The Decade of No: Wednesday, July 8th, 2026

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Welcome back to the toast and happy Wednesday. That's right. It's Hump Day, a great day here at the toast. Feel free to ham someone you love and speak of somebody that I love. Welcome to the toast. Chuck the infallet. Welcome, welcome, welcome.

Welcome, welcome. Welcome to the morning toast. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the morning toast. Um, well, alternatively, also would have been a great theme song. Rooted in her story. When we held our our now iconic theme song contest.

I can't remember, it's submitted like a little. Well, it was meant to be a twist. A twist, but we would have been like in the copyright infringement.

Yeah, but always a good one. First Hump Day in the Hump Day.

It's really Hump Day. Yes, we're early summer, Hump Day. Today, I just don't know if the people are ready for what I have to say. Let's set up a sort of love island. It was one of like the most Enraging of my life. Oh, I actually threw it peacefully. Oh, you passed peacefully in the night.

I don't, I actually could not master up one ounce of respect for a single person on this island, except Ian, of course. Like everyone involved.

“I think these people are low lives. I think they're disgusting.”

Now, one of them has made a good decision. And again, it's just been very difficult to watch a group of people be so dumb, but also like hyping the fuck up out of each other. Oh, no, it's really crazy. That's a whole theme of the whole season. Everybody being like, my man, my man, this, my man. Okay, my man's going to know the second

I leave them at me while he night wake up once. It's like these group of delusional villagers. It's just, it's been painful. I'm so looking forward to getting my time back. I think we're at five more episodes now.

And it can't really begin. It can't come soon enough. I'm begging to be put out of my misery. And I was getting DMs last night. People were like, you know, you could stop watching. I can't. I did not waste all my time. I did not come this far to only come this far.

Yeah. Also, I am starting to see like a bit of people getting fed up with the show, which I love to see. Obviously, they're not fed up enough, or yet the volume that I need to hear it. But I think people are starting to ask questions. Now, people are saying, like, there was a viral tweet about how there's been like one day,

one high-to-way, one group of bombshells since episode five. And that got like a lot of seeming people started having conversations. And then, of course, like someone shut it down saying that. That producer died this season. So I guess like the big elephant in the room,

and why they show seem so poorly produced is because like the head of the ship, the captain, the executive producer of the ship, the executive producer of the show. Yeah, he passed away. He passed away. No, no.

He passed away like after the first week.

“And I think that like left this group of people, like this active thing is going on.”

The islanders don't know that this guy passed away. So like, they're trying to keep it. They have no leader. And that's really sad. But then someone else said they're still doing challenges which are insane to execute. Like the building of all those sad, like the crazy build that water park.

They all look like the inflatable. That's where Jeremiah and Heta went on there. I remember. But yes, some of it was inflatable, which is weird for like, not a regulation.

That's how they do it in CG. Yeah. Some of them were like hard bottom slides. Yeah, but a lot of them were like, from Sam's club. Like, for sure.

But that's the feed and water park for you. Order. I can't wait to bring my daughter to the water park. It would have been fun for everyone to go. Like, and the couples to actually have some fun.

No, like, and it was nice that the girls had like girls, time in the boys had boy time. And we should do that. But like everybody needed that. Oh, my gosh, when you're something hilarious.

So obviously, like, I think like everyone's going to go for a price in Trinity. Even though I do think that last high episode put Casey and T.T. Like a little bit more. And so I went on Poly Market to see what people think. And obviously, like, look, I looked it up.

And it was like, who's going to win love island? You'll say this. Man and woman. And it was like, okay, 76%. And the people think that there's a 76% chance of prices going to win. And I think it was like 70% but then they show like Casey.

They, 20% chance. And then at the bottom, it said Gabriel. Less than 1%. Well, statistically, and factually, that would be correct. Seriously, it's dark.

But it actually changed much. Cata. Now people say she's like the 3%. She was in like the number one couple for most of the season. And of course, they were not perfect.

Yeah, but people never liked them.

Him. Yeah. But I don't know. Like the first people to get to the highway, having a 3% chance according to Polymark. And I think that's kind of crazy.

It's always like that. Just remember Molly May and Tommy Fury didn't win their season. It's almost like you don't want to win. No. Well, you do when you don't.

I mean, in the grand scheme of things, 100,000 dollars, but two ways after taxes when you're about to go on to make all this money.

“And like, for what you have to go through to get that.”

Like seriously, it's cheap at the price. And the people who win aren't always the most popular. Like people who come out of the show. Yeah. Successful.

Like, I just can't tell if our opinions are like, I'm popular.

Did you check Polymark? Because like, I like to know the streets are saying.

“But the streets, and I don't live in the streets.”

But like I like to, you know, put my ear to the streets. And you know what I'm ready for? I'm ready for someone to not split the money. Love that. Download the app.

The Polymark it app. You start co-toes to get $50 to trade when you make a qualifying. $20 deposit. Um, yeah, the whole splitting thing I love.

I feel like it never goes the way that I wanted to.

I'm ready for a Nian Carl to end. For a Nian to split the money. And we're finally going to see Carl's true colors. We're in it. We'll both split because like, they're lovely people. Well, you know what?

If Melanie and sincere were to end, Melanie should take it all. Why the fuck would they win? Uh, why, like, just for the end. We still have a wish. Love Island recap.

So we'll save it for the end. Let's talk about more important things. Let's talk about us. Let's. My cool looks sometimes have subsided.

That's good. For the most part. It's like a short summer cold. I heard everyone's getting it. Like all the cool kids have heard that too.

Yeah, and I started it. So I guess that. The coolest one of them all. Absolutely. Um.

What did I do yesterday? We matched. It's hard to like update. You want stuff like now that we're living together. And we're sort of like, we always have that issue.

Yeah. We went together because it's like, we did the same thing. How does the PF have be survived? When we have a technique was actually really born and like thrived during remote Toast.

If you guys remember before we went remote, we just like didn't in New York. Oh, let's do it together. Yeah. Before we went remote toast, we used to do it. Or check it out in New York.

There was not really a PFFB that wasn't a thing. That wasn't an acronym. And we would sort of jump into the stories in like two minutes. But then once I moved and we're like leaving different lives and we're catching up with each other. That segment like started to become longer and longer and people loved it so much.

So like we made it like 10 to 20 minutes. And it's really born of distance.

“I think for the health of the show, we need to start spreading some time apart.”

I know. I guess next summer like we could get separate houses. No, that's not what I was suggesting. That's what I was suggesting. So like today, I'll go do something.

Yeah, like what do you plan for after the show? I am actually going to like do some things for me. Oh, okay. Because like I keep wanting to go to round swamp and you don't want to go. What did I say? You asked me to put a round swamp.

So they're closed on Mondays. They're closed on Mondays. Every year. You asked me on Monday to go. I think I asked you yesterday too.

I like wanted some tuna fish. I didn't have any protein yesterday because like I couldn't get a meal. And then you finally then brought home all this food. Yeah. Because he was cooking yesterday.

Yeah. And I got consumed like while I was eating it. I was eating it. That time in Bath time. He was disappeared.

And then I came back down. Once I was wrapped up my night routine and there was no food left. Yeah. And I didn't have dinner. I just didn't know where you went.

And then when I woke up in the middle of the night, a couple of times I felt a little faint. How can you feel faint when you're sleeping? I was disturbing. Yeah, that was generally like a really unfortunate series of events. And I'm sorry.

But I didn't have any protein. I wanted to grab some tuna and just like we lost the time for tuna. Yeah. We did lose the time for tuna. So today I'm prioritizing meat and protein needs and my appetite.

Okay. So I guess I'll see you tomorrow at the PFFB. Unless you want. No, but yes. So you can hear about what happens to me today tomorrow.

Unless you want to join me, which is always fun.

We did drive separately here. So we have two cars. We have two cars. We don't have to do the same things. I was actually going to do like a couple of things.

Oh my God. What else? Things. I don't know. I feel like shopping.

I don't have enough clothes here. Okay. I feel like we're going to go the max. No. I was going to go like there's a automation.

Oh yeah. I'm just not going to place physically mentally or spiritually to shop for clothes in person. I'd place a huge Tucker knock order. And that changed the game.

But shopping IRL. You demand to fortitude required. I guess something. I guess I could. I guess I could.

But everything I've ordered out here, they hasn't come. The thing about ordering online is like it's such a good idea. Oh yeah, let me tell the couch and set up going. But it just never. It never comes like you when it comes.

I'm like who? You get it. You get it. You get it. Seriously.

So when you're shopping online like you forget who you are. You forget what you look like. You forget what your style is. You forget what your style is. You know what it's like.

Then you have to open up the box. Like what it's like. Seriously. Order this.

I would never ever wear that.

Yeah. Something about it being online. Like you get delusion. When I'm in store. I'm like.

I should just order online. I'm like. I'm not. I've got to see these things in store.

“That's why I just prefer like not wearing clothes.”

Oh, you know, I started. I thought it was TikTok account today. I know you don't have to talk. But you would love it. She's called like old gossip.

Where she talks about like things that happened in like the founding father's day. Mm-hmm. She's talking about how like, you know, back in the day, people really used to smell. Of course.

And the big thing regularly was something. If you were really rich, you had like a basin of water that you would like maybe weekly rinse yourself with. But Benjamin Franklin actually you're going to love this. So people used to think that like.

The air was dirty. And so like you wouldn't want the air to touch your skin. They think that the oils on your skin would help you protect from the dirty air. The Benjamin Franklin was like, you know, what? I actually think the air could clean us instead of hurt us.

So his way of bathing was like he would wake up every morning and like sand in the nude with the windows open for like 30 to 60 minutes. And that's how he would get clean. And then one time him and John Adams.

John Adams very about this. I know you're reading a book on Abigail Adams, right? I am. So John Adams is coming about my boy was on a trip with Benjamin Franklin

To France to negotiate them peace with it Britain.

No to negotiate France joining the country.

“They were on a little road trip within the States.”

Which you don't see to go chat with someone about ending the American Revolution. Oh, I haven't gotten to have part of the book yet. So they get to the end. It's like literary smart novel. There's only one room.

And they have to share a bed. And so John Adams subscribes to like the whole notion of the air being toxic. Where's Benjamin Franklin? He's like, no, no, we got to air it out. We got to clean ourselves.

And it was like this whole drama that he wrote about in his book. And just like you found that interesting. They had to burp the house. I love burping the house. I love fresh air.

We should burp our house. It's like the people just be afraid of air. Yeah. And they used to be afraid of tubs.

Like she was saying, the woman who looked first took a bath.

Like one time, she'd like wrote about it. And now it's in like an museum. What she wrote. She was like, it was very, very scary to have your whole body immersed in water. Oh wow.

The craziest thing about tubs back in the day. Like you know this, the, the saying like don't throw the baby out with the bath water. Do you know where that comes from? No. So when people use to take their yearly bath yearly families.

And it gets it dependent on like, you know, in your level of status. But like for most families, they would take a bath once a year. They would fill up the tub with clean water. And they would bathe in order of birth, oldest, to young as men first.

And then women and children. With the same water. With the same water. So by the time the baby went in water, it was black. So from a year's worth of dirt for the whole family.

So then they would say don't throw the baby out with the bath water. And it was a baby that lost in the sauce water like hard to come by. Like why couldn't they refill the tub both a year? They must have been. Yeah.

And you know, that's an opportunity for me to talk about the origin of my favorite phrase. The shit under the stick. Okay. So back in the days of like outhouses. Not toilet paper.

There would be like a, basically there's a loofah on a stick.

And in order to use it, you would have to like put it back in the holder with like the loofah part of the bottom of it. Like a plunger. Yeah. And the stick part up. But like some people would put it upside out and you would grab the wrong the shit under the stick.

Yeah. Fun fact. Yeah. I love little facts like that. And like yeah.

And so they're all sharing a piece of toilet paper. Basically. Yeah. Basically. And then like one of the right they got to say.

Correct. I mean it takes time to sort these things out. A thousand percent.

“I think a lot of things now that will turn out to be wildly untrue one day.”

I'm constantly genuinely constantly grateful. I was not born in an era. And I'm sure things were better about that era than there. This one. And we're not perfect by any means the pollution, the toxicity of course.

But let me tell you like the era of the age of air conditioning, the age of daily. Sometimes multiple times a day baths, baths for everyone. No matter your income, shower. Like I love, I love Uber eats.

Like all of the comforts of modern life.

I very much enjoy. I saw your stand up. Yeah. I don't know that I think about it. If I could choose any era, I would not like the modern era but really before a cell phone.

90s. Yeah, 80s, 90s. I think everyone agrees. Like the 90s. I think people like parents are trying to stimulate like 90s.

Childhood. Childhood. And as someone who had one. No notes. No notes.

Yeah. Whatever I watch movies that are set in like there are adults living. Like having like one of the clubs in like the 80s and the 90s. And like that looks fun. Yeah.

That's the vibe. I'm so Jonathan Hayett. Like you still have a phone. You can cancel plans last a minute. Yeah.

Like imagine back in the day you made a plan. Like be a career. And you have to show up. Yeah.

“But I think back in the day there wasn't a lot going on.”

So like the plans. Like you were actually a bit for. You're still you. You're still you back in the day. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's your history.

Like your history lessons. The stories are good. Good. Lots of like little things to touch on. I'm feeling good about it.

Definitely like more hopeful thing yesterday. Okay. That's good. Definitely. You know, the summer slump and the TNT hangover.

Yeah. It's more so like list of people who weren't invited in didn't go. Yeah. I heard just saw this morning when I was scrolling James Taylor. Your boy.

Ben's boy. He wasn't invited but couldn't go. And I'm also seeing like a couple brave souls are speaking out about how they weren't invited. And they're like. Completely pissed.

That guy with the bus. But similar to boys. Yeah. And also someone who works an NFL retiree who does a lot with T.E.U. And like works with Travis.

And like, I'm sure they like actually forgot a couple people. Yeah. And it's like. It's brave to say it. Yeah.

The thing is the bus in guy. Um, I definitely thought like him and Travis for friends Travis went on his bus. But like he does seem because he's on bar soul radio talking about it. Like kind of feels like a big mouth. Yeah.

And that's like the type of energy like they were not looking for. I don't know. 1500 people. Like that's just cool. I know.

I have one big mouth. But I was technically a member of the press. But everyone kept their mouth shut. So like. I've done plenty of members of GMAs were there.

And they went on the shows the next day. I mean, of course you're going to forget people. I just think it's like really crazy because now for sure you're done. Like if you're complaining about that, you weren't invited. But then to go public with the clients.

I wouldn't do it. Charles Barclay said that he was invited but didn't.

He doesn't like to go to weddings and like I dressed up.

He'd rather just stay home and golf.

That's what he said. He doesn't go to weddings or funeral. He said. Oh, he's kind of rude. Okay.

I mean. Know that I sell. I don't like going to weddings. And I don't go to most of the ones. No, I don't go to the most of the ones that I'm invited to.

I talk about this a lot. Like people just invite me places because like. Ben is really friendly with a lot of people. And then obviously like I have to go with Ben. But then also people like loosely know me.

They invite me to their weddings because I'm like really fun. And I'm like a very low level celebrity. So it's like, you know, it's fun. I had a celebrity at my wedding. It's fun and exciting.

But most of the time I don't go because it's like a long affair. And I find like weddings are really not fun. Unless you know the couple very deeply. Because I wouldn't be involved. Like, yeah, I'm sitting in the front.

Yeah. Am I important to this affair? Am I related? Like if I'm just like a rando. Looks like sir said other say on.

I disagree completely. You're allowed. I think weddings are so fun. They're obviously so fun and special when you're close with the couple. But they're also fun when you're not super close.

Like I don't want to be responsible for the Jwa Divi. I just want to like enjoy it. I love dancing to wedding. I love dancing.

“But you know how much it takes to get to the dancing part?”

Yeah. All day getting ready. Cocktail hour ceremony. If it's a usual a decade. Like it's hours before I'm actually food food.

Sometimes. Pretty good. It's usually good food. I'm literally. You are a picky eater.

When I go to a wedding, I'm dead ass. Like I can test in on four weddings. I'm giving a square for the day. For the dress. For the food.

And I'm constantly complaining about everything. Like those miserable brides on the show. I always show up hungry. And I'm like, "Where's the food at?" I love the cocktail hour.

Like I find that the order. Yeah, when I'm like waiting for my food to be brought to me. I like a sit down wedding.

For so I never get the food in like the time that I need it to.

And you can't really pick. It's just like pre-plated. I do love cocktail hour. I love a buffet. Like we were saying early in the week.

So yeah. I just like. I don't love weddings. Unless like I love the people. Yeah.

Yeah. I can find joy and all sorts of kinds of weddings. It's very beautiful. The music is good. And hot take, I really don't like funerals.

Have you been to so many? I know it's like very hot. I know it's a really, really hot take. I don't think it is. I don't think anybody wants to go to a funeral.

I've been to my fair share. They're just like very upset. They're very upset. They're very upset. They're very sad.

They're very sad. Yeah.

“Which is why you have to go to weddings.”

Call me crazy. Call me crazy. But that's just terrible. It doesn't go to either. Well, I guess that's fair.

Because it's like not there to only go to weddings and say, I don't have a no funeral as well. Right. You have to take the good with the bad. Absolutely.

And then of course, don't only go to funeral. That would be bad. Which kind of feels like what I do. So you need to go to weddings. Yeah, yeah.

Or you just need to stop leaving my house. That's like really what I. I don't have a backyard wedding. It was that time for like New Year's resolutions. But I'm sure in like the Chinese New Year or the Jewish County.

So it's going up. It's no longer the year of yes for you. It has not been the year of yes for like three years. But you loved your year of yes. I wouldn't be the girl I am today without my year of yes.

Absolutely. It's a time and a place for that. I feel like I'm in my decade of no. And like knowing that is powerful. Like feeling comfortable, like saying no to stuff.

Like literally bed was texting this morning. Like people making plans, like without my authorization. And I'm like it's so funny that he thinks I'm going to any of this. And like no literally. Ben's going to hate to hear this.

That it's the decade of no. Yeah. Because for bed, it's a lifetime of yes. Yeah. Is the centennial of yes.

Yeah, and he shouldn't have. If you shouldn't have gone to that party on Saturday night. Because like it was curative for me. Like I went to a party and I am truly set for a decade. Yeah.

And for Ben just gave him like a taste of what we're not doing. Yeah. He thought it was like more, we're getting started. That is like where we are most different in life. Like as we grew up.

Like Ben maybe even more so we can't even more social. And for me, I'm like actually a hermit who lives in the ground. And every time I go somewhere, I really regret it. That's sort of like what Ben and I are working out in therapy. Yeah.

If you want to know. Well, maybe we'll have some like fun, fun outings this summer, like me. Or we could have fun in the house.

We'll always have fun now.

So that's not a maybe. That's a first certain.

“That's why it's so important to have someone buy it.”

Yeah. You have to love your home. And you have to job your love, of course. I have like a couple things. But I'm very selective.

So that when I do leave. The chances I'm going to regret it are slim. Yeah. So selection. So decade of no.

Okay. I'll tell Ben. Oh yeah. I can't. So somebody please.

Just a bit for Ben. Justice for Ben. I didn't say justice for Ben. Oh, what did you say? I said clip it for Ben.

Clip it for Ben. Yeah. That's a good way to tell a message. You have a hard truth. You want to share it?

Share it in podcast clip. He probably wouldn't want to. Are you ready for the. You really wouldn't. Are you ready for the fast.

I started like laying in bed with your partner. And you like see them. Like they're scrolling. And you hear like your own voice or video. And they score.

And I know I'm I'm locking. And I'm like, what do you do with that? It's like a needle watch the whole show. You can't even watch the clips. What do you do with that?

I like the stories. I know when people like tell it.

You don't have to listen to my podcast.

Of course, it's five days a week. But I know Taylor Shucker and I literally love her so much.

She always maintains that she watches the toes.

And anytime we're talking about it, she just like references the clips. Let's see. Watch a clip. Like that's totally fine. But Ben can't even watch the clip.

I feel like there are people who consider themselves toasters or like for other podcasts. Like fans of that show. If they consume the clips.

“Like would you consider someone like a fan of the toast if they watch all of our clips?”

But they don't listen to the podcast. It's a different level, but it is a version of 10 or two. In order to, I would never, I would never knock anyone for engaging with me in any way. Don't forget to like comment and subscribe of course. But if I had my brothers, if I'm being like nitpicky,

No, you're not a toast or our logo. So do you. No, but like sometimes I'll see like clips or Michelle. And I'll be like, oh, I like that show. Yeah.

I don't listen to it, but like if it comes up in conversation, I mean, that's a good show. I like it. That's kind of what I feel about Grey's Anatomy. Like I've never watched the episode, but I see the vertical videos all the time.

You guys, the amount of movies I'm watching on Instagram. I think it's getting. I can't wait to see if Sally Field makes it back from Afghanistan. It's getting to a fever pit. Yeah, no.

I'm watching one about this girl who's trapped in the basement by her father. Oh, I've seen that one. Where she was gonna run away in the night before she ran away. He holds her captive in the basement of their home. Everyone in the hospital.

Everyone thinks she ran away. And I just saw how she got to the hospital. Yeah. I've seen that one. Disturbing.

I love movies like that. I know. Not the better. I have to actively not watch them, so I don't get to serve them. Yeah.

I don't like it. Right. It's like a week of the morning and I want to move. Yeah. Actually, I woke up this morning and you know what I watched when I got to see before

I even rushed. The sunrise. No, on my phone. Well, colorized photos of the Roman offs. Oh, I like AI generated history content.

That shit is cool.

It was actually amazing photos.

Actually, I learned about the bath. The Russian Imperial family. What's so crazy is the star of Russia. And King George of England at the time, they were cousins because they're both grandchildren of Queen Victoria.

And they look so much alike. It's Boogie. Yeah. But then like he couldn't have them come and they got killed. It's a spoiler.

It's so sad. No, I've seen that. The ground. Like that one episode where they're done. Yeah.

And they wouldn't let them come. So I know. Terrible. It's terrible. Well, I think we've pffp.

And then you also saw the episode where they dug up the bones. Of course. Of course. So I guess that's the same episode because they flash back. Yeah.

There's like one episode. At the end of Russian episode of the crown. It's very good. Yeah. It's a very good episode.

All right. I think we've. I don't know. You were the one. I just didn't want to get to the Roman house.

Like it's a good time to dive in.

“That's why I think we're just getting started.”

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Our first story just feels like I need to mention it. People are speculating that market quality. I want to talk about this enough. I have broken up so there's a lot of proof. Yeah, so she wasn't at the wedding, which people just thought meant to be that like Margaret and Taylor aren't tied in that she chose like whatever work combination that she had, but now she's deleted. I haven't seen this for my own two eyes true.

I don't know what photos she had that are no longer there. She doesn't have a lot. She doesn't use Instagram a lot. So apparently she had two right. They have been deleted and a little while ago, she changed her Instagram username. She looked as monkey use a name that was a reference to one of his songs.

And then like a couple of weeks ago, she just changed it. Now in hindsight, like it looks like she is cleansing him from her life. He brought his sister as his day to Taylor's wedding and then yesterday he was spotted out again with his sister. And it's like, you know, sister this whole time, like, I feel like you only hang out with your sister when you're getting divorced. Perhaps, or your wife is a way filming a project.

I just want to say, like, I'm giddy about this. Really? One thing about me, I love Margaret Qualey.

“I think she's like arguably the most beautiful girl in Hollywood right now.”

And also up on fact, I mean, I fucking hate Jack Anxonop. He just gives me the worst vibes.

And it's crazy because he's like, always with my swirlies.

He's a pretty pretty star. He's with Taylor. I don't know what. I just hate him. And all those backs that lean the dynamite call if I'm being 100% honest. Like, she was guilty for that, too. But it's like, you let your girlfriend talk about you like that. So also to say, I hate him. The fact that they were together really never made sense to me.

Like, sorry, things are just not adding up. Like, I know you're successful. And of course, those are successful, man. Like you always are. You're entitled to a beautiful woman. Okay. I guess Andrew, take thank you. Thank you.

Like, she's a successful woman.

So it's like, I don't know why she was selling it with him.

“Like, I just never understood them together.”

And I'm like, if this is true, I'm so fucking high. Like, I think they made so much sense. They just like, they're like, Andy McDowell. She's like, they look alike. They're artsy. They're success in there. Yeah. She's like glamour Hollywood. And he's like very bushwick.

I'm like, there's that extra match. She's so glamorous. Nepo Hollywood queen who like outnepoed her mother. I'm sorry. Margarquillie is an icon. And she will go down as like our generations like Anne Hathaway. Like she's going to be.

And she's with him. No, I don't think so. I'm sorry. It just didn't. It just didn't make sense. And they got married very recently, too.

It's just such a big deal to get married. She wasn't like that being it. Like she was, she was just like an actress. She is recently. I think, well, this is a substance.

That was like a lot of Oscar hype in the last like two years.

But I feel like when they first started dating and then got married.

Like she didn't know yet that she was going to be so big. So yeah, she like, Oh, and she accepted what she thought she could get. That's not how I see it. And so because I see it the way that I do, which is like marriage pretty much like of equals who are doing big things.

Correct. I think crazy happened. Oh, really? It sounds like she woke up a name and was like, I can do better. Well, he is like a notorious flanderer.

The nerd. Like imagine being a flanderer. Lending a nerve. Yeah, you know, he stepped out on, I think Lena done him with Lord.

There's like a lot of drama. Yeah, I'm sorry. Like Lena done him stays winning. Someone, I just saw the funniest thing. It's like Margaret, Qualey, and Jack Antonov getting divorced.

Like all these things happen. Like, oh, Adam drivers like in hiding. And it's like, Lena done him slaves. Like, it's like her pouch. She's so powerful.

Today. Yeah. I, she had to go away. Like I said, the power of going away.

I'm ready for Jack Antonov to go away.

I just like, I'm, I keep my foot on his neck. I really don't like him. Mm-hmm. And I have my reasons. You're entitled to them.

You are. I have that sort of girl looking for her. Died out. I love this. I hope it's true fingers crossed.

Yeah, but then like no more Taylor Margaret friendship.

“No, I think that they could still be friends.”

Taylor, like his friends with. That's what we need to know. Lena done him. But she's not friends with Lord. But separate.

Yeah. She was friends with Lena done him. Even when her best friend was Jack Antonov. And he was married to someone. Yeah, it's true.

No, no. I think she'll like keep. If her and Margaret like, we're ever really that close. I don't think that they were. I don't think so.

She was really much just like so supportive. Her coat work is wife. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my hope this is true.

Are you ready for our next story? Which is just such exciting news. More exciting than Jack Antonov. Yeah. That's a story.

Probably like equivalent for me. For you. Okay. What happened with the role in all of us? Do we team Molly Mae, Alex Earl and Stasi Baby.

We're spotted together at Wimbledon. They took a photo that was sent to me. 1000 times. Very, very exciting. Yeah, didn't realize Wimbledon was happening.

So thank you to Alex Earl for letting us know. She got a lot of hate for her outfit. I saw. I'm sorry. Like this is British.

I thought her and Molly Mae were on the same level of like. A tire. Yeah. Yeah. And they seemed to be like in a.

Oh, I guess they're on sweet. This is the Abby on sweet. No, I think she looks great. Wimbledon is just like so elegant. It is.

And it's like you could really have fun with the fashion. Yeah. There's somebody like having a piece of underwear. Was she there? Mm-hmm.

Because I know she was in her backyard yesterday. I feel like no, be a good time to bring up the fact that Morg's blocked us. We don't know her. And we talked about her. Like twice just saying like now that her and the guy broke up.

Like obviously the wad wars are over because she stepped up. She blocked me.

Like fake personal account that I never used.

She blocked Jackie and she blocked the toast. What did he say? Was it something we said? Like I didn't even have like a. I don't even dislike her.

Now I do. But yeah. Somebody sent me something. I'm like I'm blocked. Who's the count of this?

Yeah. They're like more. Someone say you think you're there. I'm like. I'm like I'm there.

And then you send me. And none of us. And I was like what in the world? Yeah. I didn't know like people actually blocked.

No. I blocked like haters. I guess like she thought maybe we were being haters. That we were like. I would block someone who I didn't want to see my page.

They could form a negative opinion. But I just want to say factually what we said was that like she lost the wad wars. Just by default. Like she left the building. That's all we said.

Yeah. But we don't even know when she blocked us. Like it could have been here. It's true. I know.

But I think like I think it. I think that it was recent.

“I think it was like right after we spoke about it.”

But we because we covered that they broke up. We covered that he was. With David. And how much we loved it. We cheated that.

And we said they were like the best couple ever. Like maybe. Maybe. So crazy to be locked. Are you locked by anyone else?

I'm a share of like no notoriously blocked. I was blocked for a while.

I thought Jerry of course.

But we worked things out.

Yeah. We did work things out. I think I still am. But like. But no.

I actually I did DM him. I forgot to be like. I had a young block. I texted him like can you unblocked. Please.

Not a cool. And he did. So. Yeah. Yeah.

It was really blocked. Who else. But that was really. So hard to know who you're blocked by. Like.

Because that's all point. Yeah. So you're blocked. But no. I think I'm.

I think my side of the street is clean. I keep my side of the street. Clean. I haven't blocked someone in forever. I guess I wouldn't know what that means.

Was she. Oh, I guess I wouldn't know. She was. I don't think she was that women. But I did see.

She's like getting her ass handed to her for the sink. She said on a podcast about her. Like she. It was kind of like a nutty. Like very self-centered take about how like tennis.

Like used to be marketed towards men talking about like stats. And facts. And now tennis is like marketed towards women. Where were like talking about the fashion. It was just like calling women dumb.

Like women can't be into like. Stats. We had to be into that. I saw that clip. Yeah.

I saw like a bunch of like a thing pieces on TikTok. I can't lie. I didn't watch him because I personally don't care. Right. Like was that the backlash is that like it's reductive for women.

In order for women to be. Involved. Like it has to be at the bath of fashion. Yeah. Like no.

Women can do this. Right. Right. There's like sport. Well.

Well. I'm so happy for her. She just had the baby. She looks like so. So amazing.

She seems to be doing so well. It's not her decade of no. So she had a hard time postpartum with Bambi. Like she was like she's very new and like she felt very alone. And she like really struggled.

“So I think she's really able to like enjoy this season now.”

Being like an expert. And so they're hood. I do think about that. Like I'm so late to have another baby. Let me time it across that show.

Meanwhile. I'm going to get like crazy postpartum with Russian. But like I just feel like so equipped now. Like I know all that. You can get it.

I did like you're not scared. I'm not scared. I know the products. I know exactly what to have. I know what I need.

I know what I don't need. And like I'm late. Like let's do it. Yeah. So I'm really happy for her.

Me too. It seems to be going well. Yeah. She looks great. And saucy baby too.

Which new friend like new friend. Friendship. What I'd love to see like Kylie out there. She can not do anything. I do think that like a Kylie Alex roll hang out.

It's definitely imminent. And Molly met. Sure. Why not? She Molly made just like very much a British ambassador.

Yeah. She is. But she gets down. Of course. She brought them to like the States.

I she did one time on her YouTube. I saw it like she went to New York. Overwhelming. Yeah. But she has to kind of meet us.

I think she would love us. Everyone lives us. You're not seeing double. You're seeing trouble. Um.

So yeah. When will things going down?

I never got to recap the real house as a Rhode Island reunion.

And I'm not going to. But I just wanted to say it was fantastic. Um. Oh, we need to talk about, you know, this isn't coming back. I do know.

And everyone collectively had like a weird response to it. Because like it is very suspicious. I guess she has like some like. People think she's like investigated by the FBI, like Teresa stuff. Um, I just think like she's the queen of Rhode Island in real life.

She came on the show. Honestly, she looked so bad.

“I think if she returned for a second season, her whole role of being like queen mother and”

everybody respecting her. It's not the case anymore. Like randoms like Alicia have the fans behind their back. And Joelle and like Rosie. What?

Who's Alicia? Cracker. Cracker. Okay. You're famous.

I just don't think of her as an Alicia. What do you think of her as? I think that like she just didn't like. She had a bad first season. And I think it was just going to get worse because people were like just starting

to get on to her. I don't think it would have gotten worse. I think it was a little bit of a premature. Resolution. Because I think like she or like the Dino stuff.

I guess her husband when she talks about her husband. Well, then she had to getting into like international fishing. People think it's like a. Jordan. Yeah, code for something like what six year old man picks up and leaves for a new hobby.

And he like wins prize money with Dino. Like it's weird. Yeah, okay, if that's the case in the out of the show. Don't be on TV. But I think if it's just a matter of like it didn't go well for her and she doesn't want

to do it again. I think it would get better for her because I do think like she has so much lower. She's very like tough and like gritty, strong willed. And I think, you know, she could have a redemptive season. I think it actually could only get better for her.

No, I think that she coasted through this season on a lot of the good will from just being like top dog in town. But that over the course of the season and then how the season played out with the fans. Like, you might be top dog, but in this town, we don't give a fuck. Like I suck.

“I think eventually like for the reasons why she's top dog in not town.”

Like eventually she would be top dog on the show.

Maybe, but I don't think it would be second season.

It was so good. Like I'm telling you, they picked this like red tech group of women with insane lower old school friendships. I loved it. I can't wait for season two.

And I'm so glad. I deviated briefly, but Team Rosie. Like she's such a fucking queen. She handled the whole thing like insane. I love her.

Are you ready for our next story? Number three. Yeah. New guest sharks on Shark Tank have been announced for the season. Mr. Beast.

We're kidding. Mindy Kaling.

Oh, my queen.

J. J. What? Okay, I love.

Diary of a CEO podcast host Steven Bartlett.

Okay, that guy isn't like rifter vibes, but can do me. And Sarah and Aaron Foster will be guest sharks on this season of Shark Tank. Including Barbara Corker and Laurie Greenier. Robert Hertz of Acting and John. Daniel Lobetsky.

Who's that one? The kind bar. Kind bars. Try out the public also. Yes, yes.

I just like don't love kind bars. Yeah, remember when they found out that they're just as fattening as a Snickers class. So glad I was eating the Snickers not kind bars. Kevin O'Leary.

Kendra Scott and Rashan Williams. Kendra Scott is like a main stay now. She'll be on the one of the permanent sharks. She won't be every episode. But you know, this is a lot of sharks.

She'll be on the one of the permanent sharks. She won't be every episode. But you know, this is a lot of sharks. I'm interested here. Now, I don't want to be ungrateful because I love all these people.

I love the posters. I love that they have a podcaster in there.

“Honestly, Stephen Marley like I'm a three.”

Sarah and right. And Mr. Beast podcaster. Everyone's a podcast. I know, but like Stephen Marley looks like man. Yeah.

I just feel like I like when they were introducing us to like random business people. Not like celebrities. Not to be like a celebrity hater because I literally like built my life around celebrities. But for my guest sharks, it was nice every now and then. Like they threw a Bethany in there.

But I like learning about the course of my living water guy.

Like I never would have heard of him.

But like Bethany was a perfect guest shark. She was a celebrity who has, who's done like huge business. Now, all of these people have like big businesses. But I don't think of them as like investor. Iconic business people.

Bethany is an iconic business woman. It's true. At this point. Mr. Beast is very wealthy. Yes.

And is he good with money? Is that he has of course his beast candies? Yeah. He has the beast game. I think he is.

I think he's got like business business business person at all. I think of this as like an online personality. Right. But if they're like having like digital brands come through. Like I actually think if.

For that. I'm sure it like he got good deals. But I think Mr. Beast is a good one. I just liked when the guest sharks were like introducing me to CEOs. Investors whom I never heard of.

Like it's just nice to meet new people every now and then. For sure. Mindy Kaling. Like I love her. What's she doing?

Shark Tank. Like I love. She's like one of my role models. I love her. Okay.

JJ Watt. Like I know he invests. He invests. You know he just was doing stuff. He does charity.

Love the. And I think that in order to be a guest shark.

“You have to have a net worth of a hundred million.”

I was going to say three hundred. Three hundred. For a guest shark. A hundred. Very poor.

Yeah. Well then all these people probably qualify. Yeah. And I have a CEO. Where's he's making $1,000 in the podcast space?

I just like, I don't know. I'm inspired. I knew all those people. And Sarah and Aaron Foster love them. And they're probably coming on.

It's like. Favorite daughter. Retail founders. They also invest a lot in other companies. Because they're moneyed.

Yes. Moneyed individuals. But like I really would love to just meet new business people. There are only so many ways like a business person can get famous. And now the guest shark.

Been taken over by celebrities and influencers. We should be a guy shark. Let me think. Give me a clue. He was businessman of the week once.

Oh. Nicole Kimman's boyfriend. Yes. Paul Salem. Oh.

I wonder why we could. We have for a frame over there. We should do businessmen of the week now. We should. Love that.

Okay. You pretty. No.

“What's it got like a photo printer for the house?”

I'm not going home. Yeah. Yeah. But you know what? I love shark tank.

I'm sure I'll be watching these episodes. Because Zach doesn't miss an episode. Does he still record? He watches it every like. It's such a good show.

It's such a good show. Yeah. It's actually crazy that Mark Cuban's not there anymore. Mm-hmm. I feel like that wasn't made a big enough deal.

I. Yeah. Well, I mean all things come to an end. You know. Season 18.

Like it's okay. When you are a billionaire like you go on TV for fun. Not for money. So I guess he maybe he stopped having fun. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? Did he also sell the Dallas Mavericks? Did he?

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She's the first woman to MC the show in 15 years. That's like so embarrassing. I just want to say I'm so sick of Hollywood elites, like telling us about this and that... Walk the walk. They just drop the talk. Am I right?

It's really powerful. I just want to say I don't like this. Only because of... Okay, she's pissed of woman as innocent and she's not supporting. Well, I am just like a very protective over Mariska. I just feel like this is such a thankless job everybody hates you.

She's not going to be telling like a risky joke. She's not like an out there type of comic. So I just feel like if this goes poorly, like...

Mushka Hargite has actually never known, like scandal in her life.

Or like, you know, not being... She's always been beloved in the public eye. And it's really hard for someone like that to go through, like...

“So I think, at a glance, I think Mariska has the potential to be like America's...”

Like a Kelly Clarkson. I agree. Meredith Vierna. For natureline, morning show, clothing line, everything she's so beloved. I wouldn't be surprised if she has a new management or new strategy in place where it's like... Let's take Mariska to the next level.

She's tested in this business for so many years for decades. All across America. Everybody loves her in every category. And, like, let's bring her into more households. Let's make... Like, she could be a billionaire series.

It's so true. So hosting the Emmys, you don't have to tell jokes. You don't have to be... Sure, you just have to be likable.

Like, doing it in a way that Kelly does the Billboard Music Awards.

I think this could be like step one to the Mariska Revolution. Like, the Rachel Ray Pipeline, because Rachel Ray's a billionaire. You're absolutely right that she does not commercialize enough.

Like, she just... I love her commitment to her job, because she's never missed an episode.

You know, she doesn't leave. She doesn't go on hiatus. But, I do feel like that commitment hinders other opportunities. Like, she definitely needs a way for her line. She definitely needs a pet food like Rachel Ray. So I've sort of got a name on everything, she sells pet food.

Yeah. She sells zip lock containers. Mariska needs a little bit of that. Yeah. And I think it's within reach.

“I think she's leaving a lot of money on the table, because she has a cue score that you can't...”

You couldn't even dream of. She is... You're right. In the Hall of Fame of cue scores with Kelly Clarkson. Mm-hmm. Who else?

Kelly should be a guy, shark. Does Kelly have a business? Oh, yeah, of course. A lot of people. Way fair.

Who else is in the Hall of Fame of cue scores? Yeah. Like Oprah? Yes. Oprah.

And like in terms of putting your name on stuff and having like a billion dollar business. Reese's with her spoon. Yeah. Yeah. So I think it's Mariska's time.

I love this. I love this. But first step, she's a TV.

So if it doesn't work out, it's not so far.

But she works in TV. She's hosting me on these big work. Right. Okay, now what? The way you have...

If it is indeed a part of like a five point plan. Yeah. Like so say she does a good job. Oh, she's a good host. It's tap mrs. Get a host this.

Date time show. Maybe she'll replace Kelly. Yeah. Do they ever say it was replacing Kelly? Pink?

No, that was like a rumor. And we said she was like a little too hot headed. Yeah. I don't know. I like lost interest again.

Yeah. It's a hard roll to fill. So. Mariska's in her way.

“You have to admit, like it feels a bit random.”

It always feels random. No, because they pull from the same. If it's like a stand-up or a late night host, like that doesn't feel random. Like who?

You know what? Like, Emmys are about like TV actors. So yeah, let's get like the biggest one. That's my screen right there. Yeah.

The last time they had the Emmys in 2022. Keenan hosted. Oh, yeah. That was her. NBC.

So it's NBC. So it's their pulling course. Of course. From the Dick Wolf productions. And then in 2018.

And then in 2018. Okay. And then in 2018. You're great. Did you see it?

Did you see it? That bunny exo was like, I was like. He's from Calibaz's confidential. I saw that he was on the reality show. I didn't like click throw.

I wrote the comment. Isn't that a bunch of like teenagers? agers? Allegedly. Or their home from college.

Even worse. Damn. Okay. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Oh.

So soon. Major news for namesake. What did McKaylon and Gerard do? Yeah, they're one. Leave that from somewhere else?

Another McKaylon? No. Male, namesake. Let's marry. Let's marry Harry.

First look at Harry Jowsey's new Netflix reality show.

Let's marry Harry has dropped. So Harry Jowsey is set to headline his own reality dating series at Netflix. Which we have been through. We have been through this. It's like, let's marry Harry.

It was going to happen. It's a dating. Like a bachelor style show. Right. He's catching Harry Jowsey.

A thousand percent alternative title. But it filmed. It's coming out August 5th. He will be with his brother and his ex-girlfriend. Okay.

And his brother. Yes. Amanda Clutes. Okay. I saw the kid posted about it.

And I was wondering if she was the host. That feels really random. So instead of just using his own judgment, Jowsey will rely on the opinions of his close friends. Amanda Clutes.

Oh. That's nasty. Georgia Hassarotti, who's his ex-girlfriend. Okay. And abstract artist Sunny Hentie to sway his romantic to see him.

I can't live if they didn't put you on the panel. Because you are Harry Jowsey's not only best friend. But number one fan. They shouldn't put me on the panel. You know what's right for Harry.

And I mean, that sort of wise older woman. Like 1,000 per year old. Not the old. You have like old energy. That's my assignment.

Yeah. Right. I turn off the year. I turn off the year. I think like Amanda Clutes is.

Oh. And like not to step on her toes. But I like that's my job bitch. I would have been better. I would have been better.

Maybe instead of potsters. Right. I could have been on let's marry Harry as a panelist. Let me tell you something. Like people say what they want about Augs Cooper.

She's partying on all of the fucking cylinders. Like the Nina Dobrev. She's what is she adapting?

“What book do we just talk about that everyone loves?”

Oh. I put it on my want to read. Right. Oh. Oh.

The ice breakers. Oh yeah. Ice breakers. But it's different one that I want. And that's not the one that I want.

Can't keep a good business woman down. Now she's told us an Netflix like you deserve to know is the other one. Yeah. And I feel like now that it like it has really passed. It didn't really stick.

Yeah. Yes, we do still have Sophia's book. And I guess Alex or one day is going to tell us what happened between them on her reality show. But at some point, like can you make people wait too long.

They do stop caring. Mm-hmm. And I fear that that might be what happened. And like. Daddy gang is going to daddy gang.

Yeah. When they about me, I'll be watching the show. You're going to marry Harry. I'm going to. I'm going to.

You're going to be our official course. The way that I recapped Rhode Island.

I'm not watching this.

You were going to meet together. So you're going to be coming out soon. August 5th. I'm just letting you know like. Now that Levi and like will be over.

You never know how these things could pay up.

I watched catching Kelsey in real time. You did, you did. And like that just gave me an insight. Of course. And to someone who would become like.

Head of the curve. Mainly like a hugely important historical figure. Like that wedding will go down as like the biggest wedding of the 21st century. And like we were here for it. And you were there first.

And I saw him like talking to girls with like LMFAO. Yeah. Taking him on a double date. Yeah. You know.

Yeah. So I will watch this. I'm so excited. And you'll report back. And I let's marry Harry.

What if we just married Harry? I really should have been in the panel. I was like my qualify. First of all, it's an amazing title. My qualifying.

Characteristic is that I have a summoning Harry. So like of course. I'm in best. Do they get like proposed to at the end of this? I saw somebody doing a recap on Love Island.

And it was such a good call. We're talking about Zack and Kate. I'm like, no, no, no. We fined your fed. This girl who recaves her name is Coach Jackie.

She was like, we're used to watching TV. We're like, people get married. Oh, wait.

The bathroom you always get married.

Love is buying you get married. It's like you won't even call someone in your girlfriend.

“I think that's why people are having such a visceral reaction to it.”

Because maybe in the real world this would be like a normal timeline. It's only been six weeks. We're used to people like meeting the families getting married. Or at least being proposed to by the end of our reality shows. Yeah.

Let's get into the Love Island recap. Really have two minds on the cadence acting. Now, of course, like when I see him being like, no, not boyfriend and girlfriend, exclusively dating, even though you've been exclusively dating. And no one else is coming in.

So you actually have no choice but to close off the recap. Saying that is like saying, oh, I'm not hungry. And there's nothing in the fridge. Like that's what Ian said in his voice over. Oh, you're right.

It was Ian. Yeah. No, it's like just so obvious. There's no other option. And then she goes and tells Trinity that she got these crumbs.

And she said, look, I have a cake in Trinity. He's like, no, you don't have a cake. So of course, I'm like, he's not, and given the pattern of how he's acted this whole season, I see that and I'm like, hey, yeah, on the other hand. Yeah.

There is a world in which, like, I can't make you my girlfriend. If you take the word, like boyfriend girlfriend dating relationship very seriously. Like, we just been sitting around in our bathing suit all day. Like, I want to take you home. I want to get you know, I want to date you actually.

And then you could be my girlfriend.

“Like, I think that there's a chance that they just like take that term very seriously.”

And what's happening in the villa is not serious. Well, so I think that, yes, that's very reasonable. I just don't think he's given anyone any reason to give him grace. He went to the highway and got home the next day and said, we're still exploring, right? Like, he just hasn't felt like a good partner of this whole time.

So it's like, yeah, it's really speed that you're right. Like if those were to, if Bryce said it, yeah, of course. I'm reluctant to give him any sort of, Yeah, I agree with that. Also, it's just a shame, like Bryce's 30 years old.

And he put everyone in the villa on notice.

Because, like, if the first couple had just closed off or like was exclusive,

then that would be the standard. But they became boyfriend and girlfriend a week ago. So it's like anything less than that. It's like, what even is that? And Kda and Zach, Kda specifically, her favorite thing is like,

we've been in here since day three. We've been in here for day three. So she was mad that people didn't vote for her like to be in the top three. Because they've been together long. It's been like, we've been together long as and you're accepting less than everybody else.

Yeah, so the episode started off like so badly that I actually was just like, mad the whole time. I mean, when the hideaway opened, I had to air play it from my phone. So I couldn't be on my phone. Oh, so I literally was locked into the hotel.

Oh, that's terrible. Oh, my God. Well, when they open the hideaway and Trinney screams Melanie and sincere, I, I just about died. I actually would have rather see an eye on Carl.

Like, what on earth would, first of all? They might, bringing in Trinney and Bryce must have not been allowed because they had a date. They must have been there. There must be a reason why because it was so obviously supposed to be them. So let's say I actually don't even know because all these couples are bad,

but it should have been KC and TT. They just don't get treated. This is not an equal playing field. Like the core for the Islanders that are in couples of OG Islanders. Like they get preferential treatment because yeah, KC and TT,

millions of kids here are barely back together. They didn't have sex. KC and TT became boyfriend and girlfriend. Like they obviously should have been a hideaway. Yeah.

Also, like the fact that sincere is getting hide away right now after movie night. Like, and Kenzie still fighting for her life. Yeah, it's true. When she literally come in and I say with the 10% of the crime sense that sincere did, this literally further proving that like the women on the show are setting a bad example

because Kenzie and sincere technically committed the same crime,

“even though I think sincere was a hundred times worse.”

And since her was back in his relationship two days later, Kenzie is still over here fighting for her life. Honestly, I wish half the bitches in this villa had as much self respect for themselves as Dylan does. Dylan has a little too much self respect. He's starting to piss me off. Like, yeah, his girls are just embarrassing.

He's gonna go, I was sorry. Finally. To be dumb with him and if I were her, I'd be dumb with him because like, what do you mean you're gonna make me feel like shit all the time? So much apologizing.

Like give me a chance to redeem myself. I knew it was wrong. You either accepted or you don't. I wish Melanie would have some of that energy. It's like these girls are just embarrassing.

You accept nothing at all they do is talk out how much their men love them.

Oh, the villa's gonna shake.

Oh, my man's gonna know I'm gonna see.

But I can't leave the bed. Meanwhile, Zach, since he has slept two hours late. Like, such bullshit. These girls are so embarrassing. Yeah.

They really are also Dylan and Carl.

“I think like Dylan's trying to like have a Bryce Trinney moment.”

A chasac. Bryce. Yes. Yes. He's like really trying.

He's really giving me the egg. He has been accused of clip farming. Do you know what that is? Where you're like, um, you do like really extra gestures.

Like, you made it into a jiff. You know, like moving night when he was eating the popcorn. He was like. Like being a clip. And then somebody also saw when he was talking to someone.

I think it was sincere. He like looked mature. I guess the camera's moving. They follow people around. He made that ass.

I contacted with the camera to make sure I was looking at him. Oh, my god. It's really embarrassing. So right now I'm like real.

And I also think last night's episode was very much like edited

to make us like Casey and T.T. Which I'm glad for. I did see somebody like put together a clip of like a bunch of weird things. He has said that like really point to even when he was saying that Casey, she's worthy to be my girl.

It feels like Casey. Uh, T.T. He's really worthy of being my girl now. Like she's done a lot to prove to me. Is like who the fuck do you think you are?

I didn't like how they said. You're a slow. I'm like who are you? Yeah.

“But like I was getting my, I was getting taken away by the edit.”

Like it was cute. I just, you know what? It's her. She's so cute. Yeah.

She's so pretty. She's so sweet. She likes me so much. She actually just hit me. I think it's fair that she loves him.

You know when you love someone. Yep. And she's not going to say to him. But like she's crying at the water park. Because she likes him so much.

And she's so happy. And then like to go home and have that be so validated. Like, you are like, you are probably progging other couples because he wants to. And that was actually a cute gesture. Yeah.

Oh, it was so. It went on a little too long. No.

And like they never told her what it was.

So they're like, here's a picture. Pots come here. It's not like, we've set up a scavenger hiring you. If you want to find Casey. Follow them.

Follow them out. Follow them out. No. No. It was like pots.

Yeah. Yeah. Is that? It's like, you know what's going on. He's like, no, I really don't.

But like, you do.

“You just lied to your girlfriend's face.”

And then he whispered, like, is this weird? I mean, I'm glad that's. Some times the fact that it's weird timing. Because otherwise, it'd be like, they're so fake. So yeah, you can be happy for someone else.

And also, like, be all a little bit weird. But why did he lie to her and say, I don't know what's going on. It's not like a big secret. You're like, a big lie. It was about to be a big secret.

It was about to be a big secret. It was about to be a secret. It was about to be a secret. It was about to be a secret. Why did he lie to her and say, I don't know what's going on.

It's not like a big secret. It was about to be found on five minutes. Instead, like, it was a big secret. You're like a big lie. It was about to be found on five minutes.

And instead, like, it was a big secret. It was about to be found on five minutes. And instead, like, it was a big secret. It was about to be found on five minutes. And instead, like, it was a big secret.