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Today's guests are two of the realest fellows you'll ever meet. Woo-woo! Their fighters, MMA artists, and now their actors, those are my words, not theirs. One of them is one of the most beloved athletes in UFC history. His fight with Mike Perry is the highlight of the upcoming May 16th, Netflix, Fight

Card. And he's joined by his friend and fellow fighter from start to no one. Mr. Chris Avila, who fights Brandon Jenkins on the same card, ladies and gentlemen, woo-woo! We got Nate Diaz and Chris Avila. So you're opening a restaurant?

I'm opening, yeah, I'm opening a restaurant where I live. I'm not opening, I got some people opening up, it's just gonna have options like sending away the restaurant, has vegan and gluten free options also. Oh, damn. Do you eat vegan?

Yeah, I like vegan, I'm not full vegan, but yeah, mainly vegan.

“Until you eat a lot of lentils and stuff like that, or what are y'all eating?”

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I ate all of being in food by the sea food as a one. I ate eggs too. I love fuck the seafood boy. If I was in an ocean, I would think I wouldn't mind it, because I know I'd do like seafood. Yeah, it's the best.

But anyway, thank you guys for coming in, bro. You guys are fucking only three hours late, dude. You guys, you both, you guys. You guys, the only dude that y'all were related to Boosies, the only guy that really been late. So we're y'all are later than a black guy, bro.

I just need to fucking let you say it. But we were waiting for him. Come on, come on. Who does he say? No.

Never when they were trying to cut off that, I'm somebody's kid.

I'm sorry, I'm about as kid going like transgender. He's like, come on, come on. Come on, come on. He's like 12. Oh, yeah, they're talking all the way.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Yeah, they got into it about that. They got into it. Yeah, they got into it.

I support Boosie. I support Boosie.

“Yeah, that was one of the best episodes of, we had a, have a big bag of weed forming.”

We had to have like a lot of weed, boys and kids. Two pounds in specific kinds, like I was on a scavenger hunt. Yeah, they had like, hello. How do you, you wouldn't need to bow the wig? You don't need to get a boozey thing, yeah, tell them three.

We should be good. We'll make sure, bro, thank you guys for coming in, man. Oh, thank you for having us. What did you guys even meet each other at? The gym.

Did I meet each other? No, I met your guy 24 hours. Tenant windows. Yeah. Ten windows.

My dad had a tent shop in Stockton. And then he got his tent or his truck tent. My dad tent is his truck. And that's what we met. My dad's shop.

And he was like 15 or 14 or something like that. Did you already find the tent? Yeah, I was getting my windows tent in my truck and then I went to pick it up and

Him.

I think your brother was there. I think he was just me and my dad and Ernie. Yeah, and we all took pictures and said, where did he race? No, they got back home. He's a little sponsor.

He rides, he rides, let's go. He was the guy who told me the Honda Civic when I went for a kettle. Yeah. He's my first sponsor that he's the man. He's cool.

He's sponsored your fight early. My first fight and my brother's fights too when we're young. And I take care of his cars and my whole family's cars and stuff like that. So he was the man. And then I was like, and my windows tent is like, yeah, I got you and you called

“his dad and then that's why I came to pick my car up and they were all there.”

And then he came to training me because I think his dad was talking to my brother. He thought I had my son boxes. He wants to come training with you guys. So he came and spoiled my brother and then he came and spoiled my brother and they can deduce me to him again.

And he thought that's Eddie's son and then we started training together after that. Because you all took about stocked in a lot. What is it about stocked in that gives it that grit? Do you feel like?

You guys always, you know, I mean, you guys kind of represent the 209.

I don't know if there's any other fighter that represents like a place as much as people correlate you guys with stocked in. Yeah. Well, that's just where we come from. And everything started there and that's the core baby got a reference for you from.

I think I think I had Gianci Moderos come out from a while. I went to train with us and he started training with us and he's like, yeah, woo. And then, and he was telling me all about who I was asking about why I hadn't grown up there. And I was just like, that's, I was interested, I was like, that's cool.

You're like, you're like, yeah, there's my boy right there. And then he's telling me all about all kinds of stuff that I culture, that I knew nothing about. And I was like, that's badass. Dude, I was like, and then we're talking.

And he was like, yeah, 29, we're like, he's a soldier.

“He was down with us and I like, bro, you need to like,”

tell people where you come from and represent all that shit. And it's like, I can listen to it all day. I'm like, if people, people see you as the fighter, if they can hear what you're about, they're, you're a rock star, so I'm like, you should be. And I feel like that about anyway, because the interest in where people come from.

And so he kind of put you on that kind of energy a little bit. No, that's just a thought I had off of where I come from. I'm like, oh, no, that's where I come from. That's what it is. That's what you see is what you get, what you come from.

That is, that's the core and wherever you go, I think it comes from the core of where you're from, what you do, not to get all deep in shit, but that's fucking tight. You know what I'm saying? Well, that's important. People draw where they're from.

And you see, I'm doing you know, like, we see you. And you're like, New Orleans dude, you know what I'm saying? Right? New Orleans. Yeah.

Yeah. That's cool. That's different than just people saying. No, like, whatever. Well, who are you, dude?

That's a New Orleans dude right there. Yeah. So I think that might. What you come from there, it is. To an end was popping.

Yeah. That's it. How did the stock and slap start? How did that start? My brother was slapping people in the UFC the whole time.

The robbie of all the hard pill, yeah. He's slapping me all the time.

Right on, that's the second fight in the UFC.

So. And the mainstream, that's where it came from. That's it. He started it. And that's robbing law.

So it's like, bro, you just smack that for that's crazy. Yeah. I was a fucking boss to look at. It's crazy to see how young he was there, too. I see people just get slapping on up, like, bam, and it's getting a life out of

people. And no fight even happened in the middle of a man. You just own somebody with a slap, so it's like, yeah, to slap this honky one time at a pizza spot. Yeah.

And we just shit it kind of escalated in there. His energy was kind of saying stuff. And I could tell he knew that it was like that I didn't like it. You know what I'm saying?

“And I think once you put off that energy like, I don't really like, I don't like”

what you're saying. Somebody keeps going. Yeah. And he was with his girl, bro, not as had a paw and mud. Oh, yeah.

And my friends still talk, bro, and I think I always fuck his skin.

And it's almost like a nice gesture, too, it's like, bro, I don't like when I see, like, I don't know where, like, someone gets a mark right in front of you and he says, I'm like, bro, you just kill that guy, but on my hand, the warning bitch gets fucked on my face. Yeah. So it starts nice.

Yeah. Yeah. It could be a bitch. Now you could get nothing because you're coming back and you shut up or get it. Yeah.

So that's it. It's like a warning for it. It was like, it is like a shut up bitch. I could have just slept you, but I'm going to sleep you and give you a chance. And I walk around and fly, but I'm just saying someone's being rude like that.

Yeah. Yeah. Get out of my face.

Yeah.

You can't feel it. Here it is. Yeah.

“And I think it's just, it was like a moment of like, I'm not afraid to have a little”

bit of energy if we need to have it here today. Which a lot of time. Yeah. Yeah. I got a lot of time.

Yeah. I got a lot of time. Yeah. And then I stood there and waited for a fucking medium pizza dude. And I was like, dude, do not say medium pizza when you're hanged out, I just want to,

I don't want people to know what are the medium. Because I was feeling sad too. Yeah. Yeah. It's all right.

Anybody else need a slap? Yeah. I got you. The dude's like medium sausage, bro. And I was like, oh, medium sausage, bro.

Sorry. Sorry. I'm like, everybody. This actual arm. Yeah.

And I was like, bro, that's the last thing I want to hear somebody saying. And you go and accept them. Because I've been dealing with medium sausage my whole life, bro. You know what I'm saying, bro? But that's another conversation dude.

What a outside like, I was sort of like, you guys, the energy in stock and what else is stocked in havoc? What else? Like, what else do people do there? That's like kind of like just stocked in a zoo?

Yeah. It doesn't have any. Yeah. No, that's a lot of time. Make these grow.

This is good. This is good. Yeah. Yep. They got birds.

Squirrels. Of course. Next to it though. Hey, Mickey Grove, step it game out, wouldn't it tiger? They got monkey there.

Oh, shit. That bitch looks like Trump. Look at that. When you get a smile. There used to be a bear.

My grandma lived like a mile away and we could always in the morning.

You hear the, the seals in my room. You can hear him from my grandma's house. Really? Yeah. Hear my wife like Trump.

That's dope. They got a Trump monkey. Was your family pretty close up there like, was y'all like, what was it? It seemed like a lot of like family type of energy up there. Is it?

Yeah, my, I got a bunch of family stock in the, when they do they travel with you to the fights or no. To the fights. But when you fight a big fight, we fight everybody's invited. I'm always like, what else are they bringing about?

I don't go in the fight. I don't like fighting is a crazy thing everybody's like, oh, I don't invite people to my fights. But it's a public location. They're invited.

You know what I'm saying, fuck you in that the fight, I don't even better want your fight. They're like, well, why not? I'm fucking, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. People get it.

I think people get offended for not bringing them to a fight on my, well, come on. Yeah, you know where to fight somebody, you know the risk of that, please come. I want you to, you know what I'm saying.

“I'm just like, yeah, it's helping the public pull up if you want to pull up.”

I don't go. Um, what, so what, so if you guys became, two guys became friends around 15, did y'all

go do shit to get like, did y'all get a y'all's first caught?

Like, what? I'm older than him. Oh, you are. So yeah, I'm at him and he came in and then he could fucking box. So like, let's get Lizzy and he could box and then.

So we started, he came in a train with Nick. I see him box when Nick and do really good. I think. And then, and then that's going to come and start working on and then, uh, and then I see him without even knowing I came to Jiu-Jitsu class.

I'm train with everybody in and he comes up to me and we start trying to do just him out. Jiu-Jitsu, too. That's what I'm talking about. Think I a little bit too high.

Because when I'm from like, there are a lot of boxer kids. And everywhere, it's that boxers are boxes and Jiu-Jitsu, but then I'm like, are they all a little boxer kid? Well, that's because he's fine amateur and stuff and all that. And we did Jiu-Jitsu, they had one of the Jiu-Jitsu, they respect.

And then we became train partners and homie, and he was there more than nobody else. That's my guy. That's it. My homie. Did you learn from him like, or would you learn from Nate when you got first?

Yeah, he cracked me in the face and I was like, what are you doing tomorrow? We're trying to get out of five.

“So that's how I kicked out with me and then I was bugging his brother all the time because”

I was texting, he put me in and then he was like, "Go sparrow my brother."

And so I was always texting Nick, like, "Hey, what's up?

Can I come back and train?" He said, "Yeah, go in there at this time and go sparrow my brother." And then I was in high school, so I would just leave class and go in and he was, he already, what? I was like, "Yeah, other than you're seeing stuff."

Oh, you was a damn adult, brother. That's okay. That's funny. So yeah. That's funny.

So yeah. That's funny. That's funny. You fucking bring in those youngsters in, but you just respect it as talent so much, huh?

Yeah, well he had a lot of people who ain't got it, and then I was like, "You're 15-year-old fight of fucking 20," and that's great, yeah. Yeah, I did the same thing when I was 15, and I thought, "I'm in a hammer, man, come on, you like me. Let's go."

That's it. That's it. Yeah, but it wasn't when we didn't talk about it, it just was like that. Yeah, we just hit. I don't think we ever even talked about it.

That's how it went down there. But he was fighting consistently. Do you want you amateur fighting? Yeah. I was like, "Every week I was fighting every week."

Oh, so you were fighting? So did, yeah. I was almost 18.

I was like 16, 17.

So would you go cornering my shit like that or it wasn't on? Not that. Yeah. He had a boxing coach and he was boxing, and it was not pulled to profite. But we got fucked up records, but we ain't been finished by nobody, and we've been

fighting top competition the whole time, so it's like, you know, fuck up, fuck up record.

And MMA or boxing, you've never been finished.

No. Yeah, either one of you guys. No. I got, they gave me a tequila against Josh Johnson one time, but it was like, "I'm chasing them around.

He scared for his life. I feel like." And he wants to fight me now. I always call him out, and he's a podcast, he's called me. I'm like, "Who really won?"

Like, I never beaten nobody, and then I was like, "I want to rematch." So Monday. How about that? What was up? I was gonna bring you back to life, keep podcasting my boy Chris, who got the closest

to finish here if there was somebody they got close in one of them? Eddie. My brother. Yeah. Is your brother tough?

No, he's not older brother. Yeah. He grew up fighting.

“That's how I wanted to fight, because he's always fighting and shit.”

Sorry about that. Like, that's cool. Yeah. He kind of got into it. Yeah.

Because he was fighting. He was always fighting. Does he still fight? No.

He never fought like professional.

He was just fighting. Yeah. He was a little gangster at the house, so I was like, "So, I want to fight." He always come home with stories and shit. Yeah.

It is funny, like brothers want to do kind of what brother, you just, if you're a younger brother, you want to do what your brother does, you know? And some of your brother will quit doing that shit like two weeks later and you still like, "Yeah." The rest of your life.

Who fought first in your family was it you or Nick? Oh, Nick's been fighting since I'm a little kid laughing at shit. Like, what the hell is going on when you're fighting people? Nick's been a fighter his own life. My brother, my brother led the way.

He was a dude. The first actually, the first Diaz I ever met was Nick. See if you have that. I know New York podcast, right? Yeah.

On OPA, on the OPA show. I see now I see that recently and I'm like, "Fuck, I didn't know you were around then." That was a long time ago. Yeah, almost 10 years ago now, I think.

When was that? You didn't even have the hair yet. I was so scared too, bro, because they brought in like a fucking fighter bro.

“And if just recently watched that, I don't remember that.”

And a fighter dude. Who I knew is name, yeah.

That was like one of the first American black bullets under a graceier something like

that. Like back, you know, way back, yeah, like I've had my black belt for a long time. And it's a big deal. I mean, like it's not, like I haven't given anybody any belts. You know what I mean?

And who are these, you know, and these people pass around belts, like it's a, you know, I'm like, go win a competition with that belt. See how you do? It's not going to happen, you know. I mean, like, it takes a long time.

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So I think it's a long time. Job job. And the tenant window brother. They only let you go so dark dude. I remember one time I got mine done.

And they only let you go up with our minds. Yeah. Creatures. Creatures. Creatures.

Look. That's when the shit's bad. We have to fucking drive like that.

“That's why some people started driving like this.”

Because they went with the police. They had to set up over and not even far from here. Where you would get your windows. And they had to set up over and not even far from here. Where you would get your windows in.

And they had to deal with the cops that right after the cops were pulled. They were just pulling people over right as they left. Damn. Avila. Yup.

That's me. That's me. That's me. That's me. Come get your window tini.

Freaky person off. Yeah. That's the CTE. Very short. Right.

Yeah. Yeah. Over time we're fighting. Is CTE does it feel like a real thing to you guys? Is that something?

Do you think that fighting has affected the way that you're able to think? When you do comedy, does CTE fuck with you? That's when it was. Exactly. CTE.

You see my kinds of comments off. They gave me a CTE every time. I'm hot. Oh, they do. Oh, I didn't even know that.

Why? CTE? Like does it really a fuck? Because you guys have taken a lot of punches in your life.

“You know, like not as many as a lot of guys.”

I'm sure. But you guys are in full balls of real fighters. Yeah. I feel like it's. Yeah.

I feel like football. Probably a lot more than the fight. Yeah. Yeah, I had a documentary. Because I played football too.

I remember when I fucking hit. How much were people on it? I had a headache on it. I didn't have a headache. I had a headache for you.

I was playing football. That was fucked up. I don't know what the question was about CTE. I just started thinking about it. When do you say?

It was a fucking deal.

My CTE's kicking in.

I think that answers it, bro.

Did you guys have to get vaccinated? Did you guys get vaccinated? I know. Yeah. I did.

Fuck you. Fuck you. Vaccinate yourself. Yeah. Oh.

You guys are Jim over in Stockton. It's the Nick Diaz Academy. And you guys have had a lot of great fighters out of there. Jake Shields. Gilbert Melendez.

How is it changed over the years there? Has it evolved? What's it been like? Well, they're not out of the Nick Diaz Academy. We're all from Caesar Gracie.

Okay. Nick and Jake. And David Drell. Those were three blackbucks under Caesar Gracie. And spread out for them with Tyson Griffin, a Navy Charming.

A couple of names out of Dave Drells.

Who was the first blackbucks under Caesar.

And Nick was me and him. Nick was me and him. And our team at Nick Diaz Academy. And then Jake Shields had Gilbert Melendez and a whole team. Also, it's different than I thought.

Yeah, but we're like a family tree type of thing. And we all come from Caesar Gracie fighting. And then where were the Stockton? Stockton team.

“Does the energy feel as alive there is ever with young fighters coming up?”

Yeah. And they're coming out of wrestling and you get to kids and boxes and shit. And everybody's in there. And we're like, we're going to go back right now. I've been gone for two weeks.

Going to go back. And now I'm going to be ready for the kids. So it's on and pop and when you go to the gym. Oh, fuck. Or you guys training people as well in there?

Like, or what does like, I know you guys train yourselves. But yeah, I train with everybody. I'm more of a, like, I just train with everyone. I'm like, you want to learn some of this. Because I learned a lot of my, and most of the stuff I know from experience and training with people.

And I've got better from that. So I like the guys running the show at the gym and then I come in and I just participate with everybody. And then he, he's right. Yeah, I'm just shooting with everybody. Do you guys feel like fighting should be taught in schools?

Yeah. I think you just do 100% should should be law enforcement and law enforcement. Yeah, but if they didn't in school, then by the time they got to law enforcement, they would not. And if you're going to do law enforcement, you'd be like, well, I better step them. My game up because you would be conscious and aware of it because you learned it in school.

“You're like, that's the only thing that's going to be done.”

I'm boxing back in the day. This did today. It's crazy. I think boxing used to be like in high school. This was in school.

This is in London in the 1930s. It's good. But look at this shit that needs to have this. Watch this kid. This kid's good.

That's how I was. Imagine this at school though. Yeah, it'd be sick. It'd be. Why are you got all the girls dying on the ground?

That's gentrification. That's gentrification. That's how it happens, dude. That's how you make friends. One mix guy showed up and everything.

I'm been wondering if there was ever a time when you were with your family and your car broke down. Because I've been there.

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“You said that you think due to issues to be taught in schools, what makes you say that?”

Well, just for self-defense in general, I think people should know how to defend themselves a little. Have they been a little more stable walking around? I think it helps with everything. You know, kind of like common sense type of thing. I think people would get hurt less more and think a little more about what they do.

I think you can go in all day, but you know, just to I think it's necessary for everybody. It's like learning how to swim. I think everybody should learn how to swim. What if you fall in some fucking water? Yeah, so that's what I think about.

Just to do.

You're walking around acting cool and shit.

What if somebody just drowns you? Yeah. So that's why I started training. People actually walk around, can do this to you? Yeah, right.

I'm going to master this shit. Is that where your kind of mentality will start now with it? Yeah, you're walking around helpless and you don't even know it. Right. You know what I'm saying?

I'll fucking taught a way of my come. You're going to fucking drown. So that's scary to me. Yeah. So I would learn how to do that.

Yeah, that's fucked up. That's fucked up. That's fucked up, dude. Now you're right.

“People don't even think about it or consider it don't.”

Right. Oh, I could fight. I went the last fight. You got it. Yeah.

You don't even know that you can't fight.

And I know that you don't know that. You know what I'm saying is that. And people aren't even conscious or aware of that. So I think that's a scary situation. So you just get all deep again about it.

Yeah. That's what you'll see. This gives you slap to God. One time at a pizza parlor doesn't even fucking defend yourself. It's true.

He might have been able to just drown you. And you don't even know it. So it's like, it's true. He might have saved my life that day. He might have said, I'm what I could fucking.

You're too down for him. Yeah. He's like, no, I fucked that. This guy just drowning me. I'm out.

Yeah.

“I think definitely the confidence building.”

Yeah. Learn how to talk to people. And like, I would go to train when I'm. When I'm a kid 15 and I get smoked. I get high as fuck all the time.

And I would go on the train and it would be like. I had to hate coming on time because I'd be like, if I go on time, we got to sit and talk to all these kind of. And the guys who train there like cops and work out of bakery and doctors. And everybody's older than me.

I was a kid. And I was like, social anxiety. I don't want to talk to people. I'm going to talk to my name. I talked to a kid.

You're trying to. And you're going to say, so I'm like, I have to talk to these people. I can only talk to my friends. So I go there and then I train with them. These 35 year old dudes and shit.

And if I can choke everybody because I was there more than them. And I'd be like. And then I'll set her asking me questions about the moving. And I'm telling about the moves and they're going here. And they're like, what do you do?

Are you in school? I'm here. And I also went for a conversation. And I'm talking to 35 year old cops. And I'm selling weed and training.

And I'm talking to anybody older than me. So I learned how to talk to people and understand people. And, you know, communicate. So it helps with just falling into the social pipeline. You know.

It's not funny. Yes. So that helped me there. And then because especially after training, you're getting an orphan. I feel high.

But you're like, I'm not asking. You shouldn't be know about. I'm not serious. But I'm like, you can go here. You pass a guard like this and do like that.

And then they're going, what are you doing? Well, I go running. I'm going to do this and like, when we're going to lunch. And now you got a friend. And I was saying, your friend is some 35 year old cop.

And like, what kid do you know that sells weed? His friends with a cop. And they say, and now you got to just homeboys. And then I was like, I learned a lot from all that training. And it helped with everything.

Yeah.

Dude, there was something.

Oh, the endorphins after a class.

“Even if you just got choked out by a fucking like a 35 pound girl.”

Right? He was like, fuck, I'm going to get that bitch next week. You know what? It could be dude. I got choked out by this fucking 13 year old girl.

I will see this. I think she had taken some tie, tie bow or whatever it's called. Tie quando. Tie quando. Right.

And it's all like, okay. So this obviously, you know, this bitch knows what she's doing or whatever. But anyway, I fucking got leveled out by this check in one class. And I just remember driving home in my head thinking, I'm going to fuck that kid up next week.

Which is a crazy thought. But also, yeah, the endorphins people you would meet. Yeah, if you're choking on a fucking baker. You're like smoking smoke or cinnamon rolls bitch. You know, I better get a free fucking go.

That's time. Oh, my wrong. My bad. That's some other shit, bro. That's that fucking look at the dude on the right, bro.

That dude. He's excited. Oh, he fucking. He loved time.

Well, he'll put a full Nelson in your ass.

That fella right there. Yeah, bro. He'll have Nelson some dudes balls in his throat. He's fighting fun for you guys. Now does it change over time once it becomes a career?

It's the best thing to do. Like training wise. I think helps out with life and shit. So I think. Yeah, I've been fighting for so long.

I think him too is like, once you once you are, we've been doing this for so long.

“If you're not fighting, it's like, that's what I do.”

Right. So, and then when like when you train for fighting, get down with the fight, fuck that shit. I ain't doing that. What the fuck I just put in all kind of work and did all this?

Because nobody could do that. It's a lot of work. And then not even the work, too, just the mental just go to sleep. Like if someone need normal how to fight it down here,

your fighting team might be okay. They're going to sleep. They can't sleep. Yeah. They can't even make it to a fight.

So it's like, it's a whole thing. And I want you to get done.

You're like, man, that's fine.

Cool, I'm glad it's over. I ain't fucking doing that shit. Two months goes by. And you're like, man, what the fuck? I need to get back to what I do.

Yeah. It's just what I do now. Yeah. You know, so it's like, when you're not fighting, you're like, I got to get back.

I got to be, I got to do what I do. Yeah. That's how it is for me for you. Yeah. At a certain point, I noticed even with comedy,

like, it should just think the thing you do, eventually it chooses you as well. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, I have to do this because this is what I do now.

Like I can make millions of dollars doing all kinds of other shit. Like fuck. Fuck. There's nothing like doing what you do. Yeah.

I got to get, I got it. It doesn't feel like you're doing the right thing. So fighting for me is just what I do now. And it sucks and it's great and all that. Yeah.

Yeah.

“What's the part about it that sucks the most for you guys?”

Diving. Wow. What you thinking about? You'd be sitting there thinking about something like that. I'm asking.

What are you talking about earlier? How many sins you got in? That one. That one. That one.

I don't like swallowing the spit. He's in it. Fucking that jar. It'll hurt your stomach. He's using his.

No, dude. I'm vaping right now. And I'm fasting. I feel like a fucking native American over in this bitch. I feel like a damn Hindu or something.

I got enough problems, bro. Damn. Chris has fucked up. Are you fucked up? No.

No. No. No. No. Bro.

I've had some fun times in there with him, bro. I've had some fun times in there. Yeah. I'm sitting there. Yeah.

I love that dude. Yeah. Joe has been supportive. He's the one who told me he said like a year ago. We were staying busy like with podcast and he's he's like if you start doing two episodes

a week, then nobody will be able to stop you. That's what he told me. Oh wow. Yeah. That was it.

And he just said, yeah. And so we started to challenge ourselves. And it's kind of wild like because there'd be, it used to be hard for me to even go like an hour of podcasting. And now some conversations, I'll go.

It'll be two and a half hours. And it will be. Here's our like that long as fuck. Yeah. He's at so much information.

I'm like, fuck. I'm dumb. I'll leave out of there feeling like fuck. I got to go study. I just feel dumb.

He just is interested in so many things. Right? And he really is interested. That's the thing. Yeah.

He really fucking want. He just like, it's like walking in the library. I feel like I'm fucked. Yeah. Yeah.

Like I can study forever. And I won't get past the fucking magazine. You know. And why not? Just check on the laptop.

Kind of shit. And you're like. I'm now in some situation. I don't know what the fuck we're talking about. Yeah.

And so you see this one fire, right? You saw that. Cool. We got a circle back. Yeah.

Yeah. So a lot of circle. Dude, yeah. I wish I could call time out. So now's in Joe's podcast.

Just to give myself my brain a chance to meet to give my brain a pep talk.

This bitch is bra because he's just so smart and so interested.

So you got the MVP promotion.

And it's Netflix. It's the Mike Perry fight. That's what's coming up. If I come to be. Well, me and Mike Perry been the biggest thing on the outside of the UFC.

Ugh. Yeah. I've been following the UFC started coming in and he's been doing moves. And making shit happen and respect. Because like nobody's doing no kind of shit.

People who are the talent are just a fucking talent. And I'm like, bro, I have to get out of here. I'm like, that's not what I am. You know, so. And I get out and I'm like, what I do is fight.

I need to do what I do. So I'm like, there's nobody out here. And then he's out there doing the thing. And we are offered each other a few times. And it was in the direction of it happening.

And a couple of things happened. And I've been an outspoken.

“So that unfortunately, this is the only way to make it happen.”

Because it's time.

He's been doing a great job.

He's been knocking people. I beat fucking beat middleweight champion. Doesn't it? Rock on. He'd be rock holding.

He'd be at the operas lightweight champion for years. He beat. He beat Joey Stevens up. He beat, uh, who else? He beat his back to back, whipping everybody's back in the page.

Yeah. He beat MVP. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

And the beat does a good job. He out there knocking people on doing a good job. He's a close one. That one went to the cards. Yeah.

And everybody complains about MVP's boring fights. But you need someone like Mike Perry.

He was going to go forward.

That made it a fucking war. It was dope. Yeah. Yeah. And that's what I said back on that.

Like I am finding people who aren't fighters. I'm finding fighters because that makes good fights. And I go down in the brain in the memory bank for fucking fights in history. It's good fighters fighting each other.

“And, uh, I think that was the best thing to do out here is beat somebody.”

He's doing a fucking great job at fucking whipping ass and making bigger moves. And just being a fucking meathead ass fighter. And, uh, that's what I'm, that's what I'm attacking is the best of the best. And, and Mike's a fan favorite. People love him.

People love both of you guys. You guys have such huge fan bases and stuff. That's fuck. That's going to be a tough one to watch, bro. This is going to be fucking tough one to watch.

And I remember early. I was like, are you excited for the fight in your life, bro? That's not exactly the way to say it. Yeah. It's not the feeling.

What is the feeling more? Because, as a fan, yeah, you kind of asked this dumb question like you excited. The feeling is just, um, getting there and getting out a bit of love. And don't fuck up. It's so fucking exciting.

Yeah. Fuck, bro. I'm fucking scared. And I'm not, I'm not even, I'm just going to be, I'm going to come to, I'm going to go. But yeah, I'm fucking scared.

You're not even fighting. You're not even fighting. You're not even fighting. You're not even fighting. You're not even fighting.

That's cool. You're right, though. That's kind of a thing. It's hard to be. Like, so few people could put themselves into that perspective, bro.

Because so many people, a fight is one of the scariest things, bro. It's like, public speaking with your fucking face and face, you know. It's a scariest thing to people.

“And the fact that you guys do it, man, I think that's what makes all the fighters warriors.”

Like, when I go watch UFC, dude, I'm, I'm like, these, these people are fucked. They do something that's so foreign to someone. Remember I'm glad later when the, when the, when the, uh, Russell Crowe's like getting ready to go on. He, he does that. He's, he's been in war forever.

And he's standing there. And, um, he's getting ready to go out like fuck. We have a warman, like the fucking slaves is crazy. And he's looking at the other slaves. You got to go to one and then it's a guy from shaking and peeing.

You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. Fuck. Yeah.

That's everybody. Yeah. You don't know nothing about that. Now he's sitting there and that's a good fucking scene right there. Yeah.

Yeah. He's like, come there. And then we don't make it out alive. So that's, that's, that's, that's wasn't. Uh, glad either.

Memory standing in the back and they're all that. And they're making it. Yeah. We got to fight that. You're going to fight in front of entertainment.

And then the guy in front of him. But that's what he does because he's, because he's running right way.

If I can, they were hunting them down.

I mean, what he ran in the whole army.

So that's what he does. And he's going to go out to that. They're going to war with much of rookie. He's like, come on. Let's go.

And then that guy from just peeing. He's shivering. He's peeing. That's going on. I think he's looking at that man.

That's fucked up. And it's dead by me. I'll give you. I say close bro. Stay fucking.

I'll be hiding under someone. So that when people say are you excited. The guy who says are you excited. Imagine that guy. Yeah.

Yeah. He's like, come on me bro. Let's go to war. Hey, man bro. Um, and you're, you have a fight too.

Obviously, it just announced on the card against Brendan Jenkins. Yeah. Brandon Jenkins. So same day. May 16th.

And uh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Do you prefer one of the other these days?

Not really. I've been fighting boxing. My last MMA fight was in 21. So I'm excited to get back in there. He bites.

When I fought. Do he fight? Who'd you fight less? Uh, my last fight. Well, my last fight against the guy.

On MVP. It was against Ariel Perez. But. Yeah. He bites.

He bites. Uh, my last fight. Well, my last fight against the guy. On MVP. It was against Ariel Perez.

Yeah. But the fight for that. No, yeah. That was an August. But the last fight I had before that was, uh, Ben Henderson in, in the UK.

Yeah. I mean, he fought. Who'd you fight? He fought. I fought.

That is Steven. Yeah. Yeah. And that was all boxing. It was all boxing.

Yeah. But. Yeah. We're getting back in the MMA. Yeah.

And well, you guys trained to get, well, you guys were being camped together. Yeah. So what does the camp look like this this time?

“Does it look different because of these fighters that you're fighting?”

Like, do you start to shape it for that? Yeah. Yeah. Well, what boxing is boxing all the time? No.

We got wrestling wrestling coming in MMA fighters coming in. Kick boxes coming in. It's a lot more work than easy. Yes. Boxing.

But yeah. We got everybody coming in for four, four, four war zones. We get the best of best in every year. We get the best kick play. I'm going to bring.

I'm going to bring a Josh Schilling out. Yeah. I'm going to fight. Yeah. He's got a fight too.

And they got a bunch of kick boxes that are going to bring out. When I'm in. And we're doing training that. And I got my boxing coach Richard Perez. And then me and him and about it does another profile to the gym.

And then we're going to bring. Sparring it. We're going to bring sparring in for that. And then I got Nick's out of our runs in my wrestling program at the gym. And he's going to bring in wrestlers.

And I got earning raise out here. Roll on me everywhere. And he's the best dude. Remember when he hit Bobby? Yeah.

We're not going to say we're taking that out. I don't even worry. Asian or Asian crime. We don't be some brown on brown crime. Do yeah.

A lot of people think you and my parents should fight for the. When it gets to say the in word, bro, that's what it really should be. I feel like. And I heard you guys are going to train right after this. Yeah, my boxing coach just flew in.

So we're going to go meet him. I wanted to take a nap. But it's good.

“Remember that one guy who don't like naps.”

Oh, yeah. He had beef with naps. Who was he? Jumpers. That's on Instagram.

You know what he's right? Jumpers. Yeah. He apologized. Oh, he hates naps.

I know. What are you sarcastic about. Yeah. He apart. No.

Kind of. Um. I don't like naps if you're doing shitty there. But if you're doing shit, you need a naps. Yeah.

Yeah. I can't. If I know I have a lot of shit to do though, it's hard to find. I don't call it a nap either. Pussy.

I said, I fucking closed my eyes for five seconds. I don't take naps. I actually have time for naps, man. What's this guy's beef with naps? This motherfucker takes naps.

I'll trust people. Take naps dude. I just found that. He doesn't take naps dude. He's grown ass man.

No. He did. Yeah. It's like dude. Like the whole world's moving while you're napping bro.

It's fucking. I can't fuck with a nap. I just can't. I don't take naps. Hey, I take naps.

I don't sleep.

“Hey, if that dude came with me for a day, what's the name again?”

John Bernthal. I like him too. He's cool. Remember? I don't know.

He was on that zombie show. Yeah. He beat the zombie a lot in Atlanta. But if that motherfucker came with me for the week, that would be sleeper. And he'd be thinking that.

And I'd be like, I'd be waiting for like, I hate naps motherfucking get up. It's time to grind. That guy should hang on me. He'd be napping up. Well, this fight will be, will this be y'all's biggest payday for fights?

Same for me. Okay. And if that's two personal matters. That's not your opinion on the line. Same thing.

No, it's a regular payday. Yeah. Because it's, I mean, Netflix is, it feels like me's trying to get into the fight game.

Obviously, you know, this is going to be kind of their first MMA card.

Is that right, Nick? Yeah. And they're just doing live events like spectacles. And that's why they need the big names.

Um, did you feel like something like this would come along?

Did you feel like just the way that the business was headed?

It was kind of like, when the pay reviewed models kind of looked over, you could tell some genuine, we may need to know about it. So you're like, but now you're like, okay, we should work with that. You know what I'm saying? So yeah, we didn't know what to expect before you didn't see it coming,

but now that it's here, it makes sense. Yeah. You feel me? Yeah. But I got my own promotion that I'm planning on kicking out.

I've been, since I was trying to get out, since I was trying to get out years ago. So I understand it. And it's cool that it's cool that I'm starting to understand better. And I'm going to learn more as I go. And I plan on running shit over with it, too.

“Did you learn a lot from just like the experience with the Jake Paul fight?”

Like, like, just like just like seeing like the business, like more. Just having to know. No, I've seen that developing. I could see them. I could see them picking up game and understanding that I went.

And I'm always learning something about something.

I think every experience. Yeah, you're picking up as you go. Yeah. Not specifically. I learned that they're doing the same.

Yeah. As we go, you know. Yeah. Was there a chance that there was going to be a, you were going to come back into UFC?

I want to go back to UFC. I fucking don't. I have bigger, I have bigger. I have bigger offers from the UFC than I got from these guys. But the, the offers were the opponents weren't the right opponents at the moment.

“And I believe everything in this, in this fight game.”

In a lot of things, but the fight game is, it's timing.

And I think that if I would have went to the UFC, I wouldn't have been fighting. The fighters that I want to be fighting, I want to fight. The best of the best. And if, if I'm not going to get that, they're going to fight. The best biggest thing I could.

Yeah. Yeah. Like I like, all right, for instance, I think that if I went back to UFC. They want me to fight Conna McGregor right now. For me, Conna McGregor just put up his record.

Do we got his record? Okay, I know this, but I'm like, I'm thinking about that. Conna McGregor just fucking lost to Portia. I think he got knocked out on his ass. What's the last two cycle refresh my memory?

Portia, right? Okay. So Portia knocks his ass out, right? And then he breaks his leg, which was horrible because Portia is a fucking... Sorry, little bitch. And this agrees.

And he fucking here, I know what can you say. And I'm like, he knocks him out and then he gets his leg broken. And then it's like, fuck, that's fucking horrible. Like, wherever serious, by my bro, he broke your whole shit. I don't wish that I don't know, but I'm saying, and then he got knocked out.

And then like, I'm like, okay, I hope he comes back and does good. I hope that's it. You know what I'm saying? And then it was kind of mounted down. That's kind of what I'm like, all right, cool.

And then he's gonna come back. And I know he's having a hard time with UFC because I've been had my hard time with UFC. And I'm like, yeah, good vibes to him. Handle your shit. And the meantime, I'm doing whatever I'm doing.

And then when he is ready to come back now. And he's motivated and doing what he's got to do. And I'm like, okay, I want to fight motherfucking BMF month fucker. He's claiming my belt. That's running all around.

Trogal, I better just want to fight. Yeah. I'm like, right, you're rocking my belt now. And you're running around like, it's about my fucker. So that's where I'm like, yo, what's popping with the UFC?

So I'm like, let's link up and get this fight popping. And then I go back to talking to them about it. And they're already for me to come back and fight. Kind of like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Listen to what I'm talking about.

I want to fight the best of the best when they're the best of the best. Conner's great, but I'm not trying to go kill off. Conner when he's done his last dying fucking leg. Yeah. Literally, that's fucked up.

But I'm not trying to be the end of some fucker story like that. Right. Like, I'm being friends with none of that. But I ain't trying to finish this dude off.

“And that's what I plan on doing if we're fighting.”

And at the same time, I ain't trying to get fucked up by nobody.

He just got knocked out on his hands and broke his leg all the time.

And they're like, this guy's down there.

Now he's nothing but motivated to fight me. Right. Because who else are you going to fight in there? And they're probably going to get him fucking BMF belt, fucking bitch ass all of

“Aaron, who I believe I'll beat the fucking shit out of.”

You know what I'm saying about. Yeah, he been in the guy people I been beat. I beat practice practice, choke that full. I beat some Ronnie. So he kicked them all up in his ass, plugged him in a little bitch.

And then I. But if you talk around with my belt though, yeah. He got to join me. He walked around with my belt. And this full actually one time he went to Thailand.

And I was about fight all there. I know I'll be all there. And then all of a vera is like, no, thanks. I mean, I put a tweet out like, I'll fight him. And then he put a tweet out like, no, thanks, homie.

I'm trying to fight for big stuff world championship. And this is on my own. I'm okay. I'm not. I understand you have the right to big league.

Because you're missing a champion anything. And it's all right. Go ahead. But you're sorry. I said.

And then. Few months later. Of. A low while later.

After Connor breaks his leg all up.

And gets knocked out all the place. This was like all fight. Connor McGregor. I'm like, I thought you wanted a bigger and better things. You picking on people.

Right. Who are on the downfall? Well, and that's my perspective on the whole situation. Got it. So then they want me to come back and fight.

All of that.

“I believe they want me to come back and fight Connor McGregor.”

Not all of that. You know, I'm not well. I'm going to fight for my belt that I created. That I deserve. Since I started a whole division to bring value up to all these fucking fighters.

But you started being. I started a whole shit. That's me. That's my belt. You're wearing my hips.

Oh, yeah. I just got tatted with a BMF belt. That's me. That you're holding. Okay.

And they're like, okay, we want to come back.

And then maybe later we'll do the. I'm like, okay. Well, you know, who's doing a good job? The same almost close to the same amount of offer for Mike Perry. Who's the fucking most violent motherfucker around right now.

Doing things, taking over businesses, writing shit, doing his own promotion. And I'm like, that sounds a lot more. A lot more. I'm a lot more enthusiastic to get up and running get ready to train for this month. Fuckers and knock me out.

Or I'm a knocker. That's out. And we're going to take what's. Who's the bigger dog of the bigger. Best month.

Fuckers are already. I'm standing there.

“In the meantime, I'm not fighting for MVP.”

I'm fighting for Netflix. And I'm fighting from real fighting. Corporating. Which all probably being. Doing next with Netflix anyway.

If I entertain me on a thing and show you how to throw real. MMA, fight show. I've been in the UFC for 20 years now. So I'm like, yo, I'm going to do that from real fighting with. You know, I'm not working for fucking MVP.

Like all the other motherfuckers are. I'm a UFC fighter. I'm working for me for real fighting. And I'm hunting Jake Paul's motherfucking ass. Not taking a fight with a guy who's.

On the combat me and fuck Connor will fight again. When the time is right and it's time to fight. But it's going to be when. We both on the uprise not not when someone's dying out. Or come, I'm not nobody's come back story either.

So I'm fighting. The most dangerous most violent motherfucker. There is on Netflix. And then I'm hunting his boy. That he works with that MVP.

So that's what I'm doing right now. That's that's my objective. And that's what I'm doing. I didn't want to talk about it. But that's what's happening.

Oh no. And I didn't know that. And I saw good. But okay. If it came up, that's what it is.

And it's real fighting corporate that's your group. And that's. And you have a coper motors on the fight. Yeah, a little bit. Then we're having.

I'm going to do your thing. Whatever. I'm just going to do this because I stay active. I want to stay active fighting. Because that's what I have to do.

What I have to do. What I do. What I do. And not fighting is not it. You know, I fight.

That's what I do. So I'm fighting forever. And that's what I'm doing right now. You know, fighting the best guy I could fight on the outside. I'm bigger than fighting with some.

No name. I asked one fucking thing you see or somebody on the down. It's real. I'm like. But as far as.

Yeah. As far as you see, it's concerned. I'm fucking in love with you. See. That's my shit.

That's where I come from. And that's what it is. And all this shit came from it. Like even Jake Paul's fucking ass. And he's over here having a beef with you.

I'm like, the UFC made you. One of the fuckers because you found a loophole when you went box up on UFC. I know too. I'm in on the joke. You remember me for just can't not box.

You know what I'm saying? Who was the fight that uh? When you hear him say this stuff, Chris? How do you feel about it? I was just listening.

That's all. That's all. That's just things. Yeah. I feel it though.

Yeah. I don't know. That's.

This situation.

I don't really know. Do you like.

“Do you think he needs any different type of prep to fight a guy like Mike Perry?”

No.

I think Mike Perry is a good.

That's right up at Ali for real fight. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck. The good part about him is he comes to fight.

Oh yeah. He comes in and he tries to take you clean out. And that's. That's what I'm trying to do too. And if you're going to try to take me clean out.

You know. It's hard to fight a guy who's trying not to fight you. And a lot of my losses on my record or any fights have lost. It's been my focus. You're trying not to fight me.

You know. The loophole around the whole fighting. Even like even like. Paul. I feel like I beat Paul.

But a lot of people felt that way. But I was here. It's like big shows. So it's like okay. I know.

I know from experience. I wouldn't know decisions. Even if I do. So watch that file over and read the punch count in your own count without somebody else's. I wouldn't know if I do.

And you mentioned a couple of guys in that. And you mentioned poor A who almost obviously huge fan of and I love. What was the. And yeah. And obviously disagree with how you.

How you feel about it. But you guys are fighters. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not in you guys as universe.

Yeah. Except as a fan.

“Oh, why didn't that fight ever kind of show up for you guys?”

Because yeah. Pussy surgery when we were supposed to fight. Yeah. We were supposed to be a bit put the video up ahead in the car. A hospital.

Uh. Oh, we know we had part of his knee scope. Didn't know his hip. Pussy. Yeah.

We was that fight was lined up when we had Dustin Porean in 2018. Right. Yeah. He's got a pussy. Put the video when he was in a hospital and they fuck you.

Nate. You know, it was a pussy. I was like this. It looked just like a hip. Uh.

Pussy. Yeah. Pussy. Yeah. You didn't say fucking all that shit about steroids.

Fuck you, Nate. He's on anesthesia. Yeah. It broke. He's right.

It's pretty sweet removed. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's pretty sweet removed. Yeah.

So we didn't get to fight. Yeah. Like, kind of did you. Was that one that like, uh. Did that.

Let's make fun of him a little bit. Yeah. Come on. Yeah. I'm good.

It's all good. It's all good. Yeah. No. Go pussy.

You guys are one of those guys that he quit his job. And they were like, I want to box late. And I'm like, why do you quit to early stupid? He fucking was hurt. Maybe he couldn't even move one of his legs.

He's emotional. I mean, he didn't have much emotional. He's emotional. He's fucking. Yeah.

What is it? It's like an estrogen levels where high. He got estrogen high.

I would never want to get hit by his estrogen.

And that's for sure. Yeah. It should rubbed off. That's why I'm like, I'm cool. I'll find that pussy.

Could it rubbed off? It does. You hang out with pussy. You know what I'm saying? What if you fight one, too?

And it's like, you fucking. I'm trying to hold on to you too much. You got pussy on me. Bro, he's a fucking one of the toughest UFC fighters I've ever brought. He's one of the great.

Yeah. Whatever dude. Okay. No, he's one of the great. Yeah, he's done good.

All right. I'll, I'm going to change this subject. Yeah. Fight. Huh?

I'm kidding. I'm just giving you shit. Is, do you think Jake Paul will ever fight MMA? Or do you think that's all just about that? And what do you think I'm doing here?

A room on the hunt. I'm going to take his ass clean out. I got a fight. Perry gets through the fight with a really big cast guy. And then we get the Paul fight.

Yeah. And that'll be MMA. Yeah, we'll see Tom on tell though. And then I ain't going to fight. But he said, I love him.

He's going to have fight MMA. Jake has said that. Yeah, I know. He says that. That's what he says.

That's what he says.

“Well, see, I think he, well, I think he will, though.”

I'm just saying. What is that saying? Talk it. Project it in the fucking resistance. He does that.

He does that. Good. So yeah. I think he will. Do you think Jake could win an MMA fight?

Not against him. No. We're going to do this a little bit of word association. We're going to put them pictures up with some guys.

And just throw the first word that comes in your head.

Nate on these guys. Can I went out for a second? Sure. I'm ready for it. One time I was, I was traveling somewhere.

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Hey, I'm talking a little bit about the Elvis moment. Happy watching us. Yeah, you're fucking good. So good, bro. Elvis is the fucking man.

Priscilla, do you see the Priscilla one? No, I did it. It's good. Oh. It's good, bro.

Yeah. Still, I mean, it's still the same amount. The wife of the daughter. That's the wife. Michael Jackson man, the daughter.

That's the wife, dude. Speaking of girl.

Yeah, speaking of grooming, bro.

What does that mean? Grimming. Grimming is win like somebody. Like, what do you mean? Grimming is like, if somebody's like, like.

Like, when I did somebody ever. Like, it becomes like a winning adult becomes friends with a kid. So like, when I was a bus boy, actually, it's true. When I was a bus boy, I meant. That's what he said.

Yeah. I meant this dude. That was that guru. That's what I mean. That's what I mean.

That's what I mean. That's what I mean. I got sight to slap a guru. But grooming happens, bro. I thought it's going to shave.

Cut the way. It's become a popular American past. I'm amongst a lot of our politicians. And I didn't give it to Andrew Kevin. He got groomed.

He's the one who got groomed, bro. All right. Hey, nobody got groomed, buddy. OK. Well, damn it, dear.

I coming here no more. What about I come here no more? What about I come here no more?

“What do y'all think of the, uh, the UFC of the 250 card, the White House card?”

Who's on the card again? Pereira. Yeah. Main events early to Pereira and Justin Gachy. Kyle Doc is botanical.

Pereira's on the right. No. No. I think they wanted to do Pereira. Not even in the fight.

Uh, the game. And he pulled the card. I think that I think that's on. I think it's in a good car. To Pereira Gachy.

Pereira Gachy. Sean O'Malley's in the middle of the school. It's going to be tough. Chandler's on there. Who?

Chandler. Where? Where? Who's he fighting? He's fighting.

He's fighting. He's a low pass. That's going to go. They're just pumping up a nickel. Who the hell is that guy?

Kyle Doc is from a field field field. He's good. Look at Diego a little bit. A little mustache. Yeah.

That's fun. That's a good fit to it. It's hilarious. They're doing like extensive background checks for people that are even going to the fights.

“Do you think you guys would even be able to clear the background checks?”

Yeah. Right away. I don't know. I go to Canada and my homies to get in. They all got a deal.

I'm good. I'm flying colored by me. And Trump, Trump came to...

When I fought, imagine it all with the first time a president ever came to a fight.

Really? Yeah. I didn't know that. Yeah. I invited him.

Did you? Yeah. I was like, yo. We found him for the baddest motherfucker in the game belt right here. And then he said, I got to go to that.

I like, yeah. Come through. Yeah. You got him up when you were walking out. What was that?

Anyway, it's seen him with the fights as well. I'll take full responsibility for that one. Sure. Who brought her president to a fight? Nobody.

My Tyson? No. He wasn't president then. Was he? No.

No. No. No. No. No.

Yeah. Bring up some pictures. Do you want a association? Fire through some pictures here. Nick first word.

Nate. Sorry first word. That comes in your head. Next. Next.

Yeah. Elijah Gutierrez. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine.

Pussy. Okay. We keep giving him. I'm sorry. Dustin, when we're just playing.

Just be. Oh, Jay. Yeah. Fasting. He's a guy who taught me about fasting.

I'm not sure. Okay. Hoto. What's auto? Yeah.

It up.

The Grinch. Okay. Here you go. The man. Yeah.

Bro. Who's that? Who is that?

Well, that's Lindsey Graham.

He's a guy who. He's the guy who everybody is saying is that he's like just supporting Israel because they have proof on him that he's like like a like low key like positive game. I'm going to tell him. I'm going to realize that guy's a bad friend.

Yeah. Yeah. Here's the clip. I didn't mean to you like that. Elijah, why don't you just admit that you're gay?

And then people won't bother you anymore. That's funny. Yeah. You don't want him to. Why don't you just admit that you're gay?

I see that right there. No.

“That's why people should learn to just do.”

Right. You know what I'm saying? Right. If he just stepped up right then. Yeah.

Because I'm going to fuck you up for doing that to me. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. And what if you can't?

Yeah. So why wouldn't you want to learn to just do? Like everybody. Like you girls, kids. Everybody.

Do your kids and you just do?

Yeah. Sure. Would you teach Lindsey Graham Dijitsu? The gay guy? No.

Yeah. Absolutely not. I'll send him to somebody though. That would be nice. You guys know somebody in DC that could train him?

I don't know anybody in DC. No. Ever. Genie maybe? Um.

Theo talking to Mike. Okay. Uh. Do you have any of what they asked for telling me to do? Yeah.

Do you have anyone to? I don't know. I haven't trained enough. No. I don't know.

“If I sometimes, you know, like in my boy out there, I would be like, hey, pick a big thing.”

And fix your shirt. I'm like. Sorry, guys. Um.

We want to try to relate here a little bit.

You know what I'm saying? One. A great moment that you had, uh, after. Like grown that boy. A great moment.

Um. I'm playing. Well, a great moment. You had to fight with Michael Johnson when you called out, kind of a Gregor. And they took them, like, broken, like kind of stopped you from talking to the mic.

Did you have more you wanted to say on that? Yeah. I was about to go off on everything. I thought it'd be like, Mitch, which month? I got five hearts in your trainer heart.

And then you, everybody. Fuck everyone here. Fuck your mind. Oh, well. But he's seven.

It's good thing. Yeah. Yeah. Because anything could happen in orphans. Yeah.

I told you this was going to happen. So I went off and I'm glad I got stopped when it did. But then I was telling my brother that man. I shouldn't have said that because he said it. Because he's like, my brother knew me.

He's like, oh, kids are fucked. Bro, you think anybody didn't see that? I was like, oh, yeah. I forgot. So I worked out.

It was good. We'll shout out to Joe. It was a good stop. Yeah. Yeah.

Good. Because I kind of said it anything. It said just what I needed to say. If I were to keep going, I wouldn't embarrass myself. Hey, man, bro.

I already am kind of still was embarrassed about. A little bit. But I always am. So it's cool. Well, like you said, you got, but you put it out there, bro.

You know, you're running on an endorphins. That's different. We'll um. Yeah. Yeah.

You have a company to say whatever, right? Yeah. And I'll say anything. Fuck everybody here. Like, what if they turn on you?

I shouldn't have said that. Sorry, guys. I was high. I was high. Can you fight high or no?

I wish. I was kind of high when I fought baddies. Not really. I fight smoked a fat blunt, right before I turn on. Remember we walked in there.

We walked in there. Yeah. Well, you can't just bring in that weed in the locker room and smoke at the commission in front of the commission. So I got really high and then we walked in.

But that was like an hour and a half to hours before the fight. So I was lingering high. But it would be great to. When they're, when they're, when I was going to say when you walk out to smoke a month back, the best part would be to like smoke some right when they're going out.

And I broke corners. Stunning. So far back. Hurry up, please. Not need the best.

I think. That's me right there. There you go. Did. You've had to meet.

It is. Did. Did. Did you. Because I know that Nick got part of his thing with his suspension was for weed.

Right? Whenever he got something. He didn't pull up his head. I want to fight. But when, yeah, Nick got in trouble for weed.

Hey, can you guys pull up a fight?

“Who's out that Hawaiian guy that you find that you went?”

Didn't cry after after a shocker. Remember the guy who you hit after you fit. He knocked out and he cracked him with the. Oh. Think about it.

I forgot. Drake bond pulling. Chris Ville versus Drake bond. And let's watch that. I love this fight every time.

That's hilarious. That's funny. Nick got suspended for for for.

Five years or some shit like that when he was already.

Fucking. Order and it was like ridiculous. I forget the situation with your ever a part where they were when you were. When you were like heavy. You have seen it like that.

Where you. Oh, here. Let's watch. Can you go to the end? It's just going to the end.

It's coming. This is. All right. He can start right here. I just.

Think. Think.

I never get a win like that.

Yeah. I'm trying. I think that. Or that. One more time repeat.

That's fine. That's fun to watch. That makes you want to fight.

“That's how I'm going to do to anybody has grown me.”

You're. You almost had it. You almost had it. Actually on Edwards. I know.

I did. I was going on. Leon. Especially. Do you have a degree of graph or not going after him?

I did go after him. But you pointed after you rocked him. Let's clear it out. Put that fight on and put on and write that part. I'll show you.

People don't understand. They just like to make that the narrative. What happened. Yeah. But don't forget.

Everybody just. Not good looking out. But everybody does. So if you. If you watch.

Let's take in the consideration. That this is 23 minutes of fighting in. Okay.

Let me tell you beforehand.

My. My. My. My eyes right here. My eyes.

And right here. Like after a certain mode of them. I had. I had sweat in my tongue positive. But I had sweat in my eyes.

So I could see him. I could see him all completely clear. But like my eyes were all sweated out. And I couldn't see his eyes. So when he went like this.

I thought he was playing with me. Cause I could see that. But if I could see his eyes. I could see that. Like really.

You could see somebody's eyes. If they're conscious or not. And like when I cracked him.

“I thought he's when I pointed out him on the count.”

Bitch shut up. Cause I thought he was playing with me. I thought they fucking. And then all that. Oh shit.

He is fucked up. And then watch from watch from that point. How many punches I throw in. How much I actually really attack him. Let's see.

But I was slow on it for sure. I first. I couldn't see my eyes were blurry. No, I could see perfect. But I couldn't see his eyes.

And it. I thought he's fucking with me. And I like hell. Oh, I'm not done. And I knew he had a minute left.

So I thought he was like, I'm going to get out of life. I'm like shut up bitch. What? I was in Arizona. Yeah.

I was in Arizona. That's fun. Yeah. It was fun. Okay.

It's happening. Pink. Okay. One minute left. Now watch how many punches I throw from here on.

Like I was that. Right now I'm realizing. Oh, he is actually fucked up. Okay. And he's grabbing a whole long thing.

I'm like, come here, bitch. What's up, motherfucker? Think, think, think, think. Trying to get him. Twenty four minutes in though.

Yeah. I'm not in some fucking energetic.

First minute of the fight.

I'm looking. I'm chasing this fool. Get off me. Come here, bitch. What?

What's up? You want me to get out of love? No, I'm without you. Well, think. Thirty seconds.

Look. I'm not chasing him. Yeah. Trying to get his ass. You know what I'm saying?

“But, of course, I look out and think what I could have done.”

But it's like what I could have shot. I was trying to get it out. But initially when I socked his ass, I couldn't see that. I didn't want to let that out.

I thought he was just hanging out of that. Oh, he is fucked up. And I started chasing him down. So I was like, you just took a picture. And I wasn't even like that.

I was trying to get him. I was fucking fighting for twenty four minutes. Hey, everybody. Go fight for twenty four minutes. Then try to get him mother fucking.

You know what I'm saying? Like, you'd be like the guy in gladiator. P and learn himself. Yeah. Fuck you talking about five minutes.

You know what I mean? More I would have finished that one too. But what I could have shot out. And there's only two minutes. Do we should have done?

I knew that. I was just clearing out for other people. I knew I knew. No, that's my God. I like the guy in the back.

That's my boy right there. Oh, you know, it's dumb and dumb. He knows all the references. That's my guy right there. What's your name again?

Nick Davis, the cross Wisconsin. Nick Davis from Wisconsin. He was popping. He like, she's head. What does it?

Green Bay Packers. Look at a nine of game. Bag with five. Yay. Is that yourself, Ganga?

Ganga? That's your brand right there. Yeah. Yeah. That's tight.

We came in with that. And I'm upstairs. That's another one that we came through with. This has been. Let me go to high.

We've been a good group. Oh, yeah. We got some freedom. Oh. Show me a hat to put on.

Yeah. I'll trade you a ganga. I'll trade you a hat for a ticket to your fight. I want one. I got a ticket for you.

Come on, man. You got tickets from somebody anyway, but you went me though. I'm going to get your shirt. Can't wait. Put me in the front.

My shirt. I'll get a DS shirt, bro. I'll get a DS Army shirt. I ain't gang. I like the camera.

Perfect. I'll get a DS arm. Who are you going for Chris?

Yeah.

Yeah. You got a left off press. That's cold. He got it again. Kevin Baker from Cheeseheads.

I'm just kidding. What's your name again? Nick. Nick. Nick.

Nick Davis. Shut up. You got a fight. I'll look at that. Yeah.

It's the best, bro. These are cool heads. Just seeing all the people there. Thank you. Well, at the fights.

That's cool.

“You go to all the prelimbs and everything.”

Okay. Because that's well. You're going to see some of the better shit. People don't even know what's happening. All right.

Let's talk. It looks tough. Yeah. Yeah. I'll turn of the rat.

Why is it the rat? Are you the rat? You the rat. Can you hear the rat? Yeah.

They call me the rat king. Yeah. When ever burning shot when I had a podcast is called the king in the sting and they call me the rat king because... It's burning shot. Still okay.

I never.

I've never been with him.

I've never been with him. I've never been with him. I've never been with him. I've never been with him. I mean, he's always seeing his wife.

I'm straight. He's wife. It's his state. That girl lying. No, man.

But he gave me that nickname. And then that's kind of all. I've always been a fucking like.

“I'm going to survive no matter what, bro.”

I'm playing with him. That's my whole way. I'm just telling you. No, all good, bro. He's cool.

We had we had a little differences. But that's just the name of the game. Yeah, that's the name of the game. You gotta do it. That's part of it.

You guys also have to be your own own. I have a real problem with like him. Motherfucking them. What? Spelling?

And we're sorry. Oh, I'll tell you where anybody in you. He straight up. People don't know that about me. What's that? Give me a word.

Don't give me the word. Make babies. It's kind of a word. It's kind of a word. But I can't smell of a good girl.

I'm going to shut up my girl like watch this. Shoot. Yeah. What up? I don't like.

I have a problem with. I have a problem with fighters who start analyzing. Yeah, that one is called like analysts or try to think there are one or some shit. But all of it, like the, but this guy's like chill sign. There's all those guys that talk.

I like chill. Chill. My guy though. But he, he like should have done that before even. He, that's him.

He should be, he should. That's the guy who should do it. But then everybody else starts thinking. And then what they do is they go out and give criticism. To fight it like an analyst in my book.

You were never even a fighter.

If that's what you do, you're a bitch. And you're going to fucking analyze and talk about how fighters are on what they should do. And you know it all. You know what? What the fuck happening in your career then?

Why are you analysts now Mr. Know it all? Why are you Muhammad Ali and Mike Tyson and the best of the best? Talking about native about what I should done when I made more money than you ever made in your whole career. I any fight Mr. Champion. It's about DC and fucking all of them.

You're going to talk about people fighting. Those are the kind of motherfuckers in need there. That's just be just a quick little dot for you. Fuck off. Fuck off a fighter analyst, you know what I'm saying? Shit, I know it's a fuck out of me. Well, yeah.

And we'll be kidding. But they'll get their selves into shit like that too. Like Brandon Choppe got his ass punk a little bit because just because he does that stupid chair. Well, I don't, I wouldn't talk about fighters. You know, unless it was to insult them and be like, I'll beat your ass.

I'll see what you're saying. You know what I'm saying? Like you don't, so you would never get a new, you would never be an animal. So like, I went, if I wanted some funk, I would. You know what I'm saying?

If I wanted some funk with them, I'll be like, let's talk about fights today. It's five fucking sucks. It's doing a boring shit.

I've never seen a single DC fight in my career except for when I went out on the same car

to the same one time. And he was picking up the dude and walking around like he just owned him like he was telling me, damn he's schooling that dude. And then I look back at the screen and he just knocked out on his ass. That's only DC fight I ever saw.

And he wants to talk about what I should do and how I'm not a good fighter. And I said, I'm like, are you mad because you were the champion? And like, when I was no in there champion, I got paid way more money.

“That's how fucking better little bitch he's analyzing fights.”

Who did you call me in? Yeah, all the other analysts. And I just saw the other one. You don't like games. I can't think of the names.

Well, I'm just saying that putting a self in a position to be roasted. But the bad part about it is they get the favor of me talking and then roasting on that. And that's what they wanted me to do. So I take it back to see you, who you demand. He traded me one time a tub of popcorn for a thing of a big thing of beef jerky.

And that was pretty, that's like, like, I don't know. As a fan, I like what those guys do. Especially, ringside because I need that information. I demand from another person, you like to hear from the pros. You like to hear from the pros.

Yes. So it's cool too. So I understand that too. But from a final perspective, I want to do it just for the just for the respect I have for the arts.

I got to say, I'm like, you're a great wrestler DC.

You can't fight for shit.

You win fights, but you're not.

“You're a fucking big old pussy, memory cried.”

I didn't see him. Yeah, he got knocked up. I got knocked up and cried. I was crying. And he got knocked down and cried.