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I'm Kristen Davis. Host of the podcast, "Are You a Charlotte?" In 1998, my life was forever changed when I took on the role of Charlotte York on a new show called Sex and the City.
Now, I get to sit down with some of my favorite people
and relive all of the incredible moments
this show brought us on and off the screen. Listen to, "Are You a Charlotte on the Eye Heart Radio App?" Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. (upbeat music) Two teas in a pod with Teddy Melanchaz and Tamara Judge.
(upbeat music) Hi guys, welcome to another episode of Two Teas and a pod with myself and actually one of our producers, Matt. - Hey. - Hey, Matt.
- What's up Teddy? - He also subsequently is also one of my best friends. And if you, for anybody that's upset that we haven't been recapping ladies of London, he's doing it right now on his podcast
and it is hilarious. I've gone deep down the rabbit hole so make sure that you, yes, that you are. - Download that. - Yes, it's called Reality Check.
Please, off, up, self-promote. - Yeah, self-shaming, Matt. - Like how he was looking at you once a name. I listened to it so much that I forgot it today. - Oh my God, I love those ladies of London.
- But I do love having him on as a guest. - No, he's so amazing. Mark Francis. - Mark Francis. - And I keep for, he loved us.
- Love to you guys. - Love to us. - Also, guests who've slid into my DMs again. - Who? - Captain Jason.
- Oh, but they're all just hinting nice about cancer. - But are you saying that should Captain Jason
“wanna have sexy time that you would have sexy time?”
- No, because I'm still annoyed about the thing that happened with Shina. See, I hold a grudge. - Wait, what did Shina do to you? - Remember when Shina said asked him
if he has anybody slid into your DMs recently. And he said, yes, Teddy Malinkint, but really the only reason I slid into his DMs was to ask if he could make a video for my trainer Mark.
- And did was Shina shady? - Yes, and then she was shady about it. She's like, oh, yeah, now that she's getting to divorce, whatever, I can't remember the exact details, but then I said, I texted him and I wrote FML,
and he said, you want me dead? - So he didn't realize, it doesn't translate and I'm strolling in. (laughing)
- So I'll never, I'll never use any shortened phrases
when I text him back. But I've given it three days. Granted the guy, I like right now I can't get 30 seconds. I have to hide my phone from myself. - Why?
- Because he respond, one, okay, I have a question. So the guy I'm dating, he has his red receipts on. - Oh, on Instagram and text messages? - Not on Instagram, I don't know how to work Instagram any more, that's your job.
- They're off on yours, so Captain Jason, unless he listens to this podcast. - He was apt to me. - Captain Jason, what's apt you? - Yes.
- As well? - No, he only what's apt. - Oh, interesting, I don't know about that, I'm not touching your what's apps. - Well, don't go in there, 'cause it doesn't.
- Don't eat dog, we're all in there. I don't know why everybody from hinge wants to what's apt, probably 'cause they're married. - Well, maybe, or they're all foreign. I mean, what's up, I do like,
- I do like the food.
“- You're so international, is the guy you're seeing for him?”
- No, but he's not what's happening. He has green texts. - Oh, he's a Samsung. - He's an Android, or even worse. - Oh, it's he a Google Pixel.
- He opens up his things so he can get. - Oh, it's a Samsung, yeah, it's the full galaxy and the folder, whatever that was. - It's almost reason to not continue dating. - I need, okay, we need to have a double date,
'cause I need to interrogate this man.
- Well, here's the thing.
So when I first started dating him,
It was a long time ago, back before the young guy.
And then I kind of, you know, went on with the young guy
“and Bob of Law, and that happened for a couple months.”
- If you call him the old guy. - I'm not gonna call him the older guy. I'm gonna call him the more mature guy. - Good, 'cause I didn't think I was ready. I wasn't in that place of mind where I was ready
for like the real deal and this guy's kind of the real deal. So, and don't, if you're listening right now, don't get yourself all booted up and complimented. Why am I saying this? But anyways, so he'd had happened to just,
he'd always do like a check-in once a month
or whatever it was and I find when I was done with the other situation, I was like, "All right, yeah, I'm good, whenever you wanna hang out, let's go." And then we've had like probably four or five good dates since. - Oh, thank God you said dates.
- But do you think I was gonna say sex? - Yeah, sexual encounters. - If I was having good sexual encounters four to five, six times in the last month, - It'd be large to be in much better mood.
(laughing) - If you're listening, mature man, it's time to up the sexy time. It's all the time, up the sexy time. But that leads me, so I know he's not married.
I've been to his house, like I know he's not. But I don't know anything about the guy on hinge. Yesterday, I got a message from a guy on hinge. 25 years old. Hey, hey, what are you up to later?
What do you mean later tonight?
- You're like, it's a screw-night, sir. (laughing) (laughing) This is not her, I am so sorry for that. This feels a little, and then I was like,
he's kind of hot, and then I looked down at the age and I was like, 25. - Well listen, if you need, you know, to up your serotonin levels, maybe the one night with the 25-year-old would do it for you.
- But I don't know that 25-year-olds are the best at sex. - I don't know. I'm thinking back to when I was 25. - I mean, I've been good since I started at 16. (laughing)
- Did you know now this standard age for people having sex is like 19 or 20, because everybody lives in such a digital world. - Yes, it's Gen Z and Gen Alpha. Gen Alpha, right?
Isn't that Gen Z? - Yeah, I don't know. - Which are kids? - Yeah. - Which is good for you, 'cause you don't have to worry about it.
- I don't have to worry about them having friends. - Do they even have those? - Yes, they have friends, they go on play dates. - Today, like, run around the neighborhood, like, I don't really kids do that anymore.
- Oh my gosh, I freaked out because Edwin let Cruz go to Starbucks by himself with one of his friends. - Did he walk there? Starbucks just so he knows, like, literally block from the house.
“- Right, but you have to take a busy street.”
He let him walk from my, walk from my house with his buddies, who, by the way, they all got changed. - But how about new office? - Cruz is 11. - Okay.
- I mean, Cruz has a girlfriend. - Right, as-- - But it still doesn't mean he can walk to Starbucks on a busy road. - I'm giving main road energy, like, sudden.
- Yeah. So, Edwin was for it and you were against it. - Yeah, and now that Edwin has allowed it once, now I get the whole phone, but dad let me do it. No, I don't care.
- You're bad cop. - I'm bad cop. - I feel like it works out that way with straight, maybe divorcing people that live together in the same house and communicate as if they're still married
couples. (both laughing) - Oh my gosh. - Anyhow, we'll speak a few of kids in children. You are the child of somebody that is named
John Mellon Camp in case anybody didn't know that was talked about before.
- I'm never mentioned it before.
- The Cruz. - And last Thursday was the I-Heart Radio Music Awards. - I-Heart Radio Music Awards. - Yeah. - And he was winning the I-Con Award.
- The I-Con Award? - Which you have an inversion to the word I-Con Award? - I hate the word I-Con Award. - Yes. - And I hate when people call housewives I-Con Award.
- I especially hate when a housewife calls them self-I-Con Award. - Has your dad ever called himself I-Con Award? - No. - Could you imagine, I don't even think those words could form out of his mouth, like I-Con Award.
- I do wanna say, his social media lately has been I-Con Award. - And his social media lately. - He's like really leaning it 'cause six are back. - Well, 'cause guys now that we're promoting him,
we need to promote this shit out of his upcoming tour
“because that's why he's been on the gram.”
He's done with the gram. Now that he's, he's trended on the gram. After this tour, he's gonna stop the gram. And I was like, no, you're into deep now. - How people laugh?
- Do you think he's gonna retire after this tour?
- No, I don't think so.
- No, okay. - I don't think he's gonna retire.
“But this is the first time he's ever done”
a greatest hits tour. So, I said dad, take me having to die for you to finally listen to me. I thought I only wanna hear your best songs when I- - At your concert.
(laughing) - Do you have a hit? Or do you have a hit that you don't think, or either your surprise was a hit? - Well, I thought they're night on the red carpet.
I made a mistake and I realized afterwards, somebody was like, what's your favorite song of your dads? And I was like, why on night? And then I told him about it,
because I didn't write that song. - No. (laughing) - He didn't think that was a mistake. (laughing)
- My favorites are the Jessica Simpson version. (laughing) - Check it down here. - My, oh. Your dad doesn't really like a world show.
He didn't really even do red carpet. - He didn't do the red carpet. - He didn't do the red carpet. - Did you ask him to do the red carpet with you? - No, he asked if I was doing the red carpet
and if so, to please talk about the upcoming tour. (laughing) - Hi, I'm Bob Pittman, Chairman and CEO of I Heart Media, and I'm kicking off a brand new season of my podcast, Math and Magic Stories
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“- What Google did, that I think was so unique.”
- He's the writer's writer. - Who do you think he is? I don't know. - Do you mean they're like the president? - You think he's the president?
- Can't it have the president? You think China is a president? - Let's walk through that. (laughing) - God, I love that thing.
- I use it all the time. - Look how I wrap it in a blanket and sing to it. Like. - It's like the old Polish saying, "Not my monkey's not my circus."
- Yep. - There's a good one. - I like that same thing. - He's an actual Polish singer. - Yeah, it is.
- It is a nice one. - And better version of play stupid games when stupid prizes. - Yes, which by the way wasn't Taylor Swift who said that for the first time.
I actually, I thought it was. I got that wrong. - Listen to the Nick Dick and Paul show on the iHeart Radio app, Apple podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts.
(upbeat music) - What's up, I'm Austin. - And I'm Brianna Stewart. - And our podcast, Game Recognized Game,
has never been done before.
- Two active players giving you a real look at our lives and what we actually think on and off the floor. - Nothing's off licks. We talk trade requests.
- What's the vibe of that when it's like your star players like, well, I wanna leave and then actually now I'm gonna stick. We talk tanking.
“I mean, honestly, like, I might get in trouble”
for this answer, but I think it's like, definitely happening in the WWE. - And yeah, we talk about on mistakes too. - They pulled me to the side and was like, hey, man. We got a call last night and you can't be rolling
around the city like this tonight for games, no, you know, doing this, doing whatever. - And of course, family stories. - It'll be like, mommy, why did you miss that? - Mom, do you play basketball?
- Check out Game Recognized Game with studying miles on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. - I'm Kristen Davis, host of the podcast, Are You a Charlotte?
In 1998, my life was forever changed when I took on the role of Charlotte York on a new show called Sex and the City. Now I get to sit down with some of my favorite people
and we live all of the incredible moments
this show brought us on and off the screen. Like when Sarah Jessica Parker shared that she forgot we filmed the pilot episode. - You forgot about it? In the very long time they took on about it.
- And when the show was picked up, I panicked. - And Cynthia Nixon reveals if she's a Miranda. - We both feel confident about our brains, but that's kind of where it ends. - Plus, Sex and the City Superfan, Megan B. Stallion
doesn't hold back on her opinions of the show. - Perry will literally go sit in New York on fire
Then come back and type about it at the end of the day.
Like, half of it wasn't her fault.
“- Listen to, are you a Charlotte on the iHeart Radio app?”
Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. - So Teddy gave her that the award. You presented him with the award. How did it come to be like? Did he ask you to give it to you?
Did I hard-hout it and work out like that? - So I would have gone in an ounce, no matter who asked me to do that, 'cause I love presenting. But he used the word present. He didn't say anything about speech.
He said, "We present me for my icon." Well, he actually said, "For my award." He might have said, "My foot can award." - He probably did. (laughs) But he said, "My award."
And then it wasn't until my call with iHeart when they're like, "So do have you prepared a speech?" And I was like, "Hoooo!" (laughs) Yeah, so that's how that all happened. But then I got really sick that day.
And I was like, "I can't do this." - The day of the awards. - Did the day of the award? - Well, you had a rehearsal previously. - Yeah, that's when I got sick.
When I saw how good Luda Chris was. - Luda Chris gave a speech? - He was presenting. - What was his presenting? And the award goes, too?
- No, he was hosting. - Oh.
“- Yeah, he was hosting, so he was there.”
He told me a good job, but I didn't believe him. - You think Luda Chris would lie to you? - Yes. - Luda Chris. (laughs) So you went to rehearsal that morning
and you did your speech and you got super nervous. - Oh my, well, okay, so this is how they have it at award shows. I don't know if everybody knows this, but it's all these chairs.
This is an award show. And instead of having chairs in a circle, like you're at a dinner table, it's like stadium seating. So you see every single seat from the stage.
And they have big huge pictures of everyone where they're sitting.
So I'm like, I see myself right in second row.
And I'm like, "God, it's pretty good. I'm moving up in the world. I just gotta be announcing icons and I can sit second row." But then I looked down and I see Miley Cyrus,
five over I see Taylor Swift. Then I see the girl. Where the hell's my husband? - Ray. (laughs)
Ray. - The panic starts right. Like, I mean, I can't.
“I was like, I can't do this in front of people”
and I was worried. - Wait, you see, you were just nervous from their cardboard cutouts. - I hadn't even gotten to the street for it. - I just got to the cardboard cutouts
and I was like, I'm ill. I can't do this. I'm sick. (laughs) But now I have this thing ever since I got cancer
where I hate to say about my confidence is very low.
And I never fully know if I can do something
until I'm in the middle of doing it. And it's a really scary feeling. And I never felt like that before. I had a ridiculous amount of confidence that I shouldn't have had.
So the new me doesn't have that. It doesn't have that confidence. I'm just happy if I can get my foot in the door. So I went in and I saw that. And then they had to size the teleprompter for me.
And for me to be able to see the teleprompter, it had to be so big that it was like one word per screen. It was like size 84. It was like your iPhone screen. Your text message is one word line.
- Well I guess that really was like that. So I want you to imagine trying to read, you know how I read anyway, barely. Read your speech and have to go down one word at a time, but yeah, make it flow and feel notions
and do all the things. So in practice, I did not do these things. I just ran through as fast as I could. Like I was like, you know, to my dad. But I don't know what I'm doing to put it in the,
and I see the thing moving so fast. It doesn't even know what to do with itself. 'Cause I pretty much had it memorized from reading it so many times. But then I was like, then I get in the car
and I'm like nauseous and I can't see and I feel sick. And now I can't decipher if this is cancer, if this is nerve. - Like an anxiety attack. - Like am I having anxiety attacks?
- Yeah.
- So first thing I do, I start crying
and which I'm not allowed to cry when I talk to my dad, but I sense, I tend, I don't have anyone else to call. - I don't know. - Now you don't cry when you talk to your dad because let me tell you real quick, my experience with your dad.
I would to visit you in the hospital and your father was there and he goes, you're gay and that's how you address. (laughing) I was like, oh, I didn't know I was supposed to wear
A 4P suit to visit your fucking daughter in the hospital.
- Well, don't have it, you wear anything close to a 4P suit. If you could see the shoes and socks rolled up situation, he's got going on right now. It's a great, and I'm in my pajamas.
- But your dad busts your balls. - But my dad busts my balls, but I call him, I'm crying. I'm like, it's one of the bad days that I can't do it and he's like, Teddy, you got to do it.
“- So you were honestly thinking about backing out?”
- Oh yeah, I was backed out. - You were going to not do it. - Yeah, even Louder Chris telling me I did a good job when I knew I did a bad job. I was still backing out.
And I was like, I don't know if I need to fly my sister out here, I don't know what I need to do in the next seven hours to have it be another human being. Maybe they'll let me and Tamer come up together. Like I was seriously like going through the motions
and I called him crying and I'm like, Dad, I just can't do it. I'm so sorry, I appreciate the opportunity, but I just don't feel well. And he's like, God damn, Teddy, we already have this all planned.
Figure it out. - Granite, he didn't just do that with me. He did that with the smoke machine at the award show. (laughing) - He gave the smoke machine a tap-tock?
- No, I heart when he first did it,
when he did his rehearsals, they started putting smoke up the air, like not cigarette smoke, like... - Yeah, like a fog machine. - Like a fog machine, and he was like,
(laughing) (laughing) - I'm like, get it, please, it's a relief. (laughing)
“- Which on Melanchim song would they play it already?”
What would it be? - I was like, when do you think Jack and Diane do you think smoke coming up through him? Like, why he's not even there with his full band, he's there with just his guitarist?
- It's so amazing. (laughing) - Smoke, he's like, we can't have this. Apparently, only smoke from his sex. - But they did not use it because I watched.
- They did not use it. Everybody, everybody felt his awkward as he did. Everybody felt his awkward about the smoke
as they did about my first run through of the smoke.
- Oh, no, what do you think the producers are panicked? John, we got to fire up the jack. Can you just tell you right now? - Well, they had, I mean, when I got back there, I did it at 20 times.
- Oh, that's good. - Well, they, I didn't make that choice myself. They were like, here, why don't you come back to this little room where we put in a teleprompter for practice, and you can go through your speech
sometimes, and we'll do it on the same spot. So I did, he kind of kept me in line, but then I had to go through the red carpet where you know, I would say, really, I would forget who's interviewing me or what the question was.
So I'd say, I'd have to look at my publicist, and I'd go, what's the movie? What's the show? - What's my dad's name again? (laughing)
- Oh, wait, so you, you talk about your speech real quick, we have to, to like bump it, because you killed it when you got up there during the live show. It was live. - Yeah, it was live.
- You went out there, you crushed it. You had everyone in shambles. - I mean, I can't say this. I got a little choked up with Nikki Glazer, came up to me at the end, and was like, you had me in tears.
And then like, Jenny McCarthy said it, like, there was so many nice caring people that like said you had me in tears. And, you know, I knew I must have done a pretty good job in my dad handed me as a ward and said, this is for you.
- Which also got the room in shambles. - Yeah. - And the country. - Yeah, everyone was standing up, which also I was like, great.
And then I have to ask for help to walk down the stairs,
because I'm too, it's my second time wearing heels.
- You're like a little baby deer. - I was like a baby deer. I was, what did, what did Erica call me back in the day? A little paw in the woods. - A little paw in the woods.
- And a cent fawn in the woods.
“That's how I looked like I was going down the steps.”
- Well, wait, so you're dead gave you that a ward, but did something happen with that award afterwards? - Oh, okay, so cut to, he gives the award, he sits down on a seat for a second and then he's like, all the stuff in the dressing room's yours,
including the ward, and I'm like, okay, cool. Thanks dad, so at the end when I'm leaving, my handler gives me a bunch of stuff, which I'm really excited about, like champagne and chocolate, and all these things which wouldn't have gone to me,
they only go to icons, so they go to give it to me, and I don't say where's the award. I just assumed that they have to engrave it or do something. Like you don't just walk out with your, like I'm not gonna walk down the street,
limping from my heels with Tamara to go eat at the Roosevelt. I didn't think I was gonna be holding my award while I was doing it. - You too walking down a Hollywood Boulevard.
- And somebody goes, hey, are you guys famous?
You kind of look famous, and I was like, kind of.
But Tamara didn't even miss a beat, she goes, "Eddie is." (laughing) Meanwhile, without a date, I bring my best friend. So yeah, so then my dad calls the next day. We still have to talk about some of the red carpet bloopers,
but the next day my dad calls me, and he's like, "Teddie, that was so good. I'm so proud of you. I love you so much." Like that should show you that even when you're not feeling
while you can step up and you can do these hard things, that your mind is playing tricks on you and telling you, "You can't do it anymore." He's like, "You can, you're getting strong." He goes, "I can hear a different in your voice.
You're getting stronger every day." He's right. Which is then, you know, I start crying again. But then the tears quickly dried up when he goes, "Where's the award?" And I'm like, "What do you mean?"
And he's like, "You didn't bring the fucking award home?" (laughing)
I'm like, "No, it gave it to me."
He doesn't even say, "Buy, just hangs up the phone." He's probably calling John Sykes who's like the President of I Heart. Probably to find out where he thinks that this left by missing award. I was like, "It's probably with Taylor Swift.
She won nine others." (laughing) Did you meet her? I know, but I was close to her. And I was close to Travis Kelsey.
And I see the appeal now. Did you see chemistry between the two? I did and in her speech. She said something along the lines. I don't want to fully say, "So say it wrong."
But she's like, "I'm so happy to feel peace and joy and present and because it's because of my partner." And she looked at him and blew a kiss or something.
“And I was like, "That's what I want one day to say."”
And I don't know that it's going to happen with the 25-year-old from him. I don't know, but Mr. mature. Mr. mature could be one. No, but we didn't even finish the Mr. mature story.
We'll be back there, but we'll quick because I want to know. Taylor Swift though, say she was going to sample one of your dad's songs. Which song would you think she should sample? Oh, I think she should go way back, way back in time.
And she should sample one of the sad songs. Because I think everyone would then be like, "This is a love song and this is." Or even she could go for Cherry Bomb. Yeah.
I love that. If she got in the line. Or pink houses? Yeah. Look at the success Jessica had with his sample.
Like, Taylor. It's on the studio. What time did she copy? Jack and Diane. I think I'm in love.
No, who else did? A country singer. He has a song called Jack and Diane. Did he rip your dad off? No.
Okay. But the song-- I get sure your dad gets paid. Yeah, I mean, I don't know if my dad gets paid. But the only reason--
Yeah, I know these things is because I hear them on the radio and my kids tell me. Yeah. Because they do all the Googling and whatnot. Yeah.
Your dad, while we're on that subject real quick, he was nominated 13 times for Grammys. Okay. He's only one one though. Do you know what he won his one Grammy award for?
Give me a choice of three. Okay.
“That means you have to think of three songs.”
Yes. So Jack and Diane hurt so good. Little pink houses. It's definitely not little pink houses because you've stuttered.
So I would say Jack and Diane. No. It was hurt so good. 1883. He won Brock Vocal Performance.
Well, that means he won after my birth. I gave him so much excitement and happiness that he wrote hurt so good. Mary to my mother. Burzing me.
Somebody should sample that song. That's a great song. Oh, my God. It's the best. It's the best to sing.
Miley Cyrus could sample that. She would do a good show. She would also miley Cyrus and her mom. One, they look the same age like their mom looks so good. And Miley Cyrus is really beautiful.
Like I could have a crush on her. Oh, well, you heard it here first. Teddy is in love with Miley Cyrus. Listen, you're Google alerts. Yeah, like I'm in.
Hey, Miley. Well, so you said there were some bluepers in the red carpet. What were they like? What happened? Okay.
So one, the red carpet's really long. And so they had me start at three on the red carpet. But then I called Tamer and she's like, no, I'm not starting for another hour.
“So my rage was induced because I was like, why am I starting at three granted?”
Later to the rage went away because I realized Tamer had to wait in the line to get on the red carpet. And you're at the IP stage. Because I was one of the first people. I got to just blow through it. Okay.
But instead of waiting in line and then, you know, whatever. But yeah, so I did the.
I did the red carpet, which is always touching go because I'm not 100% sure.
If what I'm saying is accurate, like wild nights. Being my favorite John Mellon camp song.
Also like my feet kept hurting.
And I don't know really the rules of red carpet photos.
“So like, are they allowed to take a picture of me fixing my toe in my shoe?”
I think you're just always on no matter what.
Yeah, so I think they'd know better than to use that. Although, where you're, where your toes. Where you're supposed to. They were not exposed. I mean, they were, you could see the end of my toes.
But what was happening is there was a little bit of like. There was a little bit of like plastic and it was pushing into my pinky toe. And I really just wanted to adjust it. But I couldn't because I was too scared. One, I was like my roles when I lay been down to fix this.
No. Or what if I have armpits sweat? I mean, there's a lot of things. Well, I was just worried about your wiki feet score. I didn't want it to go down.
But it's high. So it's like a four or five. Four or five? They went down. Four point five.
It went down. It was a four eight.
You need to get more pedicure setting.
Listen, I think it went down because people don't like me as much bold. I don't think they're looking at your head when they're on wiki feet.
“Well, how am I supposed to go to my next job on only fans when my score is getting worse on wiki?”
Who wants a four point five on for anything? Well, I mean, out of five, that's not bad. It's not winning score. People want to five. I don't want to five.
So if you're listening, just go, please. In the podcast, there's a little thing with stars in it. Just click the five number. Don't worry about it. Don't overthink it.
Just press that button. And then maybe you can up by score. Because we definitely don't. We definitely don't even have a four point five. Because we missed too many people off.
Oh, my gosh. Any other like stories or vignettes from the night that you want to share with the world? Well, we didn't see. The girl sitting next to me, my friend, my cello. I, of course, don't tell her what we're doing.
I'm just like, can you come over and kind of dress up? Because we're going to go to a thing for my dad. But I don't mention that it's an award show. So she, you know, she comes over. Thankfully, she looks cute.
She's dressing enough, you know, like whatever. But we go to sit down. And her eyeballs almost fell out of her head. And I'm like, well, I could see her, like, like, bracing for excitement about who we were sitting next to.
“And I was like, I don't remember that name being on the chart.”
Like, I don't know who she's sitting next to. So we have to wait because now he, they're chatting. They're small talking. Who? Bersella and the sky.
Look at who is the guy. No. [LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER] Was he wearing a hat?
He was. OK. Just checking. Just making sure he's no branded properly. [LAUGHTER]
But she's like, I mean, she was really excited about me. She was really excited about me. She was really excited about a lot of the country stars. Where the hell is my husband? Right.
Right. She is maybe my favorite person ever. I want to dance like her. I want to sing like her. I want to be looking for my husband sounding like that.
[LAUGHTER] Well, we already heard on Mass Singer. That's not the case. [LAUGHTER] P.S.
Did you see on Mass Singer? What? What do you do? What are you talking about? Yes, man.
I did. I meant to text you. That is, yes, for people who maybe didn't watch it.
I don't remember Teddy saying fight song is her first song.
When I was on this season of Mass Singer. Mass Singer. And you and Rachel kind of have a little bit of a relationship. She said she sent me a message. You know, like I loved hearing the song.
But she didn't tell me like she loved. I thought she was just saying that because she texted me or message me after I got kicked off. I thought it was like a pity. I think she really enjoyed you.
I think she really enjoyed you. Well, that's one. [LAUGHTER] See, you are back to Teddy Joe. So, yeah, Rachel Patton.
She, she's saying, then they had her sing fight song. Am I, please, don't play these back to back. [LAUGHTER] You're like the opposite of Kelly Clarkson. You take people's covers.
[LAUGHTER] I wouldn't have for you to do that, please. No, but it was definitely like a select fast. It was a bunch of people walking around like they had their toes cut off. Because I don't know why we don't learn.
None of us learned that it's going to be painful after walking around a big like the Dolby Center. Well, because you know there's going to be cameras in your own or to assist. [LAUGHTER] She saw herself on there.
They had the camera up on her face. Well, they had the camera on camera. Erica and Marcella. But Marcella had like these bright red lipstick. And like, you saw her.
She looked like a proud mama. She did. She was like, I mean, they were on her when you were giving your speech. I was like, oh, damn, thank God she was prepared for that.
She looked good.
Oh, yeah, she looked damn good. I was like, I'm happy to say that's my friend. But then I don't know if they showed neo afterwards. Clapin' along all excited for me. I don't remember seeing you.
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Yeah. Are you going to go on stage? Because you haven't had it in a while. No, because it's a corporate show. It's a corporate show.
So I'm just going with two friends because I mean,
if it should be perfectly honest, I never leave the house.
Yeah. I barely leave the house. Yeah. Like, it takes a lot out of me. And then it's like a couple of days where I'm just, you know.
So it's going to be a big week. So I got to figure out how to leave the house on Easter and for Vegas.
“Why do you have to leave the house on Easter?”
Because I have kids.
They're going to want to like do those kid tech things.
Can't you just like hide eggs around your pool? No. That's not enough. I already have Easter baskets.
“But then we need to like go to some kind of Easter party.”
Yeah. Did you? Yeah. Easter party. Things have changed since we were children.
You're dead. As also invited you to a bunch of other stuff that you have said no to. I think, right. Like, a ringhouse. Did you invite you to a ringhouse star thing?
Oh, well, yesterday. I'm like, mining my own business with the day before he came over and hung out,
which always, he comes over and always asked me for things I don't have.
Like, he's like, can I have a Coke? And I'm like, I don't have Coke. I have like, I have a Diet Coke in here. I have some sparkling ice. But I don't have a Coke.
And he's like, well, I want a Coke. So I'm like, having an Uber over a freaking Coke. And then he goes, and why you're doing it. He doesn't even know what postmates is. He's like, why you're at the grocery store.
He thinks I'm going to the grocery store. Why are you at the grocery? Can you also get some chips and go off? Excuse me. Meanwhile, I'm just doing it on my finger tips to postmates.
It's a typical keto moss. It's interesting that your dad's diet is cigarettes, Coke, and chips and guacamole.
But also, like, for the record, he didn't drink the whole Coke.
You got a butcher ass that if I special request something to be delivered to me, I'm sucking that down, even if I get a tummy ache, and I'm finishing it. What did you get in the 20 ounce bottle? I got it. Yeah.
Maybe it was warm. No, it was the fancy bottle. Yeah, but sometimes when you get Coke delivery, it's warm. I felt it. I felt it because I took it out of the bag.
And it wasn't when they heated chips.
“So do you think maybe he is trying to spend more time with you now after everything happened?”
Do you feel that way? Is that something you have felt that this is brought you closer together? And he wants to get as much time with you as possible now? Yeah, because he's making that very, he knows I'm scared to fly alone. Mm-hmm.
And so I didn't used to be.
I used to fly all over the place alone.
The more I alone, I could be the better. Now, if I could have somebody stapled to me, 24/7, I would like it. Velcroed to me. But what if he flew you private?
I am fine private there. Oh, you're flying private to Vegas? Yeah, because I'm flying with him. Wow. He's doing.
And then flying, he's flying with just sweet ax home. So for anybody that's like, that's kind of private. Yeah, it's not private private. It's not private private, but either way. Yeah, he wanted to go a day earlier because he said the damn hotel is staying out.
“It's too expensive here and he wants to get to Vegas.”
Where is he staying here? Yeah. I want to adopt both of you and your father on this podcast before we end it. Yeah, but all in all, it was a good time. It was fun to be part of that heart family.
John Sykes, who I mentioned before, did an intro to me. Which was so nice. Which was so nice. And, you know, I have known him since I was a little kid. And, you know, I have forgotten so many moments from when I was a kid.
That, like, every memory or every story that somebody tells me so much to me. So, you know, it was a great night. And then I got to hang with Tamara and Erica and Eddie. And, you know, we all got to have dinner and it just, you know, it was, it was fun. It's good for you to get out even though it takes a lot out of you.
I was home by eight twenty seven. Yeah, I mean, but you were out since like two, three o'clock. So I was a long time to be out in about. Yeah, but I mean, you're, you're getting back to you. I can feel it.
You were so sassy today to me in the morning when I got here. I was like, oh my god. This is the Teddy Joe. So how, this is how he decipheres is if it's going to be a good day or bad day. If he comes in and I'm still fully laying down.
Dressed in what I'm podcasting in. It's not going to be the best day. Okay, wait, let's be honest. You literally live in breathe matching all those wet suits. Whether you're it's a good day or a bad day.
There's no way to differentiate your outfits on whether or not it's a good day or bad day. Because you, you might own every. But my head is down. My head is down when it's a bad day. Okay.
Like I'm flat laying. Maybe you just don't have the alohat on that day. Yeah, I don't have that. I don't have alohat on today. But I didn't notice I have like some leftover makeup because I tried to put some on for you guys today.
And you know what? No, it's annoying. Every time Matt comes over and I've been glam because it's something else. He goes, oh, look at you. Looks so nice today. Go for yourself. That's what I think.
First of all, I give compliments every single time I walk in here.
No matter what kind of day it's going to be. Maybe even when it's a fucking sauna.
But I also I'm always cold guys. I keep it at 78 in here.
And then Matt complains that he's sweating. But no, who doesn't complain? His husband never once complained. He comes over here too. And he never says tidy. It's so hot in here. Or it's like a sauna.
No, that thing. He understands. That's probably another control.
“Is there anything else you need to say about your father or anything else you want to tell us before we close out today?”
I can tell you who else I saw waiting in line to get their photos taken and that who are very nice. Yes. Heather Dubrow, very nice, bows, very nice, a boy band that I have no idea who they are. But very nice. And I saw Emily, and her daughter.
Nice. Yeah, and Emily's daughter was like dressed so cute. I was like, I was going to bring my kids within my son told me that he'd rather go to his attorney's birthday party. Yeah, tracks for an 11-year-old boy.
Yeah, especially when the girlfriend's probably going to be there. Wow, you are such a boy, Mom. Well, he won't tell me anything anymore, because he says I tell everyone. Wait till he finds out. I'm just going to say you're telling.
Because they'll get people right now on this podcast. Well, I'm sorry that's not my fault. He's in a relationship. Well, no offense. I'm sure two days in a pot isn't really hot. Okay. Yeah, I haven't slightly had their own little pack.
“That I don't know, that I'm not a part of.”
Well, that's what happens at that age. Yeah. I'm sure you are a real dream at 13. Yeah, we heard the stories. I do think I'm sassy now.
13-year-old me on a couple wine collars. Well, that beans farm really gets you going. Really got those juices flowing. Got those those phone calls on like my see through phone that has like the red pink. And whatever.
Did you even have one of those? Yeah, the regular phone was into the wall. No, it was a clear phone. Yeah, but it was a normal phone that you bought. Mine wasn't into the wall. Mine was on my bedside table.
So I could pull it over to me and talk very quietly when I was talking past Carfield. All right. See, I didn't have what we call money. So you didn't have what in your room. You had to go upstairs to get your code downstairs for your call.
“Well, you had the phone on the wall in the kitchen.”
Like on Roseanne. Oh, yeah. So you just had the one phone. Yeah, the kitchen phone on the wall. I like we all shared a phone number 3655921. All right.
The phone number is probably still active. It's not still active. I think it's still active. By the way, that isn't even the phone number. That isn't even the phone number.
That's a combination of my high school boyfriend's phone number.
And my friend Karen's first day.
Well, I love you guys. Teddy's brain is fully back in intact. In case anybody was worrying because she remembers her. Faith's phone number from 1989. I was older than that.
I am born in 1981. Well, thanks for tuning in to another episode of Two Tuesdays in a pod. I hope you thoroughly enjoyed it. And I will be not here tomorrow because I'm going to be in Las Vegas trying to ride on my dad's coat tails again.
Bye. Saturday, May 2nd. Countries, biggest stars will be in Austin, Texas. At hour 2026, I hard country festival presented by Capital One. See, came proud.
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