Armchair Anonymous: Foreign Object in Butt III

I'm Dan Shepherd, I'm joined by Lily Padman. - Hello. - What is it today? - Or an octopus, baby. - Bye.

- You guys. - Guys. - This one hits. - Is. - No, the last one.

- There's two. - Yeah, yeah, you're right. - But they all are wild.

“- But there are two that you'll never be able to un-here.”

- And you're gonna hear Monica scream a ton. So keep your volume at like,

there's always trigger warnings.

This is like your safety warning. - I would probably not listen to this on with your children. There's some real sensitive stuff actually. - Yeah, yeah.

- But in sensitive areas, sharp objects. Please enjoy foreign objects and body part three. (upbeat music) ♪ I had a move ♪ ♪ With a belong day ♪

♪ You gotta know ♪ ♪ I'm looking for a shiny ♪ - Hello, how are you, are you Randy? - I am. Where are you Randy?

- Well, I'm currently in Orlando. I'm on a road trip. - Ooh. - They met one of my son's house. When I heard about this,

we had to stop here on our way to our destination,

so I can use this computer. - Oh, that's nice.

“- We appreciate you interrupting your road trip”

to tell us this story. This is our favorite part of this. - Yeah, we do. - A retired parameda. I was a parameda for 35 years

in major metropolitan area. Of course, I've got 1,000,000 stories. I'm sure. But some of these are more unique than others. - Okay, the more unique, the better.

- My partner and I were sitting at the station and the call comes in from dispatch that says coup four to five, self-inflicted trauma involved in a foreign object. - And really quick, what does that normally mean to you?

What's like the highest probability that means? - Self-inflicted trauma, and usually they're not that detailed. They'll call it a non-known medical or they'll call it a personal injury. But this one happened to come in

a little more description to it. We're just kind of wondering, what did this be? - Every time I think I've seen it all,

I see something I've never seen before.

- Sorry, we're not going to die, the little lane's woman asks us to die, and she starts.

“- She's gone, you must have the wrong address.”

And call 911 and get her check with dispatch. We call dispatch to verify the address and the name of the caller. And I said, well, it wasn't a woman's name. I said, well, this is a name of the caller,

and she said, that's my son, he's upstairs. - Oh no. - Okay, he's the problem, we should go check on his son. We walked up there and we find it, he's around 14 years old, and he's landing bad,

and he's got a blanket over him, and he's further locked into answer any questions. - He's a heart-eating friend, yeah. (laughing) - I said, how do you feel?

He says, why have been a lot of pain? So then he asked for his mother to leave the room. And he was more forthcoming with his complaint. So then we let Adam and he had what I would describe is a super-soaker 1,000 up his rectum.

- Oh, okay, enormous squirt gun. - Well, this particular model had an attachment that allowed us to happen. There's a tube on the underbed. - He asked if we could take care of him at that point,

and we sometimes try to do things like that, and I will crease it up a little K-y, G-L-E, and if we could get it removed, and it wasn't working very well. You say, well, at this point,

we're gonna have to transfer it to the hospital. - Yeah. - Randy, if you could explain to some detail, I'm picturing a big water gun. Is the barrel in is rectum or is the water tank

and is rectum or is the entire device in it? - The barrel in the water tank, I wouldn't think it would fit. There was a hose attached with to it that allowed a stronger stream, I would presume. - Okay, interesting, okay.

(laughing) I want up to do some googling after those. - So I was like this might have started as like a high-drow experiment. - Like, I might like this sensation of water spray

in the lab. - Like a bit of a day, a bit of a shift a day. - Or an out of my head. - Or an out of my head. - Yes, I did detect the main water tank on it by submarine that front of the tube. So we didn't have to transport the whole thing in.

And then we did bring them to the hospital where he was sitting in the thing was removed. He had a lot of flame in the tube after that. And he was super nervous. - I can't think of anything.

I was already so paranoid my mother would discover I was just masturbating, old fashioned masturbating. - I just can't imagine the horror I would experience having told my mother that that water pistol she got me, I used in my bedroom.

- Oh my god.

- You called 911 and we thought for knowledge.

“- I think he thought maybe he could pull it off.”

- Right. - He thought he could pull off a lot of stuff that day. - He sure did. - He learned a lot. So did you have to tell the mom

can we have to take him to the hospital? And she's like, why? - Well at that point where we figured we'd have to try to remove it, we got her involved. - Oh.

- Because she was quite nervous. - I don't know what's going on. - Yeah, cool. - And you want some parental consent when you're gonna remove something from a minor's anus.

- The parental consent, even when he's conscious like that, I explained in the 14 year old, rather quickly that you don't want your mother in here but we have to get her involved. - Randy, did you make any effort to alleviate his shame?

Did you go like, hey, brother, just so you know, this happens all the time. - Well, I didn't say it after all the crime. (laughing) - I told him I said I was his age, what?

- Oh, that's nice. - Oh, that's nice. - Oh, that's nice. - His pronunciation is something that's rather calm. - Of course, that's right.

- Yeah. - I didn't even get any of you details on that. - You're all an experiment. (laughing) - That's just important for me as this.

You're not hurting anybody else. - Yeah. - Just yourself. - Yeah. - With the moment walking the room

and he was mid-sentence going on, I was your age. I put a cactus in my room. (laughing) - So what you did was pretty tame. - Yeah.

“- You have to pay more attention to that.”

(laughing) - We've heard those stories. And what's funny, Scott, as you said, it was in a woman's name on the call and I just want to say, we have now done this prompt

quite a few times and I'm accumulating stories as I move through the world.

And I just want to say it's never gonna be.

- Oh man. - Yeah. (laughing) - That's really weird. - This keeps me a very male endeavor.

- I suppose if I look back at my career, I would agree with you. (laughing) (laughing) Oh man.

- Yeah. - Well, Randy, where are you heading? Where's the road trip conclude? We're gonna go to New Smith Beach. That's on the East Coast of Florida.

- Okay, great. We're traveling with my in-laws who've just moved here by a year ago and they've never been at the Kennedy Space Center. - Ooh.

- Cool. That's our destination and my sister owns a condo and new Smith Beach show. - Right. - I'm gonna say that in for a couple of days. - Lovely.

- Where did you live before you retired in Florida? - North, North, North, North, North was very cold. And I love retirement. - Ah. - Good.

- And I miss the challenges in the excitement of the job. - That's great 'cause a lot of people don't do well with retirement. There really isn't art to it. - Yeah, what's this secret?

- Design your it. - It take up a hobby, it golf, your own home. That's not brand new that needs some improvements. - Yes. - And that's Jeffrey Bezae.

- Yeah, yeah. - You need to be busy, right? Doing something. - If you're not busy, then bad things. - I think can rest all of them.

- You deteriorate. - Yeah. - If your muscles aren't being used, they kind of have a memory that says, "Well, if you're not gonna use me,

I'm just gonna go away." - Yeah, I'm not gonna spend energy on supporting you if I'm not needed. - Right. - And I did that job for 35 years and that was a long time.

- That is.

- We've interviewed a lot of first responders

and yeah, generally they don't do a lot in a very high stimuli, so I'm sure you feel happy to be out of that.

“- Yeah, people say, "Well, you must have liked your job."”

And I said, "I don't think so. "I must have loved it." - Yeah, that's right. - So nice to chat with you. - Yeah, Randy, I'd like to meet you

and I appreciate the story. I just wanted to say one last thing. My daughter's a big fan of yours. Her name is Megan. She lives in California, and she's a film editor.

- Ooh. - Oh, she wanted me to say, she loves your show, to get a signal. - Well, if they tell Megan, yes, Megan, thank you so much for encouraging your father to submit.

- Yeah, we appreciate it. - Yeah, yeah. - It's been a long time. I can do it. - All right, have a good trip.

- Thank you. - All right, bye. - I wish he had a photo of that water sprayer because I was having a hard time really. - But he called it super-soaker.

- But with a whole one thousand. - I think he said the re-thousand. (clears throat) - Ten thousand. - Oh, wow, I mean, vintage.

This is a vintage one from 1997. - Well, it was a while ago. - Exactly. - You see if I'm seeing a hose. - Yeah, this is exactly what I was picturing,

but I'm like, what's the, oh, there is a hose along the side there. - Oh, so do we think he put the hose in? - But that one gets stuck in your ass. You could jerk a hose out, just fine.

They're had to be some big, bulbous end of it, stuck in the rectal. - But he kept your mind of the hose. - I wish he referred to the cavity more. I think it was a super-soaker 'cause it's labeled pretty clearly

on these things. Or like maybe this, no, that's nerf. Oh, it was taking me to DoorDash now, vintage. These are fun. Wow, this vintage one's 280, too tall.

- So I wanna put in your button, see how good we do it. - Oh, I was gonna say, it is weird that the stories aren't females, because I do think generally women have more stuff up there.

- Yeah, I think there's a couple factors. One, women don't ever prostate. They're not trying to explore some heightened, they might enjoy the tension, but they're not in search of the male G spot.

- No, I think it's more like in a sexual experience with a man. - And then I also don't think there is bold. - Right, to tell it.

“- Like, oh, I think I'll put that entire fucking key,”

I think they're more reasonable or doing it in secrecy. - I don't think they're doing in secrecy. I think they're doing it in facts, and I'm just a person I'm more mistakes, anyway. - John, can you hear us?

- Yeah, can you guys hear me? - Yeah. - Absolutely. - How are you guys? - Good, did you get stressed out about connecting?

I had a little bit of a panic attack. - Yeah, I don't worry, so standard,

it's always a bit of a challenge.

- Yeah, all right. - Where are you? - I'm gonna see if you guys can guess, you guys are pretty good at guessing. - I think you're at a hospital.

- I am. - Yeah, I thought it was a classroom. - Any idea what state? - Oh, wow, I'd be basing this on. - Texas.

- Tiles and this blue background, I'm gonna go Ohio. - Your damn good, sir. - No. - Are you kidding me? (screaming)

(laughing) - Yes, sir. - You just made my year, that might be my best guess, because I have almost no detail. - For the listener, all we see is a green wall in the ceiling.

- Great, you're in Ohio. I'll leave it at that. I need to kind of keep it a little vague. - Surely. - What line of work are you in, John?

- I'm an ER nurse. - Okay. - Okay, you see it all? - Yes, sir. - We are excited.

- How long have you been doing that? - About 14 years. - Great.

“- And are you fatiguing it all or are you still inspired?”

- Something goes. There's some days where it's pretty fatiguing other days. It's inspiring. - How are you feeling about the pit? - I love it.

- Most realistic medical drama since you are. - Yeah, it's so good. - Yeah. - I love it. - And really quick, did you know from a young boy

that you wanna do going to this? You know, I wanted to be a sniper in the military. - So either save people or kill people, (all laugh) - Exactly.

- I'll be on either end of that spectrum. - Kill or save. (all laugh) - Okay, so and then when I'd be writing guessing that you probably had to pick between many foreign objects.

- Yeah, I've submitted a couple of different ones. - Oh great. - Well, please walk us through the one that you'd selected for today. - This was back in 2013,

just after I was off orientation, so I'm a brand new grad.

And it was like one of my first shifts off orientation

and the person I was sharing a part of the department with was going to lunch. And they had a patient come in, so I was trying to be a good coworker. I'm gonna get this patient settled.

So I look up and there's an older gentleman on an EMS stretcher laying on his side. So I'm like, ooh, could be anything. So get him in there and I'm like, you know what's going on?

He goes, I'm having some pain down there and a little bit of blood. - Okay. - I'm like, okay, that's cool, whatever. - So, start doing everything.

Dr. comes in and he's doing his regular questions and he said, well, is there any chance he stuck something up there? The guys like absolutely not, no way. And so he's like, okay, well, since you did say

that you were bleeding, we have to do a rectal exam.

“You have to have a witness, so me being the nurse,”

I was in there, just kind of being a witness. And the doctor does what he did. And when he pulled his finger out, he had a little bit of like clear plastic glass glass glass glass glass. - Okay, great, great, great, great.

- So he's like, are you sure there's nothing up there? And he's like, no, nothing's up there.

- Can we just talk for a second about this psychology

of someone who comes in? What's so interesting is this is very common. We keep hearing people like, they think they're gonna be able to deny it all as happening while also getting treated for it. - I know.

- I feel like it's one of the more unique patients that can arrive at the hospitals, 'cause they're not gonna help you figure it out. - They go into a weird spot in their brain, fight or flight. - 'Cause they're a virus, man.

- Yeah, yeah. - As I gain experience, I've told them, like, I don't care, we're gonna help you regardless, just be honest with us so we can make it a lot quicker. - Yeah.

- Do you think it would be helpful? This would come for me. We were just talking to someone. If you were to say to the person, like, "Hey, by the way, we get 100 of these a year.

"This is average stuff." - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I bet when you're on your way there,

you think you're the only person that needed to go to the hospital for this. - This might have been the only time this person ever, but we don't know the story anymore. - Yeah, yeah, okay.

- The draw some blood work on the doctor, it sends them over for CT. And I have sent a picture of the CT. - We have it. - I sent three pictures.

- Okay. - Oh, my gosh. - I'm so excited. - Hey, I feel like I'm... - Christmas morning.

- Okay. - Okay, so here we go, Monica. I see Eliam and the issue. I see the hips. - The first one I'm looking at is,

there should be like three circles. - Yeah. - Uh-huh. - Okay, it's really far up there. - Yeah, really far.

- And it's three stripes. - It looks like a fidget spinner almost, but it's not. - Okay. - Right, okay.

- Okay. - We get those back and the doctor's like, "Listen, sir, I've been doing this a long time, "just be honest with me." So he finally broke down

and admitted that his wife was out of town.

- Yeah. - Yeah. - Thank you.

He wanted to feel what it felt like.

“So he went to the fridge and he got brought worse.”

- Oh. - Brought worse. - Yeah, brought worse. - People won. - No.

- I thought it felt pretty good. It thought two would be better. - Yeah. - Yeah. - So then those are three brought worse.

- Oh no. - Oh no. - Oh no. - Oh obviously, and I can still relate to this person. - What? - It's my whole thing with why I'm an addict.

It's like, "Oh, this one pill felt great." Of course, too, we'll feel better. And then of course, three will feel better. - What's the plastic? Oh, they're like the wrapping?

- The casing. - Oh, the casing. - This is coming up on July 4th, when everyone's gonna be cooking these up. - Very pretty. - I know.

- You keep this in mind. - Because I was just trying to celebrate our country's birthday. (laughing) - Ew. (upbeat music)

- The couple days later, the surgeon was down there.

“Does he have to take him to surgery to get him out?”

And we're on that. There's a couple hospitals in the area. And the surgeon was talking to a buddy of his at the other hospital. We'll come to find out that guy had been over there.

- With the different-- - Those other two pictures. - No. - Oh, I wonder, I was like, I don't understand how this is three brought words.

Oh, no. - Oh, my goodness, what is-- (laughing) - Which one are you looking at? - So I'm looking at, again, this guy is pelvis,

and then there is a large object silhouetted. That's really far off to the right. It doesn't look like you would. But anyways, yeah, what are we looking at? - I'm sure you guys like to travel a lot.

When you take your toothbrush, you get a plastic holder that the toothbrush goes in. That was his final one, you know, to have a class to me after that. - Oh, no!

- Oh, my God. - That's so sad. - He's really addicted to this. - But it's not even that he's addicted to it that's so puzzling, it's that you got some lost in there.

I would think minimally you'd go, "Okay, next time, I need a string attached to whatever." I'm putting in my butt, you know, some game plan. Go ahead and keep pursuing this, but do it-- - Well, a little better.

- Keep pursuing it. You've already had to go to the hospital. - Okay. - And it's bad. And then you went again.

- So that's a different one. - And then you went again. - Yeah, three strikes, you're out. Is what you're saying? - Another picture.

- Yeah, what's this one? - It takes place shortly after the brought words. - No. - Any guesses on what that could be?

“- It looks like he did, though, honestly,”

but it's confusing. - It's not, yeah, it is weird. - Is it a microphone? - You know what, it weirdly looks like? It looks like his spinal column.

- What if he stole one from him, museum?

- What did our parents always tell us

with keep a doctor, if we ate it? - And oh, it's this. - Oh, it's the dark piece. - That's the dark piece. - Okay, so he really was in to food.

- Into the event, yeah. - And then oral hygiene. - What, he's like, I mean, so much food down there. - I got a brush, I got a brush. So I'm gonna give him cavities.

- This looks like an apple that's been cut. - He didn't want rectal cavities. - It was full, it wasn't cut in half, but he did, or he put it, was able to get a string through it.

- So see, he was trying. - That's how they got it out. - Yeah. So the brought was required surgery. Did the toothbrush container require surgery?

They had to actually open his belly. They took out some of his bowel because it had died. - Oh, fuck man. - Oh, this is, how old is this man? - I blame the wife.

It sounds like she was traveling too much. - She traveled so much. - Why could you say what? - Don't blame her, she had to get out of that house. How old is she was this person?

- Late 50s. - Okay. - Okay, that black shipper type, yeah. - 'Cause I was like in my future. - Wow.

- A lot of these stories, you know, it's interesting. And we have both, there's the young people experimenting. But most of these stories are kind of older men and their wives go out of town.

They've always had this curiosity.

And then they're like, you know what? I'm 58, what am I waiting for? - Yeah. - So it's time like the present. - That's right.

Now or never, she gets back to his day. - Oh, wow, wow, that's terrible. You wouldn't know, but I do wonder, it is come home when they're like, "Oh, honey, I had to get a cloth to make."

- Oh, wow. - That was at the other hospital, so I don't know. I'm assuming he had to call her from the hospital. I don't know if she was out of town at that time or that whole story.

- I wish he could just ask, like, hey, I'm just interested in what it feels like. Could you just put a dildo up there? Ask for help before you do all. But maybe it's probably part of the appeal.

- Yeah. - I don't know.

“That's one of many stories that I could have told”

about people sticking other things up other body parts. You know, John, I would imagine when you entered this career, your own interest in putting something in your butt might have been around a three or a four,

but post career, you're like, it's a zero. - It's like negative 50s. - Yeah, you really seen it goes sideways. That's the problem. We don't hear the victory stories, you know?

- Well, are there? - Well, yeah, like we could have a problem. I was like, tell us about the best day of your life in some guy would be like, yeah, I put a corn cob up my ass and it got it out,

but it was fucking great. We're not hearing those stories. - No, because if then he would do it again, and he would keep doing it if it felt great. And to like, maybe brought worst had been doing this

for a long time and with success. And then he got cocky. - I don't know. Well, John, this is a delight.

I never anticipated that we would have a story

where the person had three trips. - Yeah, I got one that probably would make my recovery and comfortable and evolve some stuff stuck in a vagina. - Wait. - Go ahead.

- We need to get all this, all this in there. - Okay, click down and dirty. This person came in. She was a furry and she identified as a cat. It's kind of a sad story, but she wanted to feel like

what it would feel like to birth kittens. - Oh, no, no. - Yes, no. - Yes, yes, my fucking god dude. - No.

- See, this is where women are more kicking. - Yeah, she put a kitten up there. - Ree. - No, no. - No.

- No. - No. - No. - No. - No.

- No. - No. - Dude, I don't know. - Oh my god. - Listen, I am all for people getting his kinky as possible.

I would never shame anyone's thing, but you can't involve other animals.

We got a draw line with the other animals. - We can draw a line before that. - Well, if she put three stuffies in her vagina, I would be miserable, but I would have no ethical issue with it. - She ended up passing away because she got sepsis and infection.

I guess she kept in there for a couple of days. - No, no, no. - This is so, okay, oh my god. This is so horrifying, and it is so sad. We've got some mental issues.

“- I mean, I think if you're in a position where you were becoming a cat.”

- Yeah, of course. - You're in treacherous waters. - Oh my god. - Whoa. - Oh my god.

- You got the door. - John, that was so early. - Are you like the king of a backyard bar with you? - I'm a great time at parties. - I would be all ears.

I would just trail you around the party trying to gather. - Yeah, we're just like a kitten, or somebody's house. - Oh, that reminds me of you. - John, you got a great story about kittens. - Holy shit.

- What a pleasure meeting you, John. - Very nice to meet you, John. - Thank you, guys. Can I give a couple of click shout-outs? - You can give as many as you'd like.

- First of all, I want to thank you guys.

You guys have been after some pretty stressful shifts. Some great comic relief hearing other people's stories. So thank you for what you guys do. Shout-out all the other nurses, especially two of them that I work closely with and funny one of their names is Cat.

- Oh boy. - All the ones Devon and Chelsea, and then the person introduced me to this podcast is actually the lady that cuts my hair, her name's Sarah. - Oh, shout-out.

- Thank all those nurses. I mean, truly, I hope you hear it in our voice. We've fucking our so grateful for nurses. - It means a lot. - Well, be well, brother, and enjoy that encroaching summer.

That's upon us. - All right, John, take care, brother. Take care, see you guys. - Talks in Monica. - Bye.

- Look at your beautiful hair. - Oh, thank you. I, you know, washed it. - How do you do with anesthesia? - Not well.

- That stereotype holds. - I had surgery and the pre-opiners, my surgeon and the anesthesologist individually all walked in the room had met me and were like, redheads, like, out loud.

- Oh, no. - That wasn't super comforting. - No. - Was the surgery getting something removed from your rectum?

- No. - That would be appropriate. - Unfortunately, there's not a lot of women involved in these stories. - But I said it's surprised.

- My anecdotal evidence is unfortunately, I would say it's mostly male, skewed. Is it okay if I do a fake name for this one? - Of course. What name would you like to go by?

- I was gonna let you pick. But I think, go with Lucy for us. - I love it. - It fits. - It fits.

- It really fits. - Are you in the medical profession? - I am.

“- And can you give us a broad warrior at in the country?”

- I am in the Pacific Northwest. - Okay, great. It's comforting to know that this stuff is happening kind of globally. We're not isolating any certain areas.

- 100, 100 for that. And this took place elsewhere in the country, and I don't know what big city, so it's everywhere. - And what do you do?

- I am an ER nurse. - Okay, great. We are so grateful for you. Thank you. - We love people who love us.

And I should say, Monica, before you ask, yes, I live ER and the pit. - Yes, it was coming. - Yes, you already asked. - And yes, I have seen Munchogans by proxy.

- So, oh, oh. - Oh, oh. - Oh, God, maybe we can do a problem.

You kind of forgot about that. - Oh, no. - And maybe you had to get rid of that cause for CTE. - It's a lot, I'm causing. - I know.

- You know, I've a lot of people. - You just reminded me, Lucy, how obsessed she was with Moon Chows and by Prox? - I could've heard of it. - I could've heard of it. - I could've heard of it.

- I feel bad. I really let that one go.

- I mean, in your defense, those stories are always

overshadowed by house ad, they are. I mean, CTE isn't much better. - Most of your causes are pretty. - Yeah, yeah. - Once you recognize what was going on,

I would have a hard time contain my eye or towards the parent. Like, were you having to police yourself with how you were interacting with the parent? - 100%, at least in this cave,

once the child was removed, the parent is still, obviously, it's always a mom. Mom always tries to, like, still be involved. Tries to visit, tries to, whatever. So, you still interact with them.

And I definitely found myself being shorter. - Well, just like the butt stuff's very male, the moon shines and very shiny. - It is. - I'm never even heard of a dad doing it.

- I know, actually. - Never heard of a female with a foreign object in her butt. I'm never heard of a male that's a, - I mean, I'm sure I've heard of a female with a foreign object stuck up there.

- In the end? - Yes, but it was during sex. It wasn't like on their own playing. - How could you not told me the story? - Somebody's story, okay.

- All right. - For one and extra layer, I will say, I worked pediatrics for a long time. And kids tend to go like penis vagina route. They don't tend to do the butt.

I don't know what it is, but for that in the mix. - To your point, the girls are usually, it says that's an old thing. - Yeah, usually erectile. - And the boys are putting things in their ear re-throw?

- I think we've only seen this once or twice. Yes, the one that sticks out to me was a school aged kid, eight or nine. Was a crayon? - Oh, man.

- How? - I know of all the areas of my body, the one that immediately can make me like fucking get a shiver. Is this a thought of anything in my ear re-throw? - I had a catheter, a chair, I was like fuck this.

This is the way worse than any surgery I've got. - I don't feel bad for dudes in the medical world, all that often. - Sure. - With the cats, you have it a little bit

up for them, they don't quite well admit. - The thing is, it's just like there's so much, too.

“You feel like you have to pee in my case four days straight.”

It's just a terrible feeling.

- It's not pleasant, I always feel bad.

I will say in the future, you have the option to have a numbing gel inserted. - I don't know if you heard this story. That was phase one of the trauma was the woman had my penis in her hand.

And she's got this in, nor as you know, that numbing solution, there's like five ounces of it. It's not like a little top. It's like a huge syringe, and she's gonna score ounces of it into my urethro.

And I can kind of feel she's wrestling with something. - I'm more distracted by the fact that a stranger's holding my penis. And then I hear a pop, then I hear, oh! And all of it, it's like the plunger was stuck.

And then she just fucking turbo injected all five ounces into my penis and I'm milliseconds. And I scream which I don't scream and she goes, oh my gosh, I'm so sorry, that never happens. That's how we started my catheter.

- That's right. - Not to the way to start. To your point, I have never used all of that gel. - Oh boy. - We did.

I've been still in my fucking bladder. But the last we've come for a foreign object in a blood story, so please set the stage for us. - My only sadness is I only have one to tell you. And you don't have time for all of them.

This is just so many.

“- If you had to ballpark, how many do you think you've seen?”

- 12 years, maybe, one eat a 30? - Yeah, wow. - They also come in batches. I can't explain. - It's under the mirror.

- Or everyone's getting the same bad idea, I don't know. But yeah, so I'm in a big city, big trauma center, big ER, found the patients in and out

every day, a billion ambulance is this is 20, 21, it's post-COVID.

So we get an EMS call, ambulance is coming in, a year old male abdominal pain, vitals are stable. And that's also all day every day. Belly pain, fine, could be anything. Vitals are stable, honestly.

I kind of like check out. - Great, you're from autopilot. - So get them into the room, the medics give their report. And then at the end of it, the medics says,

"Hey, can I talk to you in the hallway for a second?" Now, this happens a lot. They have so much information. A lot of times it's like, hey, we were at the house and we think maybe social work should get involved.

There's neglect happening. We saw a pile of drugs factor that into your differential. They have a very helpful information. And in this case, she said, "If two things to tell you, one is that in route, he updated his chief complaint,

which is that he inserted something or actually a couple of days ago. He thinks that's causing his pain. - Couple of days to go. - And this is the shame you're dealing with.

You're just sitting there for two days, debating whether or not you're at first you've like it.

“- No, I think your helpful, you might poop it out.”

- Oh, sure. - I'm guessing. You're like, I'm gonna ride this out for a couple days 'cause I can't deal with the shame of this. Let's see if it comes out naturally.

And then you're like, "Fuck." - So the other piece of this, what she said of note, also his wife died recently.

- That's the permanent going out of town.

“- We found out we found Lucy that almost all of these stories”

involve the white ones out of town. - I was listening that one the other day, and I'm like, this is why Mary Miller and she went really far. - She went permanently out of town. - And he's like, "Hell man, let's get going."

- Okay, that's terrible. - You read the room. Sometimes people need like a little joking like, "Hey, what are you doing?" You know, "Freak the eyes, make them more comfortable."

This guy, I was like, "I feel so sad for you." He's clearly so embarrassed. And I would like, "We're gonna get this out." He's like, "It's gonna be fine." And next, you want to pick a name for him.

I feel like he needs like an old man named George. - George. - I'm like, all right, George. So we'll start some blood work. We'll get some urine samples.

Standard abdominal pain stuff. We'll get some imaging. - Do you have for our many pain killers? - Dr. offers him some, but at this point, she's mostly uncomfortable.

Like, he wants to be in a certain position, but yeah, that definitely gets offered, but he's very like 80-year-old stoic. He's like, "Nope, just get it out."

“Honestly, I mostly appreciate that he didn't lie to us.”

And waste a lot less time. - Yeah. - And imaging comes back. You can't really exactly tell what anything is, but you can kind of rule out the dangerous stuff.

So really, the ER doctor is just looking at, is this safe to remove any ER. So it's not glass, it's not the metal. It doesn't seem to be sharp, it's all one piece. So he's like, "Great."

We can take it out here. - We're explosive. We've had that one. Someone put a buetame tank up their ass, yeah. - I've seen some errors though.

There's definitely things that they get punted to the OR and they're like, "This is non- ER problem." They have to deal with a lot of shit up there. I feel bad for the OR. At this point, doctor's like, "Great, we'll take it out."

He offers the patient, the situation, pain meds. A lot of people need something to help get through this experience and tolerate it. And George was just like, "Nope, get it out." And honestly, the ER doctor all kind of like,

cowboys, so they're like, "Sweet, I like it to do a procedure and just do it and I can be done with it." So I go grab my friend, one of the other nurses, I grab Jason and I'm like, "Hey, can you help me?" or something.

“Everyone thankfully is such a team player.”

They don't even ask what they're signing up for. He was just like, "Yeah, cool. I'm coming." And on the way, I'm like, "Sit's okay, it's a rectal foreign body." So we all get in there.

George is on a side. Doc gets a glove. He gets just a whole bunch of lube and goes for it. More maybe a minute into this. But he's already found it.

He can reach it, which is great. If you can feel it, he can kind of get his hand around it. - Can I quickly ask you, did the man ever tell you what object was in there? - No, they never did.

- Yeah, okay, great, great, great, great. So it's a mystery. - The mystery.

They're always like, I don't know, it's just like something.

- Yeah, I fell down. I don't know what's up, they're like, fell. (laughs) So I said, "We're not gonna see it in five minutes." So he can feel it and he's like, "All right, I have my hand around it,

but as I'm sure you've discovered and hearing all of these three, that one problem is the slipperyness factor in the grip. One factor is like the suction. - The back pressure, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - The suction's so interesting.

I mean, it's good and that if your refilled spinkler was open, you wouldn't just want everything in there to fall out. - Oh, actually, yes, you would not. - In this case, it's unfortunate.

- So Doc is in there and he's trying to grab it and he can't do it. Finally, he takes his hand out. We give the patient a break. Sweet little George is like, "Just to it, I got this." And so, I'm now thinking, I don't think this is gonna go well.

Like you didn't have a grip on it first, right? Like, I don't think it's going to work. But the doc is so like, "Nope, I'm ready." And there's plenty of instruments he could try. There's other options and things, but he's like,

"No, I know I can do it."

Second time, Hango's in and at this point, I look down

and he is truly elbow-deep in his hand. - Oh, God. - In a senior. - Go in for it. - Oh.

- Oh. - Why? (upbeat music) - Really quick, when I'm working on things mechanically, and I get frustrated, I start going like,

"I fucking motherfucker, if you ever heard, "Dr. just kind of start letting me fuck you son of a bitch." Are they like stifling any of that chatter that men do when they're working on stuff? - It happens more when the patient is to date it, I would say.

- Okay, okay. - I like police themselves a little more when. - Okay, okay. - About 30 seconds into this, I am now thinking, this isn't gonna happen, 'cause at this point,

he's leaned in, he's still elbow-deep. This doc is like ripped and he is in a t-shirt, but it's only relevant because I can see that it's shoulder and his thighs that like, at this point, I'm about to ask him to stop

because I'm like, "You're gonna dislocate your shoulder, "you're not trying to dislocate your shoulder." - He's right. - He's so hard. As soon as I'm about to say this,

we just hear this perfect little like just thumbs right out. He's now holding this thing in his hand and we all kind of are looking at like, it feels like someone's just getting very, George's just like, he got this thing out,

everyone's tired, the doctor's exhausted, he's holding it, I can only describe it and he's holding like a dexin shoes wide by eight inches long. He's so a wooden fan of stir. - Man of stir.

- Okay.

maybe he was like, I would work for,

“but it is kind of the shape of a fish I've been a chest set.”

- Oh yeah. - But huge wooden, it's covered in obviously stool, but also some blood. - Yeah, it's not a gentle removal. I also didn't look perfectly sanded

to be honest, little splintering of oil. - Oh my god. - I know, if I could have picked a material to insert my butt, what is just after glide? - And he's been pulling on it so splinters everywhere.

- Yeah, but it might have been those splinters that got him his found purchase. - No. - You might have saved him. - So the doctor down is just like sweet.

So he just throws it in a specimen bag, chucks it on the counter. It's like this clear bag you put lab then. He throws it on the counter, tosses his glove and walks out of the room.

And of course, my coworker Jason's like, "All right, I got other patients, you leave." So it's just me and George. And I was like, okay, I kind of let you rest for a little while. You know, we're gonna keep him overnight

'cause there was blood and he's old. So I go back to other things. Maybe an hour later I got a call from security so that they you have a patient for room 20 for George's room.

I said, okay, I'm gonna go chat with him. See if it's okay for him to come back. It's his nephew. And I get up to walk and before I can even hang up the phone, I see somebody walking down the hallway

and I hear them after our room 20. I have not yet made it to the room. All I'm thinking is that bag and that money could be invested on the counter. - Oh, the evidence is in plain sight.

I like go into the room and say, hey, you're not used to coming. They live together. This is to take care of him. And as I'm saying this, I see the patient's face. Like poor George, it's just like that.

Like someone's coming. So I just position myself so I'm now between the door and the object. So I am standing in front of it against the wall. There were open, snuff you comes in and he's like,

oh my god, like Uncle George, what's going on? Are you okay, what's been happening? And so I just tell him, hey, we ran blood work. You're in temple, his vitals are okay. We're waiting on some imaging to come back.

Which was true? - True, true. - Yeah, mostly true. - Bear in mind, he's just died. So he's probably thinking, oh my god, this is part two.

Like I'm gonna, we would go through them. He'd pain in a king. But I'm also like, I shouldn't tell him what it was. This door just story to share. At some point, now few took looks at the meeting.

It was okay. Do you have any idea what could be causing this of down there? What's going on? So it was like a neighbor called him to come in.

You know, we saw any of Bill's take your uncle away. He has no idea. I'm now backed up against the bag and I'm holding this bag against my back. - We're all very close.

- That's right. - When I just said, I've absolutely no idea could be anything. - Yeah, great. - It's kind of like solid sideways out of the room

like drafted in the time of the way. - Oh, nice. And I don't know that he actually ever found out what happens. - Oh, and so we still don't know exactly what it was.

- Remaining like we didn't ask George. Like I learned this thing come back. - Like, why do you? What does it mean? - Why like?

- What's the same thing? Why are you in love with me? - Yeah.

“- I think George should have sent you Christmas cards.”

- I feel like I did a massage. - Yeah, definitely did. - You were a great wingman in that situation. - I tried. - I will say anytime I've ever asked somebody why.

It's never a satisfying answer.

It's always like I was on grugs or I don't know. - Yeah. - Not even why, but like... - We're that good. - Yeah, we're that good.

- Yeah, we're that good. - That's how you trick him. I love this. Where did you get this? What is it?

- Oh, yeah, yeah. - The other thing I think you could have said the nephew is you could have just said like, oh yeah, you know, he had a severe stool blockage. - Which is true.

There's no way they could have shipped or found that. - That's a good idea. - No post. Is that what it's called? - No.

- No, no, no, no. - That is actually a great answer. I will say any object, young people tend to do sex toys. Like vibrators, stuff that didn't have a flared base, but like the object itself is like safe material.

- Right. - And very single, I can piece of like wood, glass, whatever. And a patient already just 60 times. - Wow.

- Yeah, so I was saying at the beginning, these are generally older dudes that feel like they've been, either they've been getting away with it forever. - Right.

- Or be, it's not their first trip

and they're acting like it's their first trip, but I'm more inclined to think it's like, it's just been roominating in the back of their mind for years that they wanna try. And then at some point they go, okay,

we're gonna do this finally. - Yeah. Or like because they're so old. - Do you think is in my future? - No.

“- Because I think it's 'cause they're so old,”

they think Dildos are made of wood and glass. - I do think they need some education. - Yeah, they're like, I don't wanna go buy one at the store, but this is the same. - Well, this banister.

- There's a ton of variety in these stories. One is like, yeah, they're two and a bear's to go buy a Dildos, so they just try to find an object. That makes sense. We've heard a lot of these were,

there's some other thing going on. The danger part is clearly part of the organism. - Oh no. - Since like, there's no way you put that in your butt. That couldn't have been the best option.

This one seems like he really just wanted to feel it. - He just loves wood. He's a woodworker. - Well, he might have made it on a wave, and he might have been working on that thing.

He has a lay there. - What are you doing, Grandpa George? I was making a null pose,

- Oh my God.

“- I did hate that there was so much shame and involved.”

My husband's an ER nurse, and he was like, oh, I bet his wife was like helping him with that for many years. - No, they would've had like a Dildos that were the case. - Yeah, they would have a good system.

- Well, maybe he was actually used to do that for me, and she's gone as I know I have to do it myself. - He's better with the vibrator. - No, I thought I was like,

at first I thought this was gonna go to a really crazy place

where he like stuck the urn up there. - Oh, there were ads. - That'd be romantic. - Yeah, you know, yeah. (laughing)

- That's so much more horror. - I wanted to scatter her asses in her favorite place. My ass. (laughing) - Is either Lake Winnipezag or my anus?

- Oh, my anus and I regret it. - What do you want it? - That's what she would want it. Lucy, that's a lovely story. - Good job.

- And you're a hero and you're a good wingman and you deserve some credit for that. - Thank you. My lovely cousin Sue Dan and my friend Carlier, both Figarm, Jerry's and I know they will be listening.

- Oh. - Shut up. - First question they asked was, "Did I think I was gonna ship myself on camera and talking to you guys?"

(laughing) - Have you done that? We can have no way of knowing. - No, but I did have the thought if that happened, I feel like I would just own up to it

“and I think that's what kind of Fihab you about it.”

- 'Cause it just screams confidence. - Oh, if you say it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - That's kind of gangster, you know? - Yeah.

(laughing) - I want to see, thank you to you guys. You guys came with me on my whole travel nursing journey. It started on my way to Austin for my two days to kill and I was like, "I love parenthood."

I guess I'll come over and see what crowds move up to you. - Sure. - Monica, thank you for being willing to talk about being a single person existing in a world full of relationships.

Like I was like mid late 20 that I had not so much as kids

to boy when we first started listening.

And so hearing you be able to talk about it and share kind of that perspective really openly was really lovely and even though I'm married now, it has continued to be lovely and I still feel like, "I think I have like someone speaking up

"for the single people still like, "Oh, thank you. "I'm glad." - Well, we're like you. We're very grateful, you're an arm sharing. - Yes.

- All right, well be well and thanks for doing what you do. - Yes, thank you. - Thank you guys so much. This was fun. - All right, take care.

- Hello. - Josie? - Hello. - You're in your closet, which is fantastic. - Yes, I called the rules.

- Monica, I appreciate you. - So good. - So silky. - Where in the country are you? You don't have to be super specific.

- Yeah, I'll keep it big, just for patient privacy. I'm in the Northwestern quadrant of the US. - Okay, one, right. - Beautiful, wonderful.

- You're our second Northwest corner today.

- Yeah, but the other one story wasn't in the Northwest. - Good point, she just was currently practicing. You're right, you're right, you're right. - I have a Sumurian medicine. - Yes, I've been in hers for 11 years.

I know it's like in a larger metropolitan area. - Where the action is? - Yeah, where the action is. - I don't want to use a wrong word here, but are you a bit of an arousal junkie?

- Yes, being a nurse, you see some shit. The messiness of being human is on full display. - It's a big bag. - It just excites me, like whenever I see something really shocking, I'm immediately like, okay, this is a story.

I can't wait to get off work and tell my husband about this. So yeah, I love that kind of stuff. - I couldn't do the job for so many reasons, 'cause it's the hardest job in America. That's why we love the nurses.

There'd be so much like duty stuff that would be hard for me. But I am also drawn to it, 'cause I think the excitement and how quickly a shift I imagine goes by. Is it just blow by?

- Totally, because I worked 12 hours shifts, and if I worked like an eight or something, I feel like I'm barely there. I mean, I've done so many like nasty things. Like I make the joke, like if I work loves,

I can touch anything. (laughing) - All you need is your gloves. And then just quickly, if you had to ballpark,

“how many foreign objects in body have you seen in 11 years?”

- More than five, I'd say like I've seen multiple rectum, swallowing is like a really big thing. People swallow stuff. I've seen a re-tool sounding. I had a guy that was putting objects

through his re-thread masturbate. (screaming) - To masturbate. - Yeah, see how like pens, and he was getting all kinds of infections,

'cause of it. - Like whoo. - People do wild things. - So he put a ballpoint pen in there and then jerked off with the pen in there.

- It's a thing. We like Google the network. - Wow. - I mean, like I had a lady who was injecting meth in her butt. - Wow.

Okay, so please tell us about this particular story. - Okay, so like I said, I've been a nurse 11 years and this is one of those shifts for right away, I got rapport and I was like, here's a story.

So when you're a nurse, you come in for your shifting. You get rapport from the previous nurse and they tell you everything about your patients. And this nurse just kinda gets right into it. You know, she goes, this is a young adult female.

- The first female is our first. - Came into the emergency department with complaints of putting multiple rates or blades. And turning it into her vagina. And then she superglute it shut.

- I gotta go. - Superglute it shut. - She's superglute the vaginal opening and then the labia majority all the way together. - She's so mad. - She's so mad.

seal it up for good. - Oh, I know, it's like, I can't. - I don't know, I can't. - I don't know, I can't get the belly, I can't get the crunches. - Oh, it's really big. - No, it's really big. (laughing)

- No, she knows, yeah. - Okay, so just wait, I gotta back up, we're still clear. So we still don't have a female rectal. I feel like I know the world a little better now. Okay, I wasn't prepared for a female anal.

- Okay, hold me. - I wish it be way better. - I'd rather have raised weights up the ass than the vagina. - I think there's no room in your vagina. - No, it's so tender on my own.

“- Well, it certainly is, and that's why we like going there.”

But you also can pass a baby head through there. I don't know, I don't know what's better. - I hate this. - And usually people are kind of shy and like secretive

when they first come into the emergency department

with a foreign object, right? Like they're embarrassed. She just came right out and said it. Even though her lips were sealed. (laughing)

- Oh, I really like, so you said 20s? - Yeah, young adult female. I don't want to get to into the weeds. - But I guess what I want to know is, did you get to read immediately

like did you have a sense that the person was saying or not? - So we're gonna get to-- - Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. - This is a medical emergency because she couldn't pee. So she's complaining that her bladder is super full.

And we did a bladder scan, which is like a ultrasound device, a little wand, it's way over their bladder. It actually probably had one when you had your little incident. I mean, PTSD here in my head. - Yeah, yeah, so it was very full.

So we need to address this right away. I think it just became clear. This is gonna be too painful, too complicated to do in the emergency department.

“So they had to book an OR, put her under general anesthesia.”

And there are solvents and things that can help disintegrate the glue. But the vagina, like we said, it's like a sensitive mucus membrane. So imagine like acetone or something on your vagina.

- What? - Gooby gone. - It burned so bad. So I don't know like if they use the scalpel or what I was in there, but I know that there was no wound or stitches or anything

afterwards. They were able to separate it, put a catheter in, drain the bladder, and all as well, you know. They could take the catheter right out. It didn't have to stay in.

And then she came up to the post-top floor, where I was working, and I took care of her from there. - I have a bad habit of getting ahead, but did they address the razor blades while they were under?

- Of course, she forgot the razor blades. - Okay, so we put the speckulum in and then they found the razor blades. - I guess not too much damage, actually, either there. So, yes, she got lucky.

So the why, which is like everyone wants to know, is this is a ding-ding-ding. She had a bunch of thousands. - Ooh, jaw-ding!

“- Wow, look at this, this is an all-in-one.”

- My brain... - And CTE? (both laughing) - You're induced by CTE. - My brain feels crazy.

- Well, the second time it came on today.

- Exactly, the second time, my chances came up day, and we haven't talked about my chances and so long. - How do you start figuring that part out? - To define my chances for any listeners, I don't know, it's a psychological condition

where a person purposely and intentionally hurt some self or fakes and illness or causes an injury with the primary motivation to get care from hospital staff. So they want the care and attention is like the main point, or from like family.

- It's kind of sad when you realize, yeah, I know. - Pretty immediately, I am able to empathize. And it's like a young person too, right? So childhood, it's not that far away. And I'm a mom, so I'm just picturing,

like this with a little kid who somehow learned, this is the best means to get attention in love. - We see, yeah. - But still, these people cause like a ton of wreckage. They hurt themselves, I hurt people around them.

It's like an expense to the hospital system, like we have to address all this. So with my child centers, it's a really specific treatment plan too. So the psychiatrist had a note in her chart

that told us exactly how to treat her. So you don't admit to inpatient psych because that would just further reinforce the drive to hurt themselves. - Keep conversations super surface level,

do not get emotional, don't get personal, don't give her a ton of attention, don't help with any activities they're living, like don't wipe or feed her, shouldn't manipulate you and to try to do things like that.

Minimal interaction, make it as least stimulating as possible, just kind of getting it out. - Yeah, that was so fascinating. - I know. And it's a lot of mental gymnastics as a nurse

'cause like we're just used to being like a caregiver. So it was very different. Oh, the other thing is, there was like some kind of suicide precautions. So like we had to remove anything from the room.

She could hurt herself with, but we didn't do a one-to-one staff because we didn't want her to have that much attention. So we had her on a camera room, but then we didn't tell her she was on a camera room

because we don't want her to know she had like any fessel treatment or anything.

- The entire room, you guys are walking for the first.

You think you're dealing with one thing, razor blades and a vagina? And now you're dealing with now moonshine, like much bigger project. - But how did you know she had lunch house?

- Who's in her chart? - It was in her chart, yeah, she could have been there many times. - Yeah, so the story goes on. - I'm taking care of her on the post-alt floor and then pretty early on in the shift around lunch time,

I get a discharge order. So I go in the room and I tell her, you're gonna discharge, I print out her paperwork and she calls family and that's it's gonna be like an hour to until they come and she asks if she could have her homework

because she's in school and with the student. So I'm thinking like, I don't really trust this person,

like I don't want to hinder life anymore.

“- You don't know what parts can it be a payoff for her, yeah?”

- Right, and so I was like, okay, well, I think the doctor gave her the discharge order, discontinued some of those suicide precautions, I still have her in a camera room, so I was like, okay, I'll just be careful.

So I go and unlock the cabinet, I take out her backpack and she tells me which binder she wants in textbook and I'm like, okay, and I give her one pen, and the pen I was worried about, I'm like, ooh, it's this pen, and then I looked through all the pages

of the binder and the textbook. I even picked them up and I shook them to see if anything would pull out. It seems safe, so I'm like, okay, that's just gonna be okay. And I let her have 'em and I leave the room. I'm not even kidding, two minutes later,

she hit the call light and says I swallowed her Instagram. - What? - Paul. - Wait. - I swallowed a razor blade.

- Also how? - She somehow had razor blades in her driver keeper. - She even after you shook it, what the fuck? Oh my God.

- She had like a contingency plan.

- Ew, this is so scary actually. - Yeah, so I go in the room and I'm like, okay, don't make a big reaction, right? You don't wanna give her attention and have a motion. So I just go in and I was like, okay, what happened?

She was like, swallowed a razor blade and I was like, where did you get it? And she shows me, you know, like if three-bring binder, what has that been plastic lining,

like over the cardboard cover, so there was like a one-inch slit in the ceiling. And she like shows it to me and she goes, I hit her razor blades in here. - I think it wasn't your reaction, okay.

- I just like, okay, well, I wanna call the doctor. I call the doctor and she's like, what am I favorite doctors? So she's super cool about it and she's just like, Jesus Christ.

Or it is the chest texture, right? And clear as day, just razor blade, right in the self-accus. - Oh my gosh, how do we get that out of there? - So we had to cancel her discharge and then they did an EGD.

They could just put something down there with the scope and then pull it out. - I cannot believe this woman didn't have massive bleeding on either of them. - I know.

Sometimes these people just come in like repeatedly with these like self-harm behaviors over and over. So it's super sad. - Yeah, that would be the heart that would be hard for me to navigate in your job

is like, when you know it's gonna be repetitive, I don't know how to handle that. I would be resentful at those people. I mean, that's what it would be.

I think on their third trip, it would like fuck this dude.

There are people that are really, you know, to be hard. - It's really hard to keep boundaries, but also like you have to treat someone whenever they come in for the emergency room.

“Like you have to get the razor blade out.”

- Yeah. The only thing that's new about this from my previous understanding of moonshows and was just like, I thought they were trying to act like it was an act of nature or God,

but there's no way someone gets razor blades in their throat. - Well, she said I swallowed it. - I know. - I know, I thought the same thing.

- It's like you can't be faking. - Yeah, maybe they fake it more with family. I'm not sure. And then hospital staff, it's just like really apparent, but people get really good and creative,

and like you said, like it's really common among healthcare workers. People that are really good at navigating the system, I think they're like the most successful at it. - Nurses have like the highest rate.

- Yeah. (laughing) - From beginning to end, that was horrifying. - There's so much to be grateful for that you just weren't. Like I'm not at all needing moonshows to feel seen.

- I know. - Oh, swallowing razor blades. - Yeah. - Jesus. - It's so extreme.

- To me, I'm like this is Munchhausen's mixed with psychopathy. I mean, looking you in the face and saying, this is where I hit it, that is silence of the lamps. There was like a weird vibe. - Yeah.

- Well, Josie, this has been a lie, yeah, thank you so much. - Yeah, thank you guys. I was so good to talk to you and have a good rest of your day. - All right, take care, carry on, the good work. - All right, see ya. - Bye.

- I'm gonna ask you a question and it's not gonna go well. - All right. - All right. - I'm still gonna ask you. - Oh, I love when you choose that. - It's like I can't resist my impulse control, I guess.

- Uh-huh. - That Ohio guess. When I knew he was in Ohio. - That was, I gave that to you. - I know, I'm now wondering, is there something wrong with you?

- Well, that was crazy. - It was sim, it was guessy. - But like I knew Ohio. - What are you thinking? - I don't know, I just think it needs more thought on my end.

- Why, it's not bad. - No, I like it, yeah. I'm just wondering, like, what leads to that decision? - Why do you pick it up? - That's when I'm wrestling with right now.

I was like, I just looked at that room and him. I was like, I think we're in Ohio. Like, I could just feel that we were in Ohio. - Yeah, was it like his beard? - He was a factor, but the room was a huge factor.

- The room? - Yeah. - The room? How could the room be a factor? - I know, I'm agreeing with, that's when I'm wrestling with right now.

“- I don't want you to wrestle 'cause I think you should just be like,”

wow, I have a power like Ricky has where he can do that thing with the actual. - He can't see or whatever it is. - Exactly, yeah. - He can do that, you can do this. You're just really good at thin slicing location.

- I think 'cause I did travel so much for the car show thing. - Maybe. - They're doing movies, I don't know, something. - Cool, on the next fact check, I'm going to just show you people in an environment.

- Okay, I'm afraid to do that 'cause why?

- Why?

“- Well, 'cause I want to hang on to this for a little bit, and then that sounds like I'm gonna fail it.”

- Okay, okay.

- It's like throwing out data, you don't like.

- I get it, that's all right.

- All right, love for you.

“- Do you want to sing a tune or something?”

We're going to have a theme song. I think great.

“We don't have a theme song for this new show, so here I go, go, go.”

We're going to add some random questions in the help of all juries. We'll get some suggestions on the flyrine dish. I don't know flyrine dish, enjoy.