Bobby Can See!

Delmar dude and go see his show man. It's fucking amazing June 20th. I'm doing two shows at the sound in Delmar

It's new. It's a newer venue. It looks amazing dude. Two shows are early showing the late show come down to the sound come on in the sound We're gonna enter to your account for the tickets and you're sent to you. No dot com. Hey Oh, we have you to we're so excited. We are yeah because we created our own game show It's called the bad game show. Bad game show. It airs every single Wednesday right here on our channel the bad friends podcast channel Starting this Wednesday starting this Wednesday for 10 weeks or 10 week. We did 10 episodes and they're all strong

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We've got a Kind of intern it's kind of interns just so itchy. I like I need to do this all day long with the edge here We've got Quinnipiac interns are here once again making their return to the show. Yeah, and they're here to watch Magic magic pure magic. Yeah, it's good to see you on this Yeah, and I'm very hung over right now. You've been last night. I got that case of the Irish flu

Where'd you go last night? To the doyers. I want to go see the doyers play The amount of Japanese people because of show. Hey, it's crazy. They're half of the words at the stadium now are in Japanese

“What's that? What are they gonna do to my American next?”

You would have served in kimchi with the hot dogs. You think it show hey could have played during the 40s Pro-bish 1940s like two days with a son of two days after Pearl Harbor. You think I mean he's good Right, but they're angry We're hitting bombs all over the world. Oh, hey

The guy is amazing. He's amazing. He's so good to watch. He's just a tall hand. Oh, and some guys so handsome Yeah, he's a cutie ball. All right, and this guy slotted to make I mean he's cute He's very good. He's astraboy. He's Yeah, he's astraboy. He's astraboy, dude. He is. Yeah, yeah. It's me Shogi. Yeah, look at how dude. He's astraboy dude. Yeah, whoa

He's got all this vision now. So I can see everything. You know I was driving that so I just got glasses for the first time in my life

“Yeah, and I was driving through the leadership by universal, right?”

And you know you when you're driving down that to go to the Lankersham you see the universal city park

Yeah, but I never saw the rides

Won't you just saw a bunch of blobs? I just saw a blur. Wow, and I was driving today. I was going oh, they have rides Like you could see the roller coasters. Yeah, yeah, I could I could never see them limits go for easy Yeah, I've seen it. Yeah, they have a new roller coaster. It's the fast and furious. Yeah, Vin Diesel is gonna bless it Yeah, they are and I wore glasses. I realized that my girlfriend's white I thought she was black the whole time. Yeah, yeah, no, I'm getting there. Yeah, they're fast to feed the family

Have you ever been there? I've never been there all the things. Yeah, I have What yeah, you failed. Yeah, we went to Halloween. Horror nights. Yeah, I only went when In the front when Adam or I used to play Wolverine. Oh, yeah, oh my god When he was working there. Yeah, so he had the claws who was walking around. Yeah, I had to throw pennies at him That's no, I did to see if he can fling him with his plastic

See if he can hit him. Yeah, yeah, but he picked him up because he's a Jew, but anyway guys I think you you're you look vibrant What do you mean because you're glasses? I think you're empowering you Like now you can so much feel more you feel more up Well, there's trees in my backyard. I didn't realize I mean be on the fence

It was just a blur Right through the way you see the world and how do you do how did you drive For an instant just feel no you you can see lights

“So it's instant you can't see the lines on the ground. That's why he's got a has oldest”

He's never gonna have a thing on his car ever again ever again. So it's instant it's like I assume it's a vibe

I'm a Ventura It's a assumptions and yeah, yeah, and stuff like that. Yeah, I mean I kind of know how to get to my house and how to get to the comedy store

It's three main road. I memorized that so easy. Yeah, but my whole end is a windy treacherous road It can be but there's two ways to get to your house three ways to get to your there is three ways to get to my house Yeah, and to the store and then all three ways and the store is two roads It's literally a two-row. It's two-row street to my house. Yeah Yeah, dude, it's so easy, but they're both I mean one of them's long which is over a hill

It's a lot. Yeah. It's a long hill long. Yeah, but I can see things that I've never been able to see

I can see things that I could not see before That was that I'm so into with you sometimes you were really yeah, yeah, I went right into it I knew because when you did the jujoke. I knew that was When you were the Wolverine jujoke, I was like he's gonna say I want to start singing this song I want to be a

Why do it again? Believe in me. I just picked up me too By the way, we even sung the song wrong. Yeah, and we I still got it. Well, it's not I want to be a Everybody was Kung Fu finally. I want you still were actually I was there. We're still we're still we're homies. We're homies. We're homies. I can connect to I've been obsessed with Comics Unleafed he sent me five clips

- And I've come to a conclusion. - We're living in a dystopian. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no (laughing) - We're not. - We're not.

- All right. - Yeah, yeah. - It's so crazy.

“- It's crazy and can I just throw my, why can't we do it?”

Can you and I do it? - Well, I pitch, so here's the deal. This is the truth. - Okay.

- There's Freddie Lockhart.

- Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah. - So here's the truth. - My manager manages the executive producer of comics on leave. (laughing)

- Okay. - That's not the joke. - That's not the joke. - That's not the joke. - That's not the joke. - It's not even a joke. - It's not even a joke.

- It's not even a joke. - It's not even a joke. - I literally pitch that much. - That makes so much sense. - I literally pitch this. - What? - I go, okay, so. Can you book?

- Of course she does. - Yeah, yeah. (laughing) - Of course, yeah. - Remember when she lost a lighter at dinner? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. (laughing)

Do you remember this? She got a lighter from the fucking waiter. And the server was nice enough to be like, yeah, I can get a lighter from my car or whatever. - Yeah.

“- He gave it to her, she smokes and he comes back, he's like, can I get that lighter?”

She's like, I don't know where it is. (laughing) He just gave you his lighter. - All right. - What happened? - So I pitched this for the next day.

So one night, I couldn't sleep 'cause I just kept watching Leary and I took some comics on it. - That looks unlit. I was obsessed with that. - It's so weird. - It's so weird.

So the next day, I called my manager and he got, you know, I know the executive producer, you wrap, right? 'Cause she's, this person used to open for me. - Yeah, so I pitched her this. Andrew, me, Tim Dylan, and Brooke Chrysler.

- Looks pretty good pitch. - On a comics unleash. - Yeah. - And so I know that before you go, Byron wants to know what your question is, right?

So that, - He wants to know your joke, so he can, so he can lay you up. - Yeah, he can be like, I mean, I heard you got a new washing machine or whatever. - Tell me something about me.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - My washing machine, I said on that thing, five and gone to the bathroom a few days of shake,

right up, that's basically what it is.

- So this is what, this is what I literally pitched this to Abby. I want this to happen, all right? - Me, Tim Dylan, and who? - And Brooke Chrysler.

- Brooke Chrysler, yeah, or somebody, you know. - I think, I think Donald Rawling would be a good thing. - Donald, he would get so pissed at us. - Yeah, yeah, so this is what we would do, okay? So this is what my pitch, all right.

“Before the show, you know, you have to tell them”

what the setups are. - I already know what you're doing. - I know, we're gonna swap jokes. - No, we're not even doing jokes at all, okay. So he's gonna go, oh, talk about your dad, you know what I mean?

I'm gonna go, there's a genocide in Cosa. (laughing) All right, we don't answer any questions. - Don't ever air it. - And at one point, I do a narcissistic fit.

And I pass out, right? - Right? - And the YouTube Iron Island, right? He's just let him be. - Yeah, he just does this.

I lay on the ground for the whole show. (laughing) - The rest of the show. - The rest of the show. - We have to do the show.

- But I come back alive. - What's the keyword that brings you to life? - I want him to go off on some sort of Israel rant or he has a rant on politics. - Sure.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Like I heard you from the East Coast and him going on some rant. - He's like, well, the way that we're desperate. - Great in the world, yeah, yeah.

- He's the best. - So then what happens, I wake up, right? And I go, do you wanna see my dog? - Yeah, yeah. So I have a dog named Hulio, who no one can see.

- Right. - He's a rabbit. - And he's a rabbit. - Yeah, so we have Hulio in his mass. (laughing)

- You bring out honey, Jules' mom. In a dominator, 'cause I'll say it. - With, was this a fever dream? - No, no, no, no, it's what I pitched. - Okay.

- It's what I fucking pitched, right? And Hulio goes, (laughing)

(laughing) Right, insane. - Like, Byron has no idea what's going on. - No. - So pissed.

- Yes, you think he'd be pissed? - Yeah, I do. - The guy who owns the weather channel? - Yeah, he'll be mad. - Yeah, but he'd be musk, it would be the greatest

rated show that they'd ever have. - I just don't think he though, they won't air it. - They won't air it. - They won't air it. - Why?

(laughing) - That's the fifth of the brand. - It doesn't fit the brand. - Okay, I'm just saying. - I want it to happen.

- I'm in. - Yeah, I'm in. - If he said, if Byron, if you're listening, I know you, okay? - He's not listening.

- Okay, it'll get there. - Okay. - It'll, I could call. - And get it to one. - Call 'em right now.

- I don't have his number, but I know the exact it produces number. - Okay. - Okay, so I have like one. - What did the EP say when you pitch this?

- She, my manager stopped it right there and she goes,

that's never gonna happen.

- She's wrong, we'll make it happen. - Yeah, okay. - So, how about this if we can make this happen? - You make it a fever dream. - Yeah.

- You mean, it's like, what is the fuck is going on here? - If we make this happen, okay, if I can make this happen,

“you get us on there, then you have to fire your manager.”

(laughing) - She's the one that got us on. - No, you just said she cut you off. She said it's not gonna happen. - Yeah, I'm gonna do this.

- How are you gonna make it happen? - Don't worry about it. (laughing) - Really? - I'm gonna make it happen.

- So we can make it a fever dream where we don't answer any of these questions, right? We make it as chaotic as possible, right? We're wearing funny outfits, fine. - Right.

- How many times have you done comics unleashed? - None. - I can't believe you and I never did that or-- - I did it. - Okay, here, I did one by our nail and thing.

Funny that you asked. - Funny you should ask. - You should ask. - That's a popular game show. - Yes, so I did that.

I did two episodes and they never asked me back.

(laughing) - Too good. They never asked me back. - Funny, you should ask. - Featuring.

- Louie Anderson. - Good lineup though. - Sherry Shepherd. - Tim Meadows, Caroline Ray, John Lovis, and Bobby Lee. - Louie Anderson.

- Yeah, I said, Louie, Louie. - Yeah, yeah, so if you see the lineup on that, you're like, oh, okay, I'll do it.

“- Yeah, I think you told me you were gonna do this.”

- Yeah, yeah. - And I told you not to do it. - Yeah, yeah. - No, that's right. - So I did two episodes, they never asked me back.

- Yeah. - And they said, I think I didn't even ask, like, "Can I come back?" And they're like, "Oh, let's catch a wing." (laughing)

I think I was just off-putting or something. - Yeah, like I just didn't fit the-- - You should get back on-putting. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Great when you're on-putting.

- I mean, have you done any bio enough? - Bro, you know, I've only done, I've only done Conan. That's all. - I did, I'm sorry, I did.

The only other thing I did was, dude, what's his name, Sherry? - Kimmel?

- No, I never did stand-up on Kimmel.

I just did Conan, and then I did, not Craig Kilborn, what's the other one I did? - Don't, I did Ferguson, I think I did Ferguson. - I only did. - But you don't go into Nitro.

- But Ferguson taped at the Ice House, so you don't go to the studio, you know, the film that the Ice House and they cut to a clip, which is crazy. - It's just too cool, right?

- It's cool, but you don't, yeah, you don't have to do a live. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - No, I never did anything, and I never got offers to do those other things, I guess, or I just never, I'm 100%.

- Because it's a guy at the Comedy Store. His name is Eric, do you know him? - I mean, that's a lot of guys named Eric. - Oh, I know, but he's an older guy, and he's Byron Allen's right hand man.

So he hangs up the store. (laughing) (humming) - We're doing it again, dude, we're in sync, dude. We're in sync today.

(humming) (humming) (humming) (laughing) - Okay, so they do who chied.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, they do something. - Who chied? Who chied? - And they're dancing? - Fancy's loving it. - Yeah, when they're dancing, it's a beautiful,

- It's beautiful. - It's beautiful. - Yeah. - And the chair, you're on a chair. - Yeah, some of you are on a chair. - Yeah, yeah. - Well, let me ask you this though. - Go ahead. - Do you care that cobares gone?

- And the reason I ask is because you never watch. This is my problem when people go, this is my same theory about like, the Brooklyn Dodgers come to Los Angeles. Brooklyn's mad, right?

Brooklyn's angry about that. And their response was, you didn't fucking come to the games. You were barely a fan, and there was a better business opportunity out west. So you can't, when something's gone,

you can't then go, well, mad, it's gone. I never supported it. I'm not saying, fuck him, I like him. He's funny. But I'm also like, yeah, but I don't like late 90s.

- Yeah, but who's watching?

“- I think your point is, is that I don't watch late night,”

but I am on TikTok and I watch his monologues. - I just don't care. - And I think they're great. - That's your age though. I don't think young people do. - Yeah, that's okay.

- And then that guy's in the front and I accept that. - Mid guys in their mid 50s and up, they still watch it.

- But most of those guys are dead. - You watched Bill Moore. - Yeah, that's true. - Yeah, yeah.

“- But would you watch Bill's show or the podcast?”

- No, I watch it on Friday night. - You really do. - He does. - He can't wait, too. - After Letterman.

- Bill Moore's on, I gotta go watch it. - Oh, I tell everyone, he tells them. - After Letterman left, I said, after Conan left really, I was like, "Goodbye, I don't want to do late night anymore."

I just didn't care anymore. - Yeah. - Conan and Letterman were the fucking, let's just focus on getting on comics on least here. (laughing)

- I don't think we're gonna have a pro. - Yeah, let's get our ball, let's watch the ball. - We have our ball.

- Yeah, so here's the thing.

- We're gonna get on, if you wanna get on. - Yeah, yeah. - How about this? - Make it, make it. - I'll make you a deal.

- Yeah. - I would rather be on the weather channel. (laughing) - Really? - Yeah.

- You'd rather be the weather channel. - I would love to do a second. - He won't have us on that. - And let us do a segment on the weather channel, buyer.

- I can do Superl Nigno. (laughing) - I'm gonna, I'm gonna Superl Nigno. - Yeah, I mean, so I could do that. - And I'm Hurricane Maria.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Hurricane Maria. - Yeah. - I'm gonna get you it. - Yeah, Superl Nigno's coming. - Is it?

- You don't know that? - Superl Nigno. - It happens for now. - What? - He's 54 years old, Superl Nigno.

(laughing)

- You call me Superl Nigno?

- Wait, is it really common? - Yeah. - And it doesn't happen often.

“I think this is gonna be the biggest Superl Nigno”

we've ever seen. - 200 years. - And 200 years. - When is it coming? - This summer.

(laughing) - This is releasing this Marble. I got you beat me into the joke. - I like it. - Damn it, that was fast.

- Superl Nigno, this summer. - A rare Superl Nigno's expected to develop by fall peaking and strength during the winter of 2026 into 2027 forecasters at NOAA's Climate Prediction Center estimate two and three chance

that this event will become historically intense. - Yeah. - Get fucked. What's it gonna be, a lot of rain? - It's gonna be rain every day for like two months.

- So what? - I know, but I have a, I have a patio. - Open up. - Open the floodgate. - And I'm spending money on it.

- Oh, I'm clogging it. - I got you clogged.

- Yeah, because I'm getting prepared for Superl Nigno.

- That's right, LA. - Yeah, LA is gonna be super hot, right? - Superl Nigno defined by shifts the gesture to have to funnel active moisture laden storms directly into Southern California.

Why can't they, you know how they do cloud seating, where they make it rain? Why don't we do the opposite? What's cloud stopping?

“How do they do that to make it not rain?”

- If they can make it rain, make it not rain. - It's called a house, what are you talking about? - No, they cloud seat. They literally put seeds in the cloud. - They inside.

- No, well, it's gonna, it's gonna fuck up everything, though, that, because we don't handle rain. - Our infrastructure is not good for rain. - Yeah, our opposing techniques to sew. - Yeah, thank you very much.

So I'm not a fucking idiot. - Yeah. - Overseeding involves intentionally injecting an excessive amount of, of ice-nucleying particles, silver iodine into a cloud

'cause there's too many particles competing for a limit on moisture. Creates millions of microscopic water droplets, too small and too tight to fall as rain. Effectively depressing with dispersing the cloud.

That's amazing. - What does that do, though? - Makes the cloud just kind of-- - I understand that, but are there consequences of doing that?

- Of course there are, but we don't have to deal with that the next generation does. - Oh, I see, I see, I see. - And by the way, yeah. - I know we joke for years and said they could control

the weather, but just they can. - Yeah, I think they can. (laughing) - No, no, no, no, no, no. - Why?

- Oh my God, can you help me finish a joke? - Go ahead. - I was at the airport and there these two like very funny, well-dressed, flamboyant gay guys and they're running around, I mean like, just making a scene.

Like in their sprinting around, like, "Hey, no, get over here!" And they have, obviously, they have a son. That is biologically there. - They are son, yes. (laughing)

- And it's like, obviously. - It's like they turn around and then he's running away again, full speed. - Wait, wait, he's running away from them? - Yeah, he's like, he's like,

he's like, is a kid running through the airport? - Oh, and they're trying to stop him, but it's like, my dad was like, you would grab you by your neck. - Yeah, yeah.

- They're like, "Get a stop at, get over here!" - Yeah, whatever his name was. - And the little kid's running a maga hat. - He was. (laughing)

He had his Trump shoes on. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - But I looked at him in the-- - Running from everybody. - When I saw him, he had red hair, he was a red head.

- Oh, no, what does that mean? - I just, I just, I thought, what's the opposite of a head start in life? - Right. - Two gay dads, red head?

- Yeah, yeah. - That's a tough-- - That's a tough. - He goes to elementary school, which one of your fucking dads is picking you up today,

firecrotch? I mean, that's-- - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Lit up. - Yeah, but he's going to turn out

to be a great stand-up comedian. (laughing) - There, are you finished the joke? - Yeah. - That's it.

- You think so? - He'd ended up being a great stand-up. - Yeah, I mean, because it's like-- - My two dads. - You, I mean, you had two dads?

- Yeah, they were both gay. (laughing) - But you struggled, you know, you did? - Not, not, yeah, no, not like--

with single-- - I grew up in the ghetto. - Yeah. - No, I didn't grow up in the ghetto, dude. - But in projects. - We didn't grow up in the projects--

- That's the story I've been telling people about. (laughing) - You're strange when I keep these off now, everything's a blur. - Asian.

- That's normal, that's how it works. - That's how it works.

“- So if I take it off, will it go back to what it was or no?”

- Brother, what are you talking about? - You're, you're doing what it was. - This is what it was. - What I'm saying is-- - Look at this, what it was, it was on.

- No, no, no. - What it was, put it on, real fast. - Okay. - What it was, put it on? - What it is.

- What it is. - Yeah, it's what it is. (laughing) - Hey, hey, hey, yeah. - Take it off.

- Yeah. - And what it will be? - Oh, what do you mean by that? - Yeah, remember how all those hot girls smile at you all the time?

You'll see the difference now. (laughing) - They were frowning. - Bobby thought they were saying hi, and they were just saying help.

- Oh, yeah. - Help. - Good. - That was good. - That was good.

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- Oh, they're actually really cool glasses. - Yeah. - Who makes 'em? - These are Tom Ford. - Tom Ford.

- Yeah. - Tom Ford's nice glasses. - Yeah. - Anyway, ah, speed nice. - I wanna put these on, wow.

- But just do, why don't you just do contacts? - Well, I was thinking about LASIC, but they're saying that I'm gonna need reading glasses, if I get LASIC. - Everybody gets readers though. I think that's the most common.

I think people just get readers.

If you read, I've never read.

- Well, why do you need, oh, so LASIC talk. - Yeah, TikTok. - TikTok glasses. - Yeah, so LASIC, I saw a better, a movie better than Project Hell Mary.

- What did you watch? - Obsession. - So fucking good. - Who's in it? - Nobody ever, ever seen.

- It's a, do you see Obsession? - Yeah, it's an indie story that is, gonna make a hundred million dollars with a budget under a million. He's getting his little winged.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's, it's so fucking good.

“- No, the only thing bad about this story”

is it's gonna give a lot of people hope. - Yeah. - What do you mean, what do you mean by that? - I'm gonna give everybody hope. They're like, I can do it.

- You can! - You cannot. - Is this in the RLS story? - Yes, it's an anomaly. - It's an anomaly.

- When you're watching the movie, here's what you noticed.

- Yeah, it's an anomaly.

“- Yeah, and I think that in the years of him”

leading up to the movie,

like George Miller's Mad Max Fury Road,

30 years he thought about that movie. - 30 years? - Yeah, because since Mad Max, what's the last Mad Max before Fury Road? - Yeah, thunder don't with Tina Turner.

What is a year difference? 1985. - What do you mean that's fucking 40 years? - Yeah, so he laid down at night. He drugged it at when he was in the 70.

- He was 70 years old when he drank made Mad Max Fury Road. - What's up, honey? - It's just so funny to think so much time passed. - I know.

- Like when they wrap the film, he's like, I guess we can't wait another 40. (laughing) - Yeah, they did a Fury Road so after that. Which is pretty good.

- So he sat there probably for 40 or 30 plus years. Just in the tub and just thinking about the next movie that he's gonna make. - You gotta get out there a little bit fan. - I understand that, but what I'm saying.

- He made more movies. - What? - He made more movies. - He did, but I think that he thought about Mad Max

and what it's gonna look like and scenes in his head.

- And you've been thinking about comics unleashed for 40 years. (laughing) - We gotta get you out. - We gotta get out.

- We gotta get on the show, yeah, yeah. - It's good. - Is it in all the theaters? - Yes. - Maybe I saw it in North Hollywood Regal.

- And this fucking alcohol. - You went to the no-home rig. - I know, this fat Mexican man next to me, right? - There it goes. - He was drinking one of those lices.

- The big ones? - Yeah, yeah, love. - And he did double flavor, which is like, - Not mountain. - No, it's a risky move.

- It's a risky move, right? - And he was kind of fat too. - Right. - Right. - Yeah, yeah.

- When you, when you showed the size of the ice cream, - Yeah, yeah. - David away a little bit. - He also had three young kids next to him. - Oh, I got this Amber Alert.

(laughing) - Oh, that, that, that. - He literally got an ambulance. - I literally, that, I had to turn my phone off during the movie during the Amber Alert.

(laughing) - Imagine it's him watching that movie. - Wow. - He's kidnapping kids just to go watch movies. - Yeah.

- And there were young kids, and this is like sex scenes that is crazy. - Is there sex scenes in it? - Yeah. - And how young are the kids?

- 10. - Oh. - It's a rated art film? - Yeah. - It's not a forget.

- It's not for kids. - It's violent, it's crazy. - So Mr. icy brought his kids stolen kids. - And so he was drinking his icy, this, the large kind, like this is literally this,

but I'm not even, there's no, I'm not being hyperbolic. - It was like this big. - Can I pause you for two seconds? - Yeah. - Did he say anything to you?

- No. - About being like, "Hey, I know who you are as a fan of you." - No, no. - Okay, good, good. - I was gonna be like, that'll be a big bummer

if we're talking about him. And he was saying, "No, no, no, no, he doesn't know." - Yeah, yeah, yeah, he didn't look at me or anything. - Okay. - He got to the bottom of the icy.

- Yeah, and he was doing that the whole time to get every little bit of thing. And if you ever been to that theater, the seats vibrate, I went once, at the four axes, what?

- Me, no, go back. - Me, no, go back. - Yeah, the seats vibrate.

“- The seats vibrate, there's other special effect, right?”

But it, his slurping with louder than the vibrating seats. - A louder than the vibrating seats and all the other things that happened in that theater, like wind and stuff. Also, I had my jewel out, right?

And there's so much wind coming through with the chair that it went, shhh, it don't explode. It almost exploded in my pocket. (laughing) But my point is that it kind of ruined

and also we were in the last, like, second to last seed. And I couldn't read anything. - Well, did you not bring your glass? - I got the glasses an hour before I came here. - Oh, you did.

- Yeah. - Well, you gotta go back. - I gotta go watch them with me. - Yeah, so then I had to whisper to my girlfriend and I go, what does that text say?

- Mm, I got slurping, I got slurpy. And then he starts coughing and then he was crunching on something that was so loud. Was he just saying enough for a language? - Yeah.

(laughing) - What? - He's like, what did I say? What did I say? The guy next to him is like, this foreigner speaks good English.

(laughing) - What does this say? - No, on the screen, the, you know what I mean? - Yeah, like somebody's texting on the phone. - On the movie, in the movie they're texting.

And you have to read it.

- You're telling me this is gonna make $100 million.

- It's that good. - What was the budget? $10 million? - Less than one. - Less than one million.

- Indeed, your horror film was session grossed an estimated 75 to 80 million worldwide. Oh, my fucking God. - I know. - Oh my God.

- It's so good. - Who's the distributor? - Blumhouse. - Oh yeah, that's right. - Another win for Blumhouse.

- Yeah. - They literally hit home runs like this all the time. This is what they do. - Yeah. - I mean, didn't they, they'd get out, get out.

- But I mean, but get out was an expensive film. - No, a million. - Was it? - Yeah. - That was only a million bucks.

- Yeah.

“- Then that's why they gave Jordan a car.”

- Yep. - Well, more than a car. - No, no, he got the money and all that stuff

- What kind of car? - They got him a really nice car. - He got a career. - Yeah. - He got a career.

- He had a fucking career. - Who's on a hit schedule? - And a hit schedule. - Funny as guys I'm playing the earth.

“- You got to watch him out the way you talk about Jordan.”

- Yeah, yeah. - He literally scared a better from that TV once he may get out, obviously. - Damn, dude, little bit spicy attitude coming out of Carlos. - No, no, no.

- I got to think my glasses off for this one. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, there's too much heat coming from this side. - Yeah, no more trials because we haven't gotten on the road yet. - What's common?

- Yeah, yeah. - Like Norm Bird. - Yeah, what? - So listen, have you ever done this before? - It's so stupid.

- Yeah, that's very funny. - You're a dumb guy. - Yeah, yeah.

- You know what, I hope they never got them.

Ferrari just released their new car. I know you're not a car guy. - Never have been. - Take one look at this car and give me your first instinct.

Don't look yet. Give me your first instinct to the first word that comes out of your mouth. Go. - Look.

- Oh, hold on. Love it. - Okay. - I knew he would love it. - It's the color of his car.

- No, but I just knew he'd like the style of that. - I love it. - It's Ferrari's first all electric car. - I love it. - It is cool.

- I bought one for the studio. (laughing) - I would mad it, I would mad it, but it looks good. - As a diehard lover of Ferrari. - Yeah, I am.

- How much is that? - And remarkably disappointed. - Disappointed. - Oh, really? - It's one of the most atrocious designs

I think they've ever released. - I think it's the best design. - I know, I know. - Yeah. - 640,000 dollars.

- I can't do it. - Wait, come on, why not? - I don't wanna do it. - 640 grand. - I'm a free Hyundai.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, that or a free Hyundai. - At least price $7,000 a month. - That's insane. - Wait, go back to the picture though. This is genuinely one of the most upsetting.

In the media online is joking about it too. They're like, that's not a Ferrari. - I think it looks futuristic. - Matt, it all look good. - It looks so terrible.

- Is there a black one? - Yeah, they're probably.

“- You should try and try and put it in black.”

- Oh, I like the yellow one. - Luché. - Isn't that what it's called? - Not cute, that is. - Ferrari, Luché.

- Me, me. (laughs) - Yeah. - It's so cute. - Yeah.

- I miss the bugle or whatever. - Dude, I came home last night and I was eating chips and sauce on the kitchen 'cause I didn't wanna wake her up. I didn't wanna go upstairs.

- Who's her, your dog? - Yeah, my dog. (laughs) - I wanted to wake up my fucking wife. Well, my dog wakes up whenever you open the door

so I bummed about that 'cause then she probably woke up from that. But I'm eating chips and salsa, watching sports center. And I fell asleep on the couch 'cause I was like, if I go up there she's gonna, I don't wanna wake her up.

And I fell asleep on the couch and the amount of salsa that's spilled. (laughs) - Was, yeah. - One for the book.

You couldn't even put that much in the jar it spilled rock. - Yeah. - It's as if somebody walked into my house and put other salsa all over the place.

- Yeah. - And then left with the bottles. It was everywhere. And so no bueno. - No bueno.

- I must have had it on the couch. - And you fell asleep with it in your hands. - Yeah. - Yeah. - That's insane.

- I was tired. - Yeah, you cannot shame him for that.

- I've never had like a drumstick of chicken

or anything and just fell asleep with that. - Any kind of food. - Go ahead. - Go ahead. - You know what?

- You know what? Go ahead. You know what? I've shit my bad. Is that what you're gonna say?

- Yeah, well that's a little worse. - It's not flower seeds. - It's, yeah. - Yeah, I've never done that. - I don't eat on my bed.

- That's insane. - I was on my couch. - Okay, and that's fair. - You never eat on the couch? - Yeah.

- No, I don't.

“That's what the kitchen table is there for.”

- Okay. - When you're watching TV. - Yeah, yeah. - You eat at the kitchen table looking through your living. - No, no, no.

But there's TV food and then there's couch food. - Oh, we grow up differently, brother. All food. - And then there's table food is TV food. - Okay.

- No. - All popcorn. - No, three. - You agree. That's what it is, TV.

- Pop, corn, pretzel, like pretzel chips. - I'll eat a full meal in front of the TV. - Yeah. - That's how we grew up. - Yeah.

- What were you on dress? - Of course. - Okay. - A full meal. - We didn't do that.

- You're not talking to each other. - I refuse to do it. - So you said the table alone. - I have an expensive rug. I don't want falling asleep with salsa verde all over it.

- Well, the good news is when you sell your Ferrari, you can eat the rug. - Yeah. - All right. - When you're eating alone at the home, you sit at the kitchen table. Buy yourself, paint that, someone paint that, someone at home, please paint that.

- It's normal. - You guys, and you guys, it's somewhere at the universe are eating alone at the exact same time. - Yeah. - And above Carlos, it's a little tiny swinging light, and above you, it's a beautiful

shandard. - Yeah, yeah. - And you salsa, all this fucking body, right?

- Yeah, this morning, I did something that I had never done before.

So last night, we saw the movie obsession my girlfriend and she is a witch. - Correct. - Okay. - And the movie's very witchy. - Okay.

- Which one? - Which one? - Which one? - What? - She gave you a wish stick. - Yeah, yeah. - So, what?

- She gave you a wish stick.

- Yeah, yeah. - So we went to Bob's big boy. - Right. - Mistake number one. - Yeah, right next to us.

- Cause you wanted to get diarrhea.

“- Yeah, I wanted to get diarrhea, but for it went to bed.”

And we're sitting on the lobby and waiting for our table. And I heard this buzzing, it was a funny neon light. - No, the flies, the flies. (laughing) They're only kids.

- Okay. - Go ahead. - It's Bob. (laughing) - Just sitting next to me.

Anyway, welcome. - So, I could do, do you hear it? The buzzing, she goes, I don't hear the buzzing. That's she was gaslighting, right? - Oh, you're girlfriend to this.

- Yeah. - And then in the late at night, right, when we're about to go to bed,

she kind of try to scare me.

She went in the light. - Why? - Cause there's a movie. - We saw her move the horror movie. So this morning, she was out in the kitchen

and she knows not to ever wake me up, right? So I built my body on the bed with the little smart, right? And then what I did was I pushed the nightstand, closer to my bed. So I can fit in the corner of the room.

And I had a hoodie on backwards with the hoodie over my face, right? I was crouched down and I stayed down there for 45 minutes, waiting for it to come in. (laughing)

And eventually, like everything started getting sore. So I asked Honey, Jules' mom, I'll read you the facts while that. So people know that this is real. - I mean, I'm 100% believe this. There's no doubt in my mind, this is real.

- Okay, but that's really funny. - Is it or not?

“- Yes, I mean, that's what an elaborate ruse,”

I hope the payoff is worth it. - Yeah, yeah, it was rea, so I go. - Tell Sadie to wake me up because I have to pick up my glasses. So good, all right?

I'm trying to scare her, so if you tell her, I'm trying to scare her, I'll fire you. That's love, right? Don't fuck this up, I'm fucking serious. - I'm sounding serious, yeah.

- Yeah, I was serious, but I had been sitting there for 40 minutes in this tight space for 40 minutes. - All right, so she comes in and she wakes, tries to wake me up and she thinks it's me. Yeah, because I formed it like a body, you know what I mean?

And I go, "Bah, right, let's scream." - And what is it about that, that feels good? - Making someone scared? - Yeah. - Oh, it's the best thing.

- Do you do that to your wife? - All the time. - Yeah, yeah, it's one to all fun. - Sometimes I scare, I over scare. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think I over scared her.

Like one time she was, she was doing laundry back and forth. And I jumped out and I pushed her down the stairs. (laughing) - Yeah, I didn't know what it was. - Yeah, I really got her.

- Yeah, yeah. - I got her good. - Then I used a colon hangar. (laughing) - Actually, you know what the old school like dad,

dad thing that I, my dad did to us that I always do

is when she's walking in front of the car. - Bap. - I always hit-- - Bap. - Yeah, yeah, that's fine.

- That's fine. You have to do it. - Yeah, you have to do it. - Bap. - You have to scare.

I mean, I've done laying down like she's in the bathroom and I'm laying down. - Oh, that's fine. - Right. - And she opens the door and my head's just down here.

(laughing) - I'm also gonna get a mannequin of myself. How do you do that? - Adam Ray. - Yeah.

(laughing) - He has all those people. - He has all those people. - All the fucking, yeah, yeah, yeah. - prosthetic people get.

- And when it have me standing in the dark. - He'll want the mannequin as a character, though. You're gonna have to blend it to him at some point. - Oh, yeah, for sure. - You could, we'll go 50/50 on it.

- Okay. - Yeah, yeah. - And I want to be standing in the dark. She looks bobby, I see you, right? But in the dark, so she'll just see a silhouette

and from behind, I see a mirror. - That's so good. - It's a good one. - Now, when do you stab? - Oh, you stab when she's got, when she starts to like,

we should get married! (laughing) - Yeah. - Are you wanna bring in one of your kids? - Sure.

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- Badfriends. - I'm Andrew Settino. - I'm Badly. - And welcome to the bad game show. - It's the bad game show.

- And once again, thank you to Bobby's mom. - Back off, I miss you out. - Let's start this game. - Each of you guys write down the slang term for what we're pointing at.

What's this right here, guys? - What is this right here? - Kevin Spacey, Epstein, Weinstein. - What do they have in common? - They're all scumbags.

- In correct.

- These are all classic New York guys.

- Oh my God. - Is this the game where we have to figure out what they have, your mother is saying? - No, no, no, no, no, no. - What is my fucking wife?

- I didn't put as many marshmallows as I can in Bobby Lee's mouth. - If we were present, good. - Easy access. - I'm thoroughly aroused.

- Is this your gift? - Oh my God, how did I get here? - I'm so thrilled that I'm only a lesbian. - Oh, wow! - Yeah.

(yelling) - I'm looking at my mom, okay? - Our next game. - Time to get handsy. (laughing) Buzz in before he breaks 'cause it's a (beep)

game show. (yelling) - Game show! - Game show! (yelling)

- I'm 11. (yelling) - The show you've asked all?

“- Was that a good, do you consider that a good episode?”

- Yeah. - What's the barometer? - Who do we have here? - I'm gonna guess their names. - Chimbo.

- No, Alora. - Alora means well in Italian. - Yeah, yeah. - Chimbo. - And...

- Baloko. - Baloko. - Chimbo, Baloko. How close are we? What's your name?

- I'm Jack. - Hmm. - Not close at all. - Yeah, that's not close yet. - What about you?

- Catherine. - Hi Catherine. - Yeah, it's a bad mess. - So, Jack, you nimble? Are you quick?

- A little, yeah. - Once the last time we played basketball, 'cause... What the fuck is going on here? Did you just play a game with your basketball? - No, no.

- No, just Jack likes basketball. (laughing) - Like basketball. - All right. - Do you do play basketball, Jack?

- Ah, from time to time, like... - There's a court outside my house. - Okay. - I've sometimes when you bring people on the show, they answer like they're being subpoenas.

- Yeah. - Everything's fine. - Jack, what do you do for fun? What's Jack do for fun? - I like watching movies.

“- Yeah, what do you want to be a director?”

- Yeah. - That's what you want to do. - That's the goal. - And Catherine, what do you want to do? - I'd like to be a screenwriter.

- You want to be a screenwriter? - Yes. - And then the computer all day. - Yeah, basically. - What do you write?

Do you write fantasy? - I write horror stuff, main horror. - Ah, just the obsession? - No, I really want to though. I'm gonna go on Friday, maybe.

- Yeah. - You're in LA? - Mm-hmm. - Oh, good, good. - Can you pitch me a concept of a horror movie

like an elevator pitch? Give me your elevator pitch. - Yeah, and we'll add on. - Okay. - Yeah, yeah, we do.

- And the door riders as well. - And we will want credit for it. - Yeah. - Okay, I just wrote one this past year, sir. - We just wrote, we're all gonna write it together.

- Yeah, yeah, it's ours. - It's a Western, it's set in 1899, and it's 1904. - 1904. - 1904. - If you don't mind, if you don't mind,

I gotta prefer it. - Sure. - As a producer credit, I gotta add my credit. - It's just 'cause we're better. It's better if it's in the 20th century.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Thank you. Can we make a 1904? - Yeah, sure. - Oh, I'll give you a thank you.

- And the main character, Thomas and Bell, is on, sorry. - Let me stop you right there. - Demetri, yeah. - Demetri and Barbedook.

- Okay. - No, no, Barbedook is, it's a horror movie already. - Barbedook is? - Yeah, yeah. - Also, Demetri and Toe, her name is--

- Boy, that's the full name is what she was saying, not the people.

- Yeah, Thomas and Bell, first name, last name.

- Thomas and Bell. - Thomas and Bell. - Thomas and Bell. - The gentleman's name is Thomas and-- - Yeah, yeah.

- Just Column Tom. - Thomas and Bell. (laughing) - So we're not doing Demetri anymore. - Yeah, we're not doing Demetri anymore.

- Okay. - You know what, Column Big T. - Okay. - Yeah. - This T.

- Okay. - 1904. - It's T. - T. - Okay, T is working on a ranch and it's being terrorized.

- Not a ranch. - Not a ranch. - Okay. - I'm out. - It's not a ranch.

- It's the first death laboratory. - First death, crystal death laboratory. - Yeah, yeah. - Ever. - So, and it's an airplane hanger, it's not a ranch.

- Okay. - Yeah, yeah. - And it's terrorized by who? - Where will? - No, no, no, no, no.

- Like that of all. - A country. - Yeah. (laughing) - I know, I know.

- Is that fine? - Yeah.

“- All right, so pitch it back to us again.”

- There we go. - Yeah, yeah. - So big T is working at a-- - What year is it? - What year is it?

- 1904. - Okay. - Okay, it's 1904 and big T is working at an airplane hanger. - Yeah, but what do they make? - What do they make there?

- Math. - Math. - Yeah, first, first month lab. - Okay, go ahead. - Yeah.

- And it's being terrorized by did we decide? - You're Lithuanian. - Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, that's the pitch. - That's the pitch.

- Yeah? - What happens in the story? What happens is the T? (laughing) - What?

- I don't know. - We do. - We know what happens to T. - So one of the Lithuanians, T falls in love with one of Lithuanians at the terrorizing

and they actually kind of double, they double, it was a double agent, they double agent, the Lithuanian overlords,

we're organizing. - Yeah, but the problem is,

- T's a demon. - Yeah, he's fully addicted to that. - Mark him, yeah, yeah, yeah. - And she's trying to help him get sober too. - Okay.

- Which gives it heart. - She's in the program. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - What turn though? - The program didn't turn until 1935.

- Then this place, this place in 1935? - 1940 then. - Define, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Define, 40. - All right.

- And then what's the girl's name? The Lithuanian girl? - What? - What's the Lithuanian girl's name? - P, keep it simple.

- P&T. - Yeah, T&P. (laughing) - Yeah, okay good. - Yeah, yeah.

- I love this pitch. - I love this pitch.

“- Yeah, what's the horror element of it, huh?”

- Well, it was wearables that do we change it? Tell it the way. - Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - Oh, whoa, whoa. - Lift the waning and throw away.

- That's the way, well, you can't call me. - Oh, you can? - Yeah, okay. (laughing)

- Yeah, I don't have to be careful.

- I think they're one of those things. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - There's the waning and wearables. - Okay, yeah. - Well, we were gonna fund this project.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Do you have a pitch, Jack? - I don't think I can top that. - No, but do you have a pitch of your own movie? - You have to try.

- We can help you. - Well, okay, okay, and chime in. - Of course, we're producers and the runners of the show. - Give us permission on our show to chime in. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - It's insane.

- That's steric. - Sorry about the basketball situation. - I love, yeah, you attacked him and now he-- - Yeah, now he being an asshole. - No, no, no, no, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- They fuck you, Jack. - He's defending himself. (laughing) - If you have to defend yourself. - Yeah, yeah.

- There's this, we follow this artist who's like, he makes sculptures and stuff and he's like-- Michelangelo. - Yes. - No, no, no, no.

- Yeah. (laughing) - Is that Michelangelo? - No, can we call him Michelangelo?

“- But if you want it to be Michelangelo.”

- No, we don't want it to be Michelangelo.

He's like Michelangelo of the eighth. - Okay. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, so there's a hereditary line here. - And what does he do, Jack? - Well, he makes sculptures, but he's been struggling

because he like made like a sculpture in college and it was like his magnum opus and he hasn't hit that peak sense. - Well, that's something about the sculpture he made. - Well, the sculpture comes to life. - Well, but what's the sculpture that he made

that people don't like it? - It's Hitler. - No, no, no, no. - He sculpts Hitler and he comes back-- - What year is this?

- Modern day. - Oh, it's modern day. Yeah, yeah, I say Marco Rubio. - Rubio. - Yeah, yeah.

(laughing) - I say Marco Rubio? - He made in Marco Rubio statue. - Okay, okay. - And it came to life.

- Michelangelo of the eighth. - Yeah. - And then what happened? He came, Marco Rubio came to life. - Marco Rubio came to life.

- Yeah, yeah, so none of those two Marco Rubios. - That's crazy. - That is insane, dude. - Well, I'll say both of these probably-- - He follow love.

- We'll find-- - No, they follow love. - They follow love. - Marco and Marco follow love. - Marco, Marco.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I love them. - I think that one's good enough. - I think that one's good enough. - I'm not done with the pitch.

- I'm done. (laughing) - They have a Havana in Cuba. - Yeah, a little Havana. - Yeah, yeah.

- Right? - Yeah, and it's like he did rivalry. (laughing) - I knew it was gonna get gay. (laughing) - Gotta go gay.

- You guys are-- - Very good pitch. - Everyone's gonna pitch. Everyone, think of a show idea. Thank you for coming.

- He's gonna get you to pitch something else out there. - We're gonna pitch into that. - Okay, he's gonna swap out. Thank you guys, so fun. You guys have fun?

- Yeah. - Insane, right? Doesn't make any sense? The name of this show makes no sense, this whole show. Okay, switch out.

- Thank you guys, all of these young people coming in here look like they were made at Quinnipiac. - Yeah. - Like the school made naked. - No, they look like they're from Hogwarts.

- Yes, yeah, yeah. - Quinnipiac. - Yeah. - What's your name? - My name is Riley.

- Riley, what's your name, sir? - I'm Jacob. - Do you guys, are you two friends? - No. (laughing)

- Why? - Why? - Riley, why don't you like Jacob? (laughing) - Where do I start?

- Start from the beginning. That's the best part of Ace. - David, have you been here? - I've met you five days ago. - And you already pissed me off.

- Okay, I'm tired of you piss you off. - I just, he doesn't know when to stop talking. - Yeah, yeah. - I don't know what I did. - Why do you talk?

- Yes. - Thank you.

- Communication, it's what I want to school for. - Yeah. - You're still in school. - Oh, but yeah. - This sounds like a crush.

- This is, yeah, there's a love here. - There's something underneath. - Yeah, there's a deep love here. - No, no. - Yeah, no.

- No, no, no. - Of course not. - Oh, no. - Yeah. - Something.

- I'm in love with Riley. Well, no. - Yeah, yeah. - If it is, it's one sided. - What are you?

- Whoa. - Okay, they like each other. - They like each other. - They like each other. - I like each other.

- Oh, the twist.

“- Jacob, are you willing to get surgery?”

(laughing) - The twist, are you like ladies? - Yes. - Is that a problem?

- No, no, there's never been a problem.

Why would that be a problem? - Well, it's a problem for Jacob for sure. - I ain't not a problem with me, I don't care. - Whoa. - Whoa, you can do better than Riley.

- I hope so. - Yeah, I hope so too. - Okay. - Jacob, Jacob. - Jacob, okay, so now that we just stop,

but you guys don't like each other for literally, no reason at all. - Yep. - Yep. - What do you do, Jacob?

- What do you want to do? - I'm still deciding my place in the film this street, your writer, director, producer. - Okay. - Something's in the creative end.

I don't like editing. - Oh, no. - Okay, guys. - It's a nightmare. - Only weirdos like editing.

- Yeah. - Right, fans. - Fancy me. - Love you. - Wow.

- Love you. - And let me guess. - Yeah. - No, please guess. - You want to be in front of the camera.

- How could you tell? Like a little bit.

- Yeah, because of your energy.

- Yeah. - Yeah. - And if you guys have a Venmo. - Yes. - All right, I'm going to Venmo's one of you guys,

and you're going to take the whole group to dinner tonight. - I usually pay for everyone's dinner anyways, but thank you. - That's awesome. - Thank you. - Oh, I'm sorry, please don't leave.

I feel bad. - I don't know. - My father is rolling right now. - I want to say that again. - Your father not know you were a lesbian?

- No. - Oh, he knows now. - Oh, wow. - Oh, wow. - Well, he doesn't know.

- I'm sorry. Yeah, we can cut that out if you want. - Oh, no, I don't care. It's fine. - Well, this is how you're coming out.

- I'm bad friends. - What do I? - What a way. - What he never watches. - He doesn't watch YouTube, period.

- Well, he's going to now, 'cause all of his friends have worked. - I saw your daughter on my favorite show. - Yeah. - And she's gay?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- I don't think I'm going to run some of the surprise friends.

- Oh, you're dead, new. - I don't know. - Did you tell your mom? - Yes. - And your mom's reaction was what?

- I told her when we were in the car so that if something bad happened, they would at least take both of us out. - Oh. - The plan. You think your father would be angry?

“- No, I think he'd just be a little bit disappointed,”

'cause I'm the youngest at four. So if anything, he'd look at me and be like, "Goodreadance, no more grand tilt." - No, no, no, that's crazy. - That's not crazy.

- Okay, okay. - And how many other siblings are boys and girls? - Yeah, I have one brother and two older sisters. - Oh, listen, that's fine. - It's fine, yeah.

- If you were an only child, I'd say, "Yeah, you really don't have to." - Yeah, you really don't have to. - No, I'm kidding. - Yeah, he's just Christ.

- But you know, I hear, I don't know if this is genetically real, but I hear, the more you kid you have, the youngest one has more of a chance of becoming gay or less than. - Or just messed up in the head.

- I'm on your side on this, I think. - The conflict, I really do. - Yeah. - Yeah, I think you're Jacob, yeah. - Jacob, yeah.

- Jacob. - I think I want your side. - It's 'cause I'm Jewish, isn't it? - So it's Jacob. - It's Jacob.

- Are you Jewish? - No, I don't know. - Jacob, Jacob, Jacob, Jacob. - Jacob. (laughing)

- Jacob, you're Jewish. - You should have just agreed. - Oh, sure. - Jacob, get it. - What are you getting?

- If you're not, get a 23 in you don't. (laughing) - 'Cause, thank you. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - But don't get it in Israel 'cause they don't allow it.

(laughing) - They don't. You'd have to take it 3,000 years ago or something. - Yeah, yeah. - All right.

- You guys have been great. - Thank you, guys. You guys are the best. - This was actually, we stopped. Thought this was a love story.

- And it turned out to be a love story. - No, no. - But, but you are going to show each other love from here on out. In my studio, be nice.

- Yes, sir. - Be nice. - We'll be nice. - Buenos nochos amigo. (laughing)

How could you tell? - Am I right? - You're right. - Yeah, yeah. - Put that mic near your mouth.

- Yeah, good closer to your mouth. - What's your name? - My name is Jack as well. - Jack as well. - Yep.

- Jack as well. - Jack as well. - Jack as well. - Jack as well. - Jack, what do you--

- Jack, just see this for me. - Jack as well. - Interesting. (laughing) - Interesting.

- Interesting. (laughing) - And I'll say, per se, per se, I'll go, no go, per se, per se. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Very good.

Do you watch a love on this spectrum? - Oh, kind of it. - Yeah, yeah. - I, I won't go on to like two episodes. My friend was making me watch the finale of like more the season.

- Yeah. - I was like, that's not your brother. (laughing) - You don't know that man? - Twice removed.

(laughing) - Cousin.

“- I gotta tell you this, how do you teach these people?”

(laughing) - Yeah, yeah. - Jack, can you pitch to me a movie?

- Okay.

- Are you offended right now?

- No, sir. - Okay, good, let's move on. - All right, I was actually thinking about making this a long call. - It's got a kind eyes. - He's a kind guy, I don't know.

- It's got kind eyes. - Yeah, it's like a kind face. - Give me a pitch, yeah. - All right, so it's college student. He's feeling like he's getting followed every night.

When he's going back to his dorm, long day of classes. - Not long day classes. - I thought you said long day 'cause I was young. - Oh, yeah, long day of classes, long day. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- I have a long day, this college student. - Yeah. - It's helpful for the film of ourselves. - Yeah, writers, where you could say it. - We'll see a close up at the beginning of the movie.

We'll see like the outline of it's dick. - Yeah, no, no, no, no, no. - It goes down, below his knees is what I'm saying. - More like ankle height. - We say knees. - We say knees.

- Knees. - Knees, yeah, yeah, yeah. - All right, so go ahead, let's go ahead to the top.

- Okay, okay, okay. - Okay, okay.

- Okay, okay, okay, okay. - The nice cock is well. - Oh, very looks. - I know. - I know why he's being violent, I tell you that. - Yeah, it's someone just,

look, somebody wants to suck that big beautiful thing. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Super long. - Okay, so go ahead. - I just got this bad feeling,

I'm someone being behind him. Looks around, no one's there. Goes to bed. I think there's someone in the corner, but it just stares at it, doesn't acknowledge it.

- Wow, I like it, it's so far. - This is a real pit. - I know. - I can see it, yeah. - Yeah, go ahead. - And he gets tired throughout the day.

He decides to party, nothing crazy happens at this party, but he just feels like he's getting followed. Every day, every night, when every is walking alone.

“- You're not repeating the movie, it follows, right?”

- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - It sounds like okay, it keeps going. - It's about, I haven't actually seen that movie. - Okay. But no, to a doctor, Jack, Jack, let's get to it.

Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, end of the week with all this bad mojo around him, he seized that in class. There was this test that he forgot the study for. And that's what was following him.

This entire time, like he's been wasting his time, studied, partying, drinking. He's got nothing actually following him. He's just been thinking about that test. It's like with the test.

Yeah, it's the test. Homework, homework. We got to make it a monster, you know. No, okay. No, we keep it as this.

Kind of be a big one. No one's gonna watch it. But, it's a short film. Okay, I understand that. It's very short.

It's very short. It's so short. Yeah, I mean, I like his penis. Yeah. There you go.

That's the best. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This film is short, but the actor's penis isn't. Yeah. And that's kind of the pitch.

Yeah. I've got this. He has a test, right? Yep. So you see, as a director, right?

“You see his face, only his face from shoulder up, right?”

And you hear him writing the test, right? Right, right? And then in frame, he puts his hand up like this, right? And the other frame, he puts his hand up like this. And it's his penis, right?

Yeah. He's like an octopus. So good. His cock, his cock writing. I could see it.

Imagine. Maybe like those footsteps were just like his dick hitting the f-- That's exactly what it is, dude. All right. What it was following is he was dragging his penis a little bit.

His penis was following him. Yeah. And that's a good story. I'm so glad I had these producers helping. Yeah.

Yeah. We were able to, you know, to go ahead, your pitch. So I'm thinking like a meth addicted grocery delivery driver. I'm in. Yeah.

I'm already in. Okay, great. Drops. But there were wolves. There's no wolves.

Okay. Yeah. Any Lithuanians at all? Yeah. No Lithuanians just poor.

That's meth addicted. Grocery delivery driver. Yeah. We with me. Who's played?

Let them pitch it. I mean, this is an easy cast. I go Simon Rex. You know, I love Red Rock. You've seen Red Rock.

Yeah. We know Simon. Yeah. You know, um, has to drop bags off at this old lady's house. Okay.

Um, and they can sort of communicate because she's like passed out in the upstairs. But she still has to get down and get the groceries.

“And at some point, I think she's going to fall and he has to break in to the house to, you”

know, how are they communicating through cell phone? No, I think, uh, I don't know. The window. The window. The window.

This more is code. What are you doing in this pitch? We're already making your movie. Oh, guys. Really greedy.

Yeah, he's really greedy. He wants both movies. He wants both movies. I'm going to make it just fine. Is that that's the movie pitch?

No, wasn't over. Okay. I don't know. It's a slog. Um, you know, he's going to break in.

When you're pitching something, don't call it a slog.

I mean, that's the first bat.

Maybe he'll steal something. It's money. It might be meth.

“But I don't want that to be revealed until the end.”

And then he called the police to come get her. And then she's realized that she's been robbed. And it's the beauty. Uh, he called the police on himself. And that is what I thought of.

Yeah. Two minutes. You got to make him kill the old lady. Yeah. I think.

Yeah. He's got. All right. That's the old lady casting. I was trying to think of that.

But I can do. Yeah. We're not making this movie. No. We're not at the process of casting.

We can't. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. You didn't lead the.

I know. But we have, we had to find a long day person for the imp. All right. That's a fun. So that's the first casting.

And we're trying to think through our minds. We're going to spend a long time at. Yeah. That'll be monster. Because we're not CGIing or AIing this.

Well, we'll deal. We're going to method this. Yeah. I mean, what color preference? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Easier to find. You can pick any color. We'll make it harder for us.

Yeah. That's the name of the movie. Make it harder. Make it.

You're never going to make this movie.

Yeah. Jack and Jack. Yeah. Jack and Jack. No.

No. Oliver. Yeah. Why'd you say Jack too? Because there was another Jack that was earlier here.

Was there? And the first one. That kid's name is Jack. Yeah. Great pitches, guys.

Very good. Thank you so much. Oliver. Great pitch. Thanks for having me.

Thanks for having us. Bobby's going to take you guys out to dinner. Or, well, give you money for dinner. So pick a fun place. He'll be there.

He might go. I love you, dude. That's great.

“I think this is the two favorite people I've got.”

Ready. You can't tell. What's your name? Katie. And Angie.

Angie. What did you say? Mine says Star's holo Connecticut. Oh, that's great. Gilmore girls.

Yeah. Katie and Angie. Katie and Angie. Can I bet. Do you guys.

Do you guys do drugs? Katie. I totally. I'm going to like these girls. I knew it.

They're the troublemakers. Okay. Do you have more fun. Are you more party than everyone else in that room? Who else would be party in that room?

I force everybody else. I told you. I was going to like them. I knew they were party. Yeah.

I could feel their vibe that she was part of. How old did we beat by weed in LA? 21. It's all 21. Have you bought in any weed?

I have not. Give her some money. Well, you're going to get a big chunk of money from Benmo. Great. And some of that money is going to be spent on weed.

Perfect. Yeah. I bought nicotine here. I think you're in charge of the money. You'll be in charge of the money.

I'm going to give you money to eat and get a little weed. Perfect. Angie spends it all on weed. If you spend it all on weed. If you spend it all on weed.

A thousand days. So what? She doesn't even like those. I know, but I wondered. I want them all to go out tonight.

I don't want them. Eat something nice. Okay. No, they're not.

You're never going to see these people like that.

Every night. No, I'm forced to see some of that. Yeah, but when it's over, it's over. Sure. You'll never speak.

I'm going to like a week or two. Because you're the only one that's going to make it. No, that's crazy. Get it. What about Katie?

I'm kidding, guys. No, we're not. Yeah, I'm going to get rid of me. Oh, yeah. No, Katie and I will make it.

AI's taking the rest of their jobs. There. Whoa. What are you guys going to do in the biz? I'm journalism.

What about you? I'm marketing. Oh, you're both all the good. Yeah. Yeah.

I'd love to be able to like check back in in five years and see what they're. Yeah, yeah. I'll come back. Yeah. I want to see.

Because some of the cases we've talked to in the cases, like it's a court. Yeah. In the times we've had, I wonder some of those people worked out. It's stuff. I mean, Richie works for us.

I fucking hate that guy. We love it. No, I love him so much. I enrich you from you. Yeah, he's Quinnipiac.

Wow. He made it. He lasted. You have any plans to move to the West Coast or no chance. This isn't for you.

I've never been here before this.

“And I'm my parent to like, so you're going to move there and buy us a house, right?”

And I'm like, you know what? Honestly, yeah, I like the weather here. I hate the cold. Mmm. Journalist Connecticut kid.

I'm Massachusetts. What about you? New York. New York. New York.

New York. You're going to go back here. New York. Where in New York? Long Island.

No. I'm state. Brooklyn. Oh, you're from the city. Wow.

You're from Brooklyn. Brooklyn. Brooklyn. You know Tony. You know Tony.

Yeah. I'm going in the eyes. How are you doing? You like rice? [LAUGHTER]

That's all we do is fucking rice around here. You do pizza at the rice. All right. Okay. I mean, kimchi over here.

I'm walking through. You know? [LAUGHTER] You guys are going to-- You guys are going to--

You made it. So what kind of journalism do you do? Um, mostly live. Like anything like-- I don't like politics or sports.

Okay. So you report on like a-- Okay. I'm setting the scene. The cameras are up.

You're on the scene. It's a horrific 10-car pile-up. I've got to see that. Okay. Okay.

I'm giving you the scene. I want to hear you do it. Yeah. 10-car pile-up. Nine of the 10-cars are--

School buses filled with elementary school children. No. And the nine-cars are that--

Yeah, they're all the new Ferrari EV.

[LAUGHTER] How are we so ugly about this? Yeah. I'll go down. All right.

Well, it's so dumb. All right. But don't put that in the thing. No. No.

Yeah, yeah. How about this? It's a horrific 10-car pile-up. Yeah. Yeah.

Elementary school buses involved. Yeah. A big 18-wheel truck is involved. Yeah. And there's bodies everywhere.

Yeah. And also the-- the-- the-- The-- The--

“The international, like the alarm that--”

[SIRENS] That war is just about to start. Right. Happening. And you're in the apocalypse.

Yeah, not only that. Yeah, we're about-- Yeah, yeah. Can I add? Yeah.

Right.

When you get a lamp post, there's just intestines.

Wrap the wrap around it. Wrap the round it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We got that. Yeah, yeah.

And then at one point, you're about to start. My ball just goes, run up your face. [LAUGHTER] That's a cheek. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. All right. So report on this accent. It's a Puerto Rican eyeball. That means anything to you.

You're reporting from Puerto Rico. You're living in Puerto Rico. You're living in Puerto Rico. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just to get the facts right, there's ten buses.

Ten-- no, there's-- it's a 10-car pile-up. 10-car pile-up. One of them is a-- One of them is a-- Elementary school kid.

And they're all-- No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Not necessarily be dead. They're all dead. Okay.

One kid lived. Okay. Nine dead. All dead except for one child. One child's a lot.

Yeah, and you can make up that child.

Yeah, you make up the child. Great. And we're-- I'm a cameraman. We're a cameraman. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. All right. All right. All right. All right.

Good evening, everyone. We are here live in Puerto Rico. Where there is a 10-car pile-up, and we are on the scene.

“Many fatalities confirmed by authorities.”

One of them happens to be-- You got to incorporate the-- Oh, the eye. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Start over. Very good. When I do this, when I do this, the eyeball hit your face. Okay, perfect. You just like--

All right. All right. Yeah, you got to be real. And take it again. Yeah, action.

Good evening, everyone. We are here live on the scene of a 10-car pile-up in Puerto Rico. One of them happens to be a school bus with multiple children, many fatalities only once survived a young child named Timmy. Timmy has words to say about how he is feeling tonight,

about all of his friends being lost. Really good. That's really good. The eyeball thinks he didn't react to it. No, she did a good job.

She brushed it off. It actually was perfect. Yeah, okay. That was very good. That was subtle.

A professional would keep going. Yeah. Yeah, I've been trained in everything in the rain. I've had to do. Oh, okay.

You're going to be-- she is. I can hear her. Because if an eyeball hit mine, I would react to it. You can't-- if you're alive. Yeah, yeah.

I can't do it. There's a way to do it. Yeah, I didn't memorize this. You--we made it up. Hi, I'm Bobby Lee.

And this is KTLA. And we were in Puerto Rico. And there's a 10-pile cover-up. It's a cover-up. It's a cover-up.

It's a cover-up. 10-pile cover-up. You know what I mean? Oh, I forgot it. Oh, by the way, everyone's at a die soon.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know why you're interrupting my phone. Go ahead, go ahead. I forgot it. Do I have to do it?

Yeah. All right. I'm throwing the eye. Yeah. And I'm floating.

You throw the eye. I-- We'll just take it to the eye. All right. Hey, this is Bobby Lee from PTSDWXM.

And I'm here live in Puerto Rico. And there's been a 10-car pile-up, including a school bus with nine fatalities. [LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER]

Yeah, I killed him. Yeah. You've got to take an open eye. That's not your marketing. Yeah.

You know how to market. Yeah. But Katie, give it a shot. [LAUGHTER] Come on, Katie.

Okay. And action. We're here reporting live from Puerto Rico with us. Has been a bus crash. The funniest part is everybody laughs when

you say 10-car pile-up with kids. I was looking for-- Yeah, that was really real. That was really real. That was really real.

And go. One more time. Go. We're here reporting live from Puerto Rico. We're just been a 10-car pile-up, and everyone's gone.

Except for Timmy. And Timmy has some more to say about us. All his friends are lost. [LAUGHTER] And I also die from the eye.

You die from that. You also die from the eye. Really? Really, really great guy. You guys, you have a bright future ahead.

All of the Quinnipiac students. We love you guys.

“I mean, I think it's always fun when you guys come by.”

We appreciate you very much. Thank you guys. All right. Go sit in there. This is your doctor.

You performed on Carlos. Yes. Yeah. Performed on Carlos. You know how many men have performed on Carlos?

A lot. Hundreds. There you go. You look like Sally Ari from the movie. What's that movie?

Yeah.

Me? Yeah, yeah. Sally Ari. What's your answer? David Deutsch.

Doctor Deutsch. Yes. David Deutsch. And Doctor Deutsch did this little work of art on Carlos's head here. We wanted to bring him in the shadow of the dark love.

My pleasure. So what do you think the chances of this becoming a nice head of lettuce like yours? Well, you know, when you-- Well, it's not a good answer for me. [LAUGHTER]

If the first person from a doctor are well, it's tough.

No.

“The thing is you have to be realistic about when you do this procedure.”

Sure. So for example, Carlos and I had a very long discussion about what we can accomplish. Okay. I'm going to give you some numbers. All right.

So Carlos probably has lost about 70,000 hairs. [LAUGHTER] I'm just holding it. I'm just holding it. 70,000?

Yes. 70,000. And we trans-- What is his head, Normandy? What is going on?

[LAUGHTER] Here's something. Yeah. What is going on? The average human head has 90,000.

That's insane. That's insane. Dude, wow. So you guys are fat trucking me. Yeah.

All right. So we've lost, you know, 60, 70,000 hairs. We replaced about 7,000 hairs. 7 or 8,000 hairs. So I mean, it's a fraction of what he had before.

But it's not a numerical density. It's a cosmetic density. Meaning you don't want to replace, and you can't, every hair that's been lost. But you want to do it in such a way that it gives him a nice result.

So what we did was we worked in the front, back to about the vertex of his crown. To give him a nice hairline, and a good appearance from the front, we'll see how things look in about a year. See what the donor looks like, and then hopefully attack the back. Wow.

We also had to build up on the sides.

“You're like the hairline normally plugs into,”

we call him the Pride of Humps. He has to plug in their carloses, had to recede it down. Yeah. So I had to also build that up to plug that up. Why does this happen to a human being?

Oh, God knows. Is it genetics? It's yes. So the major cause for it. It's failed genetics, right?

Well, I'm not going to say it's failed genetics. It's genetics. It's genetics and hormones. So we call it angrogenetic alopecia, which is a fence.

You're angrogen. Androgens or hormones. Genetics. It's heredity. Yeah.

That's the vast majority of hair. That's what causes it. That's what we see. There are other factors. It's multifactorial.

There's drugs have a factor. Probably. Yeah. The major thing is if you are losing your hair or you think you're losing your hair, or you're concerned about maintaining your hair,

you can come to Bosley. I mean, we have locations in almost every major city. All the consultations are free. So you can go on Bosley.com. You can set up a consultation and have a discussion.

I have so many questions. I have so many questions. Good. Okay. I've asked my questions. Did I say you couldn't?

[laughter] I don't know. All right. So number one.

I've always wanted a beard transplant.

Yes. Do you do those? Yes, we do. We do. And where would you take the hair from?

So it's basically the same thing. It's from the back of the head. Could I use my pubic hair? You could? Yeah.

I want that. I want that. Yeah, I would do it. Dr. Doich isn't doing that. Yeah.

But why wouldn't you do that? No, no. I mean, you could. But the hair is pretty curly and. Yeah.

Not his. No, maybe. It's unbelievably straight. It's like a main of a horses. Yeah.

Yeah. It's wild. They don't curl. They stick out a lot, right? [laughter]

Beautiful pubes, Dr. Doich. I'm sure nothing. I'm not going to show you. Yeah. Could be done.

Yeah. Just not in my wheelhouse. But yeah. I'm sure somebody out there. Oh, but bothly does not do that.

Correct. Possibly. All right. So back of their hair. We do, but we do do beer. It's just not from the pubic region. Yeah. Yeah.

Back of the head. This is. That sounds. It's what the facts. So this procedure is based on the fact that this.

Area back here is called the safe donors own.

“Like you can see dudes that are totally bald, right?”

They still have that ring of hair. Yes. Whatever reason evolution early. Whatever it is. They maintain that hair.

So we know it's. It's called donor dominance. We know we can take the hair from back there and move it to wherever we want. Including facial hair. And that hair is going to be perfect.

Face on your face is wild though. Does that work? Yeah.

But once I do the surgery, I can never go back.

What? You mean take it back? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

We possess the hair. Like, bring them back to back there. Well, theoretically you could because, you know, the like the way that we took Carlos's donor hair out is something called FUE, follicular unit excision.

That's where we take a tiny little drill and we remove them one by one. Theoretically you could do that to remove the hairs. I wouldn't do it on the face because it could lead scarring. Yeah. Scarring.

I like your face just the way. I want to beard like you. Brother, you're never going to. This is just this is you either get these or you don't get it. Yes, I do.

I go to Bosley. Exactly. We're amazing. But this. That's not his hair.

I'm wearing a wig. This is we were a wig for. That's not funny.

No. He's going to take that.

We were we were supposed to both.

He had his wig on earlier. Four fancy on the right. We were wearing wigs for him. Okay. But that's that's your hair.

Oh, yeah. That's my hair.

“No, but I've seen you with your hair is great.”

It's fine. Yeah. It's fine. But but not as good as this. And now he's going to take this to the bank.

Yeah. Thanks a lot. Thank you. Sorry. Yeah.

He told the doctor. No week was better. Sorry. Yeah. No.

But you know what? Yeah. You should do the beard. Yeah. Because your face the way it is.

How does that feel to have a beard? It covers up how fucking weird my face looks. You've seen my face. Yeah. My face looks weird too.

Now you got a great face. Okay.

“I had it because when I was in high school, I could grow one.”

And I was like, oh, I could grow a beard when I was like 15.

So ever since then, I was like, I'm never going to not have a beard.

Yeah. It's fucking great. The theoretical doctor, theoretically. See if I if I wanted hairy feet. See if theoretically could you put the back of my head and make my hair completely fuzzy.

You could. So we back. Fuzzy feet. What? Like a hobby.

Yeah. You could. We actually did my partner did a case. The guy was very self conscious about not having hair on his calves. And we did it.

Look, look, look. Yeah. He doesn't have any. Yeah. I have only blotches.

It's from Chernobyl. Right. Yeah. Chernobyl. I don't care about this.

Could you ever make a palm hairy?

Yeah. I mean, it would grow probably on pretty much any skin surf. I mean, that's crazy that you could do that. Yeah. Very palms would be just on your right hand.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

You took off your mind. You took off your mind. You took off your mind. I wouldn't want to, but you could probably transplant any. I'll be honest with you.

I would love a super hairy ass. Yeah. I have no hair on my ass and I love a very hairy butt. Honestly, when I turn 60, I'm going to get a beard transplant.

Don't do it. Because I'm going to retire. And I want to large beard. And long hair. I want to look like I, you know,

I mean, a mystic kind of creature. You already look like a mystic creature. Yeah. And in a good way. And we're going to go mystic.

That's fine. Yeah. Dr. George, we're going to go mystic. Yeah. Sounds good.

All right. So at 60, you're saying that? In 65 years. Okay. I do your 55 this year.

Yeah. I fucking forgot. Yeah. In five years. I'm not going to get, I don't want to get said.

Why?

“Because I think that means you're going to die.”

I know. And I don't want you to die. Yeah. Ever. Anyway, thank you so much, doctor.

Thank you, doctor. If you guys want to ever get a head transplant or a beard transplant, you have to-- I'm going to head. [LAUGHTER]

Positive can't give you a new fucking head. Yeah. They will. But when you do figure out that technology, I will swap.

Yeah. I want to be Michael B. Jordan. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Put a positive dot com for more information. Yeah. And that's right. Give him a round of applause. Thank you.

Thank you for being a bad friend. So good. [MUSIC PLAYING]