Comedy Store Snitch

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“Oh, he stands up now. He stands up now. What's going on with your face? Can you get invisible acne patches, please?”

I, why don't you look like an aerial view of the, aerial view of the around. I mean, there's explosion.

It's stumbled, but you still got through it. Yeah, they're just little stickers like every teenager uses. Okay. You're 40. I'm 39. Yeah, you're 40. Okay. You're 40. Yeah. That's the same thing. This, that's interesting. When do you start rounding up in ages or down in ages? What, what scale of your life do you go? You round up automatically versus when you start rounding down 38. 38. You start rounding up. Yeah, you have no. I think 35 at 35. I was like I'm almost 40. Yeah, you're 40. You're 40. Yeah. I know. It just feels weird. I'm 60. Yeah. I'm 60. The most, that's the most true thing he said. Yeah. Yeah. I'm 60 years old. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm 50. You're 50. I'm 40. Yeah. I look 50. I act 50. My body feels 50. Yeah. And guess what I did yesterday. Hmm.

Two things happened. What happened? Yeah. Well, do things already going on. Well, first of all, I got caught. I got caught. I got caught. I got caught then. Oh yeah. What did I caught sucks? Yeah, getting caught sucks. What did you do? Um, I thought I could get away with it. This is what I did. What did you do? So I was at the Comedy Store Friday night. And I took my car and I for some reason thought it was in forward. But it was in reverse and who'd you hit? And I it's, you know what I mean? The gas, right? Right. The pedal. Yeah. The gas pedal. That's right. Like 60 year old would do. It does sound like an old guy. And I crash into a car. Who's car? Well, let me finish. Okay. I put it in forward and I just left. And there was cameras. Why didn't know that. So I saw it around midnight. Joe, the Comedy Store manager goes, you got caught.

There I go. What do you mean? It goes, we have it on video. We got it. Yeah. Yeah. And then Steph toll of texts me late at night. She goes, I saw it. And she goes, it's the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. It's her car. No. Who's car? Ricky. Rick Ingram. Yeah. Oh my god. I know. So then what I do is, and then here's the thing. The thing is, is that you thought you were going to get away with it. But then Joe says something very interesting. He said a. So Steph saw, but she didn't rat me out. They just drove away.

They said there were somebody that Joe walked up to and goes, did you see it? And the guy rat said my name and rated me out. And I asked Joe for the name. And he wouldn't give me the name. And that guy, I'm going to find out. I don't know who it is. I don't know who it is. We're going to find out. And then I call Rick. And I go, I guess I got caught.

“Hello. Hey, hey dude. You're on bad friends. Nice. I have to. Who's it? Who are you talking to? Who do you think? Rick or Joe? The man's car that you hit. Okay. Rick, how much damage is on the car?”

I mean, at this point, it doesn't look like almost any. It's like just a dent because, but you can't, they have security guards who buff out bumpers on the. Wait. Someone fixed your car at the store.

Dude, I never even got to see the damage. I saw the video of it.

Will you ask for the video, though, no? I like that. I heard you asked for the video. What's that? I heard that you asked. Let me see the video. I said, yeah, I said, is there a video on this? And he said, yeah, we can pull that up.

Because it just, yeah, hit the car pretty hard. And then you just kind of pull forward and then back up and then just like repart. And then you get out and then driver sight or passenger sight.

“That's what you're saying. That was so close to your car. I couldn't get out.”

After hitting it, you've got to hurt very close. And then climbed out the passenger sight during the one inside.

What I find amazing is like, there's like eight or nine people who all witnessed us.

Yeah. Nobody shows a word. Nice. Yeah, except for one person. I'm going to find that person out. There was one person that said it was Bobbi Lee, but I saw, I know that eight witnesses cut their mouth and those aren't rats. Well, no, they are rats because as soon as they saw me, they were like, Bobbi Lee hit your car. No, seriously, how many people?

I mean, it's five or six people and media. Oh, what was stepped all of one of them? Was stepped all of them? No, she didn't tell me exactly. She's not a rat! She, yeah, these are like, people who work there. Yeah, I'm going to get a list. I'm going to call Joe.

We're all so scared. Yeah, they say something. Well, they don't want to offend, you know, the famous person who talks to them sometimes. Obviously, they're not that scared because they, they risked it all. They saw me and then they were like, "Wait, he might actually one at a time to eliminate each of us from the planet." You do have a little school shooter vibes, a little bit.

Yeah. Well, then I texted you, I texted you, I texted you, how much does it, what do you need? I'll then mount you, whatever you need, I'll take it and you said, "No." Yeah, I don't think they're saying, "I mean, my car already sucks." No, it's a nice car.

I was going to get a new car because of Bobby.

Let him get you a new car. I wouldn't say it. No, no, no, no, no, no. I wouldn't say it. I would say it. That's insane!

And the fans of this show would agree. I think you should buy him a new car. Yeah. I think it's the right move. Because what happens when you hit someone's car?

One little nudge, what year is it? Well, and this thing's a classic, a 2013 Toyota Camer. 13 cameras, yeah, you can look this up. They had a problem with the chassis at the midpoint where if any slight Dinger accident could render the car totaled.

[laughter] You could look it up. Actually, this is why I didn't want to take it in because the last thing I needed to do. They'll total it. Right.

So I'll make it up to you.

I think whatever. So Rick start looking for a new car for your friend. No, no, no, Rick. Rick, I will make it a different way.

“I think you should give him a new vehicle.”

Okay, well, we'll talk about it. Would Rick personally, him and I? We're doing it right now. I think what I'm going to give him is going to be better than a vehicle. That's patient.

[laughter] I can't wait for all of the rewards. Yeah, you're going to get so many rewards to it. You'll see. You're going to get rewarded.

You know, I mean, more than Chris Rock gave you. [laughter] More than Chris Rock gave you. All right, buddy. All right, buddy.

Thank you, Rick. I'll talk to you later, dude. Yeah, buddy. Let it get started. Let it get started.

Let it get started. Follow Rick, England. I'm very, very funny. I'm going to call it one of if not the one of the funniest. Yeah.

We're getting some meetings here. Yeah, here we go. Joe, the fucking manager at the comedy store. Hey, Joe, it's Bobby. You're on bad friends.

The kind of famous podcast. What's it called? Bad friends? Okay. Okay.

Have you heard of it? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So you're on here with Santino and I want to ask you. Yeah.

What did I do, Friday night? Okay. You want me to tell the truth? Yes. Okay.

So you left the comedy store. You started to utilize rock your phone. Yes. Came got your phone. Yeah.

You're back into Rick and Grim's car. Yes. Yeah. Yeah.

“So everyone knew about it, but I think you.”

No, I knew about it. When I hear a crash, I go, whoa. Well, that's when you speak up. No, no, no, no, no, no. You don't speak up.

That is when you speak up. No, you don't speak up. You try to get away with it. Now, Rick's car might be a dumpster, but it's his car. I understand that.

Well, you saw the tape and you, and now I, I've owned up to it. Yes. Okay. So what I need to know is who the rat is. Okay.

There, one of the security guys. And Rick, just said, hey, I heard my car. We just talked to Rick on the podcast. He said, there were six people. Yeah.

There were, well, there were probably a lot of people because people came in and say,

I want to know a list of people that went in and said it was me. I don't know what I can name them all right now.

“But do you remember when I closed your door?”

I didn't know that that had happened. Did I said it? You hit his car. I said, no, I, I watched him grab away. I didn't know that it already happened.

He had already happened. Yeah. And I say that Rick has not responded to my text.

Say, hey, here's what happened.

And Bobby's good about it. And he's not even responded to me. Well, we just called him. Bobby agreed on the podcast to get him a new car. No, I did not do that.

I would give him other things. No, a car. Anyway, thank you, Joe. And I would like a list of the people that rounded me up. That's all I want.

Okay. Okay. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah.

So we love Joe. We love Joe. You got caught. I got caught. What are you going to do?

Nothing. Yeah. Nothing. Absolutely nothing. What could you do?

What all I can do is like, what are the damages? Give me the price. And I'll pay it. Right. He said, nah.

Because he's closed. Now reopen it. No. Straight our moves. Keep a close.

Open it up. Yeah. So please open it. All right.

So that's the first thing.

“The second thing is I did a 24 fast yesterday.”

24 hour. I mean, you didn't need for a whole day. Yeah. Why are you doing that? Are you trying to get into fasting?

So you're on GOP ones and you're fast. I know I quit the GOP ones. Ah, there he is. My dad. What's up, man?

How long are you doing? There he is. Dude. Yeah. He looks like a fucking future nurse.

I love him. Yeah. I love him, too. Look at him. Doc, always staying.

Always good. Good stuff. Simple, basic, clean. Great. Yeah.

Like gray. Yeah. What's up, man? Yeah. Pretty good, dude.

Doc is back. Doc is wearing what all Filipino nurses wear on their downtime. Yeah. Yeah. That's how I do it.

You know. You know, you do look sharp. The shoes. Yeah. I love your Harry Potter glasses.

Doc, I just finished a 24-hour fast. Yeah. It was hard. Very different. And then what I've been doing now is I bought a thousand dollars worth of

Sardines from all over the world. Are you doing the, oh, wow. Yeah, yeah. Sardines. Broccoli sprouts.

From bone broth. Blue areas. Okay. No, am I doing the right thing? Yeah.

Yeah. Definitely recipe for diarrhea. Yeah. Yeah. No, but they say that this is the way.

Is this, is this from the blue zones? Is that what you're doing? You're doing the diet from the blue zones? No, I've been, just my TikTok algorithm is just saying.

“What about you was going on a keto diet with there?”

What's a keto? What's a keto? It's close to keto. Yeah. But well, he'd mention all that.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Keto is fats and oils. Proteins, veggies, dairy, nuts, seeds, and fruits.

Yeah, a lot of walnuts. So the 24 hours you went without water and? No, I did water with a little bit of Celtic sea salt. Okay. Celtic.

Celtic. Celtic. Celtic. Well, that's the name. Yeah, that's Celtic.

The Boston Celtic. Yeah, yeah. Well, I don't call them the Boston Celtic. Celtic, they probably are. Okay.

Well, then we've just missed pronounced it for a while. Oh, all right. Well, yeah. The Boston Celtics. All right.

So, but Celtic. No. It's Celtic salt. Celtic. Celtics.

Okay. Is that true? So, where's you taking a Celtic salt? Because in your mind, you believe it's more healthier? No, yeah.

Well, there's also something called Baja Gold. Oh, yeah. The salt. Yeah. Put a little bit in there with water.

What about lemon water? No, I didn't do any lemon. So Baja Gold. You mean hop, Himalayan sea salt? Yeah.

Himalayan is good, too. That's a third grade. Okay. Okay. So that's what I did all day.

Drink water.

Third world country when it comes to salt.

That's the information. Okay. All right. So, what do you think of this? All right.

Just sardines. Right. Bone broth. Right. Some veggies.

Like broccoli sprouts. Spinach stuff like that for fiber. And then a breakfast burrito. Then I said that. No, no, no, no, no, no.

This is, I do this morning. I opened up a can of the worst sardines. They taste so awful. They're all bad. Yeah.

And I poured it on a plate and ate every little with the bones and everything. Water? Why? Water? All of oil.

Oh, olive oil. Yes. That's game, right? We're on game on. Yeah.

Yeah. So, um. What are you looking to do? I don't know. Yeah.

This is like a. I don't know. What the fuck are you going with this? Because you went from fast. But you still eating healthy.

So I get 24 hours. And the next meal I had was what I just told you. Did you feel good? I felt great. I went to sleep.

Yeah. Way to two hours. Right. This morning. I had a can of sardines.

The best kind. It's sardines and coffee. Yeah. Your toilet is going to break. What do you mean?

That sardines and coffee is going to run through you like a river.

And I got some um.

“We're like a really fancy Greek yogurt tonight.”

I'm going to do a little smoothie with blueberries. What did this? Who did you? Who got you into this? I did.

You're what? I went on TikTok. My algorithms kept saying, you know. And that was like, oh, I'm going to do this. And I'm obsessed with it.

And I've looked up every best sardine in the world. Can salmon. And this is what I'm doing for the next week. Well, you know why he's doing the yogurt because he's getting me. He needs that.

He needs the probiotics. I need the probiotics. And kimchi and sour crowd as well. I've ordered love sour. Yeah.

You own it. Yeah. I'm on it. And guess what, dude? I'll tell you another thing that I'm on, dude.

What you got? I'm a believer, dude. Oh, yeah. We're on. I believe what you believe about.

Because I saw it. What did you say? You know what I saw. What the fuck is that? What did you say?

Look at me right now. What I'm going to do in the pub. I saw. Look at my hand, dude. I fucking saw it, dude.

This pleasure, dude. Exactly. Oh, you saw it. I fucking saw it, dude. And now I'm a believer, brother.

Oh, the fuck you. I'm a believer, dude. Bobby's so happy. He's at it. It took this close.

Yeah. He knows, dude. Yeah. He's a religion. Well, he's hiding it to it.

He's hiding it to it. He's hiding it to it.

“And also, there's themes in all of his movies.”

He's been trying to tell us for years, dude. Yeah. Disclose your day, dude. What's the day? Just a little car.

We don't know when. You have this? You know what this means, dude? Yeah. That's the alien artifact.

It's alien. You see a movie? Yeah. What is that? He grabs an alien artifact and he does this, dude.

He just walks on in disclosure, dude. We're all in a goddamn game. That's in the trailer, dude. It's in the trailer, dude. It's in the trailer, dude.

It's in the trailer, dude. Yeah, yeah. I saw it. I'm not interested. What?

I'm not interested. It's not a good movie. Really? Did you like it? I'd heard it wasn't good.

I think the filmmaking is amazing. Filmmaking is superb. Look at him sucking Spielberg's dance. And he was a superb. But when I walked out of it, I went, what?

He's a film school buff. That's what he's going to do. That's what he's going to do. But it's funny, because you know, it's not a good movie. That's what he's going to do.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a boomer movie, you know. It's a boomer movie. Oh, I should go. Dan X Boomer.

I should go. Yeah, yeah. We're boomers. Wait, give me box office mode, Joe. 160 million.

That's real bad. They thought that was going to make us shit load. I think it's good. Click on the box office mode, Joe logo, take it back to the homepage real fast. Just to see what they're.

I just want to see a zoom in. I just want to see now what obsession is at. Click on it. 333. Oh, my god.

And by the time this podcast comes out, it'll be 400. Right. That's mine. It's mine, Billion. Because disclosure day costs 200 million to make.

They're never going to make their money back.

200 million was the budget. Then they marketing and everything. They're probably. They're going to be in the hole. Because you got somebody from the outside in China.

No, inside out. No. Yeah, inside out there. Yeah, yeah. I think Spielberg knows something.

You do. Oh, yeah. Spielberg knows something. Oh, I will give him that. Yeah, I'll give him that.

“I mean, you have to think that he's close with the Obama's.”

Yeah, I mean, he's been there. You think the Obama's are alien? I don't know. He looked at the files. What's file?

The, you know, the extraterrestrial files. No, but I, I do, it did give me something. Well, I think that he knows something. Spielberg does. Yeah.

And I think that like maybe there is. Give me a list of Spielberg films from top to bottom. And then we can see if there's maybe a pattern or a puzzle that he wants us to figure out. Do you know what I mean? Maybe his entire career.

He's been layering it into us. And we're just blind. Now you find. You don't have to, I can tell you what they are. You don't know all of them.

I know all of the alien ones.

Most encounters of third count.

So I'm going to talk about that. E.T. Yes. Hulter guys. That's not an alien.

E.T. does look like the fake mommy that they say is fake. From Mexico. From from Peru. Peru. These are all alien.

Same thing. Yeah. All of it. That's what I like. All right.

And then we got a color purple. That's an alien film. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know.

Well, if that's the case, then I'm supposed to do. 100%. Yeah. Go down. Keep going down.

AI. Schindler's list. Minority port. No. That's an alien.

No. War the world's for sure. Yeah. What do we got? They didn't.

We did a bunch of stuff that. And disclosure day. Right. Well, you also have the encounters. Close to the third kind.

No, no, no, no. He has encounters on Netflix. It's a documentary on Netflix. Oh, wow. Yeah.

Yeah.

That's where he first revealed.

That's where we first revealed the pre-eminent species. That's a. Yeah. So at any time, I can go. And speak an alien language.

Well, and you'll be able to understand it because some people do. Well, either that or you're talking to somebody in Africa. [LAUGHTER] You've got to. You've either won.

You've either won. Yeah. You've either won. Yeah. You've either won.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm just doing the movie.

I'm not doing African style. Right.

“But when I saw that, I did remember that part.”

And I was like, it's kind of racist, but I'm. Yeah. You're called my name. [LAUGHTER] I'm sorry.

But Bantu. Bantu. Bantu does it. Zulu and Zucha. Yeah.

Do you know a trap? Are you from? I'm from. No, no, no. That's a good question.

That's a good question.

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“- Yeah, like the Indian indigenous tribes. - Oh, those tribes. I think they're the Congolese.”

- From Sri Lanka. I got people over there. I got people in South America, Puerto Rico.

So it was whole thing where I was looking up my own 23 million.

- You see much that tribe of Louisiana. - Wow. - Shoot that tribe of Louisiana. - Jenna Band. Sounds like a porn star. - A chalk talk. - And I found out I was a part of the lineage of Faracan. - Faracan? - No, I don't see the third. - Oh, wow.

- Oh, that's crazy. - Faracan. - Here are mixture of people. - Yeah, I'll roll, see you up in this bitch. - I don't know. - Oh, right. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Oh, no, no, no. - Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Oh, speaking of which, I found out I got a sister through the 23 million. - Where's she at? - Where's she at? She's in Detroit. Have you contacted her? - Yeah, because she was my uncle's daughter. - Holy shit. - Yeah.

- What? - So your uncle isn't her father.

- Wow. - Wow. - So she wanted to be in my father's daughter. - And it's your dad's brother. - No, no, no. - It was your mom's brother. - No, no, no. - Your mom had a kid with her brother. - Let's start from the beginning. - I know, I'm kidding. - My father had a kid with her mother.

“- Yeah, so another way is there's some cheating going on. - Yeah, what's on there?”

- So when did you know, brother, how old is this sister? - She's two years younger than me. - Oh, wow. - Have you ever met her? - Right when my mother and father have separated in a little... - Spat that day, yeah. - Have you met her? - No, she's told you. She was...

I first she was my cousin. No, she's my sister. - So yes, she's my dad. - Yeah, I met her. - Yeah, I met her. - So all this time, I thought she was my cousin. - Oh, no, no, no. - Do you feel closer now?

- I've always been real close to her.

I think my father knew because we were before he died. - He was lying. - Make sure you take care of her. - You sure dad talked to Vader? (laughter) - Is that my smile reading? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- It's Anakin Skywalker, your father? - I don't know. - I don't know. - I don't know. - Yeah, I don't know. - Yeah, I don't know. - Yeah, I don't know.

“- Who asked us to be a found out that my mother's father?”

- Wait, let him finish, say it again. My grandfather isn't my mother's father. - Who is he? - I don't land. - We still trying to, I just, I just say, fuck it. I cut all of it off. I just quit 23 and me and him.

- I don't think I want to do it. - I don't think I want to do it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - I don't plan out some shit, you're like, fuck me. - Find out you didn't know one in your family's your family. - Yeah, yeah. - So would that even matter?

- I don't think so, but I do feel like... - Part of me is like, man, you know, I should have, because they were reaching out to me. They were like, who the fuck are you? - It was just whole batter, back in the,

and I feel like now that I cut off the, but I cut the websites off because they had these leaks with the data and the information. - Yeah. - In this breach air, which 23 and me and stuff, but I'm like, at this point, I'm like, they're out there.

- They went to Congress, they proved that they leaked that shit and nothing happened to you. - Yeah. - Nobody cares. - No one cares. - They didn't know my shit. - You're out, you're out there. - I'm out there. - Yeah, but we all are, this has gone, this,

I love how Apple does commercials for security, but you already sold us up the river. - Yeah, that's different. - I turn off the closure of day, that's in work, because it's all based on something that if you were to know, if you would put a news,

claim to say, this is real, the whole world will be cool. - No, nobody cares. - Nobody cares. Like the whole premise of the movies that if you get it out, and this is on the news, on an old TV station news, everybody would look at it, say, oh, yeah, that's true.

- Right. - And then everybody will be cool. - Right, the internet now is giving you 10 different opinions. - Yeah. - And you're allowed to start eating sardines in blueberry salt. (laughing)

- That would be racist of health reality. - Are you saying,

We're saying the same thing, like this is real footage of aliens

that we've tortured, people wouldn't care.

“And we still don't believe it's real. - Where you don't what I think?”

- It doesn't even, people thought the Charlie Kirk thing was fake. - It's a surprise. - But I'm saying it's because there's so much noise. Nobody knows what's real. - All right, you don't want to get me into that, but it goes, you know, Carl Lutz and I. - This is my point. - I mean, my point is, is that just don't even get me started.

- Go ahead. - I won't. - What I'm saying is, that is true. - That is true, that's a truism, what you said. What I'm saying is, is that, that's a significant thing, right? Because that would mean that they're coming down.

So you're saying to me, right now, if there was an alien, they came down and was this that had his arm around Trump. - What's that? - They did that. - They did that. - I do have C-2-5. - Josh Hoh come. - Yeah.

- Josh Hoh come did that, right? And he said that Michelle Obama was a man. - Right. - Easy. - What did he say? She had a penis, is that what? - No, man. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - See, this was AI.

Look at my phone, Dad. - You're going to look at my phone, right? - That's a screen saver. - It's not my screen saver, but I'm literally looking at my phone right now, Dad. - Go back real fast, just go back real fast. It's when 23 and me, data league, compromise,

a personal and genetic information of roughly seven million people.

- Yeah, I was one of them. - Yeah, what? - I saw my phone. - I know you have the photo. We just found it on the internet. What the fuck does that do? - I'm into Doc's frequency. - You were frequency.

- I didn't do that. - No, I didn't do that. - Stop eating anchovies. - Partying. - Partying. - Okay, either way. - It's already going on. - No. - No, but I think that-- - Frequent, look at me right now.

- No, nothing. - No, I didn't do anything. - Okay, okay, no, I'm doing this. - Okay, okay, okay. - Okay, okay, okay, that's all I'm doing. I'm doing this closer, Dad, Dad. - Yes. - Summon, I'm telling you this.

The legacy media, people don't ingest it the way they used to. So even if they all set it, everyone in home would go, and I fuck them, they're in it together. - Right, even if they introduced them, I think this whole world after so long would just be like guardians and guardians

of the galaxy and bright. You have a scene bright. I don't fucking know. - Well, Netflix will smith. - Like after, wow, people would just be like, "Let me fuck these folks."

- Why are they-- - Oh, right. - When they were together. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - There was just videos whole-- - Wasn't this movie atrocious? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- I think I was just lit up. - You saw that movie. - Yeah, I watched it because-- - Was this post-- (laughing) - This was pre-slam or post-slam. - It was pre-slam. - Pre-slam, pre-slam. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- He could get away with this. He could make such a terrible movie and it's forgotten because he was so beloved. He does that now, we're talking about it. - Yes, we'll smithes Pluto Nash right there. (laughing)

- Let's go. - Yeah, this is-- No, this is-- - Yeah. - So what you're saying is that if there's alien colonies, alien colonies that land on planet Earth, and they start like-- - I think--

- Nobody cares. - No one would care. - The premise is that they've been here for-- - They have. - Years and years. - Right, so if I look at it, I look at it. I look at it, Karen, I like.

You ever read the Prince Ben, a colon marker, Voli? - No, I haven't read it. - I have his album, though, Purple Rain, Purple Rain. (laughing) - And it's very good. - But in Chapter 3 of Prince, right?

He talks about how, like, when somebody comes in and takes over a region, what they want to do is

“the best thing for them to do is to allow the people”

to keep their religions, to keep their laws and everything, and to go amongst them and live with them. So that's what I would think, what is happening to us. We're being slowly moved into an area where they already been here. They already like, and then they're just going to come out.

And they're going to be like, "Hey, what are you going to do?" "Come on off, I'm fucking free." And man, there's a one-time bomb. You know what? Big foot, come on and fuck out of here. It's a big foot part of it. - Yeah, yeah.

It's a long, that's a long monster, too. Yeah, he's a UFO, he's in college with species. The lock this monster. Hey, whoa, dude. Who wants to go, but not to lock this monster.

See how Bobby is the old we've got to go. - I don't think that's in Bucket Valley's book. I don't think that's what he's like. Yeah, I don't think that's what he's like. But the whole point of that in Chapter 3 is that,

like they live amongst us. Sure. The crack and all that. Also that brings in hybrids, hybrids make sense. - I'm probably pretty much. - Hi, I'm a hybrids.

You just had to use Korean in part of Vietnamese. What a fucking Japanese. - Japanese, Japanese, yeah, yeah. Don't let us get started. This is going to be conspiracy pod now. This is a conspiracy theory. I mean, the information we present so far is not,

it's not conspiracy, it's just the information that they give us. Yeah, but that has been conspired. That information is because of conspiracy.

“That's why it's the alternative to what's going on.”

It depends on what you're reading. Well, I know, but then, yes, everything is a conspiracy. That's the point.

Okay, look, here's what we're pulling.

Here's what we're pulling to nothing.

Appropote to what? Appropote to nothing.

What does that even mean?

He's saying, he's transitioning into something else. Okay, but let's go back to... Okay. Appropote. I don't know if I asked you this.

Are you pulling it? What? Is your name Robert Lee?

“Are you named after the general as your name just Bobby Lee?”

His name is... No, no, no, don't answer that. He fuck you, man. Hey, dude. Yeah, yeah.

He's a fucking human. He's on the same frequency. We have alien frequency, but I don't know, man. You're a fixed frequency right now, dude. You're the one from the Tribe Down Sound.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, Robert and Bobby... Yeah, it's Robert.

It's Robert Young Lee is my name. Okay. I'm not going to give you my social security though, okay? Put it up on the screen right here. Four, six, four, twenty, six, nineteen.

Yeah, yeah. Why'd you ask? Because Bobby is sharp for sure for Robert, right? Yeah. So is it...

Do Black? Yes, it is. Do Black people do that where we have like ten names for one name. Do you ever do that? Yeah, I call you Tina.

No, but I'm saying, I'm saying... No, no, no, no, that I love. Okay. That's the type of shit I fucking love. No, I'm saying why people will be like William is also bill...

Like Richard is Dick. Sometimes William is Dick is bill... These are all... Black people don't do that, right? Yeah.

Like Bob is Robert is also... Richard is Rick. Rick, Richard is Dick. William, Bob. They're all kind of this...

There's for some reason they all get like men. Black people don't do that.

“That's why your name is just so complex.”

You were Doc. Yeah. On your birth certificate, it just says DOC. No. That's not his birth name.

Oh, that's not my birth name. What's your birth name? Well, you... You do that? How do you...

I didn't know that! I mean, I got the same name as Bill Burr. Yeah. Some people call me Bill, some of them call me William. I can call you Bill.

I can call me with the fuck you won't call me. You know what? You know what? It's people who call me that. Like if I go to certain white people...

Tito? I mean... They'd be like, "Hey, Bill, come through!" I'm like, "All right. You call him Bill."

I have...

I've never called you Bill ever.

Well, why would... Yeah, but you don't... You didn't even fucking know that was his name? So you just would call him a name, you don't even know? Doc!

That's the name that you're... Yes, that's how you know. I was conditioned with Doc, right? All right. It's a conditioning system.

You know what? You did that. What? What is it called? You called me Willy Boy.

Willy Boy. Willy Boy. Willy Boy. If I called you, Willy Boy. No, no, no, no, no.

That's not going to work the same. I don't think you can call a black dude Willy Boy. If I get his permission, I could. I don't think he's going to go over well. Come here.

He's green. Yeah, you and a group outside and we go... Hey, Willy Boy, get over here. Well, I don't know if he's going to work. It was your mom, everybody.

What the fuck is that? He's got the I'm carrying out here. Yeah. Also, I don't have to upload to nothing, too. Apple, don't.

Apple, don't. Apple, don't. What's your shoe size? Eight. Eight.

We are that. Yeah. Great. Judd, Apple, don't.

“But that's what's interesting about like the...”

Your name is what white guys do with white names. Yeah. You know what I mean? That's what white guys do with white names. I see that more often not black dudes don't have five variations of the same name.

Now, we didn't make names. You get nicknames based on whatever your physical disability. Correct. What do you mean? I was growing up in your neighborhood, right?

And I had three toes of missing. What would be my... No, no, no, no. Jimmy, like Tim, come on over here. Okay.

I just had two nerves. I'll walk it up. Willy Boy, what's up? What would you call me? I don't know.

If you had two nerves... Yes, yes. No arms? Yeah, no arms. Oh, shit.

There's a comedian on social media called "Trainups" in this sentence. It's so hard to... You know what to say? Yeah, let's go. Oh, right, no.

Okay. Shout out to "Trainup". Yeah. What's up, trainup? Damn.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't know that. Dude, you got some fun? Yeah, yeah.

Okay. So, that's where he's so funny. Rock paper scissors? Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Well, I follow him on a gram. This is my dog. I like the laugh. That's fun. That's incredible.

Wow. So, now because we're so progressive, are the bathrooms now signs going to say, "Please wash your nubs before you go back to work." He's gonna cook this.

He's gonna cook this. Yeah. Well, look at that. Look at that.

Go back to the first clip of that.

He doesn't even need the barbell. He's arms are the best. Yeah, he's out there. Get them shoulders from the right there. I think that's what I'm talking about.

Yeah. How did he lose? He was born with no nubs. I mean, with nubs? No, I didn't even dive into it.

Okay. I got follow a lot of people with their handicaps. I'll just be like, "I just be like..." Give us some others, please. Yeah.

Yeah, my wife. Oh. Shout out to Tray now. By the way, we love it. Do they inspire me, is she?

Oh, yeah. Yeah. And it keeps me a check. As soon as I started complaining, and then I'm going through my field.

Oh my god. Man, you mother. Okay, let me give you my shit. And make sure you appreciate it for your blessing. Yeah.

You know, Louise.

“The comedian and Puerto Rican comedian in the wheelchair?”

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I always put them on my Instagram.

Yeah. That's my, like, my little brother. But I like to be around him because he checks me. Anything I try to say, if I go to complain, he just be looking at me like, you little bitch.

Why? Why? Yeah, she feels good. Because he's saying, you look at how good you have it. Yeah.

If he's just like, man, I can't blank blank blank blank. Louise is like, yeah, I can't get in the most bill. I can't say shit. Yeah. You remember, Francis, your Carlos, my cousin, I bought.

He's, he's has him. And indeed. No, indeed. He's a doctor. No, no.

He's not on. He wished. And cure itself. I don't have any friends that are have that. Is that, does that make me a bad person?

Yes. You don't have any handicap for inches. You do? Who? Come back to yourself.

No, no, my baby. Oh. He is his closest friend. To be fat. To be fat.

You don't have anybody? I don't know. Can we go back to the job at a school? I wouldn't risk it. Hell, right?

What the fuck do you mean? I mean, I'm handicapped. Well, he's saying you're, you're high functioning. I'm a holiday. Oh, I see.

Right. You're not hand. Are you, are you, are you what? Are you spectrum a little bit? No, no, I don't.

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No, dude. Because people ask me that all the time. Are you on the edge? You're not. Yeah, I'm not.

I'm a doctor. Oh, you do. My therapist says you're not. My psychiatrist says you're not. I took the tests.

So proud of you. Yeah. So I don't. But people think that I am spectrum. But you lied on the test when we took it.

Oh yeah. You lied. We had it on camera. We took an autism test. He lied the whole time.

No, I didn't. That was the gay test. Oh, the gay test. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was an autism test.

Do you have autism? No. No. I don't know. Okay.

You. The way he answered. He was like something he didn't need. He was like, no, I don't need that. I don't need that.

I don't need that at all. But who knows? We're not psychiatrists. What do we know? Or we're autistic.

Yeah. I think that.

“I mean, I think you have things that I'm not a psychiatrist.”

But I think you have them. Autism? No, something else. You remember to. What do I have?

I don't want to say it. You say it. I think you're bipolar. I think you're bipolar. I think you're bipolar.

I remember Robert De Nero. I know Robert De Nero. Anger management. A little bit. There's no way I'm not bipolar.

There's 100% you are. You think you are? Oh, my God. Do you find yourself in the bottom of the, like, at the rock bottom? Well, when I can tell that he's down, I step away.

Well, have clinical depression.

I've spoken very openly about that.

“I may have been diagnosed with depression.”

But I mean, that's, but that's, but I mean, that's when I'm very low. But extreme emotional highs, mania or hypomania lows depression. Yeah. Absolutely have many, many swings. I used to be like that.

Oh, dude. Yeah. I have it bad. Yeah. But I'm definitely not going to take anything for it.

Let's ride the lightning, dude. I'll see you when it's over. That's what happened to me. I just don't want to take pills to, like, level me to a place where. We'll let Willie Boy to speak.

Go ahead. No. It hurts to hear it. I heard a little bit. I know why.

Willie. Willie. Willie. William. Do you know, like, the history of.

I was a joke. William. Hey. Yeah. Willie Boy's cool.

I'm trying. Well, good. I was about to do it. If, if this depends on what you're. What?

I love you. Calling a black person boy is offensive. It is trips. They're dignity. Only man.

Rue Black hole. Yeah. Black hole. I know. What, so what are you going to say?

What are you saying? Oh, I was going to say. You were clinically depressed. Went to clinical depression. I did too.

My mom sent me to a psychiatrist. And when it was. Right.

Maybe the first year I moved out of the second year.

Why? Why won't you take medication? Because at that time, I just didn't. Trust this person who I just didn't know. You know, the one thing about meeting somebody and they say they're qualified.

When you go to them as an individual who's suffering, you're like, you don't know me. So there's a defense mechanism to happen.

“So in order for you to be open to that, you have to be willing to say, either they have to put you on a jacket and make you take it.”

Or you have to be comfortable with who you're dealing with. And so for me, I was like talking to this person. And I'm like, I didn't deal with the streets and dishes on the streets. That I can't even talk to you about you telling me medicine. Fuck.

It was just like one of those things where I was like, I figured out. And plus side effects. You know, it bothers. That's a big, big issue with people. Well, what lexapro, right, I can't, I can get aracked, but I can't climax.

You know, and but it took two years with my psychiatrist knowing me, talking to me every week. And he's like, I think we should try it. Lexapro. There was too many days of just being, you know, I don't know what joy, I didn't know what joy was because of the Ruminating thoughts, constant ruminating thoughts about the past or, you know what I mean?

And constantly, and it was just, I've always been in low level depression my whole life.

And then what happened was I took it. Yeah, I can't come. That's the most, it makes me a little more sad. Yeah, I can't come, right? But I don't have those ruminating thoughts anymore.

That's good. You train, so I'd say either come or be depressed. I would rather be depressed. Interesting. But no, I mean, what are the options? I mean, if I'm, if I'm, if I'm, if I'm, if, I mean, you can get a wrap.

Keep it real. I keep it real. Be, uh, because I, uh, I was depressed and still jacking off. So that's what I'm trying to say. Like, I was still watching porn. So yeah. Yeah. Well, that didn't help that. They didn't help, but you got to push you deeper into the depression. Well, well, yeah, probably did, but I think, for me, I had others. I was surrounded by more positive people. Well, such as my mom and I wasn't afraid to. So a lot of times, I keep the options. And you're just really just, either come or be happier.

“Be happier. Okay, good. I think some people that work, some people that doesn't work. I didn't, I didn't like taking it. I tried it and I did not enjoy the way I felt. I felt super, because I had deep personalization syndrome. You know what that is?”

It's terrible for people that have lived through that. You want to talk about insane and really felt like I was looking at my, well, if you've ever done psychedelics, occasionally you feel kind of like you're like looking at the machine. You're like staring at like, what is this thing carrying me through time and space, but it's not fun or interesting. It's sad and weird. It makes you feel like you're detached from your surroundings. You physically feel like I would get sick. If I went somewhere, like I would go to class sometimes and I would get to the class. I'd fight through all these feelings. I'd get there and then I'd get right back on my skateboard and go right back home.

Because I just couldn't do it. I felt like it was like, I wasn't me and I was in a body and I heard you feel like you're, you're just floating. Yeah, you feel you're floating. It's awful. It's a bad, but that, I will say, people that have lived through that. It's not fucking fun. It feels weird. And then when I cracked, when it, when I leveled out or whatever, I don't know what they call it and not medical. Best feeling in a word. I remember when it happened because I was leaving my buddies condo that I was staying in.

And on the floor of the front door, there was a mosaic tile. It was like a sunrise art piece that someone had made.

And I was leaving and I saw it when I opened the door and something was changing in me. Like I felt like myself. In the moment. You got in them. You observed something. It was wild. Yeah. Well, that's basically my mother told me too. She said, "Where are you laughing?" You bring up your mom a lot. She loves her. I know. I love my mom too. Go ahead. I'm not laughing at you. That's the hip water. That's actually where we were talking about that now.

But anyway, my mom told me she said, "Because I had that moment of clarity, like you had after so long." Yeah. And then when it started happening and she saw it, she said, "Have you just stuck with the therapist you would have been had?" Yeah. You got there fast. Yeah. Who cares? I think it's all part of the thing. Yeah. Yeah. And that's the beauty of understanding yourself and knowing what you are. But in that moment, that's the hardest thing. I don't really know.

Because even when we talk about Lexa Pro, we see what happened because Brody Stevens talked about Lexa Pro.

So that's the other side. So it's just, you never know how it's going to affect you.

But you do best. You don't know how it's going to affect you. People change mentally.

“What was your build-up to that moment? Do you remember what was the... Why did all that happen?”

Well, what was the... I had a bunch of... I had a bunch of... Not not the bad part. The part where you pulled out. Because that's what the fans would really want to hear. Oh, when I cried, you know what our fans want to hear. I don't know. It sounds like you're done.

Because they were... What are you doing all the time? Like, I like, or when I watch the stuff that they say, they're like, "Yeah, yeah, I love this type of car, they like stuff." Okay. What pulled me out was... I mean, I hate to say it's kind of like time. It's kind of like time helped me a lot. And I slowly started to...

What's the best way to compare this to is like... This is a very weak comparison, but I can't find that I can't articulate. Have you ever gone skiing? No. You never ski.

It was ever. Well, preposterous way to look at somebody. Like, fuck, you've been coming. No.

It's possible to do a lot of people ski they do.

They do. I've seen some of them, yeah. Yeah. They look like penguins. So funny. How about the other reason?

I thought, "Person, I don't know what you know." Like skis. Yeah. Yeah, skis. I was going to get you soaps right now.

So you're going to relate to this. (laughter) 2% of black American skis. Yeah, exactly.

“All right. So, you know, if that's why I left.”

You know what it feels like? It feels like... Oh, not racing. It feels like once you get over... Once you've tried something over and over and over.

Okay, here.

You know in a video game, you know in a video game when you can't beat the boss.

And you keep doing it and you try different ways to beat the boss. And when you're a kid and you're trying to figure it out. And then you know when you figure it out. And it kind of everything lines up. And it is if you're like, I could have easily beat the boss.

How did I not know how to... Well, how did I not know how to... Alvin Ring. Exactly. It's the same thing when it's like a little bit.

That's what it feels like. Alvin Ring is the hardest game ever made. And once you beat it and it takes... It takes a month just to kill one boss. What are you doing?

What's the name of that thing? Alvin Ring. The fuck is that? It's a video game. Alvin Ring?

Yeah, yeah. And it's the guy that did... Game of Thrones, what's his name? Peter Jackson. Not a Peter Jackson.

So this game was once popular amongst... It's still popular. What about you guys? You guys heard of it? Yeah, it's fake.

Yeah, I love it's coming now. Yeah, yeah. How long ago did this come off? It's... I know three or four years ago. But it's an open-world game.

Every time you meet a fucking boss, it takes weeks. You die over and over and over and over again. But there's something about the game is when you fucking actually beat one. The fire giant is the worst.

That took me two weeks. Look up the fire giant. There was comparison was good. That is what it feels like. You're exactly what it feels like.

Once you get... That's why I brought it up. You feel this thing right here, dude. This guy right here, dude? Just block her from street fire.

No, it's not block her. No, it's not block her. That's not that. You got this size. Look at this size and look at how little your character is.

And he has a mouth on his spotty. Dude, he touches you, you die. Yeah. Well, he has fire in his hand. Yeah, yeah.

He touches you, you die.

“You know, I think you get the same feeling and excitement when you be Bowser.”

Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's where my one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I guess Bowser.

Yeah, that's a good reference, too. No, that is true. That is exactly where my mind went. Yeah. I'm all the fuck when he was throwing a fireballs.

Oh. Look up Bowser. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I think my fire giant's a little scarier. But it's a baby bird.

What is is that your body just instinctually tells you to stop.

So like when I quit smoking, it's, my body just says, it's, it's, it's stop. Yeah. You know what I mean? This new thing, this new sardine cook. I know you're laughing at me.

And you, and you, and you keep bringing up these sardines. I don't know. It's a whole health thing. And I'm asking myself, you influenced me on the fasting. No.

Okay. Because when I got my colonoscic could be, I had to fast that, you know, the day before. Yeah. Right. And I showed up.

And I felt better of that night. Yeah. You know what I mean? Because when I eat processed foods like hamburgers or whatever, it might be, it makes me feel like shit.

Yeah. And so I think I'm in a new era. Because my body is telling me to do this shit. Yeah. The first.

I'm being real.

“I know you're, I think you're mocking me.”

I think you're mocking me. And I think that if you think it's a phase. How? I just said, yeah. You can wait.

Well, first of all. If you can do it. I'm not mocking you. But it is a phase.

These two things can be true.

Okay. You will 100% not stick to it. But I'm not mocking you. I'm supportive. Do you remember in Australia when you were like,

wait, you see how fucking jacked I get. And then you wanted to bet me. You were going to get jacked. And you were like, I'm going to be in the gym. And I remember that.

Yeah. I went to plant a fitness and they wouldn't accept my fucking membership. And then you started doing a thousand pull ups. And how many days did that last? Bidok.

Yeah. Don't listen to him. Yeah. He's going, yeah. I know.

Will it? Will it? Will it? Will it? Will it?

Will it? Will it? Will it? I know. What would train up say?

What? I'm going to break it. So this says, don't you? Yeah.

“I believe in you and I want you to be healthy.”

I've encouraged you to be healthy. Are entire friendship. I'm just saying you do great. You have big phases. Have you fasted?

No. No. That's our Lord. I'll have mercy. You have to.

Bro. I don't want it. Yeah. You can discipline yourself though. And get into the 48.

And then in the 72. And you get once you get that enlightenment. It's like a light head of feeling people say. Yeah. For me.

It's like a like your float. It's the one most beautiful film. Here's the problem. Second bottle of piano. Yeah.

So yesterday, I wanted to do a point of 48. You do. But I had you had a pot today. So I don't know if I was doing a 48 that I could have potted. What if you did a 24?

You still is like really close into that. Well, it's halfway. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Literally. But 24 is hard. Is it? It's fucking hard, Dad. Yeah.

The first eight hours. It's fine. But then it's like, you know, I had a fucking Mendocino farm on farms.

“Untouched chicken parmesan sandwich in the fridge.”

Sounds so good. Right? And it was like talking. Yeah. I do.

I'm in the end. Yeah. I'm in the end. Yeah. I'm in the end.

Yeah. I'm in the end. Yeah. I'm in the end. I'm in the end.

Yeah. I'm in the end. Yeah. I'm in the end. Yeah.

I'm in the end. Yeah. I'm in the end. Yeah. I'm in the end.

Yeah. I'm in the end. Yeah. I'm in the end. Yeah.

Yeah. I haven't done it today. But I did it this week. So it's like, how many days is it? I just like, I'm addicted to the high and the feeling of it.

It's just this feeling. I'm telling you today. How many days are you doing it? Two days. Two days.

Yeah. And just water, lemon, salt. Water and lemon water. That's it. No salt.

No salt. Hmm. Yeah. I don't want it. Listen.

It's a small amount of electrolytes. But it's just, I just like it for just a citrus.

Well, I'm going to, I've never done it two day.

I need two days off. And when I have that two day days off. Do, do, do. It's the fuck with. Do.

Do 168. What's a 168? That's eight hours eating and 16 without two days. Do them two back back to back and see how you feel. Okay.

So what you're doing, you're trying to jump straight into 24. 48, which is actually fucking pretty pretty good for you to do 24. Yeah. Yeah. Right across.

Okay. That's so hard. You're like a club. Yeah. Try it.

You're doing it. You do it. And you see. I'll do it. I'll clap if you do it.

I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll get to 48 before you will. Okay. We got to be together.

We got to be doing it. We have to do it. And I'm going to have, you know what's good. That's good. We're doing it together in a house.

And how about this? Yeah. And then food is getting delivered the entire time. A new challenge? Yeah.

Us three should do it at the same time. People just want people coming to go and eating at the house. No. We do an air, we get an Airbnb. He doesn't need to be because he can be there.

But he can do it. He's a lying willy. Yeah. I don't know. You're a lying willy dude.

And I don't know dude. So that's your new name right now. I don't even know.

So what I need to do is I need to get an Airbnb somewhere in like fucking,

you know, Joshua tree. I don't want to go out that far. I'll go. All right. We'll go to work.

Victorville. We'll stay here. All right. We'll stay here. What the fuck?

Why will we order food? No, he's making it extra challenge. No, I'm saying people.

“Yeah, for him, it's not a problem for you and I.”

It's a problem. Yeah. So we get Arctic. Well, I get my own water though. No, no.

Yeah. I would Arctic water. No, tap water. No, not tap water. I get Arctic water.

I need my tap. I need my Celtic sea salt. You do, you do drink tap. I don't tap if. Well, you drink it all the time.

Do you ever go to the restaurant get water? No, I don't. I don't get a bottle. Yeah. Yeah.

You. That's tap. I asked him sometimes. A lot of bottles are business equivalent to tap, by the way. No, that's why I said Arctic.

Yeah, you want fancy. No, I look at the past water in the market with less of all the. We're brand new goods. So they're mountain view.

I just think that's our first brand right there.

Who's it? I like mountain valley. I love this water. I haven't drank any of this. This is my favorite.

You got a glass. But actually, if you look at the rating on it, it's not the high. But anyway, it is pretty good. Oh, we'll look at the rating. We did.

We looked it up. It's pretty good. I'll go. It's good right. Water, then.

Hmm. Interesting. But can we do two days of fasting? Yeah, we could. I don't do this.

It's going to happen. I think docking our. I think you'll give up. I 100% heard that.

“The sheer competitiveness in my body will make me be.”

No, we'll just do 48. And then I'm going to go as far. I'll die. Just to be. I'll die.

I'll just die. I've got to see this. Because I don't. Dead friends. I don't believe.

What? I don't believe. I don't believe in me. I don't believe you. I'm willing. What?

I don't think you don't think I'll do it. No. That's insane. Yeah, I don't think you would do it either. 48?

I did 24 on my phone. I'm not saying you can. I can. I will. Do you do 24 tomorrow?

Okay. I have to pass tomorrow. Anyway. You win in a morning.

He said he could just do it on the first.

I can. When did you last meal? What was your last meal? Today? Earlier.

What time? 1130. 1130? 930. 930.

How do you believe? You could call my fucking family. I mean, would you? Yeah. Okay.

We haven't either. 1130. And then I haven't had anything in my mind. Well, that's the case. I have eggs and spinach.

Eight in a morning. I have an eight. Yeah. Yeah. I had a can of sardines in the morning.

But I already fasted yesterday. So it's like. Should do it again? Well, yeah. I can't do it because tomorrow morning.

I can't have anything. I have to go get blood drawn. And I can't be. You can't. All right.

So don't eat until tomorrow. 1130. Okay. Tonight. Sure.

What time you going to get blood drawn? 730. I don't trust them. I don't trust you. I don't trust anybody in this room.

We have to be in the same house. Yeah. This can. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. We'll get the nicest Airbnb in town. I don't want this. Yeah.

Me either. I'm going to set it up. I can tell you. I can try. If I go home tonight.

What's this? Just give me the two day give you drink water. Give me two dates. He's not traveling. Okay.

So I can myself get the nicest Airbnb in studio city. Yeah. We'll record it. Right. And we're going to do two days of fasting.

I'm in. Whoa. So the two days of fasting. Yeah. We're going to go straight.

No water and food. No. No. We make it water. Yeah.

No water. People do it. Okay. Yeah. People do it.

Right. And there's no side effects to it. We don't need that. Water is good water and I want my salt. Okay.

And it's going to flush you out. It's good. The water is good. Yeah. It's going to be the two worst days of our lives.

Because it's kind of hard. Yeah. It's torture. The bad fast. We're going to do it.

Yeah. Okay. And the parents find two days. When we do it. Join Whittison.

We are going to have an enlightenment together. Two days. Yeah. Yeah. It's going to be tough.

Can you do three? I don't think I can do three. Once we get to two, we might be able to just go to three. Yeah. Now, here's the other stipulation.

Are we sleeping in the same room? No. No. We got to keep an eye on each other. I don't know what you're up to.

I don't think the way that this guy orders food to his phone. He's got little soup. He's going to be there. We're going to be the guardian. Yeah.

You're a rat. You're not a guardian. You're a rat. Carlos is a rat too. I won't be eating either.

I'll just be fasting now. Carlos. Carlos. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I've seen Carlos not eat for a couple days. No. Carlos also will. He might have side house hustles.

No. And he'll do things for me that you won't even be aware of. That's my point.

“That's why I don't think he can't be there.”

No. Yeah. Because he'll get you stuff. Carlos, you went out. You went fasting before?

Yeah. Yeah. I've been having smoothies in the avocado toast for a year. There's not fasting. Playboard.

What does he see? Yeah. He's a long time without eating. He does it. I'll be on set when we're on the road.

We'll go to a steakhouse. He'll just get a chicken Caesar salad. No chicken. But then he also won't even finish it.

But I had a quarter pound before I came here.

“This is another thing I'm going to talk about.”

This is another thing I'm going to talk about. This is another thing I'm going to talk about. This is another thing I'm going to talk about. This is another thing I'm going to talk about. This is another thing I'm going to talk about.

This is another thing I'm going to talk about. This is another thing I'm going to talk about. This is another thing I'm going to talk about. This is another thing I'm going to talk about. This is another thing I'm going to talk about.

This is another thing I'm going to talk about. This is another thing I'm going to talk about. This is another thing I'm going to talk about. Oh, it's a treat for myself before bad friends. But that's like three days a week.

You have trauma responses to this place. What do you mean? You feel like when I walked into the door, it was almost like you reacted like it was a trauma response. Yeah, because you showed up so early.

I've never seen that in my life.

It's a double quarter pounder. No, I got a quarter pounder. No cheese. No cheese. No cheese.

No fries. No fries. And then four nuggets on the side. Did nuggets? Yeah, that's not even nuggets.

There's no chicken in there. I don't care man. I'm a human.

“That's why if you want to just do Chick-fil-A.”

Those that's real chicken. It's about convenience off the freeway. Oh my God. Oh, you like Chick-fil-A, don't you? Yeah, we love it.

The spices. The spices. When I've been into my first Chick-fil-A sounds. That sounds like experience. Man, I was like--

Yeah, detail it. It just was just like a mesmerizing experience.

When I've been into my first Chick-fil-A, I was like--

Well, let's go to the ordering process. I was like-- Hello. Next. Order it.

Fuck. The fucking you. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.

Oh, God. My bad. My bad. My bad. He's a surprise guy.

My bad. It was that delicious. Yeah, I stay away from there now.

“I know you do because you're to tongue it.”

But yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What do you get there?

I just get the same number one every time. Double double. With extra tomatoes and onions and chilies on the side. I'll re-roll my cheeses. Okay.

Let's go. [LAUGHTER] I don't even know. Do you get extra tomato? Yeah.

That's a wild one. No, onion. Onion is key. Man. Wait, but extra tomato.

So it just makes it sloshier, sloppier. Sloppier. You got fresh. You got it. This ain't enough.

I don't mess with it. I can't. The single burger. The number two. Yeah.

Shit almost over every time. But if I don't know what it is about that. I get the number two. Not enough ground beef on it or something. Okay.

I do a three by three. You shit on yourself. Yeah, it's like you give me diarrhea. [LAUGHTER] Every time.

I'm just holding on a throne. All right. [LAUGHTER] And no fries. Yeah.

I get the fry, but they think in and out make you mad with the fry or something. You just got to ask for extra crispy. I hate that. That's what I hate. You got to just ask for it.

Oh, there's a like extra crispy. Oh, I see.

I feel like they're always under cook that in and out.

That's what everyone really always. I mean, that's like part of their thing. The last couple of times, they've been crispy and I'm being mad as fuck. Well, give me your order. Come over to that.

Okay. The main one that make them crispy. If you want. If the one right there or if I did I go too often. All right.

You go to that. We don't go to show them. We don't go to show them. We're not allowed over there. Boozy.

[LAUGHTER] All right. Send us off, Doc, to say bye to them. Bye. And we'll see you.

Thank you for being about that. [LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER] I'm a little rusty. Yeah.

It's a little bit. Okay. Thank you for being a bad friend. Wait, dude, this one more time. Say it again.

And I'm going to mouth it and make me do it. Ready, one, two, three. Thank you for being a bad friend. [MUSIC PLAYING]