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You're these two. You're disgusting. You're the YouTube or something. The bad friends. Whoa.
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Is mine facing the right way?
Yeah, it is. What do you have makeup on? Because I'm going out after you're going to go.
“If you're going bowling, wait, who are you going bowling with?”
Her friend. And some friends. Yeah, yeah. You're going out on a date. No, just friends.
You're going out on a date. No. Yeah, you're fidgety. I know you're going out on a date. Who's the guy?
No one. Welcome back to bad friend. The one that she likes isn't Hawaii. All right. The one that you like isn't Hawaii.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No.
You have a crush on that one.
Really? Really? Really? Oh, boom. Hawaii and Rudy.
“You're in a different wavelength than I am.”
I don't know if I could do it. You're also loving me. No. Welcome back to bad friends. Yeah.
Yeah. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. This one is a carnival.
That's it. Good morning. Where are the dilethium crystals? Where are they? Rudy.
Are they? I don't know. Where are your boyfriends? Where are your BBC boyfriends? Where are your BBC boyfriends?
Where are your BBC boyfriends? Where are your BBC boyfriends? Welcome back to bad friends. It's our six year anniversary. Wow.
You want to go inside my black hole? Welcome to my black hole. Welcome. There's poo in there. Dude, six years we've been doing this fun show.
It's fun. You guys fun. Don't do it. I'm dark. I'm dark.
What a night to have. It's a Star Trek six year anniversary. We've got Rudy jewels over here. Been me down, dog. There it is.
Hell yeah. Dude. Give variation of the shocker. I got it. He's got it.
Did you see bad bunny or what? Oh. Did you see bad bunny? I saw a bad bunny. I saw a bad bunny.
I saw a bad bunny. I saw a good performance. It was great. It was Kevin Spacey did a little number. He did a little dance.
He had a top hat. You know what? John Voigt did a scene from Midnight Cowboy. Yeah.
It was awesome.
It was awesome.
Well, a lot of Americans were watching Bad Bunny ruin the halftime show.
Bobby and I were tuned into turning point. What did you get? Kid rock. It ripped the stage. What's up America?
Yeah. Sick of these liberal turrets. Yeah. And that lady that took eighth in American Idol. She was great too.
She was great. Dude. Bad bunny ripped. It ripped. It's so hot.
He's a hot guy. He's a hot guy. Yeah. Dude. You know my favorite thing about the Bad Bunny thing.
It made me laugh. They had a market place. Like a little convenience store on the background. And it said we accept EBT. I was like, that's so funny.
Yeah. It was in neon. Did you not see that? It was so funny. EBT accepted at the Bad Bunny halftime show.
Super cool.
“Was one of the worst super balls I think I've ever seen in my entire life.”
I didn't know who played it. Who won? Nobody. Everyone lost. Who lost.
Who won? Yeah. Congratulations to Seattle. Who cares? I don't care.
It was boring. But I'm more interested in right now. Yeah. How bad I feel about last night. I boneed you.
I boneed you bad. I boneed him good. I feel bad. He fucked me. Well, I feel so.
Can I tell? Yeah. Go ahead. Now we went to the premiere of our new animated movie. That Bobby and I play the announcer's Chuck and Rusty.
Please go see goat. It's out. February 13th. Yep. I think.
Yeah. Two days ago. Two days ago. It's out in the theater still. Please go see it.
Yeah. You finished it, right? Yeah. You went home halfway through. They didn't even sit at the same theater.
That's what pissed me up. I was alone. Right? Sitting there. Big back at Capaporn.
Oh. The slatter. Like far away. You guys could have taken us. Huh?
You guys both have plus ones. And you could have taken us. Oh, we could. There was so many. Yeah.
We could have. No. We could have. We could have. I loved it.
I actually thought it was awesome. Yeah.
“But I called you after your voice came out first.”
Do you remember? What do you mean? In the beginning of the movie. I could hear your voice in the background in the far background. In the far background.
Yeah. And it was. I was like. There's Andrew. But you got the biggest pops.
No, I didn't. And one of the guys son said to me at the afterpartics. We have friends that have kids that showed up. And I was like, did you like the movie? And he goes, yeah.
And I said, did you like the announcers? He goes, oh yeah. And I said. And I said, which one did you like more? She's like the big one of the little one.
And he goes, I like the little one. I said, good. That's good. That's good. He plays the little tiny one.
You ripped. It's, it's, it's cute and sweet and funny. Yeah. I hope people go see it. It's a fun animated movie.
Bring your. Bring your. The way he fucked me was. So then Saturday night. Oh, time out.
First of all, that night after the movie.
We were supposed to go to a little after get together. Nick Crowe, all these people that are in the movie go. I call him and say, where are you? Are you lost? Do you not know where to go?
It's literally in the same complex. I'm already at home. I'm in bed. Yeah. I was wearing bed.
He bailed halfway through the movie. I was alone. I wanted a woman working there. It goes, your friend left. I said, where did he go?
She goes, I think home. He got in his driver car and he left. Yeah. But then we were told the next night was like a rap party. But it was a screening.
No, it wasn't. During the day was. I know, but this is what he says to me. This lying bastard. Okay.
Well, it's not a lie. It's what I was told. They were like screenings all day and don't come. Spank. My boy, Spank.
Shout out to Spank. Spank goes, don't need to go. It's a screening. Anyway, I get a call going. A car's picking you up at 6.15.
I go, where are we going? He goes, you go to the rap party. So I'm going to go. Right. And then right.
The car arrives. I'm talking to Andrew and it goes. It's not a rap party dude. It's another screening. Right.
So I went up to the driver and I gave him some money. You know, you can go home. I don't want to go to the screening. He leaves. And then like 30 minutes later.
He calls me back. And I'm like, I'm gone. Sorry. I didn't go. Yeah.
I stayed at home. I watched Plurbus. Have you seen that show? I haven't. I haven't.
Oh, bro. It's great. I like the ending. Wow. It's good.
No, but Bobby goes. I gave that guy 200 bucks. And he made him leave. I was like, wow, you don't want to go to rap party anyway. Because it's just a bunch of drunk people standing around.
I wanted to go. Should have gone. I told you to go. Fuck me. We're talking about.
“You could have called your manager and said, can I get another car?”
And they would have said. Yeah, I'm not getting it now. See? I'll tell you why it could have been fixed. It's not.
It can't be fixed. Right? Because those drivers were just specifically. They know what to do. You know, right?
You know that, right? Is that your mom? That's insane. That's insane, dude. That's your mom.
Yeah. It's a great. She's yellow, dude. Put the. Wait.
What is that in Star Trek world? What is that called? Who is that woman? She's playing. This is the locker room for the guy.
Oh, oh. Oh, oh. That jerk material. I get it. That's insane.
That's your mom. Hey, can I have that frame?
That is actually amazing.
Your mom's tits are that big, actually.
What?
They are. Okay.
But if with that face, would you?
Oh, yeah. With that face. Without. Yeah. Rudy.
Be good. I am good. No, you're not.
“You know what's so funny when you put on face makeup like this?”
When you put on face paint, like you're going out for the night? I know it's because she's going on a little secret date. Yeah. You are. I'm just hanging out with friends.
No. You look like a colorful coconut. You're like with Tom Hanks painted the coconut. That's actually the mad bucket in the island movie. Wilson.
Yeah. Wilson. Your new nickname is Wilson. Yeah. Everybody in line call Rudy Wilson.
Wilson. Wilson. Oh, that was so good. That's you, rude. That's you.
That's cute. Where are you going after? You're going bowling. Yeah. I haven't parked.
Are you going to have a purple? Fantastic.
Going out all the time now.
Now, what time does she get home to the house? Sometimes four in the morning. Gross. Yeah. Did you see it on the ring or whatever on the camera on your camera?
No. No, he just hears me because he's also a way. He's playing. He's playing games. Yeah.
I was like, I wanted her around in the kitchen. But when she comes home, do you interrogate at all? Are you ever like, what's been to the house? Yeah. She immediately starts yelling.
You do you get mad? Look where to go. Yeah. Where'd you go? I'm going to be right to go out.
I'm going to be right to go out. I'm going to be right to go out. I'm going to be right to go out. I'm going to be right to go out. You're going to be right to go out.
You're going to be right to go out. You're going to be right to go out. You're going to be right to go out. You're going to be right to go out. You're going to be right to go out.
You're going to be right to go out. You're going to be right to go out. You're going to be right to go out. You're going to be right to go out. You're going to be right to go out.
You're going to be right to go out. Would you? Or the morning? For the morning. Yeah.
I'm concerned. Here's the difference. You can do whatever you want. Doesn't mean you should or have to. So what are you doing out at that late?
“Well, the last time I just went to the beach and friends.”
I don't like that. And then I go, would you go to the beach with me? Because my friend Hillary and then pause. And then a bunch of guys. Yeah, a bunch of guys.
A 4 AM. Yeah. Let me tell you something. My mom used to say to me, nothing good happens after 2 AM. You should come home.
Come between 2 and 4 AM. Something bad is going on. You smoked weed. See? Smoking weed.
Smoking weed. No. Just a little gross. You're a bad kid. No.
It's not. We need to just weed. Just a little bit. It's just meth. It's just crack.
It's just. I'm not doing it. Other stuff. That's how it starts with the weed. It starts with weed.
I think it's so shocked. Marijuana has been labeled as a gateway drug. The gateway drug.
Statistically, most people who use hard drugs use marijuana first.
Pound for pound. Marijuana and adolescent brain development. Because the teenage brain is still developing until the teenage. Until the mid 20s, which you're not in your mid 20. And what tough love?
Here's tough love. Yeah. Yeah. You do it again. You're out of the house.
Oh, yeah. You're out of the house. I got a nipple piercing too. What the fuck? Oh, no.
You did it. What? Yeah. That's unbelievable, dude. You're really pissing us off, man.
What do you got now? No, I'm not. It's just fun. No, it's not fun. It's gross.
It's gross. Oh, my God. You know what?
“She's going to have tattoos on her face.”
Yeah. Next tattoo's on the way. Yeah, yeah. Face tattoos on the way. Tear drops for the dead homies on the way.
I can't believe you did that. It wasn't painful. No, that's not what we're talking about. Who'd you get it with, your friend? Here.
Yeah, we're at a mall. No, it's a tattoo shop. Yeah. Bad people. I don't have a place to tell.
Is that where you get your weed? No. You get your tattoo. Tear is in a bottle of weed. Yeah.
Guy who doesn't know about weed. Did you get a bottle of weed and your kitty pears? Yeah. At the tattoo shop. Did you get a craft of weed?
Huh? Who gave you that shit, that sinister weed? Yeah. Who gave it to you? You just snored it.
He snored it. He snored it. They put it in there. Yeah, they do. They'll put it right in there.
Yeah, they rub it on their eyes. [laughter] It goes straight to the brain. Where are you buying the weed? I'm not buying it.
I just, um... Oh, you're the dragon. You're boyfriends. She's got a white boyfriends. I dropped you a boy from the name of the name of the weed.
Roo! Huh? Roo! You're a bad bunny. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. [laughter] [laughter] Oh, what else do you do at night? That's it.
Pearson, you're ticked. You're smoking fucking drugs. Drogs. At the bush. And by the way, Hillary's not a real person.
[laughter] No, you call me as mayor. You're a real mayor. You're a real mayor. You're a real mayor.
You've ever even seen a herd of runes. Hall Hillary right now. Yeah, who is Hillary? Put her on the like. It's mayor.
Shut up. Is it Hillary Clinton? Oh, it is. Hillary Clinton. Oh, you mean one of Epstein's friends?
Yeah.
Hillary, Hill dog.
The sinister suit wearer?
[laughter] Answer, Hillary.
“If she doesn't answer, there's no Hillary.”
Which is not answer. No, it doesn't matter. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Because you're calling your mom. Yeah.
And she's not picking up the phone. Yeah, you put your mom. A random girl's face on the fucking- Let me leave a voice message. When you have finished recording, you may hang up.
Hillary, excuse me. We heard about the marijuana. The weed and the prosthesis being pierced. And the boobe piercing. Yeah.
We need to call back. Call back a step. Call back a step. We need to talk to you about Jesus Christ. Yes, the Lord and Savior.
Your Lord and Savior, right? We need to talk about discipline. That's right. Right. And if you want to get scared straight.
We'll scare you straight. I'll scare you real straight. Yeah, pal. Listen here. You know what?
Don't call. Jewels ever again. Don't ever. Yeah, you don't ever call her. She's not your friend.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right now. The path of life you're living is like scoliosis. It's all crooked. Yeah.
You want to get straightened out, pal? Yeah. You got to come see us. The bad friends. And let me tell you something.
Yeah, tell him. Let me tell you something. If I catch you, listen in a bad bunny. I get you listen in a bad bunny.
When someone like Rudy always flip itally, flip itally, talks about drugs and tit peer stuff.
And her friends imagine what they're doing when they're not joking around. This is funny because a hot podcast. You're playing the devil's game. You're playing the devil's game. And you're playing right into his hand.
Yeah, like this. Yeah. Rudy. He whispers in your ear. Okay.
You're playing the devil's game. You are. Yes. Yeah, you are. You are.
Okay. We just smoke some time. Wait a minute.
“Did you get your booge pierced when you were stoned on marijuana or drunk on alcohol?”
No. Liar. You were sober. 100%. 100%.
So you went to tattoo parlor. You walked in. You lifted your shirt up. You put your tits out. And you let some creepy devil man.
Was it a man or woman they did it? I got it. Oh, I got it. I got it. Right?
What? You're 14. I'm 24. I'm 24. You're 24.
Still.
Some man slid a needle through your breast in front of other people.
And you think, fun time Saturday night. I don't mind showing my booge. Oh my god. How did he hold it? How did he hold it?
Yes. Did that. And then he stuck the needle. I don't. He hates women.
Yes. He's a misogynist. He's a misogynist. He's a misogynist. He's a misogynist.
Any guy out there that's willing to deform a woman's breasts. He's a misogynist. And this man. Amen.
In this man. Okay.
“Yeah, because you felt pressure because of a power struggle.”
But Hillary made you do it. Hillary! Hillary! Yes. Yes.
You stepped on it. No. No. I got bored. People are doing it.
You want to be a real American? Bobby. No. You want to be a real American. Right?
Do you want to be a real American? Oh, say. Can you see? No. Let me tell you.
Does Hillary have her breast pierced? No, she didn't. Okay. So does anyone in the circle have their bootpairs? Not just me.
Why did you? Yeah. Why are you the ringleader? Because I got bored. So I told her.
Let's go to the tattoo shop. Get a hobby. Get a hobby. Batman. Yeah.
Play jacks. Curling. Cards. Yeah. Something.
Darts. Shuffleboard. There's so many other necknacky things you can do. You're the business fun too. No, that's not.
Are you going to get a tattoo? She is. Hmm. Let me guess. A pentagram.
Yep. No. Yep. What is the devil's game? I want to come my whole back.
What do you want on your whole back? Yeah. I don't know. But something else on my chest, like a tribal. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, oh. Oh, why he's got her, man. Yeah. It's going to be a whole life.
Yeah, yeah. No. You're on. I used to date one of them. Yeah.
Right. She's got tribal tattoos. Yeah. And a meter crazy. That's why I'm no longer with her.
That's right. You're right. There. Yeah. That's Kala.
Yeah. That's Kala right there. That was a picture. Kala when they were going out. When she was going out.
That was when she was heavy. Have you seen the news? Hillary. Answer. Get it.
I'm excited. Hillary. Did you want me to answer one? Talk to you. Oh, no.
Hillary. Yes. What are you doing? I'm home. You sound like you're on drugs.
Are you on drugs, Hillary?
I'm doing drugs.
You don't smoke marijuana.
You don't smoke marijuana? Never. Is that in my life? Really? All right.
So when Jules is smoking it, she doesn't herself? Yeah. I do it by myself. Hillary. Yes.
Do you smoke drugs with Jules? Sometimes. Do you want Jules? Did you influence her? No.
I influenced her. Stop it. Did you influence her to smoke marijuana? Hillary, are you?
“Are you dating some pod head that drives a souped up Honda Civic?”
Is that what you're doing? And he's going around town with a loud muffler. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Is that the guy that you're hooking up with? Taking her to tattoo Polars?
Getting her tits pierced. Did you convince her to get her teddy pierced? I did not. Who else got their tits pierced in the group? Me?
Okay, Hillary. Hillary. Give it to me. Hillary. It's Uncle Bob.
I'm not living right now.
Good boy. Did you see? Can I talk for a second? I'm pissed. Yeah, I'm pissed too.
Did you see Avatar Fire and Ash? You didn't? No. Will they instead of going to the beach and doing drugs? Why don't you go outside moving?
I'm just giving you options. What else you can do? You know what I mean? Right? Is this a girl?
Did you see Melania? Great document. Great document. Is it not great? Oh, say.
Yeah. You see. Wait. You should go watch Melania. Melania.
It's very good. It teaches you about work ethic. It teaches about principles. And immigration. In immigration, right?
It's big. Yeah, yeah. And also shoes. You like shoes, Hillary? Yeah.
Okay, good. So she got her food pierced too. You lied. Yeah. You also got your Ted pierced Hillary?
No, I'm just kidding. I did it. Okay. It's funny job. Yeah.
I got a tattoo. What tattoo? A fairy. Oh, you mean a Satanic symbol? Yeah, it's a Satanic symbol.
Yeah, it's a Satanic symbol. Because fairies look up fairies. Satanic symbol. You're a dwarf as well. It's a dwarf as well.
It's a dwarf as well. It's a dwarf as well. It's a dwarf as well. It's a dwarf as well. It's a dwarf as well.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah. A fairy has it. There is no singular official fairy. Satanic symbol.
Yeah. But. Yeah. Horned goat. Horned goat.
Yeah. Yeah. It's a trickster fairy. Fuck. It's a fairy.
Is it Clay Aiken? Yeah. He's a fairy too. Right. Yeah, yeah.
Or yeah. It could be Ricky Martin. He could be Ricky Martin. He could be Ricky Martin. He could be Ricky Martin.
Yeah. He could be Ricky Martin. He could be Ricky Martin. He could be Ricky Martin. He could be Ricky Martin.
He could be Ricky Martin. He could be Ricky Martin. He could be Ricky Martin. He could be Ricky Martin. He could be Ricky Martin.
He could be Ricky Martin. He could be Ricky Martin. He could be Ricky Martin. He could be Ricky Martin. Yeah.
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“My dad used to ductate me to the basement wall and throw darts at me.”
[LAUGHTER] So have a great happy anniversary. [LAUGHTER] [INAUDIBLE] Wow.
Amazing. Guys, that's it. It's a blessing. Thank you. [APPLAUSE]
How do you feel? Good. Six years later. Six years later now. Let's talk about what this did for your life, Bad Friends.
Yeah. Change your life. I know you made a list of 20 things. Go ahead. Go ahead.
Yeah, I got 25. Yeah, yeah. I didn't know. She said 20. Oh, wow.
So let's start with you. 20 things. 20 things. How about your life? Very good.
Um. Um. Friends. Yeah. Family.
Um. What? [LAUGHTER] That's a list. Why?
It's helping you. Can I help? No, I'll just say one. Go ahead. I think it made me really confident.
“I think it made me not think too much about what people think.”
It made me feel just like it's okay if I have an accent. It's okay if I, I don't know, sound stupid. It's okay. And I feel like it really helped me just become stable with myself. Oh, my God.
I think that's really as true. I think you become more yourself than anything. I thought that almost made me cry. Since the day that you cleaned that knife, I think something clicked. No, because I saw her performing a main room.
Yeah. Yeah. Not being real. Yeah. And I saw Jules on stage.
And she was so natural. She was doing it. Yeah, yeah. She was on stage. Legendary, huge intimidating room.
Oh, my God. Right. And like if you think six years ago, there's no way should be able to do that. No. Yeah, yeah.
Bad friends changed, changed all of our lives, but changed your life.
It's truly.
You like became your own.
Yeah. Confident. You know, a little, I know. Yeah. On the edge.
On the edge. On the edge.
“Not everyone goes, I don't talk to anybody six years later.”
I'm peers are my kids. Yeah. But I am proud that you become your own. And also this takes. We want to take the opportunity to tell you that it's time.
Time for you to move out. Yeah, we're ready. So we're ready. We're ready. You up till Friday.
You started. So you're going to leave. You're going to move out of the house. You got the dogs. Don't worry about the dogs.
You're going to go to the pound. Oh, no. No. Well, half of them are going to put the sleep. Yeah.
Right. Yeah.
And then some of them are going to take the pound.
Yeah. Yeah. I know actually. There's one guy named Tran who's going to take it. One of the dogs.
Tron. Yeah. Tron. Yeah. Tron.
I don't know what he's going to do with the dog. But anyway. Tron. That's Remi. Remi is going to go to the Tron.
Yeah. Yeah. And so out by Friday. Yeah. And all of it.
I want my car back. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
You really have had a great run. It's a good run. It's been nice. But you're done. How about you?
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We sent you to Mars. The friendship I've gained from this show. Like the love that we've got from this show. The people that I've earned from this show that I've gained. The fanship.
The fans are fucking unreal. I think it's the coolest thing we've ever done. I've said this before. I'm going to be uncorny.
“But this changed my life in the best way.”
In a way that I could never have dreamed or even hoped for.
It was the greatest moment in my career. And if this is the greatest thing I ever do, that's awesome for me. If I never do anything bigger, better, more impactful in the comedy world. This has been the greatest thing that's ever happened to my career. By a landslide.
It brought you and I closer as friends, as brothers. I don't know. It just did something for me that I'll never ever be able to top no matter what it is. That's a fact. I'll never be able to top this.
It's the most fun I've ever had in my entire life. It's been the best ride.
Hopefully that was the main thing.
Fuck is it my turn to the gratitude.
Sorry man. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I apologize. Go ahead.
It was a good ride man. Thought it was a good ride. Yeah. What are you Johnny Depp? What are you doing?
Are you tweaking out? What did it do? It's changed your career. This changed your career. What career did?
What's up man? I'm free. Yeah.
“Can you imagine what this life would be like without bad friends for you?”
Not as good. Not as good. Not as good. How fucking insane what you went through. Well, Friday or Dad dying.
A relationship ending. I can't you my fucking friend. Sit down man. Are you still on a govy? I know.
I know. You got to increase the doses. I quit taking it three weeks ago. I know. Well, because I can tell.
It's wiggling. I know. It's wiggling fast. Well, because I went back so far. Immediately.
Because I saw that we'll go be commercial on the Super Bowl and I said Bobby's on that. And somebody goes still. And I go. I don't know. Yeah.
I don't think so. It's changing. It's a return of rapid return of appetite and increased cravings. If we're most used to significant weight regain. It's serial for me.
The best. At four the morning. What is it? I do three different now kinds. Whoa, whoa, whoa, what are they?
What are the kinds? Okay. So I do. What's Bobby Lee's true? We already talked about the life cinnamon cinnamon life.
What? Yeah. Golden grams.
You're probably going to like, you're not going to like the first two or
Good. All right. Frosted miniweets. Get fucked. Get out of the ghetto.
What do you? What do you 16? Yeah. Almost. Before you.
Yeah. And then sometimes they do cocoa pebbles. Love. Yeah. Which are favorite cereals?
Three. If you had to combine three cereals. What do you eat? In the Philippines. We had.
Oh, here we go. Here we go. We have bad, we have bad. Boko crunch. We have cocoa crunch.
Oh, yeah, cocoa crunch. Poco crunch. Okay. It was just a Milo. Milo.
We love Milo. It was just mud. But it was. We call it cocoa crunch. A little buzz of mud.
Now on cocoa crunch. Oh, it's just for the know cocoa crunch. It's still nestly though. Yeah, it's kind of good. Yeah, cocoa crunch.
And fruit loops. Yeah. Is it a two can or a bat?
“Do you remember when fruit loops is of, um, a Mandela effect?”
The bird. Don't look it up. Drives me nuts. Yeah. Well, it's like I learned today.
How, how? Do you know what fruit loops, how they spell fruit loops? Fruit loops. Yeah. Very good.
[LAUGHTER] Six years. You know. Cruising. Yeah.
What is it? Fruit. Yeah. Four. F-R.
U-I. No. Uh-oh. F-R-O-O-T. Yeah.
Fruit loop. Yeah. Fruit loop. [LAUGHTER] It's how you guys would feel.
Fruit loop. Look. It's fruit loop. It's not spelled like fruit. It spelled.
Fruit loop. Look at that. Do you know that? No. It's a Mandela effect.
You know what Mandela effect is? Some people think it's like a different way. And some people think it's something. You remember it. You think you remember it one way.
But it actually was never that way.
There's one that fucked me up today.
“Which I watched a Mandela thing on TikTok today.”
Crazy about it up. Suspenders. Suspenders. Or not on Mickey Mouse. Yes.
Look at it. Right now. Mickey Mouse suspenders. He never had suspenders. But I remember.
Wow. In having suspenders. I got one. I got one for you. Hold on.
I got another one. It's going to fuck up. Can I do one now? No. Yeah, please.
Give me. You're the curious judge. The monkey. Does he have a tail or no tail? He's got to have a tail.
Does he have a tail? Yeah. Look it up. He does. Wait.
Because you tricked me. Because my mind was going to say. Maybe he doesn't have a tail. He does not have a tail. He doesn't have a tail.
When he's walking with the guy. He doesn't have a tail. Wow. He doesn't. He doesn't have a fucking tail.
Did the park range or take it? Yeah. Oh, wait. Zoom in. Yeah.
Is he a gorilla? Zoom in. Zoom in. Yeah. Like a gorilla.
Oh, baby. Look what he has. Yeah. He's got his nipple pears. Probably a pot smoker.
You know what the tail's jammed in his ass. He talks it. Yeah. He's a talker. I got one.
Give me a mandala. The monopoly man. Yeah. Ask me. We just run him with the bag of money.
Yeah. No, Monica. Interesting. Yeah. No, Monica.
Monica, Monica. What do you think? No. So he never had one. But that image of him running with a bag of money.
Yeah. See, they want right there. The right one. That. For some reason, people all thought he had a monochole.
I did. I know all the men know about that. Oh, you know. Yeah. That's why I said it.
See, but he used to have a cane.
Yeah.
But he never had a cane in the image.
The cane was years later. He actually never had a cane in the original image. I always thought he had a monochole. I know. I did.
Yeah. Mr. Peter looks a very similar. Then I do my gratitude. Yeah. Do gratitude, please.
Will you do it right now? All right. So we went to the premiere. You know, we went.
“And it was like, it was at the centricity ball, right?”
Who the weird place. And there was like, that's the sea of kids. You know, boys and girls club. He boys and girls. And when I came out, the place went crazy.
Yeah. Chanting my name. Yeah. And it's all from bad friends. Yeah.
I don't know. No, but it was essentially the last seven years of my life. Yeah. Which is this has been a big part of, you know, it's.
I remember when I after mad, um, Pauli told me, "Dude, you're never going to make it, dude."
I guess. Yeah. Because dude, if mad didn't do it, dude. Now that he's going to do it, dude. What an asshole.
And then now he said, you made it, dude. Okay. Yeah. I mean, so it's like, you could just kind of feel. You could feel it in the, in the, in the wind.
You made it. In the straights. A long time ago. No, no. I don't think so, dude.
But bad friends have solidified the little kids, the little kids from boys and girls club. Pauli shit. Because I remember you, you were signing their shirts and they lost their mind for Bobby. It was, it was so funny man. They were like, it was, it was fandom.
And you're talking kids. Like, they never saw Mad TV. Like, they weren't alive.
“These are, these are nine to 12 year old kids.”
But they were losing their minds. They were having so much fucking fun. It was cool. You don't believe us? No, I believe them.
I'm here for all of this. You can thank us for this fame. Whoa. Like, you just show up and sit down for 90 minutes, but a lot goes into it. So, this is what you do.
This is what you do. Boom. All right. I do. Hey, what you do?
Boom. He does it. I do that. Yeah. That's what you do.
That's the book. I'm basically, I'm basically your manager, dude. What you do? This is what you do. Yeah, come at six.
Why don't you thank you? Why don't you give some gratitude. Fans for this thing. Yeah, you three have gratitude. Well, no, no, no.
Let's hear fancy, most important.
He was here from the very, very beginning. Beginning. There's, there's not a better middleman than you. Thank you. I'm, I think I got that.
Cause we've been in life. I had a dream. Yeah. Once. No, and that dream is.
And things. It's not the only thing. Just like Martin Luther King. I had a dream. It was like, what kind of inspired to.
And it's like, kind of be the better middleman. And maybe the truth. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, this shit.
Are you feeling good? No good, dude. You deserve it, man. You're the best middleman, dude. You're the best middleman, dude.
You're the best middleman, dude. You're the best middleman, dude. You're the best middleman, dude. You're the best middleman, dude. You're the best middleman, dude.
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You're the best middleman, dude. You're the best middleman, dude. You're the best middleman, dude. I appreciate it. Thanks for having me on.
I saw I came on an episode 87. 87. That was your first, yeah. Yeah. So it's awesome to still be here.
I feel like you've been here forever, like since the beginning. Well, essentially, right? Because well, what, what, 52 weeks, right? So he did, within the beginning of the second season, second year is when he came on. No.
You're the only reason he didn't come on earlier is because we were on a restrictive cast because COVID. COVID. We couldn't, we couldn't have people at the studio. Yeah, who was doing, he was just you, right?
Who's just fancy alone in a lot of this. Well, I remember on the stairs and then Georgia comes sometimes. We kick him out. Yeah. He had the game.
Then Pete came. Pete. And I remember Pete. I love Pete. I'm not sad.
Yeah.
“Remember that you just throw a gross sauce out of him?”
[LAUGHTER] He called him Peter Chokalat. He called Peter Chokalat. He drove Chokalat. He drove Chokalat.
He drove Chokalat. We love Pete. Yeah. Petey and Georgia come on and then after COVID wiggled its way away from our psyche when we were sick of the bullshit, that's when he joined.
And McCone, you're a newbie. You're only two. Let's come in one, three. This will be the third year. Wow.
When secular was on, that was the first time I was here mentioned. Yeah, you came in that tough year. Tough. Yeah, that was a tough year. That's hard.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Great troll to have you guys along for this ride. McCone and Carlos and fancy. And also you, the jewels.
Also the jewels more than anything.
We've had great guests. It's been crazy.
“Yeah, we've had a couple years when I've had great guests.”
Yeah, yeah.
When they said Jack Black wanted to do this show, I was like,
[LAUGHTER] Were you at scene? As you see in the show? John Cena? John Cena?
Yeah. And Afron? Not. The world has been crazy. And we're going to continue to the show for the fans
because it's the most fun we've ever had. It is by far. Yeah. And I do think I'm making a slight prediction. But the fall of the fall of 2027, which is a full year and half away,
we'll do a bad friend's global tour. Really? Yeah, last one. Our last one. Our last tour together.
I think we'll do one big. The last one is between our last one. Yeah. But we'll do one final one. Well, that's our all good bands.
Yeah. You have to be on tour with us. Yeah. You do it. You do.
It's only fair. Yeah. Yeah. If we can still take us. Yeah.
And also fancy as to come. Are you working on another baby? No. It's be honest. Because we can't take you if you have another kid.
So if you have another kid, you got it. You can't. Because we're childless. You know? We're sloths of the street.
We're childless trash. Yeah. Better for you guys. Focus on work. Oh, is that a facetious?
You being a smart ass? No. You just got a citizenship too. Don't make us take it away. You've got to calm down.
Okay. You guys showed up for my special ever. You did. That was really sweet. Powerful.
Now you guys were backstage. And, you know, I thought that, you know, you can, you can get in your head and go, Oh, that was bad or whatever. Because you know, you, you know, you get off stage or like, I could have done this better than that.
And then you guys were like, no, that was, you know, I just, the affirmation made it clear. Yeah.
“When you guys said that it's good, I believe you do.”
Yeah. I don't believe comics. I, well, that's it. I got, yes. Comics now.
But these guys are, these guys are, are friends. Yeah. And they'll tell you the truth. They're not on stage every night. You know?
Yeah. So they, they, they really mean it when they say it. Finally. Finally. Finally.
Finally. We have, that's not really etched in stone. We can think of another one.
I think finally is so good.
But I think it's finally. You think so? Yeah. I don't like playing a word, shit. Really?
I don't. It's kind of like the funny thing. That's what we do here at this show. I know, but I'm not, in my own personal life, a funny part. No, finally, finally is very, is very poignant anyway.
Just finally. Nothing's finally. Yeah. Beautiful. Yeah.
I'll say this. What's really going to happen is. Tell us. The year will be met with great strife and struggle. A lot of wild shit going on right now.
It's already bad now, though. I know. But it's going to chill out at the end of the year, because people will be sick of the nonsense. I don't know. And they'll go, what do we need to break up the year?
And they'll say, finally. Bobby Lee. It's been a long, it's been a long, wonderful. It was fun. Would you re, oh yeah.
“I just remember that, that there's a little tiny things that happened on the show that”
I'll never bring in. You're saying the joke of Thumball. Thumball's one of the funny jokes you ever said. I laughed harder than I've ever left. In fact, we revisited tonight at my buddy Jim's house.
We revisit his because it will go via came a commercial came out of the Super Bowl. As a Bobby's out will go be. And I say, I remember when he was on Ozzampack and he threw up for the promo for the Halloween episode two years ago. Yeah. And you puked right there in the front room.
Yeah. And I laughed so fucking hard. I laughed. I couldn't stop laughing. I thought you were goofing around.
When you were like, I don't feel good. I was like, you're being up. But at the time you weren't laughing. Yeah, I was cracking up. You see.
I never laughed. You heard you laugh louder when I fell. Yeah. It's the funniest moment ever. Yeah.
When you fell in the roller skates is maybe one of the funniest. Yeah. No, but you throwing up in the hallway got me so good.
Because the first couple of times was like, oh no.
But it kept coming. I couldn't stop. I was so sick. I had to walk in the other room. Oh, I got so sick.
Yeah, but now I'm looking. I know, but fat again. No. Yeah, yeah. You're not fat again.
Yeah. I'm just getting rolls. But you got off of Wigovie. Why'd you stop using it? I just got so nauseous dude.
You retired of the nausea. I'm just talking. But now I just got new medication for the nausea. But now I'm on lexapro. Sure.
And so I'm on so many different things now. It's like, you know what I mean? I'm like afraid of who's prescribing my psychiatrist. But maybe you should change. No, let's approach really working.
No, but lexapro come the other night. That was the scary part. I know I remember. So lexapro lexapro off. Yeah.
So lexapro on Wigovie off. Yeah. Anti nausea medication. No, off until I'm back on Wigovie. I'm going to go back here.
I think tomorrow is the day. You go back. Yeah. It's it's it's it's like a low-homing nausea. Hmm.
Right. It's like, you're not going to vomit. But it's like a kind of like a light sickness that's in your gut. I like that. Right.
And you're just walking around with it. Yeah. And it's just like. It's just tired of that.
Yeah.
You know, I'm back on creatine, which is crazy.
What's that?
“Creatine creatine is a very long research, long use product.”
You use for at post exercise. Well, I mean, I use post exercise. Some people do it pretty. But it, uh, I found out some of the health benefits of creatine outside of like muscle building and stuff. Hmm.
For the brain. I used to take it when I was in college and I worked out a lot. And then I stopped. But then look up the, the, the brain benefits of creatine. It's actually amazing.
Do you need a prescription for that? No, brother. Creatines. You could buy it the store. Yeah.
You know, improve short term memory. I mean, I'm on real medications and you brought up creatine. Like there was weird. I think vitamins. All right.
It's like, well, I told you, maybe maybe you shouldn't be overly prescribed drugs.
Yeah. It's, it's a little startling because I now, because I have, I'm on riddle in. Yes. This is my thing is they want to throw everything at you. I have so much.
I have riddle in. Now, lexapro. Also a tunnel in all as your penis working. No. I can get a rack because of Bluetooth. Yeah.
Where is it? It's not on the spaceship.
“Do you have one of those little things like that's this Monday Tuesday?”
Of Bluetooth? No. No. No. No.
On their Bluetooth. A pill case. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
You have a pill case.
No, but I have like a role.
Oh, my, it's, it's up system. Yeah. So it's a pill case. Yeah. I have a system.
Yeah. But I just don't want to take a lot of pills anymore. Yeah. I, I, I, I don't know if I need it. I think if the lexapro helps, that's good.
Are you on any medication at all? It is helping. I don't show you. Are you on it? Yeah.
You know what?
“It stops some of the illuminating thoughts.”
Yep. Because I have these things that really occur in my head. Of course. And I mean, a mental nightmare. What are you doing?
You're on lexapro as well. I've been on it for like five years now. And on prep, right? You're on prep. No.
Although a doctor did recommend that to me once. You should probably get into this. You might get under prep. Cause you do. What is prep?
That's what people take. It's not if I gay people. For people that have HIV. People that are that are at risk of getting HIV at a higher level. Hmm.
Huh. Is it gay people? You people. You're people. Yeah.
There's fun stuff that gets you. That's what I'm saying. So you could catch HIV. Well, so if you take it, you can't get it. You can't get it.
It prevented it. But I haven't. I'm not on prep. What are the side effects of that? Uh, having too much fun at Hamburger Mary's on a Wednesday.
No, as your headache diarrhea. Yeah. Yeah. You're already hot, though. So yeah.
Thank you. Yeah. So what we want to say is. Thank you for being a bad friend. Yeah.
But what I want to say is that you don't want to get a lot of studies. You're a master of diabetes. You can say that you can get the right to go. Yeah. You're a master of diabetes, huh?
But you don't understand. No. You're a master of diabetes. You're a master of diabetes. And if you work, you'll get a treat.
That's right. You're a master of diabetes. Now you're going to try it.


