Oh my god.
Tony. Tony. Tony. Tony. Is that your name?
My name is Tony. Your name is Tony. I'm Jimmy. I know Tony. Yeah. Yeah. You're from Brooklyn. Where you from? New York. New York. I do and New York. Oh, you know. York is out there. You do it. And to get more comedy like this. Yeah. Go to our Patreon. So you go. We're in a war. We're in a war. I'll say this to the fans. I want to thank all the fans we bought tickets so far to the May 8th. Netflix is a joke festival. All 12 of you. Let me say this.
It's undersold. It's undersold. Yeah. Let's bring it up. Let's hurt our ego. Yeah.
“That's very. That's hurt it. Let's hurt it. I think it's under 40%. It's under 40%”
really. I think so. Yeah. Is the blue good? Blue's bad. Blue is bad. Blue is all the people that have not bought tickets. So when is this? It's in a month. Well, we're pumping. I hope so because you're back in Brooklyn. We used to bump it. Hey, guys. Yeah. We're going to start pumping. Are you going to bump it back in Brooklyn? We used to bump it. God, look at that. That's bad. We're competing against so many people. Who else
is per Google? Who else is performing for Netflix as a joke on May 8th? It says John Maloney. Jelly roll and Andrew Soltz at the Greek. We are at the YouTube theater. Matt Rife is at the Hollywood Bowl. Stamp town, our boys ex-ducker. Ronnie Hayson, Hassan Manaj and Ronnie Chang at the Dolby Theater. Yeah. I mean, he's like the 10th most famous.
Dude. First of all, we're fourth on the list. We are fourth on the list. So it goes
Maloney, Schultz and Jelly roll. Yeah. And then us. We're third. What's there? Yeah. Yeah.
“That's what I meant. No, that's not what you meant. No, I meant. But you meant is that you”
want to get fired. That's what you meant. And by the way, we're above Matt Rife at the Hollywood Bowl, which is way bigger. And I bet he sold it after I already sold it out. You already sold the Hollywood Bowl. I wouldn't apologize if I made it. I also was a what? What apologize to you? To me, if I may. Yeah, please, what happened? Today, I was doing what I describe as another world forts. Honestly. Yeah, it was like ball, the demon. Did you smell him
on? Yeah. You walked away one time. Yeah. It bothered me. Like it was raised. It was one of those farts that lingered. I tell you this right now from Brooklyn. They lingered. And at my point is this, I felt so bad. And I kept apologies. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. I hear was that if the guests smell that, you're going to be rude. Yeah. Yeah. And you know what happened? I. You held it in. I close the straight of our moves. You know, I
closed it. I'm charging at all. Okay. I'll tell you something. There won't be any guests coming out of there for a long time. We didn't be telling you right now that Irene regime was off the straight. Yeah. We control the straight of our moves. And you really control it. Yeah. We do control. So I I close it off the straight of our moves. And the only thing that's getting in is in is a little fertilizer and some helium. Yeah. Maybe a little
“oil. But my point is that. Those are the things that are being, you know what I mean?”
Yeah. The guys 20 30 percent of helium comes from that area. Oh yeah. You don't know.
Hell yeah. I mean, how do what do we make out of helium? Chips, computer chips. Balloons. And well for yeah. Balloons for birthday party. Yeah. You got to have helium for balloons. I understand. And for whip attacks at jam shows. I understand that, but the my love whip it's good. I know you do. It's so fun. But anyway, I'm so the chips are very important. And then fertilizer, like 23 percent of the fertilizer goes through there. Well,
we just have pooping outside, start growing your own crops, pooping your own yard. Yeah. So, you know, if you pooping, that's how I'm going to make my potatoes. Yeah. Yeah.
