Happy Birthday to you.
It's funny because you're dressed in a suit, wearing a tie because you're going to a big event.
“You're going to an event where Steven Spielberg is going to talk about disclosure day.”
And I told you, let me finish. I told you before this podcast just go now. Go now because you're not going to be here for the pod. And I realized why you stayed for the happy birthday song. Because I also wanted to, because you didn't know it was my birthday.
Yeah, in order to that care. I know. No, that's fair. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And there's a fair flow out your Ralph's cake. Happy Birthday, kiddo. Thanks Bob. That was crazy. My wish was I wish Bobby cared about my birthday.
And right when I blew it out, you said happy birthday. Dude, it's so weird that you said that because my, my emotions just changed about it. And I'm going to give you a hug. It was like obsession. Wow.
The wishbone. Yeah, yeah, come here with wishbone. Wishbone? I saw it. No.
And I'll say this. Are you drinking? You're not drinking then. No. So you got this just for me to drink alone. Well, for, I want to make contact with you.
Okay. I'll, to all cheers. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
And you know what pisses me off about this kid.
I sent him a text this morning. And in the text. Uh, it said happy birthday. You continued to let me down. Um.
Here, cheers. Cheers. All right. Cheers. Okay. [laughter]
Kind of operation. Are we running there? [laughter] I sent him a- I sent him a- I sent him a-
Girl, glasses. They're from Roles. Okay. Happy birthday. You continued to let me down year after year.
And I know this following year will be just the same. Hmm. Love you. I didn't text you, but I like to do live-packs. Yeah, live-tex stuff.
Yeah. You've grown enormously over the years. Um, I've realized you do have talent. You're really doing. Thank you.
Yeah. You have talent. And I, you know, being a Hollywood piece of shit is going to- I'm going to treat you nicer. Because I believe-
[laughter]
“I believe one day you will get that opportunity.”
So I'm going to change right and go, "Kid, kiddo, dude." You got a kid. And-and you're talented and I embrace you. And I want you to have a good time tonight. And whatever you need, I got you.
If you give me your money, I'll give you double. Okay. I gave him five grand. [laughter] I'm going to give you 10 grand. [laughter]
No, but I'll give him five grand. For what? And five grand on his birthday. Four for why? Birthday party, huh?
Why'd you give him five grand today? Because I, well, he needed the money. He said he can't pay rent. So I gave him five grand. And then I said, "On Friday, your birthday party, I'll give you another five.
So ten- Okay, I'll give you- So twenty. Yeah, yeah.
But then I had to see the receipts first.
To know that you got the money. And then I will do- It was cash. I gave him cash. I'd like to see the cash.
[laughter] Yeah, do you have the cash on you? It's in my car. It's in your car. Go grab it.
It's red. It's red headed trickery. He had a red head? I know you. I'm not a trick.
You're a deceiver. You're a treat. Yeah, yeah. Well, what annoys me about the kid is he saw me get out of my car. And he stared at my hand like an autistic little, an autistic little spy.
And he was like, "Well, what is that? Is that a gift for me?" And it's annoying because it is. But it's so annoying that you stared. You didn't even say how you just stared at my hands to see when I walked out of my car.
Like, he's just such a little autistic weirdo. Yeah. He didn't say hi. He just looked down on my arms to see what I'm carrying. And then looked up at me.
“That's why I pushed him as hard as I could.”
What did he give you? He hasn't given it to me yet. But I believe it's a record. Oh, it's a record. He's on the shape of the package.
Two records now. Oh, two records now. Okay. Well, three including me through the Bobbi look at me. Oh, no.
I'm not going to give you a record. I'm going to do something better. Yeah. I'm going to double down on it. All right, get the record.
Okay. Happy birthday, bud. It's a very special. And so let me warn you something before you do this. No, that this is graded and rated twice.
Okay. Hmm. If you know anything about collections. Great. That's okay.
Okay. You're so annoying. Okay. You're still you are so fucking annoying. I learned it.
I learned it this morning. I learned a lot. I don't know anything about it. It's like the cards he gave me from Arsenal. Yeah, I mean.
What those were super valuable. I understand that. That's why it's in a safe. I didn't know anything about cards. I understand.
So tell me how much this is. So all I know is that this woman told me. These are graded. The the cover is mint. It's em.
It got a mint cover. And it got two plus is plus plus on the physical. Like everyone water on the physical.
