Steve Red Curry & Blake Griffin

♪ You're these two idiots ♪

♪ Ooh, I did an Asian girl ♪ ♪ You two are disgusting ♪ ♪ Ooh, I do you two are something ♪ - The bad friends. - Oh, that's a tight shirt.

That's cool, is that new? - No, I've had it. - Oh, I liked that thing. - That would match.

“- Name your favorite, fluid, max, on, go.”

- Um, love that. - That's my favorite kind of stuff right there, dude. - I hate being put on the spot, I hate it. - How'd you do last night? You were in a real bad mood last night for some reason.

I said hello to you in the hallway. - I'll tell you why. - And you shuffled me off as if we haven't been friends for 15 years. - I'll tell you.

- I'll tell you. - Hey man, I don't even wanna be here. (laughing) I was like, what is that I have to do with me? - 'Cause right before you don't know what happened

right before. - Well, tell me. - This guy got covered with it to me guys. Hey, I go, what's up? He's like, you don't remember me?

- Oh.

- And I'm like, now he's like 2018, dude.

- And I go, what? - Was that Mr. 2018? - Yeah, Mr. 2018. - That guy got one. - He goes, second show.

Saturday night. Bray, I did. I was with the funny hat and the weird shoes. You mean fun, you're like, that kind of thing? Like, I'm supposed to go.

Oh yeah. - You didn't remember him? - No, I didn't remember him, dude. - Well, he's here now, come on in, Mark. (laughing)

- Do you ever get that? - No. - Where people are like, you don't remember me? - Yeah, I mean, I've had people that say that, not, not people in the crowd,

but people say, do you not remember me and it's the meanest, rudest thing you can say? - Ooh.

“- Oh, I've had someone go, you don't remember me, do you?”

And you're like, okay, well, that's, what do you want me to do here? - I know. - How do you want me to get out of this? - Right.

- Like, I guess what I said, and I'm telling you, dude, I love the time. - I love, look, here, can we, I love fans? I wanna say hi to everyone. - Me too, I love them.

- But also, say hi and not the weirdest way possible. - Right. - A guy literally, yesterday goes, am I mistaken? Or you a podcaster? How would you like me to respond?

- He was mistaken, I don't know, buddy. I don't know what else to say, and then I feel weird and I get in the car and I go, what was that? - Yeah.

- But what was I supposed to do, go? Yes, it's me, the podcaster. - Yeah. - In a long line at a checkout at a hardware store. I feel I don't, what do you want me to say?

- Do you say yes? - Yes, and then what? - Yeah, I know. - Then it's weird, then he's like, okay. And then, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

- What's waiting with my, with my stuff? It just, just say hi. - You just say, or when they're joking too, I don't like it. - Well, you get it, you get it, way worse.

- Ken Jong, what's up, you hear me? And then like five minutes, just kidding, bro. I'm hoping to cross a line. It's like, it wasn't funny. (laughing)

- I'm regretting a little bit,

“putting up the post for your mom's birthday”

because man am I giving everyone resonance to go? I'm Barbie, man. - I'm going to again, I'm fueling the fire. - It's in my special. - I know.

- And you know what? - Yeah. - Very cool. - You cool. - No, no, I think it's very cool.

- Yeah, cool. - Boy, oh boy, I'm excited to see this special

when the first cut comes out.

- I saw it already. - Has anybody else seen it? - No, I see. - You better let me see it. - It's up to the fairies.

- I know, they're literally here. - They edited my special too. - Yeah, yeah. - But I was, it was the first time where I sat down and I watched the whole thing and guess what?

- Fantastic. - That's fantastic, but it was a serviceable. - Come on, shut up. - No, it's a serviceable is good. - Not bad, it's great.

- No, I can't tell if it's great, but I'm watching, oh, I do seem like a standup. - Europe. (laughing) - You're a 30-year profession.

- I understand it, but I, you know what I was like, oh, that was okay. That was good, you know, that was more than okay. It's better than okay. - It's serviceable is a good word though.

I should that should be my next special. - Serviceable. - Yeah. - Stand up, here it is. - I did, I did some.

- Yeah. - Yeah, why not? - If I do, if I do one in my life, it's like, that's a good one to have out there. - Yeah, look at that.

If a feeling it's function adequately usable, that's serviceable, functionable and durable, rather than attractive. - Yeah. - That's also true.

- Yeah. - Now they're of us for that attractive, but we are functional and durable. - Yeah. - I don't think I'm ever gonna do one again.

I thought about that the other night. Aristotle was like, what's going on? I'm like, I'm doing all certain new stuff lately. - You crush every, you know, you're the weirdest guy because it's like, you'll do a special.

And then like, fucking two months later, you already have a new 15. - Yeah. - I know, but it's, you know, but I don't, crushing, crushing, that's that you're crushing.

- No, but I knew 15. - I don't think I'll ever do another special. Again, I really believe that. I think I'm done doing them. I think they're fun, but I'm like,

I think something else is gonna happen in the world of stand-up. Like I think something is on the move. - Ooh, AI? - Wow.

- AI? - I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, - I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I. - My cousin told me the other night about, they had a meeting.

He works at Apple, you know my cousin. He said they had a meeting about that Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt. They had a, they had an internal meeting about the detriment of that to the business. - Wow.

- Because it went crazy viral. You know, that scene we showed of the Brad Pitt. - Yeah, yeah, I've been watching it. - People are panicked about it. - Ooh.

- Because it's so good and so real.

So internally, they're like, what's going on?

“What are we gonna, how are we gonna stop this?”

Because people at home are gonna start just making full films using AI. - Yeah, that's why. - That Netflix, the future of Netflix, someone was the manager and you just prompt it

and then it gives you the movie that you just prompt. And let me tell you something. We've been joking about that for a long time. Netflix is 100% gonna do that. There's why would they not?

I mean, I don't like it, but what's gonna stop? - We talk quick. - Yeah. - It's a little too quick from it. - We had a couple cups of stuff.

- We had a couple cups of stuff. - Let's throw on the ball with the dog and had a couple cups of coffee. - That's what I said. - And then I spilled coffee all over my pan.

- You should've been an auctioneer. - And my dog laughed at me. I spilled coffee all over my pan. So I was throwing the ball down. - Wow.

- I'm gonna get you in. (laughing) - You know when the dog, when they do some human shit and you're like, "I don't laugh, that's not funny." and the dog is like, "Just throw the ball, man." - Just throw the fucking ball out. - You're the dog, yeah.

- Your dogs are the best. - Throwing the, I ran into another dog this morning, a similar looking dog, but a white version. I have a black dog. - Yeah. - As you know.

- Yeah. - Jet black. - Yeah. - That's his name, Jet black. (laughing)

- The white version did he have like a... - The white? - The white? - That's what my black dog said. He was appropriating my walk.

- Because the dog was walking was kind of like a little swagger. - Yeah, that's what I'm saying. - My dog did not like that. - Yeah. - Because your dog is black, but suburban.

- suburban black. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. - My dog is jealous.

- I like my name. - I like my name. - I like my name. - I like my name. - I like my name.

- You would think that it would be like, "Well, sir, but not." - No. - Hello, Robert. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Would you be every proper drink?

- Yeah. - It's a girl, but yeah. - She is, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, 2020. It's not that bad. - It's not that bad.

“- You know what I almost went to go see last night?”

Good luck have fun, don't die, or have fun, good luck don't die. Because I saw the trailer and I thought this looks really good, except it does look amazing. Except every single trailer now or every new movie is end of the world.

So here's what I propose to Bobbi Lee.

- Yes. - What? - This is the kind of dystopian scary the world is over shit. Like, pluribus, all the stuff. Why don't we make a show where we save the world?

It's not ending. We fix it because these are kind of like doomsday film. Everything is a doomsday film. - Yeah. - What's a boomsday film?

Let's do boomsday. - Yeah, what doomsday? - What there's doomsday, is our doomsday happening in the movie and we reverse it or? - I think it's the end, so these movies are like the beginning of doomsday. I think that doomsday is over, it's already happened and we fix the world.

- We fix it. - Yeah, like we go through the steps to fix the world, don't that's a good idea? - That's really good. - Because all these doomsday films make me sad. Like this looks awesome, but man does it look sad.

- Yeah. - Like he's come from the future and he's telling all of us it's over. So it's about to happen. That's the trailer and I was like, why can't it just be, it's all over. Everything is bad, but Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino have to fix it.

- Okay, good. - Don't you like that? - Boomsday film. Bobby Lee and Santino. - Let's do a movie where all of a sudden this big thick guy from the fucking future

comes. - Chappelle Acy. - Yeah, like Chappelle Acy, but he's sort of like in AI, killing machine. Oh, that makes sense. - Yeah, yeah.

- And then what happens is we have a friend named Sarah Connor. (laughing) - I'm listening. - Yeah. - Pretty good, right?

So far, yeah. - It's a good name. That's a really, really catchy name. - What? - Sarah Connor.

- Yeah. - Really good. - But she's not the Android machine killing machine. - Is she human? - He has stuff.

- Wow. - Yeah, yeah. - Okay. - And he goes, he has to say, I didn't be back all the time. (laughing)

- Hey, he has to say all the time. - That's his catchphrase. - I'll be back all the time. - Really good, Bob. - Yeah.

- Thank you so much. - We should write this down. - Yeah.

“- Wasn't the original catchphrase I will be right back?”

Isn't that the joke is I will be right back? - And he changed it? - Yeah. - And they got an argument about it. - I'd be caught on Arnie, that's not what it, you know?

Is that what happened? - No, the original line was, yeah, yeah, yeah, original line is I'll come back. And I guess he said a machine wouldn't say I'll come back. - Really?

- Yeah, he said that, apparently he was like, well, I mean, that's kind of how he talks in real life. He probably just misread it five times and they were like, we'll just keep it. I'll be back, they're like, Arnold, it's I'll come back.

He's like, I'll be back, they're like, fine. (laughing) We can't do 12 more, he fucked it up every time. But it truthfully, apparently he was saying they got into an argument about it.

- Yeah. - And it became one of the most iconic lines in the film, but it was jokingly written as I'll come back. - Well, that's kind of powerful. - What if I'm the director, okay?

- Yeah, I was like, hey, I'm Arnold. - Yeah. - Yeah. (laughing)

'Cause I've never seen you do your Arnold, so yeah.

- Yeah, yeah. - So how good is this movie gonna be? (laughing) - I'm just killing it. We're crushing.

- I love you. - I love you, Arnold. - Listen, Cameron, James, how would I? - I'm re-crushing. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- What I want to do is lift weights. - Yeah, yeah. - And coming, I'm coming. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Oh, actually we're shooting something right now.

- No, no, no, no, no, no. - I know, I'm coming at the gym, I'm coming at home, and I know, but that's not like that.

- You can.

- It's, I'll become here.

- Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo. - I'll become here. - So the line is all come back. No, we gotta go, the lights, we're losing light. - Okay, I'll be coming on your back.

(laughing) I'll come back, it's the light. - I'll come all over you. - All right, guys, guys, get your, and action. - I'll be back, cut.

You don't have to make the noise when you're going to make the sound. - We're gonna do that in the boat. - I want to do the sound. - I understand that when we have, I love sound. - All right, well, you can do the sound, we can just go,

we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, (laughing)

“- That's how it sounds like we're gonna use it,”

but anyway, guys, and action, I'll be back. - Okay, I'll be back. - All right, I'll be back, it's, it's cut. - I went through the camera. - I understand that, but I'm really,

- Where's Will Sassau when we need him? - That was my favorite.

- The greatest, my favorite, Arnold Schwarzenegger.

- No, Sassau, the king dude. - I got good news for the crew. - What? - We're doing it. - That's, that's all I want.

- I know, you know what I'm talking about. - I really don't. - We're going to Japan. - Well, we are. - I got the sign off. We're ready to write, oh yeah. - I'm gonna be coming from Hawaii,

and I will meet you guys in Japan. - Well, we're doing it in July. - Yeah. - Okay, good. - I'm already halfway there, so I said, we're planning something with a family, and I said,

if I'm halfway there, would it be cool if we just jet to Japan with bad friends? My wife was like, I think that'd be awesome. And I was like, this is perfect. It literally is gonna line up perfect.

- Really? - So we're gonna start booking flights to Japan. - How long are you gonna be there? - What do you wanna do? Six days, seven days?

- That's a long, right? - Yeah, that's enough. - I mean, do we just wanna do Tokyo? Or do we wanna go? - Oh, good now, oh, good now, oh. - Oh, gig, now, wow, oh, gig.

- That's where Ms. Miyagi's from Okinawa. - Bonp, bonp, bonp, bonp. - Yeah, I can't wait. So we'll fly into Tokyo and then we'll figure out, we should take the bullet train.

That would be fun to go down to Kyoto or whatever. - Whoa. - And then Brad Pitt's gonna be on the train, we're gonna fight. Was that what we call?

- Bullet train. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. - That was a good movie. - I can't wait, so we're gonna do it. We'll start locking up, we'll be bad friends in Japan. We won't do shows or anything.

It would be cool if we set up some kind of fun-- - One thing. - Not even a show, but like a meet and greet. - Meet and greet? - Or something for Japanese fans?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Would that be kind of fun to do? - Let's do a meet and greet. - Yeah, just like a comic story. - Yeah, like a local hangout.

- Yeah, a comic story? - Yeah, I bet we have some fans in Japan. Don't you think? - Yeah, I think we have about four or five. - That's enough for a comic story.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Why'd you say comic book story, that's exactly where our fans would be in Japan? - Yeah, exactly. - I'm thinking of logistics for myself as someone working in Osaka. - Yeah, it's a pain for you. - All right, just anywhere, coffee shop.

- How about this, Bob? - Oh, you know what they have, these massive video game,

“like arcade places, and you should play fans one on one in games.”

- Yes. - Okay. - That is a great fun, yeah, yeah. - Right, they have these massive video game, like that. - Oh, yeah. - They have ones where they hold tournaments though.

That they hold like weekly tournaments you can go to, I think that would be fun. - God, those buildings are so cool, okay. - You know what the wildest shit is? Every floor is something different, too.

- Yeah. - You'll walk in, it'll be like, first floor is a restaurant, second floor is like a, look at that.

- A shop for shopping, the third one is a massage place, the fourth one is like a, you know, whatever, it's all. - Okay, fucky. - I can't wait. - Yeah. - Japan, here we come, we're going to Japan. - $2, you touch it by, you know, $2, is this still $2? - No, this is moving out. - No, okay.

- It's like New York pizza that raised the prices. - It's $1.50 now, I can't wait. - Yeah. - The boys are going to go to Japan. - Oh, you, you, we're going to go into? - Mm, that's up to us. - What?

- Did I got a film at? - But that's up to us. - Oh, you got a film at? - 'Cause he, he does jump on a lot of, he gets to jump on a lot of, yeah. - Hey, I'm doing this, so we get to decide. - Do these speak English there, or is it going to be hot? - No, no, no, English hasn't made its way over there yet. - Yeah, it's going to go all over. - They've heard of it, they've heard it?

- No, yeah. - No, they don't even know it. - Yeah, man. - You'll flat Earth, it's going on here. I'm a square Earth, four sides. - No, they do speak English, in fact, when we go to Okinawa, which I have been down there, there's certain islands you go to. They do not speak English. - Mm. - So you better get that Google Translate ready to rock and roll. - Yeah, okay, I'm ready to go. - Oh, yeah. - So excited, we're going to--

“- We should just open it as ninjas. - You should. - Yeah, no, you should too.”

- I can't, I can't, I can't. - It's funny, they would like it more on me than you because you're Korean and they get mad at you. But me, they're like, this is good. - This is good, yeah. - This is funny when he does it. - We can't, we can't cosplay it. - Oh, we can do that. The half of Japan is cosplay. - Yeah. - But I mean, the whole country is cosplay. - Like, make it more American, like, I'll come as an American eagle. - Yeah, you can come up as-- - Well, Carlos would be the bald eagle. He'd be the American bald eagle.

- You can go as pumpkin spice. - Pumpkin spice, the latte. - Yeah. - Who wants a sip? - Yeah, we should dress up in America. - American, yeah. - Taking back, dude. - Yeah. - We should get into something funny, sorry. Just chatting. That's fine, no we're doing good, right? I just like chatting with you.

No, I can't wait to tell you anything's fine. What is that? Hmm. Oh, this is, this is, what is this? A handicap person get an elbow.

Oh, God. Oh, yeah. No, don't laugh. Don't laugh. Don't laugh.

Don't laugh, dad. Let's see.

I just sound immediately, I think, of the, the,

[INAUDIBLE] I got to music. And no one helps her. Pop.

“See, that guy right there, that guy right there.”

Didn't, well, try it. Two slow, two slow, dude. You wouldn't help. What? You would not.

Yeah, because I like a good laugh. But, wow. That's the, the Bart. That's up in San Francisco. Right?

Why, why do you know he says she? Yeah. Because men would just, men would just take the hit. That's why she's not a coordinating. That actually looks cool.

I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to want to make green shoes as well. Well, if you dissect this, that's a hundred percent of Asian woman. A, this is in the Bay Area.

Two, she's wearing the visor. That is dead giveaway Asian woman. And gloves. Yeah. Wow.

And gloves. And it's like 74 degrees. Yeah. Wow. That's funny.

I saw Leo last night going to a, or no, two night to go go into a place. Leo really, where? Look, he looks, this, he, it's so funny. He looks the same in real life that he looks on TV.

I was waiting for a car at Valle. And he was going into like a secret club. But he had his hat on low. Yeah. And the Valle goes, oh, Leo's here.

I was like, well, don't, I wouldn't say that out loud. Yeah. You, did you go say hi? Fuck no. Why not?

He doesn't know. He went into his club thing. It was like a private club. What do you mean, I'm not, what? What are you talking about?

Yeah. Leo would be like, get away. Get away. But he was wearing his hat real low like he does. It's kind of wild dude.

I love that. I can't believe he still lives in LA.

That was my first thought.

Did everybody live here anymore? Because he's a 90's dude. He's still, yeah, he's like you. He still has Hollywood dreams. Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, give me a city that's better. No, I mean, for a guy like him where everywhere you go is the thing. He could hide out somewhere. He could go to like Montana and just live, you know.

“Oh, that's why I can have a ranch or something.”

A lot of those guys, they disappear. They go somewhere where nobody bothers him. Yeah. Robert Duval died. What did you do?

You know, luckily, for the first time, we didn't call out any of these deaths. I think I did. I did. We did mention Katharine O'Harris sadly. Rust and piece. He was a 95 though. But you know who died today?

The triple. It was Katharine O'Harris, Robert Duval and today. Um. Uh, Jesse died. Oh, Jesse Jackson.

Oh, that's right. Jesse Jackson. Jackson died this morning. The Reverend. All right. Pea Chicago legend.

Yeah. Diet in Chicago. Not from Chicago. Diet in Chicago. Shout out Jesse Jackson.

Black History, Monthaless. Kind of what a legend. We're in the single tier. He did when Barack won. Zoom in on that face.

Look at that face. That does look like the cause be like. Mm. Yeah. Yeah.

When cause we was doing. Yeah. He's got that like. I'm up to something. Yeah.

You got fish eyes, too. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Yeah.

Circle circle head. Is Dally part in a life? Yeah. She's alive.

“Because I saw her on a billboard on the way here and I had that thought.”

Should I mention it? Because maybe. Because how old is she now? We can test the fate. I don't like that.

I don't want her to pass away. 80. Yeah. We should have a bad friend's death pole here where you can bet the fans can bet with us on who's going to die next. I don't want her to die.

I'm saying that. But I saw on a billboard and I thought, I don't know if she's alive or not. You know, she died. You know what I like two days after her. Her titties.

They stay alive for two days. They do. Pretty good. Yeah. They're big guys.

They're their own organism now. They're huge. Yeah. I think real. They're real, right?

Come on, brother. What? You think an 80 year old has tits up to her chin? No. No.

I don't think she's got breast surgery. Look it up. You're out of your mind. No, those are real. No, they're not.

I don't even have to Google it. But I will. Yeah. I want you to Google it. She talks very old.

My bed is no. Everyone lets it. Consensus. Yes. How about you?

All the money. How about you? Yes. McCown. They're fake.

Yeah. They're really partens. Breast are not natural. Breast. F**k.

They've been lifted. Vents or signature look. They're real expensive in their real mind. Let me tell you something honey. They're real nice.

They're real fun to suck on. Wow, that's disappointing.

She's always been fun on talk shows about it.

She's good. Good actress, too. She's the shit. Yeah. Probably partens the shit.

Well, she instalment Nolias. Is that the movie that she was in? Yeah. Do you like that movie? She was good.

I love that movie. Yeah. I love still McNallyaz. Is she on Raya? Have you seen her on Raya?

Yeah. Would you have wouldn't even swipe with her? Why? Just the, it's just, where would you take down? Where do you go?

I don't know any barbecue shops really, or... Stop. You're going to take me to a barbecue shop. You're going to take me to a barbecue shop. Sweet little noodle.

Come on. Baby, let's go to a barbecue shop. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know cowboys stores.

I don't know anything. Yeah, I won't believe it. Bobby Lee was knob and all my knobs. Slap and all my knobs the other day. Yeah.

She's still pretty sexy. Yeah.

How old is Sally Field now?

Oh, so old. 79. Wow. Still a babe though. Yeah.

After all these years. How legend.

“You know why these women are still babes.”

Like her. Because she just, she didn't fuck with her face. Yeah. Julia Roberts doesn't fuck with her face. That's why she looks so pretty.

Yeah. 50, 60 years old. She's a, that's a, she's a mega babe. It's amazing. Dylan McDermott.

What's this about? You like him? He's 64. He's 64. He looks great.

You like this guy. Yeah. You like him? I like it. You know what?

I do like him more than Sally Field.

I would fuck him more. You're off your head. Yeah. Sally Field is a legend. Dylan McDermott.

He's not a legend. His looks are apparently Cooper. He has did something weird to his face. He did. I saw that on that thing.

I know.

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Think more than that. Well, in this movie, there are two of them. He time travels back to fix a night that went horribly wrong. So you're in tire 20. Exactly.

But he goes back as his own wingman. Two Vince Vaughn's trying to save the day. I need that. Future probably just slaps my phone out of my hand and goes. Don't text her.

There's mob stuff, action chaos, and it's rated R. Mob stuff? You'd fold and immediately did. I would thrive in the mob. You have substitute teacher energy.

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I saw that before I was supposed to... Look at the cast, zoom in. You zoom in at the cast? We'll for Brimley. We'll for Brimley when he did cocoon.

How old was he when he did cocoon? He's looked the same. Yeah. How old was he when he did cocoon? He was 49.

He was 55 years old. Dude. I know. Isn't that insane? I'm 54.

I'm 56 years older than him. Yeah, well, this means you could have a research. I know, but he was in a fucking nursing home in the movie. Actors did look so much older back then because nobody took care of themselves. He's probably ripping two packs a day, drinking every night.

There's no Korean. They probably didn't know about Korean facial creams or whatever. Look at that. And we'll for Brimley at 52. Isn't that insane?

That looks like his son. Yeah. Grand son, even. Yeah, this is because no one cared back then. Unbelievable.

You didn't need to take care of yourself. It didn't matter. In fact, you've probably got more roles when you got older, looking older because they needed older people in movies. Yeah.

But of course, in 2026, if he was like 58, he looked different. You think?

He's got Balenciaga on. Yeah. All right. Are you shopping at Gucci? Gucci's fly?

Yeah. I mean, what could he do? I'm sure there's a fix. Yeah. Look at you.

You don't look 54. Most people in the internet think we're the same age. I know.

“But in the 50s, I think I would look still the same.”

Like the way I look. You don't think I would. No chance. You would be an old Korean man in the face. Really?

Old, haggardy Korean man in the 50s. What?

Well, you wouldn't be in the business first of all.

What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? Were there any Korean actors in the 50s?

No, no. I mean, that's what I'm saying. You wouldn't have been in. Yeah. They're had to be maybe one.

Who is that? Yeah, it's tough. Oh, there you go. Key actors in the 50s South Korean film. Because you've your own independent film in this.

Mm. Yeah. Barrier wood. I'd had to go back to Korea to work, I think. Yeah.

But look at that. They look pretty. Yeah. But they're all very young. I bet.

Yeah. That's what they did back then. You play much older as a younger person. Yeah. I mean, Judy Garland was 16 in, in Wizard of Oz, right?

Or 15 or something. Wow. And they made her pretend.

“They put her in that film as if she's a young woman.”

But she's a high schooler.

Yeah. Wow. Crazy. Crazy times. What a great movie.

Wizard of Oz. Honestly. Yeah. No. I mean, for the time.

Yeah. I mean, for the time. Yeah. What don't you like about Wizard of Oz? I don't like that when they get to the Wizard.

Oh, here we go. He's just a little weak man behind a curtain. Yeah. I understand the message. But I wanted him to be more badass.

I wasn't. Yeah. You came back. You followed the road. You followed the road.

How did you find me? All the episode. We're going to. Yeah. That was the black.

The black version. Yeah. I would love an Asian version. That'd be great. The quiz.

Yeah. If you look at the 10 men you look at. Made in China. Yeah. Yeah.

We've lost total. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. The lion. Yeah. I didn't eat him.

Okay. The lion. That'd be amazing. Yeah. But who would be the witch?

No, you're a little bit grow because we get. We get lost. We get lost on the on the road. Camera wise. It was just blinded.

It was just blinded. Right. We do white road. I don't think so. But he wrote the soundtrack.

Yeah. Florida. Florida. Florida. Florida.

Florida. Yeah. No. No. Very good.

Yeah. The monkeys, too. Right. The monkeys. Yeah.

And they were really depressed all those actors. Yeah. Like the little people on that were treated so awful. Yeah. And in the rumor that one guy killed himself ended up being not true.

Really? They said a little person actor hung himself in the woods. And apparently you could see it in the original cut. But that's not true. Yeah.

And Brad looks different, huh? 49. There's just something about it. You know what they represented? Yeah.

Yeah. As Jim Henson and they're like. I mean, I mean, it doesn't look real. But anyway, why didn't they get? Those are all really old men.

And they should have gotten little people, little kids. Yeah. Or just get little kids to play little people. Yeah. You did imagine that wouldn't have been okay.

Yeah. Imagine if you were a dwarf actor and you didn't get the role. And then get it. What? What?

I mean, come on. 10,000 rolls. I didn't get it. Nothing. Let me call back.

You know they all shared one trailer. They put them all in one trailer. One trailer. Yeah. It's how awful.

They were treated so poorly. They talked about it. They were, it was so awful. The way that this movie was filmed the way they did. And also, she was treated like shit.

She was abused the whole time. It was crazy. Oh yeah. What's his name? Legend.

Yeah. Imagine. Do it. Seems in tattooing in that thing. For hours.

For hours. Imagine that. You do it. I mean, you do it.

“After I think after I did Star Wars, the success success.”

I think the first time you're doing it, you're like, no one's going to watch this.

And I mean, this 10 can in the desert. But you still get the, you still get the, the praise of the fans. Because they know it's you. Because they promoted as you. I know.

But no one knew Star Wars is going to be that big.

Yeah.

So in the first one, he's like, fuck this.

You know what I mean? And then the second one, he's probably like, yeah. Get put me in that. Imagine the call from his agent. We did it.

Wait. Wait. He has dwarf agents. You think they have regular. Hey, Joey, you did it.

You got the park. You want someone like you to represent? Oh, you really? Yeah. Yeah.

“That's why you should have Asian representation.”

It's still kind of have a Korean Asian. I think you should have more Lawrence. Lawrence. Commercial. Lawrence, Austin.

Yeah. Half, half Asian. Chau. Chau. Chau.

Chau. Where these Jewish Asian agents, we need them. Oh, no. Oh, God. One of the trees from Lord of the Rings is here, guys.

Get in there. You're not, you're not doing anything. You're fine. Ladies and gentlemen, for our, our, our fans at home. We have a, a guest that joined us.

One of our favorite people on earth. And very funny. I like it. A ballot, a ballot holder, a potential inductee to the basketball hall of fame. Blake.

Ladies and gentlemen, it's Blake. Blake Griffin. You know this, right? He is on the ballot to go to the hall of fame. Yeah, I don't know much.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I don't know much about it. But. Do you know what?

Do you know what? I'll tell you this. I know that you're a professional basketball player. Was. Was.

Right. But I don't judge it by that. Who do you play for? What? Who do you play for?

Fuck off. Go ahead. Do you play for 35 teams? How many teams did you play for? I played for.

I played for. Just start naming. The nuggets. Nope. No.

Fuck. The golden. What's at the golden? The golden. Yes.

The golden. The golden. What's it called? It all goes back to Asian. What Asian theme goes to.

Yeah. Golden state warriors. Like the sun. And rising stuns. We want the dragons.

When bring on the dragon. Yeah. This is embarrassing for me, Dad. You're more like a kid. You got it.

You can guess. I know you can guess. Yeah. I'm fucking proud. I'm fucking proud.

Brazers. You are stick. That's crazy. Got how many workshops? The dynamite mines.

He was in those. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. You taught dynamite mines.

Yeah. What city? Yeah.

“Was the hub for no longer needing the railroads that.”

Yeah. Hmm. Oh, salt. What? No.

I can think about. Where were we going to get? You're going to select the home. Detroit. There you go.

Yeah. What a team name. What a fucking alliance. Yeah. You played for the alliance.

I played center for the alliance. I thought that was football. It is. Yeah. They did not football player.

What is it?

Give me the first initial of that.

A P.P. Detroit. Oh. Pistons. Yeah.

Yeah. For Pistons. Yeah. I thought he played for the lacres. But no.

Yeah. Give me the first initial. See. That's the Celtics. Yes.

I did that for the Celtics. Did you know that's not the LA. That's Boston. There you go. Clippers.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was one more. But this one could be tough.

Give me the city. No. This one could give away. Yeah. Yeah.

I'll give you the state. Yeah. Give me the state. Give me the state. New York.

Oh. The New York. New York. The New York. Give me the first initial.

No. Come on. Why? Because I want you to find it. Okay.

In fact, the team didn't use to be a New York. They were in New Jersey. Yeah. Maybe that helps. They won't.

That makes sense. It makes sense. It makes sense. It makes sense. It's an integral part to a basketball hoop.

That's right. A team of cylinders. Yes. The New York. The Brooklyn.

The Brooklyn. Even if we tell you the Brooklyn. Do you know what the Brooklyn. Do you know who they are? This is Levantette.

Okay. Yeah. Maybe the initial first initial.

“Well, what is the part of a basketball hoop that you know?”

Other than the rim. The rim. And the net. There's no fucking New York nets. That's right.

There's not. Is there nets? Yes. A really Brooklyn net. Fuck dude.

Yeah. You're really good on that day. Thanks man. You're a big fan, right? Zoom into that real fast.

That's a great squad, by the way. Look at that dude. Look at the powerhouse. Oh yeah. Here's what.

Can you name any of those guys? I'll try. Can you know which one's Blake? How about that? All the way to the right.

There it is. Yeah. It's funky web. Is he in that? Yes.

Spunky web is top middle. Who else? Name these guys. You know them. David Chambers.

David Chambers on the top left. Yeah.

There's always one African guy like Frank Alobanon by John.

Oh no. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. So there's always a Croatian or something. Yes. There's actually a American on that team right there. Okay.

Really? Which one's Native American? Shadow Wolf. Yes. Is there a shadow wolf?

I will say about that guy. He got the ball stolen from him every sink.

But they gave him like his own little court. Yeah. He gets away there. Yeah. I don't know much.

I don't know much. It doesn't matter.

But this was an amazing team.

Yeah. Fear of the beard. Number 13 is there. That's a crazy group. Who's the white guy?

You know the white guy is? Is he legend? He is an awesome guy. He's a great guy. But he's a basketball legend.

“I wouldn't say he's not like a like the whole of fame type.”

But he's John Stockton. That's a legend. That's a legend. That's one of the best players of all time. Stockton is.

Yeah. Okay. I don't even know that. His name is John Stockton. You know more players than you lead on.

Like I think you know. Name another famous basketball player go fast. Go. I know you know. I'm Magic Johnson.

Yeah. Yeah. Who else? We got Scotty Pippin. 100%.

I know you know. You know the old lot. He does. You know. Yeah.

Yeah.

I remember the Phoenix Sun's Chambers.

Yeah. I'm Chambers. Yeah. Chambers of commerce. How do you know Tom Chambers?

Video games. Yeah. Yeah. Video games. Should help.

Yeah. There he has Tom Chambers. Do you know him Tom Chambers? I don't think of him. I'm I may have met him before.

Yeah. What legends have you met? I look at him. What? Most of them.

If they're still alive. Why are you laughing? He's about to get into Hall of Fame. I know he's great. Well, he knows the legends.

He is legends. He's more about youth. No. Can I just say something? Yeah.

Right.

“There are certain company legends that I don't know.”

Who? I've never met. Fuck. Russell Brand. You're right.

I know Russell. You know everybody. You know everybody. Tom Chambers. There is one legend I don't know.

Romedos. You're not familiar with Romedos. Romedos, I don't know. Yeah. Yeah.

Let me think. Who have a not met? You've met Eddie Murphy. You've met Eddie. I've never met Eddie.

Never met Eddie. No.

I've never met Eddie Murphy.

I just recently got an Instagram notification. See if I still have it. From whom? Oh, no. It's going to be a big name.

Deepak Chopra. Richard Pryor started following me. Whoa. That's a good news. Bad news.

One is live. Good news. Is he here with Epstein? I don't know. That really shocked me.

Richard Pryor started following me. Yeah. Yeah. Did Richard Pryor follow you? No.

God.

“I'm a little bum that Pryor followed you from the group.”

Maybe Rame Pryor? You know his daughter? Oh, right. Maybe she runs the account. Maybe Rame Pryor does.

Yeah. Richard? Do you know her daughter? Yeah. You see if I can find the screenshot of it.

Wait. Richard? Pryor? Is his icon him on fire? He follows you.

Hey. He does follow me. But I don't follow him back. Does he follow me? Yeah.

I didn't know whether to follow back or not. I don't think it's a followback. This is a corporate account run by someone. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Kill Tony. Yeah. He's a big girl Tony. Richard Pryor started following you.

That's huge. Wow. Larry Berg, you know him? Yeah. Yeah.

Meadow one time. Yeah. Nice. The Hick from French lick. That's what they call him.

Really? The Hick from French. Talk to Mosheet. Yeah. He was a dog.

He would talk to Mosheet. Oh, he was a dog. He would talk to Mosheet. From this weekend when we were on tour. So this guy that opens for me, Devontray Coleman.

Great comic. He's sitting there and he kind of given me looks because the drivers saying a couple things. Uncomfortable things. And he goes, well, I'll tell you what. You guys are better than Tupac.

I had him and he was not nice. [LAUGHTER] Devontray goes. You had Tupac in the comic. Yeah.

Just a couple months ago, had him. [LAUGHTER] I go, well, we should alert the press. That's fucking huge. Yeah.

And Devontray's giving me the don't egg this guy on because he's going to say wild shit. Yeah. And then I go, yeah. So what was Tupac's deal? He's like, well, he brought weed.

And you know, they lost his bag and he had to have his pot. And I was like, Tupac lost his weed that he trapped. By the way, Oregon weed's very legal there. [LAUGHTER] So Tupac brought weed a couple months ago and got lost his back.

And then he goes, yeah. And I go, you sure it was Tupac. Oh, yeah. He says, Funky Cold Madena. [LAUGHTER] That's where to go.

Yeah. And Oregon, this is in Oregon. Oregon, Funky Cold Madena. Stay in true of the West Coast. Yeah.

What was the, of course, Tone Locue? Ah. Not Tupac. Tupac. And I said, are you sure it's not Tone Locue goes?

Hey, that's who it is. That was him. Ah. Well, he was a meaning. And then I have to give you one more story.

This guy blew my mind. So the car gets quiet. And he pipes up again. Somehow we're joking around about the files, about the Epstein files. And then he goes, I go, well, you know, they should, they should public execute.

You know, they should just do like we should do public execution. And we should, and you should be paper view.

And everywhere we're joking around about it. And then he goes, agree. And I go, I go, yeah. You like that. We should take out everyone on the list. He goes, yeah.

I prefer just historically because of me. I prefer hanging myself. And then Devontrade just slowly turn. And I was like, all right, brother. I think let's stop chatting.

I'm going to get on my phone now. You literally said, I prefer hanging. Wow. And I was like. Oh, hang you.

Oh, boy. Because you forget to, organs of West Coast. But rural Oregon, not. The rural Oregon is not.

“Are you like a get in the Uber or is like a driver?”

It's a driver for that work. Get in and you ride away. I'm going to see him out because I try to go quiet.

Because you never know what you're going to open up.

And then I always get nervous. I'm like, if they're familiar with you at all with you for you, it's got to be impossible for them to not know who you are. We can kind of get away with it sometimes. But then I think they're listening to everywhere that we're saying.

Yeah. So especially if I'm with people that are opening for me, I'm always like, we should, because sometimes people talk about stuff that we know in friends. I'm always like, let's not, he can hear.

He's going to listen. Also a lot of drivers have this little camera. I think about that all the time. I'm mostly thinking about it when I'm just getting, he is getting a boo.

Just helping a boo. You're just like, make eye contact. You talked to him right when you get in. I just, there's the hell, hey, hello. Yeah, but do you?

And then I try to, I try to, sometimes I just take air pods. And I go, hey, guys. Yeah, I'm here. I'm in a car. So I'm going to be on mute.

But I'm listening. I talked video.

I did the phone call thing too, but the ride was like an hour and a half.

It was tough to keep that up. Yeah.

“And I didn't improvise a fake phone call for two hours.”

No, Johnny. He was at the half back. He's a half back guy. I'm just making shit out. How did we lose the deal?

Yeah, yeah. How did we lose it? Two hours of it. We had a driver in England that he, we had on video that we posted. We were asking him questions because we really wanted to know.

Like he showed us the studio, right? That was Abby Roder's accorded at, right? And we passed it. And we're like, what's that? And he's like, oh, so you guys, what's going on?

And we're like, oh, shit, I don't understand where this could be left so hard. It was just mumbling through everything. And he'd go, oh, yeah. And we're like, yeah, that's sure. That's fine.

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15. 16. Really? My God, Dad. We could never change.

Huge feet. You want to throw them on? Yeah, come on. Let me see you with the shoes on. You're six nine.

Mm-hmm. Holy shit. Are you dating? Married? What's going on with you?

I'm just getting right down to you. He's always interested. I go direct it. Because if you have that big of feet, he's kind of... Oh, you're interested in me.

Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah. How dare you? Yeah, spiritually maybe.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you dating? What's going on? Yeah. I'm engaged.

Yeah. Okay. Okay. Thank you so much. I guess who's going to be the flower girl?

You would be such a cute flower. Oh, my God. A little sun dress? I would literally do it. Just floating down.

Yeah. I would literally do it. You would the flower. I mean, you'd make it such a show. Yeah.

Do you have a date already or no? Uh, September, yes. Labor day weekend. 9/11. 9/11.

I'm not sure if it's time to do it. Love is in the air. Yeah.

Did you instantly when you met her?

“Did you instantly know she's the one or did it take time?”

Um, she's pretty, yeah, pretty special from the beginning. He's looking for love is why he's so inquisitive because he's... We're trying to find him love again because he's really... He wants a bed. I'm getting some money.

I'm getting some money. I'm getting some money. Good. Yeah. Are you sure comic?

No. You're dating someone but I'm saying like you want marriage now. You're ready. Yeah. Yeah.

You're ready to go. Yeah. He wants him ready. Yeah. But what makes you know you're ready?

He's 54. [laughter] Wow. Yeah. I'm about to die.

I don't know. All right. Yeah. We just bought his plot of land to bury him in. So we figured we'd get that done.

Yeah. Then we'd get a headstone. Yeah. I've been taking a lot of these lately. Yeah.

That's a plug for the show.

Yeah. No, but this is real. I asked Carlos last night I go bring the more blue. The funniest thing is we do do blue true reads for the show. But Bobby eats the bags.

He rips through them and we don't even...

“Then we don't have them to do the reads because it's like they're at the house.”

Who's popping 'em? Oh, my God. No, no. It's just like because I'm on lexapro, you cannot get her even around. Not at all.

So the lexapro and the blue cheery are just fighting. Yeah. They're fighting each other. Yeah. That's the commercial.

Blue cheery wins every time they beat. Great commercial. Yeah. I need it. You do.

Really. It works though. But with that. Coming is hard. But without the lexapro, you're fine.

Yeah, yeah. I'm coming. I'm coming at the gym. I'm coming at home. You've seen that, right?

Arnold God is the best. Wait. But without the lexapro, you are fine. If I wasn't on it, no, you had to be fine. But you feel so much better on lexapro.

It's really astounding how you just effects your sex drive. What do you call SSRI? Oh, like, hold drive. I think the whole drive. Even now, it's like, that's not I was at the comedy.

So we were at the show. Yeah. And I was going in the back. And it was a really cute girl. And she grabbed my wrist.

Mm. Where are you going? Right? I think I'm going home. I think that's the lexapro talk.

Take my. Yeah. Yeah. Like, I didn't even. Because normally what I would do is I'd wait for the whole show to end.

Yeah. Then I'll position myself. Smoke a cigarette outside of the main room door. I know what you're doing. And then you grab them and go, what's up?

You have fun? Right. But I didn't even do that. I did this and I went home. But then if you did this and then you got in your car, pop the bluetooth and you're like,

I'm going to have a chat with that lady. Yeah. Then I have to drive back. Yeah. Yeah.

But it affects my sex drive, I think. That's something that ball players can't do. Like, you can't wait outside of the stadium. Have a cigarette. No, you can't.

Yeah. But you know, guys, the guys will use the, uh, lot the bench attendance, the locker attendance. They sit out there on the court during the game and they'll use that. Oh, really?

They'll do that. Go talk to that girl from, yeah, they send them up. That's a cool guy's up. It's like Carlos is like your runner. Yeah.

So I would take the girls from the players. Mmm. Okay. I see you. I would do half and half.

What do you, what do you said? No, man. You said that. You're saying. Yeah.

If you're in the system in an NBA game, you would get a girl over Blake Griffin. Yeah. If he was pointing out a girl, I'd be like, hey, Blake, you know, he's got some other girls tonight, but you wrote me. You know, maybe we'll see him at 3 a.m.

4 a.m. You know me. Yeah. Same when I do a pop. That is exactly.

That is precisely. I'm joking. No, no, no, no. Let it go. No, that is legitimately true.

It's a ketamine-cut talking. The ketamine. Yeah. Are you guys doing ketamine? Oh, not a ketamine.

Yeah. Yeah. He was on this weekend. He's, uh, he's going to be in time out because he's supposed to be sober. Yeah.

Not happening, I guess. Okay. They go to the gay night clubs and they party all night. Hmm. We don't have to tell Blake about their gay.

No, Blake likes to hear that kind of stuff. Oh, I love, I love, are you kidding me? Come on. You wouldn't kill it at the abbey. Thanks, man.

[laughter] Make that part of your speech. Blake, who? I would've killed it at the abbey just letting you guys know.

“Blake, who's the most famous person that's been, that's been court-side when you were playing?”

Oh, I know. My gosh. What did anybody make you nervous? Yeah, does it make you nervous? Never.

No. I literally have been able to drink with Boston second walk. Right. I don't like the one thing. Second hand.

Well, I'm saying, we don't, you see someone famous in a crowd at a show. You're not, it's awesome. You're, like, stupid. Yeah, I don't care. I don't know.

It depends on who, like, you've, like, seen Denzel or Jack Nicholson or, um, Boracobamas. Jack, even more. Boracobamas. Yeah.

I'm still, I've never like, but Borac was there.

You didn't know Borac? [laughter] This is a game. Look this up. Look up.

Look up N64. Turak. T-U-R-O-K. Turakobama is a game. I'm going to put out.

[laughter] Where Boracobamas just fighting dinosaurs. [laughter] Turakobama. [laughter]

Taking back. Okay. That's where. That's Turakobama. Why is so staunch on a, awesome view.

Yeah, exactly right. So you don't get intimidated if Borac or something. It was, it was in the side of it.

I don't know how to say it.

I refuse to say it, right? No, he's saying it, right? Yeah, yeah. Borac. Borac.

Borac. Yeah, yeah. You wouldn't get nervous, like, they go, Borax here. Not nervous. I'd be like, wow, that's really cool.

Yeah. You guys, the guy was an office for fucking almost a decade and it's Borac to him.

“Never once did you hear the news and go, Borac and you were like, "No, I think it's Borac."”

Yeah. Yeah. I know it's Borac. I know it's Borac. Yeah, they were.

I was just out of himself as a Fox News guy. Big time. [laughter] Turakobama. Turakobama.

Who's saying Obama? Show me his papers was even lower here. Show me. How was the kid about concert, by the way? It was really good.

Oh, good. We were there. Yeah. We were drinking a beer, kiss my fron fish. I love this.

Me and I was listening to Bad Bony. Yeah. Amazing performance. Bad Bony. Did you like it?

Yeah, it was great. I mean, it was, it was insane. It was insane. It was insane. I didn't understand one word.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I put up Google Translate TV. Yeah, yeah. I don't do it up.

I was like, fuck, I'm in. Yeah, yeah. Let's go. Yeah. More Bony.

He understood every word because Fancy's from Spain. So he really got that. That really tickled you. Yeah, it's not deep. It's not deep.

Oh, wow. I just picked up on the accident. Yeah. Thank you. He's working hard to cover it up.

Oh, don't cover it. No, no, no. Okay, thank you. I won't do it anymore. Okay.

“It was actually surprisingly easy to convince you.”

Yeah. He's an American citizen now. So he says he's safe in here. Oh, yeah. That was a big deal for us for a while.

Yeah. He got a man and you're all good. Obviously. Yeah. I really.

You say that. I mean, we don't really know. Yeah. Maybe I could call like a president. Did you ever want to fight someone in the crowd?

Yeah. Yeah. Nobody like. Nobody famous really. You did want to fight a random fan.

I did want to fight. The malice of the palaces. One of the greatest things that ever had. That throwing the water on that guy is. You knew who that is?

Will Melbourne. Wait, that's will. Yeah. Oh, that's crazy. Yeah.

So it was a bit. Got it.

I never knew that to that was.

Yeah. Will Melbourne right there in the yellow shirt. Oh, wow. Warriors fan. I badly wanted it to be someone you didn't know.

Yeah. Because it was a great bet. He threw water. He reenacted it. Like a year right after the playoffs.

Oh, you did. Yeah. He threw water on a guy in a warrior's shirt. By accident. Yeah.

But it was an accident. That's funny that that was well. I couldn't even tell what they had. You've never done that. You've never thrown something at a fan.

Have you ever had something thrown at you? I've kicked somebody. Who'd you? Who? They turned around and kicked him on the back.

Why? What? As a job, but I think I did too hard. It hurt. I go get the fuck out of here.

How often do you guys are kicking out a hecklers? Not as much as much. Yeah. The store. The store is pretty good about it.

Especially now. That's Bobby. Yeah. Bobby. Bobby would be dream on green.

Yeah. 100%. I'd be Rodman. No. Why not?

Don't get defensively. Don't get defensive, dude. Yeah. Yeah. You're Rodman.

Yeah. You're Rodman. I'd be wild. Yeah. Yeah.

“Which basketball player would I be if I was a famous ball player?”

Oh, shit. That's good one. Steph Curry. That's a huge compliment. Yeah.

No. Steven Curry. Steve Curry. Is that who you meant when you said Steph Curry? Yes.

I did. Yeah. Steve Curry. Yeah. I think that's you.

Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. No. Jeremy Lynn.

Jeremy Lynn. Jeremy Lynn. Wow. Who is there was there ever a short Asian ball player that made it? Never.

Like made it made it. Yeah. Honestly, Jeremy had a nice run for us. Because it was Jeremy. Jeremy was only 6-3.

So I'm like that. Six-2. Oh, you're so much shorter. Oh, you keep Carl Amuro was 5-8. Yeah.

He's a good player. Yeah. He's still plays. Yeah. Wow.

You can call him more. 5-8. That could be you. Yeah. He's a good player.

Yeah.

But he's not the first guy you would sign.

Well, his stats. No. He had the draft. Yeah. Yeah.

You keep calling first round trip. You keep going. Go ahead. If the balls. Can you imagine what this did for Japan?

I mean, they probably lost their mind when he got draft. Yeah. Well, by the way, Rui Hutchin Moore. Yeah. He's half Japanese.

No. He's really good. He's a lake, or he's great. Yeah. He's like 6-9, 6-8.

He's the fucking man. Yeah. He's Asian. Yeah. Really nice guy too.

But here's the problem, Blake. Look, zoom. Yeah. Here's the problem. Enhance.

He's Asian. Yeah. What's the other half? Just spinning. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. You know, he really does look Japanese. Yeah. He does.

Yeah. I think the other half won in this. It always does. Yeah. Yeah.

First name in last name. One. Yeah. Yeah. Rui Hutchin Moore.

And there's him with his peers. And speaks, you know, obviously speaks it.

Mom was white. Black, I mean. No. His parents were white. They were both white.

And this was a big. Punic attack. There was a big misapp.

The hospital was getting real loose.

How do you have a organ?

“Did you guys see this woman who gave birth of black as a white woman?”

Get birth of black kid and accuse the husband of cheating. I don't know. I've seen it. Time and time again. It's called the Blake Griffin Autobahn.

It's called the Blake Griffin Autobahn. Well, it's so his mom is black. Brother. Yeah. Brother.

We dive into it. Well, why, why is that a weird? I mean, dude, clearly his mom is Asian. What the fuck? His dad is black.

How did he get the last name? You can know him more. I'm never. Do we explain it to me seriously? Maybe he grew up with his mom.

It's all I'm going to say. I don't know this for a fact, but maybe. That's his mom. No, that's his dad. Yes.

All right. That's his mom. Yeah, that must be his dad. I'm not sure. Actually, it's a good question about the last name.

Yeah. Unless his dad. Oh, let look at that. Boy, I'll tell you what. This is tough to tiptoe around.

What?

But how about this, Blake?

As a half in the NBA. Oh, you're half. You're half. Yeah. You're one of the greatest halfs that ever lived.

Thanks. Yeah. I mean, you've got to be an inspiration to all the other halfs. Your combo is what? My mom is white.

My mom is white with red hair. Yeah, yeah. He's me. Yeah. He's me if we flip.

Yeah. And your dad's a large black man. And my dad is, yeah, my dad's a black man. He's a large. He is large.

Yeah, he's 6, 6, 4, 6, 5. Can you imagine if he wasn't? He's 5, 8. He's dad's that little Japanese guy. Yeah.

Are they still together? They are still together. Amazing. Yeah, it's a beautiful story. Oh, that's amazing.

Do you ever go home and go? I'm going to come. Where do they like what city? Oklahoma City. I want to go back to Oklahoma City.

I'm just going to go to my old room and stay for the week. And do you ever do that? I do when I go home, I stay with them. They have since moved to a different house that I grew up in. Could you help them?

Same bed, though, from your childhood. Same bed. Same bed. And it's nice to get his wake up in the morning. Mom's cooking up something.

Mm-hmm.

“What do you think it's a white red head lady married to a black man?”

Corbypash. Dude. Right in your face. By the way, love corn be fast. Over eating eggs, over eating eggs.

Yeah. I see what you did there. What? Corn be for the Irish hash for the black side. Yeah.

Exactly. Sheesh. Sheesh. Yeah, yeah. Corn be hasheesh.

Yeah. Now, I want to ask something controversial. No, boy. Yeah, we can cut it out of you want. No.

It's a real question. It's a real question. It's your house smell. Yeah, more mom's dick. [LAUGHTER]

All right. That was a good idea. Did your home smell or black or black? Black? No, you're going to say that.

No, because there's a smell, right? Yeah, there is. If you put on my parents house, it's full-blown Korean. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

All Koreans live here. Yeah. Right. So, what do I smell? I'm spending the night.

I personal home. Your parents home. Your parents home. You and I are sleeping. Twin beds.

Yeah. Separate beds, I mean. My parents home. Oh, it's so big. Oh, good morning, Blake.

Yeah, smells like the White House. Not the White House. Yeah, a White House. It smells like candles. Yeah.

It's candles. Cotton. Fresh linen. Ooh. That's a white person's candle.

Oh, okay. I got you. I was like, Cotton thing was weird. Yeah, that actually threw me out. [LAUGHTER]

“We both were like, where are you going with this, David?”

White people's candles. It's like, it's like-- It's a linen. Yeah, yeah. You like, the wood camping wood fires.

Like, Ocaro. Beach wood fire. No. That's a different one. Beach wood.

Beach wood. What is my house smell like? You've been to my mom's house. Yeah, it's white. It's very white.

Yeah, yeah. What is it smell like?

I mean, it's always like a little bit of a Bay of Spoglove with coffee.

Hmm. You know what I mean? And a little bit. What was the first thing? Bay of Spoglove.

Like a little Bay of Spoglove. Like a very good bear. Fish. A little apple pie. Drive my truck.

Yeah, yeah, that. Time. Don't. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Listen to.

Um. What do I listen to? Hey, pop. Hey, pop. Hey, pop.

Thank you. It's a pop. No, I like everything. I think I like, what do I like? I like, uh, I like, I think my preference, if I could listen to anything all day long,

probably be closer to soul music. Hmm. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. I just like it.

Yeah, that's my favorite. That's it, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just full black.

Yeah. You're red head and half got promoted to full black. Full black. You're mom's red head. Yes.

Wow. Pure, pure, bread. Uh, your bread. I love it. Pure.

Yeah. I want to meet your mom so bad. She's sweet. Look at it. Wow.

And that you're dad? No, no. That's just the guy that you met. Just brought a guy to the game. Oh.

And your brother is right down there who I love.

Taylor? Yeah, there's Taylor. Wow. He's got the red beard. Yeah.

You kind of would have it.

I would if I grew it out. But you never do. I did once. But I would, you know what? I would kind of like, I'll make sure I looked a little darker.

“So did he shave because he was bald or he shaved to look not like you?”

He was, he was going thin and he was like, you know what? I'm not fat anymore. You're not even close to that. You've got full lettuce. Dude, I've been, I've been working on it.

No, it looks real. No, but he used a thickening shampoo. Ah, yeah. I'm conditioned. Got it.

Take the pills. Yeah, I'm finding it. Carlos Carlos is, he wants us to go flying to Turkey. Show him what you got. Because he wants us to fly him to Turkey to fix that.

Alright, like Ken. Oh, prime candidate. If you would be, dude, you would, can you imagine? We said we wanted to fly him out for it. He already looked it up.

Having trouble on their government though. It's a little slow. Can you imagine doing ketamine with a full head? I mean, I'd be unstoppable. You'd be at the ab, you just whip it back and forth.

It would be lops. It would be crazy. That might be too much power for one, man. That's why God did that. Because they go, this guy's too handsome and cool.

We give him hair as well. It's trouble. That's trouble. I would like to, I've had, I mean, people, people love the results. Yeah.

Well, look at dude, honestly though. We looked it up, right? How much do you say a cost for the whole head? Six grand. Six cheese for Turkey.

That was for Spain. For Turkey. It's like 4500, I think. Wow. Wow.

Yeah. It's not bad. We'll send you to Turkey. Can we send him to Turkey?

“Why don't we just do a little go fund me right now?”

And we start it. You could fund me. Whoa. Oh. Oh.

Technically actually, but we just met. We don't need to go fund me. We have the funds here. All right. Wow, dude.

That's really great. You know what? Let's make a little, let's make a little bet. And maybe I'll fund your your your hair transplant. Let's make a bet with them and let's see if it works.

Oh, yeah, yeah. What's the bet? Who are the matchup in the finals? Oh. So you're going to pick.

Yeah. Yeah. You pick. If you pick correctly, I'll fund your your whole. This is amazing.

If you if you need some time to look at. Oh, I know. He's a die hard. Oh, you're a. Okay.

He's a die hard. He's a free. That basketball is his number one sport that he pays attention to. Okay. I'll let you pick between Spain and Turkey.

Oh. Daddy's splash in the pot. Let me pick for you. No. Let me pick for you.

Please got no. Yeah, yeah. Big high sharks. Okay. Yeah.

Are we talking basketball? Like NBA. NBA. Can I pick for you? Are we talking basketball?

Hey. Hey. Hey, you do high school. Yeah. Yeah.

Are you pick Bob? Okay. Yeah. No. Okay.

The sun. So yes, he picks the sun. Yeah. I was going to say, okay, see versus Celtics. I think Celtics.

Wow. Really. I love that pick. I love that pick. Sorry, so how about this.

Ironically, what you picked was half true. Exactly. Because the sunics are now the Oklahoma City. Wow. Isn't that great?

Yeah, that's great. I already knew that.

I always say the old school name.

Great. I know. I already know that. How about the next old school name? Exactly.

What's that one? What? The New York Nick. Nick Oz, Nick Oz. (laughing)

That's exactly right. - Yeah, good job. - Good job, good job. (laughing) - The New York Knickers.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - They were really good. - And these knickers are running up and down the floor.

“- Bye God, have you ever seen a nick of run so fast?”

(laughing) - This nick is jumping out of the gym. (laughing) - I mean, you-- - I can't believe you.

- No, yay. - Yes, we can. - The Boston government's are just having no answer on defense. They must be saying, "Nick a please."

(laughing) - Oh, man. I gotta be honest, I love your pick. I, I mean, Oklahoma City's obviously a big favorite. The Nick's is like an interesting one.

It's a very interesting one. Jason Tatum's hurt, he might be coming back. - I think he's going back. - Wait, wait, so you think it's going to be OKC and who? - The Celtics, I think Tatum's coming back a couple of weeks.

- Oh, so you think the Celtic, okay. OKC and the Celtics, you really think and do it. - Do you think he's going to be full strength? - No, but I think in the playoffs he will be. And I think he'll overtake the Pistons 'cause they're younger.

- It's incredible for you to talk to a professional basketball player this way as if you have any knowledge more of it. (laughing) - I love it so much. - I'm actually, I'm actually, I, I would not.

- No, he might be right. - No, not argue that. - My money would be on Detroit though. - The Pistons are young, they are the best team in the, Bob, you're loving this, aren't you?

- Yeah. - He's been staring at the standings, trying to make sense. - But he's trying to match the team to a city. (laughing) - I just think some of the names should be changed.

Like the Cavalier, what does the Cavalier? - Couldn't agree more. - I couldn't agree, that's like a hard thing. - You know what city? - What?

- No, I don't. Let me learn her to the before. - Cleveland, but where do you think they should be called? - Cavalier?

- I've never heard of it.

- What do you think they, oh, let's rename them. How about this is more fun for you? - The Cleveland, there's the Browns.

- All right, it's got to be some sort of, you know what I mean?

- So Cleveland, what? - The Hands. - Cleveland Hands. - Yeah, you know what I mean? (laughing)

- 'Cause that's what they use. - That's right. - Yeah, yeah. - They're really good there. - Yeah, the Cleveland feet. - Cleveland feet, yeah.

- Yeah, something to use. - All right, so how about Cavs? - No, there's the Cavs, right? - Well, there's the Cavalier Cavalier. - Oh yeah, yeah.

- That's even simpler than, like, 'cause I have a Cav. - No, Cavs, but you're right, you know what? - Okay, you go by the Cavs. - All right, yeah. - How about Toronto Raptors?

Do you like the Raptors? - I don't like it either. That's two of animal that exists. - The Star Player, Toronto, Obama. - Yeah, yeah.

(laughing) - How about the, the Rain Frogs? - The Toronto Rain Frogs. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - There's a lot.

- A lot. - Have you ever seen an African Rain Frog? - Careful. - No, it's not a careful. - Yeah.

- They're the saddest creatures on Earth. They're so cute though. Have you seen it? - Why can't they be happy? - Yeah.

- Look at zoom in. - Okay, yeah, they got a little frown. - Look at that. - They're very sad. - Let's do that.

- The African Rain Frogs are sad. - The Toronto African Rain Frogs. - Yeah, I mean, look at the merch we're gonna sell. - Look at that dude. - Why are they so sad? - Oh, you know that when they're born, they're fathers leave right away.

(laughing) (laughing) - It's not what? - Okay, so go back. - Okay, let's go back.

- Okay, so then the seventy-sixthers are Philadelphia. What do you like about that? - Oh, the seventy-sixthers. What does that even mean? - Come on.

- Are some arbitrarily number? - 1776.

“- No, dude, that's not a way that's why that is.”

- Yeah, you're right. - No, no. - Let's just make up a, how about 1942s? - The guy who bought the team is actually 76. - Some arbitrary, I don't like 76ers.

- You don't, okay, so what in Philadelphia would represent a team better do you think? - Philadelphia. - They've got Rocky, they've got the, - I got it out. - The Philadelphia Fettinals.

- Yeah. (laughing) - Philly fence, Philly fence. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, the fence dude. - I think we, 'cause they have that street.

What's that shit? - Let's go, fence. (laughing) - Just Bob out. - All right, Orlando magic.

- Yeah, that's good. - Yeah, that's cool. - Yeah, that's cool. - Orlando Disney magic? - Yeah, I like it, no, I like it, I like it a lot.

- Miami heat, yeah, yeah. Not my favorite element. - Yeah, so what, would you like better not hurricane? - Miami, oh, but it is hot there. - Very.

- Yeah. - Sweat. - Miami sweats. - Yeah, Miami sweatings. - Yeah, yeah, sweating, yeah, sweat when you're there.

I think it should be based on the city too. - All right, what about the Charlotte Hornets?

- Never been to Charlotte, are there Hornets are?

- They're everywhere. - They're inside the stadium. - They are a mid game. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - They're around the day five.

- Whoa, so keep it that then. - And oh, guys, I know that you're gonna correct this one. That's the Atlanta Hawks. What are those gonna be? - Mm-hmm.

- Atlanta Hawks. - What goes on in Atlanta? - What? - Shit, Tyler Perry. - Yeah, yeah, oh.

- Oh, dude. - Did Atlanta Medears? (laughing) - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, you've been a pass-ab-all.

(laughing) - Oh, oh, oh! (laughing) - No! - Well, the Atlanta Medears,

“and then Chicago Bulls, do you like the Chicago Bulls?”

That's my home team. - Can I just, are there, are they indigenous to the city? Bulls back in the day, but they're running wild in Elk. (laughing) We've had Bulls run on the streets for years.

- Yeah, yeah. - 'Cause I've been there, but I've never seen a bull. - Well, they hide him from you. - Oh, they do. - Yeah, okay.

- 'Cause they know you're fighting days that they're a barrel boy, they don't wanna upset you. - Yeah, but why the bull? - Yeah, yeah. - Well, the bears and the cobs were had a shared thing

because of the cubs for a bear, but the bulls were just their own entity. They didn't wanna have another bear. - But like the Chicago wins. - Well, like win?

- Yeah. - Well, we had the bull, it's so cold, right? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - The women's team is called the Chicago... - Yeah.

- What is it called? - Storm? - Yeah. - No, no, no, the storm is said. - What are we called?

- The Chicago? - Yeah, what Chicago? - Sky. - Sky, yeah. - Sky line, it should have been.

- Yeah. - The Chicago Sky. - Right, Angel Rishetta. So, you're okay with Bull or no? would you want something else?

'Cause Chicago is Al Capone City, this is the Union City, it's a crime city. - Deep dish. - Deep dish? - Yeah, deep dish.

- Chicago deep dish. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I like that. - Okay, yeah, yeah, we'll keep it a deep dish. - All right, let's finish off the round Milwaukee bucks.

Now, this is true to Milwaukee. Wisconsin is filled with bucks.

“You like bucks or you want something else for Wisconsin?”

- Dear the deers, what they're saying? - Dear the deer. - Cheese. - Wisconsin cheese. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Chicago cheese. - Cheese. - All right. - Of course, Blake's old team, the Brooklyn, what do we say?

- Nets. - You like nets? - Yeah. - Big proponent of the game. - Brooklyn hipsters.

- Brooklyn hipsters. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Because there's a lot of hipsters there. - All right, Indiana Pacers. What would you like, do you like that?

- Pacers. - Pacers, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There are a lot of elderly people in here. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah.

- And then finally out of Washington, DC, the wizard.

- Washington. - Warlocks. - Warlock. - The Washington Warlocks, it is. - Yeah, yeah.

- And then my pick, yeah, yeah. - Carlos has locked in his, his picks for the finals. And if it comes true, our fans are gonna know, Blake Griffin,

full on hair transplant. So that's a air shake, air shake it. - No, huge. - Huge.

- That would be incredible.

- It's not gonna happen. - Even if you went, I don't think Blake's gonna do it. If one team gets there, it's just good. - No. - Hey, you've ever half your hair. - Half your hair. - What's up, man?

- I'll let you choose which half. - Yeah, but it's gotta be right down the middle. - No, just from back. - No, it would be funnier if it was just this half was full hair.

- Oh, I see, I'll go. - Half was no hair. - Yeah. - Wow. - That is kind of a good move. - I think I'm honestly pulling for you.

- Me too. - I bet you're welcome. - I want to get surgery. - What do you want to get done? - That leg surgery, what you get, they chop the,

like the butt bones and they put a cap so I can be taller. - How tall are you? - Five, three and a half. - Ooh. - What's that, what's that?

- No, I just, I love that the half is still being used. - Got it. - Five, four, five, four, five, four, 50, four. - Five, four. - He's five, three.

- I'm five, I'm five, I'm five, I'm five.

- No, sorry, I was talking to age, five, 54.

- 54, but he looks so good. - You look amazing. - It can increase your height to six inches now. They break your legs and all that shit. Put the bones in there.

It's a hundred grand. You want a bet Blake for this as well. (laughing) - I'll make it easier. (laughing)

The wizards. - Sure. - Right, and the wizards, go back to the list that you had. - You didn't know that list was by teams and in place that they're in in the league.

- There's no wins.

“- I know, that's why I don't, yeah, I want it,”

I want it a long shot. How about the wizards in the Pacers? (laughing) - Yeah, completely. - They're both the way.

- They're both from the same conference. - Yeah, like one from the Western conference. - All right, for this list. - All right, so Zoom in a little bit more. The wizards and the sons.

- Go to the bottom, wizards and the kings, baby. - Mm, yeah. - The wizards and the kings make the NBA finals that I will pay for your leg length. (laughing) - You will?

- I promise you. - Yeah, wizards and I'll even give you score. - Okay, yeah. - 86 to 14. - That's the what?

- Yeah. - Yeah, that's the score of the game. - And the wizards win it. - Have it best. - The wizards win by--

- 86 by that many points, reporting. - And then you better do it. - Yeah, you better pay for my surgery. - wizards have to win by 62. (laughing)

- Yeah, you'd be so funny if a pandemic broke out. All these guys got sick again. And then for some reason, these two teams ended up in the middle of it. - That would be amazing.

- We were incredible. - It's impossible, but I wanted to-- - It's impossible? There's not even a 1% chance. - No, literally no.

- Yeah, no. - It's a one in the zill.

“- I think, can you go down to the bottom?”

They have 12 wins and then-- - 44 losses. - So they would have to get to-- (laughing) I mean, they're not technically eliminated

from the playoffs. - Yeah, it's approaching fast. - They win every single game from now on. - Yes. - So what are they-- they have-- they're at 56 games

so they have 26 games to go out. If they went out, 26 would put them at 38 wins and then the 10th seed-- - That's right, the 11th seed, 20. - Yeah, they could technically make it.

- Technically. - Hypothetically, yeah. - And you know what, for your legs, I hope they do. - Yeah, me too. - For your one of the two legs, I hope they do.

- Yeah. - Do you imagine the confidence you'd have? (laughing) - With the height? - Yeah.

- No, I have confidence now, guy. - Yeah, no, I'm not. - What are you guys, don't ever challenge them. - I know, all right. (laughing)

- I'm not a friend of you, guy.

I never have, never will.

- I know you have, okay. - You know what, that's on me. - Yeah, I'll rip you out. - What's that mean? (laughing)

- You know, I'll stretch you out. You want me to stretch you out? - Stretch me out, dear. - Yeah, why? - I don't stretch him out.

- Yeah. - That's a sexual in you, I know. - You know what's not? - What does stretch you out? - Legs.

- You can-- oh, you stretch him out. (laughing) - I'll stretch your legs right out there, yeah. - You just want to make him comfortable, right? - You know, you'll be able to play again.

- You guys go to fight, he just becomes your physical therapy. (laughing) - So the enemy's gotta get loose. - You're drinking enough water. (laughing)

- Yeah.

“- Honestly, I think if that happens, I would love it for you.”

But I think you are the perfect little height God made you the height that you're supposed to mean. - I don't even have like, I had it for free, I wouldn't do it. 'Cause you can't walk for like two years after that. - You don't walk much?

- I know. - It looks so painful. - In the guys like rehabbing? - No, let me see the guys rehabbing. He's like--

- There's like a guy on TikTok that did it. And, oh dude, they have the metal things that come out. - The full of fumble, wow, wow. - Wow, wow, wow. - Even the photos are insane.

Wow, look at that, that guy gained like four inches, five inches. - Wow, it does work. - 100%, of course it does. I mean, this is gonna be detrimental when they're older. I mean, their bodies are gonna literally fall apart.

- Can you like run? - Yeah, oh, dude. I mean, it's full functioning, it's just-- - Look at that. - No chances has any--

This has gotta be so unhealthy for your insides. - Yeah. - You know what I mean? Like there's no way this is not really bad for you. - It's giant plate overs.

- He installed that, he wanted to plate penis. - Yeah. - It takes away-- - I mean, it's your already in there. - Yeah, yeah.

- While you're at it, man. - It's the challenge of life, that's the thing. - Body, bodybuilder Brian decided to become,

How tall, six, six, so he got himself up.

“He was only what I hate that they do this.”

1.82 meter, I mean, come on man, stop it with it. Well, you don't. 1.82 meters is what? - That's it, the only one who uses this, we are-- - Hey, you're a fucking American singer.

- Hey, hey. - Hey. - Come on. - Come on. - Come on.

- You guys are there. Only one day you used to see what you moved here. Well, you moved here and you're happy here. - You're not a little person did it. - Oh.

- Now she's a big little person. There's gotta be a name for that. - You gotta do the arms, too, no? It looks weird. - I don't know if she did it.

- Yeah, I know if the arms are what I'm distracted by. - Now you look like a raptor. I mean, it's like her little arms, no? - Wow, look at that. - Yeah.

- To that young woman, happy for her that she got to get that. That looks-- so this is who it's made for. Not little Korean men that want to get laid more. It's for people that need it for health. - Yeah.

- I'm assuming she had knee replacement. - Well, you would know basketball player. I mean, you see that-- - I'm gonna need it. I'm gonna need it.

- Double? - I'll definitely need it in my left. I think my right might be okay. But I'm putting it off. - What about hips?

- Hips, I'm okay, I think. - You know, you recommended me. I will say if the moment of truth, I had a, you know, my one of my hip was bad. My back was bad.

He recommended me someone that helped me get much better for injections on my hip because of all that hip pain that I had. - He's a one that helped. - Blake was the one that introduced me to a doctor

that helped fix me. - What's ailing you, Bobby? - You know, I'll be honest with you. Not nothing. - Wow.

- His body's great. - I think my body's pretty good. I think when you're smaller, it doesn't break down as fast. - Yeah.

- Yeah. - That is true. - You do any physical activities. - Nothing. - I really don't do, I don't do anything.

- That's what he wants. - That probably helps. - Yeah, yeah. - We talk about hiking a lot. - Yeah.

- So, I don't know, it's never gonna happen,

but we do chat about it. - But if I sit down eight hours and play a video again, that's when I feel like when I get up, I'm like, "Ah, you would imagine." - Yeah.

- Yeah. - Hey, that was in the video game chair. - When you, I've done that where I didn't even get up to get a glass of water. I would just sit there.

- Eight hours with nothing? - Nothing. - What do you play? - Well, I'll just play like Starfield or something like that. - You're not a video game guy at all.

- You're not a video game guy at all. - Yeah, yeah. - You guys are jocks. - No, no, first of all. - That's to be real.

- I'm a nerd. - First of all. - And you're more nerdy, right? - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- How many NBA players play video games? - All of them. - They all play so much. - Oh, they do. - Travel with little things and set them up on the plane

and play on the plane. - Well, a lot of these guys didn't catch stream for a while. Like some of these guys, they get, they're so big into it. They travel with their, that was LeBron when he was 19 years old. - Yeah, now there's like these little brief cases

and it's a TV, their console, everything in there and they can play at any moment. - Do NBA players with video game brief cases? Look at this, and they travel with them now, especially because they're bored on those planes.

Those team planes got to be fucking amazing, though, Blake. - Yeah, they're great. They're a plenty of room. - Plenty of room. - I don't know, we're not getting a good shot there.

- What is it? Is 777, you guys all fly on? - It's like modified giant 7 somethings. So the first class area, these huge seats, the decline, not like lay flat.

And then there's a, I always said at the table

'cause I played cards. So there'd be like two chairs facing, two chairs in a table in the middle, and you play cards. - Wow. - And then--

- There it is. - Yeah. - So, let me say this, though. Rookie's have to sit, they're assigned seats. Rookie's got to go back.

- In a way, 'cause, you know, if you're new to a team too, you get to team and like, people have their seats already. So you just find it open, see you later. - People leave them. - Rookie's?

- Yeah, I can live that kid kind of thing. - Oh, no, no. - Wedgie. - Yeah.

“- That's like a little nucky, you know what I mean?”

- Yeah, little nudgy, little nudgy, little nudgy. - You'll get their kid out, you know? - Yeah, go to the back. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Back in the back.

- Yeah, the planes are nice. - That relationship always is interesting to me of when the teams have traveled together too, right? 'Cause you don't, but you don't NFL, they're required to be on that plane.

You guys, if you could, have your own individual travel depending on contract, you could, you don't have to be on the team plane. - Something guys-- - Like, if you had like a specific reason,

like a guy had to go see his family, somebody passed away or something, this or that, yes, but like they prefer everybody to be on the plane, for sure. - But is that true that nowadays a lot of guys get to sneak away and not have to fly on that plane?

- I would say most guys fly it. - Do they? - Yeah, yeah. - NFL is crazy, right? NFL, you get fined if you don't sit on,

if you don't get back on that. - If you don't have an excuse, like if you're like late to a flight, you get fined if you miss a flight. - What's a fined for being late to the flight? - If it happens one time, they may, it depends on the guy,

but maybe 10k, and then if you are late to get maybe 30, 25, 30, and then if you miss a flight. - Every game I lose 100 grand. - 100%. - I was just going, I was just going to lose the bus,

and you would imagine. - All my money goes to that. - Yeah, yeah.

“- Do you guys ever take off with, they don't want to show up?”

- Yeah. - Yeah. - No. - And then what's that? - They're insane, 'cause they--

- There's a fine, and then they just have to get themselves to the wherever we're going at their home, they get there, yeah. - But there are times when they don't even show up. - Yeah, there's been times, I don't know that on a team

there's been people late. Usually they won't leave unless it's like, egregious, but yeah, guys have missed flights for sure. - When you were on a plane, did Kyrie ever talk about Flat Earth when you were on a plane flying through this?

- I don't know, you never did.

- God, I wanted that to happen so bad. - Yeah, as you're on the curvature of the earth, this is all fake. - You guys have, like, an arsenal of C has a 15-year-old kid on the team.

Imagine that, being 15. - Can't do that in the NBA. - You can't do that in the NBA. - No. - Why?

- You have to be-- - Child laws? - Yeah, child labor laws. - Is it? - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah.

- We're pretty serious about 'em. (laughing) - Yeah, yeah.

“- You have to be one year removed from high school.”

- Oh, I see, okay. - So a lot of guys go play, you can-- - But imagine being 15 and being-- - Right, yeah. - They'd be crazy.

- They can't imagine it. - But a 15-year-old probably wouldn't be the same. The level of players and they're yet a 15-year-old. - But do it, I mean, look at, like, we have a 15-year-old kid on our team. - And he's great. - What's your job?

- And this is not me being rude, but soccer is remarkably different than basketball.

15, these guys are not developed yet enough to do what these guys do. It's not the same. - Or you'd say that Earl and Harling is not huge. He's huge. - You're not-- - Earl and Harling, the guy, the--

- And Manchester City. - Yeah. - Yeah, how old is he? - So, like, when Wemby was at 20, he couldn't have played in the-- - No, he was just--

- No, he was just-- - No, he was just-- - Yeah. - Because, my point is-- - Not strong enough. - You're just not strong enough, you don't have--

these guys are super-- - You understand that? - And I'm not being rude about soccer, but it's a different world. - Yeah. - It's skill set with running.

This is-- - How did I kid? - That's when he was 15. - Yeah, yeah. - Victor Weminiama, he's now 20--

- He wouldn't be able to get a basket back then. - It would have been impossible for him to play in the league at that age. I think-- - You really get a basket though. - But for sure, yeah, okay, you could be out there, but in terms of B, the MBA is not about going to get a basket.

Who can you guard? Like, if you can't guard, like sure, you can go out there and like we could put you out there and you could run up and down and go to the corner and maybe hit it open shot. But like, on defense, like, the MBA is just, it's called a pick on league.

“So they just bring you up into a pick and roll, you have to switch to that pick and roll,”

and then you now you have to guard Luca. - Mm-hmm, no offense. - No offense. - No, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - It's impossible. - Yeah, yeah. - But you know, in the 90s, I would have been the white in the corner.

- Mm-hmm. - And there he is, the red streak in the corner. - Steve Kirkery, Steve Red Curry. - Steve Red Curry. - They're in the corner. - You got to shot Paki and a gut box. - Steve Red Curry, you know, Red had an Indian guy, half red, head of.

Give me the ball, man, I'm ready to shoot. I'm in a C-point stance, man. I'll pop one in your eye, man. Steve Red Curry. (laughs)

I never dribble. - No, wait a minute. - Hot pop or shot, man. (laughs) - But for shot. - Hot pop or shot, man. Practice every day. - Oh. - After a game, you fly back to, you get on the plane,

or you leave the next day. - That's what we're saying. - We would, it depends if you're on a road trip, say, we play an LA, we go to Utah to play a game, we might go to Denver, and if there's a day in between, maybe you stay over in Utah, but usually you fly the right after the game.

- But they're having a day off at the front, no, what do you guys do to other? - Mm-hmm. - Like the Celtics are playing Golden State on Thursday, and they're gonna fly to LA, I'm gonna go play golf with some guys, actually.

- Oh cool. - On Friday. - 'Cause they have a day off. Like, guys will plan ahead, you know, if you kind of know you have a day off, you have to plan ahead.

- There's no practice that day. - A day off would be no practice. (laughs) But yes, on a trip, like you might practice. - But there are no sessions in that day off or no.

- Sometimes you just need a day off, so I'm assuming they get back, they have like a little workout Tuesday. What's today? - Yeah, they're probably back 'cause it's all start break.

They're probably back doing a little workout tonight. Practice tomorrow, fly to Golden State, fly to San Francisco, shoot around the morning, play the game, fly to LA that night,

“they'll have Friday off, I think, practice Saturday,”

and then I think they play Sunday. - Wow, wow, wow. - Clippers. - No, lakers, lakers, lakers. - Oh, it is.

- Yeah, I think they already played the, yeah, they already played the lakers. - Wow. - What's a lifestyle? - Amazing, right?

- Yeah, it was so exciting.

I always fantasize about being in a pro league somewhere.

- I mean, you could have been a pro table tennis player for sure 'cause you're good at ping pong. - He's very ping pong. - Oh, they're not teams though. - Yeah, but you still travel the players.

- You still travel the tournament? - Yeah, you saw, you saw, I already feel free. - Now I'm talking about a team sport. - You're not really a team sport guy.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, I am, I am. - Pass me the ball about. - There it is. - He's open. - You know what's open, I know how to play it.

- He's only telling other people, he's open. (laughing) He's open, he'll go there. - Yeah, you would be a great coach. (laughing)

- You'd be around me. - Great coach. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think I would be good. - Super motivated. - Coach him right now, go, coach Blake.

- But like, like, where are you scanning there? I got to go to the offset. - Go to the offset. - Go to the center of the ring. - I'm at the offset, now I'm at the ring.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Do it now. - Shoot it now. - Shoot it now. - I missed, wouldn't know.

- Yeah, what? - What do I do now, miss? - Okay, leave out. - But I'm at the center offset, ring. - Get six points, that's three. (laughing)

- If it's farther back, you get it, you get more.

- Yes. - Yeah, they have a three point line. - No, even further back. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - We should see a five point line.

- Yeah, there should be a five point line. - Start with four. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - They toyed with it in the WMBA all star game. - Yeah.

- I would like the circles, right? - Yeah, the other side of the circle is the spot. You could shoot. - Can somebody go on your shoulders? We'll do that with you, miss.

- Yeah, yeah.

“- Right, and they have to wear a trench coat to shoot, like that little jacket, right?”

- Run the little rascals, yeah, go see a movie. Or only by what do you go down in your, all fours, right? And the Japanese guy, like a trampoline. - Yeah. - And go down your back, and then hit it.

- Unfortunately, there's no catapulting rule. - Oh, you gotta bring that back. - I don't think it would ever waste. - No, the catapult. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Although you dunked often enough on people where you use them as leverage to put your nuts in their face. This was the thing that Blake was probably the best at. - Yeah, he was very good. - He would dunk on people to embarrass them,

and use their head, the fourth one, right? - The fourth one. - And he would use their head for his balls to rest on. Now that's his balls resting just gently against that man's forehead. - Yeah.

- And that's just to protect his balls. - Yeah, yeah. - Because when you're flying through the air, you're not gonna be too free. - Put a forearm up.

He definitely kind of boosted me up on that dunk a little. - Was it one of the great dunks? - Why are you dunking his hair? - It was really not a cool idea. Not the hair at head.

I know you don't, but if I'm you, I have this blown up so big in the entrance of my house that every time somebody walks in, I would just, and they're like, what's up with them? It's then one, that's whatever.

Don't you wanna coffee?

And ignore it as if it never.

But this is the greatest, you should, this dunk was so fucking unbelievable. I mean, like, even his own teammates,

“the guy that's getting dunked on, they showed love”

'cause it was incredible. - Oh, why? - His balls were on his face. - Wow, wow. - It's fucking amazing.

Have you ever apologized to him for that? - I haven't apologized, but we have talked. - Timothy Mazgoff, night really nice guy. - Mazg seven, two Russian. - What does he say about it in the aftermath?

- We didn't really talk about it. I just, it's good to see you. - How to taste. - I'd say, how to taste, bro. - I mean, to this, to you, this is like,

when someone breaks someone, breaks someone's fucking ankles and they cross someone really bad and they score a goal and it's just like they embarrass them, like it's like that.

- It's the exact same shit. Like it's just. - Your manchets are sitting in? - No man. - Arsenal, Arsenal.

- You know those, you know those goals when they're like, well, like what Messi did most his career, where he ruined someone's, he made him look like they weren't there. - Oh yeah. - And just fucking destroyed them and then score.

- Are you fake a shot then the defender has a slide and they, yeah, I love that. - Or if they think you're going one way and they just, it's the same thing in the NBA, break their fucks. - I see.

- Yeah. - You would love the end. - Yeah, you would love an NBA game. It's so action-packed. - Here's a, it's just like,

- No, my argument is this and no fans. - Too many black guys for him, yeah. - Wait too many black people. - Yeah, yeah, no, no, no fans. But there's too much scoring for me.

- Yeah, you like, you like, - And this is the analogy I want to use. - That's the one I should have done. - Yeah, it was Kendrick, right? - Yeah.

- Here's my another one. - That's Kendrick Lamar, he's dunking on me. - That's amazing.

“- Yeah, they are not like, oh, that's what he,”

that's where he came up with him, yeah. - I think this one. - Yeah, okay, so much scoring. - Well, it's, the reason why I like, it's like this, okay. If you were having sex, and you knudded a little bit

the whole time, right, you had little mini nuts. - Yeah. - Like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah. - That's basketball. - That's a woman.

- Yeah, yeah, but, okay, but in soccer, right? Sometimes, you know, mean, they score in the last five minutes and when they do score, it's a far more bigger life.

- What happens when they score in the first five minutes

and they don't score again, the rest of the game? - That's what he does every time. - That's what he does every time. - That's what he does every time. - You didn't even, you didn't even.

- Sometimes I have sex. He'll big nut up front and no nut at the end. - Oh, you keep going. - But I still keep going. - Oh, baby.

- Yeah, he's still keep going. - He's asleep, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. (laughing) - But that thing is rocked up. - Yeah, yeah.

- He's just too much scoring for me. - Right, I'm gonna take you to a game. We'll get, we'll get really good seats and I think you'll love it. - I promise you.

- If I'm not up front, I don't wanna go. - You wanna be on the floor. - I gotta be sitting there with Nicolahson and all those guys. - Well, he doesn't wanna be anywhere near us.

- Nicolahson? - Nicolahson, yeah, yeah. - He was ex-centered and... - I'm Bullrock, Obama. (laughing) - Turak Obama. - Yeah. - Bullrock.

- Could you be killing a dinosaur, to Barack? Well, this has been a phenomenal. - You think the right. - I will say Blake. - Dude, you're so funny to me. - One of our favorite people to ever walk.

- No, you're so funny. - And you're connection. - And a great guy. - Connection with stand-up is the roots run very deep with you because you've been kind of a part of our world as a, you're an honorary.

- I'm a huge stand-up thing. - Yeah, but Conanary, 'cause you've been in our world, you've done, you've done stand-up, you've done roast, you've done, so we love you and we are here. - You still do stand-up?

- No. - I mean, I like still write some stuff and time to time. - Yeah, yeah. - You should do it. - I just, I don't know, okay.

- It's hard, man. - It is hard. - It's already master's one career. It'd be embarrassing if he did ours as well.

- Yeah, because he could do it, though.

- No, trust me, I'm very aware. - I know. - It's a guy that's annoying. - He's mad at this. - Well, yeah.

“- You don't need it, you son of a bitch.”

- Yeah, it's our bad friends after all.

(laughing) And that's full circle. (laughing) Thank you for being a bad friend. (upbeat music)

(upbeat music)

- But what I want to do today

is not to give me a lot of studies. The semester by Tag Lab, Tobui, the soft, handy internet. It's a master's real name. - I mean, you can say that I'm a jerk.

- Yeah, you're a jerk, right? But you don't trust me. - Exactly. Zauber word, "fellus" for "trag". "Mach, you're just like this."

And when you're done working, he says, "Catchin"? - That's right. - Safe, like this. - Hold it, you're just like this.

Now, let's go to the next one.