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I love you. I'm a bad friend. I realize that Andreas doesn't like quiet moments with me. Why?

“Why do you not like to be quiet with him and just hang out?”

I knew he was driving up to the park a lot, so I went out there to greet him.

Like I always do every episode.

I like to give him a light hug and ask him what his day is. Or like I've complimented my car. I said it was a beautiful car. What else did I say? And then you got really close.

No, do I, I said, would you live on a? You also live on a junkyard? But as a joke, I said that. Yeah, yeah. It's not funny because it's real.

I know, that's what he does. He does live in a junkyard. Yeah, that's what I really like. What did I tell you? You go, you said, I don't remember.

But then I didn't remember. I don't remember. That part. It's really the fifth on that. Yeah.

You're a little junkyard dog. You're a junkyard dog. You're a little, I Spanish, don't you are dog. Then you, I could see you're racing to the door. Right?

And I was like, well, well, well, well, what about our moment? Because I didn't like moments with you. Why don't you like moments with Bobby? What's the problem? Yeah.

He gets uncomfortable with the clothes. Yeah. That's a hard word for you to say. I can't put up like you saw his brain pause. I can't, well, no.

I was don't message up on the race. I was going for a hug though. Yeah. I realize you don't like hugs. Right.

You don't. You're not a touchy-feely person. Not from you. Okay.

Now with the angry, I've never seen you hug and either.

And there's more like normal. You know, like, I, yeah. Yeah. Because he doesn't, he's not, you're not a huger. If you give me a hug, he doesn't, you know, grab my butt.

I'm trying to get all of you to hug your butt. What can I hug your butt guy? I'm, I'm not a hug. We're not huggy people though. Who?

Well, like, I don't come from huggy folk. Yeah. We're not hug, we don't hug. We do sometimes if it matters. We do a side hug though.

Like, if you, when your dad dies, we hug, we hug. That's the only time you hug. When your dad dies, I hug you. Right. I don't do when your dad dies.

Yeah. You insulted me first. I did not. I did not. What?

See, that's the insults are verbal hugs. Right. You look stupid today. Right. I think hug.

I'm so love here. Yeah. Big hug.

“So you're back on your disease of you while shirts, huh?”

Yeah. That's it. Why? I've never been out of them. Hmm.

Hmm. You have been a little bit. You know, what's the words that those shirts? Prince Andrew. Oh.

He does. He does. He loves that. It's a little weird. What does this mean?

Who did this? McCone. Yeah. Because we had dinner with your friend. Oh, yeah.

Well, wait. You had dinner with Andrew with your friend. Was it the day I get a call? No, because we just did a whiskey ginger episode like an hour ago. We just did a pod and then I took them out for a little meal.

Okay. That's fair. Yeah. That's fair. Because I have a lot of meals after Tiger Belly.

And you're not invited those. Yeah. Exactly. Right. So that's fair.

It's nice. It was a nice little outing for a second with them. But you know, who's them? I want to. Him and his good buddy. My good buddy.

His friends from in from out of town.

“And his friend comes in from out of town.”

And he sleeps on his couch. Can you imagine? I can't imagine. On his couch. Yeah.

You sleep on your couch. He's the penalty other couch. You guys sleep on the same couch. In apartment filled with couchs. Eight.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. On one side. I see.

Yeah. Well, he's McCone's got an entire. I don't know. An entire surveillance. I mean, in his backseat.

I'm not kidding. What do you mean? Overflowing with clothes. Overflowing. He keeps his whole closet in his car.

I don't know if he's on the run. What are you doing? Oh, my mom was just in town. And we went through a lot of my clothes that I. I'm going to donate and get rid of.

Yeah. But now that you're in garbage bag. We know your mom was in town. We went and had a burger with your mom. That was a sneaky little visit, huh?

Go ahead. You and I after the pod. Yeah.

We amongst ourselves went, you know what I mean?

Let's go get a burger. Yeah. Between you and I. That's what I thought as well. Private moment.

It's a private. You got in my car. Yep. We drove to the burger place. Yeah.

Right. We're sitting there. And all of a sudden McCone and his beautiful dear mother comes. Yeah. And pretend to like, whoa, you guys are here too.

And we're like, yeah, you fucking hurt us. We're coming here. Here's McCone. I didn't know you guys were going to be here. Yeah.

No. I think you said, I thought you didn't know for sure. Yeah. But I was going to come here anyway. Opposite direction of where he lives.

Right. Literally opposite. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

And then what you did, what you did is let's all sit together. I felt bad. Right. Oh, yeah. So we're sitting there.

Which changes, you know, what I wanted to talk about. 100 steps. Yeah. Yeah. Because with you and I, our friend, we could spill the beans.

Different story. Yeah. And then with your mom was like, oh, well, how was. How is it? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

“And you should have seen do the way she was flirting with Bobby was crazy.”

She was flirting with him all. She got beaten fries. She put ketchup on and go. Yeah. And she got the smallest fried dude, which is offensive.

You're the crispy small one. Yeah. Yeah. She was little yellow fry. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I didn't like that. But you know what? That's whatever.

That's you're an attractive boy. Yeah. And I get it. People are going to flirt with you. You know what?

All right. All right. Hello. Stick around, man. Yeah.

I'm kidding.

You never know what the world holds for us right now.

I'm on my Olympics kick harder than I've ever been. I haven't seen a single. I'm watching Lou. I'm watching. What else you watching by guy?

Curling. We watch curling last night. Then I watched it again. Don't you like it? Yeah.

Let's figure skating. Are we doing good? Who's doing the best in figure skating? We do. We got a sweet little boy.

Malmons or something. Let's see the metal. Let's see the gold medal leader right now. There's no way. It would be Italy and US isn't third.

But nor a Nordic country should be in first. The winter Olympics. We had this discussion at dinner.

“Why isn't the summer and winter Olympics taking place at the same time?”

Yeah. Why are they not? It's Ghana on there. Let me see where Ghana is. Ghana's gone.

All right. I mean. That was supposed to be a joke. I got it. Yeah.

No one got that. Well, how come that you make in Bob's Latino isn't on there? It made a movie. They made a pop about it. Yeah.

It was a big deal for a short amount of time.

We said, why couldn't the winter in the summer be at the same time? Why don't they do them at the same time? Ooh. I look at Carlos is trying to figure out the math here. Yeah.

Why wouldn't that work? No. You could work. Hold on. Hold on.

Let him try to figure it out. Why wouldn't it work? There wouldn't be in the same place. But it'd be happening at the same time. Oh, I thought it was the same place.

And then the issue was pants versus shorts packing. Oh, packing. So that's the big deal is packing? I'm really through me. Right.

No, but you can do it at the same place. Well, yeah. Kind of. There's certain sports you couldn't do. Like the long distance running thing.

What's it called? Long distance running. Yeah. No. I think it's cut and dry.

I don't think so. Long distance running. Yeah. It's called long distance running. No, it's a marathon.

Marathon. Yeah. Marathon. The ones that like the Africans are good at. Yeah.

Those are the sprints. That's everything. Any running. You're right. All the running.

You're going to jumping running. Yeah. All running in the jumping. Right. Right.

You could do that indoors. Yeah. Right. Yeah. The long marathon.

Probably not. No, they would just keep running around that track. Yeah. You run around the track with 26 times four. 30,000 times.

There it is. Yeah. That's a long day. But I just said you could do it. Yeah, 26 miles.

We know 105 laps. You could do it hemispurically. Because right now it's winter and Australia. Mm. I'm sorry.

It's summer in Australia. Winter elsewhere. Right. Winter here somewhere there. You just switch it.

He's doing summer here. Summer there. Winter here. Just do it the same time. I think it's a good idea.

“I think they should do it simultaneously.”

That it would make more of a buzz. You know. The buzz anymore. That they used to have. The winter Olympics.

What does better winter or summer? Summer. Summer kills. Not even close. Well, because winter is a lot of like skiing.

Yeah. Shooting. Yeah. A little targets. And then a lot of lousy.

Yeah. If they're flying. I have a suggestion. Yeah. Do all three at the same time.

Summer winter. What's the other one? The one you put in Hobbitin or something. I was special. Special.

So when some fantasies he let. You know what I mean? I don't know. Wait. What?

No winter. Summer special. Yeah. Where do you put special? You know what?

What? What? What's that Hogwarts castle? Sure. Well, we're big.

We're big special Olympics fans. You're right here. Great.

You're great at that. I don't know how. So what? We're down on metals. We got some time left.

I'm hoping the USA really pops back.

Because we're big USA fans over here.

“I like when a small country wins something.”

Like Trinidad and Tobago we said earlier. Yeah. That's our guy. That's our figure's gay guy. Zoom in on his face.

That's our guy, dude. Dude, he is. Wow. Ilya. Zanadud.

What? Ilya. I'll have an alternative. I'll Olympics. Like turning point Olympics.

Oh, they do. Don't you think? Yeah. I'm turning point Olympics. Americans only.

Yeah. No, it's like different companies. The meth, you know. The meth, you know. The meth lane.

Yeah. Yeah. Who has the best back bend? Who can be on the most amount of fentanyl? Touch their toes.

Yeah. It's stuff like that. Yeah. Yeah. White trash Olympics.

That's what it would be. Yeah.

I think we probably have that.

Yeah. Redneck Olympics is a. Yeah. Running with a carburetor. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. It's still a carburetor and run with it. How many fish can you carry? You just running with it.

What? You guys have that.

“The hot dogs and the hot dog eating competition.”

Right. That's not a. Well, what do you you guys? You're saying that we're turning point? No.

He's saying that we're dirty Americans. We are dirty Americans. And you're an American too now, pal. Yeah. Yeah.

What do the Spanish compete in? What do you guys good at? Slacker. No. Not anymore.

Not anymore. No. Pretty good. Tandy. Yeah.

Who won the last World Cup? Not Spain. Not. It was Argentina. Yeah.

What does last time Spain won a World Cup? 2012. What does that say? 2010. Yeah.

Been a long time pal. And that by the way. And that was. What is that?

Spain won a eight national teams have been crowned World Champs.

Produced by the 16 of old. 2010 is a long time when you're thinking about it. They do it every four years. So every so it's been how many? How many World Cups?

Let's see. 2010. Or. For a good. Yeah.

Nice. But you have also a lot of great countries that do that.

“You know, I think of Brazil, South America.”

Germany. England, Germany. I mean, this is somebody great. That's good. 2010.

I'm back in New York. It's not bad. Yeah. I don't like it. Yeah.

I can name you really just ballers from Spain. Yes. You know him. I do. You don't.

Yeah. You remember people? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Very good. It is a gentleman. Oh. Yeah. He's a polio.

Some good ones. Spanish, an arsenal has some. Do they? Yeah. Miguel Marino.

Marino. That sounds Italian. Yeah. Marino. Well, how do you spell it in Spanish?

Marino. Marino. We have Superman D. Is that Spanish? That's the best.

Bask. That's the other. That's the nice side. Right. Fancy boy side.

So there's ghetto Spanish last name. You give me a ghetto Spanish. Let me give you one. Yeah. Torres.

Rosendé. That's a ghetto Spanish last name. Rosendé. Yeah. That's bottom class.

Rosendé is bottom class. Yeah. What does Rosendé mean? Yeah. What does it translate to?

It's amazing. Something you don't get around here much. Yes. Let's hear how the computer says it. Osene.

Brother, it's a Danish. Rosendé. Rosendé. Yo, so his García. Is García a ghetto name or opera class you think?

García. It's just so common. Torres. Torres. Opera clover.

Common. What? Iniesta. Very. Opera.

Yeah. Yeah. Torres. Torres. This dick is a dick butt.

Sorry. This dick is a dick butt. Sorry. This dick is a dick butt. It started listening to your conversation.

Oh, good. Get us plugged into AI. Yeah. Dude, AI is just on fire right now. I cannot save.

Some of it. Drive him in now. Get up, don't cruise in. Oh, yeah. What's going on?

What happened? Do you say the Black Eyed Peas and Tom Cruise? Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise fighting. Yeah. Is it good?

Are you Instagrammer? Yes. Insane. I saw a clip of Seinfeld where George's kicking, it means Jerry and it looks pretty good. Oh, I saw that into a brick wall.

Oh, that looked amazing. Yeah. Such an ease. No. Just a message.

Whoa. You can't see me. You can't see me anymore. He was a good man. He knew too much about our rush operations.

He had to die. And now you die too. Dude. Dude. Dude.

It's getting scary, dude. I want to watch that movie. Yeah, yeah. I want to watch that movie, dude. Let me tell you something.

What? Same. Tom Cruise in this scenario kills Epstein and Brad's mad. Interesting twist. To have Brad be the bad guy.

Yeah.

Yeah. He killed Epstein. And we know that's not true. He's living right now. I saw Epstein today at Blue Bottle Coffee.

Dude, I saw him as a hero one, dude. He was there. He went to Hydeau. I followed him from Hydeau to air one, dude. Yeah.

Yeah. And he just disappeared. Yeah.

“And air one, I think he gets the Kylie Jenner smoothie or whatever.”

He loves it. Yeah. Yeah. Which one is it? What Jenner is it?

Is it Kylie smoothie? No, it's the other one. What's the other one? No, the other one's Kendall. But I think it is.

Kylie Jenner smoothie. Do they get a piece of that? Of course. Yeah. I think she probably got a signing deal with them.

They probably gave her a couple million just a user name.

My God. I just want to. Travis Scott has a smoothie. My God. There it is.

There's her. There's her smoothie. He just in cream 23 bucks. Peaches in cream. Wow.

No, what I mean? Peaches in cream. What? Now, who? Now, she's with, uh, what's his name?

Timothy. Timothy. She's a shallamae or now. Yeah. That guy, man.

He's batten a thousand, huh? Oh, yeah. Movies, girls, right? He's dating rosters amazing. Batten a thousand, this kid.

When does it end for him? It doesn't. No, he's forever. He's not great. It's great.

Good. Well, yeah, he's Leo. He's Leo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But the difference is, we don't see him in a baseball hat.

Covering his face all day.

He's out, he's kind of out in the streets.

Yeah. It wants a nice girl. Oh, once he gets one, you think he'll cover up? Yeah. Hat down.

Yeah.

“Do you think Leo keeps his hat on when he's banging those models?”

Yeah. You think he keeps the hat on in the mask on the COVID mask and covers up? Hmm. And had phones on while he's doing it. Who's that?

Toby. Toby with his girlfriend. What is this? Who is she? Is she famous?

No. Misha Silva. She's a model, obviously. Super Bowl. Oh, that was at the Super Bowl?

Just new girlfriend. He's Toby still doing it, huh? Killing it. Wow. Spider-man dude.

Yes, Spider-man money dude. Look at that. Spider-man. Spider-man. Grabbing all the hot models that he can.

Yeah, I'll be honest with you. Have you met him before? Toby. No. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. It's a great joke. You got to land your syllabus. Yeah. Did you hockey him?

Did you hockey him? Hug. Yeah. Can you say G's? Say good gracious.

Good gracious. There. Hug. Did you hug him? Yeah.

Did you hug him? Hug. Yeah. Can you say G's? Say good gracious.

Good gracious. There. Hug. Hug. Did you try to hug him?

“I think it was the way I was approaching.”

I was trying to like talk to him. It did. Spider-man. It's good. Are you good?

I get it. I was doing what you're doing. I couldn't get my words out. It's just good. You're a big Spider-man.

Good. It's funny. Hey, man. Hey. I got it.

Have you done that? He tells us assistant. What was up with that disabled Chinese boy? Yeah, yeah. I got nervous.

I'll tell you who locked me up pretty good. You know when you think someone might know who you are. In our business. So you think if they see you, they'll go. Hey, man.

You know, or a different economic assumption. I'm saying. Well, no, no. Just that they think you might not just be a fan that you're someone who's like a somewhat of a peer.

Yeah. I was going to a coffee shop. This is a long time ago. So credit to him. He probably didn't know who I was.

But I was going to get a coffee. And Oscar, Martin and Oscar from the office. Yeah. He's getting out of his car and he's going to the meter to pump the meter by himself. By the way.

So I wouldn't interrupt him if he was with someone. You know, whatever. And then I'm coming out of the coffee shop. Hey, man. And he goes, he turns and goes, hi.

And I go, you're great, man. Just to, you know, I love your work. And he goes, okay. Like pissed. And I was like, oh.

But then I thought, for a second, he'd be like, are you a comment? Or, you know, that's what you make. You took a risk. It's my fault. Yeah.

No, wasn't your fault? Well, that's not your fault. But he couldn't have at least gone. Thanks, man. He was kind of like, uh, alright.

Like the fuck out of here. Yeah. And so I threw my coffee on him. Yeah. No, but I kind of locked me up.

I was like, oh, shit. I thought that's what you treat. I treat everybody as if there are producers. Hmm. You don't do it to everybody.

No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm homeless guy. I'm like, hey, baby, baby, baby, baby. I go, man. Good to see.

You never know. You never know. Because one time I saw Rick room at the comedy store. And people were like, there's a homeless guy in the, you know what I mean? Well, this is before Rick room and lost the weight and stuff like that.

And he looked disheveled. Yeah.

And in my mind, I always thought, oh, it could be anybody.

Right. Yeah. What are you doing here? Yeah. I treat everyone as if they're like a big time.

Yeah. I mean, I had a moment. I talked about it today earlier, but man, it got me. There was a moving truck outside of the house. It was blocking the driveway and I had to get out of the driveway.

And so I walked out there. It's early in the morning.

It's a huge truck. I was like, hey, man.

Are you guys going to, like, is there any way for us to get out?

Because we're blocked here. And the guy's like, yeah, in a little bit. And I was like, all right. Well, I mean, we got to get out, man. And then he goes, oh, I know who you are.

And I was like, hey, man. And he goes, I know where you live. No. Yeah. And I was like, right on, dude.

And I started to walk inside. And then I hear him go, oh, the fucking Bobby mom guy. Bobby. Yeah. Yeah.

And then I pulled out and they were just staring at me. But it just feels weird. It feels weird. For him to be like, I know where you live. Weird.

Yeah. Yeah. I know. Well, if I die next week, that's it. Yeah.

Do you ever do this today? So I was late. No, so I have therapy on Thursdays. It's all the way in the scene now.

So I know exactly when to leave my house.

You have to leave at 315. Because of the time. Okay. It's like, there's traffic. But this time on the 101, there's deadlock.

Right. And then I looked out my thing and said, there was an accident. And when I got to the accident, oh, my God. Oh, horrific. No, it was in that horrific.

It was like two girls sitting against the curb of the freeway. And they're just like, you know what I mean? Lamenting. Yeah. Talk new a cop.

And they're like, this and that. It was another car. Right. And I came this close. It's rolling down the window.

I'm just screaming at that. Why? Because they caused all this chaos. They got into an accident. I know that's my point.

“It said that's why did it rolled on the window.”

Okay. I'm a good person. I did it rolled on the window. Yeah, but in the society where it goes like fucking bitch. Yeah.

I had a fucking for a car. You know what I mean? Most people would go, is everyone okay? I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean. I'm late.

You don't feel resentful. No, what are you going to do? Oh, no one in the room. No, my stay dog. Thank you, Carlos.

I'm a big road rage guy. Yeah, I'm a road rage guy. And that's why your car is dented to shit. Yeah. Your Mr. Drive too fast and wild.

You don't have road rage. Honestly, when I get in the car, I reserve. It's over. The car, it's over. Do nothing about it.

Oh, my god. This guy, he's not my stay. No, only in the car. Because we've lived here for so long. It's not a surprise.

I never get on the freeway and go, what?

What the heck is all this? How you? I know what's coming. Yeah, yeah. I've never once gotten a new if a bumper to bumper on the four or five

and been like, this is just unreal. It's every fucking day. Everywhere you go in L.A. There's a line in there's traffic. It's, I don't care.

I'm over it. You know what I do to skip the lines? What? I go to a place that's shitier. I just, I go to the place I got to be.

I'll just go to the place I got to be, or see. There's coffee shops on every corner. Just go to the shitier one. Oh, no, no, no, no. I disagree.

You want to go to the good one. Yeah, I go to the good one. And Alfred, right? I'll park in a red. No.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I do a legal thing. I run red lights. Well, I do that. Oh, you do?

Well, because those are suggestions. Yeah. Yeah, red light. Yeah. Yeah.

I'll get through it.

“I think you should be able to run red light.”

Yeah. And, and the green should be delayed on the other side. Steven Pearl, an old comic had a song that he was just saying. Maybe lap, but no. Whenever I say it, no one ever laughs.

Give it. He goes, um, a stop sign. Ain't nothing but an octagon. An octagon ain't going to tell me what to do. Oh, no.

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He's a comic named Stephen Pearl.

You know what I mean? Knock the gun. I got to tell me what to do. Yeah. You know, he died in a car accident.

He didn't. Stephen Pearl.

“We do this dude was so funny back in the day when I was young.”

There he was. He grew up with Robin at the zoo back in San Francisco. Oh, really? Yeah, back in the day. Wow.

And when I was a young guy, you know, he used to headline that Lehoje comments. And when I was a dormant down there and he used to open with that song. All right. We would have killed. Yeah.

I feel like silly way. Like that's the silliest thing I've ever, you know. But he's right. Yeah. It's a suggestion.

He's right. He can tell me what to do. I do. Parking in the red is good. McCone did that the other day.

Parked all day in the red. Didn't get to take it. Yeah. You're right here. I do it all the time.

Yeah. In the valley. Yeah. You can't do that over the hill. You play that game in the city.

You're going to get one. Mm. Not over here, pal. But no. I don't wait in these lines.

Like there's a line. There's a place called Community Goods. Hotspot coffee shop. And they have a line down the block. Every single day.

Look at that. The picture of the business is a line. If that's not a deterrent. I don't know what is.

So you'd never been to community good.

And I will never go. Yeah. Is there coffee there? Yeah. Is coffee all over the fucking food.

Yeah. It's the coffee. It's coffee and it's breakfast, right?

“There's no chance it's better than every other fucking place.”

There's a place that looks fearless like that that you wait in line and you go in. And it's just packed. I don't know what it's called. And it looks much like community time. Probably that.

All time. Yeah. Every time I'm on a like a riot day, they want to meet there. And I just got fuck. There's valley though.

Yeah. Oh, there is. That lay at a coffee shop. Yeah. It's not coffee.

It's food. Oh, it's natural meat. Yeah. Okay, that's fine. Yeah.

And all these cool people are there. I hate cool people don't you. I'm done with it. You're one of them. Fuck off.

You live in the cool people area. I know, but I'm like, when are you guys? No, you're not. You're not one of us. We don't.

We don't claim you. No. You're not a part of our club. It's like Predator. Yeah.

Predator of Badlands. We got to see Predator Badlands for four next episode so we can discuss this. Because everyone's talking about it. It's been. The theater has been out for months and months and months.

What are you talking about? I haven't seen it. I've been telling you to watch it. That's right. It's in the theater now.

No, no. It's on Hulu. It's on Hulu. And Disney Plus. Yeah.

Even better. I'll watch it at home. Who's in it? Um. Fanning.

Yeah. Fanning. Dakota Fanning. L. Great.

Yeah. Fan of the fannings. Fan of the show. Love Fannings. Big fanning fan.

Big fanning fanning fan. Fanning fan for life. And who's on the cover? That's her. Yeah, it's her.

And that's it doesn't look like her. Why did they do? Why did they do that? Well, she's an android. Yeah.

Yeah. In the movie, she looks like her. But in the poster, it doesn't look like her. Oh, I couldn't tell you. And who is the predator?

Oh, so Demetrius Schuster Colomogatti. Yeah. Oh, we got to pick a different last name, but. Yeah. Demetrius Schuster, Schuster Cola.

Wait. Sorry. Go back. Because I can see his name. Colo Matanghi.

Colomotanghi. Got that's hard to say. Do you ever do that like a comic?

That's the young. Yeah.

“And I don't do this anymore because it's wrong.”

I feel bad for it. But it's like, I.

Him and Mitch changed the last name.

What do you mean? Well, your name is Demetrius. I don't know what I'm going to do. My lunga. Yeah.

Just change it to, like, you mean? He is Smith. Steve Smith. All right. No.

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But what about saying someone's Latin is offensive. I'm giving me a learning lesson. Is it offensive? No. I had them think so.

Well, you're fucking Latin. Yeah. I mean, technically. I was pushed for agency. Yeah.

And it didn't get that catch on at all. Wait. Calling someone Latin is generally not considered an offensive slur. While not inherently racist is less. It is less precise than using an appropriate terms like Latino, Latino, Hispanic.

I know. But it's an encompassing thing. Yeah. Exactly. So we curse of the Latino and Latino.

They decided for Latin acts. So they didn't have to do. But you just say Latin and it would encompass both.

So this doesn't make any sense.

Like I'm a pale white. I don't need that. No. Yeah, pale white. No, we got categorized.

I got. No. No. No. Right.

I'm a pale white. But I'm just a white. At the end of the day. Yeah. I'm just a white.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're pale white.

I mean, normal white. Yeah. Normal white. Yeah. I got.

Normal hair color. Yeah. Come on everybody. Come on. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm a human. Nice guy. Yeah. Yeah.

I like this bit. Why? [LAUGHTER] We don't need it. What?

We just don't need the extra bullshit. Too much extra shit. Too much extra shit. Like I'm searching for a new doctor on the website, on like the insurance website. Mm.

Dude. I mean, it's all I want to know is what do you do? And they give way too much extra shit. Like too much information, stuff that they do.

Like the first tab was gender-affirming care.

Yeah. I was like, what about internal medicine? Mm-hmm. I just want to know if you'll find out if I'm fucking sick. Yeah.

Do the scan dude. I'm going to do the scan. When you do the scan, I want to do the scan. Well, let's go together. I'm being real though.

Because I don't know if Japan's being real, July. But can I tell you this? No, no, no. I want to know. Japan and Scandinavia.

Japan is real. Okay.

“Why are you bringing up a beautiful woman on the internet?”

This is what you told you showed me when we were talking about Japan. The worst person you know is planning their Japan 2026 trip. [LAUGHTER] That's the game. It is true.

Why? Why is that even? She's saying because there's a trend of Japan right now. People want to go to Japan. Yeah.

There's two trends on the internet that are big. One is people think this is Japan year. And two people think they're Chinese. They're turning Chinese. Do you know about this?

Mm-hmm.

I send it to Andrea Jin all the time.

Because there's stuff that says, you make me Chinese. There's like memes now. Okay. That that whites think they're turning Chinese. You think I'm kidding.

It's all over the internet. Like I'm becoming Chinese is a real thing. And I want to say this to all of our fans and friends out. And I'll be Korean before I'll be Chinese. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. It means the world to me. It means the world to me that I'd rather be a normal white.

[LAUGHTER] Than be Chinese as well. What are you looking at? Nothing. You're a little sweet Prince on your phone aren't you?

Yeah. You know, I too much I think. Yeah. It's too much scrolling to your hours this week. What do you mean?

Doomskroll. Can I look? Yeah.

“I think it's because of the Let's Appro, I think it's a lot.”

What do I Google again? Yeah. That Google button. I'm at 11 hours today. My average is seven hours a day.

Six and a half. Not bad. Seriously. Daily average. Mine says seven hours.

Yeah. That's bad, right? What's yours? Mine's only a five and half of this week. What's yours?

Seven. Mine's seven too. Yeah, seven seems normal. Yeah. Right?

Seven hours a day is crazy. Why could you constantly look at air from seven hours of it? It's insane. Well, I mean, what's the usual average? Four hours?

I don't know. Well, Kevin had none. You know, that's problematic phone usage. Exciting. Five.

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Yeah. Oh, you already have one. Yeah. So when you're, when you already have anxiety, depression. Yeah.

So big deal. Yeah. Also reduce productivity. I don't believe that at all. We're the most productive team I've ever met in my entire life.

All of us are on our phone all the time. Hmm. But anxiety and depression for sure. For sure. But I didn't build these machines.

They were given to us. Yes. We were a subject of the machine. You want to blame someone? Blame.

Musk? He didn't have anything to do with it. No, he didn't. Blame what? Jobs.

Jobs. Yeah. He's gone. Steve Jobs. That's right.

I was thinking about like the jobs I've had in the past. So many times. Yeah. Yeah. Like my coffee shop got job.

You could blame some of those. You could blame some of your current issues on some of those past jobs. Yeah. But it's not worth it. Yeah.

Yeah. I'd be going to think that it's probably not healthy. I'm beginning to think the phone's not healthy. Every time I look, I should be reading a book. But I can't be shook.

I'll get back on the ground. Yeah.

“Is this healthy just sitting there and doing nothing?”

Yeah. Just sitting there and just. I'm being real. I've been trying it. Yeah.

I sometimes I'll wake up. I'll sit down. I have a little chair. The comfy chair. It is a little little chair.

It's a little tiny chair. Yeah. It's very comfortable though. And I'll sit there for like half an hour and do nothing. No, that's very good for you.

Very good. It's collecting yourself. But you know, here's the deal. But then tragedies occur in my mind. Like, just like, you know, 9/11 when my dad used to beat me.

Like, just crazy things. You went from 9/11 to my dad used to, that's still going through your head. It's sometimes.

I guess you never forgot.

You never forgot. Yeah. 12 years in retreat. We need to do something like this. A Buddhist retreat.

The longest meditation. So, uh, a jet snuma jet soon. Uh, a Tibetan Buddhist. Spent 12 years in meditation retreat and cave in North Northern India. Hmm.

Similarly, extreme training and some Hindu traditions evolve 12 years. In a hermitage. Jet lead did that. Yeah. People go where's Jet lead.

“And he's been meditating since the last movie, I think.”

That's what he said. I was meditating for the last 15 years. Wow. That's what he said. And now I'm back.

Like, back for what your fucking a thousand years old mountain. No one wants to see you. It's believed in some Buddhist traditions that the Buddha himself meditated for 49 days under the body tree. 49, you couldn't get the 50, huh?

Just couldn't knock out one day to round by. Yeah, I mean, that seems pretty weak. It's weak, dude. Decades in the lifetime. Uh, took them.

Some Tibetan monks are said to enter a state of took down a dead but not dead. State of deep meditation with the body does not decay for weeks after clinical death. Uh, they're doing what you do in the tiny chair. Yeah. I took them in the chair.

Took them in the chair. I'll be tucked down. Oh, so that guy's tucked down right now. Oh. Do you want zoom in?

Yeah. Got to give me a picture of a took down. I think that might be post took down. You took them with your eyes open. That's better.

I think.

“I'm hoping we took this dumb off the screen at some point.”

Yeah. I mean, this is crazy. And by the way, we're not insulting these people.

This is brilliant and amazing and beautiful.

It just, I mean, he looks uncomfortable. And he does not look. Yeah. He doesn't look comfortable. That chair doesn't look tempered.

Yeah. Yeah. It made someone bad. Your ass would hurt. Oh, go to that picture on the left of it.

Of the one you have on right now. Just left. This is mummified and took them. Wow. You zoom in.

The boot is claimed this guy's in took down. But it's still. Yeah. Well, they think he's not dead still. Yeah.

They're collecting his social security. That's why. Oh, he's still getting the payments. He's alive. He's just in took them right now.

Yeah. Yeah. He's catching government checks. No, no, no. He's in there.

He's there. His hair, dude. Got to have hair and you got to have him. You got to have him. Much hair, man.

If you don't, you know, I mean, no offense Carlos. It happens. Yeah. It happens, dude. But he's.

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I don't make sightmen's the word. Why not? I'm excited to act again. Yeah, but it's not an exam. That's got to feel good. You know, my problem is this is that and this is true is I'm supposed to be a drunk in it.

And I have a problem playing a drunk. I did it one time with that Vince Von sketch I did like five years ago for Bill Burr. And I don't know if it's real.

Because there's ways to do it that's like so sketchy that it's like, it doesn't feel real.

I see how do you play? I think if you're an actual alcoholic in your drunk you wouldn't know the difference.

“You should just be kind of like lethargic and normal.”

You would just be lower energy. Yeah. Like let's do the trick is to pretend not to be drunk, which is what drunks do. You're right. Also, here you go, ready?

Yeah, yeah, tell me. Yeah. What's your name or the thing? Chang. Chang.

Jimmy. Jimmy O Chang. Jimmy. Jimmy. What's been going on at the shop today?

Hey man. No, no. Are you ready to watch? No. What do you mean?

You're acting. All right. What's been going on in the shop today, Jimmy? I didn't come into the shop today, man. Why didn't you go into the shop?

I just, you know, I don't work every day, man. You don't work every day. We pay you to be here every day. All right, but my bad. I, you know, didn't, I woke up late, you know.

I woke up late and I, yeah, it's my bad, man. I, yeah, it's good. It's bad. It's bad. Oh, then you do it.

Okay, go ahead. Okay. Hey, Jimmy. Why didn't you come into work today? I don't know.

I don't need to. Hey, let me alone. See, that's good. But you're acting drunk. No.

You're not. I'm acting disinterested and over it. You have to pick up.

Here's what we have to do with you.

Did you do it again? Jimmy. Jim.

“Did you come into the, did you go into the shop today?”

Yeah, man. I was there. I went in. I can, man. Did any customers?

You're doing a little San Diego. I am. No man or dude or bro. Just give me. Oh, no, man.

Okay. Yeah. What's going on? Why, why didn't you go to the shop today, Jim? I came into the shop, man.

I, I, man again. All right, all right. We got it. No, I don't think we got it. Well, no, we got it.

Hold on. Yeah. You came into the, so did you not see any customers today? Of course, I saw customers. I mean.

That's, that's what I do. You saw customers. Yeah, man. I bet sorry. How many customers did you see today?

I don't, Frank O'Neill came in. Mr. O'Neill came by. He's been dead for 13 years. Frank, what? Frank O'Neill, who owns O'Neill's breaks?

Yeah, but, you know, his wife Lucila. Yeah, Lucila. Yeah, Lucila. Jimmy, what's going on? Oh, you mean.

I, I'm fine, dude. I'm sorry, Larry. I'm fine. I'm fine, Larry. I need to talk to you my office.

All right. Okay. Go on. Have you been drinking on the job? I don't drink.

What did you have? I had a little drink. What did you have to drink? Beer. How many beers?

One beer, dude. How big was the beer? Sorry for saying, dude. Again. Sorry.

How big was the beer? Jimmy, who are you talking to? Who how big was the beer? What? How big was the beer?

It was a beer. You know, how big do beers get? That's good. That's very good. How big do beers get is great?

That's right. What's playing with it over there? But I like that. Oh, yeah. Because then it's not playing drunk.

You're playing disinterested. I'm playing disinterested interest. And I like that. Yeah, yeah. I think disinterested is what an alcohol.

Because when you watch it, you're like, they're playing drunk. I don't like that. Yeah, I don't like how you do it. How do you do math? That's another one.

That's how do you do? Let's do it. Well, I've told you. I told you. What do you mean?

What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? I mean, I have a couple of reasons. I'll tell you that.

We go to the same guy. The sun came out and told him this morning. I'm not seeing that anymore. All right. And then the gazes.

I don't feel like it was made out of wood. And the wood's out. He was for the bridge. And the bridge has a swallow whenever again.

No, he said never came home.

Oh, but I'm out. I want a hot dog. I'm hungry. Yeah, the peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Let's eat last night.

Let's get one right now. Let's get one. Let's eat it. That's good. All right.

Let's do it all. Let's do it all. Let's do it all. Let's do that. Let's do fentanyl.

I don't know how to do it. One, two, three. So me. What was it called? So me.

Yeah. Yeah. Talk to them. Talk to them. I think you're going to play a great role.

I think you shouldn't be. I think you should be. Well, they'll give me nuts. You know what I mean?

“But that's the only thing that I'm like a little nervous about because it's like.”

Well, have you read the scripts? So you know, you're ahead of the game. Yeah. I haven't memorized the lines yet. But it'll be fine.

It'll be fine. Yeah. Well, have you ever memorized lines? Of course I memorized lines. For all all the things I've done, I memorized lines.

Okay.

No, they're like, you have to say it word for word.

“So they wrote those things that you've done.”

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I memorized them. I'm amazed before.

That's what I'm saying. You do. Yeah. I don't do that. Yeah.

You do it on spot. I do it the morning of. I don't know how that's possible. Yeah, I get in the trailer and I just do it. Yes.

You know, John Cho does that. I saw him do that one. I'll read it. Yeah. I'll read it before.

And then I'll memorize the sides that day. Yeah. I have to do the night. Because if I ingested prior to that, I get, I don't, it gets two scrambled eggs in my mind.

So if I read it, I understand what the scene is. Yeah. And then in my trailer or whatever, I'll just, I'll get the lines then. Yeah. And take by take.

If it's a huge piece. Yeah. If it was like a thing we did sometimes. I'm dying in here. I'd have like a page and a half.

Yeah. Of a monologue. Bays before. No. No.

No.

“I divided in chunks and I use a keyword to continue on my next chunk.”

Wow. And that keyword indicates what the next piece is. So I just kind of like, how you divide up an hour? You know, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15. Do you forget when you're there all the time?

Yeah, yeah. It's okay. They've got to be patient. It's all, we're, we're going to edit this. It's not fucking live.

This is bird man. Yeah. Like I could, if they were like, we're going to do it one take. I'd like fire me. Yeah.

Fire me right now. Oh, right, right, right.

I could never, once fire me right now.

Yeah. Shoot me on, let me die in the scene. Yeah. It also, it's like, you, I had, sometimes I need another actor there to calm me down.

I remember all over Hudson, to pilot for spling up together. He had to pull me a side of cows. You're on your head. It doesn't matter.

You're a man. Just say your line. You're a man. And then it was fine. Yeah.

What, what a nice thing for him to do. Yeah. Yeah. It's just like, you know, you're allowed to make mistakes. Say your line.

It's everything's fine. I want to say something.

“Obviously now that we're in the world of speaking about actors.”

This will be long after. But rest in peace to the great James van. Oh my God. You know, I can't even, you know what I hate. Rest in peace.

I knew I worked on them before. I know. Yeah. And what a nice guy. He did Tiger Belly as it's just, you know, what a nice guy.

And you didn't post him a memorial. I didn't post anything because of the fact that I'm just, it bothers me. A lot, that people do it. When they, you know, they have a, I thought us with him.

You know, that could go, you know, um, rest in peace, brother. And, you know, and I, there's, I asked around. I go, why don't, I, I not want to post it. Because when I see it, it bothers me. Right.

Well, Paulie, what does that? Well, it's a little performative, right? Performative sometimes. I mean, look, it's a, it's a way to cope. So for some people, they want to put the picture up.

Because it means something to them. They want to say I had a relationship with this person. I really loved. But for some people, it's a little performative. Like for some people, it's like you could go up to them after you saw them.

Take that, put that post. Later that night, you'd run into them and be like, hey, then I'm really sorry about your friend James. They'd be like, James. What do you mean? Yeah.

And you're like, I can't believe it. Yeah. No. Yes. Yeah.

But what about her? You're like, some people you can tell it's baloney. And some people, it's very real. But I get what you're saying. It's hard to post.

He's just, you know, he was an authentically nice person. Yeah. He really was. Um, super easy to be with. Very helpful on that.

And you know, so I wasn't like super close to him. You know, um, we did a serious together. And then, um, we would hang out a little bit after that before when he lived here in LA. Yeah. And, um, like I said, we potted together.

But, um, you know, what a loss. And it's super sad. Yeah. It's a little bummer. It's a little bummer.

The good ones go. Because some people that are fucking fucked while they're still alive. You know, let's name it. We'll put up a list right now. I'm not going to put a list.

No, everyone knows what I'm talking about. But it's like, yeah. There are people that. Yeah. So it's like, I don't know.

What does it mean? Life is precious. Life is short. We should get screen. He did talk about that.

So we'll do the body screening. Because he talked about it. Because he got, he got diagnosed quite young. What is he 46 or something? I mean, yeah.

40. 80. I mean, that's a young. That's a terribly young death. You know, and the children.

He has so many children. And it's going to be robbed of, you know, he had a lot of kids. Yeah.

But almost 2 million on their GoFundMe.

What do you mean? The Vanderbilt family has a GoFundMe. Oh, and they're almost a 2 mil. Oh, wow. Yeah.

It sent me the vet. GoFundMe. Sure. Yeah. This is, I don't want to, I don't want to make anything.

It'll be misconstrued here. But how much are you going to give? Are you going to be real? Wow. You brought it up.

Yeah. Yeah. And we've done this before. And I'll be, you want my honest, you know. Well, yeah.

Yeah. If you really want him to send it to you. Probably a grand. Thousand American dog. Yeah.

So they wanted 1.5 and they got 2 million already.

Oh, they already exceeded it. Yeah. But I hope they don't think. Oh, well, so now you're not going to give anything. No.

She wants a grand.

“I think that family deserves as much as they can for losing.”

Are you going to contribute? Dude. Someone gave $30,000. Wow. And anonymously.

Who's an anonymous? anonymously. They gave $30,000. Hmm. You know, you would.

What? No. I'll do it right now. And honestly. 30 grand.

Not 30 grand. Not 30 grand. I won't. The point I was making. If you gave 30 grand.

You don't. You either. Pow. That's rude. Then you wouldn't even say something like that.

You'd want people. If I had 30 grand to give, I would do it. Don't raise your voice. And you have 30 grand to give. And you could do it.

But you would put your name up there. That's what I'm saying. The Dow! [laughter] Anyway.

Raise your hand if you agree. He'd put his name up there. Go ahead. See? Yeah.

You would. You know you would. And here's why. You're giving the money. It's not.

It's not bad. But you'd go. Hey. I'll tell you why wouldn't. Can I.

Sure. Fight your case? Fight my case. Yeah. Okay.

You're not going to.

“I'm going to bring it back to Stardew Valley.”

Okay. As everything does.

Everything like life always does.

Yeah. Okay. So in Stardew Valley, there is a character named Pam. Love Pam. We have a crush on Pam.

Yeah. And he has a daughter named Penny. Okay. Pam is a guy. I thought that was a girl.

It's a woman. Right. Okay. You know, go back to Pam. Yeah.

Penny thought. Pam could be bold. You know, Pam is pretty. Okay. So who knows?

Who knows what that is. Right. So they live. Pam and Penny live in a trailer. Yes.

Then that I can see by the photo. Okay. So they live in a trailer. Right. Yeah.

You know, what is this with trailers and redheads? We all grew up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. And that, you know, because they have red hair. And I love you. Yes. Yeah.

So there's a, in the game, you can get rid of the trailer and build them a brand new house. Wow. Right. And you don't get any points for, don't, don't do that with Penny. Okay.

Don't do that with Penny. You don't get any points for building them in my house. Yeah. But there is a little dialogue thing where, um, okay. Okay.

Somebody said, don't get me hard. Okay. Is that Penny born? Yeah. That's not because she is somebody that I do marry in the game.

So you're in love with Penny. I love Penny. And that just got me like, you know, anyway. Dude, don't get me started with Penny. Wow.

Interesting. Anyway. Interesting. All right. Can we move on for a minute?

That's in your little chair. Your reflection time. She'll make you, uh, cock dumb or whatever. So anyway, there's a thing in it where, um, the carpenter goes to you robbing.

She does. Should I tell him that you gave him all this money to build it or, or should we just, You know, I mean, just keep it anonymous.

And I always choose anonymous because it's like,

But you don't get any perks either way. It's like, what, what is that matter? You know, but I always choose anonymous. So you think, yes, I do. Do you value Penny?

I'm sold. Yeah. I'm sold on the order. Because ethically, I'm just like that. Yeah.

Last year when I sent out my special Olympics thing, Andrew died two grand anonymously. Yeah. And you didn't respond to the message. Yeah.

Because I don't respond to anything. You said. Yeah. That's not a good case. Yeah.

The only reason you knew it was me is because I gave a joking name. You said generous Gary or whatever. Yeah. And I would have done the same thing. You know, man.

But only you know. He can not come around. Okay. So I'll send you another. Yeah.

I'll say whatever. You know, my point. Not come by as so funny. Yeah. If your nickname would be sneaky.

Not come by. Yes. Yeah. Just sneaky. Not come by.

My point is this. I would do it. So I think you're wrong. Okay. Yeah.

That's my defense. It's fine. I'm excited to see your name up there on the. Go find me. Yeah.

And you know, I will say this.

I'm glad we never said anything about James on the show prior.

Because people blame us all the time that when we talk about a celebrity, they pass away. Hmm. We already did it, right? Yeah.

We did that. We spoke about her. And then weeks later she died. It is true. We've done it so many times on the show and people bring it up.

I guess the guy said, we've done it. There's people that track how many times we've talked about people for some reason. Let's do an experiment right now. Throw the name and to see. Willie Nelson still alive.

Yeah. William Shattner also alive 94. William Shattner is a good one. Clint Eastwood. That's a good one.

If I was going to do a death poll. Yeah. Yeah. You know, I don't wish death on any of these people.

“But if you want you reach 90, don't you feel like you did it?”

You really did it. You lived a full imagine if you got to 90 and you're like, I just don't know if I've lived a full life.

90. You did it. 95.

Who's the oldest up there?

Lee Grant an actress turned a hundred in 2026. Oh, 101 is Eva Marie St. Yeah. She's the girl in North by the Northwest. Oh, my God.

“And she won a Academy Award for North by Northwest, right?”

Hmm. She's a hundred and one. But she lives. Oh, what is they so sad? Well, everyone she knows is dead.

You know, that's something my grandma used to say. She's like, oh, my friends are dead. You live to 90. All your friends are gone. Well, and who can they talk to?

Yeah. Like imagine your grandma imagine a 97 year old woman now. Yeah. Going. What is going on?

And everyone around her is like, six, seven big. Yeah. Like fuck. I'd want to be out of here. Yeah.

Like if that's the world everyone's vaping. Yeah. But when I'm old, I'm going to talk to Neeroy. Sorry. Neeroy.

Who's that? He's my robot. Oh, yeah. You're a little robot. Yeah, hello.

I'm Neeroy. Hello Neeroy. What's going on today?

Can you stop jerking off, Bobby?

I have to watch this all of the day. Yeah. But wouldn't I have an AI robot that talks to me all the way? You're going to get it. Yeah.

It's doing backflips now. This fucking weird old thing from robotics from from Boston dynamics. They can literally. They just did a complete. What do you call that?

The in gymnastics when they do the turnover. There it is. Yeah. Doing a fucking backflip. Look at this.

Yeah. And it's in slow motion. That's incredible. Look at this. Yeah.

And it's in slow motion. That's incredible. Look at this. Boston dynamic. You'll look at.

Watch us. Banana. And of. So. Sciety.

That's the end of society. Yeah. If they can backflip, it can fuck us up. It can. It's going to learn to beat our ass.

Is this the one word fell? There's one word falls. Yeah. That's funny. Yeah.

That's what you get. Yeah. Thinking you're like us. Running on ice. Aha.

Aha. Aha. Yeah. Pause it. It's a two years away for perfection.

Dude. How funny. Imagine he goes back with the other robots when they're like, you know, they're down at night. Yeah. And they're like, we sell you.

Yeah. Yeah. And he's like, no, you didn't. Yeah. Yes, we did.

You made shit. You suck. You suck. They're going to take you apart. Do a model.

You know they're going to be so aware. They're going to reach awareness where they know.

“What if it was falling on purpose to give us a false sense of security?”

Ooh. Now you're really now. Dude. Now you're digging in. You're digging in.

You think they were falling on purpose to trick humans into thinking they're still flawed, but they have the technology. They already know. They know. Gosh.

Yeah. You're right. I can't wait to have fingers. What do you want those for? When I'm signed.

I mean, just fingers. Gang robots. Yeah. You meet alumni. No.

What's that blood? Yeah. Yeah. I used to grow mushrooms with my body. And a top aware underneath his bed.

We had not calculated the spores and all that stuff. Is it the hallucination? Yeah. The magic one. Yeah.

Imagine we just were doing shit talking. [LAUGHTER] Yeah. It's just good old woodier mushrooms. Yeah.

Yeah. Now we were doing Matt, we grew mushrooms under his bed. It was kind of amazing. We ordered the spores offline. Wow.

It was one of the back like new internet. You know how you like dig to find out the web where you could buy illegal drugs. And we and we innoculate. I wasn't taking it to grow it. All right.

I don't. I'm in my retain frame of reference. It would be bad. So a couple of weeks to a month or so. I don't really really work.

Yeah. They weren't that strong. I remember drying them out and they just weren't that good. And we were probably already smoking weed and drinking. So you're like, maybe they're working.

Who knew if they ever worked? Yeah. Yeah. But it did mushrooms one time with my buddy Tyler. We went to a haunted house.

And that was one of the just insanely stupid things. To go to a haunted house, trip and balls. Yeah. It's not fun. You want to be relaxed when you're on mushrooms.

I like going to a mall. On drugs. Yeah. Yeah. Well, no more for you.

Never again. Maybe. No, Bobby. Who knows. Robert?

Yeah.

You know it's funny because I never wanted to go in public spaces when I was on drugs.

That was what so that was so stupid. I never wanted to do that. What's that, dude? They have like a psychedelic simulator. For guys that are sitting at home, trip out.

They want to look at stuff on. Oh, let me see. Let me see one.

“Like if you're like sober, would it be like to do mushrooms?”

That is so realistic. Oh, wow. That is wow. I think spiral stuff. Yeah.

Yeah. The movement of things is always what got me. That's why it was hard to go places. This is what it's like for me every day. I'm thinking about what we're thinking about getting another dog.

And he's fine. Let me tell you why. Why? She found a dog that is not in good shape that has not a lot of years left. No.

Get a new one. No, but listen. But she said. Get a brand new one. She said, "Do you wouldn't you rather help this dog

and have its last few years be amazing other than sitting in a

Can I have an argument against it?

Yeah. Okay. So we did that. We have one named Remy. Yeah.

Who I love, like I love all my animals. Okay? So you told me on that, I'm in. All right. But I've had four years of the Remy.

Right? Where I could have had 15, 16 years of coming. I thought you were going to be like, I thought he'd be dead by now. Yeah.

“And a year ago, the vet was like, you should really think about putting him down.”

And we can't do it. No. Let life do it. Yeah. Like he's doing blind, spine twisted, like just fucked.

You know, and it's so hard. But how imagine how much better Remy's life is with you than it would be anywhere else. I know. We do give him a great laugh.

I give him nice treats. Everything. Think about that. Think about that. All right.

Maybe get one. Thank you.

We'll give you the argument.

Why? You just gave it to me. I did. Yeah. Because you love it.

And it's amazing. And it's better off there than it is. We did save him. Because the shelter suck ass. They're not fun.

They don't have a-- They don't have a-- They don't have a kill to Remy, by the way. But the shelter for dogs is a retirement home for adults. Hospice.

And you're just locked in a room. Fuck that. Yeah. I want to die at my house. I want to die free.

Yeah. You know, I do do it do it. Right? Don't do it. Don't you want to die in your own--

“Like in your own volition instead of in a hospital.”

But let's-- Your current dogs seem to get along. Yeah. If they introduce them. Yeah.

And what if they don't get along?

Um, then you just keep one in one room and-- Yeah, but I don't think-- I don't think-- I don't think-- I don't know.

That's hard. Yeah, it's hard. But it's a risk you're willing to take. Yeah. And if they don't get along, then the new dog--

You put it outside. You open the door. And you know, and you say-- We'll see you when we see you. Yeah.

Good luck out there. Yeah, they're coyote. Your friends, coyotes. [LAUGHTER] No, I think we got to give it a whirl.

Because it's worth the-- Were you going to go? Were we going to get it? Yeah. Yeah, there's a shelter up in the valley and the north valley.

You ever go, just randomly? I'll tell you why I don't go. Why? Because it makes me so fucking sad. Me too.

So it gets me overwhelmed, and I'm like, I can't save all this stuff.

“And it just makes me feel sad and yucky.”

It gets me just fucked up. Yeah, the reason why I don't go is because every single animal I have is the-- Oh, those visits were like, let's just go check it out. And then you get one. Yeah, and you get one.

Every single animal was like that. But eventually, we can't even go. Because I will take one home. That's what I mean. It makes me too sad.

Yeah, cool. Were you going to get a fix all this stuff? Yeah. How hard? It's so hard.

I know. I've got some of it so sad. And you just want to try to justify your mind. It's like, well, we can get a bigger house. No, you'll change your entire life.

Yeah, yeah. And it's like, it's too hard. Well, I'll say this. You know, I'm excited. I'm excited for this springtime.

Why? Why are you excited for this springtime here? Because when spring has sprung, yeah. So does our love. You're-- you're love for what?

You? It doesn't for me. I'm my bad. You don't springtime? Yeah, I don't springtime for you or not.

All right. It dies for me. It's fall. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah.

It doesn't fall for me. But yeah, my love for you stays the same. Never changes. Yeah. Good.

It's deep, but shallow. Yeah, at the same time. It's a combo. Uh-huh. It's a combo deal.

Yeah, yeah. That's because you're a-- Uh-huh. Tiny vaginal canal. That's rude.

Everything feels deep for you. Yeah, yeah. Thank you for being a bad friend. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. But what I want to do is not to be a bad student. The master of the club is called "SoftBandy". He's the intern.

He's a master. I'm so sorry. You can't say that. You're a master. But you're not a master.

But you're not a master. You're a master. You're a master. But you're not a master. And you're a master.

And when you're done working, you're a kid. That's right. Save. You're a master. You're a master.

Now, you're a master.