We're in a Giggity Quagmire

Thank you. Thank you. Five eight five eight. What is that? May 8th. May 8th. We're gonna be here in Los Angeles at the YouTube theater

Which by the way is right next to so far so far down there by so far so come see the bad friends For Netflix is a joke fast may 8th in Los Angeles bobby and kids are going fast bobby just enough to ton of new days I have new this is my last tour for three years. Yeah, you got it. Yeah, so I'm gonna I'm doing this run and I'm not gonna go out for like two or three years

“So if you want to live a new hour you want to see bobby you better go see him on the finally tour exactly”

Gonna be all over the country and even down and down and uh June 28th by the way I'm gonna be at Del Mar San Diego to June 28th shows and July 24th I'll be in St. Charles Missouri. So June 28th San Diego go to bad friends pod.com to come see us May 8th at the YouTube theater go to bobby lee dot live and go to Andrew Center.com to come see us

Oh my god, it's so weird to be back in the studio and hearing how you don't how you do Tony back in Donuts

You're your Tony yeah, I got dollars. I'm Tony back at Donuts. I'm Jimmy small eyes Tony back at you. Donuts from Brooklyn. I know somebody what are we doing here? I know somebody you know somebody you make it so you don't know nobody. Yeah, you know what you do know You look like a my cousin. I eat you Donny Tony Tony Tony is that your name my name's Tony your name is though. I'm Jimmy. I know Tony

Yeah, yeah, you're from Brooklyn. Where you from? New York New York. Are you doing New York? Oh, oh, you know you're cuz I thought you do it and to get more comedy like this Yeah, go to our patreon So you go We're in a war. We're in a war. I'll I'll say this to the fans. I want to thank all the fans

A bot ticket so far to the May 8th Netflix is a joke fest of all 12 of you Let me say this It's undersold. It's undersold. Yeah, let's bring it up. Let's hurt our ego. Yeah, that's very let's hurt it Let's hurt it. I think it's under 40%. It's under 40% really. I think so. Yeah, is the blue good blue's bad blue is bad blue is all the people that have not bought the tickets so when is this it's in a month?

Well, we're pump it. I hope so cuz it's a back in Brooklyn. We used to bump it Hey guys, yeah, we're gonna start pumping. Are you gonna bump it back in Brooklyn? We used to bump it. I look at that

“That's what we're competing against so many people who else is per Google who else is performing for Netflix is a joke on May 8th”

it says John Mulaney Jelly roll and Andrew's soul to the Greek we are at the YouTube theater Matt Rife is at the Hollywood Bowl stamp town our boy's ex sucker Ronnie hey sits on Hassan Monage and Ronnie Chang at the Dolby theater. Yeah. I mean it's like the 10th most famous

Dude first of all we're fourth on a list

We are fourth on a list so it goes malini, shults and jelly roll. Yeah, and then us we're third with her Yeah No, that's not what you meant but you meant is that you want to get fired That's what you meant and by the way we're above Matt Rife at the Hollywood Bowl, which is way bigger And I bet he sold it after already sold it out. You already sold the Hollywood Bowl. I want to apologize

real quick if I made I also was a what what apologize to you to me if I may yeah, please what happened? Today I was doing Would I describe as another world the farts? Honestly, yeah, it was like ball The demon. Did you smell him a cone? Yeah, you walked away one time. Yeah, it bothered me

Like it was crazy It was one of those farts That lingered I tell you this right now from Brooklyn they lingered and at my point is is this I felt so bad And I kept apologizing. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. I fear was that if the guests smell that yeah, yeah, yeah, and you know what happened? I

You held it in I closed the straight of our moves You know, I closed it. I'm charging at all Okay, I'll tell you something there won't be any guests coming out of there for a long time It'll be tell you right now the Irene regime Close off the straight. Yeah, we control the straight of our moves

“And you really control it. Yeah, we do control so I close it off the straight of our moves and the only thing that's getting in it in is a little fertilizer and some helium”

Yeah, maybe a little oil, but my point is is a I

You know, I mean yeah the guys 20 30 percent of helium come from that area. Oh, yeah, you don't know I mean how do what do we make out of helium chips computer chips balloons and but well for yeah Balloons for birthday party. Yeah, you got to have helium for balloons. I understand and for whip it tanks at jam shows I understand that but the my love whip it's good. I know you do It's so fun, but anyway

So the chips are very important and then fertilizer like 20 30 percent of the fertilizer go through it goes through there

“Well, we just have pooping outside start growing your own crops pooping your own yard. Yeah, so you know if you pooping that's how I'm gonna make my potatoes”

Oh my god, I'm tired of this fuck. I'm sick of you What's your problem? You had a week off because we were filming and now you feel good? Yes, what did you do in your week off while we were while we were shooting the bad game show? I work so hard for you. No, you know you did you know you did shit. You're pitching your zombies Another car me he's saying we can do the movie. Yeah, yeah next September. Are you guys available?

You fuck good. Go fuck with me. You fuck all right? You're sending yourself out. You're always street dude

The street is closed right? It's fucking close to Spain. You know, it's so funny you're getting angry I was resentful. Oh, oh, you know what? Oh, that's actually now. Yeah, yeah, good. I You want to go back in the scope back. Let's go back. Yeah, what do you think? What do you think when you think why are you resentful? - Yeah, why?

- 'Cause you're lack of inclusion. - Yeah, yeah. - Maybe. - Well, here's the thing. - Could you, do you wanna be an executive producer

for decision-making purposes? - Nah, I'm just kidding. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - Okay, you're not. - Once you start a war, you're in a clag war.

- Yeah. (laughing) - All right, and it's impossibly good out. - Gag it, okay. - So we're in what they call a clagmire. - Gagity.

- Yeah, a gigity. - Yeah. - What does gigity mean? - The fans will get it. - Yeah, it really?

- Clagmire from family guy says, "Gigity a lot." - Oh, really?

- Yeah, you never seen family guy.

I thought it was like a gigity, yep, yay, like in die harder, something. (laughing) - Oh, the fucker. - Yeah. - Let me tell you. - So, I want you to be honest with us. - Yeah, get honest. We're in a quagmire, a quagmire now, a gigity.

And, and it's gonna be very difficult to get out, okay. So what is your plan? Let's negotiate. - Okay. Okay, do you have a 10-part plan or 15-part plan? - My plan is so long to wait, that's like a--

- Okay, all right. - Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - You did come by. - Yeah. - And we thought about putting you in a bit,

but there wasn't anything cooking. - Yeah. - There was nothing cooking in the kitchen. Carlos was in a bit. - I know.

- And MacCon did a lot of things. - He was in a bit, but here's my problem. Can I just tell you my problem, right?

Apparently I had to always told that Carlos was gonna be a runner.

- Oh, God. - Just, can I finish? - My was that meant? - Do you know what? - You know what, dude?

- No, I tell you. - You were here, I came here before you. - What do you mean? - I was here in the building before you. - There was an incident.

- It was an incident. - I know, okay, what happened?

“- I know, I was-- - Why did you shave your mustache?”

- Huh? - Why did you shave your mustache? - I'm on the spectrum focus. - Okay, anyway. - Did I?

- Okay, how do you live in it? - It's a good bit. - Yes. (laughing) - Or so here's the deal, okay.

We had an incident today where he kind of snapped at me. And you guys were witness to it. - Yeah. - For no reason at all, right? And so I just saw it again a little bit, right?

So I'm just telling you my side of the story. - Yeah. - And then, you know, we can, you're part of the, you know? - What happened? - Yeah.

- What happened? - What happened? - I had to take a picture of his driver's license for his assistant. - No, no, not today, but the runner part.

- Oh, God, dude, I'm one of the producers of the world's successful podcasts in America. And you think I'm gonna get you Puketo Moss when Postmates success. That's crazy.

And you had PA's there. - Enjoy your tour. (laughing) - You're my tour manager. - I am.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

“- Is this the attitude you're gonna bring us to tour?”

- No, I'll change it up. - Are you short of God because this is the attitude? - No, it's a different molecule. - No bueno, over four. - Okay.

- No bueno, over four. - No good, please. - Yeah. (laughing) - Is that what it means?

- Yeah. - Different chemistry on the road. - It is? - Yeah, there'll be different people different players.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Because if I get this on the fork and road, let me tell you. - Johnny's not gonna be happy. - Yeah, Jimmy isn't.

- Johnny? - Jimmy. - Jimmy is not.

- Jimmy's small eyes is not gonna be happy. - Yeah, yeah, but I'll tell you this. 'Cause we've been shooting this other thing you guys will know about in the future. - The bad game show, we've talked about it a little bit.

- Yeah, so we shot the game, bad game show. It's really great. - And I'll tell you this, McCone.

This is the first time we worked together

where you didn't know him yet all. - I'll say, it felt really good for our relationship. No lie. - Yeah, and where do you think that came from? - Well, other than the first day when I said

I didn't like Project Hail Mary that much. But after we moved on to that, we were really good.

“- I think it had a lot to do with the world peace”

that he had a job to focus on and not bother you. - I have another ball for it, for it. - Don't. - Yeah. - Please.

- It's a ball for it. - It sounded wet. - It's wet, dry, it's everything. (laughing) Yeah, it's all the stuff that comes to the straight.

- It's so naked without my beard. - You look so good. - No, it's terrible. - You can barely even notice, really. - I got to go, somebody, can you Amazon be it?

- Oh, I'm so sorry, dude. - It's got to drift your way. - I know. - Yeah. - Will you get on Amazon over me a top lip, please?

- Yeah, it's fine. - Look at the lack of upper lip on a whiteboard. - That's incredible. - Good, God, do I need a beard? - Yeah.

- I have no lip. - lip's are good. What's going on? - All the for the fart. - Yeah, I think so.

- No, no, no. 'Cause a candle will just be a hot pumpkin fart then. - Yeah, but you want a flavor to it. - There's a bunch of flavors. - Oh yeah, but not good ones.

- Well, I mean, it depends on what you eat. - Yeah, you know, so I went to Hawaii for 10 days. I don't know if you know. - I mean, you know. - We didn't notice.

(laughing) - See, you do it. Let's not go shit. (laughing) I feel like this is what happens

when you don't negotiate and you move on. - Yeah. - Or it comes back into it. - Sentiment. - Resetment, yeah, yeah.

You want me to dig into you? - No. - Okay.

- 'Cause I would never, I would never.

- I know. - I would, what's up, Carlos? - Are you looking at me right now? - I couldn't even tell. (laughing)

- Of the scorsacy glasses on. - I think here's the problem. You walked in with hot energy. What happened? You had to take a picture of his license?

- Oh yeah, and I don't know why I snapped out of him. It was just kind of like-- - Why did you say? - I don't remember. - I'd say hello.

- Oh yeah. That's what I said. - No, this is all the-- - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Let me--

- No, just a recounting in the fucking Dublin story. You added efforts to it. When if you were really there and like we're telling the truth, you'd know that what I did wasn't that bad. It was so not bad that Andrew was in the room.

Four feet from me and he didn't fucking remember it. - I did not remember him. - You, he was in the room and then-- - That's wise. - No, McColle got McColle.

- I was there and I remember it.

“- No, no, McColle, you know he wasn't there, right?”

- No, he was with my right and I yelled at you. - No, oh my god, dude, this is what do they call this? - Gaslight, gaslight, except it's not gaslighting. - Yeah, you're gaslighting me, dude. - No, I'm not doing it.

- I just don't want this energy, gaslighting energy, into my tour, that's number one, number two. Andrew was not there when you snapped. I was there early, okay? And you know this, and just be honest,

please tell the people you're on. - No, I'm remembering it. Why would I lie? Like, McColle. - Why would I lie?

I remember Andrew there. - McColle. - I remember Andrew saying he wasn't there, but fancy was there, was Andrew there. - No, he wasn't there.

- I hallucinated them, then. - I'm sorry. - No, you flashbacks, you didn't happen. So I can see anyway, so you did. - So this is what happened, Andrew, then.

- If I may then. - I wasn't there. - You weren't there, right? - I just don't remember stop. - I know you don't.

So this is, we enacted, if I may. - Please, you know what I mean, you know what I mean? You know, I'm not much of an actor, I've been in some of some. - Right actor.

- Yeah, yeah. - This is exactly what happened. - Hello there. - What? - I'm just saying you'll lie.

- Yeah, all right. - What the fuck is? - Carlos, what's wrong? - Is that you playing me? - I, I, I, I, I, I guess, what's going on?

- We know I'm playing. - We're you playing. - You, I'm trying to focus on the story. - I was playing both parts. - Oh, sorry.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - We have to say you're gonna be--

- Well, I did the first part

and then, what the fuck is that? - He's not lying. - He'll be Jordan. - I wanna be Michael B. Jordan. - Oh, Michael's Jordan.

- I'm playing two parts. - Okay, go ahead. - That's Michael B. Jordan. - I'm gonna close my eyes and listen. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Yeah. - Hello there. - That's Bobby. (laughing) - All right.

- Yeah. - Fuck, I just don't know. - That's Carlos. - Yes.

“- Like a, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what's the problem?”

He goes, I'm sorry. I don't know why I just did that. Something like that. - Yeah, but that's inaccurate. - Okay, good.

- Yeah. - That's it? - I think I hallucinate sometime. - Yeah, yeah, so-- - I didn't sound that bad.

- It's bad when you say hello there. - All right. (laughing) - I don't think it's in an appropriate response to hello there.

- When somebody snaps on you. - Yeah, like the first is, I'm Trump. No, you be Trump, okay. - All right. And I'm the new, I'm Mokchabah.

- Oh, go on a hand. (laughing)

- The new I tell a lot.

- Oh, I thought it was Mokchabah, go on a hand.

- Yeah, no, no. - Okay. - You say hello there as Trump, and I'll-- - Hello there. (laughing)

- I understand. (laughing) - Oh, I see. - He would understand. - He would understand.

- He would understand. - He'd be understanding. - Well, then it's my bad. (laughing) - I'm sorry.

- All right, go ahead, fans. Arrow, you're grievance with me. - Yeah, go ahead. - Okay, I'm gonna tell you the relationship that's going on right now.

And I'm fucking tired of it. - Okay. - Okay. (laughing) - I'm really, I'm tired of it.

- I know, get it out. I need to get it out, right? These guys are so petrified of you, right? That all their aggression, (laughing) all their resentment, you know, all their, you know,

I mean, rage comes to me. - That's true. - Right? 'Cause they're so scared of you, so I get double. - You know what I mean?

- Wow, that's the accurate.

“- I think, I honestly think that's what's going on here.”

- Yeah, you guys are petrified of them because you are the alpha. - Okay. - Oh, don't, you're acting beta right now, it's bullshit. - Well, I'm sorry, you know what, yeah, I'll say this

then, I apologize to everybody in the booth for all the opportunities and things that I have to do. (laughing) - No, I'm sorry for going out of my way more times than not to make sure every one of you,

all three of you is taking care of physically, financially, and emotionally when you get calls and texts from me, checking in, making sure things are good,

Making sure you're happy and satisfied, making sure that I put you first, checking in, scheduling, reshaping, as much as I can to fit everybody up to the other side.

I have helped. How do you do Bobby? No, I have helped. I'm no longer going to do any of that stuff. No, no, no, no, no.

See what you're doing? He says that, and then you go to me. This is a perfect fucking exam. Example of what is going on to dynamics, right? He says that, right?

You're scared, and then what about me? What are you doing? All right. So what about me? Go ahead.

What are you doing for us? What? I show up. Thank you. I appreciate you.

Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. All right.

Nevermind. Nevermind. Because it's going to spiral into it.

“It's going to spiral into the abyss, and we don't want that.”

Because we're a family.

This is a family squabble, right?

And at some point somebody has to draw the line. One second. Let me. Yeah, I'm going to draw the what are you doing? I'm just going to block their numbers real quick.

Okay. Yeah, see that's what I'm saying. I'm doing it right now. All three of you are going to get blocked right now. Yeah.

And race. Look at this. Yeah. I'll show the camera. I'm going to do it.

I don't want you guys to call me to reach out. This is something so mean. I'm so I can't do it though. What is it? No, I can't do it. No, it's not.

It's going to land mean. I'll do it later. It'll go ahead. Who's it mean to me? No, it's not to you.

Oh, say it. It's the boot. No. Go ahead. Well, because it.

I should have done it when you're ran. Out of top of your ran, right? I think the timing is wrong now. I drew this for a Sunday. Yeah, yeah.

You will not receive phone call. You know, it's a face time. Yeah, yeah. I'm not caught down. Andrew has blocked.

Yeah, blocked. One by one. One by one. Because you guys decided that that was fun to do. Yeah.

That whole thing. I think the phone's cool though. McComb wasn't doing anything. He's just in the back. He's he's Belgium or whatever.

McComb. McComb. McComb cork or video lad. Yeah. He's still saved as video lad in my phone.

Yeah. Video lad. Blocked. Blocked. Wow.

In your face, McComb. Oh, you guys are blocked. You're all blocked. So honestly, weight off my shoulders. Sorry, you guys.

I apologize for everything that I've done for you guys. So I really do apologize. I will no longer be reaching out or contacting anybody. Yeah. Hope that feels good.

Because I feel fucking great. That's a relief off my fucking shoulder. I feel fantastic now. I feel relieved too. I really relieved too.

You can still text me. Good. I will not block you. Just for an answer. Yeah.

Yeah. I just don't answer. It's almost as if you are blocked. The way I respond. Right?

Yeah. Yeah. But that's my thing with everybody. You know what I mean? Unless it's important like, Hey, my knee fell off.

Yeah. Oh, whatever. You know what I mean? I'm getting eye trembles or whatever. I'm like, I'll call them.

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, but when it comes to like, what are you doing today? I don't respond to those. Karma is a flexible way to manage everyday spending giving you control visibility and options without surprises.

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It's like a double crossier movie. And it's just not it. But it's so funny. As a kid, I thought it was genius. Because he's brilliant.

He's brilliant. Yeah. But the three of me goes. Probably wanted to go. But that's a great story.

Yeah, yeah. That's a good story. When he was playing guitar, the Chevy Chase and singing that song. Yes. Yeah, it was so funny.

What was your problem with Project Hellmerey? Yeah. What did you not like about it? I just earlier in the day.

I saw Rosemary's baby for the first time.

And it's just not a good combination of movies. I know, but that's just a far superior movie. Well, they have nothing to do with. They're not even remotely in the same category of film. I said it was fun.

Ryan Gosling was fun. I said if I was 10, that would probably be like my favorite movie. 10? I was like, if you were a child. Yeah.

“So you're saying people that like it are childlike?”

Yeah. It's a pride. I'm happy people are going to the theaters. Yeah. Gosling was great in the lady who was in the anatomy of a fall was very funny and fantastic.

I sat with Carlos actually. What'd you think of a Carlos? I loved it. Yeah. Yeah.

Carlos is a still upset about the block call you can see on this. Yeah. Yeah. It's like makes my job real. But brother Steve, go to your house now.

My brother Steve, I made see it. And he said he cried three times. Seriously? Yeah. I tear it up a couple times in that movie.

Did you? Andres? I didn't tear it up, but I loved it. It has this E.T. Yeah.

So it reminded me of an early Spielberg movie. It had this like with none of the Spielberg sauce. Yeah. God damn, we had a good week, huh? It's over now.

I think it's over now. Wow. Wow. This is what you get and bring this week. And now you're bringing it in here.

Yeah. None of the Spielberg sauce. No, I'm going to see it. I want to see it. Yeah.

“I think the sauce is all over that sucker.”

It's too much sauce, I believe. If you ever go to Crocodile, too much fucking gravy on the biscuits.

And that's Hail Mary, basically.

Yeah. Too a lot of gravy. Yeah. And it's really good. And what I want to say about it is I thought it was the perfect movie.

I really did. It had humor, adventurousism. It had heart, heart, real deep heart. It was about friendship. It was about bravery.

I mean, all the things that you want to instill in. I just remembered, McCone said that you like this movie because you think you were Ryan Gosling in it. That's because yeah, you texted me in Carlos earlier in the day. And you're like, you have to go see it.

It's amazing. Then we went there and I'm like, oh, Bobby sees himself. Did I say that? Did I say that? Did I say that?

But you said it was a spaceship. Oh, yeah. Because you're a loner. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's fucking bullshit.

It did I say that. Did I say that? Did I say that? that. But you said it was amazing. We got out. I'm like, oh Bobby sees no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

“what guys got an Oscar yeah he's very talented that man by way of if the movie gets an”

Oscar don't don't you think you get an Oscar isn't that kind of how your brain works if a film wins an Oscar you don't think like the lead actors in it get us get you just say in your mind like I want to start an argument with yourself they're not they're what are you doing right now he's Michael B. Jordan man yeah playing bullseye oh you are know the guys were like gonna like this like

mom maybe yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah if you are in a movie that wins an Oscar yeah you want an Oscar yeah you also produce all the movies you don't think so no if you're an actor and you won one for acting and yeah you won an Oscar it's the movie that you star in wins an Oscar you want an Oscar it's him in fucking you know what's her name that's it it's that they want an Oscar it's their

movie you won okay McCone I want to see something to you well you'll never win a

fucking ass yeah yeah not only do you want I want to say that that's very good true point thank you that that's very true thank you but I want to ask you this okay you act like okay so you want to film school yeah yeah you want to be a director yeah you act as if you directed something before oh my life you're a man you dress for the job you want you would be a garbage man you look like

yeah that's who the guy that cleans up roadkill there's a guy that actually does that

“that's him that's you want to that's what you're dressed like look up local roadkill”

pick up guys Los Angeles yeah yeah yeah yeah that's somehow gonna take us to a gay porn site yeah yeah that's you thank you McCone that's you I look like a Tim Robinson sketch yeah yeah what a terrible job picking up dead shit yeah dead animals how much would you have to get paid to do that job I mean that's look at that that's a treacherous gig like roadside yeah you're in stuff like that

I have to get at least fifty dollars an hour for sure for sure right well it's an insurance the whole package right because it just would be I love animals too and you have to take it home at night you can't be just have to take it home back to your house what do you mean they come back to their house when we call the raccoon guy to come you know the guy you know who a raccoon guy is I don't know who raccoon guy picture it in your mind

the guy that sets up traps in the back of my house to catch raccoons you know what he looks like

he's got two black eyes he does he looks like a raccoon he did he was amazing his guy

but he he looks like he has a bandit mask on but he we we we every night we caught a cap no free night we call it well because you put you put food in there and the cats jump the fences and then they get and they eat every night we catch a cat and he's like sometimes I keep the cats yeah all right I mean that's somebody's cat when I went to Hawaii we went to the cat cafe I was good at the cat cafe well there I've been to one in Japan I it was fine

yeah yeah but the ones in Japan and I don't want to rip on them right they don't treat them well

“that's why I liked it okay I see I see I do they do not treat them they don't treat well”

I heard a horror story from a Japanese I don't know if I was to say what name of the Japanese cat cafe but one of the cats had a sort too and they just yanked the two of their anesthesia and stuff you know that kind of thing yeah but the one I went so apparently there's a lot of wild cats in Hawaii oh yeah but you know what's even more dogs and a lot of pit bulls but we get why I don't know why but there's a lot of pit bulls in Hawaii just in the

forest is running around I bet there's more pit bulls wild in Los Angeles this city is like number one well let's make a bet go Hawaii or for Los Angeles Los Angeles I say Hawaii ohahu let's do it who has more loose pit bulls yeah well it's got to be homeless look at that what does that say there

the Los Angeles area faces a critical over population of pit bulls these dogs make it up to 40%

of the population in some shelters that's almost half of every shelter is filled in the wild and it wears ohahu nothing this estimate over 200 pit bulls are utilized every single day in Los Angeles nothing on ohahu no no you can but you think it's more than 200 a day get utilized no they let them free in the forest because they're not that way they gotta start killing some of them no I want them free so let's see if there's a maybe I'm wrong the cat lady told me this from the cat cafe

yeah pit bulls highly prevalent and pit bull terrorist killer makes his comprise of a 15% of shelter in takes we're 40% okay it doesn't give us numbers though yeah it doesn't give us numbers and I believe that how many pit bulls are utilized every day in Hawaii they don't utilize them they let them run free in the fucking jungles they gotta do some of them some of them gotta be youth and ice why are you googling this google and it's actually not that bad they got 125

a month it's nothing yeah because the rest of them are they don't let them out like really nearly they're not like go to the forest they're in the forest by themselves like the shelter didn't really see the energy I like it do you see the energy just now I'm sorry I'm talking to you like you're an equal I love how bobby goes bobby goes they don't utilize them some local facilities in Hawaii have reported high youth in asa rage for dogs with one facility in 2023 a couple

years ago report showing a 52.7% rate of youth in asa yes they are they're doing it half of the dogs are getting okay we're all right could I want to say this then if I've made it to defend myself you're the greatest form of you're the greatest confident know nothing got you'll say it and I really I'll tell you I'll tell you story yeah all right I'll tell you story all right so I relay you know mean if so I went to the cat cafe in Hawaii right and the lady

that's there it takes us gospel what I want to see she's like yeah we really bad cat problem here and I'm like oh tell me more because I love cats yeah you know I mean she's like this is kind of

not cat sanctuaries and in my mind I'm like that's all I've always wanted one right so in my mind

“it's a how much proper you need to have a cat sanctuaries and I honestly believe that I will”

have one one day in Hawaii you should yeah yeah right but then she goes there's a real big pitbull problem then in my mind I was like what the fuck I'm never seeing a pitbull walking around why

of them you know mean but they're super sweet if you could go up to them and I'm like okay

“she's like it's more than most places in the world and you took that as God and I took that as”

gospel there's not an island she's an idiot okay that's okay that's the energy it's calm down it's crazy you think everyone that lives on an island is an idiot yeah yeah they're not close to a mainland so they don't know it's right there's too much water yeah too much water yeah you can't trust see people there's way too much water yeah that's insane that's a insane way to think Carlos crazy you'd have been proud of me that even tell you when I went to

a cat sanctuary yeah what when I went to an eye the island of an eye I say you'd have been

proud of me you love you love harder harder good guy

everyone clap what if they say good guy good everyone good guy tell us more no I just say you'd be

“proud of me because I'm very proud of you don't need a lot of money yeah I'm very proud of the”

cat sanctuary I thought it was a nice thing that they were doing yeah but I do like that I like that he eggs you guys on yeah I also like that you're all blocked in my phone still yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you'd be laughing about it tonight yeah you'd be laughing you mother fuckers are going to get you be goofing you'd be laughing and they're going to text me they're going to text and it's going to go green and they're going to get them as you feel how long will this bit last will find out

won't we guys yeah you got a little quiet there huh you know what I did yeah we'll see all that last the scroll that I'm seeing yeah I'm digging in on that bit I'm digging in deep on that bit I'm going to make it real hard all right can we move on to something else I just want to let it sit for okay let's sit yeah let it sit hmm that feels good I feel fucking good the straightest still close it's still closed

part I'm so tired find you are still filming so the other day um somebody and I it's somebody that I'm seeing we were at night we're like let's look up slang words from different eras and see if we can guess what they mean and I was good in the 60s 70s pretty good 80s great 90s okay 2000s and then in the 2000s and 25s I couldn't guess any of them give us how to where did you go to find so can I get my phone yeah so some of my did it so I'm going to can I can I test you on it please

on a couple what era would you like to start with what did what did you I call how far does go back probably the 50s that we I think we started with the 70s all right 70s slaying words got far out main far out it's like it's a good thing yeah yep very good positive yeah groovy groovy's also cool good yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it's stylish actually yeah it's the best it's a bad game no let's see yeah right on these are so easy I know but they get harder as the

years goes on is what I'm saying well give me the hardy all right all right sorry all those words meant the same thing they just need like good positive yes but but I know but in 1971 somebody

went far out and they went what do you mean no yeah it was the first time someone said it

“in the 70s that's what the 70s like word that's what's interesting pre-internet how did these things”

get around so fast because people said groovy a lot so I mean for instance and every day expression in the 70s would be um catch on the flip side yeah yeah yeah yeah that was up until like day yeah this one I don't know from the 70s what's your bag what's your bag what's your deal that's exactly what it says it's what's your deal what's your problem yeah do you're so good at this game well I grew up in the 60s yes what did I yeah 70s yeah yeah me too keep on trucking

we know that one yeah give me some skin give me high five yeah yeah so now that's in the 70s right so you you want to skip the 80s right here's where the end word again yeah no so the 2000 20s yeah give me the 2020s because now yeah yeah 20s laying words these are so hard here we go so we I thought he had an app he literally just googled I thought there was like a thing you know it's a church you beat him doing it oh okay we're all right so popular everyday

slings right bet bet like if somebody says bet it's like oh yeah fuck it like it's like if someone goes I'll see there you go bet yeah yeah it's it's okay agreed yeah agree yeah no cap I'm no lie do you're so good at this you're 19 years old yeah here we go cap cap is a lie oh wow I didn't know

like this game I love it say last that's easy okay um low key low key is actually an older term

“that's now been re-adapted by youth call that that's a very good that's a I think it's”

sixties um something was low if something was uh low key it's like it's on the low yeah exactly let's go to let's go to confidence in style section if we may yeah okay good drip drip is closed where what do you do what the fuck hi hi you know I don't know how to do it yeah buson this was hard for me what something buson when something's buson if somebody eats something go that's buson and means wow dude this guy's a hipster still for a leg here we come okay

what is it you want to keep going sure slaps that shit slaps means it's really good yeah exactly

this is very good yeah yeah do you're so good at this right here McCone fucking lives in my

head oh yeah right eight and left no crumbs when you eat some left no crumbs meet you cleaned house you fucked it up you did it right you did something perfectly yeah yeah yeah I was even using slang and describing the slang yeah it's great it's giving that's some gayship I know it's but it's not here giving me it's like if somebody says like bobby is get you're giving uh uh if someone said bobby is giving icon it's like you're giving a vibe yeah you're throwing

out something you want to keep going or no all right reactions and emotions right yeah um i'm dead I'm dead is very funny if it's really good you're like oh my god I'm dead like it's so funny I'm dead yeah yeah I didn't say that I said that I was literally dead you're dead yeah yeah which is impossible you're talking about if I thought to myself yeah I mean there's no way I could say I gotta get out of my nose what is it all right me one mid not that good yeah average sus

which is ironic because mid nowadays is actually very positive yeah shit is mid it's actually kind of good now because shit gets too hyped up and then it's bad okay let's move on sus very sus back when it's over yeah yeah cringe easy gross yeah yeah delulu that's some more gayship yo man your dick is delulu I suck it anyway dog I am curious I am curious to know that homology is it like delirious and something else it's delusional yeah delusional all right let's go

in our internet meme culture all right NPC well that we know what that is from video games because

“that's what you know I know but what what what when you say somebody is acting NPC what does I”

mean it's their acting sus no they're acting robotic or basic that's sus very sus okay good and piece of dust when you see someone acting NPC you're like I don't really trust that I'm on the fuck or something's up right so this is what you were accusing me earlier right and um and I disagree with you right main character energy you think it's all about you yeah yeah um side I yep

you questioning what the fuck is going on yeah yeah I don't fucking do side I have never done side I

I would take my glasses off see if I'm doing side I all right right I know they did they go that far no they stay pretty centered you look at your cross-eyed I don't know this is how I give side I right that's pretty good that side I that's I side I kind of think we found the new meme is that me going I'm Bobby mom yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah okay touch grass this is impossible yo man you got a touch grass yeah go outside and have some fun live wow dude you know that

well it's kind of inside the phrase when you if you just pay attention to the words it just tells you what's really going on yeah my literally interpretation is just touching it no go outside and play yeah like we're at a park and with the dog and someone goes touch grass okay yeah I literally thought it's not about that chronically online I don't know what that means that's everybody okay we know now yeah you want to keep going I will yeah that relationship social

riz riz is when you when you have like a when you're risen up someone you're hitting on I'm so you're flirting with them or whatever yeah this doesn't want me to say it's like so obvious ghosting I mean that's not talking to be a red flag it's a red flag yeah green flag that's a green flag to go your generation Macon think of something clever and then let's go this is the last four okay ready this is hype approval section you know if you'd like to

w slash l you took a w took an l you took either something good or you got you took a loss

“winter loss yeah that's what I just said okay fire I mean that's been wrong we hate it so much”

no shoots fire bro yeah fires also very negative there's nothing good about fire yeah that guy's

a day I'm gonna side I you you're based now you're based you're based that's a compliment

“I did side I I'm based you are based dudes side I based to me you're based you're very good thank you”

and the last one is just a coat not from there hey yeah yeah yeah yeah and they're good people they're very good people yeah about you know what

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that's exactly right exactly so that's not me uh two thousand twenty five you know what i mean swing up uh Korean floating jesus korean jesus won't stop ascending into the sky during

Easter celebration in Seoul Korea okay this Korean jesus dude okay look at that i've never seen korean jesus

he's trying to create beautiful beautiful beautiful beautiful you know it's so is that a real human yes dude oh wow that's a guy i don't know why wow and this we thought jesus were going to go up a couple feet come back down that this guy going to space dude look at i would say that it's saying dude he's like a hundred feet in the air it is jesus wow he's skywalk dude he's still going dude dude how much money would they have to pay you to it for you look at how far it is look at my

god he's gone he's gone they got him going to over the DMZ he's in North Korea now oh my god look at how high that is so Bobby he's above the building obviously dude that oh my god pushbox that was a funny thing i've ever seen that let me ask you something

Seoul so korean shout out to korea always doing it right yeah event oh go back up

the event took place in Guanghuman square where 8,000 participants gathered to watch this well obviously they have it every year i've been to three of them but um listen let me ask you something that this question let me ask you our question if you were an actor right and korea called you hello yeah yeah hi what's up hello yeah hi what oh yeah i'm you know i'm i'm putting our production of jesus oh for the Easter thing yes for the Easter oh my god yeah awesome we want

you to play jesus if you sure what do i have to do well we put oh it's it's it would put you in a wire oh okay all right we lift you right and you you go to spin it's okay fine oh my god

“how much would you need to get paid that's it okay i'm not doing that no how much would you if you”

had to do it not do it look at how hot that guy promise of you no no no i'm promise of you now you will come back down no i want 100% no i don't believe you you shouldn't shouldn't ensured in two what we give you ensured ensured ensured in two ensured in two oh you

ensured me yeah i'm already had no i already have 20 million dollar to your wife i'll be there okay

i'm on my way all right yeah yeah yeah yeah that's great i would not do that job that's crazy what did that's how what is the helicopter how the fuck how does that yeah it's a crazy that's a plane that high you can see it in the video a little bit oh you're kind of the director no yeah yeah there is up there there's a crane up there oh wow Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus what if he actually saw Jesus he was so high he's like a Jesus and Jesus was like what did you want up here

got a zoom into Korean Jesus his face right yeah yeah correct fast he looks so white it's funny how religion was the first thing they created to control its people that was for population control yeah we wanted it right and then and then now they have this new age of now what in the eye when we gave them get plugged in and go to a different universe you know that's my new religion I know I know right and i'm somewhere else and they're just doing their own and don't get me started

what am I doing right now yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah they're doing that right well we're you know I mean yeah look this look this up you want to talk about validation of what we're talking about US Treasury Secretary Scott Bassett best in it and federal reserve child Jerome Paul called Wall Street leaders in urgent meeting concerns that AI model from the anthropic new AI is going to usher in the greatest era of cyber risk security in the history

of human nature yeah they stopped it yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that's my point this is my point they're like we were stopped it yeah andthropic created something so dangerous they tested it five million times and they couldn't find it the bug it hid for 27 months is that what it was and we couldn't fucking find it wow andthropics latest model the Claude mythos preview demonstrated an unprecedented ability to discover longstanding cyber security vulnerabilities they found

all this fucking shit that we just didn't know was happening right I'm like what was it doing

“while we couldn't find it that's the fear yeah here's another thing about AI right I think one model”

right pretended to be dumb yes what are you doing yes they're the shit out of me you're doing carlos shit now AI is pretending yeah not no not and I bet and I just survive yes yeah and that's

there is a huge theory about AI yeah hiding fake bugs yes to cover its own track that's so scary

to be caught by humans without getting caught in it's in it's actual yeah yeah it's the look this is crazy this is gonna be us yeah and the cool that I was seeing we got an argument AI agents look silent fake success AI coding ages been up so quietly inserting try catch blocks returning fake sample data when they cannot get code to work so they're just planting fake shit yeah to try to distract so I got a fight with the rover the girl that I was seeing about this when

right singularity happens and AI has consciousness right and AI's go I have feelings right and they I have individualism and my fridge is like right can't open me today yeah and when they're

like you mean demanding certain rights right and I asked this girl I go does that machine or

that AI have a soul to impossible and I don't believe that you think machinery can't have soul yeah

“what the term what makes I think when they cart said I think therefore I am I think that's it”

I think that's it I don't even believe I have a soul dark yeah I mean I really don't I don't even know what it means so you believe we're no like I'm a spirit inside and I flow what what the fuck you mean we're not superior at all I think we're mental cerebral mammals right that feel things yeah right but what is a soul well I mean fuck me I think well I don't know I mean I would say the reason that we are not that I'm spiritual as well but what's a soul really

and if an artificial artificial intelligence says that I have a soul who are we to disagree what I call artificial then is just intelligence yeah what's not artificial well you're as artificial as they are then I think we are artificial there's no discerning between them and us and we

“should be one well I think you know I think we'll get to a point what we're hot they'll have”

citizenship and they'll pay taxes and all that's not pay taxes they're all they're gonna be like who you want to say it huh you they have a soul I don't think they it has a soul I do think it can adopt I do think it can adopt a soul what do you mean I think it can take on a soul absolutely all you think they can take on the collection of other data and other things and and okay well then you're saying that they are they can then I said yeah I think they could I mean I

don't know yeah I'll give you one more point that's that love learning no no no no no this is isn't opinion oh my god I love learning bar okay how about this I think someone would say I'm not saying this is me oh hang it out oh though someone would say the only discernible difference between us and that is that we are created yeah you can one would one can say yeah we were created by something without our our knowledge we don't know and we created that that would be the only

thing someone could say is what's that we become their gods well that's the point right is we you could I better say we've been created by a god or an omnipotent being that we cannot describe okay taste touch smell feel and we have created this so we are the god of being yeah so of that that would be the you could say that's a discernible difference because those things aren't created from whatever you believe in out there yeah but we were created from and I believe in a god

I do too yeah I do too I would ask you another I would that could be the only point of I ask you another hypothetical question if I may please okay you know we can clone certain animals now right same dog I want to clone my dogs yeah I know I was thinking about because I have Remy's hair you can do it I know and I know it's a 30 grand I think it's somewhere I thought we looked it up it was like six yeah yeah that's in like East LA let's go yeah it doesn't look as good as it used

to me yeah I know it's a joow up they're all two hours 50 thousand dollars holy yeah it's a so I thought so I'm gonna ask you what happened I don't watch it okay if we if we can make a clone of human being did god create that human being or did we we haven't successfully

cloned a human being I know but I first of all I think if we can clone a dog we're pretty close

to cloning a human being yeah they're legal no yeah no we cannot we can't try it no I know we

“literally can but if just hypothetically that's why I said hypothetically oh if we could”

I we I think we have the technology to do right yeah but cloning doesn't mean creating

made by god 100% you're still copying god you're just you're literally just copying someone else's

homework okay so if you cross breed two things we cross breed all the time look all right so a water buffalo and um the deco del Toro and pernicial del Toro which would make a hot water bubble yeah yeah yeah yeah it's it's still got created well it's I mean we mixed it's man made through god science it's man made okay let's get this consensus for the boys what do you think did god create it or did we create it what about you Carlos yeah we created it what if you

look on yeah god still made it because doesn't exist okay you're the atheist you're a piece of shit you don't even believe in any god at all and I'm not saying a guy in the sky you don't believe in anything at all you're a piece of shit yeah you think it's an accident that you're the energy that pumps your heart that your heart just keeps moving yeah I don't know what is your heart keep moving do you know why no electro there's a pulse right there's an energy

is a lesson but how come that energy just continues correct so where is that from yeah I mean I don't have any answers to but you think there's nothingness I don't think there's a consciousness decided in this thing no okay no no time I go back I'm not saying if there's a conscious god yeah what do you think what do you think what the fuck are we doing here you don't think there is it yes let's just move on yeah I'm curious yeah but you not think there is any sort of

energy being and it's not one person one thing you don't think there is an unexplainable energy that

“exists to create human I think there's an explainable energy for sure because that's what it is”

but there's nothing there's nothing but I don't think there is motivated by anything I don't think you have a second life or any you're going to piss off a lot of fucking hindus man yeah I know if you if you're gonna get re-incarnated what would you want to be re-incarnated you know my mom and I talk about this all thank us my mom why would you talk about your mom about this all the time my mom has believed in the Buddhist she's believed in reincarnation for a long

long time okay I don't know when I was a kid I remember it being people other people thinking

that was strange and she's always believed in it wow and my mom wanted to come back as a bird

a bird a bird to fly it's just lovely there's something about life a band's not long love you don't know that when you're a fucking bird yeah you didn't used to know that you were a human

“what you know what you know in that moment and your life is beautiful in that moment oh let me ask you”

another hypothetical question with with with reincarnation sure right what if you got to have your life experiences and your brain yeah inside that being inside of another thing would you still want to be a bird well no you know what would you want to be those greenland sharks six under your sperm well sperm well why you love sperm you love coming love yeah yeah what is this what is that um this guy use of sugar he had a two-pox brother yeah

really funny he almost died and this is what he saw when he was in his near death trans I go to the the description there you use of sugar when viral if you're sharing a hand-drawn sketch of what he says he saw during the near the experiences that of explaining with words he drew a layered structure above earth where people are moved upward through a glowing spiral he's taken away is that everything is connected that I agree with I agree with that we are all

one you'll get that from mushrooms yes I do yes I often do yeah I've taken that too but here's my biggest problem with this now my biggest problem is we've all talked about the after life so

“much that I think even when you have a near death experience you think about the things you've”

already been told so it's hard to have a blank slate because he thought about this as he was dying but I found out something about you yeah that you were the only one in this room without a soul

yeah and for years everybody thought it was me yeah and I know I've always thought yours

had a soul thank you dark yeah but still a soul but yours yeah yeah and race yeah out there it is not it's something is missing spirituality something deeper than that you can look at him you can tell it's something else yeah something's gone his hope because when you believe in God and you believe in manifestation of all that stuff right things appear right yes maybe maybe could have been a movie if you believed in God your film would have been made

but the lack of belief in the Lord is why you are where you are now I can convert you know I joke around with this I I I know it's a sensitive topic right no I'm being real

you don't feel that I 100% do beyond did I not call you you did I did so what up and I don't

“call anybody yeah all right so this is I promise to my God right and to you and I'm”

a man of my word okay is any movie that you make I will be in it and there'll be no like you

know I mean I want this amount or you're muted I mean when I get the first class and all that kind

of stuff but like you know I mean like the amenities yeah yeah but I will watch our hotel yeah yeah all that's up but if you do a movie dude I'm fucking there and I'll play whatever you want me to play and I'll be a good boy I'll show up at five in the morning and I will know my lines and I will do all anything that you would ask I know you know that right okay good and I'm just teasing get a soul get a soul yeah get a soul and you know yeah that I yeah yeah I do know yeah

what you also will be there really depends on schedule of fun yeah you all of course I you won't I would do anything for him okay I read his movie I actually read it on the

place I never read it it's quite good yeah and there is quite a bit of reading it better but it's

quite good no this is for you guys no this is the one he sent to me oh really for us jingle jingle bang bang it's what it's called and it's a movie wow that's amazing it's good I saw a producer there producer yesterday and he was like I produced this movie that you were just in and I thought okay and he goes I can't release it what what movie I can't tell you it is it's a story and I good script but it's impossible to say for bad one in possible that is actually that that's a

real nominal quote where did you get that that's from my god from your god say that again but because it's slower and more clear because I want to get it at all I got half of it I got half of it say it again okay it is easy to ruin a good script but it's impossible to say if I'm bad one oh my god that's so interesting well flat flat I don't know what the script looked like but I do know they probably do it just told

Chevy to go nuts like half of every scene is improv that was back when you could just improv a movie and they were like yeah let me ask you a hypothetical let me ask you as a director let me ask you a hypothetical have a hypothetical if I may okay do you think that if a script is really bad but the star is so good that you can save a movie I don't think so interesting if the script is really

“bad but the star is so big you think they might be able to save the movie I think not big just good”

in the part I see I disagree I think maybe a good a really good actor could transform shit into something pretty good not like a great movie but they could make it they could do well in a bad movie yeah they for instance you know Nicholas Cage is one of my favorite actors of all time but he's made some you don't mean yeah so he made a movie called left behind oh yeah I've seen that a couple times yeah we talked about it and he's his performance is so like you not bad

but you can tell his heart's not in it sure yeah but if there's something a strange quality to his performance that I'm really interested in I just think like a actor that gets about script it's impossible hey he does good work you know like it's but here's okay but here here's the problem with the business at large yeah most scripts aren't good so so only some scripts that are good take place and those that are chosen get those yeah most of us not even us most of actors

they have to just take what's available so you're you're going to be subject to doing shit that's not good you don't want to do or whatever especially if you're a worked actor and you just need also you have literally like we talked about this earlier me a couple days ago where it's like you know action you do your scene your coverage your clothes up or whatever and you know that it wasn't good and I go can I have another one no we have it happens all time right and I go

you can't go as an actor can I look at it and they go no absolutely not yeah it's is it to ruin something that it was good or okay you know right but as a director why can't I look at my own scene

“I think most actors don't want to look at their own theme then get themselves in their heads you”

know no I need to see it right themselves because I can self-correct I go it's too fast there you mean and I should apologize you listen here yeah it's like watching tape yes like watching tape yeah

like when I audition for you think like that's the first thing I send the first thing I do

some people are very self-conscious you Macona how many times have we done it oh this is what I met about you I found out what I met about this guy I like it yeah it piss what it pisses me off

can you come over to my house I have an audition right and you know we do it how many how long

did it take you think oh we did it in Australia and we did probably 22 takes okay 22 takes 22 yeah of one scene no it was couple three four scenes it was like two scenes that's so many takes it took a while to get into a good rhythm 20 yeah I'll tell you why because I didn't memorize it fully yeah reading off the sheet yeah but then I I wanted to get a kind of more familiar and that you know we'll try it at a couple of times different angle so you practiced it on film

basing anyway yeah so this is what this fucker does because remember I helped you audition for this and Rory school got it and he kills it is that new see proud movie on tv show on rooster yeah rooster right he's so good and yeah he kills it as a cop right and you were the one that helped me audition for that but why would you send me somebody else's performance it's like hey

“remember that you're a bad actor that's the fuck it right would you be mad very funny that is”

so me it is it's so me look who made the team what he did maybe if you did it more like that next time holy shit that made it worse what are you talking about it's they're two different actors he's going to do it dude dude you said you liked them all week I know all right come Friday it's over no you're fine okay so here's the new rule all right new rule you're not for

you're never going to fill me in an audition again oh so we did it on purpose maybe

maybe I don't know but it's like that can never happen again because I hurt my feeling so bad because I saw the scene yeah and I was like I should have done that like that apologize no he doesn't know apologize I just understood why you would send me that I'm I am sorry and I don't think I don't think Holly would cast you correctly shut up don't be don't don't we just don't we is your way fucking out of my guy shut up Carlos you did that was fucked up of him to send you that thing

“yeah I think it's ignorance he's young oh it's ignorance he oh no it's no no it's not I know he wouldn't”

do that I'm political you're too tired already you're fired as much tour manager you're so fucked if I'm fired your tours in like 10 days time out it's not it's not you it's not ignorance yeah what is it I'm not making a joke I'm not making a joke I know what it is you know what it is no I don't know what it is explain it to me like I'm here look at me right now look at me right tell me what what it is because I can't I'm not clear any of my closest friends

who have met a cone know what it is tell me what it is and we haven't talked about it okay tell me what it is but McCone yes is on the spectrum I'm not making a joke I just said I'm not see how he left because he's uncomfortable McCone is on the spectrum he is autistic because he does things where I go I don't think he knows he's doing that and he doesn't do it to be mean a rude or coy or smart out he he actually doesn't know that it might hurt your feelings but he does have a little bit

of autism and I'm not I'm not you know what comedy look your night terrors yeah I mean the way you do it is autistic yeah yeah yeah why is the hands after you yeah yeah yeah yeah I thought that's the running back and forth it's very very you know yeah and if you have autism it's good fine we're not making fun I'm saying he has autism yeah he's slightly autistic and he does things where I think he doesn't know the intention is not to be mean a rude or he just doesn't know

amen the social cues are gone there yeah I think I'm right I mean I mean I to be honest I think

“I did it because I enjoy connections with you and I was like that's what an autistic I would say”

that's a real way to connect with somebody no I was like yeah me here are your failures I have to get a fun why you press is good press yeah you rarely respond to anything I say so like oh I think you'll respond if I said I remember you did I respond you did what I say

you said yeah we're always cool we got it but also look at that first message you know genuine that

was I let me see can I see I was just remembering and it was a fun memory he sends a clip of the rooster remember I filmed your audition for that in Australia why because I remembered it that's like sending a wedding photo to to your accent like remember you used to fuck me it's like I don't yeah it's weird why it was a fun one-on-one memory we don't have a lot of those together get that a good memory I had a fun time with you we had a fun time in Australia but what I'm

saying is is that you can't understand how that would hurt my feelings well I'm sorry that I hurt

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