Conan vs. Edibles Part III

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“- Hello and welcome to Conan O'Brien needs a friend,”

gang, good to see you. Normally we do a fan episode in this slot, but not the case today. This is a follow-up episode. This is part three of the Gummy's saga.

- Yes. - Now this all began a while ago when we were talking about Gummy's and one thing led to another and Sony, you got me some Gummy's and someone correct me if I'm wrong,

but this company, Camino. - Yes. - That's where you got the Gummy's, you gave me some. You guys were asking me, would you try some? I've been very hesitant.

I've done small bites of the sleep one, which seems to be good. - Okay, that's fine. - Yeah, I've done very little of it. I'm a big guy, so I'm probably not doing nearly enough.

They sent some other ones, which I haven't really experimented with. - Yeah. - Be honest with you, because my mind is very strange place

anyway and I've never been anxious to enhance that in any way,

but something arrived today, so I should talk about it. - Oh, yes, it did. So my whole point for bringing this up was so that they would send us some free stuff.

“- This has been your place since the beginning.”

And that's all I wanted. Yeah, I mean, to be honest, I don't care if you do it. But I, I just, I was gonna say, you seem really concerned about me. - No, yeah, no.

- I know, you don't care. I really, I mentioned the brand and then they messaged me on Instagram, which I missed and thanks to David Hopping, he's like, I think they messaged you,

you have to check it. And then they said they wanted to send us stuff, my new best friend, Melissa, came by from Camino, and gave, she came by personal. - To your house or, no, no, here, yeah, they were in the office.

- Who's Melissa? - Melissa, she works in marketing at Camino. - Do you have her number? - I do, I do. - I do.

- And then she sent her.

- Oh, my God, what, this was NASA?

- And with the, any cooler. - Melissa, wait a minute, what if this just, like, a spleen in there? (laughing) It does look like, there's a major organ in there.

- Yes, oh my God. - But it is a gigantic, like, cooler that they sent. And you think, oh, maybe there's a few. There's like, there's so many in here.

“And I can't tell you how, just, what, dump them out?”

- In the middle, yeah, right here. (laughing) - I just, oh my God, this is why it's so, no God, oh my God. (laughing) - It has, this is unbelievable. The hall is unbelievable.

They sent the mince I love. - Why you sent all the things I love? - You have to, that's a microphone. - Okay. - That's a microphone and you are shouting into it.

- I'm just, I think that, I'm not the only one who's excited. - You should have seen it. - You should have seen it. - You should have seen it. (laughing)

- What? - I have one of these coolers. It does come with that. - Oh, God, you idiot. - You idiot.

- I just take the lubricant for the lubricant. - I just take the lubricant for the lubricant. - I just take the lubricant for the lubricant. - I just take the lubricant for the lubricant. - I just take the lubricant.

- I just take the lubricant. - I just take the lubricant. - I just take the lubricant. - I just take the lubricant. - I just take the lubricant.

- I just take the lubricant. - This came too. Oh my God, look at this. There is personalized. - Yes. - They sent, they sent a personalized one for me. It should hold up, I guess.

It's social, what social mean? - It's the name of it. - All of them have different purposes. - It's like sleep and energy. - And what social do?

- Social doesn't like make you zone out so that you could go to like a social event. This is what Melissa told me. And then you can actually have conversations of people, you just feel good.

- You don't get paranoid. - No, and then there's a note from Christy who is the co-founder and president. And this, I mean, we're at the very top. It's just such an, I mean,

and everybody at the office is really excited about this. - Yeah. - You want, you want, you want, you want, you want, you want, you want to take that one. - You don't get to waste that one?

- They have a sense of humor. They did send me this Conan's guide to his first edible. Did you see this? - What?

- Yeah. - He looks a little bit religious pamphlet. - Yeah. (laughing) - Psych, you know.

So you want a masterpiece. - Well, and then, it's a book that I got at the library. - That scene has your face on it. They actually put your face on it.

- Look, the tin has my face on it. This is the same face that used on the booklet so you want a masterpiece. (laughing) - To deter you for masturbating.

- Yeah. - This one is social. So social would do what for me. It would help me. - Well, I think she is.

- Did I try one? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Oh, no, it's half, it's two milligrams.

- So it's the most amount of edible I've ever seen.

- This is an incredible haul.

“So how much of this are you going to keep yourself”

and how much are you going to share? Be honest. - I'm going to keep all of it. No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

I'm going to share it. Everybody's really excited. - Okay, you're going to share this with everyone. I do want to stress. This is not an ad.

- Right. - We're not getting paid anything. This happened organically. You are a terrible person, Sonna. (laughing)

And you went out of your way to mention this, this gummy. And got some. And then I started talking about it and now we're flooded with gummies. I still don't know what my personal journey is going to be.

- Okay. - I know I'm acting like it's a big deal, but I don't know. I want to be responsible. And I'm an old square.

Let's face it. But I do thank Camino for being so generous and I know that everyone on our staff is going to be flying high. - I'm taking one of each.

- Are you really? - Yeah. - You know? - Now what's going to happen at your house? Do you take a journey together?

Is that what's going to happen? - She's a little bit more, she's just like God. You got to be the same. - You're acting like they're going to do like I lost. - No, no.

- It's not like peony. - It's not like you've been asking questions. You're going to lie in my mind, it is like Ayahuasca. And I see like, hey, it's time for some pineapple. Aboniero, journey we're going to take.

And then you're going to see a Native American chief. - Oh my god. - And he's going to lead you down a volcano. - And you're going to ride a dragon. - In my mind, I know.

I'm old school. - I'm an old school though. - It's just wrong. - Wait, did you like watch Reef for Madness once?

- And you were like, oh, I can never.

- No, I don't look. - A lot of this comes from my culture, a lot of it comes from my parents, the way I grew up. - Do you watch Reef for Madness or what? They're being a little lenient.

(both laughing) - I still, I have a couple of times when I really felt like taking a walk on the outside, I have, I have, I have water, a Coke. - Yeah, no, I have wandered around.

“- Some pretty dicey neighborhood and said Reef for?”

- Reef for anyone? - Reef for? - Did your parents have a conversation with you about it? - No. - Okay.

- My parents and I never spoke. (both laughing) There's a lot of kids. I think once they saw me in the hall and they were like, you know, how you doing there, bud?

- No, no, you never got eight sex or drug talk at all. - Of course not. - Of course not. - No, I just forget that. No one's talked about it.

I haven't talked about it with my brothers. I don't think any of us had sex. I don't know how these kids showed up. I didn't, I'm older, but I, I got to talk, but I didn't get like any usable information.

- Right. - I don't know, yeah. - Okay, I want to ask you guys something. Just looking at these, Camino has suggested social for me,

which yeah, I really need help with my social skills. Hello. (upbeat music) - But anyway, which one sound a,

I'll ask you first and you two, Gorgley.

That's, that's, which one of these uplifting bliss, I'm gonna take sleep out of the conversation 'cause that's a very specific, would you think would be balanced? Which is the one that I should be taking?

- This is when I can take till like Disneyland energy. - Oh, yeah, that makes me, that makes me go. - And what, when you say energy, you're just, you're up, you're up, you're up. - I'm just like smiling, I'm in a good place.

I wanna go on the Winnie the Poo Ride, that one's like, - That one, people, whoever worked at Disney. - Why are you getting some gifts again? You either shout into a mic or whisper, but either way, your voice has been recorded.

- Well, but, it's just like a assessment of my performance. I don't like it.

“I think that there's, who didn't work at Disney.”

(laughing) - Yeah? - They must have done so much as... - The Imagineers. - Yeah, not even this, like I said.

- 'Cause some of those rides don't make money. - Remember, Journey into Inner Space, what used to be their before-star tours? - No. - Oh, boy, do I.

- Drugstrap. - What are you talking about? - What do you mean? - No! (laughing)

- Here is your sponsor by Mom's son, don't you? - What's in your list? - No! - And you go into like molecules and it's all a drug trip with this projected bouncing

in the morning. - Hey, we don't know if it's to come in here, but we don't need any of this. We can go to Disneyland. - Yeah, we can.

- And have the same experience. - Yeah. - Oh, but it's better. - Yeah, better when you're on this, and that Disneyland. - Have you gone to Disneyland, huh?

- Yes, yes. - She's talked about it all over the world. - I don't know. - I don't know. - I mean, look at her when she's on the podcast

and we're recording it. - Okay, I had a whole thing, right? I tried to smuggle in a whole thing of edibles

I didn't even try to hide it. They're like, you can't do that.

“- You should have made a wheelchair out of gummies.”

I said, like, I spraying my ankle. And I, so I can't walk today, but I heard the mechanics. - And it's like, well, well, well, well, when you turn the wheels 'cause it's just, and it's saggy and in the sun, it's starting to melt.

- I think she should have like, excuse me, ma'am. Why are you chewing on what you're chewing on the footrest of your wheelchair? - Yeah, and I get to go to the front of every line. - Yeah, you get to the front of line

and your high is a kite. - Yeah, people who have actual disabilities won't be offended. - So social and then energy. - You're gonna be fine.

You're gonna be fine. - But you don't love that you're stacking it. - Like, like a dealer. - Can I tell you what?

- First of all, you're messing it up.

I'm doing this because I know people are gonna come in and I want them to be able to choose by type. - I think people should have to go to you and you tell them which one you get. - Do a personality course.

- Yes, I think you should, I don't think you should just lay them out on a table and people grab them. So now, I think you should sit there and people come up and you're like, huh, Ruthie.

- Yeah. - You don't need uplifting 'cause you're very uplifting already. - Mm-hmm. - I think you need recover. - And I should charge everybody. - Yeah, what do you, okay, what do you go?

- Make some money. - Try me which one I should take. - Okay, sleep we know, $50. - What? - $50. - I want him to pay me $50 for these free edibles

that I got. - Okay. - I think you really need to try chill.

“I definitely think you need to try the really low dosage one.”

I think, you know what, work your way up and then we'll get to like, pay ODE or IOSCA, maybe we'll work our way up to that. And you need to shaman, you need somebody if you get nervous.

- What is for weeks from now, I am wearing a full head dress. I'm just, you like, I'm just out of it. You don't even mean, I'm just a total stoner, I'm twirling, or you've had like a spiritual awakening and you have a third eye and you just have become

this like you said a shaman or with a head dress

or something, it'd be amazing.

- Yeah, or what if it actually helps you and chills you out a little bit? - What if I go to Burning Man at the end, they burn me? (laughing)

- Then we all win. (laughing) Like he's told, he sort of sticked like, let's burn 'em up and I'm like, whatever. - I don't know, have you ever gone to Burning Man?

- God, no. - I feel like you kind of would. - I don't think he would. You're the one that would go to Burning Man. - I would.

- Yeah, I have friends who've gone named on it. - Why are you doing this? - Who is this? - Who is this? - I don't know because, right in the world, yeah, I thought, I don't know if you ever burned them,

you know, I guess, I don't know if you ever burned them, I don't know if you ever burned them, I don't know if they have shakes, even though. - Yeah, we know shakes. - I don't know, sometimes they get nervous

if the things that I'm saying are allowed to be said.

“- I think I'd go to, is it 'cause of like,”

the building stuff and everything? - What? - Yeah, that's where all engineers gather. - All there is, like you seem to hear the hammer, go to Burning Man.

- Everyone has a misunderstanding. I don't know anything and I know that that's not what, Burning Man is like engineering projects. - But you also, you create communities and I think you would be like the guy

who had all the random stuff, no meals thought of. - Coachella, Burning Man, and nothing against either of these, but any place where thousands of people go on one road to get there and out gives me so much anxiety

'cause all I can think of is like Mad Max Fury, right? - But you know what, in the second Mad Max movie, you know that weird gyrocopter, that that guy has, I would go to Burning Man if I had access to one of those. - And the same goofy leather helmet that he wore.

And when things started to go south, I could go like, "See you later gang!" (crying) - And I go up in the air. - That's pretty good, yeah.

- I'll get you one of those, okay. - I'll go with you. - Just can't be that expensive. - Too close, guys, if Burning Man is right here. - So you think I should do energy or chill?

- No, you think I should do chill? - I need to do the one with your face on it. - Yeah, but I don't know why I've entered, no energy is the last one, I think you can use it. - I don't know, I think you need chill.

Here, take that one. - Okay, no shade to Camino, but when I bought Marijuana, sometimes it's named after different things. - Marijuana. - We're not gonna do it, we're not gonna do it.

- No, we're not gonna do it, we're not gonna do it. - When I bought weed, like I bought a cool John Wick weed, and I bought a white walker from Game of Thrones weed. I mean, they could up with a name case. - That's just the name.

- That's the name of it, but it makes, you know, I'm like, "Oh, I want to get some John Wick." This is all energy, you know what?

- Can I say that we've never gotten any free shit

from those people. - Yeah. - And Camino has sent us all this free stuff. - I like how this stuff is categorized too, because we haven't talked about it a lot,

but I did a fair amount of weed in my 30s, but then Paranoia hit me. - Yeah. - And so now I'm curious if social will work for me because if it doesn't, yeah.

- I'm gonna say this. - Weeked and baked? - I'm on the record of saying I really haven't tried gummies, and I've never done any drugs in my life, but I think Camino was killing it.

- Yeah. - And you're doing an amazing job. - What a great sentiment. (laughing) - I don't use these products, I don't use this product.

I'm not qualified to talk about it, but God bless you, Camino, I think you're doing an amazing job. - Agreed. - And they were nice to my people.

- I can't say that, they were nice to my squad.

- I'm just gonna say, I think this is part

three of the edible saga and Conan has yet

“to have an edible, I think we should see how many episodes”

we can do in the saga we're Conan still. - Well, I find it calm about him doing it. - You know, I could just do it. - No drugs. - It's a movie, it's got a strong will they won't they element?

- Or series, and if they go to bed, it's over. - Remember lost, they prolonged it too long before you know. - I'm not gonna be lost, but I am, I'm not gonna do that. But it's gonna be a breaking bad ending where everyone's

like they nailed it, they've stuck the landing. So, all I'm asking is it for people stick with us for a couple more years? (laughing) - Well, these Camino gummies, molder and petrified

in my nightstand and by the way, I'm gonna get burgled so fast. Everyone's gonna break in and go right to my nightstand. And take my Camino, but no, I'm going to, yeah,

“we will see at one point this will resolve.”

- And I will, I don't think it will.

I'm gonna say it, you'll never do it.

- Yeah, you don't want people to keep us into the podcast. - No, I want them too, but I feel like you'll just never do. I don't think you can break that programming. I think you're just too nervous. I don't think you'll do it.

- There's no way we'd all come in about an hour before we record. Take a standard dose and then record an episode. - No. - I would do it.

- I would. - I just want to make sure that we're being responsible, that kids listening know that this isn't something. - As a nerd, I want a jock bummer you so bad. I just want to, like, I want to wet will you in?

- I want to wet you, I want to shove you in a locker. - You do that.

“- And just go, and then I want to go win a football game.”

- Yeah. - I don't know how that's gonna happen, but I want you. - I'm like a true aggro job. I'll wet will you. Ooh, I can't wait to give you the old purple Nerpel.

And then go, hit the grid iron. - That's my point, you're making my point. - I know. - Do you really think you'll do, I'm being a, this is a serious question.

- I, I think I will. - I don't think you will. - I'm only saying it to create this incredible tension. I'm gonna do one tonight. - But you know, it's okay if you're not,

if you're not that guy, we'll find out. - We'll find out. - It's okay. - We'll find out. - What if it changes him and then that changes the whole,

and then he decides to just move to Bali and not do the podcasting where we beat, that we've screwed ourselves. - No halfway.

- We don't, well I'm just saying that you'll never work again.

(laughing) - That's my best. - That's my ambition. - You will never, I want people to keep listening 'cause there's going to be another installment.

And I think you're all going to be, there's going to be a number four. - Oh my god, we're going to be fascinated by what happens. - And it's coming. - As all the staying power of the fast and five

- You're the vindies, all of this franchise. - I'm just saying, yeah. - I got my crew and you know what? Family is everything to me. All right, stay tuned.

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