Tonight's broadcast concerns repeated calls regarding O'Collo estates.
There is no O'Collo estates.
“Postal records show no such development,”
zoning maps list the area as undeveloped land since 1983,
consensus data records zero residence.
And yet, callers keep insisting they live there.
“At first, we assumed it was a spreading joke among our listeners,”
but when pressed, callers provided addresses.
They described neighbors. They mentioned street lights turning on at dusk lights that do not appear on any electrical grid we've been able to verify. Drone photographs from just days ago show an empty lot. Today, a traffic helicopter was diverted to observe,
footage from which taken 30 minutes ago, show houses. Lights are on, cars are parked. No movement has been observed. Emergency cruise attempting entry report that roads leading into the neighborhood gradually lose signage, pavement markings, then asphalt entirely,
until turning around feels necessary, though unexplained. If you believe you reside in O'Collo estates, please call us.
“If you remember visiting someone there, please do not return.”
And if you are there now, this message was not meant to reach you.
