Giggling about bodyguards, breakdancing, and Italian bread

[SPEAKING SPANISH] [SPEAKING SPANISH] [SPEAKING SPANISH] He can't be managed. [SPEAKING SPANISH]

I mean, the day just got away from me.

Hello, my gaggle of Googler's page is still in Italia. I literally just got home from the business film festival. [SPEAKING SPANISH] I had a bodyguard tonight. You love having a bodyguard?

Yeah, I loved it. [SPEAKING SPANISH] I'm normally a bodyguard. I said, George, you know. Come on, we're walking.

[SPEAKING SPANISH] Well, our money really had a bodyguard. And then they just like sent him with me. But at one point, he was like, sorry. Like, my English isn't that good.

And I was like, it's actually so good. It's better than my Italian.

“And he was like, what other languages do you speak?”

I said, I don't know. I'm American. Oh, your hands are so pale.

I always feel like I dream in Spanish.

And I sing in French, was he hot? Here's the thing. George, you know, it was a good looking man, yes. But here's the thing about Italy. I just like, it's actually infuriating, specifically Venice.

All the men are so good looking. And I'm like, how did we have rat boy summer? You know? Like, when there's these-- like, my favorite guide, my Michelle Marone.

They look like that. He's a dime. It doesn't here. A dime of freaking dozen. OK.

I'm like, what's aware of all the hot people in America? Specifically the men.

“I haven't seen a hot male actor other than maybe the love story”

guy recently.

There's something in the bread, maybe.

It's got to be the gluten. It really has to be. People need gluten. It's actually infuriating. I looked at one guy.

I was like, OK. So your job is to drive boats around like, no, come to America. You could be-- You could drive every girl around. You could be anything.

You could be anything you wanted. You love having a man just like paddle you around. That's where you should be. Well, you want to know what? Every time stairs were presented to me,

Georgia would put his arm out. And I was like, yeah. OK, Ariana Grande. This is what I need. Georgia, you take my arm.

He's holding you and you put your head back. Just like at the end of Romeo, Julia. It's like, what if you carried me on to the boat? [LAUGHTER] Hold me close.

Whenever I have a bodyguard, which is very rare, because I look like a bodyguard myself, we start chatting. Yeah. They don't need to be there. Like, I'm not--

No, I was like, no one knows who I am in Italy. I was like, this is going to be the easiest job we've ever had, buddy. It all slime like, look, they get glurs. Chillus fuck.

Look, sometimes they get drunk, they get a little loud. Yeah, I'm loud. We can handle that. I'm like, well, they outsmart you, yes. But that's funny for me to watch.

Speaking about smarting, good segue. Watch the Love Island reunion. Well, I had it on in the background and I was on my phone. I'm not a scholar.

My college is done. Someone disagree. My college, they said, we're out. OK, I hate to sound like a boomer. But Gen Z is really-- they have to stop.

They were on their talking and like, saying their points. But every saying, like, common saying, they were getting wrong, which one girl goes, OK, well, if the shoe was on the other hand-- Obsessed, obsessed.

See, that's a thing. My job in this podcast is to defend Gen Z and make their existence known, because I love you all. And one thing about me can't get a saying, right, for life.

“Another girl goes, and if you want to die on that bed,”

then that's your prerogative. I looked-- I literally looked up from my phone.

That's a beautiful thing about language and Americans. Yeah, we can't speak other languages, but we also will make up our own. I was like, I couldn't do it.

“Honestly, I didn't really even finish it”

because they started the girl and started to really fight with each other. And I was like, guys, all these men's suck, I can't believe you guys are even fighting with each other. Every single one of your partners is a loser.

I heard that one of the girls people

liked in the first edit, but then the reunion happened

and everyone was like, wait, we don't fuck with her. Which is so unfortunate, because you almost got away with the game of reality, TV, baby. We, Kenan Thompson, we, Kenan, wait, wait, you got, wait. What's the show that it was all that?

But like, what's the show we had with Kenan and Gal? Yeah, like, who's Kenan, who's Gal in this group? You're-- I'm Kenan. Yeah, you're definitely Kenan. I'm definitely Gal.

Because Gal was like sassy, or I feel like-- Gal was an idiot. We, so tell them what happened. We, like, here on Amy Polar's podcast, she asks Kenan, like, what is making you laugh right now.

And he said he loves watching, like, his friends succeed and his friends work. And he thanked Amy Polar for putting on page and Hannah. He said it's by name. He didn't say, like, giggly, squat.

He said page and Hannah. It was crazy, didn't say Hannah and page, but, yes, he said page and Hannah. And you know what's funny? He named dropped us.

No, no, no, no, he said our name so casually, like, as if he's, like, you know, a little page and Hannah. Yeah, I saw them last week.

And the funny thing is that, like, we've never met him.

I've never met him, but you want to know what? At last culture, he's just two years ago, he was sitting in the front row. And I got up to win Cool Girl Award. And him, and I've locked eyes at one point.

Oh, and I felt-- Cool way back with Kenan.

“I said, I think, Kenan is just locked eyes.”

You're long-lost friends with Kenan. Because my thing is just speaking broadly, too, about the comedy community. It is still a boys club. No matter how successful you are as a woman,

a bunch of boys will come together and still talk shit about your comedy. And then anything you post online, all the men who love good, good are going to comment about how you suck and how all you do is talk about sex.

And then when a guy posts a sex video,

people were like, this was an incredible bid.

And I love how we follow up. So for Kenan to be a male comic, who's also on SNL, which is considered gold standard and pretty prestigious, not to mention he's been on TV for 300 years and he's only 28.

Yeah, he's been on TV for like three decades. I don't think he even knows. And maybe he does just like how beautiful that is for him to do for women and arts and women instead. Like because it takes one man to just say something nice

about a woman and it makes everything more beautiful.

“Well because men are inherently followers”

where women are leader, no, seriously. Yeah. Men love taking orders from other men, men love being on sports teams, where they're listening to another man

and then they hug other men, like they love following. We like leading. So yeah, it takes one man to be like, actually, I think those girls are okay. And then all of a sudden all the other men are like,

oh, okay. And but one thing I wanted to say though is you don't like name dropping is such a thing, but you don't know when you're being named dropped. I feel it in my bones.

You ever just have a twitch mil the night. You're like, oh, yeah, actually I actually know that there's some motherfuckers out there name dropping me that would make me vomit. Do you ever see a photo of like people hanging out on Instagram

and you're like, I know they talked about me. It's every day in my life. You're like, I know that I took about least 30 minutes at this time. This hang was 30 minutes and the PowerPoint was me.

That's when my ears rang. I go, what one of you fucking bitches? Why don't you text me? But you know what I would argue. And this keen and thing made me realize that.

Sometimes I'll get in my head because you think people hate you or they're talking bad about you, like, you know, you're wake up because everyone mad at me. But what if you shifted that perspective mental health moment of the week?

And you said, what if there's people I don't even know who are talking good about me right now? That's nice. Isn't that nice? And I'd clean in in that room.

He was, and there was, you guys, we didn't bribe him. We've literally like page made accidental eye contact. Yeah, that's just, I heard also like, because I know people who know him. But he is like the greatest ever.

He seems like a literal angel. He really, I loved all that when I was little,

Like, I always was so excited for Pierre S. Cargo.

Like I always thought that was the funniest kit of the whole show. So shout out to Keenan. We love you so much. Yeah, that was really nice.

Also adding one more thing about women because I feel like we talk about women at all in the pod. You mean, all we do is talk about women. I was being your question. Clarius Steinem died.

I was going to say, Gloria Steinem has passed away when the most incredible feminist of our time. Yeah. Hopefully, she's having a drink with Dolly right now. Sorry, my lips look so good right now.

I'm literally talking about, sorry. I caught a glimpse of my third wave feminism right now. And they'd also agree that my lip liner is superb. They also would agree.

You do look really fucking good.

She had one quote that I thought was really interesting that I want to read to you right now.

“Sorry, I think you're in a college professor course on Zoom”

and you're like, don't want to listen. That's because the hammer off. And that's good. She said, I'm giving you two. I'm like, I'm going to need you to focus

for the next 10 seconds. OK, it's Gloria Steinem said, any woman who chooses to behave like a full human being should be warned that the armies of the status quo will treat her as something of a dirty joke.

That is really trail. I was just going to say, reminds me of my firing, which we barely speak about every episode of firing. My firing. And how I said, I want to do something else

and be something else and everyone really left at me. I actually can't wait for the Morgan Stewart pod to come out because I talked about you so much because what else do I have going on other than your my friend? And she didn't know that you got fired.

And so I told her, she was like, she was like, she was like, so then did you leave after? And you're like, that's another thing. I go, I stayed for four more season. I had to get more revenge for my girlfriend.

I did it for my friend. And I had worked to do. I saw it quote recently because this used to be my kryptonite when I was in my teens and twenties. If I wanted to break up with a guy, I would be like,

okay, but the next girl he dates, like he's going to treat her so much better. And my mom would get so mad at me because she'd be like, okay, that's like not a thing. Like no, he's not this guy's a loser.

And so I keep seeing on TikTok, people being like, so what if he treats the next girl well, what if your next guy buys you a yacht and names it after you? It's so true.

Like you can't worry about like when you want to break up

“with someone you have to remind yourself,”

you know them, you know who they are. And if you don't want to be with them, you have to go. That's why I hate having a dream about an X. You've ever dreamed about an X and it like puts them in such a good light and then you wake up

and you're like, no, I couldn't get food to go down when I was around here. I haven't dreamt about an X in a really long talk. Oh, another thing they kept doing on my violin instead of saying take in they kept saying token

and that really pissed me off. - That's where we're gonna have to put the play down. - The literacy crisis was really, it's not good. - Token, we love a one's person set it and everyone was like, oh, I love that word.

I'm gonna keep using it. No, I can't, I couldn't take it anymore. - Did you know as you can rearrange your grid on Instagram? - Yes, but that's way too much admin for me. Like I don't want that many options.

Are you really happy about it? Have you scheduled an organizing day? - No, I haven't stopped. The minute I post something new and it has a new color and I go,

well, what if we brought this picture from the archives? It's actually taking over my whole life. - No, that's my word. I'm not touching it.

You know, I don't delve into a grid aesthetic. - And it's so easy to switch them around.

“- Well, what do you think about Instagram changing their font?”

- I don't really care about that because there was a day where like we had a home button and then one day we just didn't, things change. - Well, look at you. You used to be very bad with change

and now you're just this water sign just flowing through the world. - Now I'm like, get it out. I don't care. I actually Josephine,

me and Josephine had such a lovely time together. Josephine said, she was like, do you ever feel like if you do something wrong, do you ever feel like you're back in middle school and you're like getting in trouble?

Which I used to feel like that all the time.

Like I never wanted people to be mad at me

'cause I'd be like, oh my god, mine trouble. - Soon. - And I was like, it wasn't until my thirties that I had to like reiterate in my brain. - You're not in charge.

No one is in charge of,

Like you can't fire me.

You can't, what are you gonna do call my dad?

Like, okay, and so I literally set to her. I was like, Josephine, there's no one on this planet that can yell at you. But me. - Oh, well, that's the thing.

And this one group did like a video about it. How we were talking about how our assistants are just so much more than assistants. - Yeah.

“- Assistance are real and it's a very important job.”

But like, our girls, 'cause they've been with us for so long, like Josephine's more than an assistant, Grace is the CEO. And when people see Grace in it, they're like, you're saying you're so thin,

I'm like, gone to that, how would you call her? - Would you call her? One day Josephine texted me and she was like, "Hey, do you mind if I change my title to this?" And I was like, yeah, I know.

- Oh, yeah, she was like, creative inspirational project manager, stylist. - I have to find what it is, because there was a millennial time where everyone was like, CEO of adventure.

- Creative operations, director for a page to sort about. And I was like, "Fuck you, Josephine." - But that is, she is. - Like, Josephine does all my creative, like, I think you should do this.

I think you should stand here. What if you word that? Like, she really is my Gen Z. - Can I just say something about Gregory Squad? And I'm not talking about Daphne.

Like, I feel like Daphne, it's still small, but you've like, you have a built-out company. - Yeah. - Giga Squad, you guys? - It's three people.

- When I tell you, it's me, page and grace. And Grace hasn't slept in his. Okay, and we will do grace to people. - Grace tried to take one vacation this summer. - One.

- She goes, "Guys, I haven't taken a vacation. This is my one vacation. Please leave me alone for this week." - And we said, "Oh, okay." What if something happens?

- No, Grace had a family emergency in which she was like, "Are you guys okay?" - She's like, "Hey, I'm gonna be off my phone "for a couple hours. "Make sure you stay alive."

We talked to people and they're like, "Okay, so who's your CEO, "who's your head of operations? "They start naming all these things and they're like, "well, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah." - Call Grace.

“- You're when they're like, "Can I speak to the manager?”

"I'm like, you're looking at her, okay." - Talk to me, talk to her, talk to her. But I honestly think the reason why Giga Squad hasn't evolved at all in a good way is because, (laughs)

- I think we've evolved. - Oh, what is in like, we've moved out. - It's 2020, I hope. We've evolved at a smidge. We have changes because I don't want to hire

some random person and teach them how to do what we do. We are, I think sometimes people try to build their businesses too fast, and this is not just in like creator. I think in general, and they hire but to people, they try to grow

and then you lose quality of her quantity. And that's our entrepreneur section of the week. - It's so exhausting getting to know someone. - Oh, I actually we can't do interviews.

That's why I've never done anything.

I don't want to meet someone. - I can't, I don't want to get to know any new people. - Well, thank you for, thank you. I think, hi, nicely, yeah. - 'Cause also Josephine knows like little tells about me

that no one else would know like you would pick up on it and grace would pick up on it and my mom. Like I can't retake that to someone. This we're going on six years. If you told me, I could get an app,

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I'm so happy that he spoke up, and he really cares about you and protects you. Oh my god, that is so nice. - And afterwards, he was like, "I really fuck what does because of how he spoke up about." And I'm like, "We were actually going to be with open." Whenever my mom says something diabolical to me,

I'm always thankful because I'm like, "If you don't tell me who's going to tell me."

Exactly. I want to, "Yes, men in my life."

“So, does calls my ass out, and I think that's so important.”

Anyhow, does it hurt my ego sometimes, yes? But is humility the most important thing in this world? Yeah, maybe. Maybe. I've been watching shit while you've been in Venice.

We've had very different experiences. While you're on the gondola, I've been on the sectional. Horizontal. Okay. Pastors' wife. Yeah.

One of the best documentaries I've seen in a while. Yeah, for sure. And I didn't see the last episode yet. But if there's a pastor involved, I'm watching. Mm-hmm.

Oh, sorry, I'm going to face time from Lois. Who, by the way, is blowing up on TikTok? Have you seen? No. We just told a story about like, stuff Lois has said,

and the Googlers found the video, and now, like, she's an icon. And Genie was like, I love the Googler's community. They're the nicest girls in the world. And I'm like, I know it's crazy. So anyway, pastors' wife, where do I begin?

Uh-huh. There is a certain culture. Like, it's like to date the quarterback. Like, to date the famous guy. Like, to date the guy who makes a lot of money.

There's a community where, like, dating the pastor means you're, like, you're that girl. Yeah. Like, being the pastor's wife, like, you walk in church, and you're like, oh, my god, paparazzi.

Like, mm-hmm. Like, the pastor's wife is an egg girl that everyone wants to be. In another world, you wear a pastor's wife. Oh, darling. To hold a leg.

It's like being the first late, what's it called? The first late, yeah, the first lady of the church. And some of these churches, it's like 50 people, and it's a made-up name. And some narcissistic guy, just yelling random thoughts

that he has, but that's their community, okay? But they're oddly all very sexual. Every single sermon that they were showing this guy was like, "Your man is going to want to fuck everything.

And it's your job to never say no to him.

And he's going to have demons and he's going to want to fuck." And I'm like, I'm just here on a Monday trying to learn about, and like, I don't know, every guy I've met after 37 can't really get it up anymore.

And what was crazy is, you know, what we always say,

like when you can't eat, when your hair starts falling out, like that, when you start having panic attacks, that's your body being like, "I want trust to your mind anymore 'cause it's clearly brainwashed. We're telling you, you need to go."

And this pastor's wife, by the way, she may be a sweet man in the beginning. Yeah, her first boyfriend was the sweet guy she met at church. Everything was great, and then she looked identical to the pastor's wife, except much younger.

Under age. And they started hooking up and they get married. And he's insane. No, he's one of the scariest people I've seen in a documentary, in a while.

“And I think what makes it even scarier is that”

he's like living like around town. Like he just lives as normal. Like nothing, there's no charges, there's nothing. He is one of the most dangerous men, because not only is he like stereotypically good-looking,

so people already are giving him the benefit of the doubt, but he also has charisma and power. And there's so many men you see like that in Hollywood, in comedy, and everyone fucking loves them, 'cause of what they're showing to the world,

when it realistically they're on. How do you say, in front, monsters, monsters? So she, I don't know the ending. It's really sad, the ending is very, it's one of those documentaries where you get to the end,

and you're like, and then what? And then what the fuck did everyone do about it? And it's like, we couldn't do anything. Also, there's sex addiction is like a real thing, and like, it's not like, oh, my boyfriend looks at porn.

Like, this guy had a real sex addiction problem. Yeah. Wait, what is up with like people being like, I feel like it's also even in like Gen Z, did you see that there's like, there was like a whole study about how Gen Z does not want to see sex scenes?

Wait, so when people kiss, they put their hands over their eyes, they're like, no, I will watch a movie just because I know there is a sex scene, and I want to see it. Millennials had a website where it would tell you when the boobs would come in every single movie.

It was like a website that said the word is CTIPS.

“I think it's really weird if you don't watch porn.”

I personally would never get upset if my man was watching porn.

If I was like, hey, can we have sex? And he said, no, I'd rather watch porn. That's a problem. That's a problem. But like, if he's away for the weekend and happened to watch porn and jerked off, jerking on his healthy.

My God. He's going, call me in 30 seconds when you're done. Like, I don't mean they're not sitting on there for two hours. No. Also, I would argue, you guys should too, listening at home. It's healthy. It's healthy. Understand your body. Also, watch some porn to understand like,

what are some movies below? You know what I'm just saying? Or like, I think it's really healthy to have a moment with yourself. I don't understand people like, I would never let my boyfriend watch porn. I'm like, I will say, I would say. There have, I don't want to watch a blonde porn.

I don't want to watch a blonde porn. Okay, I draw the fucking line somewhere. Yeah, that's about to say. That's divorce. There have been times where like, I've asked boyfriend, like, when are you watching it, though? Yeah, because that's fascinating.

Where am I in the house?

I've never seen a man jerk off, but you guys claim you do it all day long.

Hannah, why have I never walked in on a man jerking off? That is my, I would love that. I actually, I'm sorry, how are they so good at hiding that? You know what I think they're doing? I think they're doing it and take pull at home ladies because I think they're doing it in the shower.

Okay, I think they're doing it when they shower because it's easy clean. They, there's no clean up. Uh, smart. It's loud, like, no one's coming in. Yeah.

That's when I think they're doing it.

“Do I think they're laying in bed, lighting a candle, like having a night?”

No. Yeah, no. The way we're jerking off is different. I think that this pastor who was like making her have sex four times a day, I'd be like, hey, hey, do it yourself.

He made her get on testosterone. I feel like that alone should be illegal. I mean, that's fully illegal. Do you feel like there's like a real divide on TikTok right now with like men and women, like this documentary, the court case happening, the good, good commercial.

where people are very split and it's men and women.

There's a lot of tension. I thought my hand on the street videos was going to bring everyone together. But I guess it didn't work. Why, what were your hand on the street videos? When I was asking men about like tampons and pee,

I just thought we could like laugh and like understand each other and like learn from what happened. In a silly way. Yeah.

“And that's what I try to do when my stand-up shows like making fun of the men, but being like,”

and it's okay. It's okay to be stupid to be stupid. Also, recently, did you see Tom Brady like jumped off a yacht? But he was like, holding his nose. He like pinched his nose and everyone was like,

"Okay." We lose respect. When I do it, I'm protecting my nostrils. When he does it, I'm like take your Super Bowl rings and throw them in there too. There's no male celebrities right now that are like impressive to me.

I could name one male celebrity that like I genuinely love Jonathan Bailey. Okay, he's gay. Jonathan Bailey, number one, Nicole buyer was like, "Oh, these leading men nowadays, she's like soft. Whatever happened to Russell Crowe."

She's like, "We had Russell fucking grow." Now we have, wait, this is so bad. I mean, Stephanie, we're texting about this because Stephanie and I like when we were in high school would connect on like shows that we loved. And she was like massive one tree health and I loved Gilmar girls.

And like so we would like the guys in that show and so we were texting recently about the new Amazon show. And she was like, "Maybe it's just 'cause we're getting older." But like the guys are just like not that hot. And I was like Stephanie, I felt the same way. Like when we were in high school in middle school,

our leading men in TV shows, I feel like we're, you were like, "That guy's not in high school. He's so fucking hot." We'll also back then like, "Did they just cast more like actual men, like not like 21-year-olds?" 'Cause like, you're like Vigo Mortensen.

He's always been like 42.

Who? Vigo Mortensen. I'm just hot. Oh, kiss you. Okay, well, I'll send that to you.

You can have a fun night. Um, Jason Statham. I think they used to cast older.

“Yeah, 'cause I remember being like, that's a grown-ass man.”

Yeah, 'cause typically people that are playing high school kids are like 25. But even like, "Walking Phoenix." Like, Jeno Craig. Like, these are like hot men. Sorry, I'm looking at a list right now.

(laughs) - Okay, name a man. - Name a man. - Name a man. - Name a man. But like, Johnny's up. - He's back then. - He's back then.

- Yeah. - I mean, obviously. - He was like back then. That was like a just like a beautiful hot man. You know what it is now, days they don't,

they never looked maxing harder,

but they never been looked maxing weaker. - No, they've never been trying harder. - Or they're boredom. - Or they're boredom. - Don't get me started. - He just alba. - Don't get me started.

- Denzel? - These are men. - These are men. Denzel is a legitimate, he's gone to make a eye feel like,

“if something happened in Denzel was like, look, guys,”

actually I am God. I'd be like, yeah, kind of called that. - Colin Farrell, you and McGregor. - Yeah, like, there's no bad boys. Like, Colin Farrell was like a bet.

Like, I feel like he was like, like, bark wallberg. - He was a robot. - He was a Robert Downey dude. - Yeah, like, we're the drug problem. - But close as we have his berry kiyogen, and he was like, the internet was mean to me,

and he stopped posting. They're soft these days, the man. - Boo, go fast caught Zanesh vai. (speaking in foreign language) (laughing)

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I did watch, however, the ray gun documentary hits out did that cross your desk. - Now, what is it on Amazon? - It's out. - On Amazon?

- Oh, I'll watch that tonight.

- It's fucking incredible.

- Now, my two cents is first of all, you love her. - Look, she's quirky, she's quirky. Every time I watch, I was like, I thought it was myself dressed up in the outfit. I really look like weirdly lonely.

- You love someone that beats to their own drum. - I do, but I do have to say, maybe similar to me, she has a confidence to her that I was like, okay, the best part in joining it. I was like, is this what people think about me?

What do you think? - Well, is it that the worst feeling? When you see someone do something,

“you're like, I think people think I'm like that.”

Like, that is really the worst. Wait a second, but the best part of the documentary that no one knew about her, is she has the most adorable husband. I would argue, is a bit of an enabler

where he's like, he's Australian, I can't do a shine accent, but he's like, she's doing high art, like, she's incredible. Like, I was like, what it'd be insane if she made this, like Australian.

He's like, it's like, every second, he's like, she's amazing, but he was the original B-boy. And then she's just like an academic who fell in love with it. And she did it for a long time, but not full time.

And there was a legit qualification, and she did it, and she legitimately won it. But her style is like, it's weird, kind of style. And then she started, she was like, they're like, you're going to the Olympics,

and she's never been in a gym before.

She does never coach. She has like a year to prepare for it. And she just like doesn't know what to do.

“And she's at the Australian Olympic gym,”

just like standing there, with all these other, like, full time athletes. And what's crazy about her story is that she started getting like panic attacks, 'cause she like knew something bad was gonna happen,

'cause she felt like something was off. And she started to do a couple tournaments, and she was like scoring really badly. So it's not like this wasn't a surprise. Like she knew that she was not gonna do well.

- Okay. - And but what happened is it was the third round in the Olympics. So the first and second round, I guess, she did horribly, but like not, she didn't embarrass her whole country,

like with a viral meme. And she told her therapist, she was like, what's the worst back in a half in, like the whole country, the whole world. And she's like, that's not gonna happen.

So her husband was like, you gotta end down a band, you gotta do something crazy, pull out those random moves we practiced. And it was like, two, were flecked upon, like the culture of Australia.

She did like a swimming motion. Like they were like, even the sprinkler is apparently invented in Australia. There was like nuance to it, that is not important.

- That's the sprinkler was invented. So she gets off the last round. She lost all of them, 90. Oh, the press, the press people were like,

“hey, do you want to take a break or do you want to like go to press?”

And she's like, I'm on a dope a meme, let's go. Let's just like do the press. And so most like, by the way, there's like some videos going around. She's like, it's all good, whatever.

And she kept thinking it was gonna die down. And it just like, got stronger. But it started very fun. Like, started people being like, this is hilarious, this girl's hilarious,

this is funny. But then it started to take a dark turn where people started researching into it. Being like, that her husband was part of the, like qualifying committee, which apparently was actually false.

But it went around and everyone talked about it. Joe Rogan talked about it and they were like, she's a scam artist. So she's like, then shit started to get scary 'cause I was getting accused of like fraud.

Oh my god. - Oh my god. - The president's like, I'm not a part of the committee. Like, this is not a thing. But people just ran with it.

It's kind of like the cold play people. Like that lady came out and was like, we're both single. - Yeah, this is insane, like I'm separated. Like we're all separated.

- What I love about these documentaries is that it reminds you that people aren't just a hashtag. Like she's a human and she had to like disappear and like hide for a long time. And look, I don't think she's a particularly gifted

break dancing artist. - I'm just gonna be blunt. - Yeah, just be honest. They love her passion. - Even her parents were laughing at like,

they never thought she'd be an Olympian.

They never thought she'd be a dancer. - Mm-hmm. - Oh, she's not. I, at the end, she's, when I get chills. She's like in Taipei.

And she's like, I'm gonna dance for the first time since the Olympics.

and like with these like artistic kind of dancers.

And she's, and I was really just so impressed by her. I love seeing people who get like taking down and then are able to be like in spite of all that. I'm gonna do what I wanna do. Do I think she probably is other things

that she'd be really good at? Yes, and maybe she should explore them. However, like, she loves dancing. And I think she hopefully can be able to like, turn this into a positive.

- America loves to come back story.

“'Cause the truth is she didn't do anything wrong.”

- Right, like, I didn't realize that she, like, I didn't realize she went through the obstacles and won and then was sent to the Olympics. Like, okay, so where's the committee? That was like, yeah, you're good enough to go.

- I also think with these random sports,

they haven't figured that out.

So like, she was a victim of the system that wasn't prepared for like stuff like this to happen, which is for the talent to have such a wide range. - I didn't realize that you can just like, lobby to get new sports into the Olympics.

- Yeah, who are you calling? - Yeah, like, how do you even go about that? Like, who, who? Who says, okay, pickle balls now in the Olympics. - You're like, what qualifies it?

- And like, does every country have to agree? Like, is there a committee that they bring it to? And you have to like, plead your case on why you think this sport should be in the Olympics? And then does every country get to try out for it?

- Honestly, break dancing is cool. It isn't art, though, so it's like super subjective, but it's so cool. - I feel like any type of dancing is sport. Like, dancers are, oh my god,

“do you ever like come across the ballet dancers on TikTok?”

- Oh, that's cool. - Holy shit, those girls are working. Well, then I argue, should competitive cheer leaders be in the Olympics? But then, this is a bigger problem with the Olympics

as where sports park has, so I will talk about it. She's told she has to train for a year, but she doesn't have money. So she has to like, work during the day, her husband had to work two jobs for her to be able to like,

be in the gym enough, 'cause like there's no money behind it. - Right, it's just for endorsements. - For pride, for country pride. But you have one of the, the B girls like this. - For justice.

- Justice in world peace. - One of the B girls was like, my, I got really mad. When she did the sprinkler, I thought it was fucking disrespectful to what we do. And she like called her out.

She was like, how could the fuck could you do the sprinkler at the Olympics? And I heard, and Ray Gunn literally looks at her.

“I was like, do you know that it was invented in Australia?”

And I was doing it to like, bring, talk. - What's the word like, bring love to Australia? - This sounds like an SNL skit that Keenan wrote. - Bring out the dancing lobsters. - So, Julie, I've been on reality TV.

I've heard some of the most ridiculous arguments in my time. This is my more, the craziest thing I've ever heard. How dare you do the shopping cart at the Olympics? You're embarrassing us. But then she told the B girl, like, I wanted to do the B girl.

It's a breakdown, sir, girl. Sorry, you would know it's in with the breakdowns of community, which I am from watching the Netflix documentary. - Sorry, I, but also, then the B girl, you're like, say, B girl, one more time.

- Beat or beat. - B dash girl. - The letter B. - Ders? - So jealous, you're not a B girl.

- You're so, don't fucking lie on that. - It's really, that is actually a very cool name. - It's very cool. - I'm not thinking break dancing girl. - B girl, like, they have B boys.

- Not only. - And what I love about the B girls is it feels like stand-up, where it's just like male-dominated thing, and they be like, can girls even dance? Can girls even do power moves?

And then obviously the girls fucking dance. - Not us. - Not us. - Some girls, there are girls out there who can. - Not us.

- But the B girl at the end was like, I looked it up, and she was right. The sprinkler was created in Australia. I realized that it didn't fully understand, which she was trying to do.

So they tried to make it then, but she actually was kind of an artistic genius, but that didn't truly hit with me.

But the truth is she's fucking human,

and like Gloria Steinem said, "Women should be able to be human beings." How old is she? - I mean, good her third use. - Yeah, like think about how many things men just do,

and we do badly, and we just accept it. - Yeah, I don't know, like our whole all the systems.

they suck at it.

All of them, they're so bad.

“I also, I love someone you like get passionate about something.”

Like imagine being like, wow, breakdancing is cool. I'm gonna like become it. Like that's so cool of her. Can't you do that with standard comedy? And I did that with wearing dresses.

- Alphine. - Wait, I'm a Kendall Jenner tonight. - How did we wait so long to bring this up? - Well, we had important topics. - Did she say anything about me and Haley?

- We didn't talk about you guys. We had our own thing happening, and she was... - You bring me up in front of everyone except Kendall Jenner. - Cool.

- It's looking strategic. She had a side part, I had a side part. Is it Haley? - Haley, war not sister's war twins. She was lovely.

I mean, we were at an armani beauty event for Venice Film Festival, and we did like a little video

“together, and she was just like a normal ask girl.”

- She's tall, though, right? - She's, I felt like a hip squeak. - She's so beautiful, she's so tall, she's just so nice. It's so funny because like, I just feel like society is so her and Vitoria, you know, Leonardo DiCaprio's girlfriend,

she's famous model, she's like does all like the Dolce and Gabbana perfume ads. - Mm-hmm. - I feel like people are like, you would see these girls, and like the majority of society would be like,

I bet they're so mean, and then you meet them, and you're like, you might be one of the nicest people I've met. Like, she truly was so nice and down to earth. - Honestly, everyone I met this weekend was so lovely, like Nina Dobrev, so nice.

- We've never crossed paths with her,

and I feel like, well, now she's in her single era, so she's like socializing. - Well, she said that's me, she goes, we met. And I was like, we actually happened, and she was like, no, I feel like we've met,

and then she looked at me and she goes, we look like sisters.

“And I was like, I didn't want to say anything,”

but I also think that we resemble each other a little bit. She was like, no, we really did. And so she was really lovely too. I mean, Vampire Diaries was a big part of my life. - And she's shooting stuff right now,

where she had to go blonde or something? - She just filmed a movie, and I think it's set in like the 70s. She's talking about like the wardrobe. I don't know, she didn't say she had to go blonde,

but she just wrapped. She said like, we do that. - She's socialized a lot. - No, honey, I socialized. Honey, how many days do you need off now?

- Labor Day weekend is page disorder bow weekend. Okay, Kitty has no idea what she's in for. She's gonna be locked in the bedroom. - She's gonna work day with her feet. - Speaking of Kitty.

- Yeah, I love to. - I was scrolling Instagram, and I saw this guy who spray painted people's pets. And I was like, well, this is exactly what I need right now. - Spray paint, oh.

I got the eye piece of paper. I thought there was a man running about town, finding your pets on the street spray painting that I got that, it's got the illegal. (laughing)

- It'll be some type of crime painting on clothes. So I was like, hey, I have three cats. Well, there's more people to start with three. I said it's butter, daphne and boots, and I need you to make these for us.

Like, let me know how much and let's make it happen.

- And his name is Rex Rabbit, and he sent us the most amazing.

Did you see it or are you sleeping? - I think I saw it. People know that Grace has an adorable kitty named boots. Oh, you have it. I just saw it on Instagram.

Oh, I didn't know you own it. But I just thought he made. Wait, Hannah, we're so connected because a girl on TikTok made like a ceramic bowl that said Daphne's name on it.

- I'm so good. - And I need it. I need it. - Okay, I need to make. - Anything you make, we will contact you and buy it.

And upcharge us, okay. Wait, what are the chances that me and you did that in the same week? We got a stop, Hannah, we're doing weird stuff recently. We do something the other day

and I was like, Hannah, I did that too. What was it? - We had the same dream one night. Which is fucking crazy. - Wait, this is actually, I need a psychic to weigh in on this.

Hannah texted me the other day and she goes, "I have the craziest dream about your wedding." And I go, Hannah, I had a dream about my wedding last night. You weren't in my dream though. Like, I wasn't like, you weren't involved in my dream.

- I didn't like, wait, is it like reality TV

“where like you had your own storyline at the weddings?”

But I was from my storyline. - I think so. - Also, we're in the same realm in our sleep. Like, we both were in different timelines of the, like, it's not like, it's one thing if I'd neck to it.

- Always dream about your wedding.

But I haven't dream about your wedding, really? - And I just never dream. Like, I never remember my dream. - You know when it's like, it's the like, the movie of the night.

Like, sometimes you have like a lot of little dreams. - This was like the whole premiere was your wedding. So I woke up just like thinking about your wedding. - Mm-hmm. - That's crazy.

- No, that was weird. - Creepy and weird. - Creepy and weird. Someone let us know what that means. - Yeah, that's gotta be something.

Like, like, we should call Mr. Taylor. - Oh, Angel, yeah, I think we really need to. - Someone literally told me this not Angel and they were like, Angel said that I was depressed. And I was like, welcome to a meeting with Angel.

- Yeah, talk about someone who's not a yes person that we need to get on our team. Like, on our actual payroll. - Oh, you want someone to make it up to you? She's not telling, she's telling the like, it is.

You don't want, yes, but on your team, call Angel. Truly, I've been feeling really good though because I know I didn't clean my room, but I had like, a little bit of an episode. We're like, you know what?

Your computer just like isn't working, right? - Mm-hmm. - But like, you know what's your fault 'cause like, I have every single app. Like, you also probably have 800 tabs open. - 800 tabs on what, and I said, you know what?

I'm killing the whole family. And I'm not restoring the tabs. Oh, no, I just was like, whatever tabs these were, fucking important. I deleted all of them.

I felt like I took the best poop of my life. I felt free, I felt light, I felt open. I now feel like I can like do things I couldn't do before. I went to the gym this morning.

- Decluttering, decluttering, anything truly is like a mental health thing.

Like, I never have tabs open.

Like right now, my email is at 97 and I could, I could lose it. Like, I've never got let it go.

“- I've never got let it go. - You've never got let it go?”

- Yes. - Pidge. - I've never. - I've rarely let it get, the highest I let it get to. Like, and this is once in a blue moon is like 50. - Pidge, do you know my Gmail's up?

- No, I can't, I can't know. Do you wanna guess? - Yeah. - She's like sending it to me. - Well, you know what?

Because you'd probably don't delete any of your promotional emails. Oh, you have found sense. - And also like, I just move, like I just don't click on the ones I don't wanna click on.

- I'm, I respond immediately when I need to. - Yeah. - You respond faster than I do. - Okay, you're gonna die, not to brag. 72,800.

(laughing) - 72,000. - Let me get in there. Let me get in there, clean that thing up. - But like, I've responded to everything I need to.

Like, I know I'm not behind on anything. - Okay, so say you're in your email inbox and you get an email like, from Zara and they're like, "New in this week, you just keep it not open."

- You never, yeah, I just don't open it.

And if it's something that like I can't respond to right now, I'll put a star next to it. - Yeah. - And I put it immediately in my to-do list. I love a star.

“- Stars in my email are really important to me.”

- Also, I have a trillion apps on my phone. - That's the second thing we have to hit. 'Cause one thing about me if it's free, I love downloading an app. - Well, sometimes I'll get emails

and it's like your payments process. I'm like, "For what, though?" "For what app is that?" - And meditation apps and like, "We're in a new word every day."

- Yeah, apps, I've downloaded an app. - I mean, I mean, a $11 a month to a lot of bullshit. - Well, I don't think they're even our sponsor, but Rocket Money helps with, yeah.

They, no, seriously, they'll clean it up right? They'll clean it right up for you. - Shout out, Rocket Money, clean it out. And we need that for people in our lives sometimes. - And when do you flying home,

they get goods needs to know? - Tomorrow, I can't wait. - Okay, we can't do this long distance thing any longer to address to me out. - I'm so excited.

I miss my kitty so much. The kitty's been hanging out with the dog while I'm gone. - Okay, I'm there doing okay. - And I set up a fur bow in like one specific room because kitty always goes in there.

And I set up the fur bow, I get a little notification and it's kitty walking into the room and I'm like, she's so cute. - And I love that she gets an entrance. They're like, she's coming.

- She's like, kitty's walking in and so I'm watching, kitty walk in.

Kitty goes, finds her spot where she wants to lay,

“lays down the dog watches where she's like going.”

She's her lay down and then he lays in front of her, like to guard her. - She is a security guard. - Then she rolled over on her stomach. I go, you little slut, she loves him now.

- It's crazy to watch them like to get, I'm like, how is this my life? - She's so your cat though because she tested him for like eight months. Like she made his life a living hell for eight months.

- She warmed up to this dog. - Lastic. She's like, I still don't trust you. No, that is actually a part of my personality, that is bad.

I will test you at any moment. I love beating. I'm like, let's just see what he says. - Like sometimes you're bored, have a little fun. - No, sometimes you have to run experiments

in your own home. - Have a little whimsy. - Yeah, you have to see.

“You have to see like what could the possible outcome be?”

- Also, I hate teasing, but I think it's just fun. I still should the Googlers know.

We're always cooking up something.

And my favorite thing to do with the Googlers is to do something that they don't expect. Like, remember when we wrote a book and everyone thought of us a bit, they really, very funny. There's no possible way.

So we have stuff we're doing that will be coming out shortly

“that I think I'm so excited for the Googlers”

to be like, I never thought that they would do this.

- Wait, what are we talking about? (beep) (laughs) - This is like you project. Oh, please help lump me into this.

I'm just going along with it contractually. Okay, this has been a labor of love that you have been involved in. - Everyone been paid just let's me go. And she let's me have my fun.

And anyway, we have an amazing weekend.

You guys, we love you so much. And talk to you later, bye. (upbeat music)