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Hello, my guillotine gigglers. [LAUGHTER] I'm feeling for no reason. Quick Mormon update. [LAUGHTER] Apparently, the girls in the new Mormon show aren't all Mormon.
“So people were like, tell me that. And I was like, how is I supposed to know?”
It's called the new Mormon show. Yeah. Is this a new segment we have weekly? It's like updating the Mormon community. Our Mormon correspondents are in my DMs.
And then Macy from their Mormon show, D.N. Me. I was like, hi, girl. We have to play tennis.
So I'm in with all the tennis reality girls finally.
Because I was like, make friends with Macy, and I'm like, I'm 34. I don't know how to make friends. And I said hi, my love. Did you? Wait, did she play tennis?
She's like, really good at tennis, and her sister's really good at tennis. Oh, great, great, great, great. Because I get a lot of like, hey, son, so play tennis. And I'm like, okay, well, let's see. They played so funny.
Because my DMs are like, hey, I get you guys all the time too. We have such freedom. No, we have such different interactions with people. But I feel like page-coded girls are up in my DMs. Be like, keep me.
They're like page-bait that.
They're trying to lend a helping hand. Yeah, so I got both. They're empathic. Oh, God. I actually got a really funny DM from a Gickler.
Because sometimes they go, there should be like, this would be a funny bit. Like, you should talk about it. And they said, what do you do when a guy is talking dirty to you, dirty to you and bed? And you can't really hear what he said.
Yeah. But like, you can't say what? Yeah. Yeah, that's the worst thing. But like, you can't just go with it because you don't know what he said.
And you don't want to sign up for something you didn't sign up for.
What's the move? If he's like, you get the truth. I just said, mm-hmm. Honestly, because at that point, if I--
There's a knob, low and glass.
“Because really, like, what are they really going to do?”
That's like crazy. Like, they're such talk. Like, it's four minutes and 30 seconds out of your day. Like, what are they really going to throw at you that you haven't seen before? And like, I mean, I think we're all alluding to anal here.
We are, what are we two minutes into the episode and you've brought up anal? But you have time to be like, hey, I don't swing that way. You do, you do. You could be like, I was muffled in the pillow. I thought you said what rhymes with anal.
I don't know. But I got my-- my grown-eater-lang, honey. Tell me everything. So I'm like a couple. I got it at 9 a.m. this morning and it's four o'clock right now.
You look normal. I look normal, right? Yeah. It's crazy. I want to say I was read for maybe three hours.
I did. It's called RF, my grown-eater-lang. I went to a doctor. I went to doctor, um, marine, mop mood. Let me tell you something that I really appreciate in people.
I like when I meet someone and they are their profession. Like, when I'm at this woman, I looked at her and I go, yeah, you're-- You're touching my face. You go, you're-- God damn plastic surgeon.
Like, I-- and I hope that that. I'm also the type of person that, like, if I feel a compliment in my head, I have to say it.
“Like, so, like, walking down the street if I think you have a cool outfit,”
I'm saying it because I think that, like, builds up your aura points.
Like, say it.
You know, they don't keep a compliment in.
“So, like, whenever I see someone and they're just, like, so their profession.”
Like, sometimes Taylor will come to different things. We're doing, and I'm like, you look like a makeup artist right now. Like, 'cause you love Barbies different outfits. So, like, when this doctor walked in the room, first, when I walked into her office, I was like, yeah, this is where I'm getting freaking my grown-eater-lang done.
Okay, and then when she comes in the room, I was like, hell, yeah. Like, you're outfit, you're skin, everything about you, her ring stack. Like, I just felt good. Her ring stack, I love that. I love that.
I love that. So, her aesthetic. Yeah, just her whole aesthetic. I was so proud of her being a plastic surgeon. I'm just laughing, 'cause the group on place that I've been to,
you would call it the police. The police. Then literally insane. So anyway, so I got my grown-eater-lang done. You go in, they numb your whole face with a cream for, like, 30 minutes,
and I'm in your numb. Then the procedure takes maybe 15 minutes. It basically feels like they're stamping your skin. And, like, you feel it a little bit,
but here's what I'll say in terms of paint tolerance.
I actually think laser hair removal hurts. Do you think it hurts?
“It's definitely not comfortable, but it doesn't hurt compared to waxing.”
Okay, this hurts less than laser hair removal, and it's way quicker. They do, like, pass on your face three times, I would say. Does she recommend this over, like, all the laser facials that the girls are doing?
Different. It's different. Like, it gives you different results. Yeah, like, my grown-eater-lang, I feel, like, is for boost of collagen.
But we're 27. I know. Forever. But here's the other thing why I like to, like, when I'm laying in the chair, and she's talking to me,
like, we're talking about, like, girl stuff. Like, we're literally talking about if we wanted to get boobs jobs or not. She was selling you a boobs job. No, she was saying, like, reasons why.
She was, like, well, this is, like, reasons why some people don't want to get them, and this is reasons why I personally haven't gotten them, but, like, I do think about it. Like, it just sounds like- 'Cause your plastic surgeon at the end of the day is just a girl.
Well, I'm laying there, and I'm like, oh, everyone's just a girl. Everyone is just a girl, and we want to talk about girl things. Not to come for the men, only six minutes into the pod,
but, like, when there's a man who does, like, facial surgery, especially who's straight, I'm like, you can't tell if you got a haircut. How are you changing, like, the subtleties of someone's nose?
I don't think I've ever met a man with a nose job. They're out there, but not straight men,
“because, because, I think, of nose that looks kind of broken”
is, like, considered hot. Yeah, hot. Yeah, well, take us on. Yeah, well, take us on. Remember, like, two summers ago, the guy's got rat guy
summer, and I'm like, that was- That was hot. Oh, that's- You see, the headline, and you go, their PR companies fell out.
Great. Crazy. Like, they get dad-bots. They get rat guy's summer. It's like, what do we have?
Oh, one last gig alert message. She is woman of STEM of the week. She said that she finished giving her boyfriend a blowjob, and after he came, she went, woman in STEM, and he said, "What?"
And she goes, "Never mind."
I come in. I come in. I come in. I love that. Yeah.
Okay, so anyway. So I get the micro-needling done, and then they gave me products to use for like the next five days. Literally no downtime,
if I wanted to put makeup on tonight. I could. It's like a gentle face wash. Like, good moisturizer. Want to be?
What's the call? The person that does stuff for your face? Esthetician. Esthetician. What's the other one that pops pimples?
Termatologist. You want to be it so bad. You're pretending you are one right now, and you're loving it. You're like-
And then you get to use a light cleanser. I just love talking about my hobby. Okay, so you don't have a passion. If you had a passion. Yeah.
And do you want to know what? You have to go for three sessions. Six weeks in between. And then you don't have to go again for like a year, or like six months.
And I'm really excited to see this journey. I love how you went from Botox to this. And I really hope in seven months, you aren't on us weekly being like, "Don't get micro-needling."
Wait. Did you see Page Six wrote an article? And then Chloe Kardashian commented it. And I was like, "Oh my god." Would they write an article?
Look at Page Six wrote an article about how I said Chloe Kardashian's perfume was the best perfume I've ever smelled. And then Chloe commented it. And it was like, "Oh my god. This is like so nice or something."
And then I see the gigglers being like, "It's a... It's like the one time.
I like say I like something,
and I like messed it up." Page Six seems to get something else needs to happen on reality TV. Like, "Come on."
“Well, they also like to take things back.”
Surely when it's full of a... It's a bit. It's full of a bit. You can't just take half of a bit and post it somewhere. Again, this is my personal diary.
(laughs) Well, shout out to Chloe. We love you. No, and I...
I'm sure her perfumes are amazing.
She is a celebrity. Like, you know when you look at a celebrity and you're like... Like, clear dance. You look at a celebrity
and you're like, "There's something about you that I'm scared of." And I don't want to be on your bad side. When I look at Chloe Kardashian, there's something about her that I'm like,
"I bet your house smells so good." There's just something about her where I'm like, "I bet she smells so phenomenal." Well, I watched her... I rewatch her Netflix show
where they organize her house. Oh. Oh. And she's like... They basically were like,
"When I have enough to be here, because Chloe's already insanely organized,
“but we're going to organize her organized house.”
And when I'm bored and don't want to clean my own house, which is everyday, I'll watch organization shows. It's like my version of porn. It's like, "I can't do that, but let's watch people who can."
Or like, it's a gear version of like a motivational speaker. Yep.
And then I never start the business.
It's your Tony Robin. (laughs) Where has he been? I don't want to talk about him enough. Good.
Go to sleep. I feel like there was like a time... Yeah. Like in the early 2000s late 90s, where there was like a lot of male motivational speakers have.
Well, they still are now their podcasters. He has a podcast for sure. Yeah. That's true. I want to bring back the word "beloney."
Like when someone is like... It's like... It's a full of "beloney." It's "beloney." Someone says something "beloney."
That's "beloney." Do you remember in high school? Say "beloney again." (laughs) That my story is about "beloney."
(laughs) Spell it. B. A. No.
Okay, there's... No, B. A.
Even I would have said that.
“There's the Italian version and then the American version.”
"beloney." Because B. L. B. A. L. O. N. E. Y. American. But the Italian is B. O. L. O. G. N. A. "beloney."
I'm going to check that one. How did you spell your Italian version? B. O. L. O. E. No, you said A. A. You said A. No.
The American was B. A. No. None of them in no version ever. Is it B. A. Okay, how did you spell "beloney"?
Uh... B. O. L. It's B. A. What are you Googling? I didn't. I saw it. (laughs)
Well, we just had an alphabet face off. I'm Googling something. (laughs) Look, don't tell me to spell a shit because I actually am good at it. Why does it keep becoming a bull nays?
(laughs) Because you're hungry. (laughs) (laughs) Okay, you know what?
(laughs) Fuck you. I'm going to take an l on this one because... No, do you know why? My period. I don't wait.
I got my period. This morning. Oh, no, that's not a good sign. That means the gigglers have synced up and that's actually a Ponzi scheme.
Like, that's a real problem. Well, does yesterday said, "Are you PMSing?" And I said, "Okay, if this is me PMSing, just like questioning if we should go to the eat the same food tonight's in a row,
I must be a fucking angel. If this is so bad, me PMSing. And he's just laughing. And then the morning, I got my period. He's like, "I know."
And I was like, "So mad, he was right." I don't think you're meaner with your period. You just notice things better. Like, other things that would just go by when I'm PMSing, I'm like, "Why would you say
in that tone, though?" I'm more in tune with shit. Yeah. Like, I'm like feeling everything. I'm clocking.
I'm clocking every day. (laughs) I was like, "I think I'm just too nice when I'm not PMSing." I think PMSing is when, like,
like, the words have come out of my mouth where I'm like, "Yes, sorry, that was crazy." And I had my period and I apologize. You know what it is? It's that you can find a problem with everything
in this life. And three weeks out of the four, I don't. I choose the high road. But that one week, I'm PMSing. I'm like, "And that's wrong."
And that's wrong. And I'm annoyed. I'm like, "I'm not PMSing." And I'm like, "I'm not PMSing." And I'm like, "I'm not PMSing."
And I'm like, "I'm not PMSing." And I'm like, "I'm not PMSing." And I'm like, "I'm not PMSing." And I'm like, "I'm not PMSing." And I'm like, "I'm not PMSing."
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I'm like, "I'm not PMSing.
And I'm like, "I'm not PMSing."
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And I'm like, "I'm not PMSing." And I'm like, "I'm not PMSing." And I'm like, "I'm not PMSing." And I'm like, "I'm not PMSing." And I'm like, "I'm not PMSing."
And I'm like, "I'm not PMSing." And I'm like, "I'm not PMSing." And I'm like, "I'm not PMSing."
And I'm like, "I'm not PMSing."
And I'm like, "I'm not PMSing." And I'm like, "I'm not PMSing." And I'm like, "I'm not PMSing." And I'm like, "I'm not PMSing." And I'm like, "I'm not PMSing."
And I'm like, "I'm not PMSing." And I'm like, "I'm not PMSing." And I'm like, "I'm not PMSing."
“But this is the thing, when I would be there with you.”
I'd be like, "Is she spacing out?" Like, "How should I say anything?" I didn't realize that you're playing chess. Well, I'm out here playing checkers. And you're waiting for the confessional to give the tea.
You're writing notes in your head. One lineer. But Paige, how are you in a scenario? Watching something. And you just let it happen without speaking up.
I know a clip that you're talking about. And I remember that moment. And I speak up. I hate to break it to you. I was spacing out during that.
(laughing) She didn't want to know exactly what it was. I had just gotten my eyelashes done. And I hated them. Okay.
And they were poking. There was parts that were poking me in my eye. And so, I know through that entire conversation. I caught the tail end. Because I was--
(laughing) I was like, "I know for a fact that my eyelashes look ridiculous."
“People love cutting up clips of your reactions.”
It'd be like, "Page notes." And I'm like, "No, she was thinking about something." (laughing)
Look, I'm never going against good PR.
(laughing) And I'm not trying to expose you because sometimes it is what it is. Sometimes I will be knowing things. Sometimes you do sometimes a lot of times. Sometimes I do.
Sometimes I am a witch. Like, I do feel things. We film like a whole day and you wouldn't say a word. Yeah. If you weren't in the mood.
Yeah. But then, you'd have a day. I was like, "Oh, she came to work. She's wearing her Prada." (laughing)
Page was-- (laughing) When she put together an outfit, I knew someone was about to get yelled at. I was so scared.
(laughing) It's so scared. I had so many tells that no one ever picked up on. I was like, "I'm in full white honey. Someone's getting yelled at.
I have to look virtual. I have to look bright. No wonder liner.
“You're like, "I'm just a fresh young and jealous angel."”
I'm like, "Me, do something evil. I'm an angel." (laughing) I'm wearing white. I have a pebble I'm top on.
One day, there is a world where this podcast is just a summer house recap show. And what the day that happens, then it's gonna break. The day that happens is the day
my Medicare kicks in. (laughing) (laughing) It's time to run back the day. But like, one episode could take us like...
We'd never give up. We'd be dead before. That's where we're doing it at the end of our lives. Why do you think more people in their 90s don't do heroin and meth?
And do like crazy shit? What are you talking about? I guess they're all... That's CT rate in nursing homes is like rampad. People are dying from like a...
They're not dying. They're just like all getting infected because they're all... They're in this like incubus. That's the reality show I want to watch. Seeing who Gertrude is gonna fuck.
Can I tell you something crazy? One of my friends reached out to me like not too long ago who was like, "Hey, I have this like TV show idea. Like I want to run a bio." And so he's like running it by me.
And it's basically that. Like it's a nursing home, but it's like reality TV. And so I like put him in touch with like some people that like I feel like could talk to him whatever. And this one guy like calls me about it.
And he's like, "Hey, I've seen this show pitched before. People have tried to make it. Like I've seen pilots. I've even seen like for seasons of things. And he goes, "I'm gonna say something that's like really unfortunate."
And like this isn't coming for me. It's just like what happens in this specific genre.
I was like, "Okay.
He was like, "People don't want to watch old people on TV.
“Because one, they're like not as good looking”
as if you put a bunch of 20 year olds in a house." So people like fall off. He was like, "Also, like, not they're not doing anything. We're not tracking anything because they're so old. They are going to die."
Okay, well I have thoughts. And like people can watch someone like a love on the spectrum and not feel that way. But when it comes to like older people, where like they're maybe dying because of just old age,
people tend to find like the lack of empathy. Okay, but if you were like, "Oh my God." There's no much better drama than being like, "Where's Mildred?" And they're like, "Eat."
She's not kind of breakfast. And someone's like, "She owes me $20!" But like, as someone who is like, I love watching hot people on TV. It's like my favorite thing.
I think this guy's wrong because one, what's it called when they're in the water doing either exercises like jazzer size? Yeah, like a robex, water robex. Water robex, that gets crazy.
They always have different talents come in,
so like, you would just eat different talents. You would just eat different talents. You would just need it to be phenomenally casted. But Paige, it's going to be like below deck where who are the people working in the work in the nursing home.
“Well, I think that would actually be easier.”
So you're actually following the people who work for it, but then you get all the comedic timing of old people who don't give a fuck. I mean, my grandpa went on summer house and looked at the camera and said, "I hate the handstands."
Actually a good show for that would be like how they filmed the office. It almost would be like a fake documentary style of a nursing home. And it's cute where you come in
and it's a really community and be like, "Oh, it is having a busy evening. I'm going to be like, "Guys, sorry." By the way, this is what it's like to get on a zoom with us as a production company.
And like, 40 minutes later, they're like, "We actually do scripted." Today we are in a meeting. Look, so now we're in meetings and like, sometimes they're think tanks, they're brainstorms.
We're like, "What can we create? What's like, art the story of our lives?" And sometimes Hannah will throw out the most insane things. And she'll be like, "Yeah, and I set my friend
and everyone knows it's me." And it's the most insane thing you've ever heard and everyone just kind of looks at me like, "Damn, she was in a dark place about time." I go ahead this front once.
Who dated a really horrible guy and I would send her articles and I'm just like, "Oh my God, I'm like, "What's me?" Has anyone ever sent articles to their friend that are like scientific about like,
"What's going on?" Cormonally, when they meet a guy and like, what month they start getting annoyed with him and what month, like, you cannot trust yourself because you're just on like a crazy serotonin eye.
No, they don't. (laughs)
“That's what I'm gonna sit down with my daughter”
and be like the first four months don't count
because you guys are sniffing each other's, you know, armpits. You send me scientific data. Like, you send me like, "Doctor, Oshwaganda said."
(laughs) And Stephanie will send me like the most spiritual like psychedelic, like this is what your aura is saying right now. So I always get like,
"Sorry, I like to cite my sources." I get Eastern and Western matters. And we know where you go. We know where you go. And I'm like, "Guys, okay."
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And my mom's gonna be so mad at me. I'm crying. 10pm last night. I need a little snack. I need a little, I need a little bit.
A little bit? Like something. And it's not to the point where I'm ordering something. And like the thought of like getting up and cooking something. I'm just like who do I think I am.
But then I got a grilled cheese in my head and I was like whatever. It takes literally five minutes to make a grilled cheese. You're a chef. I'm a chef. I get up.
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No, she's crazy. She's Amy. Um, you dirty dog. I go to bed. Great.
I wake up this morning. I grab my dish from the nightside table. I'm bringing it downstairs. I'm about to make my hot water with lemon before I go to get my my green needleing.
I'm having it. I'm having the most page morning of page morning. I give kitty a kiss. I give her some food. We're having a time.
I walk in the kitchen. I'm like. It's a little warm. No. And I left the stove on the entire night.
Wait. Isn't that like how you die? Yeah. I could have blown up. No, but also from the CO2.
“Don't you have like, um, a thing to alarm to go off?”
If that. Oh, like carbon monoxide? Yeah. Carbonoxide poisoning. I don't know.
You're going to be going to sign effects of carbon monoxide. But is it carbon monoxide fire? So anyway, don't leave your oven on. It's really, really, really unsafe. This is why you don't cook.
Okay. Now I'm like to have to air out the whole. Yes. Open. But I feel like if you were going to die from carbon oxide, it would happen last night.
I feel like if it doesn't kill you, it makes you stronger. Like now you're like spider-man. Like you could probably like crawl walls now or something. You know, this woman who's like husband's trying to poison them, but they don't do enough.
So it's like their body just like absorbs it. Like I feel like I'm the type of woman that like a man would have to try and kill me. Like so many different times. It'd be like a funny movie. Like every time I just like weirdly get out of it.
“Or you'd be like, I think I think something.”
Suddenly I've had more energy I've ever had before. Right. Like they injected me and I'm like I was actually testosterone deficient. There was a documentary. She, where was it?
I think it was Argentina. I think it was Argentina. About this old lady. Who? Oh my god.
She started killing all her friends. Because she started her own Ponzi scheme. Oh, everything's coming together. What we've been talking about today.
And she basically got them to lend her money.
And then she started Ponzi scheme within her T club. Like her mother on group, basically. She got them all to lend her money. And then once they started saying like, hey, can I have my money back? She would poison them and kill them.
But they're like all like 80. So the first one dies and everyone's like. Yeah, 80 person died. And then two weeks later, another one of them dies because she like fell. And it was like RIP. And then a third one dies.
And if no one thinks of anything, but then finally they started to realize that every old person who died is old. She owes money to. And she was literally like putting little bits of stuff in their T and killing all her friends. Oh, my god. Yeah. But she still says it wasn't her because they don't actually have the evidence.
But they're like three old ladies who were in your coffee club. Eating biscuits with you. You owe them all 20 grand. And they're all dead. And she's like, this is recent or like, this is an older documentary.
This is like, it was 20 years ago when it happened. Oh, so she's dead.
“I think she might still be alive. I don't know.”
I don't like Google stuff after. And she was like 80, but I love how when women kill, they do it. They do it tastefully.
It's just always shocking when a woman does something.
But I hate that it gives the men like any. Well, you know what I would say, not all women. Not all women.
That all women.
Also was pissing me off.
“Is I watched Laney Wilson's documentary on Netflix?”
Yeah, I saw that.
She's so cute and she has a big ass. So I feel like we're like connect.
I sound like she's one of us. She's one of us. And she's like, how are you love L fanning? I've never, yeah, I did. I thought about L fannings, but I thought you just said that you love the fanning sisters. I do, but not, but I wasn't, I wasn't like sexualizing her.
But oh, because everyone says like L fanning has like their best body. I mean, she has an amazing body. I still check out her butt after this, thank you. I'll put them right to do lists. Look, am I a country girl?
Something, not really. But I appreciate a good music documentary. Yeah, you have right here. Yeah. Country music's crazy because it's one of those things that they're like,
It's for the boys. Yeah, they hate women in it. It's like how only men could be chefs, but women cook. And it's like, in country music, it's for the men. It's like standard comedy where it's like, it's for the men.
Like, I related to her because I felt like, women in country music are like females. Really like any women in any sports. I'm sure they have stories for days. Sorry for the day, but it's just so funny.
Who decided like, a genre of music was for men? The men.
But I've never like heard a woman sing and been like,
That would have been better if a man sang it. Right. Never. And then yeah, like all the pop girlies are like killing it. But then if there's like too much guitar,
you're like, no, that's a man, that's a man that sings at about beer. If you sing about beer, you got to be a man. There's also so many like subsets of country music.
“Well, that's why they were so mad about Beyonce.”
They were like, no, oh, yes, not country music. And she's from Houston. Right. So I just want to shout out all the women fighting for their voice in country music.
Also, when I think in country music, I think of the girls. I think I should not explain. I think a dolly part in. I don't think of, I've never thought. You know, something that did come across my desk.
That was actually like quite concerning. Wait, first did you see that Harry Styles into a crap. It's my being gaged. Yeah. I feel like the new celebrity thing is like,
after Sunday, it did not show her wedding. Everyone was like, wait, that's cool. So now everyone's trying to do everything on this on the download. Do you think? I think it's more fun to wonder.
Yeah, that was so pessimistic of you. But I don't know if they're not. Shit. I feel like they're just not sharing it because there's such a list of celebrities. And he's got to sell a tour honey.
Oh, true. I've also got on a weird TikTok algorithm of psychics, like telling me the vibes they get from couples. Have you ever gone on that? Yes, I love it.
And they're always like, this is this could be completely false.
And this is just based on what I think. And then I'm like, I'm a witch. I knew it. I think she's a Scorpio. I really feel like I could, I would connect with her.
Sometimes I see her in clips. And I'm like, that would be my friend. She's a Neppo baby that people don't touch it about because she's such a cool Neppo baby. Like her parents are so cool that they're like,
you should be in front of a camera. Yeah. Lenny Cravitz is somewhere like, say it. I dare you. That's what I want to watch.
That's celebrity. Lenny Cravitz and Shirley is Terron. Yeah, those are a list celebrities. We're losing the art of a list. And I don't, I that's sad to me.
We've lost club culture. I don't want to lose the art of like an a-lice. Because a-lice want podcasts and podcasts. There's want to be a-lice. No.
It's gone gray. Top guy. Gone gray. But then there was like a blind item. Weird rumor that was like Taylor Swift was mad.
That Zoey Cravitz was dating Harry Styles. But I forgot that Taylor Swift even dated Harry Styles. But also, I'm like, she's engaged. I doubt you would be mad. I have a good question.
Yeah. In terms of your friends and who they dated, is there an expiration date? Like, how long has it been?
“How long has to go by before you're cool with them dating an ex?”
You know Hannah? What a crazy question. Venominal question. And I truly think every situation is unique. Because there are men that I dated for years
that if my closest friend called me and said, hey, I'm going to hook up with him. I would not care. I would less than not care. Yeah.
I would be worried for her. And I'd give her all my concerns. But it also be like, I couldn't give a flying fuck. I've also dated nice guys that I'm like, I'm not the one for you.
But like, I really want you to meet someone. And I have some friends if you like to talk. Totally. And then it's like, I have a situation ship that like, we could have hooked up five times.
And if someone called me and said they were going out on a date, I would melt to the ground. I'd be like, I can't do that to me.
No, that's such a good point.
Because we're all just like energies like meeting each other, but there's certain people in your life that you're like, that's my man for her. Yeah. Like, there's definitely certain men that I'm like,
we never dated, but like, we dated.
You know we dated, and I know we dated, and we have like a weird, you know, but like, we never actually dated. Mm-hmm. Also, I think things get so changed so much
when you cross over into your 30s, because relationships go quicker. If you dated a guy and then your friends start dating him like a couple years later, then you do look at her funny like,
okay, the whole time where you like, I'm him like, were you even giving me good advice? Like, you start just like thinking about that? Yeah. I also feel like if you have a crush
on your close friends' man, that will hurt your relationship with her, 'cause you can't act normal. Right.
“And I also think that's why it's important”
to be in relationships like me and you, where we have such opposite taste and men, it's so funny. Anyone that I would go for, you would be like, that's adorable.
Yeah. Like, every now and then you'll dabble in my kind of man. Yeah. And I will be like, why the fuck did you do that? That's a horrible idea.
Well, because any guy that I've dated that I really liked, like, because there's some I've dated that I'm like, please. I hated you the whole time in that.
That says more people. I love you. Are close emotions. I'm like, that's my own trauma. But the guys that I've had
like the best relationships with are the men that love how girly I am. Oh, my God. That's why no man has ever been attracted to both of us, too.
But I'm just thinking of like, what relationships I would categorize is like those rewarding lessons. That was actually a good healthy relationship and wrong timing.
Or like, this was a bad relationship. Like, when I look back on my life of dating, you really can see the level of like either mental illness or the level of confidence.
And it's kind of crazy. Well, we've talked about this before, but I think C-Song is so real. Whatever happens in your last relationship, you search like, you overcompensate
for the opposite. And then you keep C-Song until you find that like, mental balance. Exactly. Exactly.
But it's also interesting as you get older, like, people get divorced. So like, that there's so many,
“I think you don't even have to be in a small town, though.”
'Cause LA in New York, I feel like that happens all the time. But I guess, no. LA is like a small town 'cause like, they're all fucking famous people
off fuck each other. So there's a lot of like, oh, he's now with her ex, husband. I'm nervous and scared, but excited for the T in like 10 years
when we get to the point where like everyone's gang divorced. It's gonna be crazy, but also empowering. Like when it's gonna be really empowering.
I love when girls divorce. I feel like it's so exciting. But then also like, there's a whole crop of divorce men who are pre-trained
and so tired from being yelled at and like had court order therapy that are like, coming out of that relationship better. Like, I have one girlfriend.
I have one girlfriend. And she's single and we'll like talk about dating or whatever. And she'll say, like, no, no, I'm second wife energy.
Like, I, and I just kind of love it. Like, 'cause she's like, I know what I want and what is gonna happen for me
and like my energy is second wife. And I'm pregnant with that and I'm waiting for that. And I'm like, okay. That's so good.
I actually just thought of something of why I feel like I've never, I've never doubled it with a friend.
“And I think it's 'cause I'm too competitive.”
No, not competitive, but prideful.
'Cause my thing is I never want to be
with a man who didn't choose me the first time. Yeah. And that is what you should remember. Like at the end of the day, he saw you and the friend
and picked the friend. You weren't, you weren't, you weren't chosen first. You weren't chosen first. Don't be chosen second.
And I think that's why even if I thought I was cute and you started hitting on my friend, I'd be like, not the one for me.
Move on. My competitiveness has gotten me in some pickles. Indeed. Yeah, 'cause you wanted to show off
in a way and then you're like, I feel myself. And like, you don't like me? That guy. Just wait on it.
Wait on it. And then I'm like, 'Ah, mom!' I said, 'I know why you didn't like me 'cause he's fucking crazy.'
Can you help me get at it? So I'm really, really quick. Hey, I'm locked up. No, it's so too easy. Too ever for drader.
In so many words,
I'm always calling my mom every day asking,
'Can you help me get out of something?' Like, that is the general vibe. I'm like, 'Can you help me with this?' It is, I do like, I don't want to annoy my husband
and my mom with too many scenarios. But then you know,
When you probably should have just called them in the beginning,
but you're like, 'I'll deal with it by myself.'
Sorry, I was just looking up because I couldn't think of what was the, what was the baloney company that was like, really? And it was Oscar Meyer.
I couldn't think of the name that you both. Oh, that was really annoying me. Because I'm pretty sure I have a memory of my childhood of me singing, of going on the Oscar Meyer Weener car.
If I wasn't Oscar Meyer Weener. That is what I choose. We want to be. And if I wasn't Oscar Meyer Weener, if I wanted to be in love with me,
I just, I was, it was annoying me. The entire. You singing a hot dog song? No one would have guessed.
That would happen on this pot. Everyone's mind is blown. Yeah. I need to call my mom after me because I don't know what this memory is.
I'm having a memory in why we're in a parking lot, and why was the Oscar Meyer Weener truck there,
“and why do I kind of remember wearing ballet flats?”
Manchmal, If you're just one, just one more. Or if you're a star, or if I'm standing in a standing stand,
or actually, the moment you're missing. Just one thing, the world with two new lives, with a smile, like you do.
As a family, two or just two. Flexible, safe,
and always with the good feeling
that someone is standing there. The story with a smile is completely different. I want to be the one who comes at the top and the app.
I have another question for you. Yeah. I love all animals. Like I know my cat person, but I also like dogs sometimes.
When I'm walking past the dog park, I'm walking up to the fence to look at the dogs and the dog park. But then recently, I started to be like,
am I fucking creepy? That I don't have a dog, and I'm just looking at other people's dogs. No. I would say if it was a playground,
yeah, dog park, no. But like when you're just watching other people's dogs, and like you feel weird, when you do it every day.
That is weird. Yeah, I live right by a dog park. And every time I have to, there's this little dash on. I'm Kevin who I love.
I want to steal Kevin. Actually, no. I don't think that's weird. I don't think that's weird. But like if you brought your dog park
and a couple keeps coming and like trying to get attention from your dog. But like get your own fucking dog.
“I think you'd be like trying to sex traffic me.”
Yeah. Um, did you see Billy Eilish said that you can't love and claim to love animals and then eat them?
Why are you trying to ruin my weekend? Because I was just wondering as an avid animal lover as year. Oh, you're a animal so much. Eat tofu bitch.
Oh, you love animals. Sorry, hey vegetable. So you said you couldn't be fake in the beginning of the pod. That you said you couldn't think it.
Huh? I love when you call me out. It makes me so happy. Um, no, she's right.
Because I, you think? She's right. And it's like, when I eat meat,
I have, I lie to myself. And I like eating meat. Like not like, I like when it's like a hot dog.
Like I can't look at it and be like, that's the head of a pig. Like I like to, I lie to myself. Like I'm eating beef jerky and I'm like,
this is just a little lollipop of protein. So if, when something looks too like, that's the leg of it. Yeah,
I can't. And look, I wish every animal would live. I wish every animal would live. I haven't thought about this.
So I don't have a form of PR statement. So us weekly. Shut up. Don't say anything. I just kind of feel like,
Peter's going to come for you. What are you going to say? I just kind of feel like I'm a human. And to survive for millions of years. Humans have eaten animals.
Mm-hmm. And there is no, if you do a no animal die for the rest of your life,
“I would assume that you have to supplement those vitamins”
with something else. Mm-hmm. And if not, I would assume that that could be really like detrimental to your health. Like,
Yeah. Well, it is like if you're iron deficient, I feel like eating a steak once in a while is good. But I also, It is a privilege to not be able to eat meat.
And like get all your nutrients, like to be able to be like, well, I go to air one. And I get the tofu salad,
whatever. Because if you're just eating chips every day, you're not going to make it. I'm not trying to alienate the vegetarians.
I can just say that I have never thought about being a vegetarian
for even a second. I just, I wish we could be more organized about it. Like, I would so be down if we were like every Monday,
no one eats meat. And it saves this many animals lives. Like, I'm more about like, how do we make it the least wasteful as possible?
We're not just like killing animals.
We don't need to kill. Okay. I can support that.
“The vegetarians have to be more organized”
because now it's like one-offs.
I don't know. Maybe they do have meetings with us? They need to have a PR strategy meeting for sure. Their PR is, it's all over the place.
They're here for you. It's a damn us. I mean, I can sense this, like a short statement of what is their thesis?
Like, what are they standing for? And it's giving like, how feminist everyone thinks, like,
every use of think feminist, we're just like, angry women who wear, um, cut off shirts.
You know what I mean? What a lumberjack's wear. What a minute. Overalls. You know,
one thing that really grinds my gears, is when people are like, she's a bad feminist. Like, I just feel like it's another thing for women
to be mad at women about. It's like, okay. Now she can't even be a girl. Good enough.
Well, you know what's someone's talking about on TikTok, which makes it real. That men are in the defensive. They just have to defend their power.
Where we have to be in the offensive. And when we're fighting each other as women, plus we're trying to take it's so complicated, because we're like, you're not even fighting the right way.
And we're men just have to protect. Yeah. You have to protect what they have. So us trying to gain is so much more complicated. And feminism PR is fucking horrible.
Yeah. Because yeah, they all think that we just like lumberjacks, and we hate men when we just want equal opportunity. And we hate men.
[laughter] Oh God.
“I'm just so mad that I didn't spell Bologna, right?”
[laughter] Wait. This is the thing though. Learning how to take a L will make you more successful in the long run.
And that's my mental health moment of the week. [laughter] Yeah, that's the time version that I gave. I gave you two versions both correct with the, like, in a sentence.
And you still were like, no. [laughter] I gave you the pronunciation. I'm just not so. [laughter]
You're trying to find water to do it. Well, B-A-L-O-N-E-Y is the common spelling for the pronunciation. Which pronunciation and the slang. You're not winning this argument.
I just mean look better every time you find it. You're proving my point. Honestly, I've said that in so many relationships. Hannah, oh my God.
I've never heard that back to myself.
Oh my God. I've never heard that back to myself. I've actually never said that line before. Was it good? Yes.
That hint. I'm so proud of myself. You're thinking about proving my point. I've actually heard you say that you're moving my point. I needed that.
Hannah's heard me fight through walls before. And that's actually my favorite war ever. Okay. It's all the same. Okay.
I played through walls. And at first, I was like, I shouldn't hear this. Then I realized, oh, I needed to be in on this. Then I saw a text here like, no, you're not crazy. That was valid.
[laughter] I literally watched him guys later. And I was like, no, no, no, no, no. Stay with your point. You were right.
Don't turn. Stay with your gut on this. That is every woman's dream to be in a fight with her man and have her friend on speed dial.
Basically, we were in a boxing ring.
You were my coach. I was coming back. Cut me. You were in point water in my mouth. Fixing up my cuts and being like,
get back in there at your point. That was the ultimate friendship. Because at first, I felt like it was like, listen to two people have sex. I was like, I feel wrong about this.
And then I was like, she needs me. Like, this is an opportunity. It's so funny. Because in the beginning, I was nervous. I was like, I can bear it.
So again, Hannah can probably hear this. And then 10 minutes into it. I was like, and I hope she's listening. Because I feel like that was a great line that she would appreciate.
Also, it was like best friend. Nothing feels better than like hearing your best friend. Stand up for herself. Yeah. You're like fuck yeah.
Yeah, I'm like go harder. Go harder actually. I think you want to jump in. I'm like tag me bitch. Tag me.
Anyway. Any help. I also have to apologize to the Academy for one last thing. I've been doing this thing back to my headphones. We're like, people are going to zoom.
And like you can't hear the person. And you're like, I can't hear you. And you get all frustrated. And you're like, they're clearly wrong. And then you realize the whole time that your thing wasn't plugged in.
“And then you have to pretend that you like clicked something crazy”
to make it work. Mm-hmm. I do that too often to people. I've done it to you. Yeah.
Raise your hand if you've been personally surprised on a zoom. By me being like, can't hear you. Fix your side. Yeah. Yeah.
I've been personally victimized on a zoom.
More than once in one day by you.
Like, we wire our zooms. So chaotic.
I feel like I've gotten on a zoom.
“And you've been like, no makeup should I got it.”
Okay. I wanted to choose separate meetings. Today, one in person, one not. And I literally was L Woods being like, I wasn't aware there wasn't a assignment.
Actually, I was unprepared for most of you being.
That just happened to me.
I wanted a meeting.
“And they go, did you send, did you get the slides?”
And I said, no, no, no, no. No, normalized being like, no, fuck. I didn't look at it. But then normalized being like, I didn't get the slides. Let's reschedule this. I'm not about to just do this meeting.
If I didn't have the proper information. I was seven times. More than today's episode, you don't have the proper information. Sometimes you were not. No, but I'm prepped.
No one prepped you properly.
“We, the L Woods scene went to go, did you read the book?”
And she's like, I actually was unaware that there was an assignment. That scene shaped my young adults hood. I wake up in the middle of the night sweating, thinking that I forgot there was some reading and all summer I didn't read.
And then I showed up on the first day to a British woman being like,
and she gets kicked out of class. I was like, David, I was so hurt in that moment for her. But also why didn't she have a computer? Like, everyone else had a computer that would feel like she did that outfits. Like how much can she do?
She put all her money in her vintage. She brought her moving to Harvard. Okay. Okay, we love you guys. Thank you for getting with us.
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