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And then take a look at your game. And then the camera guy I love watching other people perform. So the camera guy comes and he just looks at us and he goes, you guys somehow. And I look and you didn't hear him say this. He just asked me because I was on the corner.

And I look at him and I go, no. He walks away. It comes back. He goes, you guys are supposed to be somehow. And I go, yeah.

We'll see. We're sitting right behind us.

“So I go, I mean the people, I think they're going to be somehow.”

And he goes, no, you all are supposed to be somehow. Okay, I got fired. I looked at it. I got fired. He goes, hold on.

He goes, are you sure you're not somewhere else? I'm like, it's complicated. It's a whole thing. I'm just not aligning myself right now with them. I go, it's just not really my brand.

I know that I'm back on Bravo today. But overall, I just don't know. This guy was like, we're going live in three minutes. What the fuck are you talking about? And I was like, there was like a lot that went on.

That like, it's been like six years. Like, I'm not on somewhere else. You're like, it's actually super nuanced. And like, I could explain it to you. But like, I'm not sure we have the time.

I mean, some people know we're from somewhere else. And people know we're from somewhere else. And people know we're from somewhere else. And people know we're from somewhere else. I also do this like hand on the street.

Thanks sometimes on TikTok. People like, do you have a blue account? (laughing) I go honestly, I started doing sets at the stand. And like, I really started to find my comedic voice on stage.

Like, literally, it was so fucking... Like, because I was like, could knock on myself to be like, yeah, I'm on, so I'm part of somewhere else. And it felt like... The Trial to be like...

Good girl. Yeah, it's like, no. Like, I actually...

“I was like, go back to your team, explain the nuances.”

And let's not label people. I wrote, I wrote down Mandy Moore because... Oh my god, we walked by her. Um, she performed. And with Bowen and Matt.

And I just feel like, as a society, as a whole as a collective, especially as millennials. Mm-hmm. I feel like we're not putting enough...

...owness on Mandy Moore's career. And how much she impacted our lives.

Mandy Moore actually was the first pop star I knew of.

Like, before... Before Brittany and Christina, like, really came into my world, I was a Mandy Moore girl. Really?

Well, I feel like... No. This was a long time ago, so if I get this not fully correct, don't add me, but...

[laughter] No, it's really funny to think about, like... [laughter] Like, our mom's saying, like... ...genzy jargon in everyday life.

Like, imagine if you just heard the minority, like... ...and don't add me, but...

You think of an issue of sentence?

She actually does.

“'Cause she lost his degree squad so much.”

Literally, though, though. She was, like, I was so page-coded. [laughter] But, um... I feel like it was a timing thing,

where there were too many girls of similar fonts. Like, there were too many blondes. I'm just so real with you. They were, like, either go Bruno, or we don't have space for you here.

Like, they had... 'Cause they had Jessica Simpson. They had... They had Christina. And they had Brittany.

And Mandy Moore was, like, as good. Like, I loved Mandy Moore, but it seemed, like, the timing was wrong. She should have died her hair red. Name a red head pop star.

Vitamin C. We didn't have a red headed pop star. We still don't really have... ...we have trouble, Rome. But I haven't even seen her as, like, a pop star.

No. No. Also, our generation... We had... ...a ton of pop stars.

Like, the past 10, 15 years. Who were their pop stars? Are they Swift? Ariana. Ariana.

“Yeah, but Ariana wasn't doing towards, like,”

Brittany and Christina were doing. And Destiny's child were doing tours. You are so nostalgic. Wait, I'm charging my computer. You literally just want to talk about your childhood.

I just love... ...our era of pop stars in the girls. I did just post... ...eave the rapper EV. Yeah.

On my Instagram, I just love finding old songs. That was a fucking good. That was from 2001.

Besides 9/11, that was an amazing year.

Um... I love that you had no reaction to that. [laughter] And to start using 9/11, and I thought... That's just switched the topic.

[laughter] Wait, it's beginning of 9/11. Um... Did you see that's a nicks parade, like, downtown this... ...was downtown this morning?

Um... I hate to be... ...I don't want to be negative. I don't. I don't want my, like, initial thoughts on things to be negative.

I want to be a positive person. But when I saw the parade on TV, and I saw that it... I think one of the news reporters said, "There's 3 million people down here."

My first thought was, "Why in the fuck?" [laughter] Uh, we'll also, you know how I feel about parade. Yeah. Yeah.

I don't think they're... I don't think they're appropriate. But this is something these people are not like us. And I admire them so much to be like... ...they want to add a life experience to their life and have a core memory.

No one's got to be anywhere. On a Thursday. At 10 a.m. Come on. I was like...

And then I'm looking. I'm looking. And obviously the majority are men. And I'm like... Oh no.

Like, the loneliness epidemic... How will you guys survive? Also, the smoking of cigars is so funny to me. Like, imagine if like... The woman's town is player who won the U.S. Open's just smoking a cigar.

Yeah.

I've never been around a man smoking a cigar until Joe.

It's a culture. It's a culture. Yeah. It's a whole thing... It's a whole world that I had no idea about.

Men are spending their money on specific weird shit. Like, watches, cigars... I've also... I've never really been around someone that golfed as much as Joe golfs. How do you feel?

Because does this a golfer. I always say before you have a family. It's quite nice. Here's my thing with golf. And this is like so candid.

I almost like want to whisper. Just whisper. Just whisper. Just say it. Here's the thing.

I don't care when you're golfing. I don't care. I don't have kids. So I don't have to go as hard. So you do and go wherever you want to because I certainly will as well.

That's not where my problem lies. My problem lies is when you come home, I don't need to talk about it. I don't need to know how everyone else did. I don't need literally Joe texted me the other day. It was like I'm playing really bad.

I texted him back and I go, "Kim, there are people that are dying." I go, "I'm your sister's going to jail." I think I'm like, "Stop taking selfies of yourself. I don't care." So that's where...

“And I didn't realize that's what the girls were dealing with.”

I thought that they were like the majority mad. That they were leaving at times. I was like, "I planned something for a Saturday afternoon. I didn't realize the other part of it was that you have to talk about it." Well, sometimes they for fun, like, bet money.

And I know, like, doesn't as friends just for fun. We'll, like, put five bucks in or whatever. So come home, he'll be like, "Babe, I made $30 today." And I'm like, "I'm what?" Yeah.

So what from this? I feel like you, liking sports. If someone came home, I was like, "Great golf story today." You would be like, "Okay, I'll listen." The thing also with Des is he does wake up really early.

Like, he starts golfing at 7 a.m. So by the time he gets home at, like, 11,

I'm, like, excited to see him.

Okay. But some men will just, like, be gone the entire day. I just wonder, like, because I know the men aren't talking about anything interesting. So I'm like, "How are you guys not getting bored?" Also, I went to Chinacock, which is the practice for the US Open Men's.

“So what's so interesting about golfers as a sports podcast?”

You can't tell who the professional athletes are. Versus, like, the coaches, the managers, the agents walking around, because it was like a practice, because they all have the same body type. Like, you know what, like, the basketball team comes in. Everyone's like, "The basketball players."

No one knew who the golfers were. It was just a bunch of dudes with pants and colored shirts. And some of the agents were more fit than the golfers. And I was confused. Hanada, that is so funny.

I kept smiling at everyone and I was like, "Who's who?" So do golfers? Are they, like, not working out?

They don't have, like, they can have guts.

Because they kind of just need power? Yeah. And, like, they're not burning a whole lot of calories just swinging and then getting in a, but then some of them work out a lot, and then some of them get injured because they worked out too much.

Interesting. Like, they got too jacked. Yeah, they just have to really, like, hit it hard. Also, I don't care. I was like, "We've been talking about this week."

Also, I don't give a fuck about these guys. I also do think that if you wanted to, you'd be so good at golf because you have a wingspan of, like, If I wanted to, I could. But if you wanted to, you could.

Wait, one more thing about less cultureistas. Yeah. One more embarrassing thing's happened to me. Um, Instagram. Like, the day before, I see a message from Matt,

but when, and you, in a group chat. And Matt said something funny that made us laugh. And then I scroll up. And I realized, like, I missed all of it. So then I'm like, "Oh my god, I'm so sorry.

I missed, like, the previous conversation." Then I realized he had added me to an old conversation that you guys had had from when you won cool girl of the year, the previous year.

“So then I, and I'm like, honestly, like, I know them,”

but I don't know them enough to be, like, so stupid, over DMs. Yeah. So then I had to be, and I can't unsund it. Right.

Once on SNL, I have respect. And I'm not unwriting, I say. So then I'm like, over explaining what, then I'm like, I'm a fucking idiot. I'm so sorry.

I'll see you guys there and don't tell them. Don't tell the camera guy that I was so mad. [LAUGHTER] That guy's only job was to record me you and Sierra. And I was literally being like, you're in the wrong place, bro.

[LAUGHTER] Also at one point, Sierra took my scarf all the time. [INAUDIBLE] You let that out. [LAUGHTER]

And then started swinging it. [LAUGHTER] The scarf was actually dangerous at some point. It was. It was a health hazard at some point.

Yeah. My thing, when you came and told me that, like, oh, they added me to your original group chat. So I could see the previous messages.

“The first thing I thought was, what is any girl in high school doing?”

Could you imagine being in high school your DMing with your friend, you're talking shit about someone, then you guys get into a fight.

They add the third girl in.

She sees everything you guys have said. I'm like, no, I just say a lot of people know. Because when I scrolled up and it was literally mad, being like, thank you so much for coming. And I only responded.

And I was like, oh my god, how did I ignore that? And then it was just me being like, sorry, I didn't know what's going on. Yeah, that's a crazy feature. I didn't know they had that.

So Hannah Choms. Honestly, DMs are like, I don't even know what's going on with DMs. I still don't know if people can see if I read their DMs or not. My Instagram has a lot of bugs. So like, I don't really know what's going on.

I can't see any of my mentions. If I click a DM and then I click off of it, it's going forever. It's gone forever. So I've been like, I've tried to respond to people

and then it's gone. So whatever, who cares? I canceled my Botox appointment for next Friday Friday because my mom keeps sending me videos about how it goes right into your brain. She said you want to know me your brain. Wait, I'm upset. She's like there's

what are those like eating things that eat your brain and then and and and and and me but then I'm me but there's a me but talks and also do you know the difference between this sport Botox set of set of fill. The way I think about it is also like aliens. This is the way I think about it. You know a bandaid? Yeah. The brand is bandaid. Got it. That's not a bandaid. Botox is the brand but there's other ones

PR. I also could have just made that up but I'm pretty sure the top is. So no I actually don't know

the difference between Botox and the sport. I know that if you metabolize one or the other faster they give you the other one. Do you think your Botox has worn off yet? Not fully. From your lip. Um not fully. How did it affect your mental health? It affected my mental health in multiple ways because I waited so long to do it and then I felt like I went against myself because like I was when against your own gut because you felt peer pressured from your own self

and then I made it. Then like people would already like comment like oh my god she's gotten so much work done. So then after I got Botox they were like well I know for a fact she gets Botox. I'm like I haven't had you bitches wish I had a surgery on my face. You bitches wish I had a

“nose drop but so that like piss me off. I did post a photo. I think of when I was little and someone's”

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Okay. This first episode, I'm not going to spoil it,

and I will give you guys time until Monday to watch it, but then I'm spoiling it. Because we have to talk about what happens. Wait, there's more than one episode? No, there's one. What? Okay, yeah. It's like an hour and a half.

I don't want to give the ending away. Okay. Yeah, because this is a big one. This is the kind of thing where you're like, yeah, this is fucking crazy, and then it ends, and you're like, "Oh, okay!" Well, you're just like, it's starting, and you're like, "Okay, like, yeah, crazy."

And then you're like, "She's not going to." There's no way she's-- She's not crazy. Also, like, that part of me was like, "How did we go from A to Z?" Like, there was no reason for it to end the way it did.

Like, there's so many levels of crazy. And look, one thing about me, I hate calling a woman crazy. This woman is crazy.

“Well, here's why I think it's so scary when women do evil things.”

Because there's more, because there's so smart. So like, if you have a girl who legitimately hates your stinking guts, or wants to wish harm on you, that's one of the scariest things in the world, I'd pick a man over a girl who hates me.

Because I know your girl hates you, you literally are like,

"She could be 10 steps ahead." No, she-- I'm walking into what she wants me to do right now. Like, her nose. No, they're terrifying. Dude, I just saw a news article in that two girls--

I think it was like downtown. It was either downtown New York, or like, over-- in right in Jersey City. And it was like two girls got acid thrown on them. Yeah, just like walking down the street that it was like a targeted attack.

It was like a guy. It was two people on a moped. They don't know if it was girls or guys. Like, that is-- Can you stop scaring people?

Sorry, people are scaring people. Right, people are scaring people. Everyone be alert. You have to be alert.

Well, we've become Italian mom.

She's like, once a girl was just just like you walking down the street. Seriously? I know hitting her in the head. No, people can get so jealous of you that rather than trying to kill you,

they just want to destroy your life. It's very scary. One of you made me feel good about my enemies. Was I was getting those quotes?

“And how, like, your enemies believe in you more than you believe in yourself?”

Yeah. And I was kind of like, holy shit, you're my cheerleader. You're my everything. You're my doctor, you're my engineer. You're my Jane Lin-Brunson.

Yeah, but you have like normal enemies. I have enemies that are like, I'll find where you live. And I'll find where you're cousins.

Wait, I love how we're debating who has worse enemies.

Oh, what kiddie just jumped up. Oh, hi, kiddie. Um, I found out because I'm a Scorpio rising. Someone was like, hey, Scorpio rising. People are going to really fucking hate you.

Like groups of people are going to come together and be like, I don't fuck with her and they're not going to like you. And you either have to accept it and move on or your life's going to be living hell. And I was like, cool, cool, cool.

Glad I saw this TikTok. And because you're a Leo, you like, I can't hide. Yeah, and like, people just gravitate toward you. Yeah, we have different types of enemies. And we trigger different things in people.

And that's why we're best friends. Yeah. Wait, okay, so back to this documentary.

“Oh, yeah, do you want to explain or do you want me to start?”

The one thing I want to say about it and this is why I think that gossip is so important. Oh, yes. They were in the smallest town in America and a bunch of people knew this bitch was nuts and no one said anything because they did not want to get

involved in like gossip or drama. But like, it is so important to talk to your friends and be like, like, no, this is what I heard and that bitch is nuts. I do think it's a red flag when you meet some of them. Someone and they immediately start demonizing someone.

Whether it's a guy, demonizing an ex or you're someone demonizing a friend. Like granted there are obviously bad people. But when someone goes too hard, like, I don't like that. Uh-huh. It should be more like, yeah, I don't fuck with her.

But like, whatever, like, I wish her well. And instead of this, okay, so this girl, she's beautiful. She comes, she's in the town and she meets poor Wade, poor Wade. He just likes the farm. He stays busy all day.

He's red hair and he's sweet. And he's funky and he just like wants to like do country stuff. And like, yes. And his friend, what about his friend? That was like, I don't care what no other folks do.

I loved that so much. I was like, I don't care what other folks do. No, that was like, he was like, I would get the gossip, but I just live my life. And I don't care what's going on. But then you know, he sat there at the end and was like, damn, I should have asked one question.

I should have asked two questions, maybe. Oh, damn. So anyway, he has pigs, he has a farm and he's just like, I'm a hard work and country guy. I love when people from the country and people make fun of New Yorkers. We live over from New York.

We're just so valid. But like country people are like, do you like a country song?

“Because that's how I'm looking for in a girl.”

Would you listen to a country song? What me and just sit out by the country and talk about the country? And talk about how those city folks are so weird, but we got the country. We got sunset and trees. So anyway, the way he's doing his thing, she comes into his life.

She like, they like, it's quick, quick. And she immediately is like, I have a lot of money. But I can't get it because of my trust, which, if I had a nickel, I had a nickel. Do you remember there was a man in our life? I was like, I can't get a tattoo or I won't get my trust.

And we were like, that makes sense. So she's a combination of a lot of mental illnesses. First she's full. It's very con man things and I do have to say I'm kind of obsessed with con man. I'm kind of obsessed because everyone else has to live with the reality and they're like,

I won't.

And when you believe at yourself, that should's real for you.

“And that's why you don't align with somewhere else.”

And that's why I told the cameraman to step back. No, I love people that don't live in reality. And like, so she basically is like, I'm loaded and I'm getting you a truck because I love you. So if you know a country man, there's nothing they love more than a truck.

Yeah. I told you once I met these country guys and they're like, we're going to come pick you up on our truck. And I was like, a hub truck?

Like, I never know what a truck.

I was like, I'm from New York. Like, like, like, you mean like a moving truck? Like, what do you talk about truck? Just say SUV. Anyway, so he gets his big truck and then she wants to be sweet with the mom.

So she somehow buys the mom. This like, really nice car car. Now the mom, because she's a woman, is like, let's look into this look. Cause this is kind of strange that this girl's like a month in buying everyone things. And they're like, no one paid for that car and we have to take it back.

Yeah, I got repossessed within like three weeks. You know what it is also with Conmen? They go so crazy that it's like so unrealistic that you can't wrap your head around it. Cause then she goes, I want to buy this like $20 million acre farm for a million.

And she sits the whole family down to like, present it to them that she's going on. On Christmas. On Christmas. And they have footage. That's where documentaries are so good nowadays.

They have footage of everything.

“That's why Ben Stiller was like at the game with his sideways camera and just getting”

footage. And then Ben's rise of Ben Stiller was at their Christmas holding his horizontal phone. We're about to make history about to make history. And she's telling she's like, I found this farm and we're going to live. And everyone's kind of like, go off like we're proud of you guys.

How many of you Ben's Oklahoma? We've been to Oklahoma City. Okay, right, right, right, right. Which is Oklahoma. But Kansas City's not in Kansas.

It's in Missouri. I digress. Yeah. And you know what? And you know what?

Who ever was going through something on that day that that got named? They go, you know how we're going to confuse those New Yorkers. Those dumb New Yorkers. We're going to call Kansas in Missouri. Now we're a thromb.

They never find us. So then she's like, I don't fuck with my mom. Which look, there are people who have bad relationships with their mom totally fine. But she's like, my mom's trying to steal my trust. My mom is the worst person in the world.

My mom's evil. And the mom's nowhere to be found. Any event, the mom's not invited. I thought we were going to see the mom at some point.

Well, finally, someone contacts the mom.

And the mom is basically like, but just cruiserly. Yeah. She's like, but I can't say anything. Because then I won't be able to see my granddaughter. Which made so much sense.

Then we find out she has these other former friends. Do you want to tell them about the former friends? No, you can give that. Okay. Say these former friends.

And they-- because you were on your phone the whole time. Look at that.

“Because I don't quite remember having the ocean view.”

They were like, yeah, they were just like friends. And one of them gets pregnant. And she became obsessed with her pregnancy. Yes, and she was just like, she was being so weird. I had to distance myself.

Which-- look, I know on this podcast we're all about pointing out the things that men do.

And we're always all for the girls.

But if you get a gut feeling about a girl-- that is not being not a girl's girl, that is not being a mean girl. If you get a gut feeling about someone, nine times out of ten, it is right.

And she basically was like, she was being so fucking weird about my pregnancy. And then she started working for a company and her boss had a daughter who passed away. She tells the boss I had a daughter who passed away.

And they like bond over it. The boss is about finds out she's lying about it. Also finds out she's never done a slick work since she's been there. Like she's just fucking around, not doing calls, not doing meetings.

But I guess she's-- Which is not illegal. It's not illegal. And also I'm like, good girl. That's the bad thing here.

[LAUGHTER] And that's how she's a bad person. Hey, Hannah and I were on a zoom. I can't go and zoom to do any more. Like, actually, that was my worst one.

That was my worst one. I have to pull up your hands. Teg's sitting, Hannah. And I go, I literally don't know what's going on in this zoom. And then I said something during the zoom.

And then I realized that everyone knew I didn't know what was going on because they laughed at me. I was like, and all I said was, I'm so excited. And they're so onto you. Because all the stuff happened, and then you go, I love school.

Like you said something crazy. You were like, and I said, I'm so excited, too. And they go, OK. [LAUGHTER] OK, I have an earnest question to ask you.

Could you tell that I was online shopping during it?

But you didn't.

So I saw you looking at something.

“And I was like, oh, obviously something's more important.”

But I did, obviously, to know you were online shopping. But yeah, you were like, I actually have no idea where it's going on. Also, you're obsessed with sending me invisible text messages, which is actually giving me a next level of adrenaline hit.

Now when I see one coming in, I'm like, oh, I freak out. You have certain front groups in your life that really give. Actually, Shana, tell other front groups that are out here doing the work. So that when you're in your peaceful era, you can-- I have a front.

Her name's Ally. Yes. And everyone-- sometimes, me and Hannah will be on the phone. And I'll say to Hannah, we're so viving. And we're so content.

And we're like, wow, we're really working so hard in our lives.

And I just feel real peace right now. And I'll say, why don't you text Ally? See if she's got a little something for us. Ally keeps me fed to the point that she'll tell me something really upsettingly crazy.

And I just want you to know, thank you. Thank you for making me feel alive in my heart and in this moment. So shout out to Ally for having fun. Because she's single. Yeah, she's out there.

She's in the street people's work. Yeah. She could have been the next parade today. Who knows? She's everywhere.

Actually, one of my girlfriends was at the next parade. And she's my friend. And I'm like, I'll text and be like, what are your girlfriends fighting about? Well, I've actually tried to infiltrate her friend group, too,

because she hangs out with the next fans all the time. Yeah. Yeah. This pot is about us finding other people that have stuff going on. And then spilling it on the pot.

I'm like, guys, I know a girl. You're not good with this.

But anyway, so finally, this girl tells Wade,

a little country-bubbug and Wade, that she's pregnant. Wait, I like don't hate the name Wade. I don't hate it, but I don't love it. It's giving, it's giving, like, Mormon. It's giving, like, do-she-mormant, like the cool,

Mormon guy who, like, if he was in a normal city, he wouldn't be like, why is he talking like that? But in Mormon town, they're like, it's Wade, and he's like, what's up, guys? Yeah, he's like quirky and he's fun.

Yeah. He's got, like, a really good personality, but he's not the cutest, but his girlfriend's gorgeous. That's like, Wade from Utah. Yeah, yeah.

Also, why is his name Dakota? Like, no one addresses it.

“The whole, no one's ever said, hey, how do we get here?”

Well, 'cause you're saying, 'cause you think that's a girl's name? No, just 'cause I, like, that's the kind of thing you say, give me the backstory. Yeah. Like, you don't just let someone say my name's Dakota,

and you go, oh, obviously. No, I need to be with you the next time you say to someone, and money, you can be the backstory on that one. 'Cause there's gotta be something here. No one's just, no one's just at the house,

but I'll say, honey, what about Dakota? Well, this is a thing about Dakota on Mormon housewives. Literally takes to the reunion for him to be, like, by the way, I was on heroin for 10 years, and we're like, we don't talk about that.

I'm like, this is a huge part of why he's brain dead. And no one talks about it. I'm like, the guy has been struggling in active addiction,

“and everyone's just like, why do you keep his trying to survive?”

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"Wait, my country bum can wait, I'm pregnant."

And he's like, I don't really want a daughter, but here we are, it's a, whatever. But then she starts doing the thing where she's like, you can't come to this. You can't come to the doctor with me.

You, she sends a ultrasound to someone that, and the date is 2016. And the lady, they just met this girl, so they're like questioning everything. So they tell her, hey, why is it say 2016?

She immediately responds and is like, oh, there was a mistake at the hospital. This happens, 'cause it's like 2019, right?

“I think it was after COVID, it was maybe,”

I don't know, but it was past 2016. So she's, she's been a little sloppy. So people are kinda onto her. And then some photo, she looks pregnant, some she doesn't, she does a whole photo shoot

with a fake belly. And the craziest thing about it is,

Wade has never seen her stomach.

He's like, she doesn't let me touch her, she doesn't let me have sex with her. How is it not one moment in those nine months that he was like, can I see the baby stomach? They didn't have sex for nine months.

Yeah, Wade's like, she's not let me touch her, 'cause she's insecure, 'cause she's pregnant and I respect her space. I'm like, she's just eating a lot, she does. At what point are you not having sex

with your husband? Where, like, then you're saying something. Like, how long are you going? - Before you're like, oh, we should talk about this. - Yeah, nine months.

- No, no, that's crazy. - That's crazy. - What? - Wade is busy on the farm. Wade's been on the farm and she--

- I think I'm going on month tops.

“- Well, he said she would just like go in the bathroom”

and like put the shower on and then be like on her computer, like making up lies. But also, in the meantime, she had to make money so what she did was she became a photographer and she became a wedding photographer.

- Sometimes I sometimes when you describe what happens in documentary, I think. - Did I watch this? (both laugh) - That's like when Grace post memes from the episode

and literally you say things

and like, I never heard or say that.

The funniest line in the world, I'm like, I wasn't there for that. I didn't even don't hear your comeback. - Someone calls me after every record, "Gagly's glad" and says,

"Oh, would you talk red on Gagly's glad?" I go, "I have no idea." - No Grace is like, what should we title this? And I was like, "What?" I don't remember one word that we said.

Like not one topic. So she does this, and she meets this family and she shoots their wedding. And it's, and I guess shortly thereafter, the bride gets pregnant and they like stayed in touch a little bit.

So she's pregnant. This one's saying she's pregnant. And then everyone who's doubting her pregnancy is like, okay, like, what is she gonna do? It's like seven months, eight months.

- We're nearing the due date. - Due date happens. And I think she was apparently Googling like, where to adopt a brand new baby. Like you could do breeds one.

You literally, she was like, fresh baby near me. Like, and I guess she was trying to get, oh, no, it's been like, how do you go nine months without at least having a plan of that? I don't know.

But the crazy thing with this documentary is it starts with her in a car, getting stopped by the cops, saying I just had a baby in my car. Now, I'm not gonna tell you guys any of my information 'cause I don't wanna give it away,

but I'm shit gets really fucking crazy. - Yeah. - And I, you know guys, no, I don't wanna drop an F bomb for no reason, that was worth it. - One thing I will say about the documentary,

all the moms that are in it, that are like the talking heads, that are like explaining the story to you, are all the most, like, when the girls were speaking, the women, I had to turn the TV up

because everyone was so soft-spoken, like, "Waits Mom, obsessed. "I love Waits Mom, waits Mom." And then Wade's mom's friend, who was like, "Something's going on here.

"I'm gonna figure it out." Imagine being soft-spoken. Maybe people would listen to me more. - Imagine not having the sound of your voice, just be nails on a chalkboard to some people.

Like sometimes like, okay, sometimes like our clips on TikTok from the pod will be like posted by like some random account, like not us. It'll be like a random clip they took from the pod. And there will be a rogue comment

of someone who has no idea who we are, just like horrible voices, how do you listen? Like, and I'm just like, valid, like,

“- No, but I think of voices, our voices aren't that bad.”

- No, but like, everybody hates their own voice.

like her voice sucks, you're like, nine, like, okay.

“- That's why we changed our voices sometimes.”

(laughs) - I also posted on my, I'm posting a star post down my Instagram stories more often, like the docs I'm watching so people, 'cause people get annoyed when they're like,

how do we don't know what you're watching and then you tell it? So I posted also there's this, you, I don't know, you might like it. It's a model cult in New York City on HBO.

And it was about like this guy who was an astrologist, like, like, former model who was obsessed with beautiful things and beautiful people. And he just wanted a cult of like really beautiful people around him.

So it's just like a fudges up here a motor. (laughs) That's a little clever motor, that's a literal clever motor.

- Literally was a clever motor.

- That's any guy you meet that's like I work in nightlife. - Literally. And this guy becomes like one of the biggest models in the world and he gave all his money to him. That's what they get you with the cults,

“like some of the convince everyone to give them their money.”

- So speaking of cults, are you done with secret lives of Mormon wives? I have like six more episodes left right now. Oh my god, Taylor's like just up with Dakota and she's like preparing for the Basharat.

- Aw, I'm sorry that you're almost done. - But I didn't realize that whole season is so like about leading up to the Basharat. - You felt more awful for her that they didn't air it because watching her,

him so strategically like sleep with her before. And but that's the problem of getting in bed with someone like if they're your actual op. - Yeah. - Like they have everything on you

and they can use it against you. So it's like do you want someone who protects you from your darkness or brings it to the light? - Why did that become a spell? (laughing)

But I also realized these poor girls, they didn't get breaks from filming. - No, they went right into it. I was just gonna say that so they're not, they haven't filmed another season yet.

- Well I think for that sanity that will be really good.

“But I really think like that's why the seasons are so good”

'cause they didn't take breaks. So you know when like you watch seasons of a TV show and you're like that was a different director on that one or like because it was all the same. Like it all felt like every season was equal to me.

- Well now the love island is such a huge phenomenon both in America and like there's franchises all over the world. It makes it annoying to watch reality TV months and months later because of social media so you know so much more. Where it's like okay, they have the capabilities

of being able to watch it somewhat in real time. Because I think Mormon wives tried to do it. They did it the closest I've seen in a while. Like they filmed and then it was out and you were like that was really fast.

- But I do have to say competition shows the storylines are easier. It's like these people say these people go where these shows they have to like create narratives. I mean we do know that they edit

as they see what the fandom says. Like they change narratives. So like that is kind of doing it. But these editors are like, yeah, it would be. I think it would make more shows real

because they couldn't go back and be like, let's actually not even include that in that episode. - Yeah. - Because that will make her point in a later episode valid. And we can't have that.

- We can't see. I wouldn't have that. - Also one thing about Swig, if you guys don't know what Swig is, it's just like soda company where they put milk

and shit in it and like, - That's zero.

- I never got that milk part of that button.

- But my question is, how sweet is that? There's like, yet no, you would die. Even when the people put one vanilla thing in a espresso or latte, I'm like, I feel like you, once that's time you had a sip of Coca-Cola.

- Oh, I don't, I don't really dabble. - But like a sepsky? - Yeah, well of a sep. - Yeah, but you're never like drinking a full. If you're getting a carbonated or like a soda,

you're never drinking a full pack. - I ever drank a full coke. - 'Cause my mom's a dietitian. She was like, you're teeth are gonna, oh my God, yeah.

- That's not my advice. - That's why you don't break out. - Whitney and I did kind of me once. No, but oh my God, I went, you know, with some coffee shops,

the caffeine just hits differently. - Yeah. - I went to a coffee shop yesterday and all I wanted to do was start my day, right? And I got two shots of espresso in a chylate.

I was being a little crazy, but like crazy for you. I know, but like nothing that should send me to the hospital, when I tell you, I was out of your skin. - I was laying in the bathroom. And a two shots of espresso is insane.

- Peach, I got home, like, I lying in the bathroom but I was like, I was like,

- I was like, sweating, sweating,

“shitting myself, getting up, dizzy, walking into walls.”

- I know, this is my whole morning. - What am I supposed to do? - Yes. - What's the time of the day? - Like, I battle things that I sometimes don't.

- I feel like I can't do anything to put everything. - 'Cause sometimes I want to protect you. - We want to know what, we talked a lot this week. - We did, but you've been good 'cause we'll start really gabbing and you go, we need to save for the pot

and we'll just hang up on each other. - No, we had that, the other night, we had to hang up because I could have kept going. - Yeah. - Hot take, I actually am really liking dogs.

Right now, that have eyebrows. - Well, they have a story to tell. - They could be the narrator of a hit Netflix show. Like they have an aesthetic, they have a vibe. - He's a deprimon.

- Yeah, like I love a dog with an accessory. - Yeah, like he literally got his brows done. - Like a golden retriever wearing a pair of goggles. - Yeah, I'm in. - And I'm not a monster.

- Okay, I'm not a monster.

“- But in my opinion, was he a distinguished gentleman”

with his eyebrows and then they look like they're judging you sometimes they're like, oh, and I'm like, I love that. - Yeah, like German shepherds have jobs. They work for the police, like they pay taxes. - And they love working.

They wake up and they're like, let me work. Workouts are like, I don't know your name. I didn't sign up for this.

Someone said, like, literally you never tell your cat

what to do, and it's so true. - You know what's funny about having a cat is I do feel like it is any pet, really. It is like a little bit of a precursor to kids, not that it's comparable at all.

But like, I kind of imagine when you're trying to like reverse psychology a child, like when I want Kitty to stay in the room, like I have to reverse psychology her as if like, I'm not gonna shut the door.

So I mean, I'm just gonna walk over here and then she comes in and I'm like, gacha. And like, I am shutting the door so that you can't meet. There is a lot of, where like with dogs, I feel like you can just be like, come, sit, shut up.

You know the second, the cat knows you want them to come. They're like, suddenly you're not in the mood. - Yeah, and I'm like, and then I'm looking around and then she's looking at the amount of times that me and Daphne are home alone, looking around.

Would it send you that would it be a strategy? - Well, also because cats have like ways that they do things like rituals and routines. So like, but there isn't just sit on my shoulder. She does a whole like pretends like she's not going to,

then she comes back in and then she. - It's like performers. - Not that giggly squad is called the culture. However, there's a movie coming out of,

it's basically like a cat, Godfather movie,

like it's a cat mafia movie, and I was like, this could not be more giggly squad going in. So much of cats in the mob. Did you see it? - Yeah, I almost felt like,

- Give us a producer credit. - I literally have a producer credit. - I go and tell you guys. - I know what you're talking about. - I know what you're talking about.

- I actually got like a little annoyed when I watched the trailer. I was like, okay, so you guys listen to giggly squad. (laughs) - Just say it.

- They were like, what if we get a bunch of cute cats

“who were also Italian and want revenge on each other?”

- Yeah, I felt, I'm like wait. So the whole theme is revenge. Oh yeah, okay. - But also, I feel like I need to watch it. That should have made me laugh.

So anyway, final thought. - Yeah. - Big glasses, big sunglasses are back. - I'm not happy 'cause I have a small head, even though my personality looks like I'm a big head.

I actually have a small head, not to brag, don't be jealous. But I can't pull off big glasses. I look like a mosquito. - You can, Hannah. - You can.

- I like little country ones. - Really? Because I feel like you would love the big ones if you got a good pair of big ones because you can hide your whole face with them.

Like, no, it's so nice. Like in the morning when you're like, I'm walking and get my coffee and you're like, I'm not trying to interact with anyone. It's like, yeah.

- Yeah, my glass is on. - You just feel like Paris Hilton after a night out trying to get away from the paparazzi. - It's like what a mask was in 2020. - Oh, but the other end of your face.

It's just like, please, I can't right now. We can't speak. I had my big glasses on. - What glasses are you bringing to Italy? 'Cause I know you lost when your glasses,

and I was gonna bring it up and I held it for the whole pod. - I did lose a pair of my glasses and I reordered them and they actually got delivered this morning. 'Cause I hate losing things.

- Yeah. - I'm doing all my Italy packing next week. I can't even think of it. - I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't. - Well, we love you guys. Have the best weekend ever.

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