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- Manifestation, we can't be managed. (laughing)

- I'm in the day just got away from me.

- Hello my girls, girls, gigglers. Okay, I'm saying it's still in the most been a long time. - Okay, let's go. - Do you know that that is the accent that I do with my brother's fiance?

Like we only talk to each other in like a British accent but it's a British accent during like the 1500s and we are like, (laughing) - Just so news. - We eat porridge.

I love those friendships, except when you have to speak normally, you feel super weird. - No, we can't. She got gaged and I was like, congratulations Amanda.

- Congratulations, girls, girls, girl. (laughing) - Oh, girl, I don't have to say we have some, we have new gigglers. We do.

I feel like every week of gay messages

are just how I'm a new giggler and they feel like they're not caught up in stuff. - Well, I'm not prepared. I have a hair mask in. - But I just have to say, we love you.

We love the whole giggly community. Day wonders today right now, okay? But the gigglers are so fucking nice to each other in the comments. Like the giggly community is just,

why are they the best girls in the planet? - You're like one breed away in your hair from being a call leader.

“- No, I think, I think my past life I was.”

- If you said that with a flower crown on, I'd be terrified. And then I'm like, no, stop talking to your families and come live with us on a. - You're like, whether you started yesterday

or you've been with us for six years? - This is why you're my best friend 'cause I was trying to have like an earnest, beautiful moment and you were like, - No, I know.

- You sound insane. You're like, you sound crazy, I'm gonna have to cut you off. - You look like a clown, okay. - These bitches don't care. - Look girl, like right now, on her way to work,

being like, I don't give a fuck. - Let's try to bring love and light to the community and you're like, we're Scorpios, shut the fuck up. - We, I will say, if you are a new giggler, typically we're in a studio and like the vibe

is a little different, but I will say, during the summer I do love when we go virtual because for instance, I online shopped all morning. - Oh, I thought you could say you online shopped during the pod, I'm like, okay, keep that to yourself.

- But if I could multitask, it's over for you. - I'm doing a hair mask. Like, I'm gonna do my laser hair removal when we hang up.

“- I think that the virtual vibes are not better or worse.”

They're just different. And sometimes they're like, crazier. - Well, because we're in the comfort of our home. - Exactly. There's a comfort ability about it.

It's very cozy. We're really on a FaceTime with everyone. We're in pajamas. - Speaking of small talk. - Yeah.

- You know I hate small talk except around people who don't wanna talk to me. Like, if the person shy, then I'm like, okay, now I need you to love me. - Yeah.

- So I went to get blood drawn. Questagnostics, not sponsored.

I said, might be the last time you see me, but the whole time late. - Disquesting? - Nostics, have any competitor?

I've never been any time I've ever needed blood.

I've never gone anywhere, but a Questagnostics. - All I know is, yeah, like, I try to get some tests for something. And then, I got, I keep being sent to Questagnostics while I didn't know him was there.

- What are you getting tested for? - Well, I wanted to get tests for a food, something. - He didn't even tell me. - Oh, we have to draw blood together. What kind of culture you trying to create?

- No, but usually something as big as that, you would say to me, like, I'm gonna go and try this out and like see, you never make health decisions, and don't at least do. - I was like bored and booked it and forgot,

and then saw I had a notification today, and it's like, you know, I like things that are close by. It's time to lie.

“- Right, it was in someone's basement, you know what?”

But I don't, I've only driven,

like, I don't drive highways. - You do short-distance, I do short-dances, and it was 10 minutes, no, like 15 minutes away, and I was like, and does was busy, and I was like, I feel like I should drive.

And he's like, yeah, you do this, you feel ready, and I was like, I think I just need to, I need to go shot at life. So I drove, I was blasting little win, being crazy. - Okay, probably not the safest, definitely not.

- No, but it was getting me like focused and pumped up, and then I was like, am I the king of the world? Like, the way you go gets so big when you're in the car? - Yeah.

- With a good song, and you're just like, - Wait, tell you, pull like one good move. (humming) - And like, someone's in the passenger seat or the back seat, and they're like, wow,

that was really good, it's an insane ego. - I don't let people drive in the back seat with me, that's, I'm like, care about me. - Oh, okay, perfect. - I'm a solo dollo right now.

“So now I get to my quest diagnostics, safe.”

- Yeah. - And the ladies, she hates me. Like, I walk in, and she's not even making eye contact. Like, I was like, hi, and she didn't, I don't think she even responded, and I was like, damn.

But then it was like quiet little too long, and I was like, I need to figure her out. And she has all these photos of her family, and this one, like, beautiful dog. - She's like the secretary behind, like, the glass partition.

- No, this is the lady taking my blood. - Oh, okay, oh, we're in there now. - We're in there, but in the office, like, she has all these photos. - Okay, okay. - So I'm like, this is gonna get her.

I know, she's gonna love this. And I go, your dog is really beautiful. - Mm-hmm. - She looks at me, and she bursts into tears. - No.

- She goes, my dog, as of the last two days is sick. And I've been nonstop crying, 'cause my baby, I don't know if I have to put him down. She goes on a whole, like, 10 minute crying. Like tears come me down her face,

and I'm sitting in a nervous nightmare.

“- And I'm cornered, she has a needle to my face, crying.”

It's gonna be, and this is just a day in my life. This is just me trying to be kind to another human. This is not the universe rewards me. - This is so something that would happen to you. - And then I would say I wanted information,

like, how long do I have to wait, but I couldn't really get out of the, like, anything. You were done. - I can't be, like, by the way, how, enough about your fucking dog, how long

until I get my food allergy results. What kind of, what kind of dog, you're, like, speaking of treats? What am I allergic to, Bench? No, but, like, I hope, I hope it made her feel better

to, like, let it out, but I did not see that coming. - What kind of dog? It was, like, a beautiful, great pickle. And I was like, "Hey, we foster sometimes," and she's like, "I don't want a new one.

I want my baby." I was like, "I don't know." - I don't know, I don't know. - I see, when I'm in those situations, do you wanna know what my go-to is?

- Your nails look really good. - Mm, girls love it.

- I always say to someone,

your nails look really good. And girls are like, "Dings, I actually, like, I have to get them done." Or I just go with your hair, it looks really healthy. - Oh.

- If someone hits me with your hair, it looks really healthy. Or your skin looks really hydrated. - Oh. - I'll put you in my will.

Those are real girls go. - Yeah, those are some, that's like a real round common ground here. - Dude, what actually, I say that people love. And by the way, I only say it when it's true. I go, your pores are really small.

- Wow. You've never once told me my pores are small. Your pores are actually small. - I'd kill for someone to say that to me. Okay, next time you're gonna move, I'll bring it out.

- Yeah, yeah, bring with that up. Put that right that down. But I feel like when I'm with people,

like to open up to me.

“But I'm recently we went on a group dinner.”

We're like, it was just like, oh, macasa thing.

If my brother and his wife were, one of us was gonna be sitting next to strangers. - Oh yeah. - So my brother's wife, the kindest, sweetest, beautiful person in the world.

Rusty butch face. - Yes. - And I said, we're gonna put her there. Because she's gonna be a wall. No one's gonna mess with her.

And she's, if someone asked her a question, she'd be so warm. - But she's a nurse. Like, she's so nice. She's so nice.

- Yeah. - But like nurses, they're like, do I want to bother them with this? - Yeah. - But if I was there, then next thing you know,

we'd be going into astrology. It would be like a whole thing. - You'd be having on macasa, take it out there. With a thing, another family. - Yeah.

- So that was like a strategic thing and it really worked.

“And I told her afterwards, and she laughed,”

and she was like, I had no idea that was your strategy. And I was like, well, I'll be using you in the future. Thank you. (laughs) Maybe that should be her side business,

the buffer friend. - Yeah. I feel like I could do that. - Yeah, but I don't even wanna make you work like that. - Yeah, thank you.

- 'Cause you have too much to social anxiety just to get there. - Sure, sure to get you. - Sorry, I just like chugged a carbonated drink. I don't know why I did that.

And I don't like burping. - Burping. - Something that's come across my dust this week, which is like really pissing me off. Have you seen the havey on a kitten here?

- Yes, it's been sent to me a lot. - What do you think about it? - You know I love it. (laughs) - Do you love it?

- Fucking love it. And also it means I don't have to paint my big toe. - Do your big toe. - And I save 20% on pedicures. - Here's why it's actually annoying me.

I feel like Havianna's were like, I feel like I had a pair of Havianna's in seventh grade,

and then I never thought about them again.

And then this summer, I feel like they were like kind of making a comeback. And then they did that, which I feel like it's so crox coded. - Mm-hmm.

Well, I was gonna say I thought it was a crox. - I thought it was a crox. - Havianna's coming into crox world. - Yeah. - And if there's one thing,

you can believe me about it's my hatred for crox. - So when I'm up here defending the crox name, I'm being serious with it. - Well, you hate copycats. - I hate just like, inauthenticity.

- We already have it. - Yeah, that's like inauthentic. Like, do something different. - So I don't like that. - But no, that has been sent to me like a hundred times.

- And also I think it's ugly. - And? - She's ugly. (laughs) - Oh, I have someone to nominate for women

of some of the week. - Oh, well, it has to go past a couple of sunnets. - Oh, is there a box that I was supposed to like send in to? Or...

“- I can just say, but you have to nominate”

and then I have to agree. - Okay, great. - Sorry, but I'm hang out with you. - You've been with the three-year-olds. - I literally was like, cool.

I, you're making this up. As you go, you're making their rules. - I'm treating you like lowest treated me hurt people hurt people. (laughs)

- I'm actually so glad we're not around kids anymore, but because we were both around kids, like the past couple of weekends. And this is the last thing I'm gonna say about kids, is I really do fear that I'm gonna be a mean mom.

- Like I really, there was a moment where I was like, and I think I might be a mean mom. - I fear that when moms are too nice, the kids don't come out well. - Well, I made something up that a monster

comes out of the sand and it eats. Hello girls and boys, when they scream. So I'd be pretty scared if I were you. And then I took a moment and I said, I don't have to go to the park.

(laughs) I'm gonna pull it back. I'm gonna take a step back. These aren't my children.

- Well, my parents always did the quiet game.

That always worked because my brother and I were competitive. - Anyway, okay, someone I wanna nominate for Emily Shelton. - Why do I, why do I know that name? She's a 21-year-old flight instructor. And she landed a plane in the middle of the highway in Florida.

Something that a lot of men have said that they would be able to do. - She did it. - Wait, was it an emergency landing? - Yes, she smelled oil in the cockpit.

And so you hear, she's like radios to them. I think some things are wrong. - She was like, that's not a dip-ty-ty-ty-ty-ty candle. We got to go. - Her tone, the whole time, calm as a cucumber.

She was like, yep, and now I am going to declare an emergency. We're not gonna make it to the airport.

Trying to stay away from cars.

Here we go. And then she just does it. - And she's communicating perfectly. - Yeah, perfectly. - I'm posting my pilot bit, I think today,

'cause I need to be talked about from the Hulu special. Shout out to her, 100% woman of STEM of the month, maybe. - I knew you were going to concur with that one. That was a good one. - I concur, there's woman of STEM of the week also

is this young girl who, to make money on the side of the road.

“She created a petting zoo, and you have to pay to pet,”

and it's just her dog, like, in a fence, stop. - So you have to pay to pet the dog, and I was like, genius. Falking, genius. Also, when the STEM of the week third place,

someone said that to not cry while chopping an onion, you just have to put olive oil on the knife, but it hasn't been tested. - I'm in a test yet. - I feel like our Italian grandma's would have known that by now,

but maybe it just never crossed their desk in that way.

- Definitely been in a situation where olive oil was on the knife. - No, for sure. - So I wonder why they haven't told me that yet. So we'll get to the bottom of that in our own Italian FBI agents.

- Actually, one thing I have been doing this summer, I feel like is cooking more, like wanting to, well, let me bring that back. - And the Tradwife rumors begin. - Well, I've been reading Yesteryear,

which is basically about Tradwives. - I've been watching Yesteryear. - Okay, I actually, okay, actually, she wasn't aware that it was like a thru, not, I don't know, would you classify it as a thriller,

but it's like, she's living her life, and then she goes back and she wakes up in all of the sun and it's like 1800s. - So it's a historical time piece. You love a period piece.

- I know, but I don't know if I love reading it. And I could say that for a lot of things in my life. - Do you not like the book or do you not like reading? - I don't like the book, I don't think. I don't think I like the book.

- Don't try and check me. - You literally malfunctioned for like three seconds. - No, because I do like reading. Wait, oh my god. This isn't even like a crazy thing.

- So the other day, you know how I texted you because it was a really good manifestation day. So sometimes when I, when I know that it's a good manifestation day and because TikTok told me, okay, I was gonna ask for, wait for your dinner.

- Like obviously you can watch videos

“and they're like, you should do these 12 steps”

and it's like eat a lemon under a full moon and then throw it out your back window. It's like, okay, whatever. Drink moon juice, it's like money chill out. The one thing I do do is like write down

all the things I want to manifest or like write a letter to my future self of the things I want to manifest. The other day I woke up and I said, why don't I live today in like how I wanna live in the future and do you wanna know what I did?

Absolutely fucking nothing. Absolutely nothing, I woke up and I was very present. I said, and in the future I'll wake up leisurely do my skin care, have coffee outside, put my bathing suit on, lay by a pool

and like all day I was like, do whatever I was doing. I was like, and now it's time for me to read because I live a life leisure, leisure is like the word. Do you have to like repeat yourself, leisure. - Leisure, leisure, leisure so she.

- I thought to myself, I have a podcast where I tell millions of girls to get out there and work. - No, it's after like working. Once you accomplish certain things, it's like, how do you wanna live your life?

- Well, I find manifestation lists help. You also be realized what you have. Like when you're trying to think of like what you want. - And what's important and what's not like, yeah, like you're like, I wanna have a healthy family

and then you're like, oh, it's nice. But I think it's cool to just reflect, I also found an old manifestation list. - Yeah. - I just don't know what actual date it was

'cause it was like iconic. It was, I think it was right after I got fired and it literally was like, yeah, do a late night set on Jimmy Fallen. Get enough, like special.

Like, hit a million of followers on TikTok. Was your all like stupid things about the time? I was like not close to any of it. - Yeah.

- And I never even checked it again.

I just checked it recently and I was like, you go, girl. - Yeah.

“That's why I feel sometimes when I look back”

at like, my psychic readings. - Do you look back at them? - Yeah.

so sometimes like if I'm bored I will go back

“and like re-listen to like certain parts”

just to see if any of it happened. And sometimes I'm like, oh my God, I forgot she even said that. - This is a perfect, perfect segue for our mental health moment of the week.

Heli, I want to give credit. I forget who it was, but it's a, was it a, it's a grill and something. - Of it's perfect. - Yeah.

I don't even know that down and she said to help you with your inner voice, you know, when you feel like your inner voice is you but it's really not, it's like a bad evil voice. - Yeah.

- To disassociate from that voice to be like, that's not me.

Give the voice a man name.

So next time like a hater, like you're hating on yourself or being mean, just be like, Doug, shut the fuck up. - Oh my God, I feel like I would have to name mine something with a P, Peter. - Peter.

- Actually Peter, you've gained a couple of pounds. - Okay. - Peter, I make 70 cents on the dollar. You fucking work, Peter. - Peter, you live rent free.

'Cause it's true, like if your friend says it to you, you're like, okay, they make a good point. But if a man says it to you, you're like, "Shut up." - Shut up. - Oh, go on.

- That's so good. - Oh, that's so good. - Oh, man. Like my dad could say something to me and I'm like, "You don't even know what you're talking about." - I'm like, "What?"

And then my mom could say, "Yeah." And I'm like, "You're onto something." - Go listen to a red pill podcast telling me negative things. - What do you think you are? - But it's true, what?

There was a time where I thought every thought in my head was like this whisper of like truth that I had to follow. And once you know you can ignore it, you're solving me with it. Oh, I could just like float around in leisure.

- Okay, I saw this thing on TikTok. And it was a comment. It wasn't even like, so I don't know if this is a thing that Jundee made up and is talking about, or if this was just a random girl having an amazing thought.

It was like a video of two guys, probably like freshman in college, maybe like seniors in high school. And you know how girls are criticized for everything. But specifically, a lot of women and girls are criticized for their voices.

Like if you ever heard like, "Oh my God, her vocal fry." Like I hate, you know? Like she talks like a valley girl or whatever. Some girl commented and was just like, "Frat sent."

Like accent, like, "Frat sent." - And I was like, "Oh my God." - Yeah, do you know how many men I know that talk the same,

but I've never been able to say,

me and one of my girlfriends actually would say that like there were certain men that we would meet and they'd have the same type of voice and we knew that they were like evil because they all had the same voice.

And it was a fraction, but we didn't know it then. And I just think it's perfect.

“I think it's more men should be criticized.”

Not that feminism is about equal hate, but they never get criticized for that. - Well, they will criticize women for saying like too much. But then I've noticed at least like in years past, especially in like the male comedy scene,

they love saying dude. So like at the end of a sentence they say dude. And the beginning of a sentence is dude. Like it's their filler word to the point that I'm like, "I'm trying to listen to jokes

"and people are just like, "Dude." So then I was a dude. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - And like, dude, are you really that dude? And it was so much dude, but they become unaware of it

'cause they say it so much where I'm like, "What's with all the dudes?" - Right, right, right, no, that's so true. - Just raising awareness. Sorry, I was actually just throwing it out there.

- For instance, it's so real though. And then also there's guys who get out of the frat cent, but then they see a guy who is giving frat and then they get right back into their old selves. They're like, "Brew, bro, truck."

- One thing that I've realized throughout my life

“in dating, and I think it's a really important trait”

and I didn't learn it until very later in my 20s, even like, really more in my early 30s. When you meet a guy and you aren't put in different situations with him, whether it's with his friends, your friends, family, whatever,

or maybe people you don't know, men that change their personality based on where they are. Like, he's a really big red flag and you could argue, like, "Oh, well, yeah,

"everyone kind of does that a little bit." But you have to find a man that you know their demeanor and their character is gonna be the same

- I did a guy in dating as a strong word, but he was so chasing me, like, being so swath and sweet and saying all the right things, and I swear to God, his mom called, and he was like, "What the fuck do you want?"

And I was like, "What's the fucking puncher grandma?" Like, he was so mean to his mom.

“And I was like, "Oh, that's how he's gonna speak to me.”

"The second I have sex with him."

(laughing) Like, while I'm still in bed, he's cursing me out. - No, I did this one guy who will be hung out with this two specific people, I loved who he was, like, with these people.

- Oh, oh, so it's a positive thing. You were like, with them, he was a better person. Maybe he should have dated them 'cause he became better person with them. - I was like, "Why are you such a cool, good person

"around these people?" And you're not like this all the time. Anyway, I don't know how he got there. - We do want to get really pissed out of man right now. - What time is he?

- Do you have the capacity? - Yep, I do. (laughing) - You have to schedule it in. - Let's take some time. - Have anything for fun now, or I can finish it in.

Okay, so I was doing the New York Times Cross Rapuzzle. - I love that about you. - But I'm really bad at it, so it's okay.

- I had to cheat every Monday, I always get it down

to like the last two and I can't get it. - How do you cheat, you just Google it? - Yeah, but like, I don't tell people I want, I just, you just say you did it. - Okay, I just say it.

- Thank you for being honest and open with that's a bad idea. - I didn't win, I cheated. So there's an emperor, and it's a four letter word. It's emperor Nero. So I googled like emperor four letter word, whatever.

- People that aren't cheating are nerds. - Because who said, nobody's emperor Nero. - Sorry, sorry that I had friends in high school. - No, no, no, no. - No, and then it's like tons of 80s references

who does his good at it, but I didn't, I was like, can we do a pop culture one? Wait, we were in the times crossword puzzle once. My read that.

“I think it was like the pop culture one.”

- Oh, just pitches. I didn't know there was different ones. - Whatever, okay, keep going. So you're doing Nero Nero, so like it comes up his name

and always facts about him, and like,

so I just give it a quick look, see this man. This man made the move the Olympics, 'cause like, I feel like he was like, I don't know, 1600, 1700, 18-hours and I fucking know. He made the move the Olympics 'cause he was traveling

so that he could be there and then for him to compete in a ton of competitions that they had to give him gold. - And they gave him gold and all the competitions that when he died, they took his name off all the winning list and I'm like,

that's literally leaders today. Like, Lee, if they could they would. No, like, this is sick in the head. Like, this is so sick. - And someone on his team was like,

"Here we're gonna have to just give him the gold." Is that okay? He's starting to take down the entire society, if you don't. So can we just give him a gold medal, let him walk around. A little gold star.

- You wanna know what pisses me off about that is like the girls of that age. They didn't even have the appropriate jar again. Like, they couldn't be like, okay, this gaslighting motherfucker is winning

all the gold. - Old Instagrams of stuff that used to say, like, giggle mug and stuff, everyone sounds like to us. They definitely had a word for it back then and I wanna know what they called them.

- What? - You know his wife was exhausted. - Yeah. - Oh my god, congrats, babe. - Yeah. Also, with these people have been training their whole lives

to like, do swords or whatever the fuck people did in the 1700s, throw gold, but I don't know Harry Potter shit. - What was it like, where did he move it? Where was it that he moved it? - He just moved the timing of it.

He was like, it's not gonna work this week. So it had to like, wait.

“Okay, Diva down though, like, I think a lot of men back then”

were just like absolute gay men who had no outlet. - You know what I mean, that was his performance. - Like think about how they really couldn't say shit about it. He wanted a podium, he needed to stand on a podium with gold. Diva down like, I kind of love it.

- With great power comes a great responsibility. - You don't need that gold medal, like actually give it to me. Okay, one thing I feel like, you know how like when you hear your birthday or like your full name or something that is so you and you're like, yeah,

that's like, of course I'm a Leo, like that's so me. I love when those moments happen. And I feel like recently I'm getting like,

you're like, this is, I can't work this.

Like I've never seen it before, even though you have an iPhone,

this is how I'm starting to feel when I'm watching other people's TVs. I have to now log out of their Amazon prime or something and log into mine 'cause I'm like, sorry yours is like, I don't like it, like the algorithms getting like so specific.

- I just don't feel like I've isolated too much. (laughing) And like I can only work comfortably if I'm on my own accounts. - Wait, I have a hot take.

Yeah, I didn't love Furious. The Hulu show you recommended? - No, I know where you're talking about. What didn't you love about it? - Well I was watching it with Des,

which might have ruined the experience. - That's what it is. - You can't watch things with me, really. No, I'm not kidding it ruined it. - 'Cause I was watching it from a critical eye.

And I do think the script needs work.

“I think the script needs to, I think it was a little overexplainy.”

Okay, but we haven't seen Emmy Rosson in a while and she's like really pleased about it. - She's perfect. She's perfect also, the serial killer's perfect. I just, I didn't, I wasn't, I just wasn't blown away

but it was solid. - Okay, and what were Des's critiques? What did he not like? - He hated the whole thing. - He hated the whole thing.

- He hated how it started out. - He didn't like their fake funny cop relationships. He didn't like fake funny. She got beat up by her boyfriend. (laughs)

No, no, just like they tried to do funny back and forth. It's like Bander, but it wasn't really funny. Oh, I don't think I picked up on that. I think you were on your phone. - No, it's a serious show.

Do we watch the same show when did they turn to Bander? - It's all the back and forth and then, but like she's perfect. She's a slut. - Whatever, you hated her, okay.

“- I also only watched one or two of those.”

- Yeah, yeah. - So you're really not even into it. So I'm actually not even listening to you. - Yeah. - Everyone scratch Hannah's critique of that Joan try.

- Well, now I feel like I put bad energy into the world.

So anyway, I don't even watch the first episode of Furious

and let me know what you think. - I will say the first five to 10 minutes, I actually was like, I don't know if I can watch this because sometimes, right? When they hit you with someone's dead and was murdered,

I'm actually like, oh, see, I was into that. It went down. - Okay. - Oh. - Like you know, you're like, oh, of course,

they're gonna cut to her. She cut to her in the office being like, "Wow, why do I want to come to my cop?" - I have so many, how happy I met her mean to me. You don't use that voice enough, I feel like I live ever.

That's my cop, cop in a show voice. - Wow. - And it was papers, the paper, the paper, the right way. - But Emily Rosson, she also can sing, and I like respect people who can sing.

- 'Cause I think she has like a lot of lore. I'm not sure what it is though. - I sense that too from her. We've to look that up. - I'm feeling an energy that she's like insane lore.

- See, see, because I watched shameless not when it was on TV, so I wasn't familiar with her until like years years later, but I think there's something there. We should've made up.

“- That's how I want people to talk about me.”

I want them to go, how to burn her. I feel like there's a lore. - Trust me girl, they do. They are. - Any helm, I've apologized to the Academy.

- Four. - Last episode, I was gonna help people with the US open, and then I never did. - Well, we're gonna help them with. - Just like tips and tricks.

- Well, you don't have time to help them with the US open, because you have to help me with the US open and getting me to help them what happened today. - Oh my gosh. - Guys, no, no, it was pretty gay.

- No, it was a really freaky. - Down to the exact colors page, the rather color way. - No, I know there were. - So I'm scrolling my Instagram and I see this top, and I'm like, wait, that's a really cool top.

So I click the Instagram, I go to the website, I'm like, I love this top. I click through, it has matching skirt. I'm like, amazing. I click the colors, boom, boom, I buy it.

I get the email, I'm like, wait, this is actually our Hannah outfit, and I should send this link to Hannah because she should order this. This is like a perfect, good morning America outfit.

She's going on a talk, whatever. - My thoughts. I just sent her the link, and then I get in the shower because I'm starting my, I'm starting my stuff. So honestly, I forget all of that.

- And I was driving, so I didn't get it immediately, and I'm not at the point where I can navigate.

- Yeah, you'll never be there, but even I don't like

- No, let's just say here and now, do not ever do that.

- No, no texting driving, that's pod. - There's a couple of things Giggly Squad is big in, and it's, we don't fall around in cars, and nicotine, got a fucking life. - We don't smoke cigarettes, and I'm over it,

“and I think big cigarettes are behind a lot of these”

influence is posting, but I digress continue. - You think there's a conspiracy there either. - Yeah, because it's one thing to get caught smoking a sig by a paparazzi. - You think big tobacco is doing influencers deals?

- They don't think we're cool enough, and they'll be redressed. - Wait. - Okay, Glur, big tobacco is trying to get out of the job, right now it's like, they've got us. - Wait, what was I just saying?

- You were gonna say, what you texted me. - So I texted Anna, I come back, I open my phone, she texted me back, she goes page. I ordered this outfit, and I'm wearing it to the US Open. And in the shower, I was like, perfect for the US Open,

actually, for her. - I literally, like, that's really scary. - So I'm gonna, I'm trying to figure out the date, I'll get it. - Okay.

- And my one thing I wanna say about the US Open and the things have changed, it's gotten a lot more crowded, is you can go, I believe, for free, to qualifying week, which is like the best week to go,

because you watch all these amazing qualifying matches.

These are people fighting for their fucking life, like this is intense, this is stuff, like this is passion. So, like, it's basically challenges if it was good. - So, ooh, she's shady, like, a lot rose on,

“you see a lot rose fighting with everyone on project, right?”

(laughing) - Oh, my entire are gonna, I need to get job. - Him and Tyra are too strong personalities. - Yeah. - Is all I'm gonna say, and I'm locked in.

- Oh yeah, so go up to the qualifying week, the week before it starts, and then you also see all the top people training. So, they're like playing practice matches and hanging around, so that's a super fun time.

- And like the concession is open, it's like regular vibes. - Yes, my other advice is it's gonna be fucking hot. - Yeah. - Bring sunscreen, bring sunglasses, maybe a cute hat. - I think I have to go at night.

- Yeah, you like the night one. If you get a grounds pass, make sure you have comfortable sneakers 'cause you're gonna be walking around. Try to see matches you wanna watch and like get there beforehand.

- And I would say that outfit vibe is like, one of your friends from camp invited you to their grandma's grandma and grandpa's late house. And like, what would your day outfit be for that? Hmm, like you're going shopping, you're going to lunch.

Like, it's very preppy slash. You could go nautical with it. Think like baby shower.

“What would you wear to a baby shower in and tuck it?”

- I love that. I also think bright colors though in general are good, like reds, blues. They're on a white. - It's very American, yeah. - And very classic.

I think anything classic works. - It's very polo Ralph Lauren. - Yes, very polo Ralph Lauren. Well, I'm, I really didn't have a lot of advice for these open.

I just wanted to sound like I do, but like, okay great, I feel like that you did a phenomenal job. Thank you, but we will go, we just have to figure it out. Talk to some people. - Yeah.

- You know what my dream is? To be asked to sit in a box of one of the players. Do you know what that means? - So there's players boxes. That's where the coach is in the family set.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - To get in the box, there are closest friends. I don't want to just get into anyone's box 'cause I'm asking for it.

- Right. - But there was like an iconic time where Chelsea hand there was besties

from Maria Sharpova and she was always in her box

and it was like so fucking cool. And it was just like goes go, like her supporting women. And like, I've infiltrated the tennis society. Jesse Pugula and Madison Keys. These are my girls.

Anyway, a lot of these girls, I'm friends with Isla Tamlanovich. Shout-out. - Hello. - Emma Navarro, shout-out. Those are my girlies and maybe I'll see them at the open,

but, oh my god, yeah, I'm gonna stalk them all. - Okay, this is you writing in your diary that maybe one day you'll see them. - This is my manifestation.

But then I don't want them to ask me just 'cause I asked for it. Now I sound like my girl friend. I'm like, just do it 'cause you wanna do it. But like, I'm a cheerer.

Like I will be cheering. - Yeah, you're there. - You're there. - They invite me into the next time the coach is like, hey, can you not be so fucking loud during the match?

- Well, I think it's interesting in tennis that I feel like it's the only sport where the coach isn't there, like right there.

I think that's like the most bizarre thing. - So what coaching used to be illegal, like no coach, you can't even like give a hand signal any communication 'cause part of tennis is like, once you're on the court, it's you versus the opponent

“and you have to figure it out, like a puzzle.”

- Okay, but then they just like couldn't control the cheating. Like coaches would like be like, if I blank with my right eye, I hit it two or four hand. Like if I touch, if I move my hat, that means like start coming in at more.

Like they couldn't control it. Serena Williams famously got called for coaching in like a very important match whenever everyone's like, she should enough 'cause everyone cheats with coaching.

So finally now you can coach.

- I would have been doing full dance moves. Like in what world are you gonna tell me that I can't look at? I can't look at someone in the crowd. - Like I was in coaching, I was picking my nose

and it's like, well, you keep doing that. But also, yeah, tennis now is like evolving. So you can coach, but like there's only so much you could coach when. - But that seems like we're taking it as a rule.

They did it for a long time, babe, a long time. You are obsessed with the empires 'cause you love when they tell everyone to shut the fuck up. - Well, because I think they are, they command a room and I appreciate that in someone.

- Thank you.

“- Oh, that's what you love when they say...”

- I love you. - I love you. - They sound so passive if we're asking. - And I think I like, I like that.

- Yeah, and their job is basically to manage

when players lose their mind and keep everyone calm. I'd be about, I'm proud for sure. The second thing question me, I'd be like, "No, you're right." - You're too passionate.

Yeah, you'd be way too passionate. - No, but I want everyone to like me so I'd be like, "Girl, you're right." And though there won't be like, "Are you fucking kidding me?"

I'm like, "Babe, love you even more, you're right." - What do you think about this TikTok going around about someone who's like, "If you, if someone talks shit about you to me, I don't want you to fend me, I want you to pretend you're on their side

to get all the tea." - 100%. - But this is the thing. Like, me and you, no one's gonna come up to us and talk to each other.

- No, yeah, they'd have to be insane. It has to be about like an acquaintance. - Yes, for peripheral friends, I've had multiple people not know that I'm like, like, know that I know someone,

but don't know how close I am to that person. So they'll, and they're kind of close to that person, they'll say a bunch of stuff. - You're asking follow-up questions, you put your phone up to that and you're like,

what do you say? - I'm like, wait, when did they go there? You're kidding, with who? - Well, you know when you realize you're an enemy territory?

Yeah, 'cause it's like group mentality and you're like, "Oh, you guys are all thinking this way "about this person," and like, I was actually gonna bring this up and I feel like that's a good segue.

Have you seen the Lindsey Clancy, like, case? But it's going on. - Okay, I'm getting DMs about it. Is there a documentary that I watched? - No, I don't think there's a documentary.

“- I think there's one on Amazon, but they're interviewing”

on the stand, all these people, and obviously one of the people is her husband. And so people are watching this case on TV and they're doing all of these conspiracy theories.

Well, this is the first time I think I've ever seen people,

like, and there's millions of conspiracy theories. And there's millions of conspiracy theories, I feel like about every trial, but there are people on TikTok that are getting really mad

that people are coming up with conspiracy theories. Like, and there are a lot of people that think like, "Oh, the judge is gonna want miraculously "randomly, just say, like, we think the husband did it." This is over, like, we have to, like, accuse him.

Which is not going to happen, but also in the same vein, like, people are noticing certain things and are like, "That doesn't add up at all." - So they're trying to, some people are trying to get people on the boat of the husband did it.

- Yeah. - Is blaming her? - And, like, trick her almost. The wildest conspiracy theory is that the husband did it, like, drugged her, ran to, like, pick up food

or ran to a CVS or something to show, like, on camera, like, an alibi. But that then convinced her, she did it. Like, you were in such a psychosis and, like, you did it. Because after his children were killed,

he got a new girlfriend, and now it's three years later, he's married with a kid. - Did she remember? Or she's saying, I was in a, I don't remember it. - She doesn't remember.

- No, I don't, no. She maintains that she was in a psychosis, and also there is a part where the doctor say, she fell out the, she jumped or, like, fell out of a window, and she's now paralyzed.

She's in a wheelchair. Yes, she killed her kids, and then she went,

- It's like, it's actually one of, it's so crazy and heartbreaking, but,

“you know, the conspiracies are going with the trend”

of, like, when it comes to violence. It's typically the man, so they're, like, a little, trying to make things make sense. - Yeah, it's a lot of people trying to make things make sense. The one thing I will say, she has an excellent lawyer,

regardless, he is just, like, a very articulate. - So you're watching clips of it on TikTok, or like, we're looking at the actual trial online. - I'm watching the actual trial, like, on different clips. - Oh, wow, I also think, one thing I learned

from watching a lot of these kind of documentaries

is there's not always a perfect victim.

So like, a lot of the time, it's like, I don't like how she or she's reacting, or they're not sad enough, they're too sad. So it's not like there's one way to deal with your whole family, like, dying.

- Right. - But, I'm gonna have to look into this and come back on the next podcast. - I mean, it's awful, and it's, like, so sad. But it is interesting, like, the discourse around it.

- On a more positive note? - Yeah, let's lay it up. - A some more positive lore is I found out that the wiggles are fucking each other. They're dating, they're breaking up,

they're getting married, they're marrying new people. They're all, there's all kinds of dating lore within the wiggles community.

- And there are Australians, they're all poets.

“They're all hot and just, they're Australian, you know?”

- No. - I love it, so much. So I have to look into it, but like, people were married and divorced and still on the show and then now with different people.

Yeah, I mean, look, a work crush is a work crush. It doesn't matter if you're a wiggle or you're an accountant. - It's the reality TV show, I think we deserve collectively. - That is just a lie today. - Yes, the wiggles.

- A bunch of gay men, choreographing during the day, and then banging and fighting by night. - No, I think they're straight into Australian. - Oh, and I don't care. - No way, then I literally don't care.

- I don't care. - I don't care. - Still interesting the men and women hooking up wiggles. Like, it's like wiggles love island. - There's women on the wiggles?

- Yes, it's, sorry, that was someone's such anistic opinion. - I've only ever seen men. - Originally it was like a couple men, but now the wiggles community is like a big community

of like men and women. - I don't care if though. - I don't care, and when it was all gay men, I'm in, I'm seated, I'm sad. - Bring in the streets, I don't care.

- I could just go in my own phone book. - I can't go in my own book. - Are you kidding me? - Would you read old text messages? - Yeah, a bunch of hot Australian's

two timing me, I could scroll to 2017. Like, I don't mean, we were there so many hot Australian men in New York who were just feral. - I don't know, and why did they all own shops? - Like, my own shop.

- My own shop. - Be a shops, egg shops. And like, what is up with you guys in hospitality? - Thank you for letting me do that, man. - And there's all, yeah.

It's a time, I highly recommend it, at least to try. - Yeah, totally. - Okay, I do also have like a question, just like, for the girls go community. - Okay, when you wake up in the morning,

and you have a 9/30s Pilates class, which I feel like is a relatable question for the girls. Are we drinking coffee beforehand? Are we trying to get some calories in beforehand? How soon are you eating when you wake up,

versus heading to the class? - No one's figured it out, and it's stressing me out. - Before I have to go anywhere, from the time I have to walk out to get to my destination, I'm up in hour before that.

- We live such different lives. (laughs) We live more and such. - I don't even know what they're probably in. - Babe, babe, babe, babe.

I have a 9/30 Pilates class today. - What do you think my alarm was? - 9/15.

“- None, I am, 'cause I think it takes 10 minutes to get there.”

And then I was like, "Gun, I need to live in chaos." I was running out. - I'm gonna be late, I'm gonna be late. But then I'm like, do I try to eat a little cereal? 'Cause my biggest fear is having to go

the bathroom during a Pilates class. That's like illegal. - The hour before I built in my skincare, my coffee, like my getting dressed, and then.

- I'm always in a rush while I'll...

- No, I'm always in a rush. - No, I'm always in a rush. - Now I think of all the times you arrived on time

- Oh, the time, what are you talking about?

“- But Loki, I got so much more sleep than you”

just to be like five minutes later. - And looking, like, yeah, like shit. - No, and I don't do it to like be better than people. I do it because I have a sensitive tummy. - Yeah.

- Like I can't just jump out of bed,

like the rest of America, I need to ease into it. - And also in college, and I worked down the morning a lot, you know, I didn't do coffee in college. Like I was... - Yeah, I mean, yeah.

- Yeah, I mean, yeah.

- Yeah, I don't know, I just didn't do it.

“And I'm like, how did I survive college without coffee?”

So it's in the morning, I just had some water and like... - I drink. - I drink just like pure adrenaline. - I feel like, and like... - Like being young.

- Assessed for life, dare I say? - I just hope, hope and excitement for what the unknown. - And now my TikTok algorithm is women telling their husbands that they want a new life to not kill them and the kids.

“And it's like, you know, you have to like, look out.”

- I love how I'm trying to end on a light note of Pilates and you keep bringing us back. You keep bringing us back and to murder. - And that's all the time we have for today. - Thank you for giggling with us.

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