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I mean, the day just got away from me. Hello, my galvanic gigglers. Great. Well, we're happy because pages E. Coli has ran through her body. [LAUGHTER]
What is E. Coli? I thought you had to like bite a cow in the ass to get E. Coli. I've lived seven months since I've been pregnant. OK, let me just start from the very beginning. OK, let me just do like a full story time.
So we get like the true details happening. Someday night, I go out to dinner. I have some meatballs, OK? Monday, we record the pod. Yeah.
My Monday evening, your Monday morning, OK? And I'm feeling like a little queasy, but not enough to not do giggler squad. Like I was like, I can do giggler squad. Right when we ended giggler squad, it was like my body was like, you fulfilled your obligation, we now are shutting down.
OK, I've truly been in the same spot since you guys left me. I've been right here. I never moved. I never moved. Then I could have taken just sent to me a view attached to an IV
that looked like it was attached to a Pelagrino bottle.
“And I'm like, what the fuck is going on at Italy right now?”
So Monday night, I'm puking my brains out all night. I'm shitting myself. Hannah, I'm sitting on the toilet, shitting. I'm bending over and puking in the bidet. OK, it was, in my head, I was like, so convenient.
This is the most convenient thing I've actually ever encountered in my life. Thank God I own a pajama brand because the amount of pajamas I went through. So what do you think of it? No, I shipped myself. No, I shipped myself.
I had to throw my pajama pants away. I go, I own the company, throw them out. Throw them out. And it wasn't because I couldn't get to the bathroom. It was like, I was going to throw up and then all of a sudden I started.
Every or a fist was exploding. So I wake up Tuesday morning and I'm just like, I think I've died. I think I died and I'm, I'm on my way to heaven. I call it, doctor, doctor comes. I tell him, well, actually my brother's girlfriend Amanda.
“I think fucking God she's here because she's just like been translating everything”
because she speaks like fluent. I was going to say, how do you say puked out of the mouth and the bottle? I'm like, Amanda, can you tell? It was like a lime green. So you, you're so close with her right now.
You know, Amanda are like this, okay, so the doctor comes and everyone in Italy, it's just like so funny.
First of all, there's no HIPAA in Italy.
The whole hotel knew I was sick. Everyone knew. Everyone was going out to my parents, how is she, is she okay? One of the waiters came in like, like, I had ordered room service and I was like, up and he goes, you're up from bed.
You're up. I was like, what thing about the times is they're going to gossip? They're going to talk about it. They're going to talk about it. Also, because they want to know why you're not eating their food.
That's the problem. That's the problem. So I say, I think I ate a meatball that wasn't cooked now.
The doctor was like in person in person.
In person.
Never been down before in Italy.
I was like, okay, it might have been the food, he was like, no, it wasn't. He writes me a prescription to get like an IV and then he wrote me a prescription. Girl is insane. Delusional, making up things. hysteria needs a lobotomy.
I love you. You came for the meatball and they go, get her out. They were like, what? No. He actually made a face like you're stupid.
Like, no, it wasn't the food, maybe it was your stomach. How about you look inside because it wasn't us. And I was like, okay, I mean, it is a hundred degrees here.
“I highly doubt they're storing the all the meat products correctly, but who am I?”
Okay. I digress. But a woman in stone. So then the nurse comes, okay, just the lovelyest woman on the planet. But I'm laying there and I'm like, this is some make shift IV if I've ever seen it.
She's like, I need a hanger. I go for one. I literally, I just says I need a hanger, get the fuck out of there. So then she like hangs it up on the thing. And then I was like obviously nervous for her to put the needle in because I'm like, wait,
what if she's not, she was the best nurse I've ever had put a needle in my arm, ever. I take down the IV, I'm like, I'm like, okay, but I'm like fully incapacitated, like all of Tuesday. I'm like dead. Next day, Wednesday, I have her come do another IV because like the biggest death was the dehydration.
Then on my like fourth round of broth in rice from room service, one of the waiter says, talk about gossip, one of the waiter goes, the whole hotel sick vomit. I go, everyone in the hotel is vomiting.
He goes on the first floor.
“There's a couple of kids that had it and I go, what?”
I literally, I felt because on the last pot, it was like, I have baby fever, the universe was like, bitch, bitch, not like, no, you don't, no, actually you don't wait. So the doctor was right. It wasn't the meatball. Yeah.
No, wasn't the meatball. I had like a legit stomach virus. Kids get everyone sick. No, I literally. You cared so much about trying to eat everything in Italy and we were all rooting for you.
So the fact that this happened, like, I haven't had cheese in four days. No, like, you don't deserve that. I haven't had a cappuccino. Not even a presumed. Oh, nothing.
I've literally, last night I went out to dinner and I was like, I'm so sorry, but can I just have pasta and butter and he was like, um, yes, I guess. I'll see you were posting all your other videos. You were so happy and then you just went silent. And then like, then like my Scorpio brain, like, I'm literally knee deep in the toilet,
like vomiting. And I'm like someone put a goddamn hex on me. Like someone literally put a cell on me. Yeah. Then you're going to your Rolex of people that are on your shit list.
Oh, put it up back. But jokes on them because I'm so sad. Yeah. I'm feel great. You're hydrated.
I'm hydrated. I look better than ever and no, now I'm really taking on the world. But I haven't had any gelato. I can't believe I have any. This is the longest I've ever gone without cheese.
I think my whole life and it's like, and my body's finally functioning. Yeah. And I feel great. This is the first day that I'm literally out of bed. Like I went to breakfast and went to the pool.
I was worried that like, I was going to have to navigate somehow doing an episode with my fucking flat ass smile without you, but everything worked out.
I would never leave you like that.
Yeah. We would just do live from the toilet. It's page of Sorbo Saturday night. Yeah. I was going to have you send me voice notes like you in the bathroom.
You know, that's the darkest time of your life when you're like a lone vomiting. That's when you see God. I think. No, I literally said this is how people in other countries die. They get a parasite of some weird shit and then they die.
I mean, it was like 5 a.m.
“I think like Tuesday morning and I was like, can you get my mom?”
Can you get my affairs in order? Can you please call my mom and so they're my mom has to come to my room? And my mom, like typical my mother, she goes, "Well, you throw up so dramatically."
She's like, "You throw your whole body into it.
She's like, "I've thrown up three times in my life. Like, you're so annoying." She was happy with that about not doing that. It's not. No, she was like seriously.
Just throw up like a normal person. My stomach muscles are so sore from legitimately contracting to like, "You know, maybe you had an exorcism."
“No, honestly, I was like clean out all the toxins and the demons and whatever I've been”
holding on to get it out. I'm truly, I truly, there's nothing left and you're a blank slate. Well, I got nervous because I was like, am I like at this point pooping out my organs? Because there's just no way. There's no way.
What's coming out at this point? Every hour on the hour, I was throwing up and going to the bathroom.
Were you like left to fund for yourself for most of this or was there always someone like
patting a rack? No. My whole family, it was as if I was literally dying. Like there were even people in the hallway when my parents were like going to breakfast like, "How is she?"
Like, the whole, my whole floor now. Everybody knew about it. They had yellow tape all around your door. I went to breakfast this morning and they were like, "Oh my God, like sit down. Like we're so happy to see you.
I was like, does everyone know?" But you love the attention a little. You're like, "It's me." Yeah, I did. I'm the girl.
I've always been talking about. It's hard to be the egg girl for so tell. But also there was a part of me that was like, I feel like the universe was like, you know what?
I've never stayed in bed on a vacation and I feel like this vacation is so long that
I, it was actually nice to just like, I couldn't go out and do anything. So like, I've never just enjoyed a hotel room the way I did the past four days. And enjoy is a strong word, but strong word. I see. She's like, I saw every corner of the room.
Everyone was spinning at one point. It's so funny because I am also living in a hotel like, what's the Eloise? I feel like Eloise. Yeah. Everyone knows me now, I go down like, you know, my order, the usual.
Some of the best like chicken broth and rice I've ever had in my life. Well, they probably use Ortso. That was so Italian.
“When you say Ortso, you have to use your wrist.”
Well, no, they use what they use for risotto. Yeah. So it's not like, yes. Is that Ortso? Kind of.
Yeah, kind of. No. You're classic Jasmine rice, you know, what do I do? Well, anyway, hi, how are you? Good, you know, diva's have been going down.
My smile update. This is going to sound crazy. And if you're watching the YouTube, I can feel like a millimeter of the edges. It's so embarrassing, but like, okay, I'm going to try to do it. Yeah.
I see it. No, I see it. And I'm not gaslighting you. Okay, it's literally huge for me. But when I tell you, if you just watch that, you're like, it's not good.
It's not good. No, like, you're going to go through phases. Yeah. The good thing is I feel like I can talk. Like there were a couple episodes of gigless squad.
I was like, I sound like I have a dick at my mouth. Yeah. Take the dick out. Hey, do me a favor. Okay, take the dick out of your mouth.
That's an amazing insult.
Hey, do me a quick favor for a second. Take the dick out of your mouth and talk to me like an adult. You love that thing that I love. You got jacked up on that. You go, add that to the repertoire.
Here's what I love. Take that. Take out. Well, let's go to my question, because you're not doing reality view right now. Where are you putting all your good insults?
“Because I feel like, where are we putting it to your brother?”
Thank you so much for asking. Because I know you have a side of you that's like we need to let this out in an artistic form. Okay, one of the most amazing things about going on a vacation, especially with your sibling and their significant others and your significant other, is they can see what your
sibling dynamic is and Gary said something so heinously means to me the other day to the point where I don't even remember what it was because I started laughing hysterically and his girlfriend was like, Gary, that was so mean and he was like, that's her love language. She loved it. Look how she's laughing.
So a lot of my insults have been going like about people, but just to my mom and dad. And when my dad says, whoa, hey, that was harsh.
That's when I know I have to really rain it in because he's like, say, go pat...
And he doesn't like the word "kunt" so if I throw in like, and that fucking corn. He goes, no. He goes, that's where I put the fuck down. Yeah, that's where he draws the last. See, I explained to my parents that like culturally in England, it's like a filler word and
they've like gotten over that. But like also not throwing around for all the time. Only when do it once in a while it's very there.
“Yeah, it's better when you like save it for important times.”
Um, oh my god, it's so funny with the brothers. I also think people talking shit about people, there's nothing that bonds you more with your brother's significant other than talking shit about your brother. And I know like that sounds fucked up, but like me sitting in a car with my brother's wife being like, you know, and her green, it's like the best feeling in the world.
And it's true love, like it's true family connection.
I have this running joke with Amanda that like, when they first started dating, I like,
pulled her aside and I was like, get out and get out. Right? You have a root for her, like root for her while she's fighting with him. Like you're like, come on girl. But early last night, he like said something to her and I like looked at him.
And I was like, what the fuck did you just say to her? Like I like, no, now it's kind of crazy because legally I've had to be on his side for 33 years. And now I, I'm not, I'm on her side. And like on vacation, like sometimes whole say things to her that like, he would say to
me and she'll be like, I'm not your sister and he's like, right, yeah, I can't say that. You could talk to her like that don't talk to me like that period. I've been reading the YouTube comments. The comments are so funny because I've been posting updates on Instagram and my smile. And it's people being like, oh my god, it looks better.
Like on my day 27 everyone's like, it looks better. And the next calm will be like, it's really, really, really bad. And then the next one will be like, day 30, it'll come back. Like it's so funny seeing everyone's different reactions to it, but overall everyone's laughing.
But one girl sent the nicest message that she basically was like, Hannah, seeing you on
Laskely squad episode, stop covering your mouth and just like letting it go. Made me feel, it was like empowering and made me feel more confident about my own insecurities. Like basically like, if you could own being that fucked up and like normalizing it,
“I could own my shit and I was like, okay, that's what I bring to this planet.”
That's what I bring. But now look at me. I'm like, this is me now, bitch, take it or let me see now. Wait, the photo. You posted a view in des and then you're like, wait, why is my smile?
Okay, so there's a desis special for an international gigglers and whatever. It's on YouTube right now. See, she watched on YouTube. So I posted to promote it and I took a wedding photo. He's mid sentence of something so his mouth looks like literally my smile.
No, no, no, no, it was exactly your smile. Because of my sceneral. How is the show going? Oh my God.
How is can you're like your Canadian?
I'm so fully Canadian. I've also been like such a foodie. I've gone to a bunch of different restaurants because des came to visit. Wait. Oh, I was going to say, with who?
No. And I'm alone. I get so scared. Like I want to be going to the pool. Like I'm so scared.
But wait, really? Look, even like shopping, I don't like shopping alone because like you walk in and it's just like, also with my smile, it's honestly added to my social anxiety because I'm like, I don't want to disappoint people, like you walk and greeting really gets me anxious right now.
Actually, like, I was very depressed for like two weeks, like I wasn't even calling grace. I know. Because I was like, I don't want to bring negative energy to her. I don't want to burden people with my friends. No, actually, you'd be surprised how many like friends I have that I just didn't want
to tell because I didn't want to ruin their day. Yeah, that's really considered of you. But you wouldn't be ruining anyone's day. I know. You have to let it out.
“You have to, this is a perfect example of depression.”
You have to get it out. Yeah. You can't just sit with it like a single or stronger when you keep it in. Yeah. But, you know, the show, I can't wait for the show to come out.
I don't know when it's coming out, but it's really a great show and like productions have been so cool with me. Yeah. And we've like really leaned into this character, but also a lot of, now I'm like obsessed with people smile.
Like, I watch something. I'm like that person. Yeah. I'm like, oh my god. That person has a beautiful smile.
Like, literally yesterday this girl was like doing something.
She's like smiling in front of me.
I was like, are you trying to hurt my face?
I was like, tealessing it. No smiling and making eye contact with me because it ruins my fucking day.
“No, it's a lesson in being grateful because that's how I feel about like being able”
to eat cheese right now. I'm like, remember last week when I was just chowing down on creams and different milks and frozen milks and different aged parreras. I was so, that was so nice, wasn't it? And like every time I go to my family like maybe I'll just try a little cheese, they're
all at the same time like, no, but that makes me want to be naughty and do it. Then makes me want to take it back to my room and just be like, they don't know, I'm going to fucking eat this shit. Well last night I got back to my room and my brother texted me and he was like, I got
I ordered two pizzas and I was like, oh, he's literally the devil on your shoulder.
He's like, I want to get crazy and I won't tell anybody. Such an older brother, he's like wants to stuff me full of cheese, see what happens. It's like he's. You're his Barbie doll that just wants a sharpie all over. Burn it.
Wait, the other day, okay, so the way like our rooms are set up, we're three in a row. Like my parents, me, then Gary, I'm like the balcony is like low enough that like if you
“stood on a chair, you can see over, but you have to like get up on a chair.”
So every time I go out on my balcony and my dad hears me, he jumps up on a chair and like looks over at me. Well, the other day when I was really sick, I needed them to come in and like change my sheets because I was just like disgusting.
So I went and I sat, but I couldn't go anywhere.
So I like just went and sat out on the balcony while they were like cleaning my room. And the woman had come outside because she was wiping down the like sliding glass store. And she just, it got on the sliding glass store. No, she was just, oh, you were just spraying all our couch. She was just like selling everything.
She was just really helping me out, okay? Wait, a towel and love cleaning. You know, she was. I was having a feel to it. She brought me extra blankets and pillows.
“Like she knew that I was like, so my mom was out there with me and she, my brother on the”
other side didn't know that the cleaning woman had come outside. He jumped up on the chair and he had a, you know, those like things that help men put their shoes on. Okay, yeah, like like that, what are they called? I have no idea, but like men are so weak. You need something to help you get your shoes on.
A shoe horn. It's called a shoe horn. Oh, yeah, shoe horn. They helped them put on like dress shoes, whatever they, and truly like, oh, the Patriarchy can't even bend.
Yeah. Let's study endometriosis. Okay. But my brother pops over his head with the shoe horn, like, by the way, he's turning 40 soon, continue.
It's a grown man physically threatening people and, and the cleaning woman, she's fact like, what the fuck? She was like, don't go into the disorders with Roma. It's a very scatty in there. My brother was like, sorry, and my mom goes, no, we're all family.
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“"The median says, "The herdonkey smile is because of..." When the fuck did we say "donkey"?”
Never said "never said "donkey smile" also, what does the donkey smile look like?"
Okay, well, no, but I read it, and I was like, "I'm being misquoted". I've never, then I was like, "Did I say donkeys?" You know, sometimes you're like, "I think you're taking out because I've never said, I would never say a "donkey smile". I've also never said "The word donkeys".
I've never, it's, it's the smile on donkey together. Also, I've never shamed a donkey, like, animals are perfect. And like in what context, like, are we talking about donkeys? No, literally, "donkeys" out of it. So anyway, they just gas at me to say that I called my, just say,
"I look like a donkey, don't make it like, I'm telling myself, I look like a donkey." Who wrote it? Someone at Yahoo? Not a good glare.
No, no, no, okay, good, whatever. Um, also everyone was worried about your, like, ganglion cyst.
“And did you see, like, all the responses about what to do?”
So many responses. I think the number one response was like, it's a five to ten minute procedure. It's honestly not that big of a deal. That's not the number one response I saw. Oh, what was yours?
People were saying to hit it with a Bible. Oh, yeah. Is that like, that one I knew? I knew that one. That'll get me to get his Bible and hit you with it.
It's going to literally grab his shoe and you like, I loved it. I've been waiting out for you to pass. No, I knew that was like one of the things to do. But I don't want to do that. You don't want to do surgery on yourself?
Well, everyone was like, it will come back. If you do that, and even if you go and get it drained,
“most likely it comes back, they said the only way to really ensure it doesn't”
is to like get the procedure. I think I would just go and get it drained. Are we like becoming those girls in their 30s who were just talking about, like, back pain and like, sis? Forget, well, we're growing with the good girls.
We're all the same age and like this. What we're going through, we're just talking about them. And this is how you get endometriosis research money. Like speaking to talk about us. Yes, yes. I don't know what I'm going to do with this thing.
Because now she's like a part of me, you know? But someone did say stress and anxiety contribute to these. I know, I'm, it's kind of you can like, exercise that maybe you could bedazzle it or something. Yeah, maybe I could build it a little home.
First of all, give it an outfit, I'm matching set.
Put a little eyes and a mouth on it. I feel like hold on, I have to talk to my ganglances. What do you think? What up gang? There they are, they're coming.
Oh, so stupid. I really miss you. I feel like-- No, I miss you so much. Like, I feel like I have so much, but like, I need to see you in person.
Dead, but like, so I did-- I was just like being like, it'll be okay.
Like, I didn't know what to say, but I also--
I want to bother you because you were dead, but then I also didn't want to like, make you think I forgot you were dying. Honestly, nobody bothered me while I was dead because I haven't been this. I haven't been this sick since truly like college high school.
I was so sick that I didn't even know where my phone was. I've heard the past week because I truly couldn't-- I couldn't even look at my screen. Do you just say I jinxed us? A couple episodes ago before the master massacre.
And your E. coli? I basically was like being in your 30s is great because when something bad happens to your 20s, you're like, this is the first time it's happening.
“Like, I'm so scared, my life is over, but in your 30s,”
you're like, I've dealt with this, I'll be okay.
And then things that have never happened to us.
Like, the smile situation I'm like, I've never come across this has never come across my desk. I don't know how to handle this. I think this is the end for me. So the universe loves to fuck with us
and be like, oh, you think you know? No, I couldn't believe. I said I had baby fever. And then you almost died from a baby. The hotel, like, maternity was like,
bunch of kids brought it in and I was like, those other pop cars. Also, there's a lot of people from Australia here. Oh, um, No, which is crazy.
Yeah, I keep saying, no, but because I feel like that flight is insane, unless they live in America. Hmm, but it's funny. It's fine to see what vacation spots
people love like the British go to or the Australian versus the Americans. Yeah.
But Australians, I feel like are good vibes.
They love to like have a good time. Well, I think the gaggle of Australian kids is who gave me this dire disease. Well, I love you are now in a full beef with a bunch of six roads.
“I've been, well, here's the thing, because I got to the pool today”
and I go, "Which one is little?" Which one is little? Slimy. Little rats. Yeah, gave me a fucking virus.
No, truly, there were, because of the number one thing I thought there's like a lot of old people at our pool. I feel like I was like if someone over the age of 75 is getting this,
that's it, you're done. I don't know how you're coming back from it. Because it was, I mean, I thought I was going to heaven at one point.
Oh, God. Anyhow. Well, the good news. I know I'm healing a little bit because, or maybe I'm just in terms of what? Just because not my mouth,
not my mouth, but just because I'm like, maybe it's just 'cause I'm bored in hotel, but I've been watching some reality TV. What are you gonna watch? Well, I sent you this long voice note about Rhode Island.
Did you listen? You did. Oh, my God. I said, you like, when did you send it? I was during your death spiral.
Then, you know what? Because I was like, I want her wake up in the morning and just have, like, my opinions, but I've been watching. Wait, now you did it.
Or maybe you watched it during a blackout. No, I feel like I would have remembered pressing play. Are you sure it's in? Or maybe I sent it to the wrong person. And they're like, why is Henny talking?
I got your screenshot pictures. It was before I. Anyway, keep going. Anyway. We're just trying to figure out our communication.
Um. So. But. Okay. With Rhode Island.
I love the accent so much. And I have to say Alicia is one of the funniest personalities to ever grace our screens. And she truly is not trying to be funny,
“which I think is the most magical part about it.”
When everything she says hits and her being like, I love a summer. I love a fake. Yeah. I love a cracker.
I love. I love a whole. I love a horse. I love a horse. She's allergic to horses and she goes, isn't that sad?
That's so sad. Because I love a horse.
Because she never lives in her joke.
She just says it. She. Billy. Billy. It's just her personality.
She's incredible. You've had her pizza. Pizza Mama? Remember? Yes.
Remember. Lucho brought us pizza to radio city from Rhode Island. It's amazing. Yeah. I'm pretty sure it was her place.
That's where it was from. I don't know. I also kind of made that up. But I'm pretty sure you've had it. But yeah.
People are getting in fights. And it's just so nothing makes sense. Because of like edits. So like you just don't know. Anyone's actual stamp.
It's just so crazy. There is a world where Gagly squad intent to 20 years turns into just a reality TV recap pod.
Because watching a reality show as an old old.
Oh my god. Why did I just do that to me? I was like a monster. As a former reality person.
You can tell when it's the problem is bigger.
And they can't show it on TV because it won't. It's too much. It won't make sense. And like there's a moment where you're like. But what's the real fight about that?
I was the real thing. Yeah. The reason. They're just saying yes to everything. Even the reunion where they're like.
Rula. Why would you go on a reality show when your husband is. Mid-a-fair. Yeah. And the guy.
The husband was kind of like. I don't know. I find them. I find that archetype of people. Like.
Because I would put them in the same. Obviously it's not the same thing. Because Jen Shaw literally scammed. Like so many people and old people. Which I think is disgusting.
But I'd put them in the same archetype of person. Where it's like. Wait. But obviously people were going to find out about this. Like why would you.
How could you go on a reality show doing something so horrible. And also illegal in Jen's case. And think that no one was going to pick up on it. I could be wrong. But I feel like.
Rula and them at one point.
“You have to look like the little things people say.”
Towards the end he was basically like the husband was like.
Well, where the stars the show. And him saying that made me realize like. Oh. They got the opportunity to do reality TV. They want to be famous.
They were in discussions. But she was like. Will handle it. Also I love saying in discussions. They, they use different words for when she goes.
They were echoes. They were echoes. That's what Liz says. They have different words for like just he fucking cheated. You know what I mean?
But um, isn't it crazy how no they talk about their husband's cheating. Like it's the 1950s. He stepped out. He stepped out. Yes.
He stepped out. Like he trips. I'm like at looking at the TV. I'm like no he fucks someone else. Like what are you talking about?
“If you want to stay with your man because like what that's fine.”
But I think what was frustrating people was that she was trying to play dumb when she's not dumb. She's not dumb at all. She's extremely smart and she kept being like just trusting him. And I know it's because you want to trust him and you have a family with him.
But they really thought that they could go on the show and just like deny deny deny. But Jo Ellen, who by the way, everyone calls her evil. And then Liz tries to be like they just don't show the evil stuff. Um, but like she hasn't really done anything evil besides like be like a dog with a bone when it comes to a guy cheating.
But by the way, like. Guys now are allowed to cheat and no one cares. No one cares. They're like, well, did she deserve an wing? Probably.
Yeah, she like did she smirk weird when he did you think about like what she was like to live with. Oh my god. Okay. Of course, he should've cheated on her.
The girl that he fully had paperwork with. Also, Rhode Island is a very interesting cast because they've all known each other for so long. That's why it's good. Yeah, think about like your high school friends or your college friends. If you guys were all about to film a show in your head, you would think like,
“okay, she's going to be like this kind of character because that's how she is and she's going to be like this.”
So I think they all went into it the way they think of each other. So like everyone's going to hate Joanne because we hate Joanne. Yes, but then they're on the show and America's watching and they're like, well, we love this woman. She was never homeless. She was never homeless.
Oh my gosh. She was never homeless. I do love Liz though. Like I like all of that. Liz announced she's gone because I think Liz was going to kill someone.
Like Liz was like, I don't want to have to kill someone on the show. And that's why I'm not going to be here.
It is also like your first season of reality television.
It's such a blur because you're then obviously when it comes out, you're like, wait. What? Yeah. Like I can't believe I did that. And it is intrusive.
It's extremely intrusive. Not everyone. Once you get a taste of it, not everyone wants to keep doing it. So I like I kind of respect her decision or she's like, I did it. I like experienced it.
Like so fun. It's kind of similar to like a general lion's or she's like, yeah, I liked it. But I don't like it enough to be like a full cast member where you have that much access to me. Well, also you don't know.
You don't know what's going to define you out of like all the hours that you ...
You don't know what moment people are going to be like, and that's who she is.
Yeah. And Liz actually was really good image. I think Liz had one of these.
“When people would fight with her, she would take it very personally because she was like,”
I've known you since you were born. Since you were born, I saw you come out of your mother's vagina. And you are going to attack me on TV. Like that's the thing. When you confront someone on a reality show, you're not just confronting them.
You're deciding I want America to see this accusation of you. And it makes it so much deeper. Yeah. And I feel like if you're on a reality show in you or the type of person to be like, Oh, I don't think of the cameras. Like, I just feel like you're lying.
Because you're lying. Really, you're not. You don't think of the guy standing in front of you with the massive camera. Like you don't think about it. I mean, you definitely can't control everything because you can't be on top of it all the time.
Because it's too hard. Like you'll forget to control yourself, I think. When you film for so long, at some point, you're like, I need to let out my opinion.
I think that they were a phenomenal cast and they did a phenomenal job as a first season.
So I would say probably the best housewife franchise in general. Because it's like their own culture. And also, you know, why they were good, they make up fast. Like when Alicia freaked out on Rosie. Because Rosie was trying to stir the pot.
And then Rosie was like, hey, I'm really sorry. She was like, I love ya. After she was like, welcome to Rhode Island, bitch.
“But that's what makes a good show to be like,”
If they stayed mad, each other, the rest of the show that's boring. So boring. Get over it. But the thing is come season two and season three, people get really jealous. And it goes of who's doing well, who's not.
So things get really good.
And people get blinded by anger.
And then they do do things that are life ruining our life altering. And because these are their real friends. Like, I could see it being even harder. Like, they've known them for so long. Also, we have a reality TV update.
Layla from Mormon wise has come out as bisexual. I get one stomach virus. And I lose all track of the Mormon wise. Wait, they're, it's insane right now the Mormon wise online. What are they doing?
What are they doing? It's great. It's great. We'll also, I can't follow court shit. But like Dakota Taylor has like a live stream going of like a,
What's it called when you like ask questions? A, a disc couldn't deposition. Deposition. I don't understand what his deposition is because they like you don't have to answer any questions if you don't want to. Why would you answer any questions?
If they're going to use it against you. I don't know. And ask Gary. Actually, don't. I don't, he's busy like trying to hit people with a shoe horn.
No, but. (laughs) He cares busy. No, that Dakota guy is real deranged. Like, he's real scared.
He's on another level. He's redoing really scary things like timing the timing the videos. He posts of her. You can see in he just posted some video of her and she was very clearly like postpartum. And she's begging him to just like stop.
Like you can feel the frustration in her. And that's like the craziest level of abuse that I like. I feel so. It's reactive abuse, which actually. They do take advantage of with reality view.
Sometimes they just show people's reactions and not with the reaction too. But that just me raising awareness.
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How could you, from outside the club, you can't even get in.
And it's all these texts about opportunities she had that she said no to another girl said yes to.
“And then the internet's divided because they're like, is that a flex that you didn't want to do gigs?”
And the other girls did it, like I don't know. It's just a mom talk is in chaos. Well, let's call it Spade. Maybe multiple of them founded mom talk. They got to show because of Taylor.
Yeah. That's the only reason they're on TV is because Taylor had an affair. But again, this is what happens with reality. It got to the point where it's just egos. Who gets a credit?
Who gets a credit? And who deserves what? But you're right about the code.
The first scene when they were in that restaurant.
And he goes, I couldn't believe you message me. Like, I could just tell that he was a fan more. Yeah. Like, he's just a fan that got in. He is the biggest fan.
He's not even a fan because I feel like that's a compliment. He wants to be her. Yeah. He wants to be the founder of Mom Talk. He's like a good enough looking guy.
He wants to be a guy. That she messaged him.
“And he basically was like, this is my, she's my, like, um, what do they call it?”
Silver Spoon. I don't know if that's. I mean, I guess you could use that in that context. But I don't think that is tradition. I'm not really flugged out.
What did I say? Well, typically the saying is like, they were born with the Silver Spoon in the mouth. Like, they were born with, like, a leg up. They were born with, like, wealthy. But I guess actually you could say she's my.
I actually, I actually, I actually kind of like that. That's actually like, yeah, through a new spin on it. I take that dick out of your mouth and that Silver Spoon. Do your favorite take that dick out of your mouth and put in this Silver Spoon. From rags to riches.
No, like, and you guys were not high right now. Um, wait, do you want to hear something really sad? No. The owner of the gelado shop in town passed away. So they shut down the gelado shop.
And there's a sign in the window. All I could think about is your grandpa. I don't know why. Oh, and in the sign in the window, it said clothes due to morning.
And I was like, oh. And what tellings are so good at processing their emotions. I can change a lot of what in of wanted us to continue without him for the week. Why did I turn it to long I went? Yeah, and gelado.
No. Is that so sad? Well, tellings love putting up a clothes sign. They love be back later. So you're going to day off.
They're taking a day off. Yeah. Be our be. Well, I send my condolences to the gelado. The gelado king.
Um, but anyway, no easy way to segue.
But Leyla had her first orgasm.
Oh, okay. Which is so funny. But, no, she had her orgasm. But she also she's by. So basically like men just weren't doing it for her. And everyone was like pointy finger at her.
“Like you have to like figure out how to orgasm.”
And she's like, I can't with a man. And then she went and she woke up. And she was like, oh, because I like women. Yeah, I was going to say she has a girlfriend. She couldn't do it with a vibrator like before.
Maybe she I think she was. But she like wasn't. It wasn't happening with men. So she has like a hot girlfriend with tattoos. Yeah.
Yeah. I love that friend. I'm like so happy. And if I could, I would. And if I could, I would.
I could, I would. I would. I would, but I can't. Then on my TikTok. Something came up.
I don't know why I get all these TikToks about. Guys on the DL. Maybe it's because I was on the DL in a past life. If you don't know what the means. It means straight men who are gay on the download.
And this guy speaks as like a former DL man. And he's like this gorgeous guy who like is straight passing. And he's like, hey, as a former DL man. I just want you know that. Guys on the DL tend to go for like really traditional beautiful women.
Like so we think we just think about it. Like kind of like a gay guy. Really that's gorgeous. I'd rather be around that. And he's like really traditional beautiful women.
End up with guys on the DL a lot. And I was like, I have to send this to page. But you know all these like girls on Instagram who are gorgeous. And then they have these gorgeous boyfriends. And then you click on the boyfriend.
And you hear him talk. And you're like, why would know the amount of times I've like followed a girl for years.
And I've never looked at their husband.
And then I've just randomly given a gander.
I'm like, I think that's gay.
Because in photos, they look so good together. Yeah. I'm like a gorgeous couple. Because they're used to each other. There's actually a girl on the internet.
I don't even know what her name is. Like on TikTok that's like a crazy girl.
“Like a crazy like you should not go to school and just like get married.”
Like one of those girls I don't even know. But she like fights with people on the internet. And then like they showed a picture of her husband. They know they showed a video of her husband. Like and it was so blatantly obvious that he.
It was just like sad. I'm like take it. These girls get brainwashed. But then part of me, like my feelings were hurt. Because I was like, oh, so I'm not good looking up for a deal. Okay.
Have you never dated someone where you've like been out with them and you're like,
taking a minute where you're like, I think you might be gay. Never. The only gay guy that I ever dabbled with. I never hooked up with him. Was one of these guys who was like two masculine.
Like he was over like so masculine. And then when I heard that he might be messing around with men like a year later. I just talked him for a couple of months. I was like, oh, that makes sense. That's a different kind of view.
That's a different kind of view. That's a drama response.
“That's like guys in the military who were like superbump and tied it up.”
And just the most masculine guy ever. And then you find out who's on a deal. So he, he really tricked me. Some of these guys are not out here even trying to trick girls. Yeah.
I like them to put it all out on the table.
They're like, don't want to stomp that last season. I'm proud of you on me, honey. And I'm like, let's get married. [laughter] We haven't so guys page and I like pitched this like show concept.
We're like page falls in love with a guy who pretends to be gay. Who is actually gay and she finds out later. And these people gave us notes and they were like, but that's just like it's not realistic. And we were like, this is based on a biography.
This is based on real life on the ground journalism. One of the writers was like, we just feel like page is too smart and she catch on. And me and Hannah and then we're like, ah, actually, we don't think that. I think a page is way too smart to fall for something like that. I'm like, this is happening to girls every single day.
This is an epidemic that we have to talk about. All over America, women are getting tricked. Okay.
But then it's like, is it better sometimes to just be with a DL guy
who understands your fashion and likes to gossip with you and is good looking. No. Okay. No. I think that that's the whole argument of like lavender averages. I think lavender marriages work. I get those.
“I understand if you want to have children and this is your friend and your,”
and their gay, whatever. It's also kind of like an arranged marriage where like two people earnestly believe this is what they want. It can work. Like if the, if the guy is like, this is what I want to be for me.
It works. Anyway, I have a sports update since this is a sports podcast. And you guys've all been waiting for the sports updates. Is the, is the cup still? I'm officially into the world.
Why did I just say that? Wait, you are. I was just going to say it's still going on. Does came over and was like, we're watching the world cup. And I was like, okay.
And I like made him explain shit to me. And then like, now I'm, like, all in. It's so annoying. Like I was watching it alone last night. But, um, oh, I hate when you do stuff like that.
I have like a weird like hyper fixation with it. You get so into random. I don't know. I'm in a k-hole. Now my whole feed is like men kicking.
And they look them all up. Okay, give me what's the deal with the guy with all the God damn burkins. Oh, so it looks like he is lip filler. But he's just, he's just from Switzerland.
So like men are just beautiful. It's like, I cheekbones and huge lips. And just like, he's like six, five. He's like, who I can even look right out. I'm like, so he's.
Yeah. Yeah, he's just really good. It has a good personality. And he's talented and he's winning. But the soccer is just,
I mean, I don't really have any. Insight, I just didn't understand why. Every play. They don't just like, someone kicks the ball towards the goal. And then they all jump and like have a chance to get it in.
Because like, it's so fucking hard to get a goal. I'm like, why are we not just like, I feel like percentage wise. Just kick it near the goal and see what happens. And does it like, no, they have to set up the play.
They have to set up the play and like, yeah, but they could be setting up the play all fucking game. And someone like hits it off their ankle. And it goes in the other goal. Also, why the fuck would America create football and call it football?
When the entire world was using the term football for soccer?
Like, well, that's like us using inches and Fahrenheit.
Yeah, but. But. No, that's actually the end. It's like. No, you. Oh, my.
But like football is created in one. Like the 50s.
“Yeah, like football was already a thing.”
Like, call it. Call something like soccer was, yeah, like the game of soccer was already a thing. So when they created American football, they're like, what do we call it?
They're, they're a bunch of idiots got together. And was like, why don't we steal the name of a sport that's already being played? Like, why didn't anyone stop them? You're like, who was that of the meeting that day?
Also, foot and ball.
In American, they don't ever kick it.
They kick it. They have a kick, but they're like a kicker. That why wouldn't it be called handball? That's a thing, too. That's a separate thing.
We'll come up with another thing, but you know, it made me think comparing the two. American football should have been called soccer. And soccer and soccer should have been called football. Possibly. Because what the hell is soccer?
The branding is all over the place. It's all over the place. And it's because it's all the men.
“Yeah, because men don't straight men don't know branding.”
That's for sure. But with soccer, the men, like, they want to get called fouls called. So they, like, flop. Like, they get hit slightly.
And they do the whole, like, rolling around, like, a fish on the ground. They're your cat when you're away for a while. And you come home. They just fall in front of you. Or, like, a toddler.
They're, like, a toddler. They're, like, they fall. And you're looking at them. Like, are you going to cry? Are you going to cry?
Are you going to cry? And they look around to see. If no ref calls a whistle, they just get up and keep going. Oh, they're sick. They're liars and cheaters.
They're, no, they're really sick. But it's funny 'cause football. Yeah, they have pads and stuff.
“But football, American football, so fucking complicated.”
They're getting hit with each other's helmets. Like, rammed every play. And these are six, eight guys that rammed. Get right back up, run back to the play. And then soccer, someone's, like, kind of, like,
hits another guy's shin. And they, like, accolade, hit by a car. When I got hit by a car, I had less reaction. American football is, like, truly modern day. Like, gladiators.
Yeah, which, and it's not right. It's not right. Because, yes, he did get up immediately and go back to the line. But his brain is bleeding. And he can't spell.
But my murder, someone in five to six. There's a 50% chance someone's going to get murdered. The men don't have a good enough track record that were taking this man chances with that. Also, what's crazy is, like, if he murder someone,
he's still probably just got like a three day suspension. Isn't it crazy, really? That, like, men commit 90% of violent crimes. Like, is that, like, you don't say that enough? Just every day.
That was in my first special.
When I talk about gun violence. Yeah, doing the work of the people. Yeah. Because that's just a crazy, steady person.
If only women were allowed to have guns. Gun violence would be down 80%. Because occasionally we'd have a slip-up. Look, I thought it was on sale. You said it was on sale.
They're saying it's not on sale. I want to return this. I can't find it on sale. You're saying just in-store credit. Well, now I need to pull out my gun.
There's a force I was going on. And I feel like things are getting sold out. You guys, thank you so much for gingling with us. Thank you for all your support during this difficult time. But both of us have been navigating.
You are a rock. We love you so much. And also we may have some merch dropping soon. See ya. Love you so much.
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