Giggling about engagement rumors, runways, and rooftopping

- Sub big blue. - Here it is, fix your life out. - Man, it's not that true. - We can't be manage. (laughing)

“- I'm in the day just got away from you.”

- We're back, baby. Hello, my, um... Gorgonzola, gigless. - When's the last time I saw you in person? Like, when's the last time I touched your skin?

- Well, you never really touched me when we're together.

- Next time we're gonna hug. - No, I remember the last time. I don't remember when it was, but I remember being like, "I'm not gonna see you for a long time."

- Oh, yeah. - And you were like, I cannot wait to show you my outfits in Italy. - I'm so happy to be back though. Like, it was such a good trip,

but I'm so happy to be home. - Well, I was feeling, you were requests. People are like, "Where's Paige, where's Paige, where's Paige?" And then they were like, "She's been gone for two months." - And I'm like, "No, I missed you on."

- But no, I don't think it was too long. - It was a transformational trip. - Really? - Inwards and outwards. I had so much fun, but also I was like,

ready to get home to like the comforts of my own bathroom. (laughs) - Do you feel like you need a vacation from your vacation?

“- Well, that's what, like, the second part”

of the trip kind of is-- - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're like, I factored that in, don't worry. - I factored that in because my court is all levels just like, go way down, and my brother got engaged.

Which also, by the time I saw the rumors that I got engaged, it was like, past the time, but I could say something on Instagram. So I was like, "I'll get it on my forum." - I have to formally apologize 'cause I actually was,

I always end up part of the drama, and I don't even read.

I swear, like, you know me. Like, my name always gets thrown around. - I don't do anything at all. - I don't mean anything at all. - And we were face timing as we do,

and I smiled and page was like, dying laughing, and like, it brings me joy to see you laughing so hard at my ugly face. So I screenshot it, and I posted it so innocently. - Wait, I feel like, I didn't even see that.

- I posted, basically, it's me like this, and you're like this, like, laughing cute. - And it looks like I got engaged. - Well, then I put my phone down, go about my day. (laughing)

- The cost. - That's it. So you started a rumor about me, while I was literally having IBS symptoms. Did I do something like that?

- Yeah, sometimes you had a coli bay, like, "Wait, where's I have IBS symptoms?" No, so everyone in the comments is like, "Oh my God, page faced time to show you the ring, "and you guys are like freaking out."

And I'm like, "I wouldn't ruin her engagement "by be like this." - Can you imagine? (laughing) - Making it about my smile.

I feel like I don't page my engagement, but look at my smile when she got engaged. - Even any time I posted a picture smiling at the gigglers were like, honestly, it's this is like the meanest thing ever. - Well, yeah, double that's bullying.

So you started a rumor about me. - One of my friends texted me, it was like, did page get engaged? - No, my mom was getting text messages. She was like, "She was like, "Wait, what?"

She was like, "No, Gary." And then my mom was like, "Did I tell?" Like, she was like, "I think I told them that it was Gary." - Or like, "Poor Gary?"

Everyone goes, "It was Gary and everyone goes, "Oh."

“- Well, the best thing about it is like Gary”

and his now fiance who is like a gem of this earth. I literally, I'm so excited for them. She doesn't have Instagram either. - So like, they don't give a shit at all. Like they didn't know, they were like, "What?"

Like, they are like real people living in the real world. - I'll post them the news letter, because you were just going like this like, like, it looked like you were like excited and happy. - I thought you were like, "Can a girl get go?"

- Can I wear a white dress and have a laugh? - Sorry you've a tan and white is the best to go with that. Also, my thing is like, for a second, was I like, did you get engaged? I think you wouldn't get engaged at the end of your trip.

- Also, I feel like you'll know. - No, fully. - No, you wanna know one thing that was like kind of, I did see a couple of comments and they were like, have you seen her nails?

She would never get engaged like that.

And I was like, (laughs) just because of my nails grow, I got them done the day before I left my nails and hair grow at a rapid rate. - Yeah, there's for three years.

(laughs) - And I looked down and I was like, they don't let you get away with anything. - No, I don't, I can't get away with it. - When I was dying. - And I was dying.

- And I was dying. - Also, I guess I didn't really think much of it because like, which seems weird because you would think it would be more when you're on reality TV, but whatever.

Anything I've seen about myself, post reality TV, I'm like, that, where the heck did they get that?

that's even been close to being true. So when I saw the, I was getting engaged, it was like the middle of the night and I was like, what am I gonna do with this? So I just went about my life.

- Well, this is the problem with rumors, especially like, Duma.

People love to be like, Duma's always wrong.

That's a problem is that it's not. Occasionally, it is like, for example, Jack Antonov and Margaret Quali, they were rumors and everyone's like shut up Duma. And then it's real, but then someone like us,

we, I get off summer house. I don't post my husband for a couple of months 'cause this poor man, he's so recover. - Yeah, he's, he's in witness protection. - And everyone is submitting saying we're divorced

'cause I'm not posting it. - Right. - So like, they're just pulling from what they can online

“'cause they're not getting what they used to, you know?”

- Also, I don't have a single man that's ever gotten away. So like, period, period. - And so I'm like, I'm fine. - And so true. Also, the gigglers know more about stuff

than like the generic articles. So it's so spicy, they're like, first of all, she had diarrhea from day seven to day 18. But like, I feel like people could see you getting engaged in Italy.

- Totally plausible. I feel like I got those rumors though, like the year before and the year before that and the year before that. So like, I don't, I like didn't really care.

- I will say my favorite thing about coming home from vacation is the very first day. Hannah, you would hate this day because I'm doing a full factory research. - Oh, it stresses me out.

You know this stuff stresses me out. - I'm getting my nails done. I'm getting my toes done.

“I'm getting a massage because my neck is just like a thought.”

- Yeah, from tannay. - I have to, I'm gonna do my laser. I have to, I have to do a hair mask. I did a face mask. - And you like native to do my red lights.

I literally can't wait to get off the phone. - Was this the meeting you have? - No, I do have a call at 10. I do have a call at 10 a.m. Anyway, I do have a couple housekeeping things

that I brought away with me that changed the course of my trip. One, this one's for you. If you don't have one, Hannah, it's gonna change your life you need it.

The shark, a handhelds fan, the mini fan. - Oh, the cold one. - I actually, I got it. I didn't know how to use it. I got scared. - It changed my whole life.

First of all, the battery lasts pretty long. I didn't charge it one time on the trip. Literally right on the last day, I went to use it and it was dead and until that lasted pretty long. - It lasted three years.

- Yeah, that's even more years. It worked so well. It saved me in a lot of situations where I was like, I'm gonna pass it on. - Yeah, I'm gonna die.

- And the next, I don't do any skincare on the plane. But, Medicare has this, I'll put it in the newsletter. I don't know what the first word is. Chloroceptic? - Oh, no, does that, but I feel like that's for your throat.

- That sounds like when you get surgery, they put it on so you don't get an vaccine. - Something acid, like spray. If you spray that like before you get on the plane, I feel like it helps you from breaking out.

I always break out after a long flight.

- Wait, why do you put your foot down and not do skincare on the plane? - I feel like my skin is so sensitive and when you're doing skincare on the plane, I feel like your pores are open and the air on a plane

is like, you don't want your other people's forehead. - Other people's forehead. - Sucking in that, like, back to here. Yeah, and then, like, you put a face mask on and then you trap it and I just like,

and I always break out regardless after a plane. So I like that. There was one other thing now, I can't think of it. - That was really good though. - Like, two out of three, that was huge for you.

(both laughing) - I'm so stressed about your day today because, as you guys know, while I'm going through the mess at our massacre, and I decided I want to book an acupuncture appointment

“because I did it once before and I think it kind of helped.”

- Yeah, and part of me, by the way, graces are CEO, like she doesn't do personal stuff for us, like ever, but I was occasionally, I'll be like, "Grace, can you, like, call hotel and tell them something like, 'cause I'm scared?"

So I was like, "Grace, I'm very millennial and needs a Gen Z friend who's not afraid to call." - When we get about fuck, like, yeah. And also, for some reason, on calls, like, if there's gonna be a miscommunication,

it's gonna happen. Like, that's just how I interact with people and I don't know what it is.

I really try my best, it always happened.

for an acupuncture appointment for me and then I was like, "I feel like that's too much. I'm gonna do it myself." - Bye. - 'Cause, it's like, it's like a healthcare, like, who knows?

- It's not really healthcare. - I literally sit there and I have to, like, pump myself up over you for you, you for you, you for you do it. You do it. - Why, you couldn't go online?

- No, it's one of these, like, mom pop acupuncture. I'm gonna get an STD from it, for sure. - I'm just gonna say, a mom and pop acupuncture place,

I've never, we've learned nothing.

It's just a heroin addict that's like, "Do you want me to stab you with a common needle?" It's just a subway car, just a guy in a subway car. - So anyway, how'd you find this place? You just did a quick Google search.

- This is my problem. I love things that are close by. So I don't care how many Google reviews you have. If you're close by, I'm going out of Coveniency.

“- And that's how I am when it comes to my home.”

You know, like, if I can get the service in-house, come on over 100%. So I make the call, and a nice lady is like, "Hello." And I, like, immediately, my adrenaline's up. Like, I feel like I'm in a speed way chase,

and I'm like, I would like to see if I could, I would like to see if I could appointment. You know, like, you forget how words work. You're like, "I would like one tomorrow." And she was like, "Um, we've no availability tomorrow."

And I was like, "What about Friday?" And she's like, "Um, no availability on Friday." And I'm like, "Okay, I feel like we don't have to play this game "when you're more like, you tell me, you tell me." Like, so I'm already like, "Okay."

And then she's like, "Okay, we have next Tuesday available. "And she's like, "What's your name?" And I'm like, "Hanna." And she's like, "Anna?" And I'm like, "Hanna."

And she's like, "Anna?" And I'm like, "Hanna." And we go back, and then she's like, "Can you spell it?" I'm like, "B-E-R-N-E-R." And she's like, "What?"

And I'm like, "B-E-R."

“Also, I print, yeah, pretty easy last name.”

So that's like, it's already, okay, I'm already, like, I'm like about to have, like, I'm like, "I don't need this right now." And like, you can't talk well. No, I'm fighting for my fucking life.

So she's like, "Can you get my name?" and then she's like, "When's your birthday?" We go back for it, she can't understand that. And then she's, she's like, "What's your insurance?" And I tell her the insurance, and she's like,

"I've never heard of that insurance."

And I'm like, "I swear I'm not trying to, like, "Scab you, I'm just my insurance." And she goes, "I've never heard of this insurance." And she's like, "Let me Google it." There's nothing worse than being on a customer service

called, and they say, "I have no idea what you're talking about." Like, they're, you've really stumped me. They just say, "Me, like, I'm the crazy one." I'm like, "You asked me for something I told you, "and now you're, like, are you sure about that?"

Yeah, you sure about that. So then she's like, getting into, like, "Well, we don't have this insurance." And she's giving this whole spiel about how they don't have this insurance.

And I said, "How much does it cost with no insurance?" And she's like, "100 dollars." And I said, "You know what?" I'll pay that. And then she gets into this, like, "Are you sure?"

'Cause then she's, and I'm like, "Oh, I love it." Finally, I get off the call four years off my life from this call. She's calling me back. I said, "I said, "Oh, hell no, she's on to me."

Like, now I have a stalker. She's calling me back. Actually, at first I don't pick up 'cause I don't recognize the number. Then it says, "She's like, "Hello, it's Mary Anne from whatever."

So I finally pick up, and I said, "Hi." And she's like, "I need the chief cause of why you wanna come to us." And I said, "The chief cause."

“I'm like, "You could just say why you need to come."”

But it's okay.

Okay, I never heard that phrase before my life.

"Buckle the fuck up, Mary Anne." (laughs) So like, I don't know how to say it, but I'm like, "It's clinical." So I should like tell them exactly what's going on, right?

This is like, "It's not clinical." As in, it's, "My muscles." Like, I just go, "I knew this was gonna cause chaos," but I just say, "I got disparate in my master's." And all ready, Mary Anne's gone.

And he's like, "What are you talking?" She goes, "Disp, what's a Discord?" And I said, "I can't get into this right now." I'm Mary Anne, she's like, "You spell it." And I'm like, "We're not doing this spelling thing again."

Mary Anne, this is a good take forever. And she goes, "What's the next thing I said, "Master there?" She goes, "What's the mess?" (laughs) I said, "Mary Anne, we've been in the phone for three hours."

Like, how close is this place? Because unless it's literally next door, I think you can drive a little bit." So then I'm like, "Look, I got too much Botox in one of my muscles."

And she's like, "I never heard of this mess. I've never heard of this before." I'm like, "I'm not lying to you, I swear."

Don't call me back." And just get the appointments that are. Yeah. Okay, so do you have the appointment? Yeah, I'm going on Tuesday.

I can't wait to see if it works.

“I just feel like acupuncture is one of those things”

that if you don't do it every twice a week, it's like, "But that's the thing. I'm at the point where I will commit to twice a week 'cause like, it'll try anything." 'Cause now all the comments are like,

so the bit is up, like, is this hernia? (laughs) Like, the comments are just like, "Is this who she is now?" Like, the jokes are, the jokes are subsiding.

And it's like, "Okay, wait, wait, wait." Speaking of clinical, what a good segway. I'm in the ocean the other day. And like, where our hotel was like, you could like walk down into the ocean.

And they had these like floating platforms that like kind of like, swayed in the water. So like, naturally me and my brother's fiance are trying to push him off the platform, you know? Like, and he's trying to like, maintain balance.

Well, I get hit so hard, like I get pushed so hard that I smacked my head on the bottom side. I don't even know how I did it. It's not gonna make my sister it out. (laughs)

(laughs) Did it, my foot, and I go, show I'm bread for me. Like, hold on, I'll just do it, my fucking self, I don't have time to waste. I don't know, worrying about other people doing it.

Did it to myself. Doesn't hurt not at literally.

First time I could put pressure on my left wrist

in like two years, I feel like. Wait, maybe even longer. I'm in shock. They do say the sea hills, everything. Yeah, I mean, I don't.

I think it was like a combination of me literally getting like traumatized and the ocean. But it was perfect. I literally right when it happened to, I felt relief. I was like, wait, I think I just fixed my wrist.

So for the gigas with ganglion cysts, go to Capri or Capri, stay for two weeks, get E. coli, then stay on the ocean for your cortisol levels to go down. Then wait for a rumor about you getting engaged,

but it's actually your brother got engaged. Then try to push him off a cliff and then you get pushed off

“and then that's how you get rid of your ganglion cyst”

and it's medical. Yeah, so I was like really proud of myself. Wait, I'm so proud of you. Taking care of it, because I had it on my to-do list and I literally got back to my film to lead the--

I don't know if I got myself nice. And it felt so nice. No, not being, I didn't realize how much pressure I wasn't putting on my left wrist because I was in such pain until it like fully came back.

And I was like, oh my god, I haven't-- Sorry, I just saw a pair of slippers and I thought it was kidding. [LAUGHTER] Classic mix-up, classic mix-up.

Also, Katie wouldn't speak to me for like six hours. Oh, she would have gone home. Yeah, and then finally, she was like, if you want, you can pet me. Wait, did you kind of look? You love that she has the self-respect to be like,

oh, you just want me to come running back to you? Yeah, I did, because she wouldn't even make eye contact with me, and I was like, straw. She was texting her other friends.

She was like, oh, sorry, I've never been to my life.

I was like, you take out your mother so much. No, I contact. She was, sorry, what's your name? She goes, sorry, I don't need to see-- No.

She goes, is it Pam? [LAUGHTER] Wait, I watched the Jennifer Garner show on peacock. Five star weekend, phenomena. Shout out to Jen Garner, who is--

So good. One of the most famous gigglers, famously. No. She didn't interview a couple of weeks ago, and she said that the character that she relates to the most

that she played was Jenna Rink. And it was just everything I needed to hear,

“because in my head, that's what I think of her personality”

as-- Do we have to try to get her on the pot? Yeah, we should. But we get-- like, we have to do a sit-down. We can't-- Jennifer Garner can't do a Zoom.

I would never put her through that.

I'm not sending Jennifer Garner a Zoom away. No, I have for Spat. And then she gets on. I can't find my SD card. It would be a whole--

I'm not dealing with that. Embarrassing. She is so fucking iconic. I love her so much. She's so funny.

She's so nice. She's just everything. She's such a giggler to a T. She really hurt her aura in everything that she's in. And also, this show was the perfect amount of episodes.

It was such a-- I watched it on the plane ride home. And it just-- I also love the actress. I can never say her last name. Chloe 7.

Oh, 7-Y. Savannah. Do you know she's my fashion influence?

I feel like I never see things that she wears.

I feel like she's chill and low-key. Like, doesn't go out much. She doesn't go out, but when she does, she's like New York City. Yes, I get to win a T. And she'll wear, like, you're loving to a T.

Did I say, have I said to a T, like eight times today? No, I need a, like, I need to learn how to speak. Like, I say one thing, and I'll say it for like two weeks. You want to know what it is? It's because you're done working, and you now

are in your retirement community center. And you're starting to adapt as his phrases. This is what happens when all you do is play tennis and golf all day. You've started saying these phrases.

And I have to get my friend back. I'm-- Like, I was this close to being invited to a Majong tournament.

Now, by the way, Majong tournament, it's a whole thing.

They do it like I thought-- Wait, do you know how to play? No, I had one lesson.

“That's why I said, mom, I'm getting my ass beat and embarrassed.”

I just had an acupuncture fight with someone. I'm not going. I can't do it this right now. But she's had a couple lessons. It's the cutest thing.

She was like, everyone loved my outfit. I'm like, you got dressed up for the Majong tournament. She was like, oh, it's an event. And it's not for the men. She's like, it's all women.

And you want to show up looking good. Like, add a respect for the other women. I was like, page with love this. But also with Majong, like, I would have showed up like a poker player. I would have had it.

What have I had sung last time?

What? What? There's just so much to keep up with. No, but also, I literally asked you to shout it to my mom. She's fucking insane.

She's retired. She's doing Zumba, knitting club. Majong, Pilates, Historical Society, Lions Club. Sorry, mom, for putting on blood. She's trying to get into college.

Oh, my mom is such a high-performing individual that every club she goes in. I think she's actually about to be president of one of them. She goes in. And she's like, I could really do it. She also was doing the play.

She's also singing jazz. She's playing up. She wrote it on his part. She's one of the people who said the other people's lines when they were saying them. She's the writer, director, and star of the show.

She is a world tour.

“She is doing jazz all around Long Island, so if you want to see my mom perform live, check”

out how you get her website. And she fosters kittens on the side. I call her, and she's like, hey, babe, I'm at Zumba. He's up. She's like, hey, look at the itinerary, like, no time for me at all.

But she gave me some really good advice because my mom, she's such a high-performing individual. I'm going to call her high-value woman, throws energy tape, she hates getting sick, like she'll do anything in our good sick because she is so many clubs to be at, and she doesn't want to get anyone sick. So she found something online about the Japanese.

Okay. Now, one thing I trust is Japanese and cleansing, cleanliness. Don't get on that side of TikTok, it's a rabbit, you'll be up till three a year. The cleaning contract, if I get on Japanese, clean your floor, TikTok, it's over. I have to immediately get up and organize something.

I'm like, I'm disgusting. I'm like, I think labels are good. They have these individuals that it's too much. Their organization is, it's insane. So apparently, they teach children at a young age because you know how kids like kids got

you sick, apparently, we think totally, fully putting a family on blast, but that family got you sick. Okay. So, she said, they teach kids that when they get home, do you know when you have a sore throat sometimes they'll tell you to put like sea salt and water and gargle, gargle.

They teach the kids that every time the kids come home from anything, they gargle. They do that in sea salt and it trains their body and they do that to my mom has been gargling sea salt water when she comes back from all her clubs.

“I was thinking, like, you should do that when you get off a plane, you should do it when”

you come back from a party. I, I just think it's innocent because like nothing bad can happen. Wait, I love that. Because it works, you know, it's tough to work and I think, I think the good words should start gargling.

I don't know if this is FDA approved, but sometimes when I have a really bad sore throat I just gargle straight up peroxide. Page no. Page. Do not, no.

You guys, you guys don't do that. Don't, don't, you dare do that. I'm like, what's going to happen? A lot of things go. Page.

I don't swallow. I don't swallow it. Yeah, but why people use it to, why in their teeth, so I was, I'm like, you could be a two for one. Yeah, like, you're like, I feel like this is fine.

You're so wild, you're so naughty. Well, when it comes to my hobbies, I get crazy. Yeah. You want to push the limit.

Like, it's like, like, if you have like a toothache, you put whiskey on it. I've never heard that.

“Oh, my friend might just be not go all like.”

[LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER] [MUSIC PLAYING] Wait, did I tell you, Nana visited? No, what did she do?

Nana and Pop became over. They brought chicken parmesan. I mean, egg plant parmesan. So fucking good. And she hadn't seen my smile.

And she was just like, oh, oh, Hannah. Oh, no. She was like, your face looks like it hurt. But then she started laughing. And I do-- and I'm not just saying this to gas you up--

from the minute you told me about it, it's definitely getting better. Yeah, it's just like so slow. But my pop was so funny. He goes, who did this to you? He goes, where and who did this to you?

I don't care if it's a man or a woman. My own fault. I really feel like the massager TMJ PR team is freaking the fuck out. Wow, freaking out as they should. As they should, because I have all these messages of girls being like,

I was at the dentist or I was at my medspar, whatever, and they said, do you want to try massager? And every girl's like, oh, I forgot your dentist could do it. Your dentist, surgeon, and all the girls are like, I see what you're trying to do to me, not today, Satan.

I feel like I've never been offered by my dentist.

“I never offer it, but I think it's available,”

'cause it's like a jaw-related thing. But now all the nurses are like, I even have nurses messaging me being like, let me do it to you next time. I'm like, next time.

Yeah, I was just gonna say, are you gonna ever get this again now? Page, this is the worst three months of my life. This is the darkest time. I'm below rock, you know, that mercury was in retrograde. I think it still is, and I feel like we really felt it.

Yeah, like a lot of weird things happened to us. How many weird things? But also if I was a nurse practitioner, I wouldn't have the balls to be like, Hannah, can I try it on you?

It's like, we clearly learned that it can happen. It can happen to the best of us. It's the luck of the draw, so do whatever you want. I'm watching some shows. You are, wait, what?

Did you see that Chris Jenner's mom died? Oh, I know. You know how, I hate grandparents dying. Hate when grandparents died, but she was 91. She had a long, beautiful life.

She lived a good, amazing life, but she will be missed on the show for sure. Maybe she'll make friends with my grandpa. I was waiting for you, I literally brought it up just to see if you-- I love when you started up for me.

You're like, say it. I know you're gonna say it. Say it, I don't care. OK, what shows you watching?

“Because wait, do you want to hear something so smart that I did?”

I saw this show on Amazon and I was like,

"How have I never seen the show?"

I watched the first season. It's called the Serpent Queen. It came out like 2023 or something, originally on like stars. Great, I got through the first season. I'm like, this is the best show I've ever watched in my life.

I go to watch season two, can't watch it. And I'm like, OK, maybe it's because I'm an Italy, my VPN, like whatever I like to do all the stuff to watch my shows. So I text Josephine and I'm like, do me a favor, go on your Amazon account and see if you can get

this show, I feel like it's not available. Like download it. We transfer it to me. No way. She's like, says it's unavailable.

She like checks some other streaming platform. She's like, says it's unavailable. So I'm like Googling and it's like, OK, might not be available in the United States anymore. So I'm like, where else would it stream?

So I set my VPN to England. And I'm like, it definitely plays in England. It's about, it's like a period piece. It's about British people. And French people.

I find a free streaming platform in England.

Get the second season, watch the full second season.

I'm a woman in STEM. But I don't know why they're not making a third season. It's one of the best period pieces I've ever watched. You would hate it. Your mom would love it.

My mom's going to love it. She's literally writing it down right now. Well, she's listening. The serpent queen. So good.

Yeah, not something I would click on unless those are documentary, I'd be really into that. I'm also watching Little House on the Prairie. Again, not something you would ever click on. I saw that.

I don't want to watch these bitches with their weird hats running around. I want these their hats. Well, it's kind of like precursor, trad. Like it's trad-wise. Why the heck?

What is it? What is it? I was like, who's Chad? No, like, it's like the origin of trad-wise. But it was like, that was for survival.

Yeah, well, that's the thing. Chad, why is it? Like, I really trad-wise, like low-key. They're like, okay, this isn't like what we really meant.

Yeah. We didn't mean like a band in all self, like this. Oh, you want to be a trad-wife? Walk the Oregon Trail bitch.

they would have died. Yeah. If they weren't.

Like, they had to keep themselves alive.

Well, I kind of think you might like the show. I do try to find good shows that if you have a boyfriend, I'm sorry, if you do, or significant other, I try to find shows that like, you and the boyfriend are both like, I want to recommend widows bay. Everyone's been talking about it.

I have a saying. So, it's been under the radar until the Emmy nominations came out. And it got the most Emmy nominations of any show, 19 Emmy nominations, and shout out to my friend, Kelly Gallagher, and then you say Emmy nomination. Because it's my mouth right now, 'cause you know, again, Emmy nominations.

“I can't, nominations, you have to spread nominations as a-”

That was a hard one for me, girl. Oh, I need to, I need to take a rest after that. Okay, it got 19.

19, so, it's like creepy and-

It's like a thriller. It's kind of scary. But it's not like scary scary, but what I didn't realize about it is it's fucking hilarious. Like, dark humor. Not even dark, like silly humor.

Like, okay, for example, there's a scene where this guy is trying to tell people not to go to this inn, 'cause it's haunted, and he's trying to- he took a wooden board, and he's trying to put the board over the door, so no one could get in. And the whole scene is them fighting, and he's like hammering the door. And at the end of the scene, he walks away, and someone just opens the door,

'cause he just like put it on the door, not like around the door. Like, little things like that. But it's like a murder mystery. They call it a mystery.

I personally, really, really, really am enjoying it.

It is creepy and weird, but I love a weird island. Show. Yeah. Like, it's like, shut her island if it wasn't nearly a scary dark. I was just gonna say, are you like, are you the type of person that's gonna turn

on that movie obsession? Like, it wouldn't even cross my mind. I don't like horror. I don't like anything like scary, where I'm gonna swear. You don't wanna spike your cortisol.

Yeah, no. And that's what it is. I can't remember cortisol spiking. Yeah, like, I do so much work to try and whine down. Anything I'm buying on my nightside table is titled,

whine down, settling, take a breather. Even my candle names, I feel like are like chill out for a minute. I'm not then turning something on the TV. We're like, I feel like you will turn on a documentary about murder and that won't spike your cortisol, which is interesting because that's non-fiction.

Let's say I have a day where, like, I'm just not feeling good about myself or whatever. I'm not feeling good. I turn on a documentary about a bunch of people who almost died on a cruise ship. Yeah. Oh, at the one on Netflix.

I watched it.

“I was afraid to watch it because I was like, what's the story here?”

Like, I get it. It's saying everyone almost died. It's crazy because they have, wait, did I just sound like Vanessa Hodges? It's inevitable people are gonna die. It's inevitable people are gonna die.

It's so upsetting because cruise ships are, like, nothing ever happens on cruise ships. It's not the fucking Titanic, like, right, right. I mean, it's all these people with, like, crazy footage of it, but of course, a fucking man, a fucking cocky ass captain. The long story short, not to give it away, I mean, it's sank, but I'm, I'm (laughs)

Okay, that, like, 30 seconds, sums up my, like, you as a human. Like, you start a story and then, like, halfway through the sentence, you're, like, actually new sentence. And then it's, like, you know the end of it. You just give away the whole thing.

You're, like, actually just, like, do you want me to go back and give it to you details because I just give you beginning middle end. I highly recommend people watch it. Well, we don't know what it's about. You didn't explain it at all.

All these people went on this cruise is actually in Italy. Don't go on a cruise. But recently, like, what year? Like, 2011, it's, let's just say, cruise PR and Massacre Botox PR are spiraling right now.

Yeah, I don't think cruise PR has been good, really.

“It's, it's important for having a rough, but this was a fancy one.”

Like, it was, like, everything was, like, marble and gold. And it was, a lot of these people, like, to have one couple. Yeah, one couple got engaged, one couple was there with their one year old daughter. Like, it's all family celebrating things. That's why I hate sometimes vacations.

Not everyone. Okay, well, maybe we'll give it a gander. But it's also just shows that the captain. He, he tried to, he went off course because he wanted to, like, go close to an island.

And it's funny how documentaries, like, at first, you really mad at him.

Because you're, like, he basically didn't want to admit that he fucked up. And if you had just admitted it from the beginning, everyone would have time to get away. But he wouldn't say a band-in-ship, which apparently is what you're supposed to say. A band-in-ship. Like, you should have done it.

Is that mean everyone jumps off? It means let's get off the ship, like, with the life book. Oh, it's organized up, got it, got it, got it. It's like, starting the planet. Yes.

Instead of telling everyone, it's fine. It's fine. And if you know about thinking ships, it starts slow. And then it gets fast. And with the wrong man can also be true.

It's a life lesson to us all. So, and then this motherfucker, the captain, abandoned the ship before other people, which apparently is, like, you're not supposed to do. I feel like they take an oath to not do that. You're supposed to go down with the ship if you're the captain.

And there's not, like, about being a pirate or something.

So, so you're basically, like, fuck this dude.

But then you find out later that this company was trying to compete with all the bigger companies. And they basically were, like, had to hire a lot of people. And we're training them a little bit too fast.

“To the point that the captain had actually submitted and been, like, hey, I think we're,”

we're hiring. Yeah, like, I don't think the people under me are, like, actually ready. And then when they found the black box or whatever that has the communications. Yeah, the captain was, like, going about it the wrong way. But it's also because you couldn't understand what happened, because he actually didn't really

mess up the person below him messed up. So he, like, couldn't be, like, he's like, I'm not banding ship, like, what actually happened. But they were, like, it's flooding. Like, it's flooding, like, you're fucked. And he did go off course.

Like, he was kind of being naughty, but he was like, I could, you know, these captains are, they're like, I could do my captain thing. I don't know if it's, like, captain specific, but like, yeah, like, I know how, like, grown men are, like, yeah, I can do it. Like, yeah, I can land the plane.

Okay, well, wait, you know, we didn't even touch on. That we can't eat any, like, vegetables or lettuce. Which, not a problem for me. I'm not like, oh, no, I can't have salads. Literally, my friend was like, don't have a salad today.

I'm like, going to my head, I was never going to have a salad today.

But now that people are saying you can't, don't you, like, want one? No. See, like, all I'm craving is a berry tart. Oh, actually, I was with Grace earlier. She comes walking in.

There was, like, snacks. And she's holding raspberries. And someone was like, Grace, don't do it. Yeah. That's, like, so scary.

Like, literally, we were when we were on our way home. My dad was like, well, good thing, like, we have our own garden. Like, we have lettuce. Okay, humble, bread, Gary. And I was like, that just sounded so apocalyptic and scary.

I was like, good thing you have your own garden. Good thing we were too in the fish at home. Do you want another number one thing I've been craving? I was craving that I had to come home and I ordered bread to have. Peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

I think I might go on a kick of it for the next one. You could get an uncrustable. And they're saying that the parasite, whatever, came from Taco Bell, which is so crazy because right when I got to Italy, I was like, oh, I know the first fast food I'm getting

when I get home and it's going to be Taco Bell. But do you think 'cause you've got it already? You're, like, immune?

“Well, I don't think I had that's what I had.”

People are saying that's what you had. So there's murmurs. So there's murmurs? There's murmurs? I'm the only person in Italy though, no way.

I can't confirm or deny. I'm not still having. You're going to say contaminate. I'm not still having consistent diarrhea though anymore. I mean, I mean, I'm not not, but I'm not.

We're not solid over. I definitely not solid. No, I'm definitely not solid. But I'm definitely not. I think I have a parasite vibes.

Wait, a girl made a TikTok and she was saying like, you know how when you go out and you like lay out in the sun and then you feel like skinny forever. Because you're dehydrated. But she said this sun is so good for your gut.

And I believe it. Well, in New York right now, it's really unhealthy the weather. Why are we certainly meteorologists? But there was a Canadian wildfire. And it's blowing in.

It actually looks a lot better today.

“Okay, one thing I think you need to watch.”

But you, it will raise your cortisol.

Skywalkers? No. Skywalkers? The stocky memory is fucking insane. It's a documentary that sounds like an action movie.

It's actually a love story. Is it recent? Yes, very recent. Okay. Okay, where'd I even begin?

I'm so excited. Okay. So this girl was raised in Russia. And her parents were like circus aerial acrobat people. I'm in.

Yeah. And they're like madly in love. And they're really fucking talented. The dad cheats. And the mom gets into a dark depression.

And the daughter is like, "I will never depend on a man ever seeing what he did to my mother."

So she's focused. And she's like, "I want to do something with my life." And she has the genetics of these like acrobat people. So she's freaky talented. Is like a gymnast.

I love carnival people. Absolutely weirdos. I love it. Yes. They just live off the grid and do flips and shit.

Yeah. And this thing starts happening in Russia called rooftoping. And of course, it's all the boys. That sounds nice. There goes this standing involved.

That sounds like a hobby that like, I could get into. I'm like, "What's the UV?" I've definitely rooftoped before. So as a verb for sure.

All these boys who don't want to go to therapy are going around basically in Moscow or whatever. Going to the top of rooftops. And they take photos for the social media.

“And it's like, you have to kind of break into a lot of these places.”

You can't just go on people's rooftops. Part of it is like, if you'd be like a spy kind of, and you're not vandalizing anything, you're just getting to the rooftop. You're just trespassing. Exactly.

Okay. So it becomes this thing. And she's like, I don't care that I'm a girl. I want to rooftop. And she starts posting these like really creative cool rooftops.

Because she can do like cool poses. She's also like gorgeous. So she starts going viral. But then there's this other boy. She's like doing the splits on rooftops.

Yes. She's like has her leg behind her neck. And like she's wearing like a ballerina outfit. It's like iconic. This is all happening in Russia.

Yeah. Then there's this other guy who's like the shit. Like the head rooftop. And she's like inspired by him. And he definitely notices her.

Like he notices she's doing cool stuff. How old are they? They're like early twenties. Okay. And they're both hot.

And which is why you might like it. So then he messages her out of nowhere.

“And he's like, do you want to do this deal with me?”

This brand deal. Because there's rooftop in brand deal. A modern love story. The most modern love story. He goes use code Russia 22.

rooftop 20% off. You should. Actually, I remember what my third thing was. When I get back from a trip, I'm so dry. And in the shower, my Nutrigena oil.

Thank you for inviting me. What kind of oil? Anyone of them. Nutrigena rain bath body washes like my top. Amazing.

And their oil. I usually only use it in the winter, but I do use it when I get back.

So you never feel like too slippery.

No, because you like rinse it a little when you are in there. So anyway, he messages her. And she's like, I'm kind of worried. I don't want to go all the way to China with this random guy, but I need money. And why do they have to go to China?

Did you do the brand deal? They get a lot of attention when they do certain buildings. It's like a really big building in China. And they go to the top and hold our product or whatever. Are the skyscraper people from New York?

Roof choppers? They are the Empire State couple. And you don't find it out to later. And then it made me think they did that whole thing to promote their documentary. And then I was like, what is Netflix in on it?

But they got fully arrested.

“I think Netflix was probably like, maybe don't do this promo.”

Go do it. Do the today show, maybe. And my PR teams now. Why not? Because this is the most genius marketing who cares.

They got arrested. What's it? She didn't have her phone for a couple days. It must have been fucking nice. Okay. So they go to China.

And they're videotaping it. And you see them like meeting each other. And they're like kind of cute and like flirting. And then it shows them like going to. She's like learning from him.

And he's learning from her. They have to trust each other. But when I tell you like. I wouldn't. I'm like scared of heights in a normal person way.

Yeah. Like I'm not like. But yeah, I'm fucking scared of heights. Like I'm not doing like.

One, I'm never jumping out of a plane.

Not necessary.

“Like that's I don't want to be in a Netflix documentary.”

No.

One in doubt would be like will this get me into a weird Netflix documentary one day.

That'll entertain someone over my death. No. So they start doing skyscrapers. Which means like you get to the top. And then it has this like I forgot what it's called.

But it's like the penis at the top. Yeah. You can climb up that thing and get to the top. And they start falling in love with each other. And they're like madly in love.

And they start posting together. And they both are getting even bigger and blowing up. And long story short, they have like. They climb like the highest building in like. Malaysia or something.

Okay. And it's a scariest experience. They get to the top and he holds her. Like a like some creep. When I but I kept tell myself they don't die.

But you know they're on that birthday building. They don't die. But the fact these, but also all their friends are dead. What's still long? I mean, just gonna see.

Oh, it's so hard for everybody. Or dead. She's like we lost Jeff. Because they're falling. Yeah.

She lives like all the people I came up with. It's like comedy. I'm like all the people I used to do comedy with. Gone. I don't get it.

Because like when you said rooftop I genuinely was thinking like apartment building. Yeah, like the worst floor of a town home. So they're like scaling them free. Like I don't gotta say they can go in through elevator. They go in.

There's all these like ways they go.

And they always say also that going in is harder.

But leaving is really easy. No one questions you when you're leaving. They do apartment complex. They do all kinds of things. But they get so high and they're filming themselves too.

So they're also like a full production team. Like they have a drone. In the documentary are they showing the people that have passed away. That are their friends. Are they like giving a little story on them?

No. They're just like Jeff's gone. She's like a non. Oh, Jeff. There he goes.

Oh, it's not funny. But also like they people knew what they were getting into. Well, because what makes them go viral. The more dangerous it is. So like they try to go more dangerous.

I am so proud of people that carve their own niche. Like be unique. Do what you want to do. It wouldn't even come into my brain. To like, okay, I lose my job.

How am I making money? I'll scale a building. Phew. It's like maybe I'll like get a dust job. Scale about that.

Well, they keep having to like do better each time. Like beat their last climb. Then the girl like going point like she breaks her hand. And she's like, I can still do it. I'm like, what?

No, no, I wouldn't even go up there with a ganglion. This. I mean, where are they getting married? Is the question. Oh, it's gonna be scary.

“Every skyscraper is like, can you just look out for these two?”

Because they're wedding dates approaching. They're like, they're getting married on the moon. Oh, my God. So anyway, that was I actually didn't want to watch it. And then I started watching it.

And I was really into it. What's that on Netflix? I'm very into people who are able to like have a hobby to like, yeah. Forget about everything I was going on in the world.

That's all I care about is climbing. Well, I do. I am being serious. Like I do envy people that like have a hobby. And then they're like, how am I making money from this?

I think that that is such a special set of skills to be like, I can. Well, that's us with the app. Figure out how to make this my life. So that whenever I hear stories like that, I'm like, what was your hobby?

Yeah. I'm like, this is my public forum. My therapist did tell me I need to get hobbies that aren't monetized. And that I don't show anyone, which is totally valid. But I've not started on it because I'm like, what's the point of this?

Speaking of hobbies, I get my book for Italy that I'm like reading. When I get it in the mail, I realize that it's like 430 pages.

“And I'm like, okay, the girls didn't warn me that I honestly was a perfect book for my ganglin.”

But I didn't have to use that. So I bring the book on vacation. I also brought strangers because my mom wanted to read it. And I had like 50 pages left and I'm. Kim takes strangers. She reads it on the plane right there. She reads it for like the first maybe two days of vacation.

She hands it back. She's like finished this. What? And I was like, okay, like, I'll finish the rest of it. Parents read so fucking vast. Wait, was she pissed off after?

No, she wasn't pissed off. She was more like, it was a quick read. It was easy. It's very depressing though, very sad. Like that was her taste. She was like, "Look at Gary weird." No, because my dad just had an email.

No, if my dad was up and leaving, Kim would have known six people.

Kim was like, "I would never be left in the dark with this."

She's the only one that knows how to get out of the town. So she reads that. Then I'm like, well, I have another book that I brought. And she's like, okay, hand it over. She reads a 430 page book in like five like at her leisure.

Yes. And like literally we're getting on the plane to go home. And she's like, I finished that book last night. And I was like, I didn't even start it. Like, I literally was on page 13.

And I was like, should we go on the pool?

And then like, I never picked it up.

But you're like, I got the just.

“I got the, that's what I did with Harry Potter.”

I was like, I read the first five pages and I was like, got it. And then I realized I am like still in sixth grade like having to do a book report. And I'm like, okay, well, like, just tell me what it's about. It does read weathering heights in two days. And like, understood it.

No, I just, I just feel like we're losing the art of freedom. And you're like, and I'm the reason. I'm like, there's no way I would be able to do that. And then I felt like so stupid that I wouldn't have been able to do that. But you can put together a photo dump on Instagram, like nobody's business.

Well, I'm trying not to put pressure on myself. But like, I started reading in January. So like, not putting pressure on myself. I just want to see how many books I can read. Why don't we start with picture books?

Start small, what? Do not-- So I'm going to do so far. I've read two books. And I want to finish another two by the end of the summer.

Wait, I love that for you. I just ordered yesterday year, too. I'm also just like obsessed with ordering books. And then we know I order every book. I own every book that's ever been written.

It's so cute. It's something so fun to read. It was bread yesterday, just because I told them it was popular. And he was like-- Wait, was it good?

Because I just got-- He liked it. He liked it. He had notes. My mom read it. Of course.

Because my thing is, if everyone's reading it around me, I'm like, I kind of threw us Moses. When I was sick, I-- There was a moment where I was like, Mom, what if you just like read the book to me?

[LAUGHTER] She was like, well, I'm in the middle of it. Like, you want me to start with in the beginning? I'm like, oh, I-- Why does that remind me of when you're young?

And you have to write a nice thing.

“And you're like, mom, could you just give me the first sentence?”

That actually was a huge part of my childhood.

My mom was always reading to me.

Could you give me like the third sentence? Yeah. Oh, well, my mom was a military officer. And would make my brother and I read-- Like, there was like a competition of like how many books you could read over the summer.

We would read like an insane amount of books. I think I'm-- I was gone too hard. Like, this is me. Like, I was-- To doing too much.

Oh, God puts you in the right family. Because I would have-- Oh, my God! No, I was doing tennis practice. I was reading as many books as I can.

Um, no. There was like a library thing where the head of your name. And you had to like put all the books. Like, everyone could shame you if you didn't get enough books. Yeah.

That's so you. But my mom was a teacher. So that was like her whole thing. Yeah. It wasn't her fault.

No, and you're better for it. I also-- I want to let people know.

“Do you know, we are on this season of Project Runway?”

Oh, yeah. We haven't even talked about it. Well, my Nana. August. Sixty.

Something. But they already-- Okay, my Nana was like, I'm watching Project Runway. And I love Project Runway. So I watched the first episode too.

And I go, "Oh, did you see me in page?" She was like, "What?" And I'm like, "Nan, we're in the first episode. Like the first minute, they flash us." And so my Nana was like, "I didn't see it.

I play it for-- Oh my god, that's my grand daughter." I'm like, "Yanana, you missed it." But our episode's not out yet. No, but they flash us in the beginning as like one of the guest people that come through. That was a fun shoot.

I had so much room. I also wore a whole lyrically crazy outfit. I had a-- that was like a fun random little hosting thing. That like, truly has such a fan of the show. I just wanted to be like in the work room to see what it felt like.

Like crazy. I was like nervous. Yes. I was so not nervous to like do it because it was a fun thing to do with you. Nervous that like what the contestants were going to say to--

Like, I didn't want to mess them up. No, 100%. There was too much pressure. But there's like also a gift going around of me and you now. From the show.

That's like really cute. Oh, it's like us like walking in in our outfits. I love her outfit. It was fire. That was a cute doll.

So, yeah, everyone watched Project Runway and Hulu. This season's-- I feel like really good. Like, it's-- they have tire banks and law roach. As judges. Did you see Eva went on--

I want to say was, "Watch what happens live." And they were asking her about tire banks and the Netflix documentary.

And she said, "They never called me to even do it because they knew--

They knew my answers would contradict the entire documentary."

Biasis be happening. Yeah. Biasis be happening. Let me know.

“Okay, I'm having a full factory set reset this weekend if you need me.”

Okay, so you're busy. Yeah, I'm busy. I'm unpacking. I'm doing laundry.

“I bought a new LED mask, so I'm trying that out.”

And it has an attachment for your neck.

Oh, wow. You're leveling up. I'm deep in it.

“And I heard it's going to rain this weekend, which is perfect.”

Perfect. You're locked, man. I'm locked.

Um, thank you guys so much for getting with us this week.

We love you so much. Talk to you later. Bye.