Giggling about judging outfits, poking, and disrespect

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“One thing I want to compliment you, and then I want to call you out.”

What do you want first?

Oh, I'm so scared right now.

I literally just got off a plane, and I can't deal with this right now. What about it last week? OK, start with the positive. [LAUGHTER] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]

[MUSIC PLAYING] Wait, that's so you, and I would say the opposite. I don't know. Well, yeah, because I'm like, I'll be on a high. Wait, Uber, driver today told me that I have a great energy,

and I was like, I'm good for a week. Oh, that's so nice. And I said, thank you with that compliment my day, and he goes, you shouldn't let other people affect your day that much. Oh.

I said, OK, ma'am, Rob. OK, he builds you up to beat you down. I like it. It's typical man. OK, my compliment is you were right.

It's all about wired headphones. Like, I don't know. I don't add it to the docket.

“I think I'm going through a phase where, like, my AirPods are never charged.”

I can't find the other one. Where even are they? Where's the case? And plugging your headphones into your phone just makes the most sense. And you also, like, you just trust it.

It's old school man, you old electronics. It's like putting a VHS in it. You know what's going to play, OK? There's something just, it's a moment between you and your phone, your connect ed. I understand if you're, like, doing crazy workouts and stuff, which we're not doing.

OK, OK, that was, like, kind of a compliment. OK, what's the negative? Your husband actually informed me of this. You were there. And he said that sometimes if you're hungry and you're going to order Uber eats or order food,

you just order. You don't take into consideration who's in the room, who's in the home. If they're hungry, it's like, one for, what is this saying? All for one and one for all. OK, that's a one-sided story.

It's one of those things in a relationship where, like, it happened once. I know what it was. It's because I ordered from this coffee shop that he doesn't like. So he wakes up at 6 am. So it's like 10 30 am.

I'm doing whatever. And I'm like, oh, shoot, I want to get, like, a photographer or something. And some coffee. And it comes and he's like, you can ask me if I want anything. And I'm like, you don't like this place.

And he's like, but you just ask me. It's like typical marriage. OK, I would like to apologize to you because the way he told the story. That's crazy. It's crazy.

If you were ordering steak dinner, it's for one.

I always know what I'm in the mood for.

Yeah. He's very chill. Like, I'll be like, I want sushi and he's like, let's go. I'm very, we don't, hey, we don't have to order from the same place. Well, that's my thing.

So there's been some overtime. So he's like, oh, I really don't want Mexican. And I'm like, I feel like a pregnant lady. If I don't get casadillas to the face right now. I'm going to get, I'm going to become a monster.

So then I was like, you ordered Chinese. I ordered Mexican. And he was like, we're having dinner together. Yeah. And I'm like, you know, it's crazy.

Upright doesn't, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. As long as we order it at the same time. It's crazy that you think we're sitting down to eat at a dinner table. Right.

We're watching TV on Netflix. Like, great. So, did you watch that documentary of the, the profit thing? Yeah. You know what's crazy?

I can't get myself to click on it because I'm just so over. Like, I just can't with these men. Men. Like, it's a story that's been told.

“No, you have to watch it because I think the craziest part was that this,”

this husband and wife that basically infiltrated this group had so much footage

and documentation of all the bad stuff this guy was doing. And it took the police.

Years. Years.

They're like, well, then FBI got involved.

And they're like, no, we still need more evidence.

“Well, the cult thing is they're always like, then why do you guys stay?”

And they don't understand that it's like emotional manipulation. Hi. Could chest update? Oh, also, I was lost. I was texting.

I was girls. I've been coming out of the woodwork because all the girls, either they like, ex-girlfriends or have friends who know Magnus or girls who dated. You got me with Magnus's ex. I'm so in right now.

And they're all, all deeming me. And I'm like, sending it to Des. Okay. So, people who know Magnus. Claim that Magnus thinks there were people in the audience.

That's how he was cheating. But then I got a direct line from one of Hans's ex-girlfriends. Like, this is the tea that you'd be in. She says I'm a giggler inside scoop. I know Hans's ex-girlfriend.

And she says, even she doesn't know if he cheated. But I quote, if anyone would, it would be him. After they broke up, she sold all the jewelry he bought her for $1 each on Instagram story. Okay.

I don't really know what that meant.

I went to middle school with a kid named Hans. I remember he was bilingual. They sat me next to him during Spanish class. If he would you mistake. He did it all my Spanish for me.

And... Shut up, Hans. Thank you for supporting women in the arts. I remember he had a really nice home and a really pretty mom. That's like all I remember from middle school.

I knew all the pretty moms in middle school. Speaking of finding people. Yeah.

“Have you ever seen a girl on Instagram who has like a beautiful nose job?”

Like you see it. You know what's a nose job? But it's really good. Yeah. And then you're like, now I have to scroll to see what her nose looked before.

To be like, was it a slate? See, I like when they make it their personality because the video's pinned. See this girl? This girl I was like, I'm gonna find it. Yeah.

So this is what I'm doing when it does. This is like, and I'm like, I'm working. Yeah. That's the girl with my bone. So I go all the way back to her Instagram.

It starts in 2021. So this bitch, she took out all of this. So I said, you know what? I'm not quitting. I go on Facebook.

I try to find her on Facebook. I'm like, I will find my guy. Was I even new Facebook? Random girl. Don't know this girl.

She doesn't know me. I just sometimes I perfects it. Yeah. Like, sorry. I want to have a purpose.

Yes. Sorry that you wanted to see it before and after. So I'm on Facebook navigating. And then I see a recommendation for a friend. Does Bishop.

I wasn't friends with my husband on Facebook. Isn't that crazy?

“I think over the time we weren't using Facebook.”

I think it's actually not crazy. Well, then I friend requested him. And I was like, can you accept my friend request? And then I'm like, what photos do you have on there? And he's like, I don't know.

And I'm like, well, you better clean him up. Because I'm in a scrolling mood today. So anyway, it doesn't have friends on Facebook. Yeah. I poke them.

Which by the way, creepy. What happens to consent? Yeah. What happened to hi? How are you?

No. Then a message. A poke. The bare minimum. Don't you care about consent in the 2000s?

Have you seen any of the masters discourse? All I know is I was busy working this weekend. My last weekend in North Carolina. The tour is over who specials coming. Everyone get together.

Do you feel such a sense of relief? I was really sad. You are. Like going to the venue. I was really sad.

Wow. Because I was. You're just like, I'm not going to do this again until you write a whole new hour. Yeah. And it took me like two years to put it together.

But do you remember like our last tour show in Salt Lake City when like,

we never had a problem with the tech.

And then the last show. There was like a. Oh, yeah. And we took it as like a sign. I went up to do the god mic.

I started speaking in it. And no one was reacting. And it would sound like it was on. And I was like looking at Gabby who was with me. And I was like, what's going on this crowd?

Like isn't reacting to my voice. And they realized the audio wasn't going to the crowd. But I was like, that's a sign. Maybe the university. I remember our last show when I was like, I was ready.

We know. I had packed it in mentally and physically. So does it tell me about the masters he was rooting for Rory? Not about that. I can give a shit.

Oh, I thought. Why? I'm with the girls gossip. And I don't care who wanted. I don't even care who was playing.

Anyway. So they invited some of the influencers to the masters this year. Okay. And people were. Live it.

So they invite these influencers. And people were mad. One that they were influencers there. And two on how they were dressed. I want to like watch what I say.

Because I don't feel that passionate about it. But also I'm kind of like.

So the number one thing people were mad about was that they kept

See, kept being like this tournament's been around for 90 years. And have some respect on it.

“And like you should be wearing like blah, blah, blah.”

Alphates. And I've seen so many short skirts and shorts and blah, blah. And I'm like, it's like, okay, it's been around for 90 years. I can respect that. You couldn't go even 15 years.

Like they didn't even let women. I don't think women still can go. Women like aren't allowed to play at most super, super fancy clothes. Yeah. So I'm like, okay, yes, we're respecting the game.

The boys have been playing for 90 years. No, they're basically saying this is a boys club. Yeah. Yeah. How dare you come.

Now, I did look at a couple of the girls' outfits that were influencers there. Also, obviously, someone that works for the masters and the PGA said, "Hey, let's hire a couple of influencers to come." So why would you be mad at the influencer for accepting anything? A couple of thousands of people in horrible outfits watching the masters.

What's wrong with the couple girls? They say no. Like, oh, my God, no. We can't go to be disrespectful. I don't.

Also, it's not disrespectful to show your thighs. Sorry. Oh, and then I thought I was crazy. Coachella, they're just wearing skirt. Gosh, sorry.

I was like, this feels very trad-wifey. Yes. Like, oh, my God, how do I care? You know, get 'em banned.

“So I went to the girls in tick-talk that they were complaining about.”

I've already followed a cute girl.

Like, always has cute outfits on.

Always makes cute little videos, and I look at her outfit. Now, when I see her outfit, my only critique, maybe, was like, oh, maybe it was a little casual. She had, like, a Chanel. Okay.

Like, top, she's wearing Chanel. I'm good. Top on, she had to sweater over her shoulders, and she had little white shorts. Maybe if she put like a white mini skirt on,

they would have been less offended. But I did not see her as cheek at all. Do you see what the dads are wearing? Watch the masters? Then I keep watching the girls making videos being like,

it's so disrespectful to girls. Yes, and it's such a specific type of girl and look. It just felt so like utopian. You guys are all going to make videos calling out these influencers for getting to go to the masters because you don't like their outfits

because it's disrespectful to the boys. Like, it's disrespectful to the game of golf. I don't think anyone gave a fuck. It is. It is very pick-me to be like, that's disrespectful to wear that.

They're going to distract Rory Mackle Roy. I might tell a quick, very quick story. Because I have a lot of opinions on golf, which, by the way, I'm very good at it. So many boyfriends are listening.

I know what I'm talking about. I had a 15 handicap back in my day. Also, this pimples were running in my life. I've been for like two weeks. We both have a pimple.

And I called today to get an injection. She was like sorry. I tell something so mean. Yeah. I saw it brewing last week.

That is me. I saw it. No, it's Ben. It's Ben. And I knew it was going to be one

that was going to happen. There's like two heads on it. I knew it was going to ruin. Wait, can I say something then? Sure.

When you have a pimple. I'm for humble. You forget about, okay. Actually yes. Yeah.

But you forget about all your other problems. And you put it all into your pimple. And I actually think you kind of enjoy it. Because you wake up and you go, it's the pimple. No, it's not in my life.

God forbid you actually address like internal demons going on. No. It's going to be my skin. No, I'm having a bad skin. You know what?

It's crazy. It's like women really. Like I have one good week a month. We have one good week a month. Right now, in my specific week, I'm, I hate my skin.

Are you pre? Are you PMSing? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I don't know. Yes. I've got always.

I feel like I'm just always PMSing.

So when I was a god. The other day, man asked me what menopause was. I had to walk away. Yeah. It's not our job to educate you.

Read a book. Like page. Like page. Okay. So when I was like, I think I was like 12.

And we show up. We like golfed and chilled their island. Yeah. I was wearing a tennis skirt to golf because like I'm not buying. Yeah.

Like it's all skirts, whatever. Yeah. And I play a sport with it. I'm not wearing a fucking Coachella skirt. Right.

By the way, they're allowed to. It's belts. So my dad gets pulled aside. And they're like, hey, she can't wear that skirt. It's too short.

How old were you? 12. Okay. And my dad's like, that's a Nike tennis skirt. And she's 12.

And they were like, it has to be like right by the knee.

“So they're basically like, you have to dress in like an old lady.”

Like long skirt. It's very proud to play golf. It's very proud to play golf. Like my dad's. You're going to distract.

No. That's the girl with their knee. With your knees. Was like, you're saying that you're sexualizing my 12 year old daughter.

Yeah. And like, you know me. It wasn't a girly tennis. Right.

“It was like a navy blue plain tennis skirt with a collar shirt.”

I feel like the mean girl's mom. I saw the girls take tack. I go adorable. It's adorable. It's so the fact that people saying that you're, you showing skin is disrespectful

is basically saying that women sexuality is like dirty or inappropriate.

Like everyone needs to be walk around like fucking virgins all the time. Which by the way, virginity is a construct. Like, okay, the one of the influencers that was there. kitchen. The Hampton sweet. I mean, a hat of a professional chef. I had a pleaded mini skirt on a sweater. Like, I don't think she was one of the girls I was getting called out for her outfit. But like,

the outfits weren't insid. Like, no one was showing up in like tube tops, even the players' wives. I get, get like way more shit than like other sports. And it's very interesting because it's like, at any other sporting event, there's going to be influencers there. That's just like what the world is. And also, I feel like if you're mad that influencers are at this event, like,

the world evolves and it changes. 50 years ago, you wouldn't have even been allowed to go to the event.

Now influencers are allowed. It's like, it's just so bizarre. And also, obviously, there's a team of people that work there that are like, let's try and get some younger generation eyes on inside the event. Like, maybe, and it's not all because they want tickets or they want people to like bid for tickets or

“whatever. It's just awareness of the sport. And that's what influencers do. Not to be a mom,”

but jealousy as a disease got well soon. Okay. That's how I felt watching the videos. I felt like the influencers, because I don't know. The one girl her name's Abby. I don't know how much younger she is than me. But in my head, maybe she's like 28. But in my head, she's like 25 years old. And I'm like, all these people are being mean about her outfit because they're jealous. Like, don't then show me your trad wife dress and be like, see, this is what you should have worn.

Okay. Maybe if you're in your 60s, this girl's like in her 20s. She's wearing a white mini skirt. Also, I want to challenge people to, we are ready of decentered men. If you haven't by the book. But I want us to also work on decenering your age. I saw this on TV. Did you see that TikTok? They were, I didn't watch it. But I, decenering age was powerful because, yeah, there's moments where you, I'm so bad out of it. You're, you're really bad at it. I don't want to call you out of it. But this was pointed. This is for you.

Okay. I like to approach things and say, this is for the kid glars, but really, it's for you.

“Because you were all going to start groups therapy. You put, it, like, really strong with your identity,”

where I feel like, I have a pimple, and now my best friend is going to name things that I always do.

But you've called yourself out on it. You were like, when I turned their name to kill myself, and then you were like, I actually never felt better. So I'm like, we could have avoided all of that. If you weren't so hyper focused on your age, I'd like to have a five-year plan. And when I was turning 30, I did it. It was really stressing me out. I do think, but no, I do. I put a lot of, like, on this on my age. Yeah. So I'm just, I'm just putting that out there to free to work on. Okay. I'm just a list.

One more thing about the master thing, too. Yes. Okay. Say, I'm totally wrong and say, like, all the influencers were disrespecting the sport, and their outfits were trashing, classless, and blah, blah, blah. When something like this happens, the amount of people that are not content creators that then feel okay to make videos, because it feels, it almost feels like this group mentality of like, oh, it's okay to hate on this one subject, because everyone's hating on it,

let me get some views. And so then I felt like it started to be like, do you guys, are you guys actually that mad? That a bunch of like 25-year-olds went to, or do you just see that it's getting this course, and you want views on your own videos? Yeah. Like, is it really upsetting your day that like a girl wore a white skirt to the mastery? Also, whatever happened to like seeing someone getting bullied by a lot of people, and being like, hey, let's not do that. Like,

whatever happened. I loved in school. If you saw people bullying someone, yeah, being like, hey, not okay. Yeah. That was cool. Yes. That was cool of you to say, I'm not jumping on the bandwagon, because it's really easy for you guys all to gang up on one person now. But I don't think I'm going to live through my, you know, middle school. Okay, my other TikTok, I just course that I've been seeing is about Coachella. Coachella, I am enjoying the people

non-influencers doing content, because that's fun. It's like show me the real experience, the camping. Oh, no, you got me fucked up. This is what I mean when I'm like, I'm not traveling

walking to the shower trailer. If they're, if the words shower trailer are, like, introduced,

“I'm not going. Also, people are like, well, Hannah, you don't do drugs. That's why you don't get it.”

It's fun. If I'm fucked up, I had a nickel for every situation we've been in. I'm like, you don't do drugs. You don't get it. But if I'm fucked up on Molly, yeah, I want to be in the comfort of a place that I know where the bathroom is. I know where my friends are. I don't want to be high as a kite. Losing my friends, crazy music, dark. There's dust in my, like, no, I'm going to do the dust. I immediately call 911. Like, I'm sensitive. I would like to

rate to the hospital. Wherever the nurse station is, I would just go there. We would get the inventory. We would be like, where is first aid here? I would call the police on myself. Yeah, I take me a day. I think I'm going to pass out. I have an e-mail day. But I love watching other people have fun and loving something, even if I'm not capable of that. We have to discuss Justin. Yes. So, I'm getting blown up. Everyone's forwarding me how this is someone made a funny Instagram

being like, every man deep down just wants to show you YouTube videos. Yeah. And I'm, I'm a

believer. When he got big, he looked like a child. So I never, I just was like, this kid's so talented.

Now, I mean, as a grown adult, I'm like, he has such swag. Now, let me say, I fully understand him blowing up on YouTube and him turning to look at his older self and singing. Like, it was, it's so powerful. And it truly is art. Like, he's, that's his art performance. He was showing some random YouTube that I think you just got a little carried away with. Like, yeah, the gotty joke and stuff. That was YouTube waterboarding. I wasn't offended though at all by his performance.

Now, did I laugh when people were comparing him and Sabrina Carpenter? Yeah. Like, totally. But I would argue that if like Lady Gaga got up there and like laid on the ground, I would be like, that's art. Do you think of Taylor Swift? Did that? What people be upset? No, people would love it. I think people would love it because her real Swifties would be like, do you know how like connected that made us feel like we were in her bedroom, just like watching YouTube videos?

“But here's the thing, if I'm going to a Justin Bieber concert, I'm not expecting like a full”

dance routine. Yeah. And he is a great dancer. He is a great dancer. But yeah, that's not,

it's like going to see Beyonce and she doesn't dance and she doesn't have incredible dancers.

Behind her, you'd be like, you'd feel tricked. Well, like Justin, it's, I understood it and I thought it was beautiful. But it didn't remind me a little of like stand up comedy where like, like a man will shoot his special in a sweatshirt in like whatever studio is lying around, no hair makeup. And like, I wish I could do that. We're like, I have to get a stylist here and make up hours and hours wearing heels. Like, all, there's just more like goes into presenting

yourself as a woman. My equivalence to that is like going on vacation with your significant other. Like, because I feel like you're in such a confined space and you really like see the steps in their routine and the lack there of in men. Like, their biggest thing is ironing something. But you know what you said about how he has swag? And after time they delegate it to you. Now that's one thing I don't do. Laundry. Yeah, I won't like iron something for something. I'm like,

do mine. I actually, I bought one of those like ironers that are, I don't know. I bought an iron. It does loves ironing. It's like his face. It's under my stuff. Because he likes like suit.

“That's why I get a steamer closet. I'm like, I don't like ironing. And you don't like it.”

But what, what you said about Justin having confidence in swag, that's what we need a channel like have the confidence to do a Coachella set in a sweatshirt. And you're so fucking good. Yeah. You're so iconic that you can just show old foes yourself and people lose their fucking minds. And that's the confidence that I want women to have. Here's the other thing. I think people are being tough on him to. He's, he's been famous for so

long. Like, he's done the big performances. Like, this was a new side. So it's a great point. Sabrina Carpenter is on the up. He's not like this was his, she's establishing herself. Yes, correct. That was almost like a lifetime achievement. Yeah, that was almost like, let's take a trip down memory of what? Yeah. Play in farewell tour about. Yes. Yes. And he's experimenting with his vibes. I thought that his Grammy performance was a Grammy's. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. Whatever. He's lost performance. Oh, so let's not act like something

as I'm concerned. Like, she must be so proud of him. I think she's definitely so proud of him. But I give her so much credit. But he, she's had to go through for continuing to do her own thing. Like, she does not have road because of him. Like, she okay. Did she have like some of her fame because of him? Like, yeah, of course. But she's also friends with a ton of famous people.

She was always going to be famous. She financially set herself up to be independent and okay.

Yeah. Like, it just felt like she's dealt with so much bullshit in that relationship because of how famous we are. Well, it feels like they've had to grow up really quickly. Yeah,

“and just, you know, I'll never forget her being like, I don't say anything. Anyone, I don't do anything.”

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actually like, one girl they dated once. For they watched some video where they did that and

like, the girl was like, "Oh my god, I really like it and they don't realize it's acting." Men with porn are like female storyality TV. They can't understand that it's not real. And then they reenact in the real life and you're like, "That's not how it actually is." Like, there's actually so many conversations before this, that you didn't see. There's contract. There's lawyers. There's also, there was four play that they didn't show.

There were a lot of conversations that didn't lead to that. There's cameras, there's lights, there's producers. Yeah, she didn't just come. Also, it wasn't a good, it wasn't that bad. Okay? It's like, are we getting an Emmy? No, but it was a solid performance. Oh my god, that is genius. That's genius. What were we even saying? Well, I was saying, I was saying, the guy, um, so I think that if you really don't like it,

“like this is a non-angotiable for me, I think you should feel comfortable enough to be like,”

"Hey, I'm not really into it." Because you don't know, he might be like, "Oh, I'm not really even into that either." Like, okay, I have a small twist, please. One time I was talking about this guy and I don't know if Wires got caught. Tubs were died. Oh, a misconception. What happened? But not hard. I mean, not, um, rough. That's the time he fainted. Sorry, I can't keep track of continuing.

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slip of my face. But also for a second, I was like, and he was like, we better not. And I was like, we shouldn't. That at least was actually really communicative. Yeah, this guy's out of here just spit in.

“Also, I think you got a problem on your hand. Yeah. And I don't want a king shame, but I do think”

it could be worth it to live. Can't your for girls? Where, can't your for girls? Because it's safe for coming from them. Yeah. And that's it. That's the only argument you need. Why are girls out of here? Like, slapping and choking them? I didn't know they are. I mean, there's a whole world of like,

predominatrex incredible, which is basically what I do in my stand-up comedy show, just verbally.

But do you think it's worth maybe him talking to someone to see like where it stems from, and then maybe he'll lose like the attraction to it when he realizes he's just like thinking about his mom or something. Where would that stem from? Well, kings are funny, because it could be anything, it could be a strong wind on a summer's day. Like, where did it be, a star at like, a spitting in someone's mouth? I feel like it just started like 10 years ago. That is funny. It is funny.

Some kings are trendy. I guess you hear about it. Because like in high school, I feel like I heard about the time like, oh, she gave him a hand job with her foot. I was like, what? He's a lot of like, where is like that's not a thing. He was like dick slapping. I feel like in middle school.

“No, no, no, it's just quite high school. I think that I hope high school. I think that. I hope high school. What? Not where I'm from. We waited till college.”

No one knew what the fuck they were doing. No one knew what they were doing. It was crazy. No. And the girls, we were in a, we didn't know what was going on.

And no one was actually getting fingered correctly, but I digress, oh, you know we never discussed about men.

You ever go on a date with a guy and he's like, totally cool. You're like, this guy's awesome. And you like, go back to your place and you like start kissing him. And then he gets those like crazy eyes. Have you been both men? It was like crazy eyes. We're like, during sex, they become like ravenous. And you're like, I don't know who this man is. And then you're like, I'm out. Like you're picking me out. Yeah. Some guys turn like juggle on Mr. Hyde when they have like, I'm like, where did you go? Yeah. Like, where are you? I've only had

one instance where a guy like, um, I didn't realize what there was a mirror behind me. And like, I kept seeing him like, you're so funny. You're like, you're so funny. You're like, I was like, hello. He kept, he would bite his bottom lip in like, look in the mirror. And I was like, I think we're done here. Like, thank you so much.

And I'm like, where'd you go? Who's this man? This is not the man I was on a date with? I haven't like fully felt that. I feel like, well, I feel like all of a sudden you're very focused on yourself. Totally. So I feel like you wouldn't notice if I have to face. I changed it out. Oh, God. As long as they're looking at me, I don't care. Do you remember the penis game? No.

“This is a very sexual episode. You never played penis game? Like, where you have to yell,”

penis? Yeah. How did that? I never really played. I never really played though. Yeah, that's not

page coded. Like in like eighth grade when people were like doing it in class. I was like, juvenile. It was like in New York City. It almost wasn't fun because like you could literally do anything in New York City and no one looked. Right. Like, you could be like, penis and everyone's like, I know. That's just a Tuesday. That's time to build. That's just 10 a.m. on a Tuesday and the lower side. You know, we didn't talk about, um, did you see that Lena Dunham did a podcast with

the New York Times? Like, did like an interview with the New York Times? I did see clips from that. I feel like people don't give her enough credit and people were so mean to her when she came out with girls. She's talking about how she like didn't understand why people hated her so much. Like, why she annoyed people so much when she said she was talking to her like best friend and her friend was like, Lena, you've like annoyed people since we were in kindergarten.

Like, and she was like, oh, yeah. Like, I've been annoying for years, but it's because she's inquisitive. She's asking questions. She's creative. Like, girls was her show if she had a different idea. Like, people really were so mean to her. And she said one of the number one things was people could not understand her body. And she was like in mind you, I was 26 years old. Like,

was just existing. And the biggest thing was like, she would never hook up with that guy,

like looking the way she looks. And that wasn't that long ago. Also, let's be honest, when you're a funny girl, you could fuck anyone you want. Totally. And she was quirky and funny

“and interesting. And she had cool tattoos. Also, girls was, I think, the show of our generation.”

I have not seen a show that depicts what some female personalities are so well. So funny, who would you be able to show? Oh, I guess Hannah, I, it's so funny because I feel like I'd be morning. You're a thousand percent, and I'm a thousand percent Hannah. Oh my god, I'm like, it's about me right now. Except you would never do a song. That would be me. I would never do a song. But like, I totally would go back with my heroine boyfriend for like 24 hours. Yeah. I thought

Jessa was the coolest thing. Like Jessa could do no wrong in my book. Make sure that when she ends

up with Adam. Yeah, that, which was crazy. That I can't, there's more men in the city. There's too many men in the city for you. That was really, I can't believe that was the ending. That really was that way. By the way, her body was like gorgeous and like her confidence in general of just, like, putting herself out there creatively in so many different ways is like insane. Well, it's also just the sheer intelligence that she had like to be able to articulate to an

entire demographic and generation exactly what they're living through is, and then to have the next generation for it to hold up. Yeah, and be like, I'm really lucky. And you know what's even sadder is that she had like serious depression and mental problems after she had the biggest hit show. Yeah, at a young age. So it's like, she did what she thought she needed to do to be happy and it, like, really fucked her up. Yeah. It's so crazy. Anyway, we love it. Anyway, we love you, Nina. Yeah, let's shout

out. Just such a big fan of her. Oh, I have an Addison Ray Take. Okay. Everyone keeps coming for her

“about like, she's trying to be Brittany. She's trying to be Brittany. I think just turned out there.”

I think she should shift her in spoe to more like Marilyn Monroe, because I actually feel like there's a connection with her Marilyn Monroe in a way that like Marilyn Monroe came up like doing calendars and like things that no one would respect like as a model. And then she started breaking to Hollywood and they still didn't want to respect her even though she was talented and beautiful. And they also have like similar bodies where they're both like the love she was and like you

just, they look gorgeous. I mean, let's start from where do you want to make it? Because she came from TikTok, like, yeah, because people, when they think people don't deserve what they got, but then it's like, they're mad at Neppo babies. So I'm like, you can't start from TikTok, you can't start from that. Oh, you want the gatekeepers of Hollywood to pick her? Yeah. Like, I love someone who comes from anything anywhere. I love you. She had a really good

Coachella performance. I also like, I don't know if this is just me, but totally, I love talking

whatever. But I'm sorry, once the person is one year younger than me, I don't care. I don't care, because like how are grown women getting on the internet and doing full dissertations on whether or not Addison Ray deserves to be at Coachella. Oh my God, you're so like, favorite and like, read a book. Kind of like, fighting with, read one, read one book, read a book. Read a book. It's like, imagine what a gay lady I'm wearing. It's like, I feel as though

you've fallen off from reading because you haven't run it up. I'm just like, I really don't know. Someone has to keep you accountable. So it's like fighting with your 25-year-old self, like, can you imagine trying to fight with your 25-year-old self? I just be like,

“you need a hug. Like, give me a hug and it'll be okay. No, that's why, like, with the whole master thing.”

It was like a lot of like adult women being like, it's so disrespectful with their wearing and it's like, is it that disrespectful, like to what some nine-year-old man who cares? Back to me? Yeah. I want to be able to do a split. I felt this coming. And I know I jumped above before that I'd be intolerable if I do a split, but like, I believe in you so hard, especially because you believe I could have a pixie cut.

There's no situation you will ever be able to do a split. Because I know you. You know what happened? I saw Hannah Einbinder, who I love, do a split during some like talk at a theater. Hey, and Hannah Einbinder, play tennis for the amount of years that you play. She is a cheerleader. Okay. And did she have your hip flexors now? And you know, I've been watching a ton of drag race and they do all these split, Hannah.

And I'm like, when you're gonna hurt yourself? Well, I don't think genetically it's like possible,

“but then you know how I like to find like the hardest thing ever and be like, should I do it?”

Like, imagine if I could do a split, like, how cool would I be? You know, I bought a split's machine. You did this behind my back. Oh, we know you told me. I had it like, where is it? I don't know. But anyway, and you didn't split? No. But like, do you do my stretch for like three months, so you could do a split? Not a middle split, but if I stretch for three months, could I do a one,

like one side split? Yeah, probably. See, my thing is, I will never do a middle split. I was

even considering that. Yeah. Like, I want to do normal split, but like fall down into it. Like, and from that's really hard. No, no, no, from the gigalars perspective, I want to know, he grows who can do that. Do you not have lower back pain because you're like, so flexible? Because I feel like, if I did split, I think it would save my life.

“Explain this saving your life part. I think it would help, like, my whole body would be less tight.”

I think it would be really good for you to like stretch as if you're trying to accomplish a split. Yeah, because like, reach for the moon, hit the stars. I mean, like, obviously, like, my pussy will always be, like, too tight, but like, that's something I just have to deal with. This is a different part of your life. That's a different thing, and like, your ear canal, or whatever. Do you want to know what my new obsession is besides splits? Female poker players. Where are you coming across them? Came across my algorithm on Instagram.

It's always like a hot girl. Yeah, like, they're going to tournaments. Yeah, and she's wearing shades.

Is that a Tana mode, Joe, does this? I think she does too. Yeah. They're always just like, hot, and like, not making any expression. And this girl basically won $1.7 million off this guy, just sitting there, and she went cool. And it was like, like, I have to like look up her name, but it was just, I love when women go into male dominated fields. It like chess, or stand up, or do you know how to play poker? No, but I dated a poker. I'm not going to say poker,

but let's say what it was. Who's addicted to poker? It was a problem. I'm not going to say it was his professional trade, but he did have a gambling problem. Yeah, like he didn't have a job and he was doing poker at night, and I'm, I'm aware of what he's doing poker at night. In New York City, I guess there's like, there's like, underground games where like sometimes he'd win like a Molly's game. He'd win like $2,000 one night, and then he'd like lose $1,000 the next night, and like that was his thing.

My court is all levels could never. I have no like adrenaline seeking,

no. Part of my personality at all. Like even going into like a casino, like if you're on vacation, and there's like, like a casino, or like, yeah, whatever, I don't care. To lose $40, in 10 minutes, in two minutes, no, and it's not fun for me. Yeah, see it. Well, I'm more like, I don't know what's going on, and I feel like you're just tricking me. Yeah, well, but that's actually just honest, like the house always wins. No, if it's someone else's money,

like you're with a man or something, and they're like, we're going to play, like, great. I'd rather I'd rather keep it. I'd rather pay $40 to pet a cat at a rescue center.

That wasn't a joke. That was just a fact. You know, are just like, how do we come up with a business where it's like the honors system, and it's like put $40 in this bucket, and you can put your hand in here and put a cat. Well, someone was trying to start a business about, like, girls who have cats who, like, or girls, so when they travel, other cat girls can stay at their house and pet their cat, so it's like you just have cat people taking care of each other's cats, and I feel like

it's safe because it's just like girls in their cats. But, um, some man will ruin it. Nah, no, no, it's not a funny thing. It's because of the red-gap-china-leap-less-weld-in-fribes with the red-gap-china-leap-weld-weld-in-fribes.

I got kitty this new bed where you, like, suction cup, basically, to the window.

Oh, yeah. Does she like it? Oh my god, because she gets to be perched. Yeah, she needs to be perched. That shows confidence when a cat likes to be high up, because she likes to look down on everyone. She absolutely loves looking down on people. That's so exciting because so many times you get your

“cat, something you saw on Instagram and the cat's like, what the fuck is this?”

It's kitty a full month. Like, if I get something new, she has to look at it for a month. She's like, "Make sure it doesn't make any weird moves on me." Yeah, she's like, "I don't know." Yeah. And then, once she likes it, she's on. And we shall learn from that. Don't be impulsive about things. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, I saw this statistic that was like, and I'm botching it.

But it was like 65 to 70% of Oregon donors are... Oh, I saw that. We have the same thing. Did you see that in the 80% of Oregon donors are women, and 80% of Oregon recipients are men? It's not nuts. Banim, get them banned. So, they're dying before us. Well, we're keeping them alive.

Also, why what's the psychology behind that? That men are like, don't use my organs to help people? Well, then there was like this other thing that I saw that it was like, you can say you're an Oregon donor, but then you can have the option,

“I think, to not give your organs. Yeah. And that's what happens with the men,”

where the women say, like, y'all be an Oregon donor, and then they follow through and then they like... Or giveers, or caretaker. Also, where are the 3D printers when you need them? Wait, I keep getting on my TikTok, like all women that have 3D printers. Well, they're the women that I was like looking at all the stuff that they make. Did the women in some of the week? Like, they make clips for your trips.

And like, different like household items, I think we should get one. I'm a little annoyed with the Instagram algorithm, because like, I'll stop to watch one video of someone like making a s-a-able. Okay. And then the next 20 minutes is only a s-a-ables. Wait, my flavor today is a s-a-a-a berry. A very fresh air. As a berry, I think, is my new jam. Strawberry, dragonfruit, dunk and refresher, and I love it. I got it with water. It's really good.

“Can I ask you a fashion question? Sure. Waste scarves. Uh-huh. What are your thoughts?”

Fun, easy trend. I feel like it's a trend that looks good, but like, I can't pull it off. Like, it's too tri-hard on me. Like, people are like, okay, stop with the scarf. That's true. If you did like a baggy pan, a little scarf, and like, it's simple tank top, you could do it. But my torso is so long that like, I don't think, it'll look weird. It'll look like my scarf is like, on my knees. Like, it'll look like, oh my god. Like, it shows where are your ways to

try and to put up, like, around my waist. Well, they might even just say so. Go, wear on your waist!

I don't know how many options of your waist are there. Oh, I always did, like, through your, like,

belt loops. I don't know, but honestly, and you don't even want to try it. Anything that brings you, I do, but anything that brings attention to my torso, like, doesn't look like the girls on Pinterest. And that's my battle that's the cross that you bear. That's across I bear, would you wear a waist scarf? I have worn a waist scarf. She was a bitch. I've been wearing waist scarf. I wore a waist scarf. I hate to piss some people off, but last summer.

Oh, oh, oh, yeah. I penned in my waist scarf game. Friends, I had fringe dresses two summers ago. Everyone wants to know what would page the circle were in the Coachella. If she had a gun to her and was forced contractually fitting in my mouth, what would you go to look for? Baggie jeans and, like, a cool, like, crystaly top. And then one day, I do, like, a mini short and boots. They thought a bit. Of course I have, but I'm like, I'm not going. That's insane.

my first impression. Right. That was another thing that was going on on TikTok. I think everyone's

outfits were just, I don't think they were that. I'm like, I put the cross like cute. My thing was I was just, like, I think you guys would be hot in that. Yeah. They kept so many layers. And then I'm worried about people. No, well, I think it gets cold at night when the sun goes down because it's the desert. Oh, but then it's like, you got to walk around with your dress. The jacket, that makes me worried. My thing is that everyone's like, it's really dusty and like, gets in your eye. You get one

dust particle in your eye and you're on your own. You're done. Oh, you're done. Oh, you're done. The two of us at Coachella would be a nightmare because you'd be like, I'm starving and I would be like, I can't, my heels are sticking into the ground. Like, we'd be a mess. Well, we did go to one festival together. Which one? Well, when we played that Vegas festival, we had to do a

“giggly squad show. And that's what had the Vanderpump cast came to watch with us. And Sheena and Ariana.”

Yeah. And we're just right before Scatterball. They were all together. And Sheena, I do have to say shout to Sheena. She's fun. She met her husband. Sheena and it's still go. They love us. To affect Coachella. And they know we know and they'll still be like, do you want to play people? Yeah, it's like easy. That's what they're saying. They're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they have a genus a clock. Yeah. So she's free spirit. Yes. So it was after the show, would you know we both were like,

where? Now, if they were doing a festival at Italy in New York City, I will go to it. I mean, we'd be running that festival. I'd be in the front with a microphone. Yeah, made a Parmesan. But after the show, we were both like, we're as McDonald's and Sheena was like, Jack Harlow's playing. Yeah. And that was the time where you were had like your weird crush on him. Yeah. So you were like, let's see Jack Harlow. We get there. We're like 25 minutes in and we realized like, this has been fun.

Totally. We got to go. But Sheena was like, so happy we were there. Sheena was like, it just started. We had to like, we had to like distract her and then we made a run for it through the crowd. And she knew it was like, where are you guys? And we were like, no, we're like, it's not our journey. Anyway, we had to escape. We were like, we go without us. You'll be better off. Yeah. We'll only drag you down. They made a fund of Jack Harlow on SNL. Well, he's been weird. It was really funny.

Jack Harlow posted that his aunt message to him and said, I'm so proud of you for speaking up for

yourself on SNL this weekend. And he goes, they were making fun of me. That wasn't me. That was the first

donation of me. Oh, that actually makes me feel bad for him. I'll come every time I say that like, I like a guy.

“They have, they become weird. They do weird things. I.E. Army Hammer. Remember that era?”

Which is on a hill? I think that guy turned into. I almost like, I have like, I put a hex on them. Are you a bad taste? You can't have good taste in everything. That's so true. It's so true. It makes you human. Yeah. Are you going to watch Coachella like on YouTube or anything? No, I'm not going to watch Coachella on YouTube. I have a family. Okay? People count on me to give them their paycheck. I don't know if time to watch Coachella on YouTube.

And it's Kitty's birthday this week. Like, I'm but. Is it her birthday? No, it was actually April 7th. But her crown didn't come in time. So we took a picture. There's a kitty. I'm so sorry. So you had to do pictures today. You did a photo shoot? Yeah. You got to actually tune a stick. Did you get a psychic for her? I was just enough right up in the very beginning. Did I work out?

“I called in the sick me kale of the other day because I was like dad and he's been hanging around”

like a dog a lot and I just want to see like if she's diving with it and headline of this phone call, which was like 15 minutes. It was like I was with my brother's girlfriend. I was like, why are you something fun? And she was like, sure what. And I was like, let's go. You got her on speed dial. She was like, what? No, they got to go whatever you want. Daphne is not worried about being

around a dog because she's like, this is temporary. My mom would never. She thinks you're going

through something. This is temporary. Your temporary, like my mom would never let me be around you for much longer. So she's like, doesn't care about the dog. And the dog really wants to be friends with her. And I quote, Daphne goes, get a life. She goes, you're a loser. Yes, she's like, you want to be my friend? Get a fucking life. Me and my mom are friends. You can't sit with us. Okay, well that makes me happy, but I mean nothing we didn't know about Daphne. No, literally enough I looked at her when I got off the phone.

I was like, if anything you say true to you and I love that. When I posted a selfie with Daphne, everyone was like, she's disgusted by you. I can't look at her. I think that's too beautiful.

it doesn't stress her out because she knew she was born for this life. Like, when I came to get her,

like, she knew that she wasn't staying there. Like, she was going home with. She was like,

I'm, she was like, for a different life. She was like, I'm not going to grow up in this town.

“I have a New York City life ahead of me. Yes, she's like, I'm bad. I think you might be in light.”

And I'm never going to see you low-lifes again. I think I don't care if you're my siblings. You're

dead to me. I lose my number. If you say you're related to me, I will deny it.

“And I'll see you in small claims court. Thank you guys for giggling with us. We love you so so much.”

Is there anything coming up? Oh, yeah. Page and I are going to be at a movie. Oh, the demo is proud of you premiere. Are we allowed to say that? Yeah, why are you coming? Okay, I mean,

“I'm going to be there. We're going to be there. So keep an eye out. We love Duncan so much. Thank you for”

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