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I'm out of breath. You're out of breath, because you were gossiping with someone in your-- wait, that's called a drive by gossip. When you, like, you're, like, I don't have time when I have to do something like that.

I literally said, I don't have time for this,

so I'm going to make this 10-hour story into 30 seconds, so you can rumenate on it, and then I'll be back. And then, give me follow-up questions. But we're having, like, a wholesome episode, because we are.

We spent time with our parents last weekend. What did you do? I went out to dinner last night with my mother, my father, and my brother. The OG is.

I love when it gets back to the OGs. You're, like, we started this family.

“It's so funny because my dad said that at dinner.”

He goes, "When is it ever just the four of us?" Parents love saying that. They love doing that. They love being nostalgic for a simpler time. Was it an Italian restaurant?

It wasn't an Italian restaurant.

There was a blessed Mary there.

So everyone was safe. It is so funny as nothing my brother has children either, but my parents are in a spot where, like, they're ready for grandchildren. They're kind of, like, you know, like cool

whatever you want to do, but also, like, were born. It's like, I am ready to be a hug, grandma, like now. And like, they do kind of talk about Kitty as if she is my child. So when I was, I feel like I'm playing pretend.

I'm like, "My daughter, my mom's like, "Tell me what she did. "I'm like, "Mom, this is sick. "This is an animal. "Like, this is not a human child."

Well, I message does. I said, but her says, "Happy Father's Day." And he was like, "Okay." Well, because your brother has real human children. Oh, shit, I didn't tell him how my brother's not a dad.

Like, I know he has two and a half children, but like, he's like, he's my little brother. He's not getting a happy Father's Day, that's insane. - It is funny to think of, like, your siblings, even, like, your close friends, like, whenever I see,

like a TikTok or a meme or something, that's like, wait, my friend is a teacher, and that's just like hilarious to me. Like, it is weird to think of the people close to you. - Sure, there's a father. - Like, okay,

you're child rearing. - Sure, sure, sure. - Sure, you are, dude. - I love looking as daughter, being like, "Your dad is my little brother.

"I beat him up. "I beat him up." Speaking of family, I had a realization this weekend. I was in shelter, I know with my family, and this is like, I don't know how I didn't understand this,

but it hit me. We are the five K family, why? Pinch? Pinch. When I told you, I was Friday, my mom was like,

"Come over, like, we have a fun weekend. "Like, I spent time with you guys. "I was like, I would love to spend "a quality time with my parents." - Yeah, sweet.

- And she goes, you know what's crazy. I'm singing the national anthem for the five K on shelter. Island this weekend, can you come support me? And I said, of course, national anthem, hitting that note, are you kidding?

- Yeah. - And I can. She goes, "Maybe, maybe if we feel like it, "we can walk it, maybe if we feel..." And I'm just like, "Okay, we'll try to start."

- She is such a trickster. - I was like, "I was led astray, I get there."

I'm like, "It's funny why she's stretching."

And she's like, "Do you want a water?" I'm like, "Well, I would need a water." - Wait, was your dad there? - My dad was there, but his foot hurts. So he's just standing there.

- He's so good. - He's so good. He's so good. - He's so good. - He's giggling, looking at me. And then she's like, "Let's look at all these little kids. "Let's walk it.

"Let's walk it. "Let's walk it." - What is how long is a five-ket? Like how old? - It's around three miles. Which again, what's three miles?

- Well, it's not short. - It's definitely not short. - And why are we still doing five K? Like, we're in America, let's do miles.

“Why are we suddenly European when it comes to races?”

But I digress. - Wait, why are we suddenly European? - I have no idea.

It's like, "Let's start calling soccer football."

- Right. Like, let's change all of our measurements. - What's about? - What's about? - Any consistency. But you know what it is?

It's a trick people to run these races. - It's like, it's just a five-ket. - It's just five-ket. So she looks at me and she's like, "Let's just start with a jog."

And then if you're tired, we can walk. Now, mind you. Yes, I've been playing some tennis. Yes. No, yeah, so I've been doing it.

That's it. I was about to list like all the work hours of activity. Look, I played some tennis and that is fast twitch muscles. Do you know what fast twitch muscles are? - I don't.

- I'm a fast twitch muscle, girly. That means, in a sprint, she's ready for step fast. Slow twitch muscles are people that can like,

“they run slower, but they run for long periods of time.”

I'm all power. I can like run away from a lion. But like, if they're like run with a lion for a long time, I'll be like the lion could eat me. - And what if you're knee-setter?

(both laughing) I'm sitting here weighing my options and I'm like, "Um, you're like, do I have a twitch?" - I would rather not be labeled in this situation. - When me saying I have fast twitch muscles is so annoying.

I'm, oh, you don't have fast twitch muscles that's embarrassing for you. - I also feel like you made that up. - No, I turned to my mom and said I fast twitch muscles. I can't run if I am gay.

My muscles don't work that way. They're fast twitch, that's my doctor. - I feel like if someone asks me to work out, I respond as if I am like your broke boyfriend that you like have been broken up with yet.

I'm like, the way my body is actually like set up is I can't access my legs right now. - But this is, let me just explain my mom. - The bitch is fit, yes she is. - I apologize for calling my mom a bitch on this podcast,

but she knows-- - It's in and in and in deering way. - But she deserved it this weekend because she was laughing, she loves it. So she, and she looked at me and she's good at running.

Like she's, she's late on her feet. She's slow twitch muscle. She's like, so we start jogging and I'm like, okay, like this is, this is bad. And I only have to do this for like an hour longer.

And there's like little kids passing me. There's like old people passing me. Like there's all types of people passing me. And they're running. - And they're running, but you know what, I'm healed.

Like I'm my healed hour where like back in the day, if someone passed me, I'd be like, I can't let that 12-year-old pass me. I'm gonna beat them, but now I say, you know what, that's not my journey today.

But she's there and she's like, come on, let's speed it up. So we run one mile and I'm dying. - I mean, come on, what is this, eighth grade? Like now. - And also I'm like, this was supposed to be a beautiful weekend

of bonding, by the way, no music just silent, me and her running. Silent.

“And in my head, I go, what would page you right now?”

And I go, page one and even put herself in this situation. So like, this is why I stay alert. I would have seen that line of questioning from Lenore and knew I was getting to a bad situation.

'Cause in my head, I was like, she wouldn't ask this of me. Right, you're like, this is my mom. This is, but she knows that I love her. And in that moment, she's like so excited to jog.

- Yeah, and my fucking dad stand to the sidelines cheering. - I was just gonna say, that's my favorite part of this whole story. Is that your dad's like, oh, yeah, my foot hurts. Like, okay, sure it does.

- That is literally me and you at any event when we get asked to do something.

And you always are the first one to get out of it.

And then I'm stuck, holding the family together. - And like, sorry, I just got a UTI. (laughing) - And just it. So I'm, I tell her, it's like embarrassing,

but I'm like, and I was fit back in my day. Like my mom and I used to jog together. And I said, mom, I'm a comedian now. I can't do this. So we stop, we're walking, and she's like,

okay, you ready to run again? And I'm like, okay, so we're on and off running. The whole time. And she's rolling her eyes, I mean, she's like, you're ruining my time.

And I'm like, I didn't know we're doing a time to my eldest, like a number one rule. But I told the gigers I would never do. And then she was like, okay, well, don't make fun of me on gigley squad.

And I said, well, don't do things that would cause me

- I feel like a lot of people say that to us.

“And I'm like, okay, but I'm an entertainer.”

And what you've just given me is entertaining. And in my brain, I'm gonna tell the story in a magnificent way, you're gonna love it. - Yep. - But this is my experience.

And look, do we protect identities from people who, of course, of course. - Of course. - Of course. - However, mom, I'm throwing you your name.

- Yeah. - All over the place, because this was disrespectful. And then, well at the very end, I sprinted. And I won, well, who are you against? My mom.

(laughing) - No, but I be my mom after telling her I need to walk the whole time. And she was like, why did you sprint? And I was like, 'cause everyone was watching.

And I kind of look like a loser. - I feel like I'm not going through the finish line with people thinking I walked at, like that's insane. Okay, it's so funny that we're on walking TikTok right now. But like, I think we got here.

I went on a walk with my parents this weekend, like a couple of times.

“And I think one of my biggest revelations”

is that my dad is, he used to his own drum. Like, he doesn't care, he's like the number one person that doesn't care what other people are doing. He's like, a focus on his own. What he's doing, what his family's doing.

Like, he doesn't know he doesn't care.

So like, he's never walking into a situation

and feeling like embarrassed by anything because he's like, I don't know you and I don't care about you. And I learned that over the weekend when he went walking in jeans.

And so that is so done. It's so done because I'm like, in my head, I'm like, well, what would he put on other than jeans? And then I'm thinking, like, I've never seen my dad. (laughing)

Couple of things. I've never seen my dad get in bed and I've never seen my dad get out of bed. He's just perpetually awake. You've never seen him not in jeans.

And I've never seen him not in jeans. I've seen him in like a soup pan and a summer linen pan. But like in the winter, I'm thinking like, oh wait. This man only knows jeans.

- Yeah, and he's so comfortable in him. - He's so comfortable in him. - They're perfectly broken in. He should be in a love-ease commercial. He's like, I'm not so right, Levi's.

Sorry. (laughing) - Are you panicked? - Wait, that's so cute. Does your dad also like, when he's hangar on the house sometimes

if he is wearing shorts, like he pulls it up like too high? - That's just my dad.

- No, I've never seen him in shorts.

Wait, no, the only type of shorts I've seen him in are like khaki shorts. - Yeah. - He might have like a white pair of linen shorts. - I kind of want to send him like a full Louis Vuitton

and tracksuit, like windbreaker matching him or like in a velvet tracksuit, like so Italian. - Don't get my brother started. He has zero athlete'sure.

“That's what it is, he is zero athlete'sure.”

- So he doesn't work out. - What does he do to work out? - He walks in drinks coffee. His metabolism is fast. - But he is you.

That's what you do. - Okay, well that was the other thing over the weekend. The segment what pissed me off this week is just talking about that segment as a whole. That's just like taking for my real personality

and my real life like of talking to my mom because like if I'm talking to my mom, I'm telling her multiple things that have pissed me off in the past couple of days. And this weekend, I was popping off about something.

Like in the comfort of my own home with my parents and I'm like, and that could, and like there was a lot of like, and then she did this. And so it was a lot of hands.

It was a lot of facial expressions. I swore a lot. - A lot of foam. - But not at anyone, just like, no. - Telling a story.

- And my family was like, it's just really crazy how like you are your dad. And you have the exact same personality and my brother was like, I thought dad was like really psycho but you, you're so angry.

Like what he said. - And my dad goes, yeah, page I didn't get angry to like my 40s. - We love how he self-aware. (laughing)

You know what's making me fucking angry, guys? - We agree. - I'm obsessed that your dad literally goes, one day I woke up 40 and I said I'm fucking over this shit. I'm done with you, I'm done with you, I'm done.

- But the first 40 years Gary was just like,

smiley, happy, whimsical. - And like he's misunderstood honestly, though that they're saying that I'm like him. He's misunderstood. - But I feel like he's not scary.

I feel like he's not scary at all. - No, he's not scary. - Like him could be scary. Like when work could be scary.

- He's more like you're being stupid and that's pissing me off. - Yeah. - Like do it right.

- But when he's always a little mad,

it doesn't come across as mad 'cause that's his baseline, you know? - And that's his baseline.

“- Which is actually how I feel about you.”

- Yeah, what? - Look at your little two happy, I'm like, did we take a... (laughs) - Do we slip a pill?

(laughs) - Like he just said when you were getting your eggs frozen, I didn't like that at all. - Yeah, like, or like the time that I said, I was excited to see you in LA

and you were like, your pages phone got hacked. This is a scam email. She's trying to scam texts me to click a link. - My pages, this is my family. After the 5K, we go get dinner, whatever.

Get home barely enough time to watch TV. And you know I like to have deep and bright. - TV time, deep and bright, thank you. Wake 'em in the morning, 9 a.m. We have to go play nine hoses of golf.

- No, she's running a train or a 5K family that I've tried to protect people from and I realize it's in my own home. (laughs) - And sometimes it's right under your own nose.

(laughs) And sometimes it's here. - All his family. - All his family. - It's like that house.

And then I, back at things I said, oh my God.

“But this thing, that's why there was one ex-boyfriend”

in particular who I dated, who was not athletic, but he was like successful in other things. And my family was like, we don't care. (laughs) My dad was like, can you throw the football

with a good spiral or not? And like he, and I literally had like palm aside. And I was like, hey, like this isn't a joke. This isn't a bit like my dad needs to see how high your vertical leap is.

It's just part of like our culture. He didn't make the cut. And like that wasn't my fault. It wasn't my family's fault. It was his fault.

- And sometimes it happens. And sometimes that's not where you're meant to be. If you're like me, then you save a bunch of work out things

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You haven't. Thank God I'm going on vacation next week because I have so much TV. The anchors in which I am beholden to my bed right now because I have Two Love Islands.

“Also you can't just watch the shows you have to get opinions.”

You have to immerse myself in the culture. Yeah. I actually would like to take back my stance that I was annoyed that they were on at the same time. I actually think it has been so interesting to watch Love Island UK around the same ages. Maybe summer a little younger, some a little older.

And Love Island USA at the same time. Again, same ages. I want to be gentle. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm finding it.

I'm finding it. That's what I tell Lois when she goes to Pettica and I'm like gentle. Gentle. Gen Z.

Because here's the thing Love Island USA.

This is now the first batch really of their all Gen Z. Every single one of them is Gen Z. I think the oldest one is 29. And that's like an older Gen Z. But like the girls that are early 20s, they're there.

During COVID, these poor kids were in high school. So they're not having a traditional experience. Do they mention that on the show? Uh, no, not really. I don't think.

Well, people were posting things of them from high school. And someone was like, this is COVID, like during COVID. Because my cousin who had COVID during high school. Yeah, she fully is like self aware. And she's like, are being naughty.

It was just like going outside. Like, yeah, you guys were like experiencing things.

“I think there's multiple, multiple factors happening.”

I think there's like the self aware of people that are like, we didn't an experience sneaking out, getting caught drinking, going to a field. They had, they knew people. They had ring cameras. Their parents were tracking them.

It was a totally different experience. COVID. But the USA version, like the one girl used the term lustful the other night. And I, since this is a religious podcast because I talked about religion, like the past two, I was like, what 22 year old girl is being like,

I'm not a woman wife. She goes, I'm not lustful. And it's like, Bip, you're on love island. All we want you to do is lust over everyone. They every single couple is the same from the day they got in there,

which is unheard of in the love island world. They're about to go to Casa More. And it's like, where are you guys even going to say that? Well, like, one girl came in. She's so pretty.

And then soul. And she just got kicked off. And she was like, it's okay. I've been to 10 schools.

“And like, I'm used to people not accepting me.”

Here's the other part.

And so you're interpreting me in the middle of my dissertation.

So I'm laughing to like, you are the passionate. I'm passionate. I'm so passionate. I was like an OG 2015 watcher. I'm passionate.

And UK is very, like, currently their season is sticking to the original model. Like, it shows more conversations. It shows people falling, like, for each other. And here's the other thing. They're all very honest in the UK.

Like, they're saying to each other, these are my top three. Like, this is who I'm going after. And the girl who's coupled with that person could be sitting right there. But they're all very open and honest. USA, the girls are all feel like they're faking it.

Like with each other and their partners. Oh, interesting. The next thing I would like to say. There's two men. There's two men on love island USA. You've got to speak about a man by your face.

There's two men on love island USA and look. If they said this season is for the bisexuals, I'd be like, hell, yeah. Let's see some, let's see some switch-ups with the girls and the guys. But what's happening currently right now is there's two gay men on the show.

“Was that the ones checking on each other's mirrors?”

Sorry, I've never seen wiener before my life.

Yeah, he said, and let me quote this. "Gurth check opens his pants. Guys, guy looks in." It does like a good facial expression. Cut to next scene. The guy says, would you think about what you saw?

Other guy responds long. Other guy goes, I wasn't even like fully erected. I was out of semi. I go, what's happening here? Are you guys trying to make us feel stupid?

These guys beat together though. But don't try sexual love island. I would love it. That would be amazing. I would love it.

Why is that not a thing? Are you saying you like the UK better? Show. Yeah, but I've always liked UK better. Sometimes it's bad luck with a group.

Totally, this year's casting was interesting. Because sometimes like, a group mentality forms. Yeah. Someone is being a little like, this is how I feel. And then everyone's like, oh, I guess we have to do that.

Where if one person, that's like what they say with stand-up comedy. If there's one really good laugher, everyone else feels like they can laugh. So if you have someone in the group, that's what I call back, that could be a bad thing. But I love the honesty of the UK. The UK is so honest, and they're having like conversation.

Like they just show you more of their conversation. So you can feel when people are like falling for someone else or whatever. USA is also, it's almost like they're very aware of how you win the show and who becomes an influencer, which of course they all want to be influencers. Yeah.

“But I think that's why they're all sticking with their original partner.”

And it's like, okay, but that's not the point. Like, oh, because they want people to like stand their relationship. Yeah, but they all did it. So it's like, we know that you all don't like each other. Because if you live, then you could be a villain if you say, like, I'm not into this anymore.

And then people are mad at you. It's also like, that's what the game is. Are they having sex in the villa? Some of them are, yeah. What's also funny about people dating in the early 20s?

Like, love either would be so different with people in their 30s

because first of all, like, you know exactly what you want.

Like, you talk to a guy for three seconds and be like, I'm so sorry. I don't want to waste your time here. Yeah. I can't do this. I've done this actually already.

And it wasted three years in my life. I can't do this with you. And you're not going to change. And you're already 34. So like, we already see what we have to see.

I mean, it's like, with the, with your 20s, no one knows who they are. Right?

“So how do you know what you want when you don't even know?”

Like, what they don't know what they want. It was just like fully bisexual. Because I'm like, they're, they're pointing it right in our face. There's no way the editors don't know that we're thinking that they're picking these clips to show on the show.

And it's like, wait, they should just be a couple. I love that for them, though. Like, if there's anyone that loves a guy that loves another guy, it's me. Honey, you can tell me.

It's Pride Month. Yeah. Hello. Literally the best month of a month. Anyway, so I've been deep in like two different versions of

Love Island. It's so intense. And then my brother made me start this show with him. So I watched four episodes this weekend. Can I guess?

Yeah. Would it be? No. But on Apple TV. No idea.

Cape, Cape Town. Cape Fear. Oh. I do have to say, Apple TV doesn't put out a lot. They're quality, not quantity, honey.

Top notch, I'm watching this show. And it is one of those shows where you're like, oh, yeah.

Like, the acting in it is so, and I'm not one that loves a thriller. It's not really my vibe. But Martin Scorsese is like the director.

And the main guy is, I always forgot his name,

but he's married to Penalty Cruz. What the heck is his name? Oh, have you ever done? Yes. Yeah, that's my friend.

Is it? I interviewed him once. Oh. I'm like, how do you know? Have you ever done that before?

Me and have you ever going back? People don't talk about them enough as a couple. Like, when you know what people are like, oh my god, my celebrity couple of they break up all die. Like, no one mentions them.

It should be them. Well, they're like so good looking.

“But it's an example of if you want to stay out of the spotlight,”

but you can. Well, I don't think they live in America. Exactly. Like, think about the odds of both of them becoming as famous as they are and like getting together and they both like speak the same language.

It's just like they're, I think their story is very beautiful and known ever talks about it. And they have kids. Yeah, I don't think I've ever seen their kids. I love them.

I think they have a boy and a girl. I love them. So anyway, I'm watching that show and it's really scary and weird. But I like it. I watched the gilded age, the first couple episodes with my mom.

Who are my mom? Well, my mom was making me do all these things that I don't normally do. Um, the outfits are so chic. They were just filming in Albany, New York, honey. Oh, people don't talk about back then.

Like, if you were rich, you had a ballroom. How can't you use that? You had a ballroom and you were like had to throw a party at least once a year. And they were obsessed with charities. Like having charity parties.

And basically, how all the New Yorkers who were like old money New Yorkers didn't like in 1890

“when the new money New Yorkers came in, they were like, you're a new money bitch.”

Or how about how they talk about like downtown? They're like, no. No, no, no, no, no. Not being sane. And it's just like the best show ever.

That's another show where the acting is phenomenal. Carrie Cune, is that her name? Yeah. I fucking love her. And the older lady who sisters sent the index in cracks me up.

She hasn't smiled once. And I love Carrie Cune and Sabrina. Obsessed with those brunette. Also, name drop. I went to high school with Luisa.

She got some. And Luisa and I were in a play together. And her mom is Marylle Streep. And Marylle Streep watched me and play. Did anything come of it?

No. Was it possibly the worst day of her life? It could have been. But Marylle Streep was watching me act back in the day. Imagine Marylle Streep having to sit down and watch your performance of anything.

Like, I would be. I'm like, no, I can't do it in front of me. Imagine Marylle Streep was like, let me come to Gagly Squad live. I can't hold the whole tour. I'm like, Marylle Streep.

You just turn your head right now. I can't take this. I can't take this. Like, you actually can't come to Gagly Squad. No, Luisa was on the tennis team with me.

And yeah, just so funny.

Like, how you never forget a face.

Like, she actually asked the same. I shouldn't high school. And that's my claim to fame. That was my claim to fame. And when I was when I went to probably prep for two years.

And that was where there were a lot of like richer families that were there. And I was on my little tennis scholarship. And that's when a girl lost her Chanel. And I asked the teacher who Chanel was. I said Chanel's lost.

Can someone find Chanel? My God.

“They were like, who's this alien that just transferred?”

Who's sending their fucking 13 year old with Chanel earrings to school? Okay. They could be vintage. Like, they could be. But that's so New York.

That's very neat. Mark said, yeah. Also, I don't understand time periods. Like, I'm like anything before 2000. I'm like, that was the 1800s.

Yeah. I love a period piece though. You know, I love a period piece. But like, 1890, I didn't realize the color is these women would wear. Because I guess all the photos did they have photos.

We're like, back and away. So like, I didn't realize they were wearing like vibrant colors all the time. Oh, yeah.

I guess I've never thought of that.

She's in like some purple last dress. I'm like, I didn't know they had purple in 1890. Oh, you said they were all just wearing black. I thought everything was black and white. I was going to.

But I didn't. I didn't. I thought it would be like light colors. Like a light pink. Like a light blue.

These pictures were wearing orange. They were also wearing like like they were getting dressed in the morning. Like they had to course it up. They had to like do a skirt do a dress over. Yeah, then you had to get your hair done.

Like I would have hated it. Are you kidding? I would have been like, I'm out. Hannah, my dream is to have a ladies made.

What are you? I'm just fucking kidding me. You know, I love a period piece. So like I've done.

“So I know so many ladies made like characters.”

Are this. Is that like she just goes around with you to make sure everything's okay. Yeah, she's like literally vibes with you.

And it's basically like your assistant.

And it's just like your friend. And she comes in. She helps you get dressed and she helps you get undressed. And you've gossip with her. She helps you do your hair.

She like helps you find them in the latest fashion. And if you're not married, she like chaperones you. So she could like get into mischief with you. And I just feel like in a past life, I either was a ladies made or I had a lady.

Had a lady's made. Because if you're very connected to the lady's made situation, I feel very connected to a deal just her. Yeah. No, but course it's worth like unsafe.

Okay, you know, it's also crazy about like watching guilty age. Is that's Anderson Cooper's family? The people don't know people don't know talk about it. Like that's literally he is the descendant of the Vanderbilt's. And I'm pretty sure that's crazy.

Could you imagine? Could you imagine being able to like,

“remember when you were obsessed with that Mormon website for a minute?”

I wasn't Mormon website. And everyone got like a virus from it. Everyone social security numbers have been stolen. But we learned a lot. Imagine being able to just like Google your family is history like so easily like him.

Like, well, the guilty age is cool because it's all actual people, right? Like the aster's. Yeah, the aster's are real people. The rustles are based on, I think, the Vanderbilt's. The rustles are in a real family, I don't think.

But the aster's are real. It's also so funny like she gets this like corner mansion. And they're all like, who do you get to as your architect?

And she's like some guy from France and I'm like rich people are always the same.

Like that's the same conversations rich people. Like, oh, who did your home decor? Yeah, who did your gardening? Mm-hmm. Also they had, they had horses.

Yeah. And they sent honey little letters to each other. Like, it seems like roommates. Like, well, they would have a foot, man. A foot, man.

Would like bring your letters to different manners of ringing. And the doctor Googlers would say, get that checked. Okay. And some bitch better shut up about that. See, I always assume it's an ex-boyfriend, not a girl.

I don't know, not an ex-boyfriend. Like, can form sentences.

“So, you know what's so annoying about my ex-boyfriends?”

Hmm. A crazy high percentage of them. And I'm not trying to brag. It's more like, 'cause they're, I don't know what type of guys they are. Do not have social media or, like, any online presence.

Like, the last thing they have is, like, their high school sport they played. And every now and then I try to check up on some of them. And I'm like, what, like, ghosts? Like, literal ghosts. Yes.

But it means a straight, I think. We're so same, same, but different. 'Cause like, I also haven't seen any of my ex-boyfriend social media in years. But that's because I'm fully blocked. So, like, I don't know if they have social media or not.

I have not taken a gambar. I have not even looked also. I feel like you get to a point where, like, it's even past the point of it out by that person. You literally forget that they exist.

So, like, if you see something, you're like, 'Oh, my God. Good for you. You're still kicking. Like, completely different man than I am. Yeah, I actually don't even know what that person is.

And, like, the one thing, if you really want to find something though on an ex, find his mom's Facebook, and you'll find a really bad photo of him at Thanksgiving. Like, that's just, that's the tea. As a family, for two or just two or just three years.

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I'm not sure if you know, but I have to bring up my grip. We had an idea. I know you were just about to do that. You get a certain look in your eye. I go, and now it's the segment of the week.

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I can't. Let me rest in good ol' way. I can't over it. I said I loved you like I called up. Stop summoning me.

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So I was talking to my mom. So I was talking to my mom. Like, where is his car? Oh, I have no idea. But like, it wasn't like given to someone.

I should have known it. I should check that. Like, did someone on shelter island have his car? No. I don't think so.

But like, it was crazy. And that is so interesting. And then we like, we're starting the race. And someone on the mic is like saying people's names. And they just say grandpa Jerry.

And like, really, it was like Stephanie Pierce. Laila Thompson, grandpa Jerry. Like, it was really weird. Wait, did you just name real people? No.

No. But I did come up with it. I feel like I know it. Wait, that's kind of crazy. And like it is thought it was father's day weekend.

It's father's day. And then my dad said he went to go shopping. And there was a guy who looked just like grandpa that needed. That needed his help.

“And I was like, I think like grandpa just partyed with us this weekend.”

Yeah. And grandpa loves when I play golf. Wow. I have an astrology reading on Thursday. And like, I'm so excited.

So excited. I should have given him your birthday.

I'm going to say I'm selfishly excited because I always like what they tell you about.

Your best friend. Your best friend. Yeah. Or ships. Like, how is the vibe?

I'll give you all my info. Oh, I think. I think I figured out desis. Phone password. Phone number.

I think I figured out who desis. I don't remember it. Do you know if a fucking husband named does? He was really his doesmen. What is desis mean on name?

Doesmen what? Ryan. So I got nervous. I got nervous. That I was not going to know.

He's so Irish. Oh, yeah. I was always like, oh, butter. Wow. What an OG, giggly squad crew neck weight.

Should we make this again? Let's get this squad country club. But I say, how do the good girls? No. We should remake that because I don't know where mine is.

So I told does. I want to read this chart. And he told me he doesn't know when he was born. And I'm like, I can't go to the archives of like 1872. Who knows?

But I can't ask his mom. Anyway, so I waited a long time.

And he told me.

So he was holding back on me because I didn't want me to read it.

So he did know. So I can't show someone down me. Now I'm forgetting. I think it was like 150 a.m. What was the memory of born?

12 p.m. In the afternoon. Yeah. And I was born at like one. I was born the same time.

We were actually going to sleep in a quick. We ride at not dawn. We're like, um, why do you breakfast? And then we'll rendezvous and see what's going on. We when I was watching Mormon housewives.

They were like talking about being pregnant together. And I literally got emotional thinking about us.

“Well, you know what I think about in terms of that.”

That stresses me out is because like at any given point. Ever because you're married and you're an adult woman. You could call me at any time and be like, hey, I'm pregnant. And then not to make it about me. I'll have to scramble.

Like I'll have to go get my eggs. Yeah, I'll have to see if they're okay. You call you go, it's time time to defrost. I'll literally just I'll have to do it.

You're basically saying like, you're not going to let me do it alone.

If I do it. Like you'll speed up the process. Like if next week I was like, I think I may be pregnant. You'd be like, okay. I'd be like, okay, give me a month.

Let me get my affairs in order. Yeah. I can't just. I'm like, hold on. I'm on my period right now.

Give me one week. And I'm in. Wait, how sick is that? Imagine if you called me and were like, I'm pregnant. I'm like, okay, coming.

Like, okay, I will too. Okay, I'm coming.

“In front groups, I think like someone gets pregnant and then makes someone else want to get pregnant”

and it kind of like can go through a front group a little bit. Anywho, anywho, Hannah's not pregnant her grandpa is still dead. And Lenore is a personal trainer. So that's what happened this weekend. Okay, now just to look forward.

When are you going to Italy where we out with the outfits? I'm stressed out like, do you need my help? Okay. So this week I'm like, I'm slowing work down. Okay.

I'm just doing like meetings and zooms. I'm not like getting ready and going anywhere. Yeah, I'm not performing anywhere. I'm just doing like my regular stuff. And I'm also doing my maintenance stuff.

So like, I'm getting my nails and toes down this week. I had a little trim on my hair last week. Your pony looks really cute. Thank you. My hair's so greasy.

I haven't washed it. I'm getting my lymphatic drainage massage. Who trying to look hot for? This is just like my pre vacations. This is my pre vacation step.

I wash all my spray tan off because I like to go no spray tan. So I can get a good base. And my outfits. I have been like ordering stuff, but I have not looked at everything as a whole. And so on Friday and Saturday.

We'll be like my Picasso days where I'm like, what about this with this? And let's take a picture in this and see if these shoes work. Kim is so tired already. I could tell Kim is like, she's exhausted. Well, Kim also like, Kim packs for Kim.

And then Kim packs for my dad. And then sometimes my 38 year old brother will say, hey, what should I bring? And just say, oh, don't worry about it. I'll do it. And so that's like kind of what I'm trying to avoid as a wife and mother.

I like that is like one of my top things that like, I'm not packing for anyone. Your brother's smart. I've done that before with the can you just help me start yet? No. And next thing, you know, you're like,nings. Have you ever packed for a dozen?

Sorry, why don't you? Why don't you? Yeah, that's what you said. It's like, do I know you? I remember like, does this stuff was on the floor?

And I was like, yeah, I'll pick that up.

“I'll pick it up and put it away, but like, I'm telling him that's what I did.”

Yeah, I'm trying to weaponize my incompetence. Yeah, like, if he thinks he could leave stuff on the floor, and I'm just going to pick it up after him, that's not how we played this game. But then again, I do occasionally. I'm like, your stuff is on the floor, and he's like, so is yours.

And I'm like, okay, too, Shay, to complain at that game. I'm excited to see, because this is a whole new summer for you. What the little themes are going to be, like, is there going to be Chrome? Is there going to be, but are yellow? Is there going to be, what kind of sunglasses?

I'm just itching to know. Yeah, I don't know.

I don't know. Because every year before I always have one outfit in my head that I'm so excited to wear that on vacation and I don't have one of those yet.

Don't put that on your head.

There might be a whole week that I don't even appear online.

“Which I think less my outfit is really good.”

But I'm not even going to post it real time. I'm going to really, I really am going to try and take one whole week of nothing on my phone. Gorgeous. And me and my mom looked at each other this weekend and we were like, "We really, we need to connect on this trip."

And she looked at me and she goes, "We're going to hold hands a lot and talk." And I was like, "I wish my mom would do that instead, she tricks me." My mom was like, "You know, be fun." "Giving you a fucking hernia." She was like, "Are you okay?"

And I'm like, "No!" She's like, "What's hurting?" I'm like, literally everything. And she's like, "Are you out of breath?" I'm like, "Yeah, plus my legs, plus my arm, plus my lower back."

Oh, no, but no, holding hands with your mom is so cute. No, it's so sweet. It's so sweet. So just so the Googlers know the next two weeks. The episodes are going to be a little chaotic because Paige is going to be in a different time zone

in Italy. And it's going to be fun. Like, it's going to be crazy. We're going to feel like we're Euro Summer together. Was it last year that we were on a Zoom?

And I was in Italy and I fell asleep. Yeah. That was a whole year ago.

Wait, we've never even told the story.

We're on a Zoom with Amy Polar and I'm in Italy. And we were like doing something. And you text me and you go, "You're literally falling asleep." And I'm like, "It's, I'm so jet lagged. I can't even keep my one eye out."

I think it was like two or three a.m. though at your time.

“Yeah, I think it was like, we had a really important meeting.”

And I was like, "Of course I can do it. I'm just like..." And you know, you had too, a little too much pasta that day. And your body was like, "Leave!" I was like, "No, I'm awake.

I'm listening." Actually. Like, "That was the scariest moment of my life." I'm like, "I'm falling asleep." And Amy Polar.

I was like, "How could you do this to me right now?" Question mark. No, all I do is screenshot your face during Zoom's. It's my favorite thing to do. Because I'm like, "You can see yourself.

You can see the face or making it. You're still doing it." And I know you're staring at yours out. That's the funniest part of it. That's the funniest part.

Who's to judge me? Me? Me? The whole time I'm staring at you.

“Oh, and she's, yep, she's bringing out her microcurrent device.”

You're like, "Oh, big y'all." "Big y'all." Like, when you're pet yans, I'm like, "Are you crazy?" She just woke up from a nap. I look up to you.

She is. Literally me getting on a Zoom is you talking about her. That's like, "How you speak to me?" No, no. No, I said, "I'm movement.

She just woke up." I was the last Zoom I fully got out of the shower and went on the Zoom. Like, I was a wet, full wet rap. And everyone looks at you weird and I'm like, "Sorry for that."

No, I looked at you and jealous. I was so jealous. Well, if it's after five o'clock, I could be anywhere. Yeah, I could be anywhere doing anything.

Oh, God. Um, Googlers, we love you so, so, so much. Talk to you soon.

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