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What's up, my garden gnome, Gigglers?

“Would you have a garden gnome if you had an outdoor area?”

- Maybe if it was like this in the shape of kitty. - Cute. - Thoughts on, like legitimately, taxidermy. - I'm out, like, one butter passes. God forbid in the year, 252.

- No, I'm putting her in a freezer, and I'm Walt Disneying her, so that when the technology works. - Why is in it more, like 30 printers? - Why are people taxidermying their pets more?

- 'Cause it's creepy. - Is it though? - 'Cause I would cry every day if I saw butter stuffed with cotton balls. - You're so a Nashville coated right now.

You're like, "Just taxidermy, you know what you are?" - That's the meanest thing you've literally. - Really? - So stage coat right now? - That is the meanest thing you've ever sent to me.

- It's a Monday and I'm coming so hard for your soul. - You just said I was Nashville coated, which you know is the number one place on earth

“that if someone said, "You have to move there, I'd cry."”

- Number two. (laughing) - Oh my god. - Okay, well don't start trying to convince me to taxidermy things.

- Could you imagine how they'd hate me in Nashville? (laughing) - I have an announcement. - I love announcements. - I'm just like really, since Chloe Kardashian,

like her gate, I've just been like really into my products recently and everybody knows Sunday nights is when I do my hair mask and I do all my things, but I actually did my hair mask on Friday

so like my days are a little off anyway. - It's such a different weekend. - So last night, I like showered it was doing all my stuff and like blue-drem my hair and I was like, "You know what, I'm gonna like throw a little wave in here."

Like I'm gonna like do my hair a little. So that tomorrow morning on Gagley Squad Zoom, I don't look a mess with my hair. - Okay, you kind of texted me, but continue. - So I, Sunday is like when I look at all my stuff

that I've gotten delivered, like all the products

that I've like never tried before

and they're like all in a pile and I'm like, so there was this hair thing and it was called a bondy boost, like a heat curler. - Yes, I've heard of them. - And I was like, okay, let me just like give this a whirl.

- I was shocked, honey.

“Honestly, I hate that I'm about to say this.”

It's everything I've been wanting my done. It's everything I've been thinking that my dice and has been doing, but hasn't been doing. I don't know if I ordered it, then here's the other thing. Then I try a product and I'm like,

I can't remember if I ordered this or someone found your address. - Someone found my address and sent it to me. Because I've been looking at this thing in a box for at least a month and a half and I'm like, I'm surprised.

- At this point, I have no idea. (laughing) - She goes everything's free in your head. - If it's on my glass desk, it was free. - It was free.

What does it do? - It's basically just like a heated round brush, but I had blue, I blew dry my hair. So it was like kind of straight, but like kind of puffy and it just looked like I got a blow out.

Like my ends looked very blow out, Ish. The way I want my dice in to do it,

but it just never does it.

And I think because I have fine hair. Anyway, so that was like people lost their jobs just then. Like that was crazy. You're like Kylie Jenner tweeting. That's Snapchat's over.

Like that's crazy. - Oh, also I texted my friend Alexa last night

And she said, perfect. I will find you someone this week. - So what made you think you were ready 'cause I'll do it with you 'cause I was scared. I wasn't gonna do it alone.

- Well, I've just been looking up,

like I'm always looking at different like things

the girls are doing. And months and months ago, someone was like doing made a TikTok and was like, I don't get Botox and she was like me. She was in her 40s and she was like,

- I love her mouth. - Antipotox algorithm now. - And well, she said she was like, I don't get Botox, I don't get fillers.

“The only thing I do is I do my groaniedling once a month.”

Which kind of seems like a lot? - I always have stuff coming up that I have to be in front of a camera for. I don't know how I ended up in this industry. (laughing)

But then I talked to someone yesterday and they were like, yeah, my groaniedling, you have to keep doing it. And it gets more powerful as you keep doing it, which does sound like a pyramid scheme, however.

- One that I would fall into. - I'll do it with you 'cause if we're both gonna look busted for like four days, that's more fun than me alone. - It's, I don't even think that.

It's even that long of a turnover. Like I truly think you get it done. You can't wear makeup like that night or that next day, but then you're fine. - And then I had a dermatologist giggler

and stem, message me and say, hey, if you have a really expensive product and you break out after, sometimes it means it's like your skin purging. And I'm like, again, it's giving pyramid scheme

“when you guys are just keeping me going.”

- But purging is something I've subscribed to. (laughing) - So you've been purging for the many years now. - Yeah, I'm like, okay, but my chin keeps purging. - And final thought, you know what girls

would be like, look how good my skin is 'cause they just put oil on it and they're like, like how shiny. I'm like, yeah, 'cause you put oil on it. - Okay, I'm actually having a really great skin day.

- I was gonna say you're very shimmery what you put on it. - A giggler really stressed me out the other day? - Oh no. - Because I said on the podcast week,

I was like, "Kiddy's just been like a really obsessed "with me in the past couple of days. "I don't know what's going on." And a giggler DM me and she was like, "My cat did that a couple months ago.

"Like, would not leave me alone." And she goes, "Turned out, I was pregnant." Now look, I've read a lot of DMs before about people telling me about myself and I'm like, a person's nuts.

Like, I'm not giving it a second thought.

Let me tell you something. I over-eat your pregnancy test immediately. I don't know what I was overcome with, but I, 'cause then I, then I go on my phone and I'm like, "Wait, I should have had my period.

"I was just with Taylor two days ago "and she said, "Oh, I'm getting my period in two days." And typically, I'm like a weak prior to her. So I go on my phone and I'm like, "Oh my God, I did miss my period."

And then I look at Kitty and I'm like, "Where are you gonna say anything?" Kitty's like, "I've given you every sign. "I'm not hungry. "I'm trying to say that you've something growing in you."

- I'm trying to say that you've been to one of the closet space. We don't have the rail. Kitty's like, "It's me or her. "It's me or her because pick one of us." And then the test was negative and then I literally woke up

the next morning with my period. - Hmm, she's so mad at her. - Well, good for the killers for keeping you on your toe. - No, I was like, "Guys, I don't mean being, "can I have a day?"

- I do have to say, I'm reading Dunham's book and there's like about four chapters. - How long are you gonna be reading this for? (laughing) - Oh, I think it was a little break.

And then, "Doesn't I read it?" And I was like, "Do you wanna read your book?" He was reading like Kafka or something. And I was reading Dunham and I was like, "Wait, Hannah, how do you so freaking cue?"

Well, that's my parents, I do really read more of that.

- Oh my God, what nerds my parents would never.

But we got competitive, I was like getting tired but he was still reading and I was like, "Bird and kiss each other." - That's so, yeah. - That's so, yeah. - That's so, yeah.

- Well, at one point he was, 'cause I was like, I feel like it's too bright and he's like, "Well, I've really small words on my book." And I was like, he's like, "Well, me see your book." And he's like, "They're small too, yeah."

And I was like, "I'm so competitive." I was like, "I'm so competitive." I'm like, "My words are literally the viewers." But she talks for like four chapters about, she ends up getting your uterus taken out.

Sorry. - What? - Spoiler alert. (laughs)

“- 'Cause she has, why don't we do this every morning?”

I can't just have a normal conversation with you before noon. It has to be like the most traumatizing thing I've ever heard in the past six months. - I go. - And then she got her uterus removed. Have a great day, good luck at school.

(laughs) - Why did she have to have her uterus?

- She had, well, she had endometriosis.

She had a lot going on.

“Then it was like another disease, whatever.”

But then it's all so serious. - Wait, she can't have children. - Probably not herself anymore, but she talks about that whole like feeling and the doctors were really like anti,

like we can't take out your uterus. It's so, it's like, what makes a woman and she's like, yeah, but it's killing me. Like why do you care more about my future child than my current resistance as a woman?

- Right. - But she also talks about how mentally, at one point, they're like, are you happy? And she's like, what are you talking about? And they're like, if you're really upset and sad

and stressed, it just kind of makes things worse. So it's kind of like inside your body. - Yeah, but then it's also like aren't you upset 'cause you aren't pain.

And then it's kind of this back and forth.

So she talks about pain a lot and it, but anyway, it got me thinking about how you have pain. - Pain, just all the time, we should all the time. - No, actually my UTI has been pretty good. Like I've been, I've felt it coming on a couple times

and I've kind of told myself, no. - It's not gonna happen, it's not gonna happen. - So that's the answer you are shifted to school. Not today, Satan. - He's not like, I don't have the time.

I'm like, oh, really? I don't have time to go to urgent, okay? - Say, bloody Mary, three times in the mirror. - I'm almost at like six months, which is the longest I've ever gone

since I'm 16 years old. - Wait, that's crazy. I bet you didn't do anything besides the side. You don't want it anymore? - No. (laughing)

“- No, I think it goes like, are you fucking,”

oh, you know what it is. It's the, what is, what's the new hair wrap that you're using? - Fondibust. - No, I take one oregano vitamin a day

and two D-manos cranberry supplements. But they're like, they're extra cranberry. Like they're the classic one and then I've bumped it up a notch. - But if you go to pages kitchen, she has like,

(laughing) - I have a little bit of influence of UTI meds and- - I knew myself. - My dice in, they're fucking expensive.

It's like half of your rent. - Is it expensive? - The decisions are really expensive. And because I'm in so many hotels and leaving everything,

sometimes the cleaning people will come in and they like to put your hair stuff like strainers or dicing, they put it like a way, like they hide it. So obviously, I love that. - Yeah, but then when I'm packing,

“I'm not like opening cabinets to search for things.”

- Right. Then I have to call the hotel. They have to ship it to me. I've had to ship this dice in all over America. - You know, it's interesting,

not interesting, but whatever, because we go on my family vacation every year. One of the biggest gripes of the family vacation is my mom's hair. And she gets stressed about her hair

because she has very naturally curly hair. And so like when we're on vacation and none of the stuff he works because we're in a different country

and she's always stressed out about it

and I hate when she's stressed out about it. So I bought her a European dicing. So now she can bring it on vacation with us. - It goes voila. (laughing)

- It says, okay, we'll do your hair now, okay. Okay, I straightened it. - Wait, oh my god, more things should have just be in Italian ass. - Yeah, why isn't there an Italian series?

She's always British. - No, why isn't there an Italian? - It would be like, what the fuck are you doing? - Okay, no, no, I'm not looking at a illegal, no. Okay, yeah, yeah, why don't you fuck yourself?

Wait, petition for there to be an Italian series that bullies you. - She'd be like, I'm at lunch, do not ask me questions. - Yes. - It's August, you know, we're working.

We imagine series just like stopped answering the whole month of August. We're seeing you in the fall, you stupid bitch. I don't know, look it up yourself. I would love that.

(laughing) - Google it. (laughing) - You know, when I keep seeing it, I'm like my fur, you page in, and for the past couple of months,

it's like everyone talking about bringing 2016 back. Like 2016 was so much fun. Like people posting pictures, whatever. Well, I keep getting like the Beyonce lemonade album. Like, oh my god, it was 10 years ago.

And like, I don't know why I didn't think of it then. But like, imagine coming home, just like imagine being Beyonce and just like walking in the front door, like albums been out for like a couple of weeks.

Everyone's singing it.

(laughs) So, like anything happened I worked today, like you could, like did they say, do they say to each other? Like did you see that any mail?

Like, imagine your husband cheating on you. And then you make the most fire album to ever exist about him cheating on you. And all the songs start with you speaking and like, dissing him.

Like how did they, how did they move on from that? - Celebrity relationships are on such a different, like, mental wavelength than like a normal relationship. - And she probably was like, hey, I sold the bazillion records and he was probably like, go off.

(laughs)

“- And you have to say, like, there's a line where she's like,”

imagine if you never had the coolest girl in your bed.

And I'm like, that would crush me if I'm him. - You know, there was definitely a fighter too. I would say, or three. But at some point, they're like, empire. And it's almost maybe, this is all I did.

Maybe they got to the point where they were like, it's actually more complicated to try to break up than to fight with you every day. (laughs) I'd rather fight with you every day

than go through it and say in divorce. And rather little microdose fights than like blowing up our entire empire we built together, I guess. Which is why they live separate lives. - Yeah.

- If I know that my husband has slept with another woman, but there's nothing that's keeping me there. There's nothing that I'm staying for. - Maybe she also has her son. - Because she's rich on her own.

- So it's not like-- - But you know what, maybe they have secrets about each other. - But do you wanna be able to live out loud?

“- Honestly, their relationship is so, so mysterious and interesting.”

- For how long they've both been famous, it's so mysterious. - So mysterious. And the use thing that she dropped the album about him, it does remind me an extremely, extremely decimal percentage

of my experience of me about to drop my Hulu special, because the very end has like 15 minutes of jokes

about Des that he's never actually heard.

And like I've run it by him, like I-- - Okay. (laughs) - Yeah, I've run the premises by him. - Yeah, how have you?

- Like I wait till he's in like a silly mood and then we'll be in the car and I'll be like, hey, I'm working on a new bit about this and I'll be like, yeah, it sounds good and like that's. - So actually then if he does get annoyed,

I'd be like, I asked you. And if people like the joke, like if it's funny, he's always okay with it, but like, I do go pretty hard on this special kind of joke. (laughs)

- Like I have one joke that's funny. - Can you give us like a taste? Like yeah, I was just getting to say,

“is there one joke that you're like waiting for his reaction?”

- That's one joke and I'm like, oh, we didn't kind of want you to tell out. It's the kind of joke that like, Hilly there'd be like, I love it or be like, yeah, I'm getting a twist.

(laughs) - What's the genre? - It's like how does that? - Because it bought his family. (laughs)

- Okay, okay, okay, they're all dead. So like who are you really getting in trouble with, you know? (laughs) - But how many people? - It's just like the relationship brings

so much relatability and like,

I'd never go into writing my specials to be like,

I want to make fun of my husband, but there isn't a powering thing of growing up seeing all these other guy's specials where they're just like, my naggy wife, my bitch-ass wife. I'm eye-knowing wife.

So it's kind of fun to be a female comic and like make fun of your husband if it's empowering. - You know, who I still think about is John Millaney because when I first, I've like watched his stand-ups,

a lot of his material was about his wife and was about his wife and actually about loving his wife. And I don't know why I think about him like leaving his wife and marrying Olivia Mann so much, but I do.

I think about it at least once a month. I don't know why, like obviously I'm a John Millaney fan. I think his stand-ups are funny, but I don't, but and I don't even know what his wife's name is. - Actually, I think you wrote a book.

- It's not like I was like so obsessed with them or like that it keeps coming into my head, but I think about it all the time. - I just got the vocal stem. Am I a nicky fan?

Pull up in the tree lanko. - What the hell is that? - That's fan like housework. - That was housewives like COVID also. It's crazy how things don't hold up over time.

- No. - Speaking of some random celebrity drama that I, don't you love when they're celebrity drama

and you're like why do people not talk about it enough?

Do you remember Mary Louise Parker? - I have been in a hole of this.

“- Did we see the same TikTok or something”

or Instagram posts? - It's so interesting before a social media, the men were really getting away with even more. - So do you wanna tell them what happened? - No, you go.

- Okay, so Mary Louise Parker is with Billy Crudup. Who's the guy? - Wait, if you don't know who she is. - She's the lead. - She's the lead.

- Yeah, she was the main actress in Louise. - It's hilarious, genius, also gorgeous. - So, and Louise was 2005 to 2012. So Billy Crudup, I don't know where he was in his career at this time, I didn't know him,

but he's, I know him from, he's in like the first season of the morning show. He's like in random stuff, yeah.

- He's never like the main main guy,

but he's in, he's in a lot of big stuff. - I don't hate short man. I hate short man who do bad. (laughs) I hate little evil short man.

If they're short and they're nice. - I hate short man that do short things. - Yeah, so, immediately when a guy does something fucked up, first I check his height. - First I do.

- Five nights. - Five nights, not good enough. Not good enough babe, not good enough for this. So, she's seven months pregnant. Billy Crudup, well, this is the problem with dating actors.

“He's, I think, in a show with Claire Danes.”

They fall in love 'cause they're fucking making out every scene probably. This is with acting. It's just, I'm sorry, you're just like, pretending to pretend to date, you guys are dating.

So, men are doing full, what is it called when you're like... - Method acting. - Method. (laughs) - I'm thinking method acting too seriously. By the way, apparently Adam Driver on girls

was doing method acting, but Lena Dunham didn't say it. But it hasn't been confirmed, but she just says how they'd be practicing their lines and he'd throw a chair. - Yeah.

- And someone was like, he's method acting. She's like, I think he's just mad and this is weird. - I'm gonna start doing that if anyone gets mad and I'm gonna be like, sorry, I'm method acting. They're like, for what?

- The male actors are very, you know what's funny is you grow up your whole life and maybe just because of when we were born and before a social media, you grow up your whole life having this preconceived notion

about celebrity specifically celebrity male actors. And then you become an adult and you realize that those men were some of the biggest losers in high school. And like, it's just, it's very interesting.

- But then you realize the athletes were also losers. - Yeah, because they had a reading level of a pre-case student. - Where have the good men gone? - Because if you asked me in high school, like, oh my god,

“who's like the hottest, who's your husband gonna be?”

I do like a professional athlete or like a famous musician or like actor, I would kill myself. - Yep. - If I ever... - Now the nerds are even diabolical.

Now the nerds are more, you don't have the lead on the nerds. - It's the lead on the nerds. - And we've lost the nerds. The nerds are out here cheating on other nerds. So Billy Cruddup, Cruddup, who now I'm hungry

for a Cruddup. (laughing) - By the way, it's #38, I'm on a Monday. - I'm on a Monday. I'm gonna say, I'm Cruddup's high.

I'm on a Cruddup's high. - Billy, also, you're 61, your name's not Billy. (laughing) Your name is William. I'm not calling you, I'm not calling you when Bobby or Billy

past the age of 12. - You grow the fuck up in your town. - You're so true. - Billy, look at your name. - It's not Billy.

- Also, do you know who he's with now? - Who? Naomi wants. The man pulls. - Yeah, something about Clared Ains scares me.

And I don't know what it is. I don't know if it's because every role that she plays, it's like, it's like really overstressed, it's like anxious character, and that's like how I see her, but like something about her, I'm like,

I always have to take a deep breath, I feel like.

- But I also, the feminist side of me is like, I love her playing these really imperfect characters. Like, home land was iconic, 'cause like, she was so unlikable, and like, up until that time, there weren't a lot of female roles to be unlikable and star.

- Yeah, she's always so stressed, and I'm like, I'm stressed. - You're like, take a bath, you know. - Pick an episode, so bad. - And we can do a hair mask.

- They're gonna love it. - Okay, keep going. - No, yeah, so that's what I'm having. - Okay, so he laughs her at 7 months pregnant, which is, it's giving, it's giving the wicked Ariana Grande drama.

- I am just gonna say, I remember when I remember

- And I think it's the crazy work.

“- I think she's still with the SpongeBob.”

- Are they? - That's actually going pretty strong. - Yeah. - I just feel like if you're, I mean, obviously, it's so nuanced, but like I just feel like if you're going

to leave your wife for someone else, like really physically get up and leave your pregnant or like with child's wife, it's gotta be for the long haul, and I don't think he dated Claire Daines for that long. - I think it was like three years,

'cause also I think they actually did get a lot of public blowback that they couldn't endure. - I mean, I do to say I don't care how sturdy your relationship is, if you're constantly being attacked by the public, like it's gonna cause issues.

- 100% it might bring you closer together for a minute for a moment, because it's almost like a trauma bond,

us versus the world type thing.

- But once your court is all level kind of goes down, it's like it's very, I would argue, it obviously sucks, but if a guy leaves you while you're seven months pregnant, thank God, he showed you who really is, which is that he doesn't fucking care about you,

'cause all I know is if I'm seven months pregnant, I feel not myself, my hormones are insane, I need help, I'm exhausted. Like you're in a really vulnerable period of your life, and if your man can't be there for you

when you're holding and growing his child, I don't want you around later. - Right, get out. - Also, I'd go as far to say, like not only does he not care about you,

he doesn't care about like basic human decency. - I don't know, just like basic human rights. - World peace? - Legans are inches, I could be. - I could date someone for three minutes,

and if I found out they were pregnant, I'd be like, oh my god, let's do everything that you need. - I know, like, I can imagine leaving does during his knee operation, (laughs) he's hopeless.

- I was leaving him on my knees.

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Can I tell you about it? Yeah, I would love that. It was like, by the way, I love Paladis. Put us one of those classes. If you see me in a Paladis class, turn around.

Do you love Paladis? I do. I love it all my heart. But I also love complaining about it. If you see me in a Paladis,

guys, you know some shit's gonna go down. Some is gonna faint, some crazy shit's happening.

and my thing is when I go to Paladis,

“first thing I have to do, go to the bathroom,”

'cause I have like a phobia that I'm gonna have to like poop during the class. God forbid, that would ruin everything's getting in. Oh my God, wait. What?

What are you scared of me? You literally gave me. You said, I gave you a fright. I'm sorry.

Oh, because you know how I always,

I forget things, so if I don't say it, you said pooping, and so it made me think about, have you heard of coconut cold? A cold? Hannah, get into it.

Okay, so I have heard of it for like a couple months, but randomly, so I'll just grab on my four-year page, like eating coconut cold, and I was like, I'm not order one of those. Jar of basically like such intent,

it's not even yogurt, but they call it a yogurt, but you can't eat it in one sitting. You can only eat one spoonful of a day of it a day, because it has such active probiotics in it. It's the consistency is actually like a moose.

It's actually really hard to only eat one spoonful. You're like, 'cause it tastes good. Do you like wanna eat another one? I am obsessed. I've only had the strawberry flavor.

I have one spoonful in the morning, and I have like a spoonful at like four in the afternoon. If you eat too much, it is diabolical, and it is one of the scariest things I've ever experienced in my life.

But if you stick to a steady routine, you do feel like over time you feel less bloated. I've probably been having it for like a full two weeks now. Oh, I'm obsessed, I love it.

“You have to keep it in the refrigerator,”

and you can't double dip your spoon. Oh, 'cause it's like the probiotics are so active, and if you've like already had it in your mouth, and then, I don't know, that's like a weird science thing, but that's a woman in STEM that I'm not equipped for.

Okay, I'll definitely look into coconut coal. It's really good to eat. You wear a thing. And I think it would really help your stomach. I have had a little sour stomach the last week, yeah.

But I didn't wanna, well, yeah, it's still on and off.

You know, and I'm always in fear of getting,

and I think it's 'cause it's just like the grossest name. Have you ever heard of leaky gut? (laughing) Why does that remind me of leafy greens? Had any given point in the day,

I'm scared that I have leaky gut? Oh, no, it's a whole new thing for me to work. Oh, I know I have leaky gut, actually. I've been having leaky gut. Okay, so I'm out of the clothes.

I'm out of the clothes. I'm afraid I'm gonna have leaky gut. And I'm in the locker room area, so I see a door. I'm like, this must be the bathroom. I open it up.

It's not the bathroom, it's like a storage closet. Shut the door, oopsie, go into the other bathroom. And I'm in the bathroom, and I really like an alarm is going off, but it's like a subtle alarm. It's like just the light and being like fire, fire, or not.

Yeah, and I'm like, and I'm like, did I do that? Like I assume that everything's my fault. I'm like, it's 'cause I open that weird door. So that's actually so funny that you go, you live your life throughout the day

being like, I mess something up.

“No, I did that, like, wait, that's what I do.”

No, that's so stressful. Well, I think it's, I'm very powerful. Like when something good happens, I'm like, that was me. When something bad happens, I'm like, that was me. I just feel like I'm a catalyst anywhere I go.

I'm like, let's change the molecules of this place. So I'm sitting there and like the alarm's going off very subtly, though, and it's basically fire, fire, and no one's acknowledging it. But like a chill fire. A chill, like a chill.

And I can't tell if this is just something that happens in the building, but the lady's not being like, hey, just ignore that, it happens. Instead of like, am I the only one that sees this? And I'm the one that calls it.

So in the way, that's how it started. And then I looked to my left, there's a man there. In the bathroom? No, in the Pilates. Oh, I looked to my left.

There's a man sitting on the sink. No, they say, hey, I'm a fire fighter. There's a fire, get out. No, but I'm weird, like, if there's a man here, he better be, like, putting out this fire,

he shouldn't be here for Pilates. But he's there for Pilates. And of course, he's straight. I'm not looking, I actually didn't make eye contact with him, so I couldn't tell, but I feel like he was straight

because she kept, you can tell without eye contact. I know, he was straight. She kept having to be like, over this one, you can add more to him. And I'm like, shout out for myself or his girlfriend.

I'm self. It was like, he was like going through something. That he was 50s. It was like, definitely probably divorce. Trying to like, start his life for Pilates.

I don't like that even more action. No, I know. So I was already like bad energy. The fire also is giving bad energy. So it was throwing me up. Then, now look, when you sit on a reformer,

never sit next to the person who's already there.

That's just like a rule, because we're all doing our legs, stretches like, go to a different Pilates reformer.

when there's other reformers open.

And I was like, that was a crazy move.

“But that's fine, whatever, let's be communal.”

Wait, that's a crazy move. There was like five other reformers open. Maybe she wanted to be like in our area. I don't know, but I was a little bit like interesting decision. And then it's hot in there.

And she's wearing like a full suited up, long sleeve, everything. And I'm like, she's probably so hot. And then she's like filming herself. So I guess she was like vlogging or something. And I was like, I'm just gonna ignore this.

She starts like taking calls during the class. You're gonna say she started interviewing. No, her phone was like buzzing. I don't she was like, hello. You feel she's gonna do my own thing with me?

I thought she was gonna be like, can I ask you a couple questions? Do you care if I look? If women fart. Okay. So she's on the phone.

She's taking, she's like, she's doing the moves. Kind of when she's like, hey, like talking on the phone. Like it was, and I'm like, this is, yeah, this is bonkers. And then this other girl on the right of me was one of these like insane breathers.

“Do you know, look, you have to breathe in your Pilates class,”

but you know, the performative breathers where they're like, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh. Every breath. And I was like, there's no need to breathe like that on this, like, yeah, so she's doing her performative breaths

that are next level. This one's picking up phone calls. A man is plotting all our deaths.

Usually the person that for me, that I always notice

is doing the performative breathing, is like one of those moms that's like, kids are grown, kids are grown, kids are out of the house. They still call her for everything. She's boni, she's boni, she's a hat on, okay?

And she's, and like, tiny, tiny little thing. - Hasn't had a car since 92. (laughs) - Oh my god, has not had a car since before, why, too, okay? And you're like, how do you run all these marathons? And you're like, you have asked you a perosis.

- Like, you have to stop doing this. - This is like the fourth thing she's done today, and it's 10 a.m. and she's already like done all her groceries. She's like, baked for miles. - Yes, she was doing crazy breathing.

And then I'm sitting there and I'm like, this is, this is my hell. Like, this is where I came for peace. And then I'm wondering what they're thinking about me. They're like, this bitch is starting fire.

(laughs) - So, I survived it to tell the tale. I'm so against work out classes. See, I can't do it in my own home. - When I do it alone, you don't trust that you're doing it right.

- No, I know I'm doing it right. - I know that I don't trust myself to keep doing it. Like, after three setups, I'm like, we're good. - Okay, so I'm the opposite. I will keep doing it, but I don't know if I'm doing it right.

So it's like, is this am I doing it for nothing because I'm doing it wrong? - I need a peer pressure and I'll do anything if someone else is there. But when I'm alone, I cannot be held accountable.

(laughs) - See for me, I wanna turn my TV on. I wanna be listening to that. I don't wanna really be listening to the girl teaching. I just wanna watch her moves

and I just wanna keep doing them. And then I wanna mind my own business. - See, I'll be like, oh, that kind of hurt. I'm gonna stop, but then if I'm in a class, I'm like, I'll break my leg right now

for me to finish this if the girl next to me's finishing it. - Right. - But that's my own-- - Oh, that's over a different. That's how we're different.

I have a woman in some of the week. - Yeah, fuck yeah. I'm so obsessed with woman in some of the week now. See, we grow and learn. - Yeah.

- Okay, so you know, how you'd page it and introduce me to ice-faced baths.

Like, when we first started some of our house.

- Yeah. - Yeah, it's like she's been doing it. Like, wake up hungover, she's like, watch this and then she'd water board herself for like 20 seconds. Like, three seconds too long where I was like,

should I check on her? (laughs) - And then you're gonna take on the day. - Yeah.

“- So have you heard of the snorkel that girls have added?”

I have seen it. - Is it something people are selling online? - It's stupid. - It's stupid. Okay, well girls have invented a snorkel

so that when you go under a nice water face bath for yourself, you add a snorkel so you could stay down like forever if you want. - So dumb. - Okay, she's a gimmicky and stupid.

Like, stick your head in the bowl of ice you don't need to breathe in there. You're not staying longer than 30 seconds. And if you can hold your breath for 30 seconds we have bigger issues you need to go to the doctor

- It's on the ground.

“- It's giving when they invented that straw”

that you sip, that doesn't purse your lips so you don't like purse your lips too much to get-- - Never saw that. - Lip wrinkles?

You never see that? - Wait, I love that. (laughs) Now that's something I can get behind. - That's a short-tank product I want to see.

Yes, so it's like, it's different, so I don't know. You could look it up. - Wait, I'm obsessed with that. - Yeah. - All day I try and think of things

that I can literally, since I'm like 16, I'm like, what's something I couldn't invent?

So that I never have to work again.

- I've thought of to read it. - The day I have to leave it. - Do you know my last invention idea to you was um, cute, colorful, smelling garbage, but, full-pitch deck, a pitch-page, full-pitch deck.

And you were like, I'm obsessed. (laughs) - I'm like, I think they have these, but I love your perseverance. - I love how yours is different though.

- I was like, this could be a wasabi color. (laughs) - People need to call more things wasabi color, and that is true. - Yes.

- And that's true. - And that's true.

“- Wait, do you know what's having really bad PR right now?”

So you were never into this show, but I was an avid watcher of the Bachelorette. - Yeah. - And there was a time when people were sacrificing six to eight hours of their week on these shows.

And if you got on these shows and you got the good at it and you made it at least five episodes, like you were made as an influencer. Like you'd have over 800,000 followers.

You'd be going on the other excursions, Bachelorette, Island, Scandinavia. - Yeah. - Mountains, like you were made. And then obviously they had drama with the host

and they lost the host, he got canceled. And then... - Oh, right. I like forgot that time. - Yeah.

- And anything that happened during COVID, I'm like, I actually don't remember. - Well, people are saying we feel 27, 28, 'cause that's when COVID happened and that's when all of our lives stopped.

- Now that we're as many years out as we are from COVID, we're really to change our lives. Like, I think because we're millennials, we're like, oh yeah, like another crazy thing happened. - Yeah.

- We really don't think we're sitting and realizing how much it, like I keep saying. Maybe this is because of reality TV too. I used to have so much fun in my life. Prior to COVID.

Yeah, it's so much fun.

“- She goes like, you should do this thing called fun.”

- Yeah, I have, I'm genuinely. I can't, and I don't mean fun like day to day fun. Like I have fun every day. I'm doing something. I look at it.

Something fun is happening. - Yeah. - And I don't even mean in like work stuff. Like, okay, we went to the devil wears proud of so fun. I haven't had a night out of fun.

Like stupid fun, that means nothing debauchery, I didn't plan this fun in years. - Not to relate to Lena Dunham, but she said somewhere in an article that she hates organized fun.

- I hate it.

- And I've never, I was like,

no one's put it into those words. I'm so bad at organized fun. Like whenever people are like, this is supposed to be fun, then I'm immediately in my head.

I'm like, why am I so different than the rest of the world? Like, why can't I experience things like other people and you're so dramatic? - I'm so, I'm listening.

There'd be like, why can't you for once just fucking mean normal? - You're so the girl, like, looking out the window, like, 12 years old, but I'm all right. - Look at the mirror.

- Nope, no one is like me. - That my first immediate thought is New Year's Eve. New Year's Eve is a great example of like, everybody's having fun and we're all going here. We're gonna have fun in every year.

I'm like, this is the worst and I'm going home. - Yeah, well, New Year's when I came back from Florida and was going to school at Beacon, upper west side.

It was like the first time I was invited

to like a cool Manhattan. And it was not cool. It was like me and like my seven friends who were not doing hard drugs. Like we were not the drug.

We were like kind of athletes. - Bored. - There's no, well, no one was telling me about the drugs. You know what I'm talking about the drugs. But like we were like 17 and a lot of members

playing beer pong and you're getting so drunk that I like threw the pink pong and it hit the wall. Like it was like falling as I was throwing it and I passed out and puked and then my mom called the police because she was like,

the one time had it goes to a party because I was supposed to come home that night, I guess. And I passed out and I didn't come home my mom thought I died. - You were a missing person. - You're mom literally thought you were a missing person.

- Cause my mom's in Brooklyn being like my daughters on the island of Manhattan, that's why I can't have fun.

there was no like location sharing.

“- No, she just was like she's dead in the dumpster somewhere.”

- The way that we are probably gonna like live our moms dreams. Like my mom would have given her left arm for them to have invented location sharing in the year 2006, like when I entered high school. Like is that what has been her dream?

- Janzi is like a jealous of us for certain nostalgic things which is so valid, like I would be too. I didn't have to grow up with a phone, but the fact that we didn't have location sharing or ring cameras is iconic.

- I mean the way I'm going to torture my children, like I'm literally gonna put an apple air tag in my child's shoe, like in case they big, like there's no situation that like they're moving and I'm not knowing exactly where they are

in today's day and age. It's actually kind of sad. Like I'm gonna be so annoying as a mom, 'cause I'm gonna be like, "Tell me everything." - Nah, I have no plans for such things.

“Besuch the red captioner's life in Freiburg”

with Euron Mehlitz, Dürr Omer and in the comments from the book, "How do you know all the rules?" and this is our interactive exhibition for the elite tour with audio guide

and a classic, and the next part of the world of red caption, the red captioner's life is just a little bit different. (upbeat music) - I was with a mom recently who's kid

goes to school in the city like teenager and she was tracking the Uber and was annoyed with the route that Uber was going to get them somewhere. She was like, "Why would they take that bridge?"

Why would they take that bridge? And I'm like the fact you know this and she's like texting him, "Tell him not to take the bridge." And I was like, "Guys, everyone gone down." Like, we didn't even have Uber's.

How do we get places, taxis? - Subway? - But you know what's so funny is that it's just not all men. We wouldn't have to be tracking everyone and knowing where our kids were at all times

and tracking Uber's if the men were an out here doing weird fucking shit. But not all of them. - I think they're just about to-- - I think they're about to--

- I think they're about to-- - Yeah, oh yeah. (laughing) - So, more of Higgins was recently interviewed being like, "Do you want to be the batch direct?"

'Cause that was like, it's kind of the thing, like, if you got famous and you were single--

Well, no, the batch never really had famous people on it,

but I guess they asked if you would do want me the batch direct.

“And she literally was like, "I think I do it.”

I don't want to be the batch direct." She's like, "I don't want a man. I want space to myself. Having a ton of men in my vicinity is literally my nightmare." Sierra also was like, "Fuck that.

I would never want to be on the batch direct and do a bunch of like thirsty dudes that want to be famous through me." - She can do it and she doesn't have to be on TV. - It's giving Rihanna like, 2008.

What are you looking in looking for in a man and her being like, "I'm not looking for a man." - Yeah, but I think it's just so funny that there was a time where being the batch direct was like the coolest thing, like,

you get to pick from all these guys who want to do like protein ads on their Instagram and start their own like workout company. - It's funny 'cause I saw a TikTok the other day

that was talking about how we'll always say

since the beginning of time, that women are like gold diggers or they're looking to marry someone who has a lot of money or has a big job or can provide for them and blah, blah, blah, but we never talk about how men can also marry

extremely well and it's never even brought up that like, "Oh wow, that guy really married well." Like his whole existence and actually they were giving the example was Emma Greed because she's getting a lot of criticism for random stuff

and she's on her book tour and people were like, "I'm sick of her or she's speaking to rich women." She's not speaking to you. They were just like all these different discourse things about her and one of the things I saw was

her husband, they were talking about her husband and it was like, yeah, he's a business man but his best investment ever was her.

and blow it up 10 times more.

And I just think that I feel like women never get,

you never get that like accolade of like, will actually he married well and I changed his whole life. But that's like Michelle Obama being. - Yeah, actually they were, he was another example, like Barack Obama actually married extremely well

and probably half the reason he got the presidency is because he had a phenomenal wife behind him. - And I just want to add to this conversation too that people's what makes a person is more than what they look like and how much money they make.

There's something about like integrity and kindness. - Character and character and conversation that makes like a quality person. So just when you see numbers on a page you're like someone with like a nice nose like,

let's stop for a second. It's because people do marry people without

“considering their character and that's what they're”

just 50% of divorce. - Every day. - They're doing it every day. - I had a friend text me, a guy friend of mine, text me because he saw one of our clips

and one of the clips was me being like, if you're a 30, six year old man and you're trying to date, like a 26 year old girl, like what do you have in common? And I was like, I was like the guy wants to go younger because anyone, a woman his age, probably is in putting up

with as much shit as someone 26 because maybe they have an experience did or they don't know and they're just more apt to like put up with your bullshit and he texted me and he was like, this is so not accurate.

And he was like the perfect person to text me and say that. - Yeah, but it was just interesting how like life really imitates art and no one in my real life ever like will text me like something that's set on Gagly Squag

'cause I'm like, this is a safe space. It's like my personal and journal. But that was an interesting text that I got. - Shout out to Rhea from Chicks in the office.

“She did something really funny. I think her husband”

was annoyed with her for some reason or something happened

and she was like, this is what I always do

to make him feel better and she goes up to him with her hand and she goes, look how much bigger your hands are than mine to make him happy. (laughs) And I was like genius.

Whenever he's like in his head or like upset about something just stroke his ego and be like, "Look at my little hand." And you're just so big, strong, huh? - That's actually really depressing

because sometimes my hands are bigger. - Well actually, as I was saying it, I was like, this isn't for all women. (laughs) - If you've just heard Hannah say that,

do you not feel slated? - My fingers are so long. Typically, my fingers are always gonna be longer. - I also can't do that with men with calves. Like I can't be like, look how much bigger your calves are

than my never mind. One person who does have as long fingers as you is Haley Bieber. Like you have similar font of fingers. Like when she does her skin care, I'm like, "Oh, yeah." - Her image could have finger pinkie,

what's it called, pinky, pinky swears. Like crazy. - Our pinkies swears would go nuts. They'd wrap all the way around the city block.

I mean, do you remember how powerful a pinkie square

was back in the day? - I still put a lot of onus on a pinkie square. Like, all sign a deal with a pinkie square. I'm like, but you swear. - No, there's something about pinkie square

that was my first born I just gave away.

“- Yeah, because it's very, I think because it comes”

from childhood, it's like you mean it. Like you wouldn't fuck with a little kid, so like you're being serious, right? - Like that's your image. - That's your image.

- Yeah, it's like you wouldn't lie to my inner child. - Shout out to a really good press tour of a movie star. Like, you know there's like stars and then they're like, "Oh, that's a movie star." Like, this is a celebrity.

Like this is like, I'm like a gas every time I see you. - Yeah. - Charlize the wrong. - Yes. - And I think I added a little, a little hood split to us.

- Yeah. - And never name it. But first of all, if your name is Charlize the wrong, you can't, there are a few movies, the wrong. (laughing)

- The fuck. I'm saying like, the row, trees, they're in. - That is true. - I'm just looking something up about her. Keep talking.

- She's a movie star. Her looks have been so cool. Like it's the kind of thing that like, yeah, people could try to copy, but it's not gonna hit. - When she stepped out in that like men suit with her.

- I think it was YSL, but it was like men's, like she put that thing around her neck. - She is so gorgeous and people don't, I mean people do talk about her,

"Oh, and that's, that's a celebrity."

- Like bring back celebrities. - Did you know that her mom killed her dad

“in self defense, like during a domestic violence situation?”

- And that's where all our conversations go. - I'm pretty sure she, I'd have to look up the story, but I heard this, that I was like--

- It was a part-time in South Africa.

It was crazy violence, and yeah, the mom defending herself, shot her dad and her mom still alive. - And I think she like watched it. I think Charlize was like in the room.

She was like 13 or something. - I mean, I can't imagine that.

“But that's why one of her Oscar speeches,”

she broke down thinking her mom, who was there for everything she did to protect her. - I love her. - So when do we show Lisa Theron, you're that girl we love you? I think she has a movie out.

- She does on that book. But like a thriller, you know how I feel about - I'm scared, I'm scared. - No, I'm scared, I'm scared. - It's like a knock.

“- Anyway, you guys, to end on that note,”

thank you for giggling us and we love you so much. Anything else, Paige? No, I feel good.

- Perfect, perfect, have an amazing week.

Keep her head up. Bye. (upbeat music) - Nah, not yet a movie for such an end. Besuch the road kept an elipeness world in Freiburg

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