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[MUSIC PLAYING] I'm in the day just got away from me. Hello, my-- my giga-glise. Um-- [LAUGHS] We're back.

We're back.

I did just wake up from a nap.

So I think that's why I'm a little-- my mouth's a little sore. And we talked a little in the beginning to get Hannah warmed up. Now we do exercise.

Now we do red leather. Yellow leather. See shells by the seashore. Hannah's about to start her show. So she's--

It's start-- we're in it. Yeah. You want to know what? I feel like a lot of people were like, what's the vibe of the summer,

“what's the song of the summer, what's the saying of the summer?”

For the giga-glise, sorry. We're having an intense summer. Because Hannah can't move her face. Not only is she working with no movement, but we have to keep abreast on what's going on.

I declare it right now, it's soft smile summer.

[LAUGHTER] Hell yeah, it is. I've changed who I am. I'm an ice queen. OK, I don't smell anyone.

I don't laugh at anyone. Nothing's funny. And look, I do have to say thank you for all the feedback from the pod. I'm still getting it.

I'm refreshing YouTube and reading all the comments. The one thing I didn't think was going to hurt my feelings that did is I'm getting a lot of people calling me cure a nightly. Why would that hurt your feelings?

Because it means my jaw is not moving. And I look like this and I'm like, I have a lot of jaw. She's gorgeous, but I can move my jaw. You are kind of giving a little bit bread-ish. [LAUGHTER]

OK, I actually was so excited to see you today, because I thought I was going to hop on. And you were going to be like, it looks so much better. You look so good. But the problem with Paige is she's brutally honest with me.

To the point that yesterday, I set her a photo of myself. And didn't get a response. Then she said, let me to joke, sorry. I look ugly. I know you hate when I look ugly.

And she was like, thanks for ruining my night. [LAUGHTER] What about today when I was like, you sent me a meme about how like your friend can't take anything serious. And I was like, this is me for the next six months.

And you were like, six. [LAUGHTER] I'm very fragile right now. You can't make those jokes. No, I know.

No, I know. No, I know. And it's not funny. I know. Women are some of the week.

Yeah. Not my injector. [LAUGHTER] I'll take her away with my segment. She's at piss, make up.

[LAUGHTER] It is not funny, and it's not. I've gotten like a wide variety of people reaching out being like, hey, you'll be good in three weeks. And then some people who are like, hey, it took me 10 months.

It's still a thing. But it's rare, not all the-- OK, well, once the last time you went and had it done before this time. Sorry.

Excuse you. Because it was a series more than I had to.

“Could you not just tell me if I didn't get any of this girls like I do?”

Everything's a fucking job to you. Some people are fighting for the high point now. You make it a little hiccups, cute little hiccups. Oh my god, it was just laughing so hard. I almost heard drooling.

Some of us are just naturally drooling, because they can't. Oh, OK, so I got it. Last time October-- Yeah, I don't even remember when I went away,

because I don't know. Like, I didn't know what was going on. October, and you got it in June. OK, OK. OK.

OK, I have to also give an apology.

Who are you apologizing, too?

“I was saying everything was going well in my life.”

Last time, I listed a bunch of things. Then people were messaging me. They were like, why didn't you say your marriage? What's going on in your marriage? OK, I don't want you, but I'm not

having crazy ups and downs in my marriage, where I'm like, we had a good month, this month. Thank God. Sorry, we don't think of him. It's not part of my day-to-day drama.

Thank God, it's the marriage rate. But then also, and then he was like, why didn't you say I was there to help you? Because like, does has been my rock. I put all my anxiety into him.

I've been calling him. He's been so positive with me, except he also was like, oh, no, like, I had to stick to their cancer. Do you have some-- he's like, oh, you have both your parents still. He's like, oh, did you not tear your AC on?

It's still hurt. So that's why he's dating an older man. He puts life into perspective. I think the good thing about death is he does let you be, he does let you feel sorry for yourself.

The allotted time that he is healthy to feel sorry for yourself, and then he makes you get it together. Yeah, and like, he's making me laugh, which is making it worse. But maybe, how are you? I'm good.

I texted Hannah and I was like, you actually think we could do the Pad tomorrow because I'm in the trenches of packing. Night time outfits, packed. Day time outfits, packed. I forgot it.

Skin, hair, makeup, packed. I just have to do bathing suits and cover-ups. Shoes, jewelry, accessories, hats. How do you pack hats? I just stuff them.

I stuff them in there. And then I, like, if something happens to them and they get fucked up, I try and, like, reshape them wherever I am. Because I can see you going for some hat looks, the summer. I have one ridiculous hat.

“Look, that I'm just like, where am I even wearing this?”

But I'm not one of those people that wears their hats on the plane. Like, in the care, like, I can do it in my carry on, but I'm not wearing it on the plane. I judge people's hats, like, if they're going to wear it, I'm like, that's the one you wore.

That's the one you're saving. Okay, well, here's the other thing.

I never lose things and I'm missing one of my straw hats.

And I'm just like, farmer page. Where, where do I hate losing things? You would hate my life. Spend a mile in these little batons. No, I can't ever do it.

I don't even know where my little batons are because I don't have them in a lost them. No, I have, like, a running list of things in my head that I'm like, I need to check in on that because I haven't seen them. And then, like, I have a rotating thing. So, like, I know where everything is.

So, you would never lose your wedding ring for two years. No. I'm not even trying to look for it because you're, like, we'll deal with that later. Well, wait till my mom finds it. No.

No, I couldn't. I couldn't. It would like ruin my day. I have to, like, remind myself that it's things and they can't love you back. And so, it's like, if it goes, it goes.

Oh, yeah, I forgot. You're in, like, a toy store. Is it Jewish? I don't. I play my own stuff, but I need to work out.

But in the midst of packing, mist, mist, mist. No, you said it right. Oh, mist. But you really hit every, every continent somehow, mist is just in the midst of my packing. I was watching the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders, sweet heart.

I don't even, I never know what the name of the show is.

Yeah. You know what I'm talking about? Mom and wife, secret. Yeah. I see.

Housewife's Mormon. Really? Oh, my secret. Cowboys. That was.

I love.

“No, because why doesn't Netflix give every show an insane name?”

And like reality shows specifically. It's like, I don't need a thesis for the name of the show. Give me like, like, give me oldie Laguna Beach, okay, God, I don't need LA confidential secret society hotlives. LA not an an easy, yeah, whatever, yeah, that's so true.

They put a full IMDV page in the, I don't know what's in the Dallas cheerleaders. I'm like, I didn't watch the show like, when it was on TV, maybe I saw like a couple episodes. But there are just like certain things that you're like, yeah, I'm gonna let it slide because like, they're in Dallas technically, like, what are we doing, you know, like, I'm enjoying the show.

Then I get to a part where the main girl, okay, now she became the main girl, essentially because when you were watching her on TV, you were like captivated, mesmerized.

think I've ever said this phrase in my life, but sweetest pie, like just the cutest, sweet, like, everything. She ends up becoming like somewhat the face of the show in the past three years that it's been on Netflix at the end of this season, she decides that she's not going to come back for the, not going to come back for the next year, she's like turning in her uniform.

She just got married last year. Oh, they have their boyfriends in it, too. Sometimes, some of their, like, husbands or boyfriends are in it. Now, when she's deciding if she's gonna come back for the next year, she gets hurt and her boyfriend says something while she's sitting on the couch that I was just like, oh, that's

like so interesting, and I'm trying to think of, like, my significant other said said that to me in that moment would I be pissed. So now mind you, she's an athlete, she hurts herself, she wants to finish out the year. I love how you're, like, would you start a fight? Let me tell you the scenario.

Yes. And he goes selfishly, I'm kind of happy because I get to spend more time with you. I don't hate it. Okay. I don't hate it because I was literally dealing with that just now with my health situation.

Just to bring it back to me, because you didn't ask me about it the last two minutes. No. No, this is a good meal, this is good.

“I was, like, if I lose a, if I, like, don't travel and I'm not, like, working, right?”

Right, right. It's been more time with my family. Right. Okay. But what you're about to do, you just found out about two months ago.

Yeah. That girl is doing, she worked your, it would be like, if you were in, playing tennis, and it was, like, the final year, your senior year, you hurt yourself and your boyfriend's, like, okay, we can, like, sit on the couch together. I think he was trying to find the positivity in this situation.

I wouldn't like if I didn't into, like, you're never around and, like, I hate it.

Let me give you more to the story. He actually quit his job because her fame got so big overnight that, like, she's, now all of the sudden, like, a Netflix star, and I'm sure she's getting brand deals and whatever. She quit.

She worked at a floor a shop. adorable. I mean, I can't say those. She quit her job. She's, like, doing influencing full-time on the side.

I don't know, people work, actually worked at floor a shop, so I thought that was just in movies. Yeah.

“I think she, like, volunteer too, like, I'm like, oh, super made up person.”

She's a butterfly catcher. She makes rainbows. No, she's, like, literally perfect. He quit his job to help her for whatever reason they can't make it work. It seems like she got really big.

The whole country was watching her. She blows up into, like, this, Instagram influencer, this, like, Netflix star. She gets, obviously, inevitably, a lot of hate, along with a lot of love. I don't think she was expecting as much hate, I think it really did something to her. She was, like, I work at a flower shop.

Right. Rather than, like, what are you hating on her for?

Rather than, kind of, like, persevering through it, she was basically, like, I think

I might take a step back, and she had just got only been married for a year. But I can't help but think he was scared, or he didn't want her to continue to grow with her fame or, like, whatever, and he didn't want her to do the show anymore, and he didn't want her to be on the team anymore. I also could be making this up.

You could be fully projecting. My hood. But he went on a pod, and he said, her dream wasn't to be a Netflix star, her dream was to be on the cheerleading team, and then he was asked a question, like, what were his thoughts on the cheerleaders, like, getting a raise, and he was, like, no comment.

“No, you're right, you're, you're, look, has your intuition ever been wrong?”

Never. Why would I steer you in a different direction? I didn't say, did he leave a banana peel on the floor for her to trip, like, was he, did he endure? I can't prove it yet, but he gave me some time and a sharpie, I could take it something

now. Give me a white board, and we'll be there in about 20 minutes. Um, no, if look at that perspective, him not working, and then, like, commenting on, like, how much money the girls are making, and so also, like, yeah, you don't go on a podcast unless you've done something.

Well, also, a lot of the girls obviously had to have second jobs because they were making

nothing. And I think still have to have second jobs, they're making a little bit more. And now, in today's day and age, they can supplement with being influencers and, like, take a little bit of a rest, except the two coaches don't love. They're influencing.

Yeah, which I'm like, get with the top, like, nobody's like, then pay me what this brand

Well, they give, we struggled because the coaches were both on the team. The vibe they give is we struggled, we had to deal with it, so do you. Like, that's the energy it gives, and it's like, okay, well, then what's the point of

“women helping women? What's the word when everything's more expensive over time?”

Inflation. Period. Yeah. Also, just because it was fucked up in the past doesn't mean it has to be fucked up now.

I still haven't got myself to watch it because I can tell I'm going to get pissed off. I think for me, why I was like, triggered by it is because I am someone that can also get down and be like, maybe I shouldn't even do this because everyone's going to hate it and like, I can't really do it, and I need to be with someone that's like, what the hell are you talking about? Like, go, just try it, go do it, like, whatever.

If I had someone that was like, yeah, this is really scary, maybe you shouldn't, it would I couldn't do it. What did he do for a living before? It's an excellent question. I want to say he, like, worked at like a hardware store.

“I hate to do this, but if the roles were reversed and like, he was a normal guy, got on this”

network show blew up none of these guys are staying with, like, the girls who, like, love them for them.

Right, like, I always, you know, who I always think about, on a ferris and Chris, uh, pine.

No. Pratt. I just always think of, like, men who, like, have blown up and then left their wives. Not to feed into horrible rumors online because I would never, we would never. But people are like, coming for Rihanna and Ace Abrock is relationship right now.

Have you seen? No. What are they saying? I guess he, like, won on stage and talked about, like, how girls and Phoenix are beautiful or something and, like, I want to met Gala, people thought they were fighting.

I saw them met Gala, people thought they were fighting. And people have turned. People are like, Rihanna get out. Interesting. But it also makes me think, like, how quiet she's been in her career.

I, like, never, I mean, she's a billionaire and running fenty and doing amazing.

But, like, in terms of her art, I always wonder, like, hmm, well, can I say something that I've actually never really liked him because one time I saw a clip, like, I've liked his songs before, but like, a couple years ago. This is maybe like four, five, I actually have no idea, three or four years ago. I saw a clip of him on a podcast and it was like, I forgot who's it was.

I don't even remember what they were talking about. I want to say it was, like, in regards to, like, him modeling, but it was, he said something, like, oh, well, I should get taken shopping because I'm so good looking or, like, yeah,

“I think it was, like, a round one, like, those videos with, like, Lori Harvey, when”

she was, like, talking about how she's the prize, then, like, his resurfaced, I think that's when I saw it. And you, you hate that. I was just like, whoa, no, like, this is, oh my God, I saw the clip the other day. You know, the, we met at Acme, I love that girl.

She had some guy on her podcast and he was like, here's a tip for the girls, like, go up to guys at a bar and, like, buy him a drink, and I'm like, over my dead fucking body. Why don't I open the door for him as well, pull out his chair, and then buy the dinner. Like, no, no, we're not. We're not throwing him off one night and just like, going, I'm being like, hey, let's

also, you would ever talk about the approach a man you can get murdered. So why would I also pay to get murdered? Also, my makeup costs more than this drink. My outfit costs more than this drink. Like, I don't need you to buy the drink.

It's not about the money. It's about the gesture. If I needed someone to buy me a drink, I want to be standing in a bar that'd be insane. I can't afford it. Why would I be there?

Like, the men have really literally lost it. But yeah, we've no idea what's actually going on with any of the celebrity relationships, but it is so fun to take clip and be like, this is what's going on. Yeah, I love it.

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“Apparently, I think they haven't sent anyone information which is so funny.”

Did you get the wedding? It was before after. What's after? Oh, no, I had after my wedding, I was like, thank God, nothing went wrong, everything was fun,

everyone had fun, photos were great, I feel amazing.

People were like, once it's over, it's like you've nothing to look forward to, like for me, first of all, also that I wasn't looking forward to it, like it was the best day of my life. And second of all, I was like, just so happy, it went well and I had such a, I was just like grateful. Do you think Taylor Swift is kind of like have the wedding blues or do you think she's

like, this is like a great day, but it's not the best day of my life?

“I think she'll feel that way, but I mean, I do think she's like a little more romantic”

than me, like I think she cares about the wedding more than me. She's a little, and I'm not trying to be like, pick me like, like, you gave me a wedding day, I don't know, I'm chill.

No, it's more just like, I actually didn't like the attention of like when I forced people

to come to an event, yeah, like I like people will want to come to see me like do stand up, not like cousins being there being like, we had a drive from the Airborne things exam, I don't know, like that's just what I'm thinking, like it's like inviting people to a dinner for your birthday, I'm like, these people are busy, do they want to be here, like that's my own issue, you know, so wedding is like that times a hundred, also it is nerve-wracking,

like I've got nervous when I was walking down the aisle. Of course, I cried when you walked down the aisle, oh, I forgot your music. Is this because I was mean to you, there's money in DMs? No, it's just, I have a mental illness where like, I don't know who was with me at any time. Yeah, well, also I feel like you like black out at Airwood Inc.

Yeah, like, me and you didn't talk? No. You don't talk to people you know at your wedding. Can we talk about Mindy Kaling? Oh my god, okay, everyone needs to watch, not suitable for work. Do we want to tell them from date the day one, how this how we got involved? We got an email. We got an email from Mindy Kaling. Yeah, from the Mindy Kaling.

And I was just like, oh my god, obviously we're doing this. And it was right before Thanksgiving, right? I thought it was spam. I was like, Mindy Kaling didn't write us an email. Okay, she asking for 500 grand also to send to a foreign country? Was this before Thanksgiving or before Christmas?

I have no recollection of time. I want to say it was right before one of the holidays. Well, the problem with TV not the problem, but like you shoot something and then it's like years before it comes out. Anyway, so we go and we like kind, yeah, we like kind of had lines and Hannah had one. Wait, I was about to say, I feel like I was well behaved during this and I didn't do anything wrong.

“Nevermind, continue. And here's the thing, when we get there, we're like obviously so”

giddy, so excited. This was production's last day of filming. So like every single person was like, and this is last day and we're finally done and like, we're like, hi, nice to meet everyone. How are you? Honestly, it felt like we came in at the end of a reality show and everyone was already like fighting and hated each other and we were like, what's going on here? Tell us about your self. Honestly, the cast, the crew,

everyone was so sweet. It just was like, they were wrapping up. Like, they were like, thank God, it's the last day in a new page. We were like, so where do we stand? Nice to meet you.

But what was the old Langtime? Okay. You're just crazy because I'm not. I'll never forget it ever.

So mind you, page is really good at memorization. I'm not. But we were in our trailer, practicing our little asses off. Like, we were like, again, again, like Russian gymnastic coaches. It was like, no, you! Then finally, I was like, okay, we got it and then I just hear Hannah like doing it to herself. Like inner, like God. You get like, it's the first time. Okay,

That's the way I can describe it. Like, anything else we do, like gigally squad,

interview, podcast, hosting, you're like, we got this, like, not like, like, you're not like,

“where you should double check your work. Which calm note, which calms me down. Yeah. Then,”

like, we went into a setting like that. You're like, let me just practice one time. And then that makes me nervous because I'm like, wait, you, you're unsure about yourself. Who's driving the shit? Yeah, I'm like, no, no, no, you can't be unsure. I was like, hey, can we try to win my team? We were doing good. And I was like, we're going to crush this, like, we were driving. My last line, or the last page, I'm basically, it's about we're celebrating, um, old Langzine.

We're celebrating New Year's Eve. Yeah. And I have to say the word old Langzine.

Mind you, I don't know where I've been my entire life. Never heard this before.

And everyone's like, you know the song that like, and Hannah's like, oh, my god. I was like, what are you saying? Four hours per hour. I was like, no, I've lived down this earth. My entire life, I've never heard the name of that song. Obviously, does who's born in the fucking 80s was like, how the fuck do you not know what old Langzine is? And I'm like, I can't talk to you right now. So that for some reason, like,

you know, when you can't remember a word, because you don't know what it is, also everyone can be going, oh, Langzine. I mean, I'm like, this, I've never heard this word. You guys are making this word up. You're making it up. And then they're like, playing the song for me. And I'm like, yeah, I know it's song. No one calls it old Langzine. It was ever called to anything in front of me. So I'm like, wait, plus we're in, like, it's supposed to look like we're outside, but like we're not.

“And so we're in, like, furs and Hannah's. I'm in a furs with, with the, what is it called?”

Airmuffs for airmuffs inside. And I'm sweating. I'm feeling it. Hannah and I have this joke that like, every time we get our makeup done, like, no matter what we're doing, like, 10 minutes later, Hannah, like, doesn't have any makeup on. We'll see the raw pink skin on my face. Like, like, like, I do chicken. I have really, like, slippery skin.

Why don't you know, come on, we're on tour by the second show. Page is like,

did you just wake up in the morning? Where is anything you put on your face? Why is that? Has anyone at, what primer are you, do you use? No, really. No, I don't use, I don't use it. Oh, well, there we go. There we go. Well, first of all, we meet a shanty. Oh, yeah. Only you. So tiny in person. But you're shanty. Everyone needs to listen to right now. Oh,

“either you're saying to, like, so the song only you, like, only pay. Can we, again, next to you?”

I just can't leave you alone. Maybe when the mouth is. Yeah. Like, that was just because that wasn't because of my, I trust seeing your voice. No way, way, way, way, way. We know I'm the songwriter generation. So a shanty put in my pocket. We come on. I'm like a shanty. We're obsessed with you. We love you so much. And in my head, I'm like, do not fuck up in front of a shanty. Mindy Kayling's entire production. Yeah. And page who

already is doubting you. It was one of those lines where, like, it's like kind of long and old laying Zion was the last word. So I would do this monologue and then get to it. And like, you know, when you're brain to church, so it's gonna be like sing like, oh, no, you were literally having an adult, does he? Like, you were, I, it was like, we would say it back to each other, like old laying Zion and you got it. And then you do the whole, like, like, she couldn't just do that

part. She had to do it in the entirety. And it was, oh, my gosh, I just get a fix in the post. Every time I got to it, I would say it in a room where it'd be like, saying like, oh, here's the other thing, well, why, how we're different. When you mess up or like get embarrassed by something, you're, which I find so fascinating. You're louder. Like, you, you call more attention to yourself. Almost as if to be like, look at how much I fucked up. Everyone should see this. You like, like,

ultimate humiliation. Where I, I fuck up or like, I do something, silence. I've actually slipped

I feel like that's a stand-up calm. It can me to like, say what you're feeling. Like, yeah,

just be outward about the moment. But like, it wasn't a scene of me in page. Like, we had people, actors on set and a director. So then how many times do you think I messed it up? Oh, I mean, we had to have done it at least 15 times, right? 15 to 20 times. I would say, here's the other thing that like, that like, you don't, people don't realize. You're doing it. You're doing it 10 to 15 times from one angle. Then you're doing it another 10 to 15 times

from a, it's a whole thing. It's so funny. I like, forgot that happened. Like, I blocked it out.

“That's how I do with humiliation. I'm just like, um, yeah, that wasn't me. That's actually”

probably really healthy. Yeah. I'm not like, it's not keeping me up at night. I'm like, old anxiety. That's not English. So that's not my fault that I couldn't learn a new language day up. I'm getting a cyst pimple on my channel, which is like ruining my whole trip. I'm the wrong person for you to complain about that too right now. But I totally support you.

But I would, I would trade bodies in a second if I could. Yeah. So let's talk about it. Like,

you're starting tomorrow and would did anyone say, um, okay. I showed up. Honestly, I'm getting better at not smiling. That's my problem because before I was like, just smile, push through. And now I'm just a nice queen. Did you tell Nana? I told Nana, but not like, I didn't send any photos. She's kind of like you. Yeah. You can't send her ugly pictures or she's like, she's really, why would you put this on my phone? Why they just attacked me? Why do you put this on my phone?

I just had an old memory pop up. I'll actually will put in the newsletter of Nana at my wedding,

doing an outfit check. And she's literally telling every single thing. She's wearing like down

“to the earrings. She's so fucking cute. Remember that day, she couldn't wear heels and she was pissed.”

Because she had like done something to her foot. Yeah, she was like fully injured and she was oops, I think she was still wearing kitten heel. Yeah. How are we related? Yeah. She was wearing a little wedge and she was like apologizing to everyone. She was like, I'm so sorry. But I'm wearing these disgusting little wedges. She's like, I don't know if you've noticed, but I look like a clown. It, honestly, I like, I felt so bad because I was like, I know that you can't even

enjoy the day because you're lipid. Like, I get it. Everyone's staring at these grossest little wedges. Meanwhile, I like can't brush my hair. Oh, also, does the specials out? You watch it? Oh my god. That's what I meant to bring up to you. It's so good. You know, I have some good messages

“and they were like, they were like, because you love him. We love him. That's the only reason we're”

supporting. But we had, we really enjoyed the special. No, it was so funny. I was so proud of him. Well, you texted, it's fun. You texted us in the group chat. And in my head, I was like, if they texted alone, that would be like black magic would start happening. Like, I feel like you guys actually are scared of like, if you two actually put your heads together to like cast a spell on someone. Let me see if I texted him. Oh, you know, it was IDM, Tim. Yeah. On my own. And then, yeah,

texted it in the group. Yeah. No, texting like your friend's husband alone. It feels like when like HR calls you, you're like, wait, how do you have my number? And also like, no, this is scary. If someone's boyfriend's texting me, if it's not about a ring, I don't want to be involved. Yeah. Don't involve me. Actually, my friend Katie, her husband did, um, like live updates while she was in giving labor, giving birth, live up to the baby to who? Like,

was doing them to all of her friends. So like put everyone in like a big group chat. It was just doing like live updates. Wait, that's hilarious. That I appreciated. Was he good at like giving details? Yeah. He did fall off quite quickly. Because I'm like, that's not doesn't sound like a good job for him. I'm like, give it to the mom, give it to the aunt, give it to a jenzy cousin. No, he did a good job because he is quite funny. So, um, they were like cute little paragraphs. But

anyway, we also have an update, um, the non podcast DM does stop sisters of Mary, OP and they

tag of it. Imagine two nuns were like, hey, you fucking twats. They go, you're your costume. We're not praying for you. You're off of the prey party. So they said, hey, thanks for tagging us in your video. It was a delightful take on your podcast, a delightful take. And he just ate a light fall more. May every day jargon. A delightful tag. She goes, I love that we share a real love of laughter. You wouldn't believe how much we laughed. Okay, maybe you would obsess with them. They're hilarious.

Let's just say the podcast is true to life. It runs deep in our tradition.

This is good for the gay close. It's good to know that nuns and no us. She basically said,

"Laf to your heart's content. You've broken free from evil. Lafters the right response." And ever since then, we take the chance to laugh for every good reason. May your days be filled with gender and laughter that comes from knowing God's love. Thank you,

“sisters of Mary. That is the sweetest. I think they just blessed us. No, is that so nice?”

Bless you, like that was a blessing. Your mom's going to be so happy. My mom's in me. She's like, "You don't want to have a noun. This is a Mary." Do you know that my mom and dad watch our podcast every night while they watch dinner. Or while they eat dinner, they watch it on YouTube. Oh, I'm going to cry. I go mom, but it's only two times a week.

So what are you doing the other nights? And she goes, "Well, we watch the same one until the new one comes." I want to cry. I love it so much. Also, meanwhile, your brother's like, "Hey, I'm here." She's like, "Well, we don't like anything else on TV when we just watch you guys." Also, I love how they're probably numb to me. In the beginning, they were like, "I'm not sure about her." And now they're like, "Oh, how does the sweetest kindest, most innocent girl we've ever met?"

She doesn't mean anything. My dad will call me and he'll be like, "You know, you just sit there and you just laugh at everything"

Hannah says, "You just think she's... I've never seen you laugh at anyone."

You just think everything she says is funny. I'm like, "Because it is. I'm going to start over laughing with my friend." Sorry, the sisters of Mary told us that it was a good laugh because then it gets evil away. We literally are curing evil spirits. Yeah, we are. Also, I posted a stand-up. One of my favorite jokes from the stand-up special was making fun of guys going down on you. Yeah. And to make sure guys go down on you early, because you learn about

who they are as a person when they're going down on you. And I say, "If a guy, if you don't know how to

“get him to go down on you, I say, you should just push his head down. Do you remember that being a thing?"”

Yes. You're like, "Stutters." No. I remember it being like a controversy. Like, I remember girls talking about, I remember girls saying, "And then he pushed my head." And another girl being like, "Are you kidding me?" So, I think it's so feminist to push a guy's head. Yeah. Lightly, nicely, but like to be like, "And no kissy kissy." That's hilarious. But at the end, the end joke, I basically, it ends with a period joke. And I was looking through the comment, and sometimes the posts hit just these random men,

and these men, the comments are so funny. Like, guys, I really get the biggest kick out of it. This guy goes, "Girl comics, all they do is start with sex, and then end about their periods." And I was like, "That is so fucking true Steve." Basically, every girl comic talks about sex in their periods, and then this one bit I posted was like, "All of it." So this guy's head was like exploding. He's like, "She talks about sex and a period in one joke with the book." God forbid, we talk about what we

know. I was like, "I talked about my husband's dead parents in the last clip, so I do have range." So how dare you? How dare you? Take it up with him. Do get sad when I go to Italy for two weeks, just knowing that I'm like, "If something were to happen, you can't get to me." Great question.

I love you trying and still anxiety. Like, I am far away. I've never been more anxious than when

you were in Fiji, which is really weird because it was before that thing happened to you,

“but I just remember looking at my phone, Googling Fiji, and it was the middle of the ocean.”

And I was like, "Do they have dunking donuts? Are you okay?" No, I had to go home.

about to go to Italy. I'm like, "What are we wearing? What send me the food?" And I don't

“have to deal with any logistics. And that's how I felt when you're in sports illustrative.”

I was like, "And now I don't have to prep for that." Yeah, you don't have to do this, but that's literally how I feel my carousel to pack. I'm not to find boats. I don't have to get who tell her invasions, I have to sit and wait and line for things, but I get to see all the fun of it all. And then it's going to be so fun when you get on the phone. You'll be like, "I just had a gelato." Like, "I'm excited for that." That's so funny because I texted my dad yesterday and I said,

"Dad, I think we're going to get more ice cream in the middle of the day this year."

Oh, yeah, I was going to say, "Compare to you." Because now you're this is like your third or fourth.

Yeah. Like, similar trip. I love that you guys are like, "This works. We're doing it again." What are you changing? What do you think you could do better this year that you've done in previous years? The besides different invites I'm assuming? I actually think I could eat more. Because, okay, here's one of the ways my anxiety also like manifests. If everyone's like dinner at 7 p.m., like, "Okay, everyone's going back to the room.

I'm getting ready for dinner." Like, "Oh, my God, I've been hungry all day. I didn't eat lunch." Late because I wanted to be hungry for dinner. Right when I sit down to dinner, not hungry.

“Like, can't eat when I'm told you have to eat. Like, I rather go back, I rather sit at dinner, not eat.”

Go back to my room, order room service. Yeah. Like, I don't know why that happens to me. I had the opposite. I sit down at dinner and I'm like, "I'm so hungry and raveness. I'm going to embarrass everyone around me by how hungry and how fast I'm going to eat this food." And I wish I could be normal and not shove this entire panchetta in my mouth. Well, Italy really is the perfect place for you, because if you don't eat your whole plate,

so then it's stressful when I'm not hungry and I'm not eating because then they take a fence to it. And they come over and they're like, "What's going on? Like, you didn't like it? Like, I'll bring something up." Oh, no, they show up with a fucking gun and they say, "What happened?" Yeah, and so I'm like, they're literally holding me with a knife. Like, I'm like, "I don't have a touch."

I'm like, "I have anxiety and like, here's the thing. Like, everyone's eating."

And if everyone's eating, then I get it! They're like, "What's with the sauce?" And the perfect, because it's the best sauce. So, I'm going into this trip mentally telling myself, you're eating when it's time for dinner. But I don't think that's going to work. That's not going to work. You can't just tell yourself to do it.

“What you have to do is not make a big deal about it.”

Okay, that's how much a lot on to about it. Yes, like, like, you're about to put a cat. So, not worry about what time I'm eating lunch, because in case I'm not hungry for dinner, but it doesn't matter. If you start obsessing over like being ready to eat, the second to get that your body's going to be like, "This is what we were stressing about!"

Well, I think it's also because, of course, of course.

I have this weird thing where I can't go to the bathroom when I'm on vacation.

So, like, I backed up for a couple of days. I didn't want to factor that in. Yeah, so I think it's like a lot, but it's only, it's only ever on vacation. Actually, no, sometimes like... On tour, were you back to?

Well, we had a Thursday. No, but sometimes if I'm going out for like a Saturday night and I'm going out with like four couples, I'm like, "I'm not hungry." But if I'm going out, she's like, "Yeah." Myself, hungry.

It's crazy though, because when I, when I barely can't eat, I get so embarrassed. Like, yesterday, on set, I was like, obviously a little nervous. And they brought me food, and I tried to eat, and I couldn't eat, and then, afterwards, people came in, and I, like, had to say something. I was like, "I'm sorry, I eat a lot of mashed potatoes."

Like, "I ate a lot of mashed potatoes." We, our lives are so different. Right? I was like, "Where, where are you eating mashed potatoes? Prior, too."

That's how they had brought me, like, a thing of mashed potatoes, and all this meat, and, like, whatever. And I didn't eat any of the meat, but I didn't eat mashed potatoes, and I was like, "There's actually a lot of mashed potatoes." Like, I was trying to explain to these people that I ate more than it looked.

And then, one thing that I've learned, no one gives a fuck about what's going on with you. No one gives a fuck. I don't care how it was, no fucking smile, no one's noticed, no one's noticed. Everyone's worried about their own shit. No one cares, no one cares.

No one cares. That's another part of anxiety. Like, oh my god, everybody's looking at me, everyone thinks I look like soup. No one gives a shit, they're all worried about their own shit. They're in their own head thinking the same thing you're thinking.

But then something like old things aren't, I'm like, everyone's like, "You should know what that is."

"I know I'm not going to eat at this place."

I'd say, "I tried that." You've tried, yeah. Well, it's, no, it's become a thing.

“Even, it's become a thing, even to the point where my mom's,”

like, I'll push the reservation. So now we go to dinner at like 8 p.m. To make sure that you feel like you're eating. It might not be hungry yet. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But you know what, it's a beautiful problem to have. It's a year and a half. Should we eat the past so now, eat it later? So my thing is, I'm just going to eat all day and say, yeah, and fuck it.

That I don't care, I'm just eating when I want to eat. I do think also vacations having like set times to eat with a group is fucking stressful.

Well, this year I told my mom to leave like a couple days

where there's no dinner reservations because sometimes it's too much. Like, you literally, I'm like, I'll actually throw up if I put another thing in my mouth. Yeah, and it's also, like, becomes like a military operation when it's like, and then we go back and then we shower and then we come back out and then we change, then we go shower again and then we sleep, and then we go.

The menu is the same every single place. What is the menu? Just like pastas and it's just as pasta. Like seafood and like, but it's like the city you get the vibe. Like, I literally get linguiney, like, linguiney and clam,

bravillies, there's no ghee, there's spaghetti, there's everything. Yeah, obsessed. Whatever, I'm so excited. I'm really excited. I got a new book, and I'm excited to read my book,

and I'm excited to talk to my mom. Tell the camera the book is.

Oh, it's called Magnolia Park.

And a girl TM to me and was like, it's a big, it's a big book. How big are the words? We'll say. But she was like, it's about social arts in London and it's like, chic and cool and I feel like you would like it.

And so I'm going to try it. And I'm giving my mom, I finished strangers. I'm giving that to my mom for her to read on the trip. We, my mom read it too. Yeah, we're just like, I love being in a book club.

That's so fun. I really enjoy reading recently.

“It's just like, what have you read since the first one?”

What's that? You literally, I wrote all the messages. Tell me, I didn't see you going apart in a book. Take you a book reading the back of it and being like, I love reading. I love books.

It's so pretty. What are some of the week? I didn't know that Lisa Barlow has a song out. What is it? Go on, just.

They'd be gorgeous. Wait, I haven't seen it. Well, I posted a photo of me not smiling in this Uber, and the song was recommended. And I pressed it and it was cute.

And I thought, this is no hate-notino shade. I love Taylor Swift, I'm a Swiftie. I thought it was a Swiftie myself. No way. Wait, I need to play it now.

She has like a nice voice. Like, yeah, it's auto tune and stuff. Which housewife doesn't auto tune, like, right? Let's stop. Charlie, fucking XCX is auto tune.

Don't get mad at Lisa Barlow. But like, it was low key. I thought it was like, kind of a... Bob? Nice.

Yeah, you love Lisa Barlow, right? Yeah, I'm going to look after that.

“I think you guys should look after that.”

What is pissing you off this week? Honestly, I didn't have anything piss me off really this week. Other than like, the usual. Wait, did I tell you, speaking of you reading? Do you know I woke up this morning and I ran on the treadmill?

Oh, yeah, gone through. I do triathlon's now. No, I'm in it already, I'm really in my life. I'm not really in my life. How long, how far?

Well, I got there. Also, this is a foreign country. Yeah. I'm in Toronto. I'm in a foreign gym, you know?

I like to go to a gym that like, I've scooped out before I know where the things are. I go into this gym blind. Thank God, there was no one at the treadmill, and I ran for like 10 minutes at, like, five and a half, which I thought was really good. Walked.

Then L.O. Cool Jay, head sprung, came on, that got me through another 10 minutes, on and off. Try some 12, 30, 30. I just feel like I need, I want to sweat more. Dad, Esther.

And then I did it, and I actually felt really good about myself, but also I felt like weird, like, why are you doing this? But I was like, I have to sweat this out, and then I was walking some man. It was like, hey, I loved your special, and I was like, I'm really like vulnerable at the

I can't smile right now.

“I just got both talks in the wrong place, and I don't feel good.”

So besides getting a costed, that's like never happened to me before.

And I don't know why I would happen now. I don't go. I don't go to those places, types of places. All that's a core, also, like, the floors, everything's black, and it just seems really depressing.

“Like, why can't we get, like, light situation?”

There was lights. It was nice.

But like, why are gyms so dark?

Like, give me some, I want, like, a Pilates Studio vibe. Where is the kid? No, it's like a girl.

“No, like, let me run on a treadmill, but also, like, a soundbapy going.”

Like, yes, we, what's Palo Cento? Where's the Palo Cento? Yeah.

I've never said Palo Cento in my life.

You guys, thank you so much for giggling. Thank you for helping me through Dark Time. And everyone's sent page well wishes for her travels to Italy. Thank you. And you love you so much.

See ya. Bye. [MUSIC] [MUSIC PLAYING]