Giggling about stylists, serial killers, and sanity

N-N-N-N-N. Frank.

Every night, we wake up to the bus at 60.

The quick show that we have to wait for the bus to get to the station. So we wake up to the train. Now we can get to the bus at 1.10. [MUSIC PLAYING] We can't be met.

[MUSIC PLAYING] I'm in the day just got away from me. Hello. My glores, good glores. Literally got on.

So it's me, page, and grace, and grace is on the phone. She literally gave me PTSD of like, when your mom's on the phone. You're like, mom, mom, mom, and fine. She's like, what? And you're like, I forgot.

She put one finger up. [LAUGHTER] Wait, why do I remember? Where was I where? Like, I had a fake phone or something.

And you kept trying to talk to me and I kept being like, hello, one second. Oh, that was a photo shoot. We did, you were so annoyed with me. And I couldn't stop. If we were kids together, you would have annoyed me at so many different.

“I think that's why we became friends later in life.”

Because I would have been like, nonsense. No, I would have annoyed you, but then you would have been bored as fuck without me. You'd be like, fine, I don't hang out with Hannah even though she's a little annoying. You know what's funny? It's like, people in my everyday life will bring you up, which is like the joy of my life.

And they'll always say the same thing like, wow, you and Hannah,

you really think that Hannah's funny, don't you? Like you? I'm like, okay, it has no one ever seen someone with a best friend. Before, I'm at the first person you've ever seen have a best friend. Like, people are like, I think maybe because it's my personality.

They're so shocked that I could love. Well, like, so my additional love is real. Yeah, it is. Also it's giving their jealous that I have your attention. I think that's what it is.

They're like, we can't believe she's. You chose her over me. Yeah. And like, she's the best. You chose Donka girl.

I feel like you were going to say something. Oh, yeah, so yesterday, we got a call. This is the thing. Page night are in business together, which, like, I forget all the time.

“Like, a lawyer will hit me up and be like, what is Page think?”

And I'm like, who? And I'm like, oh, you want us to give you, okay, Louis, I was on the phone with her just now, but we were talking about not business. Sometimes I respond to emails. And it's literally the sentences.

If Hannah wants to, I will. Like that. And I'm like, I'm a grown woman. And I'm like, if my friend's going, I'll go. So I get a call from like, a ton of people on a team of something.

Whatever. The other day, someone emails me and they were like, do you want to go to the US Open? And I go, I don't know. Look at Hannah's schedule. She's in charge of us at the US Open.

That's me, which I'm going to get into as well. I want to tell the gigress what to do for the US Open. And I return the favor by sending you my fashion week schedule. I'm like anything that you like to accompany. You know, like, we have our things.

We are my allowed to go with you. Well, I don't know if everything goes. Some of them are really hard in vites. They were like, which fashion shows do you want to go to? And I was like, I could tackle them.

Well, I actually didn't say it because I,

“Well, that's why I sent you that list of places that I'm trying to go to.”

So if there were any that you wanted to come with me, you had the list of places. Okay, I actually haven't looked at that list yet. It's okay. Oh, yeah, so I get this call.

It's always people and they're like, we're trying to get a page.

We can't get a page. And then I was like, oh, let me call her. Like, she probably won't pick up for you guys, but she'll pick up for me. And then I was like, no, she would pick up this like important call. So then I start calling people around you.

Yeah, I'll find one thing about me. I'll find page because I'm like, she's not napping. She's too much excited to nap. Yeah. She's existing somewhere.

If she even if she's working out, she will check her phone during the workout every five to ten minutes.

So I start calling other people.

“Finally gets to you and you're like, what's going on?”

If I ever wrote on, if I ever wrote on the days done, you're such a bum. If my phones in my robe, I'm having knee time. I knew that your day was done because it was like 7 p.m. or 630. But you go, I'm doing my outfit. I'm doing algorithms. I'm doing math. I'm doing all of it.

I'm doing math. Sorry, there's a formula. I'm doing science in my room right now. I was literally a kid playing in my own room. My own business. And then people busting it.

I envisioned you as like the sunny and Philadelphia. Is that the show?

Always sunny and Philadelphia.

Always sunny and Philadelphia mean where the guys like pointing to all the different things. Like that's you trying to figure out your outfits. But you're like carry the one minus two. I'm like if it's a if it's four days, but three nights. I could wear this twice.

If it's a cool lot and a tube top. How do I? I go but what if the temp drops below 75? I'll need a jacket. I respect you and your art.

Stop playing with your stupid fucking outfits. We have an important call right now. Me and Kitty were in a serious meeting. Okay. And then I had to tell the team story.

She was doing outfits. Are you familiar with this? No. And then Joe walks in. Joe walks in. He's on the phone.

He's on the phone with a girl. And the girl's on speaker. And I think nothing of it. And I hear the girl go where is she. And he's like, I got her right here.

And I look at him and I go, who the hell is that? And he shows her the phone. It's his hand a burner. I go, hand a burner. I was so confused in the moment.

I was like, is there a tornado? Like what is happening? I didn't want to have to call Joe. I didn't want to have to get him involved. But when into, I knew that he would know.

Right.

And when I call him, he always thinks it's an emergency.

Yes. Which is good. Which is good. Which is good. Because he's protective.

So I found you in your basement, playing with your clothes. If you need an assistant, or at least an intern, Lois is available, by the way.

“Honestly, I would bring Lois on full time as creative director of all”

Patriot service branch. Lois is so into project run way right now, and our episode. She must think we're literal princesses. Well, let's not say we. Because she goes, okay, let's play a game.

Your hand, I'm page. Tell me like my outfit. I said, okay, I love your outfit. It's so pretty. And she goes, tell me I'm the pretty one.

I said, I can hear you. You go, hey, it's still me. You made me be me. This is me.

She goes, I'm pretty one.

Lois is. No, I'll cry. So then me, the thing is, I know how to deal with her, because I'm like, what with little page do. It's actually kind of like, I have so much fun, because I feel like I'm hanging out with

little page. And I start pulling up project run ways in Instagram and showing all like the process. They make it on my clothes. Tell me which ones you like.

She's judging harder than Laura Roach. Yeah. She's going ugly. Ugly. Next.

Yon. Nobody's working. No. It grows. She was never.

What is it? 2005. I wasn't even alive then. And I know this is trash. Don't stop those last season.

Product shoes on me, honey. And then, but then she knows immediately when she likes something.

“And I said to her, you know, do you want to be a stylist?”

Or do you want to actually like design clothes? And she goes, I can do both. And I was like, it's 20, 26. We're a multi-faceted Hannah. But then Gini comes her mom.

And she's like, what are you guys doing? You're so quiet. And she's like, are you just scrolling Instagram or the kids are watching? And I'm like, basically. So apparently, you're not supposed to do that for like an hour.

You're a screen parent. I was just scrolling the project run ways in Instagram. But I showed her all our clips. And would she say, I saw your walk that she made you do. She made you do a full runway walk.

Well, Gini was like, can you stop showing my children in Instagram? And I was like, that's so valid. I'm so sorry. I got lost in the sauce. Let me see that morphden.

Lost in the sauce. I got lost in the sauce. Are they like, miss Rachel people? Yeah, they're like kind of aging out of it. But miss Rachel's like, good music that they like.

That every now and then, it's like a bob. They also like the wiggles, which like, well, he said, why? The wiggles are still around. How much are they? The wiggles are.

They had to have recasted. I do think they've recasted, but they're Australian. So Australians are healthier.

And they don't manage. And they don't manage.

“I feel like all Australians are Loki vampires.”

There's a song called Something The Dog.

He likes to tango. It is so good. I'm like, Bobby, can we play it again? And it's, I love it. Speaking of screen time, I have been doing some due diligence

and just like watching TV. Actually, good. Someone has to because I'm mothering. Someone has to. Someone has to give racks.

Someone has to. Let me tell you something. I feel like a lot of people are like, you have good scripted to relax and like, I do. I'm nonfiction. Your fiction.

My new one is on Hulu. It's called Furious. And it's about, it's with Emmy Rossum. Someone was telling me about this yesterday. Hannah.

It's so, first of all, I, she's so good. If you haven't watched Shameless, I would say, watch Shameless. Because then you just like really love her as an actress. Yeah. It's just such a unique show.

“Like they're trying to find a female serial killer.”

And it's just Hulu did it so well. And you know me. I don't love a thriller. I'm so mad. We didn't think of that.

I'm so mad. We didn't think of that concept. Serial killer. A woman. Yeah.

I mean, the serial killer is so smart. And it just like, yeah, there is definitely

if women were serial killers, you'd never find them.

No. They also, I feel like there's like a study somewhere that's like, whatever sign is the most serial killer. But then they're like, for there's no scorpios, which is really scary, which means like are the scorpios,

the ones that don't get caught. Because like that seems like the sign that would be the, like you would be like they're the most haunted way. But they're not getting caught. So scared of you.

No. Yeah, that's it. So even though I am a scorpio rising, so I have to, I have to ask someone about that. Also, I hate blood. So like, we don't have to.

Also, fully on a business call. Mm-hmm. I asked page in front of like 18 professional people. What her astrologer would say. And I wasn't joking.

And page was like, let, I have to text them. And then everyone was like, anyway. No. Hannah, I don't know what was giving me answers. No one was giving me answers.

Hannah was asking questions and no one was responding. And she goes, let me bring in the big guns page. Do you have your astrologer and speed dial. I go, what day of the week is it? Because I'm really into numerology.

And I'm not sure we should make any decisions. The fact that it's the sixth. Anyway, we are on this episode of Project Runway doing cameo's. Yeah. How was your experience?

My experience.

First of all, it was a dream come true.

Because I feel like when you watch things on TV and then you experience it in real life, you're just like, wait, what? So weird. Um, I, I just like loved the whole feeling of it. I do wish we were judges.

Because I feel like I wish we had like the juxtaposition of them, like walking in a new, a new outfits and being like serious. So maybe next season, we do a little like judging. But I also really can't stand. When people have to get out, like, all cry.

Like watching their dreams be crushed. Like, I kind of liked being in the work room just being like silly bullies.

“But don't you love being around for someone's villain origin story?”

Like someone getting, someone getting kicked off might be the kick in the ass they need to then like succeed. Okay. So you have moments. Yeah.

Mental health moments sometimes. Rejection is redirection. Marilyn Monroe once said that. Period. Period.

No, seriously. Sometimes like things that don't work out. Not even that it's redirection gives you the motivation that you might have not had. Like my revenge knows no bounds. Oh, 100%.

I think sometimes people not believing in you. You can react to ways. You can feel fuckin' sorry for yourself and be like, "Wow, why don't people believe in me?" Or be like, "I can't wait to blow up so much that these people are going to be tortured by my presence." Actually, the other day I was having a phone with my mom and this is a direct quote from myself to my mother.

I said, "Mom, but I need more revenge." She said, "How much can you really get?" I said, "I need more." And sometimes I do feel bad. Sometimes I was like, "That was too much, but like, you know what?"

That was too much on them. You do, you do you. That's God's karma. I'm like a huge project runway fan. Yeah.

Pull up in the Sri Lanka. Do you remember that quote?

Pull up in the Sri Lanka.

That wasn't an unproject runway. No, that was like- That was like when you really is.

“Well, you know what, I think one of the funniest parts of doing project runway was that Christians here yet.”

I could not understand how we got that gig. Crazy. He was like- And you guys are here because- No, he knew you.

He knew you. He loves you. You guys have worked together. You guys were cute. I came in.

Look, he looked me up and down. I said, "It's vintage, babe." No. He goes to the wall. No whole show is a joke.

Tea, guys. It's just a wall. But also in the beginning, I was respectful. In the beginning, I was just being cute. I was asking questions.

After a couple of people, I got too comfortable.

I started, I was pitching. I said, "What about this?" This is what I like to do. If you don't like it, start over. Just scratch it.

Just scratch it. I'm liking- I have a long torso. I'm liking this. I'm like in that.

And you were looking at me like, "Hm. You're stuffer. You don't stuff talker." Well, sometimes fashion is silent. You know.

“And that's why the Russian community has been-”

They're not ready for me yet. You let the close speak for themselves, and Hannah doesn't believe in that. She wants to give reasons and validation. You did give an anal joke on Project Runway, though, and it made a cut. I did.

Which I was so proud of you. I was like- Everyone's in a while. I will throw out an anal joke and you can take it and receive it. No pun intended or you can throw it back.

I do think from the first time we did TV together to that moment.

You have really progressed, and I'm so proud of you. You've really taken me on my show. You've really broken me on my show. I do want to point out that during the filming of Project Runway, I was deep in my Botox reconstruction surgery.

I didn't want to say it. Your lip was moving a little strange. My bottom lip was not moving. It was like those. And so, like, I look at side profile of me laughing.

My whole mouth has regressed into my mouth. Like, my, like, your outfit did the talking. My outfit, did the talking. I really feel like no one could even notice. Because now we're so used to your Masterter Masterker and, like,

how intense it is that I feel like no one could even notice my bum lip. I'm so sorry. No. No, I'm happy about it. I'm happy that no one noticed.

Yeah, people were like, that's another thing. I also wore my Kalina strata glasses that I was waiting to, and I felt like this was the moment where people didn't see behind the scenes. Was at one point I was like, I got to take these off. I can't see anything.

Yeah. Took them off, left it on someone's workstation. During it realized, can't find it. Time producers, someone needs to find my glasses. They're very expensive and I have to give them back.

And had the whole production in a... I didn't know that. Oh, yeah. I didn't want to distract you because you were really into the moment. I lost my glasses at one point.

Well, it's funny because when you got there, you had the glasses. And we did like some photos. And I thought she just wants them for the photos. I was mistaken. Those glasses were your personality that day.

And you know what? I warmed up to them. Yeah.

“I started to think, what is the outfit without the glasses?”

Like the outfit is not complete. And if you don't have the glasses. You just sort of, but didn't she not quote big glasses are back? Big glasses are back. So I was just listening to pages or both.

What other moment are you going to get other than project runway to wear? Whatever the fuck you want. It's personal. All this sudden, everyone doesn't care about personal style. All I hear all day long is personal style.

Personal style. My friend pops out in personal style. And you're going to be rude to her about it. I don't think so. The critics can't confuse because they'll say let's say to you.

I want my personal style. But then I come in. We don't want personal style. Pick a side. Pick a side.

Pick a side. You know we didn't talk about, which like we have no skin in the game. I hate that saying. Yeah. I really don't like saying skin.

Unless it's about. Unless it's about. Unless it's about. Unless it's about moisturizing it. Yeah.

Saying no skin in the game feels like for whatever reason you're peeling skin off. Yeah. It's giving like in the flesh. I don't like that either. I don't like that.

I don't like that. Unless it's just with micro needleing. I don't want to be talking about that. And the last. Unless it's like therapy involved.

You want to cancel? Why? And to cancel my micro needleing appointment this week because you really shouldn't be in the sun. And then do it. And I just felt like I was in the sun a couple days too close to the micro needle.

Yeah. So I can have it. I haven't done it. I'm like will I be in the sun for the next two weeks. I'm like probably.

You can't risk it in the summer. So I said let's put a pause on it till like end of August when I can know that I won't be in the sun. And then we'll get to it. But I was just going to really get it really, get it really, come to you have like a big.

I can't. That's a made up thing.

That's made up by the pig jerky.

So are you doing a nice coffee or an orange? Yeah. I'm like get that's a big one. Yeah, I'm too caffeinated this pot. I'm sorry.

Guys, I can't start or finish a sentence this pot. I apologize.

“I actually can't wait to see you as a mother because I think we're going to get such a drastic change in areas that we didn't see coming.”

Like someone think someone think, oh, when Hannah becomes a mother, she'll be up at 6 a.m. That's a drastic change that we didn't see coming. No, I'm not talking that. I'm talking like, I have a feeling that like one day you're going to show up and be like drinking a red bowl and I'm going to be like, who is this person? Who is this human?

Also, I wasn't able to take a shower this week because you're with the kids. You can't just go in the shower and leave them. If you don't get your nighttime shower, then I get greasy. Then it's over. Summers this season of ponytails, messy buns, braids, and it's hot outside.

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And she put together an outfit. She was like, "Pretend your page." I was like, "I get it." You literally hate me right now. And I just love being creative. I'm going to show up at Lois' birthday party.

No, she died. But I loved, she was like, "She went up to Grammy." And she said, "I made that dress for my imagination."

“And like, that's what I love about childhood.”

It was so simple and beautiful. Do Lois and Bobby did they pick what they call your mom? Or did your mom influence what they call her? I think the grandparents chose. Because one side they have GG, and then she's Grammy.

And then my dad is Dan Pa. This is his name's Dan. That's so him. That is his name. He's so hard.

He was like, "Yeah, damn." What is time in your life to think like, "And now what shall I be called?" Like, it's the only time in your life that you're allowed to make up your own nickname, and people don't get weird about it.

You can't judge it because you're like, "I'm a grandpa." And the other time in your life if I walked in, I was like, "Hey, call me Glamma. You'd be like, "No, you're a freak." But all of a sudden you hit 72, and they're like, "Glamma." The crease, you're the better, too.

It's like, "Call him anything and people love it." I guess some people are really against being called Gramma. Some people really don't like Gramma. Yeah. It's like when you call a gym teacher, a gym teacher,

it's a physical educator. Yeah, some people try and make up like crazy things, but I feel like I'm...

Like I'm gonna go with whatever my first grandchild comes up with.

Like whatever they can say, that's who I am. Mercy. It's risky, but at that point in my life, like what's the story I'm telling? Mmm.

Yeah, and you want them to read your natural aura?

Yeah. Oh my god, you're so selfless.

“What do you see me as, and that's who I am.”

But the problem is they can only say a couple syllables

for the first eight months. That show. Also thinking about myself as a Gramma is actually really making me spiral, and I don't, I can't do it. Yeah, that's true.

That's true. Yeah, that's true. That's where there's a lot of yaas. I think that's a Greek one. Ya yaa.

Wait, I got a DM the other day. I remember when we were talking about pasta, butter and parmesan cheese. Yeah. I got a DM the other day and someone said,

"I never had pasta with butter and parmesan cheese." It's like not having bread and butter. And I didn't, I didn't, I didn't continue reading. You blocked. (laughs)

I said, "How?" (laughs) Jump scare. You remember when I was saying jump scare? No, no one does anymore?

Yes, which I actually wanted to call something out. Before that was even a thing. My dad and I had our own version of that. This is really traumatizing the more I think of it. And this is how I know me and my daughter,

the same person and that actually pisses me off. Something that pisses me off this week. Like, I know how you feel because it's how I feel when I'm with my dad. I love when you're in glam.

My dad loves when I'm in glam. And if there's a moment where I'm not, I look like heinous. He would turn and look at me and say, "Frightnight."

(laughs) We're just so traumatizing.

“I'll never forget this one distinct time”

when I have my wisdom teeth out. The man wouldn't look at me. Wouldn't look in my direction. And that's why you value your look so highly. (laughs)

And that's put on a list for when you do eventually get your appointment with your therapist. That's been a long time coming. Talk that through. We talk about my, yeah.

But I'm like fully aded to, like, we played four sets of 10 I see yesterday. And the kids were just like, "Hey, no, when you're done." And I'm like, after the set,

yeah. But you just played a set. It's three out of five, babe. I do feel like we will be the kind of moms which we like say this now,

but like it probably won't happen. We're like, we're doing things and they're coming with us. Like, I can't go on a kid's schedule. I can't.

Yeah. Well, that's like two types of parenting, I guess. We're like sometimes, okay. I'm right now saying yes to everything she wants because I'm fun.

Like, this is temporary. But it's not your child. Yeah. But, okay. So this, when I wake up,

I'm wearing my Qdafni tea. I'm wearing my butter pajamas. Yeah. Yeah. And I come outside and she goes,

we need to change your outfit.

That's the first thing she says to me.

And then I have to go in and she tells me what I'm going to wear for the day. It's very controlling. Oh my God. You're her real life, Bart.

How long are they there till? When did they... Today's their last day.

“That's why I'm giving them their last hero.”

You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I know I'm with this feeling. Like, I've been, like, in a controlling relationship for two weeks.

But I miss her. Yeah. So she tells me to put on this shirt. But this is the problem. We have very different styles.

She told Gini, she goes, "Hanna's good at styling me, but she's not going to styling herself." She said that. Like, she's really a stylist. She's talking, thanks.

She's talking. She's talking. She's like, "The vision is there. Your execution needs work." I love my, like, grey coolots.

And she hates grey. She hates coolots. She goes, "I like don't love grey." Like, unless it's all grey, different colors of grey.

Okay, but just like a grey item. It doesn't like excite me. It's also like she's not like looking at the outfit.

She, the second I put it on.

She's like, "I know. I literally can't even look." So she tells me to put on this shirt. But there's a zipper. And I'm like, "Lose, can you zip it for me?"

And she's like, "I actually can't." She's like, "That's blowing my paygrade." So I go up to Des. I'm like, "Can you zip this for me?" But he was lying on the bed.

So he goes, "Sit down. Let me zip it for you. Sit down." And she goes, "Do not boss. Hanna around."

And then I'm like, "Okay, so you know what you've been doing this whole time." Yeah, she knows that she's been there. She fully knows that I say yes to everything she says. Yeah. So she put together a whole outfit before I had to go to dinner last night.

And what was it, doll? Well, she wanted me to wear this white dress. And like, we aren't in the Hampton. Yes, it was like actually a really cute black sandal. So it made it like a little bit edgy.

We, I love shoes. And she's like, "I love shoes." And she's like, "She's working." She's sweating. And now, if it on and you're like, "Shit, this is good."

Well, we went through a bunch of outfits. Like, I felt like I was in a styling session 'cause we looked in the mirror together. And she was like, "Something isn't working. Something's not working."

I love the top."

“Change the, change the, change the, like, she's right.”

The girl's right.

But she also was like, "Why don't you have a mid, a middy skirt?"

She's like, "It's a summer mids skirt. Where's your mids skirt?" This is so me. Like, this is just me and middle school with any teacher that would walk in.

I'd be like, "You want me to learn from someone who put this together this morning?" Like, "How can we trust her?" "How can we trust what she's saying?" She clearly has no mind of her own.

No, I was a savage. Like, I would literally grab my mom and be like, "This woman's outfit is she kidding?" But also, like, it's so cute. How girls are such natural born leaders.

Natural. She's turning her. She's turning her. Yeah. And you can't lie to her.

You can't get anything past her. I'm like, "Yeah, I'll put that on." And she's like, "Do it now."

Wait, I've noticed that too with children.

You can lie to little boys. They're like, "Okay." No, they're like, "Okay, totally." Little girls are like, "I don't think that's true. I think you're lying to me."

Like, and you're like, "Yeah." It's kind of crazy. And yesterday, I was playing tennis and they were watching frozen. And I came into the room when the song was playing, "Let it go."

And this is your heart still. I'm kind of jealous that we didn't have frozen growing up. Because that shit, I get pumped up when let it go. Come on. Can't hold me back anymore.

Let it go. I... Have you listened to the lyrics? Yeah. It's supposed to be boring.

Yeah. It's supposed to be boring. Have you listened to the lyrics? Yeah. It's supposed to be boring.

Yeah. It's supposed to be boring. I don't. I don't. I don't.

I don't. I thought frozen was good. Like, I watched it when it came out. Yeah. It came out.

What was that? Like, 2012? Yeah. It's been.

“But I think maybe because it's just pure nostalgia.”

Like, I don't think it even compares to any of ours. Where I know. You think it's better than ours? I don't even get pulled to candle. When let it go, comes on.

I'll go through like a range of emotions. I'm crying. I'm thinking, I'm picking Beauty in the Beast over. Let it go any day. Yeah.

I mean, Mulan's meant over one. Mulan's here. Number one. And I think Snow White and Beauty in the Beast are my number one. I also love Princess Aurora.

You know, it's just, it's a talk. Well, I just don't like Beauty in the Beast when he ends up like a little blond lacrosse twink. When he was a hot, burlish, strong man with a good drawline and beard and a broad show. I want to climb that beast. Wait, remember when I didn't know who Benson Boone was, which is like so crazy.

It's not Buns. That's not his name. What's his name? Benson. What'd I say?

Whatever. He said Buns had been. Now he's all over my field for you, page. Wait, you knew who he was though. Once I saw him, then I said, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So I do, now I know him. Now I can put a face to him. When the man flips, I was making fun of him, but I was like, Loki, you would, too, if you could. 100%.

Any talent that I have discovered. I've told people about it. There, I have no talent. I have no hidden talent that like someone hasn't had a conversation. But even if I'm not good at that talent, I've talked about it to someone saying, I could get good at this.

“And in the entertainment industry, you never know when you have to like come up with shit.”

Yeah. We're, we're just puppet. You know, people are like, what can you do to entertain? And a two hours ago. Literally.

Someone said to me, can't believe you don't know how to play chess. You're so competitive. You'd be so good at chess. Your song and my brain was, what if I'm so good at chess that that's my new career that I have to go and just compete in chess tournaments?

And you've been eating out with me too long. Yeah, like, I really-- Because I just thought that-- I'm like, wait, what if I'm amazing at it? You know, like, you're so talented.

You're so talented. I have that, like, I'm not telling the people. Actually, my dad taught me chess. But he only taught me like one good move in the beginning. So if they let me do the good move, I would win in, like, five--

What's the turns or something? But if I couldn't do that first move, then I, like, lost. But, you know, I was in chess tournaments in middle school. What? Not my dad put me in every competition possible.

Wait, why have you never talked about the--

Because I wasn't able to-- Because I wasn't able to-- Because he had full pods about chess, and you've never once mentioned that you've played in tournaments. I did have a tournament phase, and then I guess--

I don't think the results were, like, where my dad wanted, so it, like, fizzled out. But, like, I did have potential-- So, you collectively have the greed not to talk about it.

It was the-- It was the-- It was the-- Now that I think about--

“I think I won one, and we got really excited,”

and then--

But also, look, I was too hyper for chess.

You two are, like, at family function, you're, like, don't bring it up that year. But they're gonna be late. It doesn't look good on the resume. But, like, where were you doing these two years?

It was from 2002 to 2006, don't remember. Hannah, I'm in a learn tweak of play. We--we'd be so cute, like, playing in Union Square Park with, like, all the old guys. Yeah.

Well, you wanna know what? I just wanna get, like, a really nice, like, chess chess set. Like, there's two things I want in my home as an adult. I want, like, a really nice, expensive, glass chess set. That people come over and they're, like,

holy shit, that's a nice chess set. But then you, when you got kids, they'll break it. And you'll be, like, that's my chess set. I'll be, like, don't touch it. And I want a baby grand piano in my home.

Like, I want-- You don't baby grand piano. That seems like a oxymoron. I want you to walk in, and there'd be a baby grand piano, but a baby grand piano is, like, a little smaller.

And I want it to be-- I think I want it to be white. Oh, you want it? 'Cause you want it to be cute. Yeah, I want to be adorable.

You wanna teacup grand piano? I could teacup Chihuahua. In both things, I don't know how to play or use, and I want to learn. So if there was a dinner party and, like, one person knew how to play,

would you like them to start playing while everyone was, like, drinking their champagne? Yes, which is very different than a man pulling out a guitar. Like a guitar. Well, man, that's a new tune.

Down at a grand, a baby grand. Yeah, that's gorgeous. That's like a harp. Sorry, that's, like, edgy. You love a harp.

You love a harp. When they brought the harp out in church? I love a harp at a wedding. Not enough people are doing harps at their wedding. Not enough people are doing harps at the wedding,

'cause yeah, that shit gets me hyped too. I'm pumped up when the harp comes. I start crying. The second harp comes out. I love the harp.

That's all akin to the angels. Not to be confused with a--

Well, I can't even think of it, so never mind.

There is a harmonica. There's something that is also standing that is similar to a harp. Oh, but not a harp. An obo. Something of that family, something of that nature.

Also, I haven't brought up my grandpa in four episodes, so I'm allowed to, right now. Yeah. He used to play the harmonica, which is, like, iconic. Like, not really, but, like, it was around the house.

He's a fun guy. Every little tidbit I learn. I-- it gets even better. It gets even better? Just like, Ted, know that there's a man that would pull out a harmonica

from his pocket at any moment. And I actually looking back, I don't think he was good.

“I think he just had the belief in himself,”

and that's where we get it from. And that I was going to say, and I feel like that. And we can learn from that. That trait is strong. That trait is real.

That trait is generational. I would say. Um, I'm proud of myself, because this weekend-- I can't wait to see what you're going to say. Like, you know, it wasn't the weekend.

And I got invited to go to a workout class with people. Like, I didn't really know. Okay. And you know everything-- every cell in my body, I was like, don't do it.

That's what it should be relaxing. Like, it's a summer. What kind of workout class? Like, I wasn't worried about the workout, because I have been working out more.

It was more-- This is my social anxiety with my smile, especially right now. But I feel like the people know that people do know but not everybody.

Some people are like, what's going on over there. What's going on? So I decided to go. I went all the way to watermelon, which is a drive. You didn't drive though.

No, God, no. I'm actually not allowed. I asked as I was like, should I drive? And he was like, oh, no. Wait, when's the last time you drove?

I drive around short distances. Yeah. Like a lot. But like, if there's-- Not even a-- if there's a little highway involved,

I'm like, we're not-- that's crazy. It's so crazy.

I've never been in a car with you driving.

Maybe one day.

“But like, have you ever been in a car with me driving?”

Yeah. You drove me out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I mean-- You've been in a car with me driving a lot, actually.

Yeah, you drove like a huge car. Anyway, yeah. So I got to work out because Alie Brunson-- Yeah. J.L. Brunson.

So she's a doctor, by the way. She's a doctor. And she does like physical therapy. Like she studied shit. Wait, I didn't know she was a doctor.

That's doctor, Ali Brunson. By the way, first lady of New York. Yeah. So my thing is I'm insane, next fan. So everything was scaring me, but I was like, I have to see Ali Brunson

because she, like, skiggly squad, she knows me. And I love to support women in arts. So she does this workout that helps women.

Like, okay.

Like, get the muscles that might have weakened,

like, stronger again. Because people don't really focus on that in your average class. But I got there. And also, Shannon Phillips was there who's Josh Hart's wife. And I just wanted to thank them for the next winning.

And they were like, we can't take full credit. And I was like, yes, you can. Yeah, but everything starts in the home. Everything starts in the home. Everything starts in the home.

That everything stems from the home. And they're both mothers on top of it. And then I was like, so am I this week. Yeah.

“You're like, isn't it just so tough balancing work and life?”

I was like, I love the kids at home this morning. So I could work out. And you're like, my heart breaks, but also, like, I have to do something for me. If mommy feels good, kids feel good. They're like, what?

When did you have kids? I was like, I have to. And they're exhausting. But it's beautiful. And I was like, and I'm just bloated.

But I was so bad. I did the workout. I talked to people afterwards. And it's so proud of you. But I did have a photo that I posted.

I was like, just kicking laughing with the girls. And I thought I looked so cute. Because again, I'm psychotic. I like think I look good. Yeah.

And the photo doesn't lie, babe. You know what I'm sick of? What? Like not living next to audio. No.

Like, here's the thing. I mean, we talk so much about like, starting a family and like, what to look out for. Red flags.

“Like, when you're dating and like, who do you pick to marry?”

And all this stuff. And like, we're not talking about how do you just be a family? So, like, I genuinely feel that married couples would get in less fights. Yeah.

If the women had their friends next door. Also, how do you feel about best friends getting involved in a post-fight discussion? Gamball dip. Because I need back up.

Gamball. Like, I've been around. We're like, it's the fight. The heat is over. Yeah.

Now that we can step back for a second.

Let's get out and involved. Who was actually in the wrong here? Dare I argue that people get their siblings involved? What's the difference? If anything, I think getting your friend

involved post-fight is better than a sibling. Because I think they're too biased. Yeah. Friend is like, I've got no skin in the game. Friend.

I love you. No, I love calling your ass out. Yeah. I'll be like, Paige, I was crazy. However.

If you can't say it to me who can.

“Wait, can I say one of my favorite memories with you?”

Yeah. When you were getting in a fight with a boyfriend? Yeah. And we were in a hotel. And you texted me and said, your points are valid.

No, like, I started hearing it. And then I realized if I put my ear up to the wall, I could hear everything. And then I realized, "Baby, she needs backup." She's getting gaslight right now.

I started texting. I said, "No, you're 100% on the right on that. Hold your, hold your, hold your ground."

There's obviously always a moment when I'm fighting with someone

where I think internally. Am I going too hard? Because I can go too hard and not realize it. I did say, and that one was, and that one was low. I could start to back track and say, "You know what?

Maybe I am being too judgmental to this man." Imagine, during a fight, you could have your friend in your ear. Like listening from another room? That's the ESPN. I want to watch.

Because sometimes I need to go to my own corner. Get a drink of water. A couple words of affirmation. And then get back in there. Wait, is this the new VH1 dating show?

Were you got a couple who's in a fight? His friends are in his room. Your friends are in their room. We're listening in. We're tapping in.

We're giving good advice. So it's literally like you got everyone. But I feel like this is the new version of MTV The Challenge. No, I'm just like, I think that like, we are not putting enough focus on as a society,

on living next door to our friends. We all talk about getting jobs and moving from our hometown and having kids find. Do all that? I need to be in the same vicinity as my friend.

Well, ever since the Wi-Fi debacle two weeks ago, it's giving the universe is telling us we need to physically be in the same place. Like, you know, don't you wish I could come over today for lunch, eat chicken salad and then go back to my own house and have no cry. Okay, also the amount of times I talk about you to lowest is like,

I'm literally like, I'm embarrassed. And then I took a photo of lowest with the flowers and she literally goes, "Send a page." Walks away. "Send a page."

No, it was so cute.

Because I was literally going to say something. I have no fucking clue. I've lost my Chinese thought eight times. It was before I said we were going to live next door to each other. You were like starting a real story, I feel like.

Oh, I was talking about the work my workout class. Well, what kind of workout was it? Like Pilates. It was like a spa Pilates type class. Which was fun.

But nothing of bonds a bunch of women more than a hard workout class. When you could look over to the girl next to you and be like, "Oh, that was a tough one." You know what I love when they say in workout classes.

“And like, I think it's so much just so good.”

Whenever they say, you chose to be in this workout class, and you accomplished something in other people or at home, and they didn't, like, I love feeling better than people. Yeah.

I love when they're a little mean. Yeah. You got me in a vulnerable position hurt me. Yeah. Also, like, you know, like when people try to insult you,

and they're like, they think that they're better than you. Or like, you think you're better than, yeah, there are people in the world that I think I'm better than, like, murderers, pedophiles.

You're average male. There are some people though that hate you though, because they think you think you're better than them, but you actually aren't thinking about them at all. No.

Yeah. No, it's yet. You know, you think. You. I'm better than you.

I never thought about it.

I actually, I don't think. Can I actually add a phrase? I want to, I want us to say more.

“And this is a very long island New York phrase.”

Yeah. I love when you're talking to someone. And this is one of those things that never needs to be in the beginning of a sentence, but they just put it for Los Genesequad.

They go, not for nothing. Yeah. We only want your life to get better. For nothing. It's going to be words of wisdom after

or the best tea you've ever heard nothing. She did cheat on her husband. You're like, and when you think about it, what the fuck does not for nothing even? How did we get here?

But when someone says it, you know what they mean. Like, you know exactly, not for nothing. And not for nothing. Yeah. They're about to, like, what does it really mean?

Not for nothing. And not for nothing. I heard he was in bezeling. And it's like, oh, nothing. Oh.

Not for nothing. And you have to. You can't say not for nothing. It's not for nothing.

And it's always like an add on to the story.

Yes. Yeah. It's actually the point was made. It's never like the main theme. It's just like, hey, we just talked about how shitty this person is.

Let me add one more thing. Yeah. And not for nothing. She's not a gals gal. Yeah.

No, that's a Hannah. That's a phenomenal saying. And it's always like an older man or woman. And then just says the most out of pocket thing that you're like, not expecting.

And that's the best. Can I say something about cheating? Yeah. So I saw a video actually really liked that a man made. I just have to say it out loud just because I was ashamed.

Yeah. But it was true. But we do have to give them credit where credit steal. Or credit steal. We have to stay clear minded.

He basically was like, with my significant other. Like, I don't just love them. I like them. Yeah.

And I'm not cheating on my homie. Like, I'm not cheating on my best friend. I'm not too timing my bestie. And it seems like I'm not cheating on my homie slice. Yeah.

Like that's like you cheat on someone you love, but you don't like. But when you like someone you're like, that's my bra. I think if you love someone, you don't. You're not even like grappling with the fact of cheating because you're like, no, why would I cheat on this person that I love?

I think love can be complicated because there's so many different types of love. There's like, in theory, I love them. I love the idea of them. I love that we've created together. But when you like someone, you're like, that's my bifle.

Like, I'm not going to lie to my best friend. That'd be crazy. I'm talking to them every day. Why would I? How am I going to lie to them?

Like, and that's so true. Like, make sure if you actually like the person, you're not. You're not too time. Not for nothing. Yeah.

You're going to stay with them. And you're going to be there for them. You're going to go like have inside jokes with someone else. That's disrespectful. No.

“That's what I mean by Mary your best friend.”

Like, you're not going to, I think some people do have, you'll get trust as you use when you've been hurting the past. But that wasn't your best friend. Right. That wasn't your homey.

That wasn't your right or die. Yeah. That was someone you like was really into. But that wasn't your, that wasn't your, that wasn't your bestie.

Like, I would never cheat on you.

Could you imagine? I've never cheat on you. Maybe with a blonde. I, that was so fucked up. That was so awesome.

I mean, nothing we had was real.

Get out. Take your CDs, get out.

Are you going to see the Odyssey?

Okay. Because the men are talking about it. No, I know. Is it like eight hours? Like, how long is this going to be?

It's like how long is this going to be? It's talking about it. It's three hours. I feel like every movie's three hours though. Like, even rom-com's.

Okay. Also, it was like watching something on Netflix. And I was like, it in no situation. Does this need to be two hours? Get a grip.

“Well, that's what does says about documentaries.”

Like, it starts with what happened. And then it goes into little details about every single person who's ever met that person's life. But I'm not for nothing. I love it.

There's a new documentary on Jordan Belfort. It's on Paramount.

I'd watched it the other night.

Is it good? It is pretty good. Pretty good. Did you watch the documentary you didn't text me? I know, sorry.

That's cheating. That's right. You just said you wouldn't cheat on me. Joe wanted to watch a he put it on. Wow.

I know. I was going to tell you. I'm telling you right now. This is when I was going to tell you. I'm the Friday pod.

Okay. It was three episodes. It is pretty good. Except I wish they had the ex-wife get interviewed. They just use like her podcast clips.

Hmm.

“Which I love that for her promote the pod girl.”

Yes, she's. Um. They really nailed it with Margot Robbie for her. I mean, they like, what do they call her? The, the, the, the,

some favorite. That's a very rich. Yeah. Um, the whole, I actually thought it was really funny. Because the whole time they're like,

the movie was nothing like it was like in real life. And then every talking head was like that part. Actually was accurate. You know, like it wasn't the same at all. That, yeah, that one what did happen.

And it's like the most outlandish things. You're like that part was accurate. Yeah. I'm, it is a pretty good documentary. It's every guy who's like under five, five,

and has like an employee in complex could have been Jordan Belfer. So it's like, oh, yeah. He just like got annoyed that it was hard for him to get girls in high school. I mean, is that every man's villain origin story. There's two types of guys.

They go either to serial killing. Red pill podcast or they just like, are narcissists and like a lie. They think they're better than everyone, yeah. And people that they're not better than.

No Jordan seems like a real just like classic.

“Did Lee do a good job portraying him, do you think?”

Yeah, because yes, because obviously it's a Hollywood movie. You want people to like your main character. Yeah. I think Leo did a great job. I think the movie was phenomenal for Hollywood.

Yes, like they made, they took these random stories and they Hollywood eyes to them. And I think they did a great job. And I think Leo portrayed the character he was supposed to. Obviously like the real like the real people in it. They scammed so many people.

So like that movie doesn't touch on like the lives they really did ruin. Including like some of their own like a lot of them are felons. And a lot of them weren't even real stock brokers.

Like they never actually took their like series seven tests.

So there's a lot of like more real life stuff. But a lot of the fucked up stuff in the movie is real. And came Kardashian, can't get a law degree. Yeah. Well, they were sending people into like fake take their series seven tests.

Which I was like. Honestly when I took my SATs, if you think it didn't run through my mind, how I could cheat your crazy. Well, I think really rich people who want their kid to go to Princeton, like as we've seen, find out ways to get around it.

I was watching friends and neighbors season one, which is really fucking good. Shout out to John Hamm, a friend of the blood. It's really good that first season. Yeah, it is.

And it just shows like how all these rich people scammed the system to make sure they keep their wealth and they keep their status. And then you find above all the other Joneses that they're competing with. So you're corruptions everywhere. And thank you guys for giggling.

Thank you for coming with us. Check out our merch. We love you so much. Oh, wait. Should I get?

Let me just get low as to say how to get least one. Hi, Princess. Lowest. How are you today? Good.

I love your dress. That is so pretty. Did you help style me all week? Yeah. Did you like Canada's outfits?

Yeah. How do you choose your outfits? I do. Do it. You just do it.

You just know. What's your favorite color? Yellow and pink. Yellow and pink.

Pink is my favorite color too.

“It has to stay your favorite color forever.”

Do you like my outfit right now? No. brutally honest angel. Lowest.

Do you like my purple or my pink shirt?

Yeah. Thank you.

“Do you remember when you were Princess Paige yesterday?”

You pretended you were Paige.

I love it. I need to come over and play with you soon. Lowest will play dress up. Do you want to say bye, Giggly Squad? See you louder.

Bye, you guys. Thank you. You get out of here. Perfect. Love you.

Go on, Stewart. I think she's by my poopy head. Okay. See ya.