Giggling about the manosphere, body counts, and cyber trucks

I often go shopping for the first day. The platform makes me no problem. I have many problems, but the platform is not one of them. I have the feeling that Shopify is a platform that can only be optimized. Everything is super simple, integrated and balanced. And the time and the money that I can't invest in there.

For all of them, in VaxTomb. What's up, my Gallup in Gigglers? We're all trying to get 10k steps, but we just found out you only need 7k to be healthy. But I still try and do 10.

“No one has time. You know how fast you have to walk to do 10k every day?”

Do you want to know? It's actually not as hard as you think.

But I mean to always be holding my phone because that's how I get my steps tracked,

which I know everyone's going to be like, "Okay, well that's why they invented an aura ring. I can't, that's against my religion." Yeah, that's not your vibe. Also, I don't think they make them small enough for your fingers. They probably don't. Also, aura ring kept tell me I was tired, so I kept using that excuse to cancel everything.

I'm in one of those moods where every couple of months I'll get in a mood where I'm like, "Actually, you can't tell me what to do, and I'm not going cancelled." And they're like contractually, and I'm like, "Call my lawyer. I'm not going." That's actually when you're at our most powerful, when we both enable each other to cancel everything.

I feel like chubby on our tour. I feel like a jenzy pop star who's been told by her label. She has a tour for three years, and she goes, "How about not?" She's so much for bringing out the chapel.

Oh yeah, jenzy pop star. She's been wild out in the streets.

And I, you want to know what? I have two different minds of thinking. In one sense, I'm like, "Yes, the things that people have done to celebrities in the past has caused them." A reprobile harm. A reprobile harm. Yeah, like literally, but there's also a part of like my millennial makeup where I'm like suck it up. And look, it's not normal to be famous, like to process fame.

“However, if you want to avoid paparazzi and avoid stuff, like, you don't have to go to fashion shows.”

Totally. But she probably is like, "I want to go to fashion show." But then people take videos, making her look like she doesn't want to be at the fashion show, right? I think she's navigating fame as a young person. And it's not perfect. And it's chaos. But at the end of the day, when you have money, when you, when you're in her position, no one feels bad for you.

Also, like Justin Bieber has like, yelled at paparazzi or the, and we're, and we're like, Everyone's like, "Go off King, we're like, "Let's make it into a me." And we're upset. Yeah, but you have to run it out and run it. She's evil. It's easy. It's easy. It's easy.

We run ahead of our screens. Yeah, so people treat you. I just think she's navigating fame and it's difficult and hard. Sorry, I'm in a raincoat today. So like, every move, when I make, I'm just like, "It's squeaky." Sorry, I'm in a raincoat. I just say, "You love rain." I love when it rains.

Because you think you're like, "Barbie?" I mean, you are. And now in Barbies, you're like, "It's raincoat day." Well, in my head, it's either God has given everyone collectively a day off. It's like, it's raining. You don't have to go outside. Or it's like, you can bring out your raincoat that you haven't been able to wear.

And I've had for a couple months. And so I broke out my raincoat. It has about. Because I know what it has about. When you saw it was raining, did you almost text me to cancel? Did it cross my mind? No, because I had my raincoat.

If I didn't, when I saw it was raining, if my first thought wasn't your raincoat,

I would've texted you and said, "What if we didn't virtual?" That's crazy. It's crazy. I'm dressed like a 50s housewife. When it rains, I don't know what you're talking towards me.

And I was like, "Someone in Connecticut." I'm wearing a kitten heel. It's missing their clothes. A light blue shirt. Of course, when I called my Uber, it's like the one time he doesn't know where to find me.

So I had to walk in the rain to get him. And it was like a whole thing. What's your little scar funny? So it's attached to the t-shirt. If you're watching on YouTube,

you have an accessory.

“It kind of looks like a labia, but in the best way.”

Yeah. And you could, like, sing around. It's kind of giving nautical. Yeah, it's, we're definitely on different wavelengths. Which, as we are really fine.

As we are. We're recording this before the Oscars. Yeah. And we have our own little podcast award show on Monday. Yes.

I've picked out a risky dress. You don't have a dress. How are you feeling? I'm not feeling great. Because I really, like, I feel like I dropped the ball on this.

It's in a couple of weeks. It's in a couple of weeks. And then it was like, it's actually on Monday. So I had a nickel. And I was like, oh, right.

This is how I feel for everything. Usually I'm in a shopping mood in the past couple of weeks. I haven't been in a shopping mood. So like, I haven't even gone. Well, we weren't shopping last week.

And all you got was sunglasses. And I was a little worried about you. Sometimes I get like that.

I was like, can I talk to you for a second?

Is everything okay? Give me drama. Give me, like, different trends. Like, over it. Like, have seen it, seen it.

I'm like, I don't care. Like, let me just wear my ring coat in peace. But you know what they say when you hit rock bottom. That's when you can only go out. And that's when change comes.

Do you see Mulraben's commented on? Mulraben's commented on our clip. Where I talked about anxiety being a question. No.

“She's, she was like, I think I'm going to miss this.”

Come and grab my breath. No, I think I'm in an internship with Mulraben's now. We, what did she say? I forget, but it was something like supportive. Like, love this or something.

Because I think Grace made the caption Hannamel Robbins burner. We'd love that. Do you know what else I saw on the internet? Which, okay, sometimes sometimes the gigglers enable me. Like, they're actually really bad in nablers.

Yeah. And they'll be like, no, the best way. And I'm like, anyway, what I see. [laughter] Our DMs from the gigglers are so different.

Sometimes little DM me and be like, I know you can't DM me back because people are crazy, but like, I know you're thinking right now. And I know you're reading this.

They're always going to be like, I am reading this.

Well, if you start it with, I'm a giggler, we will read it. Yeah. And one girl DM to be in, she was like, I'm sorry, but I just have to call attention that like every time you bring up a man on the podcast. Then like, I get a tick-tock of this man or like something.

Like he's in the news. Like, okay, remember when I was like, oh, I love not Seth Rogen, who's the other one? Oh, um, yeah. John Hell.

John Hell. That's so mean. Not Seth Rogen, but John Hell. But like, you get what I'm saying. Yes.

Then it was like, he's mean to all the women that he dates. Whatever. I talked about Paul Wall. He's everywhere. He's everywhere.

But this is what I don't love. I support men, arts, but like, we need to stop putting men on. Well, I actually think Paul Wall didn't do anything bad.

“No, I think he's really good for the community of Houston.”

Yeah, I think they love him there. But like, all of a sudden, everyone's DM me, like, all these videos. He's like, rapping walls at my wedding. I'm like, this guy literally was under a bridge. Well, in that community theater.

And also, he looks phenomenal. He does. Yeah, he's like, you know, because he's been out of the drama. When you're not in drama, your skin flourishes. That's so true.

And he always wears grills, so he was teethe protected.

I don't know if he still is right. Actually, he might have been in the one video. I don't know if you can take them on. And then remember when I brought up the guy from 10 things I hate about you. And then all of a sudden, there was like a big article about how he may or may not be in a cult.

Not he's ledger. No, the other guy. Well, speaking of cults. Yeah. Oh, wait, I do want to say, all my DMs are just people going.

Page is going to be so mad at you. Why? Because they know I'm rage-baiting. So I got the Crocs like O'Colab. Okay.

And I have you posted them? You posted them? Yes. You're like, you're algorithm- Did I see it?

You probably threw your phone and broke it or you haven't seen it. Let me see it. You posted it on Instagram or TikTok. Instagram. Yeah.

Usually I-- You just got the face every time you're posting. Sometimes you go through it. Well, that's not a real show. Yeah, it is.

It's an art piece. Which-- You know what I'm saying? It's fashion. How could you wear it out?

How heavy is it? With a Capri. This is like a gag. I should have shown up with them today. They look heavy.

You know what? You'll do anything for fashion. So anyway, my DMs are just full of people being like, page is going to lose it. Page is going to be so mad. Doesn't even package a shaking.

Most of my DMs. But speaking about cults, my favorite thing to talk about. I watched the documentary called Inside the Manus Fear. Okay? So there's this guy, Louis Tharo, who's known for doing crazy documentaries about murderers.

He's just like, he exposes people. But the way he does it is he's just like nice British guy. Okay. Who's inquisitive. And he just asked people questions and then lets them talk.

I mean, what is that? Like he asked a question and then he doesn't finish those sentences. Okay. He's nothing about what he wants to do. He just asked it and he sits there and lets them reveal themselves.

That's like his arc for him. So the Manus Fear doc I watched it with does. I was like, this is going to piss me off of fine. Let's watch it. What is Manus Fear?

Great question. So the Manus Fear is basically not on our algorithm. The Manus Fear is what Gen Z boys consume because they're like rent pill thing. The concept is that you're born as a man with no value. Okay.

“Which is already like very cultish to be like the only way you get values from listening to us.”

So to get value, you have to, you can't just be a nine to five like loser.

Again, there's like a good, cool concept of being like don't get stuck in a bad nine to five like chase your dreams.

“Like with all cults, like it's, it kind of makes sense.”

In the beginning you're like, I could get into this. Yeah. Don't get stuck in jobbing. It's like, it's like a community. Yeah.

And it's always like, and then they're like, kind of this is nice.

Yes. And you're like, okay. So like, younger men will be like, yeah. And basically how society is just like, um, everything is going against them, which is ironic because that's not how it is for white men.

But um, they're told that like, no, everything is going against them. Like, women are bait them and all this stuff. And so they then follow these like, ultra, and I put in parenthesis and quotations basking, looking men who are like, I live my life as a high value man. And if you follow me and you pay for my ebook and you sign up for this.

And you're there as an ebook and you'll get rich quick. So all these guys are basically taking advantage of like, young or insecure loss men to follow them before you proceed. Yes. I've been like the world as a whole always like history repeats itself.

Yeah. I would say like 10, 15 years ago, there was a book that every guy read. I was about to this second hit they started. I go this reminds me of the pickup artist. I remember you guys talking about the book.

And it was basically like in nice terms how to be mean to girls to get them to like you. When a guy was telling me about it, it basically like makes women seem like these dumb objects that like, if you do certain things you can trick them to like you. But the guys that it was attracting were guys who like had their own issues. It would be like guys that are in their early 40s now read it in college.

Yes. That was like the age group. And it targets men who like are insecure and maybe had some bad experiences with women like women don't like them. But it's not because women are bad people. It's because they need to gain their own confidence.

“But instead of blaming, do you like how many losers I love?”

I just like not. Yeah. Like you don't like the girl to like you. No. I've liked a lot of losers.

They basically say like girls are the problem. Yeah. And if we can eliminate. So I thought the document. So I thought the documentary was going to be like.

So wait, somebody said to me the other day. Oh, well, her whole stick is hating men and I go, it's not a stick. It's not a stick. It's my real person. Wait, can I call you up?

Oh, it's page cooked to meal for a man. Oh, no. No, I literally am not. Page cooked. I hate men then I go home and they shoot mine like a print.

Page cooked to meal for a man wasn't going to tell me because she knew that I'd make fun of her. Because she knows I live that life. Like I talk about it and I be about it. But she talks about it and then goes home. Makes him meal and she literally try to hide it for me.

And in that moment, I love so hard because you knew I was going to do something pod and expose you. Can I?

“I went as far to like go on TikTok and they're like, how else can you make broccoli?”

Well, I'm just like a trad. Why? Well, I'm just like a trad. Well, I'm just like, you know. We've literally, we've turned to reals Gary corner.

No. First of all, I ate that meal too. Actually, it was for my 7. Someone else just happened to freaking be there. The fact you didn't want to tell me is what's so funny.

I have a full intervention for you. I'm like, hey, are you cooked broccoli for someone? That wasn't yourself. Okay, I have some half of it stayed. It was like still frozen.

So it doesn't even count. And also, if you start clung from, then you could poison him eventually. If you have to. There's like a long game we're playing. So wholesome.

Awesome. Fantastic. My defense. I've been hungry. Cooked at meal for a man before.

I cooked a lot of meals for deser and COVID because I was like going through something. The most I've made is like a grilled cheese sandwich.

Like, I've never prepared a full dinner just for me and another man.

This is my first time ever. And how was it? The food in general experience. Oh, the experience was fun. It didn't take as long as I thought it was going to be.

Again, everything was like half frozen. So it actually shouldn't have taken longer. But also from an Italian family, we're really raised like guys like girls who cook well. Like, I told you once my mom was like, "Pook cookies in the oven." Like, it was a crazy time.

Yeah. You guys, I didn't realize how little it matters if you can cook or not. It wasn't a matter. I changed the game for one night. Actually, a couple months ago, I said something and I was like, well, I'm not going to be.

Like, my mom would go to work. Come home. Yeah. Make dinner. Seven jobs.

I never thought about it ever.

And I said, "I don't even know where I was." Mm-hmm. That, like, my dad was like, "Page, you're going to cook." And I was like, "Okay, we'll not every night." And then my mom was like, "With you have children,

you're going to cook for the, and I started crying." (laughter) I literally was going to cry.

"Oh my God, we just went back to the 1950s. I'm not going to die." You guys are stressing me out. I'm like, all those meal prep things. And like, TikTok honestly makes cooking so easy.

The girls have truly figured out so many things. You can do this in 10 minutes. Yeah. I'm so excited for a partnership with Buffalo Wild Wings. First of all, 'cause of the Buffalo hot.

Mm-hmm. Tall. Strong jaw. Low voice. Great beers.

Oh, he speaks. Yes. He's hilarious. Only guy that makes me laugh, truly. One of our favorite things to do together

is get the pick six at Buffalo Wild Wings. I'm on trays two sides, two drinks. It's 1999. 1999. Girl, when we're doing gossip sash,

I need multiple options.

And we're never ordering the same on tray

because you're eating the rest of mine. And why would you eat something you've already had? (laughter)

“You have to have eating chemistry to be best friends.”

People don't talk about eating chemistry enough. You're like, if we both wanted to finish the tots, right. That could be a physical altercation. Right.

I don't need your tots because I have my wedges. What do you prefer potato wedges or shoe wedges? (laughter) Potato wedges? Yeah.

I got the boneless wings and wedges. I got the chicken dippers and tots. Boneless wings. Need to be talked about more because when you don't have to like work to earn.

No, my boss. No, my boss. No, my boss. No, my boss. No, my boss.

No, my boss. I don't know what it is. I knew what you meant.

I love chicken dippers because they're a vehicle for joy.

Mm-hmm. It starts already great. And then I decide, well, it's all still I want. Right. I love the bee dobs dip.

Mm-hmm. I love saying bee dobs dip. I love the wild wings. It's bee dobs by me. I mean, you're gonna say this.

“Come to me on bee dobs for the pick six.”

We're gonna put our friendship to the test and ask each other six rapid fire questions. Do you think I prefer ranch or blue cheese? Ranch. You're right.

I think you prefer ranch. I prefer blue cheese. You don't know me. How many unred text are currently on your phone? How many do you think?

15. 73. 73. I'm gonna say 13. Zero bet.

milder spicy chicken wing. Spicy. I know you want spicy. I'm mild. How many minutes into an event?

Are you thinking about Irish exiting? I do get the photo, babe. Yeah. I'm a cool 25 minutes. Out of everything in our pick six spread.

Mm-hmm. Which item would you want to steal from me? The chicken dipper. Let me see your dipping technique with her long ass fingers. (laughs)

Oh, wow. Nice. What would you steal from me? Obviously a bonus wing.

“I can believe you'd touched one, said no.”

And then touched a different one. I can't believe you'd touched one. Oh. (laughs) I was like, oh, someone's, someone's fear.

What's your number one dating red flag? If he wants to date me. I just have so many. It's like glad you even pick one. But I'll love Lee girls lunch.

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So anyway, I thought this documentary inside the Manosphere was going to be this like, huge cult of men hating women, which it is. (laughs) But he meets these guys. And in it, you get to see, it was like three of these like top-top male

Manosphere influencers who were like connected to Andrew Tate in a way. Like how old? So the first one is really young. He's like 22. (laughs)

He's British. Okay. Okay. He is so scared of his mom. Who, by the way, raised him, single mom.

Took a private school, like, had multiple jobs. He basically realized that when he says crazy shit online. Mm-hmm. Like rage bait. Rage bait.

He gets famous. So you're talking to this guy in your realizing. He says like, only Finn models are disgusting. Like, and he's saying how men need to be a type of way and all this stuff. But as you're talking to him, you realize he's just saying you shit for cloud.

He literally goes, I'm just doing it for cloud.

The problem is these young boys seem on the street and they're like, you're awesome.

Meanwhile, he's hanging out with these only friends girls who he's talking shit about. But then they're there. And he interviews only friends girls. And they're like, I'm just here because I'm making good money. Like, I don't go fuck about him.

I'm gonna fuck about this. So they're all kind of in it together. But there's that guy who does this crazy podcast. I forget his name. But you've seen it where he brings only friends girls. And he asks them like, like, what's your body count?

That's the guy that, like, he talks so bad about women. And he's married to a woman who, like, has two baby daddies.

“And he says that that's the worst thing you can ever do.”

And it's like, but that's a different one. But there's two of the same. So he, he brings these only friend girls on. And like, why are these girls going on when it's just a set up to embarrass them? And then I realize they're going on.

And they're just rolling their eyes because the men who are watching then sign up for their only fans accounts. They're promoting their only fans. And then these men are, like, your pieces of shit, whatever. And the guys are like, yeah, whatever.

I don't care. So I'm making money off this. Put your email in. Put your email in.

Yeah, all these guys are like, I would never, they're so angry.

It only fans girls. And I think it's because they realize these girls are making more money than them. Even if they made it only fans, it's never going to gross the same amount. Because women aren't like, women aren't like going. No, because women aren't like going.

No, women aren't like going. No, and watching the fans guys. No, no, no. No. I think so.

Porn is free. You're free. I really just go on the internet. Messaging her. She has a manager messaging you and her only friends accounts.

You fucking idiot. Yeah. So I digress. This guy, she just starts interviewing him. And he's the guy is like, I can have like another wife if I want.

I want multiple wives. And he's like, have you told your girlfriend this? And he's like, yeah. And he's like, can we talk to her? And he's like, uh, uh, and he starts freaking out.

Bring out the girl.

“And the British guys are like, are you okay with him having multiple wives?”

And she's like, uh, no. And the guy starts to panic. Because like, he's getting exposed. But like, he just line through his teeth of like the kind of guy wants to be. It's so easy to diagnose them.

Like, I'm not even a therapist and I could diagnose you. Like, I had a boyfriend one time in his 30s. Well into his 30s. This man talked about getting bullied in middle school every other day. I was like, at some point did move on.

But he brings these girls on the pot. He just tells them they're worthless and no one wants to be with them. And then he says, what kind of guy do you want to be with? And the girls like, I want him to be over six feet and make over 300. And he put it in some like made up algorithm.

And he's like, that's two. That's 0.2% of men on the planet. You'll never get that. Like, it's just crazy thing. But then I realize it's all for cloud and views.

These men don't actually think that. So then he tells them I don't want you to court my girlfriend anymore. She ends up breaking up with him. Yeah. Obviously.

Because she's she said to the camera. She goes, yeah, there's him in front of the camera. But then there's who he really is. So he starts being like, fuck, I'm getting exposed. So there's a positive where I'm like, okay.

These guys don't actually think all these horrible things about women. But they're con artists and taking advantage of the dumb or just young men that don't know what to do and are like being trained by the algorithm. But these men have to realize these are con men. They're breaking your money.

And you tape makes everyone sign up for a course of like how to be an alpha man. It's like that is so embarrassing. But also when you hear ball when you hear him talk, you're like, I'm so scared right now. And also all these men of spirit men arrested for sex.

Yeah. No, he's like disgusting. So you're even talking about. By the way, I, not to brag. I have a brother.

I've been athlete. I spent a lot of time with a lot of very testosterone men. Yeah.

I've never seen men who were more obsessed with talking about only

fans models. All these men do is talk about only fans models. Like that's the only women they know. Yeah. And also like, and it's like you've never met them.

You've never met them. You're just so mad. These only friends girls don't need you. But they're like obsessed with only fans. How many episodes is this?

It's, I believe, two or three. Do you think they're obsessed with only fans because like, and porn stars didn't get this? Well, I'm sure they got so much hate. But like, before social media, I'm saying,

because it was known that like, if you were a porn star, then you were basically getting abused. Like, we're the only fans girls can control their subscription money. Yeah.

Like, they're banking. Unless they run by male managers who like form these only friends. That's how we see this. One of the guys runs an only fans agency. But he talks bad about, I know.

But he talks bad about only fans. Like, that's an agent. That's a modern day. Like, I'm not a really people. I met a red pill guy once.

I didn't know what red pill was at the time. And I asked him what his type was.

And when the first thing he said was,

the kid do only fans. I'm like, no one brought up only fans. Why are you bringing up only fans? I was like, the percentage of women that do do only fans compared to like how many women are alive.

It's like, very small. Also, like, then stop meeting only fans girls like, why are you bringing up only fans? And you're dating an only fans model. It's a sense of control where they heat when women

have sex with the law guys.

“I think one because it means that we can compare”

your dick to other dicks. Man hate that. Yeah. They hate that you're like, have seen shit. Yeah.

They like, you being them being the first one and only one.

Like, only I got to have sex with her. Well, that's not to get deep, but it goes back to like,

“why do guys talk about like 18 and 19 year olds and stuff?”

Yeah. It's 'cause they can manipulate them. Did you see the Netflix show, Age of Attraction? I couldn't click it, just 'cause.

Hannah, I couldn't even get through the first episode.

I wanted to be like, what we learned here today. Age actually does fucking matter. Like, here's the thing. If you're in your third, like, I think it's, I think you go through very different phases in your life.

Your 20s is insanely different than your 30s. Your brain's not fully formed. Which is very different from your 40s. If you're a 35 year old woman and you meet a 45 year old man, beautiful.

Oh, gorgeous. I love it. Snorda, you guys are on the same page. If you're a 25 year old girl and you're dating even 10 years older, like, I think back that too, I'm closer to your age.

Sure. That my boyfriend was, then I am 226. When I was 26, I dated someone 36. If you're a 36 year old man and you are interested in someone under 30, it's because you know that no girls your age would ever deal with you.

They know how dumb you are. They know that, like, you couldn't figure it out.

“And that's why you have to go impressively.”

I just had such an epiphany. When I was 25, I dated a guy who was 35. Insane. And I, like, he was the shit. I thought he was like, yeah, he was amazing.

I thought he was amazing. But I knew after like a year, I started having panic. Totally. Because I knew that when I did this guy, goal weight.

Let me tell you, never been to goal weight.

goal weight. And he was like, I'll, like, a married. By the way, I had no job. I had no idea what I wanted to do. It was like perfect.

This girl's lost and confused. Yeah. And in my head, I was like, I don't know why he's picking me. But I don't feel good about myself around him. But he wants to be with me.

It didn't make any sense. Thank God. My body had the wear with all to be like, this isn't safe. Get out. I did write an article once for hell.

Mm-hmm. That's at ease. So I basically was like, look, I met my husband when I was 30. He was 44.

“This is why I think it's working out so far.”

Yeah. And I basically said, there's no power dynamic between us. Yeah. I'm financially independent. Mm-hmm.

I know what my career is. I've gone to therapy. He doesn't have any power over me. Mm-hmm. We are very equal.

When you're 25, 26, and your brain isn't fully formed, and you're with a guy who's financially powered over you, I don't like the position that puts girls in. Period. Pods over. Yeah.

So make sure the person's power dynamic is even. Okay, so I was coming to LA, and I like last minute panics that I didn't have any outfits. So I ordered a bunch of stuff from her ball. I got one of the cutest leather jackets. It's like very structured.

And like almost like an ivory color, and I'm obsessed with it. But the fact that revolve ships so quickly that like, I knew I was going to have it before. I had to leave, and it totally used to like my panic of like, I have no outfits. As a tightbie girl, the amount of times revolve has saved my life. Like, I'll do panic orders, like get five things, hope something fits.

And the shipping and returns are so easy. They get delivered two days. No other place is like that consistent, and that easy. And then returning it, I'm bad at returning things. They make it so, so easy.

And then I don't feel all this pressure when I'm shopping. Yeah, give me a return label. That gets me going. And I love a curation. And I feel like, okay, I'm going on vacation.

I go to revolve, vacation, recommendations. And I see what the girls are buying, what people recommend. I love their curated stuff of what all the brands I should wear. You don't have to go through like a thousand pages of clothes. They basically like broke it up for you.

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It's so interesting that it's just so normalized that like,

“if a guy is 36 and he's like, yeah, she's 28, that's like the perfect age.”

Okay, what about the 36 year old woman? Why do you feel like you're too good for women? It's not beauty. Because when I was 22, I was ugly. I'm the best looking.

I'm the best looking I've ever looked. I just want to see that right now. I just want to see that right now. With a spray tan right now, I'm also going to have a look.

I like she's in her. Oh my God. But these men see 21 year old girls and they go, she's not going to clock my shit. Yeah.

She's not going to clock my shit. In your 30s, a mile away, you're like, no. No, I'm not getting out better for this. Also, we're not going on a yacht. No.

I'm not going to your fucking party. Where I have to be up all night. Girls in my 30s are like, I'm too tired. I'm not going on your orgy. I'm not having an orgy.

The third guy. He's this like older man. He pulls up in a Lamborghini. Mm-hmm.

“And he's like, but this is not what my life is about.”

It's about being a good, honest person. It's not about the flesh and the glamour. But he's wearing like a three-piece suit in Miami. It's like 90 degrees.

And he basically is like, I,

you know, my wife, but she's not allowed to cheat on me. Perfect. And all this stuff. And he's one of the top guys when Andrew Tate did his, like, multi-level marketing scheme.

There's like several guys that got on early and did well off of it. Yeah. So it's classic like, see that guy did well. Why can't you do well? He shows these other guys who are big fans of him.

This guy is no job. And he's being told not to take a 95 because that's like the matrix. That's like the system that like holds you down. So he's living in a car and just paying for Andrew Tate's e-books. Oh, why?

Because it's a multi-level marketing scheme. So these men think like, I just have to, and they're like, I have no value. I have to gain value. I have to be strong.

I can't let women whatever. And they're just hurting themselves. Do you want to know the worst part about this?

“Is the fact that they're catering to all these like young,”

Genzy men that in like 15 years, everyone's going to be like, "Where? What? Why didn't their moms raise them?" At some point it's going to get blamed on us. Also, these are the men that eventually are going to run our country. It's God forbid, we get a woman.

God forbid. God forbid, a woman goes anywhere near. This is so hard. This is so hard. It's so hard to talk where I was like, you know, men love to start wars.

But if women are a president, none of the countries will be talking to each other. Just be quiet and calm. We don't talk to, right? We don't talk to...

Wait, I don't talk to Russia. Okay. I saw her. I know what she's about. She knows that we've met before.

I don't forgive, I don't forget. She actually didn't know me. I'm like, you saw me at the UN meeting. You're not in my group chat anymore. And if you talk to Russia,

I swear to God, I'll never talk to you again.

If I see you with Russia, I swear to God, there's going to be a problem. I mean, I'm just never going to talk to you. Wait, I was going to enjoy it with someone the other day about just like men versus women, whatever.

And he said to me, he was like, okay. Well, who's fighting in all the wars? Men or women, like who's protecting and all... Oh. And I was like, you mean the war?

That all the men started in. Like, what are you talking about? Yeah, why would we go fight? We're not involved. Yeah.

This is not my fight. This is not my fight that you started over your oil for your big ass cyber truck. That's not my war. Don't even have a driver's license, barely.

I don't need gas for my car. Do you cyber trucks take gas? No, they're like a lot. Oh, they might be electric. But again.

I'm not getting into this right now. Again, the president's against the electric vehicles. So I'm not getting into this right now. I also think they're so...

Well, I've never seen a cyber truck with a family in it.

I'm just going to say that. It's just one. It's one. It's just one alone, six-year-old dude. And I'm like, I hope you're happy.

I hope you're happy. That's so true. I've never seen my neighbors in a grocery family. I've never seen a boy or a girl jump out of a cyber truck. Never seen a cute dog.

Never seen a laboratory where just head out of a cyber truck. Having the time of his life. No, it's some dark sinister energy in that cyber truck. Did you see Lily Allen performed? And did you see her dress?

No. Okay, she wore this dress to her perform. And it looks like... It almost looked like a flag. But so it wraps her.

And then she has someone holding it, pulling it like taught. So she's like turning and it's like unfolding. Honestly, it was an art piece. Truly. And I was looking at the comments and looking at people saying,

"What is the dress?" She made a dress of all of the receipts from her ex. Of all the things he would buy other women. She would. On stage and she like unraveled.

I was like singing and you could see like all.

If Lily Allen doesn't win a Grammy. Next year, I'll be really mad. I think it's the best album of the year. Also, I rarely read comments. But I, someone was mad at me because they basically were like, you said that Charlie,

Xiex, inspired Lily Allen. Didn't mean it like that. I think everyone gets in use. I don't even know what I said. But I think everyone gets inspired by things going on.

But yes, Lily Allen's that girl. She's been doing it forever. And I think she should win the Grammy for sure. I just thought it was so genius. Also, he, I think he has like a new showow or something.

And she's just like staying on his neck. So long story short, with the manosphere, it turned out being less about like, oh, there's this culture of every man hates woman. It's more, hey, there's like men that realize that they can monetize dumb men by saying rage bait shit about women,

so that they can blame other things for why you're not doing well in life. Yeah, it's brainwashing. I do have to say everyone, they're really mad about like, toxic masculinity. She's not toxic. The opposite of toxic masculinity is not being weak.

It's not being toxic. Be a good, strong, masculine man. Don't hate on women.

“If you want to sleep with a man sleep with a man.”

I love it. Don't you want to hate women. Right. Just because that's your urge. Also, a lot of them do just want to be gay.

Yes. And like, we would let them, like, I don't know why they're, but why do they mean to us? Or a safe space before you download Andrew Tates, E-book, download Grindr and just see if that releases anything.

The amount of time you get to my breed is in me. I'll ask anyone's boyfriend. I've asked my own. I've been like, you could tell me. I won't tell anyone.

I wonder how many girls I have. Another cult documentary, which I just started. It's slow, but it's dark. It's on Apple, which is new. A lot of them aren't on Apple.

It's called Twisted Yoga.

And again, it always starts with a girl being like,

I'm spiritual. I think I'm trying to find my purpose in the world. And these yoga classes are helping me with, like, spirituality. Like, it starts?

Hey. Honest. And sweet. And the next thing you know, she's in Romania in a building that's locked up.

And they're doing tantric sex poses and drinking each other's piece. So anyway, it starts about love and peace and butterflies. And then it gets sinister. Notice the similarity between all these is when you're vulnerable. If someone's going to drink this person's pee.

Now someone said, put it on your skin. [LAUGHTER] Very different. You said, how much? It's a, what kind?

Like, where exactly could I do it on my neck? How hydrated do I have to be for this? But this is the thing. They don't just sit you down and go drink pee. It's this long process where it's like getting connected to your

femininity and connected with others. And then next, you know, like two years later. Two years later. And I'm trying to drink a UTI. That is so vial.

Culture scary.

“So I'm only one episode in, which I think people like,”

'cause they hate when I tell them what happens in the dark.

But it'll always suck memories.

Like, history, guys. [LAUGHTER] They're, like, ten bunnies got caught. [LAUGHTER] Wait, that's so true.

But Zee, I'm an enabler, because I, like, when you tell me the ending, 'cause then I'm, like, checked off my list. I don't even have to go watch. You know, the gentleman told me that. They're, like, both towers went down.

[LAUGHTER] Sorry, that was dark. That was dark. I'm a New York girl. I'm allowed to say that.

Yeah, we were allowed to. We were allowed to. You guys weren't even there. We saw it. Also remember, when I said the girl message me who works for

the Celsius or whatever, was census? Yeah. That was also wrong. Cool. She's actually a historian for the Smithsonian.

Oh, hey, you really fight to that. Also, the Googlers are so, the Googlers are actually a beekeeper in Argentina. [LAUGHTER]

So, this, the Googlers have the most amazing jobs.

“Historian, for, first of all, what is the Smithsonian?”

It sounds important. The Smithsonian is a museum. The Smithsonian. It's, but, like, what's in the Smithsonian, like, the Mona Lisa? No, what?

The Smithsonian is, like, um... George Washington. No. The Smithsonian is, like, anything. Oh, like, books.

No. Okay. Like, like, like, like, the NASA stuff. Oh, now I feel like that. [LAUGHTER]

Like, the planet. Night at the museum. No. No. It's air in space.

That's what I meant. Is the world's largest research complex featuring 21 museums? This is a, I suppose, could be completely wrong. Um, and then, this is about misinformation. Oh, it has the airspace museum, but also has museum.

Whatever. It's just, it's research. [LAUGHTER] It's real. [LAUGHTER]

Oh, there's Smithsonian locations. Oh, it's all of them. It's American history. It's American history. You guys, we learned so much on this path.

So much, I thought it was just air in space. So anyway, people who listen to this podcast, research history.

[LAUGHTER] I'm literally so fucking proud of them. [LAUGHTER] How are you?

“I like that people listen to us because they're like, "Oh, I need it really."”

I need a break. I need to listen to you so many times. Yeah, because that I can just laugh. See the facts of high pressure, I just need people making no sense. I need people interrupting each other for an hour.

Yeah, let's do something page coded because you went off. I want off. So my tries to make commercial came out the other day. Wait, a second one. You really had one.

Yeah, this was my new one. This was my new, like, Christiansy Ariano devil, where's proud of I, but when we, the day we were filmed, this is so girly. The day we were filming it, it was just, I brought my parents.

It was just like the girly, a shoot ever. It was like, we're doing hair. We're doing makeup. And like, Vogue was there. And just all these different things.

I've never done a shoot like that.

Continue. And so we're in the, like, dressing room. We had like a break. I don't know, it was like lunch. And my assistant was like, "Should I chop my hair off?"

And we were like, "Oh, my God. Do it. Like, chop your hair off." So she literally had the longest hair ever. She's like, very cool, Genji.

Chaps it into a bob. During the shoot. Yeah. I'm a really easy boss. And like, stop production.

My assistant needs to cut a bob. And like, go get a facial, babe. Like, what are you doing here? You know, like, do whatever you want. Like, actually, can we stop?

I don't like the girls hair do. Can you change it? And you're like, she's not even on set. And you're like, "I don't like it."

“So she cuts her hair in the middle of the shoot.”

We're obsessed. We love her bob. How long did that take? Like 10 minutes. Just like, it's like, an accident.

Intrue. Bob fashion. Everyone gets a bob. And then they're like, "What if I chopped a little more off?" Okay.

My assistant now chopped up to here. Literal pixie. But she looks good. Hannah, I'm obsessed. And I'm like, "Can it's going to be so matted?"

Me because it took one. It took one other red head to be like, "What about a pixie?" I can't stop looking at pictures of Lily. I'll start crying. It's like, "Wait, what if right before I went to Italy,

I just chopped all my hair off?" Well, I personally want you at your wedding. Mm-hmm. Start like this. Okay.

Then you chop the pixie party the rest of the night. How much can I make about me? I don't know. It's already going to be too much. You're actually in the middle of this wedding.

Or for the honeymoon maybe when you go to somewhere really hot. I just chop that. You chop it. Um, can I just say, I've been wrong in my life before. I want to practice that.

Not many times. Not many times. But a lot of time people perceive it wrong because it's ahead of its time. And I say it not in the right way. Mm-hmm.

However, people--

You may joke, but you never play.

[laughter] Right? You put that down.

“So when I first threw it into the ether that you should get a pixie.”

Yeah. The internet was a gasp. They said Hannah hates page. Your head is a bad friend. Hannah's horrible.

She's sabotaging her. And I said, sorry, I have a vision. Yeah. But you guys can't see. Yes, I agree that you believe in my face.

You're in the middle. You're in the middle. You're in the middle. You're in the middle. You're in the middle.

You're in the middle. You don't think-- Because my thing is I just see Audrey Hepburn. Thank you. I see Audrey Hepburn.

And when your face is so fucking chiseled and snatch like yours, like when you pull your hair back, people lose their mind because they've never seen somebody. So many angles of a cheekbone. This way.

I'm pulling my hair back. Everyone goes, "Huh?" No, I love when you pull your hair back. Stop it. You don't stop it.

You're doing a ponytail this week. No, I'm really stressed out. You've been stressed about it for literally a full seven days. I think I have to do a ponytail. It's like the dentist office.

I'm like, I have to do a ponytail on Tuesday. You're like, did you ask, "I need to do a ponytail?" And then they're going to do a ponytail. Tell me when you're doing a ponytail. As if you just got results from the doctor.

No, I'm like, "Okay." And I have a ponytail. I have my wisdom teeth out. I'm like, "What are you going to ponytail?"

You're like, "You're never going to believe this?"

I have her piece. When people do slick backs and they have a flat forehead and a wider head on top, it looks amazing. I have a pointy head. So when they do it, you can't even see it.

It just exposes too much. Anyway, so you're pondering a pixie. Not like demimore pixie, like... Not shaven. No.

No. Which... But not even like... I mean, like... I see a cute side band.

Wait, my assistant chopped it is like it literally stops. I'm going to try it. It literally stops like right here. Like right at my ear. Mm-hmm.

That's not a good representative. But I also see it with like a little side bang, like a... Oh, I would go full side part forever. Yeah. Like, I wouldn't be able to do it without a smell.

Because that would look insane.

But I would do just drastic side part all the time. I literally my barber doll. I want to cut you up on that little flame. I want to take it a sharp beat. I just love it.

I'm just walking. I'm hanging from something. Like, she left me here. The way you treated your toys and the way I probably treated my toys.

So, you know that millennial thing where it's like a fairy that you pull it and it spins and it goes into the air. Mm-hmm. I was breaking shit.

Like, I was like, how far can we get this to go? I also was obsessed with like little horse... Like, not my little pony. My little pony. I liked my little pony.

“I think I did wreckage to my little pony.”

Yeah, I was a realist even as a child. That was like... Fairies aren't real, can't fly. Pony's not that small, get out of my face. I hated barbees.

I hated babies. I wasn't like playing with a baby. I'm like, I don't, not a mother. I had four kids. And if my mom didn't put them in car seats,

I was like, and they'll die. You're horrible, and I'm not gonna die. You're literally reamerican type. I'm working girl.

Like with new jobs and never.

So speaking, remember last episode we talked about cigarettes and actually when I was a child because my grandma smokes so many cigarettes. One day, I literally sat down and said, "I have to have a cigarette."

And my mom looked around and people were like, "Oh my God." She was like, "She doesn't mean it." She's obviously four. She's not sitting down to have a cigarette.

I was like, "No, I need one more." I actually need one. And my grandma had bought me candy once. So I ripped one out of my purse. My Barbie purse obviously.

Because what else is in my purse by candy cigarettes. And I sat on the sidewalk and I literally fake puffed this cigarette. My mom was like, "She's not coming over anymore." I remember my mom got me in a dress.

“With a matching purse and a matching hat.”

That was my favorite. For you, Ming. Oh, she was like, "Hold this for once. I can't got the photo." And then I think I took the hat.

It was like in a pool somewhere. And then I like threw everything. And then I was rolling around. But now where there was a matching accessory, I thought genius.

I refused to wear hats.

From the second I came out of the home.

They put a little knit hat on me. And I got my fingers in it and I started. It was crazy. I loved wearing hats. Cleaned my apartment the other day.

I'm not too ragged. Because it rained. The other day? Yeah. That's what I did.

Within an hour I messed it up again. Mm-hmm. And it reminded me of another nickname I had. It's not quadzilla. These call me Hurricane Hannah.

Because I would come into a place and I would just wreck it. And at the point where-- Of course, I was mad at myself. And now I'm like, "You have a skill." You have a skill.

I like to describe it as-- Like, I threw my shoe off the mess. I'm going to stick in that, like, you could have possibly taken ballet. As a child.

Like, that's how I think of it. And like, Hannah walks into a place. And like, even though you walk, like, you're-- you don't mean to jump in. You can't jump in.

But you're still stomping in. No. I used to, like, when I was at a tennis academy, I lived with, like, six other kids. And they would be like, "Why do you walk so heavy?"

So heavy. And I was like, "Sorry, I have my asses fat." Like, "I'm literally pure wedding in." And I'm like, "I haven't even touched the ground yet." I actually think you would have been phenomenal at gymnastics.

No, I eat too much. Oh, yeah. And I'm too tall. I'm five, seven, and I'm my torso. I thought about it.

But I mean, yeah. The emotional abuse is similar to times though. I feel like doing gymnastics makes them short. Like-- No, because--

'Cause when I was-- Because when I was-- Because when I was-- Because when I was-- Because when I was--

Because I was doing gymnastics. Because I really wanted to be a cheerleader. When I was in middle school, I really wanted to do gymnastics. Because I really wanted to be a cheerleader.

Because I really wanted to be a cheerleader. I really wanted to be a cheerleader. I really wanted to be a cheerleader. I really wanted to be a cheerleader. And I really wanted to be a cheerleader.

And I really wanted to be a cheerleader. And I really wanted to be a cheerleader. And I really wanted to be a cheerleader. And I really wanted to be a cheerleader. And I really wanted to be a cheerleader.

And I really wanted to be a cheerleader. And I really wanted to be a cheerleader. And I really wanted to be a cheerleader. And I really wanted to be a cheerleader. And I really wanted to be a cheerleader.

And I really wanted to be a cheerleader. And I really wanted to be a cheerleader. And I really wanted to be a cheerleader.

And I never forgot it, the same way I did.

And then I would just live by them. I miss problematic magazines in the 90s. Me too. Like, what is simple time? Does your work as a matter?

“That's how to give it a right hand job when he's mad at you.”

Like at this point, I'm like, I'm not sure. How to lose that fat that's everywhere. That makes everyone hate you. I lose the last 15 pounds. So you can hang with your friends.

People asking Zara Larsen. Yeah. Who I love. How she has such a good body. Mm-hmm.

And she's like on tour. Like part of me every night. I liked. She basically was like, I don't. I just laugh a lot.

Hmm. Which is very good. Very proud. But then I'm also like, she's dancing six hours a day. Yeah.

She's like, she's like, she's like, and got my own jokes. She's like, profusely sweating up there.

Also she didn't, like, abs are genetic.

Like, I don't have abs right now. But genetically, I do. I'm almost five months. No UTI. Right.

That was weekly. But the other day, I felt just like a little, like, I was like, could that be? And I literally said to myself, no, it's not your being crazy.

“You go Truggle water, but you want to know what I think.”

And I've had a couple girls do yet me. So I've been trying to like, track and like see the other day. I drank not one, not two, but three full Coca-Cola's throughout the day. It watched what you, I swear to God. Everyone's about to get diabetes because of you.

What are you going to say right now? What are you going to say right now? I think the sugar. Like gives me the feeling. Like I'm getting one, but I'm not actually getting one.

You're saying it was bad that you chugged three coke on your person. Okay. I thought you were saying if you don't want UTI's chug three coke. And the only reason I chugged three coke, and in my defense, they were all in glass bottles.

It's just three country. Right. First of all. You were free will. It's my free will.

I'm an adult.

If that was your going off, like, she partyed one night off.

It was a Friday night. I was like, you know what? I'm drinking all the glass Coca-Cola's in the house. You're like, give me another one, bartender. You know, this is like sometimes you get those cards.

You've been cut off, like, just leave now. You just, like, give me one. You're like enough of the fucking Coca-Cola. Sometimes you're just a need one. You know, I was having chips in dip.

What was I going to do? Have milk with it? Yeah. They're not. They're certain things you eat.

You have to drink soda. Chips in dip. Pizza. Chinese food. You have, I have to have a ginger out

when I have Chinese food.

“My, like, the reason I'm solution is because”

why I drink ginger. I think I'm healthy. I'm healthy. Well, it is. I'm like, I need to drink your stomach.

It's good. I think we'll get everyone around me. I'm like, sorry. I'm going to health kick right now. If I'm having any type of sandwich,

I must have an iced tea. Like a turkey sandwich. I have a nice tea. Yeah. If I'm eating Mexican, sometimes I have to have a lemonade.

Speaking of drinking and peeing, the TikTok really made me laugh recently. I've recently made this morning. This comedian Hilti Bowen. She's talking about men's and women's restrooms.

So obviously I'm like, I'm in. What's he's going to say? And she goes, when men built restrooms. I saw that. I love the way to say about her.

It's so funny. She was with men. Women's restrooms. They were like, okay. Well, but a toilet.

And I guess we'll put walls next to it. And then close it. We'll put another one next to it. Another one next to it. Another one next to it.

Good. Okay. For the men's room. They're like a split toilet. While next to it and close it.

Then I guess we should do some urinals. What if we just didn't know wall? No doors. No doors. And what if we just put them all next to it?

And just let them know. It's low key. Today. Like it's actually. And the guys who are in the comments being like,

We stare straight. I'm like, do you? And it's also like why even tempt. Also imagine going to the women's bathroom. And like, we're next to a woman without a wall.

Like, that's crazy intimate. Okay. But I actually think it makes more sense for like the women's room to not have walls than it does the men's room. Because we're not like flinging out another.

We're just more intimate with each other as a whole. Yeah. Like that's the only time. Once they leave a sports team or a locker room, that's it.

They're never undressing in front of each other.

Yeah. Like when else are they?

“What's it called when you have something coming out of your body?”

Like a limb. Yeah. Like we're not pulling out an outer extremity. Yeah. Like we're men are like pulling it out.

Yeah. Men like peeing next to each other for sure. For sure. It's the strangest thing. Because all they have to do is put a little wall.

Like a tiny wall. Some have like little short walls that are like next to it. A lot of them don't. Like tired walls. A lot of them don't.

It's also interesting because it's like, oh, so you can aim. Oh, that's so interesting. Because we're at home. It's all over the place. But oh, you actually can aim on a perfect, like, little somewhere.

We're at home. Someone had a water balloon fight. The man is for a documentary. The guy goes, well, look around me. Men invented everything.

That was his like statement of like why men are superior. We invented people. Okay. And top that. We literally invented you.

Like you came from someone's vagina. And then this woman did a list of like all the things that women invented. Which was actually crazy. Like it was like Wi-Fi. A woman invented.

Like it was like all these things. But then it got me think of how many things men invented. That like their wife told them about. Here's another thing that actually really that like reminds me of it.

I don't need to get married. I'll have a child. Either I'll adopt a child or I'll get a sperm donor. Do you ever hear of stories? Mr. Let's preserve my legacy.

“Do you ever hear of stories of straight men in their straight men?”

Because I'm just counting the gay men. Because there's a lot of gay men that have children. Straight men that have a kid on their own. That's not forced to palm them in some weird situation. No, do men ever go and say I need a surrogate because I want to have a child.

And we would never force a man to have a child when he doesn't want one.

No. We don't. If anything, we want to be strolling away. I'm not controlling men's bodies. Crazy.

Isn't that so interesting? And another thing I thought about. Now mind you. I'm a joint deep. Maybe a joint in half.

And I'm like, why doesn't anyone ever talk about cats getting ticks? Like, there's so many stray cats. And they're out on the streets. And you never hear about them getting ticks. But you let your golden retriever out one time.

And you're like, my golden retriever has limed disease. And you literally gave it to the whole house. So I looked it up. I was like, why isn't anyone talk about cats getting ticks? When there's way more, I feel like there's way more string.

And Google said, because cats have such an intense grooming process. Let every couple of hours.

They wouldn't even let the tick attach to them.

They have already gotten it off. I mean, I'm like, and another reason that women. The only time a cat will get fleas when they're out, like, scared and

“fending for themselves and you have to save them.”

Well, this reminds me of one we were fostering dogs, which I love to do. But I don't know about dogs. And it was 9 p.m. And I had to take the dog for a walk. And I was like, this is annoying.

It's pitch black. I'm alone. I'm scared. I'm like, this dog's not going to defend me. If someone has a treat.

Mm-hmm. So literally. Oh my god. That was literally so dog eating. It's a bunch of videos.

It's my shame. I can't wait. I'm literally so excited.

It's a bunch of videos of the people.

Okay. We come down. They are mine. I can be so nice. It's going to be so not funny now because I left it.

But they put, like, what food in a bowl? Yeah. And they get kidnappers to come in. And as they're putting the wet food in, the kidnappers take them and fake beat them up. And then dog goes up and looks.

And this is, like, 10 different dogs in the same situation. And they look. And the dog keeps eating. They're like pretending to, like, come and stab them. And the dog just keeps eating the wet food.

The dog finishes. They're like, keeps trying to get the wet food. And that's men. That's literally men. Oh, my god.

I got a late head of my mother's work. Daddy would have clawed some thighs out. When I was walking this dog at 9 p.m. It's pitch black. I'm scared.

It's cold. And I'm like, this is not a long term life to live. But I was inside just waiting for me because I'm in the bed. And I'm like, sorry. I have to walk this wild animal outside the dark.

And then the dog's shirt is just like, fucking around in the grass. I don't know what he's doing.

“And I'm just like, letting him have fun because that's what they do.”

I'm like, I hope you had fun. I'm freezing. I walk back and the dog smells horrible. And I realized the dog was rolling around in other dogs poop. Oh.

And dead's was like, like, how did you not see that happening? I was like, well, hey, any logical world would have dogs. See, another dog's poop. No, it's poop and go, let's roll around in this. And he's like, that's what dogs do.

And I'm like, that's insane. And then watching him took, like, for, if it was the whole night was ruined. No, honestly, that is. I wasn't like, so, oh, my god, I'm getting a cat because I hate dogs.

I was getting a dog. And then I was like, what am I saying? I'm not getting up in the colds dead of winter and taking a dog out, ever. Also, I have a friend who their dogs, like,

ruining their sex life because every time they have sex, the dog freaks out and starts barking. It's the last thing I was able to dog the cats. This is why I love cats. When there's a thunderstorm, cat is like cool.

That's my ancestor. That's my ancestor. Dogs freak out. They're barking. They think they're under attack.

They're under attack. They're scared. They're like, if I'm uncomfortable, I'm going to make everyone uncomfortable. There was a thunderstorm this morning when I tell you,

but I was mesmerized. But I sat there and was looking at the glitch. She's like, this is a piece of advice. This is Michelangelo. She's watching the lightning.

She's looking at all the wet people outside. And she's just taking in like an observational comic. She's the wherewithal to know it's outside. And she's inside. Where the dogs are like, they're coming to attack.

It's like, have a treat shut up. No. We didn't mean to go this hard on the men and the dogs. I should start this problem. I was like, we've been talking too bad about men.

So you brought up just the worst documentary of all time.

I started this part. I was like, guys, I'm in a raincoat. It's going to be such a fun day. Let's end with something nice. Okay.

Fashion. Yeah.

I'm obsessed with this trend.

Do you like it? The whole wrong shirt with track pants. See where track pants was like a workshop. Love.

“Do you have any advice for pulling it off correctly?”

Because I feel like this is something that I might wear.

And people will get upset by it.

Well, it's like kind of the same thing when people are like, you're wearing an outfit. And then just do like the weirdest shit. Yes, which I love. I would just say it's something really masculine. And then something really feminine.

Love. So like a ruffley, like a frilly shirt.

“And then it's just like an adidas track pants.”

Yes. Cute. Very cute. Okay, cool. I feel like I'm leaning towards that for spring.

Anyway, guys. Look forward to our outfits coming out on Monday. Page hasn't picked her. Yeah, she's very stressed.

“I picked mine, but I might swap one now.”

And this is coming out. This will already be out. But my Daphne Lemming collab. Would you want to know what? It needs a whole podcast episode.

So catch that on Friday. We'll talk about it. Don't miss it. Bye.