Giggling about windbreakergate, celeb sightings, and sperms

- I'm giving it to you. - There you, fix your Wi-Fi. - I'm gonna fix that shit. We can't be managed. (laughing)

- I'm in the day, just got away from me. - My gaggle of gigless. - Yes, phenomenal one. - Oh my god, I've known my hits all big. (laughing)

Also, you complimented my T-shirt at the airport. And I was like, "No, you weren't being low-key chic at the airport."

“Do you never said those words to describe me before?”

- Well, let's apologize to the academy. - Yeah, four.

- This is our first, like, late episode in, like, forever.

- Well, we were a bamboozled, we were hood-wink. - To grease on vacation, she loved us for dead. - We're literally lost chickens without her. Honestly, Josephine texted me over the weekend. She was like, "Did you take any pictures?"

And I go, "I knew I was freaking." (laughing) - No, graces on vacation. Tikes that we'd be like, "Are you okay?" And I'm like, "Yeah, go have fun, go have fun."

I mean, we're drowning. We're drowning, we're drowning. We had a crazy weekend in the, in the, - No, we really did. - No, we really did.

- I feel like we should start from the top. - Should we just address one breaker gate? - I feel like it's such a scene that needs to be set because it's such a full story. Let's start on Monday.

- It's, let's take it all the way back.

- Monday morning, we record the pod. We do some more housekeeping things.

“We're having just such a good, best friend day.”

Hannah comes back to my apartment. We're getting our nails and toes done. We're yapping. - We showed me your closet. - Hannah, I showed Hannah new things I bought.

I tried on jackets. - I was like, "Walking your closet." And I'd see someone like, "That's cute." And then she'd tell me like, "A whole story about how she is sourced." - No, it's from, it's fucking Germany.

- I was like, "This is my dream." I mean, my closet and look at my stuff. - I actually, it's so much, I felt like I was with my, in my grandma's closet with all her perfumes. And I was like, "This is what princesses do."

- Yeah, I was like, "I've stuck over here." And I was stuck over here. So anyway, so we're sitting there and I was like, "Oh, what are you wearing?" Saturday night for Netflix is a joke for our performance.

And Hannah goes, "I really want to wear something cool. "I just want to do Capri's and a windbreaker." And I was like, "I love it." Very in, very chic, very easy. - 'Cause it's like a sports show running point.

- So I was like, "Let's lean in, Hannah." - And so she goes, "I ordered a windbreaker on Fashion Nova." - No hate, no shade, no shade, no tea. - I say, "Love it." But we are going to be on stage with my cousin.

“- I think this windbreaker trend is crazy”

'cause I did buy a fashion Nova windbreakers and they're fucking cunt and they're cool. And yeah, they don't have like a designer label on it, but I was like, "I was feeling myself, "but you looked at me and you said..."

- They get the job done. - They get the job done, but you were like, "Hanna." - Kate Hudson, "Minti Kayling." I'm Brenda Sawyer taking time out of their very important busy days. - They've looked in their closets

to be in their closet. - They've called stylus. They've picked out an outfit. - "Minti Kayling" showed up in a Gucci matching suit. So I say, "Hanna, I love you so much.

"I love your heads at, I have a YSL windbreaker "that I think will be perfect for the aesthetic "you're trying to execute." I run upstairs, I get my YSL windbreaker. She tries it on, perfect, we love it."

- One thing that'll make you panic is knowing, I'm prepared and I'm gonna embarrass you. So thinking back, it does look strategic for me to be like, "I don't know what it's gonna wear. "I guess I have to wear your YSL windbreaker."

- I went into a full body sweat. I was immediately panic. - You were like, "I don't wanna do this, "but I have to do this." - It was for the greater good of America

that I had to put my YSL windbreaker out there. - Now this is so page-coded, but this YSL windbreaker sold out everywhere. I was thinking about like, "If I were to get bull nays on it, "I can't just buy her another one.

"It's done." - No one has this color combo. Like, "I can't find this color combo "in the streets I had to have it sourced." - Yes, it's an endangered species.

Like she had to give away rights to her first born.

- No, true. - To get this windbreaker. - The coveted is how I sourced it. They got it. - But I also think the windbreaker's one thing right now

that's you-coded and me-coded. And also, it's fit me. You were so excited, you're like, "You're perfect, I'm so worried about you, thank God." - It was perfect.

And so I literally mentally checked that box. Like, "Okay, Hannah has an outfit. "Great, we can go to the event." - What immediately? I was scared.

And you were like, "Yeah."

“And I'm like, "You don't want to pack it.”

"You trust me to pack it." Like, you were like, "You're grown up. "Just figure it out." - I was like, "Take it." So, okay, I mentally checked that off my list.

We get to the airport one's day, we're flying to LA. We're sitting, we're waiting for our plane. I'm making casual conversation. - I'm sorry, wait. - Where are you not recording?

- That's okay. - That's okay, that's okay. - That's okay. - We, it's fine, you can't beat yourself up. - Great!

- That's fine. - It's okay. - Great, it's loud! - We're jobbing. - Okay, so anyway, so back to our story.

So we're sitting in the airport,

where I'm making casual conversation, where when we land in LA, Hannah is going to the Chelsea handler live show. - But you didn't know what were you were in for. I found out my who's special is dropping June 5th.

So I was like, "I have to do press when I'm in LA." And I find out that they were there. We book a podcast in the morning, a Netflix brunch, and the show at night. Now look, I'm a resourceful person.

And if I find an outfit that works, why risk an outfit that isn't gonna work? We all remember the green corset of 2020, too. I'll do this all the time, like, I'll put together an outfit to get drinks the other night.

And it looked good. I'm wearing this every day this week. But then I realized this isn't my clothes. This is pages 35,000 dollar win break. (laughing)

So then I was gonna do it, and I tell you, but I was like, looking at you, and you were like, "It's so sweet," and I said, "You know what, let's get ahead of it."

“And I said, "Justly, you know, I think I'm gonna wear”

"the Wimbraker for some other show." (laughing) And I go, "Oh, what are you wearing tonight "to the Chelsea Handler Show?" And she goes, "The YSL Wimbraker."

And I go, "Oh, okay." And then I go, "Well, in the morning, "what are you wearing to the brunch?" And she goes, "No, for Chelsea, I wore a brush and Nova." She, and 'cause I felt like two days was that selfish.

That's greedy. But I was like, is it really wearing it? It's just, I just wore it one day. And mind you, this is my sweaty friend. - I've been using my dog.

- I've been, I've been trying not to sweat. - So I'm like dying in the airport. I'm like in a UK where the YSL Wimbraker for every single event. She's like into literally fine.

So we go through the whole weekend. And she honestly crushes it in the YSL Wimbraker. If it works, it works by change the recipe. - When she did show up to the brunch in her Steve Madden tabby, like heel,

I did look her in the eye and say, "You cannot wear these heels on stage." I literally won't go. - So she changes her heel. - I think I'm a different person when I'm packing.

So I brought fame sick and I brought, I'm glad my mother died. (laughing)

- But not a second outfit.

God forbid. God forbid the trip we were taking for work for three different events. God forbid you brought a second outfit. - Two books, Hannah, you got the people

who were cleaning the room like organized them somewhere. Left 'em in the hotel.

“'Cause I didn't remember that old Hannah packed books.”

So when I was, (laughing) - Wait, that's so funny. I left my pimple cream in the hotel and that's so me. - I get there and I take out the YSL Wimbraker and I hang it up 'cause I have respect for you.

- Yeah. - And I was nervous about it because I was actually freaking out. I kept checking it like every 10 minutes to make sure it was still there. (laughing)

It's like your passport when you go on a trip. You keep like on zipping yours, you gave it to her like, "Okay, go on." Literally. And then I realized I'm wearing my Kuka Prize

and I go, "One huge massive thing we forgot." What a thorn. So I go on Instacart. - Yeah. - Target.

- And I pressed thong and I'm like, "So if I hope whatever male Instacart guy." - And then you like said the Hail Mary 10 Types. - Did the rosary. (laughing)

And I was like, I'm a little slut. And I sent for, also what guy was like, "What girl needs target thongs right now?" So then I go to the Chelsea hands a lot of reasons. - Yeah, I had to go to the Chelsea hands a show.

- So I was like, let go on like God. I hope the Instacart finds its way back to me. - Oh, command to Chelsea hands their show or on a lot of my jeans. I was wearing my jeans, I was wearing mine.

- I was wearing my full beat, my full beat. (laughing) Comfortable. Enjoying the last couple days of comfort and not the invasiveness of a thong.

- Dental floss. - Yes. - So I get back and it's like 11 p.m. I'm getting my spray tan and I'm like, "Oh that's weird, where's the Instacart?"

And I look and it says it was delivered.

So I'm like, "Hey, I was there in Instacart "for hand a burner and they're like, "what's it from?" And I was like, "I think it's Target." And they're like, "Let me check."

“And it comes back and it goes, is it underpants?”

(laughing) I'm like, "Why the fuck did you look in the, "how many target bags did you have in the hotel?"

And also, never say underpants again.

Underpants? (laughing) I go, "I'm a grown-up wearing a thong." (laughing) I'm a fucking little slut wearing a thong. So the guy literally comes up the same guy

who knows I ordered underpants. Comes up, looks me in the eye. I said, "Thank you, sir." Good night. So next time you get to meet me for having to wear the same outfit,

I'll tell you know that there's a lot of stuff going on underneath. - Wait, wait, wait, I'm literally crying. I'm like, "I'm just trying to live." I'm just trying to be the best I could be.

And people don't like me. - Yes. I'm gonna back then you had to order thongs. - Page, if I showed up at the Netflix brunch

“with panty lines, I would have been more tough hide.”

'Cause it's with your win breakers,

so it's like disrespecting the win breakers. The YSL outfit was perfect. And I did put on really nice heels for the show. But I ended up having this big podcast in the morning and I was like, "Page would love me,

"where the YSL for that." And all these things are photographed. Then we go to the craziest Netflix brunch and they're taking photos everywhere. And the thing is the blazer, the windbreaker.

It's not subtle. Like, it's the moment. So people aren't gonna forget that I was wearing an orange windbreaker everywhere. So at this brunch, I run and decayed Hudson.

I say, "Oh, no, oh, no, this is my nightmare." And she's like, "Are you, you're doing the panel "with me later, right?" And I said, "And I'm like trying to cover the windbreaker." I'm like, "Yeah."

And I'm like, "Can we just see you there?" Okay, Hudson shows up in a gorgeous gown. I'm staying there in my windbreaker. Of course. It's literally art.

She's standing in like an art piece

“that she's like, "Oh, it's a skirt I had."”

And like, that should be in the Louvre and Hannah's here. And the same windbreaker she saw me in six hours ago. Tell them what my mom message is. So, so then I'm on the plane Friday morning

and coming back to the East Coast. I get a DM from none other than Lenore Werner who hasn't spoken to me unbeknownst. (laughing) I just don't know about this.

(laughing) Did Hannah's luggage get lost? Question mark? Why is she wearing that outfit? Why is she in mark?

I go, "LOL," she said she wanted to wear it. (laughing) She doesn't look bad, but did she wear that two days and a row, period. I'm confused, period, sorry.

Hannah, I merely fell off my chair. And this is why no one will ever hurt my feelings because my mom is my biggest op. (laughing) My mom goes, "I'm confused, sorry."

(laughing) I love how she's like, "I need a first find out from page why this has happened." I love how she's like, she doesn't look bad. It's just like, why did you wear the same outfit

from 10am to 10pm today? No, she literally was that TikTok being like, (laughing) I love her, but like, her she's like, "Oh, what's going on?"

But she's amazing, but like, sorry, I just,

I love her, but she like, is the problem? (laughing) And I'm like, "No, I'm obsessed with her." But it was Kant. No, it totally was.

Also, I spent a pretty penny on that windbreaker. Let her get out there, let her see the town, let her be photographed on other bodies. Okay, that was good. Don't body positivity me.

She's like, "I wanted to see the different experiences "in different hugging different places." (laughing) But no, I wanted to milk everyone. It was worth even though you paid for it.

Also, yeah, we don't, I'll write it off. We don't fit in the same clothes. Like, it's not normal that page is like, "I don't want to wear this, do you want to wear it?" I'd be like, "No, my ass will hang out

"because you love a little mini, mini thing." All right, this was just two girls sharing clothes. Just sisters. And it's so sisterly for you to be like, "Hey, are you gonna get me back that one brick?"

(laughing) You know what's funny is? Because the picture is from the brunch. At the same DM that I kept getting,

And I truly feel like we're morphing

into the same person a little bit. It's almost like when you look like your dog. (laughing) Wait, okay, so Netflix is a joke festival. Has this brunch?

You got there early. Unbeknownst to me, I thought you were gonna wait. But I was in a four hour podcast in my why-so-one breaker. And I have these texts from page saying,

"Where are you?" - You're dead to me. - You're dead. I'm gonna kill you, you're dead to me. And I'm like, okay, look, and I realize

she's been there for an hour without me. Oh, I was gonna say mind you. It's like 15. (laughing) I went to the river, I was like, step on it. My friend's alone, my friend's in danger.

The amount of small talk that I had to do, honestly,

“the only way I could describe it is I felt”

like I went to visit my friend's college for the weekend.

And this was the first Friday night party.

And you were in bringing me around being like, this is my friend, she goes to a different school, but she's here for the weekend. So, like, have fun. - I'm like, you guys have seen her around, like,

yeah. - You're like, you've definitely like, seen her on my Instagram. Like, like, no, she doesn't go here, but like, she's really fun, she's my friend.

- Literally the head of Netflix was like, she doesn't even go here and you were just in a hoodie in the back. (laughing) But it was, it was so fun

because I feel like my comedy friends, my co-workers and this other job I have. - Yeah. - So to, like, I was also showing off. Like, I was like, Paige, look, look at all my friends. And I started, I got in crazy hand and mode again.

- Well, you and I are very different that when we get into a situation that's like over-stimulating or like a lot of things happening, I get more reserved and quiet and you get louder and tone.

“- There was a moment where Hannah just yelled,”

women and children only. (laughing) - Anyway, this is the most insane brunch where like, every, imagine, you spot a celebrity that kind of feeling you get.

Imagine that's every time you look somewhere. So like, I look, any Murphy's right there. Kevin Hart's right there. Nicky Glaser's right there. Nick Kroll's right there.

David Letterman's right there. Johnson Stewart's right there. Like, that's just who you're with. And we had to take this big photo. And we're all trying to like figure out where to stand

and like, I kind of chaotic. And then at one point, I was just filming myself. I go, women and children only. I look back and Nick Kroll's just standing there and I was like, kind of Kroll.

- No, there was a moment where I like squeezed Hannah's arm and I was like, shut up. - But I put down the, the window of the corner and I was like, yellin' and I chose the hand there. - Literally, I was like, stop causing a speck to call.

- No, you literally were like, kind of stop, kind of get in the car, kind of get, kind of get in the car.

“- I clenched my teeth and I was like, good, half to go.”

- You've had enough. You've had enough. We'll talk about this later. Take off the Wimburger. Take off the Wimburger.

- I feel the adrenaline hit and I was looking at you. Like, I couldn't control myself. Like, you knew I wanted to be normal, but I was like, I was like, page of it. - You were too excited.

- I got so excited to see all my friends and all these people I look up to. - Did go up to Matt Ryf and tell him that I have a joke about him in my upcoming special.

- I don't know if he loved it or not, but. - He laughed and he, we'll see. - Yeah, I feel like that was like a risk. - He laughed in the knee, walked away. (laughing)

- He was like, I'm done here. - No, the brunch was very cool. I loved my glam, so I was having a good time. - You looked really good. - That's so, something unhealthy, but it's fine.

- You looked so good. - Thank you and I love to my dress. - Did you mean anyone that you were like excited to meet there or you were just observing? - I like was observing.

I like didn't wanna go up to anyone and be annoying. Obviously, I love seeing Chelsea Hamler and Nikki Glazer and I love seeing the girls. - Yeah. - And it was so much fun.

- Taylor Thompson said she loves our clothes. - I love Harry. - I love Harry. - I love Taylor, shout out, iconic. - But the actual, the actual event of like Mindy Kaling

Brenda Song Kate Hudson was,

first of all, I am Mindy Mindy is me.

I felt like we were long lost sister. Actually, I felt like we were friends from high school that hadn't seen each other in a minute, but it was like nothing had no time for a pass. - But it was also given like maybe

we went to different high schools, but you were the same font in that high school. - And so we were like cool with each other. - She was like, I know what it's like being prom queen 800 times.

Like, you had to run the society of whatever. Like, it's exhausting. I know that. - And no one gives you any credit for it. I'll be the one who told you.

- You are like that was the vibe we were giving to each other.

in so many different situations.

“And let me tell you, she's the definition of whimsy.”

There's something about her aura that's very calming, while also being, oh my god, I don't even know what the word is. It's not star-struct and it's not, you're not like, you say star-struct, it's star-struct.

- Like it wasn't, it wasn't like I was star-struct, but I was very aware that you're like, no I was star-struct. - It's just a celebrity. - Well, you, you're a bitch because Kate Hudson, we asked her about revenge.

If, how did people about revenge and Kate Hudson was like, we love forgiveness. And I was like, I love that Kate, I love forgiveness too. And then you called my ass out and you said Hannah Burner, you were the most vengeful person I've ever met.

So I'm trying to suck up to Kate Hudson and make her like you. And I said, how dare you call me out? I was about to be best friends with Kate Hudson and then you called me a fraud. - I like forgot the crowd was there

because I was like, don't embarrass yourself

in front of Kate Hudson. - Yeah. - But Kate Hudson, what I love about her is she's exactly, how she is in every rom-com. - Like she's the sweet one, like if you think about meeting her, it's exactly who you want her to be.

“- Easy laugh or charming little jokes under her breath.”

She's just so iconic. - And she's nominated for an Oscar for singing last year. - And you just wanna like keep looking at her and like be around her. She has a very like infectious smile and personality

and Brenda song. - Oh my God. - One of the most down to earth, very nice, just, I just felt like we were girls together. - I didn't wanna bring this up on the panel

'cause it seemed like two intense. But I was like, she's been acting since she's three years old. - Yeah, like the fact that she's as normal as she is. - She's been a lot of stuff, too. - A lot of stuff, she's had so many different lives

in Hollywood. The fact that she's so fucking well-rounded and cool and like she's in the Facebook movie. - Oh my God, she's done everything. Also she's married to McCalli Colkan,

I forgot about it. - I mean, she's London-tipped in. - She's London-fucking-tipped.

- Which was always my favorite.

I feel like I was like a little bit too old

“for that show, but I knew, well you loved one.”

- I knew 'cause of London-tipped in girl. - I'm also a Sharpay Evans. - You wanted your name to be London-tipped in. - It definitely was on my baby name. - It was for a time for a time.

- For a time. - She also wore this outfit that was both Hannah and Paige Codic 'cause she said that to us. - Yeah, which was crazy. We didn't talk about at the Netflix's joke brunch.

I don't have to say that fool's down every time. - It's crazy. - Just say the brunch. - We met Brittany Snow. - No, you attacked her.

- No, physically and emotionally. - Oh no, in my head we met her, but you're right. You're right. - You're right and craved you're by the shoulders and ain't told her I loved her.

- You're right. I asked Brittany Snow, I go, Brittany Snow came up to us and you know she didn't. - Unfortunately, she didn't know. - No, you don't happen.

- I did tell her she was my Carolyn Bassett. - No, because she had a very Carolyn Bassett outfit, and she had like the perfect black Maxi skirt and like a white button up and I was like, so chic. - Can I say what actually happened?

I made eye contact with her while you were trying to pull me out of the party. - Yeah. - I ripped you off of me, I said stop it. It's Brittany Snow and she locked eyes with us.

Like she got what you don't do drugs. You would be a nightmare to go out with. - Oh my, I'd have to link you on the street. I was on drugs at that party. - Oh my go up to her.

Do you know what I said? I said you're in everything right now. I'm obsessed with you and she's like, oh my god thank you and I'm like, you're like Glen Powell. And then I was like, I didn't mean that in like a,

no, I didn't mean it. And then she was like, no, I know what you mean. I was like, oh, and then you were like, you're kind of like beside, I'm like, better. That was better.

I had to come in, save. - Apparently anything Glen Powell wants to do, Hollywood makes. Like that's what I meant. Like anything she wants to be in, I'm like, make it. - Yeah.

- Everyone's gonna watch it. She's everything. Also her style is so fucking good now. - And then you were like, kind of we have a live show in 30 minutes and, but I'm like, I'm wearing the same outfit.

I don't need to. - I know, I was like, early. - I'm going home, watching my face getting glam redone. - Wait, I loved my LA glam. - You looked sexy.

Like you had a like, Jenna's a coin. - No, I had a moment where I was like, should I move down LA for a couple of months because like, I'm really feeling this glam and like, who my style is when I'm there?

- What did you think it was about the makeup? Because like, you obviously looked like yourself but like, was it the brow? Like, what made it more sexy? - I think it was my spray tan.

- And at the end of the day.

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Offer ends May 19th, so don't miss out. - I got a spray tan at 10 30 p.m. after the Children's Day Handler show. - And we were getting on the plane and Hannah was like, I have a spray tan tonight and I was like,

pardon, I was like, you didn't even tell me. And so then I was like, well, I'll get a spray tan who it can be your pale, weird friend. (laughing) - Which I've been many times, it's not that bad.

- The only place I like getting spray tan is in Los Angeles. - They don't fuck around with it. - They're artist. Like I've yet to find a really good spray tan artist

in New York City for whatever reason. I feel like everyone goes to sugar and bronze in New York and I, not that I dislike them. I just feel like I did that in my early 20s and they changed their formula at some point.

And ever since then, I don't feel like it looks the same on my particular body.

- You just Kylie Jenner snapshot it them.

- Like the fucking marketing girl's like, oh, no, I love them. - No, I love them. I think they're great, they're great. - I think they're great.

If you're the kind of girl that's like, I'm making an appointment. I'm going after work on a Thursday, getting ready. I don't like to leave my apartment. So I like someone to come to my house.

I've yet to find someone in New York City

“that comes to my house that I think is good.”

- Love sugar and bronze. I had a little incident with them where I was there. This was during like reality TV. And a girl was like in my lab,

he loves, and she's like by the way, like I love you on summer house. And I was like, cheers. And then I got on the subway after and sweat through my entire tan.

And I was like, this is gonna work. But I feel like L.A. has to be good spray tans 'cause people around you are tan. We're New York. When you guys spray tan, everyone else is pale.

So it doesn't even have to be that good. You're like, I'm glistening. We're L.A. you're competing with actionable tans around you. - They come to work. - There's something I know that New York City

is like the fashion capital, or one of the fashion capitals of the world. But there's something about New York City that's like, you can be a grumlin' on the street. And in other cities, sometimes it doesn't feel as accepted

and L.A. is one of those cities. - And not even grumlin', you can express any range of emotions. - You can express. - You can yell at people, you can cry. - You can see me in any outfit

and becoming or going from anywhere and I appreciate that. It's a Sunday and she's in full sweats and like, yeah, or full glam. - Or full glam. - I mean, you do photo shoots in the middle of the street

in New York City. - It's like full. - And everyone's like, she's working. - That's my front yard. That's where that's my office.

“Did you get on one of those buses for a phone call?”

- Oh my god, okay, so the Daphne Summer comes out on Tuesday, actually, on the 12th. - And that's a very summer. - And so like we were like, let's you, our vibe this summer is like, let's do like city

in the summer. So we're coming up with like all these different ideas and they're like, what if we get on one of those buses? And I'm like, okay, but we're gonna have to like, buy tickets.

- That's just so. - Yeah, 'cause you like buy tickets to get on those buses

And because I was like, how are we gonna get the pictures? So it's me, like one other girl, the photographer, we get on, we buy tickets, we get on bus. We already like know the route, we like did it the day before to like know what to do, get on the bus.

- We used the tour guide like, I'm known this in the back, we're doing a fool. - Everyone starts getting on. There's like the sweetest family is in the back row and we're like, hey, do you mind if you move

for just like one minute? I'm gonna take a quick picture and then you can sit back down this family. - By the way, this is what she did to me on my bachelorette, continue.

“This family was so sweet that's how I knew they were tourists.”

They were probably like what in New York City moment this random woman's gonna just have a photo shoot. They moved, they moved their kids. They're like watching me do the pictures. They're like, look at me.

They're fanning you, these are giving you notes. They're like chin down. - They now work for deafening. - They're getting BTS. - We get the picture, we get off before the tour starts.

So we didn't even have to do the tour. But thank God we bought the tickets just in case because the bus could have started moving. But then we got it and it was great. - There was so much stuff, I don't wanna just quickly

- What's the word? - Yeah. - Skip over? - It's a cup of books, it's a cup of words but, okay. - Yeah. - Chelsea here on the show.

You guys don't understand my Laura Chelsea handler. I taught tennis to her when I was younger. She doesn't remember, I was like,

“I've read all your books, you're my everything.”

Chelsea lately, maybe we wanna be meet a man. - Wait, I didn't know you taught tennis to her when you were younger. After college, I was teaching tennis in Shelter Island to like six year olds

to like 85 year old men and one of my older male clients was like, oh, Chelsea's coming to play doubles with us today 'cause she was dating Andre Belage at the time who had a hotel in Shelter Island. With that heck is Andre Paul.

- You just said that like, we all know. - He's a hotelier. Oh, sheek.

I've never said hotelier before that was iconic.

Just a fucking handler, it comes in. This was during Chelsea lately. And this was like, my knees went weak. I was like double faulting. I was like, so nervous.

It's one thing to like be with your, the person you look up to for like, minute and meet them. - That's crazy. - It's crazy. - That's insane.

- It's intimate. - It was crazy and I had to pretend that I didn't know anything about her. I was like, where are you from? - You don't need jersey.

- Wait, I love that she's from New Jersey. I think New Jersey gets such a bad rep. But I genuinely do think some of the funniest people I've met in my personal life are from New Jersey. - At the end, I was, I had no idea what I wanted to do

for a living. I did not think I was going to be in comedy. And I was just like, do you have any advice for like women in the workforce? And she looks at me and she was like,

I got lucky and I was like iconic. - And then when I met her years later, I told her about it and she was like, I must have been high, don't, that doesn't bring to me. - And that's horrible advice.

- I've never been to shelter island before.

- She was like, that wasn't me. - You weird freak. - Here's one thing I want to say about Chelsea handler and I'm not even trying to like suck these celebrities like assholes.

I'm like genuinely saying my experience.

“I think there in any field, no matter what you do for a living.”

I think there are so many women that say, I want to like make room at the table for you or I want to like help you, I want to be a mentor or whatever. Chelsea handler is one of those people that I feel like says that stuff and actually means it.

Like any time I've ever seen her in a public setting, I've never felt more safe to be with someone and it's almost in, and I know she doesn't have children. It's almost in a very maternal way. And so like it is something to say about like,

I think that women who don't have children, sometimes people can say like really mean things to them. And I think that your maternal instincts can come out in so many different ways rather than just having children. There is something so maternal about her

that is so comforting and I feel like she genuinely means what she says. Like when I saw her at the brunch, she literally looked at both of us and said like, "My two little girls, like I instantly healed my inner child."

I was like, Chelsea's out here. Like she's taking care of her whole family.

By the way, she has so many amazing friendships in her life.

She also, she does have a lot of people. She's a mom to like the all of America to me. I'm like, I called him. I was like, you're out. Like, can Chelsea's answering my emails now.

She's like, come to the show tonight and I was like,

this is a dream 'cause I actually, I don't think I've ever seen her like live. And I get there and I realize, oh, everyone's friends with Chelsea and I are. I walk in immediately see Tana Mojo.

No way. And we're talking about podcasting. Wait, there are so many times where I've quoted Tana Mojo and people have like looked at me and I'm like, guys, you need to get on the internet

and the number one quote that I quote from her is whenever she, to remember on DJ Khaled said he doesn't eat his wife out and then Tana Mojo says, "But you eat everything else." And so the amount of times I've said in my everyday life,

"But you eat everything else." - My dream for her is I want her to like come out 'cause she had a singing career at one point. Oh, I want her to remix her most iconic things. Like, if she made bleach and tone into her song,

the clubs would lose their fucking mind. And I don't know why she keeps me like, it's a good idea, hello, and like, she's not-- - And maybe there's some DJ, we'll do it for her. - But I knew it. - Talk to what we were saying.

- I continue to walk in Monica Lewinsky. - What? - Monica Lewinsky's standing at the bar. - I don't know, you know me, I don't approach people. Unless they make eye contact or I've met them before.

I don't cold call celebrities. - When is Monica Lewinsky gonna do like a big documentary

“and like, I mean, I think it's her time now.”

Imagine if that happened now. - I think she's done some form of documentaries

and she has an amazing podcast.

However, she needs to have like a-- - Yeah, because like, I couldn't imagine in today's day and age, I was looking at like a 25-year-old girl in the White House being like,

"She tricked the president of the United States." Like, that was so fucked up. - Also, remember when that was the craziest thing that happened in our government? - Wimsy and fun.

- But I was with Gabby and Stuart. And I go, I don't know what came over me, but I was like, we need to say hi to her. We swarm her and we just go, Monica, you're so inspirational, we love you.

You're amazing, you're everything. And she was so nice and then we left. But I was like, so I need to contact Monica.

- I need a Ryan Murphy Monica Lewinsky show.

- I need a real-- - She does play Bulletin. - No! - Wait. - You can't play the saxophone,

but he does have a nice, so-- - We've, I'm obsessed with that idea. (laughing) - She'll be just cast it. - We just do like a play in your backyard.

(laughing) - Sorry, we're busy, we're late on the podcast today.

“It does for God's lines, you know what I think about all the time”

that your parents performed a play last summer. And it literally, I could cry when I think about it 'cause I think it's so my parents didn't just perform a play. My mom ended up writing, producing, directing the play. God forbid the woman takes a break.

She's retired, by the way. And I'd call her, and she's like, we're rehearsing, so we're Monica Lewinsky's behind me. - Santa, Santa, we're going into many tangents. - Okay, yeah. - And then Tish Cyrus walks in.

My son's mom, I was too nervous to say anything. 'Cause again, what am I going to be like, what am I going to say? - I don't know. - I don't know. - I don't know. - I don't know.

- So I love Tish alone. (laughing) - We must leave Tish alone. Also, is Tish a full name, or is it a part? - Tish is tired.

Do you know Tish, we, so Tish's other daughter Noah was dating a guy. They broke up, Tish married the guy. Put that in your strong drink at this morning. (laughing)

- He's holding loyal. He's holding loyal, but I'm not crazy. And I don't think Tish and Noah speak. And I don't know if Noah speaks to my lady,

“because I think my, I think she went to the wedding,”

so she was kind of like, okay. So then there's like this little afterparty in the lobby. And there's a very tall woman in the middle, so obviously my eyes went to her. Maria Sharpova.

Maria Sharpova. Now, wait, when Hannah was telling me, like, she briefly told me that she saw Maria Sharpova, and I just kind of looked at her, like, okay, and she looked back at me, and she goes,

you walk in a room, and half the ways there. I'm like, God, it's not it, yep. Okay, keep going, 'cause my friends, I guess, didn't really know Maria Sharpova, and I'm freaking out.

And they're like, go talk to her, go talk to her. I said, "Uh-uh, I'm not disrespecting."

you're watching someone, and they're, you're idle.

“And then you have a chance to say something to them,”

and it doesn't go well. And like 80% of my interactions don't go well. (laughs) and that's, that you've harmed the image of your idle and your head further. - That is so depressing, yeah.

- So they were like, they literally,

we had, I'd have like a third main conversation of why

I wasn't gonna talk to Maria Sharpova, but my thing with some of these people is, I will meet her when I'm supposed to meet her. Like, I don't know when it'll be, but it was not that time.

It was not a moment. A land pass was also there, but I was, and I ended up, you know when you're in a conversation, but like you haven't been introduced, I somehow found myself in a conversation with him,

but not talking to him, and trying to acknowledge that I know him, and he knows, he's like, "What's this millennial bitch?" Like, obviously, she's, - Right, it's a land pass.

- So I was just, I just stayed quiet the whole time. - Can I tell you something? Because I see a lot of people online being like, "Pigeons, everyone's gay." Like, not all her ex-boyfriends are gay.

If it doesn't clocked you, Lance Bass was my favorite in in sync.

Okay, so yeah, actually I do have a little knowledge

on what it's like to have a crush on a gay man. - They're word for like, the gaydar of, if you're attracted to them, he's gay.

“- I don't know, but I think I could, like,”

put it in a numerical form. If I did the appropriate research, because what are the chances at every one was out here loving Justin Timberlake, and I thought, "Too straight for me, have a crush on Lance."

- So you know who I liked? - Who? - Joey Fatone? - No, but he was cute. - Who'd did you like, 'cause I would have said,

"Land's Bass." - Jay-C. - You did? - Yeah, 'cause he was the underdog. I was like, "He's the one with a good voice."

And I just, like, Timberlake is just dancing around the front and I'm like, "Let Jay-C sing. Jay-C's the real town here, and he was kind of quiet." - Yeah. - And I liked that in a man.

- Yeah. - Yeah, I liked that in a man too. - But I wouldn't have seen you as a Justin Timberlake. - No, I did. - I did, like, Justin Timberlake,

but I knew that he, we weren't gonna settle down. - Right.

“- I was like, "We're not, he's not going to punch other."”

- Yeah, he's not going to be like, "Has been material, we're Jay-C was husband material." - Same with Backstreet Boys, like, I liked... - What was his name? - Not in the character.

- Nick Carter. - And it's like, Nick Carter. - You have bad taste in men. - Nick Carter is bad. - I can acknowledge that he's attractive,

but he's, again, let's start calling men, not marriage material. - Let's start calling out men's bad behavior and not saying that women pick badly. - Whoa!

Whoa! - Yeah. - Also, a lot of the time, the women are picking, it's the men that come to us. - It is.

- They lie. - And then they lie. - Oh, hi. - And then the women are told that they picked wrong. - And then you're six months in, you're like,

"Wait, where's your personality?" And he's like, "Oh, I changed it. This is my new one." And you're like, "What?" - It's very scary, it's very rattling.

Anyhow, since we're on like a little bit of a celebrity like gossip session now, Timothy and Kylie, I can't get enough. I'm obsessed. - Oh, then like kissing at the next game.

- Did you see her with her digital camera? Just like taking pics, having, just like being a girl out of basketball game. She is me when I'm with a man at a sporting event because I'm like, "I don't care.

"I don't give a flying fuck." - She has to go to a lot of games. Like, and she's not even watching her husband play. She's watching her husband watch other men play. - That's when you know you really love someone

when the things that they like that you don't care about, you get excited to watch them be excited, to have fun. - That's kind of like when doesn't I are trying to pick something to watch

and he's really excited to watch something and I don't care, but I'll enjoy it 'cause he's enjoying it. And then he's like, "You can watch it without me and I'm like, "That's okay."

- If you're dating a guy and you find his hobbies to be like, "Well, there's so much nuance in that. "I can't say that."

- Wait, I love this is the first time in the pot ever.

You're like, "I'm not gonna say that "because there's nuance to it." - There's nuance. There's nuance there and I can't make up. I actually can't make a blanket statement

which was what I usually like to do. I'm thinking that I don't know much about. Wait, my friend Katie had a baby literally yesterday and I went to send, I was like, "Oh, I have to send something to the house

"for her to get home." It's a very weird feeling when your friend text you and is like, "Hey, baby's here." - You go as well. - Seriously. - You're like, "Are they staying?"

I'm like, "What should I send to the house for the baby?"

“And then I realized she's a small baby, my friend.”

Like, I'm like, "So I sent her a lola blanket "because I was like, "No, Katie is the small baby "who they just made give birth." - Loki, I get nervous though 'cause it is like, your friend introducing you

to someone new and it's like, "I don't know this bitch." - It's also funny because it's like, I've been friends with Katie for over 10 years now and she sent me a picture of her baby and in my head I was like,

"I know that you love him more than me now." - Another thing I just want to say like about this past weekend, traveling to the West Coast is just in itself, like a whole thing, trauma.

And I'm not even like saying anything. I'm just saying about traveling in general, whether you're traveling on a train,

a plane, a bus, or whatever, wherever you are

in your journey, I don't think serving fish is ever appropriate ever. - In any capacity, if you're on Delta, they're trying to push shrimp on you.

“If you're on Jet Blue, I literally got on a Jet Blue flight”

and they said, "Do you want a trout Christina?" I said, "I literally looked at this man "and I said, "Does anyone want a trout Christina on here?" - See, that's where you're in your different. I said, "I've been having a boring ass day."

Let's see, that's my drug of choice. I'm like a trout Christina in the middle of a plane where the bathroom is very far. - I just think when you're traveling in the air inside of a tin can, there's so many variables,

why throw in one that we don't need. And that would be fish on a plane. God forbid, one trout went bad. It all takes us one trout. And then like in my head I'm sitting there

and I was like, "I haven't said the word trout "since the parent trap." Like, and I couldn't stop thinking about it. - You know what I was thinking about with fish? This lady was telling me about how like salmon sperm

phasials are doing so well. And I've only salmon sperm and sperm and sperm. And I'm like, "What about?" - Oh, they're fishes sperm. - Like, are they fish like, my com means nothing?

Like why is it just the salmon that their com is good for people's faces? There's so many fish out there. What about a flute? What about a-- - I can't say something.

- I don't know any other fish out there. - Are they salmon in the water just being like, "Hey, we're more than our sperm." Like this is fucked up. - You're telling me swordfish doesn't have good com.

- So fishes are the fuck boys of the sea. A swordfish? - What are the fish that are like the flat ones? - Flute. - A flounder.

- A flounder. - Yeah. - No, like a stingray. - Okay, I feel like they have really potent sperm. - Anyway. (laughing)

- Speaking of celebrities, can I just say something? Just as for Rachel's eye glare. - Just as for Rachel's eye glare. - Oh, it's to know why. - Yeah, why?

- Well, I just feel like we know her, and she's like, the nicest, sweetest theater kid you've ever met in your life. They were being so mean to her at the Metcala. - I was just gonna say, we didn't even speak about the Metcala. - Yeah.

“- And honestly, the only thing I can say about it”

is I thought a lot of people looked bad. I thought more people looked bad than they looked good.

I don't think, first of all,

I thought the theme, when I heard the theme, I was like, "Oh, people are going to go really hard on this." - Structur. I wanted literally pieces of works of art, but they were just like taking inspiration

from like a painting of like a woman in a white dress. - Yeah, and I just thought like, or is that you? - Yeah, I just, I didn't really like anyone's. - It's funny 'cause people are like,

I think people are trying to be too cool. They're trying to be like, I'm just taking a hint of this, like, Monet photo. - And like, I hate to say, but the Kardashians are just so interesting to look at.

- Sorry, the Kardashians. - They just are. - Killed it. - Did you see Gigi Hadid's interview? - I did not.

- Page, page is my biggest nightmare. - Wait, what? - It was my nightmare. - She's obviously stressed out. She's at the Met.

She stops to do a favor and do someone's interview. And they go, "Gigi, what's your favorite piece of art?" - Oh, no. That's like, whenever someone's like, "What's the last book you read?"

And you're like, "Oh, kill my son." - Good tell, she's like, I'm not going down without a fight. - Yeah. - She starts just kind of rambling most. - She's like, "Every painting I've ever seen in my life."

- She starts going, "I love collecting, collecting art is fun."

(laughs)

“- There's been, like, she's killed them.”

And it's the most painful watch,

but, like, you cannot judge a screw, because what, well, I would have just been, like, Michelangelo. (laughs) You know, she should have said she's just had my child.

- My child won't pay you. - Yeah, that's a really good one. I would have immediately just been, like, the impressionist, I don't know. Like, I don't know what have come to my head.

One time, I was on a date with a guy and he asked me that question, and I got so nervous. - She break up with him for that question. Like, that's a setup, that he wants you to fail. He's rooting against you.

- Okay, I thought about it for years after this date. Like, it really fucked me up, that I felt, like, so dumb. And I came to the conclusion in my own head that he was trying to make me feel dumb.

Like, he didn't actually care to talk about, like, art.

He just wanted me to feel, I actually think he wanted me to feel poor. - Yeah, 'cause that's such a pretentious question. - Yeah, I was like, should the fuck update? - I don't know.

I go to society6.com and I print out something. I don't know how to chest.com, probably not. - She responded to me like,

“and what's your favorite female painter of the 1920s?”

- I don't know, really, it, like, I thought about it for years. I don't know why it annoyed me so much. - Well, I went on a podcast and they sent questions beforehand, which I like to rip.

I don't even like to look at what they're gonna ask. - Yeah. - But I saw book, and I was like, "That got my attention." - I started strangers.

- Do you love it? - I love it. - Are you doing audio or, and I don't judge? - I'm reading. - I'm reading.

- The audio, her voice, like, is great. - Okay, maybe I'll do like a couple of travelers. - Or, you know what you can do? You can listen and read at the same time. - Okay, that sounds nice.

- Yeah, 'cause you can, it flows. It flows. - I think that we should be allowed to kill one man a year. (laughing)

“- Here's what I will say, as a four warning,”

if you're reading the book, if you've even had, (laughing) if you've even had a small discrepancy on where the coffee was that morning with your partner, do you not dive into this book?

Because I found myself looking up from the book. (laughing) Looking around, being like, all murder someone. Because she's waspy and waspy people,

like, don't even talk about their feelings to their children. They're just like, you know, Winston, get out of here. She's pouring her heart and soul about her behavior. - Privilege that these men, these rich men,

it's, oh, it's so blood infuri. Like, your blood starts boiling reading this. It's the audacity of these men. I can't, I can't wait to read it. Actually, I'm gonna read it today when I go to the pool.

- So this podcast was like, do you, what's your favorite book turned into a movie? And I was like, oh my God, you lost me at book. Yeah. So then I'm Googling, like, books come out.

I was like, can't say Harry Potter. (laughing) Can't say the Bible. I felt like, do I have to have read the book? 'Cause I loved Gone Girl.

That was a book. 'Cause everything was a book. So anyway, we're in the pod. And then before that, they go, what was the last new Googled?

And I'm like, let's pull it up. Like, what's the movie that was that's got turned a book that was turned to a movie. And they were like, thank you for your time. (laughing)

- You know what I forget is that we're near time's best selling authors. - Yeah, we're writers, writers and readers which are different things. Anyway, oh my God, so we just found out

that we got recordings from the live show. And by the way, this wasn't like a typical live show. It was like a full interview,

which we've never done with these incredible women.

So let us know if you want us to post it. We're working for the logistics if we're able to. And sorry, this episode was up late. We're really sorry. - Hey, now that we're at the song.

- We see it. - So being a part of the Marguerita right now, while we are finding for our life now, we love you, Grace, you deserve it. And we'll talk to you guys later.

Oh, and everyone, Mark your calendars, June 5th, take out your gel pens, your sharpie, whatever you use, put it in your little journal. - And Hannah looks so good in her. - We're excited, we've got to prove this.

- We're excited, we've got to prove this. - We love you guys, bye. (upbeat music)