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Naked?
Yeah. Without the wig. And throw lashes off because I was taking it pillin' off everything to see if it was really doing it. It was like shaving her legs again.
It was no hair, no leg hair, literally shaving skinny, just in my rawest state to us. That was two or six a year ago.
“I remember that was a big deal for you to say that.”
I know. Because it was ridiculous. And I'm five ten for people that hadn't met me in person. So I can carry it pretty well. But it's still showed up and we're like, "Even my knees and stuff, feel better."
But, you know, my stamina sexually is better. Oh, shit. I missed him. Listen. So now I'm down to 170 and my goal is like, my goal was like 160, which I think is good.
Like, I think maybe eight more pounds and I got it. And that's just like to have a little wiggle room. But I can fit my stuff, most of my stuff. It's an incredible feat. And so it was like, what, like, 30 some pounds?
Yes. Over a year though. It was like a slow roll. Yeah. But that's the way to do it.
30 lost 36 pounds in a year. Yeah. And it takes time to lose so you can keep it off. Yeah. Honey.
Yeah. I feel like a relationship. And I have to say, you know, I have to give Weight Watchers a shout-out. Because I actually do feel like this is maintainable for me now that I understand how to, you know, like, I'm not like, you know,
if you, you know, if I were to look, you know, to Taco Bell every now and then, like, I can do that because I saw that last week. Oh, no. We're so unhinged. Anyway, but I feel like, you know, because on my regular, like, in my regular life,
“like it was a lifestyle change for me, like I honestly try to eat something every three”
hours. And I pretty much make little small plates of like stuff if it, like, it's like a little bread and butter plate. And I pack it and then, you know, I'll eat it and then another, every, another three hours.
I'll try to eat something else or, you know, like order something. And I'll eat it in two settings, like, even if it's a burger, I'll eat half, yeah, of the burger and then I'll eat half of it three hours later, instead of all the one time, it's kind of weird, but it works for me. Oh, I think it works.
I mean, they say that, like, it takes time for your body to feel full. Yeah. So that's what they eat slow. So if you eat slow, yeah. Let your body, whatever, it's working your brain to say, I don't need any more.
And then you don't have to eat it all. Exactly. And my thing is I'm, I'm just a fast eater. I shovel food up and then I'm like, oh, my, I'm so full. Right.
So it's at slow eating. Yeah. It's helpful. Just to be completely transparent, I started with the, um, GLP one. And I'm on, we go, be can I've been doing that consistently, probably for about three
months now. Okay. And I finally went up to the highest dosage to let me have, which is, like, 2.5. All right.
“I think you can go way higher with some of the other ones, but like, that one is good”
for me.
I'd never really get nauseous unless I'd like eat too much.
And then I'll be like, but I would feel like that even if I wasn't on the chart. Yeah. Yeah. And I felt like, you know, because I was like, under dosing for, like, a little bit. And then every time they bumped it up, I'd be like, oh, okay, a little bit.
And then once I got to 2.5, I really started to see a difference. Right. Because I know that you were losing a lot. And then you were, like, plateauing. Yes.
And this was like the bump to get. And she like, keep going. Yes. And before in the shot, like as soon as I started way, watchers, I lost like 15 pounds. Yeah.
A month. It was like, amazing. And then it was like, all right, then it started to, like, kind of slow down. And but anyway, I'm, I'm really happy. I feel really good.
I did a bunch of carpets this week. And I felt, I felt really confident again. And I didn't realize you looked, like, I was like, you're agonized. Because when you go in front of the cameras, like, the line of cameras that get me from that side angle on your, like, make sure I'm sucking hands.
So I would always be like, more to fight to see what's going to show up on Getty.
Because, you know, I could only focus on one photographer's time. And they're just getting from all angles. Right. And I have to say today, I just came from a curve. Which is why I look, you know, pretty gorgeous.
And I was like, can you get me from any angle you want? I love that. Because I feel good. Oh, my god. Okay, so where did you come from?
I just came from the essence Hollywood luncheon. And it was like, black excellence. I best saw. Like, if you're black and famous, you're at that, that luncheon. I saw it.
And then I was there. Yes, and I was there. I saw a drink of each of our style. Yes, she didn't. Oh, my God.
I actually talked to herself. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we didn't have chatting for a while. Okay. Okay.
We got a chance to really catch up and that was great. Thank you. And I ran to a bunch of people last night too. Speaking of bearable hills. Because I guess we're going to talk about them.
Oh, yeah. I ran in a satin, a cow, and teddy. Uh-oh. I forgot to turn off. Is it in a while?
Oh, it was Prince. Okay. Let me just take it really quick. Hey, babe.
You're on humble break, basically.
I'm in a studio. No, no.
It's okay, babe.
But as soon as I get done with this,
I'm headed to the airport and I'll call you back. Okay? Yeah. Love you. Mm-hmm.
All right. I mean, I'm still-- No, I'm not-- So me and Robert, like-- What are you calling me?
So anyway, what was that talking about, Chad? No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. But I also so call it Mary Cosby's funeral. We--
Okay. We have to-- Okay. You just start your marble wall to sign and just ask me the questions. Okay, I'll show you.
I want to know about the essence of words today. Okay.
“Is that looked insane, like every right over there?”
Incredible. Come here, watch it. Yeah. It was at the Fairmont Hotel. What was the name of the hotel?
The Fairmont in Santa Monica? Yeah, okay. Okay. I rented a candy and then I saw right after that that her divorce is final. Wow.
She looked amazing. Yeah. Yeah, I think, you know, not to like, you know, tell her business. But I think, you know, because of the kids and everything, I think they both wanted it to not drag it.
I see. Because they want to be in a good place. Because they are going to have to be in a good place for a long time. That's amazing.
Because you never hear it going that quickly.
Yeah. They have two little ones. But everyone has two little ones. That's true. I don't, you never hear that.
Honestly, like, when I did see the news, I was landing and I was like, wow, I thought she just filed. Yeah. It feels like it, right? Yeah.
So I think, I mean, I applaud them. Well, she looked great. Like, she's been like an amazing. I actually don't know. I don't think I talked about it on the pod as well.
And I got a chance to see her on Broadway for Angeliet. And it was so good. I flew to New York for that. And she just killed it. She's, she's good.
She's going to be fine. I hope you're going to sleep soon. I mean, you just, all you do is run around. I know. Like, I'm tired.
I'm tired. Oh, okay. Anything from Varsal? Garsal. Well, we didn't talk.
“You know, she has a movie that she just did for a lifetime.”
And I just said a move for lifetime. I was like, oh, my God. Congratulations. I never think. She has a big deal with them.
Like, she's like a multi-figure. Who's seeing? She's in the movie. And my friend Boris Kojo, who I've known forever, he played a love interest.
And, you know, we just feel great. Of course, she looks really happy. That's really happy. She has a little grand baby that she just loves. And, you know, a total like, you know, no more poor to ranch.
No, back in. Back in Atlanta. So, it was, it was, it was really cool. So, that catch up with her. I was somebody asked about you.
A couple of people, like, oh, my God. I ran into the show Turner. She's obsessed with you. I'm obsessed with you. She's like, she just kept sin.
I love you so crystal. Like, I don't know. You guys were somewhere. She's a chump. She's a chump.
That's right. I've been seeing her. Yes. She was in a chump. For the last one.
Is she a new chump? She's brand new. No, we're talking like two, three months. Like, brand new, brand new. I think I got demoted.
Although you're not here. Well, Jeff said that, 'cause I was complainer. You're not even gay. But there's like so much stuff. That's fair.
That's fair. That's fair. That's fair. That's fair. Exactly.
But I was on with Rizza. I was like, he was like, yeah, girl. I think you've been downgraded. I'm like, you gotta come back more. But I don't live here.
Like, I'm on OG chump at this point. I'm not, no, I'm not an OG. I'm just like a G chump, I guess. But I think there's like rings. We're like level in my own, because I should have something.
There's like an intercircle. I'm not intercircle. I don't consider myself an intercircle. That's like, Doug. Okay.
That's like, she. Oh, I saw Joey. I saw Joey at the women's council research fund too. It's so much as a girl. Like, this is too much.
It's like true gossip. Yeah. Okay, okay. Anyways, I love Michelle. Yes, she loves you.
Awesome. She's like, we all have to hang out. Yeah, Michelle's off. Like, I've known her forever. Let's have her come.
Never hang out. Oh, I'm so smart. I'm cool. And yeah, she's alive. Yeah.
He lost was there. Okay. So last night, last night helped me. No, today. Okay.
Back to essence. Okay. Then we'll go back to women's council research. I'm so excited to be back in studio. Okay.
Who's my doll? Oh, hi. Okay. I'm a mess. Who else was there?
J.C. Were there with me? Help me. Everybody. Okay.
That guy looks great. Oh. Is everybody that she not? Well, I, she was actually in Paris two days ago. She was.
Yeah, of course. For L.V. Of course. So I'm literally, I'm like, how? Yeah.
She gets off the plane. Yeah. She's like, she must be flying private because she's so smart. Yeah.
No, she, she never really gets a wrong.
Like, I don't think I've ever seen her. She must be private because I did read because I'm snoopy. Yep. She made $46 million last year. Oh, she's fly private probably.
$46 billion. You said, Billion. Billion. Billion. Okay.
I'm going to call my acting coach because I got to, like, fuck, fuck. That's crazy. But also, she just got married. She did. True.
To Tom Holland. Oh, my God. It was like a private underground. They meet. There was a secret room or so was real.
That's real. Okay. I don't have to actually confirm it. Love, Roach said something. Oh, yeah.
Yeah. I heard it from him. But I thought like a mom said something.
“I think she did it because they were calling her out.”
Like, oh, Mrs. Holland.
She was like.
Except on the carpet today. So anyways. Well, Prince calls. You know, he prefers to me as his wife. And where do I'm here?
Are you dropping tea? I'm not dropping tea. Okay. Fine. I'm just saying it's like, I guess.
Just an endearing term. It's like, well, I think I'm too old to be called a girlfriend. It's like, we're being a girlfriend. We had to be talking about my. Oh, we talked about my birthday.
Okay. Oh, I'm planning another trip, which I told you my sixth day. And of course, Jeff tried to shoot it in because then he brought it to Egypt. Sure. Trip that no one registered for.
Well, Egypt is the tough one. I know. We're not going to shoot that. That's what I am sure. Where's your new trip?
Well, I was thinking Bali. And he was like, he was like, but that's like five days. Like nobody's going to like give me five days. And I was like, well, honey, that's at least five days. At least.
Really? It needs to be. So we can really. Because it's like a spiritual retreat full day fine there of full day flying back. Yeah.
And then he was like, well, why don't we just go to like Hawaii? You want Jeff to go?
“You have to go somewhere for the moment invite like.”
I don't know. He doesn't do anything. He only works. Yeah. Well, he was like, head all the same.
And he's probably not even going. He's not going to go. Yeah. Leave him out of there. And then he was like, why don't we just ride a Palm Springs for the weekend?
I'm like, okay. Well, why don't we just go to Disney World? Okay. I'll help you. I'm down.
All right. So anyway, back to essence. Okay. Finally honoring. Carry Washington, who else?
Didn't they honor Carrie last night? Carrie's getting all the honor. Oh, my gosh. Oh, this is award season for her. Okay.
Because she got honor last night. And J.Lo. You know, surprised every last. I saw that. Yes.
A good one. Yeah. Okay. So last night is women's cancer research. Yes.
I've been a chair and a ambassador. Yeah.
And it's an event that it might be one of the first times we met.
We met at the peninsula. Yeah.
“But I think the second time was probably there.”
Yes. Because all those girls who do it are like kind of my social world. Yeah. And it's one of the biggest and one of the only real massive charity events I have survived post COVID. Yeah.
Maybe it's like the one to go to. Yeah. Because they have the best acts. Yes. They do.
And they've really got them. And they really give 100%. Yeah. There is a lot of money. There is a lot of money.
There is a lot of money. But they have a lot of rich people in that room. So what do you want to teach up there? I know. It's amazing by the way.
A lot of Jamie. You know, my mom is a breast cancer survivor. Yes. Is that how you got involved? Yeah.
You know what? I think I got involved through our boy just in the best or maybe like two years before that happened. But then I was like extra clocked in. Yeah. Because I went through that whole journey with my mom because like I had to like she just
needed me to like focus. Yeah. And you know, just even the hospital appointments. Like you get to the hospital. And it's like, where do we even park?
Like which building is it? It's like I'm confused. And I was able to do all that stuff.
And then you just always need another set of ears when the doctor's telling you everything.
Because you forget like right away like what did he say and whatever. And I was you know, able to explain things to like you know and real words because the doctor is like Dr. Talk. No, it's intense. Yeah. And you can't hear that situation.
You can't hear anything either. Exactly. Yeah. You need someone else. She just needed me.
And I was like really there first. So I got really involved. So I love that I love the organization. I love what they do. I mean, it feels like with all the stuff that's going on.
Cancer just doesn't go away really. No. No.
“But I think they're doing a lot of great words.”
Yeah. They are. That was who's who. You have looked unbelievable. Thank you.
Is that the one who were the black dress? Yes. With the little box. Oh, my god. The Bob.
Oh, wait. Do you see what I had today on an essence? It was like a whole another thing. You know what's so crazy? No one recognized me.
People were like every event that I've gone to and I've gone to like three or four. Yeah, people were just like whizzing by me. Like I just so cowbed. But I like completely different and Utah. And she's like every time I see like you were a man on the girls trip.
And I didn't know who you were. I was like, like, she was like, who's that cute guy? They're like talking to everybody. Well, you're like a Bob. But it's really change of taste.
Yeah. For sure. She's like every time she's like, you're like, I'm so confused. Every time I see you.
And I always think like no one's being friendly.
They literally like, who are you end to be honest with the weight loss? Yeah. That factored into because like I've been rolling on the internet. Like people will just like. People have not seen you.
I mean, 36 pounds is a lot of weight. No matter how tall you are, it's like transformative weight. That's true. I can really sit in my face. You skip skinnier.
You have a Bob. You look different for them. Yeah. Let's true. Right.
True. Okay. So I saw Kyle. Kyle goes every year. Yep.
Yeah. I was a boy there. Yep. This is the first shot I couldn't count. Right now.
I go every Sunday or anything.
I wanted you to be my date anyway. It's so fun. I'll tell you why I also love it. This is totally gross. That they're gift bag.
It's good. Is number one. Number one. And I don't like a lot of stuff. I actually have one for you.
I do. You got to get those sneakers. Shut it. And it's a handle in there. Okay.
Our friend, N.J. Started APL. Yes. She gives a pair of shoes. Yep.
Every year. Can I meet her at your house? Probably. Like I met her somewhere.
“She's like I'm a lady from the, does the sneakers.”
And I was like, oh my god. I always order those. They're the best. They're good. Oh my god.
Are you serious? I love you so much. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I got you a portion.
Okay. So Demi Levi. Oh, right. She said it in my table. Rachel goes every year.
Yep. So we've said it for a little bit. Yeah. Because I know Rachel, but I don't really know Rachel.
But she's always so friendly and great.
Yeah. She gave me like, she gave me a gift bag. She gave me a gift bag. But it's like perfume. On candles.
Like from her line. Cause apparently she has one. What seems like she's got a bunch of, she's in home goods. She's in home goods. Yes.
Okay. So she, like, I need to figure out. I need to research her and figure out all her little businesses. Because I like the way she does. She does like a licensed line at home goods.
Yeah. That like our girl Kathy Arlin who is coming. Very very soon. Yes. I saw the surprise.
Yes. Jailo. Jailo. Yeah. People freaking out.
Yeah.
“He was like, because it was just so like normal.”
Like this lady just walked out and started introducing. Kary and just and he's like, Wait, is that Jailo? I'm like, yeah. It's a big deal.
I expect to see people like that like Tom Hanks. I always see those like, like, I know. Jailo is like, doesn't go to all these things. Yeah.
Because Tom Hanks is like their part of the committee. This is like one of their territories. Like Jailo is not. Yeah. Jailo be there if she's being honored.
And it didn't promote that she was going to be there. She just like came out like a normal person. No, that's great. Oh, okay. It was like, so the honored Kary was she didn't.
An Anastasia. Yes.
Who's amazing, by the way.
She's another one that like with my skin care. Like I love her blueprint of how she started. It all started with the brows. And now she's got. She may even have clothes at this point.
Like she is really like open that whole thing up. Amazing. I got to know her because she would do these dinners at our house. And invite like 20 women. Yeah.
But like powerhouse women. Oh, yeah. And everyone would sort of share their. Brand building stories. I love her dinner.
That's like her decision. I don't do that. I don't. I mean, I've it. I've been to two of them.
So I do that. We should do that. We should like. Yeah. Do that like a candy.
Ireland house. And okay. Kathy. We're going to have to come. We're coming to Santa Barbara.
“We're going to fight it as like we should do it.”
But I love that. Yeah. I really really love that. Yeah. She's because the tip that I took from her.
She said to. She said to don't like, you know, to start with like one thing and make it like the one thing people can't live without. And we all had that damn brow kit. Mm-hmm. Did we not.
We had that. So when she gave us like one more thing after that. I forgot maybe a lip gloss or something. She rolled it out slow. She didn't just give us a whole line of stuff.
She could have had lashes. She could have did the most. But she said, you're going to. I'm going to get you guys. And this is this.
And then you guys are going to be wanting the next thing. And now, um, you know, she. I love it. You know, I love it. A billionaire.
Was there any tension at all? Was it just fine? Was it in trauma? You know what? So for I was walking those arms a little bit like, Oh, God.
I'm going to see someone. I honestly. Most really wasn't. It really really wasn't. It was.
You know, they run a tight ship for that one. Like they bring net bail this time to like sit your butt down. Like everything was on schedule. Yeah. It's a very high female energy room.
Yes, for sure. It's a lot of beautiful women. Everyone look great. A gorgeous wealthy woman. Yeah.
That is that. That party is a bit. Oh, yeah. You just know like there everybody's somebody. But I can only imagine how difficult it is to see people.
Because everyone in that room expects to have. You can never see. Yeah. I was going to a good table. I have to say, I don't know how.
I get to have a good table. Was it still the Beverly will sure? Oh, yes. Okay. Yes.
Because you know the will sure has that the lower level. Mm-hmm. People don't want to be on the up. Yeah. Oh.
It's a thing. No, they don't want to. No. And there's going to have to be. Yeah.
And so that's why I was up.
I'm always looking around like, who's mad?
Because I don't care. But I love it. I think it's so funny. Because it's like, it's all this kind of underbelly thing. And it all society, right?
And all kind of different environments. But I'll be some jet lags. I'm just talking to you. Well, I have to say about Joey. Because I ran into him.
Yeah. And was he with Tracy? He has a boyfriend now.
Kind of with Tracy Tudor.
I didn't see Tracy.
She could have been there.
But when I saw him, he didn't see Tracy. He was a boyfriend. He was a boyfriend. He introduced him as his boyfriend. He was the same man.
I forgot. I'm horrible. He was like, how are you? Oh my god. I was like, hey, how you doing?
Whatever. And you know, I know that's in problems. Yeah. You guys have had some issues. And he's like, I want to make it with Crystal.
I need to come back to Humblebrag. You know, we need to squash our stuff. I was like, yeah, for sure. Like, I don't want you guys to have anything. And, you know, it wasn't anything that's unsquashable.
You know, it's just boundaries and respect. And I think it's a conversation. Okay. But I can tell you felt really bad. Like, when he saw me, he probably was like, oh, shit.
Because he knows my ass. No. Yeah. Well, I'm happy. I'm happy to hear that.
But also, it's because you know the details of it. Mm.
“So, if you want to know, show these hours again.”
I got into it a little bit a couple months ago. That sort of became a more public thing on Jeff Lewis. Yeah. And so we filmed it. And I didn't want to film it.
But here we are. So we're just took a little bit of a break. And he attacks at me. And I love jelly. Yeah.
Like, no, we love it. This is not an unsquashable thing. I just said, I need to be. You just need it. Yeah.
And I think that's good. Yeah. That's all. That's all. That's all.
That's all. That's all. That's all. That's all. I think it's good.
He was a lot was happening. For him. Yeah. Totally. I actually, I think people get scared of beats.
Yeah. Like, it's kind of forever. I love a good beat. But actually, it's good for both parties because it lets you sort of really think about things. And like, if you try to get through it too fast, it's like a bandaid.
Yeah. You know, no matter how good the intention is, you don't really get to sit with it. Right. And I've got to sit with it because I've gone through my own mini up in rural roller coaster. I've thought about it.
Yeah. You know, and I've allowed it to sort of like, because I love Joey. But like, it's not like I have to see him every day. Right. So I could take the space in a real way.
Yeah. And so sometimes I'm like, oh, it's fine. And then other days I'm like, I'm actually really upset about it. And I go back and forth. Yeah.
But we will move. No. No, you guys will definitely move forward. But I do love that you identified the fact that, you know, you didn't appreciate the situation. And you needed to take some space for yourself and didn't like beat yourself up like that.
Oh, my God, I don't want us to be like my like now we as needed to like have that moment. Yeah. And just sit in it like you said, because like, you know, sometimes we, you know, we hit, you know, like, I don't like. Yeah. Yeah.
With my friend. Yeah. Even if they're not even that great of a friend. Right. But still like to just, you know, peace and love.
“So when, you know, it's good to just say, you know what, I think we should just take a look.”
Right. Yeah. Maybe. Well, I'm glad that you got to see him. Yeah.
And he's in the great. You look very handsome. Always handsome. Yeah. I was put together.
Oh, yes. Well. And then. Why didn't get the talker, though? She was there.
She was also in Paris. These girls, man. Everyone's in Paris. Well, it was fashion week. Yeah.
So they went to the early. Yeah. But Sophia and Anastasia are best friends. Right. So.
So they're a neighbors. She did say that. Yeah. They're really, really close. They do everything together.
Oh, okay. Yeah. They were all embarrassed. Did you go to shows and stuff over there? Are you just stopping?
Yeah. Do you ever go to the shows? No. I actually got invited to a show.
I always made it last year in this year.
I don't. It's like too much pressure. So I went with the girls. It goes very stressful. It is.
I don't. I'm not that kind of person. I'm not into fashion shows. Like that. Like one day, I will want to really prepare.
But this year, my friends, they all go. Yeah. And then when I get there, I find out all my, like, not all my friends. Like a bunch of people are there. For the shows.
But they work in fashion. Yeah. They're like models. They're like super wealthy. Like it's just a very different kind of group.
Yeah. Like Andrea who helps me style me when I was on housewives. She was there. And so we had dinner. We got to hang out.
But she's like show after show. Mm-hmm.
“And but you have to like wear the outfits.”
So like my friend. You have to wear. Like if you're at the Chanel show, which all you've got to do. Yeah. It's like a jacket is 10 grand.
Yeah. But you have to buy like the new collection. So I'm like, and it's, the show is only 10 minutes. So the everyone's getting hair and makeup. Putting on $50,000 outfit.
Ded it up. Pictures sit down 10 minutes. And then they go into the next show. That is crazy. It's so much.
I mean, I, you know, used to do all the fashion weeks and stuff. Yeah. Because of model. But I'm like it. I was in the show.
You're in the show.
But so I never knew like how expensive it was to like go and press.
Yeah. But you have to deny is who are like getting dressed by them.
Exactly.
Okay. So that's different.
So the celebrities are different.
Yeah. Getting dressed by it.
“And I might be able to get something to wear.”
I just don't, I'm not like leaning in that way. A lot of fashion girl like that. You don't care. But like she's the face of a brand. They're paying her to go.
They're dressing her. It's gifts. They're paying hotels. It's the only way I would want to go. Well, that would be stressed out.
Until then. I don't think I'm going to go through all that. I'm going to get a good seat. And then I got about out there. And I got a lot of stuff.
I like. So it's like, you know, I'm a big skier. Yeah. In the fashion world, I'm like the apricy. I'm like, you guys all do the fashion shows.
Yeah. I'll meet you for the cocktail at the hotel bar. Exactly. In my Zara. Yeah.
And I'm just happy. You know, because you come in. They're like.
And then like my friends, like they not only do they go to the show.
Then they have the private appointment to go purchase from the show. And then my girlfriend also bought Couture Chanel and Couture Dolce. And I'm like, whoa. Like that's a different level that like I don't understand. But I'll meet up with her.
Like we'll have like let's all let's girls. Let's have lunch because my next appointment. You know, do that. I'm like wow. It's a different world.
Okay. So I get it. It's a world. And I love it for everyone that loves it. Yeah.
But I think I've aged out. Like I just don't really care. Is this not this series? It's not a series. Now don't get me wrong.
If some big designer causes says, hey, I really want you to come to show me. Yeah, we're here. I'm going to get you out there. You know, I'm just going to post you up and sit from her. Exactly.
I will go. Of course. But when I tell you the way I'm not going to stress myself out to like go through the regular channels to just be a pair of fair fashion week. I like to go to shows. It's like because when I'm invited.
Everybody else that care about fashion have it.
I don't think I'm care about fashion. I'm much anymore. I just I'm not. I don't really get it. You know, and so like when I got invited, it's like I'm the plus one.
Which is fine. I don't need. You know, it's no me. But it's more just like when we're going to do there. Yeah.
You know, but I do think one day I should go. Yeah. Just to see. Just to cross it up a little bit. Yeah.
But like I tend to book these trips like after everything. You have to get on the list early. Like it's an imitation and it's all thing. It's a lot of energy in a lot of time. And then they do the dinners after and blah blah blah.
We have to eat. I know. But I did do some shopping. Okay. I do tell.
Did shop. Okay. Well, I got to call from you from Paris. Yes. And you were at our favorite store.
Yes. And it's time that you go. Well, I'm thinking about it. Someone told me it's just far from Paris. Okay.
Just letting you know. Okay. I'm. I'm aware. Okay.
So now someone told me I was talking about. The birking. The birking bag stuff because just talked about it for like an hour. Unless. So they said that they don't feel like I'm a Birking bag person.
Well, this is my friend who's been helping style me. He was like, I kind of feel like you're like a Kelly bag person. Oh.
“So am I a Birking bag person or a Kelly bag person to me?”
To me. Well, I can't stand a little bag. So I need a different sizes. So you can get whatever bag you want. Okay.
As long as it's like a decent size, like my product bag right there. Like I need like a suit, but I don't need to bigger than it. Now it can be like the big bag because I'm like, that's my travel bag. And I mean that would be that that size in a Birkin. That's like a travel Birkin.
Okay. At that point. But I can do a size under that one. Yes. So get a few amount of stuff.
Yeah. 35. But I mean, I don't. I don't carry bad that expensive to like tote things around. Oh, yeah.
Yes. But that's wealthy to me. That's a wealth. When you're using it, I was like, yeah. Like luggage.
Right. That's a whole level. I don't have that many. So like me, it's like, I'm going to put my little dress on. I'm going to hold it a little back.
Right. It's like coming out like jewelry. Right. Okay. So I do get a Kelly.
Yes. And I got a pink. A bright pink Kelly. It was a bright pink. You know.
And I already know because you taught me that once you get into colors, that means you have the neutrals probably are. Yeah. Yeah. You got the black one.
I got the black one. You got a tan when I think you got last. You're like a tan cream color. Yeah. Isn't it like that?
Gold. It was the gold. Yes. Yes. So like, someone had set that to me when I was 20 years old.
And I was at the Plaza. And I was dating Rob. And I just had no business being there. I just like, you know, like, we just walked in to have a cocktail. Rob was like fancy.
Yeah. I wasn't fancy.
“And I remember it was like, I think I suppose I was the era of sex in the city.”
Yes. And this girl at the bar had a black broken. Like, oh, that's like the back from the show. Mm. You know, some people started drinking cosvaltons and burkins, you know?
Mm. And I was like, oh, my god, Rob's a do want one. I saw that Rob was so nice. I know. I think he back.
I'm so mean him.
And at that point, he didn't know how much they cost, right? No, I was like, I think he did. Because at the time, it was just a few thousand dollars. Okay. Okay.
I'm like, I can't. I want to make a walk on it like a three thousand dollar bag. It's a joke, you know?
“Because I think LV was like my top at the time.”
Yeah. And you could still get him for like eight hundred dollars. Yeah. You know? Yeah.
So I was like, no, no, no. And then I went up to the girl. And I said, I'm just bad. Because I'm like, I don't know anything. I think she told me it was a couple thousand.
But she was with the guy. And he goes, you know, if you get a burkin. Mm. You should get color. Mm.
I think I would just get the black. Yeah. A girl with the black.
I thought it was like a brand that we start with the black one for the first one.
That's what he said. He goes, a girl with the black. Only has a black. A girl with the yellow has 20 at home. Yeah.
That's what he said to me. And I was like, oh, I just like learning all these lessons in New York as a 20 to your old, you know? So I had this thing of color like even though I want to get something else. Yeah. Yeah.
I want the pink because Zoe implored me to get pink. She was just like, get something pink. Get something pink. No. So I got her like, not her.
I mean, one day. Yeah. I'll be off this planet. Oh, yeah. But I got a little Kelly.
I think you're a burkin girl. Okay. Because you like an open bag. I do.
“I think you should get a larger black with gold hard work.”
Okay. Perkin. That's what I think you should get. Yeah. You will cover the silver hardware.
I like gold. Yeah. Like gold. Yeah. Like gold.
People like silver. It's a lot. Silver's pretty. But. Other gold.
Yes. So it's happening. Yeah.
And we're going to get really.
You know, don't commit me completely. You'll be just fine when we go. Okay. All right. I'm not worried about it.
You're just going to want all. You're going to walk in and be like, oh, my God. Because it's fine. You know, it's good food in there. Because I feel like you have to spend a lot of time in there.
Do they have food? Yeah. Like. They are in little teabiscuits. No.
Because it's a really beautiful carpet. It's so nice. But they have. Yeah. You'll get your champagne.
Like a bar. They bring you champagne, haven't we? Oh, of course. But I want you to walk in and say, where's the bar? Like that would be so funny.
You said it might be in there. Like it's not like a quick in and out. It's. It's enough time to get a cocktail. Okay.
But if they don't eat before. They do champagne. Yeah. Okay. They do champagne.
And it's really soft. Funny. Take talk today. It was just like a girl walking out of our mess. And it's like, why would I go by champagne when you can get it for free at our
mess. But she's like coming out with like a really sensitive box. Oh, those of what? There's like, you know, anyway. So that's what happened this week.
And it's. How long were you in Paris? Like three days? Three days? 72 hours.
Oh. Yeah. That's why I don't feel like that.
I never even really got off time.
What does it look like you get on the plane? And you go to your hotel. Okay. Got on a plane. I land in the afternoon.
And then I stayed at Lanthaus. Yes. So Lianna's an apartment there because her daughter goes to college there. Yes. So it was great.
Yes. It was like very low. Oh, she goes to the American school. Yeah. Yeah.
You know, no, I'll get into that college. Yes. And I would let her go. Mistake. And it was a mistake.
Because now. Lian's living her Paris stream right now. Yeah. It wasn't a mistake. Yeah.
We talked about it. Yes. I stayed there. Okay. And then we went to me.
I just like changed clothes. Barely. I was like, let's just go to dinner because you're kind of delighted. Yeah. He's at that time.
Oh, yes. Nails. I always have sense. I love something. I love us.
I thought I could try to like years ago. I love it. But I also love the garlic. No, you have to have the garlic. The sauce.
I love the sauce. You slop it up with that like bread. Oh. What's the texture like again? I forgot.
It's kind of chewy. It's like Calamari chewy. Yeah. The Calamari chewy. It tastes just like Calamari Calamari in all that garlic and parsley sauce.
And butter. Delicious. It's so good. It's actually great. And it's just pure protein.
Do you eat snails here or just only in Paris? Here. I go to French restaurant. I always get snails. Oh, my God.
I love them. Your palate is so elevated. I don't know. People think it's like we had dinner with friends last night. And they're very French.
And they won't touch that scar go. They're like, I cannot believe we get snail. I just don't like snail. I get it. I don't know.
I just, my mom had me have it when I was like 12 or 13 years old when I went to France. And ever since I liked it. Yeah. So like, I just, I don't eat it often. But if I go to a French restaurant, I'll have it.
Yeah. When I was in Salt Lake, we went to a restaurant. Shray and I. Girl. They were Salt Lake.
I know. There was Lion on the. On the menu. That can't be real. It's it.
“Oh, and that's how he's built lion, right?”
So I was like, lion line. I don't know what that was about. That's not legal. Well, okay. Maybe there's another type of lion.
It said.
I'll look at Alex.
“Can people look that I was like, well, how about that?”
Yeah. For reals. Yeah. For reals. What?
Why are you talking about Birken?
Let's talk about your life. Yeah. Is it real? It's generally legal to eat farm raised African line meat in the United States. Told you.
Including Salt Lake City as they are not currently classified as a federally protected endangered species. That's like Symba. I knew I wasn't crazy. I was like, I mean, I didn't order it.
So don't come from me. Lion people. What restaurant? It was a really cute restaurant that Lisa Barlow set up for us. Okay.
But it wasn't hers. No. But we did go to her place after which doesn't sell endangered animals. That you're supposed to eat. Her place is called premier.
Okay. And super cute.
“And we went there after it was like, like a block away.”
Okay. I like Lisa. Oh my god. She's a really cute. I love her.
Yeah. She's really nice. She's really really a good time. And so let's go to Salt Lake. We know why you went.
Yeah. You were there for the funeral. Which I won't say a whole lot about. Yeah. Privacy.
But what I will say is that it wasn't filmed. There was no cameras anywhere. And people gave their phones. And like it just was like a real private moment. Yeah.
And it was I was really glad that I went. I was really really glad that I went. Yeah. I'll just say that. I know you've been incredibly busy with Halloween.
You're like, I'm going to airport. Yeah. I'm not messing with. You know, it was one of those things where, you know, I was, you know, Everybody of course was calling this in flowers as was I.
And I think in a situation like that, you know, one of the things I really needed with me, I would just like just to really was that really hit me hard. You know, this is her one and only. And you know, I just have no well. Yeah.
And, you know, you have Max and Zoe, which it never is hard to lose a child.
But I feel like, you know, you got to spread that love around when you got more than one. But when you just have one, it all goes into that one little human. Yeah. I just like, you know, when she said, I would love you to come.
I just immediately was like, I didn't even think twice about it. Yeah. It was like, okay, I'm, I'm there. And I was really, really happy that I did. Yeah.
She, she really was just so happy to have us there. And, you know, her cast was so like supportive like those girls that were there for her. Got. And again. Like this, it was real.
It was real. It was real. Like I saw the love. Like I love. Like, you know, we do these shows.
And it's like, all this drama.
“And you have to like be prepared to like go up and down with these people.”
Sideways, fall up, be cool. Like, you know, it's just a different mindset when you have a relationship with women that you mostly met because of a show. But I love like how it actually crosses over into like a real sisterhood too. You know what I mean? Like, I think the housewives, you know, we support each other on a different level when something happens to one of us.
And I love that about housewives. You know what I'm saying? Because I mean, I'm like, I wonder if you know, this was, you know, if something like this happened in my life, you know, just to have that support with me. You know, I have like my friend friends and my family. But it would mean a lot to me to, you know, because this is kind of my other world.
It takes a more time than it does, you know, I take a more time with that than I do with my real family. Right. So sister, you know, have your real life is a big deal. Yeah. It says a lot.
Yeah. It says a lot. It means a lot because again, we put a lot of energy and time into each other. You know, whether, you know, we're falling out of not falling out or not. It just, it was, it was beautiful.
It was beautiful just to just be there. Mom, you know. So I'll leave it right there. Okay. Oh, I'm going to say that everybody already knows Kyle was also there.
And sure. And sure. And then the brisk was just cast got it. And then her, you know, church community. Yeah.
And why can tell you one thing now? Does this I will talk about their church? I need that church in Atlanta. Mary's church. Her no husband.
When I tell you, we went to church. That girl was like, we sang and dancing and clapping me day. Like, nobody, I don't think we ever sat down. It was like so spirited. So amazing.
Wow. Um, yeah. I want to find a church like that. Yeah. It was just wonderful.
And in the, I'm fair, church family. Like they just love them. And everyone was just so nice and inviting. And we ate. And just it was, it was, it was incredible.
I'm very drawn to that.
I've always been really fascinated.
Yeah. Yeah. I didn't grow up with religion. So when I've seen sort of, you know, black church is like that. Where they sing.
I just love that.
Yeah. Yeah.
And I would never even know where to start.
So you didn't grow up like going to a church at all when you were younger. No. Oh, wow. Because my dad came from communist China. He fled where they removed religion.
Mm. And my mom's parents. My grandpa was Christian and my grandma was Buddhist. Mm. So because of that, my mom didn't really grow up religious.
God. So then, to my parents, I just didn't. And then they came to America. So they were really trying to assimilate to like American culture. Yeah.
So like religion is really, you know, felt, you know, went to the waste. I think it just wasn't part of my experience. Yeah. So I went to a Catholic high school. Mm.
So I got to like learn about it more academically. Yeah. And I enjoy learning about it. So I feel like I'm, I have some understanding of it. Yeah.
“But that's why it was kind of a no brainer that Max was able to have his bar mitzvan.”
Because this is really like robes thing. And like I was competing with my. Right. So it didn't. It wasn't a big deal for me.
It was like you found your religion or something. I didn't have. And that's great. And I could be supportive of it. Yeah.
But, you know, with the gospel, the choirs and something like, I, I love that so much. Oh, it's like that's how my church was like growing up. I don't have a church home in Atlanta right now. Just because I just haven't found a place like that's, you know,
convenient and kind of close to me. I don't really like they have a bunch of like mega churches there. Yeah. Kind of not your thing. My thing.
So this is not considered a mega church. No, no, no. No, it was not a mega church. I got it. Like a church church church like a normal church.
Right. And, you know, kind of like what I'm used to. Sure. What a special experience. Yeah.
It was incredible. So after then you hung out with Lisa and charray. Yes, yes. We'll know after, um, you know, we went. We ate at the church and then, um, Lisa gave us charray.
Wanted to go to go to Park City. Okay. But where were we? Did we fly in a park city? He flew in a solid.
Okay. Salted. And then he driving. We went to Park City. Yeah.
So she wanted to go there for dinner. You know, I, at first, why didn't, okay. Here's the crazy thing. I don't know if charray was going. Like none of us talked about it.
Like, well, did you know they were friends? Like, did you? Well, I knew like we all hung out. We all hung out. And we all hung out.
Sure. At the girls trip. But I didn't know how close. God. But I knew.
You know, you know, I just like we're all friends.
But then it's like, we never know like, who really is like,
Friend, friend, friend. Yeah. You know, it's like different. But it was so crazy because charrays on my flight from Atlanta. And we never saw each other.
Oh, you never saw the whole time? I never saw her. I never saw a baggage claim. We both were in first class.
“I think she got on before me because I went on right after.”
We did not see each other. We did not. It was the craziest thing. Like, I was so tired to be honest because I had like packed. Because I had to figure out like something.
Like, I had to figure out. LA award stuff. Honey. I must have been real tired. Listen, I literally got in my seat and I had a window seat.
And she just went to sleep. She was like, okay, I was like five. She was like in, I was like in four. She was, I guess in five. Because she was like behind me because I was a baby on the flight.
There was a baby on the flight. And it was like a service dog on the flight. So I got to tell you that story. I guess that's more obvious. Because she was like, you want to fight with the baby?
I was like, yeah.
Because at first when I saw the baby because, you know, I loved these babies.
But I was like, oh, oh. This one looks young. She's like, oh, she's like, she's got to call some problems on the flight. This one's got to definitely. And where was the baby sitting?
The baby was like, I was in this row. And the baby was on the other side. Oh, no. With her mom. Oh, okay.
But to my surprise, the baby actually, like she like, you know, cut up a little bit, like right before we left and when we were landing. But she was pretty cool. She was pretty cool. Okay.
However. She was pretty cool. However. The service dog, not so much. Not so cool.
So service dog was in front of me. That's where the dogs are supposed to be the coolest. I love them. And I was like, I know there's just a bit of the most chill.
He was chill. He was very chill. Okay. Where was he? He went in two chill because he had worse gas.
The whole time. So he was sitting in front of me. Oh, no. Oh, he had like horrible gas. And you know, I know I've had dogs.
So I know the difference between a human fart and a dog fart. It was him. And I'm assuming it was a he. It looked like a he. Sorry.
“And what happens when you're sitting behind the fart travels to the back?”
Oh, shit. Right. Because you had I've been in front. I might have like not smelled as so much. People were me out the whole four hours.
He did not stop farting the whole time. And the owner was holding him. And I know he was just being worn up. But it's his dog. So I feel like he's just.
He's just fart. It didn't smell as much because it's his seat. Yeah. Oh, no. When I tell you.
And then I was so like I cannot wait to get off this flight. And I was like, you know, I love the dog.
He I did not love his gas.
So I couldn't wait to see. You don't love this dog.
“I couldn't wait to give him the eye when we landed, right?”
So we get off. What kind of dog? Like, I forgot what he was. But he was like, he's like, maybe this big. This big.
But like, I forgot a classic like it like a like a normal dog. He didn't look like a puddle or pomeranian. That's like a classic. He didn't look like a something dog. I don't know.
Most of them with the smushy face. Pug a pug or anything like he just looked like a little almost like a small little different person. Maybe like a little German shippers. Yeah, okay.
And so he gets off. And I'm like waiting to be like now you know he farted the whole freaking time. You must go. Mr. Service dog.
Yeah. Yeah. So I get ready to give him the, you know you farted the whole time look. Girl, why did you have three legs? So I couldn't even think it.
I mean, it's not funny. And it's so we're so not laughing about that, you guys. But I couldn't even be mad at him. I was like. Oh, didn't I?
Didn't I can be mad at him? I was like, okay. He was the service dog. He was the, like, one of his legs was missing. Yeah, you're a horrible person.
I'm sorry. I didn't know the dog had three legs. You're all sight eyeing him. The whole thing. He is struggling.
Listen, I listen. I forget him immediately. Once I saw that. But I was not pleased with him.
“The entire flight because he worked me out.”
See you. And I have a trick. You're waiting for him outside. And then he says. I was waiting for his butt to like, you know come into the owl.
So I could be like. And then farty pants. Okay. Some service dog you are. He served me fart to the whole time.
That's what you served. Um. But yeah. But I had a treat though. So this is what, okay.
So if anyone's on a flight with a dog. Service or not. Well, I guess only the service ones can be on the plane. No, regular dogs can be on the dogs. Okay.
So if a dog is on your plane, that has a yes problem. One of the things that was helpful was I had a scarf. And I guess like I had perfume on it. So I kept putting it here. I just basically made myself a mask with a scarf.
And it really smells really mask.
So now what I'm going to do is I'm always going to carry like, I'm going to spray
perfume on my scarf. And in case I get a little fart dog or even a human. Because I've had humans. Yeah. I said that you're more likely to do it as farty human.
Yeah. That's usually what I do with because I have to say in the dogs defenses. Like I really don't. I don't usually deal with the dogs. Usually don't fart that much around me.
It on the plane around you. But on the plane. It's usually in a person next to me. Of course. Because at first I was like excited at him.
I was like, is it you? And I was like, no, it smells like a dog fart. And then I remember. I was like, wait a dog. I don't know.
It's a good one. So anyway, so all was well. We made our piece when we landed. Okay. That was that.
Yeah. And do you talk about this with Shrey? Did she notice? She was on the other side. So she never smelled it.
Never. It only I was getting like I was right behind. It moves just me. Was this like you and the dogs. Oh, yeah.
You in the three like the dog. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. It traveled backwards.
Okay. Yes. So she wanted to go to Park City for dinner. Yes. So we just wanted to see Park City.
Yeah. I just wanted to get out. Like I literally thought I was I was like in my room.
Basically watching life after lock up.
And that's a whole new thing. Obsessed completely obsessed. And I had already. It was like a docky series about you. You know, that's probably going to follow you.
Of your ridiculous life. Like it's just and do not act like you don't watch life up to lock up. Thank you. We talked about this. It's like Chelsea.
Yeah. I think it's Chelsea. It sounds very Chelsea. Yeah. And so it's a people who like how to survive after they get up.
Yeah. Well, they're like, they pretty much like meet people. Like like they meet during lock up. And then people get out. Oh, not life after.
Yeah. Love. Oh, what is it called? Okay. You know I was going to mess it up.
It's a little different show. Okay. Love after lock up. Oh, that's so show you'd watch. Yeah.
And then I got to talk about love island because I met Alondria. Okay. All right. See, I got a lot. I know.
Honey, I'm just sitting here listening. Yes. Okay. So you go Park City. Yep.
We go there. And it's you. It's just being right. Sure. Like everybody went their way after the funeral.
“I think Kyle went back to Aspen or whatever.”
You know, we just were there. And then everybody went their way. And so where'd you go in Park City? We just went to that restaurant that's served the animal. The animal that we that they didn't need to be serving.
It's said life as part of the menu. It said it. Yes. How do they serve it? Well, what some vegetables and stuff.
Like did it say like house. It did. But I just was like so shocked that it was on there. Like I just.
I have never in my life before.
Yeah. It said it on New I'm telling you. I mean, I've had in Aspen.
I've had elk.
Okay. You know, bison me. Yep. Yep. Yeah.
“I think I've had probably something gamey.”
Have you had alligator? Yeah. I've had alligator. Yeah. In Jamaica.
Yeah. Like Caribbean. Yeah. I've had in Texas.
You guys can tell a greater that.
I had in Houston. But not lie. But I was like a dog. It's like that feels really weird. No, it's crazy.
Okay. Yeah. That's like eating like a monkey or something. Yeah. Yeah.
The other e-munk is too. I know. I've been watching it on like. I don't know. I like watched one crazy video with someone eating the monkey and they keep.
Now it's in my. My. My average. Now it's your feet. Oh, shit.
Like I keep seeing like in my search. It keeps you on like. It's got a monkey stuff. And I love monkeys. I wanted a monkey when it was younger.
Curious George. Curious George. Curious George was my favorite. I love him. I'm a friend of the FBI.
Like you're. I'm so random today. It's crazy. No, I'm all over the place. Yeah.
Okay. So dinner was fine. And then you went to. Then we went. We walked over to.
We went over to premiere to Lisa's bar.
Okay.
“And she had a set up a nice little area and brought us more food.”
Yeah. We could need because we just came from restaurant, but it was really nice. And we had a cocktail. And it was like. Was it cold and smelly?
Like what was that? It was all chilly. But it wasn't snowy. No. No.
And we hung out there. Like we could only do like an hour. We were so tired. We had to like get on. Jump on the flight to come here.
Okay. The next day. And then Shory went home. And then Shory went back to Atlanta. Okay.
God. It's also I see already. Yeah. It was cool. We got a chance to catch up.
Yeah. We got a chance to catch up. And it was, you know, you know, gossip stuff like that. Of course. You know.
But I love that it's like you didn't. You didn't plan it. We had no. I had no idea. And then you kind of like find a person.
Because you'd be like in your room alone watching your. Yeah. So anyway, back to my room parcel. This is a funny part because she posted it. I was in my room.
I had like take my way off. And like all the things all because I like stripped down. You know, and just be comfortable. Yeah. That was viral.
It would viral. Yes. I saw it. Oh, Lord. Okay.
So what? My body part is what part of the night is this? This is day. This is like I've been in hotel maybe two hours. I'm settling in before you went to the surface.
Yeah. Okay. The surface was the next day. Oh, next. Because we came in the day before really when you got there.
And I had no idea she's on my flight and you had your baggage class. So it makes like that like all the skis and stuff to have lined up like going around like a little carousel. It was like crazy. So anyway, so I'm finding my business.
“And then Mary like texted me and was like, what room are you in?”
Because you know, I told her I landed, whatever. And she wanted to know what room I was in. So I was just I figured I don't know. I was like, I don't know. She wants to know what room.
And maybe she's going to come to surprise me. I don't know. Maybe she's going to send up a cheese board or something like I don't know. So it was like, all right. So I told her my room number.
It was like 30. 20 minutes. I shot Cudry. Oh, maybe just. And I know what I'm saying right now.
Because I've said it wrong for a year. I know it's a shark hudry. I kept calling it a shark hudry. It's seen tomato tomorrow, right? Oh, yeah, what up.
Okay. But people correct me on all the stuff. So I'm doing better. You're great. So all of a sudden, like after like 30 minutes after Mary sent me the tax.
Like my, my door knocks. And I'm like, oh, it's maybe like she sent something up. Yeah, I don't know. And I look at the people. And I don't see anyone.
I was like, that's weird. So I go back to bedroom and it's knocks again. And I'm looking like, so you don't open the door. I didn't see anybody out there. It's just some crazy person knocking.
And I love you. I was like, oh, like, now you're going to be on your own like scary documentary. Yeah. I would open the door. Listen, when I was in tough.
When I got taken to a hotel, when I check in, it's like, I'm like, Okay, you know what? I long down from you today. Like, what's that? I've learned.
I just learned. Like, I should not open the door. No, if you don't. I live in a whole neighborhood. I live in a whole neighborhood.
I still open it. Like, an idiot. Yeah. And I was like, a heart aggressive knock. I was like, what the hell is happening?
So I was like, I'm not opening up this door because I don't see anyone. Okay.
So finally, after a third time of like beating on the door, I was like, now I just want to open
it up and fight the person who's out there. And literally, it's to Ray with a camera going, surprise me. It's just like, oh, no way. I had like something set. Something told me, just put on like your little furry hat.
It's just so to be presented. I see a guy. And she's like, I got you. I got you. She's like, apparently a big prankster.
I didn't really know that about sure. She's like, oh, no. Yeah. So after that, we were like tied it there. She's like, well, let's go get some food.
Whatever. So I had like, bottle like all kind of mail and stuff. I was going to go through and, you know, watch like, you know, life after. I mean, love after lock up and do myself. I did none of that.
I hung out with Shirei the whole time, basically. I love about work. I always do. I always do. I always do.
You do. I do it on planes and stuff too. I go in the sky lounge and I set myself up. I go into a just social media hole. I just scrolls.
Yeah. I cannot do anywhere.
I'm playing.
Yeah. Sometimes I get pulled into it.
“But I always try to like try to take like, let me read through my.”
I like Shirei. She is helping Shirei's policy, you know, and see what he. Yeah.
Because I never have to read that stuff.
And I actually read it. And I actually have dental vision. Um, we were like, like, I have all this, I have the full package. And I was like, I thought I asked for it. But I, you know, it's like, you know, you got to open that mail.
I'll be like, okay. Yeah, I have it. So I'm going to get, you know, these eyes because you know, I'm blind as a bat. So what do you say, blind as a bat? A bat's blind?
Yeah. They are blind. Okay. Well, that makes sense there. Because some of those things don't make sense.
Because we talked about this. No. No. Because we talked about this. We can think of stuff that we say that doesn't.
Makes sense. That doesn't make sense. Yes. Blind as a bat. The bat is actually blind.
So you would blind as a bat. They're blind as a bat. Is that what they say? Why don't they do it? Don't they?
Oh, that's right. Sound. Big ears. And they like, like, trippy, like. Yeah.
Like how whales do it too. Yeah. Very weird.
I've been talking about bats a lot last two days.
Really? Yeah. What, why have you been talking about? I don't know. I don't know.
It keeps coming up. I don't know. I was going somewhere. Like, oh, you should. Maybe it's Malaysia.
They're like, you should. There's like a whole bat sanctuary. Oh, in Malaysia. I'm not going to that. But maybe they're blind there too.
I'm not. That's not for me. Yeah. No. Blind as a bat.
Blind as a bat. And they can see. Do you have any other funny stories? You're just full. You're just full of stuff today.
I'm obsessed. Yeah. A lot has been happening. I don't know. I wanted to tell you all this stuff.
But now you're in my house. I know. I'm very excited. This is why it's good when we're together. Because when we're not together, like, I can't think of all the stuff.
No, this is one hinge. I feel like I have to be more professional. This is like an unhinged Cynthia. But I miss so much. I feel like I actually have to be more professional when I'm doing it like virtually.
Like when I'm here, I feel like a professional. Well, like here, I feel like I can just do whatever because we're just here. And it just doesn't feel like a job here. When we're at home, I'm like sitting in front of my head. I got that.
You know. Like, okay. Okay. Can we talk about what we're doing in two days? What are we doing in two days?
Oh, shit. We're doing, uh... [laughs] Stop us up, Wes. Yes.
Okay. Can I tell you? I'm actually kind of nervous. I was like, uh, questions. I was like, I had to be ready.
This is like a serious panel. I think when you brought up how you'd be like professional. Yeah. Okay. Cynthia needs to turn it on to be professional.
Yeah. That's not by self-west. Yeah. Yeah. She didn't curse or any of that stuff.
I think, you know, let's avoid cursing. Yeah. We're not big hurt. We don't curse a lot. We're going there and we're speaking on a panel.
Yes. And one we got asked to do it. I was like, yeah, let's do it. Like, and I think you're like, what is it? I'm like, I don't know.
And ever since we said yes, I feel like it's a big deal. It's everyone I know is going. Yes. Like, my friend, Matt, that used to be a one of brothers. He's going to be there.
He's like, what are you doing? It's hang out. What are you saying, Matt? Yes. Yeah.
Okay. He's great. Like, I met him. His mom, shout out to Matt's mom. She listens to every episode of humble break.
That's why I met Matt. Like his mom was like, I love humble break.
“And you need to like do some stuff with Cynthia Bailey.”
Because she's awesome. Oh my god. Thanks, Mom. I love you. Yeah.
That's how we met. Love him. So he called me. I was like, my mom wanted me to like work with you. And now we're just together.
I love that. It's crazy. Okay. So everyone's going. Yes.
Everyone's going. There's already else that's going that I just saw at one of these events. And they're going. You know, Andy's going. Andy's panel is the same time as ours.
Which is. Yeah. So ridiculous. I mean. But we're going to be able to say.
But y'all be needing to look at the schedule. Yeah. Like you cannot have the two Bravo people. Well, I actually would have liked to gone to his panel. Well, he has two panels.
Okay. He has back to back. Okay.
So he's only overlapping his second one.
Okay. So we can go first on. And then we'll go to our and I think he stays in the we do ours. Yes. So I think he's is about.
I think just he does it with NBCU. Yeah. Like kind of a whole production of reality ours is focused on the podcast. Mm-hmm. And we're doing with La Cray.
Yes. We are. Yes. I'm excited to meet him. By the way.
Me too. He has a really he's like a spiritual podcast. Right. Which I love. He's he has some pretty big following.
Yeah. Yeah. So we're going to like hang out. Them. Okay.
The podcast. Yes. Hang out with lots of people. Mm-hmm. The watcher.
Crap and guys are going to. You know, they're going to be there too. Yeah. They're coming in our show. So we'll talk about.
Yeah. We'll talk about it. Yeah. We'll talk about it. Yeah.
Yeah. My friend Ashley Park. Okay. Okay. Okay.
You can actually briefly at my house for the holidays. Oh. She's an Emily Paris. Oh, yeah. So she has a movie premiere.
Okay.
“So I think we're going to have dinner with her the first night.”
Okay. You're just coming along. You just. No. I'm just.
You're just coming along the ride. Listen. And then my friend Leslie and my best friend Leslie.
Yeah.
Oh, she's going. Her husband's movie premiere is coming out. Oh, my goodness. She's so pretty. Oh, wow.
We're going to be busy. All right.
But I was very excited for our first day.
Did you. Did you read where we're having dinner? Oh, where? We're having an initial and start barbecue restaurant. Stop.
I saw barbecue, but I didn't. I missed the Michelin star part. Girls. Yeah. It's a Michelin day.
One Michelin star. Oh, my God. And they only do lunch. But they're closing it to a private dinner for us. Stop.
Yeah. Okay. No. No. So like when this comes out, we'll be there.
Okay. Okay. Wow. We're going to. Yeah.
All right. And then Sunday. Are we doing something Saturday night and Sunday? We're booked. Okay.
No. For the panel, just Sunday. Okay. But we're booked like socially. Yeah.
Yeah. And then some restaurant reached out to me. I was like, saw on the website. I guess that we were going to be there. And then they offered to give us like a free dinner.
Oh, well, I got to go back and find an email. We're like that capacity now. We're like, oh, no, I like a free dinner. And then I'm not mad at a free dinner. You know, my girl Amy saw it.
“She was like, where are you and Chris looking to be?”
She coming? She wanted to come. I was like, Amy, you like, we won't. We're going to be working the whole time. Yeah.
And remember we can only get like one guest in, like it's not like a easy thing. And I don't want her to come if she can't let it go. I mean, like a mess. I know. Yeah.
No. That'd be tough. Wait a minute. What I screen shot at W. Who's that?
That's you. Oh, my God. Let me see. I haven't seen it. What's this you today?
Like three hours ago. Yes. Yes. You don't know. This is you immediately.
I do look skinny in that picture. Yes. This is you. A couple hours ago. You're funny.
Thank you. Watch. Oh, look at her. Completely different from the other one. I knew.
Who is that? You can't even tell. Wow. I know. Okay, relax.
Send that to me. I know. It's your picture. Where did you find that? I just look you up.
Okay. This is you. When you're at the dentist. Oh, oh, how did I forget that? I need to search.
I screenshot things I want to ask you about. I have a photo of my tooth. I had a tooth extract it on Monday. So I comment. It's all.
It was all the way in the back. But it was. You need to put this picture up of her. Okay. Because it makes me laugh.
We're not making fun of the. We did the tire banks thing that I literally saw this picture. Like, oh, my, you know, the memes. And it's like, oh, my mom lost all her teeth from, like, gang, you know, whatever. Some, like, the infection.
And I entire made me model. And the dentist's chair.
And it's like, we can never own meme from this.
Oh, my god. That is hilarious. You are crazy. You are crazy. I lost all my teeth.
I lost all the disease. Um, I know. We're so crazy. Okay. My tooth.
Like, flare it up. Like, it's been happening. It's been like, given me warnings for like the past, like, three weeks. But it'll go away. And they're like, okay.
Right.
“And then they kicked in, like, and it's like, oh, like, I think it's really going to be an issue.”
So I have a dentist out here as well. And Atlanta, because I'm always out here as well. And like, you know, I don't think that anything works. Then like, a tooth issue. So you have good insurance.
Yeah. And I have a nearest. And I've heard that one's going to like, I'm going to eat something. It's going to fall off. And like, like, I just need the grill to be together.
Okay. So thank God. I was like, let me just said but didn't submit. Like, the first thing on Monday morning. Like, before I get into these carpets and all that stuff.
And just make sure I'm good. When I tell you, like, by the time I land it and got to the God free. Which was so excited to have me back. I have not been to the God free. I know.
I was wondering if they still have my microwave in storage. And they still kept it all the same. Do they break your room? No. Well, if I request it, they'll bring it.
Like, throughout the whole thing. They still had it. I love it. Yeah. You're like, you're like ambassador.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Everyone says the coffee out of you.
No. It's good. It was good to see everyone. So now much of this really hurt. Okay.
Oh, boy. So now I'm like, you know, taking the Tylenol that I've been doing all the things. And I get there that morning. I'm like the first one there. My appointment was that nine.
I was here at like eight thirty. Like, I was like, open up this door. So you can get busy. So my dentist, Dr. Thompson comes in. And he's like, so it's up.
I was like, I got a problem right here. It's a tooth. And like, okay. So the left side of my face is my LA dentist side. And the right side of my my teeth is my Atlanta side.
Okay. Because I don't, they don't like to work over each other's work.
“So it just works out that it was my LA side, right?”
Okay. And I was like, I have a tooth thing. And it's in it's your side.
Because he's always like, you know,
come on. Oh, yeah. What did he do? Like, yeah. I wouldn't have done that.
Why do you know? They always are like competitive. It's just as your side. Exactly. So this is your side.
So he goes. They do the x-ray. And they see like, it's like literally it's cracked.
The nerve, like you see the teeth, the nerve is like right at the top.
Yeah. So now everything, like, I'm just eating on one side. I'm a mess. And he's like, so yeah, you know, we can discuss. We can know, and implant options.
I was like, take this fucking tooth out of my mouth. Like, I was going to, I was actually thinking about extracted in myself. It had, had I not had that appointment.
“I think I would have just, because you know, I just wanted to paint.”
I just wanted to go on. Get it out. And I kept like smile and to see if I could see it missing. Yeah. And I realized that you couldn't see anything.
And I was like, why did I not, why do I have this tooth back there? But then I remember he told me to do. I should keep it because the tooth up top would grow longer. Because it wouldn't, if it was a space there, then the tooth up top grows longer. And I guess it's like, yeah, because it's like, it has, it's like, oh, there's a hole there.
So I'm going to grow longer. I guess it's Darwin, but you need to.
Well, first of all, I don't care if it's longer back there.
No one's going to see it, right? You want to have a twice as long tooth in the back? Well, it has a hole now. So it, like, it won't bother me, right? If it's long. What is wrong with you?
Well, you can't have a double long tooth. But you won't even see it. That's the hole. Yes, it'll be all going back. Yes, when you open your mouth and talk people will notice you have a weird fucking tooth.
Like a fang like this. Yes. Okay. You cannot do that. All right.
Dad was like, you know why dad's not a little surgeon. If he was alive, he'd be like, what is wrong with your friend? Wrong with his woman. How are your friends over there? What are you talking about?
You cannot. Okay. I don't know if biology would really have your tooth grow that long. Okay. I was going to say that.
It's also not okay to accept that as a, as an option. Okay. Like, all right.
“You know this because your dad, this was his business, right?”
I don't even know. On the 59 years old. You don't need to be like my tooth is not going to grow.
Like anything that's going to grow on my body has grown.
Like new stuff is not going to just start growing. Like I have like expired. I don't think, I don't think. My teeth are going to continue to grow. I think your teeth are what they are.
Like your teeth grow and you're like 20s and 30s. So this is where I'm concerned about your dentist. I'm not. Why would you say that? Why would you say that?
I challenged him on it. I said well, you know. Why would he say that? And I said like what? Like, okay.
I got God willing to 25 more years left. Okay. How like these are old teeth. Okay. Like it's not going to just grow that much.
What is that? Yeah. That's true. It was like, well, you know, if you were younger, you probably grow faster.
I'm like, well, not. So like pull up, extract the tooth and and then what? Throw it in trash can. But don't you want to implant? Don't you want it?
Well, what I let him do a bone grant in there. Okay.
And the event that for whatever reason.
Because then whole down. Well, I think I can. I took my wisdom teeth out back there. Yeah. But that's different.
Why? This is a regular tooth, right? It's like a molar. Yeah. You need your teeth.
I mean, I didn't even. Is anyone going to chime in? Does she need her teeth? Do you? Do you don't think so?
You think she's fine with an extra molar? Wait. You said does she need her tooth? You don't need it. But like, people walk around about teeth.
Oh, my god. Home was caught to the place. Here we are. I mean. Which tooth is it?
But by the way. Okay. It's true. It's true. It's true.
That thought was toothless. Not homeless. Oh, shit. No. Oh.
Homeless. They're homeless. And toothless. Not toothless. Not toothless.
I'm not going down this right. Oh, this is also-- I was confused when I saw it on the show. We don't want you to be. To toothless.
Okay. There's charities for this. I think you need to keep your teeth. Okay. Well, I let him put a bone grant.
Okay. In the event that later, I want to go get an employee. Okay. But for the time that I was there, my main focus was to have it out. Remove.
I get that. And he removed it in two portions. He saw it open and he cracked it. Oh, what was already like a crack in it. And he took it out into things.
Got to. Yes, that's crack. And I took a picture of it, which I, you know. See you have it.
“I decided not to share, but why did it crack and how?”
Do you remember when it cracked and how? Like, did you eat something? I didn't know that it cracked. Oh, got it. Yeah.
Okay. I was wondering if you have like, you know, a moment when you eat something. No, you're like, well, you know what? I want to think back. I probably did eat something.
Yeah. But I didn't realize that, you know. Yeah. Because it probably like, you know, got infected and stuff. Anyway, I think we can move on.
Okay. [laughs] But now you're not in anymore pain. No, I feel great. Oh, thank God.
Yeah, I feel good. Two pain? The worst. I'd rather have triplets. I didn't have it too long.
But you did look like a model in this picture. I didn't think so. I thought, I don't look like I'm in pain. No. People thought you were like modeling in the picture.
Yeah. Because I thought I was like, and my mom does that. Yeah. I just, I was totally the tyrant.
They just shapped up. Fucking funny. Okay. Okay. What else?
Let's talk about some more your stuff.
Like my stuff is, I'm crazy.
I went to Paris. No, today's, because you're here. Yeah. Mine's boring. Okay.
You love love is blind. Okay. I haven't been watching love is blind. But I'm going to start about. You love, sorry.
I love my line. Yeah. And that's who you met. I met a landrea. We already know.
You never excited about. I'm going to be a lander. I'm going to be a lander. I'm going to be a lander. I'm going to be a lander.
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I'm going to be a lander. I'm going to be a lander. I'm going to be a lander. I'm going to be a lander. I'm going to be a lander.
I'm going to be a lander. I know. I know.
“To be sort of like, you know, big reality stars.”
Yeah. I'm going to say the hometown. People blow up and she's like doing her thing. She was like, oh my gosh. She was in Paris for fashion week.
I saw her over there. She was. Yeah. You know, because I don't watch the shows. I don't know.
She's like all over the place. I have to look around. Landry. That's a pretty name. And she matched with this guy, Nick, who they're like the cutest couple ever.
Did you see him? Oh, she didn't know. I didn't see Nick. Yeah. He could have been there, but I didn't see him.
Yeah. Is he very tiny with big boobs? Yes. She's hot. Oh, yeah.
That was what she had on today. Yeah. And then there's another girl that was on there who know all in a loved her name is Shelley. Shelley. Okay.
Shelley was there. And I was like, oh my god. Like we just finished watching this. And then you like bump into the people. You're like, you're not violent.
I didn't know I was going to love it.
I can't remember why I started watching it in the first place.
You're really into it. Something made me feel jealous. She made me feel jealous. Because I kept seeing her. I was like, who is this girl?
And they said, oh, she's from love. So adorable. She's so adorable. What the heck? She's so cute.
And she's super cute in person. I was like, no, I love you guys. She was like, oh, tell us. So does everyone end up with the person? No.
No. I don't know. I don't know. I just know Nick and a landry ended up together and they're still together. Got it.
“Like, I think they're the only ones that are still together.”
And this is the one that Ariana was hosting, right? Yes. Okay. So I met Ariana last week. Yeah.
She's got together at the Watch of Crapins thing. Okay. Like spent a little time together. She's adorable. And she looks great on it.
She's so pretty. Yeah. She's like, really? Yeah. She got the glove.
Yeah. But she and her boyfriend were so cute. Take out. They were holding hands. Well, she was the one.
Well, she's the one it did. It Thompson the ball. And the whole thing happened. And okay. And now she.
Now you can watch her. Love Island liber biz. I mean. She really capitalized on that thing. Yeah.
I love it. And she shit. They're like in beachy for like three months. That's something I heard. Like it's a long time, right?
Yeah. Yeah. What you ever do? So like that? Like as a contestant.
Yeah. Like if we went very in. Oh, that's a really tough question. It depends on like what it's for. Three months is a long time.
I would do like one month. I would try survivor. Like I would try like something like that. They can totally see you doing survivor. Would you do survivor?
I don't like though. There's a lot I would do. I'm pretty tough. But I don't think I could survivor. That seems okay.
I would do that before. Special forces. No. You would do it. Over survivor.
Yeah. That's true. A couple of days. You can still eat. Yeah.
You're not eating. It's hard challenges. Like survivor is little legit surviving. Like I can't really watch survivor. It's like the fear factor in the middle of nowhere.
So you're like not your food. It's not as much like that anymore. Zack was on it. Actually if you get out of there. Yeah.
It's not on. Wait. I think it was on season 42.
He never said he was on it.
I think he's told you guys. I'm sure like a long time ago. But he was on it for I think season 42. But the new one. Yeah.
They're on 50 right now. Yeah. Wow. It's really epic. He survived.
Well, he was the first voted off on his season. He was. Yeah. It's okay. But he is.
Yeah. He is. The survivor community is like. They are buddies. Like they are family.
So he has a really great circle. And yeah.
“He's still like I think it's really fulfilled his life.”
Oh my god. So adorable. Yeah. No. I could never do survivor.
That's like. The old. That's okay. The old era. Like before.
I don't remember what season.
But it used to be for like 42 days or something. Crazy. And they are surviving. That's crazy.
“And it used to be different places like Australia.”
Yeah. But now it's just PG and it's only 20 years. Like I always see this.
I'd never took the deep dive.
But for some reason. It's great. I was naked in a parade. And I was pretty excited. I mean, yeah.
It's kind of similar in that. What do you do when you have kind of nothing. And when you have to fend for yourself. And you're naked the whole time. Yeah.
Well, that too. But yeah. Social game and the physical challenges. And like that is so crazy. Naked in a parade.
Like when you just really unpack it. I can't look like that. I can't look like that. Are we going to talk about Doree? What happened with Doree?
They said she's going to for closure. Oh. I saw that. She was literally at Airmez a month ago shopping. Hey, I don't get what's happening.
I mean, there's always house. Berkin. House. House. I'm working.
Every time she's on the show. No, she looks insane. For sure. But like walking.
“It would always be head to toe in high designer.”
Yeah.
And I'm like my friend to wear that.
Like I talked about this week. I have a lot of money. Yeah. Like I remember feeling like, "Hi, low."
Mm-hmm. We got to have a cute bag. Yeah. I'm wearing an Amazon t-shirt. Yeah.
And I wouldn't, you know. There was no Amazon. Like nothing. So to see that is crazy to me. Like I don't even to say about it.
But I saw some things online. Is it like on TMZ? Like is it real? I mean, it looks real. Because I only believe TMZ.
It's as she faces for closure. So she's in pre-default. Okay. But someone bought her $900,000. She's a paid her mortgage in September.
Oh. We're not talking like two months. Oh. We're all close. It's a long time.
Yeah. It's a long time. Yeah. Okay. And the show has been out.
So this is what I tried. I'm trying to math. We get paid. This is the little BTS of how the show works. You get paid in installments.
Yes. You do. As a show. So while you're filming, you get no. You don't really get any money.
Right? I agree. No. We would get like a chunk. Kind of a nice chunk at the beginning.
Like it's on the contrary. Okay. And then the chunk. It would be like installments. Like every month or two months would get like.
Yeah. Okay. Like the big chunk was at the beginning. So I don't think I. So it might be different for cities or each person.
Yeah. I never got a big chunk. Okay. So I do think I got probably the first installment when I started filming. Yeah.
But it's like, but it's all even the same. Yeah. So your whole salary. It's a month month. Right.
So I'm like. We're currently. She's currently in the airing process. So she is getting a paycheck. Yeah.
Every month. Yeah. I'm only nine hundred thousand dollars. It's not nine hundred thousand dollars. That's a lot of money.
That's a lot. So I hate that. Yeah. To a lot of see what scares me is that if she owes nine hundred thousand dollars in September.
Mm-hmm. What is her mortgage?
Because her house is only worth six and a half million dollars.
And I say only because a million in six months. Mm-hmm. What kind of mortgage is that? Does it gain interest if you don't pay it? Yeah.
Do you know what I mean? So if at that rate, that means she's spending two million to live a year to live in a six and a half million dollar house. That doesn't make any -- that math doesn't work. So I don't know what this number really is.
It could be a cruel from before. She just hasn't made the payment. Mm-hmm. But like on a six and a half million, she put two million down 400,000. It should be 20,000 a month.
Mm-hmm. So 20 times six. That's a lot. Not nine hundred. That's a lot of money.
“Is this the same house that she and Peakey lived in?”
Okay. So, but you know, there's the divorce. Maybe he owed the money. Not owed, but maybe there was a, you know, he's defaulting. Because she's the one living house.
Yeah, I'm assuming. Yeah, yeah. Allegedly. But anyways. That's about there.
Was that a word? Assumably. Assumably. Very good with your words. Assumably.
Yes. Chakudari. Chakudari. So, no, I don't want to, I don't, I want, I want her kids to happen. No, of course.
Especially post divorce. I feel like for children, specifically, to have the most, everything consistent. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Bries out.
How old are kids? Like so there. Like a year younger than Max and Zoe. Oh, so I would say 10 and 12. Yeah, so they got schools.
And like they got all this organized in that area. Yeah. And they were homeschooling up until I think last year. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, you know, no homeschool monthly. Yeah. So, we'll see how that plays out. Well, I hope that, um, that that worked out.
Yeah.
But I was in like a year ago that was the same news.
Hmm. I mean, she still stayed in the house. So, they. Yeah. Because I remember they said, oh, PK paid it off.
Yeah. So, they somehow figure it out. Hmm. Hey, the dead. Hmm.
It's just a lot of dead. Yeah.
for that out. So like the math doesn't really work to me.
“To me, what's that house? Well, I know it's not on the main road, right?”
It's not on the main road. I guess Kyle and Dury live here close to you. Okay. They live about five minutes away and Teddy. Yeah. They're like with it a five, like five minute radius to go. Oh, I'm sorry. I saw both at the, I knew it was somebody else at the, I saw it at, you can't see it. That's in Stu. I saw her at cancer research. No, I didn't see cancer research. She doesn't go to that. No, I didn't see her there. I saw her at my girlfriend,
baby Smith, did an abandoned H&M. Oh, and at their, they have like a little showroom and it was really cute. All right, let's wrap it up. Okay, wait a minute before speaking to unwrap, speaking to wrap it up, I need to unwrap this gift that Amy gave you and that, okay, once from Amy and okay, I opened up that one because I don't, I'm not sure what that is, but a fan from Rob O'Con gave me one is you. Oh, it's a great baby. Jane, what is that? Is it an
necklace? No, because I have it too, but I didn't know what to do with it. It's on it. Don't put on your neck. Okay. It's like a, like a charm for your bag. But is it like part of the, the boobo stuff? It's not a le boobo. Yeah, it's a wild cutie. Okay, I'm very into it. Well, this is stuff. From one of our humble break fans and she gave it to me a problem, she was very sad that you were not there as we all were. So nice. Oh, maybe I will be. You will be. We're going to put that into
the universe. Cute. Okay, so what do we do? So you could just hang it like on your purse. It could
“be a key chain. Like, you know, for keys, which is probably what I'll do because I need to keep”
chain. Okay. Wait, thank you so much over send this to me. I love it genuinely. I love a
gravy. That's my number. Yes. Thank you so much. I finally, you know, or got it to crystal
finally. I have a matching one. And I have a matching one. So I'm going to use mine for a key chain, too. So thank you. And that's from Amy. She's the best. She's so supportive. You know, while you're opening that, I'm going to do some shout out. So we have quite a few people that really religiously watch the show. I will not show the podcast. Yeah, exactly the show. Okay. So this is a caviar spin, which means what are you talking about? Did you get your caviar yet? I have an order
to get. Okay. So this is from this is married, married to this cap. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my god. Yeah, I got an order man and ate it up already. Oh, yeah. Oh, right. She got us an necklaces. I have one, too. Mine is like in my jewelry case. Oh, my gosh. Amy. Yeah. And every time we sit, I'm wearing this. She literally cries. Yeah. I'm going to wear mine. Oh, I got it. I'll bring
“mine. Oh, my. So good, right? And I think it's real goal. Like, you know, I think it's like not like super.”
I mean, it's not from clay. Even if it wasn't. Shout out, Claire. I mean, I love Claire. Oh, Claire. Yeah. Thank you. No, we, you guys are the best. We love a hunger baggers. And we, that didn't sound like English. We love our humble braggers. And they have been waiting for you to come home. I've been waiting for you to come home. You've been so freaking busy. And I'm so glad because today was completely went off the rails. I had no, it's good. We're crazy. You're in person. Yeah. Well, at least I am
fortunate. You're really crazy. I missed you. I love you. And I could spend like the tweak with you. I know. We have a lot to do this. I like going on. This is a big week for. I got to be ready. I got to be ready for Austin. And I feel like the Texan's drink. Yeah. So I'm excited for that. I think the Texan's drink. Yeah. I'm ready to eat. I'm ready to think. Yeah. I'm ready to. You have a good time here. Like whenever I feel like whenever you travel, you're like, I go in off the chain.
Yeah. Yeah. I love it. So much fun. Okay. Yeah. You're a little more conservative here. But when you go you're outside outside. Well, I have my little kids here. Yeah. We're like, we're still like mom. Yeah. I feel like be a mom. And then when I leave, I really saw that when you get on an airplane. You're like, I go, I go, I go. Okay. Well, thank you guys for listening to me. Let me just say really quickly. I just want to make sure Amy, thank you so much. I just want to put the necklace and everything. And she supports
everything we do. So we love you, Amy. And she literally told me every time we even just say her name, she runs. Amy. Amy. Amy. Amy. Amy. Amy. Amy. Amy. And um, and um, who else is like, there's people that listen to, oh, I want to shout out Dustin Ross. He listens religiously. Christian Bonnie listens all the time religiously and Matt's mom listens like nobody's business. So we have like three studies that are
Always like, like, I'll be talking in her like, oh, I just finished this in a...
I'm still surprised when people were like, I just finished this in a humble break. I'm like, oh, I can't
“tell. You really listen to it. Like, you're still listening to this kind of year. They, they're like,”
I was like, I listen to it every, every Monday. Well, we love all of you that listen. Yes. And
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