Secrets of the Birkin REVEALED

>> Hi, I'm Cynthia.

>> I'm Crystal, this is Humble Brack, Humble Brack.

>> Humble Brack, oh I have tea. >> Want to house life? >> Always a housewife.

“>> Can we say that again for the people in the back?”

>> Humble Brack, Humble Brack with us. >> Hey you guys, what's up Humble Brack? It's your girl Cynthia Bailey and my wifey. For lifey, my wifey, for lifey, Crystal Kong, Minkoff, I love San Your Name. It's such a good name.

>> It is. >> It's like Crystal Kong and just when it's set up, it's like Minkoff. >> Okay, okay, so what drugs are you taking and how do we get a hand of them? >> I won't come on the right side of the bed today. Like every move, I feel really energized.

My mic is actually working. I know you guys have been riding my ass about me not being clear, whatever. And I came on early with my assistant and we worked it out and after like three months

of doing it with the mic actually, the mic was here, but I don't think it was ever on.

So it's on, which is a good thing because we have a lot to say today. We got a lot. >> A lot, a lot. This week has been crazy, but you sound perfect, clear, looking gorgeous. >> Well thank you.

What do we start? Okay, let's just go ahead. You know what, I want to just come in hot with traders and get the Birkin bag of it all out of the way. >> Okay, that was a big one this week.

>> Sure. >> So obviously, Rob won. >> As he should have, he played the most flawless game and I'm sorry, anyone that is upset about this man winning is crazy like, I don't know how else he could have played it. I mean, it was like, in my opinion, the most flawless trader of all time.

>> Yes, he was perfect and you and I sort of chatted about it yesterday and it sounds like you are in love.

“>> Listen, I think obsessed is a better work.”

>> Okay. >> I don't know. >> So he told it down for you, but no, obsessed in a good TV way, like, this guy is so stinking cute, like it's just crazy, like how can he be mad at him, really? Like he looks, you know, with those cute little face, you're like, okay, I forgive you.

That's, I mean, Mara, I feel you girl, but not to mention, I mean, betray me anytime if he's going to give me a broken bag. >> How are they not together? The tension is like, you can cut it with, I know, in a plastic spoon, it's so intense. I know.

>> I know. >> They're so hot. >> And they're so cute together. >> I know. >> Like, it literally throws me into like young love, even though, like, I'm not that much older

than her, I think she's like her mid-30s. >> Yeah, she's 35 and he's three five. >> Three five. >> And how old is he? >> He's 27 or 28.

>> I was 27. >> So that's a little, I'm not a knee-unger dude, personally. >> I don't know. >> I see why you're obsessed at a block. >> I'm not in love, I just think he's the cutest thing ever.

>> You said you would, you said it yesterday. >> What did I say? >> I said it. >> You said it to me, trouble. >> I'm going to be a snake woman.

>> No, okay, I hate snakes.

“I mean, if you want to torture me, if you want to scare the shit out of me, bring a snake around.”

Like I just don't do snakes, it's actually one of my dealbreakers. I wouldn't date a guy that even had a snake until now. >> I don't know. >> Like you're a girl, my ass into a snake pen full of snakes. If Rob's going to be in there with me, he's so cute.

He literally, I think he would be the only person that would make with the cure me of my fear of snakes. >> Really? >> Bring on the bowl as, like, whatever. >> I don't care. >> Cynthia, snake woman, Bailey, Rausch, is that his life's him, right?

>> Well, you know what, I know, you know what's so crazy. I knew that he was from Alabama, which is where I'm from.

And I'm always like super proud of my Alabama people.

And I think he's from, like, I went to high school in a town called Tuscombia, Alabama, Deshler High School, which I was homecoming queen. >> We know. >> I was so mad. >> Shut up.

>> You were like what the cool kids look, I had to go my direction. You wet yours, all right? You were like, I wasn't the same thing. >> Yeah, you wouldn't, but then you went into your whole golfing too. Like you got to do all the cool stuff, so that wouldn't work for me.

That would not have worked for me. But in any case, like he's from, I saw, I kind of went down the rabbit hole and looked on his Instagram and went way back for the love on the rabbit hole. You know, I did a deep dive. Sorry, Rob, I'm not stalking you, but I just was like, where did this person come from?

>> She's stalking you, Rob. She's just obsessed with you. I just find him really interesting because he seems so like, yeah, like somebody was like, hey, you know, Rob, what's next? Whatever he's like, I don't know, you tell me, like he just seems so oblivious to the

fact that he has literally taken over the world. >> I do. >> And he's just like, oh yeah, whatever, like, but it seems really authentic. You know what I mean? >> I totally agree, but I think that he needs to capitalize because these things last

>> This is his moment. >> This is moment. It's a big moment. >> Yeah. >> And then the clock is sticky.

>> Well, I just looked him up.

“It said he grew up in Florence, Alabama.”

Literally right across the base where I grew up was like Tuskumbia, muscle shows, there's a bridge. >> Okay. >> You go across the bridge and you're in Florence. >> Yeah.

>> I wonder what a high school they went to because when we would play, I was a cheerleader. So we would play like the schools like coffee high school, the different schools in Florence. So he was literally like, like a sneeze away from me, which is crazy. >> So like you guys could go on to the bridge and fall off. >> Like that.

Back in the year, like love. >> Absolutely. >> Like I didn't know, who knew I was just a bridge away from like leading this person at some point. >> So crazy.

>> Cynthia, I was going to say I have his high school. I don't know if that helps with the stocking allegations, though, if I. >> What high school? >> Sholes Christian. >> Oh, Sholes Christian.

Okay, so he went to a Christian private school. >> Okay. >> I get him. He's a good boy too. He's a good-looking boy and he's a good-guide, very boy.

I love it. I love it. >> And he played high school football? >> Of course. >> Of course he did.

>> Of course he did. >> And he went to the University of North Alabama. >> Yep, he's an Alabama boy. >> Okay. >> I'm happy for him.

>> I love that. >> All right, so Rob, we obviously stand for you over here at humble break. I know Chris was like putting me by myself on an island. I'm the only stalker, but she kind of rides for YouTube. >> Okay.

>> Okay. >> So, Birkin, Crystal, let's talk about this Birkin bag. >> Okay.

>> First of all, I just look to see how much it costs is 26,000.

>> Okay. >> Is that how much they cost? Is that a high-end one, a low-end middle, like, I don't know, and the color was everything. I like the bag. >> Yeah.

>> And I don't have a Birkin, so I'm like, okay, but if I ever got one, I would love, you mean someone would probably have to give me one, Rob. If you got an X from one, you want to get-- >> Can you put it right here? >> Yeah, betray me and give me a Birkin bag.

>> I may be the only house, why would that one? >> By the way, your big birthday is coming up next year, this is, that's it. >> The big one. >> That's it. There's nothing, like, you're getting one.

It's going to happen, theory it, and a report. >> So, if anyone for me or Mrs. Listie, there is an eye-molerant, honey. >> Oh, I forgot.

“>> Oh, you can walk me through those doors because I can't just walk in and buy one, right?”

How does it work, Crystal? >> Okay. >> Like you told me, but I forgot, but now I'm super invested because of the whole thing. >> I got it. >> You know, thing.

I mean, there was a picture of Mora. She was in New York with her Black Birkin, so I don't think it's not like, this is her first. >> Yeah. >> But so we get a Black one first, like, before my first one, should I get a Black one? >> Yeah, I think Black is, I think it's the right one to go.

If you're going to start, it's like so classic.

You can always, you know, but I will say this.

I think people think that, like, I've been this Birkin collector forever. I, I'm very curious that I don't have that many. >> Like some people-- >> How many do you have? >> Not going to say, but I don't, I have it like, not a lot.

Like, I was on Jeff Lewis last week with Carolyn Stanbury, and I just did her podcast last week, so if you guys want to listen to that, and she asked us how many. And she goes, I don't have that many. I have like 20, 20 something, like, not more than 20. >> Stop.

>> Yeah, and I was like, I don't have more than 20 either, so he's like so like 20. But I'm like, I don't have close to that. And he was like, why are you guys not telling us? So like, first of all, no one needs to know how many because it's like private. It's just for safety-wise, but I have a few, but it's, I, like, what I like, you know,

I don't go in, and I, people by like two a year, one year, the big buyers, like, I don't collect bags. Like, I don't want that kind of money. So, but it is a very special experience. So, I will tell you how, I'll first go over how Rob got it, and then I'll tell you kind of how other people get them. >> Okay.

>> So, I know that he thanked Renef for it to get him help. But, yes, they didn't go to romance. They went to a reseller, which is the standard way. That's not like a, I'm not doggy, not at all.

That's was my first couple of bags, because I don't explain how you go to the actual store.

>> And my mind, I thought he like took a plane, a flight to Paris now. >> And like personally walked in, looked around, picked it out. >> Okay. >> No, because the only reason I know is because he, he posted it. So, he thanked the reseller.

I think it's a big company. It's like one of those big, you know, designer resell companies. I don't buy them from that, but like I saw that, and he went into the place, and they gave it to him.

“So, I think he did a brand deal, which he should, because they're really expensive.”

So, her bad look like it was a 30, Birkin, a 30's the size. So, like 25 is on the ice, it's slightly smaller, 30 is kind of the mid size, and then you can go bigger. And you can do like the little post-shets, like a little clature, whatever. Like, for you, I would do 25 or 30, you know, 30's kind of like was really popular.

>> I don't like the tiny ones. I think I'm too big to have like the little teeny one, I think it's so- >> I get that, so the 25 is a little small, which is super popular now. And I buy them, because my mom and I share them. >> Okay.

>> So, like, I'll keep some of my house, my mom has that, and then we just swap them whenever she wants colors.

“Like, she'll be like, well, so that's why I don't have that many.”

Like, it's just like we get so expensive, like we share them. >> Oh, my mom is smaller, so she likes a 25. And it's fine for me, but it looks kind of little on me, so it looks little on me, because we're the same. >> Oh, yeah. >> So I would go 30, so she got her 30, and it looked kind of like this color, you know, like,

>> It's like a burgundy. >> Yeah, it wasn't the root, it's root is one of their classics, which is a little redder.

So it's kind of a widespread pricing right now because that's third party.

So, that's a resell bag, and the minute you walk out the door, opposite of a car, out of Airmez, the bag goes up in value, immediately, because it's hard to get out of a store. Like, you have to have certain criteria, and I'll go through that. At resell, you don't, you don't have any of that. You just have to pay up.

Sometimes they're double price, two and a half, three times. So, that bag. >> Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, but the value won't go up if you get it from resell. >> So, like, if you can resell, that's what you're paying.

“Like, that's sort of like what you, or you've decided, right?”

Like, when you go to auction, whatever the person pays decides, that's sort of like a new number. >> That's it. >> Right. >> So, like, that bag could be on sale anywhere from, like, I saw someone wrote $16,000. I think it was Queen's Abravo, but that's like, I'd hard to find a bag like that at resell 16,

that cheap. So, I would say anywhere between 16 and 27 and 28,000.

Like, okay, that's just my broad number of what a third party would be.

So, if you go to, like, Christos, you know, we filmed that on housewives. He's a big reseller. He has all the bags. Then, like, that would be the rough range. So, majority of, I'm not, I have no idea majority, but people, if you don't have access to go to an

air meds and get an appointment, do that, you're going to have to go to resell her. You'll pay in that ballpark. So, okay, how come, okay, how do you get access? Like, who, if you, if I'm just, forget that I'm Cynthia, okay, let me just be a normal, well, not normal, but, you know, just a regular, well, yeah, regular.

You know what I mean, just, like, your shot TV, yeah, but I can afford one. And I said, you know what, I'm turning 16 next year. And I want to go, I want to walk my legs into air meds and get myself a nice, working bag. Okay, I can't, I'm making appointment, first of all,

or I cannot just walk in and do it if I can afford it. Like, how does that work?

“No, that's what's so crazy about it and why I can understand why people get so”

frustrated with this concept of getting a bargain because even if you have $10,000, you can't just go in and buy one. It's like a really exclusive access. So, I, but why not though, why can't, why? Because it's, why aren't they want my $10,000?

Because there's a line up the door with people who are going to buy it. And so, the, the reason why it's so valuable is because they hold down the line. You know, like, they just create a scarcity that makes it impossible to get. So, guess what, people are willing to pay, AAA amount for this bag.

That's, like, that it's created this sort of monopoly on this bag that has become so popular. And even the biggest buyers can, there's quota. It's called a quota bag. You're only allowed to buy it once a year. I think the top people will get to buy two a year, like access to buy.

Okay, so how it works. If you're just the average Joe who wants to go in, it's my 68th birthday. I saved all this money. You cannot, you can walk into an air mess. You will not be able to ever see a bag unless it's on display.

So, if you have no connections at all, we'll go to the connections. It would be, and right, this is just, I'm sure there's, everyone's going to, like, chime in, like, well, I got this way. There's all these exceptions. This is true, the, the broader rule.

Okay, but it's pretty tight. It's a pretty broad, tight rule. So, you can go online and you can try to get a leather appointment. Okay, and that is, like, random. That's, like, oh, hitting the lottery ticket.

Like, you just keep going online, looking, they're always sold out.

Like, you're looking for, like, if you know you're going to be, if you have an air mess in town, you can try to do that. If you're, like, you're in Paris. A lot of people like to buy me in Europe because the Euro is a better value. Not so much anymore, but last this year, not good.

But you can get, like, my, because I had dinner, my girlfriend last week, and she couldn't believe it. She got the leather appointment. She freaked out. She tried for, like, five days straight, got it.

My name is Sharon, and we'll tell you.

“This woman is, like, looks like she has 7,000 broken bags.”

I mean, she has a lot of money. She looks perfect. Right. And then they, the person comes to the her appointment. They always honor it.

Mm-hmm. And then they show her, she's like, this is my, I have a dream bag. I want, she wanted a black 25 with silver hardware. And then they take her to the desk and then they bring one box out. They bring the orange box, they lift it up.

It's in the bag, and it's, like, a random airmez bag. It's almost like a game. Like, it's like a little booboo. It's like a little booboo, but they don't show you the little booboo. That, in the booboo, it's like, you're, keep opening it to try to get, like,

the random one is a rare one. So it's a way, way, way, way, way. So she told, she made the appointment.

She finally hit the lottery, got the appointment.

She got the leather appointment. Yes, she got the appointment bag. Yeah.

“Okay, she goes in, she tells them what she wants.”

And they basically bring out something that she doesn't want. Basically does, yeah. So now, she's in a predicament. And I'd say the story because this is a very common story. Oh, by the way, before they bring out the bag,

she's walking around buying stuff, buying blankets and buying shoes. And just to let her know, hey, sales, they're called essays. Sales, so it's, you call your aromas and essay. Okay, it's a thing. Okay, I don't have, I don't do this. Like, I really don't.

I, literally, I go with friends who have, like, major buyer, the major buyer is like, I'm not a huge buyer. I really am not. So she's shopping. She's letting her know, hey, I am contributing to aromas.

Give me my ban. She comes out with a non-broken, non-kelly bag. These are the, okay, you know what, I have to get my, I, I only have an aromas belt and an aromas blanket. BJ.

BJ, can you bring me my aromas blanket on the chair downstairs? What, I feel like I have to cover myself. But by the way, you're going to walk in with a blanket wrapped around you at the store. Like, I have a blanket.

I'm going to start carrying a blanket everywhere I go. Yeah, crazy. Okay, so good. So I know, I'm going to try, I'm going to wrap it up. But like, actually, I can't wrap it up because it's like such a story.

So she's now in this predicament because she doesn't know this sales person.

“And she's on a relationship with her because you have to, you want to build”

relationship with your person, which is like, it is psychotic when I'm telling you guys. So insane. She's like, doesn't know what to do. But she's like, I cannot spend $8,000 on a bag. I don't want.

Uh, yeah, yeah. I would agree. So she's tormented. She's still buys the other stuff. But she's like, I really, really, really want, oh, yeah. Wow, that's a, that's such a classic blanket.

It is, right? I got it as a gift. It was a good gift. I can't remember. Like, we're a baby.

I think it was a gift. Had to buy a Birken. I can't wait. That was part of the deal when they walked in. Exactly.

Exactly. By the way, if you wore that almost like a shawl, then you could take, like, um, like a dress and then belt it, you can walk around like that. Just like, oh, yeah. I'm about to make this into a dress.

So I'm going to send this to my seamstress after this. And then put yourself three or a minute. Yeah, that's not it. Okay, continue. I feel way more comfortable now with this whole area story.

You look terrible. And I am 39. So she ends up saying no. But she's like, please, please, please. I, like, I had to my 60th birthday.

It was her 60th birthday. So please, she went on a girlship, flew there. Please, please, please. And they said, okay, maybe come tomorrow. She goes, I might be here at the end of the day.

So she goes, I mean, this woman is like wasting her entire trip to Paris just to drive by bag. This is insane. I know, but again, it's like, and I'll get to the pricing. But like, she goes the next day. She's like, I, I really don't have anything for you.

Now, I don't know if that's the, I've, I've never been

to a stock room, I've no idea what they have. But this is a very common story. She then goes the next day. And she finds her person is no longer there. But she sees another sales associate.

That was there and saw her. Like, I was here and he goes, okay, okay, come, like, you know, let me go see. She went to the end of the day because end of the day, maybe they're a little more easier, you know?

And she said she waited there for about an hour, roaming around the store. And then he finally came. He's like, okay, come with me and then brought her to the back room.

And I realize now from her story, because I'm always learning

'cause that like, you, oh, wait, wait, have you been to the back room? Yes, that's why I buy my bags. So I didn't know that that's clearly the room where they reveal the broken back.

They don't reveal them out in the middle of the main store. Because then people say, oh, I saw it, I want it. Like, because if you, if you pass on it, they put it away. Okay, I need, I need you to paint the picture. Okay, so this back room, this is not just like a regular stock room.

This is a beautiful back room. It's a beautiful private shopping room. Yeah, so it's like a nice sofa, yeah, some champagne.

“When you get in there, do you have to put the white gloves on?”

Like, robbed it? How much what happens live to touch anything? I know, they do, the sales associate uses gloves. Okay, yeah. But it's like, it's like, beautiful red velvet everywhere and gold.

Do. And so imagine like a really fancy jewelry store. You know, like, small curated, so they have like, little glass windows with like jewelry and my bags. But like, they'll be like, you know, the $300,000, you know, crock,

whatever, and possibly, you know, on display. And then they're little, like, lovesy couches. And then they'll bring you like a tray of champagne or water. So to whatever you want. And then the box comes out.

Like, I only have done that because when I went the first time with my friend, that's what I just went with her many years ago.

So that's all I didn't, I never put it together like how they reveal it.

I just saw that. And then I would just sort of piggy you back on her. Like, so you basically skipped over all the stuff everyone else has to go. I would never had a dream about it. Yeah, but my mom, yeah.

But my mom buys third party too because she loves them so much. Like, I don't know, I think after my, like, she always wanted a brick and her whole life. And then my dad could never afford one, but Marshall, like, can. And so she uses, like, her, like, some Marshall, like, you know, hates her life. But she, like, uses her retirement money and saves it up.

Like, once a year to buy it, you know, she gets, like, her social security. Like, that's my mom. Well, I do. It's like a big, I don't know.

“I think it's like a status thing for her.”

Yeah. That, like, she can buy it. Are you going to get all, she's going to leave her bags to you and the end. Well, she says to Zoe. She can't even last about me.

She hates me. Oh, my gosh. That's a baby.

But like, Zoe's her end, I'll be off.

So then, of course, once you're getting the way Zach is so okay. Well, this literally sounds like the mafia. Like, you know, it's, it's totally the mafia. So, okay. So, so I'm literally envisioning her because I understand what now she's going through.

Yeah. So the store is a beautiful big store. Lot, and there's burkins everywhere in glass, like, cases. Mm-hmm. You can't buy them.

They're like, not per sale, you know. Right. And then, but it's also like, they're just to tease you and remind you that you can't. You can't actually, it's like, look, you can look. But you can't.

Exactly. Exactly.

“But like, the regular store has, you know, custom jewelry, like, you know, and then they have”

the homewares and the blankets and clothes. This is a normal high end store. Yes. Where you see Cynthia walking around shopping and shopping. So then, there's like a staircase.

And it's not like a closed door thing. But there is like a staircase that goes there and then you enter, like, a really beautiful looks like a little lounge, you know, with, like, a desk, like, two desk. So you can tell, like, there's other people working in there, like, there's another lady there on a couch, working with her person, and then you sit and you wait and wait and

wait. So you're still waiting. It's like a half day. So just to be clear, if and when I decide to get a broken, and I have a person because you are my connect.

I will let the notes for you, like, okay, I can't just walk and I'm not going to call like, it's for me, and then kind of slight, you know, it has to be very clear, like, that it's for me. For you and not me, like, I'm not trying to, like, squeeze two bags out of here. Like, I'm coming in.

This is Cynthia's day. Is that okay? I know, but it'll be okay. Just like. So, you see how it's good for, they go all the time.

It's like a thing. Yeah. So, I got to be prepared. Like, say we leave it. They open at 10.

We're going to get there at, like, 9. 30. No, no, no, no. They'll give you an appointment. They'll say, okay.

You're going to point at one o'clock. Okay. Keep her pair, but I should be prepared to be there, like, for hours, because this is not, like, a quick thing. You don't have to walk around the store for an hour.

You can just go upstairs if you have an appointment. If I, okay, God. Okay. Because I know what you're going for. Like, I'm going to fight my way, be like, she needs this.

She needs to go up there. Right. Right. Okay. Where's your wife?

You're all right. Give me my champagne and leave me upstairs. You just call your girls, go there, like, Atlanta, all of them. They all know you. Right.

Okay. It's a little, again, it's privilege. I am very aware of that, but yes, that's, and I know why the way, I didn't have this before,

I'll just say that I was clearly, it was not like that, you know? I would just pop along with friends. All right. Thank you, Bravo. Thank you.

We're on the twice of Atlanta. Yeah. And then I'll get you in there.

“So, you then you go upstairs and they bring out a bag.”

You talk about it. Like, what's your dream? What's your dream? And you're going to say, I want this, this, this, this. I want black.

I want this size. And depending on who it is, they could tease you a little bit. They could bring out something that you know, they don't really want.

And you're like, I don't know how it would work, but for her, her third day, they brought

her bag. And yeah. And she started crying. Oh my God. Yeah.

They gave it to her. And so she bought it. So they had it the whole time. They were just fucking with her. You know what?

I don't know, but she's like, guess what? She spent the half the dinner telling the story. And maybe that's it's own PR. Look, us talking about Rob, how he got the bag, like everyone's what, how do you get the bag?

It's like, right. But by the way, I know it sounds so ridiculous to our listeners. And if you buy Berkins, you get it, but like, it's like an expensive libubu at the time. It was like, where did you find it? What story did you go to?

How did you know?

“You know, it's sort of like, that's why I thought the libubu crazy.”

It was so fun because it was so protubo. Isn't it over by the way? It's over. I mean, maybe they'll come out with something new, but like, I've spent way too much money on libubu.

But I've got way too much. I might have spent $1,000, you know, over six months of searching. It was like such a fun and my kids don't have them, they love them. But like, it's not as it was like, it's sort of the same concept of like the desperate how do you get it?

This is, I mean, Armas is a different level that I've discovered, but like, so like, if you're a regular person, you have to like find your sales person, like get connection with that. Bye, bye, bye. It's very stressful.

Oh, God. Like, I'm stressed out listening to this. And I would not be doing this unless it was my mom. I don't really care. My mom loves these back.

What loves them. So like, and I just think it's just, it has a different meaning for her at her age. But like, they are beautiful, and they're, and they really, you walk out the door, and you pay retail. So that bag back to the rob more situation, that bag in store would be like $10,000.

Okay. You walk out that door, you could sell it for $26,000. Well, and then you don't have to go through all those steps. Then it's like the real is where it's like, listen, you're paying the mark up, but you're not going to have to camp out there and like, well, I'll see you tonight or get it.

Right. Right. Or you might not get the color you want. So like, if you know, I want this specific one, you can go find it online. You can go to sotheby.com, you can go all the auctions, you can, you can find it and you

can pay for it. But it's an obscene amount of money. It really is a lot of money. However, they do go up in value. They really do.

I mean, even if you buy third party, if you buy the right one, that one can go to $40,000, a

couple of years. Well, you know, they can also depreciate. You got to love the back. I mean, you can't buy it. I mean, I don't want to do what they want to do.

I mean, people just buy to collect. I mean, you see like Tiffany Moon, my girlfriend, she probably has a hundred of them. She says walls of them, walls. So like, wow, I don't. That's not my thing.

I don't. But I'm like, I carry the same bag for like a year, like a mom bag, and that will be like a fun bag to wear out once in a while. But like, I don't, I don't treat it like a day bag at all. I think it's super, super fancy to me.

I get over the top fancy. Like, when you go, when you wear it, when you wear it out, when you take it with you

“out to dinner, you have to get like a chair for it to put it on like, where do you put”

the thing? I would have my couch, but put like a napkin under it or something. I don't. Yeah. But it's like, you know, people have their white rings, right?

They're, they're engagements, right? Still like $3,000, $2,000, $5,000, like you treat it like very special. Yeah, and you're not putting like a water bottle in there. Yeah, but some people do, I mean, like, they're really big. I have friends who have like, but they've had it forever, they're like the bigger bags.

They almost use it, like, carry on luggage and they just throw stuff in. I've seen that really, really big one. Like, I see a lot of guys, like even athletes like with a huge one. It's kind of almost too big actually, but it's cool. I mean, I don't have that.

I don't, I don't think I would ever spend that kind of money, but like, that's how much would that, how much do you think that big, big, the biggest one costs that I see that I've been seeing, like, 20, I'm assuming, 18, 20. Okay. At, what do you tell?

Okay.

At a free sale, I don't know, I mean, I would never, I, you know, I'm not looking

to the bag, but like, okay, but they can range. I would say 10 is like the cheapest, the bottom base brights. Bottom of the barrel. Bottom of the barrel, basic bag, which is what more are that, but those are mine too, like

Like, for their, you know, they're not like crocodile or those kinds of, yeah, it's, you know, five times the price to it. Yeah. Yeah. It was a beautiful bag.

It really was. Beautiful. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, that's the story of a Berkin.

“Not that I won't be getting a Berkin, and it's like, but if you go in, it's, it's,”

but if you get that appointment, like, if you win the lottery, and you go in, and they really offer you one, that is like the Holy Grail. That's so awesome, because it's just such a, it's such a treat to like, get that.

If you really love this thing, you know, I know, I know people judge, like, I would never

buy that. Like, I'll be wouldn't buy it. A lot of, like, I really don't buy a lot of other things. Like, I really don't. Like, that's it, rare, rarely of a buy one, and travel.

That's it. Like, that's my thing. I wear the same. Like, you wear bras every year. I have bras literally 20 years.

Like, I don't care. I don't spend any money on other things. Yeah. That travel. I mean, be clear.

I get new ones, but, you know, I still save some of those old ones, because they just feel good because they're all broken in and everything. Let me ask you that, so I have to ask you this question. So when you walk into Craig's or whatever, like, I don't know, they, whatever, the peninsula,

“and you have your broken bag, do you feel like people notice, do they seem to react?”

Like, to you differently, like, oh, this, this just walked in with the broken bag. Like, you get a lot of attention because you feel they have a broken bag? Yeah, it's not, it's not like you walk around Beverly Hills and everyone has a broken. No, it's not that common.

You know, I feel like it's, but I notice too, because I, I literally never use it.

Like, it's so rare. It's probably at my mom's house. She, my mom walks around. She loves it. And then also her, like, main bag is like a kipling, like, from like T.J.

Matt. Yeah. Yeah. My mom and Eric, my mom's more extreme. Like, I like kind of a nice, the way they bag every day.

My mom literally will have, like, Michael Cors, fake. Yeah. 90 years. I love that. And then she has, like, a broken, like, so, you know, we just and girl, I just

and girl with, like, that kind of money. So you still, like, I'm a maxinista through and through, love it. I actually talked about on the show on how to size my first season and T.J. Max, that me, like, this giant box of stuff. It was still my number one beer box.

Like, it was the best. No, no, no. I loved T.J. Max. It's so funny. You said that my first season, I wore a lot of T.J. Max, but they had, I don't know if they

have it out there. But here in Atlanta, they had, like, a little designer corner, would they would have, like,

two racks with real design or stuff and I would always, like, stop the T.J. Max near

“me and be, like, did you guys get, have a call and be like, hey, did you guys get any new stuff?”

I was just there yesterday and I have a couple of really nice coats and extra, a couple nice bags that I got from, from T.J. Max. So I got one, which I found was even a better find than, like, go near me as, but it was a, a bright pink, I saw Valentino clutch. Oh, yeah.

From T.J. Max. Oh, yeah. It was unbelievable, it was, like, 30% of the price. Yeah, don't sleep on T.J. Max. No.

So air messaging. All right. It's in back and forth. So yeah, that's sort of the, I mean, it's awesome, like, that's a big deal because more a get-a-glide.

Yeah. Because it's not that it's impossible to get it, you know, third party, but it's just so expensive and, like, you know, that's something that you really think about buying, like, you really, like, that is a giant purchase that you really have to think if this is really what you want.

So I understand my friend saying, no, because it's like, I mean, unless you just have unlimited money, like, yeah, that's a lot to burn for something you don't really want. And I said, I'm very proud of her. She kept going. She worked this system, but she went in, she's like, this is the one I want.

It's my birthday. I don't have other things and like, that's all she wanted. And so yeah. And now, she told us the story, I'm telling the story, the promotion is going. And now we all are better people for knowing this story, for sure.

We all sleep better tonight for knowing this story, but wait a minute, I feel like Mara has, like, a huge broken bag collection. She has such great style. Like, I feel like she's got some broken bags. I wonder where the money comes from, like, okay, she's love island.

Yes. What is she to before that? Let's get a question. Love island was her big break, but since then, she's done so much hosting and she's done, love island UK as well, where that show was even bigger than in the U.S.

So she really was, like, for instance, for love island U.S. She was the one that was like hosting the, like, the after show that they were doing. So she's just, she's really, she's really built a career from love island.

So she has somebody. Yeah, good for her. That's how you work it. I love when when people take a reality show experience and just leverage the hell out of it and just keep it going.

Because I'm lokey about to go watch season six of Love Island, which is Rob season,

because I never even saw his season.

I only saw a landry a season and, you know, she's the best one season. Yes, you're going to lose your mind when you watch it. If you like seven, you're going to love six. Okay. I gotta go.

We are now a love island recap show. I've never seen it. It's so good. Yeah, you know what, like, you know, being like in front of the camera and then, you know, on the producer side, like I'm like pitching a budget different shows.

We're always talking about what what people want to see. These dating shows, like, keep thinking they're going to phase out. They're not going anywhere.

“People love dating shows and what's the base of concept?”

What makes this one special or different or like, there's so many. Okay. So for me, love island is the only one I watched, like a whole season to be honest. I know that love is blind, which I know you're watching, right? You can tell me about that.

I've watched the seasons, but I have no interest in what it's been. But you're hooked. I was hooked.

It was my problem is, it's so where I don't really watch too much TV, but like,

once I start a show like that, I end to the end. Like, I can't really watch, but it doesn't, it didn't hold me enough to want to watch another season. Right. Yeah, because you're so invested.

Like, that's how I do. But I don't want to watch another season. I'm watching. I just finished, well, I'm going to finish love story this week, which. Oh, yeah.

So good. Holy Spirit. Holy shit. Yeah. Obsessed.

But like. Why is it taking you so long?

“It's not like, four episodes or something.”

I just started. Two days ago, girl. I didn't even really, do you watch love story? Girl, you got to commit. You got to, like, once I lock in, I'm locked in.

And I, like, nothing takes me more than two days, unless it's like 365 episodes, like, love island is. It's not, my problem is, like, I have such a limited time of, like, so the kids go to school. You have to do it at night. You got to do it in every one.

I'm picking up the kids from sports at nine o'clock at night. Oh, shit. And I want to be asleep by 1030. So even if I get them down by 930, I'm in bed and I look at Rob, Laura, like, I have me before if I'm in, like, I can't, I don't want to get you anymore.

So it's easier for watching the day. So like, I, the last few days, I cleared my schedule the day. I'm the opposite. I don't have time. Like, my day time is gone.

I know. I know. But then at night, like, I'm one of these idiots who's up, like, one, two in the morning. Still, like, you know, watching it if I'm locked in. I can't because the alarm goes off, buses are waiting for me.

Yeah. But try to watch love is blind. Is it? Love is blind is actually being good this season. Okay.

“But what I was going to say is unique about love island that I think has made it so successful”

is that it is happening and you'll see this Cynthia, if you watch the not coming season. It is happening in real time with an episode coming out every single day. So people become so obsessed with it in a way that you wouldn't for a show that's coming out once a week, right? Because you know it's happening.

You know it's happening, but also you are like an active participant in it. You're going to vote. Yeah. So you can vote. You're voting people out.

You can vote people out. You can vote to recouple people. So Cynthia, one of the biggest moments from the season you watched right was when Hada and Jeremiah got split up by the audience. Yes.

Yes. And also when Nick and a Landry Boat got kicked out and then they brought them back, which was like, oh my god, wait a minute, because we were like sad they were kicked out and then they were like, all of a sudden they come back. But they had the choice to either stay gone, stay kicked out, or the two of them become

a couple. And the crazy thing is now in real life.

They're a couple, and they were never a couple in the house.

But wait, what does that mean you're coupling people? You're forced. Oh, it's like a whole thing. So basically, you go in. Is that why this is a good television?

It's so good. Yes. So you go in and you look flexibly with people? No. No.

But you're saying conflict. It starts. There's five guys. Five girls, right? Yeah.

All of a sudden, oh, everyone's coupled. Perfect. All of a sudden, a sixth girl now enters. So now all the guys, there's five guys, six girls. One of those girls is getting kicked out.

And now it's a matter of 10 that bombshell, rake in and break up one of the couples to essentially stay in the game. You all are toxic. Then it's then it's five and five, and now another guy comes in and the same thing happens.

And then it just keeps adding people and messing things up. And then the audience can vote, like, hey, we don't like you together. We're breaking you up and putting these two together. What? Crazy.

And you're in the house. You don't know that the person, like, say you, you go in and robes in there. And then you guys hit it off and you guys decide to couple. What is it called after you decide to be a couple, but like you are, like, don't want

It's called lock it down, like--

I forgot the word. It's inclusive. It's inclusive.

“But it's a different word than a inclusive, but that's what it means.”

Because normally you're in there for the social experiment of, like, actually dating other people and seeing what's going to happen, right? They don't really like when you just go in and be like, all right, I found my person in five minutes. And so now, where you're going to go with that.

So it's good to see people come apart and connect, like, fair it out. It's like sweet games. Well, and then the craziest part of the season is now, it's like five and five everyone's got their couples. Then they do Casa a more.

They take the five guys, put them in a different house with five completely new girls. To see if they can take the five girls, give them five completely new guys. Yeah, they call bombshells. So they send it, like, you already, you're in there with a bunch of hot people. And then I send, like, even hotter people in there to, like, fuck with you.

In fact, you said Casa more with a stray face. Yep. Right. Right, Nick. What in the world?

Oh, my God. Yeah, I could have gotten into baseball. Y'all are toxic people who watch a show that's crazy. So here's my thing. Here's my thing.

So I am a lover of love. I'm a Pisces. I blame a lot of me on the fact that I love. Yeah, I love love. No, but it's the idea of, like, you know, meeting someone and just finding your person.

“And like, I believe you can find your person anywhere.”

I literally, like, can walk out my front door, go to the post office and seek find my person.

Like, I just, I'm always thinking that it could happen anywhere.

Obviously, that has not worked out for me that great. But I still believe that, you know, hey, you know, just like, you know, my guy, you know, Amsterdam, I was, like, literally at an event that I wasn't even wanting to go to. And I almost didn't go.

This is like five times. This is a cast and that's where we met. Well, we didn't meet there, but that's where the connections started. So anyway, it's, it's just, you know what it is, it's like, very, um, hopeful, right? A little bit, and a weird, fucked up way.

It's like, because they are success stories, right? Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely. They're success stories. Wow.

Because in the real war, you feel like dating is like so hard and it's just, like, kind of trash. Like, just so hard to, it feels so difficult to meet people just organically now. So when you watch, you kind of put yourself in this bubble with these people and you're like, oh my god, like, you can randomly cast a group of people through them in this

house and just see what happens. It's kind of, it's kind of fun watching the journey, like, no matter which way it goes. This is like, okay. All right. It's got a cool one.

Where are we right now in love Island? Is there what happened now? There's one.

They'd always airs in the summer.

So, so you're talking about, you're referencing the one that Rob was on. Season six of love Island is the best season. It is. Is that what I love?

“You should do, if you're going to watch one, just watch season six and then.”

Because I'm so watching, like, amazing race. Like that. Yeah. That's also what I mean. Yeah.

The only thing that I don't connect with is all young people. Like I wish I had, like, an old version of older people. Right. Like the golden bachelor. Yeah.

It's a very relevant. Yeah. The issue with that is you need to be fully unemployed to be on the island because you're taking three months off from your life. Oh, yeah.

Always a retired people. But you get to go to the Fiji for three months. Which is almost, did you guys say three months? Yeah. They shoot it for three months.

You're on an island for three months. Yeah. It's crazy. While you're, like, fucking hot people, then someone else comes in and takes your man.

Yes. It's so crazy. It's so crazy. What? It is.

It's like you said it's like squid gaze, but nobody dies. Well, yeah, well, your heart's broken and you're, well, your heart's broken. Yeah, you're like, yeah, you're a lie, but you do. You can't leave broken, I guess.

Well, stronger. Our stronger. Yeah. But by the way, they all couple up and they're all unemployed. That's hot.

Jesus Christ. Yeah. They all can literally, but maybe watch, watch next week. I'll go back. Like, my eyes are bleeding from watching all day.

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“We have to talk to my Birkenbergs and live Islander episode.”

Like I don't even think we have time to talk about anything else and I was so prepared. I was so prepared to do this. There's a lot going on. Did you want to talk about meeting Eric Nam? Hello.

Yes. We didn't talk about that. I know. Well, because it was like top models to go over our lives. I know.

We're down with that, by the way. We have moved on officially. Top model. We are. We're good.

We're so good on. Except I do love. Which and everyone will. I do love some names. I do.

The names are out of control. You sent me one that's insane. It's so bad. I know. This is so funny.

“I think I'm all like died in a blizzard and Tyra made me do a shoot and then they're like”

this blizzard and so I mean I kept saying I'm in a rob, he does not get it. He's like okay and I'm like, Rob, you got a funny dog.

He has no context of he never watched models so he doesn't get it but I'm like

I swear Rob, it's funny. So I liked it. Okay. So I met Eric Nam. Where were you guys?

It's like you were just walking down a street and you were right into him. No. I had a picture. By the way. I love it.

We're talking about like he's like a beetle. I met Eric Nam. Okay. So as you know it's like it's a word season so it's all the parties and there's always one giant Chinese New Year celebration that they do at the Academy Museum.

And each year, it's like the fourth year it started off at a very small producer's house, career producer and then it just got bigger and now it takes over literally the sphere at the museum. But I walk in and you just run into all the people and it's so great because it's like

there's literally going to be a thousand people this year and like 80 percent are Asian and

I'd so thrilling and you just feel so proud because you're like wow it's like Asians and media have really just like it's just become a thing so it's very exciting. So I walk and I see my friend Kristi Chu from Boeing Empire, we're good friends from well before the show and I'm we're just sitting in the husbands are chatting and I just look up like oh my god, they're there.

I was like hey I'm like traders and she's like oh yeah yeah yeah that that shows like so pop you know I'm like okay get away from here say like get away from here do not understand so I'm like I got to meet him she's like I'll come meet him I'll meet him so I be lined for him. I just like left for all like I don't get fucked.

Oh I of course you do right I'll find you why I do it in the sea and then I'll like whatever so Kristi's following me I'm like hi I'm Kristi me kind of I just want to say I didn't like that's all I just like why they're he knows me or not I didn't really care just like hi and just huge fan and and he was this was two weeks ago so he was it was like the week that he had just become a trader so right so a week after

he became a trader as my friend Kristine she was actually on blank empire and he goes oh I know you both I watch you know I love like course I was like okay and inside I'm literally it's like literally meaning drawn line and I was like oh so

he was with like four or five other people so right course introduced myself to

“them because it's like so rude when people do you know but I'm just like we're”

so proud of you and so he was the MC of the night because they always have like

K-pop performers and stuff like that so I could feel energy like I kind of go I'm like I can I take a photo with you that's when I said to the group here I was so excited and then when he went up to do so it was a very brief moment he went up on stage like his opening jokes was how he's like a terrible trader so he was kind of hinting like you'll see him a really bad

trader but I try to like do this you know I try to make all my Asian people proud and someone made a joke on stage like called in magic ears yes golden ears oh my legs he's sterile at it but it was very brief but he's adorable much taller than I thought because I was right heels he was like tall by height or taller he looks so petite on the show I mean he's very thin but he's like taller

than I thought but it was so fun it was like you know I mean obviously he's like a singer and he has his own sort of fame and that and stuff but I'm like well everyone in this room knows who he is and he's like the star of the room and I just kind of was sitting there watching him and talk and I just was like how quickly things go from like one day you don't know who knows who you are and then

next day half a billion people watch your show yeah it's crazy you know I was just

thinking about that crystal so funny you brought that up you know what and this is what with suck the people that did trader season one they got nothing oh yeah like they were not it was not like this it was not like how it is now like I almost as bad as you know we both want to do it should we hold out a couple more years because this thing since gets bigger and bigger like President if

President it sees him on and I remember it was like like nobody even talked about it right now but now it's like instant fame I say these people I can't get away I mean I'm just kind of talking a few but even if I wasn't if every time I pick up my phone I see one of them they're doing videos together I see Rob Ron Natalie yeah they're doing like I can't even keep up with the stuff they're doing like

Rob's on Jimmy Fallon looking insane by the way like dressed up like no overalls no snakes crawling around just a nice breath pit black on black suit

and he looked like a million bucks like seriously come back come back okay

anyway so my point was I feel like if I was a season one if I was on the show season one I'd be like I need to run this thing back because these people like overnight stars like I'm doing just from doing traders like that whole bravo peacock combo is winning yeah like it's crazy yeah they've done it but I mean

“the show's been on forever I say did you okay yeah well it's I think season one”

in the difference with season two is I really think that the cast it because in season two you had people like Fadra that the bra fans were so excited that's when it started turning yeah because that like totally like was like crazy for Fadra big brother like survivor fans you had parvity you had damn these are people that true from our super super super stars of those world all together

it was like Avengers right Avengers yeah wait wait let me ask you this I keep seeing online people saying that they don't want house-wise to do traders anymore have you been seeing that what do you think about that like they break down like I saw one but it was a major art it's catching sting it's catching sting like it's kind of becoming a real conversation about like housewives

not doing it like they kind of feel like I think for ratings they just they just bring a different energy um well they bring the drama yeah they bring the drama um I don't know about strategy per se I feel like the gamers bring more strategy but I don't think that many gamers actually went in the end do they a gamers one seasons one and two and then non gamers one season three and four I

think it's early and I like I think I've said this many times like Brittany like she said to me there's clearly the gamers and then there's the bravo people or the famous people that want screen time so they work hard for screen time because that value is important to them and the gamers want the money because that's

“the value so I think that's why the show works is because you have both if you”

just have like all house-wise I don't know there's like it may kind of funny I don't know but um I think the gamers really drive the intensity I actually think a trader season with just all house-wise would be off the freaking chain like that would be insane how many of us would it be that started I love I'm cleaning myself already yeah 23 23 housewives in a castle well that's

what happened at Duran does and how did that go oh yeah well oh yeah kind of but like it was okay it was kind of like over it was like there is a

you need like there's a reason why they break us up and increments up like six

and eight like you get like you know 50 housewives within it's just kind of like

“you don't even know which who'd even what I think the thing with what exposes”

housewives on traders which is the total irony of it because housewives are depicted as sort of ruthless, heartless you know like fighting really when you watch a game show like this at some point you see their vulnerability you see and I love that that's when it gets good but the gamers stick to it and housewives are actually they show their human side like where they you could

feel Candace is so betrayed and just so angry yeah she fights like a housewife but it stems from being feeling betrayed where the gamers don't they're like sorry they don't give a shit about yeah it's not personal so I think with housewives they'll end up kicking people off because of hurt feelings not because they're playing a game and it's way back to traders we need to stop I

know we're obsessed I know okay we need to talk about Wendy's effo um yeah okay did you see so that they were there this week yeah I saw that they I mean at the end of the day what my takeaway was well what what I read was that they're going to now be tried separately now yes right yes so so what

“is that me so I know now you have to be a lawyer now on top of your”

jobs break us out so it was always that they're gonna be tried together but they

have clearly like shifted their strategy um and so they're gonna have to separate criminal trials the online chatter because while we'll never know what that really what the strategy is is that he's gonna take the fall so he weighed his right for a speedy trial yeah I just think it's gonna be a tough one for them a tough one for them yeah I think right now it's really about I mean did you

watch oh did you watch the reunion the first eclipse yeah I watched full part three okay it ended with her Karen was like kind of giving her real tough love like you need to shut your mouth I saw that I saw that clip yeah yeah so that clip went viral but when you really watch it she's just like which I agree like I can't believe you're here I can't believe your lawyers allowed you to come

to this reunion and talk about it like you did nothing wrong and she's just it's like there's so much evidence against them but she doubled down she's like our house is broken into the kids said oh my god yeah our dog messed up the house yes we called the police and they said 10 months later the cops come and said the same cop that came and she was opened there and she said I said

did you find him did you find them and he goes there was never breaking and she

tells the story so cleanly and I'm like I guess in their mind is to stick this is the story and that's it and I will be unwavering in the story but I just don't think that's I don't not an attorney but I don't I don't know I just think you say low skip the reunion send your love we'll get through this as a family wrap it up but she's out there fighting other girls about like the

season like as if nothing happened and like her charges can put her in prison over 20 years like I would not be wasting my time on that couch I would be with my kids I don't know that's my thing I it's just really really sad to me I look the reunion is hard enough with nothing going on okay I cannot actually imagine doing anything other than being consumed with what's gonna

happen you know without come of that whole thing especially because of my kids and stuff you know what I'm saying so you would literally have to come and send somebody to check on my ass as I like to tell you it would be really hard because I would be just it would just be really hard like I don't know how she's able to do it and she she looks great do on it that's for sure she

seems very she'll look so gorgeous have the right clearly best rest she looks absolutely stunning like a Hollywood actress like she just looked beautiful I couldn't stop looking at her like tens across the board and just she's seemed very calm and composed to like I felt like she really thought about what she was gonna say and she tried to answer everything is best she could

“I think there was where some things that she said she couldn't answer but it”

felt like whatever she could answer she tried to answer it looks like she's going to try all soon she asked for it next month and I know they said they didn't have a jury ready until maybe May but it looks like maybe she wants to get it

it was me I'd be like let's what's gonna happen because I couldn't it would

“drive me crazy to not know my my fate of what you know just you know from”

the kids standpoint like if I'm going to have to go to prison let me know in advance when I'm going so I could just set up my life and a way instead of my family so I could go do it already I would hate to keep dragging it out like I don't want to be touching right whether they want she wants them to have more time to build her case or this time it sounds like she wants to go as fast as

possible so the prosecution has less time to develop their case that's okay okay and by the way I understand that too I mean for me I guess I would try to

delay it every second I could to spend more time with my kids but like I'm not

quite understanding they're saying that this the way they're doing it's designed for Eddie to take the fall but I guess wouldn't Eddie go first then if that's gonna happen theoretically it would be you're pushing some of like maybe to

“have your stuff to Eddie get all the more discovery yes get all of the”

Wendy stuff and then maybe there's no double jeopardy at that point her trials are even happened if they're discovering more Wendy involvement there I see once she settled in if they reveal more stuff when it comes to him they can't use that anymore because she already settled theoretically yeah theoretically right okay it looks like they're going to do a trial unless you know you go as

here last minute they go to like a plea deal or you know or maybe she'll

plea and I have no idea I mean it's those poor kids and yeah by the way I was so interesting because I don't I don't watch I was really interested in this reunion but that this reunion was really like very interesting and so then I watched her wife swap episode oh how was that literally it's like she's all about her family and so I was really devastated because when you don't

really know some of I was I did a panel with her bravo con before you know obviously I'm very like I tend to be quite enamored with academics so I'm like incredibly smart woman very put together obviously very beautiful her husband seems very sweet you know and they were like they were the whole family so great on the show and so it changed how I felt about it because I'm like it's

so easy for me to talk about it when you don't know the person right right because I'm like they did this they did this I mean obviously right yeah right and until proven but I like that it out and then then I got a glimpse into their home life I'm like okay now I I feel a little bit differently I just really wish them the best outcome that could possibly happen for their family of course of course absolutely

now my it's so heartbreaking to watch like honestly like I keep thinking I'm going to go to sleep and wake up and it's going to all be some big misunderstanding you know what I mean like like oops sorry we had the wrong two people it's actually that three people three doors down from them that we were you know dealing with

“and you know I think they are handling it the best way to get like I don't know”

I don't even know what to say like I just can't even imagine but I am rooting for them I really am praying for the kids and I hope I wish them the best possible outcome yeah under the circumstances like but else can I say it's like you don't want to see any you know I don't like seeing stuff like this happen it's not crazy and we're gonna know soon enough for this yeah pretty tough I need to go back

to love I really quick is that oh my look at what I'm saying is the house Ariana

yes who looks insane she is amazing oh my god you know yeah okay wait a minute you're

just meeting you're just hanging out with everyone like I got to get my aspect LA like stop hanging out with all the people that I want to hang out with you and those people well I know you're getting on a plane in like a day so thank God I am you're going to tell me right okay God yes I know I went to the golden crappies watch what crappies yeah oh yeah they reached they've

reached out to me about that was that fun it was so fun so I've gotten to know Ronnie because of Jeff Lewis he does the show us and he messaged me and I did their live and they're like will you you come and present an award this crappies thing I was like okay whatever and I wasn't sure if I was in town but I was so I went I'm literally thinking I'm like they're guest they're only guest I walk in

literally so many problem people and AJ from the backstreet boys is there oh yeah ok I was dead I go what are you doing here he goes oh we showed the same like

sphere and they called me and they said what you do the opening I said sure I'm like he's on the biggest tour backstreet boys right now and who in to do this show and so many people were there so I was like okay no he's a big deal I actually co-hosted something with him it was like one of the big music festivals and he and I were together and he was super sweet guy really really

nice but I'm saying the crappins boys like they've created this massive like the entire cast of like the new Vanderpump was there Katie Janella was there she told me the funny story she just got back from oh I saw you and Katie posted a

picture together yeah I never loved that she's a sweetheart like the great

thing about like watching people on TV and meeting them in person you got to just like be always open to okay so this is what's happening here but you're in

“my face right now and I get to really get my own experience of what I think”

about you it was very nice she's very it was brave but you know it's hard because like she's like I'm really close to like how they're grow as you know and like that grow so like it's a little bit even though it's on television it's real life you know like these are people that don't like each other so but I'm of course I'm friendly and we take a picture she tells me the funniest story they

just gotten back from like a big golf tournament and they it's like they were

down on the ground and then there's like other levels of like guest to watch you

know fans at watch at least she does at least five different people over the weekend we're screaming crystal crystal and she's like I'm not crystal I'm Korean and I met her husband who was also lovely and he was like they were literally screaming at me we love your movies and he's like I don't make me listen people think a Marlo all the time like this one lady I literally got

into it with her at the airport because she came up to me and she was like oh you're gonna act like you don't you can't speak oh and I was like I'm sorry wait wait what do you know she was like really girl I just was with you like four days ago and I was like no you were she was like Marlo really and I was like I'm not

Marlo sorry embarrassed she was like oh my god and she was I was the funniest

thing and she actually does she's a makeup artist and she actually works with Fadra and when I went to New Orleans for Fadra is event we got a chance to laugh about it because I was like when you came to me in the airport and you were like getting me together because you thought I was like shading you are not speaking it was the funniest thing but I get Marlo as my friend I even got

Fadra one time oh you know and Fadra's like wait smaller than I am and we

“look nothing alike who else have I gotten I think you look at Kenya you know what”

and I think if I had to look like anyone you know I see the Marlo thing but I definitely could see why someone maybe would be like Kenya for sure we don't look alike but I mean she's a beautiful woman so I mean not sending anyone's not what you know what I'm saying I see there's definitely Kenya moment to your face for sure well it must be our cheat but but it's great so

to your point like I'm not surprised it was like oh like they would think that you guys were like the same person or whatever because again like it's so funny I mean it's such a classic oh house wise look alike but oh there's just been the video of Kathy Hilton coming over to my house and members she was asking for snacks and robbing her like a cracker yes yeah exactly the video in there

like then start the video I wanted to give a little backstory to that because literally it's like has gone viral again and the comments are like how do you not have food out for someone how do you not have some right someone's coming over home so rude and like oh Christmas will be a host okay I need to say this out loud in my house people don't just pop by I don't have a house like

that we don't we I live in the hills no one just stops by and especially on housewives everything is schedule right like you have a you have a calendar you have a call time and Kathy's coming over at 5 p.m. that was the whole time to talk the correct whatever wrap it up because I think we just want on a trip and they want to cheap they wanted me to let her know what happened I texted her on the

way I said do you want like food like do you want to have food she doesn't know I'm running to dinner so I literally have no time I'm like got it so I was like okay so we'll just have some wine so she comes in hi and it's like Tiffany snacks and

“that's why we're like panicked and robes looks at me like you told me you know”

this is gonna be a moment and I literally was I was even more panic because I had already asked her 30 minutes prior and she's like no I don't want anything to eat

balls off literally I was so stressed out and then she leaves and I was like what oh my god thank God she didn't because I would have had they would have not the scene it was I've seen your pantry and I've seen your refrigerator girl you got a house full of food yeah and that has yeah absolutely okay so that is so I'm

“so happy you shared that because context editing all the things because I remember”

watching it I was like wait okay first of all I was like she knows she's why did she want a cracker and then I was like why is there not something there and and just was such an odd thing it was just so like I don't know where like I don't even remember what you guys watch you even came over that she just came to let get the scoop right like that it was like when it was seen and so I was

like wine and then she'd give a soda and it was like do we have soda I coaxed oh cheese we have a basket here of then we have a coke zero yeah we're like we're being on the basket it was so crazy and then she asked for a little napkin we're doing napkin we had an napkin so she leaves and I don't ever say anything to her until like I don't know I think I mentioned to her like a year

“or two later and I could you remember that she goes yeah and like you told me”

not to give you anything oh no it was Eric and you asked for everything when you get there yeah she goes napkin's coaxed everything but sure to cat the form I was so we had Eric it was like a funny scene oh my god do you remember that she goes not really I go I literally asked you because I thought she would say oh she's trying to be a scene funny and she goes like I literally don't remember

but like obviously I was starving I was like I know you told me not to give you any food and she was like whatever I was hungry I was like oh my god scrim like so anyways I just like it's been going around and I thought I would just address it

because it was so crazy but like I because I always want to like look proper like

I did and then but I'm so glad she told me not to take anything because the ended up being like the scene was just a comedy scene it wasn't so her and she

“didn't remember she's like oh she's hungry like okay but I know they she did not do it”

intentionally but that's something she would have done because she like is such a like jokester she's like yeah I agree yeah anyway no I love it is there anything on the show that you've always been like oh my god people people comment they think it is exactly how turned out like I'm trying to think like right off hand like a situation that's similar to that I always try to like at least have like something because like a

landup we eat and drink like so I always know those bitches are gonna want something

so I always have like no I always have like some kind of like a shakudari situation going on you know a fruit bowl or something for them because they used to come in and be like we just always hungry and I feel like there's something about going into a scene that makes me hungry too I'm like all right I'm here now like I don't want to get tea without any food I'm like okay I clearly came here for you to tell me something okay we order a burger

while you're doing it right oh because it's like something to do there's like it's a physical thing and to be honest since we're just gonna say it it's not like she's there for 15 minutes a scene like that is usually two hours at least if you're lucky for us it's like two I don't know girl so yeah so she wasn't angry when she got there but of course I was gonna be hungry like an hour into it so I know but anyways it was a such a wastey speaking

of burgers we were gonna talk about the burger thing the uh oh yeah okay so it's been going this viral thing where the I watched it because I a lot of McDonald's um the CEO McDonald's was describing how this like the new burger right the big arch the big arch and it's good by the way like he didn't make it seem like that when he took a bite he literally like nibble to sell it no and then he showed it and it literally like barely barely took a bite

I topped the body it was almost like the center yeah it was so little I like it like it was like this it was like I don't eat this rat in fact it was so horrible and then who was it it was Burger King was next trolled him and like the CEO went in and took like a big ass bite which was brilliant and just this week it was something's running down his face he's like he sold it

reservoir and then I see Wendy's Wendy's is always trolling on social media when he's is what

did they when he said it a Wendy's is the same thing it was just like here's us actually enjoying our burger yeah yeah but they always comment I know you know Wendy's has a deal with um Lisa Barlow

they tell her but yeah I saw that I just like the pose I think she's doing a thing with Wendy's right now yeah she

always does it but it's so funny because like even though McDonald's CEO totally after it up

it's like the Kathy thing yeah if he had done it well no one to care right to one we'll be talking about it he took a big bite not one person to watch that commercial

“that's true because he was so like stupidly dainty about it that's what made it”

great and now we see what I'm gonna double it's like I'm not gonna order that burger but like I'm still gonna have my caramel sunday I have every single day I have a confession like for whatever reason why no why actually my assistant came over like randomly I don't like three weeks ago yeah I'm putting your own blast um and he had chicken nuggets and I've seen the video no don't I don't I've already seen okay well there's a video so I don't like I was like uh

because I check and I get every week with sweet and sour sauce listen and I watch I watch them because I'm like you know I'm doing good you know like I have like you know a cheat day here and there but for the most part I don't even think about like fast food he said there and the way he dumped his nuggets in his sauce and enjoyed it I was like I just had to have it so

“basically since that happened oh then I think he may have had the nerve to have like a fish sandwich”

as well which is one of my things that I like with extra tartar sauce oh my god I grew up in that was my because my mom said it was healthier because it was fish listen like and in my mind I'm like okay it's a fish sandwich and it's just and and then I make myself feel better and I just get the kids meal chicken nugget thing just to get like the combination of both I can't stop eating it I know and I get it with the sweet and sour sauce like when I'm like sitting here and I'm like okay

I want something you know you be looking at your house you're looking at your refrigerator you're looking at pantry it's not it's full but it's nothing you want right nothing guess what I want feel like eating that damn fish sandwich and the five piece make my get with the sweet and sour sauce and if I'm feeling really like all in it then I'll mix it with like the hot mustard and the sweet and sour don't you don't you don't listen get your complete life everything that is what my

friend orders so if McDonald's if y'all trying to sell some fish sandwiches or you don't that five piece been nugget that sweet and sour sauce I can do a video and sell it I'll have everybody eating it I just want to add it together I just want to coupon because I go to McDonald's three days away no joke no joke when you just go through the I forgot you the drive through band like you're

off with but the shape always I'm sorry I'm so it's terrible I go literally I go a lot

I got a lot in my air mess blanket my air rose belt you're broken bag is you got it like strapped in the seat belt getting your no what are you so what are you order at McDonald's okay changes a little bit different depends if I'm at the kids but like normally I'll do a happy meal okay wait I get no no no no no no no oh wait chicken nuggets chicken nuggets okay and if I'm hungry what's it sauce though I need to get sour giri oh yeah so good right that's it okay

and then the baby fries but I don't get I don't get the apples I get two fries but of course I literally the DJ DJ brimmy my bag of apples that have been sitting in a refrigerator like if you look at what you pull it out like of course I ate the other shit like I ate the chicken nuggets ate the um and I was actually a little in my films I didn't know I could swap out the apples for

extra fries always double fries that's a no apples and then every time so then that will be my big

order with a caramel sunday but if I'm not that hungry I just get a caramel sunday so I eat a

“caramel sunday at least twice a week because you know I used to remember day but do not do the”

street crystal here's a problem then and then we got to go the McDonald's some of the McDonald's their ice creams here's my receipt here's my receipt you get second fry don't do that it's such a same refrigerator it's gross and I'm like I ate all the other stuff but the one thing I should have ate was these apples I know and nope all right Zara thank you do you get do you have McDonald's I do I get a big Mac no pickles and onions medium fries wait wait wait wait you're taking

up the best part no pickles and onions are you at it your mind if I'm going to McDonald's I'm not there for vegetables to be so honest I do pickle now I'm a system of goals I love the call if I get also throw out by the way this is gonna sound insane you're gonna think I'm a crazy person Taco Bell has new chick they didn't have new chicken nuggets I know I see your face

Taco Bell chicken nuggets are actually really good okay I'm down oh my god I only have one order

I don't really talk a Taco Bell sound my thing to my mom's my mom's love so I'm gonna I I only get being in cheese burrito mmm we went I have a video of us remind me's I like to send you the video of Crystal and I she pulled me into her nonsense and we went to Taco Bell she and I went to Taco Bell we're at Taco Bell by the way we're on the way home of rag and we don't have much time because we're gonna film a lot today Cynthia's paid this one look at Crystal doesn't use cash like I actually

have a wallet because she wants to save herself from aliens yeah and it was so good yeah I just like like five six months ago yeah this is before I really really like clocked in obviously I mean you know don't threaten me with a being in cheese burrito because you know I love the Mexican pizza

“I know everyone loves that that's what I love eating I was so pissed when I took the thing off yeah”

you know what I appreciate about Taco Bell by the way I don't have to wait three days and spend seven hours in the store to get my burrito yes thank you right there and it's for everybody it's for everybody everyone gets one and you don't need a connect no no no you probably have your salesperson there sure they know me but I I'll say this we're gonna wrap it up because I don't make Donald's I know you're listening

some ice cream machines are creamy which is what I like the really really creamy ice cream some are icy mmm I don't want the icy I want the cream I want the full fat ice cream I don't want that weird and it's not unique to each individual I just feel like sometimes I get a creamy sentence I don't so I don't know if they're not it's like a machine like a soda machine where they're not adding enough cream base but I want it all like I'm going there and it's five dollars now for that

Sunday it's five dollars now yeah with taxes like five thirty it's gonna be a lot of money I want

“what I want you need to get exactly what you're signing up for how crazy is that yeah yeah so my”

bill when I have ice cream chicken nuggets and the fries it's like 14 dollars like give me what I want I feel like we should do food reviews together we should like I'll be here I'll hold it girl hold your whole day long I would do like I'm is a muffin that will be fun okay I'm gonna be in LA for a little bit so let's have some fun and we should taste that and do and critique it because you know it's so crazy I'd like to like help promote my friends businesses like Kelly from Housewives

yet chicken and waffles when I tell you the best damn fried chicken I've ever had in my life

in the waffles of bomb too but like like I would go I would always do a video but you know

like it looks so like effortless when I see the food reviews on Instagram they'd like eat it I'm

“like drop and shit oh it's hard work like I'm like I suck at doing like those kind of things but”

it looks so easy and you know I want to do the makeup tutorial but I started and I'm like I don't have time for this I gotta put makeup on I gotta go I don't even know how to like speed it up really it's it's a mess but in my mind I would love to just like review stuff in my real life that I like because I can appreciate when people you know how much stuff I buy and order because I see someone like influencer who just sells me out I'm like I'm getting that from my hair right now

but I I suck like I'm basically like I would love to get better at that well next week I'll

I'm gonna bring some faster than let's do it okay so we're gonna say bye but I just want to plug something really bad we're gonna say we keep saying that we're gonna say bye and this is it and then we keep talking but all right okay it's for real this time this is the last thing but this week if any of you guys are going into South by Southwest in Austin then being I are gonna be there we're gonna be there on the 15 um doing a panel about our little show so if you guys are in town

please say hello to us come to our panel and if we'll be running around Austin for that weekend so we hope to see you guys there we would love that you guys for real for real for real come through and say hello we love see you guys all right thank you guys we love you okay and let's see you next week [BLANK_AUDIO]