American Grift Story

- So we're supposed to start the podcast.

(upbeat music) - E-1, 2, 3. Patriots, Patriots, Patriots, Black Triets, Brown Triets. I wanna call out specifically white women that voted for Trump can do what, Pumps.

Fuck off! All right, let's tell us what you've had it with, Pumps. - Okay, what I've had it with, and this is primarily directed at myself. But what I've had it with

is when you're laying in bed at night, and you have an idea, or you have something, like, oh, I need to pick this up. Instead of writing it down,

“I just assume I'm gonna remember the next day,”

and I never remember it. And so this morning, I was like, I've had it. I've done with that, 'cause I had like two ideas last night going to bed that I was like, oh my gosh, that's a great idea.

Can't remember in this morning, so after 40 years, because I'm a quick learner, I'm gonna start putting it in the notes on my phone. That's my new pledge. Are you suggesting that you're 40 years old?

No, but I only have conscious memories since about 40, and I know I've been doing, for about 40 years, and I know I've been doing this forever. Like laying in bed thinking, oh, I need to do this, and then I forget the next day, and it drives me crazy.

- No, I do that too. The main thing with it, I do, is I'll hide something from myself. Oh, I need to put this somewhere really special. So I'm putting it somewhere in my closet, and I'm like, oh, I'll totally remember where this is.

There's no way I could forget this, and I make this mental note. A month later, I'm looking for whatever it is that I've hidden from myself, and in fact, I've completely hidden it from myself.

“I do that all the time, and I think when I put it away,”

this is a great spot to put this in,

and then I never remember where this spot is.

All right, let me tell you what I've had it with. I've had it with corporations that somehow have gotten my email address without me being consensual in this, and they email me, and then I've unsubscribed, and then they notify me, like, hey, thanks for unsubscribing.

I'm like, we broke up. Then now there's a new component to this. I got an email yesterday from somebody I've unsubscribed to, like, twice. And it was an email saying, just to let you know, we've updated our privacy rules.

I'm like, I have a great idea. How about, don't invade my privacy by mowing into my e-mail box, telling me about your updated privacy bullshit, when you clearly don't have it, don't believe in it. This is a gaslighting, tieristic email,

that you have the audacity to think you can stand on the moral high ground and preach to me about privacy when you're mowing into my e-mail box, when I've asked twice, yeah, for you not to email me anymore. Like, it's the new privacy rules updated.

Let me see if I can find it. It just makes me insane, the sounds of New York. It makes me insane these e-mails.

And I'm always, I feel like I'm always fighting,

fighting these people in my e-mail box. It's like trench warfare, at all times. No, the worst part is, if I've unsubscribed, why do you think I'd give a shit about your privacy policies? Exactly, oh, here it is.

Here it is, I've unsubscribed. The subject is, we've updated our terms and privacy policy. I'd like for you to take it over the finish line and update your privacy policy to respect my privacy policy.

“And I think, sadly, here's the thing about these e-mail terrorists.”

You can't reply to them. No, they haven't set up towards a one-sided relationship. And so they're invading your privacy. And I'd like to respond to that e-mail and say, please add, do not email Jennifer Welch

to your privacy policy because you continue. But it's like, sorry, this is a mass e-mail, you can't respond to this. So it's just the e-mail terrorism that goes unaddressed at all times and everybody's trying to rack it.

Just running some bracket via e-mail and targeting you. And then out of all of the things in the world, do you think I give a fuck in this surveillance state that we're living in about your privacy policy? Really, like, I have an idea.

How about be a corporation that stands up to Trump and his invasion of all of our privacy and Peter Teele? How about email that out? To a corporation that's gonna stand up against MAGA and Palantir. Do that.

I'm in.

“All right, then buy some merch from you.”

Let's roll, game on. - No, I completely agree with that. And whenever you talk about privacy policies,

it always clicks my head.

Like anytime somebody talks about the privacy policy. It always immediately comes into my mind that every time you go to the doctor, you have to sign the updated HIPAA, which is their privacy rules.

So they make you aware of their privacy rules. And then I think to myself, but women in abortion, man, America, you're so proud of our privacy and how you offer privacy.

But you are sending someone's private, confidential information to the fucking government because you want to control women and what's going on in their uterus. And it just encourages me all over.

“- Yeah, and that makes me think about Kevin Stitt,”

the governor of Oklahoma, governor Lentick. This guy who is just a big, big Bible thumber. And it seems like one of his number one agendas is to help the less the one percent accumulate wealth and to punish women.

These abortion laws are punitive towards women, specifically poor women, which just proportionally affects women of color. And so the whole Christian bullshit, these Republican politicians throw around,

is a total racket. But speaking of doctors in HIPAA and privacy, I'm gonna pivot here for a second. So I'm face-timing Josh last night, right?

And so he has like, he's always got problems with his teeth.

I mean, he's always got some dental crisis, right? He's always like, I've got a crown, I've got to get a new crown, I have a temporary crown. But now we've graduated to dental implants, somewhere in the back of his mouth.

“So he goes to the oral surgeon yesterday”

and the nurse that's like saying, okay, well this is your pre-surgery prep blah, blah, blah, blah. She leans down while he's on the exam table and whispers, by the way, I know you can't take opiates. - Like it's a secret?

- Well, I mean, for Josh's perspective Angie, he's just going to the dentist, right? - Right. - She knows this information because of the podcast because she's a listener of the podcast.

- Ew. Not from his file, right? She knows this information because she listens. And then she said, yeah, I don't want Jennifer Welch after me.

So we'll be prescribing like, I'd be pre-prevent and I thought, oh my God, this is like one of the greatest things ever, 'cause I don't have to worry about that at all anymore. Because for me for 25 years, it's real stressful

for, and a lot of listeners can relate and understand this. It's incredibly stressful when you love somebody that is addicted. And trying to navigate the healthcare system when you have a pre-existing condition,

such as addiction, which means you have an allergy. You are, when they ask her, you allergic to medications and addict is 100% allergic to benzodiazepines, amphetamines, opiates, et cetera. A lot of doctors, I have found through my great love,

grand love story with one Josh Welch. Don't understand addiction, it's really troubling and they're so quick to prescribe meds in our hyped up capitalism, capitalistic medical system. And they can prescribe relapse,

and it's just, it's always been such a worry of mine.

So it was absolutely music to my ears with this oral surgeon, the nurse of the oral surgeon, Oklahoma, if you're listening right now, shout out to you. This variety takes a village, and a counter-rate mix of village. And I just appreciate the all hands-on-deck nature

of us managing number one Josh's hype of Andrea, and number two relapse management. And so this is just like, in all of the Trump factory, that some Patriot, Patriot, Black triot, Brown triot, listener, in Oklahoma City has my back,

and more than anything has Josh's back, right? 'Cause it's such a dangerous thing. And so, you know, he just he goes, yeah, so, you know, I gotta get these dental implants, and I'm like, another night, we're talking about Josh's,

you know, many elements and procedures that he's gonna have. And so I'm kind of like conquering down, and then he tells me that story, and I'm like, kind of perk up, and I'm like, what?

Did she listen to me? Because, well, yes, she's a listener. That's so funny. Shout out to you, I love you.

like, at 55, I would need a knee replacement,

and luckily, I've been really working on trying to avoid that, because I have the concern about going to the doctor, and I cannot take opioids, and it's like, I would just rather have intermittent pain

“than have to do that, because I think doctors”

are too quick to prescribe it. And it worries me like, what I say now, all of those things, so I just wanna avoid it all together. - Yeah. You know, I realized Pam's and I have a friend

who will remain anonymous as per the codes of sobriety. And she had an incident where she was on a dock. And she's like, 20, 20 plus year sober. This friend of ours, and we're full friend of mine and Pam's. 20 plus year sober, she's on a boat dock, boats coming up,

anyway, her foot gets between the dock and the boat, and her toe almost gets completely amputated. She's screaming, toes about to fall up big toe, and family gets her in a car, races her to the hospital.

She's screaming, horrific pink is all the nerve endings down in the toe. And they were like, we're gonna give you some morphine or we're gonna give you this. And throughout all of that, this woman,

who's 20 plus year sober,

“this is like, such a profile and courage seriously.”

She screams, do not give me any of that, do not inject me with any narcotics. And her family was like, come on, quit trying to be a hero. Take the drugs, and she's like, she grabs the doctor's hand. She told me that, she grabbed the doctor's hand.

And she said, if you inject that into me,

the pain from that is gonna be million times worse

than the pain from this toe. Give me what you can, sew it up. And I just thought, that is really such an important story that people have to guard their sobriety with that type of tenacity.

Because it's so sad, you know, it's been so sad for me personally, when Josh and I everything's great and then there's a relapse, it's just, it's really devastating and the cascading effect of it is massive.

So I really appreciate the, it takes a village to contain Josh, well, just type of thermia, a hypothermia, hypocondria. Now I've put that out in the world. Now he's gonna start saying, you know what,

I think I have hypothermia. It would have really cold winter. I better go get an MRI. I might have hypothermia. He's had the MRI, remember the doctor said, finally,

I don't know what you want me to do.

“Your health, that you need to leave my office,”

but somehow he's talked us away and do a couple of dental implants. So I would think that would be kind of hard to fake, but I must say he's had a lot of dental issues. I will say it's a lot, it's just all,

he has a lot of issues, well, it's hard work, he's older than you, he's a year older than me,

and they always say the number one thing in your health,

you need to take care of is your teeth as you get older. Yeah, all right, let's welcome. I've had it, I'm Jennifer, I'm Angie HB, I see B for Beaver. We are America's top DEI podcast. We are trying to ignite women,

gay triates, patriates, patriates, black triates, brown triates, to fight for this country to start up a brand of fucking politics where we're compassionate and to the people that aren't compassionate, we're hateful.

We say, fuck you, we're gonna take our country back. All right, let's check you out with the lesis, Kylie. Hi, how are the lesbians doing? They're good, I've actually been promoted since the podcast won a glad award.

I got a couple of texts being like, do you feel like a superior gay? Like, I'm now more gay than some other gays, 'cause I have a glad award under that. I love that, I shout out to glad.

So you're positioning in the gay community and lesbian community is elevated. - Excellent names. - I know a top gay. I want an award for gayness. - Yeah. - Excellent.

- I've got a review for you guys. It's titled Therapists for the Psychotherapist and Hazel the Therapy Dog. And Jenny the Therapist gives you five stars, she writes. Jennifer and Pumps, you two are literally therapists

for this psychotherapist. I'm a psychotherapist in the DC area and every morning on my drive to a full day of clients, I start my day with I've had it. I spend my days helping people process anxiety, anger,

and some mornings it can feel overwhelming

before the day even begins. Then you two start talking and suddenly I'm laughing in my car like a lunatic. You somehow managed to say exactly what so many of us are thinking while also bringing a humor, humanity

and sanity back into the combo. Truly, your therapist for this psychotherapist. Also Jennifer, as a fellow, Jennifer and proud 70s baby, I'm right there with you in that generation where every classroom had five of us with the same name.

My therapy dog Hazel comes to work with me every day, listens on the drive too and loves you both as much as I do.

“Honestly, I think she considers herself part”

of the I've had it fan club. You keep me grounded, make me laugh and have become the best part of my morning ritual along with my coffee.

Thank you for helping so many of us

feel a little less alone out there. I mean, Jenny the Therapist, that's so nice. Number one, I would say I have contributed a lot of money to your profession. Great, to try to unravel my own psychosis issues,

personality disorders, et cetera. But number two, Jenny the Therapist brings up something incredibly important, an untapped portion of the Capturable audience, which are the K9s. And we haven't really ever talked about this before,

but my dogs, for those of you watching on YouTube, are right down here. You can kind of see over my shoulder. There's a lot, Chacha, Tabby's a little bit closer to me right now because we all know he's a Jennifer sexual.

And then Hazel, you know, I want to give a shout out to the dog triates listeners that get in their cars

“with their owners and ride to wherever you have to go”

in this country of ours, this dictatorship that we all live in now. And this has been hard on you as well. I mean, the president calls people he doesn't like a dog. Like he is taken your name and made it a slur. And the dog bigotry coming out of this administration

is not talked about. Our dog listeners are not talked about. And so I just want to say, Jenny, thank you so much for including Hazel and that that type of inclusivity is going to be an integral part of our opposition party

and our future recovery from all of this. Being more inclusive to canines. And we need to rectify an atone for the fact that a man was voted for three times elected twice by people who say their dog levers.

And clearly they're not by their vote for Trump. Yeah. He said a lot of really bad things about dogs, really bad.

And he didn't have a dog, like he's never had a pet.

Thank God. Thank you. Thank God. He doesn't have a dog. Can you imagine the treatment?

“You make a good point, too, is there are dog mayors?”

There are dogs that write the subways and cities. Like they're being left out of politics a little bit. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Remember the government completely

that navigated the New York subway? Like when I read that was the Moscow subway. I was. Okay. Yeah.

That's impressive. Well, it's a network of dogs, in Moscow, street dogs, that's right, that know how to go get their needs met in the city of Moscow by navigating the subways. And I'll just say this, you know, I lived in a red state

all of my life up until this past fall. And I now live in New York City and the dog culture here is far more inclusive, far more a part of everyday life than any place I've ever lived in my entire life. So I think there is a link between people who are

faux dog lovers, which I think are abundant. And then the people who are outright bigoted towards canines like kanks. And so I just think there's a lot, you know, we've made a strong case for quite some time

if you're seeing like cops to reveal, part of you keep going down all of the things that are a slippery slope to maga. And dog exclusivity, dog bigotry is I think definitely a contributing factor to magaism. And those that are all about dog inclusivity

and bringing together the canines in the human beings are clearly anti-fascist anti-magic. Pretty soon we're going to see a study about it. Always. OK, speaking of studies, there's a new one that's going around

that we need to talk about, which we kind of already knew, but it solidifies it. It says, watching short form content harms the brain five times worse than alcohol.

warns that binging on short form videos, like reels, TikTok shorts, can damage brain function more than alcohol. These bite-size clips overstimulate the brain's reward pathways, reducing attention span, weakening memory retention, and increasing impulsive behavior.

They also say that it really affects critical areas

like the prefrontal cortex.

“I agree with this, because I think I can feel when I do this,”

when I binge on shorts or reels, I feel myself getting dumber. I feel it. So I don't do it that often. Like I have really made a concentrated effort to spend a lot less time on social media consuming stuff like this, because I feel like, well, not only do I feel brain rot,

I feel like spiritual rot in it. There's just whenever I'm just like, conquer it on the front of my, oh my god, stop it, put it down, go live your life, live with the humans, live with the things that are tangible, live with the things

that are real. Like, I'm so over all of this shit. And I have also read some studies that Gen Z is starting to wane off of social media. They're seeing it decline in Gen Z drinking alcohol, Gen Z is use of social media.

So I'm hopeful that they get off of it, because I think it's really bad. And then people when they're on it, like you could be talking to somebody, you're like, hello, hello, and they're just like,

“and I think we all know who I'm talking about when I say that.”

Yeah, I my attention span and my ability of focus is in the shitter. And I know it's probably part of it's my age, but a lot of it, I attribute social media. You consume a lot. Yeah. The minute we like, there's a break filming,

Kylie and I are like talking, Pamela's head is like, down, hunched over, like, totally in the algorithm. Or like, we'll just, I'll be out with people to dinners and meals and stuff and Pamela's just, she's just in her algorithm. And I'm just kind of like, yeah.

And I'm so, so, so guilty of the dopamine hit of hating Trump. Like, I, in that cycle, like, I want, and it's fucked up. I mean, I know it's fucked up, but it's like you just want to, like, oh my god, what did you do? You don't, I mean, like, I have become addicted to that. No question.

Yeah, it's not good for you, Pam. No, it's not good. You're going to have to wait off of these social media. You can't be a 57-year-old, compulsive vapor and social media addict. It's going to be maybe this is why you're single.

I'm not many, or perhaps if we got to get, you got to give up one, either the vaping. I'm sure it's the social media. I mean, come on. Okay, I have had it. I have had it with people using religion as a hall pass to control everyone else's lives.

I've had it with politicians pretending the Constitution is optional when it comes to church and state.

The first amendment is actually very clear.

The government does not get to pick a religion or force one on the rest of us, period. But right now, Christian nationalists are trying to shove their beliefs into public schools, into laws, into courts, and we are not doing this. The freedom from religion foundation is one of the few groups, actually fighting back. They take these cases on, they enforce the Constitution and they protect everyone's freedom of

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Go to Shopify.com/haddit. That's Shopify.com/haddit. Okay, speaking of brain rot, I guess this is like episode two of my series of, I watched something so that nobody else had to. Last night, I watched the Melania movie. Oh my gosh, you did it. Were you able to pirate it so you didn't give her numbers? Well, allegedly. So it's out on streaming now, which I've been waiting for because I knew I could watch it

without helping give her numbers in different ways. So I did that, so she didn't get any of my metrics,

“but I, so last week I did Candace, right? Yeah. I got sucked into that. She's entertaining. This was”

probably the most difficult hour and 44 minutes of my life to get through. It is genuinely, and this

is a bipartisan opinion. It's genuinely so fucking boring. So I watched it, I started it, I'm just going to run through a couple of things I noted. Oh, I'm so excited. One, it's not a documentary, it's completely scripted. It opens with like eight to nine minutes of music playing and her just walking. This is about the whole movie. Is her sitting in cars driving, trying on outfits and photoshoots, right? Not a lot of talking. And so it opens with the song "Gimme Shelter" by the

Rolling Stones. And this stood out to me because at one point I was listening to the lyrics and it's about like death and destruction in the Vietnam War. Yeah. And I, I look at the captions that are playing the lyrics. And it's her, there's a bottle ahead of Trump. "Rape Murder" yeah. And I just, I don't think it's so lost on these people. So lost. That, that couldn't have been such an easy fix that has to be on purpose. The opening song to your documentary is this, "Rape Murder"

just a shot away, "Rape Murder" yeah. So I thought that was a choice for sure. And then the other thing I noticed, there's no plot at all. It covers about three days that they stretch into an hour 44 like leading up to the inauguration. The whole thing's fake. It's three days and it's so drug out.

“I mean, it's hard to watch. It's super fake and you have to watch her hold Donald Trump's hand”

quite a bit. And I know she hates holding his hand. We've seen her. The one thing they could not fake is they make it known that they sleep in separate beds. Like he says good night, he goes into this bedroom. She goes into that. So I thought through all the fakeness, they couldn't just fake that for the documentary. That was her line. Right, she did not let me just think. Let me just add something here. If there was a documentary about

Michelle Obama or Barack Obama and they didn't sleep in the same bed. Fox News would go fucking live support. I see you mental institution quote unquote insane asylum Hannibal Lecter shit to quote their leader. They would lose their fucking. Oh, so their marriage is a sham. So traditional marriage. I mean, they would go fucking bananas. And this is just such a minor point. I don't give a fuck if they sleep in the same bed. I don't care if the president goes golfing.

I don't care if the president goes on vacations. Both sides take care, participate in all that. I'm not wound up about the East Wing that much. I don't really give a fuck about the ballroom. I care about the shit that impacts people's lives. But Fox, they care about all that shit, all of it. And if a Democrat tore down the East Wing, goes golfing does all the shit that the

out. They can't call balls and strikes. They can only call it on one side. And I don't really give a shit about that stuff. I wouldn't care if the president had a girlfriend. I don't care about that shit. I care about their policy and their leadership more than I do all of the superficial shit. But that's something Fox would lose their minds about. And a lot of people when they get super old like him. I mean, like, I remember my grandparents towards the end.

They didn't share the same bedroom. I didn't think anything about it. I mean, we have to remember he's 80 years old and they say he poops in the diaper. That's so fucking gross. Can you imagine, like you've pointed out, Jennifer, he eats in bed. I mean, can't imagine. Okay, I went to the internet to see what some other people thought after they watched the movie and so I've got a couple reviews of the movie that people left.

This one is five stars. I watched this as a form of self-harm. This person wrote, this isn't mine, but they saw a review that said, "So bad, Governor Abbott walked out."

“Five stars, this person reviews, "I honestly didn't watch this, but I don't want to be deported."”

Which I saw a lot of those. Mick Levin writes, "One of the best depictions of prostitution in cinema," which it was. And the last one, someone wrote, "If I was on an airplane flight and Melania was the in-flight movie, I would walk out of the theater."

The internet's funny thing I'm talking. Here's what's so gross about this whole thing. Is this

is Jeff Bezos, who spiked the endorsement of Kamal Harris in the Washington Post. There was a concerted effort by these oligarchs to rally around this man who is dismantling the American economy, dismantling the court system, dismantling any form of democracy that we have because they want to be wealthier because he wants to have blue origins or whatever the fuck beyond Amazon. Can you not just say, "Okay, I'm pretty successful. I have the world's

largest retailer and I don't own a retail store." And call it a day, go bang Lauren Sanchez as

“much as you want to, have fun, go crispy to not have any, and then you have to give him a $40”

million documentary for his talent-less lying wife. And I just want somebody to talk about the fact

that everybody knows she doesn't speak seven languages. It has something on it too. Okay, there's a scene where she's talking to Bridget McRome and they're discussing Be Best. Be Best was kind of a big part of this. The Be Best, the Be Best, and Melania's talking English on the Zoom, then Bridget responds in all French, and Melania's nodding, like she understands, and then she responds in English. And I thought, "What? You, you would respond

in front of me." I knew it. I knew it. He's can't have someone's on that yet. I'll check. Because that tells me he's great content for her. Yeah, Melania is talking to Bridget McRome in some sort of coded, one speaking in French, the other speaking in English, Melania is

“supposed to speak seven languages. Did Israel untie her? How to speak French? What's going on here?”

Did Charlie Kirk have something to do with this? What about the French-lead scenarios? Or is the trans community attacking Melania's brain where she's unable to speak French any longer? And this is an episode for Candace. We need bright of Trump, series. Oh, for sure. Okay, Kylie question, were they telling you like, were they putting subtitles on what Bridget McRome was saying? Yeah, for us. I had subtitles on. Well, Anna, my girlfriend and I think is that there was a producer

off camera telling her what Bridget said and translating it. Of course. Yeah. And so did you ever hear her speak any other language besides English? Not. That's that this is been their big pitch. Melania is this international woman of mystery. She speaks seven languages. Truth in the matter is we found out it sounds like she was an Eastern European child that Jeffrey Epstein turned into a call girl and then that she was passed around Epstein's in our circle

until Trump finally landed on her and then decided he would keep her and then they had to build up

this Einstein visa bullshit. And this whole seven language stuff has been a lie, a compulsive lie,

an extraordinary claim, somebody speaks seven languages. And I know that the people in smaller European countries do an amend via some real proud of you guys. Yeah. But because I only speak one. But if it was claimed that Hillary Clinton, Kamala Harris, Michelle Obama spoke seven languages.

And then you never heard them speak the other language. They would lose their mind. Likewise,

“I will never forget this as long as I live. When John Kerry was running for president against”

George W. Bush, he speaks fluent French. So he is at some event speaking to French people in fluent, gorgeous French because I think French is just such an audibly gorgeous language. Fox News lost their fucking mind because he was bilingual. And so these people believe in fucking nothing and their compulsive liars and they hate dogs. On top of the murder, they wore crimes and all of the horrible things that are incredibly depressing to talk about that we talk about. I news all the time.

I'm trying to keep this one a little bit lighter. Trying to keep this podcast a wee bit lighter. But on top of all the fuckery and war crimes, they're just pathological liars, provable pathological liars. And allegedly, Marka Rubio was speaking recently and you could hear him turn to Trump and ask him and ask permission to speak Spanish. What? I haven't seen that clip myself, but someone a listener deemed us that. I'll go look into that. But because they brag about

him and having said a language, they hate people that can speak differently. Right. She's also a

“little bit stupid. I think it's hexaith, who just said he got up on stage for Trump and he said”

I speak American, which is not a language. He is, he went to fucking Harvard. It's intentional stupidity. It is, it is a stick that they play. It is a, I'm going to be, I'm going to play stupid maga for the day. Oh, gee, I speak American, so I can speak to the ribs. It's just all such a fucking con from start to finish. Okay, do we want to, in the episode on a couple

of voice my lows? Yes. Yes. Okay. Up first, I've got one from Jake. I have had it with

last year of babies, fitness, bros, gym bros, co-opting, the fitness space into some Republican little hate first, which it is not. The gym is a very welcoming, inclusive place. There are plenty of us out here who vote blue, who love our families, who love our wives, and like to work out so we can look

“good for our lovely wives. And I just think that the space has been preferred and I have had it”

with that hateful bullshit that doesn't belong in the gym. Well, well, well, is that a heterosexual male listener to hear that? Oh my gosh, you're right here. That's another, I was going to straighten the gym. Do you hear that? Yeah, very heterosexual. Real men listen to I've had it. True, secure true alpha males. Interesting, interesting, interesting. He brings up a very good point that RFK junior has taken over that space. And the whole Maha thing is just so fucking weird,

like you're so into health, but you also are anti-science. Because everything that they are doing is because of the study of science, working out, increasing your heart rate, interval training, weightlifting, to live, you know, for longevity. But I really appreciate that listener. Kelly, what was that man's name? That was Jake. Jake. I really appreciate Jake. And Jake, I will tell you this. I've noticed on Instagram that my own husband has turned into quite a

gym influencer. And here's what happens. So his trainer makes these videos of Josh working out

and it's like always to like really bad, like white people rock music, right? And so Roman, my youngest son was on Instagram and the algorithm served a fitness video that Josh's trainer made of him. Exercise, it was cut, it was edited, it was put to music, Josh's doing like chin ups and push ups and like burpees and all of this stuff. My, our youngest son immediately sends it to the family. And I immediately open it up and share it on my Instagram story. My husband,

the gym influencer. And so I, I appreciate this because my husband's a part of your movement. He loves the gym. It's a huge part of his life. It's a huge part of his recovery from drug addiction,

he has a wonderful experience at the gym. And so this in the aftermath of all of the

Magofeckery, this is something we can actively start reclaiming now. But I just appreciate you Jake. And I appreciate, I want to have more visibility of non-magastrate men. I agree. They need to be more visible in calling out the other whites, just like pumps and I are trying to call out the white women. I see Kylie, you really don't have a problem with the lesis. They're pretty

“locked in to the cost. There's a few, but yeah. There's, you know, here's the thing about lesbians.”

And I've said this a lot. There's a real fine line between cowgirls and lesbians when you get out to rural Oklahoma. It's, it's tricky. It's hard to tell. You grew up in rural Oklahoma.

Yeah. Cat was a cowgirl country. Literally. It's a weird, it's a weird thing. And I think

in the Bible Belt, I'm trying not to sound like an asshole. I think you, please do say in an asshole. There's not a ton of gay culture, right? You're a little bit deprived of it. And so style is not something you're surrounded by, you know, gay style. And so I think there's quite a lack of it. And I think there's a really confusing thing for people that they go through. They don't know what to look like when they realize their gay. And there's a lot of cowgirl culture.

I just think there's a weird mix. And my girlfriend and I have really noticed out on the coast. How attractive and well dressed and not to cowgirl like the gays are out here. And I was, okay, I want to jump back to something here that you just said,

“which I think it'd be really interesting for the listener to dive into with you.”

And you said you don't know how to dress once you realize your gay. Right. Explain that. I think like me personally and I think a lot of people, like I was wearing Chevron. I was wearing chunky jewelry. I was wearing dresses because I was in swirls. You were kind of forming. You were kind of wanting to what you thought. Yeah, you don't fear out your style yet because you even figured out your sexuality.

So once you have that epiphany, you're kind of like, well, I want people to know. Like, I want to, now I want to fit into that community. And so you start to try to dress and sometimes it goes really bad until you figure it out. And hopefully you do figure it out.

“Some don't. Who was your first crush on a girl? What age and who was the person?”

Like real life girl? Just whether it was somebody in a movie or real life. Like when was the

first like real like you felt like, oh, I really, really like this person. And it was kind of like

how Pumps feels about that one girl. Pumps, who is it? What's her name? Gabrielle Union. Yeah. Gabrielle. Like yeah, when was your first crush like Pumps has on Gabrielle Union? Okay, in hindsight, I was a very big gag off fan. And I just thought because I liked her artistry and her music. It's a very gay thing. You gravitate towards that. So that was a super gay fandom I had. And then celebrity wise, like car a day Levine. Do you guys know who that is?

Yeah, we saw it. The Gladoward. I saw her at the Gladowards. And I also follow her sister Poppy Day Levine. I think they're both fashion icons. I love both Cara and Poppy. And nobody ever talks about Poppy. But she is not a bit as gorgeous and her sense of style. And is right up there with Carolyn Bassett. Oh, yeah. Which I've got a hat it in New York. Everybody's obsessed with Carolyn Bassett. And no, everybody's trying to dress like JFK and Carolyn Bassett. Instead of having

their own style, it's everywhere. It's like COVID spreading. I went to on Sunday. I went to the John F. Kennedy Junior look a like contest. Do you win? Just grab part. Yes. So let me just tell you and the listener this before we take the next call or because this is worthy. So Jonathan Van Ness of queer eye fame. And his has been Mark. My son's girlfriend Sydney. And you liberal progressive YouTube influencer Jack Coach Rilla. What happened is I made plans with three different

people. I forgot Sydney was coming to New York. I forgot that JVN and I texted that we were going to have a Sunday, fun day. And then I made plans with Jack Coach Rilla, Coach Rilla, to go to Branch. So then I'm like, oh fuck Saturday night. So I just sent out a text. Hey, everybody, we're all

This and everybody just went along with it worked out perfectly. All right. I had like a sundown

“or moment. Totally fixed it. Right. Fixed the whole thing. So Jack Coach Rilla comes to my apartment”

first and we start walking towards Washington Square Park and we're walking down Fifth Avenue and

we can hear this like rally. Like a person, oh my god, it's a protest. We've got to hop in it. He goes, what are they processing? And I said, I don't know. And they're probably like four of the short blocks down Fifth Avenue. And as we get closer, I see Iranian flags. American flags is really flags and then big posters that say, thank you President Trump. And I was like, why I'm not including myself into this protest at all. This looks like a really fucked up protest and I

want no part of it. So we power walked past them and I looked at Jack and Sydney because we were going to meet JVN and his husband under the arch at Washington Square Park. And so we power walked

down and I said, I'm telling you, these protesters are going to fuck up this JFK Junior thing.

They are going to ambush us. They are going to fuck it up. It's like now they'll probably break up by them. Right. So we get to the contest. I see all the people. The JFK Junior look like people. It's very exciting. There were some gay triets there. There was some there was a black triet there. So people were coming up to me going, I didn't think I'd see you with the JFK Junior look like condos. I'm totally I love stupid shit like this. So meet up with JVN who like had done his hair.

He fixed this is just from the side. He fixed his hair like super curl and he walks and we guess, I'm sorry. I look like Lionel Richie today. Okay. So we're in it and we're like trying to peak out and look at the JFK Junior's and there's girls dressed like Carolyn. Just harmless meant to gorgeous day like 65 degrees. No wind, gorgeous weather and there's nothing more intoxicating than a gorgeous day in New York City. So just as I predicted, the freak show, we love Donald Trump,

we're pro or pro or pro or pro test and listen to any Iranian listeners. I understand that your country is not a mallet. I do not think Donald Trump is coming to save Iranians. All right. So it anybody who says thank you Donald Trump for anything. It's just a red flag in my book. This is not a foreign policy podcast. We're just not going to get into that. So if I heard anybody's feelings or whatever, just stick to the story. So of course, these fuckers come down

with their thank you president Trump and they've got whistles and I looked at a big I fucking told you

they were going to do it. I knew that we're going to ambush this competition. So I never got to

find out who won. So J. fans like, oh my god, oh my god, these people are terrifying. So we go out around Washington Square Park when we finally get away from all of them. So I have no idea who won. But I went to the contest before it was ambushed by the Iranian mogam movement. It's make a wrong grade again. I'm just surprised Lindsey fucking grandma isn't there. That'll coin. God. All right, let's do another caller. Sorry. That was it. But I thought that was really

fun for you listener. I think that's cool that you went there. Thank you. We're the we're the

“guys hot and did that. That's what I was going to ask. We're now they were all super cute and then”

all the girls that were there watching it. There was way more girls there than there was guys, which I thought was really darling. And so probably like from early 20s to like early 30s and they were all dressed super cute and they all wanted to get a gander at the hot single guys. I don't know. I just thought I thought the whole thing was just darling. I loved it. I wish I knew who won. But it was I was served this on my Instagram for you page like they're going to be this event.

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Jennifer, I've been a huge fan of yours since the so we home Oklahoma days. I think it's time for a reboot,

“for sure, cut short to soon and you have to keep rebooting stupid shit that doesn't need to be rebooted”

or wasn't even get the first time. That's it. That's it for another day. But when I've had it with these days

and today is unfortunately one of my favorite artists or former favorite artists, Nicki Minaj. She has absolutely jumped the shark if you will and is simping the Republican Party and Donald Trump allegedly to curry favor to gain a pardon for her husband's crimes, which I guess tracks to me. But now, every time she comes on my shuffle, I unfortunately have to skip. She's, yeah, I just can't support that anymore. Seeing her on stage with Erica Kirk calling Donald Trump in assassin as a

I guess compliment, just the upper part. And now I'm also sort of paranoid that oh my other girlies, my pop girlies, my rap girlies, I'm worried what their politics are, is anyone safe these days who is confirmed, you know, safe or who might be lurking in the Magical Corners. I don't know and now it's it's really sort of contributed to this paranoia that I have that I'm going to find out that one of my favorite artists tomorrow is is going to come out and support Magga and I just I don't know what's

doing anymore. So fair, this has happened to me, not with Nicki Minaj, but like I have this I watched bunch of sports podcasts and this guy really liked and he I found out he's pro-trap and I had to unsubscribe like you just have you this movement has shown you just cannot be safe with people. The people you least expect are the most morally bankrupt as it turns out. Yeah, yeah, it's it's it's pretty gross that after what everybody has seen this far, whether it's

“Nicki Minaj and I think obviously the caller alluded to her wanting to get some sort of part”

for some pedophile or something which is just you know it's perfect for Magga. But the thing about sports and when we talk about this a lot pops, there's just no excuse. Like the people that are into sports need to be the biggest proponents on the frontlines of civil rights and of speaking out

this that black athletes should organize and just start canceling the shit at a commentators,

podcasters that supported this regime, but then profit off of sports that are dominated by African Americans because it's gross and exploitation of black people is just so cooked into American culture. People think oh this guy can entertain me but he can't have a political opinion and I just think it's really super duper duper gross. So gross awful. Okay the last one today is going to be from Emily. Ily my name's Emily I'm from North Carolina. I wanted to call in just

to share a nickname that I've come up with in the last couple of weeks or so listening to I've had it

and I hope I think that we should call this Trump regime the United Cox of America. And I say that because they're so happy to sit in the corner of the country and Washington DC and watch their policies absolutely fuck the American people. So yeah I love that little ring name. I thought that you'll would like it I think that I was channeling my integer for Welch when it came to me but I love y'all and I was you the best. Emily I totally agree they are Cox all of them. Great word I forget about and you know

“that I mean here's the thing they're all Cox and if we really had some sort of patriot in this country”

this to me would be one of the most patriotic acts the tech industry could do to a tone for their capitulation to Donald Trump. If let's say somebody that works at Palantir or Google or Apple were to hack into and this is just hypothetical so everybody calmed down all right if they were to hack into Lindsey Graham Ted Cruz, J.D. Vance, Josh Hawley, Little Moses might grinders found okay and we had search history we had burner account access and they released all of this anonymously

dumped it and I also went cancels. I don't think hers would be that juicy I think it would be of herself. I don't think she's got a boyfriend out there she's texting. I don't I think she's such an ice bitch I don't even think she fucks pumps. I just don't think that's something that I don't even see hers like even wanting to do that but I think that the biggest act of patriotism would be somebody and I'm just saying this hypothetically in a hypothetical situation that works

for one of these companies maybe not the CEO but some patriot underneath with access to get all

“of this shit and then just release it because here's the thing you know you know it is a gold mine”

we would pull we would go live on I've had it in Palantir with paper clips and highlighters and flow charts and just fucking manic coverage walled a wall fucking I would make Candace Owens go what a business. So rounding the diagnosis and each little thing, each little spelling error would be so laser-focused on this I would live for this sort of patriotism I want this information. Well you know we just heard like in the last week that it is confirmed that one of the doge

goons like under 25 he took every single bit of information about Americans through says security and put it on a floppy disk or I don't know what they're called nowadays but so you know that information is out there and I would almost say it would fall under whistleblower protection that go ahead and release it you're covered because all of these people are committing crimes

“and they're fucked up because here's all you need to know about lion Ted Cruz all right on”

one of the anniversaries of 9/11 all right you know Ted Cruz is always like God blessed

Donald Trump God bless America support our troops he's just in on the flag and shit all right lion Ted Cruz liked a porn tweet who hears the thing for lion Ted Cruz I don't give a shit if you

grinder I genuinely don't care what bugs the shit out of me is the fucking hypocrisy right and then

“brow beating during the day and bullying something during the day that you fetishize at night”

and that shit to me would be the ultimate reckoning of exposing little grinder Ted and all the

others all the others that would be I think probably for me personally one of the more healing

“things one of the more spiritual things I could go through in my life is to see all the”

all their fucking shit that they did because you know so juicy agree totally agree that's all we have please if you're watching us on YouTube make sure you have subscribed to this channel and we will see

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