Chris Franjola, D4vid Arrested and my RHOBH Cameo

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So quickly back from last time, blue eyes wearing green.

Your eyes look a little green to the first French a lot.

Look how cute you are wearing, put up your shoe. Matching shoes, adorable. And even to have a green, I don't know. You didn't think of this, but you have a green case on your phone. Yeah, I guess I do.

I mean, you are just a fashion delight, Chris. I had these shoes specially made for me. I don't know, sometimes it makes shoes. And I saw them and they took about nine months for them to make them. But they eventually showed up.

I know they so comfortable. But I love them. Yeah. Oh my God. I don't know if I should wear green shoes, but I love them.

Anyway, yeah. No, they're pretty, they're pretty color. Thank you. Happy to be back. I actually made a conscious effort to dress more like an adult.

So I went and bought adult clothes a few weeks ago. And they were buying in the room. No, I felt like I was wearing things at a hotel.

It was a little too young, you know, because I'm getting up there now.

And this is my attempt at adult clothing. Well, I'm glad you said that. Oh, really? I certainly still am sitting in shorts. However, I'm dressed a little more adult.

I'm a long-sleeved blouse on. OK. And I am going to do stage coach activities this weekend. Oh, stage coach. Going to stage coach this weekend with my friends.

Contrary version of a Coachella. And so I went to boot barn in the house at Oaks yesterday. I mean, they boot barn. Boot barn. And because I was like, I just need some country clothes.

I don't even know where to begin. And in figuring out the outfits, I kept saying, Heather,

“like, remember, you know, that you are not 24.”

And listen to the haters. You old fucking bitch. Like, stop it. That's how the haters can help you. It's such a haters.

And I was like, you know, but I also want a cute outfit. And I think I did pretty well. I bought a lot. And then I called my sorority sister as you do.

You're always sorority sisters.

And I'm like, I have like two vests and different colors. Like, we're going to put our whole outfits together. So yeah, let me know if you guys can get us into anything. It's a stage coach. We're looking for some fun parties

where we're staying at my house and looking to. And I am still figuring out what passes I have. I'm still like working on my thing. To go to a certain party, sir. I mean, I just really just want to go like one day.

Are you in the country music? I do love the country music. Oh. And I do love the way my head looks at a cowboy hat. Yeah.

OK. First of all, you don't have to worry about your roots showing. You don't have to worry about your hair. If your hair is little screwed up and you don't want to redo it. Right.

You wear a hat all week and long. And you still look cute. Yeah. But where can you-- they can't wear it in everyday life.

The cowboy hat. I think it looks a little-- I know you can't. And I wish you could. I wish you could.

Because I do love myself and in a cloud. So I got a black cowboy hat. I have a cream one. I have a pink one. I have black boots.

I have white boots. Yeah. I have sparkly boots. But I don't think I'm going to use sparkly. OK.

We'll see. So hook me up, email me. It really does. The cowboy hat does hide a lot of-- I mean, you can see so many country western men who

cowboy hat on, just like good looking and a timber grove, smoke them, and they take it off. They're like, well, that's kind of a shock. It's different person. And then it's like, I didn't even know

that that was your head shape. Yeah. Yeah. It's a great invention, the cowboy hat. I would love the cowboy hat to be an everyday thing.

“It is, in some places, which I sometimes find, like, really?”

We're going to wear the cowboy hat in the middle of the afternoon and just like in, like, just like CVS. But some people do, you know? I'm just going to bring it back to see where all the time. Different styles.

I had something happened to me. So I was on TV. OK. Why would I return to television? And, you know, I went--

so I-- so this is what happened. I was just on a very small part of the finale Real House as Beverly Hills. They showed this part of the Kathy Hilton is showing, and they showed me, and they actually

wrote my name. Oh. I was shocked. Oh, you didn't know. I didn't-- I didn't know that they would feature me.

And I know the bravo people from them bringing their talent here and whatnot.

“And they just said, hi, you were at the Kathy of the Party.”

We never had your sign of release.

Well, you signed once. So I figured maybe I'd be in the background, but I was talking to the name of his Richards for a while. I was talking to Rachel Zoll. And like, maybe I'm in a conversation or whatever.

I was like, I didn't plan a viewing party over it. OK, let's just say that. OK. I was bad. Did I invite everybody over to get like Bajigados?

Anyway, I then someone sends it to me from the East Coast. And I'm like, oh, OK. That's all I'm like, I'm kind of shocked. They gave me my name, because I'm like, I don't feel like get a lot of respect to the bravo version.

So I was like, OK. Whatever, fine. But then I was made aware of the weekend of a couple bitches that were being content creators, whatever you want to call it.

And this one girl put on her stories, oh, a paid appearance. Like, I paid to go. Oh, you paid. Like, I paid to go.

First of all, that doesn't exist.

I don't know if that's-- First of all, someone to a be attending. You cannot pay to attend. Yeah. I'm a party that's being filmed by bravo.

So that's just a lie. And second of all, I was just kind of like, oh, my God. Do I even have to defend myself? First of all, I didn't even know what's being filmed. This is the third time I've got a Kathy Hills house

where it wasn't being filmed. I came after another event, then walked in.

“And that's why I never signed a release,”

because I didn't even know what was being done. It's all the girls that were filming. I did enjoy being there, because it was the finale. I did hear them screaming at a corner at each other. And that was kind of fun.

We had to watch from afar and stuff. I got my free necklace. It was a Nikki Hilton, I'm wearing it. It's a little bee. It was Nikki Hilton's jewelry line, which was fun.

And it was fun. So anyway, this girl that wrote this, she's called Melissa from Minnesota. Her former handle was Heather M. Dolmpsest. No.

But now, apparently, Melissa from Minnesota, and she bless her heart, she tries real hard. But this is not just, is it there. And then, two cons on a zoom. They have a podcast.

Is that really in the name of us? Yes, two cons on a zoom because they also said on their show in which they have a producer right down scenes. And then they just go through it to like some like recap the show that one used to be on.

And then they go, oh, there was a jump scare. How did she get there? Me, how did she get there? Why is she at these parties? I don't know, bitch, right?

Because I've been in the business for 30 years. Yeah. So two cons on a zoom. Two cons on a zoom. Can go fuck off.

Yeah. [LAUGHTER] Well, you said you had a free matcha. I saw your clip. Well, again, I just go, I got a free matcha.

Like I walked in. I'm making fun of it, too. I don't think you. Did they give you a free matcha? Yes, they walk in and they have food and drinks for the party.

Everyone got a free, little B necklace. Yeah. And then-- And you got paid, of course, for the beer. So you paid.

No, I didn't get paid, and I didn't. Yeah. And I didn't pay. Yeah. I went, got my necklace, got a couple bites, got to talk to a bunch of people I knew,

like Denise and Rachel's dough and bows. And, you know, I know all these people, because I've been doing this for a long time. Right. Like, sorry, that you're like bitter, better, better, but like I really don't care.

Like, it's all my way back from Beverly Hills to my normal life, which is I never even

want to leave there. So cares. Well, well, bitchy. But, you know. Congratulations.

Thank you. Yeah. Thank you. Welcome to the Bravo Ver, so whatever it is. Back, back at it.

Having fun. Okay. I just read an article today that Mocha, the scientists are saying, Mocha can stop you from sneezing. Oh.

Yeah. So, if you have any sneezing issues, drink Mocha, apparently there's a connection between Mocha and stopping from sneezing. Well, I'd hear that that's not something bad. No, it says it's okay.

It's good. I went to Erwann the other day. Yeah. And I couldn't handle it. Why not the prices? Yeah, I just couldn't. The internal model on the boot barn house boot barns prices. Great pretty good fucking great.

And so like I went there and I went to go I go you know what I'm just going to get a smoothie. Yeah, the Haley Beaver smoothie was not there. No, they don't it you could get it. Yeah, but it's not on the menu. Okay. So I'm going on the iPad thing and I am just like I cannot I cannot spend the 20 don't you think they're in on the like that's part of the

“They went on the joke now. It's like everyone makes the joke that it's so expensive not like what we have to be expensive. That's why people are coming in”

These people that just these kids in these teenagers and landanies and the four-year-olds just eating like like there's no tomorrow I just I I was just like so then I go okay. Oh, here's one for twelve dollars. Yeah, I get that that was like it was like

That's why it was twelve dollars And I was like this little sad thing and so then I go over for lunch and I'm like Not doing it. Yeah, now I'm just gonna go you know home. I could not Could not handle it. I mean the internal dial when people talk about food noise

“I'm like I have the money noise about the food. Yeah. I'm like how do you deserve that, you know?”

You deserve to add some salmon to that salad. I'm like I don't know that you do I don't know that you do have a good for you. That's a good way to do it. No. No, it's not my saving it for You never know you never know look at uh, we were just gonna talk about coming in story coming on a mega trainer You never know Yeah, so it's you got to save when you I went out yesterday

We went out to first I'm never going anywhere

You know the century city mall for a birthday party. I do love that mall and now it's so nice But yeah, and it was a drop-off birthday party, which is the greatest thing whoever invented these is greatest thing ever I mean you don't have to stay with you. No, you drop the ball. There's called camp this place called camp They do like kids birthday party just up and it was a themed what I did some you know Whatever theme it was and they just go into the back

That's no parents allowed

“But that's what it always was I know and then all of a sudden it was like no all the parents stay so now you need a bar”

Well, and I'm like I used to just have a Yeah, carnival. What was a cake caravel caravel caravel caravel cake caravel cake and swimming Yeah, and everybody was dropped off Yeah, for multiple days no, I know. They just spend the night. It's the greatest We didn't even want to do with ourselves though like come back at six. We're like Well, what do we do now? I hope you went to like we did we walked around

You're gonna like hobby hairs and have a cup of ears I'm just down kind of wasn't it's over done. Yeah, we just sat at the bar and you know Oh my god. I got like some sort of margarita No, no, no Sweetie. It wasn't great. No whatever. I mean, yeah, but the five is nice. It was about yeah, but the greatest thing ever

Yeah, can I just say this? I don't know if she's a juicy stupid fan But I want to thank this woman. Yeah. Okay, so I'm standing there with all the school parents waiting for our To order to be released from the party And we're all just chatting about stuff. You know, I'm a traffic and you know, just small talk and this woman like breaks through the whole crowd of people and goes I just want to say Chris friend Joel. I'm a huge fan and shakes my hand

And front of it and they all witnessed it. I have been waiting for this moment my entire life Asked you if the people at the school know that there was a star among them. They do know They all they know but they don't know like enough

I don't think they needed to see it. They need to see it. Yeah, first hand

I mean it was as about as good a timing as that's ever happened to me the times that that's happened to me It's usually followed up by whoever that wonderful juicy scuper is then has a friend because I don't know who you are. I why is she freaking out? No idea who you are. I love that after every My god, that's gonna be one asshole. Like you don't need to get aggressive. It's me. I'm sorry that your friend knows who I am and you don't know I don't know what is this psychology behind the person who has to

“Knock you down a peg. I think it's a woman thing. I don't know. I get a woman and she's a woman and that other person's a woman and they're just like”

I don't understand why my best friend is fucking excited to meet you. Yeah. I'm the best friend. It's such a strange thing to say to somebody. It's like really aggressive and I'm like, I don't I don't know what to say to you. Like how am I gonna defend? I'm not lying. Just like I didn't lie here to consider you. I did not lie about it. I was fucking invited and I went. I showed up because it was a convenient thing to go and I like a cute pop up at a gorgeous house. You're all living your life. You're living your life. Why are you fucking thirsty, Ben?

Yeah. What are you talking about? I'm free to go on doing what I do. Like if you got invited you turn it down like whatever. I mean, in the two-cons defense, they call themselves right up front, two-cons. They're just living up to it.

Two-cons on a zoom. They never get together in real life. Right. Yeah. That's so fun. Anyway, I know

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in the connection of 14. I can't believe how young she was. Celeste Rivas Hernandez. The girl's

“body was discovered seven months ago. That's how long this has been going on for. It was a secret”

grand jury investigation for months. His lawyers maintained his innocence, stating there was no evidence linking him to the death. So that's what I thought why that wasn't happening is that they had to get everything they could together to convince a grand jury that he should be arrested and he has been arrested and he is currently being held without bail. So he has to stay there.

They must have something strong. I think what they have is, which is what I've always said,

is somebody in his world has turned or given some. Yeah. In just a little bit like ever that he knew about it is involved and did it. Right. And someone was to help covering it up. Yeah. So that was interesting that the only picture they have of him is him wearing like kind of a sensible blouse, which is like a strange feature from a murder suspect. Well I've seen the other ones where he actually wore a, there's a one from the music video where

he's dragging a body to a car to tell me. And one where he has a white t-shirt with bloody hand prints on. Yeah. So that which he sold that shirt to. So that was all before the song came out.

“He should just be arrested for the dating of 14-year-old girl alone, right?”

And that don't they like dating or something? Yeah. I mean, she was around all the time. But the friends thought he told friends that she was a 19-year-old going to USC. So he already knew it was wrong. Yeah. She wasn't lying and saying that. And then I think her parents just might have, you know, been okay. She's like a runaway or doing her own thing. It wasn't like a CPS. She's been kidnapped missing. Yeah. They kind of knew she was like hanging out with a soldier guy. And I guess

yeah. It's really sad. Yeah. That's sad story. This is this showed up on people. And it Kardashian family chef reveals the number one food influencers are eating at Coachella. I hope you're watching this on YouTube because the photo of this chef and the comments, everybody is like, it's if Chris Jenner became a tattooed lesbian. Literally looks exactly like Chris Jenner. Yeah. And so everybody in the comments for like, wow, like what happens when you start working

for the Kardashians? Because there was this other guy that was Kylie Jenner's makeup artist that over the years started to fill his ass. Oh, really? Nails started to do the makeup. God delips. And there's something when you just start morphing into them. Your voice changes like that. Bruce. Yeah. Same thing. You know, he started. Yeah. I mean, it's evident. Can happen to Bruce. And you could imagine it could happen to the staff. Yeah.

Make a part of everybody. Uh-huh. You're around it. And you're just like, this is what I want. Right. I can't stop it. Nobody seen Robin a long time. It's probably Rachel now. You know?

Who knows? I don't know, but it was pretty amazing. Um, Sabrina Carpenter second week of

Coachella brought out Madonna. And now I've seen different points of view of it. And one was, you know, a young gay guy when they start to like do the Vogue snaps. Yeah. And thank God that young gay guy knows what's about to happen. Because he was like, no, oh my god. The Madonna comes out. But I saw a lot of other video where people were kind of like, okay, like, not as excited.

“That's what I've been reading. I've been reading a bunch of takes on it where people were upset.”

People are aged who are very upset that the crowd is not. It's not all about it. And most of people I heard were upset that everyone's holding up their phones. Everybody. Yes. And nobody's watching the concert. I mean, they're watching it, but through their phones. So they're not clapping along or dancing. They did like a prayer, I think, together. That was a song. Um, so it's a good, you know, I mean, I can see what's also Madonna. It's great as we all think she is. She is a

generation removed from like two generations. Yeah, exactly. Even more than. Because I was thinking about it like a prayer was a hit song when I was in college. Right. So I'm like, that was a really long time ago. Yeah. You know, and because I have Gen Z people in my life that came out of me and I've raised, and I was just with two of them last night. My daughter and boyfriend. And you know,

“I'm like, have you heard of these people? Yeah. No. And then, oh, but have you heard of Cameron Diaz?”

Yes, I've heard of her. Yeah. It's like, wow, okay, you know, like I forget, but then I remember

how I mom would always be like, oh, Gina Rollins. Who's she at a roll? Like, like, just like

these kind of things were, I'm like, okay, I get, if you didn't live it, why would you know it? Right. And, but I mean, she wore the same corset that she wore 20 years ago. It's gotta do. Yeah. So that was a flex on her part that you could still fit in it. Some people were like, oh my god, you know, the guy had to hold her hand down the steps. I'm like, as he should. And then I'm like, also, she, yes, her face is slipped back and everything.

And she looks amazing, but she is like 64. Yeah. So like, you, she's not going to be, have the same walk as, as Sabrina Carpenter. Like, oh, no matter how good you look at a certain point, balance your good changes. Yeah. Like the way you talk and walk changes. But I thought it was fun. I feel like, like a prayer is a good song that you'd think that they would know. Yeah. And I think that they were excited, but, you know, I guess people video film it all the time.

Because I'm like, this is all the more reason not to film it. Because it's everywhere. But I think it's because so many of them are influencers or want to forget the views. And they're like,

if I'm the one that puts it up first, yeah, then that might be the one that picks up and gets

100,000 views. As a guy who goes to quite a few concerts. I don't, I, I, I, I take my phone out like once, I take a picture and then that's the end of it. I was just a Bruce Brinkstein. I've done an old man of people to all crowds, 75. Yeah. Every single person has got their phone out. The whole time. Even there, 75 real men, the whole time filming the concert. I was like, what?

“But are you really going to go back and watch? No, that's why I want to see you go to someone else's”

footage and enjoy yourself while you're there. And what are you going to show it to other people? Like, people want to watch you've grainy footage of nine minute long Bruce Brinkstein's song,

moon, take a picture like a whole moon and never, never works. It's always like, like, no matter what,

I know. Why can't you take it? I get burned every day. You know, I, because the moon doesn't exist. They've been lying to us. The moon is the sun forever. The sun, the moon of the same thing. Yeah,

“I do remember that. So anyway, I thought it, I would have been very excited. You didn't go to”

Coachella at all, right? I did not go to Coachella. And then there is this old granny that is been going to Coachella taking all these photos. It is all AI. It's not, she's not a real influencer. That's crazy. So it's an old granny that kind of has an old face, but has like a killer body. And then someone like, you're not talking to a woman down, right? No. So this, so someone said it to me and it's, she's in a, yeah, Coachella outfit and she's walking and people like, wow,

look at her posture. I'm like, it's not real. Again, it's an 80, even if you look good at 80, right. You still wouldn't be walking like a 24 year old girl. So they did this whole AI thing. And then somebody wrote like the different, the different generations how they react to something that's AI. Gency is like, it's AI dummy. Millennial, millennials are like, I'm pretty

“sure it's AI, but I'm still going to like it because I think it's cool. And then Gen X is like,”

this is amazing. I've never seen anything so incredible. Good for her. I need to get her skin

care routine. Yeah. Just fooled away everything. Yeah. Justin Bieber, the whole thing with the YouTube, you know, there's been different things I've seen and I'm not really sure of what the truth is, but he's saying all new songs at the top, then he's saying with his laptop to his old material when he was young. Yeah. And people think there is a big correlation to him selling his, his whole catalog for 200 million. Yeah. And this was sort of a loophole around it that either he didn't

have to pay or they wouldn't make money off of him performing. I'm not exactly sure. We've looked into it and I don't really know. But he showed the YouTube clips. By doing the YouTube clips, he still owns the YouTube. So he's seeing along with the YouTube versus if he just didn't do it with the laptop. This is a theory. Okay. And saying just normal dancing around before like he did before he sold the catalog for 200 million. I heard he was good. I loved it. I don't friends with there

and they said he was sound great. I mean, he's just so likable and entertaining. And this this weekend, he, you know, I wanted to go back. He brought up Billy Eilish, who has literally been his super fan like the show's her when she's like 12 in a video being like, I want to have a boyfriend, but I don't see how I could have a boyfriend, unless it's not, unless it's, you know, just to be her. And what I didn't realize is that Phineas, her brother, Billy Eilish's brother, he wrote

lonely. Yeah. I thought Justin Bieber wrote lonely. Well, Phineas co-rights with everybody. I, yeah. So I, I thought, so what, what the amazing is they said that he couldn't believe how,

like, well, the lyrics made sense in Justin's life. Yeah. And I always thought Justin wrote that.

And I thought it was about the time that he came on Chelsea lately, and he was feeling sick, and they put, they had a doctor come shoot him up with a B12 shot in his butt at 12. So that he could do our stupid show. Because he was like, I was sick and nobody cared. And I'm like, how I can't believe you remembers that horrible time. But I don't, I was sitting next to him dressed as him. I used to play him. And while he got the B12 shot, I was sitting next to him dressed exactly

like him, which is the story. I mean, if it all ends tomorrow, I have some pretty good stories to tell. And then I got with a Sarah and Jen, and we were old, horny people trying to seduce him in another sketch in skipy outfits. We all, I don't know why every time we, we came, we had nothing else to

“write. We would just go to let's just try and fuck them. You know, I remember, I think you were”

with me in the sketch, right? They made me try to fuck Miss Piggy. They did. They wanted you to, and then I think they said no to that. No, the, yes, the people from Sesame Street or whatever, the, the bucket. Yeah, they were like, no, we can't do that. We're like, why not? They're like, you know, we can't sexualize her. Yeah, but see, you guys don't realize, how there's the thirsty fame or desperate loser. Yeah. Chris is an old, desperate horny

playboy or something. Yeah. So he would fuck him up. Right. Yeah. So I like knocked on her. We had like a sketch, where we'd be knocking on her dressing room door with flowers. And then they wanted me to go in and you like, figs squeal. It didn't happen, everybody. We didn't do it, but it was pitched.

did this thing where they're like, we need the audience to like either leave the set or we have to set her up, because they couldn't, you couldn't see them dead. Like, you could see them with their legs. Yeah, they were the puppet. So that or no, I know what it was. They had to put like a black sheet around it. Yeah. So then when the time came for the interview, the black sheet and she was seated there, you know. And then we, and then we had to manipulate the chairs. Remember we had to cut a

hole in the chairs so the guy could go in the neat the chair. A perpetrator. Yeah. It was so wild. And it was karma too. They gave you a vote there. We had two of them. And that's weird that they were against you, because karma was, I thought, karma and Miss Piggy were a couple. No, well,

they were a couple, I believe, but never matter. And also, if you remember. There's Piggy was like a

very highly sexualized. Remember she would always want to have sex with karma. And he was always the one who's like, "Absolutely not. I'm dumb." Nobody's. But bird and herty, they fucked. You know, who knows? But then they come out recently and say, yeah, they were really good finally say, I think that they were like a couple. Yeah. Or they're just roommates that, you know. Did you use to watch Sesame Street? I mean, I loved, I loved Porky Pig's wife.

But that's, that's like, and that's a cartoon. And I liked Miss Piggy. And I liked Miss Piggy's look. Yeah. Because I liked a lot of hair. I liked Glam. Yeah. And so like, she was by far like my favorite. I didn't like the old people

that went to the opera. Oh, yeah. Right. The old man. And I didn't like the one that looked like

“Donna Telly's Versacee's sister. Oh, okay. I don't like that one. Remember that one has a face like that?”

Yeah. Oh, yes. I like that one. I like that one. Okay. I only liked Piggy. What about the big bird? Was it not of one, too? No, that was Sesame Street. I don't know saying Sesame Street. This wasn't Sesame Street. Yes, Miss Piggy was Sesame Street. No, no. Isn't she a mom? No, hence in that guy that created a different than Sesame Street? Yes. There is, there is the guy by last year of Hanson. Yeah, Jim Craig.

Jim Hanson created all the muppets. I just know people are in their car. A snowing. All right? The facts. I know. There are muppets. They're losing their minds out there. Prepare. Well, you know what? We didn't prepare. Prepare. We don't know. We were not. When we sat down today, I did not think we'd get into when Chris was forced to try to have sex.

With Miss Piggy. In a comedic way with Miss Piggy. Yeah. And the powers that be on Miss Piggy's team said no. Yeah. Like we are not going to subject her to things. We had to get into people. I mean, seeing the shock to look on some of their faces, sometimes

“when we go pitch in them, they're like, oh, no, I won't do that. I'm like, why not?”

What now? We are horrible every day. Yeah. Anyway, then, oh, this was interesting. This guy. There's a fake Justin Bieber rep who pulled up a bold, 200,000 Coachella versus Evie rental heist. So this guy, this was like very weird. He used the singer's name to orchestrate the theft of four mokey electric vehicles. Those are the kind of cute, like, yeah, low cars. Yeah. That this falls a trend of Bieber imposters.

You being one of them? I was one. Yeah. Notably a French impersonator named Dylan, dis, dis gloss, recently dupped a Las Vegas nightclub into giving him 10 grand bar tab and stage time before being calm. So what he goes in acts like Kevin, then they're like, he went on stage and people were buying it. They were like, you see the video of it's wild. That's like crazy in the audience. He doesn't even look that much like Bieber. He's like, how are you? They fooled by this, but. But what you could sing

like that. He said, I'm Justin Bieber. He got VIP table. They write, you know, give him 10 grand and

“he left. Did a couple songs and walked down. Okay. What about did you see I spice this scene here?”

This is so weird. So it's surveillance videos. She's just at a McDonald's with her friend. She's wearing sweats and this girl who must have recognized her who is a fan slash hater comes up and they're sitting in the booth and she's kind of trapped. Yeah. And the girl's like leaning over her being like talking to her with her fingers and and I spice this like what I don't know you like what are you doing? And then she leans over and she goes and hits I spice and then I spice just goes at her.

Yeah. And it's just amazing to me because I'm like, I know this might be a shock. I've never been

in a street fight. No, I couldn't I couldn't see that. I couldn't see you in a street fight. I've never been in a street fight. So I think if someone just went and did something like that, I would just crowd. I wouldn't know I don't know if I could if I if my instinct would even be to like fight back. I think I'd be so incredibly shocked. Yeah. I mean the only time I was slapped was when chewy hit me

But then I didn't know it was coming. Yeah. No, I didn't know it was coming. Yeah. But that's like the only time and I'm just kind of like, oh my god. And I I was just like I certainly didn't think to slap them back. That would have been better. But wow. Did you see this? I did see it. It was shocked. And then it went when they went outside. They kept running over ice-spice, runs over and

she uses the tables. It's like she runs over the floor table. It was amazing. It was weirded out

“people who dined in at McDonald's. That was my takeaway from it. I'm like, why are they dining in?”

Like you take McDonald's to go and you eat in your car? Like what else? Sad and lonely in your car? Yeah. I agree. I think that you can eat in at certain in and out, and that's kind of cute. Yeah. Or what's the other one that has the burgers that I feel like people go out? They had the also they give you free peanuts. Oh. Five guys. Yeah. Five guys. I feel like that when you could go eat in. Yeah. There's a couple. Yeah. But dining in in certain

establishments is weird to me. Yeah. And it's even weird to me that call it a dining room. Like a dining room is open. I'm like dining room. Where's that? Anyway, I don't even know how the story ended, but I hope she's okay. It was a fight and she joked about it the next day. She talked about it and said, you know, she had a pretty good take on it. Megan trainer. By the way, this wig is really awful. Well, the wigs are awful. I'm glad you brought

“that up. I want to talk about this. I believe I just watched this movie. I don't know if anyone's”

seen it. It's called song sung blue. Okay. I've not seen it. I know you you hated my last movie recommendation. I'm going to give you this recommendation. Now, and I want you to immediately text

me the moment. Oh, while you're watching it, but you know what you think. It first of all,

I was on a plane. So there's that. Okay. It's the cheesiest movie I think I've ever seen in my life. I want to know your take on a show. You nominated for an Oscar for it. I don't know how or why. A huge accident as well. They play a couple to true story. They play like a Neil Diamond cover band cover. Yeah. And apparently, I guess they got big and Milwaukee or something. Yeah. But they may get seen like people are going bizarre for Neil Diamond cover band. Yeah. And then it

just gets so dark and takes so many weird turns. At one point, Kate Hudson loses her leg and they have a, like, you know, like a prosthetic on her, but it's the worst prosthetic of it. It looks like a loaf of bread because they show it a couple times. The prosthetic? Yeah. What she's like lying in bed. Anyway, the point my point is that how did she lose her leg? She got hit by a car and it hit her, she got hit by a car twice in the movie. I don't like it. I guess it was real. And she was hit by

a car twice. I don't know. I couldn't read that far into it. I was so infuriated by the whole thing. You didn't do it. It was good. No. It's so cheesy. I'm curious to see what people think. I know some people really love. I mean, I am, okay. I'm going to watch it now. But is your an awful

“wig in it? That's what I'm saying. Okay. Wigs in movies have got to be so bad. I don't know when”

that became a thing. So bad. I think someone started it Nicole Kidman and everyone else was like, wait a minute. Yeah. If we can just do a wig, I can protect my own hair and I we can all save an hour and a half. And then the makeup hair person is like, well, Mark and save a lot of time too.

But then it matches because that's always a thing. Like when I did white chicks, like I had this

updo and then we had to do it another day. Yeah. And like they really had to like take photos of everything so that it all matched. So it's like if it's just a wig, you have no problem matching it. But whoever was making wigs at one time in Hollywood was fantastic. I think. And now they must have died or quit because every wig I see. Once I see a wig movie like Hugh Jackman trying, you know, in a wig, I'm out. I'm out. I'm out on any bad news. Or their characters wearing wigs because they

were being in person. No. But of course Kate Hudson, it's like an 80s movie. So she's got a bad 80s wig on and it's so it's all. By the way, I just saw a clip of an old movie like on TikTok called Lidivorce or something in which Kate Hudson plays a it looks pretty juicy, by the way. It's a long time ago where she plays like a mistress of the sky. And she's wearing a wig in that too. And it's like the bang wig. And I just feel like whenever it's a bang wig, also because this is too

hard to very few people could actually make their bangs like lay like that. It almost has to be a wig. I think she is a fan of wigs. Okay. Yeah. And I think that's kind of her thing. Right. When she does movies, she's just like get me a wig. Yeah. So we don't have to waste our time on this. Yeah, this been some bad ones lately in movies. That's all I'm saying. It's really nice. So this is being in trainer and it's just it looks like a Halloween costume.

No, that I thought it was when it first popped up. And the wig is so bad. And you know, she's the biggest thing is that she was. I ain't no size to. And now she is a size to. Yeah. So people feel that that's what's going on with her life. Is that her they they're so

tour. She had a big tour. We're all cancelled or tour. And then immediately sold her house for

$6.8 million in in, you know, now originally it was priced at 12 million, which is probably too high.

But that's quite a slash. I don't know if it was up for a year. And it went from 12 to 10 to 8. And then finally, but to do it right after we cancel right before we cancel the tour, she just had a baby. Right. So she's like, I want to spend time that, you know, jailed in the same thing. I want to spend time with by two 18 year olds. Yeah.

“It's like sales or a week. And I think it's one of those things where, yeah, this happens.”

You know, when you're like, I committed to this, but the sales aren't good. I want out. Yeah. Like, I don't want to do it. How do we get out of this? And it's perfect if you're a mother. Right. I just want to see one guy go, I'm canceling my comedy tour. I just you just been more time with my five year old daughter. You're about to see it. I'm I do in a couple of weeks. You think I want to go to these places I go? Absolutely not. I didn't about tell you,

people. I don't cancel. I was in Buffalo last week in front of 42 people. It doesn't. I'm there.

I know exactly, but I don't know. What do you say? I mean, it's probably, I think it's always

doesn't combo a few things. Could she still do the tour? Yes. Could they push it and try to sell youth? But you probably wasn't feeling it. The other theory, which is not, it's just alleged,

“is is she getting ready to get divorced, which I hope is not the case. And then by selling the house”

and then not going on tour, she could do a settlement with him. And then, and then in like two years, go on tour. And I don't think you would have access to that money from the tour. I know another person who filed for divorce before big things happened for them, too. And got this and got all nice and settled with the partner who didn't make as much money. And then that person's like great. And then two years later, it's like, oh, shit. I should have hung in there, you know,

or I should have, you know, not accepted the settlement or whatever. But I don't know. I don't know that she's that big of a star. No, I think. And if she can't sing, I ain't no size two. That's their main song. What about all about that base? Is that same song? That's not not being a size two. Okay. So if she had to get that one off her set list because she is a size two. I mean, honestly, nothing against Meghan Trane, I'm sure she's fine. But like tickets prices now, like 250 bucks.

And they're like, does she, her fans that passionate that they're going to, and it was big venues. Yeah. Yeah. It looks like a rena's. And they're like, when I've done it, she's not selling

“out a rena's just no way. I mean, I think that's why Kachella and stage coach do do well.”

Yeah. Because it is, it is expensive. But the youth gets to like have a three-day experience or whatever age you are and get to see so many different people live and like really having experience versus just getting in a car going to parking and seeing one show. Yeah. And also spending a thousand bucks. You know, I go now. I go to these 80s, like five, 80s bands play and they all have like four hits. So they'll play just those four hits. And I'm

not kidding. They actually put them on like a giant lazy Susan. And this is, it's the funniest thing. And they'll still finish their led, like, flock of seagulls will finish their hand. And then they'll start moving. Not a mantle coming next. The round, and it just keeps, it's like a lazy Susan where they did that, they did that fire aid. Oh, they did? Yeah. That's the greatest. Fire aid still. You know, you know, you don't kind of wait around too long for like, this is the new one. Like,

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Okay. I want to talk about this weird thing that's going on. Welcome to conspiracy fun with Chris and Heather. Former top nuclear officials say feds are likely to encompass some crazy stuff about the 11 missing and/or dead scientists. Yeah. Okay. So these scientists all had to do something with, um,

“oh wait, I haven't heard anything. One of your different things. Here are all the people. Yeah.”

Okay. Monica went missing and she's an aerospace engineer at the Air Force Base. She vanished during a hike in LA County on June 25th. That's pretty weird. Yeah. In LA. Okay. Melissa Casey says, I don't know if something right. She was from the Los Alamos National Laboratory in place. She disappeared in June of 25th. Five. After leaving her home, phone behind. A lot of them

never took their phone or their keys. There was this general name William Neil McCasland. He's

just missing. He's a retired Air Force official formally linked to unidentified aerial phenomenon meaning like the alien stuff research. He disappeared from New Mexico in February of 26th. And he left behind his phone and wallet. Then there was this other guy, um, Nuno, Nuno. He was a MIT nuclear physicist. He was shot in December of 2025. No one knows. Yeah. No one knows your shot. Um, then this other person was also shot in 2026 Carl Gilmar. Jason Thomas. And he was a astrophysicist.

Jason Thomas. He's deceased. He was found in Massachusetts Lake on March in March of 2026 after vanishing. So he disappeared and they found him dead in a lake. And then Frank may walled. He's deceased. He was a NASA GPL. This is all within a couple years. And then Steven Garcia. He was a national nuclear security. I don't know how he died. And then this researcher, um, Amy Estridge, her 2022 death was by suicide. But it's actually being re-examined. Yeah. And anyway. So what's the

what are they saying? Why? Why? Is it? Because they are different fields. One is like, but they all have to do with like aerospace engineering or alien stuff. Oh. So did they do they know do they all know stuff about aliens? Or about anything that is, but now they say that they are

I mean, it's, it's one thing if it was like three people. It's 11. Yeah. And it's all like top people. And maybe three of those, you could take out of the equation. It's still eight. Yeah. I don't know.

“Right. Do you think, do you think that we went and flew behind the moon and all that?”

Or now, do you not think we did that either? The arm of this. I mean, of course, I see the things

online, you know, but, um, do you think we did? Yeah, sure. I always say yes until I'm proven otherwise,

you know, which is probably the wrong one. These days, I think that's the wrong way to go through life, you know, whoever's like, yeah, we were right. See, I told you about us not going or going. I, I always say, man, sure they went. Absolutely. And then what do I know? I don't know either. Yeah. And I just don't, I don't want to go. I don't want to go. I don't want to go. I don't want to I don't want to be fingered by carrot, Katie Perry up space. Oh, yeah. Wow.

Vinger. She was cleavage. She cleavage fingered. That was one. And she also made out with that guy. Remember how bad that was? Yes. Or she was super horny when she was doing like American idol with him. Mm-hmm. And then the Ruby Rose. Ruby Rose. Yeah, she brought it out. But now she's like, I don't want to talk about it anymore. Ruby Rose had that. Yeah. Yeah. But she was, um, she said she put her vagina in her face. She said disgusting vagina. Yeah, disgusting vagina. Yeah, I guess she's, I guess

she's seen other vaginas and sure. I don't think it's a good one. But anyway, she's an astronaut. So, you know, you're saying something mean about an astronaut. Yeah. Yeah. Just she thought that

had to die down because I was about a year ago. And she got a lot of heat for that. And it first seems

to be dying down and then the Ruby Rose comes out and says she's got a disgusting vagina. She's like,

“wow, I mean, I can't win these days. No. Well, remember that whole thing and how it, like,”

and then they opened the door and then they had to shut it so that Jeff Bezos could open it for them. Like, he's like, saving his girlfriend. Dobed wife to come out. I mean, so many things have happened. Like, in just like the last, like, year, it's like crazy. I, this is why I just, I just go home. And I, I mean, it's bizarre world. And I don't know, it's like you're saying about AI. Like, I don't know, I don't know. Like, did it happen? What do I know? You know, I don't know anything.

Did they go to the moon? That's the strange thing about the moon. You know, the first landing was in wait to 1969. Yeah. We haven't done it again in 50 years. And they were saying this one was to get them closer in two years of land on the moon. I'm like, why can't they just land on the moon again? It did it in 1969. I would imagine that things have developed where they could make it much easier. And then what is there something weird that happened like two years ago where they're like,

“what you don't know is that the astronauts from India just went there. Remember that?”

Oh, really? I don't know. I don't know how that. I just kind of was like, okay. Again, so what if we go to the moon? What is the point? Well, I mean, I think for people who are into that sort of thing. But like, what is okay? So you went to the moon? I mean, is there a Ritz Carlton there? What's the point? Yeah, give it time. To be a, to be a, you know. I like this. I like several beautiful days. So I don't want to be even if there's stars. I don't want to be in the dark. No. Which outer space is dark.

In certain, yeah, positive. Isn't it dark all the time? I guess there's a dark side of the moon according to Pink Floyd, but I, you know, I don't, I don't know. I don't know. I'm not really that type of person. I wish I was. I wish I had some answers for you. Well, this is exciting. And halfway bought the

Rites to a novel about a trad wife. We always talk about these trad wife influencers that are

making their own sourdough bread, which I'm always like, which is weird because my dad used to say, the next best thing is to slice bread because there was a time when you had to make your own bread. Mm-hmm. And then it was pretty excited to go to a store and have the bread ready to go and slice. Yeah. Yeah. Now you've got to make your own bread. So this trad wife influencer wakes up according to this novel that will now be a movie. In, in 1855, and that's to actually live the life that

she's been selling online. Yeah. What? A juicy genius fun. Fun idea. But I want to read this book. I made sure that this was real because I was like, this just sounds like something that someone can make up. And if it's not real, make it real because it's great for an idea. The trad wife thing is just so weird. There was, there was this influencer who unfortunately her child's fine. Okay. But I came across my feet. I'm like, who is this? So I looked it up.

She's a young mom with few kids and big following. And she backed up and hit her son. He's going to be okay. Yeah. First of all, but he's little. And then she did a post

boy's hand all wrapped up in the hospital. And then she wrote all that happened about how she backed up on him. And yeah, is so scary. And all these people are like, okay. So you're at the hospital. And your kid is there. And you're like, let me take a photo. And now let me do the writing on the photo. Put it in the carousel 13 things. Like, yeah. Just, I mean, and that's because she's an influencer. She's an influencer. She has to. Yeah. And it's like, God. And I mean, it's really, I mean,

it's just like, these women, I feel like they get stuck in this world. And then they passed a law in Tennessee that you cannot feature your kids on your social media anymore for profit. A lot of countries are banning social media for anyone under like 16. And these some of these big influencers that had moved from different places that had gone to Nashville because it's fun and it's cute. Right. And they were living their whole life, exploiting the kids and making the

sour to bread like three of them, the same week that this law passed listed their homes. Really. So that they could move to a state that where they could still do so they can still feature the kids. I don't get it. I don't get that whole. I mean, whatever. I'm an old, you know,

“separate side all time. That's what I have to. That's the way I live my life now. Just step aside”

all time or it's not your world anymore. Go and die. We kind of, you know, more or less.

It's just let it happen. I've always said, I think it's something that you get hooked into and then

just like anything. Like you could hate your job working for NASA. I know that people are getting missing and killed. Yeah. But you're like, I've got three more years before I get my retirement. And I'm just going to like keep working. I think the same thing could happen except that it's your kids and their life and you're exposing them to pedophiles online. But I think it's the same thing as where you started something fun with good intentions. It became really successful. Now,

this is how you live your life and you're like, I don't know how to stop it. Right. So we have to sell the house. Move to another state. So I can put my kids back. Oh, I can put my kids back. So I can keep filming them when they have a cold. You know, because I interviewed this other person who's done a whole series on it. She was probably video tapping herself when she backed over the kids before we do it. Some like, you know, so many people do things in their car. No. Because I think they realize

those do better. Versus them just sitting there and telling you, oh, you always think about that.

“Yeah. You have good lipstick on. You have to make up. You have to, you know,”

have the sounds of putting the makeup up like, and then tell your story. And a lot of it is driving and like, ranting. Yeah. I see a lot of people who live from their car driving. Yeah. I'm like, I feel like that's real bad. Yeah. The moment I take my house off the road, I go right off the road. I don't know. Maybe I just have bad balance or something. I can't. I try to text for a second, and I'm off the road. Well, good. Good. You shouldn't. There is diet product featured this,

because they were like into all the comments that came. There is a new hallmark original movie. Called All's Fair in Love and Majon. And, you know, it's about some women playing Majon. Majon, right? Oh, my, saying it wrong. Majon. Yeah. Majon, which has been around for a long time, but it's really taking over with women, especially like

“my age, but younger. I think celebrities now. Celebrities really robbered subject. And it really,”

I've done it twice. It is. I'm going to have to do a lot more to understand the game. Yeah. But it is really fun, because it's all these really cute tiles, and you match the tiles in a pattern to win. Right. And you could kind of talk, and it keeps you thinking. And it's just like the feeling of the tiles. All of it is a really girly thing. And it originally was, um, I guess from China,

is where it originally started. But I always heard it women playing it like it, you know, in the

Jewish communities in America, like, you know, an older woman. And now it's like infiltrating all different kinds of women. My mother had been playing Majon for 50 years. I mean, every single day her whole life, still doing it. She's got her friends. Oh, and I'm actually doing it online. She's got her own thing going on. Oh, that's a kill in it forever. Well, they, people are up in arms. Oh, no, because there aren't enough Asians in the movie. Oh, yeah. You got to put a few in there. Just a name

alone. There is one Asian. Oh, where? I don't see her in the picture. I don't know. She's in the put, I think this girl is a little bit Asian. Better be sure of that. I don't know. But it's your typical

contractor that you come to house. It has a shirt tucked in, a belt that fits. Yeah. Jeans at the

“waist, smelling fresh and delightful. Actually shows up. Doesn't leave your project midtime.”

Yeah. Yeah. She comes back the next day. Yeah. Stays within budget. Like, yeah. Anyway, they fall in love while she's playing at whatever it's homework. But I just thought it was funny, because then I thought, well, maybe there'll be some different thoughts in this article about people being like, oh, God, just watch it or not. No, everybody was still like, does all of our have no shape? I'm like, so what? Like, what? Are we worked with this one? I mean, if you're right,

if you're, if they're really reflecting a story that happened in town and these women, yeah, are playing it because they like it. Like, yeah. What are we supposed to do? Like, you're not allowed to play the game? I feel like home, I kind of like, AI must be letting home rock right there, scripts, now something this feels. That's what the comeback is about is that she gets on a sitcom that's written by AI. Oh, really? And it's really funny, especially if you kind of

know the ins and outs of AI, it's like we're dying watching it like how they come up with the jokes

“and everything. And do you remember that show we were on called punchline? That was the woman”

who hosted the drama. Yeah, Melissa Piederman. She's in Majong, Love and Majong. I, um, okay. So anyway, Jennifer Aniston, they send you a post, Jennifer Aniston, suddenly subtly reacts after X has been just in the row. Oh, by the way, last week, um, I mispronounced the former Prime Minister of Canada that he's a fool. No, he's something else. True, no. True, no, that's right. I said, thorough. Oh, just in true, no. I, right, I said just in the

row when I talked about Katy Perry, dating them and fingering people or fingering their cleavage, sorry. Anyway, um, so that was, that was an Anna Kendrick story, allegedly. Um, anyway, people were really mad at me about that. Yeah. Anyway, so just an inch, we're married back in the Chelsea days. They were very cute. They were a newish couple. They got married. They got divorced. And

he is, um, 54, Aniston is 57, 54. And he had a new babe, his first baby with his wife,

who is like in her 30. So he was like 20 years older than it. And he, um, took a photo of him shirtless with the newborn. Did you do that when your baby was born? They tell me, make you do it. They make the husbands take off the shirts to have them bond. Did you skin to skin before your wife's skin to skinned? No, no, I don't think so. I think it was her first.

“Then me. I think Peter, how both babies before me? Yeah, I don't remember. Just because it's like”

they're taking care of me and they're like here to the baby. Yeah. But our kids are older so that it wasn't, he didn't have to get all shirtless and all that. But anyway, so her reaction was that she liked it. She looked at the photo. Oh, okay. I almost think that someone in her social media world is like, your ex just had a baby, just like it. Right. Just like it. And then that way,

no one's going to say, why didn't you like it? Because you knew, you know, they're always making

such a big deal about her love life, her ex is whether she was pregnant, pregnant with trip, all the time, people that should bring in. So for him to have a child and then you wonder, what is that for like friendly ex's daughter or something, don't they? Aren't they the ones of them? Where you still get along? She is so into her hypnotist life coaching boyfriend that she's happy. Good. I mean, if that isn't like, if she wasn't Jennifer Aniston and it was your mom,

your 57-year-old mom dating a life coach who is a hypnotist, you would be calling all your siblings and you'd be like, we need to get her into a concert of adventure. Yeah. We can make sure that we have complete access of all of her money before this hipness just takes all of our mother's money. Yeah. Like, um, but because she's Jennifer Aniston, everyone's like, good for you. Yeah. So she's like, oh, great. Just to have a baby. Done with that.

She did recently talk about it. How she said, she just wanted to have her own baby. So that said, so what it didn't work out, she did go through fertility and it'll end treatments

everything and then when she, it just, she just never wanted to adopt. Yeah. Which is people,

Okay. So then Michael Jackson has his, this is the Michael biopic and it divides the family. So the new Michael Jackson movie is, um, it's on track to make $60 million when it opens next weekend. And the movie star, it's Michael's nephew, Jafar Jackson. And, um, his proud, his, his sons are

“prints and remember blanket. Sure. Now he goes by biggie. Biggie blanket. But this is the same”

blanket. No blanket. There's no blanket in it. There's no blanket in it. There's not blanket anymore. No, they just called him blanket because he was a baby in a blanket. Oh, okay. I don't know what I'm saying. Like, I wonder how he feels now when he sees that dangling video. Because he almost dropped them. He really almost did because there was kind of right in a slippery thing. And, um, anyway, he's, they're happy about how much money it's going to make. But Paris has issues with it.

I don't know what her deal is. They, they all have a lot of money. They're all, the kids are taken care of. Did they get the money? Did they get the Michael Jackson money? Paris has a legit called the movie, dishonest, regarding certain aspects of her father's life, leading

“to the legal friction with the estate and forcing reshoots. Now, I think I'm guessing if the”

nephew is playing him, it's not going to go in to any. We're not going to get into, it'll stop

never land and all and like, we're not going to see the scenes where he, his plus ones for, you know,

18-month relationships with two different, ten-year-old boys. Lebstering. Buying rings. The jewelry store. Right. He had Webster. He had the monkey. Bubbles. Bubbles. Yeah. Brick shields. Right. That's right. And so I think it's going to be, didn't they get married, Brick shields, and him, or anything? No, she recently said they never even like did anything together. I remember they came with just friends. The DMAs or something. No, they kissed Lisa and they didn't get married. Yes,

Lisa, we're presently. And I don't know if they ever had sex. She did say like it was on our approach, said no, it was a real marriage. But he was, I felt like he was like Lamar Odom and that he just wanted to marry her to like not only look like he liked women, but also to say, I married the King of Rock. And now I'm the King of Pop. And Angel is just like kind of fucked up and said yes. So where does this movie go to? Does it go to like, uh, no, no, no, no, no, no,

“I know it's going to be a big movie. I'll see it. But like does it stop at thriller? Does it go beyond that?”

I'm going to tell you exactly what it's going to be. I'm going to predict. Okay. Every time I've seen a movie about Michael Jackson, they are obsessed with the Pepsi commercial. The Pepsi fire. Because as they should, because apparently that's when he kind of got addicted to painkillers. Yeah. And then that kind of changed the trajectory of like the rest of his life. I mean, it's like there's so much that you could do. But I think because the family's behind it,

yeah, they may be they'll touch on the accusations. Right. But it's going to be presented that if you ever believed that he was a perpetrator, you'll walk leave going, oh my god, he definitely was not like they'll show whatever they can to make you realize that, you know, have they like, what that little boy's parents is swimming? That's strange. I told you know, like they'll make it that, oh my god, yes, the little boy's parents were thirsty for money. They set it up,

like they're going to present it that you won't believe it. Because there's a whole online campaign

going on right now trying to prove that that he was not a pedophile in any way. Oh, that's always been

the case. Right there are certain people say yes, people say no. I mean, I've seen all that. I just don't document or anything. It's like literally everybody will tell their kids. No adult needs to ask a child for help. Right. So someone comes to your trial and says, would you like to help me find my puppy? Uh, yeah. You know, it went under the car. Can I help me find it? So you ask a little child. Yeah, I can help you, you know. Um, so why would any adult want to hang out with young kids that

earned their own? Yeah, for sleepovers? I mean, we will remember the video of him being like, I just don't think there's anything sweeter than a little boy sleeping. Well, you have a you

get them a little warm milk. First of all, who wants warm milk? Never understood that. A little

piece, a little warm milk, but put on the twinkling lights. They had an amusement park in his house.

he didn't have a child. Yeah. Well, there's a lot of kids that, you know, entered child labor, you know, that had to like work, you know, factories. We all in the backyard. Yeah, I mean, I watched the Neverland and I watched it happen in real life. And he could be a wonderful father

“to you, and he could be a wonderful person to everybody around him. Yeah. Um, I believe he liked”

yeah young boy. I mean, I think that's yeah. And I mean, no, I don't think ever. I think people will be writing me trust me. Yeah. Being mad that I'm even, you know, whatever. Because it is strange, though, because if it was anybody else with the accusations, if the guy, if he worked at target and the same accusations, people are like, absolutely. But the fact that he just hit songs,

is that why people don't believe it? I think they're always, well, the same thing's happening with

the Melissa Gilbert's husband, what's his name? Timothy Busfield. Yes. It's the same thing is that when a young child comes and accuses a really rich, powerful person of something, the only defense is you have shit, poor parents that are making you lie and doing this so that they can get a money

“grab. Yeah. I mean, if you want to believe that you can, but the other part is it happened,”

right. And then someone is like, well, luckily for you, the guy that touched your kid, doesn't work, you know, selling hot dogs. She's really rich. And it's never going to take the pain away, but at least maybe you guys can like, have money for therapy in a nice house, like, let's go. Right. And so then you're like, okay, fine. Yeah, let's you're right. I did get fucked over. Yeah,

that should go do this and go after them. But it's always going to be the excuse. Same with

a woman going after a powerful man. Oh, she's this lazy, golden, and bitch. Yeah. And you're like, do you really think? Sometimes it can happen. Sure. But do you really think people would go this long of a thing and put their kids through? I don't know. Yeah. But, um, you know, what you see the movie, I'm going to see the movie. Probably because I want to see the scene that of the mic of the fire. Oh, they're coming up for our virtual. Yeah. I loved the original made for TV movie about

“that Angela Bassett played the mom. Uh-huh. And I can't remember who played the dad.”

I don't tell him Jacobs from, um, welcome back caught her. He was boom, boom, Washington, and welcome back caught her. And it was really like the Jackson 5. It really went up just to like, when he broke off from the family. Yeah. And it was like he, the dad was so mean to them. And they had like, and I remember he had like a little rat that it was that he was his only friend. And, you know, it was just really sad. And then they realized like, oh my God, he's

so good. And then, but also how like Diana Ross, like took an interest in him because he was like cuter and younger. Yeah. The other ones were like 17 and grown. Mm-hmm. And it was just like, well, you know, and just how cute, you know, everyone just fell in love and just how mean he was about making them work. And it's like, he was the modern day, Tradwife. Joe, Joe Jackson. Yeah, Joe Jackson was the modern, it was today's modern day Tradwife influencer. That's just like

putting out the kids for money. And then like, can't stop even when like she was and then, uh, and then, and then they was like a terrible cheater. And yeah, I just hope to have the scene where yeah. Remember, you remember he did that Martin Bashir interview? Yeah. Well, that's where he says that that he was in the tree. Yeah, he went up to the tree house. Come on up. Yeah. Fun to climb trees. And Martin Bashir is like interviewing him from the tree. And then they go to that, that that

that furniture store that's still on for the part. When he just keeps pointing out stat ugly statch

years ago, I'll take it. I'll take that. And then they found out that he never, hey, or he never came

back for it. Yeah. I don't know if he took it, never paid or just never came back for person's getting all excited about their commission. Yeah. They're like, you're gold. Uh, you think I finally sold that 12 foot goal legal. Who bought it? Michael Jackson. He never came back. Well, I remember at Mason, this first birthday. Oh, Chris and at the time Bruce were there. And we rode on the Neverland ranch carousel. Oh, you went there. No, they, they had a shift. It was in a place where you could rent it and

bring it. Oh. And the very famous event planner got it. Yeah. And I was like, oh, this is so interesting because the girls, one of the girls Courtney had dated one of the three teas. Remember

they spent their like one of their Kimmerhurst 16 birthday at Neverland. Oh. And we're on the carousel there. And then cut to Courtney's son. It's first birthday. We're on the carousel. Yeah. And then at my school, one of the three that same three, one of the teas, these kids went to St. Mills. And we had a carnival. And then that fucking carousel was there again. Really. And they also had a Michael Jackson impersonator. And I thought that was all so weird. And I'm like,

yeah, no one ever puts like two and two together. Maybe we know like the tall and petty routers.

He doesn't have a carousel. It's not bad. He's no fun. I always thought they should just

because they mentioned living in receipt. It's long day. Yeah, great. So downventurable of art. So it gets so excited as for having my speaking of the valley. Calabassus confidential netflix reality series starting May 29th. And it is about it's kind of like there's a show called Genzi on Bravo. No, next gen on Bravo where they took like somewhere some neppo babies from reality stars and put them in New York. They're doing it in L.A. And this one is Calabassus.

And they found different rich kids that live in Calabassus that are in their twenties or somehow. And they're like gorgeous. And the the cast that I saw, the three people, they're black. So I don't know why this is a white hand, but maybe there's more. Anyway, um, live in their real rich life. And they've got the air wand smoothie and a sunglasses. And so they're back home

where the drama never luck. So it must be that these kids went to college and then come back.

Yeah. Those are the only jobs in L.A. Is if you are a neppo baby and then you come back from college and you can get your own. I mean, is it a people going to watch this? They have back home

“with a drama. It's like Jordan Woods little sister. Remember Jordan Woods was Kylie Jenner's best”

friend that then got with Tristan that one night? Um, I'm going to say yes. Okay. So anyway, she went off. She's doing great. She married, she's getting, she's doing what she did. Yeah, she's engaged to some big football or basketball player. Something she's got a big ass dime and had a big fun party. Nice. She has a younger sister who's in this. Oh. Name like Jody Woods or so. I don't know. And then I saw a couple other people. But I don't know. It could be kind of fun. Yeah. Okay. Share, you know,

her son is, she's getting the conservatorship for her son. He's doing very poorly, a L.A. Elijah Blue. Greg Almond. Yes, her and Greg Almond. But anyway, she has a 15 year old granddaughter that she didn't know about. Oh. So that she just found out that this girl, this model named Katie Edmund's dated her son in 2010 and gave birth. And so now she has a granddaughter who's

“15. And I think it's kind of, I mean, I think it's so great. I hope that share, I mean,”

shares inner 80s. Like she should embrace this girl and try to form something. I hope she doesn't like get all guarded thinking that like the granddaughter and the mom are going to try to take her money because it's like bitch, you have enough money. Okay. Like, like have some fun with your granddaughter. Yeah. Like how it gets good one. I think that is a good. I've got to be so fun. Yeah, she's, oh, they said, learn that she learned about her names ever exist in last year and was speechless

before welcoming the girl into her home and to meet her at the first time. Well, it's kind of fun.

Now, this is weird. This was one of those things I didn't know if it was true or not. A bride's sister in law douses her in black paint moments before ceremony in horrifying revenge attack. And like I've seen videos or someone just like throws shit on a bride and it's like an AI.

“I think so. I didn't know what was true, but this is true. I don't know why the sister”

in law hated the woman marrying your husband, your brother. I think that's so weird. Like if you don't like who's marrying your brother. Yeah. I'm fucking step away. You don't have to go to the wedding. Right. You could see him for lunch on his own. Like, can you imagine throws black paint in her anyway. She had to do three years in prison. Oh, man. I can't imagine who cares. Let me say what else is going on. Oh, this Japan's princess make go. She was actually a princess

in Japan. Okay. She gave up her world life to marry a commoner and was spotted with her little air. She's a little baby after fleeing New York City for the suburbs. Oh, where she adds.

say what part of the suburbs. But she has a husband. He's Asian too. And they play Mashaong don't worry.

This sounds like a lifetime movie. She gave up the royal life to go marry a commoner. This has got to be a movie. Yeah. This should absolutely be a movie. Right. There was another movie years ago and it was called the Princess and the Marine and it was like a true story about like post 9/11. Marine is like over there. Yeah. Falls in love with a actual princess in the Middle East. I don't know what countries from and they thought they meet

and they fall in love and she gives up everything comes back here. She's on Oprah and she's just like, you know, it's like, what do you love about? Like, she's like, I just love cleaning my sink. I like doing the dishes and then I like cleaning my sink. Oh, yeah. Anyway, they got divorced.

“Yeah. She's probably okay. I think it like these things. Yeah. Ark you like we'll see.”

Like we'll see like how in love they are and how fun it is. I mean, when she gets like closer to like 40, I feel like once she's 40, she's going to be like, wait a minute. Yeah. Like I think it's not that

fun. Yeah. Like I could be the princess of the first time. I didn't know that Japan had like

royalty. I guess it's like old. She's the need. She's proud of it. So she's the way. Yeah. The crown's prince and oh, she. Okay. So that she would be the first child of Japan's crown prince and the niece of Emperor Nori Tio. Good. No. You know, royal life's not all is correct. It's basically a Meghan Markle did, right? And she just go leave the royal life to become a regular rule. I mean, this is who should have bet on that freaking show. Yeah. She should have had the Japanese princess

come over and be like, were two princesses. What it's like to just leave them and make sourdough

“bread and be like, what the fuck are we doing making sourdough bread? We could just we could be real”

princesses. Right. What if this is what real princesses are doing are the books going to change like for kids. They're my half where it's like instead of being Cinderella. It's like, and then you get to shop, you know, for your own groceries and yeah, target and go hang out and put little flowers on a salad. What's going on with your friend Megan? I don't know. I mean, I haven't heard anything lately. I haven't called you up. No, I haven't. I wish. Chris, where are your next shows?

Oh, my God. Where am I next? Uh, the next show is a let's see April 30th, April 30th, New York comedy club in Stanford, Connecticut. Have you ever done it? You're a comedy club Stanford, Connecticut. I'm down. I have. There's that's really a great place. Yeah. And then, of course,

back on Long Island, my hometown, brokerage comedy club may first and second two nights. This

tickets could move a little quicker. Okay. Call you, you know, they get out of season's call you. Let's get out there, to see a brokerage bell more Long Island. And then a minashville zanies, which I love the new room. They built like a new room. And I'm in that new room on May 29th. Are you mom and influencers go see

“him before you have to move that to another state exactly. Yeah, that's a Nashville come out.”

The entire cities. Yeah. Yeah. And then June 4th, I'm at the funny bone in Columbus. Those are the next ones. And then, and then in between, we have nine. May 9th. Saturday, May 9th. I mean, that's so so quick. They're so excited. People made their weekend plans. I, it's Netflix is a joke or at the Avalan theater. I'm trying to get a party together. You put, you made me feel stressed out. I don't know. They might just be us going to dinner. I don't know

what am I supposed to do, how am I supposed to get a party together? Okay. All right, where are you taking me at least? It's got to be a nice dinner. Oh, it'll definitely be a dice. I mean, do we just want to do? Do we want to do? Well, let's put it out there if someone's driving around. Do you want to, host a set your place? I mean, I can definitely get us a reservation at a happening spot. I don't even know what that is these days. Like, is there a happening spots in Lenthaliwood? I mean,

I have my connection to craigs and paparazzi will be there. Who cares about that? I thought you wanted like a big Hollywood night. Oh, no, you knew you have not craigs necessarily. Okay. Well, we love craigs. Okay. My friends, a waders there. Dill? Yeah. Oh, that's right. Then we definitely should go. No, um, I love craigs. I love craigs. And, uh, but it's not, that is not very close to where the venue is. No, it's a bit of a rock. We need a place closer to the venue that could be like a

chic Hollywood hotspot. Yeah. I don't even know if that exists in that. I'm not familiar with that area. I don't all anymore. I used to be, but those days are over. How many people were we going to

It's so fun. It may not be going to be before you know it. Yeah. Brandy and Julie and uh,

“Brandy and Julie are going to be going to show this Thursday. So it's like double header week for”

better. Yeah. With the, well, they do it by the way. They're doing great. Yeah. To a great. You know, I've only met them like twice in my life. We'll get ready. Yeah. We're going to have a sleepover. Oh, yes. I can't wait. Yeah. So everybody, you go and you make sure that you check out if you have not yet. Love, cover to cover. And if it covers my podcast, come and get that out. People love it. And any place that you can see Chris live, nobody is disappointed. Well, I'll tell you this.

“What? I was just in Toronto last week. Yeah. And I don't know if you, you need to play Toronto.”

I know. I am dying for you up there. Oh, let's okay. She's scoopers and they will like, we need Heather up here. Oh, I love her. So I think you see, you know, because I mispronounced but I'm in a certain name. I actually somebody mentioned it to me. That's right. That's why I knew about it. True, though. It's okay. That was still accepted. I think that was like he wasn't that popular to begin with. No, they don't like him. Okay. So I think I'm okay by mispronouncing it. I talked about it

about it a little bit about him getting Katy Perry and the pussy and all that and people were into it. It was fun. It was good show. Nice people up there. The people of Toronto. I know they're all so

nice. I never get to see these place, but it's a beautiful city. All right. I was. But they said,

you're not, they told me they didn't tell me that, though. They're not in the good part. Like the club was in a weird part of, but it was really fun. Yeah. Great people love it. Thank you Toronto. Go. Chris. Of course, everything for me is at every dawn.net, join my Patreon. Get on it. And we'll see you next time. But the next time we'll play together, I'll probably be the show. Live. Yes, it's a couple weeks. How's that going to work? I'm going to go through it after,

but you will be a significant part of the show. As always, I'm just thinking like there'll be like

little funny segments. I want to give, have some stand up. I want to have some, how we tell our good stories, have some fun moments, have some, then we'll do some funny house wife talk with Brandy and Julie, but you and I will do something else. Am I doing legitimate stand up? Like I'm

“coming out with a microphone and doing stand up? I think we could do a little, we have to talk”

about it. I still have all these ideas. It's going to be all surprise. And it's going, you know, it's not going to be, well, we will film it for ourselves. Okay. But there isn't like a streaming option. So it's something is real juicy, you know, that won't be shared outside of the thing. So we can really have a lot of freedom to say and do whatever the fuck we want. That sounds fun to me. Yes. Yeah. Because we don't care. We have no loyalty to anybody. No. I just, including the astronauts.

Alright, love you! Bye!