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Side Stories: Dinner and a Manifesto

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Henry & Marcus bring you this week's biggest stories and true crime news as the boys react to this weekend's alleged assassination attempt on the President at The White House Correspondents Dinner, AN...

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That's one of the cannibalism started. Side stories. Yes. So, Marcus. Yes, Henry.

Welcome to Side Story. Thank you. It's good to see you. It's good to see you, too. It's been a while.

He isn't at nice to finally be here.

For some of the funniest and best stories in America.

I came on the best week. The best possible week ever. You don't come on Side Story. You don't come on Side Story. I'm glad that you're here because this story that we're about to talk about and all the stuff

that we have to talk about, it's extremely difficult to parse through. Yeah. Real difficult to parse through real difficult to separate your own personal feelings from everything else that's going on. It's a difficult one. I had to have a separate call with our lawyers so that I could ask what I could talk about today.

That's someone my favorite stuff. Everyone loves talking to lawyers. Welcome to Side Story. Henry's a Browsky, frequent flyer with our on-site lawyer. I'm sitting here with the Sydney Swiny of LPN.

Is it how would I get that? I'd say that you're the, yeah, you're the Sydney Swiny of LPN. Okay, how? How so? How am I the Sydney Swiny of LPN?

Natural talents? Go. I would say you elegant penis. Excellent taste and men. Thank you.

You are an amazing performer.

Thank you. I appreciate that quite a bit. And your best bits jiggle up and down. I'm here with Marcus Parks. Sitting in forever this week.

Your family stuff out in Ohio. He is making love to his family. Which is one of the nicest things you can do when you're, you're never in town. You know, and then he can really be spread amongst his in-laws.

He can be. He wouldn't told me all of the fun things he got to do with the family. 9 a.m. Lacrosse. 9.45.

Basketball. 11. Baseball. And my p.m. Quire practice.

And all of that is watching a different adolescent or prepubes in child. Be very bad at those things. And then watching adults. Which Eddie also said was really funny. Get really angry about toddlers.

Playing sports. And I was like, I'm so glad that Carmy. Won't go. Yeah. No, no.

Carmy won't go. No, Carmy. We're, we're really focusing on coding. That's good. We got to raise a little bit of center to space camp.

You know, I honestly think that the last couple of weeks covering the blowback

about the Artemis and like talking about NASA is just the pipeline to the military industrial complex. We're keeping around a space camp. Okay. Good.

Yeah. Because I just feel that again. Well, I got big shout out to the Artemis crew. Did they get a hold of you? Yes.

They sent me a sticker. The Artemis crew. People from Artemis. Yep. Really?

Me a sticker because I was talking loosely about the, you know, whatever you want to

talk about with NASA, never a straight answer.

There are a bunch of fucking liars. All they do is edit their photos. And the, the guys. But it's like that. They got you kicked out of NASA.

But what's the point? Stopping now. They're allowing that thing. Well, talking about the importance of the Artemis to program. Sure.

We're trying to inspire people with space travel. And definitely not going to talk about which unregulated construction company is going to be given the presidential contract to do the moon base. And I'm imagining it's going to be Eric Trump. And then by the time we get up to that moon base,

it's going to be filled with so many dead hookers. It's not going to fucking matter. That's the help. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. It's a side story's Marcus. Well, thank you very much. We love your Artemis.

We do, honestly, really hope that you're safe out there.

Yeah. Be safe. Seriously, it's a big deal because they're killing NASA scientists left and right. So you guys better keep your head on a swivel. But don't worry.

Cash pretels on it. Yeah. He's on it. He's not drunk. He's just going to nail that down too.

You noticed they just did up because there has been last week. We've been covering a little bit. Have you looked into it all about these missing scientists? Yeah. I've looked into it a little bit.

And I can see why it is something to grab onto. It does feel like the, it feels like the first act of an alien invasion movie. It feels like the Michael Crichton off. Yeah. Yeah.

It feels like this is the threat to pull and a much larger conspiracy falls out. But it is also a massively large community that is dying. Yeah. And these people are dying. And it's, I think the more tangentially connected to big time secrets in the military.

Sure. But that's the thing about the internet that we, that we, I think sometimes it's so much information. We have access to so much information at all times that you can really connect anything to anything. You're trying to say that the internet is unreliable.

You're trying to say that my research, my personal amazing research is unreli...

No. I'm not saying it's unreliable. David Wilcock was murdered by the state. David Wilcock was murdered by the fucking state. You are both true, sir.

Despite his family coming out recently and saying he was a very sick man for a very long time. He also, he was extremely broke. They, someone put out, they've been putting out the video in 2022. Those of you that don't know, one of the people that have kind of been brought into this missing scientist story is this story of David Wilcock who was, it was a frequent contributor to alien, ancient aliens and he kind of worked a lot on secret space program work like he's been deep into kind of the conspiracy world.

He held a national prey in in 2020 when Trump lost the election because he thought that if him and his UFO community could pray hard enough, they could flip the election. So you've seen these very stable individuals. He is as stable as, you know, those things you step on to work on your ankles and the gym with them with the ball. The ball.

The ball. A wobbly board. Yeah, I wobbly board. Yes, he's a wobbly board.

And then someone put out the statement that he had said, I'll never commit suicide, but they did not neglect the neglected to say that there was a video from 2022.

Sure. So it's been a while.

I think David Wilcock is an unfortunate just he was the sad broke man that came to the very end of his life and saw that he had dedicated his life to protecting the interests of a president.

That is an active pedophile. Yeah, it seems like that is really sticking in the crawl of a lot of people. And I think that brings us to the story of the day. I think it does. So one of the, I found it interesting is so first of all, how fake was the assassination attempt from two days ago, Mark has taken place.

[laughter] Not fake at all. Okay. Not fake at all. This does sort of tie in a little bit to the story involving all of the dead scientists.

Is it I think one of the things we have to keep in mind when it comes to what gigantic news stories correlation does not equal causation. True. And coordination does not equal conspiracy. Exactly.

And also, how many times have we said, never mistake a malevolent sort of, the never mistake male incompetence for males.

Yes. So know that that we are also witnessing quite simply one of the most basic level and competent administrations we've ever seen. Yeah. And there's no reason to think that incompetence is not going to make its way to the secret service. Oh, it is.

These are, you know, it's not like the secret service are, you know, these are people who choose to be a part of this, but.

It's a political, you have to literally work for years to get to the presidential detail.

You have family in the secret service. Yeah, you did at one point. Yeah, it's, these are the people who are choosing to stick with Trump, the people who are choosing to protect him. They're not going to be the brightest fucking bulbs in the box. That's just not going to, that's, that's one of the things that this administration has proved again and again and again is that they attract the dumbest fucking people.

They attract the most incompetent people. They attract the people who focus on all of the wrong things to the point where the fucking assassin edited his manifesto to comment on how incompetent the secret service is. It's pretty fascinating. So for those of you that are living in a tunnel underground several days ago, a person by the name of Cole Allen was arrayed on charges connected to shooting outside of the White House correspondence dinner. For those of you, they don't know.

So every year, this is the first one Trump ever decided to go to. Well, the first one as president as president. It's, there's actually, there's a famous one. There's a theory that the White House correspondence dinner when both Barack Obama and Seth Meyers made fun of him is the whole reason why he ran for president in the first place. So it's a bit of a little face in that whole fucking thing.

I'll always remember his shitty little fucking little petulant baby filled with shit diaper face.

Yeah, because they told him he was never going to be president.

That's what made him run for president. Yes, and so outside, so we finally decided to do the dinner this year. They had every single moron in attendance, cash battal with mismatch socks on. Peter Heggsett who was chewing his lips like you just got off of the stage at stage coach. He's just like all gapped up. He's like walking around.

I've never seen more people on drugs in one room that weren't having a good time than the White House correspondence dinner. And then to do cut to after all, the shots rang out all the attendees ransacking the tables. Yeah, and taking all the bottles of booze and taking pictures with themselves. Yeah, because they're a bunch of fucking grifters and asshole. I'm so funny. I think it's so funny.

Just love it. Also, when these scooted JD vans out so quick, and then bruh, you know, dump us just sitting there, right?

Then they lift them up all out of the chair after JD vans sprints off the stage.

And then he tumbles down because he's a big fat dump piece of shit.

Yeah, and he lied about it.

And that's one of the things that makes, that's what makes conspiracy grow is that he fell down because he's a big fat old man.

And he doesn't know what the fuck he's doing. He doesn't know how to walk correctly. But then did you see the picture that came from the back of the crowd in which he had been moved back stage. And then all of a sudden, you know, the crowd, and there's a shot, you just see Trump standing in the back of the side of the stage in the wings. Just watching, like it's a fucking, again, like it's a television show. He's also a very old man.

And he's trained dementia. Yeah, and he has a stroke. He's a stroke victim, and he's also, again, he's a malignant pedophile. He's literally like every single bad thing that's ever existed. And he's just go, he like wandered back to watch the aftermath. So he's confused. He has no idea what the fuck's got like he's wandering around.

Like an old man who is confused because he is an old man who is confused. He knows, once you put him on his track, he knows what to say and he knows how to do it. But yes, but if you let him go, he's just going to wander around like your fucking, like the time you left the grandpa Walmart. I mean, it reminds me literally he reminded me of my father. This is a really sad story of right before Jackie's wedding. When he was like he had wandered out by the trees and he thought he had saw this giant dog.

And he was like talking about it out in the trees. And he's like, it's almost got to get that dog. And we're like, you know, we're doing like, don't worry about the dog. Like we're going to do that and take him inside.

That's what our president is currently doing.

Yeah. And I just also want to remind people. I am sick of talking about the president of the United States of America. Yeah. I want to remind you that I, I can't stand doing this. This is against every single fiber of my being. Okay. Still to this day. The only reason why we're talking about this is because it comes down to the motive of the shooter,

which I still think is the funniest thing on the face of the planet that all of these reporters are now. Now we play this game.

We've got three shooters, right? We got three different fake ones. So he's never been shot once.

So we got three fake shoots all happening in the last like since he's been present. So this one I found interesting is that every time the reporters are like, hmm, what could be the motive? And they all just do this fake thing. We're like reporters are asking everywhere.

Yeah. What could possibly be the motive? Yeah. Right. So let's first look at politically. So one side is like, who's doing well right now in the country? Like domestically, let's take a run off the table. Let's take Israel off the table. Let's take all that off.

Let's take all the international, just the stuff that's going on, right? Take that off the table. Just the gallon, gallon of gas around the corner from here $7. Yep. Groceries and most expensive they've ever been.

People clearly can't afford to eat. People are dying. Health care is like a runaway train. Like it is just kidding. It's just fucking bailing down towards the wall.

Everybody's dying. Getting millennials dying. More millennials of dying of cancer than any other generation ever before. Yeah. And a lot of that cancer is due to microplastics due to environmental issues. They're pulling down every single environmental regulation that they possibly can.

Oh, God, yes. They're trying to get around up. They're trying to remove all guardrails on pesticides. They're trying to actively kill us. All of us, it's fast as possible. And they're mining.

Like aren't they doing this thing in like Yellowstone? Like you're starting to go into the national parks now. And they're starting to mine for oil. They're starting to look for minerals in our national parks. Drill for oil.

Yes. They're going to blow shit up. We've got to blow up. You got to blow up all the trees.

First in order to make the divot that you used to mine.

Oh, no. And we're, well, with mining, what we're doing there is we're mining lithium specifically in Utah because we've got to make them batteries because we need batteries for all the phones. And all the data centers for the AI that's not going to become anything. We're now on a fake reluctant with fake economy.

Yeah, that's why the AI that is also draining away all of our drinking water.

So let's just, so these are just issues. Let's just one side of the issue. So who represents all that? The president of the United States of America. Yes.

So that's just one example of like why my people might be upset. But I do feel that the main reason is the fact that he's a convicted rapist and a pedophile. Yeah. And I think that that makes you a target for people's anger. I think so.

I think people are really frustrated with seeing you want television. Yeah. I think there are people that see, like, I know myself. I had a hell of a day today.

We all are all having this fun time dealing with this. Yeah. Hell of a day because all of this for us and I think for a lot of people in our generation. You know, millennials, a lot of us are, we're hitting our 40s. Now we're, I mean, I'm 43.

You know, a lot of us are hitting middle age right now. Unfundage.

You know, and I kind of hit a little bit of that one on our cryptid episode a...

you know, you hit the stage and you ask, is this it? And that is just something that everybody throughout the whole of human history has gone through when they hit their mid 40s.

But what I think a lot of millennials are hitting right now and what I know I'm hitting right now is I did not realize

until specifically the second Trump administration, how much of my identity I had wrapped up in being an American. Oh, yeah. You know, and how much I, because I, you know, I don't have religion. I don't really have faith and I really have anything like that. So when we were also programmed to have pride in being an American.

100% like it was always a part of our programming.

Like the propaganda worked like a motherfucker on me. You know, like, in the international, we said the plague of your religion several days. I mean, I mean, not even that. Like you just look like independence day is probably the most successful piece of American propaganda that is ever existed. And that's awesome. And that came to earth.

Yeah, exactly. And that came out right when we were what? 1312 somewhere around there, you know, like that sort of, you know, that sort of pop culture that we grew up with. Like we all put so much subconsciously into being American. And, you know, and that was something that you could kind of always come back to.

It was like, well, at the very least, American. American. American stands for something. The American stands for something. I got that. And that comfort, that illusion is fucking ripped away.

Yeah. And I think it's been ripped away for us. Because we had this like quadruple whammy of like things that we chose to cover. You know, it was Heinrich Kamler, everything that happened with Epstein, the DuPont series. And just recently, Jimmy Savald.

We just, like, how much we realized was up to us inherently. And we had no idea. Yeah. Like, I think that we, that was a part of what we did not really understand for a long time. I think even as a, as a, as a person, how we.

We've been in constantness. Yeah. We, we're like fish and water when it comes to American propaganda. 100%. We had no idea that we're like, all of a sudden, you're like, looking around like, oh, fuck.

I'm in water. Yeah. You know, like, oh, shit. I'm surrounded by it. And while I still do believe in my heart of hearts, the malleable government that we're supposed

to have is what will get us through this. I think it is will, what is what will get us through this.

But I think that we're going to see a lot more of this because never once have we really been.

Because think about this right after the shooting goes down. Trump immediately hits a podium and he starts talking about the stupid fucking ballroom. Yeah, right? So not serious.

Well, and that's what I mean by, you know,

it's a coordination doesn't necessarily mean, you know, conspiracy. He just saw an opportunity to look up because he's an opportunistic shithead. This is where he thought he first thought was about himself and how to get his that he's got a deal that's not going through and he saw an opportunity immediately on how to make that deal go through. He's not serious about his own life.

The fact that he even, I always remember, my, well, we stayed the reason why he came around. He fussed. He fist pumped after the first time he got shot at was because he didn't get hit. And that if he had gotten hit, he would have been in, he would have been in an ambulance so fast. Your head would fucking spend.

Yeah, he did not even know he was really bleeding. He stood up thinking they didn't get me. That's why they did that.

He was never hit same thing with this because he wasn't hit or because they knew he was in the room.

There's just kind of one of those things. So he came out, he did the ballroom speech. Then they took big fat chunked us and they put him in the 60 minutes room for suckin for some fucking reason. I guess it's because of the White House correspondent center and they were all there. And the lady from 60 minutes, who I don't even fucking care about to be frank.

It could be a robot as far as I'm concerned. She read at his face chunks of the shooter's manifesto. Now, normally we don't read manifestos of shooters. Like I do for my own personal pleasure. But normally we don't read them out loud or we talk about them because largely in the United States of America recently.

The guys that write manifestos are shooting people based on racism. Shooting based on literal mental illness or shooting people based upon like some form.

Like when you're killing kids, I don't really care what you have to say.

Absolutely not. Yeah, I don't really give a fucking shit. But when you are writing a fairly interesting manifesto about the current US government, somebody even say a reasonable manifesto. It's kind of interesting because because this manifesto in first, it does include all of these policies to his friends and his family and apologies to himself. He's apologizing to the hotel staff, apologizing to anybody in the government that gets hurt.

He doesn't mean to because one guy got shot in the process. So no officer got shot, but he got shot in the bold proof vest. So he's expecting to be recovered and be fine. So nobody got hurt. Yeah, I think it's partly reason why we'll even talk about this.

So he, so the lady from 60 minutes read this out loud to the Trump. I am no longer willing to permit a pedophile rapist and traitor to coat my hands with this crimes.

Trump chose to respond.

I'm not a rapist. I'm not a pedophile.

Guess what he didn't say president Trump.

That's how they get you in court. You fucking shit had that is literally what they do in court to get you to do it. Cause he was like, Oh, she's like, because she killed that. It's the wind did you stop beating your wife. Yes, yes.

Like you could, and then I go on to, I always like jumping onto conservative Reddit just to kind of see the way they sort of try to spin it.

And I found it interesting to roll like I can't believe they're throwing this crazy madman's manifesto in his face. And it's like, Oh, the reason why they're throwing it in his face is because he's a president of the United States of America. And he's a convicted rapist in a pedophile. Yeah, yeah, he's a convicted rapist, absolutely. He's absolutely at least. He's a convicted rapist.

Yes, at the very least. And I've read many manifestos. So many so many so many manifestos. We've read them on the shows. We've read them for fun.

This is by far the most coherent. Well, put together manifesto I have ever read. And he edited it. So I find it interesting. So he checked into the hotel the night before.

And they he said first of all he has no idea how the hell he did it. He very obviously was going in with weapons. He had a shot on the size of a fucking surfboard. Yeah, right. So they came in.

So he wrote in his manifesto object in one.

Objection one.

As a Christian, you should turn the other cheek.

Rebuttal turning the other cheek as for when you yourself are oppressed. I'm not the person raped in a detention camp which is happening. I'm not the fisherman executed without trial which is happening. I'm at a school kid blown up or a child starved or a teenage girl abused by many criminals in this administration.

All three of those things have happened. Turning the other cheek is when someone else is oppressed. It's not too Christian behavior. It is complicity in the oppressor's crimes. Done.

Then objection two. This is not a convenient time for you to do this. Rebuttal. I need whoever thinks this way to take a couple of minutes and realize that the world isn't about them. Do think that when I see someone raped or murdered or abused.

I should walk on by because it would be inconvenient for people who aren't the victim. Kind of making some sense. Objection three. You didn't get them all. Rebuttal.

Got to start somewhere. Objection four is a half-black half-white person. You should be the one doing this. Rebuttal. I don't see anybody else picking up the slack.

Rebuttal. Rebuttal. The United States for America are ruled by the law not by any one or several people. In so far as representatives and judges do not follow the law, no one is required to yield them anything so unlawfully ordered. It is getting to a point where this guy's making fucking sense.

Black from Northland. There's a concept of in thinking about a lot recently. And it's sort of the thing that people were going through back in the 70s. And it's part of why especially like the UK punk scene really started. Stranglers put it in, they put it perfectly in one song, no more heroes.

And that's how people felt back then is that there are no fucking heroes.

And I feel that exact same way now. And strangely enough, I sort of realized this. What are you talking about? Chuck Schumer. He's in there, Marcus.

He's writing strongly worded tweets. Yes. At the government. And he's employed by. Very strongly worded.

What is the squad up to these days? Are they changing the face of government? Right. Right. They're in really mixing it up.

They're really mixing it up hard. We have no fucking heroes. And I realized that strangely enough, when I was watching fucking Conan without borders the other day. Like I was watching because I was in a shit place real just feeling bad about everything. And Caroline is like, hey, why don't we watch something nice? Like let's watch Conan go fuck around to be nice and, you know, and just hang out with people.

And I watched it and I realized like, We don't have anybody to fucking look up to anymore. Like I used to look up to Conan. I used to look up to John Stewart. These are the people that I would look up to.

And well now I never want to put those burden.

I will never put that burden on a comedian ever again. Of course not. No, I just don't. I just don't. I take them like Conan is doing great.

He's doing great. He's the best right. He is the pinnacle of a adult man aging into a himself powerfully beautifully new man. He's becoming wider and better as he gets older. I love it.

He owes me nothing. He owes us nothing. John Stewart owes us nothing. Like nothing. These men get in part of the thing about growing up is, you know, you realize like, you don't, you can't look up to comedians anymore.

No. But the thing is, this country, we have fucking nobody to look up to. All of our heroes are either dead or just choosing to do something else. Because they don't crack Obama when he talking about he has to make those UFO movies for necklace. He's got to go make a comedy show.

He's making the reality television show about how wacky it is to be an expres...

You know that? That's incredible. It's not a great use of his time. That sounds like such a wacky thing to do.

And that sounds incredible.

This is what happens. Yes. Guys, let's get trying to, you have guys that are, I mean, he's obviously, he's insane. He's, he's unstable like he has been broken by what the fuck is going on in this country. He's been broken by the sheer amount of information that we've been given at all times.

He has been, he has been activated by just the piles of fucketry that has been piled on to him by both United States and the media. Yeah. And this is what, this is what happens.

Like when you just, because that's what they're doing is that they're still,

even though Steve Bannon's not on the team anymore, they're still using his, they're still using flooding the zone with shit. Yeah, they have that other fat guy in there now doing the same exact thing. Yeah. Even, even look, what's his name? They're head of communications that evil looking guy.

He's got the little face. He's huge. He's like 350 pounds. What's his name? The Asian guy.

Yeah. I can't keep up with all of them. But they're still using this playbook. They're floating the zone with shit. And they're flooding the zone with shit.

Not just with information. Because Amy, because the Epstein dropped the big Epstein drop. That was done on purpose. Like that, the amount of information that we got and the amount of horrific information that I got. The fact that now it's done, too.

None of that. She did the spicket. It's been cut. Steven Chung is the name of the guy I was talking about. Steven Chung.

Well, I mean, they gave us that amount of it. Like they overloaded us on purpose in order to make us feel hopeless in order to, to give us something to do. You know, the Iran war again. But in that case, the war was the single most pointless action.

We just spent billions of dollars per billion.

We basically just took our money, our harder and money. We flew it over to Iran, dumped it into the straight and set it on fire. That is what we just did. Yeah, of course. And, but it's also about overwhelming us.

And that's what, this is what happens when you start overwhelming and extraordinarily armed population.

Because that's the thing is you cannot add all of that shit. You cannot scramble the brains of a country that believes and knows that it is their right to own and use firearms. It's gonna fucking explode. It's gonna get bad. And this is just, this is not, and this is like this is even the first.

It's not even the first thing. And they're all like you notice, right? It's not like it's black rock trained assassins. No, no, no, no. You have these, it's children and mentally ill.

And it's been happening for well over a decade. It's just going down the line. It's first, the first people that affected like the amount of information that we have in the amount of overload that we have. It's sort of affecting the extremely mentally ill at first.

And that, of course, resulted in all those, you know, in a lot of mass shootings.

So we haven't wait until the truly sick. I actually feel like the next ones we're going to start to see are the terminally ill. They have nowhere to go, and they have no offer amps, and they have been pushed into their total extent. I'm going to, I think we're going to see a fox on of that. Yeah.

I mean, that's it. This country, I don't think is very far off from suicide bombing. It's, it's really not. And because guess who's asking for them? Up top.

Yeah. They're literally asking for them because of the violent rhetoric. And if you look at two, this is where it gets kind of like, we're talking about the incompetence. Where we're at now is that we are now starting to get to the point where it is people that are that can write coherently. People that have a, that guy's not saying that come, come with a Harris has a lizard and a pussy.

Right. Like it's not one of those. It's not talking about Princess Diana's clones. No. It's not talking about, like, Chinese drones.

It is a teacher with a degree from Caltech. Yeah. Yeah. Who is sick? Who is sick?

And he absolutely, he definitely needed help to take care of this. But this is where it's coming down to. This is who it's starting to affect because this blast of information is not good for us. It is, it is driving us insane.

And, but also, I find, this is where the incompetence, right?

So this thing is very, very interesting. So he identifies his own manifesto that night. So he called himself Cold Force Friendly Federal Assassin, right? Ridiculous. Yeah.

So he said. Okay. Now that all the savvy stuff is done. What the hell is this secret service doing? Sorry.

Gonna ran a bit here. Dennis Miller style. Which is why we're asking you to drop a thing. Gonna go on a little bit of a ran here. What do you think about that?

Like I expect it. I expect it. Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob. Let's get it this. I'm like they're hanging out.

Looser than then. Then all in a, coming a little gringo. From the 10 dynasty. Unfuckin' know. One of us, our team, our representative.

It's like this guy was Bolton for Wendell Wilkie. Yes. Yeah. I miss when he was playing. I expected security cameras at every bend.

Bug hotel rooms, armed agents every 10 feet.

Metal detectors at the Wazoo.

Well, I got who knows.

Maybe they were pranking me.

It was nothing. No damn security. Not in transport. Not in the hotel. Not in the event.

You notice that all like it was said. He said, I noticed a sense of arrogance. As if they had the whole team. And they said, I noticed a sense of arrogance as if they had the whole thing handled. And they said that all of the security was about handling the protesters outside.

Yeah. And about the current rivals. As if they didn't think that anybody that would want to kill somebody in that room would book or night in the hotel the night before. It's impossible.

If I literally just, if I was an Iranian agent instead of an American citizen, I could have bought a damn medicine there. And no one would have noticed shit. Actually insane. Yes, what he said.

That's one of those things where and he says here. If anybody's curious about how I'm doing something like this feels. It's awful. I want to throw up.

I want to cry for all the things I wanted to do and never will.

For all the people who's trust this betrays. I experienced rage thinking about everything this administration has done. So it's not. Don't forget. Can't really recommend it.

Stay in school kids. Yeah. So I'm not. So I'm not. I'm not pro with this man's actions.

The violence is always going to be bad. It's always going to be bad and it's going to lead to bad things. Violence always begins more violence.

Remember in the Heinrich Camler series every single time they try to take to use violence

to take down the Nazis. It only made things worse every single time. But the idea that the motive to do this is so mysterious that it would take psychiatrists

and police officers and the FBI to figure it out.

I think it's different now. And I think that it's time to the United States of America to really snap awake. And unfortunately because sucks man, it sucks. This is kind of why we were talking about it up top is that it's getting really bad now. And this is the type of stuff that it's just going to keep escalating.

What no one wants to say is that the motive is that a reasonable man thought that this was the right thing to do. And that's it. There's no other motive than that. He believed this was a man who saw that the president is a convicted rapist. Almost certainly a pedophile at the very least, very connected with many, many, many, many, many, many pedophiles.

He predicted them and was a part of their industries has a credible allegation against that 13 year old talking about how we bunched her in the head after she bit his penis. Yeah, and not only that, but you know, a man who makes decisions that, you know, it kills school houses full of little girls. He's the ultimate true crime figure and we're true crime podcast. And we are locked into this folks until it's fucking over unfortunately. Yeah, he is a villain, but he is truly, truly, truly a villain.

And it is we have a reasonable man here who did not see any other way out. He saw no other way out for himself.

He could not because that's what a breeding between the lines.

What this man is saying is that if he continued to do nothing, he could not live with himself. He would have committed suicide. He would have killed himself. Yes, he could not live in this country knowing that he had done nothing. And so he had to do something.

And unfortunately, he made the wrong decision. The something that he decided to do was long. He decided to try to kill the president and who knows who he could have killed. In the process. Oh, no, I mean, definitely he killed.

He was going to get nowhere near the president the way that he was doing it. Not even he was only going to kill hotel staff and police officer. So it's just why he was bad what he did. That's it. He was going to kill somebody who's just trying to go to work that day to put money on the

to put food on the table for their family. He was not going to kill the president. He was only going to kill someone innocent. Yes. And I think that when it comes down to it's really sad how it all went down.

And I think that it's miserable.

I think it's miserable for the people involved.

The security people. I think it's miserable for the hotel people that have to deal with this fucking shit. But I also think it's fascinating. How uncereous it is to the people up top that are the targets of this violence. Trump that cut to that shot of Melania scared.

She's going. And then over her shoulder, you see him smiling like like he planned it. Like he's looking down on the pipe saying, "Hey, now you're a skunker." He's literally doing the, "Hey, believe this." He's looking right down the pipe of that fucking photographer.

And yeah, it's driving people crazy. Of course, 60% of the country's going to believe it's fake. Because he wasn't even scared. He didn't even have a reaction. Yeah.

And he went right up to promote the ballroom. He doesn't even care if he could shot guys. He doesn't care. And I think that's the thing here. We're fighting against a bunch of people that are total sociopaths.

And then we suffer all the fucking consequences for it. Look at Jimmy Kimmel. He made that shitty joke about Melania. And now they're trying to take them all fall. And you're just like these people are not fucking serious.

They're not serious.

They're absolutely not serious in any way whatsoever.

They have no forward to think.

Look, they do, all they think about in that, he thought in that moment. This is the best time for me to get my construction project through. Because as far as he's concerned, the whole ballroom, you know, doesn't demolishing the fucking White House to build a ballroom. Because he's too lazy to leave his fucking house.

Yes. That's what it did. The reason why he wants the ball, everyone wants to put all of these, you know, insane conspiracies are like building a bunker. That is real.

They are, they are blowing out the whole bunker underneath it. It's like a full expansion of the security bunker. I know that's real. But that's not why he wants it. The reason why he wants it is because he's a lazy old man who doesn't want to leave

his house for social functions. He also specifically wants to build a building bigger than the White House. That's the whole idea. He wants to attach an eye sore directly to the side of the eye of the White House.

That is two times the size of the White House that will be called the Trump ballroom.

So that everybody can look at a building that's bigger than the White House that he made. And he's also, remember, he's a construction guy. He's a construction shithead from New York City. He's a, he's a, let's, hey, he is a, let's say contractor con man. Okay.

Let's not call my construction guy. I think he could tell the difference between like rebarr and I don't think he's in that detail.

Hey, Matt, I bet he knows quite a bit about construction because you have to know a lot about construction.

If you want to gain the system. Okay. Because you know how much money he's going to make on kickbacks on all that shit. He's already made billions of dollars in Bitcoin. He already gave it to those two fuckers.

But hopefully we'll cover the story next week when it is back. But hopefully his son's will die on a safari. That is kind of like, that's my goal. My hope is that they'll die on safari. I think that'll be really fun for them to get trampled by a bunch of like lions that are like in an eaten bite bite by animals.

They died out in the back of the head. It would be even better if it would be more like the lost world, you know, like when they get eaten by the bunch of galamimuses. Get them like if you get eaten by a bunch of like, oh, copies or something. Those became just like nibbled them to death. That was really fun.

I'll be wonderful that happened to the president's son. But, but I, at the end of the day, like, it's all about opportunity. He, he, he, what he cares about is building his stupid fucking concept. He, he's got, it's all tied up in red tape and he's not happening. Yeah, it's not happening.

And so he, and he saw an opportunity to get that red tape removed. Like, oh, you see, this is why I need my ballroom. You know, and that's it. It's not about it being planned because it wasn't planned because if it was for it to be planned, we would need a level of MK Ultra mind programming and brainwashing that as we covered in our MK Ultra series.

It doesn't exist. It never exists. It doesn't work. There is so much evidence that this guy has spent years getting to this point.

You think to the early ill man that was driven to the edge?

He, he spent years getting to a breaking point. It really is. And I, honestly, I can't really tell you right now based on what I've read. I can't tell you if he's mentally ill. I really can't.

Yeah, he could just be fucked. He could just be fucked. He could just be fucked. Because there's really because nobody has said that he's mentally ill. And I can't tell you.

It sounds like I had a financial fall out too. Because there's a lot of that kind of happens with that. Right. Like one thing we have that way because he was a substitute teacher. He was a substitute teacher.

But I think we spend so much time any time someone tries to make an assassination attempt or if someone does a mass shooting. We just immediately go to mentally ill mentally ill. He was mentally ill. And that side steps a much larger problem, a much larger systemic problem that we have here. In America.

It's that the system that we have drives people insane. And what if there were real reasons instead of just. Oh, Barack Obama's a shape shifting lizard. Yeah. Joe Biden's a clone.

What if there were real reasons? Yeah. Where do they like he's a criminal? Yeah. Like he's an actual criminal.

Yeah. And that like he harbors criminals. Yeah. And then he's actively continuing to do crimes under the name of the United States of America. Yeah.

And then he's supporting a genocide in Gaza. And he's supporting what's going on in, in like he's ripping up Iran. And he just didn't care what happens with NATO. And he's hanging us out to dry. Yeah.

And I think that that what comes down to is that's where we're at that we've never been at before.

We've never been here before. In this way. Yeah. We've never been here before. In this way.

We've never been at this point in our country. And all of this is new. And I don't know what the answer is. I don't know what we what we need to do. What needs to happen.

I mean, I do know that I know the answer. I know the answer. I know you know the answer. No, no. I know the answer.

The reasonable answer. No. The reasonable answer is obviously a reboot of family matters.

The only thing that matters are reboots.

Okay. What we have to do is the only thing that will heal this is a new Batman. You know, it's really going to fix it. And it's actually happening. This new gen Z Scooby-do.

You hear it about that?

You heard about this?

There's going to be a new gen Z.

It's going to be Scooby-do, but it's going to be for Gen Z. Man, Gen Z is so unique. They're so unique. So incredibly unique. Oh my God.

We love you. You guys are just a bad generation. Yeah, Scooby-do. We'll figure out. We don't guys figure out.

Yeah, Scooby-do origin. You guys needed a more serious Scooby-do. And I'm really glad you guys got it. I don't know what it is about you guys rebooting silly things. Some to semi-serious things about rape.

Yeah, they're all like, they're all like turning into like weird things. We're like, I saw a clip of Sidney Sweeney dress up as a baby and everyone's just like, "Ooh, provocative."

And I'm always like, "You guys are fucking make me get old."

Yeah, we don't. We don't make me. Great. We're like, "Who cares about? Why should dress up like a pup?" I don't care about this fucking shit.

Yeah, we don't need the grim retelling of Scooby-do. We just don't. We just, we just, the sexy psychological retelling. Yeah. I thought they were Riverdale again.

Oh, good. That's great. Yeah, that's good. But we don't. I mean, what, I think just what this country really needs is, we need leadership.

And this is, this is what happens when there is absolutely zero leadership.

And that's why I am first to sign up for the "Tchchchch."

I think what we need more than anything is we need of, but somebody who doesn't start every sentence with "Look."

Yeah, because it's like you had it's Buttigieg, it's Barack Obama, it's Biden, it's always "Look."

And then they go into some bullshit that doesn't make any, that doesn't matter. It doesn't fucking matter. Nothing fucking matters anymore, at least that's what it feels like. Nothing fucking matters anymore. And that's what we have to have somebody stand up and say, "Here's what matters."

And I'm going to show you how we're going to make shit matter again. I don't know, the only person that's remotely doing it right now is "Mom Donnie" in New York. He literally is doing the thing, and he can't be president. He cannot be president, and honestly, I wouldn't put that upon him. Because he's still, "Please, what he's doing in New York is listening to human beings and providing human things to people."

Like the idea of, "I'll pay you to fix the pot holes in New York." Yeah. What did genius idea? The big, putting out, you're like, "We're going to fix the garbage." He's doing actual, practical changes, scaffolding. He's taking care of the fucking scaffolding.

So this is what we want as a people. Like we want somebody that is hearing us. That is what we're looking for. And I also think a partially Marcus is, "I also have to remember." And a way is almost like, "Then I got to be the hero for me."

No, we have to be the hero for me. I have to make sure I'm standing up to my own principles,

and finding for the things that I believe in,

and not giving a fucking rat's ass about how anybody else feels about those things. No one's coming to save us. And that's what we have to remember. No one is coming to save us. They get there, there is no hero coming.

The propaganda that they fed us, they're like, "There's no fucking Bill Pullman." No, no shit the bad. Anthony Weener, "Fuck next to a baby." My buddy, my old favorite. He's gone.

He's not going to do anything in the Hong Kong. Hong Kong, my favorite comedian. The politicians gone. Yes. Our juror lives in the playa.

Yeah, Alfred. Yeah. Yeah. Nobody. You know what I want?

There's like an old black lady judge I watch sometimes. That does YouTube videos. That's why I want. She does, like, I forgot what her name is. Is like, I forgot, there's a judge.

Just to talk about foolishness a lot. Well, she's just exactly how you want. She's exactly what she means. She's so mean, but she's funny. Yeah, she's funny.

That's what I want.

The only thing that we can do at this point is we can take care of our own small communities.

We can take care of the, like, the small little villages that we're a part of and the small communities that we're a part of. We can take care of those. We can do everything we can to not take it out on each other. That's all we can do to not let the help your local one on one person. Yeah, don't let the anger that you feel and the sadness you feel.

Don't spray it all over the people that you love. Don't fuck it. Don't make life worse for the people around you as long as you can do that. We can wait it out. And you talked about this on the, when we did the VIP Q&A, the other night about the idea.

There is something to the Serenity prayer in understanding that there are things that you can control and things that you cannot. And that's, that's one of the things that every, like, there are many things that I cannot change. But I can choose whether I want to participate. And that is the biggest thing. The Serenity is brave.

The Serenity is brave. The Serenity is brave. The Serenity is brave. Yeah, we, we, we definitely, we have to look at what we can change and what we can't change.

We have to accept what we can't, but we can always choose whether or not we w...

bad shit about this world.

And the, the biggest thing is that none of this is going to be made better by us. Moping around. No, none of this is going to be made better by us getting sad and giving up. And that's not going to be, okay, social media either guys. I'm sorry, cry. It's not.

I don't believe, I actually have come, come around this idea of like, I think we go at the,

we go at people that quote unquote virtual signal too hard. I do think that there is something to it, but also help in person. Yeah, be around for somebody. And you know how you can help to being there. You don't have to go to a, you don't even have to volunteer.

I'm going to soup kitchen. It's like looking out for people that need human reach out. And giving it when you can. Yeah, like I think that just that small layer allows us all to believe in each other a little bit. Now, Marcus, before you go, but what do we do this?

I want to go one fun story. Okay, because we didn't do any funny stories and I wanted to do one fun story. All right, because I just thought that this was a really funny story. I thought the crime was really funny. Mm-hmm.

All right. So this comes out of Suffolk County.

Woman convicted for throwing dynamite and sleeping boyfriend and blowing off his hands.

Now, the only reason why I told this is because it's such a loony tune scenario. It's just thick a dynamite. So, all right. So they got into it. There I know a fight.

Didn't know what to do, right? And then my love is that Suffolk County district attorney came out. This is the speech you gave. Now, domestic violence can escalate to deadly levels. And this case is a sobering reminder of that reality.

A dangerous individual has been held accountable. And will face a lengthy prison sentence for this horrific act. Because yes, she's going to jail for 25 years. So this case March 22nd, 2024. She said that she, I just, they got it on a fight.

And I guess she just decided, you got done watching a bloony tune. She's got to watch Wiley Kaio. She had a full on stick at dynamite. Like she was blowing up a canyon. Right.

I know how she had a stick with a fuse. I didn't know they even made that anymore. No, like she's a prospector. Does that even happen? How do you get died of it with a fuse in it?

You can try it. If you were, yeah, if you were construction, you can get dynamite. Did you just set your funny ideas. So she lit a few farmers can get dynamite real fucking easy. I just didn't know.

I thought you had to like rig it up. Right.

Don't you have to rig it up or in a way?

I mean, dynamite, like the lighting a stick at dynamite and throw in it. Like that exists. It's awesome. Yeah, you can still do that. I want to do that.

And so the boy friend said he was asleep. And he felt the thing hit him and he heard like, (laughs) And he was just like, "Oh, who's that?" And he woke up and he saw some flame on it.

And he was like, "Oh, what's that?" And then he's like, "Dynamite!" (laughs) Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh my god. He said he bent on the dynamite. And he's trying to put out the fuse. Just like this.

(laughs) And he can't put out the fuse. And so then he goes to throw the dynamite out of the room. And it explodes and it blows off his hand. (laughs)

That is just such a-- (laughs) (laughs) Yeah, man, those fuses are-- Those fuses will burn you.

Like, you can't-- You don't have to like, rink it out.

Yeah, you can't just like, you know, lick your hands and like,

like, you can't do that. No, that is a lot of heat on that fuse. So he can't put it out. He tries to throw it out the window and it blows up. It blows his fucking end off.

(laughs) We don't know any other details. We don't know if, you know, he's an asshole. If she's crazy, we don't know. No, well, let's just say, to get to this point.

Yeah, if your girlfriend's gonna blow you up with dynamite, (laughs) she's upset. And I'm not so straight up ask.

You know, you never want to victim blame here?

No. He did something wrong. (laughs) I don't know what it was. He did wrong.

Quite a bit for him to be for her to pull a fucking hunting season. Wabbin season, duck season on him. (laughs) I just say they should have broken up before that point. They should have broken up before it gets to,

like, you know, dynamite, you gotta leave. Well, I did try to hit up with a giant hammer. (laughs) But I sneezed when a feather ran coming down from the sky caught on my nose.

(laughs) I did try to have a, I did put an anvil up in the air. (laughs) And I, it was, I was gonna, (laughs)

Cut off, cut off. It was my to work. I had to dynamite. I mean, the thing was I cut it. Didn't go anyway.

(laughs) So I went down and I tried to see, why is this anvil? I'm falling, nixing I know. Hit me right on the nail again.

(laughs) No, you, that's just, like, you know, you just can't, you're beautiful. Yeah. Relationships are all about listening.

They really are. And it is nice though that he listed in the one time to hear the fuse.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, that one time, do you have the,

that thing to allow me to do everything.

(laughs) Not dynamite. (laughs) (laughs) You have the front of the door.

I just, one of those were, you know, you look for the helpers. (laughs) That's what they say.

They always say, like, when things are tough,

look for the helpers. Look for the helpers. And, you know, when it comes down to it, is that, like, both of us, we were sad today. We were sad.

And I feel better. And I do. I don't know, speaking of helpers. But real quick, the Scientology Speedrunners. Oh, yeah.

I mean, like, we have to, we have to, at least talk about this a little bit. So groups of children are breaking into Scientology Centers. And are running as far as they can into the buildings with their phones out.

Or wearing metaglasses. Yes. Like, as it started with one kid who put on his metaglasses, and the kid who started it, I mean, he's a real piece of shit.

Of course, you have to. (laughs) This is a good organized, this is a good thing for Americans. Yeah. A good, good for shitty kids.

This is a great way to channel that energy. Yeah, actually, you do make a really good point there, because, yeah, it used to be like, shitty kids with like, throw rocks at old ladies. No, this is better.

And now it's like this shitty kid. Like, as his videos before this, he's 18 year old kid. His videos before, like, going down a skid row and like, hassling, you know, homeless people. Yeah, just being a general piece of shit.

Uh, and this, and the only reason he's the only reason why I did it is because, you know, Scientology equals views, bro. He's all wrong. Yeah, he's like, I'm not thinking I'm gonna do it again,

'cause you know, I can't get a good, like, you know, a ROT ROI. Can't get a good ROI on Scientology. These guys are so much smarter. He's 18.

He's a piece of shit. He's evil, but. Should we hire him? (laughs) We need that understanding.

Yeah, he is local, but because he did it, a bunch of other kids try doing it too. Do you see the one where they took the door knob? Yeah. Now they're doing it.

So apparently Scientology's doing this thing where they're taking the door knobs off the tops. They're taking the ways to get in, off the front of the buildings. Yeah. 'Cause that last one, he went all the way down to the basement.

Yeah. But watching those ineffectual, like, weak Scientologists go like, "Stop! Stop! No!" And they're trying to form human chains. Yeah.

And the kids are just running between their legs. I like, do it. It's just so much. I was like, this is what the youth should be doing. Because it's just pranking.

It's harmless, it's harmless fucking pranking. No one got hurt. No. They're not hurting people. They're not even destroying property. They're just running.

Yeah. I mean, yeah. They're committing a crime. It's trespassing. Yeah. But fuck, but it's fine.

Yeah. It's a church. It's a fake church. You want many times I committed trespassing when I was a kid. And I did do anything near this fun.

Also, again, things that help aren't always going to be legal.

No. All right.

Once in a while, you have to do, quote unquote illegal things.

In order to get this stuff that we want. They hide behind those doors. We're not allowed to go in those doors. Fuck them. I want to see what's in there.

Yeah. Where's your untacks money doing? Yeah. That's what I want to know. I want to see what your untacks money pays for.

What is this helping? I think what's nice about it. Anytime you can put any one of these institutions on their back heels. Yeah. It's good.

Anytime you can do a thing. And we'll show how weak they truly are. Yeah. So they can control the narrative. They can't get out in front of it.

David Mascavich is still hiding from his human trafficking. Like, he's still out there. Like, they did serve him, but they're still having a hard time getting him into court. Has anybody seen his life? Oh, yeah.

Shelly's gone. Shelly's still fucking. We haven't talked about any of that. I think that the whites. Anytime you can give these guys a distraction that fucks with whatever their their fucking flow is.

I think is good. All right. I'll agree with that. I'll get them like, like, even just like dumb fake things with they will like with the administration. Yeah.

Keep gasp until real busy. Yeah. Keep them real fucking busy. Because guess again, Samantha Guthrie, we didn't even fuck that shit ears ever. Right?

Like, that's over. The fucking other stuff is over. Like, like, literally open clothes. We even talked about the very top. They opened and closed the investigation.

So the scientists real fucking quick. They're like, we looked into it. And we decided we didn't do anything. Yeah. Great.

I think with this, like, I think what we do need is I think we do need people to think about it a little bit more.

Sure. Like, like, be on because I think this is the beginning. This is the beginning. But I think it's just the heart. I guess the heart is in the right place, but the motivations are wrong.

Yeah. I listen to this great fucking podcast a couple of weeks ago. Or it talked about the end of culture.

Like, basically how, you know, culture has been basically the same for about 20 years now.

Yeah. You know, like, we have no real model code. Like, they don't have that anymore. Well, it's just that, you know, like, the difference between, like, the 60s and the 70s are, you know, astronomical as the difference between the 70s and the 80s, those 10 years.

But the difference between 2005 and 2025. Culturally, not that much different.

Movies aren't really that different.

Music isn't that different.

It's a matter of fact, you've sort of kind of doubled in on themselves. They're more the same than they've ever been. And each one is doing the same thing and saying same thing. Fucking new Scooby-Doo. And yeah, in the argument that it was a podcast called the decodering.

It's fucking great. Yeah, we're dying. New stalliers choking us today. It's not nostalgia. He said that the point, nostalgia is a part of it.

But the real culprit is capitalism. The real culprit is money. Is it? Is it? What's the idea that you can bank money on a creative expenditure,

which you should never, you can't, you should not be able to guarantee.

You're going to get an interest back on a piece of art. Never, ever, ever. Because for many, if so, because throughout the latter half of the 20th century, like all of the great artists that, you know, are most of the great artists that, you know, put out the music that we still love, the movies that we still love,

all this great incredible art. They weren't putting out this art to make money. They were putting out this art to make art. Yeah, get late. Like normally old days.

My idea that the job itself used to be so cool. Yeah.

That there wasn't always about money.

It wasn't always about, you're flow. It was more about your, I'm a rock star. Yeah, how can I change, how can I change the way people think? And that was, that was the motivations. How can I change the way people think about everything?

And now the motivation for most people is how can I use this to make money? It's not, it's not passion, because it needs to be, it has to be passion first. Well, it's because what's happened across the board, too. It's because now money is the difference between dying of cancer at 50 and not. God, yes, that's the difference now.

That's why we are in this cycle incredibly good point.

It's because everything has become life or death in the United States of America if you don't have money. Yeah, everything has been that is where we've been pushed against. Which has never been there before. There's always kind of been a, yes, there is capitalism. Like it used to be production companies, whatever.

These would have your tent pole. This is what keeps the fucking company alive movies. Here's our art movies that we get nominated for in order to push the culture. Like that's how it used to be, and now all that's fucking mashed. It's all just mashed together and do a thing because everybody's so afraid of losing money. They're all afraid of losing money because if you lose money, you lose your house.

You become homeless, United States of America, you're essentially a dead person. You're like, you're, you're a part of this, you're thrown to the fucking wolves. So it is this thing that we're now this, everyone's so afraid to ever dip below. Because also we're being fed aligned by every single person that talks about exponential growth. All these things about like how we're supposed to constantly be diversifying and growing and building.

And it's like, no. Have you ever seen a tree grow? Like literally like, see a tree grow. Yeah, how does a tree go from a sapling to a gigantic redwood? It takes a thousand years, but slow and commensal growth makes it something that then is a part of something forever.

Yeah, it's, well, it's the continuing and certification, you know. That's it. To do the, to use the, the term is that, you know, every, if everything has to be growing all the time, growing, changing, then eventually everything that you loved about a thing will go away, because they have to keep growing it and changing it.

Well, it did be, it will become in a word. Slop. Yeah, it's going to become sloppy. And, and I think people are so, and the other thing is that people are so fucking sick nowadays from all of the different environmental bullshit that we got going on. And that's only going to get worse.

Oh, yes. It's time goes on. The, all of the, like, the environmental chickens are going to come home and arouse real fucking heart. And actually, they already have, as you said, you know, more, you know, millennials have more cancer than any other generation.

It's, it's, it's incredible.

How much cancer is already starting to come upon us and how much cancer. How much asthma, you know, what these fucking data centers are doing to people. Like what, what, what their, yeah, the heat, just the heat from the fucking, yeah. Yeah, cooking us.

Yeah, I, that's why I talked to our beloved people to work for things like Artemis.

Yeah. Who I love. And I, I miss it. And I actually really do miss being really hopeful about space travel and all of this. I do.

I miss being hopeful about stuff like this. But this is my problem is that I can't wait to get back to caring about something like this. From when that stops and we have the ability, we're like, we have the ability. And the only way we're going to be intergalactic as a species is when we are one. We have to get rid of all of the other petty dumb thing.

We have to get rid of classism. We have to get rid of everything with the get rid of scarcity economies in order to travel to stars. That's the star trek. That is what the star trek futures about. Unfortunately, in the star trek world, it does take world war three before that happens.

And world war three does start in 2026. That's what I'm working on. That's what I've been currently. That's my current project. So we're getting there.

Good work, Marcus. Thank you very much. Thank you very much for having our good work for you as well. So he's nice to go and say stories that runs the wild. We have a good time.

We touch life right here for the super serious. Not three, two. Because Ed would be talking about him.

No, honestly, it would be good.

I'm glad to give him a little break.

So I'm going to be with his family. So you had anything to plug.

We do have new shit coming out with no dogs.

No dogs is coming out. We got some good video content coming out real soon. And we are currently recording episodes for the new season.

We're recording the next episode tomorrow.

We're just beginning to bank a ton of episodes before we start releasing. But it's going to be some real cool shit that he's done in real cool shit. I can't wait. I've been hearing all about it.

And then go to make sure you live every day.

Not knowing that even when his bad news is going to do comedy show. And then you got to win. And then you go to love the fact you got to make that news into as much comedy as you can. And then you laugh at the comedy that you made about old bad news. Yeah, that's great advice for most people.

I mean, it's for me. It's for you. It's for you. It's for you. It's for you.

That damn work. People in the business are given advice to people in the room. Very much. It's for me. And go to socials and LP on the left.

And go check out our YouTube channels.

Marcus got done shooting our first new episodes of our blood bath.

77. Oh, yeah. Let's just say a character comes back from the first season. We just filmed two episodes of that. And we're filming the rest over the next few days.

And go check out the first season before we put out the second season. And I also check out HGX2 season 2 over on LPN TV on YouTube. Thank you, everyone. Hell sweet.

Oh, and Hell game. If you could. If you want to.

You don't have to. Just tonight.

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