Side Stories: Nude Food

Have you ever thought about getting, like, larger maniacs? No, can't handle, no. Do you think about having a tiny maniac is kind of the reason why I have to undisciplined tiny dogs, and the fact that I, yes, they are, they probably could use more training, but I like the fact that they only like me. I actually like that they only like me.

They like me? Yeah, no, but I mean, I'm just saying that they don't like society. No, they don't like society. But I like that about them. I like that they're right at a killie's tent and height, but, you know, like, so are

the million brothers. Yeah.

And the million brothers, they use their lives.

“I believe to fight against, I want to say Chairman Mao, yeah, where is he at?”

Where are they now? I think Mao's got. Yeah, Z now. Oh, yeah, that's right. Oh, yeah.

Down to the end of the alphabet. All the way from Mao to Z. Wow, that's crazy. The million brothers, they're really going to do something about that. We're going to flap them over.

But you know, other news, Eddie, I heard, I don't know if we hear if you heard. Oh, I don't know. Hi, come closer. Oh, there's come, come closer to Mitch. Come closer to me, my Asian wife.

I'm a little Asian wife. Oh, you're so good. You look so healthy. Oh, what's that? Oh, good line of me, bitch.

Are you coming out of your mouth? Quit lying to me, bitch. Oh, my God. I can't get the plug.

No, wait, no, wait, no, wait.

I got to tell you something. I got to say, I went beyond the veil, my little Asian princess. Okay. And I saw something. I cannot see.

Is it my mouth? No, I wish I could tell you this. Is it my pussy?

“Is you have to write this down before you got to run this stuff before I pass.”

Before the votes are my votes are needed. I got to die. I got to die soon, but listen to me. I don't ask me how I know. I Mitch McConnell.

Yes, just know it. Yes, you're doing good. My little Asian wife, my little, my little bully. Beautiful, porcelain doll. I just want you to know.

Oh, Jason. Oh, Jason. Oh, Jason. I saw it on the other side of the veil. I did not know.

And you got to tell the world.

Was he in heaven? No. Oh, Jason was in heaven. No, you will. Yes, of course he's in heaven.

Everyone's in heaven. No, I didn't see him. Didn't see him. No, they put him in the gallery. He's over in the gay, gay heaven area.

But it's nice to there. But it's going to be gentrified. Now, shut up Asian wife. Just take my secret. Spread into the water.

Spread my secret to the world. Oh, Joseph is in a sex. Oh, Joseph is in a sex. Oh, Joseph is in.

“Isn't that lady saying someone like you here?”

Mitch. Mitch. Mitch. Mitch. Oh.

He's still that. He's got people. And he's he's going strong. We want to say welcome to side stories. Because you grow a lot.

Congratulations to Mitch McConnell. Each new proof of life. Picture. You just look younger. You just look in the younger.

And better. God. Your vivacious. It's like I'm looking at carbon. Is that really the new picture?

Yes. It's exactly the same picture. No, for sure. We slightly leaned forward. Look how actionable he is.

Oh, my god. I'm Henry Sipowski. And we're on. We're here at side stories are on death watch. I'm sitting here with my favorite guy to sit and wait and watch for senator to die with Ed Larsson.

Now I can't wait. Ooh. Do you want to like about him? Is he's so warm shaped. You won't actually have to dig him into the ground.

He just gets a smile. Yeah. It's actually going to be really nice. He just. And he'd if you cut off his head.

He just grows. Yeah. Yeah. Which is really one of the ones. That's currently what is alive.

It's happened a couple times already. In order to save the head, they had to release the head from his corpse. So they released it from his corpse cycle. Now he's just ahead and spine. I believe.

And they are. But he does believe that that is enough for him to vote on continuing the war on Iran. Yeah. He's going to show up to the voting today with his head and got a little spider leg. It's a good thing.

And they're all going to stand in a pause. It's starting on my condos back on the floor. So strong. Yeah. It's like it's not a spider leg at all.

It's just raising. And there's a little Asian wife just following behind with her blue bound feet. Just so excited to be just going like, oh, I love to be quiet.

She's. She's something. She's a bit. She's from fucking rich. She has dumb ass fucking bitch.

Yeah. Fucker fucking ass. Don't like her. Yeah. I fucking.

Yes. She's heard actually she goes by bitch Macon. Oh, yes. But it is pronounced Asian with everything is BICH. Yes.

It's pronounced Asian. Elaine. Child. Oh, yes. She was the former United States Secretary of Labor.

“That guess that's what you call when you're.”

Get from the channel. I love that. Her last name is goodbye. Yeah. Oh, wow.

Oh, she's Italian. Oh, I thought she was Asian. Well. Fucker. So hopefully she dies with them.

So this is.

It is pretty amazing to just just know it's cool.

He's. I've heard from either way because someone was like, oh, you guys are giving a lot of heat to Governor Bush here. But why is not there saying show me the corpse with his giant, you know, stake man out of silver and a torch and shit, but no, I do understand that there is some.

He doesn't work to do there's issues. Yeah, but it's the government. Nobody cares. So there's a certain amount of I guess there is political machinations still around. They're still trying to see because they do believe I think that they can help.

They can if he is declared dead. They then can hold a special election. And then it will definitely be a Republican. So according to Bashir, he's doing this politically. Which he's basically, they're they're saying out loud.

He's dead. We're not telling anybody yet. Well, I mean, he's technically alive. I believe that he's technically alive. Yeah, I sure a lot of people are technically alive.

I think that they can keep people alive for a long time. Who was that Czech who was dead for like a decade? Oh, the old Shimon. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. They kept their alive way too long. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

They kept that bump. But also. How's she doing? Oh, she did. Didn't recover.

Yeah. Didn't fucking recover. You know all those dead, but still operating. It's kind of amazing. Frankie Valley.

Frankie Valley. But he, you know, he's got it. For those of you who know, don't remember the Frankie Valley. Who are you?

First of all, never seen Jersey boys.

Yeah. Unfucking believable. Frankie Valley of the four seasons of the not the hotel or the landscape in company. No. No, he is of the actual four seasons.

Frankie Valley and the four seasons. But if you have been following his descent, they continue to put him out on stage. The fact that he can stand and move better than the president of the United States. America actually speaks to a lot.

But they pump in sort of his sing song making from. I want to say a playlist from Hong Kong where it's just coming out of his mouth. And he just goes like an on a baton. I like him. I think it's good for him.

Then he, of course, he's been old forever. Oh, no. Don't think we're not going to be pumped. Like rolled out with audio of us saying. Come and shit and fuck like like an us going.

I just mouth mouth thing. That's the dream. I have tiny maniacs. That's dream. That's the dream.

That's about four numbers and fucking goal. Yeah.

“Do you know my mom went on a date with one of the four seasons?”

Oh, was it winter? No. It was in the summer. But yeah, no. I think he just wanted the Bangor sister.

Yeah, patty. Yeah, patty. No, no, no. Judy. Never meet Judy.

No, she's, she's unmetable. Why are you shoveling? No, no, no, no. She's alive, I think. Oh, wow.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's one of those family members. I can't stand. So Frankie Bailey didn't want to fuck her, and patty. Day, I don't think she was there available.

And patty, listen. And patty, listen. And patty is not, did not paint one of the four seasons as far as I know. Did you get one of the tops? No, patty.

You can pop. Yeah, yeah, and patty. If you could email about, is there any other member within? Even south side Joe with his name. South side Johnny.

You find it very juke. He's a little young. Oh, he's a little, probably go, you know what they say about the old of the bearer, the sweet of the juice. Come on, give it a shot.

South side Johnny. And patty's there. She's still alive. She's in Tom's river. She's doing really well.

Hey, she is. And honestly, we love you. And put it under wonderful time seeing her recently. And patty also been sending a lot of memes about the Pupu disease. I can't help you.

Yes. I don't know anything about it. I can't help you wish I could. She's so scared of everything. Oh, she should be.

It's very scary. It's very fun.

“Because it's, honestly, they're always like scared when I go to New York.”

They tell me to be scared of L.A. But honestly, the scariest place I've been is Tom's river. Here's, yeah, I'm absolutely at it. It's Howard Johnson at Tom's river. It's when I go to Florida.

I am constantly challenged by other men. I've never been into it.

I've never been in another state where I've got it.

I've got it almost more physical altercations with other adults than Florida. Every time they're like, uh, Los Angeles. Yeah. And it's like, I speak to nobody. I'm great in Los Angeles.

My life is fantastic in Los Angeles.

It's me. I'm in the problem.

Oh, speaking of the problem.

Ian, Ian, Brandon, one of our writers. He did one of our, our editors here. He is truly we love Ian to fucking death, right? Yeah. And he is great.

He's so good at throwing stuff in. He's got, he does a lot of the video editing for side stories. If the stream all the kind of all sorts of stuff about the crush. He's incredible. All the fun little factoid.

Did you see that's what he puts in. Uh, just know that he's disgusting. So he, he must, like, everyone's wild. Like he'll throw like a fun idea into the side stories email. And so this one, he just tossed in.

And he's like, this is something I've been obsessed with for a while.

“And I think that you guys should really cover.”

And so we ended up. Eddie and I are disgusted, horrified that we ended up in the middle of following this thing. And I feel like we're even, we're putting it on Netflix. And we shouldn't. Patrick and Sarah get you.

Yes. Have this thing called. What's it called daddy daughter? Did it's a daddy daughter dream team? Yeah, daddy daughter dream team.

Yes. There, there, it's just a dad and his lady. You just discussed me. And Eddie was like, I got obsessed with this. I started getting into this for like two hours.

It was like this. No way that you're going to, that I would get into this. I'm all of a sudden now looking into it. At first glimpse, you're like, no. It is.

And then you just look at it for two more seconds. Oh, my God. Oh, God. No. Oh, no.

Oh, stop it. Oh, God. Oh, no. You know how you to be about these two.

I've never heard of them before.

Essentially, Patrick and Sarah get you all our father and daughter. And they don't act like it. They have a sort of very day of this kind of baby relationship. Mm-hmm. Where they were the father, Patrick get you all.

Seems to be sexually fixated on his daughter. And the daughter is dying. She looks like she's being kind of both starved and fed the death. Yes. You know, it's very unhealthy.

Yeah.

“The only thing she eats is like cheeses.”

It's a McDonald. It's like waffle cones. Yeah. It's like all she's eating is waffle cones filled with cheese. Yeah.

And so these guys are, it gets rough over here. And so the wife gets involved. She can barely stand. She's filming them. Again, there's definitely something wrong with all of them.

There is no outright criminality here. The reason why we're even talking about it is because it is a Christian style of fucking descent into watching people, prostrate themselves on the internet just simply for the freak show amount of attention that they get in order to be paid money.

I think the problem is, when Henry and I's main problem is with this, is that they seem

to be more popular than us. See, we are a man. They're getting a lot of engagement. And is this something we need to do? Do we need to daddy dog?

Do I need to, at a, I need to pretend to pretend to be father and son. Do I need to start breastfeeding, Harley? Again, if any breastfeed's Harley can you pay attention to his TikTok? Okay, will that be enough? Was that enough for you?

These guys, I have to say, the reason why artists more crucial is because our goal was to present to you entertainment that we may fashion through a commitment to our art, through training, gears of experience so that you don't have to watch, Patrick and Sharon, get you'll almost kiss. Because you don't have to watch them do really weird IRL streams where the main father

has a walk patty keeps falling off and the mother that look more and more like each other every day start physically assaulting each other. There's got to be other stuff. Watch Bloodbath 77 on YouTube. Yeah.

You know, we've worked so hard on YouTube on this show and we're making over their HX2s. Great show. We go check it out. You're so hard to edit it. Kind of guy from adult swim.

The edit of the ones watching. I just need you to go watch Sarah Getshol. Listen, I love Patrick. I get it. We do too.

I love to watch Sarah Getshol try on bathing suits and fronter for father. I'm with you. I love to watch the mother of the father of the daughter, film the two of them rolling around in the grass next to each other.

Like they're two nude children in an old German 16 millimeter film. Yes. I just need you to watch Bloodbath 77 as well. So if you're going to just, I just must have you. This is what I'm going to say.

“If you're watching Patrick Getshol, you must have five minutes.”

You must stop. You have to stop. And watch Bloodbath 77 on YouTube.com/lpntv.

And if you don't want to watch, so you can always watch HX2.

It's probably better. Of course. It's just as good. It's just as good. I'm just saying you watched this.

But I get it. We went down the reddit page. I was stuck inside the reddit page. Watch them all. Try not to kiss each other.

All right. And the whole family is trying to fuck each other. They're all sleeping in the same room. And they all, the same as their own room. Wow.

She graduated. She has her own room, which she was pretending that she moved out. And it was an apartment. And then she got a wish list for everybody. And then she started accepting gifts from everybody.

And then when some people who were really into it put pieces together like, hey, that's not an apartment. That's the same room. She was like, I actually lied. I didn't move out.

And I took everyone's gifts. And I promised to give everyone a refund by February. Wow. That's the transparency we like to see here.

“Did you see him give her a make her take the purity ring?”

Yeah, like it was a wedding ring. Yeah, I saw that. Yeah, he bought her a giant diamond ring, which I don't know if it was fake. It was a big old. He got it from it.

It's, it's class. You know, it's a, I was looking at cubics or conium. You know, like recently I was like, oh, I'll get Julie cubics or conium. We don't want to diamond, you know, because of like all the. It's just expensive.

Yeah, buddy. It's just expensive for a fake diamond. I mean, it's yeah, yeah, lab grown or whatever. Yeah, yes, it is. It's just, why is it not cheaper?

Because it's diamond. And they don't want to because if they became cheaper, it would destroy the entire market that would fake. Mm-hmm. And that'd be bad for the economy.

No, okay. Well, back to these fuckers. Did you know they write books together? Oh, good. They write books together.

Oh, right. Oh, yeah. They think that you see he's a rapist together. And then you do literally think that he said they rape books. Right.

Okay. Oh, right. No, no, they can't read. They can write, though. They wrote this.

I don't know. Is it? Yeah, they wrote a book called Firebound Harmony, Princess and Dragon. You night. Let me guess.

This is what her little. It's AI. It has to be AI. So he's the way they sat down and had the patient to write a book. This is from Saragethal.

Live the life. You chairs. Not the one. Everyone else expects. I was around 16.

So many people have tried to tell me what I should be. They don't understand who I am or what my dreams are. They only want this in my life.

I've always supported me in my goals and my family, especially my dad.

Oh, see they're playing into it. Of course. They're playing into it. We are now. Yeah.

Now we're doing it. We have also joined in.

“I think that all of society has begun to fucking reward”

media. They don't even want talent anymore. Look at fighting. Look what fighting has become. All the biggest fights are.

The next biggest fights. Manny Pacquiao fully. Yeah. That's a fight from 25 years ago. And then when we watch Tyson Jake Paul.

We watch Connor McGregor. Break his leg in 15 seconds. Yeah. Because we want to. Balls are mental.

Balls. So what does he does to do cocaine all day? We don't want to see who's best at things anymore. No. We want to see people fail more than we want to see people succeed.

Because being the best at something Eddie would maybe reflect on you. And then you would feel a sense of like inferiority. And then you would not be able to feel like a champion yourself. See what's happened. When people are going to start rooting for the losing team.

Like the team that never wins.

Like how they do. That could be the new Super Bowl. They do the whole time. But they have to because then the losing team has to be get to be really good. Yeah.

That's probably. But I'm with you. I got it. No. It all sucks.

Why for one say Patrick and Sarah get your congratulations. And we can't wait to send things in the mail. Yeah. I think that you are. I think it's it is absolutely worth it.

The other thing I've been paying. Very close attention to. Which we're going to talk about next week is the Lindsey Clancy trial. Talking about her killing her three kids. And with electric with exercise bands.

And slitting earth wrists. Slitting her throat. Jumping out of a window. Now she's paralyzed. But they're coming out of it.

And they're trying to figure out. This whole trial is about how culpable is she.

“Was she too mentally ill to know what she was doing?”

Or does the planning that that she showed? Enough to say that it was first degree murder. Well, if they just leave her alone. She'll just die, right? Not necessarily.

Yeah. No. This is a story about this whole. It's we'll be covering this in total. But I've been transfixed by the trial.

I haven't really learned anything about this yet. My whole life right now is watching this trial and watching this. and watching Vietnam footage. That is all I do all day long. - See, I'm sticking with the Vietnam footage. (mimics music)

(mimics music) - I said we were going to see-- - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - All I do is this all I have in my head, 24/7. It's all I've been thinking about. I ruined a guy's night on Saturday.

- Hell yeah, bro. - I got liquor. I haven't done this in a while. I got straight up, old fashioned liquored up. - It's what I'm talking about. - And I talked to Vietnam at a zoomer's face, about an hour.

- Yeah. - That is like not only literally your job,

“but also like you need to do that to people.”

They need to know. - And you know when you can tell it too easy, they don't talk to their grandparents. These little f***ing zoomers. - They don't.

And I do think it's interesting. It's most of them, they're mostly in the White House, or they were at January 6. See, my problem with this guy was that he obviously was too socially awkward to talk to anybody else.

- And he definitely was looking for ways out. - Yeah. - He was looking for ways out, and I wasn't specifically, I wasn't gonna lend him out.

“- No, you're practicing for the show, as you should be.”

- Did you never turn it off?

- No. - I got him down, I got him down to be like, so where you stand now? - Vietnam more never ending. - Yeah.

- Vietnam more never f***ing ended, man. - See, that's what happens. When you see us out in a bow, you can corner Henry and get that. that me, you just gotta talk about P. Funkard, you know, lobster.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Can we take the Terry Shival pictures off the monitor? I'm just, I just look up and I just see her. - Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Johnson, this is not the part that made me laugh. He shot up a bunch of people, right. He shot.

He facing a rest for felony assault in the firearm connection with the double shooting in Newport, July 19 in Rhode Island, right? So we don't know, but the thing that's interesting is like, that's not that interesting. What's super interesting is that this young boy was actually just named literally last year. So before all this happened, Pope Leo, our new Chicago fucking thick style Pope, I want to find out exactly how this works. Side stories, [email protected]

because they know every Pope has to make lists of like miracles. Yes, it's one that he thought that he saw.

“You have to apply, I don't know. I'm sorry. No, this miracle wasn't about hot dogs. You think it would be”

Joey just not. Yeah, you're not just amazing. They see somebody with a bottomless gallant who's not always

beaten his wife. How aggravating is that we have a Pope from Chicago who's not fatter. I think this is what we've been talking about. He's not from Chicago. He must be from some other place in Illinois because he's actually from Chicago and he had the balls to be fucking pope. He should be 300 pounds. You know, it is Italian beef is just him talking to the other guys in the Vatican about who the best pedophile is. And it's got to be an economy. No, no, no,

be it. He makes some almost like it. You've got the odd father be it. He can make a baby almost like on what the tragedy that happened. What is that? What is that? RIP a baby so good. That's his Italian beef. Yeah, I think. And so, but so because of this, I love to know how this process actually works. So retroactively, Type 1 Johnson when he was born 2007. He was born without a heartbeat. Yeah. And so these doctors, a series of doctors, they got together and

they, uh, I'm going to say this. He was a sea section early baby. Sea section, super, is a premium. The doctors got together and invoked the saint Salvador Valera para. Baby came back to life. They said that he was born for 65 minutes without a heartbeat. And then miraculously came alive when they started praying in the room. So they said they, they, it was on the bless the Salvador Valera para. Right. Yeah. So they believed it was a miracle.

They retroactively made it a miracle last year. The Vatican made it a miracle. So they 20, 25. They declared that a miracle. They said miracle, baby. And they saved the baby just to go out and shoot a couple of people in Rhode Island. That's right. And I just think that that's extremely funny. And because, well, you got to, you got a big old, you got to spit lumps. Yes, spit lumps. Yeah, it's just, we could cut it out. I was trying to do it so you could,

we didn't really, he's cut, but they got spit lumps. It's gonna talk about the fucking pump. Get angry. Yeah. So anyway, this miracle may be shot up a place. Apparently. So apparently, God went out of his way to save this baby. So if we believe that God every day wakes up with a series of to-do things on his desk, right? It does the miracles with guns. That's like, finger gun. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's all I do. You go live. You go die. You go die.

You go die. You go die. You got AIDS. You don't got AIDS. You got AIDS. You got AIDS. Next. Next. And so, you must have like, if you think that's how it works, that he sits at his desk,

okay, here's the prayers. Done. Okay. You want a billion dollars. You want to truly know

who's, you got it. Oh, you want something. Oh, you want the family to get this miracle, health care thing. That's stupid. Yeah. And so he just goes and he greets all those pedophiles. Yeah. And high five is one of them. Good work. Keeping all these kids in line. And so then,

“then, what do you think God does? So then God just chooses randomly. Who's going to pick?”

To save or not save. Right. And then the idea of like, so he has no idea. God knows everything. Yeah, God knows everything. God knows it. God's real. He knows every single thing is going to happen. Last person future. There's those things this time. God could see out my eyes. You could see out your eyes. You could see out the dogs. God's looking out my butt. Right now, if he wants to, he could turn my butt hole into an eyeball. He can look out of if he wants to. Want you to do it, God.

I bet you do. You're busy. He's right now. Because he's not saying anything. Nothing much is in my pants. Yeah. Right. So move on, I guess. Yes. That's your bill. Oh, try that. Sure. We're left. Yeah. He's all every day. Shacked. We're left. Yeah. Come on. I know it's good. So this so God then chose to take one. And to Quan did come out and say,

“which I thought was really nice straight up. You know, if God didn't want me in this world,”

he would let me die in that table. But he wanted to give me a second chance. He said this before. He was arrested for the crime. Obviously, that was when he was when they first said the, when the miracle was first announced. Yeah. They went nasty. When he was a fresh miracle baby. And do you think that that then gives you the confidence to do crime in 18 years old, man, you're declared a miracle. Like, if you're declared a miracle at 18 years old, to me,

if you're not like, because like, that's like what happened in Northwest. Yes. You start getting hand piercings. You're going on a 13. Your 13 years old going on a world tour that you have no music. I mean, you don't have to. You just have confidence. How can you, like, do you think that canceled? That's where I canceled. Good. Yeah. I mean, she's a child. I need to get. But what is about the fucking, but what about this shit? Will like, do, do you think it makes them go like,

I'm untouchable? Of course. He's a miracle baby. He's going to be fucking worshiped in prison. Miracle babies. Miracle babies also are really fun gang Nickname. Oh, my god. You very, very, really cool. Miracle baby. Have you that miracle baby? She's around with it. He has a little fucking, yeah. It says, miracle baby arrested and shooting and it's just a picture of him as a baby. It's not like it's a baby. It's the cup of decouple of babies. That's the cup of decouple of the boss of bus babies. No,

I've got no one to applaud tired of the cup of decouple of babies. It was, well, it was a miracle

bullet, because it was double shooting on bullet. This is my miracle. That's incredible.

It didn't hopefully yoga do it again. Yeah. I just, this must, yo, this is my home. Miracle baby. And it's a little per me on a oxygen machine. I mean, like, that's my dope ass home. Right. Take a look. You kiss, you kiss my miracle baby. All right. It's a miracle baby. You give him a kiss. He covered a slide from his mother. What if it comes out that the people he shot were pedophiles? Great. Then is the miracle baby like, right in of God? No, in our angel now? No, actually no. You

know why? Because if he wasn't dead, if he had the miraculous powers of Jesus Christ, I do believe he should be able to cure them. Oh, and be like, you didn't know pedophile. You like big tits now. Calm down. You like big tits. Imagine how great that would be.

“Dude, that's what a genius should do. Big, big, big, big. You like big tits. I want every pedophile”

of huge naturals. My first wish, Broadway and Broadway and Broadway and Broadway and Broadway.

Then the amazing first wish. I feel like that. Wow. Everyone's first wish. That's a good wish.

Wait a second. Even me. I mean, guys, I know. I don't think Robin Williams, Genie, was a pedophile. No, unfortunately. Because he would've wished it out. We couldn't wish for his own self because he was still a slave. He was a slave. Yeah. I know. Oh, all right. He knew your favorite story. Yet he, oh, my, I mean, I got lots of favorite stories, but my absolute favorite favorite story

comes from Florida. It's in Hollywood, Florida. Yeah. Nice. There's a steakhouse there. Oh, yeah, man. Oh, man. It's coming up. Class, War A steakhouse. Okay. It's on one, two, one, North, 20th Avenue in Hollywood, Florida. If anyone wants to go and once a month, they are starting complete nude dining. Wait a second. All right. We talked about this before the show, but my, I just realized this. So it's just once a month. It's just once a month.

Wait before this. $250 for men, $150 for women, $300 for couples. That's disgusting for some of all. Like that is like such. Look, hey, do you have charging more for men and the

“women is just like classless? I mean, I think I think I think it's okay. What should be no”

single on a company, men? I mean, well, the only couples and single women. Or you make that extra

hundred and let them come. But they're the always the ones are going to come. You don't think

they're not going to be the fucking problem. Of course, what's the name of the problem? Well, that's why they're charging extra hundred. So the guy that we went to we watched the show are gay, male couple. Is it still 300? No, I charge them less. Charge them less. Yeah. That's more fun. Well, here it is. $250 for a man, $150 for a woman, $300 for couples. If you are a gay, male couple, is it $100 or $300? No, it's a couple. So you got so basically, if you're too

pervert, you will like, yeah, we're gay together. Yes. Now you go, guys, I just saved you 200 bucks. Congrats. I just saved you 200 bucks. Yeah, that's right. You know what I also love about this place.

“So number one, we watched the interview with the chef, who with the only way to really describe”

is a fornier, portrays so kneel, what he looks like. He's actively drinking on the job when they interview him. It is in the morning. He is visibly intoxicated. The horrific Maga coded duper reporter talking to him. Let's say Bruce McCollough from kids in the whole doing a character.

It is amazing. He is lit up because he kept being like, because also what I love is, and so it's

a Florida, Hollywood Florida newscast that we're watching us on. And the first thing that reporter asks is, "I'll make it, people. It's just don't tell me. Is he going to be any? Thank you. Pinky going on?" Absolutely not. And he's going, "No, no, no, no, no." Yeah, he definitely starts still in spiritual care. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no. Because he is a visibly intoxicated. And he is very small. It is two tables with a gigantic flat screen, which if then that is

“not the clap that's not a class. The atmosphere, it's a gigantic flat screen, which I think is”

Hollywood. That is objectively funny. It's very Florida. It's a five star experience. What? Because two of those stars are balls. It's like a house. This is, it's just like a living room. It's got carpet. But now that all of this is set and done, even just saying this, I thought this was a permanently nude restaurant. No. So you mean to tell me this is a special event. So, so every other day, so I come the next day. You got to, you got to fresh.

So, uh, you imagine they give it a wipe. It's like gym equipment. You got to give it a one. That's fucking, and no, no, absolutely not. Absolutely not. It's legal because the staff is clothed. But he also says that once you walk through the door, almost likely be nude, no clothes on. No, he said, but then he specifically said, Chef Maradali specifically said

because the reporter said, ask him, "Are you naked?" And he said, "No, never." Yeah. So I guess if it's

just day off, he could be naked. No! If he chooses not to be working that day. This is my excuse. It closed the waiters have closed the host's clothes. No, the cook should have clothes. Because cook has clothes. He just said, "No." But he, you know, it's, it goes back and forth. You see, he's flirting with. I think sometimes he acts as a major D. That is just fucking do not go to this place. No, this place is legitimately going to be so thoroughly investigated.

Class, more a stay cat. Why is the class an acronym? What does class stand for? I don't know. Let's find the website. Why is an acronym? I just am not sitting in the same chair. You were, I refuse to fucking, no, it doesn't picture. It's just this picture, buddy. I'm not sitting in the same chair as a fucking 300 pound man that, you know, how many you know, this is going to be all good. That shrimp cocktail looks awful.

Oh, of course I don't know. The last thing I want is naked shrimp cocktail. Yeah. I have to be the only one naked. It's a full chicken. That's gross. - This is all gross. - That's gross. - If we're gonna do, I honestly,

you know, my opinion is opinion. If you're having nude food, sushi. - Yes, sushi's definitely more. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

- So my question is, so it is food,

it is clothing optional? - Where, better than sex? - Yeah. - No, better than sex, it's just sexy food. - I just want my food and my food to be separate.

Maybe that makes me a prude. - Yeah. - Maybe I'm a prude. I just want my, I want those two experiences to be separate experiences.

- No, absolutely. No, they should be. But not a class. - What does it stand for?

“- I can't find, and if it's not sexual, then what is it?”

- I know this idea. I'm constantly battering this idea back and forth in my head, 'cause I, you know, on one hand, I'm trying to understand the body is not inherently sexual. I'm trying to hear that from people that just be caused to date.

- But then this doesn't exist. If that's how people feel. - But no, there's some people that view it.

It's like a freedom, couldn't go freedom thing.

But you're not really free because you still got to pay to be inside the establishment to take your clothes off to e-rotisserie chicken together. And you could do that for free in your house or with minus the, what does the health department think about?

- The health department doesn't care. It's a private event. - That seems, it's a private event. - Fishy. - If everybody, it smells fishy.

- I feel like if anybody had an issue with it, it's, I mean, they're gonna have an issue with it. This is gonna be over. - Oh, at some point, something's gonna happen. - Something bad is gonna happen.

- There's no way this lasts forever. - I am just gonna say, and I'm not to, I don't know the man, but I just feel like a lot of the issues are gonna come back to the chef. (laughing)

- I have a feeling from seeing his interview with the reporter that a lot of issues are gonna come back to the chef and he is going, there's going to be,

because he's said, emphatically to the reporter,

he does not get naked, and the fact that he seems intimate, he's sometimes I get naked. Might affect some people. - Make people feel comfortable. - I feel like some, you know, I don't think it is.

- It wouldn't make me feel comfortable. - Our spending $300, a couple, to go here, you know. - Oh, the Instagram page is down. - Yes, of course it is. It's not gonna stay open.

Go someplace else.

“If you want to spend $300 on an evening,”

there's so many places you could do and then you can go home and be naked. You could just then be naked all day long. - Man, $300 goes a long way at Flanagan, so tell you that, man.

- Oh my God, you could fucking pay for the whole cup. - And then, in Flanagan's, oh, you talk about, I mean, I just did fucking grocery shopping the other day and I felt like I was buying fancy clothes. Maybe just buy food at, and buy cook, cook your expensive,

fast food at home, completely naked. - No, we're on the website, they tell us what the acronym is. - It doesn't, they're not, there's no acronym here. - It is got dots in it.

- I know, but I think they just did that for fun. - Yeah. - That's another thing they're lying to about. - If they've got an acronym in there, you gotta explain what it looks.

- You gotta then there's an acronym. - That's an acronym. - There has to be an about us page. - You could just make up acronyms. - I've been looking to, yeah, yeah, it's like,

they have like a meet the chef page. - Oh, it's a win with his fucking dick and balls out. (laughing) - Meet the chef and his testicles. (laughing)

Look at this little hat. This little chef's had a put on my penis. That's a condom. - Yeah.

“- That's why I don't get the pork chops pregnant.”

(laughing) - You know what I'm saying? - Oh, he does private parties, too. - Yeah, he better. - It must be a majority of private parties.

- That's why I'm not glad. - Oh, here we go. Here's another fun story. (laughing) Man, allegedly killed motherboard cat litter on her head,

and said, "I'm sorry, I'm fire." - What are you gonna do? (laughing) - All right, so this guy, he got mad. He got mad at his mom.

He tried to kill her before and been there. He stabbed her into the neck a bunch of times and she died. And then after she died, he poured a bunch of cat litter on her head, inner ears and her mouth, inner eyes, and dumped the rest on her head.

Like, make sure he's shoved it in there, real good. He packed it up in there, and then he took a little fire and he lit a fire right in her crotch and then he left. Didn't take, no, it didn't take. - Yeah, but he did start a fire between her legs.

- Do you think he packed her, oh, like Gary Bucy and was it a black sheep? - Yes. - Start fire, grandma's penis. (laughing)

Just like that, right? - And so I, I don't want quite no why he buried her head in the cat litter. - I imagine it was an argument that they had. I'm gonna go ahead and just say that they had a volatile

relationship. Do you think that he was like, they don't say what happened to the cat. - You ever had that thing with fish? When they do the salt bake, I love it.

When they cover it like a hard pack of salt. Oh my God, it's so good. Have you ever done it? - Yeah, it's so good. - That's what he's doing.

The latest, he was trying to do. - You think he was gonna cook her head? - Yeah, we can't, we can't litter. - We can't afford that. - Yeah, and then you crack it and you crack it

- That's right.

- It's all these lemons, all these delicious lemons.

It's cooked perfectly. You've got the capers in it. I could see what he's doing.

“- I think he might have been misdirected.”

- He was a, it's a Wapaka. Wapaka? - County. - What? - Wapaka?

- Wupui? - How do you say that? - Wapaka. - Wapaka. - Yeah, Wapaka.

- Yeah, Wapaka. - Yeah, Wapaka County Sheriff's office. He is looking upset. - Yeah, no. - He said there's no clear motive.

I will say, looking at his eyes, I believe that there might be no clear motive. - He is not giving the gaze of a man with a long view. - No, yeah, no, this is it. There is, yeah, exactly.

- He's living in the moment. - He's living in the moment. He saw the cat litter. - He's like, you know what,

you know what, I've always wanted to do.

What was wanted to cover mom's headness? - He's all like, get to. - He's already facing attempted murder charges stem from a violent incident that involved his mother in February.

- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - They looked at the footage, they said they found him and he was, he spent, he was a few hours later who sit on a bench there near an elementary school, which is great who's trying to Billy Madison himself.

He was just trying to get a little education and then we finally got him and they arrested him. He did a bit of it a resisting. And then they put him in like shackles

“and they said the only thing he had on him”

was two lighters in a Bible, which is the only thing I travel with when I go abroad. 'Cause that's all I need, man. I just need to be able to cut, keep predators away in a night. - So apparently after he did the crime,

he left and then he tried to come back later to like discover the body. - Yeah, no, no, no. - And he was like, he came in like with a Bible in his head. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

- How shall not can, now shall honor that mother and father. That's a great idea, Bible. I can't believe I didn't read this before mom. What happened with the cat litter? - Yeah, they did.

- Oh my god, my mom's trying to commit suicide. My cat litter. - I told you to leave the litter in the box. - Oh my god. - I was gonna clean it. - I wonder if she thought there was a maker head stop smellin' bad.

Oh, we're getting all the moisture out of her fucking facial meat. - Yeah, well, I mean, now there are two cats I need to be adopted. So you wanna check out the Wapaka local cat rescue? - Obviously, there is a cat that now needs home

because his mother was made into a poop-oop. (laughing) That's gotta be the hardest thing. And that's these are the lessons of the hardest lesson to learn. There is a similar thing happened just slightly,

just flip it all around upside down. And North West Indiana, a woman allegedly cut out her father's heart after stabbing him. - Ooh, interesting. That's actually quite difficult.

“I was just-- - That's what I was thinking.”

- I wanna start it too, so she's got some strength. - She's young. - I was one of the Vietnam vets I was listening to was talking about how when he was faced with a man, a VC man, and they both had his gun was empty.

And the VC man lifted up his rifle to fire at him and it jammed, and so then he grabbed his bayonet to run and push him down right in order to stab him to death. And he said the hardest part, and the most shocking part

is that when he first stabbed him with the bayonet,

it bounced off his sternum and he was so frightened by what had happened and he almost died right there because he was like, oh my God, these, they're invincible. - Yeah, but that's just gonna happen. You gotta hit the right, you just caught the wrong spot.

- He was in the throws of war and he was killing a man with his bare hands. - Sounds like he wasn't strong enough to get the job out. - Sounds like he was an 18 year old that shouldn't have been the fucking jungle.

So with this lady was 32 and she cut out her father's heart. - And that shows that I do believe that women should serve in the military. - That's right. - 'Cause I think that that's like, you know,

I'm pushing against Pete Hegsef because that's the kind of woman that really showed that if she wants to kill cut out somebody's heart, then she goes ahead and does it? Yasquin, she watched it on YouTube, herself. She don't need a man, you know?

- And I know you're not supposed to blame the victims here, but in both of these cases, I'm like, one of these parents do. - Well, it's just, I don't feel the elderly mother. I feel bad for, - Of course.

- 'Cause she'll have for everybody. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, I feel bad for the people who did the crimes to be honest with you. If you really want to get into it, but like at the same time,

this is horrible. - Yeah, I think that it is people are messed up. - Yeah, you definitely messed up. - People are messed up, people could upset, and I think that they don't know what to do with it,

and I think that they're afraid they're not gonna get their homes 'cause boomers are spending all the money. - Yeah, she didn't say that she killed her father, but then she went to the hospital anyway, 'cause her hands were all cut up,

and she said that she had her hands got cut up because she were from a weedwacker or a small saw. - That's hard. - Yeah, well, if you don't remember, if it was a weedwacker

- You'd know.

“- So I imagine she used a small saw to cut her father's heart out.”

- It does sound like that, and then they've found him

with the heart sitting on top of the stomach. So she'd cut it out and then put it on top of him and left. - Well, yeah, it sounds like, but then you're just tired. That's my thing. She's just like, oh, why do I do this?

- You know, like, you know how many times you do something so hard and you work so hard and it's up there, and then you're like, what's for this? It's like getting an embroidery. - Yeah.

- No, it's gonna see this. Three knives are recovered inside the house with blood on them. - Well, good. At least they know where they are.

- Yeah. - Well, you know, it's hard to be a parent. - That's why I don't have kids. I'm like, oh, I'm fucking kill me when I'm 85 years old. - Yeah, yeah, exactly.

Once you still live with you at 32, it could be any daily. - That's just an adult. - No. - Yeah, I mean, that's a border. That's not even a child anymore.

- You have to think about that. - Oh, the coroner says it was a homicide. - Oh, get crazy. I was waiting for that to come back. I needed to know that before back.

So we can actually now talk about what we actually, who's sorry for before up to this point, we were just conjecturing. So this is another great story, Eddie, that you brought my way.

And I wanna know who did it. Oh, yeah.

“- This is more important than any of the other stories”

we've covered so far to make. - Makes me wanna go to Columbia. - Actually, it doesn't for me. - Makes me wanna stay far away from them. - I'm excited.

- So this is, by far the most important story of the week.

And the lot of opinions are gonna come out about this story. So even before we get into it, I just want you to know we a try as much as we can here at last podcast network to have an informed look forward. And when we talk about subjects, our goal is to be informed.

Yeah, of course, a bit, people might even say we're flippant. We're like, we're funny, we're lighthearted. - Blue. - A little blue. But when it comes down to it, this is truly,

these are kind of stories that bring us all together. - So what happened was a bunch of people in Columbia were going to see this in your Spider-Man movie. It looks great. - It's good, that's not it.

- It was good, yeah. - I love this. - I'm very excited to see it. But I'm not excited to see it in Columbia because apparently there was one guy in the theater

who farted so bad they had the cancel of screening. - Now, I don't know whether or not this has something to do with American forces. I don't know if this is some form of, you know what I was thinking?

Why are we Havana syndroming, Mitch McConnell? Oh, just for us to kill 'em, just see what happened. - Yeah, just zap 'em. This is happen with a man, this is the perfect time to do it. But I feel like this could either be,

this is some kind of psychological attack by our forces in Columbia in order to, I guess, destabilize the international Spider-Man market or their gut-serve's rotten as all fuck and it's that spider-man, the guy in the Spider-Man

cost it. Apparently there was 200 people in the audience and the whole place had to leave and officially cancel the movie. - There is just no way.

There's no way. - Right. - But they're saying it could have been, someone's like, it has to be stink-ball. But the sub guy was farting.

- And like, you can't just fart that, I've been around your farts. I've been around the farts of the elderly. - I've had a couple that would have caused a stir. I don't know about this.

Did you ever be leaving? - I mean, a couple of people. People next to you leave with a whole cinema. - I just feel like that has to be a weaponized guess attack. That's to be some kind of stink-ball.

In my mind, I don't know if it's just one fart can wipe it all out like that. - I don't have to like shit or something. - Unless you foolish, I'm thinking about your fans, maybe.

- Maybe it's a spider-man. - 98% audience score and rotten tomatoes. That 2%, it's got to go there, yeah. - Columbia, they were not happy. They were like, no, as far as I know.

And the spider-man, he's mad like fart. Oh, nobody likes a spider-man in gonombia. It goes the way he's bowing, these are loose. He's bowing, those are loose. - This is hilarious for throwing this in at the end.

- Pass, most movie critics says, "Johnny, all a, all a, sincekey." He dubbed the movie "Townly Similar" to the top of the McGuire franchise of the 2000s, which he called not only the gold standard Spider-man movies,

but Marvel films as well. - Hard to pull that shit in your face. - Yeah, just you know. - We still like Marvel movies. - There wasn't major out of Spider-man in the movie theater.

- That's who I'm blaming. - Yeah. - I'm blaming the guy in the full Spider-man costume, 'cause most guys, I mean, there's a guy in the Green Goblin costume.

- Oh, it is. - You fucking bet you're fucking not bottom-dollar. But I also think that, let's just be honest here. We all know professional cosplayers,

“but do you know that these costumes get really fucking smelly?”

- Yeah, and they don't necessarily always have a zipper.

- And they also probably don't have the best diets. Especially that spider-man we're looking at, it's pretty fucking yoked. He's probably in quite a bit of protein. - Oh, that guy is, I mean, he's, he's chubby too.

- Yeah, he's fat checked. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - That's my dream body.

oh God, I love fat jacked people. - That jacked is my goal. - Mm-hmm. - But I don't understand, but he could also then, but that also the road to fat jacked is a lot

of his line with many, many, many, many horrendous parts. - Yeah, lots of, uh, cheat on on. - Easy, easy, easy. - No, you wanted to stay to the pernell. If I was him, I would stick to the pernell,

get away from the skins. - I think that's really affecting you. (laughs) - Are you ready for some? - Listen, are you this?

- Oh, do you have a sting? - I can play you guys a new one, or do you want the classic reggae? - I think you guys like the classic reggae? - Yeah, I really like it.

- It's two one more week with the reggae. - Let's do one more week, 'cause it was really good. It deserves another one. - Here it is, from our buddy George. - Yeah, this one goes out to Tancy, rest in peace.

♪ Satsari ♪ ♪ Satsari ♪ ♪ The black and fairie ♪ ♪ The black and fairie ♪ ♪ Every will per fatty will make a bun ♪

“♪ That's why you know that you're having fun ♪”

♪ Satsari ♪ ♪ Ooh ♪ - That was really good. This just in, this is pretty great. - Yes, nice.

- What happened? You got to hand it a note for the first time out. - We did it here. Now my family had been part of the Mormon church since before the church was officially organized.

One of my pioneer ancestors was a polygamous and was absolutely awful. His wives included nine women, including two sisters and a mother and daughter. By the time the bastard died,

all but one of his wives had left him. Anyways, I'm with the kids these days, call the homeless sexual. - Cool. - I love the church in 2015 and it's the best decision

I've ever made. - You've been cooler. - I'm still deprogramming from all the nonsense they filled my brain with from birth.

One thing I've never been able to do

is get rid of my temple clothes. Even though I haven't been in a temple since 2012, your interview with Alyssa Grenfell gave me the idea that you guys might appreciate them. You'll do more good with you guys

and sitting in a box in my closet. Plus, it'll help me get them out of my life and close one more part of my Mormon trauma. - Thanks again for the great entertainment in El Satan and he gave us a whole bunch of really gritted.

Those are Mormon little underwear shoes. - He said this a bunch of Mormon on his own. - So much more. Would there clean, but these are the good ones. - Yeah, but these are the fancy ones.

- But he wore them. What size is he? - I think he's a big boy. - Yeah. - Yeah.

- He's a big patch. - Try him on, let him on, Rob, these are for you. This is part, it's a great part of you. - This is great, this is great. But thank you and congrats.

Good work and get it out there. - Stay gay. - Stay gay, my friend. - Yes, absolutely. You're lucky.

You're one of the, you're one of the blessed ones. - Enjoy being gay. How fun is that? - Do you see the woman, woman bride, was arrested for setting the church on fire

“because she was getting married into a Mormon church?”

- Yospech. - I'm so happy for her. - Yospech.

- Why, first of all, one big update,

we did actually just get an update. - Oh, it's here. - Fat people have more blood. - They do. - We found that out in the moment though.

- Yes, we did, but also I didn't look at it and it's up with something in the email. It's officially saying that that people have more blood. We didn't kind of thought, yes, sure.

I just thought it was part of the struggle of being obese as if we had the same amount of blood as everybody else, but no, it's not our fact. We have more blood. - We have more blood.

- That's so funny, though. - Yeah, you think that big fat, you have to struggle about it. You only get this much blood. - I wasn't interested in it.

- I have something, no, I'm not blood expert. - I think we need a full fat farm vampire movie now. - Yes, we do. (laughing) Yes, we do.

(laughing) I am ready for that. (laughing) - There you go.

“- This comes from the someone who's inspired”

by my breatherian episode. - Oh, it was good. - Thank you. - I really enjoyed it actually. I was just good right into it.

It was 2010's. Instagram's new and highly unregulated. It wasn't uncommon to add random people based on a shared interest or hashtag and you would only get content on your feed

from users you follow. I'll be remembered that you 2010's. - We're very old. One day I got a message from this Australian guy, probably early 20's.

Both had tattoos from the same video game. We started to have it a message in each other. And every time we got a new piece, chatting them out other things, it was never super deep.

But no means, we weren't close friends, but he treated to social media like a diary. So I witnessed a lot. He was really in the Norwegian black metal, and he posted a lot of really dark stuff.

I'm talking pictures of fresh self-inflicted wounds, all over his body. Captions about how worthless he was, lots of blood and obsession with death. At first I'd reach out and ask if he was okay,

but it always minimized it and laughed it off.

So it was like, okay, maybe he just does it for the mayhem aesthetic. Eventually it escalated to video clips of him cutting himself. Then he stopped posting for a while.

After a while, he was back. He was buff. All his content turned into weightlifting and PMA motivational shit.

and eventually turned into the all-meat diet,

which then turned into all raw meat. His page was now all super graphic slabs of dripping red meat, him chewing meat, talking shit on vegetables, and of course lifting weights multiple times per day. He disappeared again.

Came back a few months later as a frutarian. Oh God. This is where things get scary. He started losing a ton of weight super fast. The PMA and affirmation started getting more spiritual,

less cohesive. I think at this point, he had moved on to some kind of communal living situation in the jungle. It was all breath work and energy and manic-looking hippies. Sloppy picks up fruit all over the place,

trying to sell courses and recruit people. By a couple months in, he looked like a guy who'd been lost at sea. You could see bones that I didn't even know human's had. You could look into his eyes and see his body shutting down.

I had to stop following him after he posted himself in the hospital twice and then pivoted to talking about how we can all get our nutrition from the sun.

I've never heard him call the fritharianism,

but listening to the episode, there were so many similarities and I'm pretty sure there's exactly what he was getting into. I don't know if he lived or died, but he was not in a good place the last I saw.

“I wanted to share this because I think diet culture”

slash cleaning is probably the most deadly cult of all time. He could probably express pipeline to eating disorders and much more insidious belief systems. I do believe it. There are part of what happens with an eating disorder,

which I got slid, I slid into one accidentally once. This is heading to talking. I remember being so proud to tell Natalie when I was at the height of my weight loss journey. How like, look, all I need to eat is this

two-hour boiled eggs and an orange. And she's like, that's an eating disorder. And I remember being like, I'm a dude. I'm that dude. Good dude's don't get eating disorders, literally thought that.

Yeah, it's not true.

'Cause a part of it is a mastery of your body.

You're being told you can master your body and that if you don't master your body, you're failing. I've done two juice cleanses. It's completely normal. I don't know if it is.

It is. Yeah, cleanses are completely normal. It is fasting this normal. It is extremely normal. It is just an entire, deeply restrictive lifestyle is not.

Were you putting salt and pepper on the eggs? Yeah. That's nice. Now we'll talk about this. We have an on-cap episode coming up and we're going to talk about how I can't wait.

As you better, you better be careful because it might be the entire show from no one. We're going to fucking train you people on how to be proper on. You're going to time for you. We're going to get it. You're going to get it.

Or the rexia, which is what I expected my friend was dealing with. It's an eating disorder that manifests his obsession with being healthy. People with this tend to set really extreme boundaries about what, when how they eat, restricting ingredients or food groups, exercising the point of injury, food anxiety rules their entire life.

Relationships crumble because they can't make any compromises and usually they wind up injured or malnourished. And our culture praises them for their dedication and willpower. It's heartbreaking to work with us because there's a extreme, there's a distinct difference between eating healthy and a highly restrictive diet.

Like diet. I did a highly restrictive diet. Like for me anyway. Like it was probably normal for a lot of people. But you had to, right?

Because I was doing it for an episode of Brighter Side. Yeah. You know, and I just was trying out different diets. I remember this year. I remember this year.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We did, we did the juice cleanse.

“But I remember the hardest one for me was vegan and it was, it was so difficult for me.”

And then I remember one time ordering food and I didn't know, because I was getting Greek food and I thought it was ordering hummus, but I ordered something with beef in it. And it came to me and I had an emotional breakdown. It was like one of the, because I was so hungry. Oh, yeah.

And I just wanted to eat so bad, but I was doing everything I could to stay on this diet. And I literally just, I had to break down. I get it. And it was like one of those things, where it's again, man, it's like all these people. They're hungry.

Yes. And they're hungry. They're hungry. They're hungry. Yes.

When you're very hungry, you get emotional and you get very easily manipulated. Yes. Yes. Because you die. This is very interesting.

It's hard because as a person now, like I'm trying to get to, from some form of fitness back in my life, it's extremely difficult to figure out what exactly to do. And to have the resources, I have the resources to do it, but it's, everybody tells you something different.

“And you have to do every single thing that's about what works for you personally.”

There is no giant general tip that works for every single human being. Everybody is different. Everyone is different. Every drug affects everybody differently. But the one thing that is not different is that each one of us needs to eat and drink water.

Yes. And nobody, anybody says to you, you have to do just those two things. I don't know about it. Even if it's just crackers. Even if it's just crackers.

You've got to eat something and you have to drink water, at least, which is hilarious.

And you shouldn't have a blog where you pretend to fuck your daughter either.

Not any, you know, not in this, unless you want to make a lot of money. And you live every day wanting to pretend to make love to your daughter on camera because you know you're laughing your way to the bank. And then you can love your wife differently. No one else you shouldn't do.

You shouldn't stab your mother in the neck and fill all of her headholes with cat litter instead of firing across. Unless, of course, you want to make it to sad stories.

“Would you say you get a one way ticket all the way to the front pages at stars?”

Oh, thank you, young man. So you're going to page your end.com/bike as 11 or two lists into us at free. You can also watch movie stories over there as well. It's at night breaking down a bunch of different movies. Go look at our fucking show over there.

It's on the Patreon. We were also on Netflix. You can see it's there. You already have it. Go look on it.

Yes, how you doing. Also, you want to see us in real life on August 16th, Henry and I and my buddy Disney Dan are going to be doing a show called Dead Mental some tales over a dynasty typewriter. If you're not in LA, we're going to be live streamers. You can check it all there.

Get tickets at edetunes.com. I got all kinds of show coming up 9/11 in DC. Can't wait.

“That's going to be a blast day to be there 9/12 DC, second best day to be there.”

You're going to have a lot of fun and I got September 27th.

You still feel like the second best day to be there is president's day.

You're right. I'm just third best day. Third best day. September 27th, Milwaukee laughing tap that's going to be with Logan Metz, October 4th, Denver Colorado.

The comedy works in October 25th, Comedy Club with Billy Wayne Davis, co-headlining the day after we do redway again. Can't wait. Oh my god. Yes, go.

You want to see side stories right now. That's going to be the only book that I'll show you on the books is side stories live at the materials center. But we will have a big, we're having a bunch of shit come out soon. Yeah, we have a bunch of shows coming up dates are coming up.

And then the crime wave still happen in baby, crime wave at sea, baby. Yeah, baby, baby.

“Go, go, go, crime wave at sea, those tickets are still available.”

Also tickets are available for midsummer screens. And this week, come this weekend, midsummer screen.org. Come and see our last panel on the left, Sunday August 9th. We are also, we can't. We don't know the exact time by tickets for Sunday, where they're all day.

And then we're selling it all weekend, we're hanging out all weekend. I'm going to be there every day. Come and see our fucking ass. It's too much fun down there. I think it's the coolest fucking place.

That's such a good time last time. We're going to have a show. Oh, and you know what the good soundtrack is, god's in love. Go and listen, god's in love with it from Master Trash, the animatic band that explained a little bit what it is because I played at the end of the episode last week and people were late

into what it was. So explain a little bit so that people can support. Master Trash is the band consisting of me, Ash Gordon and Marcus Parks. We have put and Isaac Hansen who produced this whole album.

We are, it is our first dance single, off of the hour, freight, Jansen's, revolting

repository of Gossily's, Gassly sounds volume 1 and 2. It is available anywhere, songs are available to be played. Go to Spotify and click on any other one of those, but just get a song. Not the whole song. Because there is going to be re-release of the entire vinyl, but those dates will also be

coming shortly. All right. So yeah, you can go check it out. We wrote this song. You fucking, and Marcus and Ash sing on it.

And now I just, I wrote the majority of the lyrics. Whoa. Oh, look at Jubag and pants. It's me. I'm like Scott Wylam.

It's me. It's very much a lot. Yeah, I'm Scott Wylam. Hey, I'll see you then. Oh, my boy.

I'm sitting my road, get somebody gave me on the birthday dance dance dance dance. I am the rock and roll, that's a body gave me down death, and pro-hand. You're dead to me, you're dead to me, you're dead to me, you're dead to me. I'm just your god in the face. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.