Ep 618 - Officer Lemaire (feat. Charles Blyzniuk & Lemaire Lee)

- Luke, he's - We live Belmont Rouge.

- Yeah, Luke, you sexy as hell. - Yeah, he looks good. - They're back on the bill, Marjorie. - I am. - Yeah.

“- He was, I think, I don't know, he went away.”

- Yeah. - I haven't seen him. - I know, I wonder what happened to him. - He's back. - He's got shaved head.

- I just wanted to study. - We're in a scarf doing a fucking business. - Yeah. - He learned what the monks, yeah. - He learned business with Paul.

- I think he did, yeah. - Yeah, he and Wendy went to China together. - I do. - Yeah, he's like, you, you stick to basketball. I'm gonna, I'm gonna be the business.

I'm business. - Yeah. - The monks will teach me the ancient wisdom, yeah. - This is how it talks. - This is great.

He's like, "Hey, I, it's gonna take all of your jobs. "All of your jobs." (laughing) - And there's just people in a fucking convention saying, like, "This is good stuff.

"This is good. "I need this." - Okay. Anyway, hello, welcome to the podcast. Matthew's not here.

We try to do yesterday, but I couldn't get out of bed after going to the NBA finals. I mean, it's a little tired. But kind of fucked it up for everybody

“'cause now Matt's gone and now the mayor.”

(laughing) Now the mayor is filling in. The mayor just, he's fired up. He just walked into the kitchen and was like, have you heard about the Lego thing?

- Oh yeah, he mentioned this to me too. He turned off. I was watching a nice humming. I was watching a nice hummingbird documentary and he just turned it off.

Put on a Lego fucking YouTube video and then walked back outside. - That was making, I was grilling sausages. I had to go check all my sausages. (laughing)

- What's that, okay? - But he's so happy about it. - Yeah, I'm happy to get tired. - The fucking doper is doing a good mood today. - That's great.

- Guard dogs, just, energy is just,

I've never seen him this happy.

- I feel good. - What's going on? Why are you so happy? I just send you any today, I don't know why. - It's been a while.

- It has been a while. - Yeah, I haven't seen this side of you in forever. - Yeah, well, I haven't seen you guys in a while. - It's messy old, it's messy old guard dogs. (laughing)

This is a new grumpy guard dog. - Yeah, well. - But now he's in good mood. - Sometimes I do too, yeah. - What do you think's going to happen tonight

when you're riding high right now? I've seen how this usually goes. - Yeah, I probably have a couple of whiskey and get mad about something. - Yeah.

(laughing) - I want to let it ruin you know. - Who do you think you're going to get mad at? What do you think's going to happen? - Whoever's around.

- Someone's going to get mad at you. - Someone's going to get mad at you. - That's a good chance. - You're going to go, you're a child. (laughing)

(laughing) - I have no good guard, he's got better at like... - Right before the mean kicks in, leave it. - Yeah. - But he's going.

- He's late. He's late. He's usually the one going. - Dragging him out. (laughing)

- I see, it's so funny. Like we're at the most of the other night. And I watch his, his girl goes first.

He's always behind her, like...

(laughing) - I have to leave. - Last night. - Yeah, someone's about to get punished. (laughing)

You can say, he's just the first on the table. (laughing) - We should go. - This is under the table. (laughing)

- So easy, feel something on that leg goes. - All right, there's this company called Bricks and Many Figs. And they are a Lego reseller. So they buy Legos from people when they resell them. And there's this guy.

Him and his dad had a big collection of Legos and they had like a building a store. And then the dad got sick. So the cover to call us, they like had a deal with Bricks and Many Figs that made sure

that they were attain owning the Legos but Bricks and Many Figs were sell them

“and they just like take a portion of the sell, you know?”

So then the dad gets better. And they're like, all right, we want our Bricks back. And in the company he's like, we actually don't have them but they do have them. They're still on the shelves.

They're like advertising on their Instagram and stuff. And they're just lying and lying. So that guy calls a YouTube guy. And then the YouTube guy does a whole investigation. And that's when he gets nuts.

(laughing) - So why gets nuts? - This YouTube guy, he's just like trying to investigate. He's like, give back the Bricks and the guy's like, no, he's like, all right.

And he goes through all the legal loops. He's like, makes a company called that he makes a company so that the legal company will sue him. So the company is like pretty much an exact copy of the local company but he's just trying to fringe on him

so that they sue him and they won't do it. And then he makes a lottery because but he goes through all the loops of us to make like a legal lottery and then he sells the many figs because he owns the figure.

So he sells the figure through the lottery and the company doesn't give the figures away. So they're crimally in trouble now but every time he goes to the cops or cops or like, you gotta leave. You're the one calls in the problem.

And you guys aren't doing anything about it.

And then it just, that happens for like a couple months. And then he like tries to give up and he starts to go fund me for the guy. And then he gets arrested for doing the go fund me and you talk because they like, you're still like

harassing these people. He's not doing anything. And it turns out everybody's Mormon. The Mormon thing is the crazy thing. It's like a Mormon like.

But all the cops are Mormon. All the owners of the company are Mormon so there's like. - This is deeper than like us man. - Yeah, it's deeper than like us bro. - Yeah.

- And this YouTube guys figuring it all out like in real time. Like this is like three months old. - What kind of mystery is that? It's in Utah. They're all Mormon.

- Yeah. - Yeah, so yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. - I mean, they're all Mormon.

- Yeah.

“I don't think, I think the, it's about the Mormon Mafia that”

is more or less taking over Legos. - That's right. - Let's take over Legos. - Taking over Lego reseller. - The Mormon Mafia is taking over Legos.

- 'Cause a lot of other people have tried to get their Legos back. And it doesn't work with bricks and me for you. - Yo, Mike. - Yeah.

- So that's, okay. - The Mormon Mafia is taking over. - She's just high in his room. - The Mormon Mafia. - The Mormon Mafia is taking over Legos.

- Yeah. - You know, Mike, yeah. I gotta go inside and tell Shane. Because, do you hear about the Lego thing? - Yeah, I thought this, I thought it was true.

- This is a Lego story. - This is a Lego story. - It's crazy. - What's crazy about it? - You've got to watch the videos, man.

- And he's getting arrested for nothing. Like it's crazy. He's going everything legally right. And then the cops are like, "Hey, man, you're fucking with our guy."

So you're wrong. - He brings in a lot of Lego money for the, - Well, he works. - Yeah. - Yeah.

- Well, I think bricks and minifigs gives the cops some kickbacks.

“You think the Lego resellers are hanging off the cops?”

- Yeah. - Almost definitely, from this video. From this video. - Yeah, but why would they pay off the cops? - Because they don't want people to get their Legos back.

They want to keep the profit. I don't know, man. I don't know, it's crazy. It's like Pokemon cards with Legos still. - Okay.

- Are they valuable Legos? - Yeah, it's like his collection was worth $200,000. - Yeah.

- It was like some Legos you can never get again.

- It's like the, just keeping the Lego model of like the Sean John headquarter. (all laughing) You can't get this one anymore. (all laughing)

- And you can't get the Ditty Style Legos anymore. - Yeah, you can see the Ditty video? - No, oh yeah, that's scary. - The video made me say it. - The top one to see it, yeah.

- There's a new video? - The video of a lady. The only thing I saw was she was given the guy ahead and did he was kind of just creeping around. He's walking around in the back.

Roking that, it's shit, daddy. (all laughing) - Yeah, I'm back here. - Roking that, I think he was getting punished. (all laughing)

- I didn't see the sex. - Yeah. - Was he was getting after him? - She was getting punished. - Was the punishment?

- It wasn't the punishment, it was somebody else, when she was getting-- - It was the punishment I understood. - Yeah, okay. (all laughing) (all laughing)

- I lost my voice, I can't punish you. (all laughing) - Yeah, there's seen him, yeah, his physique wasn't. (all laughing) - Was it? - Tough, it's tough.

- Yeah. - A whole thing's tough. - Man, this is like hunched over, just stroking to, stroking out. - Striking out of the-- - Striking out of the--

- Tiny, dong. - Yeah. - Damn. - Was that? - I think he had sex with his mom.

- Do I think puff had sex with his mom? - Yeah, you watched the, did you watch the doc? - No. - I did, I don't remember thinking that though. - Cause like, there's talk about how much time he's spent with his mom and how she like--

- Room, stuff, yeah. - I don't know, maybe you got molested by somebody. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Usually what leads to--

- Crackin' one off and I'll tell a walk around. - True, naked filming it with red lights. - With the partner? - Usually something happens with it. - And it's the end.

- We're gonna get the punishment. - It draws you to the red lights. - Straight to the red light bulbs. You have those. - What? - You've been love red light bulbs.

- You crack-- - What's the red light bulb? - He cracks him off like, did he? (laughing) He walks around in that room with the red light bulbs. - We're sick, we're sick the days apart.

Like we were just talking about how freaky anybody who's doing red light bulbs or yesterday. - Oh, really? - Yeah. - I don't know, the mayor was a red light bulb.

- It's definitely true. - Oh, shit, you're a red light bulb guy? - I just say, it looks to turn to sun red. - Yeah. - They're so easy.

- Damn. - What's going on there? - I can't even close the blind. - Yeah. - It's the turn to sun red.

- Get it rock out the sun. - Turn the sun red. - Black this sun out, I'm ready to crack on. (laughing) - Turn the sun red.

- Turn the fuck off. - Jesus Christ, dude. - Yeah.

“- I think that's kind of a black thing though.”

You guys love colored lights. - I don't think so.

- 'Cause I always see it at high rise apartments.

That's why I see it at the moment. - Okay. - Like a freaky, like high rise purple or red.

- It's the freaky. - Yeah, yeah.

“- 'Cause you see it, I wanna go to the freaky guy.”

- Of course, yeah. - Like a purple room. - Yeah. - It's true. - It's true.

- Nothing good to go on there.

- Mm-hmm. - They're not playing cards. - No. - They're not putting together a puzzle there. - They're getting nasty.

- Freaky. - Yeah. - Sprit roast in a guy. (laughing) - Dude, something evil in there.

- Wasn't that Ditto, Ditto, Ditto? - Ditto? - Ditto, Ditto, Ditto, Ditto, Ditto, Ditto. - You gotta stop, turn it over. - You gotta stop, turn it over.

- You gotta stop. - You gotta stop, turn it over. - You gotta stop, turn it over. - You gotta stop, turn it over. - You gotta stop, turn it over.

- You gotta stop, turn it over. - You gotta stop, turn it over. - You gotta stop, turn it over. - You gotta stop, turn it over. - You gotta stop, turn it over.

- You gotta stop, turn it over. - You gotta stop, turn it over. - It's mean, I'm sorry. - Man, to be fair to Ditto, like, if you catch me like standing straight enough,

I'm gonna be hunched too. - Yeah, of course. - I'm gonna be hunched. I'm hunched, no matter what. (laughing)

- Yeah.

“- Somebody filmed me walking in LA and I got made fun of it.”

(laughing) I was in public. (laughing) - And that was unfortunate 'cause me and McKiever were both wearing red gym shorts for some reason.

We're wearing matching outfits, walking together. (laughing) - Yeah, that's pretty embarrassing. - That's gonna work out. - Yeah.

- No, we're not working, and we're gonna get it. We both got our haircut. We were in the same hotel and it came down. He was wearing red shorts, I was wearing it. We were both like, oh man, we look dumb.

(laughing) - He guys were matching. - We're just doing exactly the same outfit. - Did you get your hair cut? - Yes, and then we went to the same place

and got our hair cut. - Yeah, that's kind of gay. - White guys. - Yeah. - All of it, all would have taken us

a different color shorts and we would have been fine. - Yeah. (laughing) - White guys, red gym shorts, black guys. This red light bulbs.

- Yes. (laughing) - Dude, white guys. - I'm not kidding. - I'm not kidding.

- I'm not kidding. - Red light bulb, guys. - Yeah, you are. - No, we're not. - This will work for me.

- Never wants to divorce life.

- Wait, I'm saying 50% of the red light bulbs are represented by 13% of the population. (laughing) You guys love red light bulbs. - I've owned red light bulbs two separate times of my life.

- But I've never, I've never. - The mayor just does the mayor things. But I guess like saying every black dude's coming here putting on the Lego dot, like the Lego news, that's not, you can't use the mayor as the,

I'm not saying I'm not trying to discount your black guy. The black guy said I would never do that to you. I'm just saying the mayor's an outlier. - In a bunch of years. - Yeah, here's an outlier.

- It's true. - Red light bulbs. And I think there's a good point. - Yeah, like gamers like culture and anime. - Yeah.

- But then you always got like the white game of guys got like a light blue or purple light bulb going on in there. - So you're saying that's white culture. - The strip.

- And you guys are appropriating. - So you're going to give us one. - I'm not going to get one. - We get one. - We get LED lights.

- Appropriating it. - And we got camera chairs, those are ours. - Gamers here's it? - No. - Gamers is definitely us.

- No. - No. - I just claim it. - I don't even, I don't even, I don't even, I don't even, I don't even know.

- I don't even, I don't even know. - I don't even know. - I don't even, I don't even know. - I don't even know. - Yeah, I don't even know.

- Gamers are Asian. - Gamers are Asian.

- I wonder who was first, Koreans.

- It feels like the honkies, it feels like Koreans to me. - I don't know, man. - I'd do something like this, yes. - Yes, yes. - They might have made the chair,

but the white guy innovated it. - I think so, like an uncle too. - I think about how. - I think about the game. - I think about the game.

- I think about the game. - I think about the game. - I think about the game. - I think about the game. - I think about the game.

- I think about the game. - I think about the game. - I think about the game. - I think about the game. - Yeah.

- I think you're going to be waitin' in Philly. - You're going to be waiting in Philly. - You're going to be waiting in Philly. - Tell me more about this Lego documentary, brother. - Yeah.

(laughing) - I'm only on part two, I got to get in the part three. I'm waiting for part three. I think part three comes out tomorrow. - Would you ever go to, have you been to Utah?

- Yeah, I went with Matt recently, actually. It was pretty nice. - I like Utah. - Utah is cool. - Yeah.

- Would you go back to investigate? (laughing) - You don't want to get involved? - You could help Matt. - No, dude, this guy was getting fucked up.

They would shoot me.

“That's how fucking this guy was getting.”

They would have shot me. - Like, for real. - Man, if you get killed by police brutality, (laughing) and they're just fucking lame girls everywhere.

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that you have a lot going on, and what did you do? Did you enjoy being that busier, or did you prefer more relaxed? I tend to, I enjoy the business a little bit, but I would like some more relaxed.

That's what I always say about you.

- Yeah.

“- People ask me, they say, what's it like living with the mayor?”

I said, "God, wish the guy would fucking relax." (laughing) - Too much of a busy body. - Yeah. - I guess so much going up here.

- You do. - It's true, the police radio never turns off. - True. - We do have to get you a scanner. (laughing)

- Oh, man, actually you would have fun with the scanner. - Yeah. - Yeah, I think so. - You'd go to crimes and progress. (laughing)

- What do you do? - You'd be feared in the city. The criminals, the bad guys would go, shit, it's the mayor. - Yeah.

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- Hey everybody, it's me, the mayor. We're gonna be in Charlottesville on June 25th. - Yeah. (laughing) - Bring it my torch, bring yours.

- Bring it on. - Bring it on. - Bring it on. - Charlottesville, where else you know? - Charlottesville on the 25th of June.

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- Tenacious lead brothers? - Yeah. - What's up? - It's Andrew Brue, we just played video game. - Oh, that's awesome.

(laughing) - She's surprised. (laughing) - All right, thanks gang. - And Matt's in Fort William, the end of tonight.

So go see Matt tonight. - This is Matt. - description. - I'll be in Charlottesville pretty soon too. If you want to go see that, thank you.

- Oh yes. - Goodbye. - And I'll tell him not just goodbye. - Or do you get like a mural of the view and paint you as well?

- What paint you as well? (laughing) - He is the view. - Have you ever heard his opinions? - No.

- On that view? - That's the view. - About, I've been on the news. I've been back, yeah. - Back on the news, guy over there.

- You're back on the news? - Yeah. - What's going on? - Right now, they're trying to get AI wealth funds. - Okay.

- We're trying to, yeah.

“- Oh, like, have AI operate them rather than people?”

- No, they're trying to have, the money we would pay people, we would take them from companies to put in the fund to take care of people. So it's just not going to be any more jobs.

And there's nothing we can do to stop it. - I see it. (laughing) - You know what, you're not turning that. - Everybody keeps going.

Then it's going to be no more jobs. It's like, all right, fucking make something else, like, you know, make more jobs or something. Like, you know, it doesn't make any sense.

- Well, in what way? Like, I also don't think, I think there's going to be jobs. - Yeah. - I think so too. - Yeah.

- I was watching this doc like two days ago called, "How I became a Paco Laptomist or something like that." It was like, the whole thing is just a dude interviewing people who like make AI and all of those people, he even had like the CEOs on it.

Like, yeah, we for real don't know what the fuck is happening with this. Like, it's like major CEOs being like real pessimistic about it. And it was of course. - Of course.

- It wasn't a good, the point they were trying to make is like, I guess we're moving too fast. Like, everybody's trying to be the best, but because everybody's trying to be the best, we're not being careful as like, like the whole plan.

- Yeah. - Yeah. - And this is kind of... - I also saw a news that said, people are stealthily reversing their AI decisions too.

Just like, they're not like publicly making a known. - Yeah, but that's not, it's still, they're still moving dangerously fast. - I was, I was walking around earlier today and I was thinking about,

you see like the Mexican guys, construction crews, back building stuff. And you know how they can like, 3D print the foundations of houses now? - Yeah.

- Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. This guy's gonna have a lot of time on their hands. It says, "Open up the porn, put them to the porn again." - Oh, yeah. - They're gonna have to be on site,

- Yeah, they're just gonna jack off.

- jack off. (laughing) - They're just gonna jack off for every job. (laughing)

“- You know how often the lads hit a fucking jack off at a site?”

- Right, pretty, in the port of party? - Yeah. - Yeah, hitting the CSR, yeah. (laughing) - I, yeah, yeah.

- You gotta keep them busy, dude. You ever see the lads after work? Yeah. This six pack of Modello on the bike, dude. - Yes.

- You get a seat in the truck. - Or in the truck. - In the truck, actively drinking. - Yeah. - Find a little.

- Just a guy driving with a fucking beer. It's on every road here. And I support it, not drinking driving. I don't support drinking and driving, but I support the lads doing it.

- Yeah, they seem to handle it until they don't.

- Yeah, and then I'm so they fucking flip the shit. (laughing) (laughing) - Dinner right back, or the hot side of the highway, take it another CSR, I feel like you see the lecture,

like not, you're not even like nervous. - Yes, just like, oh, seriously, yeah. (laughing) - Dude, there's so many videos of Mexican guy hammered,

“crashing his car and people are filming me get out,”

and they're like, "Would you do?" - I think it's just-- (laughing) - Just lays down. - Yeah, he literally doesn't, he's just good.

- Okay, I gotta check off. (laughing) (laughing) - I was jerking off in the passenger seat. The driver took off his car.

(laughing) - You got a crank one in the police in the cop car, if you know it's gonna be like, you're last one. - Yes, you're about to get a crank one in there.

- You go like, "Well, I rub it out." - Actually, I rub it out. - Dude, dude. (laughing) - Come on, one more time, we're gonna do the act.

(laughing) - That's fucking, what if the fuck's a thirom? - Yeah, you don't know. - You don't know, you don't know what you're gonna do. - Wait there, no, please.

- You just thirom? - You just like tucking me and he's like, (laughing) - I can't believe you'd ever done thirom's. (laughing)

- He's crazy.

- No, I've actually never.

(laughing) - I fully believe him. (laughing) Also he's got those thick ass thighs. (laughing)

- I feel like he's good. (laughing) - It probably does, actually. - It's crazy. (laughing)

- So you hit fucking thirom jackass? - Nah, I'm not in the long time. - What's a long time.

“- It's like, like, it's just like, maybe like,”

what do I start trying? - Why would you try to try? - I don't know what I'm trying. I just try to think of the timeframe, probably 25. - When you were 25 years old?

- Before then, yeah, 22, 25 in that area? - 22 to 25, you weird. Not using your hands and jacking off five movies before. - That's stupid, that's stupid. - The movement is fucking gross.

Does it feel good right now? - I bet. - I'm not joking right now. (laughing) - You're not joking?

- Yeah, I'm joking. - Well, you're not joking right now, are you mean like... - I'm not joking. - I'm not joking. - I'm not joking.

- Hold tight. (laughing) - What you said is, he's been jagging off very much. - Yeah, yeah. (laughing)

- What? - I'm not joking, I'm afraid now, I swear. - Well, now you can't be trusted. (laughing) - True, you can not be trusted dude.

I'm gonna see you walking and be like, (laughing) I know he's tucked in between his eyes. He's a freak bull. That's the red light, you blocked out of it.

- Yeah, yeah, the lights change on your mind. - To make the sun red, and then... - Yeah. (laughing) - Oh, yeah, I'm just gonna set fire that house.

(laughing) I'm gonna burn that house to the pool houses condemned. - It's gonna fall. - Sodom. - Yeah, the house is collapsing. - I saw a crack in the mirror door isn't as I'm doing.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - One of us is gonna have a house collapsed. - And smooshed. (laughing) - If you get smooshed mid-thye.

(laughing) - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. - Yeah, true. - Yeah. (laughing)

- Yeah. (laughing) (laughing) - That's really funny to get in the car. - Yeah, it's like, yeah, it's like...

(laughing) - Better cop, be it sir. - Yeah. - Sure. - Stop. - Yeah.

- I'm gonna have to do this. - Yeah. - I'm gonna go in there to get you out. (laughing) - Blizz has been watching mid-west.

- Baby, I saved you with me. - We've got some great ones. - The one of them that lady getting her car attacked. - That's probably my favorite so far.

- The lady at a gas station and they're like,

she's got to warn it.

“They pull up three cars, boxer in immediately.”

Four cops come up to the window and they're like, open the door now. And she's like, what? And they're like, I'm gonna break the window if you don't open it.

It took 20 seconds of them being like, open the door to like, five cops punching our car. Everyone just started wailing on this car. I started stabbing the fucking tire. (laughing)

- Be it a fuck out of this lady's car. She's on the mat. She's like, what? (laughing) - She broke.

She didn't even get to, she was trying to get gas. She didn't even get gas. She didn't get out of here. - She didn't even get out of here. - She didn't even get out of here.

- She didn't even get out of here. - She didn't even get out of here. - She didn't even get out of here. - She didn't even get out of here.

- She didn't even get out of here.

- She didn't even get out of here. - She didn't even get out of here. - She didn't even get out of here. - She didn't even get out of here. - She didn't even get out of here.

- She didn't even get out of here. - She didn't even get out of here. - She didn't even get out of here. - She didn't even get out of here. - She didn't even get out of here.

- She didn't even get out of here.

“- But then she crashes later than hides under just a person's porch.”

- She gets a couple more. - She was awesome. Then she goes to the hospital and just really talks shit back and forth with the cop, like in a really funny way. - Yeah.

- So you have fun working at Costco the rest of your life. You just lost your fucking career bitch. He's like fuck you, lady. You just swallowed 15 bags of fentanyl. You shouldn't talk to anybody.

So I'll talk, I'll fucking spit it out whenever I want. - Oh fucking, this is fine. - Oh yeah, she failed to fire $500,000. Did you gonna pay that? She was like, yeah, no problem dude.

She just got a shit these bags out. That's 500 grand right there. She's 12, 15 bags of fentanyl. - Yeah. - So you can anchor out from under a porch.

She just smoked down the crack flush with her. - Matter of respect for that. - She was awesome. Her car sprint through a neighborhood, hide under a porch, and just go, yeah.

(laughing)

- They're never gonna find me.

- Yes, you gotta get it in before you go. - Yeah. - For you hit the clink. - Yeah, I'd be so happy to be in the house. - I know.

- To be like you see a crazy lady sprint in your backyard. - Yeah. - And then light up a fucking crack and then have a police dog run under the porch and fly through.

- It's really, wait, that's my sister. She's doing crack. - She's awesome. - And then you later in the science. - Yeah.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, actually it's not my sister, but you take her away. (laughing) - Oh, man. - Just can't close to those runs, dude.

- Oh, yeah, true. - They're back in the middle of the box. - They are. - Dang, that's nice. - Actually, it was really nice to see

that they're back. - Yeah, they're really nice to this. Can you hear anything? - No, I'm not sure about that. I just can't every time I see a Mexican guy

from now on, I'm gonna think about how bad he wants to go. - Yeah, bad he wants to go. - I don't think anyone's supposed to want the mayor's up to.

- Yeah, sure, sure. - There's the new leader in the club house. - Yeah. - I mean, that's the most preposterous. - Thire up.

- It's possible, dude. - Anything that's possible? - Yeah, sure. - May I ask a personal question? - Uh, yeah.

- Have you Thire up all the way to completion? - Obviously, yes. - He saw the way his face dropped. He knew exactly what he's done. - You've Thire up to completion.

- No, thanks. - You also used a jack-off on his knees. - It's said mine is great, mom. - He's got his knees and jack-off on the floor. - So she wouldn't see, there was stairs.

- Oh, sure. - Granny knows. - Yeah, I just couldn't see him. - You're easily number one. - Yeah, damn.

- The boys are going wild, I know. - They're ready for the spurs, dude. They're trying to speed around this. - Yeah, that's true. - That spurs, dude.

- What's that? - Oh, yeah. - I think they got it, this game.

“- I think the spurs are gonna win game, too.”

- Yeah. - But New York's pretty awesome. - Yeah. - Brunson's the fucking man. - Yeah.

- It's unbelievable. - So hard to the fucking man, cat, I was happy for cat. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - It was really hard.

- I kind of came around on the nicks watching that game. I hated the feeling of it, but like, like, cat kind of like locking wins. - That was my favorite grade. - I mean, he had, he made it hard for Wimbledon.

- Yeah, harder than anybody did all playoffs. - You make it hard for anybody. (laughing) - What, you were dressed with it? - Oh, it wasn't that bad.

It was just a beat. Everybody thought it was a beat, a deep beat. - It wasn't a beat or it was a deep beat. He got the sleeves off. - You see, that got the sleeves off a deep beat.

- No, so that's true. - That's true. - Oh, he's not true.

- Would you ever do that?

That's actually kind of, that's nice. - No.

“- You should have saw a dress in the next tutorial.”

- That is true. - That's true. - That's true. - He should. - Remember it's 'til you brought up the long t's.

- No long t's. - He's super long t's, but not baggy. - And the scars. - Yeah, that's the toy. - It's toy out of the drip.

- He did have the drip. Price still does. (laughing) - Yeah, that doesn't go away. - Yeah, it's true.

It's not on me. - It's on me. - It's toy out of drip. You don't lose that. (laughing)

- You're born with that. - Mm-hm. - I wish we had B-ZMZ here. - I know. - B-ZMZ just break it.

Anytime you see me, just breaks a story.

- Just goes Dave, the toy out of the gut fucking band from Helio. (laughing) Dude, I don't give up. - I know.

(laughing) - King Cobb. - Don't mess. - Yeah, I did it. (laughing)

- Keen. (laughing) - It's really his word on the street. - Yeah, B's, Helio. - He's got a dude in the streets.

- He, he, he, he, he, he. - Dude. (laughing) - The smoke's up guy. (laughing)

- Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude. - Dude, the Philly comics. - Yeah, fuck yeah. (laughing)

“- I always read the name of his local smoke trap,”

but I wrote my bike by a couple days ago. - Oh, one that we said looked like him. (laughing) (laughing)

- We're in the car after the failures.

We're in the car after Philly's game. B's was a man who said the game. And then we're in the car. And for some reason, he got mad. The bud man, is that what it is?

- Bud bandit. - Bud bandit. - Like a bud bandit. (laughing) - Yeah, bud bandit. There's a bud bandit. (laughing)

Belvoer, that just looks like these. They were like, yeah, they're just Belvoer. And he's like, yeah, I don't fucking look like that guy at all. - Fuck you. - It's just like, yeah, it's just like that.

- I have the hat in sunglasses. - It doesn't look like sunglasses. - Exactly like these. (laughing) (laughing) - Exactly like these.

- She's so bad. - He got this. - He's Jersey. (laughing) I'm fucking do that. (laughing) Fuck you. (laughing) I'm sorry, these.

(laughing) I messed these dearly. - Me too.

“- I can't wait to see him, just in, oh yeah.”

- I don't feel it off here. - Make it up there. - See what he's up to. - It's probably a bonus. - I would love that.

- I can't wait to get the bonus. (laughing) - They have a bonus. - It's a bonus, it's a bonus. - Yeah, we're do. - Banners is nice.

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And decades, the Cuba capsule machine in Deiner Chivo-Fiiale and of Chivo-DE. - I like seeing that really old guy at Banners. There's a really old man who looks at his part. He looks at your part, he comes every day.

- And there's the guy with the dog. Gennies dog? - Yes, yes. - He's got a purple dog. He died a tear purple and he makes a drink Gennies.

- Really? - Yeah, it's pretty great. The dog sits at the barn. Drinks Gennies out of a bowl. Fuck you, I'm like, die here.

This is perfectly, he got the bees to my left. Bees on the table. - Bees at, is Gennies bowl. - Yeah, Gennies Gennies bowl. - Yeah, I can manage in there too.

- Dude, I don't know what happens. Any time we're at Banners, I'm telling you. - Turns out he's dying. (laughter) - He's dying.

I've seen him dead in there at 20 times. - Every picture I've seen from there, it's like, he gains 80 pounds when he gets his belly stick straight out. He's like a pig going back in the wild. He takes like three days from the growth task.

(laughter) He's a wild boy instantly. (laughter) That was where I switched the game on. He was trying to watch it.

- Oh yeah, he was watching. - 2010, you took full game and he was... - Didn't notice. - Fuck. (laughter)

- Don't fuck, it's going on here. (laughter) - He didn't notice that much. - He watched a game from like, oh for fuckin' 20 minutes. It caught his phone.

And it was a game he was just at. He just left like Eagles Titans or Eagles Falcon. It was like Falcons bucks on the TV, yeah. (laughter) - He was like, they're playing a game.

(laughter) They got another game today. (laughter) - Yeah, I mean, I'm excited to go to the basketball game again today.

- Yeah. - I can't keep, I can't keep away. Every day I wake up, I go, I should fucking chill. And it's like, I could also go to the fucking game. (laughter)

- Aren't you gonna be in NYC too?

- Dude, you think I have the entire series.

- Dude, you think I have the entire series. - Dude, you think I have the whole series? - Dude, you think I have the whole series, dude. (laughter) - Yeah, I guess it's--

- I know. - Wait, you might be, you're like the guy who sits in the main ground. - No, Goldstein, the old guy, the really old guy. - No, I know. (laughter)

- You know what I mean? - You know what I mean? - No, no, no, no, no. - You know what I mean? (laughter) (laughter)

- Yo fucking Goldstein. (laughter) - Yeah, if I could get perfect attendance, we'll be sick. They asked, I was thinking about going to the White House,

“you have to say, "Ooh, it's a tough one."”

- Yeah. - It's a tough one to go to. I can't decide. - Yeah, it's a tough one, 'cause it's gonna be sick, it's fucked, 'cause it's gonna be sick, it's fucked.

- It's gonna be a white house long. - And they're new, it's like new, right? - Yeah, it did. - They made just like make it for this. - Yeah, they're like still building it, I guess.

- Yeah. - A giant dome. (laughter) - I mean, it's-- - Also, if you get hit, if somebody blows it up,

go with it, go. - Go with it, yeah. - Then, you're sure to get a mural. - Yes. - You'll get a mural. - Be a crazy mural.

- I tend to do a music. - You're crazy, you keep rockin' rock, drop, drop, drop. - Yeah, you might not be able. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Roggies.

- Just on the side of like a gas station in Washington. - You're just sitting around a big podcast table. (laughter) - Big podcast table in the sky. (laughter)

- Damn. - Yeah, if you get hit with the bazooka at that. - If you get hit with the bazooka. - If that's how you go.

“I died on the White House lawn watching a UFC fight.”

Got hit with a missile. (laughter) - It might be the O'Block bazooka. (laughter) (laughter)

- Here's the, one of the, yeah. - One of the O'Blockians. - Got a giant O'Blockians. - Where the O'Blockians got a giant O'Blockians. (laughter)

- Now just respect, shout out to-- - Yeah, sure. - Appreciate it. - That is the most American way to go. - You're in the White House lawn during the UFC event,

by Bazooka? - Yes. - That's like, yeah. - Yeah, they'll feel like you know, the spreadsheet does with a flag.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - It's, it's, tell 'em. - Yeah, yeah. (laughter)

- I'd be the statue outside of Helium. (laughter) - The statue of Pat Delman running with his hair. (laughter) It'd be the asleep point.

(laughter) - Yeah, so that's, we got that going on. I was thinking about going to the UFC and the Mcgregor's coming back. - Yeah, yeah.

- I've never gotten to see a place.

- I'm supposed to be locking in and focusing on work. - Yeah. - Who's Mcgregor fighting? - Max Holley. - Oh, yeah.

- Yeah, that's gonna be awesome. - Yeah, that's gonna be a banger. - Well, yeah, I don't know if Mcgregor has rust, though. - Probably. - Yeah, and Max has been fighting.

(laughter) - He's in his prime right now, actually. - Yeah, Mcgregor doesn't show up, he's just gonna get fucking leveled. - Yeah, he's gonna get messed up.

- Yeah, that'll be fine. - Oh, no. - I don't know what we'll see. - Yeah. - There's too many cool things going on this summer.

- It's a good summer. - I gotta focus on that link show. - Yeah.

“- And it's sad it's like, I think I'll go to the World Cup.”

(laughter) - There you go, oh fuck, all star games in Philly the same week as my show. - Sick. - I'll go to that instead of focusing.

I'll get drunk for four days at the MLB All Star Game for some reason. (laughter) - I don't know if I can't talk about the All Star Game, I'm just gonna sit there and go ahead.

- Yeah. - Yeah. - Come on, Derby. (laughter) - Let's go, George.

- Yeah. - Is he still play? - Yeah, but I think he's out right now. - Yeah, he heard, he broke the stress fracture in his rib. - Yeah.

- I don't know anybody in baseball anymore, I think. - I think everybody I used to know is old now. - Who do you know? - Kenji Elchin? - Kenji Elchin?

- Who? - Christian Yelko, whatever. - That's a crazy pool. - Yeah, it was David's a very specific. - Yeah, he's great, yeah.

- I'm surprised that was your guy. (laughter) - Yeah, Aaron Judge, show hey, Bryce Harper. - You're naming current players. - Yeah, but they're like old now, right?

- Well, you can be kind of old in baseball. - Okay, yeah. Justin Verlander doesn't play anymore. - I don't think so. - Okay.

- That's the only picture I knew of. - Yeah, that was my guy. - Steven Straussberg, we're looking up, we're looking up some drysdale stats. - Very funny, 'cause Christopher Sanchez

for the Phillies would set the record for scoreless endings for the Phillies, and he was close to the all-time, but the all-time is held by fuck up because his name is a Dodger, whatever.

But second place was Drysdale from the bags on U Drysdale,

He was like 53 and 2/3. - Who had record was 54?

- A pinch hitter from the Phillies came out.

- He said the bags on, yeah. - Got a fucking sack fly in the face. - Standing to ruin his record. - Didn't kill that one here. (laughing)

- Drysdale's with his primo whore. (laughing) Come downstairs, the fucker's still pissed. (laughing)

“- A light, I think they meant to say all right.”

They'd tied a light, quick break from his show. For a special segment called More Less, Play Off Edition, and it's brought to you by Price Picks, a preferred partner of the NBA. The NBA finals are here, and Legacy's on the line.

Who's looking sharp? And who's just like a pedestrian on the court? - Like what there was a pedestrian on the court. - Is that what it's like? - I know.

- He took the selfie. - Yeah, it was pretty great. - Watch that happen. - Yeah. - He ran right by us, it was awesome.

- Someone, yeah, someone was like someone just ran on the court and I missed it. (laughing)

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- He did run, like, while he was moving down the court too. He just, there was just a guy running. That's so wild. - Lamar, who do you think's looking sharp? - Good, cats looking pretty sharp.

- Yeah, cats looking sharp. - Yeah, cats looking sharp. - Yeah, yeah, I'll go more on whatever his numbers are. - Okay, yeah, you like cats. - Wow, nice.

- After all that. (laughing) - Please begin with your NBA finals picks, make sure the players are playing this week. - Cat, you're going with cat.

- Yeah? - What are you thinking? - This is what we're thinking for picks this week. There you go. Lamar says cat.

- More. - Yeah. - Cat, more. - 14 and a half for cat. I like that.

- I go more for sure. - More. - Yeah. - What about what's when be at? - He's kind of due tonight.

Although this will be out what tomorrow. - She. - Yeah. - He's due. - He's due.

- More or less, which teams or players are getting too much or not enough attention?

“Do you think it's not getting enough attention, Lamar?”

- Cat. - Deer and Fox, who's my favorite player? - You like Deer and Fox? - Deer and Fox, love to see some kings. - Yeah.

- Deer and Fox needs more attention. - Yeah. (laughing) - He's all right. - All right, get it on the action to make it pick.

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That's code drenched to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5. Price picks, a preferred partner of the NBA. This is good, Lamar. What's going on with you in your life?

- Fill us in, man. - Uh, I'm chillin' right now. Try and do more shit, still chillin'. - I'm chillin'. - I'm chillin'.

I got a cop shirt, I'm gonna do more cop things. - Got a cop shirt, you're gonna do cop. - You got to pretend to be a cop. - You got any impersonating officer? - Yeah.

- They're drawn in line on the internet. - You're gonna pretend to be a cop on the internet? - Not like for real. - No, I mean, but what are you gonna do? - Just like, just like some get some.

I'm gonna pretend to do a house call for a guy. He's gonna be yelling at his girlfriend and I'm gonna go over there and we're like, yeah, do you got a chill? - I mean, there's a bog, I'm like,

- Take a hit at it, many offers me hit. Now we'll be comin' best runes. - Nice. - Is this a sketch? - What are you even talkin' about?

- It's just thinkin' stuff I was gonna do. - You know what'd be a funny sketch? If you're the cop and you come in and it's a domestic dispute and then you also hit the woman.

(laughing) You go, what'd that bitch say? (laughing) - Square up. - Yeah, okay, yeah, it's square up then.

(laughing) - There you go. - Just let 'em fight. - Yeah, let 'em fight. (laughing)

- What's this strong right?

“- I like the, is it cop, is it, what kind of cop shirt?”

Is it like, just like, like, what cops wear? - No, it's like a, it's like a button down shirt and it says, "Cop right here." (laughing) (laughing)

- Okay, that is what cops wear. (laughing) - Cop. - Cop. (laughing)

- This is cop right over there. - Nick, can you hear me that officer who's hat over there? - It's a little preview, it's a little preview for the mayor. - Yeah, you're gonna need to, all right, that's cool, you could probably get away with that.

- I'm gonna do something. - I'm gonna get rid of the cop. - I'm gonna do some good readies with me as a cop. - Get ready with me. - Wow.

(laughing) - Thank you. - Yeah, that's good. (laughing) - I feel official.

- I like the brim looks. (laughing) - No, no, I like it. - I'm gonna wear that with little styroves. - Yeah.

(laughing) - You're a nurse, shock yourself. - You're sick, bowl. Show me you're pussy, you're a one to shoot, yeah. (laughing)

- Can you like show me your pussy, yeah? - Yeah. - No, that's a red light cop. - That's a red light cop, if you're serious. (laughing)

- Just red lights on the top of the corner.

(laughing)

- Yeah, cop with, he's already handcuffed yourself.

- Yeah, he's got a dress red lights. (laughing) - I have, when cop lights are purple, you know, you ever see those? - I don't say I have.

- Oh, okay. - I've never seen, wait. - Really? - I think that's pretty clear. (laughing)

- Yeah, coming to get you, there's a red light

“in the blue light, and I think when they like,”

- Oh, sure. - There's like the purple in the middle. - Yes. - That's when they're mixing, right? - I would imagine, yeah.

- Yeah. - You're seeing into, like, - You're seeing the fractals. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, sure.

- He's so high, he's such a cargo, a calm cargo. (laughing) - The purple's in the middle. - Purple cop car. - There is purple in the middle, man.

- There must be for the most, yeah. Must be for the most high frequency crimes. (laughing) - For the purple police.

- Yeah, that's not almost guy.

- Yeah, I mean, when we were walking after Nactus back to the market, this homeless guy started following us. I saw him, he was like standing in the middle of the street. And then when me and Charles walked back, he just started following us, he was like, fuck.

- Yeah. - And then he was like, can I get some money? And then a couple of lads showed up and we're like, "Yeah, can we get a picture?" And then the homeless guy who just went from me

and he was like, "Can I get a picture?" Like, (laughing) - I'm really, really changed to, please help to. - Yeah, just like, yeah, fuck you, fuck you. - Yeah, yeah. (laughing)

- No, I think you have a shirt. - He had a shirt, he had taken it off. - Yeah, true.

“- They pop those things off, left and right.”

- You haven't talked about this something? - Nice. - They grew up in one of the homeless guys. - You what? - They grew up in one of the homeless.

- Yeah. - He ran into the homeless guy, it was one of his bro's keys. He said, "Crody, I need pencils, pretty high on my face like top eight." - Whoa, he's top eight. - He was even top eight, we were real close.

But he started trying to be like a thug for fun. Like he had, I don't want to say too much about his life. - Sure. - But he liked a good upbringing and he didn't need to do that. - And took the fun and get to and trouble.

- We could have seen him since I saw him. I saw him when I was walking with Sean. - It's here, down here. - Yeah, it was like, "Oh, Austin from reddit." And he was talking to me and Sean were walking

and he pulled up on us and I don't think I've seen him since that day. - Yeah. - Yeah. - That's awesome.

- Yeah. - That is. - I don't have any news. - Can you get me? - It's up, dude.

- Yeah. - I'm homeless.

- Can you get me the first guy out?

- I don't have the whole. - I don't have the whole. - He did get pissed because I tried to fix. But when I saw him, 'cause I still had like, you know. - Yeah.

- I was like, "You're not going to shake my head." - And I was like, "Well, now I gotta." - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah.

- That's it. - That's it. - He's right. - You know what I mean? - I wouldn't mind bringing back the my space topic.

- I know. - You know what I mean? - You know what I mean? - Yeah. - Be honest.

- I'd love to be an adult man mad at another adult man, being like, "Yo, I'm not your topic." Maybe you've got a girlfriend in the air to like, "Move her above your boys." - Yeah.

- So you can get some pussy. - Yeah.

“- Well, I don't remember that, but I believe you.”

- Yeah. - Do you, do you pin context? That's like a top eight. - I don't really love to do mine and those. - Well, on your phone.

- Yeah. - You have pinned context? - I do. - That's your top eight, dude. (laughing)

(laughing) - I mean, I haven't done it forever. - I think Andy and Nate are in my, in Sean, you guys are in my top eight twice. - That's nice.

- Oh, wait. - That's cool. - Take it out of those. - Matt, soda, of Connor, Billy McCuscare, and McEver. - Yes.

- It's a good one. - I haven't, but this is from like, - I haven't done it all the time. - I haven't done it all the time. - I haven't done it all the time.

- Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. - It's a good podcast. I think we're doing good.

- No, it's fine. - I think we can fucking did it again. We can kill it again. - Yeah. - Well, I don't.

I would like to know what's going on with you. - Can you explain why you're so chipper? - I know, I can't explain it. And I'm kind of worried about it. - Yeah.

- He's been running. - Are you been running? - Oh, yes, yeah, he told me that. - Nice. - A jog dearly or this week?

- Yeah. - But my jog on Monday. - Yeah. - Yeah, residual jog. - Yeah, I'm, you know, it's nice.

I feel good. - Yeah. - residual jog. (laughing) - Yeah, I'm working off a residual jog from 2018.

- That was the last time I jogged. - It's crazy, it's still full good. Yeah, it's still got that runters out there. - Yeah, yeah. (laughing)

- I went to death planet G.J. today. - Yeah, I mean, I walked in and it didn't see any of my friends there, just like, oh my god. - Yeah, you got to leave. - You fucking shit.

- Yeah. - I think I got to leave. These guys are gonna kill me.

- Oh, I walked right back out.

- Yeah, that's embarrassing. - Yeah.

“- You should've hit him with a little thigh rope.”

(laughing) Somebody gets full mount. - You just go. - Oh, my god. - I got that news for you, though.

- Yeah. - Oh, not the fucking nut. (laughing) - You think you won? (laughing)

- Yeah, that's like a Batman villain. - Yeah, you really don't. - I rubbed. - What? - Well, just...

- That's skunk. (laughing) - I'm not gonna get close to it. (laughing) - You feel.

- Yeah. - You can't hurt me, this actually feels better for me. (laughing) - Yeah, this is what I like. - No matter what type of G.J.J.

you put on me. - I've got to go. - Yeah.

- You got to do that cop, came in his pants.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - That's the G.J. first. - Yeah, stop, bro, I'm shooting. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. (laughing)

- Comptured. (laughing) - So what, yeah, I don't really understand the cop shirt plan. (laughing)

- I'm just gonna, I don't know, I'm gonna put it on, I'm gonna set my phone up. - I'm just gonna see what happens. (laughing) - I don't know, I think it'll be great.

- You know what, speaking of this, you mentioned this a couple of weeks ago, but the food show. - Food show is great. - You should wear the cop shirt

and get free, free, maybe.

“- You should start stealing valor at food trucks.”

- There you go. Oh, I also think a full military uniform would be awesome. - Yes. - You be like, I was a Navy SEAL. (laughing)

- Yeah, you're like, I'm actually, I'm a dornner. (laughing) - Of course dornner. (laughing) - I got out.

(laughing)

- Man, did they kill the fuck out of him, right?

- Yeah, they exploded. - Explode that house. - Yeah. (laughing) - It was like, yeah, I remember when they did that,

I was like, it's kind of sad how they just obliterated. - Like fucking, yeah, look like they got fathered. - Yeah. - That's a toll booth. (laughing)

- Did you got him, fellas? - Yeah. - A removable feast. - Yeah, you could be the new. You could dorn around and you're a copy uniform.

(laughing) - Do you know what was, is he the, is he the Tesla guy? - No. - No. - This is California, right?

- I think he was California. - He was California. - This guy, yeah, you, - I know what he looks like, I know, I know about his manifesto.

- Wasn't he like, didn't he? - Oh, bitch. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

“- I think he shouted out like, she fell.”

(laughing) - Yeah, he would like watch, stand up a lot. - Yeah. (laughing) - Well, I'm sure, I'm sure a lot of those guys do.

(laughing) - But, (laughing) - Capture, yeah, full military. And then you go to, are you gonna go to public places?

- He has no idea of what he hasn't thought of any of this. He still wanted his buy copy uniform. - Yeah, where did you get it? - Amy Shanker, she had a cigarette, and I was like, I'd buy it for him, he was like, yeah.

- That's so funny. - Yeah. - You're seeing what he's talking about. - Yeah, for a nice cop shit? - Nice.

- Yeah. - Maybe fits good. - All right, nice, that's great. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. (laughing)

- Cop. - I need to see it. - Yeah, that's the car. - Can we borrow it, it's in your car? - Yeah.

- You haven't brought it inside yet? - No, yeah. - You're saving it. - Yeah, yeah. - That's actually, that's nice too.

You can put it like in your back window and like be like, I can park here. - I'm like cop. (laughing) - I have a cop shit.

(laughing) - He's just copin'. - If you get pulled over, you gotta put it on real fast. (laughing) - Wanna cover, bro?

- Yeah. - I don't know if you can tell 'em. - I was just watching Reno 911 in the day and I was like, why don't I do that? - I was like, yeah.

- It's a great way to live. - It's a good watch show going. I'll do the show that I like. - Yeah. - Yeah.

- Oh, I don't need to cameras or a script. (laughing) - I'm just gonna start pretending I'm in Reno 911. (laughing) - And I am Neesey Mash.

- No. (laughing) (laughing) - It's just so happy. - It's very not.

The dopers, why you guys just such a good, do you guys hate Matt? - No. (laughing) - No fuck.

- That's not here and you guys are all so happy. (laughing) - I don't know. - Does he do stuff to you guys? - No.

- I don't. - That's nice. - That's great. It's been a nice couple of days. - Yeah.

- Great. - That's good. - When you guys came here yesterday, that was a low point for me. - Yeah.

- I didn't even come out of my room. They came, they set up all the stuff. - Yeah. - It's from my room, I was like, they can't.

- But I was leaving, I was like,

what else did he just would know? (laughing) - It was a tough one.

“- That's what we drank fucking white cloths.”

On the way, like white cloths in the van. On the way to the game. - It's Tommy move. - It was, yeah. - Yeah.

- Every time I drink white cloths, I get, - It was in the bathroom. - There it is. - Tommy got him, it was the surgical. - Was the blue cans?

- No, it was white cloths. - Oh, it was. - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it was regular ones. - What's the surge? - It's just like 8% white cloths.

- Oh, God, yeah. - That's crazy. They make a version, that's, yeah. - Yeah, they doubled the formula. - Yeah, that's evil.

- It's actually, yeah. - Yeah, that's going straight to the bumps. - Yes. - No one else drinkin' those. The surge is literally being handed to the bumps.

(laughing) - I gotta say, it's, I don't know if they're real, but I kinda like those videos where they, they give them less weapons in shit. (laughing)

- Solidarity one. - Yeah, it's a gone wrap in machete.

“- It's like, I go, oh my God, thank you.”

- I could use this. (laughing) (laughing) - It's probably not the best. - Yeah. - It's probably a terrible thing.

- Yeah, I wish you said, I wouldn't know what to do with this. - Yeah.

- I bet he cuts himself first, like real bad.

- Try to put it on. - He immediately was like swinging it. - He was doing it. - He was nice with a machete, right off of it. - He was at a shopping cart and the guy comes over and goes,

"You want 20 bucks or a gift?" - It was a gift. - Machete, you guys. Give me that 20 bucks. (laughing)

- That's a big buck. (laughing) - Oh, the strength in the buck. How did you not see that coming? - I want you to hand me a sword.

(laughing) - The bags on you, bag on you. - Yeah, the bag is on him. Now you're empty handed. - And dead.

(laughing) - You're getting stabbed. - Yeah. - With a sword in 2026. - Yeah.

- Give me those medical asses too. - Yeah, he took his glasses too.

“- Yeah, but, I mean, I'm sure that's a new Blair Witch.”

He's almost gay. (laughing) - That's actually a good actually. - Yeah, I don't know where we watch it. It looks like when the cats,

they can be put a GoPro on a cat. - Yeah. - Some of these cop videos are so good. - Oh, yeah, I see. (laughing)

- Yeah, it runs into another guy and they're like, (laughing) - I love those cat videos. - They're great, dude. - Yeah, they've made noise, they didn't know cats could make.

- Give me them, exactly. - Like, why are they like, we got a real hyper rat. (laughing) - That's nice. (laughing)

(laughing) - What else is going on, guys? What else is in the news? Other than the legos and thigh, jack and all of that. - Yeah, yeah.

- Yeah, nobody can explain why it's scary. - What else, yeah? What's the new? - No jobs, why don't job. - Water.

- Water I've heard about it, I don't like that. - Water scary. - Yeah. - People's electric costs go up like if you're near a... - Data Center?

- Yeah, I do. - I do. (laughing) - That's how I feel. (laughing)

- Data Center's jobs. - Water, dirt, and a derb. - They're taking their gyres and then they're giving it to Romans. - The Romans. - The Romans.

- The Romans. How do you say robots with a hard arm? - They think our robots working on like, maybe we'll labor jobs, like regular factory, just like pick this up, put this down, shit.

- They always put that though.

- But I mean like, what? - But now it's automated. - But yeah, it's like a different version. - I just like the R2. - We lost our factories in the '90s.

- We were just getting them back. - Yeah, like Amazon. (laughing) - It's still technically a factory. - Yeah, at least it's a job, yeah.

We're gonna lose that. And then we'll start dropping off the packages with drones. - Mm-hmm. - And we're never gonna be outside. - They drop off the package

and then they malfunctioning kicking the nuts. (laughing) - Oh my god. (laughing) - You're a real camera just. - Yeah.

(laughing) - Yeah, then you get locked out 'cause it's a human kind of face. - So it doesn't, yeah. - Those drone drop off videos have to become publicly available

'cause they're gonna be some of the best videos. - Yes. - So old people like that. (laughing) - Do you like package numbers?

(laughing) - Is it really that much cheaper for a drone to drop off all these things? - I don't know how they're gonna-- - I don't know long term.

- Oh, sure, yeah. - After like five years of having paid salaries. - Yeah, and also they're charging us for electricity.

it costs to create it or use it.

- Tease the drone. - Yeah. - They'd better fucking do something about that. - I know. (laughing) - We can't do it.

We're in the corporate talkers, dude. - Yeah. - Sleepy Dummy. (laughing) (laughing)

- Sleepy Dummy's up there, dude. - Sleepy Dummy. - Sleepy Dummy's farting and everyone's-- - Actually, he's that farting. - I know he's farting.

(laughing) - He keeps saying it's fake, he's farting. (laughing) - I know they're getting into the bottom of this. (laughing)

- Wait, you're talking about the video of the JDVans. (laughing) - There's multiple videos of Donald Trump farting. (laughing) - That's true.

- That's juicy, dude. - Yeah, that's what you say. (laughing) - Yeah, I know it's funny. (laughing)

- You would be the perfect casualty. - Investigate. - Which one's a high... - To Caprio and catch me if you can. (laughing)

- Yeah. - You're one of the best farters in the world. (laughing) Only you can detect the president's farting. - It's true.

“- I think you will have to go to DC this time.”

- Yeah, I might have to bring you the light out. (laughing) - I do give you permission to catch a thigh beat in the world. - Yes.

- That's what you permission. - It's open air, dude. You can't smell the farts in open air. - You think you put it outside, so he could fart. - I bet you said it's like a throne,

like an emperor or something. A wave from everybody, so he could fart. (laughing) - I'm just... (laughing)

- I'm just one. (laughing) - I'm just one. - I'm just saying dude, he's farting dude. - He's farting.

- I believe you. - All right, I'm with you on this. (laughing) - I think Trump's farting. - Do they have to be diabolical fart?

So he eats McDonald's. - Yeah, those parts must be crazy. (laughing) 80 gr of McDonald's. - McDonald's.

- It's fucking the faleo fish. Not even like a big thing. - That's it. - He is farting. - Wow.

- Wow. (laughing) - Well, I think they're all farting. - All right, no, no, keep going.

“- Yeah, I think they're all farting dude.”

- They're all done. - Yeah, it's true.

- Finally, somebody's saying it.

- God. - You need to run for office. (laughing) - Just be like, "I'm the only guy not farting." (laughing)

- Wow. - I, yeah. - I'll fart. (laughing) - Tell you about it.

(laughing) (laughing) - Tell you what, this guy. - Yeah. - He's actually farting.

- My opponent. - Yeah. (laughing) - He's farting right now. (laughing)

- Fucking stinks up here. He's been farting all of, he's been farting the entire time. (laughing) - That's a good strategy during debate. It's feel like this guy actually, he just stinks.

(laughing) - It's a really good one. - Yeah. - I don't know how no one's done it. - I know.

- It's mid debate, dude. I don't know if he goes to smell that. He's been farting the whole time. It's fucking gross. - You don't watch the other guy be like,

"Oh, I'm sorry, sir." - Senator. - Yeah. - I did, I've not-- - No, I have not been farting.

- I would have called fucking door knob. I would have called fucking safety. (laughing) - Watch your opponent melt. - Yeah, he didn't fucking--

- Dude, dude, did you just farted? (laughing) (laughing) (laughing) - It's right in the middle of a question.

- People kind of spas. - Yeah. - It's a lot. Like any car rider playing around if you're just like, dude, you farted, people didn't say like,

"No, I did not." - No, I didn't fucking tell you. (laughing) - I would tell you if I farted. - Okay, yeah, just trying to find out who farted.

(laughing) - Yeah. - The O'Conman was in there, right? - Yeah. - He's a good friend, not older up.

- Mm. - Yes, sometimes, but the O'Conman is a dead giveaway when it's him. - He has Trump, Trump, he inforts. (laughing)

- He is farts, you know. - Oh my god. (laughing) - I'm not a dad and I had one, it was so funny. - I've served him before, but there was one type

of me in O'Connor living together in Queens. And I was on the couch, he was on the other side. He was like, from me to the night.

I farted in within one second.

He was across the room, he was like, "Oh, I think I did you fart." I was like, "No." (laughing) It was just me and him, I just lied to him.

(laughing) - But I had to come clean. I was like, "I can't believe that hit you." - The thing, launched across the room. (laughing)

“- I was like a silent one, you know what I was supposed to do?”

- You wanted to do it. - Then one second later, he was like, "Oh." (laughing) - He was standing in the doorway. (laughing)

- Man, I found, I was looking through my phone in old videos from when we lived in New York, me Tommy and Chris, and it is really funny.

- No comment was, "On one in New York, dude."

- Yeah. - He was crazy. - Yes.

“He would just wear giant baggy, rocky shorts.”

He would wear like American flag gym shorts. - Just stand and eat and shit. (laughing) - He was just hammering me. - I'd come home, they'd be playing fucking

virtual video. (laughing) He'd be playing virtual videos. - Yeah. (laughing)

- Yeah.

- Everyone shut the fuck up.

- I don't know. - Chris down one would be in the kitchen, while we'd be in the living room. They'd be screaming at each other. - Yeah, he'd fucking get the ammo.

Fuck. (laughing) - Fuck. (laughing) - That'd be all done for me.

(laughing) - Shit, fat. - Tommy was getting fucking shit. (laughing) - I got the bid.

- Yeah.

- Got the bid, people love it.

(laughing) - Oh, you're hammered. (laughing) - Soon as the left is fucking the left. I was like, "Oh, you're drunk, dude."

- That's for me.

“- There's fucking guys asked for August,”

"Socks, got for bid, people love you." (laughing) - Oh, you drunk. - This is 11 a.m. - So you're drunk, dude.

(laughing) - That's crazy, you drunk. (laughing) (laughing) - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

What else you got? You got one, Nate, come on. - That's enough. I'm excited about the game tonight. - Yeah, the game's gonna be fun.

- That's all I'm... - Can't wait to watch. - I'm gonna try to give Josh harder half of. - Ooh. - Oh, my God.

- That's my me. (laughing) - My man. - Oh my God, hitting that at the finals, court said. - It'd be nice.

- I'm not, I'm not court-sad tonight. (laughing) - I'm running out of money. (laughing) - I can't keep going to these days.

(laughing) - It's all like, I got nothing. - All right, we've done it.

“I think people are gonna really enjoy it.”

Lamar, Charles, what a treat. - Thank you. - Thank you guys. - Thank you for having me. - Watch new episodes of Matt and Shane

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