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All right. This one's so hard. The first one's like the hardest
question. I can't even imagine answering this is from Emily Jane McGinnis. What advice would you give someone turning 30? Give us the 30 era real real. 30. That's hard. 30. I'm almost double that. So let me think. I think
30 is like you start to believe you know a bunch of stuff. And we may have talked about this before. Yeah. This is my theory on when you're in your 30s. Yeah. It's a real set up because you've got through your 20s, right? You know your dipshit when you're 18. Yes. When you go through
your 20s, you get to the end of that and you think now I know everything. Right. And then you become one of those and sufferable people who think they know everything. Yeah. And you're actually just 30. Right. Where you actually start to realize that you don't know anything. Right.
“And you should know things. You should. But you”
won't till probably you're early 40. Right. You're still as dumb as you were when you were 18. But now you just have like a bunch of bills and a shitty job or some post great job. You think you're supposed to be doing things with your life. Which you don't. You're not. No, it's
still too early for all that. Now you're you're just like solidified some stuff like now there's ground under your feet. Right. Be still don't know anything. I think the thing my thing would be just to not think about yourself in your 30s. Think about yourself older like in
your 40s. And where do you want to be then? So everything you're doing in your 30s is as important as you think except for the fact that you want whatever you're doing, you want it to be so that your 40s person will thank you. Because that's a more important part. Perfect advice. Yes.
It's just like be aiming in the direction of. Yes. But you know that isn't one singular path. Right. So that you like if you get to the neighborhood of where you want to be. Yeah. Right. I thought I wanted to be a sitcom actress when I was 24 years old. Wow. And I moved here to do that.
Yeah. And then I went and actually started auditioning for things was like I want no part of any of this. But I sure did run my mouth about all my dreams and whatever. And it's like you get to step back and reassess and then go, okay, well, I tried that. It didn't work and/or I didn't like it.
Yeah. So now I'm going to start again and do something. Like know that your five-year plan has to be broken down and rebuilt every three years. Totally. And don't don't judge your own life based on everyone else is like even your best friend. Totally different trajectories.
And it doesn't matter. Like what your trajectory is right now. It's not going to be what you think it is. It's going to be something totally different for everyone. Yeah. So just relax. And look at yourself from big picture outside of yourself through the eyes of your grandma or someone that really loved you and
be nice about it. Yeah. And remember you could die at any second. It's true though. Okay. You think we did
“that one? I think so. Okay. Oh, this is hilarious.”
And I relate to it very much. This one's from at little engine that can't even on Instagram. It's good. And they wrote in asking, how do you convince a contentress older father to go to the doctor? Oh, I had to do that recently. Did you really? Yeah. What'd you do? I said, I'm making
you an appointment with a doctor that I have. He's amazing.
And I'll meet you there. Yeah. Because I knew he wouldn't come if I just told him to. And then I said, I'll make you the appointment. But he was like, I got it. And he went. I was really surprised you did. What about you? Probably the same. You're dad probably just want to go to a
Point.
role follower. And he, I think he still has my mother's voice in his head because that's if anybody avoided stuff like that or wasn't going to do there, you know, when you're, you have to get a colonoscopy when you're 40. All those kind of things. She would just be like, Oh, really? So just you're
going to be a rebel with this. And then so and so goes on diagnosis. Like she would argue that logic all the time. He's right now. He just goes. Yeah. I think that. And then you have to make it seem like not a big deal. Like just go to the doctor. It's not a big deal. And then step by step. Like
start from the beginning. Like, did you make the appointment? I'll meet you there. Like all of those little steps. Yes. You have to be there, unfortunately. They're like children. Yes.
“I mean, and also this modern life is very difficult for”
people to grow up in the fucking 50s or 60s. Right. We're like, just just download the app dad. It's like they don't know what you're talking about most of the time. And be honest, you kind of don't either. Right. So like anything that's like the technical part. Yeah. I think that's
great. Mark, you were just like, Hey, I'll just be there a few of questions. Yeah. Or like, I'll take notes. I said, what do you feel better if I were there? And he said, Yes. And like, so I went. And that was like, Yeah, important part. It's good. That's really nice. Yeah. You body doubled
for old Marty. Oh. Because also it's like my dad's in my dad goes in and won't let us go inside. Right. And my sister's like, right. But he can't repeat anything that the doctor's exactly. He doesn't hear it or remember. Yes. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's tough. It is tough.
We received a bunch of requests asking our advice about
“baby names of all things. I mean, they're going to come”
to the source. Because what are we known best for? The naming babies. All those babies. Oh, we name. Okay.
The first one is Gali Hilligan from Instagram says
what should my wife and I name our baby? No. Holy Hilligan, obviously. No info. Like, we're not going to cross the baby. No gender. No. Yeah. Pick one name. I mean, Gali's a cute first name. Gali. What about Mortimer? Like, if you're going to
give us nothing, we're going to give you nothing. Um, what about Richie Rich? Yeah. Boy or girl. Okay. And because then people think they're rich, which is all people need these days. Okay. Boom. We did that one. Mica from Instagram says a little Miley's give us a
little more information. My baby boy is doing two months and we cannot agree on a name. You decide. Please. But no, like suggestions. Can I say the
first thing that popped in my head? Yeah. I would just
“try to think of a man's name of like what's a good name?”
Which I would say a name like Mike is a good name. Like a solid old fashion name. Okay. But I'll be honest. The first name that popped into my head was Buster Posey who was like used to be the catcher for the giants. Buster Posey. How do we bring back like,
Buster is a fucking great boy. Oh, lucky lucky. Or sharky shark. I know I did. I was there was a name in a book. I was listening to recently that I liked a boy's name. That I thought sounded strong and normal, but not everyone would have it. Okay. I think everyone. No,
everyone has that name, right? Everyone. Oh, my God. Corbin Corbin. Sure, Corbin. After Corbin Bernson from a long order. Sure. I mean LA law. Sure. Okay. We got that one. I took tip 082 from Instagram. Ask I need a name for my baby. Girl. I have a daughter
Elena, E. L. E. And I am due with my second in August. Okay. Girls name. What if um, if they want to do ease like that, you know, Elena's name? Two like that. That's fun. So what's an E name? Eleanor. That's a great name too. Yeah, and they can make color. Let me.
And then she can go the rabbits. And like later on, you can have a really funny mice and men joke. Bobby Gray. Eleanor and Elena. That's nice combination. Yeah. And ladies are very cute, lady. You nailed it. I was going to say, um, you know, Michaela with um,
I C K A Y L I Y A. That's every chance. I'm cancelling you. It's not just cancel.
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I'm a millennial who got into the two game later in life.
The tattoo game.
“I want a ridiculous tramp stamp to add to my collection.”
Oh, wow. How come? Why? And so the question is this, spice girls tribute or my favorite animal, a humpback whale. Those are the choices.
So let's first of all, we'll go back and forth and we'll
talk about that choice and what choice we would make. And then what's the third option they're not considering that maybe would help that choice? I think. That's the third option.
Not doing that. Between, if you had to, liver dice, spice girls humpback whale. Well, tramp stamp. Obviously humpback whale, because spice girls mean nothing to me. Oh, what's the, wow.
I think we just started some beef here. I mean, I don't hate them. But that's grossing. Nothing to do. I was in high school at that time.
I was on drugs. I didn't care when they, you know, it's just like you. I have a feeling that you got with lovers, but you didn't care about your friends. Is that true?
Maybe that's the problem here. Is that that? Yeah. You felt really cold out by that song. Okay.
So I asked someone with a, with a C themed tramp stamp.
An ocean themed tramp stamp.
Oh, yes. How do you feel? Thought you were saying it about yourself. I'm like, what is it? No, you have a salmon.
My salmon on in my tramp stamp. I would say this. Don't go blue whale. Yeah. You can have favorite animals and not put them on yourself.
Or if I had a, if blue whale was my favorite animal, I'd be putting it like somewhere I could see it. I just like, I think John array has a blue whale tattoo on his arm. Well, I was just going to say, if it's your favorite animal,
“you should put it in place where you can see it.”
Because I don't realize I have that stupid tramp stamp on my back anymore. And I would love to have it removed. Because it is just dumb and is for nothing. I think there's something to be said for a simple design. That's pretty or, you know, cool or whatever as the tramp stamp
rather than an actual thing. So what you're saying is the silhouette of all five spice grows. Yeah. But, but in the shape of a whale. Get both.
What if the five of them are writing a whale? Oh, my God. You fucking solved it. Get that immediately. Send us a photo.
We need to see that. Amazing. Okay, just did that one. We're so good at this. Because you know why?
We care. We're really trying to help people.
I do care. But we don't want you to get a tramp stamp. But if you insist, then it has to be a whale with all five spice. I'm not funny that it's like kitchen out. I get a tramp stamp.
It's like been so long that we got our tramp stamps. That it's now like ironic to get a tramp stamp. The feeling that I'm feeling watching all the clothes get bigger again. Yeah. Where it does.
I don't care about any of it anymore. Yeah. And for so long, the pants were so tight on me. I know. And now they're big with a big shirt.
It's the height of fucking fashion. Don't. And like belting it. I have that stupid. I have a complaint to father time.
And he doesn't care. Okay. Okay. This one is from Renifer Coolidge on Instagram. Okay.
Here's my drama. I can see the face on the moon. My girlfriend can't. Can you see it? Yes.
Yes. So that's our advice to you. Your girlfriend's wrong. Break up in that relationship, Renifer. Yeah.
Your girlfriend needs glasses. Sorry. Or your girlfriend is fighting whimsy. I was just going to say that. There's like a whimsical problem here.
Yes. It's like, I used to have a boyfriend that would do stuff like that. Where they're like, they love to argue. Yeah. That like, I had a, I had a, a tote bag that had like a saying on it.
Yeah. There was like, if you hang around a barber shop, you're going to get a haircut. Yeah. Maybe like, that doesn't mean anything. And I'd be like, it literally absolutely means.
Absolutely. And it's a good piece of advice. And it's also kind of wise. And it's just like, it literally doesn't mean it. And it's just like, like, why you're being contrary.
Yeah. Like, so make your thing. Break up. Break up with the person who refuses to see the fun. Little character that isn't important.
But no. But won't be there with you and go there with you. Yeah. They got to go. And also if you can't see the face on the moon or you don't, or you're going to stand around
arguing that there isn't one there. Yeah.
“Go over to the fucking JPL or something and become the rocket scientist that you need to be.”
But everybody else is just like, this is a human experience. Totally. Finding faces in like, are a cloud. Yes. Or whatever it is.
Open your goddamn eyes. Try it sometime. Break up with them. Okay. Last one.
Someone wants us to pick a lottery. No. Yeah. I thought what if we did it. I know.
Let's really focus right now. Okay. How many are we back in four seven? Seven numbers one through 35. Yeah.
So let's pick. Okay. You go. You pick three. I'll pick three and then we'll pick one together.
Eight. Uh-huh. Eleven.
Uh-huh.
I'm doing the low ones. Okay. Can do the higher ones. Twenty three. Uh-huh.
Okay. And then I'll go. Uh. Thirty three. Forty two.
Forty nine.
And then I think we're over 35.
Right. Okay. Then. What did you say? I ended on twenty three.
I believe. Okay. So twenty six. Thirty one. Thirty five.
And then. No. Then that's it.
Do you want a power ball in there?
Yeah. Eleven. Eleven. Did we already do it? Eleven.
Nine. Nine for the power ball. Whatever that was. We don't know. Good low America.
Half. It says if I win, I'll share. So that's from Chloe Ham on Instagram. So thank you. And you're welcome.
Chloe. You're welcome. I hope. Please spend it wisely. Don't.
crazy what the fuck shopping spree. On drugs. Just like really drugs. Good drugs. And the money. Share them with us. Also absolutely get an Uber driver. Yes. Absolutely get a driver that day. No. No. Yeah. Please. All right. That's our advice to you. Yes. Well, thanks for listening to our advice. Our great advice. Have we ruined any lives yet? If your life was ruined by our advice, please write in. Yeah.
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