Dan Soder, Knicks Whomp The Sixers, The Hungover Episode, Hot Seat/Cool Throne + FAQ’s

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We are going to recap a bad night for Philly on Monday night. Max's bachelor party is over and it's basically like what Cinderella came turn into a pumpkin. He's coming back to earth. This is also going to be the hungover episode. So we had the somewhat drunk episode on Sunday. This is going to be the pick up the pieces. Everyone is feeling it. We are still in LA. We're getting ready for our live show. And we got hot sea cool trauma finishing with FAQs. Is that correct? FAQs. So great Wednesday

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it's going to be my, I want to see. Oh, did you see the Cardinals pitcher May any, he wears number three and he was pitching on May 3rd. No, I did not see that. Pretty fun. Cool. Wild. Wow. Yeah. This is the day five of the road trip, the Hangover episode. We've got an awesome episode. We have Dan Sodor on. We're also going to do some choose your own adventure because we have our live show tonight. How we feel in boys? How's everyone feel? I feel great.

“I feel really good. Yeah. Yeah. Really good. I think you probably feel better than really good.”

I feel great. Yeah. I slept on the car ride from. Sure. Yeah. It's too LA. Yeah. We pulled into LA. And so we took the car ride from Vegas to LA. It's about five hour drive. I expected everyone to sleep. PFT and I stayed up. We ripped. I would say conservatively three hours of immaculate grace. It's about three hours. I told Big Cat that if there was a sneaky GoPro,

podcast because of how bad we were at a macular grid. But at one point Big Cat was like, is there such a thing? It's just like a macular quarterback. Yeah. We do a macular grid just for

“backup quarterbacks. Yeah. Because like I think every time we didn't know an answer to be like,”

did you guard the menu, please? Yeah. Tommy fam. Yeah. Tommy fam. Tommy fam. I was looking for that Tommy fam. And then Hank to his credit. Hank did participate. He's kind of underselling himself a little bit. Hank would chime in from time to time, yawning in his sleep. Just the craziest yawning. I know that we've talked about Hank's yawns before. He was letting him fly to a point where like, you were laying in on a little thick. I think those are natural yawns. He was making. He was sleeping

and I've never heard anyone sleeping make more like bodily noises. Yeah. There was at one point.

He was dead asleep. He coughs sneezed and burped all within like a five minute span. But the he was ever was dead to the world, rightfully so. Yeah. Hank also did wake up. I don't even think you woke up. You were still sleeping. You go, you go, practice and bury. Yeah, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he just goes, that wasn't that bad of a drive. And I immediately was like, no, it wasn't that I stopped. It was like,

holy shit dude. You were asleep at 95% of that. And we had Max was dead in the back, rightfully so

“Zach had the rare. I think PFT asked him when we were at the when we stopped once if he was hung over”

and Zach was like, I'm still drunk. And he was sitting shotgun just in and out of sleep.

It was a hell of a drive boys. It was quite a drive. Yeah. I appreciate man in that shit because I still

know glasses. I don't think I'll ever get him back. Were you, did you search for him again? I went, I went on a reconnaissance mission. I did. And I came back home no glasses. What time was your reconna, reconnaissance mission to the cabaret, reconnaissance mission the cabaret was post show, probably like maybe two ish probably two to am to am. And I didn't get my glass to win. I got back in like eight, but like time sir, I think it was you got to go, you got to find your

glasses. I think the same way. Every ask she has to be uncovered. Zach with every, every time I was rejected. Every dark, every dark place inside that club. Zach, you did a very through a job. Well, you know now, for fact, that like your glasses, they can't be in there. Yeah. There's no way.

And if they are, they're in the the most hidden spot, one could ever be. Oh, I know a couple of

them. Yeah. There's a couple of those there. I thought I checked all of them. Hold it once. So Zach comes back and goes. You come back after you're done looking. Obviously, you're mentally and physically exhausted from all the looking you're doing. And you're like, got to get some sleep, got to get some shut out. We got a big drive tomorrow. So Hank goes or Zach goes to sleep in his hotel room. And then and then Dom big gets assistant. He comes out to me. He's like,

let's go. I want to show you the room right now. I want to show you the state that Zach's in. So we go in there and Zach was just passed out with his bomb alarm clock firing full volume next to his ear. Like we could hear it down the hallway. And you're just not moving at all. But actually, Zach, I think we now can say like, you have, you have an actual sleep issue. If you're not waking up to that, we have to wake them up manually. I think we knew that. Yeah, we do know that.

We absolutely knew that. I checked the some the app summary for the week. It said I was waking up from alarm less than one minute. But then I go back and I see that video. The summary couldn't be more worse or more off. Yeah. I also could have been Dom hearing the alarm and then turned your alarm off. If you had to do that, I'm so sorry. Yeah. I was also the most excused, sleep and possible. Because you, I mean, think about all the energy you have to expend to go search

for your glasses for six hours alone at a stroke clock. And when you don't have your glasses, you have to look even harder to see. Yeah. So you're like squinting this up. You saved zero story. We've just said. No, that's not true. That's not true at all. So I think I think what you have to have is that what we've learned from this week is you need like the best alarm clock for you is another human being that's in the room with you that hears your alarm going off. That

“will then wake you up. I think that's where we're at where you have to have. I was saying yesterday”

to call, you out, you should almost like have a kid and hope that it grows up to be Ben Marjera. Yeah. I'll just wake you up every morning, but I'm like slapping this shit out of you. Being the shit out of you. That is when we get up. Yeah. But we're all here. We're all live. And on Monday night, the city of Philadelphia had a little, it was kind of like a wake-up call. Like, hey, that was a fun weekend. Max's bathroom party was awesome. Flyers lose in over time,

which they, that they had so many chances. Sixers got dummy. Max. Yeah. Silver, you know, that was a scheduled loss. That was an NBA scheduled loss. I have a question about the schedule loss piece. There is no, no game in this series that is more than one day in my house. So there's a schedule loss series. It's not a great schedule. It's not a great schedule for the boys. Yeah. Did you watch the game? I did. I watched the game.

on at the same time, where the basketball game was just completely over. So I switched over to the flyers game.

And then I watched it. And then that happens, by the way, they got to figure that out with, like,

“if you have, the city has two teams. You have to decide. So I had, I had it on on my, on my phone”

in my, as a, as a second screen, but I checked, I checked out in the third quarter for sure. There was no point. What, how do you feel, because this is, this is the, I agree that it was a schedule boss. But it was a loss show was game one of the Celtics games. Do you think we should get like get the starters out way before they did? I still, I actually saw some sixiers fans and like beat reporters being like, "Loki, this isn't that bad because much less minutes." Yeah, they all played

like 25 minutes. Yeah. And jail in Bronson was, he could not miss. There was no one on the planet was stopping jail in Bronson in that game. He made, he was making every single shot no matter

what. Yeah. He was incredible memes. You, you, you promised this. You said this on Sunday. You said,

you're going to win in five. You're going to fucking kill him. So game one, game one, we said on, on Sunday show that it, that we're going to get smoked. But so far, memes is the correct one. Well, the, the next just collect the after game three and they beat, the past three games we won by 25 plus and they just have a better team overall. I'm not going to hold anything accountable that Max said on Sunday. You slept up. Yeah, I don't know what. There were,

there were things that were going that people were telling me that happened in the show that I didn't remember happened in the show. Are you getting any backlash for the New York rich, Philly poor? I don't know. I haven't really looked at my social media too much past couple of days to be honest. Yeah. Did you, I know it was scheduled, but like scheduled, was it even demoralizing how bad the loss was? Yeah, that was bad. That was bad. That was nothing was good

about it except for the minutes. Like the next just absolutely dominated that game. But luckily the sixers have shown that they can get smoked in a game and come back and want. Do you

“think game one of seven games series? Do you think, do you think tips is rooting for the next?”

I think you always thought that you know he wants to be back in. I know I think a guy like

tips probably cares about the guys, but like fucking can't stand the jerseys. You know, like you can't stand the ownership. So I don't know. I don't know where this heart would be at, but the next look like they do look like they're just going to, it's going to be cakewalk for them to the NBA finals. Yeah. What do you think, Zach? I mean, very impressive performance yesterday. They're saying sixers might take it something to guys out that is good for you guys. It's a multiple

game series. Way to start the series. 40 point win. Love to see that. 39. Not quite 40. That's fair. I rounded up. I shouldn't have done that. Yeah. That's true. That's true. That was actually fucked up. That was fucked up. That was. I'll never round up again. They send this my best schedule lost for the sixers. Which is good. I was curious. Will it be any scheduled wins? Because we look great. Oh, that that folks was Zach's. We look great talking right there. We do look

good. Answer the question. Will there be any scheduled wins? I don't know scheduled wins because the schedule isn't favor of the next, but we'll have some on the court wins. Maybe. Okay. I do. I want to clarify. I don't necessarily think that the nicks are just going to blow through the entire ease. I think that the way they've been playing though, like they have to be feeling good enough about themselves where they have to think like we might just not ever lose until

we get to the finals. Yeah. They shot 65% but from the field of 50% from me said they're playing like that. They've been doing that like repeatedly. It's not just tonight or last night. It was, I mean, if that's the case, if they do that every single game of the best team in the history of the NBA. That's on the cards right now. Yeah. They have to be thinking, it's a perfect spot. New York is actually thinking right now like the nicks. There's a chance that we might be the best

“NBA team of all time. What if we never miss a shot again? That's what they're saying. They're”

literally saying that would be impressive. And I would tip my cat. Yeah. Hey, can you decide who you're rooting for in this series? No. I'm rooting for I'm just rooting. I actually did come to this realization last night. I'm rooting for the home team to lose every game. I want the fans. I want every fan of set at at at the games so that I guess. So you're you're all for one. Yeah. That would be six or yes. Sixers in seven. Sixers in seven. Yeah. You can't have. No, I can't have it.

I have to win one home game. So, but yeah, that that was what I came to the realization. You want nicks in seven at this point? No. Yeah. I don't think I can't. But we think what if it's a bunch of fans from New York that take the train down to Philly, they take over the stadium and then the sixers beat all the New York fans in Philly and front of nicks fans. I think seven games like at this point, I'm just rooting for seven games.

It's the most entertainment. It gives whoever in the podcast, the least amount of chance to win

that. So yeah, I'm rooting for a seven game series and I guess sixers in seven because I

“would mean they win at home or on the road. The game seven would be I believe the start of”

a great week. Yeah. I'm going to be a fun little wrinkle. Yeah. And then who are you rooting for the other side of these? Caps. Okay. So you want the caps to then smoke whoever wins the series. Yeah. Yeah. And then for them to get smoked. Yeah. No. I don't really, I don't, I don't, as long as it's not the thunder. I'm rooting for anyone but the thunder. So Lakers. I guess, I mean the Lakers, they're going to series. I hope the Lakers win the series. Yeah.

We're going to, we're going to do a choose your own adventure in a minute because we have our live show tonight. They're going to smoke. I completely agree. But yeah, it was tough. It's like, I was just kind of signed the whole time watching this game because I want to talk ship that and it's like, there's nothing to be said. Yeah. Because we lost the fucking sixers. Yeah. Does it set in? Yeah. No, my sign. It was like, that was the official set. This fucking

sucks. Yeah. And it's like all in the stock. It's where we are, we're a loser town. It's like,

“we're not playing, and we're just talking about. That's cool. We're talking about, you know,”

like Twitch streams and just could have showed a what is and off, off court stuff when it's like the playoffs are going on. Yeah. That's, it's just a bad spot to be in this stuff. Max, have you, like, when you're watching the game last night, did you have any thoughts in your head still of, like, how cool it is that you beat the Celtics? Or are you just fully, I mean, the stuff that thing is like any piece of super cool. Yeah. They got super cool. They got absolutely smoke. There's no,

there wasn't a ton of like positives while watching that game. Yeah. I'm just wondering if you've literally moved on from the stuff from the Celtics win because it was so it was a big deal for you at the time. Have we completely moved on? Are you still thinking that that was awesome? No, that, I mean, it went right now. I'm over, I'm over the Celtics win the Celtics win was fun, but now we're trying to win this year. You're in it. So the other game with the Timberall's spurs, which was an

awesome game, defense of battle in the first half, second half, it felt like the, the Timberall's, I mean, the Timberall's deserve all the credit in the world because they just, they play spoiler. I mean, they're injured. And the Anthony Edwards back, he wasn't 100% you could tell he wasn't. He actually blamed himself for a couple of moments afterwards in the, in the post game where you just, you know, there was like an offensive rebound sequence that we got blown by a couple of times.

He's not 100% but this team as a team, they just like Julius Randall was awesome. They figured out,

I know when Wemby was incredible in all these blocks, but it did feel like in that fourth quarter,

they figured out like how to get a couple buckets against Wemby. And it was partially getting really go bare off the court, but also like keeping guys engaged with Wemby and then finding away at the rim. And I love like Terry Shins, like I'm going to just keep going, like I don't care. That's just going to have to block them all. Right. Like Wemby got 12, he got 12 blocks with, that's an insane stat that he had. Yeah. There are some truthers out there trying to point out

some possible goal 10s that we've got when goal 10s was a big thing. One thing Wemby does, like, he's exceptionally good at. Sometimes he'll almost play like Madador defense, where he'll let the guy pass them and he'll stop. And then his arms are so long that he can then recover after he lets the guy pass them on purpose to block the shot. And he was, yeah, he was pinning some balls against the backboard, but the fact that the wolves kept going back

at him and they kept throwing up these shots. And they were getting some of the tips and deflections from Wemby that would then lead to open shots. Like there's strategies like fuck it. We'll let Wemby block as long as they don't retain possession. As long as Wemby's not like pinning them off the backboard coming down with them or grabbing them out of the air, we'll let him block a lot of shots. And we just trust our guys to make something happen. After all, they are dogs.

Well, the animals are dogs. The pups. We're calling them the pups now. Yeah, a bunch of people online. They were like, "Hey, we appreciate your support for the wolves. Call them the pups, though, because that's if you're not like it, you can't take T wolves, but pups is like the next up and coming. Thank you for them." And there's things that's an awesome coach. And they just, yeah,

“I think it's any time you doubt them, I think the spurs will have some answers. Wemby also”

shot like shit. I think he was over eight for three. Do you see also that moment where he was maybe the best non-block ever, where he almost blocked Anthony Edwards 3. Yes, like how is this possible? But it doesn't matter because the Timberwolves have dogs and they like turns Shannon stepping up in the moment. Nasrede. Nasrede, Mike Connelly, like just guys that have been there done that and maybe not turned Shannon, but guys who who are just not afraid, J.M.T.als are not afraid of the spurs,

and they showed it on Game 1. I will say to the spurs jerseys are just incredible. I know

there's like borderline like not even real because of some of the color schemes, but I thought the visual, not only the gameplay, but the visual of that game was sick. Yeah, the crowd, again,

Yeah, when I look at that crowd, I think I'm about to dig into like one of those grocery store

cakes that they've got the layers that are dyed at different colors. I look at that crowd, I get hungry when I use Taco Bell. Yeah, when I watch spurs games, I get hungry. It's like a Pavlovian thing. I think it's going to go seven. I think it's two very evenly matched teams,

“two very well-coached teams, but that's why we don't count the wolves out. Well, and like,”

you don't know where this is going to go with the wolves. Again, the Diva Chenzow injury sucks. Anthony Edwards, hopefully he can get to 100% some point in this series, but I like more than anything and this is going to sound like loser talk. I don't mean it this way because I do think the Tim rolls, like the way they play defense, they can beat absolutely anyone. It is like the last three years, like you can't tell the story of the playoffs, though, the Tim rolls. Because they just

every big moment, they don't blink. You know what I mean? Like they just, they're ready for

every single battle, starting with the play and game. Include yet, but including game one last night, again, San Antonio. And yeah, I think Wemby will probably shoot better, and I think what it castle, I think he fouled out, like he that might not happen. So it's like, there's there's some adjustments, but I also think the Chris Finch is a really fucking good coach and he's figured out away to maybe not, maybe not go to it all game, but like, hey, we can figure out ways to maybe

“score on Wemby when we actually need buckets late in the game. This is a game where dads will watch”

it and they'll be like, you gotta keep those blocks and bounds. Yeah, it's widening into the fourth row. It's not doing any good son. Mm-hmm. Absolutely. Okay, let's do should we do some choose your own adventure? Yeah. Before we do that, draft King, draft King sportsbook, the NBA playoffs are in full swing, and the intensity isn't letting up. Every night delivers high stakes drama, clutch performances, and unforgettable moments. You'll be talking about for years, and with

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Lost Hank, the uh... Listen, it's tough times right now for the show. We're all, we're all dealing with something right now. It was uh, if, if we could do it again, we maybe wouldn't wouldn't stack five days in a row. But it was hell, hell of a weekend. Listen, I'm actually doing okay right now because I follow doctors and instructions. Unlike Max, which is when you come off a week and like this, you have two beers. I had two beers last night.

At showbacks. We also didn't go out Sunday. I had to showbacks. I drank two beers, and then I immediately pulled the parachute. I got out of there. I was like, I'm gonna go home, go to sleep, get a good 10 hours of sleep in. So I feel fresh as Daisy, Max, on the other hand, refuses to listen to doctors or words. And every time you're like, just have a beer dude,

“he's just like, oh, it's so bad. I know it sounds bad, but that's what you have to do, Max.”

Your body needs you to do it. Your body needs you to do it. You have to do it. We're telling you. Actually, this is an order. We'll see. Okay. It's part of your job to drink two beers. She's small beers. Choose your own adventure. Caves, pistons? Caves. Yeah, I got Caves. I'm gonna take pistons tonight. Yeah, I'm gonna take pistons tonight. I'm gonna take pistons tonight. Yeah. What are the odds? I think they're minus three and a half. They are.

Yeah, I'm gonna take pistons tonight. Feel like I'm going off of just the fact that coming out of that seven game series against a magic team that plays really good defense. Maybe we'll feel a little bit easier to play against the calves. So that might, it might just be like, oh, yeah, this was, this is an as hard as it was playing against this magic defense. That's what I'm going with. That Caves by three. Do you know a crazy stat? I saw that since 2010, James Harden has played

more playoff games than 28 NBA franchises? That's very surprising. Yeah. I mean, he is in the playoffs

deep because we remember them. Yeah. We remember when it goes deep. I would assume the only teams

that he hasn't played more than are like the calves and the warriors and maybe the spurs. No, the spurs weren't in the playoffs for a little bit. Oh, you said since 2010. Yeah. So, oh, since 2010. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, they've got his four years. Maybe. Yeah. Maybe, but they've been less like five years. They have a couple of finals around. Yeah. They did a couple of finals. Still a crazy stat. Sorry. So, we have Caves, Max and I were taking Pistons. Exactly. You're

“the deciding vote. I think Caves are winning this evening. Okay. If Caves, maybe you ever take?”

Who do you want next round, memes? Oh, good question. We haven't advanced on the next round, but the Caves. Good answer. And then sound like Hank, the sound after game one, I said, we haven't advanced. But I can pick one to advance. It would be good. I mean, let's get really. You're not losing the series. No. You're the next. You guys have won. How many

games in row by 25? Phil, you already won. You're never going to miss a basket again. That'd be

so cool. You have the best starting line up in the entire NBA mean defense is another level. You said that. I agree with you. I didn't. You have Mr. Bingbong. Yes. We've been activated yet. But I didn't. I didn't say the best. Starting to win. I think I. I don't remember what I said. I'm sorry. I don't remember what I said. I don't remember what I said. I don't know what I said on something count. That's our club defense. Yes. Don't remember doesn't count. That holds up in court.

Uh, Thunder Lakers. I'm gonna run by 25. Yeah. Thunder? I'm gonna go Lakers. And I'm gonna go, we get the first ever father's son, double double, which should get by the way. If, if LeBron and Bronny, if Bronny scores double digits, that should count towards LeBron stats too. So like LeBron should get like, okay, LeBron has 45 points. At least half of them. Yeah,

“half of them. Right. Yeah, good point. Because Bronny had 10. So we'll add seven. Yeah. I think we should”

we should we should we should do a live choice for you right now. Hmm. Because you made a request for a shirt for tonight. Yes. You got two hearts of these. Hmm. Do we have? I wanted to get a Bronny to get off. There's two funny else. Oh, so I'm curious to see which one you go. So Tom hit me up and he was like, okay, they've got a youth medium or a adult double XL. Well, that was like that. Those are two great choices. Yeah. All right. Let's do a little fashion show. You want me to put it on? Yeah. Which one do we

think is going to look more ridiculous because I think that I have a choice. I have a choice. The XL is a double XL. I'm not going to lose you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Double XL is a funny. It's quite far because you're going to eat the youth medium. You're going to like kind of fit in. That is an insult, but he will. He will kind of fit in that. Yeah. I'm going to make a pledge.

“Okay. I think it's a youth large adult XL. Okay. I'm going to make a pledge by the way. And I will stay”

firm with this. I'm not. I think the thunder are going to kill the wakers in the series. I think the thunder are just way, way better. Not no duh. I'm not going to hold this against Lebron because the thunder are just that much better of a team. Unless, unless we get a fake Lebron injury, then we get, we get the Lebron injury and then yeah, that just fits. Dude, that just fits. Well, come on. Come on. Come show, come show. That fits. On the big one. Let's see the big one. I want to fix something

to fix it all. It does. It fits. It's a youth large. It's a youth large. Okay. That one fits. He's putting on the double. Do you know what I mean? Hank, like if we get after the series, Shoms reports of the game, no, if he takes himself out game three and then sets gate. Like if they

get blown out first two games, third quarter game three, he like hurts his arm or ankle or something

and then sets for game four. And then we get the report from Shoms, uh, like the next day saying, if they had advanced Lebron would have been out for three to five weeks. Is that an accelerator double exo? Thanks an exo. I think you're just exo. Okay, that was actually the exo. Yeah, I think you fit in every size. I'm like an animal. Yeah. I'm like a goldfish. I expand to the size of the tank that I'm put in. Yeah. Yeah, you know what I mean? No, Hank, with the Shoms suit,

he'll be like, yeah, you know, if they had advanced Lebron would have been out three to five weeks. Yeah, just just to prove that it was really real. So that's my, that's my pledge, PFT. I'm not going to hold this series against Lebron unless he does, uh, a fake injury. Yeah, when they're down like three out. Okay, what it, what now? What if Leuka comes back like game three and then the Lakers going a little run and the Lakers tie it to two. Then if they lose, would you then hold it

against Lebron? No, because I think the Thunder just better than the Lakers. Like I'm not, I'm not going into this being a blind Lebronator being like, oh my god, can't believe you

Rotal them in the regular season. Yeah. And I just expect them to throttle them again in this

series. Okay. So the spread is 15 and a half. Who? That's crazy. Yeah, just respect for the go. I'm a poor honey, I don't know. Yeah, a poor honey on your goat and what, what do they call a goats kid? What's the time of that? Uh, you. The kid of a goat is called a Billy. The code, oh no, the kid, the kid. It's a kid. Yeah, yeah, the kid. So the goat and the kid, that's disrespectful to you goat and a kid. What's the baby goat? It's a kid. It's, yeah. Oh, it is a kid.

Well, that doesn't. They go in the kid. That'd be the, that's why we have a podcast together. Yeah. So we call kids. How's that work? It was a baby kid to go. What are the other,

what are the other babies? I know a baby, a baby, a baby, a baby. I know a joys of kangaroo, right?

Joys kangaroo. Yeah. That's probably the best one. What's what are the other ones? Uh, what's a floppy? Is a kid is a fox a KIT? Or am I making that one up?

“All right. I'm going to look it up. I think a fox is doing a little fun. What are babies?”

Maybe animals. What are babies? No animals. Okay. Uh, squirrel is a pop kid or kitten. That's make any sense. Termite is larva. What's a, a whale is a calf. Alligator is a hatchling. Whale is. A whale bees also a joy. Whale bees are. Whale bees get slept on. They're cute as fuck. They're tiny, tiny little kangaroo. Yeah. Whales are our calves. Uh, a wolf is a puppy or a welp. A welp. Yeah, because that's what you call it when they're

sucking the, so should we call them in a soda welps? Well, I think they stop sucking the teeth. I think they grab, they're no longer on teeth. Okay. Oh, wombats also a joy would, uh, we got chicks, obviously. Hell yeah. Um, let's see. What other zebra is a colter or foil? What is, um, what about like a, I'm thinking of the other NBA teams that we can go through to figure out to make them a little. Yeah. What, what would be, um, I guess a calf trying to look a raccoon's

a cub bears a cub. Where's the baby Celtic? Um, I don't know. Doose. Oh, porcupine. He's, he's like, he's like 15 now. Yeah. It sucks. And they show like that kid is way too old now. Porgapine is a porcupine. Okay. Yeah. A platypus is a puggle. That's a cool one. Which is, what's a baby. Pog ever, Pog ever has a kid. We'll call them puggle. Yeah. A little puggle. Yeah. They're baby nick. I'm trying to think if there's any other cool ones I'm looking at them scrolling. KB. This is

some really interesting stuff right now. I know a monkey's an infant. That makes no sense to me. Well, what's a, what about a grizzly cub, right? Yeah. Okay. Trying to find if there's any other cool ones. Hog is a ferro. Do you guys got to fill in the times that I'm scrolling? Okay. What, when you would think of a baby? Oh, go to his also Billy. It's a kid in a Billy. What about a baby, a baby nugget? Baby nugget? Mm-hmm.

“Zach, I feel like that you're, you're a nugget actually. Baby nugget, would that be popcorn chicken?”

Yeah. That would be good. Yeah. Nice. Our gram. Yeah. What's, uh, uh, the king is a doffine. Is that what it is? The doffine? Yeah, the doffine. Whatever the, the kid that, the fat in France that everyone to kill, the French, uh, the fat French fuck that smelled really bad. Yeah. And they're like, we're probably, we should be done with monarchs after, after meeting this kid. What's the son? Zach? A son? Yeah. Oh, he's son. Is it, uh, a star? A star? A star, the son is a star.

So, stop. What? Did you take a R off? You, you're, I don't think you're allowed to use that word. I think only stars can use that word. We're, we're on a piston. Now, don't know. I think it's a cylinder. I don't know. I don't know. I think it's just a cylinder. Yeah. Yeah. You got it, Hank. What do I want to net? Is that just string? Yeah. Like one way. Just string, you know,

“ways. Yeah. Lay the laces. I think that'd be very cute. That's kind of like a little,”

a little shoe lace. He's just one single lace. Hey, guys. Welcome to the Brooklyn. I mean, I hope y'all win the basketball game. Yeah. You got to throw a basketball through me and win the prize. That was, I don't even know. We're having fun. We're having fun. We're having fun right now. We're having a good time. Um, what other, so wait, well, everyone's, everyone's thunder. You're, you're picking the lakers to win this game? Uh, not real. I'm picking the lakers to cover. Okay. I'm like,

lakers to cover. 15 and a half. And then you never know what Brownie. You never know. He's

doing it. I'll pick the lakers to win. Oh, okay. I don't know. Just somebody else. You can't, I'm Friday. Say, I don't know what I said. I'm Tuesday. I don't care about being wrong about this.

by 35 memes. Lakers by 26. Lakers by 17. Oh, I like the lakers. You do? Yeah. Why? LeBron. LeBron's got to go all the way. He's going to go all the way. I just want him to go all the way. Is that the next could be them? No. It's just a great story. Best. Oh, yeah. You

“just don't want to, you just don't want to play the phone. Oh, I think he's taking five. Oh, yeah.”

Yeah. Oh, LeBron. We see right through this. Or the Timberwolves. I do like Timberwolves. Dante went down. We'll be also a very story in a minute to the finals. Okay. All right. Do we have any? Do have any? Oh, I had one other story before before we do hot sea cool throne. Jacobian recettes holding out. Yeah. Maybe the weirdest holdout of all time. What's up with that? Well, when you're Jacobian percept dude, you have all the leverage in the world. What are the

Arizona Cardinals going to do? Go out and get another quarterback that will have you win four games next year? It's, they don't mean they, Jacobian recettes don't grow on trees. No, but credit to him. Yeah. He's just like, hey, I'm going to hold out. Okay. I think is it the most non-consequential holdout of all time? I think so. Yeah. But so which makes it actually kind of cool. So what I kind of want to be tuned in on this holdout. I admire his, his confidence. What's his

what's this contract like going into next year? Pulling that up right now. He sent a two year

12.5 million dollar contract going next year. So yeah, he is making, he's making is a pretty good

money this year for Jacobian percept. We're talking a base salary of 4.8 and signing bonus of 1.7 with up to $2 million in incentives next year. Now the incentives, who knows what they are,

“they might not get hit. But if you're Jacobian percept, I think you're thinking of yourself,”

what's the worst that could happen to me? I don't have to be a starting quarterback for the Arizona Cardinals next year. Okay. Don't threaten me with a good time. Yeah. Like that's going to suck. Next year's going to stock. Yeah. So I think he's like, maybe I can make a little more extra a couple million dollars here or if they cut me, then I'll get signed to be a backup for like $3 million on a team that might win. Yeah. We it also brought up the, so we're, I don't know if

you guys feel this way, but the combo of being on the West Coast, having the trip we're having, I feel so like removed from the world right now. So I don't really know what's going on, but so wake up Barstool, I usually come on on Tuesdays. There's a group chat for the Tuesday show, Matt, great producer of wake up Barstool, put this in the group chat. I don't know what the context is, but I thought I would just read it out loud because I think it's funny when you

need to hold this guy to it. This is from Dirtbag Donny. He said in the end, or middle of last season, he said, if Jacobi percent finally gets a chance as an NFL starter next year, I'll fill the

Grand Canyon with Giz. He deserves it, has always had talent, but a great pro, great teammate,

everyone loves them. I've been on it over 10 years, check my tweets, he's a good QB. So Dirtbag Donny, this is a big holdout for you, dude. Yeah. Like huge. Yeah, I mean, so a lot of the Grand Canyon is, the Grand Canyon is pretty big. I've been there seeing a person and the first thing I thought was like, you'd have to nut about a million times to fill this thing up. I would say far, far more than that. Yeah. I don't think a million times will just dent into it.

No, but a dent into it. But so what he would have to do this guy, Dirtbag, what? Dirtbag Donny. He would have to get it just really good at logistics and like start a Giz removal service. Like, you know how restaurants have, have grease trap removal services that come and pick up the oil after they're done with it. Like, this guy needs to start that, but for fertility clinics and just be like, you got the expire Giz and then start like taking it by the truckload to

“the Grand Canyon. If you want to have any shot at all for it. All right. So I don't understand”

numbers past billion. What is a quadrillion? What is that one? That's a billion with four more

zeros maybe. But what is it? What does it go billion millions? We really need a math guy. We billions, millions, millions, trillions, then probably quadrillion. Yeah. So 1,000 trillion, 1,000 trillion and how many trillions is a billion? That's a thousand billions. Thousands billions. Okay. Got it. It would take 8.3 quadrillion people to fill up the Grand Canyon with piss. Yeah. So he takes a show much more. I know. I'm just trying to give us a piece of

sell. It's somebody going to be checking every load. It's someone going to be checking every load and be like that. Look more like piss. Suck it back up. All right. Fine. I'll search what I want to see for the Grand Canyon with jits. It also depends on what kind of what kind of jizz. We're talking about strictly human jizz or we're talking like we can collect and farm the jizz from animals because then we've got a lot of like factory farm situations.

like ant jizz because you get fish jizz. Like if you open it up globally, I feel like we're

“now in a more manageable situation. I think you're looking. It's got to be horses horses is where you”

got to call it. Of course. So you're going to answer to nothing. Do you know how many how many more ants there are on the world than horses? Probably like a quadrillion. But probably a quadrillion amount of anches would equal one horse jizz. Can you look at that? Look up. I'm going to look up anches next. But I just wanted to, I have a answer on the jizz. It took one way. 296,000, 100,000, 296, 100,000. Wait, how do I say that now? 296,00,000.

So in the 1996,000 years to reach to fill up the grand canyon with jizz. If every dude on earth was seeking to come again. No, you asked. Now guys, look at that. It's like, what the fuck did I walk in? Are you asking AI that? Yeah, because AI is notoriously anti jizz. Yeah, that's true. That's not a relic. All right. I do want to know how much too ants jizz. Yeah, what is the

“how many ants blowing rope would it take? I'm coming. Ants would need to blow their rope”

to equivalent one session of horse. Oh, I like this. The ants, a jackalot is called spermatosa. It's those ours. Oh, okay. I'm learning new shit every time. I didn't know there was a full name for spermatosa. So we're just being, we're being really casual when we say sperm. Yes, we're doing the familiar. All right. This isn't giving me, this isn't giving me a jack of bundles of 50 to 100 spermatosa. That seems like. Wait, so they got only 50 sperm that they

probably go like single file out there. Yeah, that's like they're just adjusted. But if they're, if their sperm is as big as our sperm, then it'd be like, then walking a dog like their pet, it'd be like the size of a dog to them. Yeah, yeah, but it's not they only come 50 times 50 sperm at a time. All right, so dirt bag down. You got to just watch out. You're coping with

“a set. Hold out. It's going to be a huge, you did. I mean, there's, I'll be honest with you,”

dirt bag down. This seems like a tough problem to solve. Yeah. I don't know that you're going to be able to like, in this lifetime, uh, make enough people come. Yeah, but good luck. Also shout out, uh, we shouldn't, we should have said it for the next six years game. Shout out Timothy Shalamate, real ball ball love. Yep. Didn't go to the mech out. Yeah, been silly. Yeah, do we have a comment about Ben Stiller? That was for me, my thoughts. Oh, sorry, not talk about it. We can wait. We wait.

We wait. Let me do an ad. I don't want anybody steal hanks who's backs are hotseed cool thrones. Yeah, let's, let's, let's, let me, let me do an ad. We're good. You're right, Max. I was a deep sigh there, dude. That was a deep sigh. Yeah, it's been a long couple days. Okay, uh, this episode has brought to you by Body Armor Flash IV. We need some Flash IVs in here. Flash IVs pack with Electoralites delivering faster longer lasting hydration without any artificial

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meant, like by dictionary definition. And then Donnie posted this picture, and it, it really all put in perspective what "mogging" was. We were smiling, we were, you know, just taking a nice picture, Zach, and I'm standing next to him, body. Mark, absolute body. That was smiling. Just all we were taking of a boy's picture, and Zach was standing next to me, ten toes down, mean mug in the camera. Not only that, looked as hard as a human being could possibly look.

And the craziest part is he did it on, like, expert mode, because he was wearing Tuxedo shoes for no reason. Yeah. And just fucking mod you with the Tuxedo shoes, which looked ridiculous, but it didn't matter. And just naturally doing the right hand motion. Yep. The power hand sign.

And then the fact that Zach lost his glasses, that just makes him more powerful, because now

That was a great, great group photo, special moments. You know, you know what you did. You know what you

“did was, it meant everybody look great. Just completely dominated. What were the shoes of?”

Did you some loafers? I like, I like wearing a good loafer out. You know, yeah, I can't go sports coat, because I get to sweaty. So maybe we go a little, we keep it a little less casual, go, uh, dress shoe. Yeah. Hey, do you have any Tuxedo shoes? Uh, I have, I have a pair of dress shoes. I think I got a, I got a, hopefully getting a Tuxedo tomorrow. Well, no, we don't do. All the boys got to get Tuxedo. Yeah. No, I thought that was going to be like our group activity.

Max's good Tuxedo's. We got to go get Tuxedo's. Okay. Yeah, you got, you got, you got body. Just body. Like, truly, truly, utterly, and yeah, that's, but you knew what, you knew you were

logging away. No, I thought we knew what that meant, and you knew what you were doing.

I thought we just had to take like a good group photo. What a time. Yeah, I don't know. We were mugging up. I didn't, you know, no one else had either. I just styles look so bad when you're saying next to a guy who's just fucking, I might have just caught the smile on their own time. Like, I might have smiled at late, so then it's hard to

“time to smile on a photo. You had that shit on too, admitted it. Uh, I think, no, a lot of”

guys have some great outfits. No, let me see. You had that shit on. I, I, I wear the same thing very regularly. You just black shirt pretty much. Just this with dress shoes. How many black shirts do you know? I got a quite a few. I had to put a number on it. If I had to put a number on it, probably, like, just watching, so it's actually just got a runny nose. I know. I'm just so runny. Yeah, if we had to, if we had to put a number on how many

black shirts you had probably, probably 80 to 90, respect. Yeah, he just buys new ones. I, I got a thing, you said you like, you just buy a new black t-shirts every week or something. They're just like, they're $2. You know what I mean? So you just, it works out. There's $2 shirts you wear, you're buying? Yeah, I'm just a $2 t-shirt guy. Wow. So 80, 90, that's nothing. Over the course of so many months, these, they, you

are, like, like, being like, I have 90 t-shirts that cost me $180. That's a great deal. Oh, bar A steel. Yeah. I agree. $180 is like, some people buy one t-shirt that's that. Yeah, you got a lot of these stories. You got 40, 50 bucks for t-shirt. No, that's just what do we do? Yeah, what do we do? What do we do? For that price, you can get 25. You get, you get a case. All right. Yeah, you did get my dog. Hard. You look great. That photo like.

Uh, they did. No, I'm close. People's when I look short, too. Oh, no, no, no, never one. I got, I took a picture next to

a good friend, Frank and Minsky. That one was tough. Yeah, I've got mods for that one. I think I would tall guys. That's tough. Uh, Jesus. He's actually the hell right now. Like, well, they're on a shallow, man. Yeah. You just get the mech out, I want the game one. Ben Siller did not do the same. I mean, it is, it's as fake as you can be. And it's just, it's tough. There's no good explanation other than just like your, your, your wife owns you. Hmm. Wow. Like, how can you, how can you,

what guys can appreciate, gallows? Wow. Well, you can't be like, I'm a diehard nix fan. Oh, what if he's watching us full? You can go to the game. Why, like, why, like, you're, it's fine. And that's fine. Like, Mayor, just, you know, compromise. You've got to make compromise, but like, it's, you can't say anything other than just like, what if he was, uh, if you watch Ben Siller shows, right? Yeah. Wait, what do you watch? You watch, you watch

severance, love severance. What if he was like out making severance instead of going to a nix game? What would you say? Totally understand it. What if the other Ben Siller was at the game? It was that is any or it's out of you that was at the mech out. Yeah, what if he would, what if you went any for the mech out left and then just watch the game? I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, if you have a work commitment, that's fine. That's that's the

“life. I mean, you should have gone. Should have shown up with his wife just having a leash on them.”

That would have been a full mech out. Yeah, thank you. Yeah. Look at me guys. Yeah. I'm getting, I'm going for a walk. Yeah. I'm like a little nix fan and be like, you know, yeah, but yeah, he's like a little see. They put down a little sixers, uh, fire hydrant, he pees on it. Yeah, thank you. Well, respect respect to Sean. He, he, he, he, he, he said, talk to mech out. I'm going to get him one. Yeah. Did you keep that same energy for Travis Kelsey?

What do you mean? There was a, uh, a viral announcement around where Sam Smith looked a lot like Travis Kelsey at the mech out. The point where like people actually thought that it was Travis Kelsey, shown up for the mech out, like a black peacock. That didn't make me laugh. Yeah, it was funny. Mech out. It's just, I, we talk whenever you're so stupid and it's so confusing. And I just talk with it. There have to be great drugs inside though. Then sellers would bring in. I know why I am

whipped. Yeah. That's, I, that might be as any talking. Yeah, I think so. I think I think, I think he

going to take, uh, two years. Yeah, I don't think they, they didn't know if they're going to

Greenland first season two to like the end of season one. So it's all like they, they weren't

making it for the last season three. I don't want it to be, I kind of want it to be, I kind of want to start doing season three. I can't want it to be this to be the last season. I kind of, I don't want it. It's such a good show. It's a great show, but if Ben Silver's smart and he really want to spend more time at his gallows, uh, he could just stop making the show. And then everybody for a second would be like, what the fuck, you're not going to make season three.

But then it will be remembered as a great TV show and leave people wanting way more. Yeah. If you walk away, because like there's a high probability, there's like one show that I can

“remember that actually ended in a way that fans were like, yeah, that was a good ending to this show.”

Game of Thrones. Game of Thrones. You help Ram. Everybody's like, I'm so glad that we're rooting for him all the time. And he's got the birds. Don't forget about that. That's going to be cool. Um, but that's the only way I can think of besides that. Everybody's like, their favorite TV show sucks away. Yeah. If I'm Ben Silver, I would just say, I know we're working on severance turns out because you guys were very mean to me online. We're not going to do it.

Henry Lockwood shamed me. Yeah. So you know what? No no severance for you. Yeah. Heck, what? You go ahead with your little bar stool production group and you make the last season of severance, which I would actually love to see. I would like to see as well. Imagine how Ben, what would you do if you woke up? Let's say Thursday morning. And you have a hundred missed calls like 200 missed texts. And you're trying to figure it out. It's

Ben Silver has done a press conference. And he said, I listened to part of my take on Wednesday. And I've decided that there's not going to be any more severance because Henry Lockwood was such a

“jerk to me. I'd say you're soft. And I think people would agree with me. Oh shit. So you wouldn't”

you'd be okay with the whole world being mad at you for severance not coming. I don't think I think that'd be misguided anger. I think they should be mad. That'd just be an excuse by still. What if you threw in some mental health right in your face? Again, soft. Okay. What do you think? Throw up here in New York, Guy. Would you ever get mad if any like part of my take-lessers got upset with you from missing a podcast to

like, I don't do something you love to do? Like golf? I mean, part of my take-lessers get mad at me every day. That's that. Sure. Like I'm you live in you live in bad. Yeah, I don't know. You're born in the mad. Yeah, that's fine. Bring it. Is that true? I make you uncomfortable. They loved you. Bring it on. I know who I am. I've been a seller. What's that? All right, PFT, your hotseek. We'll throw. My hotseek is the Toronto Maple Leafs. They're on the hotseek. They hired a new general manager yesterday by the name of

John Chica and they've lost Biz. Yeah. Biz said, "I'm out." Now, it takes a lot of time for Biz to be out. This guy used to work for Arizona, for the coyotes, and he quit one day before the playoff start. He abandoned the team. One day before the playoff started after saying that he was not interviewing other places. He's also a guy that he got the team in trouble back in 2020. They made him surrender

like a first and a second round draft pick because he was doing his own private combines for players

outside of the NHL system. That rock. But then he got caught doing it. That's awesome. Which is very nice. And then he lied about it. And so everybody was like, "Yeah, this guy, he left his last team in this race." He's like a big stats guy, like a wonder nerd that rubbed all the hockey guys the wrong way. I saw one interview with a reporter saying that he went to go interview him inside his office and he walked into his office and he had six computers that were set up all around

him displaying live data. Like it was the stock market. But it wasn't actually showing anything that was connected to hockey at all. He just had computers that made it look like he was monitoring graphs behind him. And I'm in on this guy. So it sounds like a fake business like master. Yes. So leaf fans are very upset about it. That same reporter also I should say that reporter told that story. Sounds like he's got an axe to grind against this GM because at the press conference

with the Leafs ownership yesterday, he asked a question which is basically, "I hate this journal manager.

I asked 20 journal managers around the league with a lot of them. 19 out of 20 said that they hate the guy." You're common. Like that was his question. Love that. So leaf fans are upset. Business upset. This guy's got a hilarious track record of thinking he's the smartest man in your room that he's in. You tried everything else if you're the Leafs. Maybe just trust the guy.

“Yeah. Maybe if you believe that he's the smartest man. Yeah. What if he is the smartest man?”

Maybe all he needs is somebody to like believe his lies with him and then you can accomplish great things. I don't know. Good luck. I laughed at Sam Hinky too. They did. And that man is responsible for the single greatest sports victory in Philadelphia history. You did it. Maybe one day the

now. You're so slow. My cool throne. Yeah. No, we weren't talking about you at all. All right cool.

“Yeah. My cool throne is supreme debate. So big catches asked Hank what it was like”

would it be like if he woke up tomorrow morning and he had a hundred text messages and how long it would take him to like stop freaking out and figure out what was going on. That was my experience on Monday morning. I woke up. I had a text from big cat in the group chat that said congrats PFT. With absolutely no follow up to it whatsoever by anybody. And then I had to figure out what big

cat is congratulating me for. So first off, I go online. I started looking up and did something

happen with the commanders. Do we sign branded IU because Jaden Daniels is he getting married to a non-relative woman. What's so exciting that big cat has pumped up about. And then I found out that skipayless and seevenies put their good back together. Yep. And it's all that I've ever wanted since 2016 when they broke up. You were the very first person I thought of. Anyone out there and it's crazy me like we're doing a lot of look back at 2016 moments. Doing a lot of like I can't believe

this was ten years ago today. Like this morning I woke up and I saw a tweet. It was like it's a 10th anniversary this banger. It was Donald Trump eating the taco bowl and Trump tower on Cinco de Mayo. Do you dad's taco bowl actually looks awesome? It did look pretty good. I would go for it's Taco bowl. Yeah. So we're doing a lot of look back from 10 years. My big look back 10 years ago

is skipayless and Steven A Smith breaking up because if you never watched those two together on TV

as Skip said like they reached almost dangerous levels of debate. Supreme debate is where they were. And I got I was fortunate enough to watch them up close in person. I got a live show one time. Front road tickets to that boxing match and it was better than any heavyweight fight. It delivered like these guys it was their destiny to get back together. Skip got tired of beating up on cupcakes going up against Ernest St. for too long. So it's like they're they're going back.

I think they're just doing one show together. But this is how it starts. So like this is this gives me hope for anybody out there that's trying to do the parent trap. Get mom and dad back together. They still love each other to deep down. Like we did it. We got Skip and Steven A in a room together that are going to debate each other. It's gonna be mad. And Skip's going to be like I can't believe I can't believe I lied to myself and I said that debating Shannon was like holding a candle

to use Skip. Right. Like you set me off like nobody else. Steven A Smith said it will be me and Skip bail is reuniting for the first time in nearly a decade. He's got stuff he wants to get off his chest. But what he really really wants to get off his chest is me. Oh, I love that. That's an already laying joe box special right? Yeah. I can't I can't be any more excited. If this is I'm pumped. This

“is perfect. Oh, but we're kind of fucked. Yeah. Well, it's only one show. That's what they're saying.”

But it's gonna get hot. You think it's gonna take like a few minutes to them to get, you know, like feel it out or you think it's gonna be right back to this. I think that Skip bail is so bad at like friendship or like interpersonal communication that I think what's going to they're just going to dive right back into. We need we need like a LeBron buzzer Peter on Thursday night. Yeah, yeah. Something like that to really get the to really get. Let's go honey buzzer Peter.

A brony buzzer Peter. Well, no, I don't know because Skip, he did the masterful thing of like taking the opposite route. He loves bront. He hates LeBron. What we really I think that the best scenario would be like LeBron scoring 48, 11 rebounds, 7 assists. But he misses one of two foul shots in the last 30 seconds and the Lakers lose by one point. That would be the best possible scenario for for the takes when these two get together. Yeah, agreed. Okay. My hot seat is first

Jalen Brown. So Jalen Brown, we talked about it a little bit on Sunday because he was live on Twitch. Saying it was his favorite year. Playing basketball, talking about flopping. He then deleted the

“Twitch stream, which is our always work. And then in the last hour, he has, I think that might”

make copyright. The twitchy. Yeah. He's own twitchy. It was looking at like highlights and videos. No, the NBA, they're actually, they're actually pretty good with that. I think they're, they actually let, they want people to share their highlights. You don't know that first. No, I do know that first.

You don't. You never got a copyright for the NBA? Yeah. No, you haven't. Yeah. No, you haven't.

We have Barclays. When? I mean, many times. He's just guessing many times. You can't just use you can't, like they're, they're cool with sharing highlights, but you can't just re broadcast highlights for your own personal monetization. This is own personal highlights. No, it was that. It was

people involved, it's not just the NBA. He just tweeted, clickbait is like flopping for the media,

“exaggerating contact. You all be safe out here. So true. What was that mean? What does that mean?”

Click, say again, clickbait. Clickbait is like, it's like flopping for the media, exaggerating contact. You all be safe out here. Yeah. I mean, they're, they're using clickbait and they're reaching. But how is it clickbait when it's his own words? Because of the way that the article aggregators write thing and the clips that they use specifically. Contact. There's missing contact. So they click, they clipping accounts out there. They, they clip things in a way that removes

all the background. So like, when Jill and Brown are talking shit about the refs, actually, if you had heard the entire context of that discussion, where he was talking shit about the refs because he was upset about losing game seven, then it could have been in a better light. Is that where you're saying, huh? Mm-hmm. But I don't think that it would. I think they like when he's talking. I mean, he's complaining about the game. I think that kind of stands on its own.

Yeah, I don't love this. I don't, like, I wish that he, you know, maybe took some time off.

“I think I think it's still, the feelings are probably still raw for him. And then if he had just”

taken a little time off, and then, you know, after a week on the beach, whatever decided, like, he's still is really passionate enough that he has to go to Twitch stream. It might come across a little

better. But doing anything with the, with the wound, this fresh and never really works out for

the person. Have a question. Pick up. In the car ride for the five minutes that you were awake, you said something about Janis going to the Celtics? Yeah. And then I replied, oh, that would be the end of Jason Tatum and Jill and Brown. And then you kind of didn't reply after that. Did you think you were going to get Janis doubt-kipping up, Jill and Brown? You never know. You just thought, maybe you never, you'd never, you'd never, you'd never, you know, a nice package of Sam Houser

and, and, and, and, and, and Charmin. Yeah, we'll get you, Janis. Yeah, you never know. Do you want Janis? Uh, yeah, I mean, I trust Brad Stevens. If we get Janis, I'll, like, I'm sure it's, it would be what have you got your Jill and Brown. That would suck. Knowing Hank, this is now going to happen. Like he's going to trade all the bench in the end. They're going to get Janis, Jill and Brown, and Jason Tatum. I know. I love Jill and Brown. And I'm trying to see his side and I kind of,

like, I'm trying to see where he's coming from with the best season of his career, where it's like, you know, you can't tie your, your self-worth into strictly into results in that, you know, maybe like what are you saying is like you got to see a lot of the team grow and he grew a lot himself. So he was trying to put a positive spin on the season. It's just tough. It's, it's a tough quote, given the, you know, the Tatum injury and the fact that he was like the sole leader of the

careful. It sounds like you're about to fly. Uh, so I do try to see his side and I kind of see where he's coming from, but again, like, this fresh off of a series of lawsuits, it's a tough quote. Less than 24 hours. Um, so then, and then the other side of me was like, maybe he is, maybe he's trying to force his way out. Like, I don't know. Yeah. So I kind of give you, I don't think,

“I think Janis is like everyone says they're like that. He is the cutest, he is the biggest flopper”

when it comes to like trade room or some stuff. Like sure. He always says he's going to be here.

He's going to be there. Then he ends up back Milwaukee. I do think Jim Brown and Jason Tatum will be on the South Exchange here without Janis, but you got to treat that tomorrow. Well, Janis trade rumors is like flopping for the media exaggerating contact. You all be safe out here. Okay. Yeah. Sure. Yeah. Thank you. I have a spend zone for you. I kind of mean this about about Jalen Brown. Like, is there a possibility that when he was talking about this being the best

season of his career? Like, this was a season where he had to do it on his own and he had to lead the team. And he was maybe he was unsure of himself going into that year because he'd always had Jason Tatum. I was like, if the relationship was as good as you always tell me that it is,

that it was like, that's big bro. That's, you know, we've always done it together.

I don't know if I can step up and fill the shoes of both of us on my own this year. And then he did that. And that's like big personal growth for him. The fact that he was able to do something that he was maybe doubted himself. He proved it to himself. Yeah, prove it to himself. Yeah, so I was saying I'll try to see it from his side and like again, it's not the side of personal growth should not be tied strictly to results. Yeah. Good point. Well said. Yeah,

process. Really well said. Thanks. My other hot seat is George Santos because this, this J. P. Morgan shit. This guy is just addicted to lying. He's, he's, so they throughout his first, um, his, what he called lawsuit then it came out that he lied potentially,

I'm alive. And then he filed another lawsuit. So this is like George, remember what George

Santos just kept on going with the lies and just every week. He just threw another one out there.

“This guy, he, he has run for Congress. Yeah. That's the only way out of that. Yeah. Yeah. I actually”

like, I don't respect it because he seems like maybe something's going on, not very all there. But I respect the fact that like he's like doubling and tripling down and like I'm just going to throw more lawsuits at this thing. I, I did love the like little details that he put in the lawsuit to make himself look and feel even better. Yeah. He's like, and then she reached out and she grabbed my leg. She's like, he must be a basketball. Because he, he wanted just to seem like he was tall and

strong inside the lawsuit that he's filing for looking like week and like he was getting like assaulted. He's like, but also, she respected how strong I was at the same time. Yeah. This guy, it looks like he's lied about just about everything that he wrote down. But I feel like this

one's probably going to throw it out too. The reason I thought this was always kind of fishy was

because like JP Morgan, not sure for familiar with her game, they've got a lot of money. And they've got a lot of, we have a lot of money. You tend to have a lot of lawyers. Yeah. And their legal team was like, yeah, we're not, we're not even engaging with this lawsuit at the time, because it's like so clearly frivolous. My guess is they probably did some investigating with a sky follow filed is complaint with them. Also, big red flag, I don't think a woman has said cannons.

She would not refer to her own boobs as cannons. disagree. Okay. Nancy Pelosi. That you do. She definitely does. No, she doesn't. Oh, my, no. No, you don't fucking wear that bathing suit.

“The Nancy Pelosi is wearing and not say to everyone, hey, the cannons are out. I think she says I'm”

bringing the girls out. No, she all, no, no, no, those aren't girls. Those are cannons. Dudes,

dude, say cam. Women say Pelosi says can't. Women's are women are like tautas. No, Pelosi says, when you have what Pelosi has, those are cannons. I think I could, I could understand it in that lawsuit if he had said, like, rack. Yeah. Like, look at my rack. Yeah, I feel like they just call them the girls. Yeah, the girls. Not when you have cannons, like Pelosi. The fun bags. Fun bags. I got it. Let me take my milkers out for you.

The milkers. All right. My cool drone, two of them. One is the Chicago Bulls, because they might have hired the correct GM. We will, we don't know, but they didn't hire. Matthew Lloyd, who is Matt Lloyd, who is their, you know, in-house, like, hey, this is going to be the Ryan's or if hired, they hired Bryson Graham from Pelicans and Hawks. And he was part of the trade. He was on the right side of the Hawks Pelicans trade. When the, when the Hawks fleece,

the Pelicans last year, remember? And also seems like a pretty good dude, as young dude, who's worked his way up. Like, he was getting people coffee 15 years ago, worked his way up all the way to organization. I don't know. It might not work. It probably won't work. Actually, I'll say that. But I liked that they hired someone that wasn't just someone they knew. And, like, dude, they'll look down the hallway and hire that guy. My other cool drone,

I can't believe you've gotten this far on the show without mentioning it. It's not all bad for Philly. Congrats to the big Dom contract extension, partner. Thanks, David. He got, he got extended. Why don't, he has a lifetime contract. Yeah, but he got, no, but he reported that he was extended. Yeah, but so is he, if he's on the books, how much is he getting paid? Like, why is every other

you NFL contract, public with money and no coach job? Coach's not, not over Mar. Yeah. But I'll, I'll, I'll try though, Hank. You don't want to coach. You don't want to coach.

“No, he actually, I think his official title is Game Day Coach. It's senior advisor to the”

General Manager Chief Security Officer and Game Day coaching operations. So there you go. Now, you don't want to let Big Dom hit the open market. Nope. So you lock them up. This is why how he's how he, because he signs guys before they hit free agency. He takes care of business in house. You think how he's considered trading Big Dom for the right offer? Because if you believe in how we, how we, how we would, he would trade Big Dom for the right offer.

No, he loves deals to now. Did how we do it again? Of course. Yeah. You can't let him walk. Did you send him a text? Uh, yeah, I was talking to him yesterday. Did you send him a congrats? Uh, not yet. Wow. Selfish. There, right now. Selfish. That's fucked up. He sent me, he asked me a question that I didn't know how to answer. Okay. He said he wants to send me gear and then he asked what Jersey, what Jersey number. I was, I was,

I was super hung over yesterday and he said what number Jersey would you want? And that kind of broke my brain. Was he asking, like, customized Jersey? I don't know. I think he said, I don't know if he was asking for customized Jersey or, like, a player on the team's Jersey. So I thought about it for a little and I couldn't think of an answer and then I forgot, and then I forgot about it. I mean, I'll just

But I don't know if that's what if that's what he was asking. He might be thinking of it like at a deli. When you're like, I'll say, like, the number two actually means the advantage. That's yeah. Well, it's not it. I know that's not as number. I'm saying, like, like, the number one at a deli is like the roast beef. So if that's a dumb, I'll take the number one. He's like, Jordan, my

“lot of got it. Come right up. I think you need to reply 99 meatballs. That Jersey would rock.”

If you had a Philadelphia Eagles, number 99 meatballs. I'm not going, I'm not going to ask for that. Why? What about one that says, all right, hear me out, name plate sodas, and then number will be two. We don't know if that's so. Yeah, we all. No, the two sodas are confirmed. Yeah. It's very much. We all know that meatballs will be awesome. I don't know. I don't know. I would like to see 99 meatballs. Zach, finish off. My

hot seat this week is going to be, uh, pretty much, uh, pretty much fat kids. Because, uh, I don't know if you guys saw this, we got some bad news for the fat kids, uh, present, presental fitness tests is back. And as soon as I ran that headline, I was filled with trout. Oh, past trout to drama. And I feel bad for these kids who are out there right now, learning that news. They shouldn't have done this. Why not? Because there's one day, uh, the worst week of the entire year growing up

“is the year when you have to do a time mile followed by, hey, do these pull-ups that you know you can't”

do. Do you have two pull-ups at yours? Yes. Oh, ours was, you had the choice of either pull-ups or push-ups. We did push-ups, sit-ups pull-ups, and they wouldn't count the jump-ups. So you just

have to goose-ack on the pull-ups. That would always hard-breaking. Yeah. I think it's good this back.

I think it's probably fit again. That's good. But are they, are they instilling fitness throughout the year or is it just hey, take this test once a year? Remind? I don't know. Yeah, that's like, are they actually doing anything to support people getting a better shape or are they just using the threat of like being ashamed as a motivated, the fear of being like publicly ashamed for not doing enough sit-ups? Because back in the day, I felt like we didn't do any mild training before

the time mile. So like it wasn't like they instilled good values to get there. It's like, hey, today we're bringing out the stopwatches, get out there in heavy breath, and that's no good. What do you guys think you can run a mile in right now? No, right here now, jump right in the set. Pretty fast. Seven minutes. I'm retired from running seven. Seven would be like seven flat? Your beast, dude. One mile. Yeah, that would be fantastic. What I said is your home. A mile.

In the set, like, between seven and eight. Yeah. I mean, that's the, I mean, so I mean, I don't fucking seven

in the life and like, seven. You don't have an exact second time, but yeah, between seven and seven and eight.

I remember one mile. I was going, yeah. I'm going to start doing a Chinese workout again. I have the last, but I was walking this morning and there was legitimately, there was two Chinese people in the parking lot doing essentially my workout. That's a sign. Yes. And they were elderly and they looked ready to go. So it was a definite sign. Got to do it. Yeah, I feel like

“you should be able to run. We should all be able to run in the seventh sub eight. Yeah.”

I mean, pride nine minutes, 55 seconds. Okay. That's good. Yeah, that's it. I'm around there. I think I'm over 10. Great week mile. retired. Great week mile. I don't think I'm going to do some group experience. I don't think I'm going to do a group experience. Yeah, it's going to be a short run. Yeah, just like, yeah. I'm 100, 200, 200 yards sprint. I don't want you to be my shit. Yeah, you'd probably be good at it. I probably would. Probably that's something that probably stick to you to the day you die. Exactly. Cool.

I'm a cool from this. We're just going to be fans of the anime one piece because Netflix announced that there are one piece remakes coming out here pretty soon. One piece. Oh, no, no, that I could see the mix up there. No, it's a nice anime manga. What are the biggest anime? It's an anime show and a manga book series. It's called one piece one piece. Yeah, it's like maybe the biggest one in the world. Yeah. The biggest one piece because maybe it's the piece. It's one piece is a title of the

anime. Oh, so how many, how many seasons of one piece have they already been? So they've, there's like,

there's like 1,100 more than 1100 chapters total. This new remake is going to be the first

few chapters. I think it's like seven episodes, 300 minutes total. He's like a remake. Got it. You, you an anime guy? I, I dabble. Okay. You know, well, one piece. Who Trump? He loves one piece? You know, it can speed, speed, lost one, one piece. Oh, oh, this is speed thing. No, it was just a one piece thing, but I guess, I guess, how did you find out about it? My, my little brother is a huge one piece,

speed's game. Yeah. So speed is a, he loves one piece. He speed does one piece. Yes. Okay. Did that influence your decisions also give one piece of try? No, I can't give this one to speed. I'd have to give this one to my little brother Nick. Okay. Your eyes look so good today. I appreciate it. They're really our problem. The glasses. The glasses got to come back fast. Did you, you know, buy new ones? Yes, where I, what, I had just gotten those other days. I got a new, a new script. So those are like brand

new glasses. So that kind of sucks. But I, I, I, I, I, I ordered two pairs when I got those. So I have another pair. Okay. Good. But they're not, they're not this. Uh, what do they do? I just don't, yeah, I just don't like them too much. What did we color? It just like, like brownish. Oh, no, you got it. I like those, yeah, those clear. That was, those are the main stays and the alternates have to

“become the, the new mains. I'll buy these new glasses. We're, we're going to find them. I think I'm”

going to find them at the strip club there. I'm going to send them. I, I think I'm, you're going to go back. No, I can't go back, but I might have to find some guys who frequent that place and like, hey, keep it look out. Yes. What they look like, they will show up. They got to be there. It would be a great story if somehow they got back to you. There's a world where they get back. Pover and hip-hop, please. We've got, there's no world breaking news. Oh, breaking news.

Hank, former Patriots, Widersy, we're stuff on digs. Not guilty of all charges. Nice. Good for him. You want to back? It depends on the contract, because I want to have this jail on AJ Brown. Maybe. It's good leader. It's good leader. Okay. So, maybe. Okay. Not closing the door on

our turn. No. Never. Never say it. Never say it. Never. Okay, let's, let's get to Dan Soder.

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So incredible comedian. Sober podcast. Go listen to it now. What's up, dude? How are we doing? We're

in LA. We're all ready to leave. We're all ready to leave. We haven't done our actual shows. We're all ready to leave. I've done anything. I know what the angelist this is what you do. I was checking in my hotel. We'll come up this morning. Ready to go. I feel, yeah, I feel, I woke up this morning. I was like, just get me home. Yeah. I'm like, I'm like the Matt Damon and saving private Ryan. Like someone needs to come and

just save me. We lost a lot of good men at the camera this week. I mean, you guys did Vegas before LA. Really dumb. That is, I mean, before a comedy festival going to Vegas, it's like going to L. T. Use the smoke crack. You know what I mean? Where he was just like, I'm out of my fucking mind right now. Yeah. We should have, we, if our only, our biggest mistake, we should be sure to our live show on Monday night and just been like, just kept on rolling.

Oh, I showed up just playing up for our lives. Oh, yeah. The, the, the, the day of rest didn't do much. Yeah, you guys should have came in like Mad Max with you on the front with a guitar. You guys just coming to LA. In retrospect, like, planning out our second live show that we've

like future you promise that we made that we would not have a question on of all time. It does sound like Tyson and Tokyo before Buster Doug. Yeah. Yeah. Well, no, no, you guys were like, yeah, we're just fucking doing fucking drugs. So, you know what I'm like? You're supposed to do this, but I'm talking

to the fuck out. My, my wife always gets mad at me because this is, this happens like all the time.

Me, where it's like, if I have one thing to do, I'm like, why not just had another thing? It's like, I'm already out. Let's just fucking do it all. And then I always get in these situations where I'm like, wait, how many things do I have to do? Well, it's just so stupid.

“That's what a woman's intuition's correct. Yeah. Yeah. Because I was like, what are you talking”

about? I'm there. I'm gonna want to do this. Yes. Yeah. And then LA, everything's a fucking hour and a half from each other. So you're like, cool. I'm just gonna sit and traffic and be like, I booked too much stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It is nice being out here though. I've got to see the ocean last night, which is something nice about just like looking at the waves. Yeah. Looking out into nothing for a while. Yeah. If you was, maybe that's just like the sign of coming down from from the weekend is like,

I really like just like basically turning my brain off for a little bit. But it was, it was

I just went to shellbacks, tavern last night, Shane ran into James Cameron out of the parking lot. Oh, shit. It was great. Yeah. Did all of you want to talk about his avatar? Shane talked to us. So Shane was, Shane, what do you brought? Would it brought up avatar? He would be like, oh, yeah. Oh, he wants to talk about fortified. I was just like, deep sea diving. Yes. It's something we did. We saw he walked past him and Shane had just

been to the charges team store because that's like the number one thing that he likes to do when he's out in LA is get like some charges gear. So he was wearing a charger's rosary and a charger's like full poncho. Like right below and like walk past James Cameron like his hero was like, hey, how's it going? There's two nervouss. It's the same thing because he looked like a clown when

“the charger stopped. So I feel bad for him. What was it up? Was it the powder blue?”

It's is a powder blue poncho. Yeah. That's pretty, that's pretty rough. He's a die hard charger. But by the way, are you, are you saying Mike with Daniel's house right now? I stay there this weekend. Can we have a hard, can we have one hard conversation about, and he's your, you're, you're very good friend. There's their last thing. And we, yeah, yeah, some last night, one very hard conversation is not that hard, but we're going to, we're going to pretend it's hard.

Yeah. Uh, he's going to get another head coaching job. Yeah. He's a very good coach. Absolutely. Uh, things just didn't go well at the end. We got fucked over my family. Yeah. Yeah, fucked over. Yeah. Uh, we got to figure out the joggers situation. Dark. That's not a head coach. Dude, you can't be wearing the joggers. Brother, you're, you're, you're living in the past. Oh, Mike, no one's going to wear it. Oh, wait, we're the soon. You don't, we're getting

tactile real. Also try to do that with the leather jacket. Yeah, sure. We're Gavin got fucking taken out with that leather jacket. Listen, I, if he wins games, he can wear a giant diaper. That you just said, you just said it though. No, no, no, give a fuck. Right. You just said it though, because we're a big, like, we're not exes in those guys. We're like, hey, this guy looks goofy in these losing games. We got to fix it. The joggers, I think are, they can come out

“if you're winning games, but to start, you have to go maybe just a regular khaki. All right. He's”

going to be around Jim Harba enough that he probably will be converted to khakis, because Jim Harba sees those joggers. He might punch him in the face. No, Harba, this is exactly what he said. And I, you know, I hope I don't give away too much, but I was asking them because I'm a 49er guy. Right. You know, I used to watch Jim, me and McDaniel used to watch Jim Harba when he played for the Colts, like, as kids. And now it's his boss. Yeah. And I was like, dude, Harba's your boss.

He said he is the man. He is the man. And he said he's the most secure person. He's ever been around. He let's McDaniel do whatever. So the joggers ain't going. Okay. All right. All right. Well, you got stairs. You got sort of, I'm thinking you might be just somewhere anything. Dude, I think you go top flair. I think underneath my suggestion is full outcast where the cowboy collar with the ump vest. Yeah. Like, Andre 3000. Yeah. Yeah. And the stankoni. Yeah. So I mean,

we know where to get a really nice, like neon blue chargers poncho. Yeah. For that in the booth, that would be pretty cool. Yeah. You were worried about him if he's in a poncho. Yeah. I mean, like a chargers Luchador mask. Sick. I'm way on board with that. I'll go into WWE. Yes. I'll actually push that aggressively today. Yeah. Yeah. Harba is the man though. And I do think it's going to work out very well. Because like we like we've been doing this for a long ass time. I think if if we if we die in a

playing crash tomorrow, I think maybe one of like the first two lines in our obituries would be like

those guys were hard like Harba like those guys. That's it. I'm happy that he likes that. Yeah. That makes me happy that he's like for some. We really don't really know how or why, but he's like, I like those guys. Can I tell you why I love him so much? I mean, number one, he turned the 49ers franchise around. Got us to a Super Bowl. Number two, he's a milk guy. Yeah. And I like how much time. And he literally had a conversation with me, Daniel, about getting a milk

those strong, you remember it back in late the cafeteria days where that straw coming out,

you just get milk. Yeah. He was like, we should get a milk machine. Absolutely. Yeah, you should. You just get a cow. You just like unpassed, right? I feel like having a cow that just like out on the field. Yeah. How about could probably be talked into like the raw milk phase? You know, I don't know. You know what? I feel like that would be a thing where you would feel that way and then it would

“get awkward. Yeah. Where'd it be like, what? Yeah. Pastoralization is the key to everything.”

That's the key to the pastoralization. Yeah. Pastrization. That's that's law. Yeah. You can be like, you know what? You be like, that's right, coach. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know what? Harbo's like, everyone's doing, you know, on a human growth hormone, ozempick, rattle, all this shit, and Harbo's like, no, all you need is some fucking whole milk. You need protein, you need milk.

What is fun about now, Mike working with Harbo and me being a chargers fan is I can hit the

theme music. That's our sound. That's our sound guys phone hit my fucking music. I put the glasses. He's not to give a speech. As a 49er fan that's now a chargers fan because of McDaniel bringing back the who's got it better than us, nobody very fun. Yes, I haven't had it reached for that since about 2014. Yep. Very fun to just throw it out randomly. Yep. And bolt up. I like saying bolt up. It is so funny that the Harbo's have like a family saying they're like, you know, Doyles. They're

you're just like, they're tanned. That just runs around. It's like, who's got it better than us? We're hard boss. There's another family goes, Harbo's one of these days. You're going to get these days. Someone's going to have it better than you. You're going to feel it. And it was super bowl against the ravens. Yeah, 407. Yep. The other mob on the hardball had it better than

us. You think they get upset like when they hear somebody that's not a hardball or at least not like

Harbo approved saying that like using the family motto. Yeah. Who's got like if they if they they were to hear some I know that they had their differences in San Francisco, but like, I don't know, like you hear the the York family. Like if your owner comes down and he tries to start saying who's got it better than us. Yeah, that's like, I feel like Harbo would just stare and be like, you can't say that. That's like when people try to rep gang affiliation. Yeah. Where you go.

Hey, where are you from? Yeah. Yeah. And he works. So like he's got it better than us. Yeah. Ah, you ain't got a good car. Yeah. Harbo's like, yeah, he's cool. You got to dip on you. I don't think so. I can't say that. Put that lip in and maybe. Yeah. I can see him doing that like a twitch streamer saying he's a hardball is like, who the fuck is it? Yeah, you can't say that. That's my word.

“What is going on? Yeah. Those big readers. Yeah. That as well. What is this? Why is this boy saying?”

But I I'm looking forward not just to like, I obviously love Harbo. We like McDonald's. I like the combination of the two of them. Yeah. Like they seem like it's going to be the perfect buddy cop. Like completely opposite guys. But I think they'll be able to talk to each other like it's hardball we're expecting anybody that knows football. Yeah. Daniels knows the fuck out of football. And I think he's also very secure and who he is too. So I feel like it's going to be a very funny. I need them to be

miced up. I want to. Oh, they like they have to. Don't worry about them. The NFL has to have that coming. Yeah. Because either that. If the NFL was smart, they would do exactly what they would cut a trailer like a 90s movie with that like he's a no nonsense guy. And he's an offensive genius that loves jogging. Why don't your pants reach your legs? Is it the pants reach your whole leg? We're most trying to take off his off-white tags. Like why the fuck is your

tag so long? It's true. But I do love it. It really is like it almost reminds me of that like a teacher that lets the kid be himself. Yeah. That's the reason he's successful. Yeah. He's going to become a butterfly. Exactly. Yes. Is that a sneeze by the way? Yeah. Back there. This is like a world we're one in firmery right now where it's like we got guys with no arms. We're like you know we got to be more morphine in this world. I will tell you poor preparation doing a Vegas

bachelor party before. It's the ad on that is. I did the ad on thing. I was like, well we're already going LA. Let's go to Vegas. Was that actually a sneeze because I swear to God, I heard that noise. I thought it was a toaster. It sounded like a piece of bread would drop something. Okay. Is that Zach? Can we find that? Zach, what did you drop? No. That was a sneeze. Come here. Who is the most miserable here right now? Probably Zach. Zach and Max. Yeah. That Max was your last party. Yeah. Zach.

So that was a sneeze. Try to hold it and I really did it. Wait, can we talk to them like talk to them like I did try to hold it in. I didn't want to get out and I apologize for a sneeze. Okay. How you feeling this morning? Uh we're feeling. We're feeling okay. We're feeling okay. Did you drink the last night too? Uh no, but I'm hearing a lot of things about that might be the case to recover and feel better. Maybe like four light beers as a recovery. Well, but the four like beers are

“really good. And that's, I'm, four like beers are going to be texted people you should.”

All right, then maybe three. Moving on. Obviously, and this is, you know, I've been out of the game for 13 years, but if you want to go my old diagnosis, I would do a shot in a beer. You'll be right.

shot light beer, second light beer. And once you want, we'll do once you want. Got you. Yeah. Okay.

I was going to light beer shots. You just get easy. He's just treating it like you're a doctor

“this. I'm a medication now. You drink, I think you drink a quarter of the light beer,”

then you take the shot, then you wash it down with the rest of the light beer, then you get another light beer. And then maybe if your buddy comes by, you do a shower with him to get him feeling right. And I know you're going to want to smoke a cigarette. Yep. But don't do that. That will be the thing that turns at all. That pushes you right off that same cliff. You just find out. Yeah. Yeah. It's like drinking on antibiotics. Yeah. You are not. It's working against itself. Yeah.

I mean, it's been quite the weekend that we got here. And we had like some very big NBA games that we like are going to need to talk about. Obviously, it's some very important games for Max. Philly got that fucking. And he was like, I can't go out to watch him. He watched the game under the covers and his own bed last night. He kind of even muster like leaving the hotel room. Well, we were watching the flyers in overtime. Yeah. And pick that. Yeah. It starts talking

shit to Tommy Pope. I didn't see that all over time. Who's it locked in on the on the flyers.

“And pick that goes, what's that shirt? Tommy's like, what the fucking, what am I sure?”

It was all time like I, I washed over time with everyone. I was just like, we, I need the flyers. Like, like, kiddo was like, do you have a bed on this? It's like, no, but Tommy's going to punch me in the face. And he's going to have every right to do so. Yeah. I didn't realize there were an overtime when I walked in. We couldn't leave the hotel. We couldn't leave Shane's hotel until in between periods. Yeah. Where they're like, all right. Now we go to the Hollywood bull. Now we

don't get in the car. We were talking last night too. The, where are you at with the substation? As a big 49ers guy. Um, you know, the substation stuff hit me the way that like, uh, Q and on, hit poor white trash. Where I go, I knew it wasn't my fault. I knew none of this was my fault. It's four lanes a lot. Of course, the elite babies. Of course, there's an electrical substation that's tearing tendons in my sweet, sweet red and gold. Because they shouldn't get

injured anyways. Right. Uh, but then they had like real scientists come in, but I don't know.

“I think like, I honestly would, I think it would rule if they like, you know, and I felt”

it makes more money than what an electric company. So move the substation. And then if the Niners went on a run, you would almost be like, like, I think it might be worth handling that just for the mental aspect of everyone going, well, that's out. Now we can just follow up. And then you could have like a class action lawsuit against the electrical company. Santa Clara, you're gonna fucking pay. I mean, yeah, we, I told you we had the guy on. He, I don't like that you said real

scientists because the guy we had on the show was a real scientist. Uh, he was just, he, he doesn't

have a degree. He is divorced. We've got divorced and basically was like, now I'm gonna just search

electrical sub waves for a living. Uh, we also spent like, we interviewed him for like 20 minutes, and I think 10 of it was just talking about his in and out order. Because he, he's like, no, the guy's legit. He's legit, he's legit, comes all up and on. It's only up and up. Yeah, I, I, I, I, I think it's just a very simple fix for the 49ers. John Lynch had just paid money. How much could it cost to have just like a giant metal wall? Yeah, like 10 foil wall. Yeah,

I can put a dome around between it. But you're noble. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, pour some cement on there from helicopter. All of that. I will go in on it. Yeah. I'll pay for some of that brick wall. Like, I think it has to be like 10 foil because like the aluminum that protects you from the waves. Yes. If you just put up like a giant, let's call it like a 50 foot sheet of 10 foil up there. And then you can just say that it's, uh, it's all taken care because

I do think at this point, like, even if it's not real, now it's in their heads. Yeah. And so that could be what, like, we actually work right next to an electric substation too. And mean, big kick at kidney stones all the time. Yeah. So it's not going to do with our bad diet, but it's not over 40. It's a subset. But it's a subset. If you play football next to that substation, now it's a storyline. It's maybe like, it's in your head 10% and that's enough to,

like, make you fuck up every now and again, I think. Yeah, or we could just wrap all the 49ers, like, baked potatoes. Mm-hmm. Yep. And aluminum foil. And then they don't get anything. Well,

you guys also, this is a very dumb roster construction idea that I've always had,

but you guys have too many good players, they get injured and you're like, why are we losing all our good players? Yeah. You have like a bunch of medium players. And then when they get injured, you're like, all right, fine, we'll replace them. Yeah. There, I mean, do the, the, the fact that we were down to like, sixth and seventh string linebackers. Yeah. For the playoffs. Yeah. It was like, this is crazy. Yeah. All right, guys that were off the street. And then the kit,

a one was just like, come on. Yeah. That's so bad. So much. So much. Like, what a good punch, but beat the Eagles. Yeah. Yeah. That's true. Also, that the, you know, if you're going to go out in the playoffs, the way you guys went out to the Seahawks, that was over before it even started. Listen,

bullies and beat the shit out of us. It sucks. It was the Seahawks, but after that Brock broke an elbow game, the NFC championship game. Yeah. It felt good to get a win injured over the Eagles in the playoff. Yeah. Yeah. So we can just go, all right. Now we're even. Yeah. Fuck got your lick back. Yeah. And then the Seahawks winning it was just like, hell on earth.

We think about this idea for the 49ers. They, they play their first like eight to 10 games with their

worst players. Yeah. So like, they get entire offseason where the, the worst players are getting all the reps at 1s and 2s and trying to get so that your worst players get better, you play those guys until like eight to 10. Like early November, then boom, they get hurt. Now your better guys are coming

“in their play. I think it's genius. Yeah. You just go into Kyle's office and you go flip it. Yeah.”

That turned just literally. Yeah. We got upside down too. I don't care. Yeah. I feel like as you're having suck up as you're starting quarterback. He's good enough. suck up. He's good enough as a coach. I think he could probably like, eat out. If it's an NFL roster, even if it's like the third and fourth stringers, he could probably eat out a 500 record. Well, what was crazy is the record that we had with all the injuries immediately made me go, we're losing solid. Yeah. Like we're losing

solid almost immediately because that defense had a well it played with having no Bosa. Nope. I mean,

we drafted Williams to back up Bosa. His ACL ripped. Yeah. It was just like we had no quarterback pressure and they still were a great like found away. Yeah. Yeah. That bear's game. I think we that was that bears. That was the best. I think that bears that we lost. That I was in Chicago over that we were visiting Katie's brother and I remember being at a gas station the next day and the guy was like, I'm my nine years head on. He's like, what the hell? And I was like,

“sorry, man. I was like, I think that might have been our best game of the season and it was. Yeah.”

Well, that game. Well, I walked away from the kids. The bears losing that game like sucked, but it also was like, we were in a shootout. We were competitive in an offensive shootout. Like, that doesn't happen. Yeah. Yeah. Man, you like, this is fun. You got to find his hell. Yeah. You guys are going to be great. Commanders are going to come back. I think so. Yeah. We was just so old last year. Everybody on our defense was like 35 years old. It was it was good crazy going

into that season expecting anything from that defense at all. Given Jane Daniels, like a full, like, let him heal, come back in and be the guy that he was. Yeah. Commanders are a team that you're like, could be very fun. I think they could. It's all about David Blau or see. I have no idea what he's going to do. He was a assistant quarterback's coach last year. That's crazy. And so he's skipping a quarterback's coach. We just jumped them up to being offensive coordinator. And I think the

theory behind it is like you've seen, I mean, McDaniels was in those pictures of the Redskins back in the day. It's crazy. Where it's like you got McVey, McDaniels, Shanna Han, you got a little floor like Bobby Slowick, all these guys that want to be like very successful were in house. I think Josh Harris, Adam Peter saw that picture and they're like, we can't let one of the, we can't let another picture happen to us. Sure. So we got to take our guy that's here right now. And we

and just give him a shot at offense coordinator to what happens. I mean, Adam Peter's is the man. Yeah. Straight up his the man. Was he San Francisco for a long time, but before that he forget helped put together that Broncos Super Bowl team. And before that Patriots, he was like a bellichick. Right. Yeah. He loves you guys. He loves every 49. That's the only thing I don't love about him is like get a lot of retrid. And he's on there's a 49 that needs a new home

“Adam Peter's like, I remember that guy. So now it looks like that's where we're going to try to do”

that with IU. But then the 49ers aren't going to let IU go. What's it, what's to deal with him? What, what do you know about IU? Because it seems like he, I'm keeping an eye on him like he might be just actually insane. It might be one of those things where if you took a risk on him, it would pay off. You don't know if he's reset. Because I don't know, you know, I don't know. Personally, it all. I'm just a 49ers fan. But like the way it went was from what everything I've

already just didn't rehab properly. The 49ers like we're not going to give you guaranteed money.

That's what always with sucks is when there's like a guy that they draft that gets really good.

Yeah. And then there's that moment where he's like, I want my big, it happened with Deba. Where he's like, I want my big contract. And then I think it's these agents that play these like social media games or it's people around him where they're like, like, they're trying to fuck a hot chick with like be mean to her. Yeah. She be mean to follow her on follow her and then take a picture with her and her friend. Yeah. And you're like, why are you doing this? Yeah, why do you buy

their speed by their stadium in the middle of it? A lot for hornet or fast, you drive by your house. Yeah, let them know you're not thinking about it. I don't mean like money on my money. Well, we put up scare rap lyrics to you being not upset by the team. It just felt like childish and it also was like, there comes a point where it's like, well, you got your 29 million a year. So you got it. Now lock in and when he didn't lock in and was still like, I don't know, he

guys were weird back there. Yeah. And then he gets injured and you're like, oh, he's not even trying to rehab it. I understand why the nine are just aren't releasing him. Yeah. You guys want to sign up.

if like if John Lynch just like went up to a brand name because like, hey, man, I'm sorry.

Like, I'm sorry. It's my bad. Yes. It's all in it. You don't have to feel it. But like just say it, you know, like give the give the just just blank in a apology just being like, I don't know what I'm apologizing for. I'm sorry. Bring it. I want it. Bring it out. You're going to turn around. And he goes, Brandon, I said, I'm sorry. And then he turns around and he's crying. I mean, that's all I wanted to hear. That is age. It doesn't mean that he doesn't mean that.

Brandon, Brandon, he's not sorry. I have texts from him. That's your a slot. Yeah. Did you ask him what do you sorry for to be explained? You tell him, yeah, you're sorry for what exactly? Did he pay for your their speeding ticket? Daddy's maybe the worst feeling in the world when you throw out a sorry and then, and then you get back like what for? And you're like,

I didn't think we were going to follow up. That's that was a kid of my mom. What do you

sorry for and you go, I don't know. I'm bringing this up. Yeah. I thought the sorry button just worked all the time. Well, I didn't know you're going to be a rants of bitch. So I'd probably say I'm not sorry now. You're supposed to say I'm sorry too back to me. You're not supposed to ask

“me. I can't feel it. I think if you guys got Brandon out of you and he like blew up,”

I'd be like you got awesome again. Yeah. I'll be great with it. It is kind of like the girlfriend such way because Jayden and him played in college. Sure. It's like getting back with his X. Yeah. He's like things were fun. Yeah. Things were fun. He goes, oh, it's different now. Correct. Here you got a kid. Yeah. Actually, it's kind of cool. Yeah. Proct doesn't make me feel like you made me fall. Jayden, you made me feel the

electric and corny white boy from Iowa. You called that a duggy. You know how to really dug. Yeah. I don't know. I like him very excited to see what Mike Evans has. Oh, yeah. Cause like we haven't had a child. We forgot to talk. We haven't done it. Yeah. This is the part of the offseason where you could throw out a name. I'm just like that. That's sub station Mike Evans hamstring. You'd be quite about it. Yeah. You'd be quite. I just like

having a guy that's. You practiced somewhere else. Yeah. That's so funny. They're not actually making practice at old candlestick park where we're candlestick park now. Yeah. This is safe. It's out here by the water. It doesn't even need to practice. I feel like Mike Evans, you just give him the playbook. He'll be fine. I'm excited, though, just to have that threat of like being at the five yard line and Brock being like, yeah. Look at it. Yeah.

And him just being able to leap over it. It's easy. Yeah. So it is, I mean, there's like a lot of fun stuff. It was fun seeing Christian and kiddo at the show last night looking very healthy. Yeah. As a fan, you don't want to, but you're like, check it on like race horses. Yeah. I was looking at Christian's teeth. Yeah. They're like, both in great spirits and like healthy. And I was like, okay. Yeah. Yeah. It's weird to be able to show me and like,

“I think it matters. Might be good. Yeah. I'm seeing a lot of good. Yeah.”

Um, let's play a game called this will probably get aggregated because it's a shitty question from you to ask me. I'm going to ask you anyway. Yeah. Why haven't you moved to Austin? I wonder. I know. I just love this like turf war that goes on in the comedy world. It's so stupid. We're like, it's such real housewives. Yeah. Someone says one bad thing about Austin. It is like, did you hear what they said? It's very fun. Yeah. Going down there to got great

Mexican food. Shane has a really cool house that I can stay at. Fuck yeah. You know what I mean? Uh, cool. I can, yeah. Le Mare, shout out Le Mare of the local house. Yeah. So if I want to go smoke a blunt in the backyard. Le Mare's there. WWE. Yeah. Have a swim. Play a little pool basketball.

Mm-hmm. But I don't, all these people that are like, I always hated it when it was New York

LA. It's like, it's two different completely fucking. It's two different things. Right. But I don't know. I think Austin's fun. It's fun place to visit. I never live there. Is there, is there like, can you tell an LA comic right away when you see one on like, I mean, I guess you would know where they live. But like, is there a vibe that's just totally different? Yeah. For sure. That I will say this New York comics love the shit on LA comics, but the props I'm going to give

to LA comics, they can perform their asshole. Yeah. Like they sell jokes. Right. We're out there just standing there tight. He's being mean. miserable. It's just because we're stuck in a fucking locker with millions of other people. Sweaty locker, but it is like LA's got great performers and shit, but sometimes they're jokes. You're like, that shit sucks. You have a lot to do. You know that jokes. That's fucking bad. You think it's because they don't have

enough stuff to be pissed off about? I think it's because they're like, yeah, maybe, yeah, too much pool time. Yeah. It's nice. I went for walk this morning. It was like, Dan, this place is

“nice. Yeah, that's why I couldn't live out here. Yeah. I would immediately fall off because I just”

would be like, do I want to go do spots or just sit in my backyard? Right. Joy, no humidity, just like a nice weather atmosphere. They would fucking rule. New York, you like, go outside and it's either crazy cold, crazy hot, and then there's just crazy around. Yeah. Yeah. It's just like a guy shitting in front of my apartment building and you're like, hey, but then you go to the convict of the guy. I saw a guy shit. Yeah. Right. Yeah. So, I don't know. It does pay off, but I get people

kind of retiring. Or you're like going into the industry, like, like, fucking a dive into the industry. Right. I'm going to be in movies and shit. Yeah. But I don't, I don't fall to anybody

“if they want to get out in New York, and how expensive and fucking you should live in the city.”

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I still like living there. Yeah. I thought, like, maybe two or three more years before I'm off to go out to the burbs. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like when you move to Austin, a lot of a lot of comics I've heard talking about. I used to live there and it doesn't seem like there's a lot of, like, real reasons to move out there. Yeah. It's basically like, I want to move there because there's no taxes and also, I think, I think Joe Rogan might see me. Yeah. Right. Like,

like, if you, if I perform enough, that is, that is, uh, venue, then maybe I'll just get dubbed the next guy. I, I, I honestly, if this were probably what happened, like, 15 years ago, you would catch me outside the mother ship right now, doing karate moves. Yeah. Joe Rogan's attention. I mean, I mean, I'm not being break on a bad idea. I do one of my friends. Oh, hey, Joe, were you just

noticing my mind? You need to come in, bro. Yeah. They're very powerful. Yeah. Like,

“thank you, Sensei, hiring people to choke out in front of the mothership. I would honestly say”

if the mothership wants to have the right rep, do the the cobra kai line. Yeah. Where they go, fear, does not exist in this comedy club, does it? No, Joe Rogan. Mercy, does not exist in this comedy club, does it? No, Joe Rogan. Imagine, like, if the mothership became like a comedy club, like, blood sport spirit, chromatized, where it's like, yeah, you do a set, and then you got a fight to the death. I'll tell you right out, Tony Hinch Cliff would host the fuck out. Oh, that would be

like one of these guys that's gonna die. It's just like me, it's you to free-lander. Like, you don't have to do this to you. If you're, if you're a salt my eyes, do my act completely blinded.

I go dating's fucking weird. I'm gonna blind. We'll get back to Dan Soder in a second. We

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Dude, that Frank Dukes guy. That was that. He made everything up. But he thanked. Thankfully, he made a great movie out of it. Yeah, but Rita's story. It's so funny. They do it. It's crazy. He was like, I was over there fighting in the desk right there. I was like, no, you weren't. Dude,

“he's also being like being like from, I forget where he said he was. Was he said he was in Thailand?”

Yeah, something like that. Like, if you were tied and you heard that story, you'd be like, nope, that doesn't happen. Yeah, no way that happened. But it's such a great story. Like, I want to give him credit for having an awesome imagination. Right. I'm happy that the movie got made. Like, I would have sucked if the movie didn't get back. He could have made up the most boring lies about his life. Right. And it said he went for like, he wrote a script and then convinced

himself that it happened. Like, that he should get some credit, at least for like having a sense of like rising action. Clay, you like, you wrote a script. Yeah, you might be full of shit, but you know, story. Yeah. Yeah. He doesn't have a good apple and a solid actor that builds into an act through a credit for your full of shit. But we're buying the script. That's great. I don't know. I also like like a grown man that lies like a five year old. Me. Where he's like, I thought in a

karate tournament and people died. You know, okay. Yeah. Right. Everyone else did you see. And then a beautiful girl. I was the best of karate. And I jumped and I kicked the bad guy. And then we made into a movie and everybody loved it. Yeah. And I wrote my dinosaur off into the sunset. Like, all right. Cool, buddy. That's awesome. And also, I mean, if we're talking JCVD movies, shout out Bloodsport, obviously classic, but I'm a kickboxer guy. Yeah. I want Tom Poe, kick in the wall,

making the dust fall. Dude, there's so many good hard target, hard shots, chance to draw double team. Don't don't impact. Yeah. Was that the one dense Rodden? No, double team. Well, double team was did it. Rodden, right? I was taking a double impact where he goes,

you of all people, no, I would never in my life were stuck on the wire. He was over that one.

Yes. Yeah. I was going to say the effort. Yeah. What do you think I am? I used to collect that to my best friend all the time. You of all people, you know, I never in my life

but I'm going to ask it to anyways. You were in the upstream files. Fuck yeah, it was. Oh,

hell yeah. I think you're my eating babies. Fuck you kids. I'm I'm Chuck Full of a Dream of Crow.

“I could fly back to LA from here. That's what I do every time I'm in LA. If we have a guest on the”

show, I'm like, I better look up and see if they're in the upstream. You might be the first guest that we've had that's been in the upstream. Yeah, I'm going to tell you right now, the island. Let's talk about the shark door. I think we've had others. But yeah, okay. I'm doing a mental roll-and-ex of who we've had it. I want to say Jeffrey kept the place, stocked with some dunker roofs, okay? Because if you're fucking kids, you're eating like a kid.

No, we were, we wanted to have some stuff. I wrote an accent. I'm eating lunchables. I'm having

myself. No, it, uh, he lived in New York, obviously, and always, he likes to go to comedy shows.

So they sent him the comedy seller line-ups. So like me and Big J and Lewis J Gomez, David Tell, Pete Davidson and I are, that's, we're on the same line-up. And like Bonnie McFarlane, Rich Voss, like all these New York legends.

“So when you, when you found out that your, your name was there, what was the first reaction?”

I wanted the MC to bring me up as at the seller as you've, you've read his name in the episode. But was there ever a little bit no one like him? No one like the audience did not like this. But I'm saying like the actual first moment that you found out, we like, oh fuck. First, for a brief second, then you really, because then everyone realized it's all his emails.

Yeah, and Lewis, I think, sent, uh, our, my, to set just me a text that I was like,

we did it. We're in the episode. And then Pete Davidson sent me a screen grab of the list and he was like, he's like, I caught a lineup in the F thing. And he's actually a really good lineup. Because David Tell was taping a comedy central show called, uh, like comedy underground, or it was like show on comedy central, and Epstein got invited to that. So it was all the lineup. So you had the context. I was wondering if like, maybe like your agent called you was like,

hey, we got a little bit of a problem. Yeah, we're, you are in the Epstein files,

“because there's a way it can be phrased where you'd be like, wait, what? Yeah. But honestly,”

if I would have still been drinking, I would have been like, who would I get black out? Yeah, right, right, right. Because I'm such a people pleaser that if I found out, dude was like, what's up? You want to go hang out in my cool, you know, yeah. Yeah, this guy's rich guy loves me. Then you find out, you go, oh, wow. We're having a dinner last night, our two nights ago, and it was our friend Jerry O'Connell, and then Dante, who's an employee of

barcel, crazy guy, funny guy, but he's like, big conspiracy theory. Yeah. And Jerry just looked at me and goes, Dante, you know, I think, I think, I think Jeff and Epstein did kill himself. Just like at the dinner table, and then Dante was just like, I lost so much respect. Yeah, he was so pissed off. But then I was like, maybe, Jerry, maybe he was just sad. Maybe Jeffrey just woke up one day and he was like, I got the blues. Yeah, I had it all. Yeah, yeah,

look where I am. Yeah, he definitely was sad. Yeah, he was just sad one guy that was holding blackmail over everybody. Yeah, I'm just depressed, you know, everyone gets sad. It's your times. I, you do wonder if he had a cellmate, though, to sell me. It's like, hey, I think he'll kill me, too. Yeah, yeah. I'm going to close my eyes and pretend I'm asleep. It's like, when your mom would come in, I wasn't playing this way. I swear, I swear. The T-Rex breathing

goes like, I don't know, man, that was like funny finding out all the names in it. And then people immediately being like, oh, yeah. It literally was just his boring ass email. He was just like, right, let's decade. I'd love to go see a show and then he didn't go, which is fun here because comics, because I guarantee if comics found out he did go, we are insecure asses would be like, who do you like the most? Yeah. Yeah. It's that I do. Yeah. Oh, I got better bit. Yeah. He's favorite

comics. Yeah. Javra abstains. For number one guy. The shark door was crazy, though. It was, it's what else is it for? I don't know. It's not feeding people. It's crazy. It's probably for feeding people to shark. It's for feeding people to shark. Which is like, you thought that you, the worst thing you possibly could have thought actually was all, he was like a bond villain. He was like, okay, I'm going to push, I'm going to have you stand over this door and also kind of a dumb guy,

leaving some of those emails. You know what sucks about the internet? Is it's, we've all found out that bond villains are fucking nerds. Yeah. Like, you watch a bond movie and Dr. No, you're like, this guy's. But then if he would have been like streaming or at a Dave Shepel show, yeah.

tech billionaire. Yeah. Oh, no. Everyone booze, everybody's like, you're like, you're on, it's a, it's a

bond. Yeah, he absolutely is. And then he, like, I was going to say that if you were, if you had a modern day bond villain, they would definitely be on social media because they would need everybody to like them. For sure. They would be like, I've got my own island. I've got my, my cage of tigers. I've got my laser that's pointing at the moon. But I just want people to like me online. But really all I wanted is to go to the Met gallery. Yeah. Yeah. That's all. I've literally also

Elon being like, Joe's bond. You're totally going to die. I've been to a real word. You're kind of a fucking nerd. I'm like, Sean Connery, Bob. You don't get a lot of pussy to you. He's like, what do you mean? You're like, you know what I'm saying? You're a dumb fuck. I'm from the UK.

“Well, honestly, you just become Batman. He has all the means. He would get fucked up first fight.”

But what about all like the armor and shit and all the gadgets? He is built to be a bond villain. Yeah. I think you nailed it. Amolays are at the moon. Yeah. And go, everyone. Follow three tweet me. Or I know what to do. Yeah. Everyone. They're really cool. My friend, you're best me. My watch of dank is me. Why am I precious down 65% this month? Yeah. I'm going to point this at Greenland in the middle of the chapter. Why is everyone retreating

Japan? What do you treat me or everyone die? Yeah. What I raised the sea level is five feet. Yeah, dude. It sucks. Social media is made bond villains for the work. If I feel like, for most people, they see a billionaire. Like, if I had a billion dollars,

I would just never be on social media. Like, the whole point of having a billion is to like escape

from whatever like day to day shit that people deal with. Just go, like, that's when you go and just disappear somewhere. Well, but it's the opposite. Yeah. Do you know how fucking likable Elon Musk would be? Is he if he just reached out to a bunch of dudes that can't make their rent? Yeah. He was like, hey, you guys will, I'll pay you rent for like three years. And I got you season tickets to the six years. Yeah. It doesn't really have to be like, yeah,

fucking Elon. Oh my god. Don't fuck with him. They would go like so hard in the paint. Yeah. You just like, go pay for a frat. They're beer for these. Well, I have, I have a lot of people. Yeah. I'm fucking a lot. I have a long saying rule two. If you're a billionaire and you don't own a sports franchise, you're like, that that's the whole reason you become a billionaire. That's a bonus sports franchise. It's like the the sniff test of like that guy you can't trust.

So, uh, I love day Bargazzi. One of my best friends. One of our oldest friends. He is in talks to like do some big stuff. You know, I think he's like looking at opening an amusement park.

“My phone call would have heard that. You need to buy an MLB team to bring it to Nash. Yeah. Yeah.”

Yeah. Yeah. That's true. That serves an MLB. Yes. And what you need to do is have old dance soldier and his wife, Katie, no one up in the box. They're going to come from off the money ball. Yeah. Money ball in the fuck out of this. I'm telling you, she knows every picture in the lead. There you go. Staff. Sheep and run in the Nashville nights. Yeah. The rule. The Nashville nights. Yeah. Yeah. It would be good. Yeah. You have to correct me.

Yeah. If I had that money, I would buy you how cool. That it's the only thing that it's the

last exclusive thing. Who would you buy? I mean, I'd try to buy the bears. They would never sell.

Well, you don't know that. If you got a Elon money, like if you got Godfather money, where you can make anybody an offer. Okay. Like, you know, I'm literally saying like what if what if Elon is like, I don't know if you guys love this. But put it like that. It's my favorite thing. Well, this is doing what I'm programming SpaceX. Oh, my money is yours. So you guys each you split. Yeah. Elon's money. If you can see you're buying the commander. No, no, no, no, no, no. Wrong. Wrong.

Look, I buy by the Dallas Cowboys and I'd shut them down forever. I would just guess what. I would sell the French in the parks. Hey Seattle. You thought it was tough losing the Sonics? Yeah. Wait till I put the sea off the lung day. But that's so it's let's say under this circumstance, you can't buy your own team.

“I think the move would be to do a Sonics or a Chargers. I'd buy like the Chargers and move them back to San Diego.”

And just become the King of San Diego. And everyone's like, this guy is the greatest guy ever. I'll tell you what I do. I buy the Lakers, move them back to ministry. And then so does that. Two motherfuckers and everything he takes. By the Ravens, move them back to the Browns. I mean, two Browns, you competing Browns? We're literally doing endgame on snapping the fingers. I'm friggin' sports French. I say, hey, Colts? Colts. Yeah, back and forth. Yeah, that would rock sick.

Yeah. Grinsville Brooklyn Dodgers would be awesome. Oh, the fucking Harlem Giants? I'ma say it was a good Giants fan, but I wouldn't mind seeing the Harlem. Yeah, I mean,

Montreal should have a baseball. Yeah, they really should. I might be the one thing where I understand why because French Canadians being like, like, these. You have a good, the first three months of the season and then nothing. Because you, I mean, people old heads

will remember baseball season was always the stories on ESPN were always the exposer,

unbelievable. But it was May. Yeah. And then they just get the shit kicked out of them.

“The rest of the season. The best thing it ever happened to was lock out here because they were”

in first place. It was like the exposer going to win the world series. Yeah. Then they took it away. It's like expose what a one-to-one series won the COVID champions. Yeah. That's, you know, I do that same series. I go Matt Williams would have hit would have broke Roger Maris's record. Yeah. Because I think I think, I think, I think Matt will get up. Yeah. He had like 40 home runs at that time. Yeah. It was like third basmer for the Giants would have broke fucking Roger Maris's.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's COVID. You could just say, oh, yeah, that team would have won. I mean, Florida State, they put, uh, they have a banner for basketball. They were number four. I think ranked number four when COVID happened. That's an actual banner. We're trying to buy it. That's true. I'm just, I'm trying to become the house of the most like pathetic banners possible. That's fun. Because we have Jim R. Say, actually, before he passed, gifted us the 2014

AFC finalist banner. Like the, the one that paces like we lost in the AFC championship game.

We haven't hanging in our office. Dude, that's uh, when McDaniel first took the job and

when he went with Kyle the San Francisco after the Atlanta New England Super Bowl. I was at his apartment at, you know, like the apartment that we're running in San Jose and we're just like eating dinner and then at one party goes, you want to see my losers ring? Oh, and they had the NFC championship ring. And he pulled it out. I was like, oh, yeah. So we keep this hidden because I don't want to look at it. Yeah. Yeah. I get it. But it's sick. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you got to do like a gift card or something

that's so, whoa, fiber muscle loads. Yeah. Oh, shit. We're going to chillies. I mean, if you don't use it in a year, it's gone. Oh, well, dude, that wouldn't be so funny. You lose the NFC championship game and then it's going around giving you loads, cause they could look, they're doing a lot with lumber now. Oh, he didn't have a 28 to three lead in the Super Bowl. Yeah. That's hard to against best, so it's full of time. I can I tell you what's funny is I blame myself because I was watching

that in my apartment in Queens, New York and I went big dangles about to get a Super Bowl. And then Tom Brady pulled off the greatest cup of all time. Yeah. I was like, oh, shit. Oh, shit. So yeah,

“I mean, now I'll just have to win a Super Bowl to charge. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You have to show it.”

Yeah. It's super pumped, dude. Yeah. It's fun watching them. Well, Justin Herbert is the best. It's also, you have no idea. This is the guy I have known since we're 12 years old. He's in revenge mode in a way. Yeah. That like, you know how you know your middle school friends were like, yo, that you didn't want to fight. Yeah. Yeah. He's like ready and the art like dude. He's just calling the plays and the hard balls letting them roll. Yeah. This is actually, I didn't even like

connect it, but it's funny because the Justin Herbert 2-a-thing was a debate, obviously. Yeah. And the draft. And now you have like a common denominator where you're going to see who they're supposed to happen. Yeah. Whatever the stats are. Yeah. But I think it's going to be, I mean, I'm very excited. I'm very excited to go to sofa and not be a Ram's game. Yeah. And I'm a call in the San Diego Chargers. Yeah. I'll move him back. There was, there was a mobile I think when he got hired by the

Dolphins, me and Big Cat were like, we like him a lot. We just don't know how things are going to go if things go bad. Are they going to get really bad? And he answered all those. Like he was it, he was a good coach through some really tough seasons where he did not lose a locker room. Like you could look at that team and say they all had his back at the end of it. So I feel like it's it was beyond things that were a little bit beyond his control. People were acting like he didn't

almost win a playoff game and Buffalo was Skyler Thompson. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We just got to work on the

cold Nicole. He's. Yeah. I've never said one baby. Yeah. Yeah. He's in LA. Because you wait, like,

you know when you see someone on TV and you're like, that guy's cold. Yeah. But he, and then he played in the coldest game and put on those people died. I was there. Yeah. People died in that. It was horrible. Were you, were you in a suite or were you a sweet thing? Yeah. You think I'm freezing luck to see something? Me and Big Cat. We were with the Dolphins. Get out of here. We were to a Patriots bills game back and like when was that 2021 2020? It's Max Jones. It was a shout out

“Mac Jones. Shout out Mac Jones back 10 baby. Yeah. He saw dead body. Remember that? Yeah. That was crazy.”

Mac Jones. I saw it so super weak. I saw we went to Kiddles party and I brought my friend and Mac Jones there. We were talking in my friend was so hammered. He's like, so where'd you go to college? To Mac Jones? We got to get the fuck off. Yeah. We got to get the fuck off. He's like Alabama. So we were at this game and it was like, I think the wind show was maybe 20 below. It was seriously like 50, 60 mile an hour winds where people would try to feel goals. The kickers would kick

and warm ups and the boat would just fall straight. It was like the music game where they completely like one pass. Yeah. Patriots just stopped running the football and so crazy. It was like one of the

sweet. Yeah, we're certainly close. Which was a great way to watch. Should he football was in there?

“Yeah. But that that chiefs game that was like, I remember seeing, uh,”

McDaniel and two of before the game and be like, they're fucked. They're cold. They're just too cold. Sometimes you get too cold. I would get too cold. So that's football's that easy. It's really too cold. Dude helmets cracked. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Literally helped us cracked on the, uh, the craziest shit was me and my friend Chad who we all go to McDaniels games together because we all grew up together. We were on the field with Mike's in laws like waiting to say what's up to Mike

and the temperature, the thermostat on the field was doing like a time travel thing. Oh my god. It was going like back in time. It was like through so fucking cold. The thermostat was like, I don't know what the fuck temperature it actually is. Yeah. It was crazy. Yeah. Yeah. McDaniels were in like six layers and then Andy reads on the other side of London shorts. Oh my god. Love it. Yeah. This is burger. Yeah. This is good football. Yeah. It's kind of brisk. Yeah.

Dude, his mustache. Do you remember his mustache? Yeah. Yeah. It was crazy. It was crazy. It was like, uh, we were in the parking lot. We were like wanted to go tailgate to see what was going on. But it was like being in space. So you'd like go out and my friend drove, my buddy Chad and his brother drove from Colorado. So they were there from Denver and we just get in his truck and warm up and then try to go back out. Yeah. And like you would literally get like maybe 10 minutes out of the car.

“Yeah. Fuck this. You have to tie rope around you. I just like, I don't want to get off to it.”

But you're floating away. I do feel like cops would like arrest you or like threaten to arrest you if you were outside too long. They're like, hey, listen, you're going to die. It would make somebody else.

But it's it's also like, so the the bear's playoff games is your second one. The ram's game wasn't as cold as

happened. It was like zero degrees. And you you feel like it's like the manliest thing you can do is like getting prepared for that. Yeah. I'm going to war. You should go. You're just you're just put on an extra pair underwear dude. It's also really funny because you really do. You put on like, yeah, almost like figure skating. Yeah. Yeah. It's you. I'm like, it's stay puffed man. You go. This is so tight. And then I have my puffy coat. Oh, yeah. It's like damn. I'm hard. And then when you peel off,

you feel like you climbed a mountain. Yeah. It's like all you did was drink 10 beers and sit in a seat. That's it. I went back to that hotel in Kansas City and like took all my stuff off and it was like like a climb Devon. Yes. Yeah. You've got a little sweat going from the car. Yeah. Need some soup. But I was also furious because I lost a friend up there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because the chief's one and I was like, give me the fuck out of here. Yeah. There's nothing worse than being there. They were mean dude.

Really. They were they were fucking meat broke. I went to that bills game when the dolphins lost. And they were like Buffalo about it. Yeah. They were like, hey, you guys play a good game. Yeah. Good luck. Good luck. You know, like I know we're division rivals. But good luck. Thanks for coming out. Kansas City was like. Get the fuck out. You're like stopping so meat. They were like popping little balls of champagne and they're like, fuck you. We asked to get,

you know, McDonald's wife was like trying to get to them after the game and we're like, we're just like escorting her and me and my friend Chad and we're like, hey, how do we get to the and they're like, what? Just like shitty. Don't be shitty. Don't be shitty. How's it? The legitimately made me hate the chiefs. And my buddy Rob works for the chiefs. And whatever I'm in Kansas City's like, we got to get you to a chiefs game. I'm like, no, you don't. Yeah. And I don't want to go.

You got two super balls over the diners and you beat my friend in the pile. Yeah, you fuck you. Yeah. That's the team that you don't want anything to do. I don't give you shit. Yeah. I'm about the chiefs. Do you have a, do you have a, do you have a, do you have a special soon? Yeah, and June for Netflix. Nice. Yeah. So it'll come out like probably beginning at 2020's 7. What, what number is that

special wise? Uh, it's my third hour, like a official hour. And is it all done? Like you, you have

the, that hour's done. Yeah. That hour's done. Are you, when, when you're, when you get to the

“point of the special, you're like, oh, no, because you, you have to keep doing it, right? Yeah,”

you. Well, I've got to have running it. I'm running it. Like, I got more, I think I have like six more shows before we tape it. But it is one of those things where it's like your senior to your high school. Yeah. We're like, I'm ready. Yeah. I'm ready to go. Yeah. But I love it. I love, I think it's my best hour easily. And it's been like fun to, you know, a dimmer first theater tour, and it was like, sick. Yeah. It was like, oh, fuck, but you get up there and you go, I'm going to come back here.

Like, guys, be cool. Let me do this again. This is too much fun. Yeah. But I'm going to, I'm taping in June, and then I'm going to hit like a bunch of tiny clubs to build a new hour. Oh, nice. And that's like the shit that you love is a comic. It's like growing up. I was

always like, dude, I can't wait to do weekday shows at clubs and sell out. And that's what's awesome.

Like, doing a Monday and Tuesday and like, win the pay. Yeah. It's fucking rules. And then after you tape the show, as it's like going to the editing process, you still keep doing shows with that same material. If you do like taping, you cut it. You like, dude, like, I know what jokes I won't ever do. I won't probably ever do my clothes around this hour after I tape it because that was like the first joke that really was locked in. So it's been with me the longest. And

it's a real personal story. So I'm just like, I can't wait to tape that. And then just be fucking

theater that's down the street from the liquor store where my dad worked at. Oh. So it's like

“real cool. Yeah. Hell yeah. Yeah. Hell yeah. So it's like fun as hell. When I told the lady that”

on the theater that she was like, I definitely bought booze from your dad. I was like, well, he was probably drinking on the jam. Yeah. Fun thing about him is coffee cup was probably filled with

a party. That's great. We're just up there for the, for the Super Bowl. We had never like really,

I'd never traveled outside of the downtown part of San Francisco. Oh, that's the worst part of my boy. Yeah. It's like when people live in New York and they're like, yeah, they've been stationed up here. Yeah. The time square is cool. And you go, that's not New York City. Yeah. But we're finally like branched out a little bit. I really like San Francisco. It's one of the best cities in the world. It's super cool. Like it's beautiful. Especially when you go up north and you go across the

Bay Bridge. So on the side, yeah, Bay Bridge is over to East, like the East Bay to East, to Oakland and stuff. If you go over the Golden Gate Bridge, that's where I'm taping. Oh, yeah. It's in Marin. Oh, you're watching Marin is like maybe the nicest place in the country. Fantastic. Mill Valley. And it's is where it's, you know, 10 degrees, 15 degrees, one right all times. The best weather in the world. Yeah. It is sweatshirt in the morning, t-shirt in the afternoon, back to a sweatshirt at night. That's

perfect. Yeah. It's the best weather. Yeah. And it's just like, you know, I was there when I was really little. My whole family's from the East, my dad's family's all from the East Bay and shit. So as a 49ers and giants fan, I just go there and I'm like angry if sports aren't happening. Yeah. Because I'm like, oh, such a, so like, I'm going to go out there to the tape special, but also probably going to change to catch as many giants games as I can. Yeah. It is an underrated sports city, too,

in terms of just like success for just about every franchise. Every franchise has championships, except the sharks, sharks don't have a standard. They've been good. They're going to be good. They're a fun team. They're really fun with that fucking, uh, young kid they got. Macons Celebrine is unbelievable. Yeah. Because I'm, you know, I'm Katie's family's a huge hockey family. So I'm marrying

into a hockey family, which I never was a hockey guy. So now I'm getting into hockey in a way that

I'm going to shut up. How, now we're, I'm a Bruins. I'm going Bruins. Maclin is awesome, but Maclin is like, my dad tried to get me into the sharks when they first happened. Yeah. When they first came out, because my dad was like, they areas hockey team, but I'm Bruins, baby. Yeah. People really do care about the, the sharks, though. Yeah. Like, there's a high-hard San Jose. It's also San Jose. And everything else, like, even though the Niners are in Santa Clara, obviously San Francisco

claims them, but like San Jose is like, this is our fucking team. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, Zach, you got a question for Dan? Get over here. We introduced Zach to Dan. Hey, you got no glasses. Oh, shit. It's, there you go. Mike. Oh, there we go. Zach. Oh, there we go. And drop.

“What was going on then? How are we doing the name of Zach? How are you doing?”

Doing well. Yeah. Quick question. I was curious. I heard, I heard you mentioned in the past so you do like to hop on the game from time to time. And I was just curious. What are your thoughts on the current state of video games? And how, if you think we're in a bad spot right now,

or not? Not at all. I think where you, I think it's never been a better time to be a video

game player. What do we, what do we run in here nowadays, Dan? Right now, I'm a con, are you a computer or a console guy? I mean, a console or a computer guy? Recently, switch to PC, but my, my heart will ever always be with the console. Yeah. My PS5 guy. Okay. Played arc Raiders. What do you think about the update? I don't, I don't really like the new map, but I like that they buffed the Bettina, because I got that blueprint. Oh, got me. You catch me top side. I got a Bettina on me.

You got that thing on me. You're just, you're just, you're crafted. You got the plan. Okay. But I'm in a pair of lobbies, baby. I'm there to take out arc. I'm not a PVP guy. You shoot me, you're trying to rat me. I will fucking slime your ass, but I don't want to do it. So you're going to

“PVE? You want to play with your environment? I don't PVE, baby. I'm all about, I think that's what”

this world means. More PVE. Less PVP. But the PVP, that's how you, that's how you tune the skills. You know, I mean, you're like, it's so good at looting them. We need you PVP. Nah, dude. PVP. I'm going to tell you right now. I'm just going to start shooting everybody. I'm going to get mad and scream. I killed the guy one time, because he ran up on my group. And as I was killing, I was like, why you make me do this with my prox Mike? Why the fuck you make me do this?

Dead. But yeah, arc Raiders is number one, and I'm excited for the Wolverine game, and I'm excited for the Halloween game that's coming out. Also, college football 27. Yeah, good. I don't understand anything you guys just said. But I think I appreciate the enthusiasm. Well, you put college football. Yeah, love it. So this is something that you, so I run a dynasty as you do. Yeah. You always pick a shitty team. Yep. So I hired a Toledo. Okay. This year for when I bought college football

26, I started with East Carolina. Okay. Built the Pirates. Oh, love it. Built a lot. Go so big in the middle of the field. It's sick. Yeah. Also, there are uni combos, unbelievable. Built up East Carolina, went to Minnesota because I wanted that big ten action. Okay. Turn them into a dinosaur. Okay.

Well, you went backwards. What backwards? Because I wanted to build them up, because I knew it's

30 years, and then the dynasty closed. Right. So I was like year 26, and I'm like, let's build a BAMhurst boy. I leave UMass Amherst. Dude, my last game. I'm in the playoffs against Washington. I hold him to a field goal. I'm on the three yard line. Give it to my four-star running back. He runs in. Fumbles at the goal line. You know how you change? Yeah. Can you get the Fumble out? Yeah. Wouldn't let me challenge game over to Washington and of diamonds. Oh, that's like the

“answer. How long did you sit there with like a blank screen being like, what just happened?”

I now hoping going. That is literally the ending of Friday Night Lights the movie. Yeah. I'm getting goosebumps thinking about that. It was the end of an era for you too. So let me tell you exactly what I did. Fuck that noise restarted the dynasty,

Colorado State Rams. Ram down, baby. I made my fucking second year. I want to title,

but I've gotten two maps out of what's championship. Yeah. And your next I see. I'm sure that you're going to, you're going to look for some revenge against the Huskies. Like, you're going to try to take jobs and put you as a rival. But you want to Oregon, you're looking at that Oregon job now. I'm telling you right now, my first thing I did on custom schedules, a lot of Washington week one. Yeah. You got it. And I beat the breaks off. What happens when you try to explain

it to Katie what you're doing? Because like that, that has been such a supportive wife. But is there ever been a moment where it's not just wife? You got to do press conference, being like, listen, like, all credits of my wife. She literally will do it. I'm a great recruiter. I got her. I recruited her. She'll give a thing when she walks by in our apartment. She'll walk by the office while I'm playing. And she goes, what we do, we ram it up. And I was like, oh yeah, we just took off.

We just took out, fuck it, uh, boysy skin on the blue. He's going to start calling her Miss Katie like this. Miss Katie, we just got a three-star recruit out of Mississippi. But you know what it's funny is. And what I did while I was running the dynasty is when McDonald was in Miami. He goes into the office, it like two AMs sometimes. So if I was up late playing, I would call him and tell him about

“my recruiting class. How did I get a five-star running back? Did I think it's going to bite on me?”

And he goes, east to western north to south. I go, pure north to south. Got it on bread again. So he goes, yeah, that's what's up. One time he goes, you know, I love speed. He goes, this is speed. I go 94. He goes, you know, I love speed. It was funny. Yeah, I think I had a different experience because I had a newborn during COVID and I would tell my wife like, listen, we got to be, we got to like be a 10 of today. We got a big game against bailers. Yeah, I don't really care. Like,

we got to, we got to six months old. There's a human. Yeah, yeah. But it's COVID outside. I was like, a bailer. But bailers. Yeah. And I'm the old sea of Texas tech and I'm trying to get a head job. And we're in wake up. Yeah. I'm trying to, I'm trying to unlock the developmental skills.

Do you start as O.C. That's what I always do. No, I start as high coach. Oh, I start as O.C.

Then try to work my way up. I like that. That's fun. Because also what you do is you get guys into the league. So you're pro-protection. Yes. And it's just fun to be because like if you start as O.C. You can at a small school. Like I went like Toledo to like USC to Texas tech all as O.C. And then got my head coaching job. Do you want to know the game? It really feels like you earned your head coaching job. Do you want to know the case? Should I've ever done play an NCAA? When Shane like back in like 2017,

when Shane was on the road with me, he loved NCAA and I had 2014 in the Xbox 60. And I would do defense or I would do offense. He would do defense and special teams.

“And then we both were crew. And then one time we were on the road together. And I think we were”

running a dynasty with Colorado. And I jokingly but did by two Colorado Polo shirts. Dude. And we hit the road and I threw them one and I just remember Shane looking down and going, hell yeah. He was like, he was like, this week, it's about to be. That's not it. It was Boston at last Boston and he just was like, dude, we're going to just like dude, all we got to do is play NCAA. The thing to do shows that I was fucking good. That's not

by the way, that is not weird at all because I used to dress up in all. It's so fun. All the gear. It's so fun. Christmas this year. I was getting the teams were sending me the gear. Really? Yes, because I was streaming them. So they would literally send it and then that like because it was during COVID too, they would like the team accounts to be tweeting my results. Yeah. And there would be a shit load of people being like, we don't fucking care. Like this

loser shit in my dude. Come on. It's so fun. So fun. This year for Christmas, Kate, I was doing my dynasty at the time. I was at Colorado and Katie was like, I almost bought you a coach's jacket for Colorado. And then but the Pfizer dude, she, I but she didn't and I told I came in the room. And I was like, just moved just to Syracuse. She's like, you got to tell me this. I almost ordered you a jacket. Which part of being a coach is why you got it. But I didn't do that. It's not

been moving all the time. So it's funny is the whole reason that you mass Amherst was I got the offers and I go, we're not going to Troy. You mass Amherst? He goes, I'd love to go home again.

Well, the new one, Shane got me. Don't be streamed. Okay. Because you know what I did? I changed passing. Yeah. And it fucked me up. So I was only throwing shallow. I wasn't doing little problems in. Yeah. And he first game was close. Second game. We streamed for EA. He beat the piss. Yeah. I think we did a stream right before you. Yeah. And then I got him later in the night. But he was drunk. Because we did a show at Helium and Philly went back to his place and

were playing. And I beat him and he was doing the Shane thing. He's like, big man. Big man beat him up on a drunk man. He's just tickling from the wind. He was like, fuck, dude. I'm going to bed. This sucks. He's like, got you. But he's nasty. He's good at it. But what's funny is, people watched me lose that stream. And I was on the road. And like, people were talking shit to me. Yeah. Like dudes I worked with. Like guys that were seeing for me were like,

yo, you heard your garbage. And so we were at our link. We were in Addison Improv and Dallas. And the MC was like, yo, I brought it with me. And I was like, put it in the green room. Yeah, that's right now. I want the fucking smoke. Yeah. And I ran. We did the randoms. I was Duke.

“And I beat the fucking tits off. I mean, I was like, that's what you know. Yeah. This is what the”

fuck we're doing. Yeah. You're not that guy, pal. Yeah. You'll watch it on TV. Then you get in the room. You're in the kitchen. Yeah. Man in the arena. Yeah. Yeah. Real big man up in the bleachers. Fucking come on down here. Get stuff around. We just shabby like, like, spamming the plays though. Because like, we would we would sit down when we played. I got I got my ass kicked. But then I was like, I think I can put together a decent game plan. If I run these same like three or four players. Yeah.

I have one of the mutual friend of Shane and I is dead. He's nasty at the game. And like, I won't play him because I just know he's nasty. But then I had like six players for my dynasty that I was like, you just learned on me. Yeah. And then they worked once. And then the second time he was like, oh, you're going to go in the middle pick. Oh, you're going to throw a deep pick. Yeah. Yeah. And then you get like little kid frustrated. Yeah. When you're a plays that

always work don't work. Yeah. I don't want to do this. And he just keep running it. No. I mean,

“I, the chat you should just kill me because I would, I would spam. I just ran shark wheel over and over.”

Every time I got into bad spot, shark wheel. But, uh, they made me feel so bad about it. Like, you just run the same plays over. I'm like, dude, a playing winning football. Dude, he was calling me RuPaul because I kept running drag routes. He's like, oh, look, it's RuPaul's drag route. And then it's just for you to have a lot of background back me. I was getting so bad. Oh, hey, RuPaul, you're running one of your drag routes. Oh, man. So good. So much fun. All right. I got one last question. There's

been awesome. Dude, love having you. Oh, I sure. Robac question, RHOBACK dot com, promo code take 20 percent off your first purchase, Qsips, Polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts, rowback dot com, promo code takes that. Come back out here for a little robot question. I know you got another one. Zach loves video games. Loves video games. I love I love. So getting anyone to talk his language. Like, when you guys were going back, you said, I think there was a PvE PVC. Yeah,

you, that's like, you know, it's like, you're playing against the computer. You're playing against other people in rather players. Yeah. PvP means your other players are shooting at you on level. PvE is there's like giant machines that you're trying to kill. Yeah. I usually play. So I do the fly around the flight simulator. And I usually just go PvE because you can design these like really intricate missions. Yeah. We feel like you're doing top gun. But then I get into a PvP environment

and I'm just getting shot. I've never hear him coming. Yeah. I'm dead. Like the second after I take off.

It's a big boost to my ego, honestly, to play PvE all the time. Yeah, because you go, I'm getting something done. Yeah. So I like the teamwork. Yeah. We killed that giant robot. Yeah. That might be our

“future. Yeah. We're training. Yeah. So this might be good to take out drones. Right. You have to”

shoot their fucking turbines to get around. Yeah. We, have you ever played video games so late that you missed something waking up? Uh, no, but I have played video games in the evening to where I'm late to show. Oh. Which is hard to be at a comedy club and be like, why were you late? And you immediately, if you're in New York, you go subway. Yeah. But if you're a real answer is Colorado State. I'm sorry, the ramps. The ramps are down 17 in Lincoln. And you think I'm

not battling back. What about a pausing? You tell him, don't tell him my little stories. You fuck out of here. All right, exactly. So then I was curious, if we do ever get granted thought of

six, it's kind of on the horizon we may never get it. If we do get it, are you hoping in the role

player you happen into the story mode? Story mode first. Okay. And then I'll do role play. Then you hop into our P. Yeah. That I'll do it R.P. But story mode first for sure. And when it comes to our P. Are you more of like, uh, you want to run on as business like a cardiovascular shape or a taco truck or are you kind of, are you in the streets or are you kind of in the, I'm for the streets. Okay. I'll put some for bank robberies. I'm full, Michael, just let me go, let's go rob some shit.

Yeah, I don't want to run an actual business. It always reminds me of the Rick and Morty, where he does the simulator. And then he takes it off and he goes, you went back to the carpet store

fucking nuts. He's guys are streaming not running a video tape store. Yeah, like a blockbuster. Yeah,

yeah. Old school one. Yeah. We're like, we're singing TapesCon, candy and snacks right now. Good for you, house business. Business is good. We recently, we were waving fees early on, but like we're kind of behind the ball when it comes to income. So we're going to have to start handguides over that. I like that. And also he made these robber back to you. Yeah. You also are built, are you just, you're playing a game where you just dig a hole? That, that has been completed memes tag to the,

the depths of the earth and that hole. Really? Yes. They were just digging a hole. I don't want we'd walk into our studio and they'd just be in the corner digging a hole. There, there are certain areas of video games that I just don't go, but I will repeat like, I'll probably play college football to the day. Yes. Absolutely. And I'll run a dynasty and people go, I'll see you online and get that smoke. You go, no, because I'm, you know what I'm doing, pv. Yeah. I'm playing the computer.

Yeah. I'm running my dynasty. Yeah. Because playing it's humans just like, it, it's a, it's a real, great, great exactly a spam and like, I just want to play and, and I want to, I want to be able to shut my brain off and pretend that I'm the head coach of a, of a college. Also, I got this freshman Edelman at the end that is just absolutely ripping. Yeah. And he's a 67 overall, but the guy has 15 stats. Guys, the limit. So what are we doing with the dev trade?

Yeah. Are we up? Are we up to a fucking real problem? You can't walk away from those, those kids are, they came there not only to, to, you know, win football games, but to become men.

Exactly. And that's your most important job as a coach. Like, you'd feel bad if you left

“you banned your team. You need to get, you need to get Katie to start like baking stuff for”

the team, but it's just you. Yeah. That is Katie Morley's idea before the game. Oh, Miss, oh, Miss Katie's jumbo line. I did, I just stand in her team dinner. She's, she's me, she's me, Katie in her dog. I got, she's, she's a booster. I got a booster. Miss Moodle, we have a whole team over before the night soon. I'm literally pitching this for a Saturday. Yeah. Team dinner. What are we doing? We stopped team dinner. Let's go. It's all about karate. Yeah.

Now, I'm legitimately excited to fly back to New York for my dying. Yes. Yes. It's like dirty talk for me. When I go, who do I have next? Yeah. Because I know there is nothing worse than being away from it for a few days. You're like, God dammit. And you know what? I was in the thick of

mountain west competition. Because I beat number one LSU because they beat me in the playoffs,

but then I beat number three Michigan and we jumped into the top 25 and now just house and mountain west teams. Yeah. I think we got New Mexico. I think we got the low bows. That is practice now. Yeah. It's just like, let's just get the stats up. Yeah. Yeah. You've got to take in one week at a time, though.

“That's how you get caught. That's how you get caught. Right. Like, that's how you get a trap game. Absolutely.”

It happened to me with Air Force. Yeah. To rivalry game. I'm thinking whether they run in the option. Next thing I know, I'm cursing up a story. Yeah. Yeah. Also, have you ever considered like do you do the thing where if you're getting beat by an Air Force and a game you're probably favor by like 25 points, have you ever unplugged? Uh, you know what? It's the sign of maturity. Take in the elves. Yeah. It take in the elves because I was a reset guy until my mid to late 20s.

And then I was like, no, life's about taking it. It's also not fun to go on to feed it every year. No. It isn't like the hardships is actually the fun. Yeah. We lost. We have a loss right now. And I'm like, we're in a battle back. Yeah. We lost in Nebraska in Lincoln. Yeah. We're in a battle. It took me, we're during COVID. It took me legit me like nine seasons. So in a 90s. How fun is it? So much better. Yeah. This is so much, you know what's funny is when I play I smoke bowls.

And we're in an apartment building in New York. And there's new neighbors across the street. And they're very active in their windows. So I know they just watch me open my little window and blow a bucket. Why don't we smoke out? And then they can just see me sit on my couch and do the lean forward. So I've had to start shutting my blind. Yeah. Like I'm doing fucked up shit.

“Yeah. He was like, I don't want these people watching me. You need to put it like a sign up being like,”

I'm actually a very successful person. I'm not joking. There was kind of like, I want to like text them my IMDB. Yeah. Right. You're like, I work. I haven't worked. I'm like, very coded. This is me. I want to text them and let them know like, hey, we're actually seven and one on the year. Yeah. Yeah. And by the way, I respect Nebraska for their win. But I will see them in the playoffs. Oh, man. All right. Thank you so much, Dan. We had shit. That should have me.

I won't get ready for the special coming out. What do you think end of the year? I want to say probably January February 2020 set. Well, hopefully we see you before then. Fuck you. Come through Chicago. Absolutely. Yeah. Well. All right. Thanks, man. Yeah. Dude. Dan Soder was brought to you by our great friends over at Noble. Barsal's favorite footwear brand. I'm wearing mine right now. I am too. The cast got his on.

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citrus kick of Mountain Dew and American original. Grab a Dew. Taste and great since 48. Okay, let's wrap up the show. We got to FAQ's breaking moves. I have received a text back from a big dog before mask because I congratulated him. You still haven't done it. He said, "Thanks, bro. I appreciate you, Pizon." Love that. Did you offer you Jersey? It's all respect. No, I'll say, also Max once, 99 people.

What would you take in a trade? We would have to be for a big dog Max. If somebody called up "Hound Touchable." Untouchable? Untouchable. Somebody calls up "Howie" and they say, "Nope." You're a Josh Allen. It's actually a three-way trade. You're a Josh Allen, George Kittle. No, thank you. Trent Williams. Thank you, but no thank you. For big dog. Hang on. The chiefs want to get involved in this trade, too. They want to send over patch of my homes.

So you have my homes and Josh Allen. He's only one of those last Super Bowl. Okay. So nothing untouchable. Yes, no thank you. Okay. I would love to see what the contract is

“and for an untouchable guy. Do you think Dom's got no trade class?”

He's probably just, yeah, he's never going to be trained. He knows that. All right, I text him saying,

99 meatballs. So we get that. It's a great, great jersey. Epic use. Bow and row two. What moment? Oh. For tonight. What moment during the patch of party at Big Cat and PFT, you feel like there were two old to be out of Vegas patch of party? This might be a question for tonight's show. Oh, was it? If it's Bow and row two. This one's fine, though. What? Yeah. I would say it was, but what don't you understand? Bow and row two, the guy is the guy's going to the show.

The same might be Bow. He might be in row two tonight. He might be, it's might be one of the questions that we're having for tonight. What we can answer? We can answer both of the, um, I don't know. Well, you make it. Are you okay? Let's talk. Let's talk this out. Why are you making a face? What did we do some missions for questions for tonight? No. But for tomorrow's show, we have two shows today right now. We're quoting one right now for tomorrow. But,

but did we we're asking, are we doing questions for the show tonight? I, like, I don't think we are, right? Right. I thought we were like, I thought we were saying that as if there's that for tonight. Like, I don't know that was a plan for tonight. We did have something that we're going to do for a submissions for tonight's questions that we talked about yesterday. I don't know if that actually happened. This is a really

“well-planned show. I don't remember that. We'll talk about that off here. Let's answer this question for”

okay. I don't know. I don't know how PFT feels. I would say about 1 a.m. every night. Yeah. I mean, for me, I think it's a pretty easy answer and that's when we walked into, uh, to the nightclub. John Summit, to John Summit. Yep. And, uh, yeah, walking in, once, not even when we were at the bar or at our table, it was like, when you go into the dark, to go into the club. And all of a sudden, like, I can't really see that well or hear anything right now.

Once like two of your five senses start to go away, then you're like, I'm too old to be here. I thought it just gets into fight or flight mode. Yeah. I, you guys can tell us from your perspective, but I feel like PFT and I were like, if you go on a bachelor party and like, either the dad's come or like, you know, brother-in-law or someone, and it's like, hey, look, we're a little older. We're going to hang until we probably shouldn't be hanging anymore. And then we, I'm like,

my favorite time was we drank all day on Saturday. I had a great time drinking all day Saturday. Then by one thirty, I was like, yeah, you know what, I'm ready to go home. And I don't feel bad about it. I don't think you guys cared either at all. Yeah. Right? No. It's great time. We let the pubs go on. Yeah. So that was the fact that John Summit moment was, yeah, that was

Hmm, you don't want to be that guy at the club. Uh, what trends would the PMT show have participated in or blasted that occurred prior to the show beginning, which you all have been teabowing in the office, where there have been a version of the Harlem Shake. Oh, sure. It's not where you all would have been participating in a drawing a line on the Tom Fulery. Uh, we would have definitely done not want to play a game. It would have been day one. We would have, we were playing somebody

“would have gotten injured. I agree. So I definitely, I got another answer though. Well, I think I”

think we would have done some serious work in the park or community. I think we would have had some awesome battles with collecting beanie babies. Like big time battles. Mm-hmm. Like getting, you know, what was the, what was the one that was like the Queen Elizabeth one or of Diana princess Diana? Oh, yeah. Yeah. The one that Elton John like blessed. Like we would have started as a bit. And then we would have gotten very serious about it. Uh, and our studio would have

been full of beanie babies. Yeah. Have you seen that picture of the divorce? Yeah. The judges, that would have been awesome. Yes. When you had to take breaks off, we'd get to be babies. Like we're just doing as a joke. And then like, and then like, PFT, being like, Hank, look, I got this beanie baby you really want, and then Hank getting a bunch over the top. It would have been cool. I think we'd pocket. Yeah. Beanie baby. Yeah. We maybe we should just do that.

What about, uh, like, if we were in New York when when hip hop was coming out for the first time,

“we think we'd get like some cardboard boxes and like, you guys go out for a break dancing?”

I'm going to say no. I think maybe. I'm going to say no. We got Max. Ice bucket challenges. We did do that. That was a. Oh, not, not on the show. Yeah. Show. Yeah. We did. Um, what other challenges? Still, still don't want to think about all the time that I wish we had, maybe we still can do it in the office that that one that was during COVID, where people were trying to walk up the pyramid of milk crates and just like dying. Yeah. That was awesome. That was

good. I wish we also had gotten into the golf cart smashing to people thing, which still time on that.

Always maybe last shrink. Um, oh no. How do you, are you enough of a golfer now that you

could say shrink to me? No, no, I'm joking, but no, I'm in the shrink. We're in the shrink. We're in the shrink blasts. Yeah. Big time. Yeah. How do you balance busting each other's balls and supporting each other and he hidden stories about supporting each other? Supporting each other and he hidden stories about supporting your, about supporting your bros? Well, I mean, if there's ever real life stuff,

“we obviously always have each other's back. I think it's also just a kind of implied. We have”

each other's back. Yeah. Yeah. You don't have to like when I think it's just ball busting. It's just kind of just never stops. Yeah. There's not really like a fun ball busting time versus actually if we did a we should start doing that like a nap time or like once a month just be like our guys, let's support each other. That would be awkward. Yeah. Everybody go around the room saying something that you love about memes. Uh, no, but everyone, everyone in this room has been through

shit and like known that we're all there for them. So yeah, it's like an implied. It doesn't need to be said. It's just no, which is I think the best friendship you can have. I think if you

if we're like always like, hey, man, I support you. I don't know what it's like, what are you talking about?

Look at me. I would become ball busting. We do trust for you. Yeah. Well, you'd be like, wait, what are you doing? Are you doing a bit right now? Where's the camera? Why are you fucking saying that? That would a hundred. If I walked up to you, Hank, tomorrow's like, hey, just so you know, I support you. Yeah. The hundred percent thing I'm fucking what's happening. Right. And honestly, then if Hank was like, thank you, Big Cat. I really appreciate it. I think he's doing it to me.

Yeah, then you'd be like, that's kind of like, such that you're going to let another man support you like that. And it would just turn into another thing. The honest, yeah, the honest, sappy moments would last probably about two seconds. Yeah. We should try it. We should try it once. Just once. Yeah. All right, last one. I got a question for Zach. Oh, as you don't find your glasses from the gentleman's club, but you're going to buy a replacement or stop wearing glasses

and memorial of the lost glasses. Oh, we're going to get a new, I got to replace the pair so quick. We can't do memorials. I do. I appreciate that idea. I'll probably be equipped with a new pair of lenses very soon. You don't appreciate that idea. What's up? You don't like that idea at all.

No, actually, you're right. No, I don't. Even more, I don't know. I would never do that.

I'll get glasses up pretty quick. So like the day one, Lister's a part of my take would remember the time that I left my wallet in Cleveland. And then the cabs went on to win the NBA Championship. And that was, we said, maybe the wallet got things. Because I could have gone back to get it, but I sacrificed, I said, for the city of Cleveland. Do you think that there's a chance that

Stanley Cup? I'm in for that. I'm not opposed to that. But I don't want to take any credit

away from the golden nights. I would like to give all credit to them. Okay, yeah. Yeah. What do you got? Nothing. You guys got to stop saying cabaret? What? The strip club. No, you, you're the one who broke cabaret in our lexon. You guys kept saying cabaret. You did. Oh, the cabaret. They're going to wear pills. No, man, it's cabaret, but no, the strip club. Big Dom said, "Done, that's perfect for my guy." Nine on me, boss. My guy. Do you think we

“could sell potentially? Let's maybe do this because I think what we've learned from this is maybe”

we need to get like four or five extra pairs of glasses. And glasses are expensive. I don't know.

I'm not a nerd. So how much are glasses? I think divisionally impaired trends in all sorts of archetypes of men and women. Right. But, uh, so if just a linda, so you get the frames, we're talking with the eye test or we're not without the eye test. Without. So frames, probably, 100 bucks, and they charge like 50 bucks to put in the blue light lens, like 145. Okay. Okay, you're deal. All right, so we need to buy like five or six pairs of these. And I think

maybe we should put a t-shirt in the bar stool sports store that just says, "I lost my eye glasses

“at the strip club." Because that could work for a view club or cabaret. Cabaret parentheses”

strip club. Because that could work for anyone who's like, "I would wear that as a guy who doesn't have to wear glasses because then everyone's see the shirt and they're like, "That guy rocks, he loses glasses at the cabaret." That's cabaret. That's cabaret. That's cabaret. That's a shirt club. I feel like we wouldn't just sell too many of those shirts, but it would be funny for the people that would buy them. We should give it a shot. Keep right. Do that. To the three people who might

get those shirts, they look great on you. Okay. All right, we'll get that shirt up there. I mean, we sold not an inner course, inner course, check work. So why not? Zack's angles. Yeah. Okay,

“I lost my glasses between two tits. How about that? Oh, that'd be good. I think I lost the glasses”

because of the two tits. What if we... What if the big dog shirts so we make a big dog that looks like Zack and it says, "When the tits come out, the glasses come off." Big dog. That feels relatable. Yeah, right. I got 2020 vision when it comes to nips. Couldn't see him. I'm just so happy that you went back to fight, try to find him. You're like a Marine. There's no one left behind. No one just left behind. No glasses left behind. I thought there was a great chance I was going to find him. I really

did and then I never did. All right, good show boys. We back in studio. Oh, that's you.

So gross. We back in studio on Friday show. We will have a recap by the way of the games. We'll actually watch the night games. Numbers, I'm going to spin. I have to show a part of my balls. I'll let it deck dot dev. Oh my god, bro. Oh, 70. 77. 5. 21. Max Colton. 76. 76. 17 for Dom. Spinning, spinning, spinning. 66. If somebody say 66. No, Max is 12. Colton, what'd you say? 56. We were 56. 69 combo. Together. 66. Well, combos.

Okay, happy birthday to Angel Reese, Sam Decker, and Chris Paul, Chris Paul's 40 today. Happy birthday, Chris Paul. Also Jason Whitten, the Cam Decker. Dickers, a kicker. Nice. Good birthday. Love you guys. [Music] [Music]

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