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Yeah, why not my tailgate, why not my tailgate, why not my tailgate, why not my tailgate. Welcome to part of my take presented by draft kings. The crown is yours. Today is Monday, April 6th and then there were two PFT, the road ends here. Think we've got UConn, verse, Michigan in the national championship on Monday,
nights, and we got to recap everything to happen this weekend. Okay, but first, the chain smokers.
The chain smokers. Hey, can you get a chain smokers? I love the chain smokers. I was I was so confused when that was happening and it just kept going and they kept going and the two guys ran out on stage. I was like, is this the chain smokers? Because they respectfully, I don't want to track from the body of work that the chain smokers is done, like the chain smoke. They've been extremely successful. Hank, you're a big chain smoke. I feel like you're about to disrespect the smoke.
I thought no, no smoke. No, I'm an absolute smoke. I'm a chain gay. I'm on the chain gay. All right, you can be chain gay. I'm a smokehead. Okay, and it's not disrespectful. I say that the chain smokers, they look the most like a podcast of any massively successful EDM group. I thought they were podcasters that were too white guys. Yeah, I was in the building on Saturday night. I feel bad for the chain smokers. That was not exactly the crowd
that was set up for the chain smokers for the smokers. I don't think the smokers were going for the for the cry. Oh, I know they weren't, but still, they're going to be a check. Of course, they were going for the check and they probably got a fat check, but they're still got to be a little part of them because so Lucas on the stadium where the cults play massive massive stadium. I want to actually mention something about that in a second. They had, they were in one of the end zones. They had,
“I don't know, 40 people who I think were just paid actors to come in looking like they weren't”
at a basketball game and dancing in front of their DJ set, like booth and the rest of the crowd
because if you've never been to a Final Four game, just imagine how many middle-aged dudes can you fit
in one football stadium with that they just wear for a bird. That's exactly what the Final Four is. So then you get the smokers out there and everyone was just looking around like, what the fuck is going on right now? No disrespect smokers. Yeah, that those are the paid actors in front. It was very bizarre. The arena was literally on fire. Yeah. And just like burned the place down. I forgot that there was a basketball game coming up afterwards. I was like, I wanted
To go outside smoke and cigarette after the smokers got off stage.
because I mean, you guys were watching on TV, the pre-game. They had the fake James Nace Smith. Oh, yeah, yeah. They had like nine people on a desk. I know that, you know, a bar stool. We like to pack people on a desk and as many people as possible, but I think there was nine people at one point. You didn't enjoy the game of Nace Smith or No Smith? Yeah, Nace Smith or No Smith is a pretty excellent game. Max has taken a said like he's upset about something. I don't like your tone when referring
to the chain smokers at all. I think you're saying you're chained gang. I'm on the challenge. It's smokers. I'm chained. Well, he's chained gang. I'm smoking. I've been chained. Yeah, dude,
the chain smokers. Like listen, you don't like, no, you don't like, I've never heard an artist
go on stage and be like, let's take it back to 2015. Like an 11-year callback. It's usually like,
“hey, let's go. Anybody out there remember the 70s? Hmm. They're like, hey, you remember?”
Those guys are dead. You remember where you were like 10 years ago? Let's get in that vibe. Yeah, 10 years ago was sick. Yeah, 10 years ago was sick. I agree, which is why I like the chain smokers and like the concert. In fact, I think that they should take closer and that should be the new one shining moment and just be like, let's get in. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, no, let's get in. Yeah, you're being sarcastic. Let's get in the transfer portal because we're leaving
there, no, but yeah, we leave them there, no, but yeah. I'm not being sarcastic. I thought it would just make no sense for the final four and it was really weird in awkward in the stadium. I'm not being sarcastic. It's racist. That racist. Yeah, yeah, good point. Why? You're against the big artists at a big sport, you know? Go on, Hank. Keep going because I know what you're trying to do, but I, there's no possible world where you're going to land this plane. I already did. No,
you didn't play land on. How? How is this point Hank? Point Hank. And guess where if the plane doesn't land, Hank will still give you a shout out. Yep. It's facts. Well, no, I just think, you know,
“whether you're not the intended audience and he's at those, they're actually fantastic. I think I”
am the intended audience if they're at the final four. You would think that great. Yeah, right, Hank. Like, yeah. Yeah, I was 30 when the change focus were rocking. I, I end the intended audience. I don't yeah. I thought that they did an excellent job again, paid. I'm not going to hate on them getting paid. No, definitely not. Okay. Let's talk about the game, so you kind of Illinois. It was going into this final four. We all were very excited. We had this idea that the number one first number two team
Arizona Michigan playing the, the, the, the late game was going to be one of the best games of all time. We had Illinois versus UConn, the early game, which I was saying, don't sleep on that game. It's gonna be great. Turns out both games kind of stunk and the Illinois UConn game was just UConn being
better at what UConn wants to do in Illinois, a combination of, it felt like they were never comfortable
and they just had horrific, horrific shot luck where I think every single ball just like rimmed out. UConn was banking threes. Yeah. UConn at one point had more bank threes than Illinois had
“assists. Yeah. Like halfway through the first half. Yeah. So, uh, but that, that's what UConn does.”
They're offense. We'll always find mismatches. They'll always get guys open, looks, brilliant mullins out of the, the unbelievable game against, you know, the unbelievable shot against Duke on Sunday. He's back in the in theapolis is too big for the freshman, not at all. Like he had not only the start of the game, right? UConn played basically a perfect first five minutes of a game, and uh, but he also hit that huge dagger three with, I think, 55 seconds left. And that's just
UConn. Like they are, they just know what to do. They've been there before. And that's what you expect out of UConn. It's not, not be pretty all the time. Their defense was, was very, very good all night. They were getting Illinois uncomfortable, and UConn will win a game like this. I think there's a combination of, uh, bad, bad shot luck, and also just really good defense by UConn. Yeah,
right shot. So like, so you know, they never got comfort. Yeah, they had, they had a bunch of
late. There's so many times when if, if UConn, if they would come in and turn over, miss a shot, quick rebound, Illinois pushes down the other side of the court, and they just put up like the most brick of a layup that you've ever seen. Um, the ball at one point, I who had the sitter that are like pretty much sat on the package. Yeah. It's so accurate sat on the back of the room, rolled off. Like they had a combination of very, very bad luck, bad shot selection, and also just
great defense by UConn. Wyglow was the only one that was able to get what resembled a good offense going. But like, even he had to just like at some point, he was taking some bad shots, too. Yeah. But he was the only spark that they had. The, uh, the ball that rolled off the, the cylinder and stayed on there forever. Yeah. You guys would like this in the, in the, in the sweet that we were in Dave just said Jake Marsh has came himself. Yeah. It was like, it was almost like a real life wedgie.
Like the, yeah, the ball stopped. It stopped. And then he just decided, okay, I can move again now.
It was, um, it felt like the spread of this game should have been like seven ...
Because that's right. Every time Illinois got it back and made it like a six point game or a seven point game, then UConn would just hit a big three. Yeah. And just like keep that distance in between them.
So it never got close enough to really feel like, uh, like, the lead was in serious jeopardy.
It was, it was, it was a front moment. Yeah. With a minute left. And then, but that's the thing with UConn is that, you know, Dave, they have had, uh, and we've talked it length about it. They're non-conference, you know, what they do in the non-conference outside of Danny Hurley's crash out of Maui, uh, last year. They've lost three total games and, and one of them was to the National Champion last year by two points. One of them was in Kansas on, it fog Allen. Um, they, they are so good when they need a bucket
to draw something up to get someone open, uh, and confuse the defense and run guys through screens, and pin downs, and all these things. And like even, there was a moment I think Brad underwood. He didn't have his best game. I thought there was a moment where he, Illinois started to get some momentum and he called the timeout as maybe like two minutes left. And then Danny Hurley, uh, they just, they just had a perfect, uh, offensive set for Terras Reed to get, uh, a post-touch and,
“and score and get an easy two. So it's just, that's what UConn does. They just, whenever they need it,”
they can get it. And that, and that's what it felt like, like, to your point. Every moment that felt like Illinois was getting back in it, and the crowd, it was 70% Illinois. Yeah, and it got loud every single time they had a little bit of a charge, and then UConn would just answer and answer with a bucket or a stop, and it just kept them, it kept them away the entire night. Yeah, it was, uh, Illinois, they got the lead, and I think there were like seven minutes left in the
first half. Yeah, battle back in there. There was 22, 21, they took a, a 1.0 lead, and then after that
timeout, then it was just all UConn from that point out. It never really felt like it was going to
be in jeopardy for the Huskies. And it's also the, we talked about all the time in football, the, the end of half, start of half situations. That was, that was apparent last night as well. Where it was, Illinois had fought back, and they had made it somewhat close game. That 22, 21, and then within the last, you know, I don't know, it was like the last five minutes of the game. Or five minutes of the first half, it ended up being an 8.0 lead going into half. So you were
back right at square one where UConn was playing a much better and, and comfortably in the lead. Yeah, and Illinois, so they, they got shut out by, by, um, by UConn earlier this year. I want to say I'm looking up right now. In the last three times they've scored less than 65 is all but
“UConn. There you go, because I knew it was, um, I think it was 62 or 61 points against UConn this year.”
And it happened in the tournament two years ago in the elite eight. Yeah, so that defense from UConn has Illinois's number. Yeah, it just does. And yeah, it was, it was bad shot selection. There's also panicking, and it was shots being effective, or affected, and it was just UConn swarming defense. The, uh, the saddest place to be in, in a final four is at the team hotel after a loss. I, I was staying at the Illinois hotel. I went, I drove back last night, but I went back to get my bags
and it's just, it's so tough. Because the final four is you guys all bend to it. It's, it's like a festive fun atmosphere. Everyone's having the best time. You're with your college friends. There's just a vibe to it. And then to have it ripped out of you on Saturday night. And you just kind of look up and you're saying, what, what the fuck I just want to go home. Yeah, it's the worst feeling. I, I imagine I, I saw Brad under would be an interview, and he just kept saying that he was sad.
Yeah, just like I'm just, my emotions are sad right now. It was an incredible season for
Illinois. Yeah, it was. It was, it was a, it was a great season. And it stinks. That's ripped away from you. But you can't, it was just a much better team. Yeah. There was a much better. The thing is, I don't know if you can. I don't know what Danny Hurley would say if you talked to him about like ranking the three teams that he's coached to the, to the championship game. My guess is that he would not say that this, no, is the most talented team that he said. That's where he's a championship game.
“I think that would probably be a second one. They do put up there. But he might say that this is”
the best team. Like like the way that they operate as a team to be able to get here, that, you know, since they might not have the talent that they had a couple of years ago to be able to reach the championship, it might be the best overall like all around team that said. Yeah. And there, I mean, they're, think about who they've, who they've now beaten on this on this run here. They beat, you know, the firm in game was weird. The UCLA, you know, it was a little bit closer.
Terrace read was unbelievable. UCLA was close, but they were, you know, Macron and UCLA. They were, they were playing good basketball down the stretch. Michigan State was a Dark Horse Final 14. Right. Duke was the number one seed overall in Illinois was, you know, had just gone to Houston and bullied Houston in their house. They've had a hell of a path. And they've, it just every time you're like, hey, you can, no way could they keep this up. They just keep
answering it. They keep doing it. So they shot 36% from three, which I think they were happy with.
What do you think they're going to need to shoot from three to when I'm one a...
that percentage probably like, probably 39. 40. Yeah. About 40. They care about going to have to
start hitting some threes. He's, he's, he's been in a funk. And he's going to, because you're going to
“need, I think that's the difference. I think when, when, you know, solo ball who's actually”
in a walking boot, but solo ball going to reefer seven, I think Braille Mullins was four for seven, carebend was one for seven. You need carebend to also be four for seven. Yeah. That it feels like you have a chance. And then my other question was, have we reached the Ryan Fitzpatrick went to Harvard with Braille and Mullins as from Indiana? Yeah, we're pretty close. I think we're pretty close. Did you know that Hank Braille and Mullins from Indiana? Well, this is everyone's doing the thing
right now. Dusty May is, it's Ohio State fans and Indiana fans are like, we could have had Dusty May. Yep, because there is a tweet going around that Ohio State announced like they did final interviews with Dusty May Jake Deibler that hurts. So Indiana fans are, are saying, oh, we could had Braille and Mullins and Dusty May, the whole fan fiction thing. Yeah, hurts. It does. It does. But they've, Indiana fans love doing that to themselves. Oh, yeah, big time. And also, Demory, I
“thought was unbelievable. He, I think he was, was he the one who had the big rebound, because that was it.”
The rebound when it was, I think before the Braille and Mullins shot, when he got an offensive rebound, but he ended up having seven, seven, nine, and seven, which is in a final four game. He was all over the place. That was, that was the possession. I think it was like a minute left. You con Mr. Shows, a four point game gets an offensive rebound hits the three, and that's it. That's lights out. Game over. Yeah. All right. The next game was supposed to be the best game
ever seen. And it might just be the best team we've ever seen, because it was an absolute demolition by Michigan to the point where I, I, I questioned it on Twitter, it maxed. I, I, I, I, I'm sure you saw this, but I was like, given the hype of this game and the one verse two, and they have five losses total between them, and everything everyone was saying, is this the most like thorough beat down in a final four game? And people were mentioning the Oklahoma villain over game from 2016.
Yeah. But Oklahoma wasn't Arizona. Oklahoma was good. It was a two and a half point spread in that game. Didn't you and see get their ass kicked, uh, like, I think it is, but I think I, I think you
would see got back in that game a little bit. You, I just remember, this was never a dog walk.
This was, I guess there was a moment. It was that moment where, um, it was like maybe a six or seven point game, and Arizona had two free throws missed both of them got the offensive rebound, then missed the front end of another foul, and then it was, it was basically from that point on. It was like, yeah, you guys have no chance. Well, it was crazy is right off the bat, Linda board gets in foul trouble. Yeah. He got two fouls like instantly instantly in the game.
And I thought that that's Arizona's chance. Like Arizona could win this game now. Boy was I wrong because Michigan seemed like they played better. And then he came back into the game. Then got injured. Yeah. He passed player only played 14 minutes. He played 14 minutes. And when he did play, he was affected by it. So I thought he actually didn't play bad when he got back, but he looks, no hit hit two, three. He came in just was a spot up jumper. He did look slow and he looked
affected by it, but Michigan did not need him. No, because they had the giant Spaniard, who just put his nuts on everybody's face. Mario was unbelievable. He, he definitely made himself a lot of money last night. And it was just everything Michigan wanted to do. It felt like the vibes from the two teams. Michigan just wanted to take it to him. The speed they were playing
it with Elecado was incredible. He was, at one point, and this is, this is a credit to Dusty
May, who's having an all-time run right now because I don't know if you guys saw it. Like Dusty May before the game, scouting Yukon Illinois, court side, you got a, like, retrospect, I should have just put everything I had on Michigan because that is such a memeable moment if you lose against Arizona to be sitting out there not with your team watching the first game and taking notes and keeping score. Dusty May knew that they were, they had the game plan to be Arizona. He knew
is going to be fine because you don't set yourself up for that situation unless you have ultimate confidence in your team. But when I saw that, I thought that other coaches, they definitely have guys that do that for. Oh yeah. So I thought Dusty May wanted to be seen. You did that, like,
“right. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Yeah. He was, that's, that's a meme. That's, that, if you”
lose, you get dry. He did not, yes. He did that on purpose because he wanted the cameras to hit him out there and he was confident. I think 99% of the time, a coach will take one of their assistants and be like, this is your job to scout this game. Yeah. I'm going to be behind the scenes. So Elecado, to start the game, he was phenomenal. Like, one of the best five for 17
Shooting performances I've ever seen.
yeah, he ended up with tennisists, five rebounds. He controlled the entire game. He brought, like,
“he had them all screwed up. He got Bradley into into foul trouble, which that changed the game as”
well. But Elecado at the beginning of the game, to start, I was like, I turned to Davis. Like, what's going on? Like, he's just, is he like getting paid by the shot or something? Because he just kept on chucking it up. Turns out the, in reports after the game, that was all part of the game plan. The Elecado was essentially missing shots on purpose to, like, miss missing high on the backboard, because Maro was able to clean it up. And that was part of their game plan against
Arizona, knowing Arizona has all these big guys has all this rim protection that the second shot
was there a lot. And you watch it back. And you're like, oh, yeah, he did do that a few times, where it was almost a direct pass tomorrow off the top of the backboard. It's a genius game plan and dusty maze on an absolute heater right now. Okay. So, at halftime, Charles Barkley kept talking about how Kado was taking these shots and missing them. And they were great misses. Yeah, as part. And they're like, he needs to shoot the ball more. These are great misses that he's putting
up. They're talking about like the Kobe miss. Yeah. You know, like a shot that's more easily rebounded by your own team. So, like, when I, when I heard Charles Barkley talking about that, you'll have to forgive me if I didn't think that Charles Barkley had his finger on the pulse of, like, a new wave of basketball analytics. But God damn, if he wasn't right. He was right that he was able to pick up on that. I guess a guy like Charles, that's where he does. He rebounds.
He can see it from that angle. But yeah, he was, he was breaking the defense down and drawing a lot of guys. So, then if he missed his shot, then yes, it's almost like a pass. Yeah. And it was, it was a genius plan and it felt like the Michigan had a genius plan. They had, he also had Arizona, like the size of Michigan bothered Arizona, where Arizona was having to take threes. They don't want to take and get into shots. They do because Arizona, everyone knew what Arizona was. They
wanted to just be as close to the rim as possible. Bowle you down low, get to the free throw line.
And it just felt like they never got into a rhythm and they never got into a situation
where they felt good. And it is, again, it's Arizona is the, was the number one team in the country. Like they were, they're number one on Ken Palm and Michigan just obliterating them. This is second time this year. This is where Michigan is right now. And it's, it's going to be interesting to see what happens Monday night because you have the best team in the country, Michigan versus the best coach slash running dynasty in the country. You, it is as much as people think,
what we're going to watch, Michigan is going to kill him. It is, there is some really great storylines. We're going to have Johnny fans to break it down as well. But Michigan has played the number one team twice this year and on neutral courts. And it was Gonzaga and it was Arizona. Gonzaga was the beginning of the season. They beat both of those teams, brains in like obliterated them. So, both times that they have been against those number one teams, they have just absolutely
destroyed. What about Duke? Well, it was Duke second. I think it's number one on Ken Palm. Duke was
maybe going to AP, but like three on Ken Palm. Yeah, because Duke beat them. Yeah, but if you look
“at, yeah, Michigan's loss is this year. The two, you have to say that to, to, to juggernauts, Duke,”
who's the best team in college basketball, still shocked that they lost. And then their other loss was to the badgers. Well, and Purdue by three, by three points. Well, regular season. Yeah. And then that, yeah, they lost Purdue where they got beat by eight points. But if you thought, you can almost throw out that Purdue loss. Because at some point, I feel like in the big ten tournament, if you're Michigan, it's not the biggest thing in the world. If you get
bounced out, you just want to win at least one game. And Purdue is playing good basketball. That's stretch. But they, they dominated Arizona, like absolutely dominated and maybe it's because Arizona's young, they didn't have the experience. A hundred percent, I think that plays into it. Michigan was much, much, much, much more experience than they were like Arizona's guy great players. I love co-opete. I love Buries. But it was, it felt like it was meeting its boys. Yeah, no, being there. I mean,
this is what, what has happened the last two years with Duke, where it's like you have, Duke teams that are really, really good, but they are very reliant on freshman in the freshman getting a moment. Yeah. And can they, can they raise, there's the muscle memory there for these
“big-time moments in the tournament. And yeah, I think that, that definitely played a part where”
they just weren't comfortable and they got in that foul trouble, where when Bradley goes out, and then a lot of it goes on to Buries and he's a freshman. And so he was chucking. Yeah, it just, it was so impressive by Michigan. They are that, what we saw in Saturday night, that Michigan team is not losing to anyone. No, yeah, now how are they underdogs? What, they're not against
You, Con?
They're not losing to a single team. Now, you, Con, does have the, the coach and the experience to match it, also Terus Reed revenge game, because he started his career at Michigan. So that's the interesting part to me. They're going to have to muck it up, because you mentioned
the two Michigan losses. The Wisconsin one, we just hit a million threes. The Duke one,
they slow to down. Yeah. And they made Michigan uncomfortable. You, Con, is going to have to probably go into a combo, both where slow it down, and they're going to have to hit all their threes. Right. I guess the final score that you'd be looking at would be somewhere in the like 72 to 68 ran. Yeah. If over to think that you can. Michigan scored 90 plus in every single tournament game. I think they're going for the record for points in tournament. And it's just, yeah, it's insane.
You got to see what they're doing. Yes. You got to slow down. You also have to hit your threes.
“Yeah. Everything has to go perfectly. You have to hope that they have a terrible night shooting.”
Yeah. And then you actually lend a bird. He says that he's going to play. Yeah. He's like, yeah, no matter what, I'm going to be out there. You can't, you can't keep me
off the court for the championship game. But his knees fucked up. And his ankles fucked up.
And I would imagine he's going to get shot up with the best drugs. Oh, yeah. It's going to be a disappointment. Yeah. And so the ball's going to boot. And so the ball's going to boot. So the ball's going to boot. So again, like the fact that you actually lend a bird who's one of the top five players in the country, the fact that when he was out, they didn't miss a beat. Yeah. Just makes me think it's Michigan. Yeah. And you can pick your number. They have so many,
I mean, McKinney was so hot for three like Morris Johnson, like they just have so many answers. And when you are playing like that, Morris not an offensive. It's not that he's bad at offense. He's not, that was the best offensive game he's played all year. And it was just, he was just made everything. He looks smooth. Yeah. He looked like he was in control. He was just dominant. Yeah.
“I don't know. The only thing that I keep thinking about with Yukon is they are, it's the Misty.”
They're, they're the consistently luckiest team, which means that it's not luck. Yeah. No, it's not luck. I do not think it's luck. I think, but you know what I'm saying? Like, they find themselves in the right place at the right time, all the time, more so than any other college team. And it's great. It's really good coaching. It's really good players. I think it's, it's partial mistake. It's coaching. It's players knowing their roles. And it's the fact that they run an
offense that you have to, they, they, they run an offense that makes you think in all times. You can't, you can't just take possessions off, whether it's like you're switching everything. You're not switching anything. You're going under screens, over screens. Like, they're running action constantly to get guys open and get good looks that you can't, guys get lost. Your communication falls apart. That's what they can do. And it's going to be a hard, hard, you know, mountain
for them to climb on Monday night, but there's something also about Danny Hurley being an underdog that you know, he's just licking his chops about. You know, he loves being an underdog. And he was talking about like the difference between his team and other teams. And he's like, well, our guys know that this is a life or death struggle. Like it's not a game. Our guys know that they're willing to die when they step on the court. He called them the monsters, the Michigan
Arizona. He's like, whoever we're going to play through the monsters. Yeah. And so, yes, I think, I think Dan Hurley loves this. I think his team actually does believe that they might die if they lose. Yeah. Or like the universe will get destroyed like the monsters. But that's the only, like, everything says Michigan is a better team. Yeah. And I think that they are a better team. Yeah. I think they play the game with this seven game series. Michigan probably win 42-41,
but that doesn't matter. Michigan's got non-starters to show that. They always say that nine starters.
Well, you know, we were joking about it during the football season, the college football season. You know, when a team is really, really good, when the complaints start piling up for Indiana, it was their, their two-old. And oh, yeah, if you can get a team that's 25, everyone's 25. Of course, you're going to the national top. And also Mark Cuban is helping them cheat. Yeah. Artificial intelligence. This one is just everyone saying Michigan bought their whole team.
And it's not fair. It's like, all right, listen, do I love that, that yes, every team changes overnight in college basketball? No. But that's just what it is. Everyone has the same
“opportunities. Yes. So that's, that's what, that's what the game is. But yeah, we've got nine”
starters. That's what the keeps saying. Nine stars. I have two other, or a few other things I wanted to touch on real quick. One shout out, Arizona for a great season. Probably, probably the worst way to go out on a team that had lost twice this season and looked like the best team in the country for big time stretches. But the good news is Tommy Lloyd turned down UNC and in his negotiations, he made it so he doesn't have a boss. So he's good. That's pretty cool.
That's pretty awesome. Tommy Lloyd does not answer to the AD any more. That's the dream.
Who does the answer to?
He probably, what are you, what are you looking at? He, he part of the reason why there was a lot
“of smoke. Tommy Lloyd's UNC was not only because UNC, but that Tommy Lloyd and the AD maybe”
didn't have the best relationship. So they renegotiated. Tommy Lloyd got a big pay increase and part of the, the new deal is he does not have to answer to the AD anymore. He will now instead report to Arizona president, Saresh Garamila. How awesome is that? Okay, so we still report to some. Yeah, you think the president is going to be like, hey, Tommy, like, how are we doing with the opportunity? I'm saying, like, what if they need, what if, like, what if Arizona does? What if he runs
out of staples? What if Arizona does that? What if he runs out of posts? I'm just saying, like, he can get fired still. Oh, yes. Okay. What he doesn't have to sit and talk to an AD and answer to them. He literally can the AD comes by and he's just like, I don't talk to you, bro. I feel like most coaches should that should be the rule of the coach. As far to the deal, he no longer reports to his athletic director, Desiree Reed, Frank Swa. That's not a report. I would not want to report
“to somebody named Desiree Reed, Frank Swa. No. I think this is much stronger set up that they've got.”
So he's not going to UNC, Dusty May just said today. He's also not going to UNC. Although Dusty May said that he's not, I think, he informed the president of Michigan that he was no, I think no longer accepting outside bids or outside job offers. I want to get the exact, Chef to retweeted it because he was trying to take a victory last time. I want to get the exact, the exact wording because I thought it was a little bit interesting.
Max is looking up Desiree right now. Dusty May has informed Michigan officials that he's not pursuing any college basketball jobs. Hmm. That's the part that made this little interesting to me. Interesting. He will not win a player. Any college basketball jobs? Yeah. Just so you guys know, I'm not talking to anybody that works at a college. Are you looking for another job? No, not college basketball ones. Yeah. I will not be going anywhere. Any other colleges,
Michigan's my favorite college. If I'm coaching college basketball, I'm here. It's that Michigan. Yep. There's nowhere else I'd rather be in college. So now, then the University of Michigan. Now we'll see, and Dusty May again, he's on an all-time heater because you just see that that paramount plus they did like a behind-the-scenes of the Michigan season. It's just unbelievable. It's some Dusty porn. Yeah. It really is. He looks like he,
it might, it might actually just be a green screen because it was so perfectly like fire fire me up type of video. We also had, uh, did you guys, so they, they do the Hall of Fame and we had some new Hall of Famers. Joy Crawford in the Hall of Fame. Very cool. Yeah. Very cool. But then we also had, um, that's the guy that loves rules. You guys see, uh, the, the pairing that they showed on TV,
that, that just always like, we should call the Uber now pairing. No. It was Jim Bayheim and Mark
Fields. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Get that Uber ready now. Mm-hmm. Give me the keys. But yeah, there was, uh, it was good. It was a good, good night of a lot of, uh, a lot of basketball, not the best games. So I had one of the things. Smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke. The, the chain smokers were, the half-time show was, was incredible. I do think that, it, let's be honest, there were shitty games. Yeah, they weren't. The games are too shitty. Final four games. I don't think you can't get it. You can't get it.
You can't get it. You can't get it. You can't get it. I mean, Brelemone's three with a minute left, was like, that was, if they miss, if they don't get that rebound, it's a four-point game. Like, you had to keep watching. Yeah. The, the Michigan game was old. Oh, yeah. It was just like, the second half was just like, they'll just end the game. Yeah. I was saying, like, I hope that we get a good, a good, national championship game because people will make this mean something if we don't.
Yeah. If it's a blow out that, that, like, if, if it's never closed, Michigan wins by 20,
get ready to hear takes for the next two weeks. Yeah. About how college basketball is broken. I, uh, my last thought was, you guys ever have a moment where you agree with the take, but you're just so sick of here. Yes. Yes. I know exactly where you're talking about. Yep. We, we get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I see one. Oh, no. Yeah. Yeah. But I get it, guys. Okay. Everyone online. I get it. We shouldn't play the Final Four in a football stadium. Oh, yeah.
“We're never going to stop playing the Final Four in a football stadium. Yeah. I think I saw that”
a thousand times. And guess what? I also think that here's a crazy take. I think the iPhone camera, something about it makes it seem like you're way farther away. I watched the court the entire time. I was in a sweet way up top. It's that the word like, everyone makes jokes. It really isn't that that bad. Yeah. It's not ideal. And I would rather be in a college in a regular arena. But it's just like, every time we go to a Final Four, everyone's like, they got to fix this.
They're never fixing it. You get 60,000 more people in the stadium. Yeah. They are never going to
Fix that.
and actually, Indie, Titus was something this Lucas oil. They built. Yeah. So that the shooting eye is better. Like, is they built it with the shooting eye in in their thought process. So it's not like a Houston or some of these other places that the shooting is terrible. Yeah. Also don't a new thing.
“Right. That's what I'm saying. But every year, it's just, it's the complaints or just how we're”
doing this again. It's like, when was the last time that was in a college basket or in a basketball arena? I mean, the 80s, it can't be, maybe. No. They probably had it at some point in the 90s. No,
not in the 2000s. In the never, you don't think they ever. I don't think so. But the in in the 90s,
I would say yes. I don't think so. I don't know because I remember like Michigan North, the Chris Webber game. That was in a dome, right? I don't. Yeah. I think the Duke championships were indoors. All right. That was 90. I'm looking to do up right now. Here we go. I'm going to get to have it right here. All right. 91 was who's your dome? Metro dome 92. Super dome. What's the Charlotte call Sam? I guess that would be 96 is the last time, according to continental airlines arena. Yeah,
that's that's in that's where the devil's in the Nets played to 96. That's the last time. So that's the last time. It's never going back. It's never ever going back. Absolutely not. It also should be in the never do this as well. So I know this is a stupid thing to say, but I'll just say it to final
force should always be in theapolis, but it should be forever home. It because of the walking? No.
Because in Indiana, like, I know we talk like everyone jokes about it in 49 other states, but they make it such a big event. They care about college basketball. They care about basketball to a level
“that it's the only thing that's going on. You could feel it. Maybe New Orleans. Maybe New Orleans”
in Indianaapolis are the only two. But it just takes over the city in a way that when it's when they give it to other cities, it just doesn't feel the same. You don't feel the same pop. Like I remember as I liked Minneapolis, but when it was in Minneapolis, it didn't feel like it was taking over the whole city. I'm sure Vegas in a couple of years won't feel the same because it's Vegas. You know what I mean? Phoenix, great weather, but it's spread out. It doesn't feel like, oh,
this is all that's happening. When the final force in Indianaapolis, that is the thing and it's like
everyone's there for it and the streets are alive and it's just the perfect place for it. I think Vegas will probably feel pretty cool. Houston does not feel good when it's there. No, it doesn't feel like, yeah, I know what you're saying like, New Orleans is fun. New Orleans, Dallas, when it was New Orleans, it did feel like it kind of took over. You know, New Orleans is the other one. So I'll
“give you New Orleans. Well, Dallas, I've been to a Final Four in Dallas, does not because Dallas and then the”
stadium are far apart from each other. You need, it's just anyapolis. They do a great job with it and it just feels special when it's happening there. Yeah. So Dallas, my last thing. I was going to go along with that. There's a word. There's got to be a word that we can use when J. Billis is factually correct about something, but he's so smugg when he's saying it that it makes me not want to agree with him. Even though I know that he's right. Yeah. It's,
whatever it is, it's not disingenuous, but it's, we get J, you won. We've been on that, the side of paying the players for a very long time, but he, when he sat down, he had that conversation with Cal and Seth Greenberg and a few other guys, Reese. And it, it does feel like he's your, he walks around like he's a professor. Yeah, all the time. And like he's smart. And the world is his lecture hall. Yeah. And is, is there to like take notes on everything that J. Billis has to say,
but he's right. I just need, I, J, I need you to be like 20% less of a douchebag when you're going on these die tribes. And then I can, I'll be able to watch you and be at peace with the fact that you're correct about something. But he's not right anymore because we already did it. But in this one conversation, that's like it's already happening. Now he's just keeps hammering the thing that we knew was wrong that became right. Well, so he was, he was, he was having a debate and Seth Greenberg,
probably not the best guy to have this debate with talking about like, well, what about players that make a lot of money in their, their in college, then they go overseas and then they don't make a lot of money, then they come back and they don't have any skills to fall back on and they're not in the MBA. And then J. Billis was like, what are you saying that you'd rather that guy not have gotten paid in college? And then Seth just doesn't know what to say. Yeah. So it was like a put him up as tomato.
Yeah, it was like, yeah, the Sean Salisbury John Clayton. Yeah, I guess. And they were both kind of Clayton. But just be 20% less smug. That's all I need. Yeah. Okay. Let's, let's take a quick break. Draft King's, Draft King's sports with the number one sports book for live betting is built for March. The tournament is unexpected rewards or guaranteed. Draft King's sports because delivering the most generous rewards in the market no matter what happens on the court because this isn't a
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I love the hotcas and bets they dominated South Carolina legendary big 10 team legendary big 10 team and also maybe helped out with the bad PR the geno RM ahead on Friday night because I don't think
“there's ever been a bigger baby ever oh didn't geno you're right but I think that Dawn Staley”
actually gave geno a run for as money after today's game yeah because her quote after they lost today this is an all time quote from South Carolina and Dawn seal is a great coach she says I can swallow the loss because we lost to a really good human being and a good team and a good team that represents women's basketball well she's still thinking about yeah about Yukon that's that is maybe the biggest loser quote that I've ever heard and she's a great coach yeah because she didn't
have to do anything no she didn't want she won first geno geno look like a fucking baby yeah like
the biggest baby of all time and then she got her ass kicked that was that was maybe the ugliest championship game I've seen in any sort yeah absolute ass kicked and uh by the way the the the the the real thing the kill geno is the fact that everything he tried to say in the press conference was just immediately refuted to be false when he was like Dawn Staley didn't shake my hand at the beginning of the game yes she did uh Sarah Strong got her jersey ripped uh no she ripped it herself
Dawn Staley was saying thanks to the raps that they would get mad at me if I said it's like you're the video from last time what oh yeah what he's like she's like the same thing he's like come here come here come here come here come here everyone he knows he's got a better team he yeah geno all-time baby um all-time just like loser move and uh it was yeah I mean he deserved to get dragged for that because he looks like a fucking clown the way he handled that
it's it's also like I don't know this would never happen but just once I want to see a coach
have because I don't think anything could change geno is gonna react that way no matter what because he was crashing out right but you have have someone on your team your PR team whatever your media team before you go to the podium just be like dude just so you know like you kind of look
“like a bitch you should just say like hey I'm a bitch and I I really don't lose well you're”
mean like just go up there and be like yeah I'm a really bad loser and I crashed out yeah I mean just say that instead of trying to make up like this like what's the when you when you get up there and you say all this stuff about handshakes jersey rips does he think that people are going to say oh yeah actually you know what South Carolina was so wrong no it's like great basketball coaches for the most part I'd say more more often than football coaches for some reason have that like a little bit
of cry baby oh yeah psychopath it like they're psychopaths they're all psychopaths and if things don't go well instead of like accountability it must be everybody else's fault correct because they have coach kay yeah like coach kay it's somebody else's fault I need to redirect my anger because it can't be mine it is a very coach kay moves that he pulled last night because it's like the Dylan Brooks when he tries to tell us one thing yeah and then we find out it's the exact
“opposite that's that's what Gino is doing he he he that's I think that's why I reacted”
instantly I was like this is the fucking biggest bitch move they remind me of coach kay yeah well adjusted people don't coach college basketball they just don't say what smiling yeah coach kay yeah what do you think about coach kay we think about Dawn Staley though after after she loses the game afterwards going back I think you're reading too far into it I don't think she's talking about them at all oh you don't oh really yeah she was just saying in general it's good it's good to
lose to a good human being what you rather lose to a good human being than a bad one yeah I'd rather
not lose well yeah but if you have to lose so if you lose yeah your first thing that you should
say is like you know at least the guy that won that guy is all class it would rock though don't you do you know what I'm saying if Gino had just gotten to the podium he's like hey guys just you know I'm a really bad loser and I'm a baby about it and that's why that's not that ruins the whole no image I know but he ended up saying that like after with his he released the statement on
Saturday he was like I was really unclassied to me just saying in the moment ...
I'm a baby I wonder if he has a bet with her like which team's gonna go further oh that might be why he was so upset yeah I could have you might have lost a shitload of money but you see it was awesome they they like Gino and Dawn Staley made the whole final four about them and then you see they just silently just throttled everyone that Friday night they throttled the long horns
kind of crazy that they've never wanted a national championship in women's culture yeah like for
a team that's been as good as UCLA and how many point I mean what did they give up how many
“points did they give up in the final four I think it was like 95 points or something their defense”
was just insane they give up yeah they give up 95 points in the entire final four that's nuts yeah they were awesome okay let's do some national sports podcasts okay national sports podcasts topics I had a couple okay just anyone have anything on top of their mind I have my big one is Yannis again Yannis again all right are we gonna do it with Yannis again all right so it's it seems like it's the same story for the last two years here's where I guess the only difference would be is that
for the last five years third three to five years it has been a lot of shams reporting yeah and everyone saying all some things in it and I get it if your bucks fan has probably been the most annoying thing to have to deal with totally get it uh Shams has just been chasing that and I do think Yannis is tight with Shams I think there's a little bit of like you know that they went and he he wanted to aim and they got to you know to mean like trying to put guys around
them all this stuff the difference this time is Yannis just outright said it in that he says he's healthy enough to play the bucks I want to play and that's where they're disagreeing and he said like I'm available to play and it's a slap in my face he said this is exactly what you know who you were dealing with so for somebody come and tell me to not play or not to compete it's like a slap in my face so I don't know where the relationship goes from here hmm that's that's his quote
so that's where it's a little different he's basically saying I don't know what what's gonna happen with me in the order they just need to break up well also it's um top rivers and let's put some hallfamer yeah you said use there on on uh Saturday night top rivers said it's a grown man's game it should be handled that way by everybody I don't like it when it's he said she said stuff it's not good the fact I have to sit up here and keep addressing it it bothers me and we need to do something
about it I agree I it seems like both sides want to move along yeah let's just can we just do it it
“seems like that's how you do something about it he's the best player you know the box franchises”
made the best yeah obviously you could you say uh you know cream but the he is made the box
relevant awesome championship it's been incredible for for the organization I think it's time you
got to just you got to do it he he he clearly it's the like nice guy thing that he doesn't want to ruin his his reputation it's gone on so long that he kind of is you already me yeah he didn't ever want to ask for a trade he wanted to be loyal to Milwaukee I thought that was very admirable there's just so much smoke it's just a him outright saying and here just do it right get the drip get draft picks and and move on they tried it didn't work out with them they they took a swing and it didn't work
and then they fired a couple coaches that may or may not have probably probably mistake you would say to fire at least one of those two um it's just not gonna work out it's I think it's past the point of repairing anything I don't think either side wants it to be repaired and there's a trend around the NBA of big men that are healthy enough to play and want to play and then their team's just saying you're not allowed to play yeah and then that ruins everything max you have any comment about that
that's true no no comment no comment not sure no comment no comment no comment no comment
“but yeah I think it's just it's time to separate good no comment we've done this in total 31”
years old like I'm not saying that he doesn't have good years left because he probably does but at some point you just gotta just trade him and try to try to move on if you're a box fan right and but if you're the box organization I know that also Jimmy Hazelman has gotten involved in the box that sucks because he ruins literally everything quite literally just ruins at all but yeah
you this was the first I was like oh he's saying it like he doesn't know where the relationship
but he's basically he's been I the last two years especially when Shoms put out that report about like the box were interested in other teams for like talking other teams about Yannis yeah New York being one of those teams it's like okay at this point it's not going to end well right for the box and for Yannis together just I just move on I'm sick of hearing this right I am too I do think that part of it is he wants to play with both his brothers this year because I think
They're both I don't know if they're both on the roster they had it man uh uh...
a non-unyannis yeah antitutu-tumpo so I think you want to tumpo al-yup tonight yeah I'd say a box
“score gummy yeah and listen I I think we've all been consistent like I think that uh Yannis wanted”
to do something like this uh play with his two brothers in the same court nepotism like we're
to we're totally cool that we would never criticize something like that no it's great yeah
did you see you see Lebron get mad at Brani at the bad past tonight no there's the akers have no guys left yeah looking hard at a triple level I feel like fat Perez might be next to get the call yeah the the Mavs the Mavs doctors hotseed why awesome Reeves had to get an MRI and they told them where they needed to scan for the MRI they just scanned the wrong area oh they scanned the wrong leg the wrong area the wrong area yeah I don't you know I don't
want to like snitch here but we told them we needed to get the MRI on this part and they just the game is throwing MRI that's hip that's a hip advice that's my change yeah can I say about the
NBA I am equal parts excited for the playoffs and think that the NBA has never been worse
in terms of regular season it's an absolute joke I know that we had Wemby vs. Yoke itch on on Saturday and it was awesome like Friday every single team was playing like a tanking team was playing a playoff team and none of the games were close I think I saw something that was like on Friday it was like tonight the average margin of victory yeah yes Tim Reynolds said they've been two days in NBA history spanning 80 years where at least nine games were played with an average
margin of victory being at least 24 points only two such days in NBA history one was Friday and the other was the Sunday before that cheese it's just but but then you watch a game like
“Yoke itch and Wemby on Saturday and overtime game like I can't wait for this that's why the”
playoffs are getting great yeah the regular season NBA is like the worst product it just sucks and the everyone keeps throwing out their idea to address tanking tanking it's not getting addressed no there's going to figure out a different a new more fun way to tank do you also see like the the if you take a look at the standings it's so funny the the cliff that falls off between the play in and the and the the 10 seed in the 11 seed in the east it's a 10 game difference
in the west it's a 12 game difference so it's essentially just the bottom 10 teams in the league are just all out saying we just do not want to win any get actively trying very good out the worst product very hard to lose yeah or the wizards in last place right now we're a record we're a record yet let's go alright do you quick yeah take it on actually think the bulls with their loss today in the bucks win there now they have a 20% chance to get a top four
pick which is better than it's been a long time go ahead cement cement lottery gold state okay gold state wow that would be crazy that'd be nuts that'd be nuts I do do do do five five okay watch no there we go I take a ton of it yeah yeah yeah yeah deal wizards and bulls alright wizards once again I love this who are you gonna take I don't know
“booser no I don't if we're picking first overall no no Darren Peterson I think Darren Pearson”
bandsa yeah booser not booser what about booser what about the other booser cadence yes okay yeah he's actually about crazy if the wizards said hey we actually we we're planning on getting cam booser in five years and free it's a it's a manifestation because we're not the wizards are not
being given the first overall pick I learned that lesson last year and also shout out Cooper flag
how many points do you have tonight like 40 he's just keeps on he's broken the record for a teenage so is he now is he the favorite to get rookie the year is it Knipple doesn't even they've been bouncing back and forth and that he must have been awesome it was guys played a good master yeah they're really good holy shit like the by far away the two babies for the year conquerable and Cooper flag or both same team oh my god yeah they're one two
and then who's third edge cone John Shire oh no edge cone oh wow that's sorry I can't really yeah max what was that about because like the other day in bead was reported as being out against that game the game against the wizards and then he actually tweeted or he went to x.com the everything app and posted like this is news to me I'm playing tonight and then the team I guess in between that and uh tip off had a word with him that said dude you're not playing so what's
going on you sick but he thought that he was playing he wanted to sweat it out yeah big cats
Did that to me Friday the march man is sometimes you go you're sick and you t...
what the work in the works as you actually shouldn't be around the fair point I just seems like
“he might be a little disgruntled yeah he wanted to play but yeah he said he was sick yeah”
he had to go max wanted to be in the cave with the boys that's where I was playing the wizards so so you you don't think he's disgruntled at all he wanted to play your kids did get another triple double yeah by the way yeah same with Luke and Artie I mentioned that put Luke and Artie did get a triple um by the way breaking moves Luke and Dodge it will seek specialized medical treatment in Europe on his grade two left hamstring
huh hmm that's interesting huh we're kind of specialized medical treatment we talking about here Luke remember when we'll brown went down to Miami that for those two weeks
he's on the calves he could just go to Miami for two weeks remember when
Christian McCaffrey went over to Europe specialized medical treatment Europe what's happening whatever all George is doing right now what's happening in Europe people are asking what's that's out they're just taking stem cells right yeah I might be
“stem cells yeah maybe that's a Kobe did right using them of life that's what they did but”
maybe it's what they did we're accusing them of way worse but not having the balls to actually accuse them we're pussy's about so we're doing way worse yeah we're being pussy's about it they're like hey Europe oh that makes you think ooh so no matter how this plays out we can be like well he cheated or didn't you know he sucks that's a good place to say yeah what is what is the stem cell treatment that they do how does that work um they take their cells
yeah and someone else want to pick it up let's see you know what is explaining to us back here they stem they take some good cells they stem your bad cells together yeah and then you're your good that the good cells absorb your bad cells I thought it was like place them I thought it was like the cells were really good and that but like stem and seed cells it's like bad versions of the cells I thought they took sick and cough I thought they took your blood out
and then they they put it in like a washing machine yeah and then it like got your blood all dizzy and then they put it back in your body and your blood's like whoa where are we now yeah because they get then they fight harder because they're like we're not in our regular home they get in after a while they realize oh yeah we actually are at all they get the plasma out yeah of the cell yeah did you see the picture Joe Rogan yeah just like two three huge
bags of orange juice he's like they took this out of my blood yeah yeah he looks sick it's not really a pretty healthy thing yeah memes go ahead and explain sems also a it makes it makes you 200% stronger what yeah I want that based on something I heard on a podcast one done oh okay memes good extra analysis memes do they have like do they have like women give birth and then like the placenta has the stem cells in it so they're are they just
using like placenta's do they have like a placenta bank that they go into and they're like oh
“Lucas here let's put this placenta into his hamstring I believe it's an ambilical cord oh so there's”
the same thing so there's like babies that are being born in Europe right now and you have the opportunity donate your ambilical cord to the NBA yeah essentially that rocks that's also why it's illegal here what babies they can't they're body their choice they should be allowed to do that if they want babies can't do simcell no babies can't donate their ambilical cords to simcell babies can't play in the NBA we're stopping the right you know they can't earn a living babies yeah they can't
willingly offer their ambilical I need J. Billis on the case I'm now sounds like people are denying babies are right to make money off their own bodies what about the thing that I said about the make your blood dizzy I think that's correct okay is it good talk all right three of any other any other topics we'll do who's back should we get to who's back who's back the week is brought to you by our friends at Twisted T Twisted T is refreshing heart ice tea made with real brood T and 5%
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yeah happy for the first time in history or first time in the history of this podcast yeah
first time in the history of this podcast 14 years playoff drought whoa that's long and some pro sports it's over there officially they clinched the playoffs good for them good
Time yeah you see the guy I retreated the other night yeah he was gonna eat t...
height and chicken palm it's pretty good he said that like before the season I need to see that
guy eat the height and chicken palm how how tall is tate Thompson it's pretty tall it's a lot of chicken palm it's a shitload of chicken palm they're nightmares over though I'm very happy for
“Sabers fans he's six six in chicken palm that could you eat that much chicken palm I think we”
got to take that down for sure yeah actually something as a team that's not that much each chicken palm is what like what are you talking about it depends if you're doing it like long way no I think so oh so oh max we're thinking that like you feel like I'm a son yeah she's like a hot dog yeah that's a lot of chicken palm how long would it take you to a week easy yeah yeah at least I think it's like seven I mean a foot long sub of chicken palm
yeah yeah I thought you were saying like in one sitting or like on one one day one challenge yeah that'd be a lot so who has the longest streak now that the Sabers don't think anyone even close the Sabers okay so it's a few times on people's track I got to look yeah I think it's the New York Jets what that's crazy same state damn I thought New York's national land narrows over
“memes when was the son of your radar oh it's been on my radar for how long a while no the”
Sabers is good hockey team yeah they are and so it was it was like oh god this is this is gonna happen yeah but that was a while ago I'm glad to happen on Saturday though yeah final four yeah what um who's close to you guys the angels and how long have they been 11 seasons and you are what 15 oh can I tell you something though it's way more embarrassing that the angels haven't made the playoffs 11 years it's show him my trout and rundown yeah anywhere I said that
you're just not in that same time it's that was the same thing hey rundown right that was that one postseason he was in that that was literally the dragon meme yeah it's written down all fucked up show it trout and rundown damn sorry memes that was mean of you yeah how the red sauce doing it could have been meaner I it was mean how make it meaner oh Mike who's back because it's the great state in New York oh why they're they're they're nightmares over the you were celebrating this
on on X dot com yeah but the way Hank says it yeah really makes you go for it it's different yeah it means it means it's right he is right yeah Hank could oh right the person could say something that Hank says it and it just feels different hmm it's a hundred percent different yeah
it's different Hank it's different Hank always Hank makes Hank gets you aggro it's like
angel dust you want to run through a wall and punch punch a cop in the face I should coach yeah you want to be on giant fantasy staff we're not there yet no I'll take his staff oh what why do you eat all of our guests if you said North Carolina oh yeah that's fair it's fair you've been a giant Duke fan but why do you hate all of our guests I love our guests that's not true you've left Julie that'll be an off the Mount Rushmore I left a lot of people off the Mount Rushmore so to do including
“jewels so to do but you you know you're the jewels guy run the jewels that's what you always said”
what uh by the way speaking of playoffs excited hockey players are starting in like a week yeah and the last game is to the Cavs come back uh no they lost eight to one oh yeah no Hank it's different when Hank we were out there watching the game and uh and the range of score and Hank just goes go and they looked over me goes sorry pf no you didn't know he didn't say like that out of advice oh sorry pf the yeah it was chipper about it yeah he's chipper about it and
in his mind I know that one Hank was not trying to be a dick in his mind but it hit a hundred percent can't cross that way you knew the score yeah it's a really you know what this is this is our IP to the uh to OV this is gonna be Alex of Edskins last week playing professional hockey in the NHL I think he's got four more games left we had to beat the Rangers we lost the Rangers it's fine historically we've we've dismantled the Rangers and these types of games to the point where
they have to break their entire franchise and issue apology letters and fire everybody in their front office so sometimes you're the bear and sometimes the bear gets you by the way it's speaking sorry thanks Hank and other yeah you really mean it speaking of of playoff hockey though are you you're still fighting memes you could get in oh no he can yeah they can what's that they're in right now no they're not in right now they're uh on the outside looking in they want to point out
here's the thing about the Rangers they lost the last four and they also just fired their coach yeah
Fires fired up so fired up I'm so fired up I'm not allowed to tweet about the...
won't like eight eight games in a row and then I tweeted like I think I'm about to hop in on the
“flyers and then they lost two straight and then I said I'm retired from the flyers and then they”
won't two straight promise you guys are fighting for the same spot could be could be yeah the flyers beat them Islanders on Friday fired up yeah max four dirt at that quarter quarter tone my guy was that memes max found out about that five minutes for the show that that is also correct well that all I watched that that made you guys on today of the flyers you got you got fired up they'd be the bro even when they're not playing you get fired up because you get to
you just find out that one that they had two days ago and saying getting fired up rocks yeah okay so that's our hockey time I'm fired up more as you can see some preview but I won't be tweeting about them we also all need to I just want to put out a PSA to all eight of you else we really need to get all of our focus on the seventy-seks are just getting falling back into the plane yes yeah because right now they're with the six I know I know we need that we need a lot of
seventy-seks are on top now take seventy-seks are then seventy-seks are or Celtics versus
Nick's second round we'll be incredible watching the flyers just pass makes me hungry no because
I'm I'm I'm wrapping it back around because it's like what's going on yeah you grab around Max's wrap around is great segment because I don't really care and it's fun to like root for it's fun to root for something that can't really not like absolutely can't really destroy me and like the six years losing of the Celtics I know is going to happen and it's gonna suck because I'm gonna have this piece of shit in my face Zach yeah Zach yeah now it's
gonna suck it's gonna be six years it's gonna be six years I can't wait okay good who's back are they gonna let you own bead play you're so funny you think of the playoffs you're one monitors that you do are so funny it's a question we're talking about you're asking questions back that's a that's a joke just for bigad not make no sense mix love every time wait wait what was your use back that was thanks oh yeah you got your hockey yeah my
use back the week is turtles oh Milwaukee Brewers have a rally turtle have you seen this turtle no Bobby Jr this bothers me though they keep in their pockets what would you ever keep a turtle as a intellectual no I'm a big believer in these type of things working so Bobby they do work Bobby Jr is is the best they have them on a leash they take them for walks do what if that was Mr. Pear yeah could be Mr. Pear what is it Mr. Pear memes could be Mr. Pear where do you go
Missouri Hank called Mr. Pear joke you go this is turning into the defamation of
“of our our our turtle junk no prove it I don't even know what you're talking yeah that's what I say”
when I'm in this house is a perfect move even the last thing oh that doesn't seem like a quote that you'd make up like a very specific accusation you know this bothers me because this this memes bothers me wouldn't I tell you junk they just give an office tour they're like yeah we have some junk here I like this turtle though yeah it's a bad sign because I think this is
these things work yeah they do always work we did have junk in that area and the turtle
and I said there was junk over there and you took it as me talking about the turtle but I was not talking about the turtle well now it turns out it was a good thing that we let Mr. Pear go because he's up in Milwaukee yeah he's bringing joy to several dozen Brewers fans tell more about that yeah all right by who's back the week is not the cops because they are in the last place in El Central but more importantly Craig Council can't dip did you guys see this
club I did not oh it's a tough one it's a tough one it really is it's it's it's just I said
“it the only way you can get out of this is like they had a sail for for winter green”
Grizzly long cut look at him oh go man this is just this is when it's hard to to be like I'm not a nerd I'm not a nerd he's caught him oh not a great star did they make him do that
I don't know is that like eight yeah did they win like four if you guys get a hit in the first
sale dip oh man yeah that's something like I know that this is probably what I actually think you have to address that in the press conference like you have to talk about that you're like I saw the clip circulating yeah bro I get it but I'm not normally like that like just went down the wrong pipe yeah I'm a little hungover you gotta you gotta dip in your press conference yeah I'm a little hungover I don't know what hat just so you know I'm I'm fucking due to control yeah you gotta don't worry
About me bring out a whole lot of just coping hanging long cut for your next ...
going to get dizzy when I'm trying to do the lineup card don't even bring out a few bucks like
at least I know where to go I know that you've got like a little waste basket yeah in the in the dugout that you can put into just say fuck that I'm going raw dog yeah and watch me do the horses if you give me a fuck if you give me a cigarette right now I will inhale yeah I swear to God I can fucking hang with you guys he's got to do something it's a bad look it's a bad look all right Zach my who's back in the week this week it's gonna be uh angels right fielder uh Joe Adele yes yeah
just going three for three on absolute robbers although I don't don't do this don't do this okay I hate I hate people that are saying having this take I I kind of understand I think you have this
“I don't think you can land oh in the stands I think you have to land in the it's somewhere home run it's all awesome”
I agree put it also would be kind of sick if they're like home run you landed in a fucking state there is a possibility that he he caught the ball and then he fell down on the ground and like the ball trickled out and then picked it up put it back in his glove right but that was awesome can you you know I mean they were all so sick to have three in one game was insane I just where when did he catch the last one was he still was his worse feet still
they're in the air okay yeah that was fine it was awesome yeah you know what fuck it that's the right Max now I'm watching it again I saw the picture that's when I I thought about it when I saw the picture from behind I was like how is this the picture also right no but I was like great pictures just make sense but now that I'm watching it again I I retract my take that was awesome you actually should be encouraged to jump into this thing and the fact that the the angels did this and they
were winning the game one nothing like this looks like it actually is it's just dressed like
right like without these three plays that he made they yeah they're getting their ask it was incredible
“incredible and I think the lead or the lead leader last year had four yeah four robbers he had”
three in a game yeah he's I mean Adele just won the gold glove just get it get ready get excited you're going to be an outskilled glove winner right after Super Bowl Sunday maybe they're Super Bowl soon during the Super Bowl halftime yeah it was sick it was sick good job Zach what else you got empty the clip yeah one more quick pivot you guys been beast in it all recently now I just beast game and we don't miss you but 50 streamers one be one through 50 for a million
dollars don't into the community your age one million dollars give away the one you want to do what so it was a 50 streamers compete for one million dollars to donate to their respective communities and your age came in competing what are you saying what's that last part competing the what what's the last part what's the last part you're saying you're a rage it's a gentleman
who won okay yeah I thought you say I thought you're like never ask a lady I'm 41 I don't know your age I
see the mix up there my bad I share a preface with your age your age is his name your rage yes double or rage all one word while you are R-A-G-E okay your rage got it your rage what's his age which you just spoiled the form say his your age well it was it was more so celebrating the fact that he won but you spoiled it I now can no longer I can't beast didn't beast it also just lay off a bunch of people did he you you're telling me this they did have round of layoffs how
how many people like for a video that'd be electric that would be awesome yeah
“remember when it's modified I'm gonna make you compete for severance you get two weeks of health care”
we'll get going and you get full well I wanted to watch this now I can't I like to beat what did they compete in they did just you ever play like it's like almost like Mario party games they put him in this big glass fear if you walk out of this fear or out of the circle you do get eliminated and they do the party games in the circle different different competitions you know there was some slingshong at slingshot elements there was some penalty kicks they were shooting
it was co-hosted by also no other than global superstar I should speak oh there we go and there lies the route wait so is that who do you think would be more famous the guy that's putting on the event or the guy that they is a guy that they hired to be a guest in the event it all my thought process was like they're in this board meeting thinking speed is a streamer but he transcends streaming so he clearly can't compete in this competition so let's bring him in okay that's just
how how something cool it's on for actual speed no no I just this is a fun competition a lot of
A notable names in there they got like a 50 biggest streamers in the world co...
yeah okay good job Zach all right let's get ready for Johnny fans a greater view with him
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time of the tournament because we are here at the national championship it is our very very, very, very good friend and very special guest johnny phantas from mbc sports you could see him doing mba college basketball everything he's also going to have spaces on his twitter pre and post game on monday night so tune in johnny we got two teams left before you sell us on the national championship what was your vibe what was your takeaway from saturday night in the final four
that michigan is absolutely insane and that performance against Arizona is not supposed to happen to fight the basketball gods it was just it defy the laws of the sport Arizona comes into the game number one in all the analytics throw them out a dima are in mrs johnson just said we are going to punk you tonight it didn't matter who they were playing and what they did to the wild cats coupled
with 12 threes like it was just it was incredible shot making from the Wolverines and if they make
shots like that we're talking about a team that enters into a very special echelon in the sport i'll tell you my other takeaway it's that experience and composure and all those things those buzzwords they matter in this thing and because of that the one game nature is what makes monday intriguing because on saturday night i saw an Illinois team that the final four stage was new for them and i saw you contain that new what to do to get it done and you know what guys and as somebody
from the west side of clieve on a Ohio that can appreciate people who find find ways to win because for a large majority of my sports life i've seen teams not find ways to win find ways to it the other way you can as a season gets deeper they thrive in situations they don't make mistakes
“you have to beat them yeah yeah it johnny pickett and he mentioned it you talked about it before”
we got uh got recording with you you do two twitter spaces tonight on monday pre and post game for the national championship can you walk us walk us back like what is the origin of the john fan to twitter space because it's become synonymous with college hoops and i didn't know if that was something that your employer asked you to do or if you just started doing it how that work out you know what fellas it was just uh it was a week nine twenty twenty two i think i was driving
Up and down the northeast quarter we've all been there i ninety five or whate...
pike in might be and i had started to see i had done periscopes remember periscope
“back and bring covid yeah those could be a lot of fun it was a way to engage with people”
and i had started to see these spaces come about and i was thinking to myself why not try one and see if there's any interest well there was more than just interest it was it was a haven for college hoops fans in that moment to call in it started out with big east fans who still control much of the spaces and and people from Tony on the boat to Saint John's shirt guy to the ghost of Luke karnasaka are the OG callers the ghost of Luke karnasaka literally sounds like is it is
toy story is it's um zerg or yes sounds like sounds like that guy is calling into the show who i had who i had not thought about since i was like twelve years old uh but hit sound that's what it sounds like when that person calls in and it's an open forum it's an open forum but to answer your question it was not a boss mandate it was not a company mandate honestly
“there's nobody that's saying in me hey you have to do this you have to do a certain amount of”
spaces periscopes it's kind of when i want to do them but it's for the fans i love them if the spaces are for the fans i love it's a good mixture of uh of information good analysis and then some absolutely crazy people and then you get you get your reaction to the crazy people which is when you band guys when you kick them out when guys steal Reese's from their kids when they take a Reese's from from the child yeah yeah then we got judge johnny went and true on them
well we have to tell the truth about what somebody said about a certain coach you know over the years yeah it's almost like a confessional it's just like let the takes flow this is a free space for it kind of honestly pft think about this the old in the spirit of the easter season the old school confessions which i mean however you've gone to confession as your choice but for those you know old schoolers the original confession was behind the screen yeah yeah so spaces yes
you can call in from your burner account and we have no idea it's kind of like your chance to sit down in the room and lay it all out there now what you don't control is how my reaction is going
to be it also is the very first area that i ever learned about jester maxing or frame mocking
those words first came up on those sequences yeah and and johnny i also saw um from your time in indie this weekend you were you were hurley you're hurley maxing so like when you were at what the term is now whatever is that you were doing you did to big cat to Dave where you just go in you just snuggle with your forehead how many people did you were hurley maxing on this week anywhere from thirty to forty yeah yeah like it was an active it was an active thing in downtown
Indianapolis pump party activities you know wow wow wow wow some some folks were trying to network and whatnot was trying to bring the college basketball world together yeah because to me a nice head hug or a nozzle did you call it another term yeah we're calling a nozzle with with uh hurley yeah kind of just kind of like a snuggle yeah or like it's not gonna lift you well yeah you're head snuggling yeah yeah exactly it's a very normal activity and my whole goal with that was
because did he not make it seem like it's something that is done in in our like he made it seem like it's an everyday type of thing with the reindeer what try to listen yeah you're just getting a little
“bit closer to listen that's all you need to do uh yeah yeah yeah yeah uh Johnny I had to take”
before you came on and I want want you to to set the record straight I'm I'm tired of people complaining
about college basketball playing the final four in football stadiums because it's never changing
and it's actually it's not as bad as people I think the iPhone fucks it up I honestly do I think the when you send a picture from your seats I I was way up in in the heavens last night I was watching the court I wasn't watching the jumbo tron it was still a great experience to be there it's not perfect I would rather be in a 20,000 person arena but it's never gonna happen so why why are we complaining about it every year also it's like okay so this is the people who
complain about this uh the moment that this doesn't sell out is the moment that your argument can become even remotely valid that's never going that's never going to not happen right like they get 70,000 plus easily and one of my favorite moments of the sports year whether you like college basketball or not I guarantee you because the cat you were there is when they bring up four kids from each school yeah their student athletes uh from different sports and they joined together
Sing the national anthem before the two games star and the place is just bonk...
I mean it is it is on another level I don't want to hear it we are in a world of complaining
and whining way too often like the other thing people on Saturday and who are like why is in this on main network television and it's nothing against CBS it's more about the fact that CBS has had a share of the final four for like the last decade plus right it's just nothing new
“yeah we need we need more like if you want to complain sometimes about certain things that shouldn't”
be messed with that that's fine but on the final four front they fill that football stadium to the brain it is a cool scene when you're inside that building and I do think the majority of seats are are still very good seats and that's stage of the elegant court yeah and of course the aura of
that situation like sports can be unique and can be fun for the right reasons and the final four
has produced great moments I am so against the people who just come come out of the woodwork just to say I don't like it you're you're right about the aura it does again it's not perfect for basketball I get that argument the actual play the game I get it but you know I think the players have adjusted just fine the aura is there in when you're playing on that stage in front of you know 70 thousand people now along those same lines why are we expanding the tournament
there's no place for it so you agree yeah we don't need to expand it all right so here's my only so what's the what's the what's the supposed 70 set it's gonna be 70 set it's gonna be 24 teams in the opening round okay before the main bracket okay so it's just another day that I could lose money I would have been or game and can I say this I'm a I was before you continue to be like I also can be reasoned with like I am not one of those I think there's some of some people in my world
who are my friends who are like this is what I believe in and this is what I'm staying to like I'm also only to give it a world but like I don't think that college I don't think that that the
“field of 68 needs to be messed with I agree with you there the only way I would be okay with it”
and this is never gonna happen so it's a stupid degree I'm gonna say it I would be okay with an
expansion if it was just for the the mid majors that's it I don't want to see if if they were like hey we are losing some somewhat of Cinderella we want to see these smaller schools get some shine we're expanding it to 76 you're gonna get eight more teams in but they have to be the team they have to be you know the year the Indiana State didn't get in you know like a Drake or some of these teams right get these teams in I'm all for it if they expand it and we know what's
gonna happen I did not need to see a 500 Indiana team play a 500 Auburn team I didn't I don't need to see that so that's where I'm I'm like this is what's gonna happen they're gonna just get more power five conferences power four conferences into this thing and it's gonna stink yeah you you want to see a Belmont or like a UNC Wilmington that the top tier mid major that didn't win their conference tournament right you know when the big west they had I think they had UC San Diego
and UC Irvine like if both of had a sensational season where they're both a combine 60 and five that they but I will say this and I believe this to be true and if you and if you if you you don't you can push back on it we are in a world where the committee do not tell me that they don't read stuff and read social media and get peer pressure I believe like I believe it with Miami and they gave in they did and then Miami that was sick when they beat SMU
and they didn't like that was so much fun to watch I do believe that of those eight I my my heart
“says we will see at least two of the eight be from a non high major because of you have to put this”
team and if you're gonna expand the field this is why like I don't think Miami University's case is going to be a a one off when we're selecting the field so I don't think all hope is lost I just don't think you're going to get like I want four and four yeah I want four four not high major and four high maids see what you just said I what they should actually do is they should make like depending on how the season rolls around and maybe you could do it like two weeks before where
they they say hey here are the six conferences that get two bits and these six like so so like the Missouri Valley because you know Northern Iowa wins is six seed Northern Iowa goes to to march madness but so does Belmont because they won the regular season so there's six mid majors there they're regular season winner and their conference winner the conference tournament winner goes to march madness and if it's the same team then you let an Auburn in then the bubble gets bigger
How about this idea you're you're a television partner right now and you call...
six non high major leagues okay and I'm excluding like I'm excluding the the well if you want to include the Atlantic 10 in the mountain west like that that's fine the mountain west is going to
“some change now with the new pack 12 which I think will be a feisty league because Gonzaga and San Diego”
state boysy state Colorado state remember I said this the new pack 12 and basketball next year will be a fun late night league for all involved that being said you call up your television
partner you call up the six best non high major leagues and you say you're going to hold the third
Saturn in February your top five or six your top four or five teams from the last two or three years you're holding it and we're renewing bracket busters and there is incentive in mid-February for we're going to set up matchups we don't know what they'll be yeah but when there's a let's just say there's a Miami uh and a UC San Diego and both are combined 52 and five you're telling me you wouldn't watch that with two weeks to go before selection Sunday yeah that's their chance on national
TV to say we belong then in the field yeah I love bring back bracket busters bring a back I love it yeah it's not a bad idea I just look at the number and I I just think I don't want it maybe it's
because I'm resistant to change Johnny maybe it just because I like March I like I like say honestly
I like 64 teams but I adjusted to the 68 I've learned to appreciate the playing games especially since we've had some winners that end up making little Cinderella runs I like that but this to me seems like pigs get fed hogs get slaughtered yeah I am not in favor of it right this is you know I think we're talking in a town hall meeting right now where okay well if you're going to change the the the structure of the I don't know the structure of the recreational athletic board
can we at least serve stakes at the at the meet you know at the the the the barbecue this summer and upgrade from Costco hot dogs and hamburgers not the against Costco hot dogs and hamburgers but can we at least like let's go in the next level on the menu so my if we're going to change it I don't want to change it but if we are going to change it there are some parameters that America
“wants to see in there in the committee the committee you need to listen and also you need to you”
you've you've got to be open to the idea that if the little guy still has that type of the season give them an invitation to the ball because to me the NCA tournament is the ball it's it's the castle and your carriage pulls up whether you're the heavyweight like Michigan or your high point and you've got this flare you've got a dance move that nobody knows about okay we all want showed up to that dance in seventh or eighth grade where we said I'm going to make this move tonight yeah that's what I if you're
going to change the structure of the tournament you're going to invite some more you know so you're going to welcome sixth grade in now because you want you want them to join seventh and eighth because you've got to sell more pizza the dance hall please please don't totally ruin a good thing hello I appreciate that Johnny well said now for the actual game on Monday night you said it early like Michigan if they play like they played in the semi final there's no chance
that they lose I think they beat anybody in the country easily if they play that game but you could also say like maybe they already played their best game maybe that's the peak that Michigan will ever will ever accomplish with that team and if there's one team that could stop him it's just Yukon and whatever weird wizard luck that that coach Hurley and that honestly the school of Yukon
the University of Connecticut has had crazy luck going back since what 1999 1999 when they first started
well I mean yeah yeah so like if there's one team that can interrupt what seems to be the best team in college basketball it could be Yukon but what what chances do you give the huskies on Monday night you ever see the movie the shining yeah yeah the the opponent for Jack Nicholson which in that in that case it's what Shelley Devol and her son running around the
“hotel and he's biking around that that's what it's like playing Yukon I liked that yeah okay”
year's daddy yeah right yeah like that's that's basically and he's running around in the snow like Michigan is hoping for a freeze to death okay uh boy but if things start cooking in the hotel anything could happen and and that axe gets going like Yukon chops wood this is who they are they don't they don't care what the score is they don't care what the circumstances are they don't care
That they're out matched now if Michigan and Connecticut play 10 times I thin...
game eight out of the 10 times the question on Monday night is his tomorrow one of the two yeah
and then a curly's like good for one of those and the other is Michigan as a horrid shooting night and but they're coming off a 12 made freeze performance on Saturday so either we're going to see more of the same if we see more of that I just can't the reason why can't see Yukon winning if Michigan's hitting 12 threes is because Yukon's ability to win the game is from the three point line and how does Terus read nobody's been able to really break Terus read you spend he's been
the big there for Yukon they've got a time bar and Morris Johnson waiting for him in the paint yeah that that's a decent point because it's like I actually thought Illinois's length bothered him a
little bit on Saturday night and it was like a little bit of oh this isn't as smooth as it has been
in the tournament so far and then you look up he's got 17 and 11 like wait what the fuck oh he's fine like he's he's having a pretty pretty pretty efficient night and doing what he wants to do so that's how good he has been I do think if they can get Mara in any type of foul trouble you think that that would be big and I I don't want that like I don't want fouls to decide the game I hate when that happens especially in college basketball especially in national championship
yeah it's going to be it's it I keep going back to the fact that Yukon just non-conference is such a different animal and that's that's kind of what you got to hope on but I also think that
“Michigan is just if Michigan plays a B-ploss game I think they went like that that's how good”
Michigan is you know well we we know the officials okay so it's James breeding
it's going to mean Jeff Anderson and Kit Kissinger well the one thing to to consider there as much as breeding and hardly have a bit of a history I think that Hurley would tell you he likes breeding and his records actually pretty good within but Hurley did not have a big East official in the national semi-final I thought it could hurt it really didn't Illinois Illinois's offense was not good you guys but we would all have meant they just didn't have a
very strong show in America which in story archivitch kind of disappeared in the game the fact that he's got people he knows is very important because Michigan they you guys know how they defend they don't jump yeah it's they're they're trees inside the other thing is condemnary rattle kudo um demory got woggler like woggler was really good but woggler still took a couple of off-kilter threes he wasn't his full rhythm south he was searching for it laid in the game
demory silestemaries they had at the snake defensively condemnory force kudo because the one thing about L.A. Kudo is he does fall into some bad turnovers at times but yaksulenda boards on another level like this guy with playing this guy is playing insane basketball on paper Michigan by eight to twelve points but the game's not decided on paper and like I said like I just keep thinking of this of this character um the author's name is Jack in the shining and he's just sitting at the
bar and he's looking at the the bartender who doesn't even exist because he's having a vision
“and he's like poor me another one and that's hurley in that hotel and you have got to you have to”
kill them off like they he doesn't stop they don't stop and if you think that they're going to be afraid of Michigan because Michigan's bigger than them they're you con remember about you con you want to know about you con's toughness they went into Allen fieldhouse and won okay it was owner didn't do that this year and they lost two games heading into Saturday hmm yeah you're right you're right we go back to Johnny Fanta he's brought to you by simply safe traditional home security brands
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who's going to coach North Carolina Billy Donovan but the longer this goes the more you have to
think about building yeah the longer this goes because it feels like in Chicago what direction are the bulls going in nowhere just kind of floating nowhere yeah actually we actually taking we just take too late this year but we are we are officially taking it's just a random collection of guards and like even even the guys that you're like like with Bouzallus do we really know what he is the answer is no you know we we really don't so the certainties on that roster are are none
and if you're Billy do you want to do you want to you you've had a holiday career you are quite literally in the hall of thing what would it do to college basketball if you walk into chapel hill
and now you're playing John Shire and now you're at Carolina and they're going to fund him
like if you're a Carolina donor yeah think about think about this think about the Carolina
“donor who in the last two years was like bell check bell check bell check um i think you”
watched enough to say if Billy Donovan gets hired at Carolina whatever pennies you were giving over to football you're just gonna be like well we went we we are a basketball school we just hired a guy who literally like he has an NCA tournament win percentage of like 83 84 close to 85 percent of the games he's coaching and he's coached a lot of games and he's got rings multiple rings to prove it so I am I'm the Donovan hype train if it's not Billy Donovan the guy that I think
is going to crush it wherever he let's I hope he stays at Vanderbilt forever but I think Mark
Binton is a stud like this guy this guy crushed it he didn't win he crushed a James Madison now he's crushing it at Vanderbilt it's not like Vanderbilt like when he took over it's not like he was taking over a wagon no he's gotten it back to being that they're really really good
“what's what's the higher if you're a North Carolina fan you're like oh please don't do that”
that's realistically on the table Jerry Stackhouse I'm just saying like what is that higher there's got to be Rashid Wallace yeah like there's got to be a guy actually I would love that yeah that'd be the most entertaining hire yeah Stackhouse was a coach of Vanderbilt obviously like that you know I'm just saying like what's the guy where if you're a UNC fan you gotta be like oh shit we were to freak out here came English I don't want to put it they
he's not in the running there you don't well no I mean people are talking about them no yeah we literally just right now I literally just said his name we're talking about him John Farter John Farter the North Carolina job you oh people talking about it yeah yeah me for the North Carolina you know but do it because NBA John yeah getting hard away Rico penny hard away penny hardaway who will be back in Memphis as far as we know yeah that's not
yeah create some leverage yeah hey I'm up for care see that's the thing in the coaches agents world you could say whatever you want like there's no agents leverage it all the time like the Syracuse search the Syracuse search there was so much untrue stuff coming out of that I mean I mean you know you call up like I don't know I got to name for you Johnny all right at UNC will wait yeah right I was gonna say will bring him back yeah I was gonna say will wait yeah
you know they could do they they won't do it but like I know that he's got a past on stuff but like Chris Beard would do a heck of a job there yeah but he's got you know NATO's you do a lot more but that would be just a new deal right it's kind of new deal so that's not gonna happen do we do we by speaking of uh do deals and everything's going around do we believe we're just talking about this as well dusty may in his uh what he said he's that he's
not looking for any other college basketball jobs do you think that that was uh hmm that's interesting
“why didn't he say all all coaching jobs because he's going I think he will be an MBA coach some”
day and I think that he wants to be an MBA coach someday yeah he's he's he's a mastermind he's got great demeanor for it he's got a really really good way about him good attitude about like his his whole philosophy fits the NBA the way that I like I've seen their shoot around this guy that he it looks like that type of operation it's not your typical college operation that was very strategic from his agency that was the messaging of that was at some point and I don't think
it'll be now I don't think it'll be and then maybe it won't won't happen but I do think 10 years from now dusty may is going to be an MBA head coach mm yep yeah make sense so the short the short
List would be buyington and stack house stack house Santa Donovan and you hav...
say no yeah has Brad Steven said we're gonna put this on the sheet we're gonna put this on the
“sheet John Fint is North Carolina shortlist has Brad Steven said no yet I think he did my only he”
he quite literally did okay yeah do you like go back and ask him again just hey just making sure yeah what if what if no doesn't mean no with Brad Steven's all this time I feel like I made you say no but I don't feel like you wanted to say no you're gonna be vibes that it's not actually in no could you see like you know we've all been of the Brad yeah one more for public coming in yeah like hey listen I know but I feel like you want to be to ask again
to really feel that I we wanted you right right um you it's a complicated search because like they're they've been they're getting a lot of heat a lot of heat for where they are as a program mm mm and there's questions about money there's questions about you can they
“compete with the likes of others and whatnot like they're not gonna get TJ else a burger I think”
he's he's commenday was taken by the way anybody who says right now the Ben McCollum is it's gonna move on Ben McCollum's and I will City Guy YouTube I like this I think he's gonna be the Iowa Head Coach for years to come I agree great I've been seeing yeah he's not he's not going jumpsy route no I agree with that now he he's gonna be around we'll see if Scott Drew gets in the picture mm mm what about um he wants it I think he wants it I think he I think Scott Drew would
take it if offered okay so okay so do you think that they would offer Scott Drew they're waiting on Billy Donovan yeah mm mm now would have been waiting on him any vibe going into this offseason for the University of Kentucky is is it heating up is Pope on the hot seat
“well from my understanding can't say the least her well I can rephrase are they focusing on Pope”
performance next year mm determining his job status when you're coming off the season that you just had and yeah you'd be Santa Clara but then you got you you really got your doors blown off
in the ensuing game by Iowa State yeah it's it's um this is a very critical year three from
our Pope where if it's a one and done or if they're right on the bubble that's not the standard in Lexington it's not it's also a reflection of where we're adding the sport right now guys like Michigan Illinois Arizona they can all say that right now they feel better about where they stand than Kansas Kentucky in Carolina yeah because of their coaching situations and the rev sharing has thrown off the blue blood it's kind of why what Yukon does is amazing because they're not
in a football football conference but they just win it they did again they're they're the shining in college basketball or Michael Myers but like uh for Kentucky if they don't make the second week in the NCAA tournament next year yeah things are things are hot they're not going to spend 22 million again and and oh by the way I've seen people tweet this and now I am going to gonna say get off the lawn the people who tweet Monday night if Michigan is to win the national
championship money just bought that championship okay why don't you ask Kentucky Kansas State how leave in Kansas and and Cal Duke they got a lot of money once you ask them how the money that they spent what it ended up doing for them ultimately you could spend money okay and Kentucky
spent over twenty million dollars on their roster and didn't make it out of the first
weekend the NCAA tournament yeah do not take credit away from a team that came together or want to championship if if I see those takes the eye I will beat the sirens gonna go off like I'm I'm an actor I like that I like that yeah it is funny that it's now becoming like exhausting for anyone to even the people who are like is you kind of blue blood it's like why are you even saying this anywhere the best program in the last I actually saw a really good take today that I
might have to co-op shout out whoever put this out there I don't have it right in front of me they actually said that Duke's not a blue blood because blue a true blue blood is winning championships with multiple coaches Duke just had one coach they're a system university correct Kentucky's one with multiple like that that's the definition of what is it's the or it's the it's the school it's the organization that the carries it not just the coach so I like that one and I'm a go with it
well I know I like it I know that you're going with that one I I hate to let you down and you
Want to true you're gonna hate me for saying this but I do think John Shire w...
national championship the next three years okay I think John Fanna is in the running for the North
“Carolina job if we're just doing hypothetical I think that John Shire has had two really good”
teams yes couple years I'm just picturing like a baby blue tie in Carolina oh it looks so good oh my god John Fanta just walking out to in center court in the Dean's home oh I want to tell you right now you and see nation I think a Dean Smith I think a Roy Williams I think of what's been
built here but I'm gonna tell you we're gonna take it to a level that it's never seen before
yes we're gonna do something here Duke Duke down the road and see state little brother down the road it's our time yeah and we're about to show it we are North Carolina we are the tar heels tar tar I'd have John handed in Tyler hands for all my boys let's bring up the heavyweights yeah let's bring up the heavyweights coach ball checks in the crowd coach coach I wish my brown's
“kept you forever Jordan will talk nice John you that good what the fuck I just say new coach you”
let's see yeah sorry about the browns would you since we're now like it's now out there the
John Fanta is in the running for the North Carolina head coach and job very much you're not just
want to make you are you are you have you prep your wife that she's going to have to be best friends it's Jordan like that is this is gonna like that's just the wives hang out it's like that's gonna happen have that prep the wife okay all right you might want to do that Jordan it's very friendly they're friends yeah they'll get a lot of you like she's sleeping right now okay baby wake her up and be like hey honey what do you thoughts on Jordan she's just going to take one and oh I don't know
if you saw that Johnny Jordan wanna ring last go wake her up go ask her yeah and then and the
“sheer response of that which is just would just be an incredible type of reaction that I really can't”
fully sum up yeah look at in the arguile it'd be a nice pattern on you oh my god yeah oh hand and hand with Roy you look really good Johnny oh that Carolina is not happening we need the photo shop the chains listen right now we need the photoshop of Johnny Fanta in the Carolina blue hang out with mj yeah listen there's just out of you you mentioned your browns which that was weird for if you're a Carolina fan sitting in the stands and the guy just going on a rant about the browns
BFT's favorite story of all time connolly's a rice like there's out of box out of the box hires she would have been a hell of a coach Johnny yeah oh how many other how many other basketball themed things you have in your office oh I love it can't like I can't how how does that get out also go I'm pleased okay he's like there's two things there's two that and then the last 10 days there's to have you seen yeah yeah like what the shot he might learn to shot again yeah
he might he might take what looked like a swing in a mess and turn into a grand slam yeah what else you got oh there we go okay that's crazy yeah that's crazy that's got soccer balls on it too the trash can is elite I also didn't notice that he's like look I have this what is that all the big crowd yeah yeah I have all the gear how many little basketballs you go there we go this is it a CD or I don't understand how the discourse on that could be but again this is
this is my football team yeah this is work and I can't I won't ever leave them guys no I'm just fortunate but man it's how about the haircut thing like I said in my body like what a winter tie coach monkey and cleavance with you winter tie but like there are some stories like when the mascot fell off the barge and then we all found out that it was staged like let's let's try to be a little professional like you know like I'm rooting for them I want them to win I'm friends
with people over there I'm we we cleavance so badly wants it but the condy rice like the fact
that that was in the ether and I don't know condy that'd be an amazing interview I mean I would love
to get a chance to sit down and talk I wouldn't you like that's got to be you guys have to lock up that interview and just say okay what questions like how did that interview go yeah yeah if you ever get a chance to interview Condy's rice just can I can I write some questions for you
Absolutely I would love to.
some interview yeah you will come to the interview and I will be at Max's batch party. Okay
okay and you're going to be in you're in the running for the UNC job. Oh hey how about this UNC how did John Fanta it's a slam dunk and then Johnny you do the dunk oh yeah say that say that hey North Carolina make the right decision I'm John Fanta out of the next head coach and then slam dunk and this is a you talk about a slam dunk. Duke more like Duke watches slam dunk again for the record there I have no interest in this uh well yeah yeah so what's together
how the staff just say great day to be a tar heal. Johnny I actually think listen you obviously have not coach basketball to that level. No no no hold on I'm going to give you
“a compliment here. I think you're a smart enough guy very smart guy no basketball well enough.”
I think you put together a staff and a portal hall. I think this is I think this would work for UNC
I think I got an appropriate I would call Greg Campy at Oakland I don't even know Greg we've never
even taught but I just love his personality I love his swagger I love his work and I would hate to do this to Oakland I'd be like Greg you say the number yeah you're gonna handle this yeah and then you're just you're the face of the program and I and I get back on the phone yeah I like I may not attend every coach's breakfast yeah or your coach's convention out the final four but I've got my different connects and we would we would find a way to assemble a coach is it now I also think
this is how many people are listening to this interview right now I'm pretty sure we could get everybody to donate everyone that's listening would donate a dollar towards your NIO okay let me
“tell you something right now I coached I've coached one season in my lifetime in basketball maybe too”
how did you do we we we we made the city playoffs where we made the CYO city playoffs with a team that
was not not very talented I coached my brother's team you know how you at that level like you had to go through virtue straining yeah not totally did not do that I don't know how I slipped through the cracks for the whole two seasons that I was able to do it but figured out away volunteered the the concession stand up at St. Bernard at in West Lake there was a holiday tournament one year okay I was on the bench with with my dad and one of one of his best friends okay
and I would handle a lot of the ins and outs of the team one three one portion of the coach yeah exactly you know a little stack a little a little trap a little trap you have core trap into a man to man you know three quarter core pressure then dropping dropping back like different
“coverage is different things okay and I got to tell you one time we were playing St. Marks in”
this Christmas tournament and we grinded out a win and I almost ended up like the Friday night Yukon South Carolina women's deal okay the coached St. Marks was a guy by the name of Pete who does a hell of a job running a liquor store in Cleveland he runs a bunch of liquor businesses in Cleveland but Pete was a dad okay and he knew that I was not that I should not have been like a virtuous trained coach I was in eighth grade coaching this team so this guy is he's very
much older than me by the way runs a great business in Cleveland I'm not gonna give the last name he runs a great business in Cleveland I like no well well but I will say this we we won the game and in the handshake line he said to me I'm gonna get you you're not virtuous trained you're practically tampering this is see why all Cleveland basketball and it was and it was December 23rd it was the Christmas tournament oh why now I'm in eighth grade and I turn back and I said Pete
if I were you I'd get back to the holiday beer sales oh let's go I love Johnny Garney that's well you're getting that's Carolina that's the attitude that we need a chapel here I'll also throw this in here if you can see a higher John Fanna most random PFT and I will become mega boosters we're not gonna put a I'm not gonna put a dollar on it because I don't want to put a cap on it we will become mega boosters of the North Carolina basketball I don't want to say a number I'm afraid
of the number I'm about to say to you right now we're talking to Saudi money buddy yeah we're talking to all you shit I am holy I want to make it very clear I'm holy I love this I am holy committed to NBC sports uh and it fully fully dedicated to NBC sports and everything all the great things that I'm doing at NBC sports um the 20 minutes that John Fitts have possibly taken to you it that's the only that's only journalism job you want right now yeah yeah we're gonna say
Bags the campaign that we're gonna put on social media for fan it's gonna be ...
all it's only crores yeah hey hey chocolate Hill don't you want a fan to yeah yeah yeah
“yeah it's just the most input it does sum up the car itself hey I want I want Zach I want”
uh the vanilla to be Carolina blue tomorrow let's get some food diet it we do that for Johnny fan to the ice cream machine I am not interested in the job right wink he's winking for me for the for the audio listeners he's winking at us right now he's guys Carolina blue on you can you can win at you and see wow I have an Afghan in my office oh man just so you know Johnny if we don't beat Duke I'm gonna fucking come for your neck I'll be waiting in your office for you
as a mega booster I got keys to your office holy shit how soon into this are my sending out
jumpsuits oh immediately I say I say act number one that's the first question you ask in the
interview actually where do you guys keep the jumpsuits hey what size you got in the jumpsuits I need
“awful shipment yeah all right Johnny I got one last question for you rowback question are each of these”
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give us just a little touch a baby blue okay hold on hold on give us a touch oh I love everything he's got his office here no he's got the he's got the everything looks like a basket yeah he had he just said he's he has an afghan in his office like condolese rice he's got he's got a gamer chair
“I don't think he games no I don't okay oh yeah yeah yeah it looks beautiful that's it that's it”
maybe a little call set for the charter plane ride does this have strip waffles on it yeah yeah go go a little digger felt with the with a highlighter maybe a baby blue highlighter on on Tuesday night maybe nice all right you just say just one time can you say go to hell Duke no I won't I can't come on just say I'm John Fanta and I endorse myself as North Carolina headbap you can't this is good the car stops as your rollback question uh get us pumped up
for Monday night get us ready for the national title game there's a lot of naysayers out there say hey Michigan they look like the best team in the world they're going to kill him it's going to be a snooze watch get us ready to go for Monday night it's the monster of a machine that is the Michigan Wolverines taking on the Michael Myers of March madness a dynasty of sorts out of stores a land of championships the Yukon husky's big ten versus big east and speaking
of the big ten 26 long years 26 long years since a prime rival of the Michigan Wolverines those Michigan state Spartans last gave the conference a national championship a drought it has been thought to be unfathomable but it still exists and on Monday night the Wolverines have a chance to end it behind Mara Johnson Codot Lenda board they have then a wagon just three losses on their season and on the other side it's Yukon Dan Hurley is he loved by everyone the answer that question is
no and guess what he doesn't give a damn his husky's keep on sledding and they're sledding all the way to college basketball's granted stage who do they have that Michigan does not Alex Caravan 18 and
one in the NCAA tournament that's tied for second for wins in the big dance as a starter second
with one Bobby Hurley Bobby's bro Danny lean the huskies with silestemary terrace read solo ball who's banged up in all when he's gonna play through it Yukon just when you think they're done just when you think you can't as the great Jim Nance happy master's week everybody once said Yukon huskies Wolverines for all the marbles in college basketball Monday night That's awesome Johnny I love it Johnny. Thank you. Thank you for joining us as the next call is the next head coach
the the North Carolina tar heels. I'm gonna miss you on the air. Yeah will you still come on the show again
I can't wait to be back on your show as an NBC sports broadcaster.
We can get quicks to change the NBC the UNC yeah easy that's easy. I mean it's got two of the three letters Johnny
Yeah, you're right there. You're so close to being UNC. You're right there. You're really close our tar heels is where we turn it around there are some good biscuits down there are some very good biscuits selling yourself tobacco. Oh Johnny. I like it. I like it Johnny. Just be cut the line about the browns and bellot check in the press conference. Yeah, we we'll bring it up later. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, honey. We've got a breakfast with Jordan. Yeah. Yeah. Every day. Stand should that should that be the wake-up call tomorrow like should that be my
wake to what I know. Yeah. Yeah. Let her know. Uh-huh. I know you got a new best friend. Yeah. Her name's Jordan and she is fantastic. All right Johnny you're the best. Love you. We'll see you later. The boys love you back. Thanks for having me. Max have a great batch party. Coach John Fantos brought to you by State Farm. In basketball the great players don't just go to loan. They have teammates. They've got great coaches and they solid support system behind them. It's kind of like insurance because let's face a lot of
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the assist coverage options are selected by the customer availability and eligibility vary by state. Okay, good show boys. Masters week. Hank. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Also, bar sum many golf. Yeah. So tune in. We got a great mini golf tournament set up old verse, young rider cup style. You guys are stacked. Hank's already making excuses. You guys know you're saying it's like it would be you guys are probably more favored than Michigan tonight. That's just not true.
There's such a why you say that that's not true. I suck it. I suck it many golf. Every year I collapse. Your team is good. No, your team is good. Are we don't even know who our team is all right. So if it's just you, you're you're the best golfer in the office. So not the best putter. You're the best. You practice the most of putting on many golf. And you can not say right who practices putting more than you. I don't really practice putting. That's the problem. You practice more putting. You do, though. Yeah, you do.
I do. I really don't. But you're also going to be dexterous. That could be a heat. I'm just way
“bad with my right that I switched the left. Are you putting left handed? No. You have to declare”
this is some bullshit. I'm not even beyond a team. What do you mean? I'd qualify. No, you're the captain. Hank, your whole thing is becoming left handed and you're not going to
put left handed. I'm not. I'm never putting left handed. I'm doing it. Never. I'm left handed. I don't think so.
What if I what if I break your right handed putter? Before I round it, Augusta, that we have all of our friends at Taylor reading and got it. No, no, we're literally walking in and I snap your right handed putter over my knee and then I hand you a left handed putter. I'm about to see a school where I Stein. Augusta, no, they're not going to let you chip on the green. Yeah, no, they had to go. I got the hands at Augusta. So you wouldn't you wouldn't plot left.
If I had to. I mean, I would. I'd put the left handed by the rest of it. Why are you not putting left handed? Because you had one bad day putting left handed. It doesn't feel. It doesn't feel. It doesn't feel natural. I feel like if I'm making my entire thing, my entire brand like you're having like cases of twisted T made and named after you left handed and you're not going to put left handed and all right.
“So when you make your I think people are going to want to figure it out. People are going to want to tune in and see lefty”
lock with. Yeah. And they're going to be like, why is this lefty? My kids. You guys are scared. No. You're literally just walking around saying that we're so stuck. You're so fast looking after your brand. So I could start to go to make your partner. What's it? What is your master's? What's your champion's dinner going to be like? I don't know. I haven't thought about that. Yeah. Chicken palm. Yeah. I did see Thompson Tree balls. I did see a very funny recap of the worst
master's dinner of all time. Bubble Watson. Oh, yeah. When he went at twice. Yeah. There's a same menu each time and it was like a pretty cake. Yeah. It was a regular Caesar salad. Yeah. It does. I stand with him on that. It was fun. Fatty cake. Oh, so. So it was Caesar salad. Just like a regular Caesar salad and then a grilled chicken breast and that was his meal. That's awesome. We accept for the grilled chicken breast and that's the grilled chicken breast. I think it had a fun Fatty sauce. But then the fun Fatty cake. Yeah.
I might just do fun Fatty the whole menu.
sir, just serve some really spicy shit and fuck up everybody's stomach. If you're, if you're, if you won the master's in your entire menu, it was just cupcakes. Yeah. Just, you know, it would be sick because like master's obviously very hoody toady. It was just like a Russian nesting doll of cupcakes.
You start actually the smallest tiny cupcake and you just get larger and larger and then finally
they're like all right. Oh, whoa. Machine. The lottery turned off. It doesn't do that noise right now. And then eventually you just get a full like super sized cupcake. That's all we're having for dinner.
“That sounds just delicious. Cupcakes are awesome. Or too, or too, or too. Do you ever see me?”
Thank you for having me. Thank you for having me. Thank you for having me. Thank you for having me. Thank you for having me. Hoody toady. My son doesn't like cupcakes, but he likes cake. Try to explain to him the same thing. He likes a frosting problem. He just just like, I don't eat cupcakes. I like it. But you eat cake like just adamant. Uh-huh. Maybe he's not a rapper.
What? Maybe he's eating a rapper. He doesn't know. It's a good boy and I think about that. He's probably in a lot of rappers. You're right. He's like, I'm no more rappers. I'm all rappers out. Not again. Another rap. What I got to do is give him a kick.
Like these things? Yeah. It's always hard to get down. Okay. Good show boys. Masterzo, Shane Bacon.
Hopefully Max maybe Brooks Wednesday. Get ready. Master's baby and many golf. All right numbers. 8, 3, 15, 5, 6, 13, 24, 42. We got to get it. (Clapping) 66. Anyone want more? One more. 15. 2, 1, 8.
75. Another one. This is one of the seven-fold. Oh, man. I don't have a one in ten chain. No one in nine chains. Nine people guessing.
“I guess you're right. One time. Wait, go ahead. Pipsy. Who you got?”
Happy birthday to Paul Rudd and Merlehagard and kind of Jesus too. Did you like second birthday? Forget anyone. I was frank, I meant to use birthday on Saturday. Who do you forget? Michael Rappapur. Who do you think you think you think you think you think fuck? Who do you forget? Probably top three side character subplot of the show in the last. No. Football season. Sting raise to you. Chuck? Nope. Big Dom? Nope.
Bigger. More of a pot, no. Real pot, no. Big time. I have no idea. Wait, wait. John Fanta. If John Fanta got the job that he, you guys wanted to get. Bella, check Jordan. Oh, no. Piaf Jordan. You forgot Jordan's birthday. Did I? This is my favorite part of the show. Is that really? You so bad at it? Well, we do get some birthdays and we get to the person that you forgot. It's my favorite part of the show.
I saw you got it. You got a PFT. If you ever get good at this, please make sure that you still. Someone needs to make a lot of birthdays you forgot. No, because I guess everything's yes. Every day. It's like I was thinking the same thing. Massage. We're going to play Griffin Jordan. I try every day. I got Frank Kaminski. Either early. PFT. I nail Paul Rudd today. If you ever got Jesus. Please, please,
you know, my brother. Please intentionally leave like a big one out every now and then so we can continue this.
“It's insane that you're this. You need to tell him. When was Jordan's birthday?”
April 3. No, because he might like drop everything and just be like I have to get birthdays. It was your birthday, Saturday. We have to. You see, they both are what's fried.
You see the NBA finals game last night. I think that's what the problem is. I have no idea what
dates are. You forgot Sebastian Eugene Hanson? I have no idea what that is. I don't know either. Winners, when is Mr. Winner's eyes shows, I show speeds. I'm going to give. Let's see. Oh, don't have to worry about that for a while. Fuck is this kid? Sebastian Eugene Hanson. How could you move you out? Happy birthday. Little guy. Oh, he's not little anymore.
He's in the Minecraft movie.
Fuck. How could I forget? Sebastian Eugene Hanson. I could be him up.
“All right, love you guys. And happy birthday to Paul Rudd, Murl Hagger, and kind of Jesus.”
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, the springtime fall is finally here. Flowers are blooming. Days are longer.
“We're saying yes to more plans and finally getting outside, running, walking, just moving again.”
It's the perfect time to upgrade your everyday go-tos with Bombas. Bombas sports socks are super comfortable and designed with sports specific tech for running, cycling, yoga, hiking, you name it. I've been trying to get more into running and incline tread when I can't get outside of the weather's not so nice. So whatever the case is, I'm truly just blown away by
these socks. They are a game changer. They're cushioned when you need it, sweat wicking. They don't
slide around. I could just focus on just going as fast as possible instead of constantly adjusting my socks. Once I put the boots back in the closet, Bombas warm weather footwear is back in the rotation. I just know the Bombas slides whenever I'm going to the grocery store. They're made with this super lightweight and waterproof EVA that soft but still very supportive. They're really comfortable and perfect to toss on and go. I just put them on right as I'm about to leave my
apartment. I do a quick little air and I come back, slide them right back off. There is nothing better than the Bombas slides. Then there's the best base layers you'll ever own. Bombas underwear and t-shirts, breathable, flexible, really soft, a full-on upgrade from your usual
“basics. And for every item you purchase, an essential clothing item is donated to someone facing”
housing insecurity. One purchased, one donated with over 150 million donations in counting.
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