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first or we go somewhere else. NBA schedules starting to get released. Yeah, last step, but we're trickling it out. Okay, all we're getting our rumors of different games and I mean, that's the, for my money, that's the talk of DC. For my money, that is, that is the biggest story.

“It is the most exciting tidalating part of the news calendar today. Okay. Yeah. Anything else?”

Well, I mean, you got a great amount of rush more today. Should we, what is going on with JD and Daniels and LSU? All right, so I did a, I don't want to say a deep dive, but I did like a pretty medium dive. You did some reading. I did, I did a medium dive. So I read about four articles this morning and I did text a couple people. People that might have some insight into both the legal aspects of sports. What happened? What's what's being what? Yeah, I want to say that I'm,

I want to establish that I'm speaking from a point of authority here, given that I read multiple

articles or already much an expert. And I talked to somebody. All right, so here's what happened.

So a letter was sent yesterday, I believe, or no, it was sent early August. I believe August fifth, maybe it was sent from a law firm representing JD and Daniels to Louisiana State University and the content of the season to cis letter was that they stopped using JD's name, image and likeness. So JD and when he signed his deal with LSU, when he went to LSU, in that contract was that LSU had the rights to use and monetize his NIL for up to 180 days after he's done

being a student there playing footballer. So that's about half a year, right? So that was it, that would be in 2024 is when that would have expired. And so now here we are two years later in

mean? What do you mean? Like were they, yeah, they put they sell it's jerseys, they sell jerseys, okay, like I have a JD and Daniels jersey that I got in 2025 from from LSU. And I did think it was

“interesting when we went there. There was no JD and Daniels stuff in the, in the store, right?”

I didn't see it in the store next to the tiger cage now. Yeah, they had burrows stuff, but they,

I guess they've been going back and forth about this, but they finally sent the letter.

So Hank Tanscher, a question, they sell jerseys, they sell jerseys, they sell posters, they put them in promotional videos for LSU football. And they're well-win-than-the-rides to make money off his name, image and likeness for 180 days after he graduates. So why didn't he stop them at 181? So that's, that's where it's like the real reason why they sent the season to assist in my opinion, is that Jaden was, he was promised that his jerseys would be retired after he won the

Heisman trophy. Brian Kelly made him that promise. Brian Kelly then went out and recruited a new player. A, I think it was like second corner back in his, in his recruiting class, got him DJ Pickett to go to LSU. And during that recruitment, they said you can wear number five. And DJ was like, oh, okay, that's kind

of crazy because I'm number five. I love that. Let's do it. So he gets to LSU then Brian Kelly is like,

“you don't deserve to wear number five. Number five was a high-smit trophy winner. You have to earn that”

number. So pretty much took it away after he got on campus. So then Brian Kelly is fired from LSU, and DJ tells Lane, hey, they promised me number five. When we were recruiting. And Brian Kelly has admitted, I think he said like, yeah, we did, we did kind of promise him number five. So Lane Kiffin is having one of his players who could threaten to leave because he read, read it his NIL deal with LSU. He could leave. And now Lane Kiffin's like, well, this guy's saying that we promised

him five. I just found out that he did, he was promised five in fact. So I'm going to, I'm going to keep him happy, and he gets to wear number five. That news comes out and then Jayden and his representatives

find out that there will be a number five. And now the NIL stuff that they had been willing to

turn a blind eye to. Now they're like, fuck that, you're not going to make money off my jersey if you're going to go back on what you told me and give the number, the jersey number to somebody else. So that's where we're at. So yeah, Hank had a question. I just want to read LSU. I also looked up LSU's policy. They have a written policy. No questions at this time. Okay, no questions at this time. Yeah. Well, that's a question. No, no, he doesn't say that. You asked a question. No,

I didn't ask a question. I didn't ask a question. I didn't ask a question. You said what Max. Well, yeah, but he has a question. That's a question. No questions at the time. Here's the official word on LSU's website. Under provision of the LSU jersey retirement bylaws, established January 1st, 2007, the retirement of an athlete's jersey in a particular sport does not preclude a current student athlete in that sport from wearing the jersey number

in that or any other sport. So we don't know, they don't know what retirement of a jersey means.

“I think that this is going on everywhere where it's like, people get jersey retired and then like,”

they get some new hot shot and the kids like, hey, can I wear that number? I want to do it to like, to honor you. And they're like, yeah, sure, give the kid the number. Like, jersey retirements don't really mean anything anymore. And in LSU's own bylaws, it says the retirement of a jersey does not preclude a current student athlete from wearing the jersey. Can we ask questions now? Yeah. I'm going to open up the floor to question. Well, that actually

did answer my question. I was going to say, I feel like LSU has a story history of not retirement jerseys and like the best players, you know, the best players were number seven, like their best players wear the same numbers because they've had some good players. And I think they have one jersey retired. Yeah, one of the kids. They've got so they have one football jersey retired. Jane Daniels won nothing. But things that has been jersey should be retired.

You want a husband trophy? Yeah, but they had, they've had it. It's LSU three lost team. Yeah. Well, his defense was like 120th in the nation. Well, I'm just saying it's LSU. It's a storied football. I'm saying it has like, that's won a lot and has a lot of history. It's your point. Well, then like Joe Burrow's numbers not officially retired then at LSU, but they will not let anybody wear that number. Yeah, he won a national title. Yeah, but they told him they told Jane and

it's what I'm saying your jersey's retired. Brian Kelly did. Yeah, he was the coach at the time. And the administration did. Yeah. And then they go back on it. Which listen, I think it's stupid to argue about. And I think that it's a big mistake for Jane to be pursuing this and to be like going out your own school. Yeah. That's a big mistake. I'm not trying to say it. It's a no win for it.

some people. Oh, I think it's awesome that I think it's awesome that his mom is super super protective.

“I think I think that's a good thing to have somebody that's like a pit bull rider die in your corner”

as you make that transition from being a husband trophy winning college quarterback to being a multi-multime multi-millionaire like global superstar in the NFL. What was that look? Whoa. What? It's America. He's his national superstar. You grow the game, Hank. Roger does, it does an a fantastic job of expanding overseas. Do you think it's, could I ask a question? Yeah, do you think it's a salty bitch move for him to ask for the Heisman trophy back? He's asking for the

copy of the Heisman trophy back. That seems crazy. I think that what's happened is Jane's his relationship with LSU seems to be non-existent and actually maybe worse than non-existent. Maybe like, what's the word I'm looking for, Zack? Toxic, deplorable, deplorable, full note, toxic. I'd say toxic acrimonious. I think it was a word chaotic. So he's asking for his copy of his Heisman trophy back. Yes, so he's cool. He's pretty much saying because he felt that

he was lied to. Fuck you, you can't use my NL. But again, and all I saw, I'm not sure if it's bizarre. It is, but it's very weird. Why does he care so much about the number? Like the number, like retired jersey numbers mean nothing in college. Correct. Villanova has the number one retired twice. They also college football. It's a highly unique every number because there's double numbers. There's a hundred guys on the roster. Yeah, I think he just, he looks at the fact that they told

him that his jersey would be retired and he feels like he is. But he still can be retired. Yeah, we'll not anymore. Yeah, because that's that point. Yeah, so it's not good. I don't think it's a good thing. I do think that his mom is very much, you know, she defends him. She goes, even further. She like goes on the attack for him. And I think it's overall a good thing that he's got somebody that cares that much about him, that wants to like go score

strength on anyone that is like a perceived slate. But if it, he get it for him. I know this is bad

“press. That's what I'm saying. I'm saying. So like it's not a good thing. I'm saying, oh, he should be”

out of the way and let him. Oh, it's a good, it's a good, it's a good adult. Overall, it's a good thing that he's got somebody like that standing up for him. This case, very bad choice. But bad decision. Yes, okay. I like way too far. I'm not going to, I'm not defending asking for your trophy back, like it's just a weird story overall. Like it's like a unnecessary, why are you even doing this kind of story? Yeah, just leave it alone. Yeah, it's also weird. The root cause of this is Brian

Kelly's a liar, which we all knew. Yeah, Brian Kelly's a liar. That's, that's the main takeaway. Brian Kelly is a liar. Oh, way. That should be, that should be the headline. Do you think Jane Daniel's mom is a, a problem? In what way? What do you mean? I don't know. Like we're in

this, he's in this situation, which is negative press. Ultimately, this does not matter overall.

About like, you know, his play on the football field, but it is a negative press thing. Like I think about, you know, when Caleb was getting drafted, all the stories were about his dad being like a hover pair and all this stuff, which turned out to just not, I haven't heard from his dad since he got drafted. Like you think there is a point where Jane's got to be like, dude, just let me do my thing. I'm going to dull. I don't know. So, so Caleb, they actually retired

his jersey at USC. Yeah. Didn't win national championship. Yeah, I didn't say they should. Yeah, I'm just saying, but they did. Yeah. Yeah. But they did. So, it's not uncommon. Yeah. For Heisman trophy winner to have their jersey retired by their school. Yeah. I think that, it's, yeah, I mean, it's what we're talking about right now, because it's probably a pretty down week in the news. It is a salacious story, too. It's interesting. I don't, I don't think it

really matters. I think that it's not, it shouldn't affect his play on the field. No, at all. It's just,

it sucks. It's self-induced. Like, you just, you're basically like opening yourself up to be

criticized for no reason. USC also has a policy where he went to Heisman their retired number. Yeah. So, O.J. Yeah. Did they, did they, did they unretired it? I don't know. I think he's the numbers of charge. I can look it up. Mike Garrett, O.J. Simpson Charles White, Mark Salin, Carson Palmer Matt Liner, Reggie Bush, Caleb Williams. That would be the Heisman's. Yeah. So, I mean, I think every

he has been winner at LSU has their jersey retired, too. No, just one guy. But it's, it's been,

“they've been retired without having a ceremony for it. It's, that's what I'm saying. Like,”

the LSU jersey retirement policy is ridiculous, but they don't retire in jerseys, but they, but they, they do have a stop wearing. Yeah. So, like, they, no one's going to wear

nine. You never know. Now, I guess you never know, but no one's going to wear nine. You never know.

So, ultimately, what's in the season to assist, has nothing. It doesn't say anything about

completely fracture that relationship between Jaden LSU. And now, since that's been ruined,

“they're saying you can't make money off my, my image of my jersey. I think asking for the”

copy of the Heisman back is way worse than the end of the season to assist. That's a crazy move. It's a copy of the Heisman. Yeah. I, I held it. That's a crazy move. I held it. Maybe he, maybe he saw me holding it. Did you hold the real one? Oh, no, the copy was one of that. Yeah. Maybe he saw me holding it in that video. And he was like, if they're letting this guy touch it, yeah, you're not taking good care of it. I need, I need to keep it safe. Okay. What?

I didn't even put that. So, Jaden already has his own Heisman. He's asking for the copy back. That is crazy. That is crazy. That is crazy. I think that there's a decent chance that reading the news today, Jaden might learn some things about the, some of the requests that are being made in his name. You think he has no idea? I can't imagine it was his idea to ask for the Heisman trophy copy. Yeah. I cannot imagine that. That's the one where I was like,

and that's the one where I was like, you're right. That to me is worse than the season to see. The season is just kind of like, what if someone would have said this? If that's true, if, and I think that it might be that he did not know about that. It was not his idea. Then they've got a problem. Then at that point, there is a problem with if it is your mom that's like going to war for you.

Yeah. That would start to be a problem at that point. You got to basically be like, hey,

I need to make the decisions not you. Yeah. So, type of situation. Yeah. Okay. I think we got to the bottom of it, and also I've been having to fight off the haters. No, I just, I, I should have stayed in early today. I'm in solidarity with Jayden number tiring picking number five in the lottery.

“Oh, okay. That's what number? We can do it. Yeah. No, it's, it's retire. Yeah. Oh, we can do it.”

It's retired. Well, see you in court. My staff department sent me a tweet earlier. I'd like your comment. It was, you don't have a staff department. My staff department. It's gas. The tweet was, Jayden Daniels is just Rob and Aaron with athleticism. The guy from the kid from Game of Thrones. Who's that? He was like the little, this guy, this, this, this, this, this sounds a staff department needs to stop watching TV. I'll still, doesn't really. Also spoiler. I don't know that.

PFT. What number do you pick five for today's show? Oh, no. Oh, no. He's head to the show already. Well, that's, that's, that's the retirement ceremony. Oh, just, but you did already. You just said, I'm not. You're just announced that no one could pick this. This time traveling. I can't be held responsible for this. I'm also like 80% sure that you did. So there's a chance that I'm wrong. But I feel like I remember you picked five. This is all right. The end of the show gets a little

loop. Someone picks five and then I picked four. I probably did. I'd like to, I'd like to apologize. If I do win the lottery ball at the end of the show, I will vacate it. Wow. That's big. Okay. Okay. How about that? Okay. As we'll all future five selections. Okay. I did it. It's, it's vacated.

No. Yeah. So yeah, bad situation. Really, kind of a self-inflicted wound. But ultimately,

I understand that if you have an issue with the university, I don't blame Lane Kiffin at all. Lane Kiffin's job is like, keep this hot shot corner back happy. Get let him wear number five. Keep him on the roster. He doesn't give a fuck about Jayden. Like that's in the past. He wants to win

“right now. That's how, how Lane Kiffin operates. I got no problem with that.”

Fuck, Brian Kelly. Yeah. That's, that's, yeah. This wasn't the, the moment that I was like, oh, Brian Kelly might be not a great guy. I thought he was, I thought he was a great football coach. Wait, is Brian Kelly a better football coach or human being? Football coach for sure. You are you? Yeah, I think so. It's pretty bad. It's pretty bad. It's pretty bad. As a football coach. It's recently. I mean, he won a lot of games. But recently, he definitely is a

better football. I mean, right now. He's a bad guy. Bad guy. Right. Right. One of our shit motor games in Notre Dame, one of shit motor games in Cincinnati. Yes, did not, like, make the argument. Yeah. He's a decent football coach. You could not make the argument. Yes. He's a good. Yes. But the joke guys was that Brian Kelly sucked in LSU. That was a joke. Yeah, but he was saying you was so bad as a football. I was saying, I was saying you was so bad at LSU that the other stuff

is actually not as bad as it's a job that he did at LSU. That was the joke. That was the joke. We got to the bottom of it. Thank you. You're not triggered. I don't like you. You guys ruined the joke. I over explained and don't understand what I'm trying to say. Okay. All right. Next story. Do we have any next stories? That was a big story. Anything with the bears? No. So what happened was there was a guy. I think Ben Devine tweeted that the bears are going

duped to a level that someone was falsifying information to as a source to do him. He came out it was like I've been duped to take a big jay. He reports on the bears a little bit. We mean that we're falsifying information. I hear I'll pull it up. Georgia Cassie's talking to, there was no announcement. There's basically no announcement. They're like, yeah, we're still working on Indiana. Maybe he's still talking to Illinois. We're not going to change our name if we go to Indiana. Let's see.

So he said a finally Ben Devine said a finalized stadium deal with expected tomorrow with the Chicago Bears landing in Indiana. Per source Indiana is so heavily incentivizing the deal as it included name change with Indiana in the team name when the stadium is complete. And then the like 18 hours later we said, Retraction, I was duped. The source mentioned here. I now believe to be either fraudulent or intentionally manipulative. Someone went to immense lengths to verify

identity for this one post. I've got no other info from him. I will not be posting any other

“information. I believe there will not be any name change. So yeah, he got duped to a hilarious level.”

He actually DM me said, have you been texting me? I was like, dude, I don't know what you're talking about. What? I think he thought, maybe I was duping him. I don't have nothing to do with it. So yeah, there was like a little scuttle but about that, but there's basically no announcement, which again. I mean Kevin Warren just said someone asked him for a timeline and he said his wife told him six months ago no more timelines. No more don't say any more dates. So that's that's the level that they're

dealing with. Not exactly high level shit. I did see a quote that said that it was the the one thing that they care about that the bears are focused on of what getting a new stadium. Yeah, I mean in terms of the bears like Kevin Warren, that's his only job. Yeah, that's literally his only job. And he's doing a great job of it. The bears sole focus. I guess it was saying their sole focus is just in Indiana. Meaning it's not. Yeah, and the in the Arlington Heights. And George Bracassie was talking

“to the media today. So that's why it's all like basically how it all started was on Wednesday,”

it was like George Bracassie to address the media, which he does every year during training camp. And then this guy Ben Divine was like, if they go to Indiana, they're going to change your name to the Indiana Bears, everyone ran with it. And then it's been a nothing burger since. So that was fun. Okay, other stories. Let's see. I have a I have a list that I wanted to go through real quick. Oh, Michael Panics has the greatest ACL of all time. He's bad to see that. So Michael Panics

is back. And the doctor told him you have an amazing ACL. You shouldn't have knee problems again.

So it confirmed will not be injured. He's got a bionic knee now. He's got an amazing ACL that you know what that is. That is, that's his surgeon, just kind of pounding his chest. Pain like I did such a good job hiring me for all your ACL needs. Yeah, I wonder what like, I feel like that's not what doctors say, right? You shouldn't say like there's 0% chance of re-injury. Don't doctors normally do a really good job of hedging words like, hey, nothing is

nothing is definite. Yeah. Anyone can get injured. Yeah. I can't tell you that this is going to be good or bad for your health. I can just give you recommendations. And then you make the decision. Yeah. That this doctor's like, dude, your ACL is fucking perfect. It's going to impossible

thing to guarantee. Yeah. Like, I never again, when you get injured. Yeah. See, he has a money back.

If it tears. Seriously. If he, well, unless he rips off the tag. Yeah. I don't have to keep that tag on his ACL. The doctor might have like, autographed his knee before he sold him back up. I don't know if you could trust his doctor. Like, if I heard that from my doctor, I would think about maybe pivoting to a new guy. Yeah. Yeah. You got this guy just lying to me. Yeah, this guy's way too confident. You want doctors to basically, because doctors, they, they, they, they hedged constantly

for their own liability, too. So this guy is just like, nah, I'm calling my shot. I mean, maybe if Michael Pentex never gets injured again, this doctor might be the best doctor of all time. He at least has that going for him. Like, that is now at stake. Yeah. To call your shot on a guy who's

“had, how many, how many ACLs, surgeries is Michael Pentex had? A billion, trillion, uh, three, I think.”

Yeah. At least three. Yeah. Close. We're getting close. Um, okay. Other stories. Let's see. I just picked one a couple days ago. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The lakers got sold. Oh, yeah. So when I, when I saw that news, I was like, wait, what? Didn't, didn't that just happen two years ago? Yeah. Two years ago. Mark Walter purchased the lakers. This is a guy, by the way. We brought up his name before because I've been mad at this guy because he lives in Chicago and doesn't it? Like,

part time, maybe. I don't know. He, he, I know he has a house in Chicago and I've always been like,

he, he, but he owns the Dodgers. He bought the lakers and I was like, fuck, why can't this guy buy all the, all the Chicago teams? I think he, I think he's from Iowa. Maybe I actually dodge

of the team a couple years ago. Then less than a year ago, he got a controlling stake in it. So he became like the number one owner of the team. And then so less than a year, he sells it. He flips it after he gets under federal investigation. Yep. So the feds were investigating this guy. And then he sells it to Josh Kushner and Bob Iager and it's a deal that apparently came together in the last few days. Like, what, I have no idea what, what could have made him sell this team like

so quickly after buying it. But it is very weird. Yeah. Very great. So it was, yeah, June 25, he bought

the team from the boss family for $10 billion. July 2026, which is last month, federal agents reportedly

probing 16 billion in undisclosed loans tied to his empire, then yesterday or two days ago, sells to Josh Kushner and Bob Iager for $12.5 billion. Yeah. Yeah. And he owns the Dodgers with all the deferred payments. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. What were you going to say, Zach? I was going to ask about the deferred money. Are you worried if you're on the deferred money guys? And then now you're deferred money guys going to investigate it yet. Yes. You might be like sitting exactly like John Rom. You're not

wears my money. Not getting that money. Yeah. But also, you know, for a fact, he has at least $12.5 billion. Because he has sold the team. But he might also have the $16 billion. Yeah. They might say he's still in just crazy money. So, is he going to sell the Dodgers too? I don't know. That's

“that's what I'm wondering. And also, what does it mean for like the Dodgers? Wouldn't that be hilarious”

if like the entire Dodgers are running baseball gets solved because of this one guy just has the sell him and because he's like, I just, I, this was all fake. Yeah. That'll be, that'll be fantastic.

Yeah. I did see by the way, I think it was somewhere in the ballpark of like $275 million salary

cap was proposed by the owners in a hundred and seventy million dollar floor for the negotiations going on an MLB. I don't know. I'm not, I have no idea how any of this works seems fair to me. Maybe bump it up a little more. Maybe $300 million salary cap. $174. What are the the lowest payrolls in Major League Baseball right now? Let me look it up. How many of you beneath that? There's got a lot. Just pick the A's. It's like $50 million. Yeah. They are really cheap. Yeah. The pirates are

it. All right. So Cleveland Guardians, 62 million Miami, Marlins, 76 million white socks, 82 Washington Nationals, 84 raise 89. Like these are well below the 176. There are, let's see, if it was 176, it's, so they must have done it at base on averages because it's exactly 15 teams

are below the average for Major League Baseball's 177 million and there's 15 teams below it.

“Okay. So yeah. I mean, I don't know. Wouldn't that make sense?”

So I don't know. I don't know. Like what the other numbers that are thrown out there have been. I don't know if that's a good deal or bad deal. But it sounds encouraging. I just don't want baseball to be gone for an entire son. I think it's ultimately it's going to come down to if the players have any sort of wiggle room on the whole no salary cap thing. Yeah. Or if that's just like it's that you could say each team salary. It's a $1 billion salary cap per team. If the players

would still say no deal. Yeah. No cap. No cap. I just don't want baseball to be gone. That would say for an entire summer. That would be brutal. By the way, Max, are you, are you doing with the fillies? I'm over baseball, right? You're doing with the fillies. I'm over baseball right now. But mostly, I'm, yeah. I hate the fillies. What made you be doing with the fillies? I mean, this was just a terrible week. Okay. They can't win a series. They were down one nothing against the Cardinals.

Two days ago, I'm getting my days mixed up. Two days ago, bases loaded no outs, double play, pop up, lose the game. I'm done with the fillies. They do whatever. I'm the exact opposite where I'm talking Max had to like, I said some shocking stuff. We were talking crazy. I'm talking crazy about the cubs. I said, Max, like, had to like, stop me. Well, you just kept being like, I did say that. I did. They're playing so good right now. But pregnant. Three homerons on, on Wednesday night.

Fucking, pregnant was like, the, he had the slowest start now. He's just the best player.

“Yeah. I did say the cubs are better than the Dodgers. I think I'm just going to let myself get hurt when”

that doesn't true. Yeah. Well, I mean, like, recent head to head, maybe. Yeah. But I, their play. I mean, listen, the brewers. There's only three games right now. So cubs are playing great. I'm pretty sure the brewers beat the Dodgers every single game in the regular season last year.

I'm proven wrong. I can just say it. I can just say things. It feels good. Excited about baseball. Excited about the cut. I saw jumping back real quick to the latest thing. I did see a report earlier today. Maybe signs a little bit of light. So Mark Walter previously, previously claimed

that $1.4 billion of the assets that he had for his life insurance company were loaned out to

other businesses that he controlled. But then he revised that number from $1.4 billion to $21 billion. Pretty big mistake. That's a jump. And so that's probably what he's under investigation for. God. So we owns a lot of shit. And he also sells life insurance. And then he makes his own employees buy his life insurance at the company's that he has. But that's kind of just like paying yourself. That's genius. And so it sounds like allegedly he might have just claimed like a super low number.

“Compared to what it actually was. And that my friends, I believe, would be fraud. Yeah.”

But that's also, I feel like most rich people, they do that shit. Yeah. Oh yeah. They figure out ways to not pay to. I'm convinced rich people don't pay taxes.

There's, yeah, just about anything that you can make money on is fraudulent. Yeah. Yeah.

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they're not being a police report. Things of that nature. And he said that he had a story when he was playing played for three teams, played for the Eagles for a few years. He played for the Browns and he played for the Giants for like 42 days. Okay. And he said he was pulling off an off ramp. He caused an accident. He called the head of security and then the head of security at this unknown team or on said team said, hey, a cop's going to come. They're going to leave and then like I'm

“going to send another cop who's going to pull up and say it's on your fault and that's what”

happened. The cop showed up so there wasn't his fault and he got off, you know, Scott Free. And he said it was like he was an off ramp right near the facility. So someone on Twitter did the research and the Browns facilities not near an off ramp. Like it's it wouldn't make sense for that. But the Eagles and the Giants, it's one of those two teams. So it could, you know, who knows

their head of security, police guys, former police guys, and they can, you know, they have

fixers, essentially. In the NFL? Yeah. It's interesting. So who could it be? It's either the Eagles or the Phillies and he, I mean, the Eagles or the Giants. I mean, the Eagles or the Giants. He played for the Eagles for four years. He played for the Giants for 42 days.

“Oh. Okay. Question. Question Hank. Is the possibility that Emmanuel Laucho is lying?”

Definitely. Okay. Also, super, super reliable source. Yeah. I just, it's Emmanuel Laucho just admitting that he's not only a bad guy for taking this help from different police officers, but also a snitch for then telling the story. Yeah. He got the benefits and then years later snitched. He wants to get clicks on it. Yeah. I believe he's admitting to a, a felony. Yeah. It's a lying on a police report. I think the head of security is committing a felony.

No, but we don't know which, we don't know which team, but Emmanuel is saying. I didn't. Yeah. Some of whoever whoever had a security is. He sounds his name off on a report saying that he did not cause the accident when he knew that he did. So it sounds like he admitted to a felony. And the way like our actions work, it's got to be somebody's fault. So the other guys or girls premium definitely went up. They're paying more insurance. That's a bummer. What's this actual

limitation on a car accident? You're like lying on a police report. I wonder. I mean, I thought they can get you for a while on that. To me, that's the big story in this and it's not

“which team it was and whoever happened to be head of security. I think it's more about like,”

Emmanuel Ocho. Personal responsibility. Anyone else have any thoughts? The legal penalties could be ran from civil penalties all the way to Rico. What? Buscos involved? Concentred concern to the attack of the pattern of racketeering. Ah, got it. Okay, okay. This seems like a serious story. Very serious. Yeah. I'm seeing a false report usually class B about one year. That's been misdemeanored. But would it be Ocho going? He would be he's in the

incidence. He would have to make the report. Yeah. I think I think Emmanuel Ocho should get a prison for you. Did you bring a story up because you don't like the giants? No, I just, you know, national sports podcast. Yeah. Jesus, I'm not sure. Jesus, your own venture for field of dreams game tonight. Oh, okay. Nice. Good point, Max. Yeah. Good point. That's field of dreams game. Don't. Hank off. You're out of the front. No, you're not out of talk about it. You don't want to

feel it's right now. But the broadcast is brought to you by Netflix. You know they're going to put

together a great show. Well, you said you're out on the Phillies. But Netflix comes first. I mean,

know this. Max, don't let Hank off the hook. You're, you're hatred and you're absolutely biased against the giants. Yeah. For beating the Patriots of two Super Bowls is clouding you. Like, I don't know why you brought this story up other than to pick on the giants. No, it's just interesting Kyle Shanahan thing. They're still, you know, it's, it's part of the discussion we've had all summer. It's an ongoing story. It's an ongoing story. And a national reporter also,

Lashana McCoy, shady Eagles legend was also on the podcast when this happened. Didn't bat night, didn't seem surprised. But he played for other teams. Yeah, for sure. Do you play for so many teams? Do you play for giants? I don't think so. Oh, you didn't. But he, he, he could also probably be sitting there being, like, here goes, here goes Acho again, telling the lie. Yeah. Classic Acho. But how do they find out who manuals partner in crime was? How would you get down to the bottom of

that? I mean, you just got to go through the entire directory of the giants, you know, front office, right? That's a lot of guys. Yeah. Do, do we know anyone in a fall security that help us? Maybe get to the bottom of this? Now with the giants, we should investigate. We should

hire somebody to invest. Aaron, no, is going to give up six bomb by the third inning. If you really

“want to know what, what I think is going to happen, the field of dreams game. Actually, you should be”

rooting for this story. The giants are NFC's foe. You should be like, let's, let's find the giants. Get, get draft picks taken away. Look, PFT's rooting for the story to come out. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. I want science needs to, I don't care who's involved. Yeah. I want the truth. And if the giants be pointed, if it happens to weaken my division rivals, the giants, I'm fine with that. Yeah. Max, you're, by turning, by, by turning an eye here, you're strengthening the giants.

Schwab is probably going to hit me, too. Do it if he is one of the, to the, to the corn, just show, it'll be show, say. Okay. Can people stop also to shout out Tony, Tony, Tony's market tips. That's the guy. He did, he did a lot of research on the story, because he's, he's a 49ers. Got it. Guy. That's, he's trying to, yeah, figure that out. Meves, do you have any thoughts? On Acho? George is got to get one of these guys.

he does stretch a lot. Also, pictures don't have to be in great shape. No, be awesome. No. A lot of pictures are, are a little hefty. It is more mass behind it. Yeah. It is funny that he's like, he needs to get a little more sun. You play an outdoor sport. You could just, you know, find a way to get a little more sun on the bod. Yeah. Because he was pretty pasty. But let's stop that. It is kind of crazy that he got, we put him out for what, like, five innings, four innings.

Yeah. He never reached over 95. Yeah. Feel a little weird. It's not good. It feels a little weird.

Okay. Other story I had was Michigan. What's going on with Michigan just trying to, do you see Scott winning hand basically was like, we don't have to hate Ohio State to beat them? Yeah. And I don't really understand, it feels like the wrong move. I guess this is a player results thing if they don't beat him. People are going to be like, you didn't hate him enough.

“But I think you should have to hate your rival. That's good. You should. Do you think he,”

like, hated Utah State? I would hope so. Yeah. I think you. You. You. You. You. Yeah. You. You. You. Yeah. Probably both those schools. You. I use the main rival home. Yeah. But probably both those schools. You probably had like some some feeling towards. I think he just needs to spend more time. Yeah. Like give it a year.

And I think he'll get it. I mean, I look, look at like Matt Eberfluous was sitting next to Matt LaFlor at,

like a box game, like sharing popcorn. Ben Johnson, it, he hates everyone in the division, especially the Packard is like, more than anything in the world. Yeah. That's what you want your coach to fuel you. Yeah. So that one was weird to me. I didn't really understand that. You should hate. You should hate in this, that especially Ohio State Michigan. And that's one where like the fans are so crazy. You got it. You got to match their energy because then it makes them feel dumb for hating them so much.

Right. And you also even care that much. You leave the door open for, you know, guys like who we like, Ohio State, like he senses a little weakness. He's got a pounce on that. Yeah. He's going to be all over that shit. Yeah. There's another interesting story.

“So LeBron James, he's, he's on the 76ers now, but I think this is probably from”

it's time in Cleveland. He said that when he, Kevin Love said this, when LeBron goes to a road game in Toronto in Canada, he refuses to use the roaming data. He has to wait until he gets the hotel, to connect to Wi-Fi because he's saying that like he needs to be financially savvy and and and frugal, save a little bit of money to the point of like he refuses to to deal with roaming charges. I thought that was interesting. That is interesting. Why? Yes. Well, the reason. It's like,

what? Like 599 a day. Yeah. But he turns off. Yeah. All the, all the, the data on his phone when he lands. Yeah. Until he gets to Wi-Fi. And then he gets to the Wi-Fi and he's like, okay. Now, I can use this so I don't have to deal with roaming charges. Is this one of those situations where like rich people just stay rich because they do shit like this? And this to me is like the most unnecessary thing in the world. No, listen, LeBron. Right. Well, I'll lose all my money someday.

He'd probably be poor right now if he didn't spend that extra 30 bucks a day when he was in Toronto. That is weird. Do you think he has to probably just sue St. Vincent St. Mary for anything that he, that he has done in the past school? What? I agree. Sure. I did try it out there. It goes really good effort. I'd like the effort. Yeah. There we go. Yeah. Um. What do you mean effort? That's exact. You're talking, you're talking about, you're just crying about your guy who's showing his school.

You don't think that's financially savvy. Let me, let me just say the second half of this episode.

“We taped on Wednesday night. It's a lot looser and more fun. We're, I think we're at the,”

the beginning of like a travel day and everyone's kind of had each other's choice. The rest of the episode, it's like, you guys are going to see it. It's going to be night and day in terms of the, the, the jollyness. I think I'm, I'm pretty level headed about the Jane thing. I think it's a bad idea that he's doing. I don't think he should be doing it. Imagine if imagine if the bears were going to be the Indiana bears today. It'd be bad knives would be out everywhere. Yeah. What do you got, Zach?

I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not fucking say something to Zach. In the, I feel dreams games since we're a place you're going to venture. Did you guys see their sweet and corn cob bats? Those are pretty cool. Oh, that is cool. Yep. Yeah. When were you back? Yeah. Hey, are you listening? Yes, I think. I'm looking up corn cob bats. Oh, can you look up corn cob bats? I think, I think Max is a little nervous about the, maybe investigation coming for the Giants.

Well, they're, you'd be excited for that. I think such a vision rival. Yeah. I don't get it. Now, are there any other reasons why you might not turn your date on? Oh, when you travel? I don't know. Is there? I don't know. Maybe like a, maybe just personal security. Does it want to get hacked? Oh, yeah. He doesn't trust the networks. Do you guys, when,

I always just like, I don't care, join. Yeah. You're already got all my shit anyway.

Is that, what, what could they could just take your life? What does that work? Yeah. I don't think we want to know. Yeah. We could they take your life? Yeah. I feel like people get the fishing scams. You're click one or online. And you can just, yeah. But like, when you go to, when you go somewhere in the, the Wi-Fi doesn't move, is they just walk right in. Yeah. But do you join? You join, like, right now we're on a Wi-Fi that doesn't need a password. You don't care. I'm not worried about it.

Okay. All right. So you agree with me. Yeah. It's just your virtual life. You're not going to get, like, no trafficking. The virtual life you can give up. They could take it and do it for some time. They already got me once. And I, it was, it was bad week, but it was okay. That's right. Yeah. That's true. But also we don't know if you might have blocked out and bought four iPhones on that one Monday. America said that I did it. I don't know. I actually don't know where like the credit bureau comes from.

That I didn't. America. I was going to say, like, the police, but I don't think that that's,

“I think it's, I think it's probably your big financial friend experiencing that. Yeah.”

I think, I think that might have something to do with it. Right. Uh, all right. I've Russell Westbrook retired. Yep. That kind of sad. I feel like he was one of

those guys who, because he never, he never like aged, look wise. You know, obviously he aged a little

bit, but he always was just in shape for his entire career. And that I, I'll, I'll go to other five years being like, he could probably get out there and, and do something off the bench. Energy wise. I would love to see Russell Westbrook just go overseas and drop 70 every game. Yeah. Yeah. Have a nice. That would be nice. You might miss it. Yeah. He would do this. There's one guy that, like, it retired all-time great, that would do the thing where you show

up to like a lifestyle or, uh, LA fitness and just give a bunch of 40-year-old accounts business in the gym. I can see Westbrook doing that. Absolutely. Go and buzz it. Yeah. In his own, in his own head he sees all those guys up there as the people that were court-side call them Westbrook. Yeah. And so that now now is when the fun really begins. Yeah. Oh, uh, four states retiring Sebastian Junior, Kowski Jersey. Oh, that's actually real.

There we go. Are they really? Yes. Number 38. August 29 season over against Mexico. What happened? Why now? I don't know. I just, I was just scrolling and saw that's so perfect. That's awesome. I, I, I love it.

“See, it's just texted in our, in our production chat and said this show is about nothing, right?”

[laughter] It's actually, no, that's not true. It's heavy about retirement. Jersey retirement is in the ongoing investigation with the New York Giants. That would be the two main takeaways from today's episode. I can't believe that Jersey wasn't retired. Like, what happened in the last, I don't know, ten years. They might have had like a clause like, don't, don't do anything

bad. Like, don't get any dwise or anything for a certain amount of time and we'll then retire Jersey. Do you think I can pre-start? Yeah. Do you think it's crazy? Villanova has number one retired twice. That is crazy. And they're going to get Scotty Reynolds also wore number one in his number. It isn't even retired yet. It's Kyle Lowry and Jalen Brunson. Yes, they should retire Scotty. I know, but that means they're going to have three

number ones retired. What do you think it's weird that Randy Mosses retired? The numbers

“are retired with the Vikings? Yeah. That's always weird. That's what I think, like Jersey retired.”

We've gotten way too fast at loose. No, it's a team should have started to and more team should do it just just ring a boner. Just do ring a boner. And then you don't have to fuck with the Jersey. Yeah, ring a boner. It doesn't, it would only have to be like, I can't even imagine if, uh, maybe Mendoza and Indiana. I could see that. Can college football so hard because you have, you have so many guys. And also, it's a pretty big selling

point. If you tell a player like, hey, you can wear your jersey. Right. That's something that that kids actually care about when you college. And and it's a really good selling point too, because if you're like Brian Kelly, you don't even have to fall through with it. So it's like, yeah, that's the best type of selling point where you can sell someone. Someone on something and then you don't have to follow through. You don't have to do it at all. It's like telling

Michael Penex is ACL's fine. I'm going to be long gone by the time the check comes do. I think, I think talking to this, I think I'm, I think I'm anti-Jurzy retirement. Okay. I think that's my official stance. Okay. It's a weird thing. And it's a let us do a point where schools are retiring jerseys with no actual meaning behind retiring the Jersey. Yeah. They don't understand what retiring the Jersey even means. So now we've gotten down this path and everyone is acting like a

bunch of big baby bitches for something that doesn't even matter at all. So I'm just anti-Jurzy retirement from now on. I'll go. I'm gonna go after Jannickowski. I'm gonna go opposite of you. I'm gonna say I'm, I think you shouldn't get your jersey retired if you want a national title or like a

championship, because then your team is basically honored right there. It should be only for guys who

didn't win the big one. So okay. So if you're a national champion, you can't get retired. The team,

team forever. That team can never play football again. Okay. That's pretty good, right? Yep. So then

we honor the guys who didn't win it all. Yep. And they, because they don't have a national championship to come back for. What is this going to mean for the Heisman House this year? Oh my god. If the Heisman House was smart, they would actually have a video of Jane Dino showing up and taking his Heisman away. I mean, like putting it, or like like the first scene is a U hall. Yeah. And like there's sitting there and Reggie was like, what's that? It's like, oh, Jane's team. Or like, are they building extra room

in the Heisman House? Because now that he's got two, he's got two trophies. Yes, sure. So he's more copyful. So really, the only two guys to ever try to take their Heisman's back are Jane and Ken Oja. Yeah. Yeah. If, if it's true that Jane really didn't know about him, him requesting the other trophy. It was the game plan. Just to be, hey, honey. I got your other Heisman. It might have been a birthday present. Think about that. I'll be a birthday present. Like I got, now you have two Heisman trophies, baby.

What do you, what do you got for us? Just for us a Westbroker time. Okay. Yeah. Oh, I got some that will bump the whole room out. You ready for it? Powerball $1 billion. Ticket was sold in Illinois. No, no. Winning ticket. Where? I don't know. Powerball tickets, I don't know. That doesn't, that doesn't get you a look like, yeah. When the Powerball sold and he's, you're like, oh, it's realistic that I could have, when the Powerball gets sold and it's like, oh,

someone bought it in Westbrook and it's like, all right, I never want to want it. But let's see, let's see,

where in Illinois, by Powerball tickets. Do I? Sometimes. Was that a real question? I don't know. Yes, I buy Powerball. I buy Winners above. What do we have? 600 million. I don't know. It's just a form of gambling.

“Yeah, I do it. Okay. I buy what do you exactly. When it gets up to a big pot. The only thing that”

sucks about, about lottery is, um, it's lottery winners and athletes. They have this thing where you have to pay taxes. Yep. That's true. I heard about that. Yeah, I heard. And so they actually take a lot of that money. So when you see a billion dollars, it actually ends up being more like 250 million because you got to take the lump sum, which is about half. And then half of that actually goes to the government. Yeah. To pay for like roads and schools. Um, Western Illinois. So it was a 44

drawing dry spell all the way back to May. Roll over. That's crazy. That's a lot. Holy fuck.

Did one billion Western Illinois make it. Nothing. I mean, we would just do the same show about nothing.

Shut up memes. Um, I have a confession to me. Yeah. Uh, yesterday when I saw the Russell Westbrook retirement thing. Yeah. It was, I was feeling, yes, it was a long day. In my head, I thought I thought it was Russell Wilson for the past 24 hours was, but he already retired. I didn't know that. I thought that yesterday, the news broke that Russell Wilson retired. And then when he

“started talking about lifetime fitness, I was like Russell Wilson plays football. Why would he be?”

Why would he be? Russell Wilson retired already. And he's going to be on the CBS test. Yeah. He announced that a couple months ago. Yeah. So you missed both Russell's retirements. No, I call it Russell Wilson yesterday. He got twice. Yeah. Okay. All right. Did you, did you know he, you didn't know that he already retired? I, I thought that Russell Wilson retired yesterday. Okay. Got it. I, Jordan, now that you say it, I do remember the CBS thing. Yeah. I do remember.

I was going to be bad. Okay. Yeah. But I, I didn't put that together until you, the life, the, the lifetime fitness thing was really what it got. It was really what got me. Yeah. It's Russell Martin retired. Yeah. Yeah. It's right. Russell brand. It's up to you. He, he retired himself. I think. Okay. Last story. And then we're going to do, like I said, we have a very funny Mount Rushmore and fire fest. We taped it on Wednesday night,

“we're a little loopy, incredible vibes. Hank, I think it's, can we call it?”

Can we call it? No. Come on. It's reports, dude. You do, we've been doing this. I know. But they say it's going to be. We knew that. We've talked about that. Fine. Fine. We're, we're, we're, we're just about to end the show. That's so close. That was all about it. We talked about it. Then it's like, it's like, it's like, now they canceled the championship. That we discussed two weeks ago. What about John wrong now? That's a report. Okay. All right.

All right. So we're not going to talk anymore report. So we can't talk about the report. We can talk about it, but I'm not going to be like, it's dead because it's not. It's all right. All right. All right. A lot of successful leagues just canceled their championships. Yeah. We're fine. It could. It's just a report. Time will tell. We're not going to talk about reports unless it

What? Do we mention that? I could, I couldn't remember if we talked about JJ what is in the first

booth. I think so, but maybe not. Are you serious? That's fine. What, hey. Well, it's just, we're talking sports, dude. It's a sports podcast. That's a problem. We, hey, now you know, you guys know not being for real or not. I mean, we might of actually don't. Yeah. I don't,

“that's why I actually might of, but we might not. And then then Ross Tucker is now being moved up to”

the front booth. And that's what I'm more interested because I like Ross. Yeah, Ross could do his great guy, noseball, Philly guy, nose gambling. Yeah. He's, he's going to be the king of like

slipping in the old Al Michaels, like subtle ones, but they might be deeper cuts.

We think about that. I agree. I'm excited. All right. Great. All right. Okay. Let's kick it to ourselves. We got Mount Rushmore and then Firefest. I thought we crushed this in August 14th, when I guess preseason football starts tonight. Oh, let's do that real quick. And for you, I got any good primetime games. Peel the dreams. Peel the dreams. Peel the dreams. Peel the dreams. Who could forget the field of dreams? Okay. I'm going to say, I'm going to say a game you guys give me the the final score.

Max Packers Steelers. Packers 17 Steelers 12. Zach Lions Bengals 2017 27 10 Lions. Okay. Hank Colts Patriots. Oh, Seth released his first, uh, this is our Colts of the Year. Well, as as a play day, he's something with Mayday. I'm pretty sure. I'm playing it bad. He's got it. It's

“preseason for him too. I like if he's got bangers. This isn't one of them. What's I'm happy about?”

I thought he said Drake may has gone down. Mayday goes going down. It's actually better.

Mayday is going down is incredible. That's all. I take it back. I take it back. I take it back.

All right, fast score. 19 to 10. All right. Chargers, Texans, Goldchain. Nice hiccup. Cardinals, Raiders, PFT, uh, five, five. Okay. And then I'll take I'll take 49ers. 52 Titans 12. Okay. Let's keep to ourselves. Mount Rushmore. Okay. Before we get to Mount Rushmore. Chevy summers and full swing. That means no schedules. No plans. Just more of the good stuff. Chevy Silverado makes that possible. There's a reason Chevy's called the heartbeat of America.

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So to qualify as a go bag, what are we talking about? Duffel bag size was what Zack said. Okay. Listen, we were all little gassie said, Zach, you take the ball. You tell us what to do. And you came up with this one. I like it. The standings by the way are changes. You send them. Yep. Our big cat memes max 49 PFT 36 Hank and Zach 35 go. We're road dogs.

We'll just say that we're ready for this. What? We're ready. Max. Come on, dude. Max is mad at me and memes. What happened? Me boys. No, we just he says we're

“being too flippant in loopy. They're being so loopy in the beginning. Really? Why are you so mad though?”

Like we're always loopy. No, this was act. There's a they're giving me the ball. And there's a chance

I just take all of them. Oh, you gotta take some real mix. Made a list of 23 items. Yeah. And he's mad about like 21 of them. Right. But you're letting him make every pick. Yeah. Because we're like, hey, you take it. You got this. Come on, Max. Take the make to make a couple real ones. And then we'll go and then get loopy. The ones that you make the picks that impissed you off the most. And then memes and I will defend them for the last two. Yeah. That's fair. Okay. I'm excited to see what

it's going to come. All right. So we're going to lose this one. No, that's not true. That's not true. We can defend it. All right. Who's up first? I'm up second. Okay. Let's go boys. We're up first.

Now Rushmore of go bag items for your apocalypse for the apocalypse. Yeah. Duffel bag size.

We're going to go with the loaded gun. Oh, good one. Didn't have loaded gun. Kippek. We did. No, we did hack. I did. You know, there's look on your face right there. I know hurts us because it's we're not throwing it. We're not throwing it. Do you have a loaded gun? He did. He did. He memes and I did not. Right. So you guys are not the extra depicted. He actually said he wanted weapons. There's other ones still available. So that's good.

That's good. That's a fact. Yeah. Oh. I'm going to go. This was my one one. Let me go with

“later and matches. Later or matches. That sounds like two picks. I think you got to pick one of the”

other. I mean, they both they both start fires and take your pick. What about fire starter? Well, you can take your pick. Yeah, you this is your pick. Lighter matches. It's a. So pick one. If I take matches, somebody else is going to take lighter. Later. Yeah. Okay. I'm going to say lighters. Okay. Lots of lighters. That's the correct pick. Lighters. Yeah. That's correct. We had multiple lighters. We have that on our list. It's good pick. Thank you. Take matches. Do it.

No, Max. We have all of our pick. We have everything that you liked. Everything is on there. Our whole board is open. Max is looking at you like you. I'm going to take batteries. Okay. Good one. Good pick. Yeah. Okay. And then what about the the other thing you liked? You say it. And medicine. Okay. Just medicine in general. These are matches. Right away. It's going medicine until the first one was not my pick. What is medicine? Yeah. I need to know. Like we need to

specify medicine. Max. Do you watch a lot of movies are always looking for medicine? This is where

me what I kind of look like geniuses because we have some very did like specific things. We can just take medicine like an entire genre of. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Adville, Pepto, you know, medicine. You need

“medicine. All right. Your own medicine. If you need to know for your own medicine. If you need to know for your own.”

That is a pop-ups movie. They go to pharmacies and raid the pharmacies. Yeah. Medicine. You need medicine. Yeah. Because it is in step on a nail or something. You need medicine. Jack knows what I'm talking about. He's played enough video games. Medicine is big. We look bandage, Tylenol. You've medicine. We're just going to take the whole medicine. Yeah. Yeah. I'm a woodest cow. I think you guys chilling out for a big farm. Yeah. Okay. Guess picks by Fauci on this one. Medicine. Okay. Good pick. Max. Good pick. I don't know about batteries. That seemed like a bad pick. Bad or well, yeah.

But what kind of batteries? Double A, triple A. All of that. We should just send the three battery you could have. It's gonna be a hard battery. We could have done them out. Well, our bag is a little heavy in that. Yeah. Is there no electricity in the apocalypse? Oh, Max. That's why you get batteries. Yeah. That's what you put. Yeah. Max. Max. Do you take the one thing we did all agree on that the batteries are used yeah. Yeah. But Max is picking. Yeah. Yeah. No, but I want to be all agreed on. Yeah. What I mean,

but Max is pick. Medicine was his pick. Yeah. And then whatever the one that he actually came up with it. No, I think we said the medicine. No, the other one that I'm talking about. Battery is good. Yeah. Yes, this means. Wait, hey, do you want us to throw it or not? You're like, it's bad if you throw it. And then you're mad that I just thought that's it. Those are two good picks. Yeah. I mean, it's, yeah, if you just take medicine in general. Yeah. I got medicine. All right. Which one do you want

to decide? I told him to take the things. I mean, yeah, he did. We weapons. You want to tell

Max. But your time told you to take the fire. Because he did fire starters. It goes with batteries. Fire

“starter. Twist that's what I said. Everything that you were. I'm just going to throw it. That'd be such a good walk”

at song for a closer. Oh, we're all over the so-called. It would actually, yeah, it'd be a good walkout song when you're walking with your duffle bag full of medicine and batteries like through the apocalypse. And probably also letters. Yes, and letters since it's fire starter. But not low to gun because I, that's dangerous. Write this down Zach. Maybe future Mount Rushmore. Mount Rushmore of people or professions that should have walkout music. Oh, okay. Yeah. Dude, I would, I actually think like

if you go get a physical, your doctor should definitely have a walkout song. Yeah. Coming in like buzzing through the door, you could tell everything of like whether this doctor is serious or

giving up our picks. What? Oh, sorry. Come on. Dr. All right. We should have put a doctor

in our duffle bag. Let's, no, we got medicine already. We don't even need it. Okay, I'm up. All right. So I already have lighters and medicine is fully off the floor and batteries. I'm going to go with toilet paper. Oh, God, I have to. Okay. Like what you're going to wipe your ass with. Yeah. Because if you just, if you try to figure it out on the fly, you're going to end up accidentally choosing poison ivy at some point. That's bad scene. I don't have to be

“bigger problems in apocalypse than the 30s. I think that's a pretty big problem. If you have an”

itchy ass, yeah. No gun is getting rid of an itchy. But what are your suit, your buttole? You're going to itch it with the gun. So we're going to strong on we're talking about the apocalypse. Yes. You're bringing one roll of toilet paper, which will last you. I will. I like where your head's at here. We will take that toilet paper with gun. Who said one roll toilet paper? How much are you got to talk about? I said lots of toilet papers. It's in a

duffle bags. So tell me in this duffle bag you're going to. As much as you can fit. And also if you run into people, toilet papers going to be excellent to trade with. Uh-huh. Hey, give you a word of the old need to trade. I think medicine would be better to trade with. But hey, give you a word of the old the old store, the princess and the pea. Nope. She has the pea under the bed. And it bothers her. Itchy butthole could bother you. Is that how the story goes? Yes. It's a great

equalizer. Is that how it doesn't matter? You get the pea under the mask. How much how much power you have, how hot you are. If you have an itchy butthole, you feel like dogs like that ruined your day. No amount of medicine or batteries can change having an itchy butthole. Correct. And we have

“all of it. I think toilet papers are great. Yeah. I like it. Yeah. Hank, I want your child. I think it's terrible.”

Don't make his play four words again, Max. All right. We are going. Mr. Sirius is about to go. We're going to take Swiss army knife. Okay. You already have a gun, dude. Yeah, but this is, you know, okay. We're taking my con clips where we're trying to live for as long as we can. You need, you need a lot of tools and a Swiss army knife. Has a mole. You want the smallest knife that they make. Wait, you

have a gun. The knife is not for a weapon. It's for all the uses that has besides being a knife.

You think what a Swiss army knife is. You're never been in the outdoors. I have, but like,

it would be real bummer if like the hinges broke. I would say a fixed blade knife would be better. Should have taken it. Dan, I have a question. You said the words, if you're trying to live for as long as you can. Yeah. I feel like medicine is like, you live forever. Until you run out. Okay. Well, no, we took it all. Yeah, we have it all. You guys have a duffles bag. What's usually how medicine starts out? But then a couple years later, you get, you see those info mercials. Hey,

if you took this. True. That's a good point, sir. You're going for mercials in the apocalypse. Also, you guys, that's not necessarily true. I feel like we're all, I think maybe we should have established with the apocalypse. There's also, if you guys can't understand what all the others says. There's a lot of medicine you can get addicted to. Sure. So you're just going to become junkies. Yeah. Like, was that nasal spray the chick March became a disaster? That was a bad

scene, man. Uh, but you're going to get, you're going to become addicts. And then we're not talking about medicine anymore. I don't know why you keep bringing up medicine withdrawals and you're not going to have any medicine for to help you. Medicine was like five pigs ago. You brought it up again. I did it. Okay, you guys have another pick. Uh, me hanging out also believe in the, the bartering economy. So we would like to take drugs. What? What kind of drugs? All the medicine.

Guys get all the medicine. We get all the drugs. Okay. What about some of those are about some of those. Yeah. I know. If you still marijuana is part of medical legal drugs. Okay. So we get weed.

We still illegal. I think. Yeah. Federally. They don't get weed. No, no. We get weed though.

“State and local. State and local. Just said yes to weed. State and local some states, right?”

So what drugs are you guys getting? All of them. All of them. So you guys are like walking around high on heroin with a loaded gun in an itchy asshole. We're not a bad scene. We're guys who are looking for maybe some toilet paper and a guy who's into heroin's like, hey, we're down the trade. It's a great barring attack. Okay. Okay. The other things are going south. It's like just go on. We could Robo to take a big batch. You see? There's all that. Robotussin. Take enough of that.

Fuck you up. Yeah. See, there's got some warm chicken parmen. Maybe he likes, you know, maybe some mushrooms. Right. I will trade some mushrooms for some chicken parmen. We should have put chicken parmen on the list. All right. PFT. Let me take medicine. You wish. Let's see. I could take six. I could take four. I like this. Yeah. I could take. We're going with no numbers by the way. Yeah. We don't have numbers in this apocalypse. Seven. I could take eight.

I've got some really bad picks on this list here. Bet you. We have worse. I've got a really bad

one. But I actually truly think that it's good. Memes had one that pissed me off. First one. We walked

into the room. He said one that really pissed me off. It's hit. It's hit. It's hit. It's hit. So I'm going to go, let me go with seeds. Oh. Okay. Lots of seeds. No, that's actually good because you can plant stuff.

“Yeah. No, that's not bad. Yeah. No, no fucking shit. Yeah. What? What kind of analysis was that, Max?”

Yes. What did you think I was going to do with first of all? You were talking about like grabbing on some sunflower. Like sunflower seeds. Oh, that's a good idea. Because you could even plant them too. See, you know what I'm about eating them? Yeah. The beer seeds. Like I went to the gas station. I got picked up some seeds. Yeah, man. You take seeds for tomatoes, for crops? No, that's

good one. For all sorts of stuff. You make your own food. That's also going to be super

in demand because grocery stores aren't going to last forever. Farms aren't going to be around that much more seeds seeds. Ask any prep or they'll tell you seeds seeds. That's the ticket. It's good pick. Also, you could grow your own marijuana and poppies are and coke plants. Whatever it comes from. No, they already got drugs. But I could make my own. You can't have anything that do does. That's a new job. Don't even think about medicine. Yeah. There's definitely seeds of

like yellow. Yeah. I would make my own medicine. No. And then you guys, when you ran out, you'd have to come to my farm. All right, back. How long are you planning to last in this apocalypse? How long are you planning to last in? It's in apocalypse. Probably not long. As long as possible. Yeah, with your bag, I'm not long enough to grow a fucking tree. You might have. I don't want to grow a tree. Who's anything about growing a tree? I'm sorry, a tomato plant. Yeah. Like six

months. It's an apocalypse. So you're planning on taking things to occupy your mind for two months before you die. We're going to go with a game boy. Yeah. There it is. That's a good pick. And we already have the batteries. Yep. So those go hand in hand. Yep. Like, if you're going to die, you might as well do something fun on the way out. Agreed. Or do you like that pick? We had we had it. Oh, you had a game boy? Yeah, we just didn't know about like the the you don't have batteries. Once you're

at all, it's like, we got a bunch of batteries. Yeah. What's going to you drugs for a couple of batteries? Then we're going to go with a non-perishable food. Like maybe a seed. Yeah. Like, 20. Some fire. You said some fire seeds and I was like, fuck, that was going to be my name. That's a good pick, Max. Non-perishable food. Yeah. Sorry, just how many cans? As many as we can get. So really heavy bag. Yeah, no, our bag is pretty heavy.

We're good. Look, we got three guys. Yeah. You have enough food for like three days. Rashing. Okay. Four. How long is it going to take you to grow those fucking seeds? You guys don't have what are you going to do in the time? It's an investment. Oh, so what are you going to kill? We might just take you. You don't have it. You're going to eat me? No. You're going to kill Max and it leaves too. Yeah. It's in apocalypse. Yeah. In Philly, batteries are a big time weapon. We shouldn't

make sex. What? We shouldn't make sex. We'll get to that. Okay. PFT. I'm up again. Yeah. Yes, sex was a big mess. Fuck man. I'm actually mad at you for that. I've got one that I should take.

“Take it. That's someone who's who's regretting not taking sex. You should take it.”

Sigs? No. Six. Number six. Are you going to take sex? I was thinking about taking

Or drugs, I guess. Actually, in apocalypse, there's going to be a lot of people that use

to smoke cigarettes that don't have cigarettes anymore. Don't probably rob you. I'm going to go

“this is a really good value. I think for the last round. I like I like when you say that.”

Took food in the last round. Yeah. You take it food. That actually is. You took lunch. You back in some food. I'm going to take Nudes. I mean, again, I'm playing. I'm planning for the long term. There's no internet. There's no weird movie theaters, sticky floors. You, uh, Nudes are going to be the new gold. Even if the apocalypse you're horny. No, no. These are to Bardia. It's like if you run across

some people, they've got some stuff like maybe they might have some medicine. That was genuinely our next pick was Poor Omega. Oh, there you go. We have this. And we have porn. And you're like, I've got nipples. Like confirmed boobs. We get you are going to be a person high demand. We also had old sports illustrated to be like, Bill remember football. Yeah. Almost as good as Poor No. I wrote. Wait, are we done? No, they have their last pick. I don't want to thank

“to seal this one. Uh, I don't know. That's accurate. Honestly, we have right now gone. Swiss”

Army knife drugs. Yeah. A lot of white like eight. I like eight. You guys are like, okay, we would like to play Scarface. We'd like to take playing cards. Okay. It's a good time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I like cards. I like cards. Sock when you lose them though. Who are you going to play with? You guys are playing solace. Maybe you guys bring over your game boy, PFT brings over some of the seeds, new batch. Play little cards.

Okay. How long are you guys thinking we're going to be in the apocalypse? Well, cards. You don't need batteries for all you can play cards forever. Yeah. So I'm saying like that's kind of weird that you're thinking. What did you say me? It would be such a long apocalypse. Oh, no. Max is like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, what are we all just going to jerk off with each other? Yeah. Like, let's, let's say we survived here. Let's say we survive and when, and if we survive,

then yeah, having seeds would be good. But if you survive, you run a toilet paper, I don't know, six months in. If you survived three years, we have cards for, we have cards for as long as we survive. You have Game Boy's Game Boy. Yeah. And bad. I mean, yeah. Batteries was a huge. We're going to take watching. Maybe some of my seeds are cotton seeds and then I grow my own toilet paper.

Now you can do that. We basically did the Dwayne Wade LeBron James Alieu with batteries to Game Boy.

Yeah. You didn't see the Game Boy coming after the battery's pick. We set ourselves up for success. Okay. Good, Mount Rushmore, do we? Nobody picked water. That was a miss. You don't have enough. That's a miss. There's a, I, I thought about saying water filtration. This would be a good pick. Yeah. Yeah. That's true. We've got time. A lot of the stuff we were talking about, we were just like gun. Yeah. We just shoot the way. Oh, you guys think gun will solve everything. It will solve some things.

We'll take some shit with it. Yeah. Unfortunately, yeah. We hate that to do it, but we probably had to, yeah. You don't have it in you. No, but hopefully we can brandish. We can find it. No. Yeah. I definitely don't have it in me, but brandish. I don't know how that works. Yeah. You can brand it. But also, yeah. Maybe it's actors tweaking. I mean, I don't know. Off with the plan. You bad trip off the, yeah, the solter. Yeah. All right, honorable mentions. We don't a lot.

We had many SOARD. What is that? What do you say? Sword. Oh. Oh, no. I wrote that. I wrote that. What spell it again? That's so hard. I don't know. I'm reading my list. I'm reading my list. That you know what you did right there. And that was me. That was, I had like a panic attack.

“I was like, holy shit. Did I not pick up on the joke there? And then I, that's how you spilled sword.”

I, I miss, I missed a W. And, and also, yeah. But you all knew what I was saying when I spelled it. It took me a while. Well, you also, you, you implied that it was Zach. How?

I thought for a second, we weren't allowed to say SOARD for something like that.

I'd say, what's going on? When you take your dog, or ask you, or dog wants to go to W, A, okay? I don't fucking say that word. I just feel excited. Oh, okay. Keep going your list. Could you

supposed to say, I was thinking of me house light, but what are you going to do with the, that's why we

“didn't say it. Yeah, I talked about batteries for an hour. So I knew not to bring up some of my batteries.”

Pent, are tents good? Yeah, a knife or machete, mini sword football soccer ball. Oh, okay. Football is good. All right, PFT, you go ahead, duct tape duct tape. I also think it's good. I told the paper on my first list, I talked to Zach off that bad move. Okay. All grenade. Wait, what? That was the last thing on the list. A grenade? Yeah. Why? Okay. It's grenades. I mean, apocalypse, you assume we're fighting someone. I don't know. So having a grenade, ready to go,

one grenade in a grenade, you're going to see one grenade, give it if it is one. I mean, just rattling around in your duffel bag and feel like that would probably blow up. You'd be so afraid to use the grenade because it's like one, it's like a carton. I have no more like an egg carton size, thing of grenades. You're going to mini, really got 12, 12 mini grenades. Are you going to go hunting

with the grenades? They should. What if, yeah, what if? Again, it's the apocalypse. You never know.

Maybe you got to need some people or things. I don't know. I don't know or pop, pop, pop, the apocalypse thing. Yeah, all right. Maybe we see it by dig a hole and it's like, up, I'm tired, okay, you had, um, I had acts. Oh, that's the one. Axe would have been good. So sorry, that's terrible. Take, I had first thing the same thing. Also, you could just burn the tree down with your lighters. That's true. I had first day kit. Yeah, but that's medicine. It's kind of medicine.

But there's like bandage. It's not bandage or medicine. Yeah. Maxie think bandage or medicine? It's in the family. You go down the medicine aisle. Yeah, going to see bands. Yeah. And we basically, when we do medicine, we went like this. We swipe on the aisle. Yeah. We have everything. Um, also had six, had a map. I can't. Maps. Maps good. Good. Yeah, that's good. Big. I had, um, Starlink.

I don't understand how it works. Yeah. You get internet and theory. Yeah. I had, uh, solar charger. So it's like a, a little mini generator. Yeah. So you get electricity recharge. None of those things happen. Actually, the solar, what's the solar? I'm thinking, I'm just thinking of apocalypse movies,

and I've never seen Starlink. That's a problem. I don't think I've ever seen a apocalypse movie.

Yeah. I mean, we're not, we're not saying like what would you write into a screenplay? It's not the apocalypse. Easy. Yeah. You've never seen Stan by me. And I have seen, I've, I've studied Stan by me. Oh, yeah. That's right. You have seen it. If you watch that, that show with the guy that touches all those female co-stars, what's his name? EDP? That's not the way that works. Yeah. Yeah. What? The movie? The apocalypse. It was at the last of us. Is that it?

What's the one with Will Smith when he's in New York City and he has the dog? I couldn't watch it. I know the dog dies. I know. Yeah. The dog dies. Right. One of my, one of my picks was, was Blake. Well, I mean, they don't put a dog in a movie like that and not kill it. It's fucked up. Yeah. You know that's going to happen. Oh, and see Marley and me for the same reason. A loyal puppy was on my list. Yeah. That can like grow up with you. That's on the company. Yeah.

That's good pick. That also be kind of mean to put them in the duffel bag. Now you put this head poking out. Yeah, they're, you get duff bags. They breathe. Um, I had roller blades. I'm not a bad pick. I did not take roller blades. I actually think it would be a sneaky good pick.

“I think it's a way to pick with the elite. If you have, if you have to get around and there's roads”

and sidewalks in the apocalypse, so everyone else is using their feet that takes hours to walk and learn. You could go hunting on roller blades. You could do a lot of stuff on roller blades. Yeah. And you look really cool. You're going to use them in the grass where you're going hunting. Like we're talking, I don't know. There's a possibility you could hunt because you're going to be in an urban environment that's going to be overgrown. And they're going to be urban apocalypse.

Well, nature is healing. Sometimes the wolves and shit, they move back. You see deer walking around. That's where you hit that's when you hit them with the minigrants. Yeah, yeah. You're on, yeah, you're on your roller blades with a backpack full of minigrants. You're doing spins, throwing grenades left and right, it'd be pretty sick. And then I had pencil and paper. Yeah, we had that pen and paper. We couldn't tell if that

“we count as one or two picks. Yeah, I think just to keep your mind occupied.”

Yeah, right, pretty valuable. Yeah, hopefully someone finds you. Yep. And a camera. Okay. Oh. And radio and a fantasy football preview magazine. Okay, I liked that.

The, uh, this is where Max got really mad at us. Ready memes. Uh, this is a mess. We should have

taken this. Pillows wise. Pillows are like, how are you going to sleep? You need a pillow.

“It takes up the whole bag. Yeah, it's you need a pillow though. I would honestly do a whole bag of”

pillows. They, you got to be comfortable. I was wrong. No, same line, a sweatshirt. Just be yourself in toilet paper. Well, if you're sweatshirt on the way out, what if you don't? What if you, what if you, if you're beef so fast, uh, a gas mask, because we don't know. I need maybe a scuba mask. Max got really mad about this one. Flippers. I feel like you would probably need flippers. I said if I was looking through my house to pack a bag for the apocalypse. And I saw

flippers. I think it would be maybe the last thing I would put in that bag. Yeah, you're not thinking

outside the box. What if it's a swim? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Like you can go like spealing. Right,

something underwater. Do you have a mask in flippers? I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You need a spear, but yeah. Yeah. Flippers. I didn't, I can't believe you didn't take this hang 56 degree in a sleeve of balls. No. Okay, uh, Twinkie. Take one. Yeah, stick. It's for an apocalypse, right? Of course. Yeah. Was this yours? Meem's Coleman hair gel? Coleman hair gel? Yep. You don't want to messy hair of. I don't know where we went with this one, but we'd set a suit. A resume in case the apocalypse

goes sideways and you. This is all this. This start to get me angry. Yeah. Also, Meem's walks into the room and he says condoms, which is the last thing that you need in an apocalypse. I'm going to defend Meem's a little bit on that. You don't want to get anybody pregnant in an apocalypse. Yeah. So literally, everybody can see it everywhere. Yeah. Seeds. Why not spread more? That you can eat. Are you saying that you can eat that type of seed? No, I'm just saying it like if you're

“messy, it's like let's spread all these seeds and grow the world like no condoms. Well, I think”

if you, if you got somebody in the apocalypse, you're probably need numbers. But if you get somebody pregnant, the person's probably going to die. Like there's a reason why they won't let people go to outer space and have sex. Wait, that's true. Yeah. They can't, you can't be pregnant. I feel like they break that rule. You guys don't watch enough apocalypse movies. No, I don't know

anything about it. You're trying to repopulate the world. It's always a really,

a really, really risky thing that they are, are distraught about if they get pregnant. I mean, it's, it's not a bad pick. I personally would just pull out. Yeah. It's like a apocalypse. Bad enough. You get aids or something. Yeah. Yeah. I would suck. But we have the medicine. Sure. One blanket, just one. But I think you need a blanket. This one's a personal one. I would definitely pack my ankle braces because I know that I would turn my ankle on like day two and then

I die. Is that medicine? Like a really bad spring snake. Actually, it kind of is an medicine

“aisle. And then headphones, which I think maybe was for a game boy in case it was like one of those”

the the site. What's the silence movie with John Krasinski? Why a place? Yeah. If you want like that would suck if you got killed because you're just ripping some like Dr. Mario on your game boy. So you probably would want to have headphones. Not a bad way to go out. Yeah. But yeah. I think that was it. Max was very upset about a lot of these. Make sure if you're family. Picture your family. Yeah. Pilots was a good pick.

I don't, where how are you going to sleep without a pillow? I think there's a lot of soft things that they could fill in if you had to. Like what? They go bag. Yeah, the bag. Bag of stuff. Harves is full of batteries. Dude. The paper, a bag that's over the toilet paper. Okay, that's fair. But we have a bag filled batteries. We can't a car. I'm Monica. Yes. That's not your good pick.

That's a good pick. Thank you. That's not your good pick. You learn how to play the harmonica? Could I? Yeah. I've been meeting to probably not. I've been meeting to play the harmonica because Billy Joel is my karaoke song and one day I want to bring out a harmonica while I sing Billy Joel Cario. People will hate that wrong. That is wrong. You bring out a harmonica for this because I saw I saw some guy at Cario. It's some old guy

at Cario. With harmonica. Old guy is the specific thing here. Old guy at works. If you're an old guy. You don't have fun ever. What are you talking about? What is last time you went to a bar? It don't tell me about what brings a house down at Cariokey. I actually went to a Cariokey bar not too long ago. What is last time I went to a bar? I was last Wednesday. Idiot paid for your bar tattoo. Yeah. So how about that? Dummy? We had a lot of beers. I don't even think he said thank you.

I think it works for an old guy. I think young guy doing it. I think people would be like what's going on.

“I think I think Max can pull it off. Yeah. Philly Joel. All right. Then do it. Yeah. Do it.”

Matt. You want Max. Puponks back at Joe's on weed. Oh, oh. I will learn it. I will learn how to play the harmonica and do Billy Joel. No way. And yes, I will. I'll just try to promise this. December. I don't know. No way. You're learning harmonica. A hundred percent. I'll run in December. I want to say maybe. So you got to get the one with like the Bob Dylan. We're just like that. We're wearing it. Yeah. That's going to be a thing. So I'm going to

be like, oh, I got to learn the fucking harmonica a week. That probably will happen. But I'll do it. Friday, December 4th. Oh, no. Oh, that's. What was the 15th? Was you feel better about that? Is that enough time before sounds like a busy week? I said December. No. You are sure I have a wedding the next morning. I can leave Saturday morning. It's fine. No, just make a video of it. Oh, you have a wedding. A lot of weddings, man. So many weddings.

Maximum the harmonica's going to rock. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I love this is going to

“Piano man. I love this. Piano man. Oh, he brought the house down when he did this?”

No, there was like five people in the bar, but I thought it was cool. Oh, so it sounded like you weren't having that much fun. No, it was great time. That was really mean of you. Yeah. No, that was unnecessary. You sometimes. Especially because I literally was at a bar with you less than like a week ago. It's true. It's true. For multiple hours. Sometimes I snap back at things that are unnecessary. Shocking.

I mean, I agree with you. I wish I went to more bars. I do not have time to go to bars, I miss bars. That was a good amount of rush more. Blow job machine. Yeah. Yeah, you said blow. What a, see, you're not going to be using the condoms. Not a mad. No. If you have a blow job machine and condoms, you're not someone who's going out looking for sex when you got in your duffel back. I've heard those exist. I've heard those exist. And a Rubik's Cube.

Oh, Rubik's Cube's not terrible. Rubik's Cube, but I think it takes me on. I still would never get it.

Yep. That's the thing is like, I would bring, I'd be like, you know, I've always wanted to learn this and now that it's the apocalypse, what better time and then I throw it away after a day. What about Chinese finger trap? Hmm. Just traps yourself. And he always said blow job machine. That's true. That's kind of, he's put your hand in it. Oh, excited about this harmonica. Oh, yeah. Do you think he's going to learn it? No. No. I, I put it. I knew I was going to do it. Yeah,

no, I'm going to be really good at it. Okay. I, this is a promise. This actually is a, this is a punishment for us. He's going to be practicing the harmonica every day in the office. I'll, I'll, I'll even want to get the room. No practicing inside the, inside the office. No. Yeah. And it's going to suck. I just, I just made that a rule upon myself. No, practicing. No. Yeah. You're going to quiet place myself. We're not just ripping the harmonica randomly. You sound like a hobo that's going to prison. Oh, man. Oh, yeah. Stick. Well, I'm going to be in this. This is going to be cool. Yeah.

And I, a good stick would be awesome. I'm going to, you Max. I'm that at what point. Yeah. That's a valid point. Yeah. Max. I am, I'm excited for you learn the harmonica. I'm going to, I'm going to be a supportive friend. I'm like you, who just. Yeah. No, I'm sorry. All right. Let's do firefest. Pipsy. You got a couple of hours before we do firefest before we get to firefest. It's brought to you by our great friends over at

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“And I'm just old. You know, on the road. I think yesterday I had some teas, 10 pieces of pizza,”

some breadsticks. Nothing good. Nothing good in my system. You were hammering pizza. Like 10 PMT. Woke up with the worst harpoon and a bad stomach issue. 4 AM pitch dark. Same. I go in the bathroom. When I was like, you know, you're asleep. I didn't turn any lights on. Oh. So I was just sitting there like having having a bad time. And then Max also woke up in the middle of the night. It was the most awkward interaction at 4 AM where he opened the door was like, Hey, I was like, I'm in here.

He was like, I'm for him. He wants it. I mean, I didn't what I didn't get far enough to actually walking in on him. But I went. Go take a piss and he was taking a shit. I like it was like, I didn't, I couldn't believe I woke back up. Sometimes like didn't. Because you know, when you're in the middle of the night, you go to the bathroom. Like you don't really remember necessarily. I was the bathroom. I was like, I think Max walked in. He took his shit at

4 AM in the pitch dark. It was pitch black. I just didn't fit. I thought, and I just was like, having hard hours like I was, I was, I was, I was down so bad. It was just harpoon in a bad stomach. I was like, oh, that's the worst. So in this body, just on fire. I'm on the inside. I'm sad that you went through that hike. I went through the exact same thing last night. I laid down and then I got the worst harpoon. And I tried to the power through it. And I was like, at this point, I just

got to go puke. Oh, what's the bathroom? Oh, put a towel down. So I got on my knees before the toilet. And then I didn't have to puke anymore. Oh. And then I went back to bed, laid down again. The second I laid down again. I'm like, oh, shit. It's back. Have to puke again. Go back to the bathroom. Go back. Lay down. Say, it keeps happening over and over again. I finally get some sleep. And then I

“wake up at probably like 3 am. And then yeah, it was, I think there was some bad that we ate last night.”

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Because it was some serious, it was serious business. This is why you guys got a eat ice cream right before you go to bed like I do. I helped. Yeah. Yeah. Cools of off. Naturally. Child's act for getting the ice cream. Yeah. I'm new to harpoon in like the last three weeks.

I always hear a lot about it. I had no idea what I was in for. Oh, yeah. Unreal. Oh, yeah.

Absolutely unreal. When you wake up and you're like, I like, I have puke in my throne. Never once experienced it in this last month. It started coming. I never want to return something more in my entire life. Wow. I dying. And then like, you had like a house like, oh, I'm like, my dying. I was like, no. And then just kind of play back like what you put in your body. Yes, or anything. Yeah. Yeah. No, like, yeah. This is just harpoon. Like, this is just my body,

you hate me. Yeah. You guys are doing stuff across late. That's good. So although, you know, I went through almost a full sleeve of extra strength roll leads today or Tom's, I guess, on the course. That's going to be how whack one of those. Yeah. Yeah. But I feel like I had so much like the stones

might be coming back. Why wouldn't you always get extra? Why would you make an extra strength? You

“you should just the the baseline should be the highest. Well, that's true. They do they nerf it. Yeah.”

Yeah. Like it's like double stuff Oreos. You know, double stuff Oreos or just single stuff Oreos. Now. But then they make the extra stuff. Now we're talking about. That is in the time of the expert of great. All medicine should be the best form of that medicine. Right. Is there like side effects to the extra strength that we don't know about? I think it's probably like can you still have to have ingredients. So I'm I'll tell you give me like a week and a half two weeks.

If I have a can you stone, we know exactly what got it. Zach, I'm sorry that this is you're going through this. It's also like a seminal moment in every man's life. Why actually remember vividly when Hank first had Harper and it was probably like seven or eight years ago on the podcast and PFT and I just looked at him like, oh my god, our boys growing up because you just get to a certain age where you start eating things at certain times at night and it fucks you up. My dad told me that

whiskey hot wings like just oh my god. Yeah. Oh yeah. Yep. Red sauce will do you in big time a bloody Mary. Oh, gosh. I get Harper just looking at what he had. Bloody Mary, I'm a guy who doesn't even go to bars. That's one of my favorite things to have. If I was

having a drink before 2 p.m. it would be Bloody Mary first and then now I haven't had it's probably been

years since I had one. Just can't do anymore. Yeah. Bloody Mary's a son. They do. They're so overrated. They seem cool, but it's just like, dude, a fucking vodka orange juice so much better. Screw

“driver. Although that will give you heartburn. I think it doesn't give you heartburn just because”

the choice of that and the Bloody Mary it's like, oh I'm going to go with that. True. Not the Bloody Mary. So this is, this is clean. Yeah. Dude, Harper is like a thing where if you're laying down, you got to stand up. It starts coming up. Yeah. We got to cure this. Yeah. No, it's bad. Not cool. It's not, it's not cool at all. Yeah. After like a NFL Sunday when we really go through our Super Bowl Sunday, I'll just be laying in bed in the torture chamber. Yeah. I'm not going to be

like I'll never do this again. I'll never do this again. I'll never do this again. Then boom,

Sunday comes around. Yeah. So welcome. You've earned your stripes. I don't know. We should like cut your tie off right now. It's like can't for us. I don't want to be here. I don't like it here. Okay, PFT. Um, my fire festival week, I had a pretty good week. I talked a little bit about the back stuff on the last show. So I'm feeling so good that I can't really complain about too much right now. But I'm a, I'm a, I'm a big Washington commander's fan. I don't know if you guys know

that about me. And earlier today, I saw a post online that made me very worried about the season. Okay. Quinion Mitchell looks really good for the Eagles. I feel like we'll talk about this earlier. Well, no, we'll get talk about it right now. It's not that way. We haven't talked about it. Yeah, we haven't talked about it. Did you just, did you just try to delay my fire festival? How good does he look, PFT? Well, he looks awesome. And the commanders playing the same division

as Quinion Mitchell. And he's like, you don't want to have a shutdown corner back. Wait, is he like, how do you know he's looking awesome? Because the Eagles social media account, they posted this video where he had an awesome interception. A great interception in practice. Who threw at the back up? No, it was, it was jail and hurts the throat. But it was like, I mean, you talk about a break on the ball. And the old saying that that great defense beats great offense. Yeah.

And it was, it's a really good play. Hank, do you want to see it? I saw it. I didn't see it. I haven't seen it. Okay. I actually have not seen it. It says right on cue.

“That's what the, uh, was an interceptable ball. Look at that. Look at that, like a great throw from”

jail and hurts. Oh. And then. Oh, yeah. Like, that's a really good play. But he ran the route for him. Really, and then he punged the ball into the stands afterwards. And I mean, a lot of people are using this to clown on jail and hurts. And I think that's sad. And it's kind of indicative where we are as as a society agreed that we see that. And we're just making fun of people. When in reality,

it's, it's the James Winson fact that we always talk about like, he's going to throw a lot of

interceptions and that's okay. But it's as he throws such a nice ball, tight spiral that Quinnian, maybe this wasn't even that great of a play by Quinnian Mitchell, maybe maybe the ball just kind of stuck in his hand. Is that true, Max? I've stopped paying attention. This is that's stupidest thing that's been ever talked about on the internet ever. One guy thought I didn't understand. Did you ever been on the internet? Yeah. Remember the member when it was part

verse onion? Yeah. Why? Yeah. You remember that shit? Part, part verse onion. What's the first word you're saying? Part. Part. Part. Part. Part. Part verse onion. No, I do not. Don't remember, part verse onion. Dallas pretty stupid. Max, you're saying barks like like

“part Simpson. Yeah. It was a day when it was part first onion. You remember that day?”

You remember part verse onion, dude? So is this a shame bit that we're doing right there? Oh no. Is there anyone else? I don't know. Yeah. Yes, memes remember. It means explain it. Part verse onion. Oh, it means the memes guy does. Yeah. Yeah, it was just uh it was a hawk of shoreats internet debate. What are you talking about? Yeah, what's out of you on? Shane. We're kind of proving our point that there's been tougher. No, I stay a corrected because I have

no idea what the fuck you're talking about. It was just like a bunch of people tweeting and being like you have to you have to make a statement. Are you part or are you on it? I think I was part. Oh, I'm part. Is there like a pig? Is there like a meme of Bart Simpson with an onion and you are?

curious about what you're doing. Pick which one you are. Are you a Bart or are you an onion? What is this in context of? That's it. This guy doesn't get it. He doesn't get it. No, I don't get it. And I don't get why everyone's freaking out about this when John is the bills to the exact same thing

“yesterday. It was a really good interception. That's what that's all I'm saying. Is anyone noticing that he”

won't answer Bart for a second? Yeah. That's it. That's that's it. I like onions. Okay. You're on.

All right. That was a long choice. But you're on it. Max, you remember NFTs? Yeah. That was probably stupider. That was really good. Also, people made a lot of money off NFTs. Are you a are you a gentle giant guy? Yeah, those are popping off. Yeah, Gary Vee's back. Yeah. With some seriously hot NFTs, like really good investments. I still have one. Gentle giant is undergoing a massive glow up. Really massive. Like, I feel like massive is even an

understatement about how big the glow up on gentle giant's going to be. That sounds like valuable. Yeah. Really valuable. So not nearly as stupid as people freaking out about a training camp interception. You think Gary Vee's gentle giant is valuable? He invented a knockoff Pokemon that you don't actually own. You just pretend to buy it online and you pay a money and

“you think that's that's a smart and that's what I do that all the time. Fair. We open Pokemon cards”

that we don't actually that we don't actually. Like virtual packs. Yeah. That's true. Yeah. That's making a good idea. But it's fun. Anyways, I'm a believer in gentle giant. Post-glow up. Is teams have to post defensive highlights and they've offensive highlights. If you post the highlight, one side of the ball is going to look bad from practice. Agreed. On November 15, 2023, ex user steady E69 posted encouraging his followers to join the movement by changing their profile

picture to one of Bart Simpson with an NCAA football logo edited onto his hat. Then users cyclone retro SN appears to have kicked off the rival onion trend leader on November 15th. The user posted an image of an onion with the Iowa State football logo edited onto it.

Mm. Iowa State football is basically Penn State. So in. That's true. Yeah. So there's a lot of

burner accounts or a fan accounts that still have the bar logo with the cap. Oh, wow. That's crazy. Yeah. FYI. Okay, so anybody's interested in getting filthy rich. Yeah, look. When I said about the three characters that you think are kind of the most slept on right now. To think just turn my creative crab and the happy hermit crab. Though the gentle giant's about to go through a massive glow up. And so if you're a gentle giant collector or you think about picking up a series two NFT

“or if you want to buy some junk food. Yeah. Massive massive blow up for gentle giant. I'm reading”

the know your meme for Bart Versanian. The third paragraph is the Barstooliac podcast discussed the Barst, Versanian trend on November 16th as seen in a post by X user, Reagan Huggins 12, bang. We're here with Bart Cat and it's picture me saying I'm a bar guy. Bart up. So yeah, I was a big bar. So yeah, it was really not the dumbest even close. Oh yeah, take it back. That's not true. Extremely dumb. I think it's important to discuss defense in this league because we we spend a

lot of time talking about offense in the quarterback position. I think we need to talk more about defense. So it does pay me though to see that he did throw that interception because it was a more of a spotlight on and how good Quinniness to put it into something you might understand. It's about as painful as the moment you said that you're an onion guy. I love I love onions. We're bark guys over here. Zack are you a bar guy? That's not an onion guy. I don't know.

Yeah, I just over there on Sam which is yeah. Yeah, Bart. All right. I've never watched

it since I said that before on this show. So and I each onions all the time. Okay. My fire fest the week. I got a couple of the first is we had Coach Groen on on Wednesday. Awesome interview. He did though. I should have stuck up for Hank when he said that when Hank's golfing would happen to the podcast. Nothing. I should have stuck up for you. I'm sorry. So that for you. You were golfing when that when he said it. But not really. Yeah, well, you're playing

mini golf in the backyard. I was the house too. If you were in the backyard. Yeah, but I should have stood up for you. I apologize. So yeah. Yeah. I didn't take any funds. Okay. All right. And then also I'm sharing a room with Zach and he snores but it's like the cutest snore ever. So I really don't want to tell him. It's so fucking cute, dude. It's like a... Like that. He's carry from SpongeBob. Dude, it's so cute. It's not like a big... Like I'm sure Max was doing that, right?

I won for two. Okay. One for two. I'll take those numbers. But it was so cute that I was like, I'm not going to wake you up. Like this is so fucking cute. The thing about snoring is like,

But congrats on being a cute snore guy. I guess you could be way worse. Way worse. I can muffle snore go pillow up top today. I mean, he's saying that. I could go. I don't know if we need to muffle up top. I had to tell Zach. He didn't have to sleep with his phone underneath him. Yeah. To muffle the bomb alarm. I was like, dude, it's okay. He's acting like it's a grenade.

“Yeah. I'll tell where y'all take this one. Oh, like it's totally curled. What?”

A carton. Huh? A carton. What is it? A carton. A carton? A carton. Oh, grenades of mini grenades. Also, I think I've talked about it. But I'm, I continue to fall behind in the burgers. It's going to, it's getting to a crisis mode where I need to, I figure something out fast. What about sliders? There were sliders tonight and I looked at Max. I was like, I can't do this because it doesn't count and it's just wasting eating burgers.

Well, I mean, is there a punishment if you don't hit it? No. It's just shame. Yeah. Internet shame. He's too sliders one burger. Can you do it like that? He's at a point five point. I don't know. I didn't even want to get into the topic because like then I was going to, if I ate a couple sliders and posted it, people like those are sliders. So I was like integrity of the game. Max saw the moment. I was literally like, I can't do this. He's like, yeah, you can't.

There were good sliders. And then I ate like five buffalo chicken sliders. So I'll have her burn tonight until I ate the ice cream. Zach. My favorite face this week is going to be that today specifically, I had two, two instances, two moments where I was, there was a sobering reminder that maybe when it comes to like the the ecosystem of Earth being just, you think were humans were at the top of the food chain and then I was quickly reminded that I'm maybe much

softer than I thought it was. What happened? Just because earlier today, you know when you're out, two guys were golfing there on the golf cart, you know, maybe there's some heavy water bottles,

“maybe some balls sleeves. You need to run to the trash can throw them away. Make sense clear up the”

cart. I go to clear up the cart. First bottle in here, a little rough ruffle. That was kind of weird.

Go for a can throw it in. Adult size raccoon in the trash can. And you think like raccoons are tiny, they're this big. I gasped like a small girl in scurry the way and then for us a day I thought, okay, maybe I am kind of bitch made because raccoons are tiny. Shit. Yeah. And then they're also adorable. He was kind of, you know what, they're the rascals. I know, but they seem cute until you're one of you one and it's in person and then it just feels like

this is the end. That's the prize raccoon. Yeah. So that made me kind of feel like a bitch. I think that might be the animal that's like one one in terms of if you're ready for a raccoon, it's awesome. And if you're not ready, it's terrifying. Nope. I think the exact spot's take the better pick. Oh. And then me and Hank were brainstorming as we do as Mount Rushmore contenders on the patio contenders. I like that. She's not over. And then an adult may, I'm assuming mail because

he was huge, but I don't body shame. A adult size scum just, what's up boys? How are we doing? Oh, right through the fence. See it. Zack jumped out of his chair and just, come on, it was like someone had a gun. Like I ran inside and we have a scum. I think worse than a gun. Yeah. That was going to go wrong. The way he reacted, he was going to be so fun.

Way he reacted was I've never been more scared for like 10 seconds. Dude, with the scum again.

Little tiny, kind of cute. The cartoons very adorable. Well, that's the Mount Rushmore potters for you guys. It's great by the scum. Dude, he's actually a scum. Dude, he's so funny.

“Tomato bath. That's the only way, right? Yeah, I think so. Yeah. And then we were”

true, or is that just like I think that is true? I think it's jellyfish when you pee on it. Yeah. Yeah. I, in college, I was not ready to take a test. I wanted to today drink one day. And I emailed my professor that I got sprayed by a scum because we had scum sunk on campus. And to that day, I think it's probably the best excuse I've ever come up with. That is a good excuse. I was like, I can't, I can't come to class. I have to go to Walmart and buy a bunch of tomato soup.

And to, yeah, of course, because what am I going to do? Come on. Yeah. It's gone. Yeah. That is a great excuse. And then me and Cole were brainstorming if we would have gotten sprayed, we got no vessel for soup. We're like, there's no, there's no tubs in here. Yeah. So you just, you're just going to shoot and soup. And I just, you got to sleep outside. That would have been awesome. Right now, it would have been a funny podcast. And you got so much money. If you've just been covered in tomato sauce, if you had to podcast from like in, we tied trash bags.

Like kind of around like that covers your whole body up to your neck. Yeah, body shot, I think scunk maybe you're okay. Face shot. Face shot. Yeah, that would suck.

You never come back. That was your different man. That was a change. That was a couple of year off. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, we would. All right. That's good fire. We can't come here off for less than that. Yeah, sure. I've been rocking my brain kind of like, how do you level up in the animal kingdom?

In my head, I was like, well, maybe I'd do a bunch of push ups next time. There's a raccoon. I just kind of like,

yeah, do you think that a raccoon would think that like if you were standing, I don't know, who's somebody who's like really good shape and jacked up. Mincey, or like someone else is really good. Grats on, mincey, by the way, you got his boot off today. Oh, I heard another four weeks. Oh, I only saw the video where he went up to the way.

“Life goes to zero days until Mincey's boot comes off. Yeah. But I think I just assumed that he did”

everything the doctor ordered and he got his boot off today. I heard that the, I heard he got a bad report. I'm just going to assume he got this boot off. It's only, it was supposed to be the takahs boot off.

We're not ready for another month. No. But yeah, like if a squirrel or raccoon or, I don't know,

like a coyote or a wolf saw somebody that was like, you know, in relatively bad shape, like your typical podcast or like next to a jacked up dude, would they feel like more threatened by the jacked up guy? I don't know if the animals were threatened. I think it's more so like, I played the scenario on my head of like, if this raccoon or scunk did attack, I was like, my chances of coming out on top are probably lower than someone who is who would have to go hand

the hands with like a raccoon. Which removes the raccoon comes out of you. You hope you can get the kick off right? Yeah. And if you can't get the kick off, maybe like a foot swing and throw or twist. I think you handled it perfectly running on top. Yeah. Yeah. But it was him. It was a mascalating. Yeah. All right, rowback question. All right, yo, back.com promo code take 20% off

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and Max, you guys have Firefest real quick. Get anything? Yeah, I did worse travel. We can

“in the history of travel weekends. I think this weekend. Oh, no. What happened? Oh, yeah. I remember.”

You guys only know half of it. Oh. So I had a wedding. I shock her. I go to, I go to the most popular guy in the world. This one was my, but when there's two, when there's two people, you just have to go to so many more, you go to double the weddings. Whatever. Wow. You thought about it like that. Are you close to being done with wedding season? No. That's crazy. Now all of like my March 9th. What? Do you have a wedding? Free. Okay. Actually,

I only know up until 2026. I can't even think of 2027. But like now all of my best friends are getting married. So like what was who's getting married before that? It's just like regular friends. Like I've only been in the part like a like a wedding party once. Now I'm going to be in like you're about to hit Bachelor party and wedding season. I'm going to have to say no to a lot of Bachelor parties. Okay. Or maybe do like a day. Okay. You're saying no to your best friends,

Bachelor parties. I'll go for a little bit. Whatever. I'm probably going to do whatever. Yes, I'm probably. You're still like, if you had to go, like, because everyone gets to a point, like, I don't have any more weddings. I don't have anyone who's getting more, you know, like, I don't, I don't know anyone who's going to get married anytime soon. Like it's just, I'm out of weddings, you know, you're like, are you, where are you in your weddings in terms of

percentage? I would say like 52%. Okay. All right. More than halfway. But like the big, the big ones are all coming within like the next five years. Okay. Okay. Okay. So although it's other ones for

“for a bunch of losers. Yeah. No, I love that. That's the other thing. I think that has had. I hate”

getting to weddings. Just whether I'm married. Yeah. What about the one friend? What about your one friend who everyone thinks is not going to get married? When do you think they'll get married? I have someone in particular. Yeah. I don't know. Everyone has that guy. What's his name? He listens. And I have no problem saying it. It's my friend Kyle. Okay. When he's a Kyle, get married. Well, he's the last one. That's Kyle. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Shuttle Kyle. He was, yes. He was

the guy who was at my wedding with, with his shirt off, within like 15 minutes of the dance floor, like being, being open. So he will get married when? I don't know. He's going to be looking very intently of this answer and being very anxious about what I say here. And I do like that. He will be anxious about it. Okay. Love that. I'm going to say five and a half years. All right. Do you have five and a half years? Yeah. Five and a half years. Five and a half years. Yeah. Five and a half years. I

like Hank has also met him a couple times. And I like that you agreed with him. I was going to say five five years over. Yeah. I think that over. Okay. You'd be guy that that does like a like a two, three month wedding, like spur of the moment, out of rock. No. He's probably going to be the friend that

three months later. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So, all right. Tell us what's travel.

“Now, I got, I got the late six hours on Friday and I was at the airport lounge drinking during”

those six hours. It got canceled and then we got rebuked for a seven AM flight Saturday morning. I was with another one of my, our friends here, Jack McCarthy and our significant others and we were already drinking for so long that we ended up getting continued to drink at the airport hotel which we decided to book that night. Okay. Got buckled in Rosemont, Illinois. Yeah. Buckled. Woke up at five AM went back to the airport as hungovers. I possibly could be battled through it

ended up having a great time at the wedding. Woke up Saturday or Sunday morning. Clear is

clear as day. No delays had a great seat. We were actually planned to land early in Chicago.

We get the thing of like, oh, there's some weather coming in. Chicago is making is delaying our travel for a little bit. So we were taking circles around O'Hare Airport for like 40, 40 minutes.

“And then they tell us, actually, we have to go to Indianapolis. So then we took an hour and a half.”

While we were still in the plane, we had to go to Andy and then hope so. I decide I decide I'm I decide I'm getting, getting it, just going to get to get the car from Andy drive three hours to Chicago. Get an hour back. I order. I reserve a car. Go through security. I get a text being like boarding now. We are now departing in the next 15 minutes. So I was like, oh, shit. We got to get back through. I go back. I try to get back through security.

Security is like, you, this isn't, this isn't your airport. You can't go back through security. TSA comes around. They say, actually, it's okay. He can go back through security. Go back through security. Talk to a TSA agent. They're like, I don't know why you got that text. We're not boarding. I go back to the rental car place, drive three hours. We're travel weekend. Oh, yeah, a road trip partner. No, my other, my Jack McCarthy scumbag decided to wait it out. And also it took him

significantly longer to get back. Oh, it's good. You made the right choice. That's actually makes you feel much better. Also, my wife was there, too. So I did have a road trip. Oh, yeah. I thought you were, yeah, I don't know, whatever. That was fine. Hank and I also, I have an happens Michigan during the night of the selection someday. World baseball classic final. Yeah. Hank was cheering on Dominican Republic.

He was. And then we also had to fly out Monday morning and I had to go drop off a rental car and then pick up my car that was at O'Hare and then drive it to the other airport in Chicago. And it was. I'm here. It's how is it? It's here. Meem's firefest. So this week, me, Hank, in Zach, I've been working off-site. We haven't seen a lot of people at the company.

And then today, I saw all business Pete for the first time. Yeah. And he just hit me with a nice

dance. Oh, no. Wow. Now, memes. He's fat, though. Yeah, but I guess they were just popping. But you sure said, no, you think the tits were popping or you think he's referring to the picture. I, I wore a nipple shirt today. Oh, please. Yeah, memes. I have a question for you. It's funny that you brought that up because I actually, I saw all business Pete at the end of the day today. And he just, he was telling a story, and did you threaten his life? I'll think so.

Yeah, you did. You do that. You threaten people's lives. I'll realize it. Yeah. I know what I say. Well, I heard him, I heard him saying that to somebody. And I was like, "Well, did you say that memes threaten to kill you?" He goes, "Yep. When?" Apparently, you were complaining about the internet. The internet was slow one day. And he threatened to kill him. Oh, can't remember. Yeah. That's good. Keep that. That's good. Yeah.

Court. Yeah. Yeah. It's possible. That's, yeah, that, that's not what it could. It sounds like me, but I don't, I do not recall. Yeah. Now, if it's on writing, I can't tell it. It might be the right approach. Yeah. Probably on Slack. Pete, Pete shouldn't be saying that. That's fucking good. Yeah, it's fucked up. He's got a fuck.

“I'm on your single belly. But I think that's maybe the cut. He walks around with that in the”

back of his head. Like when he sees you, he's like, "Oh, that's the guy that threatened to kill me." Damn, the internet's been working great. So, from solve. Yeah. You got results.

Every single day. I think I take Pete, you know, in my apocalypse bunker bag. You would? Well, you'd have to kill him first to get all those limbs and shit in there. He's a big boy. Yeah. But if that could be good in the apocalypse. Yeah, he probably would. All right. Good show, boys. Very fun. Little loopy. At the end.

Always fun when it gets to there, though. When we're on the road, kind of lose our minds.

Let's finish with numbers. Five, no one wants to order this. You do not want to win this. Seven, two, 39. I don't know what I want to win this. Jacob said 70. Mims. Shains at 15. He says four. Coles at 88.

There's a four. Okay. Here we go.

“90. Everyone's safe. I think the only time I might have threatened him was super bull.”

Now, let's go back to it. Yeah. It was big. I mean, it was big interview. James went in. Yeah. He was just like, yeah, I'll take a couple hours. It took 14 hours to upload. It's easy to tell people I was going to kill him. They decided to install the internet the next day, even though we recorded it on the Sunday. Yeah. That's that. I back to your other friend. What the fuck is this company? There are people at this company who work in the business side

and tech side who still after 10 years don't realize we record every Sunday night. Yeah. And then Stefan hit me with a, you know how much that cost. And then I was like, all right, bet. He dead. All right. You asked for it. Yeah. So yeah. So yeah. That's it. Yes. All right. Good show. Dr. Shield for my take. Yeah. I book. Hell yeah. Happy birthday to John Fidelberg. Oh, yeah. He's got fights. I did not want to know fights age. I don't either because

he's always the young guy. You and fights are always the young guys. Yeah. He's not 40. No, but if he was,

I would be very upset. Happy birthday to. Magic Johnson. Happy birthday to Mike Frable. It's crazy. What? What's his age? If you say I can deal with one number, I can't deal with another. I'm pretty sure he's five years older than me. So he's 38. The I can't deal with 99. I could do it. I 37. 37 would have been fine. That was the exact 37 I would have been. You know, 40. I can't deal with 38. If it's 39. No. No. Taxi. You're the young, you guys are the young guys. No.

Oh, happy birthday to Tim Tibo. Happy birthday. I don't know if you heard this, Mike. It's Mike Frable.

“Hank? Oh, hello. Yeah. Your coach? Oh, that's why they're boys. Well, that. Who?”

Fraves and fights. Oh, yeah. Birthday, birthday, Bruce. Happy birthday to Mila Kunus. Hmm. Happy birthday, Hallie Berry. One of the best ever to do it. Damn. Happy birthday to Boban. Oh, Marina. Which one? Happy birthday to? Um, now it's his name. What? Marina Vitch? I don't know. What I'm supposed to do it. Happy birthday to Chief Keith R.P. Happy birthday. Nipsy hustle R.I.P. Happy birthday to Napoleon R.I.P.

What was the first one? Chief Keith Keith. Can firm Chief Keith not dead? Not dead? Not dead. No. Who am I think? I fully not dead. Yeah. Who am I thinking of? King Vaughn. I was thinking about King Vaughn. Yeah. Chief Keith. Happy birthday. That's why I called the coach the wizard. Chief Keith. Uh-huh. That's the last name. Happy birthday to Napoleon R.I.P. Happy birthday, too. You said? Yeah. Follow. Right? Can we check double check? Yeah. I know Mike. Also, last,

not least memes. You know who? Oh, you weren't ready for this one. No. The star of Kangaroo Jack. The one, Anthony Anderson. The only Anthony Anderson. Oh, and it went to spoil the punch line, me and Jeff. Nice tips. I thought you were going to say the

“Kangaroo. I called Jerry earlier because I thought I meant to call Jerry Jerry. Oh, no. What happened?”

Did he pick up? Someone might have taken like a shit in the living room of the

place we're staying earlier. Like, it's never smell worse. I couldn't believe it. And I was,

I was trying to call Jerry and then Jerry will call me back. And I was like, did you take it? And then he was like, oh, it's Jerry will call me. What do you say? We just had works out of a camp. Oh, okay. Nice. That's all he said. Jerry just said, I mean, we talked a little bit. Right. I'll let you know. I said the scene. I do explain why I was

15-minute conversation. Now it was 50 minutes. It was great to hear from Jerry. Do you say,

“you said, but it was weird being like, he's like, wait, why did you call me? I was like,”

well, I was trying to figure out who, like, got the bottom of who pooped in our living room, but still haven't got the bottom of it. But it was smelling away. Somebody pooped in this

living room. It smelled so bad in here earlier for like an hour and a half straight. And it went away,

but it was, we couldn't find out. How is disturbed? It was like somebody shouldn't hear ducked. They were shit somewhere. They're had to have been. Did anybody take a shit? Not me. Not Jerry, or Jerry O'Connell. I took one at the halfway house and it was so, the sun is so bright that when I went in there and it was dark in there, I like, I literally took a shit blind. You know, when you go inside after being outside for a long time, I couldn't see anything.

Brother's blind, shit brothers. I just want to say sorry to Chief Keith. All the respect, man, you're really, I'm sure you really get it what you do. I don't mean to, I just want to happen.

“What are you going to say, Max? I don't have shit for like two days. Yeah, what's up with that?”

I do. I'm like a four-time a day shitter. And I like six cups of coffee. We talked about that this morning. And Max, I had to get up early and he was just like, this is bad because we're, we're

we're getting, we're leaving the house before my shit. And I was like, oh God. Yeah, he's never shit.

I never shit. It was like on my mind for a while this morning. I was like, this guy's,

“I'll shake you about. I don't remember not, I think I should perform my shower yesterday,”

but not, maybe. Okay, this just gone. Love you guys. [Music] , [Music] [Music] [Music]

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