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Live From Max's Bachelor Party, Sixers Take Down Celtics, Jerry O'Connell And Dante The Don Join The Show, NBA/NHL Playoffs Plus Max's Brothers

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We're in Las Vegas for Max's Bachelor Party and we've had a hell of a weekend. We talk start the show with Sixers/Celtics Game 7, Hank Soggy Sorrows, recapping the whole game and Hank takes questions...

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For Max's Bachelor party. Hank, why don't we start? You know what? No, I'm going to start with the bachelor. Yeah. It was a whole weekend for the bachelor. Like, I don't like to start with. All right. Well, if the bachelor wants to start with Hank, we got to start with Hank. It's your weekend still Max. I would like to start with Hank. Okay. Yeah, the floor. Let's start with Hank. All right. So first of all, I kind of dumped the first shot. The second one,

breakfast ball hit a good one in the fairway. It was, it was a grind out there. But the bachelor party was just unbelievable. Like, my, my experience was fantastic. Talking to Mike, Max just hit you with his silence. You have a Mike too. You could talk and do. But I want to let him know to talk to the Mike. That won't. Yeah. I'm talking to Mike.

Talking to Mike now. Uh, yeah. I didn't think, whatever. Celtics. What do you mean?

Whatever. Hank, we got to talk about the game. Hank, let me just ask one thing before we go any further. What do you want to mean? Before we go any further, this man needs to be wet. Oh,

He does.

We'll wait. He needs to be wet. He needs to be wet. We need to wait to dry way too dry. Get out of here. Uh, all right. Let's talk about it. Let's talk about the six years. So, Max, uh, the 76ers win a game seven

in Boston, Joe, the feed, incredible. Tyre's Maxi in St. Tyre's Maxi. Those last two, that that was

different. It's like the sixers have been in this spot before in the playoffs. And it's been on Joel and Beads shoulders. This time, Joel and Beads was fantastic. But when you have two possessions at the end of the game that are like, got to have a possessions, it's Tyre's Maxi's team. And he went to the hoop and he just, no one can stay in front of him. He was awesome all series. The sixers are

good Max. Tyre's Maxi's top ten player in the NBA. Okay. I think it's, I think it's pretty hard

to debate right now. Otherwise, because he has done it all year. He, like, the sixers have been in such a horrendous spot from the start of this season of like, everyone. They haven't, they, the, the top four, Joel and Beads, Tyre's Maxi, Paul George, the judge going played 16 games together before, before that, these playoff started. So it, it was tough to like really judge what this sixers team was going to be once a playoff started because we haven't seen them. And Tyre's Maxi

has been the constant of this team all year, of like keeping them afloat, keeping them afloat. When Joel went down, when Paul George got suspended, it was Tyre's Maxi, it was Tyre's Maxi. And in the regular season, it's hard to judge whether someone is a top tier player, or if it's just the team sucks, somebody's got a score. You know, like, it's, it's, it's, oh, it's squeaking. It's squeaking, it's, it's sandals are squeaking on the way back here. He's like, you, he's like,

I think, I think you might be the wetest guy we've ever had on the show. I'm going to be freezing now.

Get the wet t-shirt going on. But what I was saying is like, you see Tyre's Maxi putting up these numbers to the regular season and you're like, oh, this guy's great, but you can't really judge a player, I think until playoff time. And this series, he proved himself to be a top player of the NBA. 46 to nine assists turn over ratio in this series. It's safe. And it was, yeah, at the, at the end of the game, what he was doing was something that you haven't seen from the

six years in the years past, where he was, like, Big Cat said, going attacking the basket, it's such a better option if you have a guy that can get past that initial defender, and then make somebody either commit to him, foul him, or give up, like, leave their guy, and then Maxi will hit that guy. It's, it's such a better way to attack the rim that way at the end of the game than what the six years have done in your spas. It was a cool, it was an awesome game.

First of all, great. That's what he was talking about. Great. He said, he said, we want Boston.

You got Boston. I didn't to be fair. Yeah. I'm not going to say that I was in that position being like, we want Boston actually hated that. Yeah. When in the playing game, we were saying, we want Boston. Oh, I said the line by now. I said the line of two and a half on Twitter before we started. He would not have what hiccups. No, we're in the open. I love that we've been talking about Tyrese Maxi. Tyrese Maxi deserves his flowers, but I have another Tyrese Maxi. So Tyrese

Maxi and Joel and Peter, the third duo in NBA history, the each go 25, 10 and 5 in a game seven.

They were both incredible. Also, one here crazy stat from 1983 through game one of this series,

the sixers had won three playoff games total in Boston in the last 12 days. They won three playoff games in Boston. Wow. Incredible game. That's a crazy stat. Incredible game. Can we talk about Joel and be it now? Yeah. Like I see, you said he changed his legacy as a player to win that first round series. See, this is, oh, don't get it. No, but the way that you want to emphasize first round series. Wait, wait, in fact, fiction, it was a first round series. I was saying he won the

first round series. Correct. Right. The Celtics were minus 900 to win this this series. That's facts. This is the first time this is the first time that it's in NBA. It is still the first round. Yes, and we're still going. The fact that the Celtics fans are being like, oh, it's only the first round. It's only the first round. Yes, you lost in the first round. You were favorites to win the Eastern Conference. You were minus 900 to win this series. Good thing I cash out my future on

the Celtics. Yeah. Good. What is a excellent. Okay. Excellent series for the Philadelphia set. I agree. Everything you say. This is not like, yes, Joel and Beat is one first round series plenty of times. But it says the once he going gets the eight, he was a seven going against the favorite to win the East. There were minus 900 to win this series. I'm not something from minus 900.

I'm not taking anything away from Joel. It was incredible series.

Him coming back after the appendectomy and being like the most dominant guy, ...

we got to talk about, I don't really understand like, hey, let's put Jalen Brown and like Luke a Garza on or who's the other guy's name. He begins all his own on John B. That's the answer. They had no answer and they kind of just said, fuck it. Let's just throw him off. He was like, he was just a man and one boy. Yeah. I'm just asking Max is the only question. And again,

I think that we all all do because like if you look across the NBA, there's been a wild playoffs.

People are just trashing Yokeach, which we got to talk a little bit. We got to give the Timberrel some flowers because we recorded before that on Thursday night. The trashing Yokeach, they're trashing, you know, like whatever. They're just like their trashing Jason Tatum and Jalen Brown. Do you think though maybe if the six years don't beat the next this first round series didn't change his legacy. Good question. Okay. People just question them out. Let's keep asking that.

John is not finished. If he goes deep in the playoffs, I agree. Like, if he goes to the NBA finals here, I 100% onboard like that was incredible like taking this team. It's been a long time. He finally came through. And again, he did come through unbelievably well in this series. He was a complete difference maker. Makes guys like Hank who are like, I'm actually happy that he's bat like he's the six years or worse with him. Hank, you did say that. You and Pete and

Richard. Yeah, listen, but to your point, the legacy is about 10 years down the line when people are talking about, oh, I remember the six years, like, in 10 years, people are going to be like,

yeah, six years never got a done, but they beat the fucking Celtics when they were a big

underdogs. Like that's like that matters, but when you talk about legacy, it's not, it's not going to change. I got it with Max. I'm with Max. I disagree. He's because he never been able to do it in big games. It's no, it's it's the meme is second round of the playoffs. That's the meme. That's

the that's what people say. I'm not saying the second round. I'm not saying the last night didn't

help him. It obviously was. And what he did was incredible. I'm saying it's like to be determined. It's not, you can't, you can't be like, this is definitive. This has changed everything. It's two meters. This is what I want to say about. This is what I want to say about. This is what I would say. And the six year point, great basketball. I don't think that it has changed his legacy of like, oh, Joel and Pete is now a clutch player. I don't think that it is now Joel and Pete is now a playoff

player, but it is definitely changed his legacy as far of he is not a negative. I got because that has been that has been the Joel and Pete is that what's a playoff come around he is a negative. That it is now moved into the into the factor of, okay, he just did. I got you against the, the favorites to win the East. I think what we're looking for and I'm happy we hatches out because again, we're all very hungover or drunk. I think Joel and Pete narrative shifting. Shifting, but not

shifting. Yes. Shifting. I and G is different than ED. Yes. And that there's a no narrative

shifting for sure because the narrative on Joel and Pete is always been he's a bad playoff player.

Now it is moving towards a correct because of that. Like it's not that he's a clutch playoff player now. It is that he isn't now shown that he's not like just a regular

player. I think we're good. I think we're good. I think we're getting seven with something that we haven't

seen from before. Yeah. In terms of like kind of being a dog like yelling at Jalen Brown like getting really into it, hitting the floor. There was actually time. I thought he was dead on the side. He was getting like his arms stretched out and his legs stretched out and then I was like, okay, well, Joel and Pete's dead. Let's see who can step up and then boom, resurrection came back in. That mid-range. Yeah. That mid-range that he has right now is a layup. It's a fucking layup. It is.

You know it. He's a team of that mid-range off. And then it is. You've got just kept giving a to him and he just kept hitting it like it was a fucking layup. Playoffie. So Hank, you're back, saggy sorrows. Can we talk about the Celtics? Yeah. Celtics are fucked. Going forward. Please, please, Hank, assess that statement. I don't think the Celtics are fucked. I think they had their chances to win that game. They had open shots that they missed. Payton, Richard,

missed that corner three. Why'd open? Question. Same house or how to look underneath the basket. Why'd open and it was a bad pass. He dropped it out of bounds. Question. Those are the, those are the breaks. You know, the 2015 balls that you got to hit to win a game and they just question. They missed them all. And then when someone said they thought I should do on. I have a question.

After Baked asks is, did you have a question? I've never had a question. I've never had a question. I see my

time to Baked was game six in this series. The last time we will see Jason Tatum and Jalen Brown play together. Great question. Great question, Baked. I think not. I think they'll be. Are you

Excited about that?

replaced. Are you excited about that? Are you excited about that? I think they're going to play together

next year. I think that's, I think that's just they lost the game and let's just be as dramatic as

humanly possible and start these things. I don't think that's going to happen. Where is the future of the Bolton Celtics right now? Jampion ships. How, how do you get there? Making shots. Please, we have a lot of people with that in some size. We need size. We need some, some more dynamic of it. Zack. Here goes big. So if you, if you, if you, you do simply and together long-term, if you were to, if you were to move away from one of them, who would you rather stay on the team?

Mm-hmm. Oh, question, question, question, question, question, Zack. I mean, that's, that's an impossible question that's like, I think when you have something that's as successful. No, it's

like, big cat or PFT. It's like they're both, they're both essential to the team being successful.

Yeah, I'm not going to make a choice. We play winning basketball together. So to the soldiers, Jampion and Jampion, I think they're probably the most successful combination, like duo in the last. But you know, we have Drew Holiday, you know, longer, I've Chris Opsport's. And guess, you know, we have Hal Hallford. The rest of the Celtics team is bad. Yeah, you got Keta. You went for that. You went from Owl to Keta. And Bailey Sharamad.

The rest of the Celtics team is bad. Yeah, rookie. I mean, he's a rookie. What do you expect?

I think he's a rookie. Yeah. Question. Yeah. Can you assess the post game comments from Jalen Brown as they pertain to Joel and Beat? When they asked him about the game, he said Joel and Beat was also flopping around. They rewarded him for that. But that's the league that we're in. I mean, sour grapes. I will say, like, I got to put my hand up on that one. That is sour grapes. That is loser talk. He just lost game seven and and to go and then not, not complain of

kind of bitching among that. That is a little bit of loser talk with that. No one's a good loser. People are sore losers. That's just, if you're a good competitor, you're going to be a sore loser. I would have said, like, don't go on twitch. But let's just take the finger. What? I mean, just flip, flip take off. I just wanted to put that out there for the listeners. It's kind of a tattle tail move on Max's score. No, I like it. I think me was one of the people to

know that. He shaking his head. Yes, I think one of the people to know about the scenario that

we're in right now is because Hank is wet and the way that he's sitting in hunched over here, you do look like you're a player of gaming a post game for scoffers. It's good. Right now, and we're all being the big jays. Yeah, let's we got some good shots out there and they did fall and then I liked our game plan and then, you know, they they played a bit of a game. But yeah, it is when you lose games seven and you start pitching about the rest, you start pitching about

flopping like that is again, I'll say it for any player that's ever played. Like that's loser talk.

If you win the game, it's not a problem. That should happen to never be a game. It's ever been played.

So I don't condone that. Zack, are you worth the game? That he may be spending too much time on twitch as it puts on the basketball court. Of course. Yeah, no coming from you. No. Okay, good question. Hank, can you I just didn't get a stand out? Can you use that? Hold on. Exactly. I'll carry. So we've seen Tamer's played post injury clearly, not the same as he used to fall. No, he never did fall. You think he'll ever get back to where he was pre injury? Yes,

Zack. He towards a kilo to a year ago. So he was putting a fantastic numbers in the playoffs. Do you think he plays? Yes. Tans are your question. Yes. Do you think he played too many minutes? No, I'm happy that he's like, I obviously what she was playing. Oh, she was healthy. But the way that he got injured in game six when it's like to your killies and then you hurt your calf. I think that's a better safe and sorry to sit. I'm like, when they when the initial injury

pork came out that he was like, there's no injuries on the injury report. I was like, that seems crazy because he definitely was hurt. So it sucked that he wasn't able to play, but I'm happy he did. Zack, I just just curious Hank, now you had some time to think about this this series. What does it mean for you, Moon 4 as a boss of Celtic's fan? What is what could question? It's your question. Exactly. Good question. That's a question. Good question.

Question Zach. Really good. It hurts. It hurts. But we'll be back. We back stronger. Better than ever. No, no doubt in this team. Pistons and seven. Max. Okay, Max. Um, yep. That's you. Max is calling him. We can firm that is in fact him. I am in fact Max. Um, by the way, alcohol is working again. I was on a restart now and now I'm back in. Are you upset that I know that you haven't said it yet? And I actually have been waiting for you.

And I in respect that you haven't that because Jason Tatum, sad game seven that you can't use that as an

excuse because Joel and Beats at the first four games. Good question. Really good question.

No, would you be using that as an excuse if Joel and Beats didn't sit the first four games? Yes. No, because he didn't, he didn't play a lot of this year. It's like he, he, he, he,

He obviously tore his Achilles.

Obviously played the last like 25 games or so, but if it was like all season long and then he didn't play a game seven

yes, but this year is a little bit different. Eric. Yeah. Hank. Uh, PFT Comps are part of my take. Do you

regret drinking champagne the night before again? Good question. Good question. The very same thing we maligned Max for the night before the Super Bowl in Arizona. Sipping champagne. Eagles go on to lose heartbreaking fashion. Hank Lockwood drinking champagne proudly on an airplane and then the Celtics going on to lose game seven blow three one. Yeah, listen, I'll put my hand up. I, uh, I was not thinking about that. We got in the plane. Me and PFT are sitting next to each other. Two hiccups.

And I was, I was excited to get to Vegas. I was excited for Max. I'm excited for the batch of

party. I was distracted. I was not thinking and we were in first class and they come around and

offer you. It was sparkling one. So a little bit different. Uh, but they offered that to you and I just wasn't thinking about it. I said, yes, we're going to Vegas. It's Friday night. We're not working

tonight. Like, yeah, I'll pop off. I'll get a little get a gallon. And even though they don't celebrate

winning the first round of the of an NBA playoffs series with champagne. So it's not done. It's celebrated. I do. Yeah, I do regret it. Yes, I do regret it. Credit to Hank stepping up accountability. The spill to H. A. N. K. Uh, PFT. Come on, dude. Yeah, I'd like to see my, I'd like to see my question time to big cat. Hey, God. Uh, could you just talk about a stat? Celtics minus 66 with Jill and Brown on the floor over the last three games plus 26 without. Please talk about it. Oh, that's it. It's

the same stuff. Yeah, that. That's that. It was, it was 66. Oh, it's bad. That's that, dude. I don't bring that. That's it. By the way, bad. So you're in the post game. We have to talk about the stats. It's 60. In plus 26 without. Oh, yeah, how many games? The last three games. Those are probably huge those minutes. That's when he gets in. Yeah. It was ugly basketball. The last three games were were atrocious. They had a 10 point lead in the fourth quarter and the third

quarter and all. There's a great stretch out out there. It was like, the Celtics up three won in the third in the third quarter up 13 and they lost this series. It's, uh, it's an extra, the game six and seven and it felt like we were like, we, we were, we were the

underdog in those two games. Like it just never felt like we had a chance. And yeah, it was bad.

It was really minus nine hundred minus nine hundred and start a series. Five or four minus twenty two hundred and a half after game four. Can I order that to minus twenty two hundred. I'd like to see my question time to pick that. Uh, this actually isn't a stat. I just want to read, uh, list the five names that I'd like you to comment. Sure. Jill and Brown, Derek White, Bailey Sharmin, Bamharper Jr. and Luca Garzo. Celtics. Starting five for game seven.

Hmm. Yeah, that's a curveball. That's a curveball. That's a curveball. That's a curveball. That was going to be your head when when you saw that. It's a game five and anything to happen. I would, I would, like, I would die for Joe Mazzul. I clearly, he thought he was going to throw up Joe Mazzul. Actually don't think, I don't blame Joe Mazzul. You'll not be as Joe Mazzul a slander podcast. Just listen, he's not that good. Yeah, he had no, I told you when you,

when you guys traded for Vucci sucks. And he didn't play. Yeah, no, he was bad as I say. There's really got to Celtics to where they were in the regular regular. She's in is a test of that. Actually is a very good one. Because they're a fair pointy. They were, I've got to,

he were a team of important questions. You, but I kind of say Joe Mazzul, I think real quick,

Joe Mazzul, a very good guy. People are shooting on him. The substance were not that good this year. They had a really good bench, which is a really good bench does not translate to the playoffs. The fact

they got to 50 wins second seed is a testament to Joe Mazzul. Right. Your flaws come out when

you're in the playoffs. Yeah. Yeah. So Hank Zach, hold on Zach. Zach got a question. We'll be in the upcoming series. We'll be riding for the six years to use the best team beatest coper where you'd like to see them lose. Oh, good question. No, I just want maximum pain. I've, I've, I've, I've given it to me. It's just pain. Like, I don't really don't care. Like, I, I want, like, a, a, a bloody, just back and forth. Brawl. You know, I'm not talking about the game. This is,

you know, but are you pretty clear he is like, Connor and, and Christopher. Yes. I don't know. Connor Connor too. I want to see you. I want whoever walks away from the series to be like limping on like one leg with like both their eyes, you know, black eyes and bleeding and bruise. I don't care who wins. Yeah. I just wanted to go seven games and to just be maximum amounts of pain for whatever loses. I have a question for outside of this room. Cool.

How can I get to that?

Somebody out of there get me another beverage. Oh, okay, that's good. That's also inside this room. I'm sorry of this room. We're in a room together. I

Would just like I'm

Maximum taxes now I'm starting to feel good again. That's this question. You was I would like another beer

There's good question You downed it like this was a gap year good question. Celtics weren't supposed to do anything this year It was like go you're up instead of going to college. This is a free roll to gap It doesn't matter. One of those things are big of a sport. Some things are very few There is a personal individual you play the sexers in the playoffs. You got to win and it's down. It sucks and especially when your favorites all right like that this whole

We've been in Vegas. We've been having a good time. It's been a welcome distraction, but Going back and watching like when every night of this series. I'm it's just going to be like a lot of deep size and and shaking my head I one thing I haven't seen. I'm sure that means it's hard hard at work on this is Hank said a lot of stuff Hank said a lot of stuff about the Philadelphia 76ers

Going into this series. Yeah, even after the first game You said a lot of things

Have you ever heard of you? I said the same things have you revisited any of those things?

It's her. I've never thought about everything you've got wrong. No

That bothered me I would I wouldn't be on this. I think more things that I got wrong on this show Good point on it like I like it got upset by that good point. I'd be in a horrible spot That's a whole crazy if you don't mind. Yeah, Chrissy. Have you thought about the anti-year of Hague? So this is not a factor in a recording on Thursday night on Zoom. Unfortunately we're doing after like I Shame was the one who put me on to this and he was like I he was like

I'm it's starting to look like everything is going wrong for Hank. I think Hank is the new max and I started listing all the things like losing the Super Bowl The Celtics losing the live shutting down the Red Sox Stink Duke and then I said and you're also Suck as a lefty golfer and then he immediately left the Zoom. That was too far. He was so pissed about that lefty golfer thing. He was so mad about that last one

Listen, this comes with a territory like you're gonna you're gonna have your ups. You're gonna have your downs

And it's it's not about how you act when you're winning. It's about how you act when you're at your lowest And I'm I'm in a low point. It's it's bad like things are bad and That's when you got a dick deep and you got a fight through like that you're gonna have

The first loss we have in people yeah, yeah, who knows who knows. Yeah

Talk ESPN fuck there a little gone fishing graphic. I hope they get suited into oblivion Why is we some socks pieces a shit and yeah, it's just a big bill Simmons fan But yeah, this sucks and Massless is it max is like lie. He's listening shout the locked on Celtics guys I just have been listening to all the Celtics fans podcast throughout the past couple of games and after game six

Bill Simmons started talking about the game and He was he just within 30 seconds started going about how disappointing it is about Jason Tatum being hurt and then his co-hosts was like are you just not gonna talk about how they just got their shit kicked in By the sixers and came six and he was and he was like, all right five we can get to that max Max is going revenge podcasting Which I I highly encourage me that's a lot of people use this show

Like people are listening right now and they're doing the the leo meme like me because they're listening as revenge to Hank locked on Celtics excellent pop I've had listen to the games haven't recapped yet because I've been fucked up ever since I game ended But it's not really a podcast a lot of Celtics guy has been awesome my favorite part on locked on Celtics guy After game six I was looking for it to be mad at him and I just agreed with everything that he was saying he was so mad

At the at the Celtics and he kept being like up so sick of jam and brown pushing off. I've ever every play And I was like fuck yeah dude fuck yeah Because every Celtics fan is like, oh, this is bullshit that keep calling it and locked on Celtics Locked out Celtics guy was like Jill and brown. They're gonna call it stop I'm pushing it off on every possession. Yeah, and I appreciate locked on Celtics guy

I don't know your name shout out locked on Celtics guy shout out Yeah, I know actually not a question Frank, but which is like someone who is positive

Yeah, yeah, people want I have a question for Zach.

What are your honest thoughts about facing off against the 76ers because let me just say that like I've heard memes say on the show more than a few times that the New York nicks were built to beat the Celtics

They're not gonna play the Celtics. They're gonna play the 76ers are you beat to are you built to beat the 76ers?

So so it was a lot of somebody walk sit down on that couch right there for this conversation It was a lot of fun to watch everybody get together the competitiveness in the room on games have in Celtics Sixers that was great great energy in the room in the building

It was a first round series and the way the nicks are playing

Either of those teams. I think we just we may walk through them. Wow walk through Zach. I have a question for you Yeah, go Something you had a good question You just played the Hawks that is true. We did just defeat the Hawks in the round in round one of the who is the Hawks best player We just defeated the Hawks

Best player. I don't think it's fair for you to say to try to diminish our win into a simple question I enjoyed your win in seven hard win in six wasn't shorter amount of games I'm looking for a Tars series max in the best player on the Hawks

There's a vacation right now

CJ McConnell is the best player in Hawks. Yes, and we did just beat the Hawks. We handle dogs. Yeah, would you say change Jill and Brunson's legacy?

No, the past three years changed. I think it should have been healthy. That would help you 3-1. That was just a lay-up to talk about 3-1 So you could say that we handled the Celtics when we were completely healthy Okay, congrats When you're saying like you took care of the Hawks, no, but you're saying what we were not We handled the Hawks. You were you were in all those games

No, they did no way more of the Celtics in any of those games last night the last night was it was a one-point game Great game. It's a great game. It was great game. What about the other two games over one by a The Celtics didn't even play their starters in the fourth quarter What do you mean they need to run by 70 you didn't really handle them in the last game. Okay, one game. You lost two games See he lost three has the a those five games the healthy fully healthy

Sixers are fully healthy This is a better the six are starting lineup is the best starting lineup in these. It is it is We're going to pick the shit out of you guys We'll see It's gonna be a five game series you guys have to play tibsball to even beat us. It's

The fact that we're doing this right now when it should be on Hank is bullshin. Yeah, Hank's love It will be fun. It's all I'm excited for the play out I like this Connor go ahead and tie grease back focusing on the past the elephant prox is not garden Tires Maxi we have Josh Hart McHale burges OG take a pic a lot of guys yeah, those are wing defenders, but yes You put OG on Paul George and then Derek White tried to guard he's the best guard defender in the NBA couldn't even come close

I've been close. Not even close dude All right, well, I can't wait for tonight Monday night, you'll win Monday night work You won't win Monday night, but I do think that we would I

This is six is a bad match over the next. How do it does this change Sam Hinkie's legacy?

Oh, let's save that for the Dante brothers cuz they were they were big time

Okay, that's my first can I reserve a first question? Yeah, they were getting in there. Okay, let's talk about yeah

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And we're like man to these guys suck at basketball and then afterwards I saw

The stats and I was like, oh my god. It was historical it was historical they scored eight 19 points in the second half total

11 points in third quarter eight points in the fourth quarter they missed 23 shots in a row They I'll say it again. They missed 23 shots in a row spanning from 414 and the third quarter until 24 left in the fourth. Yes. They didn't make it a single shot. I believe according to Stattle the the previous record

Actually still stands it's held by the Oklahoma City Thunder 24 consecutive misses against the wizards in 2017, but 23 in a row that is the most I believe in playoff history and It was just it was the ugliest display a basketball that I've ever seen ever. Yeah, and

So then they lose in game seven and it really isn't about the magic because I think

The magic when they were healthy this year when Franz was playing like they were they showed it for a few games against the pistons We're like this team actually could be good The pistons deserve all the credit in the world. They're down three one. They come all the way back and if we're talking about legacies in the first round Kade coming him that's a like

Big leap. I feel like for him because the way he played in those last three games was Absolutely out of his mind. In the last three games he went so these are all elimination They're about to be eliminated. They're down three one. He went 45 four and five then he went 32 10 with four steels Then he went 32 12 assists two blocks He was in St. He had he ever 32 points

7 assists five and a half rebounds from like insane shooting numbers He was the he will he basically put the piss he was like we have to do I have to be the guy And I am the guy where the one seed and he deserves all the credit world also Tobias Harris legacy game game 7 30 points Yeah, that was but it like I was it was as much the the magic sucking at basketball Also the pistons defense is really really good

But Kade coming him that was my big takeaway. It's like that's a guy Franchise player you're down three one. You're the one seed Can you fucking like nut up and be like hey, this is my team. We're not losing in the first round

Yeah, is that we always say that you got to like learn how to how to win the playoffs like young guys young teams can't do it

Like right when they get the fact that if you're like a one or two or three seed you get to the playoffs and your star is like 24 years old 23 years old You expect them to what to lose right away and then they'll figure out how to win if they lose enough and the playoffs and then cutting him if you were to We would have started see the narrative be built around him at this point even though the pistons are like a deeply flawed team

I think I can grasp them for winning, but I don't think that they're like a team that what we saw from them in the first round

It's like are you limited if you can have Tobias Harris step up and have a crazy crazy game Then yeah, you can compete with most teams in the East but like then again You're you're counting on Tobias Harris to do that repeatedly every single game But we can see that the pistons aren't they don't appear to be as ready to win a championship as like we would think the nicks might be right at this point But it means a lot for him to not get that

Hunger round his neck of being like possibly a like well, we're on narrative watch right if he lost this game if he had walked if he had lost the series and For a little bit it looked like they were going to but they did the double guarantee

Yeah, pistons never doubt. Yeah, never doubt. But yeah, I feel like if the magic had one game seven

That would have been crazy considering what we had seen from them in game six. I guess credit to the magic for For showing up game seven like given the pistons all they could handle. It sucks at walk. It sucks at France walking or didn't play Yeah, yeah, they're different. I think they would have won game six of Wagner played. They're different team

That was yeah.

After the game on a plate real quick. I love the sky

Sorry I just love it because it doesn't that's not a thing if I played you that clip you'd be like that's a Cleveland Browns fan yeah We're like I respect magic fan like a guy just ranting and screaming amongst a bunch amongst a bunch of little kids going down to escalator

Yeah, we're back. That's how you can truly measure how successful a franchise is like when the WMBA had all those off the court issues and like people getting pissed off about the stupidest stuff

I was like that's actually a great sign for the guy that people are arguing about about Angel race and care this deeply about what a piece of shit some of our teammates are When it when it comes to the Orlando magic having a guy that is actually borderline insane Screaming about the moves at the front office made that's a very promising sign. Yes, that means like yeah, they're on the up Yeah, yeah, I grew max. I think if if if friends what vogue or plays his brother played right is both played a little bit tonight

Yeah, but if if if Franz played I do think it's probably a slightly different story Well, it's just because they can't shoot yeah Game six they had that game one they like if they just have one more guy. They win that game It was crazy. We also had the lakeers stay off the rockets on Friday night credit to LeBron. Maybe they were trying to hold off Yeah, your conspiracy theory. I also will say that like the lakeers

They deserve a ton of credit for being a huge underdog winning that series that Luka

I think they're probably gonna get smashed by O. K. C. But it doesn't mean that that wasn't like an insane insanely impressive series

Especially from 41 that was the fourth fourth level especially from 41 year old LeBron James. What do you think is more impressive?

LeBron James beating the KD list rockets in the first round of the playoffs or me and big cat drinking two nights in our own a bad

Super party as a 41 year old. That's a good question. I think that's harder. We'll burn. What what Brown you love a Why are you gonna throw some pressure? Yeah, I drink from 10 a.m. Till 2 a.m last night. Yes, you're right Yeah, you guys haven't drink it all today No, we don't talk to us. We knew you guys were gonna be drunk. I think Hank and Max will They'll be taking the events of the weekend a little bit harder than we will you we were on like a ship the ninth hole

And we were kind of like oh, should we have should we have a couple drinks and you texted the whole group Fair warning. I also will be drunk potting tonight. We're like well, we got to have some sobriety on the pod Yeah, no, I'm taking care of the drunk But yeah, that was the aim in the lakers that like that was LeBron at 41. It's insane It justifies everything that we know about sports and and the game of basketball

The fact you've been doing for this long and to beat that rocket's team and they killed them on Friday night That wasn't that was a no-douter. So we were edging closer and closer to some uncomfortable Comfortable conversations and we didn't even get through a game seven So we didn't even have to get to the precipice of it. I've got a conspiracy theory. Yeah, 10 for the last time Do we think that Katie was actually injured

Katie's a legacy talk that we should need to have at some point because it's do we think that maybe it's talk things went really really south with the rockets because there's that article that came on the athletic And they're gonna do like a post mortem. I'm sure and deeper death on the season, but the reporting was that the alleged burner accounts that Katie had

Yep, we're a significant distraction for the rockets that was never resolved internally as Katie never clarified if the transfer is so

The quote is several league sources with close size to the rockets players indicate the social media situation was a significant distraction One that was never resolved internally to rent and never discuss the matter in any detail Saying only that he was not here to get into Twitter nonsense privately league sources said his teammates agreed to keep the matter in house It's unclear whether he ever clarified to his teammates if the account belonged to him. I mean

I know that people like had fun with the story. I said at the time this is an actual real problem if he's talking this much shit about his teammates

He's just unhappy. I think he's just unhappy guy right now. Yeah, it's like Dante on night one of the bachelor party

Talking shit to Nikki smoke right about clarified that we move forward. So Katie should have taken his boys out Cabaret. Yeah, right. So yeah, no, I think it was well Cabaret don't take Abraham front of the memes. Oh, okay. Yeah, we're gonna get to all that with Jerry and Dante We're not only we're doing actually like then possible. We're hungover drunk podcasting also out of order

Because we did Dante and Jerry will kind of before this because Jerry had a f...

We got to talk about the timberals. I was Thursday night. We didn't we we recorded. I actually I believed in them. I was like I think they're gonna win this game And crowd of I know that they're probably not gonna beat the spurs because you know and is trying to come back He might be back and they've struggled sometimes playing against these teams with the elite protectors and when be is an elite-prim protector

that like winning that series huge

Incredible with given everything that happened during the course that series winning in six people have the nuggets going to the finals

Yeah, the timberals turns Shan and Junior like Ios out for for game six after having that incredible game

four I believe just in saying like that that was that was a really really gutsy like this team

I know that we're talking about foundation every year. They they get close, but not all the way there I still would be like very enthused about the in Jay McDonald's was unbelievable incredible incredible performance for man I mean, I think that the timberals are they might not have the the best line Up right now, given the injury state that they're in. They're one of the best teams. Yeah, like it was what are you doing? What are you playing?

What do you play? Did you just pull Instagram reels while we're doing podcasting? Donnie sent me a video of jack looking super super Johnson. Oh, okay All right Okay, so that's I didn't mean I wanted to see the video. I'm sorry But yeah in the incredible fight for no, but I as I would say like the timberals I think are like one of the best teams. I mean I would not be surprised and I've been I've been like a

a Wimby and spurs believer for most of this entire season

I would not be I would not be shocked if the timber wolves did beat the spurs. I would be shocked. I think I think they might

You gotta tell me how many games ants playing and how health. Yes, but they're also like an incredibly Playing the rest of the play. No, they didn't say it's not true. No, he's trying to come back That he's they made it may move them to questionable. Yeah. He's going to try shoot around today and they beat they beat the nuggets without The nuggets are a problem. No, it's a bad. Yeah, you feel a part of it like it. I don't know who was or an insanely well-coached team Yeah, and I was an idiot for for counting them out. I thought no problem. The the nuggets would like take care of them in five games in this series

I was hand up. I was really really wrong about the timbre wolves the crazy thing about these NBA playoffs is And okay, so you can obviously continue this because if they win it all then it's basically back to a normal status

But the NBA as a league has always been about dynasty. So when you go through the NBA

It's like there's dominant teams they rattle off multiple championships the last like five years have been very weird when you look back Where Janice in the box win one and you're like, oh, they're gonna win a couple more Yoke it's in the nuggets win one. Oh, they're gonna win a couple more Celtics win one. Oh, they're gonna win a couple more

Yeah, it's like maybe that's not happening and it's a bunch of it's these these these teams that had this really like bright flash of Assension and they now are in a like where where did the nuggets go from here? Where did the Celtics go from here? Janice's who knows? We're gonna get another summer of him being traded It's crazy to look at cuz all three of those teams you would have thought when they were winning They were set up for many wins coming forward. Yeah, and it just didn't happen and Yoke it's like he's been one of the best players

I do think SGA's been the best player the last year and a half but he's been more of the best players the league for last five years He got one ring to show for it. Yeah, no, you haven't been beat to that in the first round What blue is blue a lead? They're like lost the series when they're two best players were implying and they were favorites Everyone talks about you don't know what you're asking. Yeah, that would be bad. Yeah. I know you're I don't know what you're asking

I'm just saying like imagine if M. B. It was in Yoke

The problem is hey imagine to get a guy riled up who literally just showed me a video of our drunk friend

And it was the most boring video ever and he stopped at the podcast. I didn't know that That's what you're trying to do right now Hank. He doesn't have the brain. Yes, you're right Register like this fact that you were being so close. You don't know what he's saying no

I actually have something to say. Okay. That's what Hank is saying. Well, we got a grip. Does he have on the mark?

Deep deep thirding this mic Oh, no, this big conversation between Joel and be a Nicole Jokech is coming back up You stay for a while Yes, this is good. Why not is it good for having conversations you have a ring who walks in the first row I guess we are having the conversation with you. Okay, she has a ring

and multiple MVP's What you were podcast you have to say something. We'll see Shook is shocked. Yeah, he didn't play his best series. Oh, no, he was with out and they beat people said no one

It's also this is the hard part is like beat rock

Hey, Max, what do you think about it being like I want I don't want This to be repeated the last time we played the nicks and the playoffs if you need money I'll give you money for your tickets. Don't sell your tickets. It's a money that that's problem. I actually am worried about that Yeah, there's so many nicks fans there's so many nicks fans and it's so close to Philly and nicks fans are rich

Yeah, okay, yeah, Philly fans are poor

That's basically what it is. Put that on the quote part that's basically what it is. That's the tickets to

Sixth of games in Philly way cheaper. Yeah, nicks fans rich

Philly fans get your fucking money out. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. That's what it's

Facts. I mean, I wish it weren't the case. That is We haven't made people in Manhattan make more money than people in Philly. That's that's just the way it is He's a spent facts, but it is it is crazy this entire playoffs like we've had with the Celtics the nuggets The lakers beating the rockets some pretty crazy upsets and yeah, and we're things happening a lot of legacy talk after every like I get it we're we're hot take you know

Society and I mean this show is is built on Satterizing it having fun with it. We also have our own stupid hot takes It was like pretty crazy how quickly everyone went to trash yolkage to an extreme level. Yeah, but that's part of it. He you can't lose that series if you can't you can't yeah But let's not forget what we've seen last like five years from Yokech where he's just been

The games that series. You can't lose that series if you're the nuggets. Can't not if I tell you Series Anthony Edwards is going to miss the end of the series right even China's going to get hurt I was going to be hurt. You cannot lose that series. No, but I'm I'm respond to what Ian just said Which was we've got people that are looking at what just happened with Yokech. Yeah, and and saying some reckless things about him. Correct like like

Using that to be like maybe he's actually not that he's been asked for the last five years. Yeah, that's not true Yeah, but you cannot lose that series. No, you can't it was a yeah big big disappointment for the nuggets and you're right When the when the nuggets won that championship I thought we're looking at like three out of the next five. Yeah for the nuggets, but then like I told you

I think Michael Porter Jr was such a big part of their formula. They had when they won

Like he's a he's a he was a more important part of that team than Aaron Gordon was Even though you could say that Aaron Gordon was like an upgrade It focused on him. I actually disagree. I think that the offense has a whole was he went mutually exclusive They played together, but when when he left and everybody was like Aaron Gordon is stepping in to like taking over the Michael Porter Jr role

That he added like the clear third option

They miss him. They miss Porter Yeah, I mean, it's it's it's inexcusable loss and obviously then the calves get just this after Friday night when Argy Barrett hit the something about the rims and Toronto So crazy by rims crazy bounce they are really tight hoops up there. It's like biz likes and that was fucking It was insane calves win game seven Jared Allen was awesome 22 and 19 which he gets shit on a lot

So we'll have to wait a little bit. I feel like the Raptor shouldn't be sad like they're not

in a this was not a season where they had big aspirations

They have they have young talent. They took the calves to seven They've they've everything's in the feet like it doesn't feel like a loss like a nuggets loss a Celtics loss Like a pistons loss would have been right if you feel different future face. Yeah. They got scutty barns Argy Barrett's future face. I didn't I didn't realize that he grew up like in that same province Like he was a Raptor's fan when he was growing up. That's pretty cool. No

Argy Barrett. No, I just keep saying scutty barns because he barks. Yeah, he's fun fact that didn't realize That's just something that the Delante brother say all the time. All of them because Max is Older brother came out to me and he was maybe a little drunk on the golf course and he's just like what time is future

Fish this league start and I was like what is a future fish this late at what and I like three times until finally

I was like oh shit you guys this is like a delente Christmas joke that you guys sit around saying future fish Future face of this league Um hockey Hank Yeah, tough one lose games sex at home your max been a bad week Worst week of the year this this week sucks

Bad week I think it all back it's bachelor party No, we've had a such a good weekend. You had you had so so much fun. No, the weekend has been fun But that was that was tough when it started yesterday was a tough way to do Saturday Just a tough back to back day. I guess puff low

Good for you congrats whatever Very gracious, uh It's really cool fires boss game one

Yeah, they did they got an outshot big time

You don't fly it up anymore. I will well you have a lot of sports this week. I'm not fired up in the If it's six years game seven I wasn't fired up. Yeah, you didn't give Yeah, but if the fires play on a game that the situation or playing that I will be fired up. Okay Yeah, and then we had the game seven the the Canadians Lightning was unreal the

Did you guys see the the game one and goal? I know you're both can we Texting it was breaking news to me right now that so this game was like the Canadians

I think they had what they have like nine total shots. They went an entire period without getting a shot the second period

They were not gonna shot on goal. They won two one in Tampa Text the group you guys got to see this goal. This is the most Alex new hook the most playoff game winning goal you could possibly have Text the group so everyone can watch it memes. I think I did a pretty good job of predicting first round series Yeah, remember when I was when I was oh yeah

I mean, I think I did pretty good no Yeah, he doesn't know and then the was going to be that's going to be awesome by the way Having Montreal in the second round of the playoffs. Yeah against Buffalo or Spuffalo like I want to go I want to go to the Bell Center. I want to go back that's going to be such an intense scene Watch this goal and react to it. I was seeing I was seeing my room watching and I was just like

This is the most playoff a team that gets nine shots in an incredible series. Oh my god

For me, we didn't see it. It was okay and fucking it was a ricochet off the backboards and he hit it out of the air

Against the back of the goalie into the net. That's how you win a playoff series

No, it was insane. It was incredible Crival stick work max That's playoff hockey. All right. Let's get to uh uh to the sabers for overcoming Ryan Whitney Yeah, like sabers one Whitney two Whitney zero because after that game, they won they won everything, right? Yeah. Yeah, so maybe it's a reverse jinx

Yeah, good point and the oil is lost True. Yeah, oil is out. I don't know. All right. Let's do who's back the week. That was true. Yeah The oil is lost. Yeah. We'll do who's back the week and we'll get to Jerry O'Connell and Dante We'll we'll we'll promise this on Wednesday show so We have our live show Tuesday night so we're gonna have to do some choose your own adventure

But we will be a little bit more Locked in on maybe some details that we've missed when we're it's been a long weekend. It's been a fun weekend I'm wild. Yeah, we had a lot of twist to T shout of twist to T twist to T twist. You're not dialed As we were refreshing a hard iced tea. Made with real brood ice tea and five percent alcohol Twisted tea is the perfect drink to keep the good times going all day and all season long

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The fact that we're driving tell later tomorrow morning is is daunting But exciting and I'm excited for the live show It is daunting

I've always kind of wanted to make this drive though. Yeah, I have to through the desert

Maybe it's just I've I've seen and read fear and loading yeah, and it seems like I don't know

Maybe you should bring a lawyer with us. It's gonna be fine. We're gonna hallucinate some shit in the desert. Yeah

By the way, uh, bringing this Not to go back to the conversation we had with Hank about Jill and Brown adjacent Tatum Potentially not playing together anymore, but on twitch. This is a more recent quote Jill and Brown said it was my favorite year of my basketball career

Yeah, the one he didn't play with Jason Tatum They put together right put the majority I got to get my twitch. Yeah, you got to get him off twitch. What an NBA final What a championship. He should not have gone on twitch the day after the game. It does seem I don't know he's he's a very outspoken individual and I I

respect his opinions. I kind of see where he's coming from. Yeah, it's no He won't say the native spinners and you guys that it is kind of I just Swords. You know this is what you guys machine It's not great. It's not great optics, but I I could see it's great year

Favorite year seems like some pretty pointed length he lost in the first row. Yeah

He grew

That's the thing is like he he actually the Celtics were better this year. You got to watch I when we get biz yans or wit on again, please Zach remind me. Maybe you can ask him Awesome what what you do if you lost a game seven and your teammate went on. That's a really good hockey NBA debate. You got this. I could do that. Okay. All right great great. All right, so your who's back is just that we have to drive tomorrow I like

This people We're going to be inside of you. We're going to be buying tuxes or going to be doing live shows We're going to be doing live shows. We're going to be by

I will not be wearing a touch. No, what? You don't remember the story from Thursday

I need to touch your bachelor part. Hank lost his touch. I'm fucked up I hate lost his touch. It's the way we're going to tell a few stories from bachelor party with Jerry and Dante coming up And and the delente brothers, but we have some stories were knocking it's hell in the pod at the live show So please come to the pod over the live show. Yeah. Good job Hank. Thanks. All right. Pifty. I'll get to the the punchline of the Who's back, but I'm going to tell a story that will eventually get to my who's back in the week. So we're all the playing right over here

And you know Hank and I were you know chumming it up. All right, Hank was drinking the champagne I was caught. I also got some sympathy champagne. Yeah, yeah, for you. I didn't want to let you drink alone That'd be sad behavior some guys sneezed on max 75 times. Yeah, max again still run again nice out Still ripping. So we're hanging out on the plane. Hank and I are just you know chopping it up having a good time because Hank and I really good friends and We're you know, he's looking at my phone as I'm scrolling through some stuff and I was like, oh, this is interesting

Because we're waiting and I think we're on the tarmac for what like about an hour to take off

So there's a story saying that the war in Iran is over that we declared that the war in Iran was over on Friday

I was like, oh, that's good news and so I showed it to Hank and Hank's the first thing that he said was

Does that mean lives back I was wearing a live hat. So live. It's my move back in the week. I think live golf might be back because the wars of but I was pumped because like I don't like war But Hank was really excited because he's like I might get to watch Phil Mikkelson play golf for like 30 seconds on a Friday night at some point in the next couple months Pointed in my hand. I was like I didn't know why you were you kind of like showed it to me like oh look at the news

It's good news to share isn't it we're trying to spread a message on my go Must be you hate talking to the mic where I'm live. This is good. Mm-hmm. But yeah, so it's so let's go might be back. Yeah love it because And I do actually believe the theory that like they had to adjust all their funding because They were having to spend way more money that they had planned on to repair shit that was getting blown up Yeah, so it put Hank

Good luck. Yeah, it might be back. You might be back also who's back the week is pooped my pants because maybe I pooped my pants a little bit today Yeah, no pf2 is Droga no, I know confirmed I did my pants. It told me he's like I'm gonna shit my pants Yeah, and then bro, and then the halfway house

He was like I'm going to the house. Yeah, here's the here's what happens because

Yeah, my manager won't tell you here's what happened Max did you use the bathroom at the halfway house saying accusation Well, that seems like that also the way you just reacted. Yeah, you didn't say very guilty. Yeah, you didn't say I did who else said these pictures are laughable Pictures pictures. It's media commentators that are

Milining you right now Max you haven't said no I pissed okay, okay, I'm a pass. No, I pissed out of my my penis

Somebody clogged the bathroom at the halfway house. I'm getting drunk or has it shut?

You're not so perfect. Is like really? I get used one more by the way for the for the bar and So somebody it clogged the toilet at the halfway house and I needed to go really bad And it was the only stall that they had and I just couldn't go because it was like this It's just it's gonna overflow. It's gonna be bad news So I just let him know hey somebody clogged your toilet. I thought maybe it might have been Max

Yeah, I'd like you Max. It had the that shaming. No, I had to I didn't need that all this week. It's it's smoke like a delay What was that

So yeah, but the bottom line is I had to hold it in for a few holes and then as I was holding it in

So I like there was a little leak and then that's when I ended up losing my match against Hank was I look it back at my scorecard and that four-hole span. I think I went double triple triple double Yeah, and then I got to use a bathroom and then I went par bogey bogey bogey so Put your pants back. Yeah, okay my who's back the week is chicks Yeah, because golden tempo wins the Kentucky Derby incredible race and the first ever

Woman trainer to win the Kentucky Derby

Sherry Devote so congrats to her awesome race. I love that lost every single race all day Saturday Shutter guy Jack McCarthy scumbag. No, not only didn't win a single one, but he goes I got a guy let's all bet together because this will be fun and then he just disappeared and I bet all his his his picks and they all sucked Scumbag agreed. I did the same thing. Yeah. Yeah. It was awesome Kentucky. It was a great offense at one of fucking fans It was great. It looks skinny. Yeah. It does look good. It looks great. I and Dave so it's lovely gray

I know didn't win on the Oaks, but it was awesome. That was a credible like surreal. My treat goes like and here's lovely gray owned by Dave

Portner. I think that fans is hat was was was awesome. Yeah, yeah, he put that game was he put that

He put that shit on he had that shit. He put that shit on and then also maybe the most important story

coming out of the Derby was the commentary from Man named Charles Nikki smokes on Twitter Bro, if that horse can come back from dead last and win the Derby, I can put meat on anything Beautiful, it's a beautiful beautiful beautiful stay beautiful Nike smokes. I did does he want Is it what fuck the horse? He why I think he wants to fuck you. Do you watch a horse? No, he wanted he wants to put meat on anything though

Really anything would be anything you could say that a jockey their job is putting meat on a horse Yeah, that's true meat. He don't meet on a horse. He wants to go meet on me. No, that's niggas Things as meat on me. Yeah, yeah, so watching that horse. He was just like fuck that makes me so horned up Also shout out we have picked the five AWS who submitted their chapters There will be in the book pre-order now Amazon bars and brands of noble

Shout out Randy Should I say their full names? Yeah, so because they're gonna be publish authors Randy short Charlie barchett Zane Chapman Marina dog it brek good rich shout out people congrats guys. I think Brett might be the one who I believe

I think we I think I found the first the literally first ever AWS. That was pretty cool it might not be Brett

But we we found that person Zach your who's back finishes off before we get to Jarian Dante the Don Maya who's back this week is gonna meet people who wrote trip because it's Insane the bad week for people who fly By see we got major airlines just shutting down hundreds of thousands of people just stuck. Yeah, I got my last spirit flight Yes, then no, I think absolutely they just they just pulled the plug and left everybody hanging. Yeah. Jarian flight spirit

He did tell us story about one time he he Surprised Rebecca remain stay most with a Plain ticket. Oh, sorry. I had Rebecca a Romano condol with a plane ticket and it was Fuck the 50 male life show. Yeah, well the ticket the ticket was on spirit airlines. It was like cherry I'm a supermodel. I did say yeah, I should have said that I should have said that I should have said that. I'm sorry

I'm sorry. You're not going to listen Listen, can you please get the show? Can you bleep out the word stay most can we do that You stay most like a fucking ass But that's my fight you. Yeah, so I regret saying it. I should have said it. I'm ready for the delay days brothers do owe to come Finish off your who's back so we can get to it with a we had roughly about 70,000 people woke up

Got it out got a vacation and then they just never got to bail out bailouts could be dead

Okay, we got we got to find out the ways of travel. Maybe road trips

It was always road trips. Yeah, we're road trip in a mall. Yeah, can't wait to drive. That's what drives me so sick. This is so sick

My car's gonna listen to Queens and Stone Age I don't want to drive with me. Oh, yeah, I'm just gonna be doing that Need a sound of that is need a suck. You're gonna be sleeping the entire drive. You're gonna be Yeah, security Mike is gonna be transporting a dead body with you in the car. You're gonna literally lay down and then you're gonna be like, oh We're in LA

That's a party. Yeah, I don't want to he might maybe we should roll you up in a rug before we get you in the car That's a part All right good job Zach uh, let's get to Jerry O'Connell and Dante the Don and then we'll finish up the show with To the Lentay brothers wild show before we get to Jerry O'Connell and Dante the Don They're brought to you by our great friends over at Neutrophil. You know how in sports everyone's got a can't miss training hack

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And now here's Jerry and Dante Okay, we now welcome on two very very very very very very special guests one recurring guests are best friend Jerry O'Connell and one first timer Dante the Don yeah, let's see cap We call this this segment hammered on

We have both of them because They're best friends now, man. I don't know. I actually expected this to happen But it's beautiful. Yeah, both are just two eccentric souls That would find each other and I'm gonna say to Dante being on this trip

I've never been around someone who just every experience he has is the most unreal experience in his life

And it's so like it infects just like the sphere on Friday night. He's like this is unreal

Dinner on Saturday like the little piece of like canolee caviar canolees like this is the best thing I've ever had

It's just it's awesome. It's awesome. It's awesome being around you. Dante Dante, I want to say a couple things about you because I'm you know I'm an actor. I've been around I've been around some real famous people. I mean like as famous as it gets Just a crew yeah Tom Cruise. I've been around the most famous Like name it I've been around them. Sharon. I met Sharon Stone. I've met famous people John Stamos

John Stamos. I've been around Real magnetic Magnetic people Harvey one steam You know, I've met him and he has a presence Positive presence he did he but it's a presence. He was I any part. He did he did it. Yeah. I have met

He did he and yeah, there was something about him. I mean bad things it turns out. Oh no, but things yeah

Dante I have never been around someone as

Magnetic as you. I want to tell you last night Dante We went to tell me if I can't say these things. No, you can we went to an exotic dense dense or established a cabaret of sorts. Yes, and not just you and me. Well, no, but Dante I did sit next to you because I wanted to feed off the light that you True and true

First of all, Dante and it doesn't matter. I yeah, I've been in like exotic dancer places. I've been in strip clubs. I'm cool But I never really know how to act like you never really know what to do. I'm sorry I know you guys are cool and like you can walk. No, I agree with you. Yeah, but it's always like oh man I see movies they're naked and they're coming up and talking to me and coming to talk to me and I got to say Dante You know how to act in these establishments and you sat down and you got a lot of bills

I went to the cage and I got the water bills, but Dante told me if I shouldn't say this But immediately two employees of the exotic dense or established been came to you. They just saw you Boom one sat on this leg the other sat on this leg of you okay and one of the young ladies said to you If I do an accent is that it is that no, go for it. It's ask we have a we have a what time of accent We have a PR person from with you could do an accent

You well you won't know what actually one of the young young exotic dancers came up and went To Dante went hello No, how are you? That's a good non-discreet and we like we don't know where that's from Are you doing and then the other young lady and I was watching Cuz I want to work from you. Don't it? I was watching

The other the young lady goes um

I like and I think she said I like your hair or something and she touched your hair and you went hey

I'm not talking to you And she went I'm sorry and then you turned to the young lady that first you started talking to you

You went hey and she went hello

What is your name and the other young lady said yes? What's your name and you went hey? I'm talking to you I'm talking to this young lady And Don't take immediately everyone respected you in that place immediately. I even respected you

I think I was asked you choice like can I get you something to drink? Oh, no

You're just not not only that we went to a nightclub afterwards you guys went to Tiesto Yes, yes, thank God. You're switching gears

I got a shout-out amazing nightclub here in the wind as well excess spelled the letter x and then the letter s

X s I think that's a million We walk past it my when oh look there's access and don't take it's like it's a play-on-wards success Excess things are excess. Are you are you these things in excess are you slipping into big dawn But um But we went to a nightclub and

Don't take you immediately got us and by the way I'm famous man. I was in the secret dare to drink like I'm hidden things You got us basically in Tiestos which by the way. I'm sorry mr. Tiesto. They just hit play. They make believe they're Yes, oh is not actually playing

He's out there with a saxophone dude like He's just hitting a button and then going like this and then someone else is hitting the smoke Like

Everyone's like it's incredible look at him go. I thought they did say you did lead over to me and like got Dante so cool first of all

Only more suits wherever I go because you weren't you dress and suits everywhere you stole the absolute show Everywhere we went. How does shiny suit if you could see it if we follow us on socials But like our shy is not really cutting it. It was a suit from the international mail It was a um it was a mesh blue top right and then like sequined coat and matching slacks Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're also like marked after after we watched game 7 he was like I got to go change

I look ridiculous. I think he was just fishing for compliments because we all were like no you're fine

And then he stayed in it the whole night dude. I thought you were just like peacocking, but Maybe you were but the surplub every girl was commenting on it feeling your It's also they're looking to yes I know but then we went I could have been wearing a wall washer and I would have been like

No, yes No, but then we went around here and like Trevor the GM shot nice sky ever to walk in he Some star struck when he saw you and he was like dude. That's amazing suit and then the girls in this action Everybody was telling that thing. So I want to say something we go to this section Tiesto's going like this He's playing on an iPad

There's like puts a straw in his mouth and a standing there and I'm in the section again. I'm famous I'm sitting extremely Immediately don't take you can back me up on this two and I'm married. I'm in a relationship Everybody knows that about me supermodel look it up Two young women come up to us and I'm about to be like hey, listen

I'm just I know I'm in a shiny suit But my store's closed I walked right up to Dante and I was like oh Dante must know these ladies from spring break from barstool spring break

They walk right up to him and they I just see them go like hey, how are you? Who are you and Dante has like a straw on his mouth?

And he goes I'm watching. Yes, I'm watching Tiesto It's just aren't they how What's the secret? How do you do it man? That's a good question good question I'm good question good question. I don't think I'm really there all hundred percent I think it's just like

Detaches yeah It's a little bit confused. Yeah, there was a moment yesterday when we were watching game seven and Max is like I got to be honest. I'm fucking hammered right now and Dante just goes really Yes You seem to completely normal

And you're like how many beers did you say I count it by the way Max you have the most incredible Stamina you had about 20 twisted tears during that you sweet up you were fine Honestly, I would have and this is illegal and I realized we have wind PR here loved them in that excess club It's the whole place is great, but I Would have let you drive me in a car

I've been like you tried you see your ability

Handle alcohol is like nothing I've never seen

Yeah, I was in the throws of it. Yes, I'm the throws of it right now

We're still battle

We're in the three or three

We're not we're continuing to battle right now. We also had a dinner on Saturday night shout out the wind for that and Dante The line of the dinner was was that gave a speech and it was a good speech Dante was like that was the greatest speech I've ever heard and that was like another one of those Dante's Right, I just hit me around this. Okay, he got up there and just right off the top of his head It was like you per rehearsed it

Then Dante did a speech where they didn't mention Max until PFT was like, hey, dude. We're here for Max Yeah, I'm trying to put the guardrails up like I let him he had to get his personal vendetta's out of the way He was like as any good speech goes. He was mad at Nikki smokes. Yeah, attacking people and then

Oh, it's just gently like hey Dante remember it's Max is best apart. Do you have anything anything nice to say about Max?

And then he delivered on it and it's great you wrapped you landed the plane well Dante. Thank you

Thank you, but be fair. My brother also did a speech and only talked about the six Yeah Dante's the my favorite moment was when Dante just matter of factly said listen I know Scientology they're kind of crazy, but they're also kind of right these days What oh, I do want to apologize to you Dante

Like we were becoming friends we were really bonding I also really bonded with Chef Donnie this great guy But Dante when we started getting closer and closer. I did say to you at some point I was like I can't do it like I'm sorry, but I kind of think Epstein killed himself like yeah I thought it was bad

Like I think you said you you thought I wasn't intelligent. No, I said your way too smart to believe something that

This is what you got to be sure about a troll like this is where maybe the like did he eluminati stuff Yeah, yeah somebody yeah, he's an industry plant. Yeah. That was my favorite Like joke of the night was when you were talking about Being younger and coming up in Hollywood and I genuinely asked I said you were talking about

Messed up child stars and I was like how did you avoid all That shit in the predators and all that and you were explaining and then tan chimed in and goes well you're fat too Wasn't that I didn't think it was that yeah, I mean it was interesting to you

This week I was just so maybe it was good You were fat though

Also at T. S. Do it like 3 a.m. I was like hey Dante. I got to go that's it and like I was

He was alone at this point and usually a friend would go don't fucking leave me man Come on just hang out. I was like oh god I'll get a red bull but Dante took a straw at one. Yeah, it's cool, man. I'm good. Go Dear you're the influencer coming in donnie and Security Mike showed up

The girls we met the night before came out. We had a great time Dante do you want to you want to you want to speak on the how the trip started off because you you basically Shit on all of us after Friday night we went sphere John Summit you were mad that we left I told you I was going to John Summit for 15 minutes

I know you did and I went for 15 minutes and then I was like I've never felt more out of place

I looked at PFT. I was like you want to get out of here. He's like yes. So and John Summit's incredible like He's an unbelievable we've had him on the show's great dude Unbelievable music just not you know you gotta know when you're 41 years old You're okay. I shouldn't be here but you you then shit on It's sneaky swos you shit on us in on Twitter and then it comes out that you

Basically spilled like an entire ocean of cocktails on John Summit and all the girls behind them It was too shy Yes, I regret Terribly It's not that big of a thing Mickey and

tweeting those things out. I was on another planet What were you mad about? I wasn't really that mad. I mean, I was kind of mad that He wanted us to go down to Did he did he did he? I looked at one of your text messages when you pull up your phone and it you were like I'm texting with his manager And the in the text was just hey yeah, we have a of table for you just come to the front of the

of the club so you saw where you saw where she walked me She he was gonna like give you a shot out and shadow maxes batch party But he didn't want to do no. He didn't want us up there. He did not do he doesn't want fat. Oh, do correct up in it

Nice

We're talking about ourselves, but even want us we're we're we're like absolute

We've get up there and he loses all his coolness factor. Oh, oh, immediately with us there. No. It was 30 girls and

You

We have a video where it's like a sea of girls and then you just like always a hearty dancing right behind you

We're gonna stay up there and stand up there. He was like gonna like Stay up there. No, he didn't. He wanted that. I came down in jett his manager. It was like where is everybody it's like They want to stay up there and she was like this is a first But overall Dante. We're so happy you came Such a very weekend. I just want to say also I've been a part of a lot of batch from parties

Typically everybody chips in there's a kitty somebody is is managing all the money Big cat and PFT in Hank and Hank you guys are so generous. I've never witnessed generosity like the three of you In my male adult life at bachelor parties. Amen. It's crazy all cover charges green seas

It's it's it's it's wild. You guys are really really generous. I've never I've never seen anything like it

For a moment max. Yes, he's got a love we wanted to have a good time and not have anyone think about because it is

When you come to Vegas if you have to think about like oh, man, that's expensive. That's expensive. It dampers the mood

Netflix theater may 5th There are YouTube theater may 5th Good nice for nothing. Okay good job. That was a week job everyone. Everyone by taking you know You know it's was great about this weekend. I made two new friends when I go to Philly now I can hang out with Max Brothers. Yeah, yeah

That was another one. Yeah Dante met Max's brothers for about 20 seconds and then came up to me He's like those guys are the coolest guys ever Great Italian really all that it's a lot of Italian energy in this restaurant party this weekend It was funny typically Mr. Bingbong has to like come out when will the next one playing but when the Celtics are playing Mr. Bingbong has to come out But the delentase had it all covered. Yeah. Yeah, just sort of had to you know when you're doing improv

You let somebody go crazy if they're and the delentase took

Center stage or is Mr. Bingbong going to come out for Max. You know what's funny about the six years winning? I was thinking about it and congratulations The brothers delente But I'm gonna tell Hank I woke up this morning and I'm a little I'm sort of like coach coach Mizzula. I don't know if you saw we went out to that exotic dancer club right afterwards But coach Mizzula and his press conference said something about feeling empty

When he won and feeling empty when he lost and he just this the world is filled with emptiness One insane like that He said that he said like after they won the championship He had the same empty feeling that he has right now Right

That's weird. Yeah. I'm not a psychiatrist, but winning feels better It's just my take I mean I have that take um, but um, I was kind of depressed that the Celtics like I don't know what to do with my life now

Like yeah, you the Hank versus Jerry rivalry. Yeah, the dog that chased a car and you finally caught it

And now you play in the place of to win the championship or to beat the Celtics like what I was talking about I will say this and I don't mean this is a slight to all the brothers delente that are here, but as a nix fan means you can help me out here I'm actually I'm actually thinking O.K.C. or San Antonio now. I'm not even thinking about the sixers Very confident. I'm not thinking about the sixers. I'm thinking about the raptors whoever is one the game is going on currently as we as we take this

But I'm I'm sorry to let you brothers. I'm thinking about okay. See at this point. That's right. That has Oh, I said okay see a don't did you have any comment about the Celtics we we did you were here We were providing backup for Hank you guys were just you know brothers and arms Minalot to you

Disappointing game seven what's your comment on on the state of the Celtics two things one it was It was awesome thinking back on how that game went yesterday Just such a rollercoaster, but like being able to be a part of like the stream looking in it was one of the funniest fucking things ever Every time your brother Nick would get excited and say something and match which is lose My brothers they they're accelerating too soon

They have been part of like the streaming game and like the content game so they started to say shit

That would come back to bite us in the ass if I were to say those things

So there's a lot of times that

Matcha talk too. Yes, it's a good player. Every time it's a good player

Every time we scored the one day brothers, we're like listen we know he's a good player like he's gone a score That was the very gracious during the game, too because he would repeatedly just every commercial break Stand up and just remind everybody that this has been a really good game In the room for the game. Yeah, so I mean it was like a perfect game seven It was they lived up to the hype. It was great when it got down when the Celtics cut it to one

You guys were very nervous when they call it perfect I mean they lost, but yeah, besides that it was just a great game besides that how was it? We sure we were worried that that wasn't gonna happen

Yeah, I took it now. I mean I thought there was never a doubt. I was missing that game. I took you know

Made a late night took a little nap for the game never done recharge ready to go But there's no way in the world the Celtics deserve to win that game the way they played They had open looks like they easily could have won that game. They they they could have won that game Like they they the sixers preacher missing that open this. Yeah, they corner yeah There was like they they thought they had it closed in the fourth quarter. Yeah

Max they just completely over. Yeah, but like it's not like the Celtics lost that game as you guys I don't know that they won as it crossed anybody else's mind that maybe Maybe max is the new Hank Well, maybe they just lose every maybe they just look yeah

I'm sure you've already talked about it to start this show, but we and we don't need to talk about it now

But we haven't talked about it yet. No, but we're gonna even we did talk about it We already talked relatively yeah talking about Retractively talking. We're doing the show out of order because Jerry's got a flight and Jerry Thank you very much for one attending To you you you push back your flights. Yeah, it's awesome that you're here

Do you have a legit great time? Do you have not just saying that because you're here? Do you have any thoughts about any teams post draft Any teams post drafts Yeah, what do you get into that? Put your flight back. Let's start with the judge actually have a list here No, I'm sorry. I don't have a poem or anything that's like a rollback poem

No, the prom will be in the live show by tickets. I have a youtube theater. I have a poem for the live show in at the youtube theater in in the wood California that some Pretty much the wrongiest nastiest poem ever. Whoa It's about as bad as it gets It's about as nasty as again

I want to warn when publicity team that's here You may not want to witness this youtube theater a part of my take thing because it's there's going to be a poem that's nasty

What's the good one? What's the future for Jerry and Dante? Do you have you guys exchange numbers?

Yeah, okay numbers How annoying is it that he's still exchange for all the time yeah, he he preface giving me his number with Sorry, I'm an android guy if that offense you you don't have to take my number

All right, I don't want to offend Dante. All right, yeah, I don't know. I think the first of all I'm not kidding

I almost feel like Steve Correll and now what was that movie crazy stupid love? Definitely changing my wardrobe after hanging out with you Dante. I'm buying suits And I'm chewing plastic straws and every establishment. I love that just stay that was you you also stare at something in the distance like something Exactly, you like lower your head I mean

You're just Dante Very observant. I didn't realize I thought we're just having fun hanging out. You're like studying me He's weird. That's what he does. Yeah, Dante. What did you think about fish at the sphere? It's pretty awesome unreal Best show. I've that's a fort show. I've seen there. That's the best one. It was a lot of fun It was so fun and sitting next to Ricello was great. Yeah, I had no clue

What an expert. He was mm-hmm on them. Yeah, he was like explaining to me the what was the book Happiness yeah, yeah, he was explain that old game-hanged yet the whole story. I was like

Mind blown in there a great band honestly music was great. Do they play instruments or do they just push a button and go?

So John Fishwind the the the drummer who's very very talented. They're all extremely talented But he like back in the 90s. He used to play the vacuum Fairly off and now he doesn't like once a year the he brought out the vacuum that blue Dante's mind was free It was like what the hell is going on? Well

That was a flow coder at first and then I was like that's the weirdest thing ...

It was nuts that was crazy the guitarist and sazy. It was unbelievable. Yeah, obviously. I was so impressed with the pianist. He was Dude, yeah, they're all incredible. He was so good. Yeah. Yeah, I was I loved it I was happy you guys had a good time because I think for most of the people in the street It was first fish show. Yeah, so it feels like everyone had a great time. Dante as a as a

Vegas veteran. I think we can call you that now, right?

When you're a see you're on the right now. You're a Mr. Vegas. Yeah, I know I need to get out of here Give me give me like a if anybody out there is like a new visitor to Vegas

They've never been there Vegas version and they want your tips like

Where are the four big tips that you would have anybody to have a great time in Las Vegas? It's a very very good question. Very very very good question. Thank you You got to book some really good dinners ahead of time because this is such a great cuisine City

You can get your canoes. Yeah, you can get real real best of anything here, but you got to make sure you don't just show up and try to walk in so book good reservations See if show like we saw absent last week with the spring gray crew and They had no idea like Nicky smoke saw we were bringing him to a drag show and They what they left and they were like that was the best

Thing like Kelly to be fair. I feel like women are wearing clothes Yes, what is a fucking drag show With tits well like Kelly kegs is if she sees Broadway shows once a week and she was like that's like one of the best theater shows

I've ever seen so and that's like dime a dozen. They have a million different shows here. So the entertainment is amazing

If you can go to the sphere, I would say yep do whatever takes They're even if you aren't a fan of the music or the band or I saw Wizard of Oz there and it was One of the coolest experiences

It's just nothing else like nothing in the world. I think it's one of the coolest things you can do

Being alive in 2020 six is experience. Wow. I forgot to very funny Dante was on one on Friday night And the the best part of us staying at the wind is you can just walk you don't believe the wind basically to get to the sphere You just walked on this long hallway a little foot bridge that they opened you're right in the sphere walking out of the sphere We were we were walking down the hallway there was it maybe seven year old with a seahawks hat on And Dante walked up into his face and he just goes

Boo The boo 12th man boo and then we're like Dante. What the fuck dude? He's like should be out this late shouldn't be out That's I was on what I'm sorry boo in the seven year old I know where his mom was just like what is going on right now He kind of smiled though. He kind of

He got trashed He was a football guy. He was a football guy. Yeah, he was exactly PFT and I gamble together at a black truck cable We did really well. Yeah, I pulled out but you didn't know this but it tables you can pull out the cheat card

That says where you should hit and split. Yeah, let's stop Jerry's got the but Jerry is the book

He's got he's got the card in front of it at our time You're allowed to put it next to use oh, you do. Yeah, I didn't know that he's got the card right there Well, also any points at it every time

He's like okay six first four. I'm going to state we're all saying well

I also put it out there so that people at the table understand we're gonna I'm playing pure blackjack like you know Yeah, you're pure. Yeah, if you have a if you have a 16 and dealers showing a seven You're you're you're gotta go. Yeah You've got a lot of people go. Oh, I'm not sure. Yeah, oh well the card says 17 the card right here says you're supposed to hit yeah Like that I do too. That's a smart move. So while that's that's really why I do it. That's good tip good

Vegas tip but we did well we did really we can see no here at the wind really really. What's the club called? The club X. Yes. Oh, I play is Awakening Awakening Awakening. Yeah, we didn't go see that show But we should book shows in advance, but if we were going to see a show they looked happy coming out of that the other they were like what a show Well one other cool guy move the Dante does at the exotic dancer store that we went to last time at the caparet the gentleman's lounge Jerry and I were sitting next to Dante. It's wait 50. I got to just say memes was he saw that it was a cabaret and he was pissed

He was like what the fuck is that mean? Yeah, it's like I think we're gonna be okay with his French He's like he's like they don't they're not gonna have their tits out. Yeah, it's cabaret So all right dude so Jerry and I was sitting next to Dante and the cool guy move that Dante does at when he's

Stageside as he takes his ones out and he makes like Lincoln log or a gummy o...

Into a structure in front of him on the table. It looks like a jenga. Yeah, he makes ginger

Yeah, he has Legos of one dollar bills. I one point you had like 14 of them that were stacked on top of each other

And then it was like a lot to a flame. Did you see Dante? Oh, that's interesting. Yeah. Well now he's an interesting It's like a structure that like draws the exotic dancers Attention I have my stack and I'm like Two three four but don't take you're like doing like or gone down like making something and like their eyes just like boom come to it and then they're there Doing like

That's the most amazing thing to take those heels like right when you're not like sometimes I was like staring at Dante

And then like one of them will just be like Sorry, sorry, please look at me It's our money's a that's a promo. Yes. What did you start doing that I don't know I don't think so Dante's tower of money. We should we should probably get a license on that That's funny no one taught me how to properly Dante. You actually taught me how to properly go into an exotic dancer

Establishment cabaret. I'll be check by the way next bachelor party. I go to there'll be some people there

We go to an exotic dancer establishment. I'm I'm gonna be like hey everybody Come follow me boom Making a jenga thing everyone's gonna be like who is this Jerry guy is this guy Just chewing a straw staring at the desert series and I'm not talking he I'm talking to her I'm not talking to you

I'm not talking to you I'm talking to her I mean, he definitely got everybody like the girls wind Dante was like I'm not talking to you They want to talk to him even more. Oh, yeah, there was a turf war last night too. Oh, yeah

There was a turf war around PFT. They've never seen yeah, so funny. We've seen television shows and movies where

Exotic dancers argue with each other and sometimes their action scenes, you know You know we we want to empower everyone here, but we we've we've seen those scenes But we can't hey we actually almost witnessed an altercation Exotic dancers. Do you want to sing what happened? Well, I was I was sitting next to Dante and and obviously You know he's drawing a lot of attention with the the lock cabin of dollar bills

And there's there's a girl that's near us on stage this lady was dancing performing some nice moves And this other lady walks by to my side she comes sits down on the armrest of the chair Put her arm on me and start stalking me the dancer that was on stage looks at her and she goes

Hey, I'm dancing here and the lady that was next to me was like what are you talking about?

And the dance was I'm dancing. I'm dancing in front of these guys right now. They've got their money get the fuck away

And and the lady was like, I don't know what you're talking about. I'm gonna have to sit up with this with this man He's got the money. You've got money everyone has money and the dance was like get the fuck off get go the fuck away And like they're going back to start throwing punches. I was like ladies just enough me to go around What are you okay? But the the dance round stage stood her ground

She was like you get the fuck off this corner. That's I think now power of the origami tower. Yeah, like you know Eventually the European lady that was that was next to me. She she's turned Eastern European. She moved moved along and then she just was Completely afraid of going anywhere near that other dancer if you did say right afterwards to This young exotic dancer Wait a stand your crown. Wait a stand your crown

I was like I was really inspiring Oh, okay, you could very easily fold it there. Oh, she like like Dante's money. Oh, all right Jerry I got one last question. Do you have a question? I just need to This somehow became Story of me a strip club

I at least came home at a reasonable hour unlike some people are in the strip who just Return That's all I'm going to say yeah, that's true Not me No, we let's do the like I was in the cap. We would do it. Yes

That's on this broadcast. Yeah Yeah, no one on this broadcast. Yeah, yeah, not not max either no one on P.M. T Why did you get up and just leave? Why did you leave did you guys already talk to us that about? Yeah, we're going to talk about Yeah, we're talking about that. I don't want last question for you. Sure. Oh, we're back question. Yeah

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Rob back dot com pro McCot take we golf today. I was wearing the shorts and the polo. Yeah, incredible ball stuff. Thank you

Well, you know what we should actually I got my a car putty was Hank Um, I really enjoyed golfing with you today. Yeah, we're gonna do the whole by hole break down Eggs are great golfer. It's it's really fun to watch them I mean it was really funny when they came to all of us and they said is anyone left hand didn't Hank went I am and I started laughing up up that was funny. I'm we'll do an identity crush. That was we yeah

We had a blast today though. We had a great for some great cars. Yeah, it was fun. Oh, yeah We we weren't cart mates, but It was fun chip Donnie's good golfer. It was really good. We really we really had a good time. I'm sorry There's nothing more Exciting to talk about there. We'd a catty. We can't all be hauntay

We'd judge not around Dante. He's just thinking about Dante We all tipped our catty. We did say that right before we left But before we were sitting there waiting to go off on the first tee and Jerry turns me he's like oh shit Dante's text me. He's gonna be so pissed that I'm not He's like oh no. He doesn't know that I'm golfing. He's gonna be so mad. Actually

I was bummed that I wasn't like there were times when I was sitting there and like I don't know they were on their seventh transfusion and I was like I should be with Dante right now Dude, these fili guys have an extra year. They haven't stopped drinking since they got here It's awesome. It's on a steam right now. I'm so gross. I

That's why I left I wanted to go try and make coffee couldn't figure out the coffee

So impressed it was so funny hanging with really people though after a victory too because you really get a sense of like Philly fandom and max sort of touching it when he said his brother was just talking about the fili win That's all was but it's just so funny you just like go to a he'd like you be at a urinal with them Like we're talking Five six hours after the game. Yep, and one of your brothers just trying to go

What a game

Those games. We never win those games

So we got it this time just what a game you were a part of history. This is a Well break game for Joe. Wow. This is it. It was a real making game. I got the real bad question Oh, yeah, all right. So YouTube theater may 5th. Yeah Everyone please buy tickets or still have some tickets available. It's gonna be a great show celebrating 10 years apart in my take We have Gerry O'Connor. We have Blake Griffin. We have Ryan Racillo. It's gonna be great a couple hours spending it with the AWLs

We also have your wife What should we expect? Does she like us?

Because I don't think you told her anything. I think she's gonna show us confirmed. Yeah, I'm just gonna show up and be like what the fuck am I doing

My wife has no idea Any of it. This is all my wife knows. Okay. My wife will be at I was I mean, I could say trader Joe's right like you know how many like supermarket sponsors my wife will be a trader Joe's and My my like a gentleman will come up to her and whisper

I can fix your driveway And it's They make it like sexual it's really a lovely Wls. It is fun coming with a like walking with you guys in a group It's so funny all the AWls and you're so nice and you wave except for that one guy yesterday Who was like what you guys go in and everyone was like a dotty was like go, go, go, go, move

Want them just go, go, go, trust me up into this spring break Just go, go, go, go try and follow us, but Yeah, guys come up to her and whisper like I'll fix your driveway You know a lot of Bingbongs So what like so what does she say what she's got the idea? She has no idea what is happening. She'll be mad at us

I think she's good. I think my wife is going to have no idea who any of you are But we appreciate her come she knows exactly because I did throw it her, you know Because my wife is a former

No always a supermodel once a supermodel. Yes, I'll cover her sports illustrated

But my wife's an actress and playing The Blue Lady and the Avengers movies. What's her name's X-Men mystique and X-Men?

Yeah, you should know that. No, I know, but I'm just saying for people who maybe don't know about the X-Men

She's the blue one Listen, we were at dinner last night, and you said you're the fat one She's a blue one. I mean, yeah, I Asked her if she would like wear like a bikini or something just for the guys or something No, some for the fellas

That's the record that we didn't ask for now.

Talking to her representation saying I think I want to cancel this And then I said that was just my idea because they just like know you for that I was like, maybe just a top or something Got that was a fun to bring Dante out and you build like a tower. I'm like money in front That joke was funny or my head just cut that part out. You haven't answered anything yet

She has no idea who any of you are I don't think it's gonna go over very well

My wife will probably never talk to me again, but

We should tell you do we should play the the newlywed game of you too Yeah, we can write some questions. Yeah, we'll write more questions, and we'll see. Yes

We'll see. Yeah, that's good idea. We are it. So bi tickets newlywed game. Where did you tell her you were coming this weekend?

My wife was aware that I was coming to a bachelor party this weekend although my wife did say as I was mentioning because I came a day later I was like hey, I'm going in my wife was like, where are you going? And I was like the bachelor party. I've been talking to you about for Oh, you know it was a month and I like my wife at the make my wife made believe that

My wife didn't know what I was talking about. You know it didn't go over well

I was a little embarrassed for the max bathing suit things at them. Yeah

I think I ordered women. I think they were women's bottoms. Yeah, because it was I don't know slightly obscene. Yeah, I do want to see my p-in section of the pool I realized when PRs here and I apologize to Sarah, but There are some dude my like don't apologize There's some of my stuff. I don't have a large penis and like it was some of it was even leaking out

Yeah, I think I was like I did see I didn't I actually meant to mention like this is a woman's bottom

I thought it was pretty good, but I did I wanted to say that I should have done it privately I did see a testicle I don't want you bent over and I saw just I felt I was

So Jerry brought some of they were their medium. So I was like I'll I'll give it a shot. I'll put it on

So I went into the other cabana put it on and I looked down and I I don't have a pouch But I had a pouch. Yeah, I had an only pay gave it gave me a pouch. Yeah, and I was like I got a I know and can't ever see this. I can't put this out there. Well, I had to tell you also I wore it under my suit last night in case there was like He stuff and like I don't know what I was gonna do. I like to be open to the universe. Yeah, yeah, we were like we weren't streaming Can't believe you guys didn't stream less night. That was real

I love that whenever Jerry comes on show he re-installed like the reddit Yeah, he's just like what's he just ready what do you want me to say right now, I'll repeat that I thought you guys coulda streamed. I'm just saying I was I was willing. I just want to say I was willing to stream But I came home after hanging out with Dante and on that stuff

It was really caught off my circulation in my Yeah, it was a very tight and left indentations and It was just very tight. So that didn't go over well. That was

That was in a stake. I think we were gonna try and get those on the bar stool store the the speedos

We met to see something but it didn't really work out. Yeah, all right Jerry you're the best Dante But by the way Dante, if you if you thought he was like the craziest guy ever because he went to spring break here for An entire week. He was here for like 10 days then came back the next weekend Dante is flying back to Chicago and you're competing in this competition, right? Yeah The the bar stool after dark everyone tune in take Lucas have it set up. There's I think 25 people in the bar stool office Chicago HQ

putting their hand on a car a golf cart golf cart and whoever keeps their hand on the golf cart longest gets 30,000 dollars That streams are gonna be going live at like 2 p.m. Central time today as you're listening this Dante is competing in that You're doing that But imagine if you just win it though

You might let me know you're going into that know because you're gonna get bored Bring some dollar bills start building the Lincoln log dude. So I was telling them earlier Everyone's asking Tate and Lucas what they can bring and of course they're saying no, they like you can bring dollar bills Make yourself a little Lincoln log For the AWLs have you thought about just like doing something either

Super revolting or something super annoying and just like driving people away like what if you just start farting? Well, bro. I thought about that and then I thought about the poor body. They're setting up like next thing like how fucking gross is that gonna be? Yeah, yeah pretty gnarly Are you guys the best though? Thank you so much for the way. I love check Donny too. You know, he and I both do jujitsu if you ever want to do us us versus coach Coach Mizzula

Yeah, yeah, he's got some time plenty of time on his hands.

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Grab a do tasting great since 48. Okay. Let's wrap up the show We got the delante brothers fresh off They're they're about to board red eye flights back to Philly What's up boys? How how was the weekend? I mean the weekend was an unbelievable I have to start off by saying thank you both

PFT big thank Hank Hank. I mean

Should have by the way too. Can I just say because what I should have done this earlier?

Dom my assistant. Yeah, yeah, he he he put everything together

We got Dom is awesome. I love Dom. Wait. What's wrong?

I'll make sure I'm sorry, sorry. I'll do I'll do the dump Shout out by the way. I should have done it earlier Dom who coordinated everything whole weekend It was not easy 15 dudes and a Vegas doing like seven different activities Thank you so much Dom also Max's brother thought when when I think Max

Sex and was like Dom will meet in the lobby. He thought it was gonna be big dog I don't want to say it was disappointed that it wasn't big Dom But I thought it was big Dom Because he was he was on the fringeless It was misleading when I said but when when you get to know Dom? I mean he's a he's a gem

Yeah, he's a big cat because I I didn't know too much like about what Dom What his job was before he started working here, but I was like was he does he have like a ton of experience like High-level executive assistant like Fortune 500 companies and he's like no, he doesn't I was like He's really fucking good. Yeah, and so Dom great job. You also the one of my favorite there's so many funny moments for but The Dillon days love Italians to a level that is

I love Italian You're brother's asked Dom his last name because Dom is very Italian Dom said his last name and both them are like oh, that's nice

Was I believe my quote was so your grandparents were off the boat. Yeah. Yeah, you're like that's a great quality of the name

I'd be lying if I didn't say I I leaned into it a little bit this weekend No, Nick but wait you only have Italian friends Shall I fill shadow Joey? Friends names are agility angel. Oh

His only friends are a town. So he's against the yeah, it's everyone who is in a town It's like a flat and a lot of the shadow on the cell We had it we had like a 75 year old dude just rocking with us all day I don't know he's probably about 68 there was a boy. Yeah, I'm a little bit of a local saver Hank stepped over the line a little bit But I'm gonna play heck attack the whole angle. So I feel like that I don't know why you kept saying

Yeah, you don't stop like that. He also like runs every casino. He runs the city. Yeah, if you're looking at the delented brothers

You might be thinking like is this a elaborate memes prank where he just put ...

And no, that's where it's like they they all have that exact same look It's very they're nice guys, but I think the max face that we all know and love It's very friendly face so the second thing came in everybody was like oh, yeah We feel like we're best friends with these guys are yeah. It's like it's talking maxes. Oh, so yesterday was very fun game seven

That's why you're here right now. Mm-hmm

There was a moment with about six minutes left in the game where you guys were like this is for the process. This is for Sam Hanky It still was the first round guys We were getting heavy in the process Like it was the NBA time. Yeah, what does this mean for Sam Hanky's legacy? I I kind of blacked out a little bit because

This moment we've never experienced before as a six-year's fan. Oh, no, Hank

It really is right. I think and we've been we've we've been ratter died for Joel and beat our entire entire entire he was the guy. Yeah, yeah, and when you beat the Celtics

I don't care if it's the first round the second round. It doesn't never mind it's 900 feet. It does not matter

We took them down and game seven on their home court the way so that needs to be celebrated What I mean you realize there's only 15 this is the 15th time in NBA history That a team has been down three one and come back in one and the six are stating against the Celtics Like I've been a season taken up a bit of this guy He's kind of what up now. I've seen horrible playoff losses. I was at the game that Simon passed up the dunk and to see that went

and to see the way Joel played I mean, it's just It was an unbelievable no special game the great basketball game Jan and Ben is a good basketball eight these are good boys. Good boys. He's a boy. We were a PFC and I were doing that we just kept on repeating whatever I was there was a saying we said we kept on saying Jim brought good basketball player great basketball game and then one of you I can't remember who's Dan or Nick you like looked up and you're just like you guys troll them troll us. I was like me and PFT trolled the one thing no way

I've been washing all these games at my house and every time Jayla by the way. He the forearm shiver every single time But it's a good basketball point. You can't take that away from it's like he at the end of the day You beat a really good team led by a very very good basketball player. Yeah, he's a good player I give to him. You know, this is the one thing I'd say we do like I've been working as this shot for a really long time We do a lot of these dreams

Yesterday was a very special thing because it was you know still content But we did it with your family

Yeah, you watch sports. We fucking did it. That's why you watch sports is to like be with your family and like

Celebrate together and it was like a really really awesome moment for me Don't shake your net two of you were here and that like I'm still doing my job But the fact that I could have shared it with the two of you was all well, and that's and that's the thing about you're absolutely right Yeah, if you go back through our lives We've watched a ton of big games together and quite frankly. We watched a clash on that was the question

The father's day weekend, and I remember I had to go in and I worked all night long on the quai shot It was horrible, but like last night is one of those you look back and it kind of makes the quai shot Little less yeah Yeah, there was with there was one time in the game where I I saw a little bit guilty

I I being bogged hank in the third quarter. Yeah

In the moment, but now great guys, but but you big mong me, and I like was easier During a break and before the fourth quarter and and he's obviously not in the content game and it doesn't necessarily realize how's it goes And he was like Dude, I kind of like kind of feel bad for you I was like this is what I needed to hear like I could not wait the songs once or make it so feel bad. It's still feel bad

Obviously I didn't happen, but like that that didn't give me Yeah, I kind of feel bad for you right now They're multiple times that I had to like try and tell them about the content game of like do not give him any

Since halftime Nick when was the first game that he said its game over I feel like it's a 10 times

But I would stand on business. I would stand on business. Oh, I mean that it was

They weren't you were in a fucking to let their brothers

Tornado

Has a great guy he was and again, I want to echo Nicky statement. Thank you so much for this weekend and I'm looking at him

I'm like wow, we are really all over this guy. Oh, over him. Yeah, yeah, how about you guys?

I won brother. So will all right. Well, we might have to do this again Yeah, but it was great having you guys here is a lot of fun. We we played PFT and I and the lengthy brothers played We were for some today probably the worst round of golf fall. Oh, I apologize to our caddy I was like dude. I'm not joking. I think there was Six or seven holes were not one single one of our balls went in the fair

That if we were playing a scramble it still would have been garbage. It was ugly like we tried to switch to a scramble like what is even matter And we were hitting like we all would hit him in opposite directions, so then he'd have to run back and forth shout out Charles awesome

Cattie awesome dude. But yeah, thank you guys. We appreciate you being here. It was so much fun. Thank you guys

Honestly, I want to hear every cent class all the way Everyone here, Hank PFT Big cat. Thank you so much for everything. We had such a good time. I mean you got a message for memes and Zach for next round Oh And and shout out don't that just the man

Just go to the pie zone. Oh my god. I got a message for all the other Just like let me just She needs a prize on Yeah

My message for all next fans. I have no idea why you are so comfortable with the 6 so yeah, I have no idea

Well, we ain't selling any tickets It's not going to be Madison. It is going to be the ex-Fedity Center game three game four game six baby Let's go yeah, I gave Jerry my number. I said We're gonna be texting all the entire series missed a beam. Oh, you will text Jerry tax. We'll send you some Jerry has your number And you text you

You're gonna get some deep web shit. Yeah, you need some dark right fine turn to file very quickly. Yeah, yeah, very quickly All right boys, just one more thing with this will be huge for me. Jessica. Thank you so much for holding down the floor Shout out I already shout it. Yeah, you're all. Thank you so much We are also chatting. Thank you for everything. All right. Thank you boys Zach come back. We'll finish show with you real quick

All right, let's do it. All right. Thanks fellas. Hey guys. Okay. Let's finish the show Zach what we were doing question time. I had a question to pop in my head that I I wanted to save to the end Are you okay with me asking this question? I'm comfortable with it. Where are your glasses? Great question. Great question. My guys are currently not on body They are they got to be close to you graphically proximity in this city. They got to be close

Not currently in my possession though. Where are they currently on meat?

I don't know if anybody's wearing them. Okay, I'm not sure. You know what I mean? I don't have a air tag or anything on them. Last point for our last several I was been a little bit difficult. Would I lose something I like to go back and think where was the last place I saw? Yeah, so we did go We did go to like a Gentleman's gentleman's cabaret cabaret lounge. Yeah, cabaret lounge exotic gentleman's space You know there's a lot of fun boys are having a good time a couple drinks

Everybody's hanging out. I did have my glasses on when we entered that area. I did not have them on when we left Yeah, I think they may have been taken By one of the dancers. Okay, so one of the dancers has your glass. I guess a little bit like I guess this would be like Inside info for other guys who don't have 2020 if it's it respectfully if it's if it's tits and face you can't go glasses on Gotta go glasses off right which all guys who have stayed with his mother stand right. Yeah. Yeah, we're actually

Yeah, it's kind of like we're disability shaming right. Do you don't want to talk to glasses off of your face?

You talk about your sight. I took them off my I took them off set them aside to get your face. I just some tits Our friends at the gentleman's club they might have threw him on for a little bit. That was kind of fun And then I didn't leave with them. Do you you think maybe there's a future in wrecks specs for titty clubs? I thought they fall up. Yeah, probably good point. I have a question. Yeah big cat Yeah, you

Did you I figure out how I'm gonna ask this question Did you experience anything with Zach at the gentleman's club? I thought over I thought we're tongue glasses

Yeah, we're talking glasses.

All right, we'll address that live show never mind. Oh, I'll say is that I I Zach and I both got

Laptances at the same time and I just kept on checking you know, and I'm gonna just kept on saying having a great time You're good. He's like having a great time sir. He's out of his club So strip of the stripper Fifty feet from the Club cabaret was fun. Yeah, we had a good time. Zach. I heard that as you were leaving the establishment

You went up to the the front desk area and you asked if if they'd seen your glasses and the guy behind the counter was like

You have to stop asking us a few hundred glasses

How many times did you ask look I put a search party, you know? Yeah glass has got to come home

Yeah, they take those, but you you yeah, I think it's I think it might be the first ever guy who's gone up to

Ask if the a strip club cabaret has a loss and found multiple times Funny enough. There was a guy in front of me online at the loss and found What other guys you were back this morning? Well, I like I got a card last night me and the nice one She helped me look me double flashlights out with search and Yeah, I'm on and then

They're like hey, man, we don't have maybe call back in the morning. You know, we're real busy. Last stuff going on maybe they're here So I called them up and I

Describe my glasses hurt the woman on the other end of the phone. She's like well, yeah, we haven't right here

They just come get them and I was like oh, we're in we're back in 2020 get there other do some other guys glasses

Take it home. No, they're a way different. Oh, they're not in time on so you you were there was a moment last night in the strip club Where you guys both flashlights on phones on your hands and knees looking for your glasses You couldn't even see yeah, you couldn't see you know with a stripper. Yeah, it's got distracted respectfully. Yeah, tough Zack how bad is your eyes say without the classes not not the worst It's not enjoyable like going through daily tasks. Yeah, you know, hold up some printers

I got contact I'm contact stop right now. Oh, you've contacts. I do but I didn't label Left on a week is week one a contact so it's like it's 45 minutes put him in 45 to your mouth Like and I thought one fell out earlier, so I put a sec. I put one in my left eye

But I haven't been able to stop blinking. I think I might have double loaded the left, which is just can't be good

Somewhere I'm not genuinely worried. Oh You're the fucking best, but I think I'm going to get my glasses back. There's still a world boys. I believe yep. I believe as well I believe as well. Let's do numbers. Yeah, let's do numbers great show boys We'll have what are you showing me? Oh? You've the lottery ball. Yeah. All right. Go ahead. Okay. I will go

15 77 He's all over the world. Oh 76. Yeah. I also don't want to get this I was 64 16. All right, one off. Anyone want it anyone? All right. Great show. All right, great show. Thank great great great passionate party max

I'm going to go get more drunk. All right. Love you guys also happy birthday to Nathan Peterman Rory Meatball molly. It's a birthday happy birthday meatball molly also happy birthday to James Connor

I tailor and to Penga from say it by the bell. Okay. Nice Love you guys. Yeah, he said that Love you guys [Music] [Music]

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