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hang out with, I would, as a golf purist, Wednesday, people were very upset at the Masters. They're very upset at Kevin Hart, Jason Kelsey. They were upset at the hats, which we talked about on Monday. Yeah, we addressed the hat. The Masters has, has it lost its luster because they've, they've
“opened it to too many things and made it to to charge key, I would say. I don't think so. I think”
the, the Wednesday part three contest, it's, it's, it's fun. Yeah. It's for the fans, Jason Kelsey is for the fans, Kevin Hart for the fans. What about Mark Kalkovekia? I don't know who that is. Oh, Mark Kalkovekki, he won a US open, I think, or a P.J. Championship. He's a major winner, and he was at a gust of yesterday, and they threw his ass out. Well, he had a cell phone. He brought a cell phone. Well, yeah, that's the master's still has it.
Yeah, that is. Maybe that was, so we think that was on purpose. He won the open championship in 1989. Do you think that was a call in response, Augusta, being like, we still got it. 100%. My,
My theory is that they, they talked to it.
and they like searched him because of his last name ending in a vow, or two, it was behind the
scene situation where they said, we'd be getting a lot of shit people are saying that we still don't have it. So we're going to throw your ass out if you're okay with just saying they had a cell phone.
“Yeah. So I think it might be a setup. I also think that Augusta is going to have to maybe take a”
look at his bylaws moving forward because people have sunglasses with cameras on them. What? That better attached to the cell phones. Well, that shit is bullshit. Like we can't have that. Because I do think people were very upset online on Wednesday, and I get it. Augusta, like the master's is supposed to feel very different than every other tournament. Yeah. But like Hank just said, it is the Wednesday part three contest. Like we, and we had, you know,
Frankie Fleet would going to have to wait another year. He said that can be a long year.
Yeah. I'm a hottest. But yeah, that wasn't the actual tournament. If it was the actual
tournament, and that stuff was going on, I would be like, yeah, that's crazy. We got to tighten it up. Yeah. I think that, um, it's yeah. Wednesday is okay. But still, I think you got to send like a little bit of a message to tighten it up. Yeah. You know, I just tightened up just a little bit. I did like how early in the week the chairman of Augusta National just out of nowhere. He was like, hey, uh, apropos, nothing. I, I do regret inviting dude perfect. That was kind of weird
that I said that. Yeah. Just out of nowhere. Yeah. That's the thing. That did. That was the slippery
“slope. And people rightfully so were like, this is bullshit. And guess what? I guess maybe that's why”
we're here right now. We can, yeah. Listen, if you let dude perfect start throwing frisbee's around aiming corner, what's next? Mark Calcabec, you put a cell phone up his asshole and sneaking into the tournament? Yeah. Like, you're, you're really opening the floodgates with that one. I do, I, I do think in defensive people who are upset right now. I, I get it. Like, the, like, a lot of the things that we consume now in sports and media, they all kind of feel the same, where it's like influencers,
TikTok, it all just kind of blends together. It's all an event. This is a situation where the master should feel special and different. It should feel completely separate from everything else. I kind of don't like it when a gust of tries to market itself to me. Yeah. I don't want any of that. Like, I want, I want the power dynamic to be like, I'm begging a gust to let me watch the master. Correct. I'm lucky enough to be able to tune in on television and it's there. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I've got to thank you all course. Yes. But yeah, so I have for people that's all talking about like, they have to do something about the, the, the, the glasses. I have the song that have the cameras that connect to to cell phones. Yes. Apple watches. Yeah. And I have to do something about that. But people will just keep finding way like that. What's the chest scandal? The Magnus, which I think there's a buzzer in the ass. Yeah, the vibrating
ceramic anal beads. Yeah. Yeah. People who don't start printing in those ends, they can text out of gusto. We got to start putting in like body scans. But yeah. I think there's a new documentary about Magnus. We got to watch that. Yeah. Maybe maybe maybe this summer. I watched it last night. Was it good? Yep. He's the best. He's a goat. Oh, no. It was told me. It was good. Oh, no. He's not to go. He's not to go. No, he hit. You have a different call. Oh, fuck. He doesn't come across. He doesn't
come across exactly like the goat. Oh, why? He does. No, no. That's not a, he does. That's, that's, that's, let me down softly here. Do you want me to tell you what, tell you what happened? No, let's do a review. We'll do a, a movie. All right. We'll watch it. We'll watch it. We'll watch it. What's the next week? It's on Netflix. Yeah. Love that. Okay. Well, I also, what, great question. I also watched the Lamarotum one, that one, that one's also interesting. Also the goat? No. Lamarotum.
I might look like a best guy. And now on that documentary. Why would he do? It just doesn't. The movie is called the life and death of Lamarotum. He did die. Yeah. It was just like people are, are wondering, casuals are wondering, non-ball knows. Yeah. Like,
“why is this called this? Well, you need to, you need to get your weight up when it comes to reading”
about Lamarotum. He had Nikki six, right? Yep. Both of those are on Netflix as well. Lamarotum watched every single porn movie on the internet. God bless famously. Yes. God bless, which is why I had to just get out and he pretty much, yeah. Well, we'll do a review on the, on the chest one. Yeah. So, uh, back to the masters. I do, yeah. I think it should be, I think they should maybe tone it down a little and make it feel a little more special. I agree. I just say everything kind of
sucks now. Like, the master should never suck. Yes. I agree. It should never feel attainable.
Guys like me should never be able to be allowed to go. That's what I'm saying is like, I almost don't want to ever get an invitation to go to Augusta because I, it's like, I would never want to be a member of a club that would have me as a member. Right. Right. People are mad about, I did say like every year you get somebody that says something stupid about how they would compete at Augusta National. If they played the course. Yeah. I actually don't think that what I said
was that stupid. You said you could shoot 110. I think I could shoot 109. I could break 110.
I'm not saying I would do it every time.
a million years. I think it's a possible plan for more of their plan. Well, then I did have, there were
people that that hit me up and they were like almost sucking the course off too much. Like they were simply for the golf course. Then we're saying dude, you can break 150. That's extra. I agree with that. Yeah, you're a course stand. You're playing from where they're playing. Yeah. I'll get you're playing the course they're playing today. No chance. What's the best you've ever shot? Ball and cup. Ball and cup. It was, but it was at like a par 70. I think I shot an 87. Okay.
Yeah, I don't know. Ball and cup. You're shooting 110 in Augusta. I'm saying I could. Not that I do it every time. Well, I mean, but that you got to say with your chest. Anyone could say
anything with if they say the word could. Okay. 110. Yeah, I could do it. Yeah, I could do it. No,
“but not could. Like I would. That's what you have to say. I mean, there's no doubt about breaking”
150. Yeah, but yeah, I would. Like because it could. Anyone, you know, best day. No, I have your life. I'm good. Do anything. I'm trying to be. Hey, could, dunk a basketball. I'm delusional, but I'm not trying to do. I'm not trying to be like super delusional. I don't think that I could do it every time. But I think that one time. No, let's say you get one round that it goes one round. One round at a go. So what are you? That every time it's not what are you one time it's in and
hold on before you answer this question. It's what are you shooting? And if you don't beat that score,
you're dead dead. Okay. Wait, my drop dead score. That's a different conversation. I think that's a different
conversation. Alright, well, let's drop dead score. Then we can go to the next one. The drop dead score, everybody should have their drop dead score. Yes. You have to know your drop off. I dropped that
“score to go 175. Okay. My drop with 300. I think my drop, I'm going to say 130. Because I want to”
live a little bit. I want to feel like maybe, maybe if everything goes bad, it might, I might die on this course. Okay. Because that way, I feel like I accomplished something 130. Okay. And then the follow-up question is what do you honestly think if you go out and play your best, what are you shooting at a gust? My best. The best I've ever played up to this point in my life. Correct. I'm probably shooting about 105. Hey, do you think this is helped me out here? I don't think I think 130 would be a
good score for you. 100, that's my drop dead score. I know that would be a bad score. I'm dead. That would be a bad score for you. Everyone should have a drop dead score and it should be tested at least once in your life. Yeah, I don't know PFT. I feel like a gust is pretty damn hard. I respect a gust. It was more so that people that were like, dude, you can break 150. I think everybody, everyone here should be able to break 150 at a gust. I would not, that's not my drop dead score. No, yeah.
No, I'm not doing that. No chance. 0% chance. Yeah. No chance. Is it just tips at a gust? Or do they have a spot for regular? I think they've got members. But there's this guy who is a performance coach at Acro Scalph. And he's a golf stat pro, loose stagner. And he hit me up. He said assuming that you're an 18 index, your course handicap will be minus 31. And every skill level people tend to average about three shots above their course handicap. So 72 plus 31
“plus 3 equals 106. That's what he would project me a shoot. But then he says, I'd add some”
strokes on top of that for the situation. Hard to say exactly how many 109.5 is a good line. Who's this guy? He has golf stat pro in his Twitter name. How many people said that you are crazy? I didn't read those. Got it. God. I'm only reading the ones that agree with me, Max. Do you know how the internet works? Yeah. Hey. Oh, breaking moves. Do we got Joel and Beat has been diagnosed with appendicitis undergo surgery this afternoon.
He used it. No. No guts. Oh, no. Yep. Here we go. It's like more jokes about a guy's injury history. I mean, not really injury. It's just an. All right. Oh, yeah, illness. Yeah, that sounds so much better. I said, ailment. That sounds way better and illness. He could die from this. Oh, no. He's getting surgery. He should be good. Thank God. Who knows what could happen on your surgery and you guys would be laughing and this clip would look bad on you. I hope that he
has successful surgery and everything's okay with Joel and Beat. Same. Same. All right. Let's get back to Matt. So we all agree. So how long is he out for? Is he going to be better without it? How long is the appendicitis? Do you guys ever all have your appendicitis? Yeah. I've got mine. Yeah. I'm going to take it out. You did. Yeah. Did you have like almost die? Did you go to the doctor to get checked for it? And they're like, we got to take it out now. Yeah. I went to go into the x-ray room and like,
We got to go and then shot me to surgery.
All right. But it is you don't want to laugh. No one is laughing. I think it's a miracle that they caught it. Yeah. Thank God. And he's getting it out right before this, this is why it's like it's actually good thing that Joel and Beat go to see the doctor like every single day because that way they caught it. Good. If he didn't have that injury history, he might have died today. So God bless. We're happy that this happened that he's getting surgery. I mean, not happy that he has
appendicitis. We're happy he's in good hands. Me too. No one's happier than me. Right. We were the only one. Hank is really the one that sounded the happiest. Yeah. He's the one who also alerted us. So I'll just do a video. I've already seen it back here. Yeah, but if he doesn't know what exactly I can't say, I can't say thought and put it in it, though. Thoughts and pressure to join Beat. Yeah. I hope he's okay. I would give it my appendix if I could.
Same. I don't know how that works. Is that what I don't even understand what the appendix does. What does it do? Why? Why do we get it out? I think shit. It's shit. But then why do you why are you able to get it out? It's one of those. Why do we have it? It lost its evolutionary use. We used to use it for digesting shit when we would we used to eat like raw meat and stuff that was like worse for you and then as we develop farms and and fishing, then we don't really need the appendix anymore.
So we don't so we just don't have we we just don't need it. But we all have it. Yep. So it's just sitting there
“and then the only thing you can do is bad. Yeah. It's the the wisdom teeth of the stomach. Damn.”
Do you guys all have your wisdom teeth? No. I got all four money. I have mine out. I got mine out. And tonsils. What are tonsils? You get those out, too? Some people, though. Yeah, but why? And what do you mean? I know that you eat a ton of ice cream after you after that. I do that, too. But what? So maybe I have got my tonsils. I've been prepping for my tonsils. Yeah. What is the tonsils, too? I think they can get infected. Right. But like what is their purpose? No idea. No idea.
I'm just very it's breathing. I'm just curious about these things that you have and then you can get them out and be fine. Persona offense for immune systems? Oh. Hmm. Okay. Kind of like an air filter maybe. Yeah. It is. It isn't air filter. You're right. All right. The more you know what we're talking
about. Masters? Masters. Sorry. Sorry. Patrick Reed. Scotty so far. Yep. Max had had a decent first round.
Yeah. Yeah. Brooks's out there doing his thing. Pretty much is what was the hand. Can you explain
“to me? Everyone was buzzing about this guy who just sucks. Pockwriter or whatever's name is?”
He has the hips. So what's his deal? He can hit bombs. Probably the longest hitter on the tour. Mm-hmm. Super young. It's at like 350 yards and he's got the hips bad. Like how bad? Like Frankie Burelli. He had like three of those shots where he just legitimately like scold shots to the other side of the grid. Oh. Can't chip. Yeah. Well, is he good otherwise? Like if he didn't have the hips. He had three four triple bogeys today. Yikes. Yikes. But is he good if he if he didn't have
the hips? He's currently FedEx 44th world ranking 77. He's young. Like he he won on tour last year. He's a bomber. But Augusta is not. I mean, well it's you gotta have hands. It's got to have hands. Okay. Do you have hands? I got I got to him. Mm-hmm. It sounds like he's he's really good. Is it just this week that he's got the hips or were they had the hips like coming into this? This is the first. I mean, it's nothing today. He's just kind of be fell apart. Yeah. Yeah. I see. I'm different.
I would not do that. Twelve over. Yeah. Gross. Um, you would never. No, fuck that. I would quit.
I quit if it looked like I was gonna. I was gonna fail. Um, I'm looking at the leaderboard right now. I see one name that I think would every dad in America would have. Remember when when Duke lost
“to you come the other week, do you guys remember that game? Wait, you're gonna have to explain it”
because I don't. Is that the buzzer pretty much at the buzzer? Like a couple of tons of a second left after which. Uh, 10 seconds left and Duke inbound at the ball. It got stolen at me court and then. And then I remember how you came your pants for that multiple times. Every dad in America would have that exact same reaction for probably a month. If Fred couples won the
mass. Oh, yeah. He always. He always gets out to a great start. He's tied for first. He's swing in the
world. He's he's one under which is awesome through. And he's still got that great swing. I think
He's playing with a day glow yellow.
his golf shoes look like soups, uh, skateboard shoes. Yeah. He's he's got unlimited swag or yeah,
because his swing is the sweetest swing possible. Yeah. And and he always does get out to a hot start.
He's tied for 13th right now. I I would love to see that. That's got to be so awesome to just every single year to just be able to come and play in the masters, even though you're not, you know, playing competitively day and a day out. You see Jack Nicklaus is T shot? No, what do you do? So every year, Jack Nicklaus, he comes out to do the ceremonial T shot. And, uh, oh, he spray it. He hooked it a little bit. And I actually like this. I say keep letting Jack do it. Like there should be some element of
danger when you go to Augusta National Golf Course. And, uh, in this case, it is the patrons that are lined up on the left side of the fairway. Uh, so he stepped up hit it and, uh, it gave the cutest little sheepish, like, I'm sorry, after he hit it. Yeah, watch this. Six time masters, whether you can, you can hit wherever you want. You can, you can spray. Oh, yeah, that was fine.
“And then there's a little, I'm sorry. I would take that drive all day. Yeah. I think most people”
that are there would like to get hit by a drive. Yeah. Jack Nicklaus, absolutely. You have pretty, pretty boom boom. That, that, like winning the master's obviously cool thing ever. But I think the, the coolness just keeps going further and further. The older you get and the fact that you just keep getting to come back with a green jacket, go to the dinner and play a tournament, no matter what, that's, I mean, what, what a feeling that must be. It's pretty excellent. Just
every single year. Oh, yeah. I'm going to play Gusta. I mean, I want it in 1992. It's a, you can pitch on the vacation for yourself every year. It's like a new holiday. Yeah. You get your own, yeah, holiday, given to you midlife, which rocks, Sam Burns five under right now. Jason days up there. Hey, could you, who have you? Who are you rooting for outside of bets? Who would you want to win? Uh, I like, I like, Jason dialogue. Yeah. He's, he's the lad. He's been doing a lot of
YouTube stuff. So I've, I've been watching a lot of him, him and his boys. I like Jason die. Sam Burns, I like I bet on Patrick Reed got her up, OXA. Gary Woodland is, is a, is a long shot.
“I have him to go top 10. He's 200 right now. Is this, is this a weird, assess this statement?”
Uh, I, I was definitely rooting against Rory because it was funny when he showed now that he's won the Masters, I think going back to back would be a cool story. Like, I might be rooting for that. I watched the Amazon did a great documentary on the, the Masters last year with with Rory. They also, there was a, there's a documentary about King Griffith Jr. Uh, as a photographer at the Masters last year. The, the, the picture of Rory, like, that is a sports illustrated,
the picture everyone uses. King Griffith took that picture. Is that the one that he had the pencil drawing that took six months? Uh, different picture of the same similar image. But, but that on YouTube, if you have time, it's like 40 minutes unbelievable, unbelievable watch because like the director of the Augusta photography is like some some British guys like, I was fucking in. No, like he was very honest where he's like, we got all this shit going on. We got kangaroo junior coming to do photography
this week. Like, I don't want to deal with this shit. And they, he kind of did reviews of them after
each round and like the first round. It wasn't great. He's like, you got to get better pictures,
he's got to get better pictures. And then he's going through his pictures after Sunday and he said, wait, this is tough. We're using these. He's like, send me these now. Like, we're like, because he was like, oh, yeah, hopefully you get one picture we can post. And then he's going through his pictures from 18 and he's like, wait a second. I didn't like these are the pictures. Wait, this was a documentary. It's like, yeah, they did a, they, they followed him. Sure. It's, it's a,
it's a 40 minute like, it's a, it's a, it's on YouTube. It's like a 40 minute documentary. It's phenomenal. Uh, was your question? I can't. Oh, Rory. That was, I'm restricting. That's Rory. It was a good, it was, it was a good story. And it was a good doc. But like, it was such a tough, it was as a, a hate watch last year. It was brutal watching, reading from the losing him winning. But I still, if push comes to shove, and he said, it's Sunday, I'll be reading again. See that, I just,
“there's something about going back to back that I just, like, you have to tip your cat,”
like, that was pretty awesome. I think if, uh, if it's not going to be anything related to it. But if he's in content, I wouldn't really like, again, someone else on Sunday, you think you're going to be rooting for him? I would like, I would root for Rose, because it hasn't rose lost twice in, uh, in a playoff at Augusta. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like that. That's, that's a guy I would, I would want to see when now.
It depends on who he's going against. Go ahead. Excuse me. Uh, Masters, watch all weekend. That's the, that's not the, that's not the year. And remember,
Saturday, we're going to change our clocks. Oh, shit, I forgot about that. It's always, always lines up
With the Masters.
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Okay. We're going to talk with Jerry. I'm budsman about uh to anniversary in my free will but we should say that the taky awards are going to it's going to be tough to beat ratio of the year because day in that did throw out a trial balloon tweet this morning about the NFL refs and it did not go well.
“No, I think what is it up to 2000. It's not go well. It wasn't a I actually here's here's my honest”
take of what she should do PR 101. I think she's just become like a see who Kim tracker for the weekend. If she just if she just tweeted every single golf shot of a random golfer in the masters flood the zone, you you kind of fight it off a little. Possibly I mean doing the fake hack thing would be great too if she just just like every hour on the hour posted a new crypto currency. Yeah, just like uh yeah Sedona coin yeah Sedona coin yeah just imagine though like on Saturday morning you wake up
it's just you know oh see who Kim he he sprayed his drive left on four mm-hmm. I'm sure I'm sure hopefully I'm up and down. I'm sure nobody would yeah. But if you just keep doing it if it's every shot mm-hmm yeah pretty long off the tee yeah also I I ended up in the New York post because I got involved in the inner locking of fingers look friends sometimes go to a very romantic hotel two and a half hours from Phoenix and the inner lock fingers happens. She happens. Yeah Kate and I got cut set up in the inner locking of
fingers. I also saw Zach oh like you were outdoors. Kate and I went outdoors. You were in a dumpster's deck. They were other spying on me memes when I sure who was but they caught us. We're out. Well I guess the story is broke now yeah we're out in the hallway we're down the tunnel. They caught us in the uh in the parking lot was tough. Yeah it's hard to do that uh the one thing I learned from doing the inner locking fingers with Kate was um it's hard to do that not have it be like very awkward
or sent you it has to either be central or it's awkward or super romantic. Yeah it's it's a very romantic
way to hold someone's hands. Yeah it's not a normal hold holding of hands. That's not a first time
handhold. No no no no no no no. But yes I'm glad that we got Jerry on because Jerry Jerry was texting us all night on Tuesday night just like putting us to the fire before we even recorded anything and we we get into it we we address a lot of the concerns with Jerry. Yeah yeah I mean the bang bang of the story no no pun intended but the uh it happened and then we had to record right after that was that had this little little thrown for a loop. I woke up on Wednesday morning I was like
I did we'll see what if whatever else comes out but it does on a rooftop in a romantic setting like
“that I think it's it's tough to tough to wiggle out of that. It's a bad look it's tough to wiggle out of them.”
I did see you uh picture of you at the pool. Yeah yeah so I was really embarrassed Dave I guess has contacts at that same hotel so he he released a picture was myself Diana variable and uh the Boston guys. Yeah the Boston guys were there. Just all hanging out at the pool. Well yeah they you know let's speak the picture kind of speaks for itself. I think I'm I might be massaging variables
feet in that one. Yeah Will's got his uh got his knee brace on always got to stay safe. Well I mean
I think what happened here is pretty clear like the Boston guys probably saw me and you hung out at the pool a couple weeks ago and so they're like oh all right let's do that I want to hang out. Yeah you want to hang out at the pool. Yeah yeah listen it could all just be a big miss understanding of uh uh elaborate handshake then was fingers a little oct hug. Meem's his back there
I just didn't fool uh for full journalistic transparency he was doing the blo...
tongue and the hand. Yeah this means up what to get out of. It's a tough one. It's tough one to
“get out of. It is. I the the the sit don't what up by the way not shout out but kind of shout out”
the incredible photography like the backdrop was insane. So there's a zoomed out once it was a
beautiful place. That that is a that's a frameable picture. Beautiful spot. It's a frameable I would almost say that that could be in trapmen like if you if you go with a buddy to Sedona and you're in the presence of those rocks you're gonna fall in love. Yeah that's just how it is. It's two buddies hugging in front of like the most idyllic I can't drop you could possibly have just two buddies. I can't tell you how many bro's trips and bachelor parties have gone to Sedona
and then just turned into a gay origin. Yeah it would be funny if variable just did it press conferences like what guys can have friends. Yeah we can't grow out in front of the fucking what what are those what's that mountain range. I don't know what those the red rocks are. It's yeah it's uh the foot hills of the Grand Canyon. Yeah it's like it's probably like lovers lane or something. I would be honest. I did I I kept refreshing and and kept hoping that the AJ Brown trade
breaking today would have been the funniest thing ever. Yeah the ma go and rim. Well that's not you can't put rim in there. Come on. All right national sports podcasts,
“national sports podcasts. I have some stats that I want to blow your guys minds. You ready for this?”
I have three and we can we can we you guys can decide which ones are going to blow your mind the most but I have three stats I wanted to throw out there we can go any direction we want on these the first stat is a baseball stat. You ready for this one? So this was yesterday I don't know the Dodgers are going to play today. So uh who knows if the stat stays true but it was as of
let me see let me get the date right just so you know we never get stats wrong on the show. It was
as of Wednesday. We'll show Hayo Tony getting on base and throwing six scoreless innings today MLB's longest active on-base streak is now up to 43 games. MLB's longest active scoreless innings streak among starting pitchers is now 28.2 innings pitched. Show Hayo Tony has both of them. That's insane. That's nuts. He is the longest active streak of scoreless innings and longest active streak of games on base. Yeah that's just silly. What can you do? What can you do at
“this point? It's it's honestly he's at the he's at the like statistical point. He is like in the”
Barry Bonds range of when you've Barry Bonds there's two guys in baseball. Barry Bonds and Tony Gwen. When you throw out a Barry Bonds or Tony Gwen stat it just sounds so ridiculous but it's the truth and you're like holy fun. How's that real? I think also you could put Greg Maddox maybe another one. Greg Maddox is a few. Some of the no hitters are some of the complete games that had in like 80 pitches. Yeah or are fucking insane to read about but yeah. Show Hayo Tony. He is he's the
best. He is a top five pitcher and he's a top one hitter in baseball right now which is insane to think that somebody was able to get good enough at both those things. They should limit the amount of starts that he cannot put. Yeah. Also there's a fairness. I'm reading this that he did give up a run like after this tweet. So in that 20 points. Okay. 20 points. We're getting spare money sucks. But 20 to it innings pitched in 43 games straight on base. Yeah the show hitting pitching fall off will
be studied. Oh yeah. All right stat number two. What were you guys saying? That's pretty impressive
stat. Yeah. Yeah. Pretty impressive stat. Here's one that I never thought I'd be like wow but it's
pretty cool. Do you know the chat homegun in his entire basketball career has never been anything but a one seed while playing? That's insane. Yeah that's kind of crazy. So in high school in Minahah Academy 2018 one seed 2019 one seed 2021 seed 2021 one seed. Gonzaga 2022 he was a one seed. 2023 he missed the NBA season with an injury and then 24 25 and now this year with the 26 Oklahoma City Thunder one seed. Every single team he's played for has been a one seed. Yeah
it's not so that the year he was out in the NBA. Yeah that was we're not counting that because obviously that was the get ready year for the Thunder. Yeah but that's so silly. Yeah good for what how many championships does he want? Uh one. Okay. Well no I'm assuming he won some in high school. Yeah probably won some in high school. He definitely won some in high school. If he didn't then he's maybe maybe this is a reverse stat and he's a bust. That's what I was going to say like if he if he
Hasn't won then you could look up that would be what four times as many years.
He loses when he has the one seed. Mm-hmm. I'm looking right now. Um he won at least two. Okay. Three. Yeah four. He won all four. Okay. Yeah so he's just good. All right.
“That's how it works. Yeah. So really it was the Gonzaga year that's like what?”
That's disappointing. That's really Mark few. Yeah. Yeah yeah the only the check the only check stoppers Mark few. Yeah who can stop who stop in this man? And it's two giant German shepherds. Yeah. Yeah. All-time video. Yeah great video all-time video those dogs were everywhere. I think the dogs were dog. If they were everywhere in that car. All right last that that was a press stat right. Yeah last that is Yokeage stat which he is also he's in the category of the
show Hey Barry Bond stuff. Um so Yokeage there's three games left the NBA season. Mm-hmm. He leads the league in both rebounds in assist per game. No player in NBA history has ever led both categories even across different seasons. Wow pretty insane. And then here's a really nuts one. Uh there have been over 1.4 million total 10 game spans by players in NBA history including playoffs. And none of them did a player have as many points rebounds in assist
as Nicole Yokeage during the Nuggets current 10 game winning streak. In the 10 game winning streak that they're on right now he has 252 points 145 rebounds in 127 assists. I'm glad that you're bringing these stats up because especially with Yokeage we've become completely de-sensitized. Completely how good he is. It's kind of crazy how de-sensitized we've become.
Like the guy is doing stuff that has never been dreamed about. Again this is a 10 game span.
Yeah 1.4 million total 10 game spans. Right now in his current 10 game span he's averaging 25 points 14.5 rebounds 12 it's almost 13 assists a game. That's so stupid. He's so fucking good. I feel like we almost need to dumb the stats down more for us so that we truly can comprehend how crazy they are. It's it's it's it's insane what what he's been doing. And I'm excited for the NBA playoffs because of guys like Yokeage. It's going to be fucking sick to watch. He's the
man. Yeah like last night or on Wednesday night you could say he had kind of an off night because he only he went 14 16 and 10. It's kind of a bad night. Kind of a bad night for the industry. Yeah. He had like the the few nights ago he only had eight rebounds and 13 assists which like that sucks. How many? How many did that 40 points in that game? But yeah kind of a bottle. I want to see him get a quadruple double. Oh with blocks. Yeah. He doesn't he's not like the
biggest block blocks or steals. Yeah he had the two or a Monday night he had 35 points 14 rebounds 13 assists and five steals. He's still a great game. Yeah. It's an okay. He's pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. I would like to see the quadruple double. I would also like to see you think he's ever
gotten a triple double in the first half. Hmm. I don't know. I wonder where the fastest triple double
that yogurt's gotten is. Fastest triple double. Let's see if we can get it. Yokeage. Nicole Yokeage holds a record of fastest triple double and NBA history achieving the feet and just 14 minutes
“33 seconds. That's what the fuck saying. In just over a quarter? Yeah 14 minutes and 33 seconds. That's”
crazy. That's how is that possible? The previous record was 17 minutes in 1955. That's crazy. Yeah. He's amazing. Yokeage broke his own record in a game where he'd not miss a single shot until the triple double was secured. Often to refer to as one of the most unbreakable records in modern history. Jesus Christ. We talked about that about him. Yeah. We did. So yeah. The next closest in the modern era is Russell Westbrook did it in 17 minutes and 35 seconds. 14 33. I, you know what?
And this is not because he's in the hospital getting surgery. I actually totally defended being being too scared to play in Denver. I, I did. You'd be like, I'm looking at these Yokeage stats.
I'm like, why I would never want to do that. I actually want to do that. I would go in further. I'd say
it's actually a plus mark for a mean like intelligence. Yeah. Right. Yeah. Like he's smart guy. You know when you're beat before your beat thinking man's basketball. Don't even go like right Max.
“Thinking man's basketball. He's right back. He's the booth just cut out. I think the booth”
just done. I'm done with this discourse today. Like the smartest thing you can do in life is no
One to walk away and no one to run.
had a basketball team ever. That's true. Not sure. Not sure. Not sure. Like do they're probably so much. And you're a fan of the wizard. I know it. No. No. The wizard. Yeah. I'm not a fan of the wizards. I gave it. All right. Fine. If they ever get good. No, no, no, no, no. Next year, I'm not a fan of the wizards. Okay. There has been one time that the wizards were fun. And then our stars try to shoot each other. I started to watch that one too. That one is a good one. It's a
really good. I mean, what could have been with Gilbert Arinas and that whole crew is fun. Yeah. Did you guys, so the last thing I had was it's just transfer portal season for basketball, sucks. Everyone's getting everyone's in the transfer portal. Max, you've been ravaged by it. I've got one guy back. Yeah. Badgers are big. Big get back. John. John Tyler Perkins. John Blackwell, maybe going to Duke is going to crush me. Yeah. Well, we had, uh,
we had conconditule and wake up Arsenal this morning. And I asked him for you. I said,
well, first, I asked him how many times he saw you coming your pants when Duke lost. And then he's like,
“yeah, I think he, he rubbed that into far. But no, in my pants. Yeah. Oh, I don't rub it into like in his face.”
Oh, no, this is not going to come flowing. Yeah. You didn't rub the confidence that you rub you coming into his, anyways, um, I asked him if just like maybe one of his brothers can say what's constant. Yeah. What is it? Well, they're, is it? Well, we're recruiting. Yeah. We're recruiting at the next Snipple. His younger brother is, uh, is talking to Wisconsin right now. Nice. I just tried to put it in his ear. Like I got to get him on to the team. Just keep one Snipple in house. Was he fun? It's a good guy.
Yeah. Okay. I'm happy that you, uh, I mean, he did choke himself last year. They choke. He did. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's crazy. And we also have one of my favorite parts of the transfer portal is the guys who, I think this, this happened with, when the batter's lost Chuck E. Hepburn because he had a a bucky tattoo, but did you guys see, um, the Nebraska player who got a tattoo of, uh, he got 28 and seven, which is the record, the Nebraska had this year. Kind of a weird tattoo anyway. And then you
went in the transfer portal. I mean, maybe that was his way of being like, dude, I'll always love you.
“I always remember what a special season that is. I'll even get a tattoo. All right, see, I feel like”
28, 7. You can't, that's not good enough. Better than getting 187. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But like, you got to be like 31 and 3, 31 and 4. Yeah. 28. But he's just, just get the bracket tattoo. I know. Like you just get Nebraska. If I, if I won a college basketball national championship, I would get the entire 68 team bracket tattoo across my back. You'd be like the Indianapolis Marriott. Yeah. Yeah. It would be the, um, uh, you ever seen the movie Red Dragon? Yes. Yeah. Great movie.
Found a rated movie. Yes. Great. Great movie. My entire back would just be covered with a tattoo of the bracket. And I would just circle, circle myself in the middle. Yeah. Uh, Zach, do you have anything else for us before we get to Jerry O'Connell and then we're going to have a bow bond? Good game coming up tonight. Uh, we got a, so there's Nick 630. Oh, hmm. Okay. Any predictions? I'd like to predict Nick's win.
“Okay. Hey. I'd like to predict the Celtics. Oh, wow. We got memes. Can you break the tie?”
I would also like to see the next one. Okay. I think there's a field out game for both teams. A field out game. What happens in a field out game? Well, it runs out. Yeah. So it's mainly for Tatum. Next time I played Tatum this year. You got a field body on body. Yep. Yeah. Touch hands.
Are we going to lose the sixers Celtics first round matchup? Are we on sixers might not even get the
seven seed. So. Hmm. So we got the flyers, though. So we are going to lose it. It's what you're saying. I don't want to lose it, but we're going to lose it. I mean, there's a lot of things that need to happen. Okay. The hope is not the hope for it is still there. But who do you guys have left? We have the rockets tonight without MB and that'll put us in a tie for this for the eight. If we lose tonight, we'll be tied with the eight. And then we have two tanking teams.
Okay. But I don't know. The tanking has somehow managed to increase in the MB. Oh, it's crazy. Like we talked about a couple of shows ago, but there are teams that got caught fouling while they were up in the fourth quarter. No, it's nuts. I mean, I'm I'm watching it because the the bulls are they want to game with the other night. It's like, why did you just win a game? They need that hurts us. What are you doing? Big time. There's also, I don't know how to
talk about this news, but the Department of Justice has opened a probe into the NFL over the TV
Deals that they have and the streaming rights.
about it and then recapping it for us? Because I reached out to Florio to get a very dumb explanation
“that I could understand and his explanation actually made me like not understand it at all. It may be”
more confused in it. They try to grab some spark notes for you. Yeah, this is what Florio says. It's part of the NFL's effort to get the networks and the Amazon to pay more for settle deals. Hmm. I don't know. Get to the bottom of the Monday. Yeah, we need we need a detailed dive into this act. Okay. Headfirst. Get to the bottom of. Okay. Let's get to our interviews. We got Jerry O'Connell, PMT Abudsman, and then Boban, and we'll finish with firefest. Okay. Before we get to
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“like Gerryoconel. That tells you the painful truth sometimes. Yeah, and that's why we love you, Gerry.”
And he's in his pool for everyone's watching on Netflix. He is in his pool right now. He's having a great, he's looking great. He's maybe coming lapses you do today, Gerry. I do my, I do about 20 minutes every morning. I come in, I do 20 minutes. Okay, I'm just getting ready for the, I'm getting ready for the bachelor party. It's just, listen, guys, it's just a simple pool. It's a simple Southern California pool. It's not like an adult,
so only like special spa exclusive $2,000 a night. It's just a simple, not heated pool. There's no like fountain squirting around. Yeah. No hot tub. No roof tops, nothing,
Nothing crazy.
It's been a crazy week. It's been a crazy week, obviously, for everybody. But for some reason,
“it's been really crazy for a part of my cake. Like this story, you, you have to admit,”
and I'm good. First of all, anything I say today is a legit. Okay. When this is being read
in a courtroom, I want it to be read that I said any, any looting we make toward an affair, or a relationship is a legit. Allegedly, there is an affair going on. We have no proof. There's just some finger locking. Yeah. There's some dancing on a rooftop. What if I say, can I, can I, I don't have to say a legit, if I say that, you know, just finger locking with your boys. You can say that, but I'm saying, if I elude to an affair today, when up, when this is being
read in a courtroom, you have those guys are finger locking. Yeah. Hey, listen, who hasn't, who hasn't gone to a private, is what we just hotel a sex hotel two and a half hours away from
Scottsdale to finger lock. And Jerry, also, we can read into the record. You're a very successful
famous actor. Yeah. So like, this is a monologue that you're doing. It's a character. This is, this is, uh, uh, no, guys, this is really me talking. I'm just dumb enough. You're saying, it's an alleged affair. It is so funny. Guys, if you, if, uh, and I should ask this of everyone in the room, especially people who are about to get married. Okay. Because it's funny. Who's in a relationship
“there? Big cat is, Max is about to be married. Yes. Yeah. Jerry, remember, you met my kids.”
And I know, I hung out at your house. I taught them, uh, I was talking to them about, uh, what Mickey Smokes was doing at the end. No, no, no. The exact quote was in front of my, uh, foreign two-year-old was, do you really think this Mickey Smokes guys are rapists? And I was like, Jerry did, it was my foreign two-year-old right here. Okay. Guys, enough bullshit. Let's, let's get to the nitty gritty. Because it's been, really funny. It's actually been, it's been fun
hearing you guys this week because it's been really tough for both of you. It's been really hard. Like, you guys aren't allowed to talk about this. And when's they show was the most insane part of my take show because, uh, no offense to Max Homa, who was a great guest and, uh, very, very, very, very, very special guest. Um, it was like, I couldn't listen to anything else after that news drop. Yeah. And while you guys have been really putting a tough position, let's just acknowledge
who's really putting the tough position in this alleged situation that's happening, which is the what fell as the finger lock. Not means. No. Who is in the, who is in the worst position here, guys? Donna. Hey. Physically. Max. No, man. It's children. Oh, I agree with that. I agree with that. That that part is said. I agree. Okay. So let's just acknowledge that. Okay. Yes. Good acknowledgement. Okay. That said, if you guys ever see my wife, finger lock in with Todd
Monkin or James Tykin or Kevin Stephansky, I want you to go full in none of this. Oh, we know Jerry. We know Rebecca. We can, yeah. We don't, we don't know Rebecca. So, uh, she, you've, you've banned her from talking to us. What, what about you interlocking with someone famous? What, what would you want us to do there? Good question. Great question. Great question. I got to tell you, and this brings up a very interesting point. Okay. Because I found the finger locking,
I didn't see the finger locking photos until later. I just saw the, I just saw the pool once. Yeah. It's finger locking more into, okay. Let's, let's just bring up another similar example. Yeah, coach coach my coach, coach, my her was filmed in a bar, putting, not interlocking fingers,
“but maybe putting a finger in a young lady's anus. It was to remember that. Yeah, no, this is the old”
Chinese finger trap. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. It was actually in, it was in the pants. It was like in the, it was wedged. Yeah. In the heinous, right? No, I don't know who's in the pants. It was on the, it was brushing the heinous. It was a, uh, co-ed's anus. He was being touched. Yeah. It was, yeah.
This is very fun. It's because you're in my heart. Like, I like always forget like stop sniffing
your fingers. Yeah. Oh, so, who can I raise a coworker now? Oh, is he really? Yeah, it's all right. So you guys can't, no, I just said he took my, hold on a second. I'm, I'm, I'm doing work. I'm doing work. Just give me a second. Um, was that your dog? Oh, gosh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Well, we're another dog, too.
Here for, for those on Netflix if you want to get your money's worth.
Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come, come. Come here. I train your dog.
You, you, all right. Your dog doesn't respect you. Yeah. Get a walk on that. Anyway, okay. What is more, let me ask everyone in the room. What is more internet? I mean, what is more , what is more intimate? The finger-locking or what urban-mired it because this is a very good question. It seems this alleged affair alleged affair was premeditated, meaning someone made a
“reservation who people drove out. They met up. They went back to meetings. That's what the”
timeline allegedly seems to be if this alleged affair actually happened. Or is it less offensive that you just happen to be in a bar in Ohio and you put a digit in somebody's anus? Yeah, more.
What is more? You, you was a spouse. What would be more offensive? Because I got to tell you,
I think the premeditation for me would be more offensive. Yeah. I actually, I tend to agree with you on that one. Like, anyone's been in a bar and like, fingers slip into places that they normally don't go to. That's, you know, a spur of the moment. You have a couple of few, you know, a few too many twist and tease. Who amongst us? But yeah, the premeditation is like planning it out, like getting online. If you have to like book a reservation. And then yeah, that, that to me,
does feel like a bigger betrayal. It'd be like, you know, you know, Jerry, that some of us on this podcast struggle with our weight. Like, if we're on a diet and we happen to walk by a cookie and eat a cookie, it's like, well, you know, you slip up. But if, if we're on a diet and it's like, hey, guys, I actually spent five hours last night baking a cake and then I eat the whole thing. It's like, come on. We know what you were doing it. You were planning it. All right. Okay. Let's
let's get into this, guys, because you really haven't talked about it. And if you feel uncomfortable with anything, just say, I feel uncomfortable with it. First of all, shout out to Sedona. It looks
beautiful. Incredible. Those shots are, I mean, it's like prehistoric energy. By the way, I want to go
there with my wife. Maybe revitalize do some Fingy lock and like dancing on a roof. It looked, uh, didn't it look gorgeous? It looks gorgeous. Yeah. It's really, I drove through there a couple years ago. And it's, it's as advertised. It looks like the perfect place to meet up with your bros. Okay. Here's the big question. Here's the big question. Allegedly, if this wasn't alleged, if this was, if this was a physical relationship that we've
seen photos of, is this considered a workplace relationship? So this is the interesting topic that you were texting with PFC and I about the other night. And you kept on saying that the NFL was going to get involved and fire Diana, but she's not employed by the NFL. No, no, no, I did not say that. I did not say that. I said, the NFL is going to get involved. Okay. You actually have an answer
“my question. Is this a workplace relationship? Anyone can answer? I think of Jason. They're not”
co-workers, but they work in the same place. It's a Jason. It would be like if you were just banging another actress, but not on the same, you guys weren't working on the same show with that thing. Absolutely. Right. That would be a workplace. Oh, not on the same show. Yeah. On the same show, that would be a completely arbitrary. No, that's because if you were just to like, fucking other actress, allegedly, but not be the same show. Right. Like if you and Glenn
close had a thing. Yeah. You're not, you haven't worked with her, correct? With Glenn close, I've met her at an event. Oh, in Sedona, in an event. No, I met her at an event in New York. Actually, Christopher Reeves son's event. It's a wonderful organization. I met her at an event. Sounds like you guys have been a lot of time together. Okay. Let's just say, let's just say that night. And this is this did not happen because I don't want to offend Glenn
close has children. I have children. I don't want to get anyone in trouble here. Let's just say Glenn close and I finger locked. Hard. That night. Um, just knuck to knuck to knuck. Um,
“would that be considered? I was being paid that night. Yeah. Would that be considered?”
Would that be considered the workplace? I don't think so. I would say no. I don't think so. It's somebody else's workplace. I don't, if you don't have the same employer, I think it's
Hard to say that it's, it's adjacent.
they cover, I don't, I don't think that they're co-workers. They, they share the same space sometimes.
But I, it might be, each person's workplace, but not a shared workplace. Right. Like, there's, you know, you share reporters and sources share space, like, whether it be stadiums, the venue, and sex hotels that Sedona, like, they share, they shared places. Okay.
“You guys really didn't answer that question, but that's okay. Um, I think we didn't answer that one.”
Hey, guys. Hey, guys. Hey, guys. Hey, guys. Let's just be serious for a moment because this is like some serious shit. Okay. Okay. Um, does this, let's just say I'm a charred. I look into this situation.
Does the disclosure, hey, guys, um, is it, this isn't a lapping matter? You're wearing a speedo.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You don't understand. They don't have the same employer. Does they, are they, are they, the NFL? Okay. Okay. Okay. Hey, guys. Answer this. Answer this. Does this, does this alleged affair, alleged affair hurt their companies that they individually work? Yes. For sure. Yeah. I just, I think it's fun. Jerry, I'm laughing because there is a lot of bad parts of this story and you're very hung up on like the HR part, which I, they don't have the
“same employer. It is an HR situation. Be cat. It is a work. It might be a conflict. There's a conflict.”
There's a conflict. There's a conflict of interest for sure. For sure. I'll allegedly, but not two co-workers. Okay. Okay. Okay. And answer this. How does this, because this will make a little more sense. Maybe two all of you. Okay. Tell me how this would hurt their potential. How would this elect, should it fear hurt their employers? Bad. Yeah. No, I agree. It's embarrassing. It's smell it out for me. Fill it out for Diana. It's like, you know, her job as an NFL insider, journalist. Like,
there's a lot of conflicts of interest for Coach Reable, same thing. Like, there's a lot of conflicts of interest if they're having a relationship like this. They didn't disclose it. So you're right. Maybe we could ask Max this question. Max, how is this going to affect you? They're not possibly next season. They did say they're not. They said they were just, they just finger locked. Next season, the one thing that I think that will affect, I think Diana will be doing a lot less reporting
of AJ Brown in the Patriots going forward. Yes. That's the one thing that I think it will affect. Yes. I don't think she could do more. No. So correct. But I think it'll now turn to zero. Probably zero amount. It'll happen. Yeah. That's probably a fair assumption. Yeah, but Big Cat was making a good point.
It's like, they, it's, they don't, first of all, they work for two different companies. And if you're
saying, like, what would the impact on her, if there was an alleged affair, what would that be? It would, I guess you could make the argument. It would affect subscriptions to the New York times. If people are to the athletic, if people don't believe what she's saying, that would be like the
“business implication, if that's what you're looking for. No. I'm just looking for an HR person”
who works at a company. I'm very confused about what you're asking. This is what I'm asking. Is this an HR situation? Is this the workplace relationship? The athletic is also said that they like have her back. So I don't think that the athletic HR department is involved yet. Do you want us to make it in HR? Because we have an HR rep at Bars to we could get her involved Yeah. I think this is, I can't, I can't imagine that HR is not involved in this situation.
Now listen, here's another big thing. Here's another big thing. Whatever happens to, who do you think with, if this alleged situation is real? Who do you think is in more trouble? Probably Diana. Yeah. That's a hundred percent, yeah. Because it's an NFL insider journalist part of it. That is very much in question. Now, I'm really sorry to get a little deeper. We do have to bring gender into this because there's
two different genders that are here. Okay. Don't you think that whatever happens to Diana, reciprocal, equal thing has to happen to coach rabble? Yes. With this alleged affair. But can I ask, can I just ask a follow-up question before we get to that? Yes. You said two different genders. You're wife and your two daughters. They're going to be upset that you said that.
Okay.
You were never doing that. I'm never doing a podcast again. Oh gosh, it's so funny.
People text me all the time. Well, you do my podcast and I just get to write back. I don't do podcasts anymore.
“By the way, you know, you start doing, you should start having, you send them to Zach.”
Zach can screen them for you. I am never, I'm never doing a podcast again. They now on the everything app called me a f-word cook. Let me just tell like the maga people. I swear I don't like to watch Zach fuck my wife. I'm not going to get to okay. I've never been into it. You can stop calling me an f-word cook. It's just not my thing. Okay. My thing is part of my take. Yes. It's your question. I think it should be, yeah. I absolutely. Yeah, I think if you're just talking
in terms of like what would the right thing to do be? I think equal punishment if it's like a
workplace violation. Like okay. Ideally, people would be judged the same way in this alleged situation regardless of the gender. Ideally. Okay. Hey, listen. I don't think there should be any punishment. I believe live and let live and if people want to do this, they have to deal with their stuff personally. But what do you foresee as, um, if any, um, any reactions by their employers?
“What do you, what do you think is going to happen? That's what I'm saying that the athletic”
they made a statement in that article saying that they, they had her back. So I don't know that the athletics going, like, unless there's something else that happens, I don't know that they, because I'm not a lawyer, but if you take action against an employee and you're found to have done that prematurely without enough evidence, then you could get sued by that person. So the New York Times says illegal department that I'm sure is like way bigger than I could even imagine.
So they're probably taking things super slowly and same thing with it with the Patriots. I think that, like, if, if there's like a punishment or whatever you want to call it, it would probably have to be if there was something else that happened that corroborated. Well, it, uh, I mean, Max sort of touched on this, like, Hendayana cover the Patriots ever again. I don't know. It would be tough. It's going to be tough
for her going forward, like, just being honest. Like, it's, it's not, none of this is good. So, and
“I think, if you're, if you're asking, like, what exactly is next, I think they're probably going to”
try to just keep going and, uh, hope the internet keeps moving and they'll have to deal with jokes forever. And I mean, Hank, I don't want to point any fingers at the Patriots organization, but given what variable has told to Boston with the boys in the past, if you guys had won the Super Bowl, that's when you'd be a question. True. Wow. Thanks, Paul. Yeah. Thanks, Paul. Oh. Well, you know, this is actually an interesting point. And Hank, you've got to say something
here, because this really affects you, okay? And you've been a little quiet on this whole thing. That is a great point about winning the Super Bowl. Um, let's just say the Patriots have a tougher schedule than last season. Some people say they had an easy schedule last season. I'm not one of those people. But let's just say they go, oh, and two, okay? Like Hank, what noise? What noise is happening now after this situation? Oh, and two, it would be no noise. My, my real issue or
concern as a Patriots fan is who hired a photographer to get these pictures? Okay, we're going to get to that. We're going to get because that's like, so there's, there's an off out there that took these pictures. Yeah. Yeah. It's being very active in a light where it looked as bad as it could possibly be and blasted them to the world. He's being a face of general care that much and has that much like memes, memes talk. That's your only concern as a Patriots fan. Oh,
let me stop questions. I'm really miss. No, hey, no, and through my question, what happens to the noise next season if the Patriots go, oh, and four against love? Don't this become a distraction answered the question. No, this will not, this will be an afterthought by the time the season starts. You can't get Hank to admit it. Yeah, I'm just going, I'm going, I'm going to let you know you can keep pushing, but Hank's already dug in on the no answer. But yeah, I think that, um,
this is a nonsense story. Fable said this is out of context characters or erasation and I agree.
Hank always knows that he's got the, they hate us because they ain't a button that he can press.
Jerry, my coach said that this is a bad representation of what the situation was and that is my
Stance as well.
Uh, what would you say is the impact? And could you maybe, uh, give us a little, uh, fantasy preview of the AFC East? What's the impact there? Uh, um, that's the reference for those who maybe, for those who are maybe just like new listeners because you have Netflix and you're like,
“what is this show? Who's the shirtless guy in this pool? Is this, is this euphoria season three?”
Um, I'm their fantasy experts in every kind of like, come on, I do a two hour with you a two hour breakdown of the league. Um, but we have more, we have more, we have more pressing things to talk
about here. The fantasy always crash. You know what, Hank, let me, let me ask you something and
let's see a pan can answer this question. How does, because the Patriots seem to be, uh, seem to have a lot of these, uh, distractions. How does this compare to the orchids of Asia? Uh, gateway. Well, that one was confirmed. That one was confirmed. Uh, you know, that was well, we never saw the tape. Well, Jerry, we have a long-standing policy on this show before we believe anything. We got a CPNV. Uh, I've always said that or H on P or H on P is fine,
but like H and H. And to hand in hand until we see that, well, H and H could be it. That could be just
“Italian. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm actually surprised that Max hasn't defended it. You're like Netflix. Now,”
you can say hand on penis. You're on Netflix. There's no more. We're not on YouTube anymore. Sure.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It is true that Max, Max, there's an easy out here. Why don't even know where Max lands on this, but like, what if that's just, that was just an Italian. Hello, the Italians just sort of, they're touching the sensual people. Also, we won the Super Bowl that year. So this could be like, uh, you know, started the championship DVD situation. Do you think this picture makes the championship DVD? Yeah. Maybe like a pre a precursor. Start the
championship DVD. Yeah. Wow. So Hank, you have nothing. Like, what's your final answer with how does this compare to that situation? It's like, that was worse because it was in the playoffs.
That that was more of a distraction because it was in the playoffs. This is where we're in April.
By the time the season starts, we're not even going to be talking about this. So I, you can bring up something that's, I'm going to bring up something that's kind of a bummer here. For those who aren't familiar, you're talking about the, you're not even talking about the, off the laundry. Just had some living in Nuzzi. The living in Nuzzi was, um, the reporter for Vanity Fair
“that got into a digital relationship with RFK. Do you mean digital as in fingers or as in online?”
So many fingers. So many fingers. So, so little time. No, an emotional like, I think they were just texting each other. Okay. And, um, um, she was let go. I think it was more than that. Yeah. I think it was more than just texting each other, Jerry. Was it, was it was it was it was it was the senator of South Carolina? You know, yeah, also the governor of South Carolina. Yeah, there are a couple of guys she wasn't falling in. I can't see it. I know where Jerry's going. It's like
at like breach of trust journalistic thing. I think we can all agree that sports is not politics. So, and there's going to be, yeah. So this situation is different because that deals with politics and this is sports. So sports aren't serious. I think it's a little bit more serious if it's like the people that are running the country. I don't think that's crazy to say that. Okay. Um, uh, let's talk about who took these picks because I really do want to know who
took these picks. And I want to get to the bottom of it. And I studied them a lot. And the question is, and I want everyone, including Max, including memes to jump in here, who benefits from these photos, getting out? Maybe a, someone, a, a up and coming NFL insider. Yeah, uh, wouldn't they have put their name? Hey, Hank, wouldn't they? Because they're trying to take
tie-in off of her. There's, there's two years either going from the, who wants to take down or see the, the brave one. I don't, like, who wants to take down the brave one. As bad as it is, it, I don't think it's going to affect his job, the way it's going to affect Diana's job. Um, you know what I'm saying? You think that's fucked up, Hank? Hey, that's fucked up. It's not not seeing what you're, I'm not seeing your fucked up. I'm seeing, in society, that's
fucked up. It is fucked up. It's definitely fucked up. It is fucked up. It is fucked up. Why should I not fucked up, Hank? Yeah, because Rable's job is a coach football players. Yes, but the correct. Tires on this to get inside sources and, like, being in, like, that part is, that is, but if, if, if, if, if, what people are saying about Diana's players,
That would be, that would be, that would be in the similar, you know, if he's...
advantage, that is fucked up. Yeah, the AJ Brown, that, so the, the Eagles, yes, there's a theory out there that the Eagles could have maybe taken the pictures, because the AJ Brown trade rumors was, you know, AJ Brown's trade, his value was getting deflated recently. He's thinking. But, but wait, are you, are you, are you talking to me? Yeah, we were trying to, we're talking to Hank. We're trying to answer
your question. Sorry. Teams, teams, coaches, agents, always leverage, try and leverage
reporters as best they can. That's, that's a tail as old as time. Yes. But, that's not okay. Let me just say right now. Not the, let me just say right now. Let me, let me just say right now, because I've seen the, I've seen the memes. There and everything. There is no way that someone at the Eagles organization that is a very, very, very special guest would ever have done this. I've seen those, I've seen those. Dr. Upmeans. Yeah. There's just no way. He's a pizon. I'm not joking. Max, worried. He ever take,
he would never take photos of another man with another man's white. He's something, I, I don't know him personally, but I can say without a doubt, there is no way he had anything to do with
“those photos. That's not how he would play. Period. What was it? Was it just, here's the thing. At”
first, I thought, oh, it was just someone at the pool, who maybe was an Eagles fan who was like,
Holy fuck, that's variable and we're seen in an alleged affair. But, by the way, these things were fucking set up. There's photos from inside the restaurant. There's photos from outside the pool. There's photos when they're walking away. I believe they realized they were being photographed and they left separately from the pool. Holy cloth. And, and it's not like, it's two and a half hours away from from Phoenix. It's not like, it's not, you know, oh, we just happened to walk by and see this.
It feels like someone might have been tracking them. Yeah. And also, I think Hank's kind of right
in the fact that if you look at all the pictures that they have, if somebody's watching and observing
them for hours and those are the worst pictures that get put out, it feels like they were trying to find something. You know, and I don't think they found exactly what they were looking for,
“like no smoking gun. Uh, you don't think they found a smoking gun? I think they did.”
I don't think they're locked. You will have a smoking gun. Is that smoking gun? I think the private, the private roof. Yeah. Yeah, was bad. It was crazy. Um, you know, I wonder if it could have been just someone because it isn't exclusive hotel. It's not something I agree with it. It's not, it's not smoking gun. It's a, it's a gun. Someone is, someone's got a gun. We're not sure if it's been fired. You would think they'd over the course of a few hours. They would have found something that's like
a little bit more salacious than the finger locking. Pretty, pretty salacious. Pretty, pretty pretty salacious. I agree, Jerry. It was, the, the setting, the rooftop, beautiful rocks by the way. We're just, I mean, by the way, like, it's totally around. It could have been a bad, bad PR for the hotel. Maybe it was like the hotel trying to like subliminally advertise. We're, we're the affair hotel. Look at this. Look at these views. We offer.
And they were, they were staked out so crazy, so crazy. Um, you know, I do have to say,
“oh God, I'm going to be a little, little rude guys and you should probably cut this part out.”
I just have to do it. Go off. The, the, the, the, they will say the bummer this week. Oh, guys, I'm going to be a bit of a bummer. Um, was the, the reason we really tuned into part of my take is that you guys talked about the shit that none of the other mainstream media would talk about. And on, and on Wednesday show, you sound a pretty mainstream guys. I'm so sorry to say that Jerry. Can I ask you a question about this? Because I, I, I, I've thought about
a lot and, and you know, I do think Wednesday, the, the immediacy like it, it happened at 6 p.m. We recorded it 9 p.m. It's a story where we know both people. Um, I agree with you. Like we should have joked about it more. Uh, we have joked about it since, but like if you saw two people, you know, personally, in this story, and then like we're asked to comment immediately after, it would be a little awkward. Like it was, it was a little awkward for us. Well, hand, yeah. Yeah. I think, uh,
I think because all the parties affect everyone in that part of my take room ...
It doesn't affect the bears, but no one gives a fuck about the bears. No, you're right. It was,
what's funny about the story. It's, it's like it was designed in a lab to, to make everybody in this
“room have a very strong interest in reaction to it. And I think what we did on the show was we,”
we suppressed all the interesting reactions because we're so close to some of the people. And it was immediate when it happened. I, I told Big Cat the next day I came in. I was like, I think our big mistake was we should have joked about it right up front. And then like said our piece about why we won't dig too far into it right now. Yeah. Um, we should have done, we should have done soggy sorrows. It was what we should have done. It all took the show. Yeah, sure. But that's, it's a good
thing that we can like remember for the future. It's like in a weird, it's hilarious that this
situation happened. Yeah. And our little podcast is so like the tentacles reached so far into this story. But it also at the same time makes it some of that we felt very uncomfortable commenting on like right after it happened. In Jerry, I think you actually went through a similar reaction when you
“because it took, it was a delayed reaction for you with the Fingy's. I, I read the story and I was like,”
oh, this isn't that bad. And then when I woke up, I was just like, what am I saying? Like this is they're finger locking on a beautiful tree. I'll let it eventually. And it remains like a towel and hugging. And it's, it's bad. You shut the admit it. It's a patch look.
And I probably came off like a little a little on the white nightside of things. But it is because like,
I don't know, it's a weird position for me to be in. And I hope that it's not true. I really, really hope that it's not because I, I consider her a very close friend. And she's definitely going through right out. So it made it, and it's all from her own doing. So it's not like I'm absolving her of anything. But it's just a weird situation where it's like, if you're real life friends with somebody, you don't want to shit on them to score internet points in front of the world.
And so I feel like I need to, to like just give it a couple days before I start. I know, which doesn't happen on a non-show date because I feel like our reaction would have been a little bit better. This I understand and I hope that both of these parties know that we're not shooting on them. Things happen. We completely understand. I really hope that nobody gets in trouble. I mean, obviously, there's going to be some explaining to do. But
like, I hope that nobody gets in trouble. PFT, you can cut this out. Have you been in communication with any of the parties? Yeah. I just sent a text to her after it happened. Just checking in on her like as a person because I'm sure that she feels like everybody is a bandenter. So I just want to be like, hey, hope you're okay. Yeah. Um, we, uh, I'm not friends with her. We follow each other on X, whatever. But um, hey Diana, we love you. Um, like, we love you. Okay. Nobody's, nobody's angry here.
You two coach rabble. You know, I mean, like, we're human. It should happen. You know, I mean, it didn't a tough thing to ask human beings to not
“think happened. Everybody, you know, how do you work yourself to a spot where you have to give a statement.”
I think Jerry's put himself right in the middle of it. There's something to play to an terrible spot where you're giving some statement. You don't have to say anything, Jerry. Well, I try to empathize. Yeah. No, I agree. You know what? I mean, like, yeah, try to empathize with people. Well, um, and I also think there's an element. I was to say there's an element of, you know, jet fans, Eagles fans have had a axe to grind for a while,
so they, they, they, they, they feel a form of, uh, vindication that they want expressed on, on the show. And I think we have a big big representation in our audience of jet fans and Eagles fans. So they're like, what the fuck? Why don't you go after him? And I get it. I get it. I get it. I get that as a sports fan. Yeah. It's just, I saw people pointing out to that, like, as the show grows, we develop friendships in certain places. And then that limits what we feel comfortable joking about. We were going to joke
about this eventually. It just, big gets right. Like, the immediacy of it made it very tough. But also, I feel like we've been pretty transparent in the past about, like, we're not going to shit on Josh Allen. Yeah. We have, we, we're open about our biases at least at time. But yeah, I do, I understand from, like, an Eagles fans point of view, this thing goes down and they're like, oh, yeah, I can't wait to hear what the guys say about that. And we probably fell very,
very short of what they were hoping to hear. Yeah, you're, uh, mean cream. Whatever, it happens to the best of us. Um, jokes, everybody. Um, Hank, uh, let me ask you honestly, um, and, and please try,
Try and answer this question.
make it the row back. Let's say Jerry, make it the row back question.
He didn't know because I have, I have a couple more questions. You can come this up here.
“You don't play Jerry O'Connell. Okay. But I was saying, like, if you, if you, you have to”
be up late. But Jerry, I'm saying, Hank has to answer the row back question. You can't not answer the row back question. That's legally binding. So if you make it that, hey, Hank, um, what, we, we've seen in the, oh, you know what, I'll make this about golf. We've seen in the past golfers who have been blessed in infidelity situations. And we've seen it negatively impact their game. Okay. I'm someone who's initials our Tiger Woods comes to mind. Mm-hmm. Um,
will this alleged situation affect, which labels game? I mean, it probably will to some degree, uh, it happened. Yeah. I would say, it might, Jerry. Sorry. Yeah. Hello, hello. His answer was it might. That's the end. That was, I think that this is much as you're in get from Hank. You guys, I was shocked that he said that. Yeah. I don't, the thing is Jerry, like, I, again, like coach
“Ray will say that this is a misrepresentation of the situation. And until he says, otherwise, that's what I'm”
going with. So based off of his answer, I would actually say no. So see, you just talked yourself out of him, but you already said, let's get it. Yeah. You had it. You talked his way out of it. You shouldn't cut your losses, Jerry. I guess walk away with your head. I got to tell you, we, we record this on something called the Riverside app, which is an app. I have to download every time. Yeah. Because I'm sure it's like, uh, it's taking all my information. Sorry. Um, and I will turn it off, Max. I, I, I know how this
goes, um, but, uh, I thought for sure it throws up, but I forgot I'm talking to Hank and he's going to freeze up on me. Okay. Yeah. Coming from you being Jerry, no, uh, prop, prop. No, no, no, no problem. You just, he's making fun of my statement. Oh, my wife. Both both. That's a double. It's a double punch. Um, that's so hard. Let me know. I got to tell you also. I don't
heat my pool. And I'm fucking free. My nipples are never been so hard. I'm freezing. I'm like shivering.
Um, yeah, given the Netflix people, a little something. Um, means, means tell us, what's the one post that you wanted to just rip away, but they've fortunately wouldn't, wouldn't let you rip it. Uh, I started photoshopping, uh, just like a bunch of memes with rable sweater on. It's all like Tiger Woods. Tiger Woods, like Tiger Woods, like Tiger Woods, Daniel. I had a bunch of other videos. But they're, they're just saved.
That's sad. Yeah. You know, the crazy thing about memes, you got to do them at the moment, though, are sort of over. Send them to me. Will you send them to me? We have a, we have a texting relationship. Um, okay. Max. Because I know it. I know your, Max is going to figure out
“a way that this is going to fuck him over. How has this situation fucked you over, Max?”
This situation hasn't definitely hasn't fucked me over at all. Um, Max, if anything, this is a positive for you. Listen, I don't think, I don't think any of this is a positive. It's a
ver. It's very different. Max is, Max is like, uh, family first. Can I? Yeah. I'm not so real quick.
Can I just, can I, can I, can I defend my, my got Max for a second, say, one positive? Do we believe that the two photos was real? There's a lot of people that want to meet a comment on that. Yeah. I mean, you do have to throw things into question. It's a things in question, of course. I don't know. I, I still feel like uncomfortable talking about it because we know Diana and then there's, you know, we talked about it at the start, the family and the kids professionally
I'm speaking, it's, it's Eagles fans are have a little bit of indication and I agree with Eagles fans on that. But I, I still don't like joking too much about it because it's personal and I don't like joking about things that have like so many family implications. Yeah, kids. Yeah, I hope that's all of that. Right. You know, is under control and everyone is happy. I, I don't know. It's an awkward thing for me to joke about, but personally, but professionally, vindication for sure for the, for the
Eagles.
So vindication. So so you don't feel fucked over. You feel vindicated. Yeah. No, nothing about it
“was, definitely not fucked over. It's like, a lot of Eagles fans were texting me being like,”
"Oh, this is why. This is why. This is why." And whether that's true or not, that's just the public perception right now. Mm-hmm. All right, guys. Listen, now that we've done all that, I wanted to get into something, I want to start with the AFCEs. Um, uh, you start with the Jaguars. Uh, run. Okay. Hey, guys. Um, I actually, uh, this is, uh, a little rowback thing I have, rowback, uh, or H-O-B-A-C-K.com, promo code take 20% off, queues, that's Polos hoodies shorts.
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this goes hands over his ears. Rikini, Mike, Risini, and Mike. Risini, and Mike. You created the P.M. T. Story that has us all rocked. Risini, Mike, Risini, and Mike. Wasn't sure much was happening until we saw them think he's interlocked. Risini, and Mike, Risini, and Mike, Risini, and Mike. Yeah, this all does not look great. Seems you both made a big wipsies, allegedly. Risini, and Mike, Risini, and Mike,
Risini, and Mike, Risini, and Mike, although with those photos, we got to see both your tutsies. Thank you. Risini, and Mike, Risini, and Mike, Risini, and Mike, yes, these are tough times for you both. Things are about to get a little rough. Risini, and Mike, Risini, and Mike, but we still don't have an orchids of Asia vid where we would both get to watch you getting jerked off. They destroyed that, hey. Risini, and Mike, Risini, and Mike, yeah,
somebody snuck picks up you some paparazzi, some dirty rat, Risini, and Mike, Risini, and Mike, Risini, and Mike, and while the images were shocking, still haven't heard much from PFT and Big Cat mainstream. What happened to Huey? Risini, and Mike, Risini, and Mike, here on PFT, we encourage all to live their lives with no regrets. Risini, and Mike, Risini, and Mike, Risini, and Mike, let's help after all the tough settles. This means AJ is
going to the jet. Jerry the best armbuttsman. We love you. Great job. Thank you for holding
this accountable Jerry. Hold on a second, I've got to show you. I have a special, this is a
preview for Max. I'm so excited for your bachelor party. Hold on a second, I'm sort of freezing, because this pool is so cold. I've got to show you this bathing suit, but oh no, it's just three, oh no, one second, just like Mike, Mike, Mike, I've got to get some blood flowing. This water is freezing so there's some of them. It's sort of getting my dick as bigger. Yeah, we got to make it as a representation. We'll make it bigger on the donut.
Oh look at the donut, Tiffany Gomez, Tiffany Gomez, Tiffany Gomez, Sikdonna, Sikdonna, Tutsis, Hanks, Tutsis, okay, here we go, finger lock and finger lock and
“okay, here we go, I got some blood flow. Check this bathing suit out, you ready?”
Oh my God, that's my taste. I swear Mike Dick is taking it. Oh my God, for people who are listening, it's a bikini, it's a, it's a, it's a small bathing suit. What do you call this? Mike, Mike, the nut huggers, what do you call those? Bungie smugglers? Yeah, it's a banana hand. Banana hand with Max's face and the pig tails all over it. You got to custom-made. Jerry, can you get one of those for all of us?
Yeah, we need to, we need to bring those your baguess. I ordered three, should I get one? Yeah, get all of them. Get like 20. Yeah, we need to get 20. Yeah, we need 20. We're all going to have to get it out. Yeah, unfortunately, we're also going to have to start selling those on the
“bar. I mean, because if you want to tell you, my dick is bigger at this water. I don't”
heat. It's cool. Yeah, it's freezing. It's way bigger than that. Yeah, like for those on Netflix, my dick is bigger. Yeah, well, remember Jerry, all this was a legend. No, you saw my, you saw my dick. It's just, it's very small because it's like, yeah, it's like an adventure. It's an adventure. It's an adventure. Your dick size right now is a legend. It's an legend penis. It could have been a clip. Yeah, we're not sure. All right, Jerry, we love you. I love you.
Yeah.
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I love it more personal. And you've been on a crazy. I feel like I've seen you everywhere in the last week or so. You're at the final four. You're at the championship game. You're in the student sections. What was that experience like? Because you didn't go to, you know, had you been around any college basketball before? And look, first time, first time I was like, I was like, this year, first time on the college game. Like, I was one time before this,
but you know, he's not really like this serious college student section. It's really cool. Like, you know, like, you have all this, all this like cheating. They have like, you went, uh, when the guy get the ball over the clapping, they have on their own cheating, they're on their own. They're on like, uh, place what they call, they only name sign. How do you how they're cheating
with how they're cheating for their teams? And it's amazing. Yeah, amazing. Like, when you learn
all this type of stuff, because I, I changed cap of student section. And, uh, it's really tremendously amazing. Yeah. Not like, uh, like, I know like a couple people get offended because they change too much, but the point like I want, I want to discover what is the, what's the best one. That's, that's everything point about that. And of course, yes, at the, yes, they, we was like, we was on a much business final game. What is like, I first time ever see like 70,000 people watching one game,
basketball game. Yeah. And it was like, if I couldn't believe that stadium, stadium like this, big arena exists. Yeah. And like, so many people come to watch that really, big, important game. Yeah. We playing the, the triangle. I saw you in the Arizona band. Oh, like, you're there. Look, that's my band. Like, you know, like, he's on a band here at the best band. I know you guys, I know everybody have their own band, but this might personally favor it because, uh, I was
playing, I was playing my first ever instrument in a band on college game. And I have the best,
the best time of my life. Yeah. Like, I play triangle. I was not good. I was terrible. We, during the national anthem, we supposed to stay there and I supposed to, like, you know, you hear, you hear drums. And I want, like, I want to put the spice video trying to go, but it didn't work well. Yeah. Because I see the, I see the guys when they're laughing in a laughing in a band. But I saw the, I saw the sign, like, with the people like,
“did you curse Arizona? No. But that was the worst game they played. No, but wait. Was it hit the final four?”
Oh, you used before. I was before. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. Well, you might curse them. Look, this, they lost the lost couple games before I come. I, I, I go there after that I show up and they play the best they can. They play the best basketball ever. Of course, one game, one game is something like you can change. If they play four games, I don't think they will lose like that. Let's go beyond this. And they'll compete to be, to be them. Like, if you play playoffs,
like, in NBA, but one game change, everything like somebody who have bad day, good day, sickness,
Stomach problem, headache, I look, this is not excuse, but I know because I p...
how you can feel, how you can feel sometimes when you step on a court. A lot of publicity, a lot of cameras, a lot of media, a lot of people talk all, people talk bad stuff, good stuff.
You know, somebody like somebody who wants you to feel like special than, than, basically, like,
go from your comfortable zone or do TikTok's live before the game. That's not good,
“but you know, like, you need to get focus for the game and, uh, and be the best you can be because”
this is one time happen, or maybe this year, maybe next year, the same thing, but you know, like, for some people, like, first time ever, and maybe last time ever, they will be like, they will be like, they have opportunity to, uh, to take championship for the ring. Do you think you would have played college basketball if you were, like, you know, the timing didn't work out, but now you see, like, Illinois, I don't know if you had a chance to talk to any of the guys in the
team, it guys from, you know, Serbia, they guys from, uh, for a Bach and yeah, Croatia, yeah, yeah, yeah, like, in, like, that's kind of the trend now. It's been Arizona's same thing. They had guys from overseas where, like, guys from overseas are, are able to come and make money and play college basketball. It's pretty cool. Yeah, pretty cool. Like, maybe they're, like, you know, make, make all this money on the beginning of hit their life. You know, like, of course, what is your real
prize, their prize is real prize? How much you can get in Europe is not even, it's not even close,
“it's not even like, I think 10% of that of that, but you can make in Europe, you make here,”
what is good, what is good for them? And I think you start basically, you start your career with some, with some money in your pocket, these are some money. So you're starting your career, rich. Yeah. There's a lot of money. You can't from nothing, but you, like, get rich for four, two years playing college and what is good, but you study, you study your knowledge and you put your education on high level, even they pay your fortune to, like, you can put, you learn, you learn that all
stuff to make a fortune. But basically, they pay you to, you learn that stuff to make even more fortune. Right. There's basically no rules now. You could probably go back and play college basketball in America. Can I do it? I may, you might be able to. Yeah, please check this. Where would you want to go to school? I don't know. Like, you'd go to Purdue. You'd be, yeah,
you'd be a Purdue center. No, I'll, I'll go in Arizona. Okay. And it's always a better chance.
Like, you know, if Kojo put me in a game, I'll go with my band to, to, to, like, play triangle. Yeah. Because I think I'm, I'm practicing, and I'd be better, better. Yeah. What, what did you think about, like, Michigan, especially with Mara, like, guy, you know, their rim denial was insane and watching the game, how it just becomes such a big part of the game is that rim defense and having a guy who is your height or Mara's height,
standing there and being able to block all those shots. True. You know, like, out present by the height, it's first, it's first, it's not easy. Second, when you have, when you have the skills to, like, to, you can move and change the shots. I remember, I remember when I was, when I was in Antonio, when Tim Duncan told me, Tim Duncan told me, he was like, we're not here to block shots. We're here to change shots. Yeah. Yeah. And he was not about the, that's a part of when you
when you play good defense. Not about, it's not about how blocks you have, it's about how many times you change their shot when they supposed to shoot over you because it's account the same. They missed or blocked the same thing. Of course, for your statistics, not the same. But contesting, contesting shots, it's like same, like, almost like block shots. Sometimes they were so good, like, you know, he make good job, congratulations. We continue, move forward. But him, their,
him, their, he have a present. It's really not easy to, even, like, that paint is a little bit
“smaller than regular paint. Yeah, that's what I figure out when I stay there. And even, like,”
they make, they make him more leverage to, they can, they can, they can, like, play the defense. Of course, not just for defense, I think, for offense too. Like, he have, I guess, Arizona, he can't have tremendous game. Like, yeah, I was like, is this guy's real exist? Is this, is this real happen? Of course, final, everybody, he gets nervous. You know, like, everybody, everybody put their own efforts. But you know, like, he really play good, he really play good,
then, and I'm, I'm super happy for him and for his team, because they, they won a national championship. Yeah, he had a great final for it. It's interesting you brought up your time and saying, Antonio, I feel like you were a win be before Wemby. Do it for Wemby. Wemby came up in your footsteps. Yeah, yeah, for sure. I give, I give, I give, I give, I give, I give to myself,
no, Wemby, it's like something, something else. I can never see something like this in my life,
ever. Like, he, I, and I like to watch because I play in Europe and every time when I, when I wake up, it's like, it's basically the play middle of night. Every time I wake up, I try and game a checking of highlights. What he do, how he play, and not just statistics. Like, how he scored the bucket for me. This is like, this is, what he can do, like, that's like, I think nobody can do. Like, like, like, really nobody can do. That's really like, what, when we've had the
Viking do, nobody can do.
I feel like you, you, you have a better perspective than just about anybody else. In terms of like, looking at Wemby and seeing what he's doing and, and how hard it is to do what he's already done at such a young age. So like, what is it about his game that you're most impressed with? With everything. Like, I'm, with shooting, with all moment, how he like, how he get low when he drew the ball. Like, nobody really like clearly still the ball from
him like that easy. Like, how he put the ball on, like, up on air. Nobody can touch and he done that so easy. Like, or what surprised me the most, okay, everything is else. Like, you know, like, like, top people can do, but like, he, like, done, behind the back alley up, like, running and fast break and just turned the head. And they just, they pass him the assist and he, like, behind, behind the back, like, dunking. That's, that's crazy. Or between
the legs. Like, you know, I have a mind how I try to dunk between the legs. Like, they're
never going to, it's, I, I try a couple times, but you know, like, and I did a couple times, but I
feel like he's not that. Yeah, it's different from when he is. It's when he do, he looks like really, like, really good. Yeah. When I do, don't look good. Did you have you been able to want, like, the other day was Yokech first, Wendy was so fun to watch. Oh, yeah. Obviously, you're rooting for Yokech, your friend of his. Did you see also the, um, have you met Yokech's brothers? Of course. How scary are they? No, they're not scared at all. Okay, but you're a friend. Did you see the clip? There was a clip
where a guy, a fan was yelling, and Yokech's brothers were in a sweet, and he, he basically, Yokech's brothers, like, sit your ass down right now, and the fan was like, okay, I'm sorry, sir. I saw, but you know,
“I think just, just like, they just, they just, he just protected you know, like he was like,”
just, just because of the reason of that, they super nice, they super cool, they super friendly, they really good people. They are all family, it's really nice family. You know, like, they just, maybe they just like, you can tell because you see two, three clips when they happen like that, but they, they're, they're so protective. Yeah, I mean, he's on your side. No, he's your friend. Yeah, he's good guy to have on your side. No, he's good guy to know. Okay. Yeah, he's good guy, when you, when you met him, you'll see, you'll see what I say that it's, the boat of them, the
all three of them because like, three brothers, all three of them, they're like, they're really good people, they can't, of course, they can't from great family. And they just, they just protected, protected their, he's brother. This is, this is only, maybe like, because instead of being used to on that, like, you yelling on somebody that was like, I, he yelling on you, that's like normal, like, yeah, I feel like, I feel like, it does because of that, and nothing else, I think, like, they, they really good people.
Do you, do you hang out with yoga to every summer when he comes, when he goes back? Of course, we hang out with friends. Yeah, do you go to the horses? Yeah.
Yeah, I, I saw, I saw he horses. Yeah, but I never go out to the race, but I saw the horses.
Yeah, he, I want to go to the race. Yeah, it's like the best time ever. He likes the, uh, the cherry at races, right? The ones where you sit down. Yeah, so you see that on and on the horse. Yeah. That poor horse.
“No, but you can get back to it. I think he just, he's just cheating and the practice, but he don't, he don't race.”
And that's probably, it's probably good for the horse if it practices pulling him, then the jockey gets on it's like super light. No, but you know, like, he, he can not, he cannot through his career because of that, like, he just kidding and supporting his horse. And of course, he's joking. Yeah, so we, how have you not gone to the horse racing with him? You just don't, I didn't. I didn't. I didn't have time for that, and I had to go. I need to go. I need to go. Yeah. This, I'm, this, I'm going to need to go.
Yeah, it seems like the best time ever. Like, there's just, once a summer, we'll just get a clip of yolk, it's in like a tank top drinking a beer, watching races. It's just been like this, like, and enjoying his life. Yeah, enjoying the hell out of his life. I love when I see him, like, be the smile on face and join that. You really see him, like, he really enjoyed that moment. Do you think, do you think he, uh, he enjoys playing basketball? Because there's been a lot of
discussion about him because, you know, in the playoffs, the season drags on super long. I think a lot of NBA players by the end of it, they're ready to go home. They're ready to call the season, and, you know, take, take a little break. But a lot of people look at yolkage, and they say, like, oh, does he love playing basketball or does he just kind of tolerate it? He, he loves playing basketball. He really enjoyed, you, you get, you can tell on the game. You can tell on the game, like, he really
enjoyed playing basketball. All his shots, what he, what he, what he, what he do, all these triple
doubles, what he, what he, what he makes, is not easy to make. And, and, like, never mind how,
how, like, how hard you want to, you want to deny that on his face, but he really enjoyed to play basketball. He really good. In every sports, what he play, like, we play video games. We play this. Like, if he always, he always have nice touch for everything, a nice, uh, and nice, uh, nice, uh, like, momentum, use his brain to, to beat all, like, games, video games, basketball games, soccer games, water polo, everything, what he touch, he wants to play. He's really good in, in that. Yeah,
“there's a water polo player. So, he, he can play everything. Have you played water polo?”
Yes, I walk to the pool. No, I play. Yeah, because I heard it's, it's like the hardest sport in the
World to play.
I read the best in the world. Like, it's a bit, it's a bit of a really cool team on the world. Yeah. That's pretty sick. Yeah. Yeah. Like, it's, that's one sport that will make you very,
“very strong. If you start playing at a young age, right? No, I believe. I never, I, I, I guess,”
when you were growing up, were you, were you allowed to play with kids your age, like, in the youth basketball leagues? You know, I really want to know how, I really want to know, if I, if somebody have the clip about me, how, how I play basketball before, I really want to see it. Yeah, I don't know. And I, when I asked the friend, I talked about that, how I play basketball when I was, when I was kid, he was like, hey, he was good. He was good moving good. He was your touch is good. I was like,
hey, I know, like, tell me, tell me the truth, tell me the, don't tell me, like, fancy truth. He said, no, no, you were, you was good. He was not, he was not like moving, like, you're moving right now, but you was okay. Yeah. It was there a moment in your, when you're growing up, you're like, oh, I am good at basketball. Like, I am actually feeling confident that I'm, I'm getting better at basketball.
You know, I feel like, I feel like you never have that in your life. You know, like, when you,
when you work out because you want, you won't put your goals up, like, all the way to the sky. And you always, you always missing something. Oh, I'm not good in this. Oh, I'm not good in this. Even like, you start to be better in this practice on a summer and get better, better, like, get your power, get your shot, get your movement, get your dribbings, get your footwork. You get better in everything. And you're, on the end, you know, satisfied. Because you always,
you always think can be better. And on, on the end of the game, you, you will have a really good game. You said, I should have one more assist. I should have two more rebounds. I should make that lay up. You know, like, we always, we always such a thing about that, like, how we missing a little bit more.
“That's why that's why the, the problem we have, the competitors, the competitors, everything. Like,”
you put your standards little bit every time a little bit higher, just to find, just to find something we can fight for it. Yeah. What? So right now, you're still, you're still playing. You're as a goal to get back in the NBA, you're playing in the Slovenian. Yes. How is that? What is it like? It's, it's very fun. We play, we play Slovenia League and Abel League. It's like, it's like, League when you play, like, XU Slavia. Okay. Like, you know, the Bosnia Montenegro Croatia,
something from Romania, they play one thing from Dubai. Which, by the way, Yugoslavia, if Yugoslavia, I think we might have time with this last time. But if Yugoslavia didn't break up, they would be the best country for sure in the world in the basketball. Like, thinking about all the guys, like, the
Yokech and Luca. Yes. And like, everyone combined. True. And we were, and we were second, we were
second in a world championship. We were second in an Olympic Games. That's basically, like, I think, this is it, this, like, small missing to become first. Yeah. Yeah. So, so the league is good. Are you, like, the goal is to get back to the NBA or how many more years do you think you're going to play? Uh, till I feel good. You know, like, the goal to become to NBA, you know, like, I have nine years, nine years of already talked seven hundred times about that. I have nine years. I mean,
“I need one more year. I need a year 10. You should do a whole thing about, yeah, year 10 in the”
Pro. I like that in the pro. I need to do that. He's raising his mic. Okay. We, we have a couple, uh, NBA GMs that listen to this podcast. So, what are you working on now? We can try to sell it. Let's sell it. Let's go. Let's go. Move it back to the league. Yeah. You're 10. Let's go. You're 10. What are you working on right now? What's, what's the next evolution of your game? Three boy shots. Yeah. Yeah. How many three pointers if we gave you like an empty, I like how we're just
going through this with this with Max. Max's butt crack is not really helping Max out right now. I'm just messing with Max. No butt crack. No butt crack. If like, if you're in an empty gym, like, how many in I give you 103's? How many are you making? Do you know three? Yeah, you say 100. 100. You know who he's pet just the aquaich? Yeah. But yeah. I'm, I'm right now like him. Yeah. Yeah. How are you making? Are you making 80? 80. No, no, no defect. Yeah. I mean,
you just heard him say 80. So he said, yeah. Okay. Okay. It's my fault. 85. Okay. Yeah. That's
more real. Yeah. Good. Oh, I think 85 is an early stick. Yeah. Yeah. I always say 88 because I'm
born year 88, but you know like 85. I'll take 85. Let's get you back in the league. The league's more fun when Bobons run around out there. Yeah. I believe that. Thank you very much. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sharing thoughts with you. We, we got to talk a little bit about soup last time. I know that you're a big soup. Oh, okay. You're stupid, right? Are you a soup freak? Is that a fair way to put it? Oh, you can, you can say. Okay. Hey, you're a freak. Oh, okay. Yeah. Hey,
look at me. I'm pretty good. Do you have, do you have like top three soups? Top three soups? I have three top three soups. Uh, the chicken will soup. Obviously, mushroom mushroom. Okay. Mushroom.
You always, you always can add butter and a squash soup.
you pretty healthy soups. It's good. I try to be healthy. Yeah. Do they have, do they have any
“soups or stews in like the former Yugoslavia and either of those countries? We're killing with the soups.”
What kind of soups? I have everything like you name it. Same like you, same like what I said, but you know like, like, we have beef soup, we have chicken soup. We have some, we have like, like cabbage, but we use like a soup, we have a, we have been soup. I know everything to translate, but you know, like we have a lot of stuff. Yeah. I love soup. It's the perfect meal. It's a perfect meal. You guys, you eat the beginning. They fill you up and after that everything else, what you eat,
it's like you can be smaller, like small and, like smaller salad, small dessert. But dessert, dessert needs to be on the end of the meal. How do you ever, have you ever tried to eat soup at the
end of the meal? No, always beginning. I do that sometimes. Try it. It's good. It fills in all the cracks
from like all the food that you ate. You finish it up with some soup. Yeah, it feels like you're up. Basically like chocolate or ice cream, they just feel all the gifts. Yeah, you don't have to like it, but just try doing it one time. It might, it might change your perspective on things. Okay. I'm going to say that. Okay. I want it. I want it. What about the, uh, the Balkan breakfast that it became like it took over TikTok. Is that a real thing? The, the guys with, uh, I don't know if
you, it's like, I just, like, TikTok. It's really guys with just like meats and, and vegetables and like tomatoes and they're just biting the tomato, then biting the bread, then biting the meat. Is that a Balkan breakfast? What do you usually have for Balkan breakfast? It's not Balkan breakfast, but you
know, you, you can eat basically because we use Lara bread. We use Lara bread. We use Lara, a Lara, a pie,
cheese pie. Cheese pie. Okay. We made pie, uh, yogurt. We use the same like, same like everybody on the
“world, like, you know, eggs, eggs, bacon, and all that stuff, like vegetables. But I think Lara bread,”
Lara, Lara yogurt. Lara, Lara, Lara, you, you, you, you, everything, but you get in basically breakfast. We do bakery breakfast. Me, me personally. I go to bakery by something, by some, like, you know, like, uh, some things, but I have in bakery. Like, but don't like a muffin or, yeah. Yeah, something like that. Or something like salt, like with the cheese, with the meat, with the like pizza roll or something like that. And, uh, this is it, like, this how I do my breakfast, but we do eggs,
we do like, ham, potatoes, cheese, yogurt. So the pork and breakfast might be a little bit, they might be doing a little bit of like a caricature because it is, yeah, it's a guy sitting out there and they like have full tomatoes or take a bite of the tomato, they take a bite of the, you know, they take a bite of a carrot and they take a bite of a salami stick and a bite of the bread. I don't know. We depends on the person. So I'll give you that. Yeah, but somehow somehow, some, some,
back a little day, we do that too. Yeah. This, uh, this Bella Corba looks really good. Is that, is that a Serbian dish? What is Bella Corba? Bella Corba, B-E-L-A-C-O-R-B-A. It says it's a Serbian dish. Yeah, do you have photo? Uh, right here. This looks like this looks like something I would eat. Almost like a lemon chicken soup soup. Yeah, yeah. Okay, chicken soup. I guess. Yeah, lemon chicken soup. That looks awesome. 11 chicken. Oh, I would house. Oh, we got, just here. Everything just falling off.
Wait. This is, that's where my house is. Radar studio and set up here. It's, it's not the, you can lay down if you want. You and you saw it. You were kind of like, oh, okay. Like this. Boy, I was, I say I would like to like, like my apartment. When your wife's out of town, that's the part that, that's hard a little. But it's true. No, but, like, it's okay. You know, it's nothing, everything on perfectly on perfectly
“place, but everything is clean. Yeah. Everything is clean and it's malice. What is important?”
Yeah. Everything else, like, uh, when, uh, when some, when wife gets back from the city, you guys can back everything on a place where it should be. Yeah. Um, have you been watching like besides women? You've been watching a lot of other NBA, getting ready for the playoffs? Oh, yes. Yes. And no, depends, depends, depends which game depends with which team depends where and what. Yes. Yes. Let's go, say yes. You have any, any feelings one way or the other about like, yeah, let's talk about like the Eastern Conference because I know that people
are talking about Boston a lot and they got taken them back, which is kind of crazy that it came back this fast. Who do you like out of the East? The choice, maybe. Right now, right now, they place the place so good. They are named in the, like, the bit Larry games. They come, they come back on the track, like, when they miss it, when they miss it a long time ago. I know because I was there and, uh, and they have, they have good chemistry and they have to be. Yeah. You know, they have to buy us and, uh,
he's back, he's back in Detroit. They play good. They have, I always watch the, I was always, always,
Always watch their highlights because they always have good chemistry.
And they good competitors. Yeah. And what about the West? You still root for the rockets at all?
“Yeah. I was always rooting for the teams when I, when I've been there. And I always”
training for the people who was like, who was my teammates and, uh, who is there, who is there when I was there and, uh, and all people like call people all friends there because I have so much
fun there and, uh, basically, this is a team, this team, what I left when I, when I left, they left
there and they continue to continue to build their legacy. Yeah. Uh, I forgot to ask this last time I think, but you played, I assume you played some pickup basketball with Adam Sandler when you were filming. Yes. How is he as a basketball? Everyone, everyone, all the clips I've seen, everyone talk, like, he can actually whoop, is that he can actually whoop, but there's levels to this and, and playing against, you know, NBA players, we have to take it easy on him. Is he good? He is good. He is
he's really good. He's a good great person, a good shooter, like passionate about basketball, not a game, uh, no, like where he needs to be because he's not about, he's not about how he's killed you are. It's about like, you need, because you play with more people than then one. It's not
“like one or one. Basically, you need to be on the perfect place, perfect moment. And he know,”
because he's good, he is good, faster, he know to find you. And of course, he know, he know to score,
he know to shoot, he basically have nice touch and understanding about basketball. He's good,
he's good. He's not about, he's not about the clips when they're showing, yeah, you know, at highlights of the, of the person, but it's really he's good. We should get you. So we did this stream, um, it'll be awesome if you could, you could, you could participate next year. We did a pro's versus Joe's stream in the office. So we had a bunch of guys who were like Jason Williams. We had a bunch of guys who were really good in college. Okay. Play against us. Okay. And the rule was
it was five on five. It went one on one, two on two, three on three, four on four, five on five. Once they finished the five on five. Okay. We got to add a player, but the pros didn't. So it got all the way to 15 on five. Okay. And the pros were still when we went all the way down to 15 on two, and then the pros finally lost. Because it was like, touch, yeah. Yeah. There's a level to it. Like, people don't realize just how good you guys are at basketball and just how skilled everyone, like, even the,
even the last guy on the NBA bench is an incredible shooter. Yeah, of course. Oh,
shooter was or skill or like athletic, like athletic, like done everything, whatever. Like, yeah, everybody's so professional because we do all, we do that all our lives. Yeah. And you, and you, sometimes you don't work, you don't work every day, you don't shoot in every day on basketball skills. You don't practice two times a day. You know, that's a point. I think they make difference. But I've watched that. I really want to participate. All right. You're in. You want to participate next
time. But the point, I watched that, I watched that for the soccer. They have, I think, maybe like, oh, yeah. And like, Japan, when there's like a bunch of little kids and they play against professional. I think I live for a professional soccer players and like, they really can beat them and a bunch of kids. I think there was like, it was like 200 like five year olds or something like that. It was like glad kids and it was like, they see, they can beat them. And I know where they can score. The kids,
“the kids won. That's why I feel like it's like, they can't have too much people like you cannot”
control everything. You protecting the rim. Nobody would get a rebound. You would get every single. Yeah. True. That's, that's only thing. Yeah. We better not miss any shots. It was a better than miss a shot. It was new to, it was too many people to play offense. It got, it got too jammed up in there and then. No spacing. No spacing. What's really, I was just saying they're all like next to one meter one meter. I was trying to coach the team. I was the coach and it was the coach. Nobody
was listening. Nobody was listening. They just, they were shocked. Because you give so much people. Yeah, too many people. They all want to make the game winning shot. Yeah, they want everybody want to be MVP. Yeah. But they want to become Yoki, Choluka, Shay or Remy. Yeah. We did roleplayers out here too. We need, we need some Matthew Delve delves out. Yes. We need, you guys need Boba and you guys need the, I don't know. For anyone over. Yeah. Yeah. You're 10. I mean, maybe put together a little
highlight reel of you dunking on all those horses. That doesn't sell me out for sure. Yeah, make a nice little edit for you. Yes. Pull that. Yeah. Pull that back. We put the sound on like boom. Yeah. Oh, yeah. We'll make a sick mix tape for you. When we're walking through the office, it's going to go, we showed you the the put pot tournament that we have set on. Yeah. Okay. Um, or do you play golf? I don't play golf. I try one time, but the club is so small. I need to basically
like focus to hit that ball and then do it very well. It probably hurts your back too. That's really my shoulder and my hip, my everything. We got it. I miss that other times. I swing in there. They don't make the balls till there. They don't make a big golf clubs. They don't make guys like you. Maybe they make it, but I don't know. They make it. Yeah. When was the last time that you met somebody and you were like damn your talk? Well, when be. Yeah. Yeah. When be. I was like,
I remember when we play against them, we play against them in Houston.
with him and I was like, okay, I don't know to watch him like this because I always watch
down. Yeah. It was what's down, but this time I was like, okay. I mean, it's got to be new experience. Yeah. It's a great experience. Yeah. It is crazy just seeing when be. I got to see him in person because I'm sure you never met him in person. No. It's probably just insane. Yeah. I mean, he's just and he's so good. He's so skilled. It's I don't know. If you could stay healthy, it feels like he's going to just terrorize the NBA for a really long time. It was a really amazing, really amazing.
Same like, like, I saw Shakira on the other side. He was like, same. Come out for me a little bit. I was like, oh, wow. Yeah. Yeah. Like strong powerful. Like tall. Yeah. Have you have you talked to Luca recently? Yeah. I talked with Luca recently. Yeah. It's unfortunate that he's hurt right now. But he looked like he was in really good shape this year. Like he. He looked amazing. Like 40, 50, 60. I don't know how many points more. Like he was like,
and in the latest play, it's amazing. Like the latest play really good with him. And I know there was a lot the last other night, but I didn't watch, I didn't watch, I didn't watch the much too much game. Yeah. I was like, I was, I was, I was watched the score on the end. Yeah. I thought like, but I thought like, but I hope so. He'll heal back, he'll back soon and help them because they can have a nice round on play off. Until about a week ago, I was starting
“to think that the makers could do something and then Luca's out and Austin Reeves out too, right?”
So it feels like maybe not this year. But Luca, I was really impressed with Luca this year.
Mm-hmm. The Luca really good. Like, little focus, like, he always, he always looked for me. He
always looked good. I don't know, like, like, like, like, he looks a little fat every now and then. No, that's a little bit. Oh, he fat. So tiny bit fat? No, he's, he's, he's a little tiny bit fat. No, he's just strong and powerful. Like, it just made it. How he, you're a great friend. No, I'm honest. I spent time with him and, like, he's really strong. He's really strong and powerful. They're just like, they're just people like talk about that, but he's not, he's not really true.
Yeah. Like, I think from that because, no, true. He's really strong. Like, like, a Hebrew example. We was here. We was here with the, like, without warm up, we have some bar set up, set up set up, like, with the speed. We have machine there and we have, like, we need to do couple sets, like, of the speed of speed. How fast can a chop bar go like from the, from the dead position to the highest position when you can, when you can do it. And you have the numbers when you
can reach. You know, like, like, maybe I just made that right now story. We always, like, one point two,
one point, one point, one point one, one, like, without, here we wait, without warming up. Like,
“without warming up, he, he, he, the record, I think, one point eight, something that, and, like,”
no one from us is not even close. Like, with this from the speed, chop bar, power, like, it's, that's insane. Yeah. And you cannot, like, that's, that's so powerful. Like, he's like, he's like, he's bad, it's so powerful. And, uh, there's an, and there's something personally in my life. After they tried to read the number, it's not even, I'm not even close. Yeah. Like, I cannot, like, get the double. No, that is, we have, I mean, that's a big part of his game is, like, his, his strength
and being able to keep guys, like, at a distance, uh, get his shot up. And, but, but brain, too, like, you know, like, he, when you have the, you have the mental, like, read the game and see everything, like, you know, he, he, he, no, he, he, no, he need to tell you because he, you, you open an accord and he'll find you. Like, both of them, like, both of them, we find you every time when you open. Yeah. And you just need to, like, put your hands on, like, make good
play running right, right time. Uh, and the bully, being your hands. Is that, is that, partially, like, like, European basketball and, like, how you guys are taught to play basketball when your kids? Uh, I, okay, they have skill that you skill not, like, nobody else, but I think, like, they help a lot because from the beginning, from the beginning, we go fundamentals, we go pass from the floor, pass from the floor, pass to which I said, we go, uh, step side, pass
with right hand, step left hand, uh, over, over, pass and, on the end, when we're shooting, like, you and me shooting, they, it's not about, is not coaching passing the ball and you mean just shooting. It's about, like, I'm passing ball to you, you're passing ball to me. And I feel like, you can get more feeling about, like, about, like, about, like, uh, about where is the ball bounce, like, for rebounding? And how you, how you want, you pass to be passed to you because, like,
that past need to be good, because you want that pass back when you shoot the ball. And I feel, like, how the development you're game on, uh, on after that, like, you will, like, you will just, you'll just pass the ball perfectly because you already are just, you already pass 100 times a day.
“Yeah. To do your teammate and he passed to you. That's why I can use the development”
better, like, the passing skills. Yeah, because the unselfishness, too, and, like, the European
Game, you can, you can notice it sometimes.
Olympics and stuff, a lot of the guys, it feels like I've been playing together on the Olympic team for, like, many, many years, whereas Team USA, maybe it's, you know, guys, no each other,
but they don't play together all the time. But they, they're so powerful, like, basically,
even they don't do that exercise. They still powerful, they can do that can mean, so they can be an easy, like, Olympic games for World Championship. Who's the best player that you've ever played against or with, like, just, like, day-to-day, where you're just like, I just don't know how they're that good. That's, like, I cannot, I cannot, even, like, the player who is not famous, like, or you guys doesn't know him, he's still hard to play. Like, he's not about,
he's not about, like, the name, you, you, you say one name and say, wow, I never defend nobody like this. Everybody, give us a, give us a, like, a legend in the pocket. No, no, who's maybe not even in the NBA, it never been in the NBA, but you're, like, this guy's really, really good. No, no, no, I, I, I, I, I, I love to give name, no, uh, for no one, but you know, like, I didn't, I didn't,
“I remember like, to be honest, like, you know, to remember the name, but, uh, one time we play the”
third, third, the third, the third being a league. Okay. And, uh, one guy coming like, he, he have normal, normal job, like, normal job, working job, like, you know, he just played for the team because, like, you know, on, on the, on the weekend, he won't work out. She, he, he, he, uh, you know, street, street basketball game, like, and one, but like, for big guys, like, uh, he's, he was, she's so skilled. If, I feel like if he practice, he can be, like, really, like, good basketball play. So,
he was just a regular guy, like, technically, like, actually, he was, like, on the weekends, we're like, oh, yeah, I'll play in the third league. Yes, he's a little bit taller, he's a little bit taller,
he's a little bit jabby, but skill and smart and nice. Amazing. Like, escalate. Remember,
ask us, yeah, I remember that, escalate, but these guys, little bit, tiny and, and taller. Did you, uh, you watched the N1 mixed tape in your growth? Of course. I think, I think everybody
“watched it. Is that, you, you were like, that's what America's like? No, but I think everybody,”
everybody watched that. Everybody tried that fake, like, you know, hit the ball, like, go there, between the legs, like, long, long shorts to the end, like, bigger T-shirt, you put the ball, you kicked the ball, the ball spinning around. He was like, he was like, so, so much, I think everybody watched it. Yes, it was a little bit faster. The professor joined and he just didn't get off the tour. Yeah. It was amazing. Yeah. Do you have a, do you have a, I was looking
at your Instagram, before you have a farm at home, or is that? It's, it's my village. It's a farm, you know, like, back, back over the day, when my, my grandfather and grandmother have it. That's awesome. Of course, back over the day, we just, I tried to, I tried to help my parents, and everybody by the asking, why don't buy your dad, the new tractor, we have new tractor, but he don't, he didn't
use it. Really? No, we, we always use the same tractor, that tractor is old, but he always
use the same tractor, and I don't know how, and why, but, you know, the new tractor is staying there, but the old tractor is working, working around, and he, and he'll have to use all these guys grow. We, we grow everything, like, basically, only for, only for, like, personal stuff, you know, for, for, for, for your farm, it's not for selling, like, we don't, we don't, we don't, we don't do for selling, we just do for, basically, our, our community, basically, our family.
Okay, so for the record, Boban has bought his dad a new tractor, he just doesn't use it. No, I just, I just said because I read the comments like, hey, buy your, buy your dad or buy your father new tractor, I was like, okay, thank you guys, I'll buy new tractor. Yeah. But, the, don't bother me at all, I just, I just said, just said, for, not easily. Dads have their own tractors that they like, they know how, they don't want to have to learn how to use a new one.
They don't fix this one if it breaks down. But, the same tractor, the, the same or tackle just new one, but the problem because like, if you want, you can machine, who is like, who is attached for the, for data type of tractor. If you want, change the bigger tractor,
“you need to change all machines when they, when they competitive with that, with that tractor.”
That's why that's why you keep, you keep that size of tractor. Yeah. Do you guys grow, like, do you raise animals for me? Well, yes, but before it was much more right now, it's a little bit less. Yeah, it was out of our heart. Like, as a kid, you have to raise an animal and then you have to, they have to eat it later. Yeah, well, it's hard. It's hard. It's not too easy. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know why I could say more to read about it. Yeah. All right.
Well, Bob, this has been awesome. We, we really appreciate you coming by. I have the rowback question, RHO, BACK, dot com promo code take 20% off your first purchase, Qsips, Polos, hoodie's jogger shorts, rowback dot com promo code take. Last time you're on, it was, uh, before happy Gilmore 2, which great job in that movie. Are you, do we have other movies on the horizon on the movie star? Yeah. Right. Right now, right now, we, we, we keep that time.
It was, we was do recently, Robin Hood.
I was a nine and 10 episode. I was like, I'm like a bad guy with not talking guy, but, you know, like, guy tried to kill little John. Yeah. And of course, of course, Robin Hood. But you know, like the, the point I have so much time, so much fun time because we filmed that in Serbia. And it's MJ and production and Lionsgate. Okay. I say, right. Yeah. Yeah. And, um, and this is, like, uh, this is like really good, good stuff to work on. Of course, happy Gilmore, happy Gilmore is something
else because like, it's like different. You know, like, I run naked. I was like, do this. I was there. I was there. Uh, but, you know, and all this, all this celebrity, what he was that movies, but this is like, this is like something else. Like, like, I fighting. I'm like, bad guy, writing the course. First time writing the course in my life. And, uh, and he was like, he was the,
“it was the great experience. I remember when I, when he filming that, I was in the course. And,”
uh, of course, one more actor, he's, he's from, he's from London. I was in the course. And the course every time when they hear action, they start, they start like sprinting.
And I didn't expect that because before that, I never write the course, but we share, like,
I have only two classes. Right. And I'm in the course. I hear what I'm learning in one hand. And of course, like, horse in other hand. Like, and I'm in the course. And they say, action, the horse start to running. I was like, hit him with legs. Stop, stop. I was scared. Yeah. They said, oh, let's go one more time, Bob, don't, don't do that scary face. I was like, okay. And I was like, okay. And then they actually get the horse to take off again. They take off.
Yeah. But he was good. I'm, I'm like, now used to that. You know, he, I, I think he'll just start to walk. Yeah. Because when you, when you hit him with a bit with the, with the foot and like show him to go,
“there was like, he'd start to walk. Yeah. But, you know, that's why that's why I didn't expect”
you to start to run. Yeah. All right. So more movies. One more time. Back in the NBA. I think I figured it out. I think you might be getting blackballed from the NBA because the owners are mad that you gave away free chicken. Oh, you can, you probably took money out of their pocket. And they're like, we can't sign Bob and he's just going to give the people chicken. It was like, I don't know. Sorry for that. Yeah. I don't know. Don't apologize. That was a nice thing you ever did. Yeah. Yeah.
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bringing together athletes, celebrities and fans for a massive fight week. Don't miss it. Stream UFC 327 live April 11th on Paramount Plus. One subscription every fight. Okay, firefested the week. Hank. Nothing crazy. It was a good week. Fun week, many golf masters, weather's governor. There's a mini golf week for you. Yeah, I mean, I went back to Yulberg for the first time in like eight months. You say Yulberg? Yulberg. The flavor did you get almost died.
It's a sunny. It's embarrassing. No, what's the, no, the sunny is water. What's the
combination of your body? I'm a failure. Yeah, but it's always going to be hard the first time that you
Could know in it.
yeah, I don't like the honey. Overpower. A little syrup. I feel that overpowers. I just like the
crunch and a little yogurt. That's a yogurt today. Yeah, you're just telling the story. Yeah, you got back to back. No, don't repeat yourself. Back on the yogurt off the bread, off the snacks in the office. You just start exercising more. Yeah. What about the bento cheese? Because the boys. Yeah, I haven't had any bento cheese. I don't know. memes. I feel like he might kill me because he keeps offering it and I have not had it.
Yeah, memes, colton and and Shane have I would say have gone through like six pounds of pimento cheese this week. Every time I walk by, there's just a new tub of pimento cheese to the point where I have pimento cheese. I'm ordered lunch today and I saw that pimento cheese was on the menu and I just ordered it for the boys because I was like, well, and I'm sure they probably didn't need it. It was like bringing sand to a beach. The pimento cheese corn was getting a little out of
control. We just decided it's pimento week because of the masters. Okay, fair. But I'm down with it. It's delicious. We're just making sure you guys get some pimento with you. Yeah, we get some memes. You're happy to see me. What do you think it is about Hank that makes him not want to eat or cheese? Well, he's dieting. But I mean, it's so am I, but just polite to stop buying, say, thanks memes. Yeah, you think a guy likes golf also likes pimento. Yeah, I'm going to
have some, but just having yet and I'm worried, like I might just wake up with cheese getting stuff down my throat. Yeah, you better pimento. That's a real danger. Who just, who just had a
pimento? I would never hit a put on this, of course, ever. Like, I did see a guy, he four putted
from like three feet. That, it's almost spider last night. Lowery. Yeah. Maybe three putted from three three three three feet. But I saw that. I was like, maybe the haters are not actually hated. Maybe they're just realistic and I'm delusional. They got it. Yeah. Got it, right? They could,
“they could, but 150. Okay, PFC, your firefest. My firefest. I, I think I told some of you guys this”
yesterday, but I went to the doctor finally to look at my back because my back and my calves and hamstring have been really fucked up for the last like years. So often on with the back especially, they gave me an x-ray and I'm a freak. I'm a genetic freak. Where do you knew that? Yeah, no, I'm a freak. My, I only have four vertebrae. Most people have five vertebrae. Four verte, four verte, four verte, there you go, Max. Let's go. We're back. Um, when you love to talk shit, even though I
just dominate, like, I dominate. Yeah, you do. That would be so funny if it was just, if they did a MRI, it was just a picture of Kevin Ptoleau. Yeah. Got that dog in me. Um, so I got, I got four verts instead of five verts. My fifth vertebrae is, uh, it's fused. It's completely fused to my tailbone. So like it's there, but it's not like a separate vertebrae. So that means at all the other disks that I have are like getting like pushed at weird angles and shit and getting herniated. So I was actually
happy to find out that there's a reason why my back is feeling fucked up. And it's not just in my head.
“And that's why like the nerve things going, that's why I continually have been, uh, uh, tearing”
muscles in my cab for the last like eight months. Got it. So it's good to know that there's an issue. Now we got to solve it. Yeah. Um, so I'm actually feeling pretty good about that, but it was funny because when he showed it to me on the X-ray initially, I was like, is this guy after the whole stem thing? Is he going to tell me that I have a tail? Oh, wouldn't that be something? Yeah. Oh, no, but I just got I'm running four verts. Yeah. I think it's like 5% of people have that.
You're, you're free. A few of the proud. Yeah. 5% of you the proud. For verts. All right, so I also have a doctor, uh, story because, uh, I went to the dermatologists today. Have you guys ever been to a dermatologist?
Yeah, I first time ever thought it was a chick doctor, um, like not the doctors or woman. I meant like
only women go to dermatologists. Yes, you're correct. Yeah. Uh, and listen, shout out my wife. I think she, she likes me enough that she wants me to like live for a long time because she made this doctor's appointment. I didn't even know. I literally like, when's the morning? I woke up and I was just looking at my head of my calendar. I just see dermatology appointment, and I said my wife has a, what, what is this? And she's like, yeah, I, it like takes forever to get and see this doctor.
“I made this like six months ago. You have to go skin cancer screen. So I went. Yeah. So they basically”
I had no idea what was going on. I go in, I show up. They, it's a doctor, and then it's a person taking notes, and they just look at your entire body and like mark everything that like, you know, moles, whatever, so that in a year, I'm going to have to go back and make sure that nothing is
Gotten bigger, whatever.
coming. Check the, uh, the credit card slip. It was a double butt crack open. She opened up the top, and then she went down and opened up a little lower. And I was just like, I don't idea that was
“going to happen. I didn't know that that's what they do. She didn't knock. No, it was a way was”
great professional and incredible job. No, no, great doctor. Um, yeah, she just like, they just
they flip you over. I had my boxers on. She all in one motion was going down my back. Look at all the stuff. Pull down my pants. Like pants to me. Boop, boop. And I was just like, before I even knew what was happening, my butt crack was just open to a woman at 830 in the morning. And, uh, very uncomfortable. And then when I flip back on my back, she was like, you, you got anything in the penis hair, like, there's literally nothing going there. It's so we skip that. Thank God, because I did not need
her looking for moles in my taken balls. It would have been I also would have just been so embarrassed with the size. You could have just, like, gone home and been upset with your wife and like, she looked in my butt crack. Yeah. And it's your fault. Yeah. She, I'm probably going to have to explain
this. Like, look, we weren't in Sedona, but there were fingers and buttons. Decided like, uh,
it's more of an urban mind. But yeah, it does feel like this is a situation where the impractical joke or it's might have been next door. Yeah. All right. Now go now. Now swipe up. So you guys, uh, go to the dermatologist, guys go to the doctor. Also, she'd give me one recommendation
“that I basically laughed at her face. She was like, uh, you know, you're at the age that you should”
maybe start wearing a sun shirt. And I was just like, no, no, absolutely not. Like, you can't as an adult man. You can't wear a sun shirt unless you're a ginger, understand that, unless you're a ginger and you, if you wear a sun shirt, you just look like a toddler. You look like a toddler at the pool. You can't be doing that. Right. What have you got tattoos that like you're not super comfortable with showing off with the strangers hypothetically. Yeah. Then maybe maybe sunshine. Maybe sunshine too.
Yeah. But the, yeah. I feel like sun shirts, toddlers, gingers, 50 plus. Well, as you say, deep sea fishing. If you're wearing a deep sea fishing, that's cool. Because you're just like, I mean, you're a man. You're holding a big fish. You got a sun shirt on. Who cares? I'd say like even like construction workers. Yes. People that work outside. People work outside. Totally. But if you're just a regular guy at the pool and you got the sun shirt on, people are going to be like, what's going on here?
I think it's an effective tool to make people not realize that you're overweight. True.
But then I never know. I never know. But then everyone knows you're overweight because we're in the
sun shirt. Yeah. And also sneaky. Actually, sometimes a worse look because it sticks to your body. And then you have, and then like your, your, your fat and your breasts kind of pop. It's, it's, it's better to just go into the pool. Hope the pool's a little cold. So you could look like you're, you know, do a little flex. Far better. Before we do Zach memes in, uh, memes in, back, you guys have firefests, memes, you have firefests. Son of a desk. I've just like a great week.
“I have to. Oh, you have to. I have to. Two. Two. One. I got to a little too angry.”
Many golf. The other. Yes, sir. No. I don't think so. No. I got a little too angry. Many golf. Wait, which are you talking about when you threw the pudder when you punched a hole in the body on the other side. Are you charged at me? Oh, yeah. You charged at me a little bit. I charge a pin. Yeah. You did it. Well, it's sometimes animals like you'll see an elephant or a rhino. They do the, the false charge. Yeah. Which is they take a couple steps just to buck at you.
That's what you did. That's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, a different size of the Bible. And to be fair, I, I was trying to help max out. I, I would literally went up to him because he was feeling low and feeling blue. And I went up with my hands to do the chin-up thing that you see like the basketball player helping his body out. Like I want to see you carry yourself with dignity and don't be too bad. I think sometimes your own worse than
him is you. And you get two, two down on yourself. And I was like, Max chin up and then he almost killed me. Well, on the anchor for tonight, and this is going to come out after the facts. I'm sure all the, it'll, it'll end swimmingly. It would be great. Yeah. That's what anchors usually help you do. Be great. Yeah. It's got it. It's got it. It's got it. Yeah. You're, Max, you listen, you're passionate Italian. Yep. I did it. We all expected so it's not like I actually watched it back last night
and it's very funny because you, you did a good job of removing yourself from the situation and calming yourself down. But then you came back to the scene of the crime and when you started screaming meltdown, I had a meltdown. You had a meltdown while having a meltdown. It was so fucking perfect. Scott, choosing another man of a meltdown while having a meltdown is very funny.
Max, can you, uh, can you just walk us through the 18th hole because I had a ...
on the answer to that question is no, I can not do that. Okay. Okay. Do you think it's a little
funny and retrospect screaming? You're the one who had a meltdown while having a meltdown? Well, you're just, you're, you're the one. I actually was the worst of that moment. You were the going back and showing how he, you know, was, was a dickhead move. Max, is it unfair for me to be like,
“hey, you should lighten up a little bit? It's literally a mini golf competition? Well, you have to”
touch me. Yeah. That's a, that's a, that's a no, that's a no touch zone. Also, it's not just a mini golf competition. It's a life of death. And I just, and for some reason I've gone last every single round. Yeah. I've been, I've been, I've been, all eyes on me every single round so far. Luckily,
Hank just went nuclear yesterday. We didn't even have to worry about it in the second round. But
whatever. What's your, what's your, if you don't make it, you die number for golf? Yeah, for many golf. I can't even like begin to, no, I don't, I can't do that math right now. No. Like I, I don't know what, like a par. You're going to get to the 13th hole tonight. Smash play. Get the gator hole is, is a problem. There's a lot of problems. The gator hole is like, there's a lot of problems. There's a lot of problems. Pizza hole. Pizza hole is a problem. Yeah, there's, there's some problems.
My other, my other one was that I got caught in the bathtub this week. Okay. No. How you going? So we had, we had some great interviews this week. Shane Bacon, we, we, we recorded a 10 30 on Monday. And then Bob on was 10 o'clock in person on Tuesday. For some reason when I woke up Tuesday morning, I had 10 30 in my head from yesterday, from Monday. So I was like, all right, yeah, I have to be at the office at like, whatever, 10 15. I'll, I'll be fine.
And then I got a, like a Google calendar alert. I was looking at my phone while in the bathtub at nine. Time out. Yeah. You're taking Tuesday morning bath. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. What? I love to start my day with the bath. But wait, not just Tuesday morning, but Tuesday morning baths where I know you didn't understand what time the interview was going to be, but it was still going to cut you short within like 30 minute. You were going to have to rush out of the tub. I don't know. I had a, I had an alarm
set of 10 o'clock. It takes me five minutes to five minutes to get to work. This is an unheard of this, this, that got the, the exact same reaction. This is the boy. Yeah, the bath is supposed to be a luxurious end of day decompression. Not a, I'm just waking up on a Tuesday morning with a
“busy week. Let me take 30 minutes out of my day and hop in the bath. Well, that's what I needed that”
Tuesday morning. That's crazy. Dude. I don't think my body would know what to do if it took
a bath before noon. I, like if you think a bath before noon, you better have the flu. I, I have never,
I can confidently say I have never done this in my life. I don't know. On a weekday, I'm morning. I don't know. Tell me that. That's what that's what I was doing at the time. So I guess we bubbles. Oh, yeah. Are you kidding? Is there, is your cozy tub? No, no. This is very standard half of my belly is outside. What I'm laying down in this. Did you have like breakfast in the tub? Or coffee? No breakfast. No coffee. Just, well, did you have something to read? No, I had, I had a, just your
phone. The iPad up, watching Netflix, chilling, had my phone. It's a good way to start my day. It's like, all right, take a deep breath. Now go, go about the rest of my day. It's crazy. It's definitely a crazy move, but I, I kind of want to try it. It's nice. It's nice. But regardless, well, what this one was a nice because I got the alert 10 minutes before like interview starts 10 minutes. I jumped out of the tub. I don't even think I dried myself. Put clothes on. Came in what? I got, I probably
pretty wet. I, I, I went, I almost left without unlike, like, unclogging. What do you, what do you call it? Undraining? Yeah. Draining. Undraining is stupid, stupid by me. Draining the tub. And I, somehow, did get here by like, 10, 01. And Bobon walked in at like 10, like walked into the studio, like 10, 03. So it, it did work out. But I was 10 minutes from tub to studio, like on the dock. That's, in cry. I mean, I'm actually, I actually feel violated. I feel violated knowing that I was
talking to you 10 minutes post-tub. That's not exactly 10 minutes post-tub. Yeah, that's not enough I got to my car within five minutes and then it was a five minute period. You, you got to, you,
“if this ever happens again, you need to alert me because I can't, we can't be conversing 10 minutes”
post. I, I told memes this and he was like, you have to say, you, you have to tell that story
On the show.
Three or four? That's, that's a ton of baths. That's a lot. I don't know. It's telling you.
I really, like, that's, like, is there any rhyme or reason to it? It's all on a weekdays? Most of the weekdays. That's crazy. You're in a big sub, whether it's morning or night, but it's you're an adult man and your body's pruned three or four times. Yeah, I love it. I absolutely love it. It's like, it's my favorite, it's my favorite place to be. We've got to get you an upgraded bath?
“No, that's, that's what I was going to say. Like, I'm looking to move and like a deal breaker for me is like a nice”
big, big, big, big, nice sub. Yeah. All right, Zach. Oh, I also feel like I had pretty
a week this week. My first would have to be, we did do like preliminary rounds for the many
golf to try to get into the tournament on stream the other day. Later in the evening, I thought it was going to be pretty, pretty cundra like, hey, you perform well golf. You maybe you get in and then somehow I just ended up in like a illuminati humiliation ritual out of nowhere. They brought the handcuffs. They brought it up blindfold. Dante was wrapping around me by the hips guiding me through a whole through a course. I thought, Max, how am I back? Max, I'm how lines me up on like this big
blue penis on the course. Look like it was just saw to my eyes me. It was tough. It was bad. It was bad.
“It's bad luck. Do you feel a little bit like this? The SpongeBob meme watching all your friends play golf this week?”
Oh, it looks like so much fun. It does. It looks like competition in golf in like you get to get to
oh, man, it does look fun. It's not always fun. Yeah, Max doesn't have a lot of fun. But out if
I have to knew it was fun. Second round was fun. Shout out Hank. But when it's not fun, it's intense. And that intensity is still like it's addictive. We can win this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, good show boys Sunday night with our guy scoff and pelts. Let's have a great master's weekend. Get your big Texas. Say, hey, are you playing golf this weekend? Yeah. You got to. We got to before
“the masters. Not right now. I'm playing Saturday. Okay, potentially Sunday. Probably not though.”
You think the courses are more or less full during the masters? I feel like it's like it's like seat on TV and it's also something up. Everyone's trying to get it really going to be really nice. Well, but also everyone's trying to get their rounds in before the masters before. Yeah. So yeah, it's got to be packed on masters. Anything else you just watch the masters on your phone? True. Yeah, I could point memes. Do point memes. Yeah. All right, numbers. Let's go 76, 31. I'll take
on 66, 23, 32, 24, 14, 18, very couples minus two right now. Nice. Let's go Freddy. 62. Anyone? Let's go one more. 62. I'll figure numbers. 23. 56. 71. Same number. Same number. Same number. Same. 74. Anyone? Who is close? Hey, would you ask anyone? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Max is bummed out. Happy birthday to John Madden, Steven Seagull, and Haley Joel Lawsman. The big three. Love you guys. What else? Happy birthday Colton's brother. Oh, Colton's brother. Happy birthday.
What else? Is it in my messing one, bring a walker, taste brand walker's birthday? Yeah. And fuck, no, I'm just kidding. Okay, yeah. Love you guys. [Music] [Music]
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