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playoffs week of the year. Yeah, best week of the year. The best total week of the year. Yeah, total week NFL draft playoffs every now you can't beat it. Yeah. Yeah, you you definitely didn't
the NFL draft isn't always on this week. This week is what this week. Yeah, but it's during the
first round of the correct. Yeah, correct. This year is this week. This year it is this week. Yeah, it's this week right now. So we had a lot. We had a lot. We had a lot of really shitty games. Some interesting stuff though. Like even some of the bad games. I don't think that the the Lakers rockets was a particularly interesting game or particularly good game. But it gave us something that was kind of crazy a little bit. There was some interesting stuff to take away from a lot of these
Games.
show I believe. I said that was I hated watching the magic play and I wanted the Hornets to get into the playoffs. They ended up killing the Hornets on Friday night. We also had the ending of what feels like the ending for the Golden State Warriors. Even though they might just run it back again next year with Dramon and Steph and Dramon went out in perfect fashion where he got ejected. See to me, that's got to be the end. Yeah, that's got to be it. That's a perfect way. Well,
“here's the thing. If it's not the end, he he'll get ejected again for that. Like if there's another”
potential last Dramon game, he will get ejected. Yeah, I thought it was perfect. The way that Steve Kirk gathered him around and gave like a really nice positive speech and then Dramon was like, you know what, I'm just going to do my Scott Foster in a kitchen. Yeah, I'm going to kick out. I'm going to talk shit to everybody in the crowd. I'm going to take my time. That was that was his retirement tour. It was part of his farewell tour was walking slowly from the bench
into the tunnel flipping off everybody in the stands. Turn them off. Fuck you suck my day. I'll see you guys later. You'll love to hate me. What put him up? It was a beautiful way for his career to invent it. Yeah, you couldn't can ask for a better way. That's exactly how we all envisioned it. So, so what I was to say though is that I said that I was sick of the magic and I didn't want to see them anymore. And then they not only beat the hornets, but then they beat.
They were the only upset in the, I guess the lakers technically were a two and a half point of drug. They were the only road team to win a first game this weekend in an exciting game. But with that said, what I wanted to do is I wanted to call some series. You want to call some series. I'd like to call some series. Congratulations to Hank in the Boston Celtics. Thank you. That series is over. You have advanced the second round. I too would like to call that series. I mean, I call that series.
I feel bad. I feel bad for you, Max, because you got your hopes up and you were really excited
“about this six year steam. And you, when we left the studio on, I believe it was Thursday,”
you were like, these guys are right. Something about Andre Drummond. This is going to be incredible. And I feel, I feel partially responsible for getting your hopes up. That, that is lie.
None of it happened. My hopes were never up. I never thought there was going to be an
Andre Drummond game, even as much as you guys wanted there to be in Andre Drummond. Well, they're still good. Yeah. That's just, we've, we've seen one game, Max. We had two points in 21 minutes today. Okay. So, you just got to play him 300 minutes. This is the six years I came missed a thousand layups in this game. That'd be a record. That, a thousand. I think they missed a thousand layups in this game. They played this game two early. Yeah. I think this is a seven
clock APM tip. I think it's something you get totally different. Yeah. Drummond's a night out. How old is he? He's 32. Yeah. There you go. He's an old guy. Yeah. Like it takes to take your body a long time to warm up. Look at Hank. Yeah. See, Hank, you, you play, Hank got to play at his time. Hank's yawning right now. He got to play it new when he was ready and fresh and ready to go. That's his time. You got it. We got to flip it. You're at night owl. Yeah. That meant only
lost by 50. You didn't sleep this weekend. I didn't get a lot of sleep this weekend. Max's first bachelor party. Could you imagine being such an ego maniac you throw two bachelor parties for yourself? He kind of insane. Well, I think we have work to do Max. You guys mean. No, it's, well, I think it's made that, that Max is, is dragging us out to Las Vegas and forcing us to go in a bachelor party. Fine, I'll go to fish. Yeah, Max. I want to see fish at the sphere. More than anything in my
life. I don't eat those mushrooms. Fine. Yeah. No, that series is over. I think we can all agree.
Yes. Yeah. It was always over. Congrats. What if the beat comes back? He's not coming back.
Well, he's not going to play at all. No. Yeah. Is that because of Drummond? Yeah. Right. That one's over. I'm ready. I'm going to call. I'm going to call the Cavs Raptors. I know that that's probably not the Raptors might win a game or two. I think it'll, it'll go six, but I think I'm going to call Cavs in an easy six and smooth six. I'm going to call it memes. Would you be nervous if I called for call the next? No. There you go. Okay. Wow. I love that memes calling it that he
“towns by the way. Bad mother fucker. That's what he said. I'm a bad mother fucker. And he was.”
He scored how many? Did he have 19 points a second off? How'd your mother's? He did. Yeah. Yeah. He sucked at the start of the game. He was awesome. Yeah. Yeah. Zero points. I think after maybe a quarter, a quarter and a half. Yeah. He absolutely turned it on the second. A little bit of bad blood. I liked this for some reason. These two teams like they have to start shit with
each other. Yep. And now CJ McCollum who's never been a guy that I've seen like
starting shit with anybody is now into it with the next saying that Jill and Bronson was doing a Broadway performance pretending that he got kicked in the nuts memes. What are your comments on that? Was that an actual nutshot? It was definitely an actual nutshot, but this is just every team that was sitting next. They just have to make up and excuse why they lost. And this one was he didn't kick him in the nuts, even though he kicked him in the nuts. Okay.
It looked like he kicked him in the nuts. It looked like a nutshot. It looked like a nutshot. Yeah.
Yeah.
shut down all of 7th 7th Avenue. After the game. The entire thing. That's the thing. That's
the thing. Yeah. No, no, but the whole thing like from from Wall Street all the way to the top that just rocks. No, I don't think that actually happened. But yeah. That is the thing. Would you also have a comment about James stolen having a secret? What did Pablo Torres say? He's got a, he's got the deep state. He's got the deep state. James stolen. We knew that he was thin skin to begin with because we've all at one point been banned from going to Madison Square Garden.
“It started. I believe when Clim did the cell the team shirts, right? Yep. And then so he tried to”
ban everybody from bar stool. I was banned from Madison Square Garden after getting kicked out of the dog show there in 2017. But I did not realize that he had an active like surveillance state built into his system where he's like scanning everybody's face as they go in and then lining them up to people who are banned from the stadium. And he also has a Goon squad of security officials that patrol the stadium listening in case anybody starts to sell the team chant. Yeah. Then they get on
their walkie talkies and their text threads. And they hit up the boys and they're like, hey, I got sell the team chant going on section one, two, two. Could you some help kicking these guys out? Yeah. Any comment? I think he just wants to be loved. His band is great. That's all. Okay. So I did have a question about that. For a guy that needs to be loved. Why, why does he have a band in which he plays the Kazoo?
Are you also playing as guitar does he not? Yeah. I think so. Oh, saxophone. Yeah. I thought he, I thought he's trying to play some funniest picture that went viral. I thought he only played the Kazoo in his band. I mean, and say, listen, listen, does not shit on the Kazoo. If, I mean, integral part of any, you know, children's music thing that's going to rough you yourself. Oh, for obviously needs the Kazoo. For bold knowers it is. Yeah. But if you're, if you're trying to be,
“if you need to be loved by the mainstream audience, I feel like the Kazoo, it's like the Kazoo and the”
accordion or the two things you don't want to play. You can't play. You can't have like a little, you know, jambory for three year olds at the park without a Kazoo there. No. So it is, it's a very important instrument to very serious music down by the bay. Have they ever had somebody do the National Anthem on the Kazoo? No, it's so that guy whistle
though, and in Baltimore that was pretty incredible. So sick. All right. So we're calling it next series
over. Yeah. Next next. Okay. Next series over. Kazoo Raptors over. Celtics. Sixers over. Okay. See Phoenix. I don't even want to say that it started because it was over. Don't that even started. Like that's not to say that was over. It's actually a disc to the thunder because you're, you're, you're implying that at one point it had started. It had, it was, it's not, it doesn't exist. It's over after the first quarter. Yeah. The first game. The blazer spurs actually
going on right now. So I look stupid at the start of the show. If I say that there was only one team to win on the road because blazer gave them a little bit of the game. So now that we have those established that we could just be like, hey, those are over. You want to talk about some of the, the series they're still ongoing. Yeah. Um, nuggets, wolves was, that was probably the best watch. That's going to be a fun series. Well, we have fun series. Jamal Murray was not good from the
field. 16 for 16 from free throw and Jokitch, Jokitch had a quiet game, which was a triple double. Yeah. Like it was a quiet game for Jokitch. He had a triple double. I do think that this series would be more of a series because even in this game alone, it was like, there was a couple moments there's like, oh, this game's over and then then the wolves would come back. And there was, there was like a bunch of big, big runs within this game. Yeah. We're going to have a game where we're,
we're Rudy Gobert gets, he goes out of control and he gets people pissed off. He's like three points. Scores three points, but they win. We're going to have like a crazy Rudy Gobert game.
We're going to have a Julius Randall game where he scores like 35 because he's always good for
one of those. And then the two teams have so much history. It's not going to be a sweet. Yeah. I feel very confident in saying that. And yeah, you're right, even though Jokitch didn't play his best game, he was still like, by far, the best player on the court. Rudy Gobert did have so many points and he was eight for nine shooting. But I mean, he does, he does it all by the, by the who put
“good, good for him. Yeah, but though that's what I'm saying is the, the crazy Julius Randall game.”
That's what I said. Oh, you, are they some Rudy Gobert? No, I did. I said a Julius Randall 35 point. You get the Julius Randall game. Yeah. We've had top of the, we've had those before. Yeah. The Rudy Gobert games aren't necessarily the ones where he has like the statistically good night. Yeah. Like he did. It's the ones where he just gets crazy and mocks everything up. But it is, it is nuts. Just, Jokitch to be like, oh, he, yeah, he wasn't that great. Like he wasn't that
Dominant tonight.
He looks good. I had a thought when I was watching this and maybe he was just, I don't know,
I was watching it on a different TV. You know, you have, you have your TVs that you usually use to watch sports. And then occasionally you catch yourself like playing a road game and you have freaky. Yeah. Yeah. You're playing a road game in your own house. But Jokitch looks
“skinnier to me. He did. Well, I think it's a haircut. Okay. It did. Yeah. He can notice the same thing.”
You think he lost a little bit of weight? Maybe a little, but I think he just, the shaved head look. Yeah. You like cleaned up a little. He, he looks skinnier. Like, I don't know, maybe he's been smoking cigarettes or something. But he, he looks like he's moving more skinily. I don't even want to say moving faster. He just, he appears to be skinny. Yeah. I noticed that as well. He, by the way, the in terms of playoff triple doubles, only LeBron and
magic have more at this point. So he is in very rare fight air there. Also, if you're a wolves fan, you got to hope that maybe there's some more free throws taken by your team in game two, not not a blame thing. But like I said, the, I think, I think your mall Murray made more free throws than the entire wolves team. The wolves made 14. Yeah. He was he was 16 for 16 from the free throw line. Yeah. He made more free throws than the entire wolves team. Mm-hmm. What, I forget,
“what are we, are we not supposed to call them the wolves or is not supposed to call them the T wolves?”
We can't call them the T wolves. Is it T wolves? Yeah. But I still do. It's wolves are timber wolves. There was one guy. There's one, there's one AWL who just every time we said it would just try to correct us. Yeah. The Minnesota T words. So no, so no T wolves. No T wolves. We can say the timber dobs. Timber dobs are like that. I kind of like timber dobs. Timber dobs works. Tender dobs. Timber dobs are the, the Tim wolves and the Tim wolves. Yeah. The Tim wolves. The Tim wolves.
These are all play. Yeah. They are the M-tims. We can do that too. The M-tims. The M-tims. I like the M-tims. But yeah, I think even though, like, I wouldn't say that this was super, super close.
At the end it was competitive. It was never, it never felt out of hand until the very, very
end of the game. But I do think that the, the M-tims are going to win. I'm going to say this is going to go six games. Oh, yeah. It's a series of nuggies. I'm not ready to call this series over and I'm excited to watch it. The other ones that we called over, I don't really have any. I actually might, I might say right now, I might not watch another second of the, of the Thunder Sun series. I watched that entire game today and it was a complete waste of my time. That was never, that was never
even close to a game. Do you book doesn't do it for it? It was just like the why,
“there's just, just let me go to the next round for the Thunder. What about this? I think I heard”
Doris Berks say this. They've got a secret weapon. Oh, the Sun's. Now, it's not that secret of a weapon because he is on the team and he's been on the team. Okay. But theoretically, he could have played tonight, but they're saving him. The break glass in case of emergency, secret weapon for the Phoenix Sun's is Grace Nalan. Oh, yeah. He's been in her heart. He is actually really good shooter. Yeah. He's been hit three's. But with that, with that, make you tune into a game.
Probably not. Actually, you know what? I might tune into the pregame because we did have Dylan Brooks just being an ass and not letting Chet home. We're going to touch the ball before
the game. If you do that, you cannot then lose by a billion. Yeah. Yeah. That was the end of their,
like the, the Sun's talked a tough game for two minutes of the pregame and that was it. He did try to do the fuck shit thing too, where he like, did he face wash? Was that Chet? Or was that, or was that J. Dubb? Who was that? That he, he just like stuck his fingers up his nose. All right. I've got, I've got like 10 minutes. Yeah. There you're on Chet. Yeah. Just basically a thing for Chet. Give him a face wash, a little fish hook there. You knew that Dylan Brooks was going to do something
stupid like that. That was the moment where after that point, the thunder just went on a roll. And if you, if you're the sons and you don't get at least like an eight to nothing run out of the Dylan Brooks, I'm going to do something really stupid moment. Then you've lost all hope in that game. And it's over. Yeah. So we also had the night game, the Lakers rockets, which KD getting ruled out right before the game. That was a bummer. Weird. Very weird. Bumped knees on Wednesday.
And there was a bumping up. Yeah. He was warming up. They posted fun. Yes. We posted a KD doesn't miss clip of him warming up. Told you guys, Luke and Ard. Don't I tell you? Luke and Ard, 27 points, Luke and Ard dead. And then it would viral the fact that Luke and Ard actually has more points in Ohio high school basketball than LeBron James. Oh, that's crazy. Pretty, pretty fun, little fat. That is a fun dead. The Los Angeles Lakers have two of the highest scoring
Ohio basketball players.
is four. This is though a crazy game because it felt like everything went right for the Lakers and everything went wrong for the rockets, including Kevin Duramp being ruled out right before the game. The rockets took 27 more shots than the Lakers. 27, which is a bad number for Houston rockets fans in general. But it's insane. 27 more shots. They just didn't make them. And the Lakers made everything. The Lakers I chopped 53% from three. And I will say, it was pretty cool that
LeBron was playing with his son in a playoff game. And his mom/grandmother of Brani was watching. Fuck it. Fine. Everyone's injured on the Lakers. LeBron's 41. The fact that he's winning
playoff game still. And the fact that his son was a baby when he was first in the NBA playoffs
and now they're playing together. It's pretty damn cool. It's very cool. It's very cool. And the fact that like, Brani's on the Lakers is still ridiculous. Yeah. But they're so banged up that he actually should have been playing in that game. Yeah. It's not like they did LeBron a
“favor by playing his son. That's how beat up the Lakers are. I thought that the role that LeBron's”
being used in right now. It's very different from what he's done in the past. He's being like a point guard, like a full-time point guard. And like a facilitator. And I actually think that's he's really, really good at that. He's done it at times. I mean, he said to do it at times where he's had to basically control the whole game. Right. But he's also done that through like not just
facilitating and passing, but like also being ball dominant and getting his own shot. Yeah. And
scoring, this is like, yeah, he did a little bit of that. But he was like a true point guard. Yeah. And I actually think that if he's going to-- Well, I mean, you have Luke and Art out there. You just got to feed Luke. If he's going to win like a series or maybe two, that's-- Oh, you're already getting that. That's it. I think they're going to be the-- Oh, I think they're going to be the rockets. If Kevin and Rick comes back, I do not think so. Again, I having 27 more points than your opponent
and only they should have blown him out. And they shot the-- Like I said, the linker's maybe this is just what's going to happen. But the link felt like everything went right for the linker's everything went bad for the rockets. I'm not ready to rule this series over. I'm not ruling it over.
I'm saying that I like watching LeBron in this role. Yeah. It's more interesting than-- Well,
“he wants me to-- Luke comes back. Well, that's what I'm saying. I think I think it could work.”
Now, Luke would need to ball. Come on. I think he could work. I think he could work. I think he got to get the ball. He'll get the ball. He'll get the ball. He'll hold the ball when you got Bronny, like LeBron. I'm sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I keep calling. That's fucked up when you refer to a man as what used to be his nickname at times. And then it's accidentally referring to his son. LeBron, when he's at his most fun to watch, my opinion, is when he's passing the ball. And that's what
that's what he did very, very well over the weekend. So I don't know if Luke comes back and I don't know, do we know when he's going to come back? They said like game six or seven, maybe, is the hopeful. Okay. Again, yeah, do you need him? You have Luke and Art. You don't have-- you don't need him. But he's a nice to have. The Lakers, I mean, the Luke and Art in Austin, Rees, and Luca, you're just getting all the swag he might do. Uh-huh. Luke and Art's one of the only Duke
guys I don't like actively hating it's all because he's a lefty and he can dribble behind his back. It's sometimes as that easy. It's just a cool looking thing. What he does that. For me, McRoberts was that guy. And when he got tatted up, also lefty. Yeah. But yeah, some about Luke and Art.
“Oh, yeah, Lucas in there. The Kevin Rate yelled at a fan. I think during the game saying,”
get that grown man dick out of your mouth. That's kind of, does that even register any more if you're a fan? And you get yelled at by Kevin Durant. That's not even something you can go tell people, right? Oh, like that's not, that's just not something that, like, okay, cool. So you went to a game the Kevin Durant played in. He's yells at a fan every single game. Kevin, Kevin Durant, he's just like, he's a full-time internet troll now. Yeah. Even when he's not online, he's still like that,
that is infected every fiber of his being. What are you guys laughing at in the booth? I had bad Twitter search. What was the fun of the video? I just switched grown man dick. You search Durant, grow man dick? No, not even Durant. I just searched grown man dick. On Twitter. Max. Yeah. I mean, I asked out before. We got, we got to the loading. Well, now let's see how we got to go back. You got to do it. You got to do it. You got to do it.
No. What is that, what is that result, Max? What? It's sort of, it's sort of breaking like constantly now. So it's not something. Nothing. It's easy. I thought like, yeah, Max, what are you going through? Let's do a little intermission here on basketball talk. What are you going through mentally and physically right now? Donna, this is worse hangover my life. Sort of hangover my life. So what, can you give us a breakdown of the of the bachelor party? What would happen this weekend?
Um, he's got nothing that is brain right now. Shit. You searched day. It is blank.
You met up with some friends, got dinner, got drinks, after stayed up late, F...
Woke up, played golf, drank on the course. Then we went to, that we went out for a little
of them. We went to partial, partial barn filly, shut up, shut up, shut up then. And then woke up, Saturday morning, tailgated all day for the filly's game yesterday. Save it. Went to the filly's game for like four innings. They were like, fuck it. Let's go watch the flyers. We got flyer down. We watched the flyers win. And then went, went to a strip club last night. And to here I am today.
“And, and there you sit. And here I sit. What time did you start tailgating for the baseball game?”
I think are like 130, the game started at seven. That's, and then, yeah, that's a lot of tailgating for a baseball game. I've been telling Max that he needs to have four beers, four, four small beers tomorrow. No, and you, you got to taper this thing off through the fightings or in town. Yeah, Max, Max, we're going to go to the game together. He's doing the, I'm never drinking again thing. That's the opposite of what you have to do in the situation. You have to taper yourself back into real life. You have to have four medical beers on Monday. And then ease your way back. Basically your doctor prescribing it's you. We have to do this, Max. Max, as your attorney, I strongly advise. Come on, Max.
Yeah, it's not great. It's not, not, not a good spot. Yeah, that looks like a man that has some anxiety about, did you lose something this weekend, Max? Money. Yeah.
By the way, uh, while you're feeling right out, because we, we obviously didn't go to this pasture party of yours. This one, you were going to the second one, because like I said,
you're an ego maniac, you haven't batched a party month, uh, this, the second one will be, will be, uh, two days before our live show in LA, which by tickets, the YouTube theater May 5th in LA, we're doing a live show. And we're doing it two days after Max's batched a party, we're going to be telling stories that we're not going to be told on on the podcast. There's also a wrinkle that has been added is that, my parents will be an attendance. Oh, no. We will be having to get creative of, we should get actual headphones.
We should say everything that you did will just say, Zack did it. No, we just have to escort them out of the building when we get to that,
“I think when we get to that segment, we'll get some ear muffs. We'll have, we'll have Jerry O'Connell put the ear muffs on them.”
That's the only place that we're going to be saying all the stuff that Jerry says when he says not for air. I don't, I don't, I'm going to be at that right now.
I've never seen anyone do as much drugs in a weekend as Zack did that weekend. See? That's easy.
No drugs. No drugs. Your mom's going to text you. No, that's about it. It's about it. It's about it. It's about it. It's not true. Out of context. I'm telling. But yeah, do buy tickets. We have Resil is going to be a special guest. Blake Griffin, I talk to. Is it going to be a special guest? Jerry O'Connell's be a special guest. And I think Jerry just invited and made his wife a special guest, which I think we're just going to have to do. I think we're not to have her back in our main.
Oh, no. We would love to have her on. No, no. Supermodel ever look it up. She's the best. She doesn't know though. Like the problem with having her on is that I don't trust that Jerry is going to fully explain what she's going to. Do you know what I mean? There's a chance she tricks her into being like, hey, we're going to go to the show. You know, the strokes are playing in LA at the YouTube theater. I got us tickets and then she's going to show up and just be like, actually we're doing the fantasy stuff with my friends. There's also a very high chance that Rebecca remain actively hates us.
Yeah, we pulled Jerry away from her so much. I would say a hundred percent she does. Maybe she loves us for that. I'm not sure. But like Jerry definitely talks to her about us and she definitely says to him, like, I don't care. Stop talking about these guys. So we're going to have, we're going to have Rebecca Romano on the show. So this is going to be an awesome awesome. We don't do live shows.
“Often if ever, I think this is our second one in eight years. Yeah, we did one for the BVT Vanderversory.”
Yeah, one year Vanderversory. So please buy tickets. Come out. It's going to be a very fun night. And yeah, it's going to be fun night. 10 years apart. My take with some special guests and Max were probably going to have to follow PFT's advice and maybe just get like pretty drunk for you know. Whoa. You didn't hear my advice. My advice was not to get pretty drunk. My advice was like for easy beers from Max on the Monday. You just want to get drunk. Hank will get drunk. Oh, I mean, I know, but it's like you got four easy
years on Monday. Two beer prescription and then maybe it's a two beer night. 8 to 16 on Tuesday. Yeah, Hank will be drunk. I might not even be drinking in Vegas. No, you're probably drinking. You get Max. You're on that trip.
It's that bad right now.
Yeah, I get it. No, that is true. Get his ass roll comments. You did not know. I feel like I feel like I get it now. I feel like I get it now. Well,
said, that was a nice nice thing you said about Hank. Yeah, great. No, it's just back. Just back as much respect. He's a lot or so much respect. I'm old. I can't believe that you do that. Hank, I can't believe you you drag yourself here when you're feeling that bad. Yeah, when you're just old bag of shit. You're not as much as pussy as Max thought that you helped till yesterday. How long is the tub going to be tomorrow? We have interviews tomorrow. I know. I don't think I don't think I'm going to have to do
pub. It's pub. I would have to do tub after the inner. What about after night. I'm going to do
“afternoon tub. Maybe I'll do tub tonight. Actually, no, you should not. You probably will drown.”
You should invite one of our guests to tub with you. Oh, yeah. What? You said what did you don't Jeremiah? No, just comes up. That's a private thing. That's an end. That's an end. That's a solo. He has even invited his fiancée to the tub. No, I think you guys go beers in the tub. I really don't talk it. Stop trying to get me a drink more. Don't, don't tub tonight. You
will die. I can not. You'll fall asleep and then you'll just slowly go under and you'll never wake up again.
Don't do it. Yeah. Okay. That's Max. That's how he's feeling. Let's say a quick break. We'll talk some more playoffs, NHL included. It will get some more basketball talk. Draft Kings. Draft King Sportsbook is our wonderful sponsors. The NBA playoffs are here in the Draft King Sportswick, an official sportsman in part of the NBA. Boost every game day. The whole postseason when the lights get bright as the best players in the world show you exactly who they are. Playoffs, stars,
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“the Celtics in the Thunder games were just not up in mode. Yeah. Well, any thoughts from the game?”
Jason Tatum at the, then now this is we're talking about it a lot. How crazy it is. How fast
he's come back? I never would have thought, you know, a year ago after he went down against
the next, like, the fact that he is back and playing as good as he's playing is just special. Special special. Yeah, he would easily edit triple double if he played the whole game. Yeah, he didn't have to play the full entire fourth quarter. It's dominant. Yeah. It's dominant stuff. And memes. I just can't wait for the next memes. I just, I hate them. Yeah, the things he's just like, oh, they're so much worse than they are last year and it's like,
and they are. I cannot wait. Who is the Celtics? They are. And the, and memes had a take. Can I, am I allowed to? Yeah. So my love. Yeah. Oh, yes. Even though it was at the, the Cub's games who was outside of, he said Mitch Robinson is the best player in the NBA. He's so good. I like it. Mames. I, I agree with him. He just can't shoot free throws. But he, he, he, he, he, he, he, everything. He said he's the best player in the NBA. I agree. I memes is right. I, I love Mitch Robbins. He
did defend his trucks. He's got trucks. He's got all the dogs. He's the only person that I fall on TikTok. Statistically one guy off off the top of the head. I think plus minus like when
“he's in, the mixer on top of. So that will be just being the button. And that's why Joe”
Mizzool up smart coach. Um, auto foul Mitch when he's in the game. Um, because the free throws. What's your answer to Mitch Robbins and Hank? Free throws. Just, just hack a bitch. Yeah. So we didn't work. So are you, so you're not scared of the next. No. And Connor's not scared of you. Yeah. It's excited. It's, it's, it's actually great. Yeah. The mixer designed to beat the Celtics. Hmm. Built from the ground. Wow. What if the six are sending him get it there?
That we've already, that six was a crush thing.
mixer. You know, the, Andre, you know, the, the Mitch Robinson stopper is Andre Drummond. Yeah. He does it all. Get your man. They can do both. So that was, Hank, how did you, I mean, you, this game wasn't even, it was over, like the minute it started. You looked down and just
“like, oh, okay. It's 15 point came. Yeah. I think I think they, they, it's like eight to nine to eight”
or something and then that the game was over. Oh, I will say, you know, we often talk about a guy math, how bad, you know, when, when we see numbers and they don't make sense, 64 to 46 is, is way more than 18 points. Way more. Yeah. When it jumped when it was 64, 46 and half and they're like,
the next or the, the sixes are down 18 and half and like, no, they aren't through down a billion.
What was the halftime score with the magic in the hornets? That was crazy. That was crazy. The hornets just got their shit kicked in. Yeah. Lamele ball is, um, I don't know. I can't tell. I can't tell. I think he's the funniest player, but I just don't know. Yeah. Yeah. He's the funniest player. That was 68 to 37. Jesus. Let's see that. To me, that, that feels like it's 40 points. Yeah, but 68 to 37, I can conceptualize it a little bit better because it's like, you just, they're close enough
where it's, they got it. That's a really big number. Something about 64 to 46 when I saw it today, I was like, if you just, if you flash that in front of me, said, how much of the up, I would have said 35 points. Because it felt like a lot more especially in that moment. Hey, the comments
“at the end of the game by the Boston fans chanting, we want Boston. What does that mean?”
I think that was just letting the city of Philadelphia know how dumb they are and how much we feel. So you were just doing like, the repeat game. Yeah, it's like, so the six or as you know, like, remember when you guys were just chanting this, how dumb do you feel? Yeah, that's pretty funny. Yeah, good. No, it's pretty funny. It's just maxed so flyered up that he doesn't care at this point. I just, it was over. I just, I just flyers Bruins play off series. My, that might actually be
what the AWS need. Oh, you got to worry about the Sabers buddy. Yeah, no, I know, but that would not choke and chewed. Yeah. Yeah. Our house. I was thinking of that take when we were up to nothing, but still, still on the table. Max, how much, how much better was your day that Tobias Harris also lost? Oh, it was so perfect watching the end of that game and Tobias Harris, just like missing every shot that the team needed. So I was, I was thinking about you. I was like, I bet Max actually,
this makes this six or less, staying a little bit less because because of the way that the pistons end up losing. So that, that was the biggest, I don't, if you're a pistons fan,
are you hitting the panic button? Probably not, but the magic are healthy for the first time
in a very long time. And if Tobias Harris is your, is supposed to be your second, you know, leading score. That's a prop. Also, Duncan Robinson was their third leading score with only nine points. We like Duncan Robinson, but that seems like a problem. It, it was just remarkable. The magic had all their starters at 15 plus points. Right. And the pistons had cade cutting him with 39 points. Tobias Harris was 17 and then the next was Duncan Robinson at nine.
And it's like, are the pistons? One of those defensive physical teams, Max effort teams that can get the most of the regular season. And then, oh, shit, you don't have enough guys who can score. It'd be elite scores in the playoffs. I don't, I'm not going to rule that after one game. The question has been posed in my head. Well, they got, they have their own break glass in case emergency guy, they could bring in people at all. Yes, sure. And then that's a great equalizer.
But it, that, that, that was like, Franz Wagner taking over in the, in the fourth quarter. He,
“I think he was five for five for 11 points. That's what a second score does. Like that,”
when it became Franz verse Tobias Harris, like, okay. Yeah, the magic going to win this.
I don't, Max, what do you think? Do you think that a team that has Tobias Harris as their second
leading score can win a bunch of playoffs? Yes. Nope. I just kept thinking about that. I was like, at least Max has this that he gets to watch today. If you're, if you're a piston's fan, I think, so the pistons, I don't think, what was the last time the pistons won a home playoff game? Do it 2008. 2008? I think it's 2008. Damn. 2004. 2004? No, like, really? They definitely won the home playoff games after that with like Ben Wallace, Rashid Wallace,
pistons, playoff history. 2008. I got to read 2008. 2008. Last home. This is last year. They won their, they won two games in New York. That is pretty crazy. Yeah. That's a long as time. If you are a pistons fan though, that sucks. It's a long as time. You just have to hope that maybe this is the magic had a streak in, it was from 2011 to 2020. They had
Three playoff appearances where they won the first game.
first game magic. They won the first game then lost four to one in the series. Three straight series.
“They did that. So you've got to hope that that's first game magic. I think Detroit's going to be okay.”
I still think, and this, I mean, not coming out. We're digging ourselves pretty, pretty deep into the, like, magic haters camp, which I don't want to be because I know I'm, I'm going the opposite. I don't want to hate the magic. I don't. I, I thought that there were very fun to watch last year, and this year they've been a bummer. Obviously, the injuries have been a big part of that, but I still think that the pistons are, I think that they're going to win, and I'm going to say
pistons and six. I'm, I'm flipping back into a magic lover because, uh, our guy, well, I saw a take. Do you guys want to read, hear a take from an NBA expert that made me like double thinking and be like, hey, you know what, if everyone, if an NBA expert saying this, maybe I'll just zag on it, go somewhere else. He said after the magic beat, the Hornets are Friday night. This
stinks. The magic earned it, but that is a terrible series. Hornets first pistons in a playoff
series would have been a perfect stylistic contrast, and they had a huge fight earlier in the year. Now, this series is horrible talking about the pistons versus the magic. And this is an NBA expert expert. Yeah. Does he work here at this? Yes. Steven Chase out. So now that I'm just going to be like, you know what, I'm all in on the magic. Am I by some magic here? Is that how you determine like 90 percent of the basketball takes? Yeah. If Steven Chase says something, you know what's wrong. Well,
he says this is so horrible and we're no one wants to watch this. I'm like, you know what, I'm now going to do that. Listen, I like the magic when they're playing fun brand of basketball, not when they're doing the like, I'm going to every guy gets to everybody gets nice, so opportunity, and then occasionally kick it out to a guy that then takes his own ISO opportunity. I do think the the pistons will win the series, but I, I, there's a little bit hovering over panic button
“when you're the one seed and you lose game one. I think they'll be okay. A little bit. You know what,”
it's early for guarantee, a guarantee the pistons win game two. Okay. That's a guarantee. Why should guarantee the whole series? That's a guarantee the pistons win. Why should guarantee the whole series? It's a, because I don't have that much tied into the pistons. Just do it. Just guarantee the whole series. It costs nothing to guarantee the whole series. You know what, I guarantee the pistons win the whole series and I, and I double guarantee go double guarantee they win game two. There you go. That's double guarantee.
That's nice. It's never been done. That's a roll over guarantee. I don't know a single other
podcast. It's ever double guarantee to game two. I'll match your guarantee on game two. Okay, triple guarantee. Yep. Anyone else want to match? Cowards, you won't. No. Really? Are you going to guarantee the game two for the Celtic, sir? Yes. Okay. Congratulations. Thank you. I guarantee the Thunder 2. Oh, okay. You saw some out of the songs. You saw an adjustment. Was it my LT? What? The, the, like, they made, like, something to note,
“late in the game. They found an answer. Oh, yeah, yeah. They found an answer to, um, what was it?”
Oh, so funny. I'm going to answer to YoKitch. Uh, it might have been like real ball noirs. No. Oh, shit. I got to find. I don't know. The adjustment I saw late in, in the, in the game for the songs. I think, J, we're going to get the J on green game. For, for the songs? Yeah, but that's not necessarily a good thing. Yeah. Yeah. Wait. But he's going to think that it is. I'm going to find this such a funny, because it was just like, and we're all about takes. We just, we just guaranteed
game two, which the magic could absolutely win. No, they're not. It's just guaranteed. Yeah. Did you find it for me? And no, no chance. I don't know why I just asked Max that. I started to type something, and I was like, well, you, you, I don't even know you're talking about the old man penis. Old man penis, find that. Yeah, my best guy on it. I don't know. He's it. Max. Oh, here we go. Here we go. All right, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it. Oh, a win is a win. But if I'm Denver, I treat this
like a loss. Lakers really figured something out, putting Hachimura on Yoke. Yeah. Yeah. That's one of those somewhat small adjustments that can win. Yep. Yep. That might have also been the same series. We had to board on Yoke. Darren Revolt, like, said, it was the closest four game sweet. It was like the most exciting sweet. We've all time a Greeney said it, too. It was busy. Everyone was just bending over backwards to be like, what a series. There were a couple of good games. There was,
there's some, it was a sweet, we had the Austin Reams moment. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I think that's it for, well, I guess the, the, the, the, since we started the podcast, the spurs have gone on to separate themselves from the blazers. So I think I can confidently say besides, thank you to the Orlando Magic, sincerely, thank you to the Orlando Magic for giving us at least one road team to win this weekend and to have what even that game wasn't very competitive because it was the other way,
It's just crazy.
over. Yeah. Yeah. Good call. Yeah. And so how many did I call officially over? I called spurs, thunder,
Celtics, memes that gave me nicks, calves. Is there any other? I guess right. So five out of the eight series are over. That's fair. The feels fair. Nicks probably. I know the overreacting to game one. We all do it. We all fall for, but I feel like five out of eight. We said, no, gets not done. Not, nuggets are not done. Lakers rock. It's not done. And then Pistons Magic, just because the fact that the Magic won game one, you can't say that. I'm actually going to call that series over.
For the magic? Yeah. You're projecting the match. How many games? Hell yes. Five. Is that a guarantee? So think it's so the Pistons still won game two. Yeah. Okay. Good. Then we look really smart. The magic. You all suck. Okay. Not today. All right, Max. Okay. Let's unpack the call for the
play. You haven't seen a game in play. You don't own the magic last week. Yeah. You're team is good. We suck.
The magic one could game. Oh, no, two games. I don't think we can full of good games. They're hot.
“Sure. I don't remember that. And then they play on that game on where they needed to. They lost”
the Celtics backups. Oh, yeah. That was great coaching. Great team. They dug deep. That's just dug in the south. Do the magic hate their coach? I think so. I think there's a lot of teams that don't like their coach. Yeah. Well, Melo. Yeah. I'm not, I'm out on the Nignars. Oh, okay. Let's talk about the elephant in the room. What? I'm out. We were talking about if you're in on your coach or out on your coach. Out on out on my. I'll say I'm out on Billy Donovan with just how much the
Ryan Zeros love them too much too much love. Seriously, it's just too much of making me uncomfortable. You know, when like someone's making out in public. And you're like, oh, okay. That's a little too much. Like if Ryan Zeros loves you that much. Yeah. When they did an entire press conference, like we got to do everything we can to keep Billy Donovan the coach like, oh, that was a little, like, he's not that he's good. But he like, that was a little too much. That was maybe,
maybe grossed me out a little. I'm in on Jalma Zulatil. I'm six feet under. Okay.
“Hopefully sooner than later. Did you see that, uh, Mr. Look at taste?”
Yeah, we knew that. Comment you like that. We should definitely go on our. Let's go with them. I mean on on coach Keith. Chief Keith. We got names. Got her guys. Zach. Speak up. We'll see how far we go with Mike Brown. Zach doesn't sound like he's all in. I feel good about things right now. And since we need to make a run here, we got right now you got to be all in. Okay. It's run time. That doesn't sound saying right now you got to be all in.
It's not well, everything's fluid, especially when it comes to. That is true. We stay fluid. You have to say fluid. Have to. If you don't stay fluid, that's when you get caught. Bad. Yeah, I'm going to say the spurs series is over. I feel like this, it's just too much. When we all
record is awesome. Of course, it is incredible. The environment in San Antonio looks amazing.
All the t-shirts. I think it looks awesome. But I think it's probably the least intimidating arena that I've seen in a while. It looks like a part. Oh, yeah. No. I want to pin you out of. Yeah. I want to be there. I want to have fun. Yeah. It looks like a bounce castle. By the way, we shouldn't even talk about this game. The series was over when we found out what the spurs were doing with their t-shirts and the blazers can't afford t-shirts. Um, blazers said we're not doing
t-shirts. But don't, don't worry. Just wait. We have a big surprise coming for games three and four. That's going to suck. What's the big surprise? I don't know. But that's good suck. They also, I saw the, it sounds like scats tots. They're just pushing it off as far as they can. Yeah. It's going to be awesome. The blazers also, their new owner didn't fly out all the guys on the two-way contract, which is like, those guys can't play, but it's customary to have them for the road
games and the playoffs. Just like camaraderie and they, you know, didn't fly them out.
“Cheap owner. Yeah. Just pop the team. Although, I guess that's what happens when you buy a team.”
You're like, oh shit. There's a lot of money. I just spent a lot of money. There's a lot of stuff that goes into running a team that costs a lot of money that I think I would not think of. Like, I think if I bought an NBA team, I would not have to spend anymore money again. It's like I already paid for the team. But you can't, like, there's, there's got to be no bigger bummer in sports than having a new owner buy a team and then immediately be cheap. And like, immediately. They're immediately
broke. Yeah. This is a worst financial decision I've ever made in my life. I will say one nice thing about the players' owner. He, I saw before. I think it was the sun's playing game. He was on the court like three hours before just getting shots up. And that's exactly what I do if I was an owner of
An NBA.
I would, if I was an owner of, I don't know, billions, multiple billions. If I was an owner of an NBA franchise, I would get a bunch of shots up and then shower in the team locker room while the dudes sort of like show enough. Well, they're getting ready. Yeah. I would, yeah. I made with some guys. Nice coming in. I'll be like, go through the game, warm up on the court, and then just like make my way to the various sweets eating the different buffets. Yeah. And then that's, that's my job
because I own the team. Yeah. But that is a, that's a, a nightmarish scenario you spend like,
let's just say $2 billion on a sports team. And then the next month, you get a big ass
bill and it's like, oh, I have to pay all these guys every month? Well, yeah. Not only that, but you get you buy a team and then they come in and they say, hey, guess what, we made the playoffs. Oh, nice. That's awesome.
“That sir, unfortunately, that means you have to buy 18,000 t-shirts.”
Every night. Gonna do it every night. Now, I'm gonna do it. Tell, don't people have t-shirts at home. What do you think, what do you think he's getting them? He doesn't know. I'll tell you that. He has no idea what he's doing. It's probably towels. He's probably getting the towels. He is like, he's having emergency meeting right now. And it'll be, it'll be like show and tell night where everybody, you're allowed all the fans get to bring one item that they love very much to show off
in the stadium. That should put towels don't work in an NBA game. Yeah. That's a, that's a baseball NFL thing, even a hockey thing. You can't do the towels. I think, I think they might do a towel. I love the rally towel. You know, no, it's great, but you agree. Like, yeah, you know, the t-shirt, but maybe that could be your thing. No, it's the, everyone does t-shirt. Being cheap. It's like, yeah, this is actually our thing. We're branding this. It would be funny if it was like,
“little party hats. Oh, wait, here come the blazers. Only down 11. Maybe this is, sir. Okay,”
hockey, what's hockey real quick, Hank? Bro, drop two nothing in the third Buffalo. What a scene,
by the way. Sabers fans, that's exactly I want a Buffalo to act in terms of the pre game. There was that they had like a Bruins mannequin, they're beating up in the middle of the street. Look like everyone had been drunk for hours. You had local, local bakeries making huge pretzel dicks that look like they were supposed to be sabers, but they just look like penises. Just the, the civic pride in Buffalo, was it in an all-time high? We had the bunch of banal agoniers.
We had the beer sabers. So here's our show. Which apparently sold out a day before the game. You've been sold those old years. I've seen people with the beer sabers. Yeah, but they sold out. I don't know how they sold out. Maybe I've missed read the news story, but it looked like they sold out of the beer sabers the day before the game. I actually, I actually love the dichotomy of that of just like being like, there's a bunch of really good planned alcoholics. Yeah,
it's been like, yeah, we are alcoholics, but we know how to plan our alcohol consumption. So if you're like, we showed up to the stadium the day before the game to buy the sword. Yeah, you don't think of someone who's like drunk all the time is making good plans, but they're like, hey, listen, honey, I got to make sure you sit in a alarm for one o'clock tomorrow. I got to call in and reserve my beer save. My beer saved, or yeah, it's a limited time. It's going to be worth
a lot one day, but I mean, what a finish today was. Yeah. Celtics are sort of the the Bruins couldn't just finish it out. What? Yeah, I mean, this is what happens when you're sitting just as
always in the playoffs. One second, you're riding high. You just be the sixers by 60. You're
already looking on to the next and then the next second year. You're up to nothing looking good against. You weren't looking on to any of the sabers. I was watching the game. The city of Buffalo is a joke of a town. Yeah, it's a bunch of losers. It's a bunch of banwagon fans, but that's fine.
“Call them losers. Yeah, but banwagon fans are like, are you saying that people that live in Buffalo?”
Like they made the playoffs and they're like, oh, that's all right. Let's what we start watching the hockey games. Like they don't they don't actually care. Not like you. Fuck those guys. I don't like it. But I'm I'm locked it on the game and then big head barges over and it's like, can we put the the spurs game on? I said the the brooms are on. So third period you said it's over. You're up to nothing. This game's over. We can we can put it on the dual screen. Yeah, I want to watch both
games and things went extremely south, extremely quickly shortly after. And I can barely see questions. So dual screen is tough to watch. No, you can barely see because you were taking a piss for two of the goals. I took a piss right after they scored one of the goals. But I think you missed another goal too. Because I said to you, they just scored again. No. Okay. But you you tried to accuse me of a jinx. But then earlier in this show you admitted when you were up to nothing
you were thinking about how awesome be to have a broon's flyer series. It would be awesome. Yeah. Right. But that's you were thinking ahead. I was like, that wouldn't be until the semi. Yeah, exactly.
You're thinking too to round that.
As always, I think fan first, like when I think about stuff. Oh, goal. Nice. Uh,
I'm always thinking fans for hockey. I'm always thinking about the AWLs. And obviously, like, Max and Philly couldn't show up for the Celtics six or six series to make that exciting. I was like, well, maybe we can do flyers, bees. Right. That would be fun. But kind of what a joke of a team to give up three goals, like, one after the other. Yeah. I mean, they're just there to spark him. It was actually four because there was an empty net. And then that yeah, then the empty net
or I forgot about that. They were just given muffins away behind the net. Bad. A lot of defensive turnovers. Easy goals. Swimming look like a a scare curl on the second one. It was, it was, it was, it was tough. That's a, that's a momentum. They got it. They got it. Even enough. How see Swimming came to. They got them up came to. No, not not not not see. Hi, everyone. I'm high in injury. Are you hitting the panic button? No, but you got to win game two. You got to
even it up. That's definitely like, well, see, we'll see how a team responds to that. Hopefully, you know, they can, they can come out and just light it up. But just not how you want to start a series. And, and yeah, it's a playoffs or a roller coaster for Boston. So yeah, there was eight minutes left. They're up to nothing. And then it was, and then you changed TVs. No, I changed TVs like at the beginning of the third period. So you had more than enough time. There's probably actually the
minute you started thinking about Flyersboro's. Buffalo wins a Stanley Cup. That's pretty much a cup for Canada, right? No. It'd be so close to taking a smell. They could, they could, if you stood
on the border and you had like a powerful enough pair of binoculars, you could see the Stanley
Cup from there. No, we can't touch it. And that's all the matters. They did have, I love the Buffalo fans before the game. They were, they were like beating the fuck out of that, that Bruins mannequin. They were on a roller, roller blades. Yeah, they were going down like fighting that thing. And then they had, I saw like four different Stanley Cups that they had made out of
“10 foil that they were just drinking beers out of. I think that they're too drunk to worry about”
curses. Yeah. And then Max, can I get, can I get a recap of the Flyers penguins game from a drunk Max? I was pretty drunk for that game. But it's here right now. You look like you're something about Mary's. Do I got, I got come in my air? I probably, yeah. Do you
never seen that there's something about Mary memes? Wait, have you not? I haven't, I've seen the
first one. Zach, have you? Well, I said there's coming my hair in memes. What, why did you, those like, oh, no, I mean, you might have come in here. You got to watch that. Is it your favorite comedy like the Zohan? Not another teen movie, I think, is it? Yeah, that's up there. Drop a thunderous kiss. Who's Error, that's my boy. He loved his boy. He loved his boy. Don't mess with the Zohan. Don't mess with the Zohan. Don't mess with the Zohan.
Okay, it's Flyers penguins. Porter, Porter, Martone. Absolutely beast. Okay. Absolutely beast. Well, that's, that's, that's basically what I got from that game. Okay. Okay. And Malkin's still place. You know, we do that. I know. Yeah. I told you, I, I, I didn't think so. And then he had to walk. And then we had the, the, the Hurricanes shot out and the wild, wild fucking kick the shit out of the star. Yeah, that was, that's pretty brutal. That was
crazy. They jumped on them early. Yeah. And then is that series over? No, but it's, I mean, that was
“pretty nuts. I think the Canadian's lightning might be my series to watch. That was an awesome”
awesome game. I think the Sabres Bruins might be over. Yeah. That's a tough one to come back from guarantee. No, I, it might be over. I think it's over. I don't. Okay. I think you're dead wrong, per usual. Okay. Oh, he's on dead wrong, per usual. He's more wrong than right. I think all of us are more wrong than right. We go by the most right than wrong. We go by baseball rules here. You literally right. This is the best weekend of the year. And then we got to watch seven out
of eight of the games to be fucking bullied. I just love sports personally. Like, you got, yeah. Yeah, you do. Second round is where it's at. I told you that. Second round can talk to your games. Can talk to your Derby weekend when it's second round or game sevens? That's when it's, that's when it's cooking. I reserved to the right to call any weekend the best weekend of the year. I said best week of the year. And you just, it's quoted me, but that's fine. Okay. So you're going to,
so we're, we should expect some awesome basketball games coming up. That actually brings up a good
“question, right? Are the weekends, is that part of the week? We can't do this. What do you mean?”
When you just said it was, when you just said it was the best week of the year. Are you, we can't do this. What days do you mean by that? Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Wednesday, Friday,
Days of the week and not Saturday Sunday.
Well, those are the weekend. But that's when all the games were in this one day. I never said
weekend. You said week. I was talking about this upcoming week. And some of the things we're going to
“be talking about this past weekend. But that's fine. Okay. So are we limiting this weekend?”
You're talking about, I was not using this Monday through Friday. I think that's two weeks of the first round. Oh, now it's two weeks. I mean, we this was for just replaying the conversation guys and listen to the first time you're probably not going to listen this time. You're just going to you know, create whatever narrative you want. I enjoy the first two weeks of the NHL and MBA. More than any other two weeks stretch of the year. Yep. Okay. Noted.
Wrong. But noted. What's your favorite? I like feast week. Conference championship week into March madness or feast week with NFL, which is sometimes rivalry week as well. It is rivalry. I actually need one week just feast week. Cool. I can do it all in seven days. I'm like you, who needs 14 to prove that we can get one competitive basketball suit. Okay. Before we do his back the week, there was a big NFL trade. Yeah. Crazy. Massive. Dexter Lawrence traded to the
Bengals for the number 10th overall pick. Crazy. I don't know where. I actually have a theory that they probably did this late at night because they were waiting until Mike Brown was asleep and because this this does feel like a typical Bengals move because you're trading the
“tent overall pick, which you have to pay on a rookie salary scale for Dexter Lawrence who's been”
in the pros for seven years and you're going to pay him $28,29 million. I think he's signed for $28 million. They waited till he went to sleep maybe tucked him in and they're like we're going to do this trade. I actually thought that this is an awesome move for Harba. Like I think Harba, I don't know. He might have gotten the best. This is a really good offer that he got from the Bengals. So I don't want to say that like it was entirely because of this but I think it was an
added bonus for Harba that he got to send Dexter Lawrence back into the division of the team that fired him. Yeah, I thought he's like, "Yes, at least if I'm getting rid of this awesome player, he's going to play against the Baltimore Ravens twice a year." That's an added bonus for him.
But like if you're going to get the tenth overall pick, and his stats not always like unbelievable
jump off the page stats. He did it down year last year but that's the take I offer down year. And they're pretty decent stats but then when you look at the team defense, oh yeah, when he plays verse when he doesn't play, he's one of the best defensive tackles in all football. He's a game marker in that respect. He demands, he makes everyone else around him good. The Bengals have reconfigured their defense in an impressive fashion which good for them to
finally say, "Hey, maybe if we can stop a couple other teams, we can win some games because Joe Burrow is going to put up 40 a few times." People were freaking out. They thought that the Bengals overpaid. I get it. Tent overall pick. It was a little shocking to see that it was just
the tenth overall pick and it wasn't like, "Oh, the Bengals are getting back, you know, a third
round or something else with it." I actually think it's fine because the Bengals are just saying, "Hand up, we cannot draft defense." So we're going to just get the guy who we know can play defense. Like everyone says, "Oh, you don't give up the tenth overall pick for a guy who's been in the league for seven years. Maybe you do if you're just capable of drafting defense." And they had given extension too, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So you know what I mean? Like they took the
gun out of their own hand. Being like, "Hey, we can't be accountable for this. We're going to just get a known quantity." We know that this guy's good. He can't be a bust. He's already certified not a bust, right? But yeah, tenth overall pick, fifth overall pick for the giants. Pretty, pretty dangerous stuff. They're ready to make some moves. The other wrinkle I like on this move is that the OBJ to Cleveland trades days alive. So this is fun. I love whenever this happens.
Odeo Beckham was traded to Cleveland in 2019 for the 17th overall pick and some other stuff. 17th overall pick was Dexter Lawrence. Dexter Lawrence traded now to the Bengals for the tenth overall pick. So the tenth overall pick is from OBJ. Okay. So it's just going to keep going. I hope they keep whoever they draft in the with the tenth overall pick. I hope someday the giants trade them for another first round pick. And it just keeps going forever and forever. It's like
this is what started all these trades. It's really OBJ's ghost. Yeah. Exactly. He's still with
“it. It's the ghost pick of OBJ. I do think that it doesn't want to keep playing. I think he wants”
to go back to the giants, right? I'd like to see that. So there are how many teams have two picks in the
First round this year now.
To the ramps have two? Browns. The ramps have two. No, no, the ramps have a Falcons pick. The ramps traded. They're other one. Okay. I believe the Browns have the Jaguars pick. Yes. It's kind of weird. Seeing like all these teams. So yeah, I mean, it's if you're a giants fan, you got to be pumped. Dexterence is really good. And your defense is going to have a hole in it that you got to figure out how to fill. But having the fifth and tenth pick is a fun. That's a fun proposition. Yeah. You're going
“to have a very very entertaining Thursday night. That's what it's all about. Yeah. It's about”
this draft is is actually the New York draft. So what do you guys have? Me. Do you have two and 16? 16. Would you ever rather have five and ten or two and 16? Five and ten. Especially in this one. Yes. That was crazy. And then Texan's gave Will Anderson a massive extension. Yep. He's now the highest paid non-quarterback. Good for him. Great for him. Good for him. Okay. Let's do who's back of the week. And then we have
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up for the reveal? Yeah. Of their jerseys are the exact. Like I hate. They're not the no no no. They
“are the exact. They're not the exact. They're not the exact. I think they're the exact. I think”
they're probably being changed. Look at these. They made a whole like Thursday night like prime time reveal. Yeah. Would like a four minute video. Yeah. And the piping. They're the same jerseys. They look. Okay. I think the Ravens had the best redesign. I'd say no. Rams. Rams. Yeah. The best redesign.
And then Ravens close second. And college football playoff. And college football playoff. Then
the commanders. Wait on the list. Is that one of them? I mean those jerseys are money. Yeah. So we see the old verse of new. This is new. Luke McAfrey, Hank. This is he might change the jerseys number again this off season. If we get another white receiver, he has to like get paid $50,000 to change it. Those are six jerseys. Yeah. I like it. You know what I don't like about these jerseys? I don't know. Does the font look where to you? Yeah. It looks like
like a creative player. Looks like some custom like a custom like you type in the last name. It's not actual like players jersey. I got some skinny ass font. It's like the Henderson. Yeah. My his font was weird. Yeah. No. The the commanders obviously had the best redesign. If you were to actually power ranked up commanders one, and then I don't know what changed with the Ravens and the Rams before being totally honest. Yeah. I couldn't believe I was excited to see the Ravens
and the new ones. Then it's just the same ones. Yeah. Same as the Rams. Braille and Mullins also back. Yeah. Yukon. That. Now Britt. Why do I recognize that name? He was a player on Yukon last year. Oh, do you have any big moments? He's expected to go to the I. T. Let us team the final four. Oh, he's one of the shot against Duke. That's right. There were a lot of players in that game in shots. Yeah. But they hit the last shot. The one that we're like, there was 10 seconds left and then
Duke was trying to get the one to do this yourself. I just did Braille and he's back because
“he was back in the week. I that's my my job to report on who was back and that's what we love”
he is someone that is back. Like regardless of your personal investment, you're going to live
with the news always. Right down the middle. Always. Oh, good. Right down. Right right. I care.
Yeah.
What do you think about the bike variable situation? The team, the Patriots? Just in general.
“I think his coach, I think he had a great year and I'm excited to see what he does with what”
would this up coming here. You see our guys, so. Yeah. He's like, I like my job. Yeah. I'm not commenting. That was his comment. He's the same guy like my jobs in all-time line. Yeah. Right. He's like, yeah. I like my jobs. What do you want me to say? Uh, okay. You know what? I'm actually seeing the difference between the, yeah, the wiping. The white Ravens new jersey like around the neck collar and it's got the wings. Yep. It's like the stuff that chicks stand in front of if it's paying
on a wall and get to picture taken. Hmm. They also put play like a Raven on the inside of the jersey. Oh. Okay. And Zach, what did you notice about it? They went from 3D numbers to 1D numbers or the D down. Instead of D in up. D down. They should D up. The D up looks way better. I agree. They should have won 40. I don't hate that move. 40, 40 on the numbers. I don't know if cloth technology's area, but that would have been something. Well, you know what? I don't even have some more talking
“about these. I mean, this looking at this picture is even worse. But you know what they did this”
because the black treasures were better with the yellow. That way, they can come back in like five years all that you read this item again and they're going to bring back the 3D numbers. And then everybody should go be like, oh, thank god the 3D numbers are back. Yeah. A good who's back. Thanks. I had a couple. I'd like to know who's back. Brice and be a little bit. Oh, I had it. All right. No, it's okay. Let's talk
about lives back. He just quit. He's a fucking bitch. Yes. I did the fall of Brice. It is so funny because he had that stretch where he was the YouTube and he was like one month. He beat Roar in the US Open. He can't help himself. He cannot. When I my theory, it's not like a novel theory. I think he spent a lot of money on a PR team and then he started to get a lot of positive reaction and he's like, I don't need to pay this PR team any money. I'm people love me. He fired the PR team
and he just fallen back into Brice. Well, I take on his YouTube channel. He knows how to push the buttons to to pretend to be like a YouTuber. Yeah. And but then once you get him out in in like the real world where he has to interact and he doesn't have final cut. Yeah. Of a turn about taking place live and then he's just screaming at a rules official about how bad this ground that he has to hit off is. And then that didn't look that bad either. No, it was
on the grass. The rules official should have just been like, yeah, my recommendations that you don't hit the ball over here next time, Bryson. He hit the ball like 40 yards to the right of
“the green. Imagine imagine the balls you have to have. Like big cat. Anyone can go online right”
now watch the most recent YouTube video from part of my take. We play golf. Oh my seven iron. Yeah. Yeah. But like occasionally you guys will flop that shot anyway. Yeah. We would flop that nice. We not a flop. Real nice. We hit a lot of bad shots. Oh, you think? I will never be surprised at a situation I find myself in on a golf course. I'll be like, yeah, I did this to myself. That's what you have. You can't complain to the rules official. Be like, yeah, I actually hit the ball
over the gallery and there's a dirt patch over here. What kind of shitty course do you have us pying on? One of my favorite things ever when we do a golf video, which it's fun. We have fun going out there. It's fun vibes to spring break vibes. So we weren't like under the gun trying to
sneak in a golf video with like a million other things to do. But I'll always get people be like,
it's it's so annoying. Big cat doesn't take this seriously. It's like, what am I? I suck. I golf like three times a year. I'm so bad at golf. Should I be out there being Johnny Hardo on the golf course? When someone's like, hey, what do you want to shoot your 150? I'm when I'm like who cares because I every shot sucks for me? What am I supposed to do? You guys, I suck. I just have fun. If I had time to put in time to get better, I would maybe take more seriously.
I don't have that time right now. Feel right? Yeah. Like, so people giving me actual like, hey, you get your your back swing is not like, it's too short. It's like, I do. I don't, I don't golf enough to get tips. They don't change anything. I don't, I don't play enough. That's a beauty of
the internet. You put, you put any swing up there and you'll have a million tips. I will let everyone
know when I start taking golf seriously. Then you will see. I will take all the, I'll take all the the criticism tips, everything. I want all the until that day comes until I have the time to actually go out and practice. I'm not going to take golf seriously because I should have time to do it. Pretty sure the choir. Yeah. Right. You know what I'm saying? It's not that serious. By the way, yeah, Bryson is, he just sucks again. The craziest one was the put that didn't go in from like
Five feet.
everyone else's fault. It's crazy. It's never a Bryson issue. When he walks into a rope, why the
fuck was that rope standing in where my face was going? That's fucked up. Uh, what's this stuff about the 3D printed five iron? He that was 3D masters. Well, he 30 prints all of his clothes, but yeah,
“that was, that was a master's interview. A 3D prints all of his clubs. And one specifically, I think,”
he had to get like last minute approval. Yeah. Well, he, I think he said they're like, hey, because you 3D print your clubs. Have you been thinking about making a new one to adjust for some changes for the weekend? He was like, that's when he was like, obviously not like you have to get approved. Like, there's a long process with the USDA like that, couldn't just, I couldn't just make one tomorrow. Don't you know anything about it? Yeah. He printed both clubs. This is basic stuff. No. So it's like,
he has to, he gets them printed and then, and then the clubs gets printed and have to, whatever. I don't fucking know the process. Obviously, no one else does, but yeah, the reaction to that question was when he was like, oh, yeah. I've also been replaced with some of the replies from like golf physicists. And these are people that I was also a class. And he notes epic skills of why we're like, he knows the most like, I got mad and I'm quit. My wrist hurts. I literally like, I'm just
I'm going home. But yeah, these golf physicists out there, which is the thing I didn't even know exist until recently, saying that because Bryson does this thing where he has all these clubs, the same length, it's just, it's engineered to have him hit the ball long into the left on every
“single swing. And then there are people being like, I think Bryson, who won, he's a major champion,”
we know better than you and the guys like, I mean, it's just physics. It's just a physical thing where
if he has this type of club, he's going to keep fucking up. And that's always been doing. It's
fun to watch. I like it. He's Bryson's back. You guys, you guys kind of agree with my, my theory. Again, it's not a novel theory, but like he definitely thought he's like, I got this guys. There was a moment where everyone hated him. And then he, the public switched on him and it was like very deliberate his PR and the way he reacted to things, the way he interacted with people was like very deliberate and he's totally backslid into like old Bryson. Yeah, he lost when he lost like he was in the
obviously final group of the Rory last year and losing that. I think that was kind of like the momentum like everyone was kind of rooting. I mean myself included where it's like I'd rather see Bryson be Rory here and then he kind of he threw that one away and just has not, he's been struggling ever since. Oh, you know, I would love to see him because we were talking about the death of Liv and was he so sad, by the way. It's not. It's not. It's not. Yeah, it's it's so back.
Right. But when it does die because it will die after this year. Everyone said you're going to die. Wow, dude. Yeah. How shanahan. Yeah. Yeah. It would be really funny if they made Bryson go to the corn fairy. Would you not agree? Yeah. It would be great content. I mean if they want to get the corn fairy some views Bryson will bring views. It's a fact. I could see Bryson just trying to monetize YouTube. Just be like, I'll start my own. He's like, I'm going to win there in an invitational
every year. Yeah. That'll be my money. Yeah. Dave is going to be my new like toward director. No, I think he might have he might have fired his PR team. I think he's just he got really into YouTube brain and then when he's not on YouTube and he doesn't have that filter that he can then very carefully manicure. He falls back into regular Bryson mode. Yep. Yep. Okay. Pipped to your who's back. Let's get who's back. Thank you. Hit three. We'll go one more. Go around the bases.
All right. The red socks. What? Okay. What happened? They lost. Oh,
marathon Monday. They're playing this morning. That's always fun. Okay. Shout out to the marathon.
Marathon's back. Boston Marathon's back. There you go. You found your way there. Even even walkers. Yep. Good luck to all the runners. Walkers. It said runners welcome walkers tolerated. But then it took it down. Yeah. That's a shame. I don't know. Nobody cared.
“No, that's the ration. It was patient. Yeah. That's a interior. That's what they did. But if you're”
running in the Boston Marathon, you have to be a pretty good runner. You have to qualify for that. I just love the patient. It's a thing. And if you're selling running shoes walking should not be walk. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was a good slogan. In fact, if they're trying to stand up for anybody, like when it comes to pay shaming, that's, it's people like us. And I'm not offended by it. Yeah. No. It's assholes like us who are like running a marathon is not impressive,
because in the back of our heads, we're like, well, we could just walk it. Yeah. We could, we could lightly jogged for a couple miles than walk the rest and say we did it. I'm going to do it one day. No, you are. And we don't never know because I won't tell you. Yeah. You, you hurt your calf every time we do anything. I just started running. Yeah.
Well, I forgot.
Nice. Yeah. You're not going to walk today. You're on your way. Yeah. All right. Pips of your who's back. My shoes back is live. Live, maybe. They said that they actually have plenty of money. Thank you very much. And they have no idea where all this negative reporting got started at, but they're not in financial trouble. And they'll be around for the, at least the next year. Stop printing that. Stop saying that. Stop saying that live is in financial trouble,
because they might not be as bad financial trouble as they originally thought. Hank, did you see that? I did. What's the translation on that? I don't know. Do you know what I'm talking about? No, are you looking at your phone? How's that in my phone? Yeah. Live. Live of laugh love. They're not actually dead. They're not dead. So what does that mean? They're just need to find outside the funding. Okay. So we could potentially
fund live. Yeah. We got like 10. I don't even know how much, but yeah, we could. Okay. They're not going
to get financial funds. I feel like the second Saudi Arabia who has like infinity money is like,
hey, does anybody else want to help us with this bill? Everyone's going to be like, no. Absolutely not. Some sponsors. Like a couple of peril sponsors. I don't want to shut up competitors to throw back. There's been some sponsors.
“Okay. How? I think you probably not. One sponsor as much as can you name two sponsors. Yes. Three?”
No. The amount of free airtime that Hank has given you. It probably makes you like, yeah, we are a sponsor. You're the number three sponsor. Pardon my take is absolutely a sponsor. You guys bring one more than I do. It's just not true. Anyways, my real who's back in the week is AI. My eyes back specifically with Zuck. Have you seen Zuck's new thing that he's going to do? No. It's very relatable, very cool, like cool CEO of him because he's just like one of
the guys. He is creating an AI clone of himself to interact with and provide feedback to employees and handle his Facebook meetings around the office. So instead of kind of love, instead of meeting with the people that work underneath them, he's just going to have his AI clone appear on like a face time chat with them. And then his AI clone can do the meeting and set him. And then he can be busy doing, you know, the real stuff like not getting choked out. Okay. What do you think, Hank?
It's crazy. It's crazy move. If you had the technology, how fast would you have a AI
Hank sitting on that couch? No. I would not. I would never. You can't in this brain.
AI could not come close to what this brain is. AI hate would be golfing. Give your AI clones. Yeah. Yeah. No, give your AI. I clone like golf us. No, that's the flight like Hank's AI clone would fucking hate Hank because he would just want to golf. And
“Hank would be like, you have to go do my meetings. You get your AI load addicted to golf.”
Your AI clone hate your gods do. I would love an AI clone of myself though. I would. Yeah. Be fun. Like just a send it to do all the shit that you do. You don't want to do. Yeah. Absolutely. Okay. My who's back in the week is Diana receding. What happened? She saved someone's life. Yeah. And a dog's life. I can't believe this is real. But on Friday, the headline is Diana receding mounts daring rescue of elderly man, dog trapped in car crash,
week after Mike Rable scandal. Listen, whatever you whatever you want to say about we talked a lot about it. She deserves credit for this. She seems like this guy was in trouble. She acted very quickly. So it was a good job. It was an elderly guy. They had pictures of the car. He was fucking the car was really fucked up. It got overturned. And then she was driving apparently right behind the car. And then with the help of a tall man, she got on top of the car. And then reached in, pulled
the elderly man out along with the dog. And then somebody that was, the the New York Post keeps using
the word spy, another articles, which I don't, I don't know if that's something that they always do.
“But they said, they had a spy on the scene that then said, like, what happened to everybody?”
Like, that's the best PR that money can buy. I don't believe that's like PR one-on-one. It's like naturally drive up on this. It's some Tim Tibo shit. Yeah. Besides the sex. Yeah, but it's, yeah, pretty incredible. It's the tall man. And I saw the one comment that said, PFT, no, he has good alibi. Good alibi. Yeah, it's all man confirmed. Very true man. I was not at the scene. Yeah. Okay. Now to actually have been, that would have been funny if like the, if the person
Having to climb out of the car, like, had to jump and they, and she finger lo...
Yeah. Got it. Not again. Like, here jump in here. Not again. Fuck. Especially going to go out again. All right, Zach. My who's back of the week this week is going to be the Sidemen for their annual Sidemen charity match. I just went took place a week in the US catching eclipse from that. The Sidemen. Yes, sir. How hold on. Yes. Can I take it time out? Let me take a tea. How the fuck was your
who's back the week? Not I show speed at Russell Mania. That was a second one. Okay. Good. All right.
Give me the Sidemen first. Oh, this was the thing you were watching. Yeah, I was watching the, the prep. They do a round of training the day before. Who, who are these people? So the Sidemen is a other huge. Objectively, the biggest like seven man in Europe comes to YouTube, but it's like KSI,
“Vickstar, many mentor, Basinga. All of them combined. How are they bigger than I show speed?”
Yeah. Speed special, but the Sidemen are on their own right are are pretty massive. So they're just dudes that are hanging out and love to do shit together. Yeah, and they've been doing it for a good. Yeah. They're like poor stool England. They are like dude perfect. No, no. We can't put dude perfect slander on the Sidemen. The Sidemen transcend something like dude perfect. Okay. They are like practical jokers. Yeah. That would be a good comp. Okay. What does Sidemen mean? Good
comps on the comp. They're a Sidemen. Yeah, but what's the Sidemen? If we're all, there's six of us right now. We can be six Sidemen. But what do you guys, what do you do? You guys are front men? Oh, you guys are Sidemen. So these guys are all the Sidemen for themselves. It's like, oh, like the three musketeers. What's the main role? All for one. Objectively, the biggest Sidemen would be KSI, JJ. All I've heard of KSI. Yeah, KSI would be the biggest one, but I think the the
“beautiful thing about the Sidemen and some of their prolonged success is just because”
there's everyone has peaks and valleys. Like Victor stars had a big couple of years and then many mentor has a couple of years, but they they stay in equal seven. They're in their friends? Oh, yeah, I would I think so. Okay. I watch our outside looking in. So what they do? They just
had their annual charity match. Second year and rather they did a Wimbly sold it out. 90,000
seats did like 8.3 million for charity. One match. So they get a lot of guys together to play against each other on the pitch and then they raise much money for charity. It's beautiful thing. That's cool. And then your other who's back? Uh, other who's back a little bit could be Russell Mania. Yeah. I don't know if you guys saw, uh, I show speeds Russell Mania debut. Was in a 3v3 match. Didn't quite go his way. Didn't get the win. One of his teammates in the
3v3 Logan Paul was then a little disgruntled. So speed had to hit him with an all-time move top rope splash. Looked to be about 20 feet in that in the air. Uh-huh. Put some through a table. Uh-huh. And that that just speaks to like it was it was a very athletic move by Oh, I show speed. I un-un-un-rough athleticism. Yes,
I'll give you that sack. True. I wouldn't Trump can never know. I was going to say we're all
thinking one guy who could never make that jump, but never never been that the WWE. Shit, he's got you there. Not from not from the rope like that. Not from the rope like that. Do you see I show speeds Trump? I've seen Trump get stonored. Yeah, but this was a sick jump. They were like, don't do that. No way. You can't do it. And then he did it. And then did did that guy go, oh, that's God's my witness. Oh fuck. It was pretty sick. So shout out to your boy. I show speed.
You got some height on that jump too. He did get some height. That's impressive. As far as like a debut, like I know people say I have a lot to say about WWE, but uh, no, that's a risky jump. That was a cool move. I all credit to I show speed there. Absolutely. So who is his standard stuff? No, it's not. Who do you get beat by? So they went up. There's a 33 match is the Usos brother. So Jay and Jimmy in the LA night went up against Austin theory, Logan Paul and speed. But then Logan Paul turned on him.
I've had a loss thing and they cost him his manium. So he was like, all right, well, I guess I'll just have to hit you with the top roast flash. I'll do it one more. Who's back. Oh, yeah, that's yeah, we're going to talk about it. We'll talk about it after. So at the end of the show, we'll talk. I memes and Zack and I went to the Met's Cubs game on Saturday and then we also have some Monday reading as well before we do that. Oh, I do have one more. Who's back? Oh, yeah. Uh, Tottenham. Oh, yeah,
Zach updated me personally. Tottenham's back. So at that point. Tottenham, they got a result.
“They were winning and then uh, with like, I think it was in the 95th minute. So there were five minutes”
into added time out of I think eight total minutes of added time. They gave up a heartbreaking goal. So they got a tie instead of a win. Now, if you look at it to be relegated Tottenham is now at minus 130. There are one point back from West Ham. Yeah. So last week, West Ham has an extra game to
Play though.
sentence. Yeah, yeah, for a problem for Tottenham. So last week, I think they were reversed and uh,
Tottenham was plus 150 to be relegated and West Ham was minus 130. Now this switched. Now Tottenham is actually favored to be relegated at the end of the season. Yeah, because it's not them for us. Got three points. It's an important three. Yeah. Yeah. They've got a 54 chance or a present chance of irrigation right now. Wow. It's also yet to win a home game, 206. Oh, not good. That's crazy. Also for account points, they had of the last 45 points available. They got
it. They took 60. Oh, you got to get more points at that. Man City want a big one, too. What's that to do with anything? Man City over Arsenal for the top. What's man City? Oh, your what is that to do with anything? I thought we were just talking to Tottenham. Yeah. No, we are talking to Tottenham. No, that's the fact we are 100% talking to. Man City, that place at Tom Brennan got in trouble for Tottenham? No, it's man City's one of the the London teams. Oh, that's
right. Yeah, but no, no, Birmingham. Man City and Arsenal are fighting for the champion chip. Yeah,
“but Man City, I think Arsenal's still in first. Yeah, but Man City beat them today. So now it's”
now it's in now it's all or maybe not today. Oh, what's today? No, it's all now it's all. No, Max is right. This Arsenal, I go, I base everything I know about the EPL table off of Zah and like three months ago, Zah was like literally dancing through the office, like doing jigs throughout the office because Arsenal was finally going to they're going to win the EPL this year. They were so far ahead. But isn't it just a situation like Man City's a London club? They got all the money
Arsenal's not. They don't have money. Right. They're from ours. Right. Yeah. And like Man City, objectively, should be relegated just for doing weird stuff with the money. Yeah. Yeah, they're, yeah, bad guys. They got investigated last year, right? Yeah. Like I thought they were going to get a bunch of penalties and shit. But I assume it's just like
the penalties are never big enough. The real penalty should be relegation because they're just
they're going to have the money for the penalties. Like yeah, they'll go find that. But I like that. The real penalty should be losing all your friends. Yeah. Teach them a lesson. Take away Arsenal.
“I think the moral is like Arsenal, they can get off to a hot start, but a Scottish team's never going to win the EPL.”
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Our good friend, longtime recurring guest. It is draft season. It is Todd McShaze. He is the number one NFL draft analyst for the ringer. You can go listen to his show, the McShaze. Just for the ringer. Yeah. Yeah. No, I mean, well, yeah. Actually, you're number one overall, but I, you know, that I wanted to show where you work. You are number one overall. Steven Chey. Yeah. Okay. Well, let's start with this. The, uh, was there a part of you,
was there a part of you last year that you're like, you, you know, you loved Mel. You, you could serve a very dear friend. And he had a meltdown about your door and you're like, yeah.
Look, I'm, I'm number one.
I was like, I wish I was there right now. Yeah. Yes. Absolutely. For him. Oh,
“that like for him. Because I think we could have like, we could have channeled that a little bit.”
Yeah. That's the only time since I've left since I have parted ways with the SPN where I was like, I'd like to be on that set. We could have kind of maneuvered this a little bit, you know, we would have made it. Yeah. But, um, yeah. That was wild. He turned out to be right, though, probola. Right? Like, I got on everyone else's face. You made fun of Mel. Mel Kiper was like, there's a proble quarterback that's in the fifth round. How is he not being picked? He was completely
vindicated against all odds. I'm third and long. Yes. But that's when I knew. Yeah. So, sure, run with the
probola thing. Yeah. We will. Thank you. Honestly, though, like, I used to needle him for years. Like, would you stand on it with the quarterback? Like, stand on it. Please. Like, you know, and I, because I, like, I had to bash T-BO in class and, and, and Quinn and, and, and so there are certain guys like, I would, I would stand on that, that hill. Yeah. And I, and I felt like he just kind of was up, you know, he's really good. And this guy's really good. And so to see him like,
no, this is my guy. No matter what, let's go. I'm riding with him. Yeah. I was pumped about that part. Yeah. I actually don't mind it. I, I liked the passion from him. It was interesting. It gave us something to talk about. It might have been a little bit over the top. But I mean, like, that's
ultimately why we watch TV is for, like, insane moments like that. Right. I get it, though, because
I, like, the older I get in the longer I've been doing this 26 years now, right? I used to not be this angry on certain things, you know? And there's certain things that happen where I'm like, I used to be like, well, I'll put, you know, and rationalize it and talk through it. And this could happen, or that could happen. And now I'm like, get out of here, man. Like, they stop, you know? And like, so I get it. And he said, he's got another, like, I don't know, 15 or so
years on me. I don't know how long he was doing it prior to me. But, um, so I can see why, like, just don't care anymore. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. So I'm going off that, maybe this is your chance. Now, like, who is the one guy in this draft that you would cry if he wasn't drafted before the fifth round. Oh, for the fifth round? Yeah. Um, well, I mean,
“if you want to go with the quarterbacks, I think the guy that everyone's missing on is Cole Payton,”
the North Dakota state guy. I, like, I put on his tape. And I'm not talking for second. I'm talking,
like, he should go third as a developmental guy who can help out short your orders and do different things. I put on his tape initially. And I was like, oh, gosh, here we go. Another Tim Teebo. He's a lefty, tight upper body, unique throwing. Like, and he was, he was basically like this, this hybrid fullback quarterback running back for three years at North Dakota state. One year starter, like, I'll get through this tape, but like, he's just not, and then I keep watching.
And I'm going to sit in spots. Like, off platform, guys hanging from, you know, so I, I think he's a guy that I view how, like, give me Cole Payton over Drew Aller every single day. Oh, I like that. So let me ask a question about that. And this is a Mori philosophical in the room, uh, how teams operate. Is there any part of, like, the scouts and the NFL community that says Tray Lance didn't work out? We don't want to be the guys who then take another chance on in,
it's a little different because it's not a first round pick you're saying for Cole Payton, but we don't want to be the guys who look stupid by taking another guy from North Dakota state and, like, we did this. What's interesting is that their preparation, like their, their, their, their verbiage, you know, like their, their play calls, it is very NFL like, like, you've got to be smart to pick that up. The way they prepare, they're prepared for the NFL. Now Carson Wenz, like, it didn't
finish the way it started and the way it looked like it could. Um, but that was a unique case in one individual, Tray Lance is a unique case in one individual. Um, this guy, Cole Payton, like, I don't see any, I don't see the same flags or concerns with him outside of the one year of starting. And again, you're going to get him in, like, the third, third round, fourth round at the latest. All right. So, and I'm not sitting, I don't want to make this the Cole Payton show.
I, I, I, I, I, I just, you know, I mean, I, I don't think I tried, but I can see if, if he doesn't you trust, but if it's round, we're going to have you on. I'm going to be put Sunday. Yeah. And Sunday night, and we're going to demand tears. You can come on for 30 seconds. It's going to be this change. Like,
“Brian Hoyer, I remember sitting in the radio city musical, right? And I was a young guy. I just”
got elevated, like, I was allowed to sit on the desk of day three of the draft, right? It was like me and her medwards, uh, Tray Wingo. And my big thing that year was, uh, Brian Hoyer, like, not a first round
Or not, but like Brian Hoyer should be a third round pick.
start in this league. And somehow it just took a, took on a life of its own to where Brian Hoyer was
“sitting there. I, I think the fourth round or whatever it was, whatever grade I had on him, he went,”
like, two rounds later, three rounds later. And there were people who were, you know, those people, those folks that were inside radio meeting, sitting music hall on day three were psychos. Oh, yeah. And I mean, I mean, that mostly in a good way, but some of them, I don't mean in a good way. Huh? They started channel like, bro, you know, like, for half a round to the point where Charlie Casserley brought me over, was like, hey, don't, don't get affected by that, like, it's okay. It was like,
this whole thing going, he's like, listen, I got, I got railed for taking, um, uh, what's his name, the defensive line, and uh, Mario, Mario Williams over over, um, Reggie Bush over Reggie Bush, like, I know the feeling. So just hang in there, right? But, um, but yeah, I'll have a similar feel or feeling if we
get to round five and Cole Peyton's not off the board, I'll be pissed. All right. So here's what we're
going to do. You're going to, if, if we get to round five and he doesn't get picked, I want, we want a video. We demand a video for the AWLs for our listeners. Okay. You, like, half whining, half crying, being like, how can, how do they not take this guy? And I'll take it inside the studios and Spotify on Saturday. And I will, I'll send it to you. Okay. All right. So let's, let's, let's start from the, the top of the draft. How about big picture, uh, big picture, strongest positions and overall,
like, where you guys, where you're landing with this draft in terms of how many first rounders, you actually have graded, um, strongest positions, edge rush or wide receiver, most unique position and with the urgency is offensive tackle. Look, let's go edge rush or like, right off the top,
“we're going to see guys go. It's going to be David Bailey or our Ville Reset 2 to the jets, right?”
Whoever doesn't get picked there is going to go in the next, probably couple picks. Okay. Then it's Ruben Bane. And yes, we've got the short arms. I think he's somewhere 7 to 14 is the Baltimore Ravens would be my range for him. Then you've got this kind of next tier of Keldrick Falk, who I'm a lot higher on than, than some people seem to be. And some teams are,
like, yeah, he's a top 20 player. Others are like, yeah, I think he's late first, early second.
Big tall, long, explosive player can rush outside inside coming out of Auburn, but but two sacks a year ago. Just turn 21. He's a young kid. He's going to have to learn on the fly. Then we've got a bunch of other edge rushers, like that goes deep into the second round with the caches, howls, the T. J. Parker's, the Armace and Thomas's, Zion young from Missouri, and Malachi Lawrence, from UCF, who was the most explosive of the edge rushers, the true edge rushers, excluding
our Ville Reset, the combat. So that class is deep. You can get them in the first, you can get them in the second, and you can get a few in the third. Wide receivers deep, too. But it's an interesting because there's there's probably six receivers that are going to come off the board. And when
Cardinal Tate goes, you're going to see that first run. It's Cardinal Tate from Ohio State.
It's Jordan Tyson, from Arizona State, a little bit of durability. It concerns there, depends of team to team, but but Tyson, it may be just the most talented wide receiver in the class. Then you got McIleman, perfect fit and McVase system. I think 13's the home for him, or at least it looks like that would be the best fit. Then within the first round you get the, that's the first tier. The second tier is Casey Concepcion from A&M, Omar Cooper Jr from Indiana,
and Denzel Boston from Washington. Then there's this kind of drop off. And I can be already here cipher when we get to the second round on Friday night. I'm sure there'll be something about the killer bees, wide receiver, second round with with Brasal and, and Brasal's one of them Boston branch is one of Boston. We'll have already gone Brasal branch and, and who's the third. There's, there's a third be wide receiver. I'm, I can't believe him. I'm failing you here.
“But you have to have. I'm also from Germany. I do not, do not apologize to us.”
How many names would you? Zach or Jeff Braden? Chris Bell. Okay. Okay. Yeah. How many names you have in your head right now? 400. Jesus. Yeah. That's a lot of name. There's too many names. Bell from Louisville, Brasal from Tennessee, and Bramch. So then, and, and, and watch out for digitation, dribbling from Ole Miss. So those four guys go in the second. But then you get to the third and you're still going to bunch of dudes. You got trade lances younger brother from North Dakota
state. You've got, um, you got Antonio Williams from Clemson, and, and Deon Berks from, from Oklahoma, but Jeremy Bernard from Alabama, Ted Hurst, who had an awesome senior bull, Georgia state player, terrible team, but he's like six, three plus runs in the four, three's explosive. So the receivers
Are going to, it's going to be loaded in the top 100, the first three rounds.
there's just seven up. And that's why I won on those ramps. So you better get one in the first.
“And I think they could all be gone in like the top 25, 28 picks. Wow. And so while Maui Noah is”
probably like the 11th or 12th best player in this draft, I think a team could take him as high as three in Arizona or six in Cleveland, right? And then Spencer Fano from, from Utah, who started at left tackle as a freshman, 24 games at right tackle athletic guy, he's going to go. And then after that, you've got Blake Miller, who's like 54 starts high as character, long physical, strong, mall or right, just consistent across the board. He's going to go Monroe Freeling just 18 starts,
but just an absolute physical phenom from Georgia. He's going to go Max Eonachor is rising up boards. Nigerian born comes to America 13 plays basketball and soccer, AAU basketball star coaches like dude, you look like football player. He latches on to East LA community college for a couple years. The Fresno State Offensive Line Copes season and it's like, I want to bring him in, recruiting him. That guy gets hired by Kenny Dillingham at Arizona State. And he said,
we got to bring this young man in. Like five months later, he's starting games. Doesn't even
really know how to play two and a half years later. He's going to be a first round draft pick.
It's an awesome story. So, and then can Kaylo Lomu, the other Utah offensive tackle. So there's going to be seven guys to go after that. There's not enough. It's a tack that you feel good about drafting in the second round. So they're all going to get pumped up. I love that. I like the like having a little scarcity in a position like that. It is good. Yes. So there'll be a run on those
“guys. I think Colin Coward said that the commanders are looking at taking a offensive tackle,”
which would be just absolutely insane if we did that. I haven't heard that. I mean, maybe I'm not saying it's wrong. You can be standing in a Jeremiah. I don't think study styles anymore. I think styles could go. They will have a state line back. It could go four to Tennessee. He could go five to the Giants, right? And I don't see him getting past those two spots. So, but Jeremiah love could be sitting there or he, he winds up going. I think Washington could wind up maybe trading back. It
would be a possibility. They don't have a second round pick. And by the way, like, but who's your wide receiver? Like, what's your wide receiver room look like? So if I'm sitting there and styles has gone and Jeremiah loves gone, don't I just kind of want to take car notate and put him with McCleuron and now we have some weapons? Are we going to ruin Jayden Daniels? Like, what, you know what I mean? You're forgetting about Luke McAfrey. It's okay. It happens. He's
injured last year and put him nuts. It sounds like you forgot about Luke. You've got 400 names in your brain and zero of them were playing this is the guy. But we're talking three's and four's and five's. We're not talking about a number two. Yeah. And that new system was David Blow's coming in and he's looking for physical receiver. Cardinal Tate sitting right there. That would be hard to pass up on. No, you're right. I was just saying it was funny that Calar did it because he was doing
“the thing of like, oh, you have a young quarterback. So you have to invest in protecting him when”
you just like we just extended learning to be tonsil and drafted an attack when the first round last year. Right. But yeah. So I think that's going to be an interesting spot. I do think that we want to trade back ideally and and get some more picks. But when you were going through the list of teams, like you're talking about the possibilities for Bane and you said 14 would be the latest. You could see him going. That was like a hot moment in my brain. And maybe it's just because we're kind of
used to dealing with this almost every draft where the ravens get up and they take a guy and we're like, yeah, how did that guy end up falling to the ravens? It's like this weird skill they have of just being patient and you want to say lucky, but every year it seems like, oh, that guy is falls in. He should have been taken five, seven, 15 picks earlier. Like Hamilton was the biggest, like no shit of all time when he fell to them. And yeah. So they're at 14. The Steelers are at 21.
So that one missed field goal. That's a big seven spots in the wild. That made up. Yeah. But so I guess my question about Bane is, you know, I think we should talk a little bit about the arms. I know that I looked at the at his wingspan to his wingspan isn't that bad. It's just his arms. He's got like a wide chest and short arms. But I guess that doesn't really make so much of a difference when it comes to like getting guys off you. But how much of an impact do you think teams are
are taking into account the fact that he's got freakishly small arms? It varies from team to team. And it varies from defensive line coach to defensive line coach. And it varies from how much you
factor in like analytics and in your in your scouting department. Okay. The problem is as a general
manager, you just don't want to draft a bunch of outliers, right? Like the little part sell things. I'm going to have a roster full of outliers. But you watch the tape and you're like, I don't like, yeah, occasionally I can see a short on thing when he gets, you know, there's a 35
Inch guy and he gets into the pads.
playoff run? How much like he was phenomenal this past year? And and he's a leader and he's a tough
“guy and he sets a tone. And so you're kind of weighing all those things and from team to team it varies”
a little bit. But the teams that rely a lot on analytics and the GMs that are worried about outliers
like there is the you can go back 20 years is not a first round edge rusher who's been drafted
with shorter than 31 inch arms. And there's not a guy from my understanding what I've read is there's not a guy who's been a double digit sack edge guy in the league in the last 20 years with sub 31 inch arms. So those are those are scary, right? And it's not to similar from Ty Simpson's tape is awesome for nine canes. And you see all the NFL stuff he's doing. But give me the list of guys who draft who were drafted in the first round of that position with sub 20 starts and it's ugly,
right? So that's the whole thing with Ruben Bane. You know he's damn good football player and there's going to be some teams that are just like don't care. Like bring him in and I applaud them for that. I say 7 to 14 you know just just looking at it. I don't think Washington necessarily. I know Cleveland would like to take an offensive tackle but could move out of that spot. So so maybe it starts at 8 with maybe I should have said 8 to 14 with but you look at it like
the Saints could take him. They need that for for Brendan Staley's defense. The chiefs could take him. They need an edge rush or but they also need an offensive tackle. They also need a wide receiver. So they also need a corner back. You get down to to 10 with Cincinnati. They could take him although I hear that's kind of the parachute for Caleb Downs to save you from Ohio State. Miami to 11. I think they're probably going to go corner but I would completely rule it out
sitting at 12. You've got the Dallas Cowboys. So I don't think the Rams are taking him but I think
“Baltimore could. So that's why let's go with 8 to 14. I'd say we would be the range for Ben.”
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So I try to make things as easy as possible. Do this for me. If I told you right now, you had the pick between you're taking a running back. You had the pick between Sake one Barclay all coming out. Same age. Sake one Barclay. The John Robinson and Jeremiah love. Oh, and Ash and Gentie. Those four guys. Can you rank those
“four guys? Because I'm the biggest Jeremiah love guy. And I think he's kind of getting slept on”
even though he's going to go somewhere in the top five maybe ten. Where would you rank that
in terms of like stud can't miss first round running back. So this is why they were coming out of
the ground. When they were coming out, if you would draft him. Yeah. Sake one one. Okay. Bijon. Bijon two. Love three. Gentie four. How close is it between love and Bijon? It's not a massive gap. Okay. I think I had like a 90's seven grade. I go back and double check. But I think it was like a 97 on Sake one and 96 on on Bijon and a 95 on love. Okay. 94. I think it was on on Gentie. So it's kind of just stacks like you know.
So not not a massive difference. But I think Bijon was Bijon just had a little bit more of a completeness. Bijon and he's just like I don't know. Just a little bit more power I think. But like we're talking fractions here. Right. I love watching Jeremiah love like it's almost you can almost see the NFL films. Right. Like it's this sweetness about him where like every great back just put on like the NFL films music and watch. Right. There's this it starts with like
the the sweet music with like the the slaloming down the mountain. There's a spin move, you know foot in there. Then at the end it becomes just like rough tumble. You know where they're like bang and guys are falling. There's like carnage everywhere. So what you get with him and then you occasionally this run where they get a crease and they just go. But all of those backs if you watch the NFL films too, their catch and swing passes, your catch and
Something they're making one guy miss and it's the same thing.
yards per catch man. Yeah. Like you're getting in that like let's not do the Christian McAfrey
thing with him because it's not what you're getting. But you're getting someone just like be John like there's an extension to the run game and into the passing game that you get with him that makes him special. And so it's going to be tough. Like if I'm sitting there and I'm Arizona and I've been saying this since just after the combat. There's a voice inside that Arizona building that's pushing hard for Jeremiah love. I don't know if it's singular or if there's multiple
but don't rule out Arizona at three, even though they brought in Tyler Ljere. They've got Connor James Connor coming off the injury. They've got Benson. Don't rule that out. He's just the
“best player in the draft. Don't rule out four for Tennessee even though honestly I'm starting to”
hear more and more about it could be the edge and also could be can we get our friend Warner for this defense. But my pushback would be if I'm Mike Burganzi it tend to see is like and if I'm writing table and I'm pitching for Jeremiah love like bro what got you fired in New York right and then it honestly is the same thing for dayball at the offenses right and so are we going to do this again like we'll get you a guy who can play that that that Fred Warner spot
and but like we've got we got this young quarterback that needs easy pitching catches. We need we need to run the football now we get two backs of him and Pollard so that Mike Burganzi's decision at four is going to be really telling. Yeah I am a dumb person I don't consider myself to have like a high rate of accurate. For a couple dumb people you guys get some really good bank accounts. Well that's yeah you look at the world like there's a lot of really stupid fucking people
that are loaded. But I can wait when you look at like my track record when it comes to be like
“I think that's a good pick. I think that's a bad pick. I'm throwing darts. I don't I don't really”
know I just go with what my balls tell me and my balls are are just selling which is the great yeah yeah yeah we were what we've been doing a victory lap on that for for six years but I didn't start as a troll or anything like that. No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no I can tell
if the comment the comment the first time I said you you ask clowns that the comment just wearing
people out and he's got a big arm yeah you're in tire profession time and then I was somehow getting right on all of it yeah and I knew you guys well and it like through day even like the combine we did and I'm just sitting there like oh yeah I gave these guys credentials but it actually is like right we're making fun of the entire industry and then and then we were right about it through a troll and then we took credit over the rest of the industry your life's
going off yeah we took credit over the industry based on the fact that we used your takes against you yeah it's really a minefuck but what I'm saying is like with the cardinals if they took love I would I would my reaction would be like that is a stupidest pick that they could make like why because the cardinals have a laundry list of things that they need to take care yeah that's the problem I don't disagree like the Raiders Raiders were premature and taking
ash and ginti but like this year we may see ginti just take off yeah the giant from the
sake one like sake one was never a bad player it's just like you can't when you have that many
holes to fill drafting right back it's just not what it's more of a luxury or it has to fit like where you are as an organization I don't disagree and you only got honestly if you're going to draft one high you better have you better be ready to get production out of them for the next five years because chances are like you'd much rather get them at this contract than have to pay him that second one right so I'm squeezing the juice out of a running back if I'm taking them that
high and so if we're not going to make a run in the next five years then what are we doing you know yeah yeah great so with with a second pick the jets there were a lot of indications they were looking at Bailey they canceled their meeting with Bailey he was going to come up and visit I don't know that's a strange weird man it I don't know I don't know what to make of it I my gut tells me don't make a lot of it but I also my experience tells me that it's just different so I
don't like different this time of year and my my experience also tells me like and I confirmed it like they they canceled it you know she's like we got all the information we needed from our trip to Lubbock and sent all the brass down there I and I get that and honestly like half of me is like don't read anything and do it who cares you know the other half is like well then why just schedule it and and if he is the pick when you want like I don't get bring him in get to know him a little
“little bit better you should want to hang out with the facilities what's talk scheme what's”
get you on the board a little bit more let's go through some stuff that we're going to let's get a view playbook like Mendoza's been working with with Brian Greasy preparing him for the
Raiders like it's an of unofficial role that Brian Greasy's in who I've obvio...
for several years of the SPN he was the quarterback coach for the San Francisco 49ers excuse me long history with the shanna hands and Kubiax right so like it's unofficial but we're we're we're getting and quarterback's different from edge I get it but wouldn't you just want a day with the guy that you're planning on drafting no matter what the circumstances I don't it's just that that that one felt a little weird and I had conversations and I know as of this past weekend
it wasn't done it was a heavy lean to Bailey the sense was okay but but it wasn't done and there were more meetings on Monday and Tuesday and Wednesday and there was this element of as everyone set across the league if you draft our velvety better have a plan with your coordinator there is the head coach and AJ Aaron Glenn and so maybe as they put their final touches on everything it's hey GM things Bailey's a slightly higher grade but if we've got a perfect plan for our
velvety he's got a higher upside let's let's take it and we we're not trying to win we're trying to win just enough games to keep our jobs to keep everyone happy in 2026 but not too many games
where we can't go get the number one overall quarter back with the three first round picks up right
“it's going to be fascinating to see what they do and honestly for me it's going to be fascinating”
to see if we get that information before like Wednesday yeah so my my thought was that they can't so the meeting because you only get a certain amount of visits and the jets pick again in the first round they've got a lot of picks so they want to maximize the number of guys that they could bring yeah but it was the last day wasn't that the last day of 30 visits yeah I don't know I don't think it was a work yeah I don't think like I don't know I'm not reading too I'm not reading too much
into it I'm just I don't like things that aren't that we don't have experience with this time a year I just don't like them and that that's one I can't remember like a high a team drafting too with the opportunity to bring in the player that is it let's call it 50 50 why would you turn that opportunity down I don't know I'm sure they have a really good reason sure it's not a big deal that's all the reports that are coming out so like I'm probably reading too I'm not even reading too much
into it it's just like huh interesting yeah me and so me and this is a jets fan what what's your reaction to the the visit thing no I'm with you guys like if he's gonna live there might as well yeah show around show him his home right if you like him yeah you just want to spend an extra day with him yeah yeah yeah like give me the get used to it you also just use every visit because you never know when a guy becomes a free agent or these on a trademark it's like you just have more information
I just don't know why you wouldn't use more information like it's free information so that's part confusing to me yeah and if they chose another player that they're they're trying to get last minute information on because it just like I can I can see that I just don't know that information yet and and I probably maybe I won't know until after the draft I'll find out eventually but I'm just curious it's just interesting you know yeah um all right can we talk quarterback real quick so
for random and does is going one to the Raiders everyone knows that uh ties Simpson feels like the
second quarterback is it was it close for you at all or it was it always easy Fernando Mendozo
“is the is November first honestly I thought that we we had a real situation on our hand”
with Dante more mm-hmm Mendoza and Simpson the best tape of the three come like I don't I don't want to put a specific date but around Halloween November first that was was Simpson mm-hmm Brent Vendibles came to town at one point and kind of laid out a blueprint for how to beat their protection which was a little inconsistent and was getable um and from that point on protection wasn't great bear Bryant would throw up in his grave if he knew
that they they've ranked 125th in the in the nation and rushing um there remember like you look at uh Ryan Williams coming out it was what Ryan Williams like one beat a Jeremiah Smith one A in that recruiting class he just disappeared now it's and now Jeremiah Coleman Williams so um and and and because of all the hits and because everything that happened his body ties Simpson just started breaking down by it's time to get to the Rose Bowl is 190 pounds with gastritis and so
I don't like excuses and I hate outliers and I hate the 15 starts but I'm telling you the tape because Mendozo was playing these games in the moments were awesome yeah but before the moments was three and a half or three plus quarters of yeah there's some good stuff but this isn't
“first overall pick stuff and then there's an interception in Iowa there's an interception I think”
a pick six and and or again there's an interception all fourth quarter stuff where it's like what are like he hasn't played great now there's a pick in the fourth quarter uh against Penn State
was the third one but but then the moment and then you go back and talking to like a couple
quarterback coaches and the head coach and the league it's like look at his third downstuff man
Look at his red zone stuff I think it's 28 touchdowns no interception look lo...
game on the line stuff and I wasn't all in on Mendoza until Ohio State and I've heard you know
like Orlovsky's like I'm closer to Orlovsky than a lot of people on Ty Simpson I'm not quite that far um but but I also like I didn't appreciate the Mendoza stuff like that Ohio State tape if you're just being non bias it was awesome it was the Caden hit um early on a few plays later he's back in like no effects it's movement it's it's off platform it's drilling strikes everywhere like they were hitting him after hit and they didn't talk about that the other Caden
hit in the in the in the end zone where his helmet hits the turf and like he just pops right back like this guy is tough as frickin nails he is he's accurate he's so I I really like Mendoza
is he Caleb Williams no is he Jaden Daniels no is he Drake may know I've got a similar grade
with him in Cam Ward for very different reasons but yeah I understand picked totally and I'm like
“would stamp it all day long for the the Raiders at one but Ty Simpson at one point honestly had”
the best tape but that doesn't erase the 15 starts and everything else and the finish that he had to the season yeah I love Ty Simpson I thought he was awesome to start the season by the way just so you know uh Ty what happened was my like my my Mike San just broke and I I think like maybe two episodes ago or or two days ago I said to Hank and to Max you both conveniently aren't here right now uh can we get my Mike San fix you know again I don't think we're Davis I think we're pretty
like memes maybe you can back us up like we're for number one sports podcast we're not big ego guys my Mike's fan is broken and it just fell into my lap I guess I might get a fan with you but I'm not fixed I'm with you like I've gotten the point in my career we're like I used to be like not me but like I will talk about this after after the show will have me like you know now I'm just like if if you're not gonna get something done with that's so obvious and so easy
“you need to blast you on this show look at this look at swatch I'm gonna I'm gonna let go man”
and that and that's Mike that's Mike what's so we can't brought it up the other day little Hank and Max for like why do you need a new I'm gonna be Mike stand for I'm just gonna do the rest of the interview like this I'm also gonna fire off a tax saying hey Max and Hank remember when you say we can't remodel my Mike just fell in my lap in the middle of the interview you fuck faces okay and we're running it we're we're running it it wasn't live we're taping this
but this this is this is going on yeah absolutely so so all right I agree with Ty Simpson I agree with the I mean the moments all the I'm not the dimensions that definitive round one now okay okay so where could you say I'm going so I I was told around the combine like by someone I've learned learned to trust there's a team you're no one's really talking about or or or I forget the exact wording but like there's a team out there and I don't know since then now we've
been talking about that team I don't I didn't drill in but like there's a team that that could
“be Ty Simpson I've heard again that there's something like that but I also I think at the very”
least Arizona knows it has to go up and get him ahead of 33 so I'm told and it's not like Milro
last year Milro was happy to be there for the second round and it's just what I don't think Ty
is showing up to be the next Aaron Rogers I love your mic man it's just a big F you to everyone he doesn't want will love us like so I to accept that invite first of all for the lead to offer him that invite and then for him to accept it there's got to be information there that he's going around one and I'm getting that same information so that'll that'll be fun to watch on the first night you're saying that you're hearing about a team that is going to move back into the first round
to get him at the end or you don't know. Don't know that there's like just and maybe it's one of these teams I don't have any more than that but like it may not just be the cardinals like I don't I actually don't think I think the jets if they're sitting there at 33 will be like all right we get four picks on the top 44 let's take a hack here yeah but I don't think that they're going to get aggressive but I could be wrong maybe that's the tip I just saying there's some information now that
if you're looking at this thing like as you go around one where I feel stronger about it now than I have in a while and how would you how would you see the let's say top five quarterbacks to order that they not what you have them ranked but what you think they're going to go what start with how I have them right yeah yeah yeah it's it's mendoza one Simpson two nuss my or three colpate and four and then quite honestly if I get the right situation with
Some time in patience and the right guy to coach him I would I would take tai...
I'm intrigued by the upside because I don't think Carson Beck's a starter I'm damn sure through
“others not a starter and I'll live on that hill that's fine how I think how I think they could”
come off the board I think mendoza we know mendoza one Simpson's going to be two it's going to be some combination of nuss my or Beck-aller so you're way you're very different than what yes it's going to actually happen yeah I like that what do you think about nussy about nussmark is I the more I think about him as an NFL prospect I feel like it's worth taking a shot on them because
he was clearly nuss and he was really nice mendoza yeah he's just like and and they're like even like the like the national scouting service I think I'm going to like the number one overall and I'm not putting weighted I'm just saying like he was viewed myself included like I just this the way he carries himself the football knowledge his instincts in the pocket
“got to see him like the way just how he was the manning passing academy and like he's kind of like”
that guy and then watching him watching him on the field of the senior bowl like he sees things I'm like damn how do you see that you know but injuries undersized doesn't have a bigger like tie Simpson it turned out this year became what I thought nuss my or was going to become this year very similar footballs in there in their cribs around ball their whole life lives you know Simpson's dad's a 20 year head coach at UT Martin nuss my or's dad's an NFL quarterback
and quarterback coach and now OC for the Saints they just know ball and they like they can walk in right away and like hit the ground running but tie Simpson's a little more mobile tie Simpson tie Simpson has more juice on the ball but I watch nuss my or and he just he's not he doesn't have the same juice that the baker may field has and I wish he did but the way like his aggressive style the decisiveness like sometimes it's like you you're making mistakes because
you're so aggressive but I just I I don't know you give me nuss my or in the third round man put
put him in like a little floor it may Daniel shanna hand make they like I just I it's worth the shot there yeah by the way I don't think Carson back I think he's going to be a good backup I don't trust him you know I can't can't hit a receiver that runs away from him what like so like we we gotta get some visualization stuff we get a lot of footwork to do I'm not saying he can't be I that and I talk about like hours a big strong arm strong kid ultra competitive just love that
about him one a lot of games talk like all those things and he but he's just he's not mobile in the pocket and he's really struggles to throw the ball to receive like even his backs on like you know safety routes he can't he he's just misses so many throws yeah by the way we should say that
“if you're listening this right now you should trust Todd McShay not that you don't already”
but as a reminder last year he told us about our favorite quarterback out of last year's class Tyler shook before anyone else we became the biggest shook fans of all time like we laddered your yards every single Sunday for the last five weeks and we would just we'd put it on the main TV like the main TV in the gambling cave when we would just get get all shooked up and be like all in on him so you told us I just love shook man he's such a just a dude he's been through so
much getting to know his story he thought football was taking away from him like he he was he was in the recruiting class with with with with with with Lawrence and those guys like Trevor Lawrence he like he had been through so much that like nothing was going to affect him he's tall he's mobile he can throw it like I'm I'm excited to see what happens they need to they need to get him some weapons but I'm excited to see what happens with him such a catchable ball he's going to get a boat too
and then that's going to unlock him to the next level no question no he's pumped about that Hank was in love with Diego Pavia because he saw my grudon's quarterback camp which I'll defend Hank it's easy to fall in love with any guy on grudon's quarterback camp oh my god because the reason one would tell him green with that yeah yeah that's the best man what when am I looking at right here man said 11 point two broad jump man that's that's wild
yeah I I fall in love with anybody that grudon talks to but with Pavia in particular Hank was like
you know I wouldn't mind the Patriots picked him up as a backup quarterback maybe as a third
and six specialist they can sub him a third and six straight pass but if you can imagine taking Drake may off the field for Diego pop I'm starting to make sense I'm starting to yeah Pifties got all the numbers statistically Drake may as the worst quarterback in the NFL in terms of completion percentage on third and exactly six exactly six exactly as third and seven
He's awesome third and eight he's like one of the best third and six he just ...
how do you feel about Pavia like could Pavia will there be a team that decides to take a flyer on him late in the draft um I mean maybe but I would guess undrafted free agent but could be like seventh round yeah I mean he's he's had a handful of like 30 visits what's what's crazy about Pavia is like you sit there at the senior ball I mean I watched his tape I know like every like the ins and I was of everything you watch him at the senior ball and it's like five guys
“look like it and one doesn't you know like the ball doesn't jump off a key they just doesn't”
he looks like he was he's he's the misfit right then you get in like red zone in certain situations and he's he's moving the offense it doesn't look pretty at all but so like yeah he'll get a shot he'll get a shot and whether it's seventh sixth seventh round or free and undrafted free agent but it's a long shot you know it's a long shot this is a lot to overcome yeah okay what about the reverse Pavia in that what is your number one uh physical freak of nature where maybe it's not maybe
it's not first rounder maybe it's not a guy that uh is gonna have a great crib but you just he's gonna get drafted because what he does physically speed strength whatever it may be
is so far off the charts I just love hearing about those guys because it always blows my mind
I'm trying to look up I hope I have the numbers here um this interior defensive line
“alignment konga um look him up hold on let's let's do this right away konga line that's what I'm”
googling right now this is gonna work I can't believe this fucking Mike this is and both I'm not here okay what's his first name do we know Renee R-E-N-E-R-E-N-E that's red flag I'm just gonna say like that's a personal red flag just having a girl ma'am girls name yeah like uh Aaron Rodgers Aaron Rodgers in six four with six four late late March pro-day at Louis six four three hundred pounds Canadian standout I kind of like Canadians on the defensive line they're crazy
I want my defense alignment to be crazy and Canadians are like you know they're cooking then they're not right yep ten ten two this is a three hundred pounder ten two broad jump okay thirty seven inch vertical okay ran the 40 and a four six four to four seven five range that's stupid Renee Konga so like when this guy gets drafted he wasn't at the combine and all of a sudden I get these a couple texts and I'm like wait what and so I'm not again I can
“confirm it like yeah that's what you know we had them in this range and they had a ten two and a”
thirty like that's not that's not human you know three hundred pounds yeah running on and I want to tape and there's a lot of flashes he's explosive and like yeah he gets pushed around certain certain situations but like just give me ten fifteen snaps and develop this guy so when Renee Konga gets drafted on day three you have a little bit of background on this he's just he's not he's not normal fits I love that I love that okay uh time I got one last
question it's the rowback question RHO BACK dot com promo code take twenty percent off your first
purchase Qsips Polos hoodies joggers shorts rowback dot com promo code take what team is going to be that you're hearing is going to be the like hey let's mess up the first round team whether it be trade or they're going to pick something that might dominate everyone else are there a couple teams maybe they fall under that category where it's like yeah this is these are the we these are the spots where like and these are the teams that could just kind of throw everything into a tizzy
when we watch on Thursday night um I'm intrigued with Kansas City and I don't think it fits exactly what you're saying but as you're sitting they're trying to do a mock draft and trying to like all right here are the 11 guys that belong in the first three 13 picks right um I don't know they're going to go outside of that 11 it picked nine but they're picking a nine for a reason and we're not used to that with the chiefs uh Brett Viches and I you know I just some preseason
game for the chiefs it's like Brett Viches is great at what he does like he has an eye for it and but he also is great at like shhh you know like and and also I don't know on purpose or how
but there's always like right around this time and all of a sudden like triggers like it's it's
Jordan Tyson right you know and and other people like they keep an eye on um on Kenyan Sadik and guys who haven't like been and and and those guys like yeah there wouldn't be shocking if they went nine but why is that messaging coming out now right and I look at the roster I'm like
We need another tackle we just got rid of two corners I think yeah we're gonn...
spags and all that but we need a corner um they need an edge they need a wide receiver they could
use a tight end as to develop so like they and then you're here and a lot of reports about that maybe they package these picks and move up and I'm like they like they're not in a position to do
“that they've they've got if anything moved back so I think the chiefs are going to be fascinating”
with that pick because I think a lot of people think they know what's going to happen at nine and nothing will if it's Ruben Bane I'm not surprised but Jordan Tyson not surprised Kenyan Sadik not surprised if it's if it's Maui Noah because he fell or Spencer Fano with the ties with Andy Reed and then the family and the coach like I'm not surprised so there but what they do kind of sets up or what corners are still on the board is there an edge still on the board for
since because right there right now you've got this run of 10 11 12 that all kind of need the same thing they need defensive players it's Cincinnati they need a corner but could take downs they need an edge obviously you've got an 11 Miami they need everything they've got like you know um and then you get through cowboys sending a 12 if they don't trade up and they need the same things corner edge
“so that nine pick is going to be kind of a trigger point I like that there's no way Jeremy I love”
false the cheese right there's a way that would fucking piss me off I don't know I would have to say the floor is Washington yeah but if Washington were to try it and who would trade up with them the the jets I don't know if Washington doesn't pick there um yeah I it would be shocking but I also been told I just saw this other information that's coming out of Kansas Kansas cities just like hey here comes sit down in our in our draft room and and look at our board it's like everyone's
got the answers to Kansas City but all the things are different everyone is telling you Jordan Tyson's really hot in the board hey watch up for Kenyan City they could take an offensive tackle fan oh with the the background and Andy Reed and and and and and now people say but they could trade up but I don't believe any of that and then people are saying if Jordan love is there I can tell you
“they would do absolutely consider taking Jordan love it pick number nine I don't think he's going to”
yeah sure Jeremy I love so yeah they're they're fascinating I love Kenyan City by the way he's an absolute mom he seems like he just me off to he seems like the guy that is going to get picked and maybe have the I like you had to be a probe I can't watch this big cat I'm trying potentially trying to make it as ridiculous as possible it's in your your killing it just just to rub it in Hank's face yeah he's hoping that he's hoping that he would this clip I Hank should be watching
this clip right now and Hank should be very very embarrassed about what he's putting us through it's disgusting Max is on his first batch of party right now and I sent that text which I do
feel a little bit of promise you you will have a new mic first batch of party it's been never
hours Max today is ours Max is hammered right now it's 10 a.m. and he just sobered up real fast yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah we'll call back in all three hours three hours and we'll talk good and I V in his arm yeah I I do think that whoever is picking like in the six seven eight nine ten rate like there's going to be some really good players that are available at that spot that feels like a great spot to be in um I just think our team is going to
go there teams going to panic and take not panic our teams like Arizona and in Cleveland going to take a tackle because because of the run that I told you when it's when it's out it's out and in Arizona picks it what 34 like if you're not getting one there you're not getting one so are they going to trade back and get a better value and getting additional pick which is what they want to do but they got to get someone to trade up Cleveland the same deal are they going to or they're just
going to stick and pick offensive tackles because if they do I mean but say Bailey goes too now of a sudden you get R. V. Reese sunny styles and then uh I know and how am I supposed to be serious walking through the board is you're deep throat in your mic Jeremy loves sunny styles
like they can do that any episode like the mics always there but the fact that he's got in his hands
he's like yeah I've got a yeah I'm done I can't just that's it this when I get to your point so really good players could fall in the way the way it happens if two offensive tackles go in the top six or even one of them because that's going to bump people down last question exact you want to ask question about the box quick what's going on I hope you're doing well this morning quick question I was curious what position do you think would be most effective we pick up a guy that would
make the biggest difference in this upcoming season good question Zach nice job Zach yeah we
Go Zach it can slice confident I like Ed's rusher there I really do I think I
a keen message or I keep going back to that one like can we get bowls an Ed's rusher they can get there Diabi and obviously like they're just they're aging on that defense and they've got to get younger they get a faster message or 25 but he's but that's younger than so I just I like that fit there I also if I'm Tampa Bay I've got a few needs and we got some more roster turnover than then I'd like if you can move back I think that that would be that would be ideal but a keen
message or out of Miami would be the guy that I'd circle for now okay so we get young we get aggressive could be any decent spot moon forward yeah like bowls he likes to he likes to you know blitz like 30 plus percent of the time and so I'd like to blitz a little less and put a little less
“strain I'd like to have a guy who can just get home so that that's why that fit makes a lot of sense”
to me but you know you look at Tampa Bay they pick it let's see here they pick at 1546 and 77 I've got a I've got a real serious need at edge I'd like to upgrade corner I need another line backer for obvious reasons I'd like to have a difference maker tight end another tight end I think interior defensive line getting young there so that's a lot of positions man that's a lot of positions that we're talking about and and I get it but we just lost Mike Evans and we're
after the first round receiver but I'd like to in round three or four get a wide receiver too
so if they get an opportunity to trade out a 15 and they take it I would be I'd be pumped if I were you you know there you go Zach that's good info I appreciate that's my son Tate is a huge buck in years fan so I stay on top of them as much as you know I've got to make sure I've got him covered you know yeah um are you Todd you're the absolute best we love having you on let's uh how's how's your back right now it's hurting let's hope we don't get a crying video of you on son our Saturday I don't want that to happen
I know that would be awful so there's I don't think anybody wants to see that yeah there's like a
“141 picks it's a hundred picks exactly this year in the first three rounds then I think there's like”
it let's call it like a hundred and forty or around a hundred forty if we get to pick one thirty yeah market down remind because I'm gonna be kind of yeah I know you'll be all over the place shoot me a text and be like he wasn't drafted by one thirty I will stop what I'm doing and I will make a video and so you're gonna be right are you gonna be live right are you gonna be live yeah live on Netflix Thursday night
live on Netflix Friday night come check us out yeah I'm over the like someone's always picked and
let me give you 90 seconds with B roll and yeah he's doesn't fit in the national football league like come watch a fun show man yeah Thursday night Friday night Netflix will we'll be on and then what about Saturday Saturday you're just gonna we're gonna we're gonna do we're gonna do a bunch of like social stuff and then we're gonna do a review and like the fifth six round and um so we'll put out a show there I don't yeah okay so Saturday we'll I'll text you and you'll have to
you'll have to yeah one thirty if he's not off the board pick one thirty I'm gonna you will see my true emotions okay time I got one last question for you so uh at the very end of the draft we have two consecutive Broncos picks back to back at two fifty six and two fifty six that's fun that's kind of fun because then Sean Payton gets decide like which one of these guys do I want to be Mr. Ralph even though I got like it's it's the same pick but he gets to choose
which one goes first um Todd you are a Richmond spider I will make a donation to the Richmond
“spiders in I L if you can predict who Mr. Relevant is going to be anyone can say I think it's too”
shot to it too because of the Broncos okay yeah yeah we'll give you two shots but anyway anyone can say who's going to be the first pick but it takes a real draft expert to to correctly pick the last pick in the draft all right let's fold the board yeah because two shots is fair because the Broncos could be like just trying to mess with us where it's like they had this guy there's definitely to be Mr. Alvin but they're like yeah I would rather be Mr. Ralph I'll let her be the second
to last pick yeah I'd rather be on drafted if you actually know how the the league works that way I get to pick my spot yeah exactly that's all right so it's still or shit uh huh and also chip on my shoulder and then I get to wear number 32 yeah being a draft everybody passed and being in the moving moving this over I'm going I'm going to I'm going to nail this I promise he'll pick the Broncos but yeah I'd rather go on my terms hmm so the Broncos
last two picks massive board is a huge massive all right really important stuff I'm sorting through my thing I don't I don't take this lately this is crazy how many how many tabs you get your
Little analytics you can't have a spreadsheet Todd player 250 what is it 256 ...
you got all right all right I'm going to go it's crazy I'm gonna go by the way thank God just before
you answer thank God you made a living out of this because otherwise you'd be a fucking loser oh my god no idea it's like I like the box drafts and guys you do like a couple rounds yeah but if you got all seven and you don't and you'll get paid for it that's tough it's tough to to grapple with I'm going to go David Gusta okay interior defensive linemen from Kentucky and
“RJ Merrill and although I think you go a little bit higher oh yeah he seems like more like 245”
yeah I'm going to do two rounds at 252 actually my mock trap let's go David Gusta I like that one I love that one but I want to let's give him a joker with one of those two less but you know let's give it yeah I'm taking I'm not messing around with this no you thought like I don't know if Merrill and fits in that just she's he's he's approaching a spreadsheet he's pulling up the seventh round tab he's about to make the last selection of the draft can he pull it off
I'm going to go with jaren canic oh and he's done it jaren rely back linebacker the one into coaches office and the off season said I just want to contribute to this team he's a metallic adieu Jim naggy called me about this guy and was like he would love him he's an throwback he moves over to tight end comes out early in the season he gets Michigan has that long over route catches it runs away
“I think can I'd like to see him go earlier but jaren canic I would I could see Denver bringing in”
is as kind of like that versatile pass catching weapon and a guy who's just kind of learning how to play tight it tight in for local homo jaren canic or who's the other guy? David Gusto Gusto David Tire defensive line man talking talking all right all right big shot all right Todd you're the best if you get those right we'll come up to the the spiders that I am well I didn't say number that was the trick I just said I will make it but whatever number he gives I'll match you match okay
yep yeah you know what I'll take whatever whatever number he wears in the NFL I will multiply that by a hundred no no no I'm out I gotta I gotta I gotta I gotta do Wisconsin NFL what if he gets fucking 86 dude yeah yeah he's not gonna take 86 we the tight end tight ends are we're number
“seven they want to wear number 11 yeah I'm sure defensive line man these new posts these they”
just want to wear number one you know what don't what if we gave 10 grand to Richmond do we own the school oh get out of here so insulting joke we get the name of our quarterback try yeah try you couple idiots try getting in the Richmond yeah you're dollar ain't yeah yeah probably
not all right Todd you're the best I appreciate you guys it's always fun I love doing this
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“I think everyone knows but you don't fully know until you get out in the public I took a picture”
for Zach and a fan Zach was getting memes you were out with him later that night he was was he fame-mogging out of Pierce uh yeah we were we were out of bar and wriggly and couple AWLs came up and we're like oh hey that's out of Pierce over there but like we get a picture with you guys so love that grab the picture was Zach and out of Pierce you're just staring at us being like I'm the NFL player mm-hmm did he know Zach no oh didn't know Zach but Zach doesn't
know yeah yes we have a lot of fun wriggly's awesome but Zach two things that I noticed from Zach one dominated the jumbo tron the the the ball in in hat game oh dominate it the the boat race dominated it did you get the ball will it stop on the mound no we just got here
with the helmet shuffle boat race but begin is like the first time at the stadium and then also
“Zach is a really good conversationalist yeah he was asking me a bunch of questions and then”
even says like if I'm talking too much let me know it's like Zach we're talking about too questions we're talking uh he was asked me to put him on to a club's player put him on mo baller who's like five eight two he's lost a little ways like two fifteen it's a good build yeah mo baller's legit put him on to him he's asking all kinds of questions all kinds of guys Zach being my my desk partner says positively like affected my life for the better for last year yeah
Zach's the man yeah he's actually uh maybe the easiest hang that we've got by far yeah he's he's a star and rightfully so and then yeah the the metzer I think I think we I think we've seen enough that we can say Frank was right they've also eleven in a row are they done memes uh they're done for now okay the manager mendoza like that was they had extra innings PCA was on
third with one out Nico Horner who's playing out of his mind good right now and they didn't
walk him and he said afterwards that he for Michael Bush who's like hitting like 180 right now he said that he didn't want Nico Horner to potentially take second base okay um but that's not that's not the main concern at that point yeah yeah the really good hitter yeah getting a ball in the air which he did um and PCA scoring versus the guy who's struggling at the plate and potentially getting a in-ending double point we also just need to not let one run in right yeah
“yeah second base doesn't matter right correct walk the base is loaded if you want to um”
although bregman would have been up but and then memes real quick so everyone to go watch our golf video uh on the part of my take youtube memes you're getting roasted but it's very funny it's a bad shirt is a bad shirt I don't think it's a bad shirt it's a good shirt can I can I post a blue I'm gonna push back just a little bit memes I think we got to we got to wear belts if we if we're gonna look at one place where we went wrong I think maybe wearing a belt
my own reading couple this is coming from a guy wore a formal belt on the golf course for like three years that's what you know it's bad but any belt any belt well there here's a thing Hank because you're right I'm not I'm not what you call the snappiest dress for all the time um but if you're gonna tuck in your shirt I feel like that's you have you absolutely a hundred percent need to wear a belt every time you tuck in a shirt okay the uh memes looks like every high school student basketball announcer
that's good memes looks like a condom that's too big what is oh no what is memes look like an offensive wine coach I also for some reason this one just keeps you hanging left Melvin's a uh crow crow man toe said memes look is actually crazy just that it's just so funny it's just so bad it's not me it's just saying he just looks actually crazy it's actually crazy but it was a good golf video child looks like it dressed up in like what's out of the
one of them was like I look like a hermocrat that outcaro shell memes looks like he's dressed up as Nick Cage playing John Madden memes looks like a footballer's a
Person that's actually nice memes musical that rocks memes looks like a coach...
refers to the fat guy in the hat from PMT and they're not talking about big cat and then this one was very funny because Max is wearing his classic golf shirt which is a tactical water camouflage make sure Max dressed like a soldier about to attack the street of more ma's mozzarella PFT is such a skumbag love to get him on the clanks and smoke him backs bought a lot of skumbaggery
that goes on in this video and also incredible seven iron shop I mean it's a really good
“you know I just give me a little credit I think it's a credit in the videos I cannot believe it”
memes looks like a big tea and Peter Griffin had a baby memes looks like a couch wait here's a comment it says those skinny pants on memes does he make regular pants a little like that it says please is was the shirt and that's a comment from part of my take part memes it was your comment oh so please is was the shirt it was the shirt if golf outfits were NFL teams memes would still be the jets oh now I literally can't tell if memes of real person are not
that was a good restraint from memes there oh it's tough when PFT isn't the worst dress all the other ones are fine don't talk about it well you guys got Donald Trump on
“that's great oh shit that's memes oh man I love that memes are the best oh it's great”
yeah we need about you right you gotta wear that's a bad lighting too that's really bad lighting you're the only one in the sun there's like a positive negative reaction oh I got to get back on the Chinese workout exact that was when I was like day 35 and I actually looked pretty good so I need to get back into it but yeah memes oh man all right good show boys good show was early so much chillies at me oh there's one comment
is one comment it's just the max appreciation button one like shout out that guy what's wrong with that it's a sad appreciation that's great well there's so many comments I know I know it's just sad button yeah okay numbers eight twenty three eleven twenty two eighty five fifty six please it is a worthless show this is I'm telling you to oh twenty three
got it yeah nice to say twenty three all right have you hey if you guys ever got this haven't I've got it no you haven't I've gotten this I've officially gotten this now it's on
I've never got it now it's now it's fucking who's got it I have know you haven't
memes know you have not don't know you have not should be allowed to live I didn't win it oh my god this is such a relief right now such a relief because it's gonna get it's gonna get tight eventually as not one of you that was felt good are you want to want more I'll let you guys yeah see what I'll show you in the club with me I would like you to someone else to join the club I'm in the club not in the winners club but in the club
is anyone ever gotten back to back no eight eleven I have to change my number right
“or do you want me to go again I don't know how that goes I think I have to change my number 85”
I'll go 32 stick with 85 you guys all have your numbers sticking with them I haven't going 32 72 anyway I look forward to all of you trying to get it it's really easy all you
do is guess the right number so April 20th first of all happy birthday yesterday April 19th
to Hank stat yeah shout out mr. Lockwood Hank remember this year Hank remember this year also your dad shares a birthday with the risler nice so yeah four nineteen great birthday uh
Four twelve to move on to four twenty though okay four twenty happy birthday ...
killed Hitler nice good one anyone else that's the only nope no one else I think that's it
“that's it I think the guy that killed Hitler is the one that we're gonna stick with any”
famous uh things that happened on this day blaze it yeah yeah that's yeah that's guy who
he's got a lot of dudes get really high today a lot of dudes get really high today uh we're not
“going to do this day in history now just blaze it just famous birthdays just notable people's”
birthday no it is the birthday section it's not the mass shooting section right that's right yes yes
Clinton wait who else let's stick to the risler and Hank's dad Hank's dad and Hitler
“and Carmen Lockwood. Carmen Lockwood. Shout Carmen Lockwood. Yeah so they're Vandross too”
oh there we go and yeah and look look chicly oh there we go shout look chicly love you guys you you you
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