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crown is yours. Today is Monday, August 31st and PFT football is back and preseason football is over. We had cut day in the NFL and I am really sad to inform everyone here. The day John Love did not

make the 50 million roster of the San Francisco 49ers. All right. Love finds a way. Yeah.

I hope I'm back for people who have missed this story. It has taken over the internet. It is I actually we haven't talked about it. We were we were all in different locations on on this week as we have not talked about it. But to sum it up for anyone who's missed it, did John Love is an internet scammer who essentially pretended that he was an NFL player for the last however many years and scammed over the FBI arrested him and he's alleged to have scammed

$1.3 million from various women and it is so funny because if you are someone who watches the NFL like everyone who's listening to this show and all of us in this room, you just saw one clip of this guy and you're like yeah, he is not an NFL player but he somehow kept his skin going. I guess it just shows if you carry around a helmet with you everywhere you go, people might assume you're in the NFL. I mean maybe you didn't buy it. I thought that was a crispy route

and he was wearing a 49er helmet. He was like where else where else can you get a fort. That's what the 49ers were when they played football. Well he's not dead. John had that helmet

“and he's working out playing football. Yeah. I think it wasn't the route. It was when he had the”

helmet with him in the car that I was like a little shit, this guy's legit. That's what ball players

It was just essentially him having a helmet owning a couple footballs and then wearing the color red a lot. Yeah, everything is Instagram. He created his Instagram to look like an NFL player. I initially was like this guy is such a piece of shit. He's scumbag, he's scamming people. I have to say that I turned and I think I'm a fan of his if Dejon love has only one fan. It's me if he has no fans. I'm dead. When I saw that he he got so deep. He did a fake

Thanksgiving turkey giveaway. Oh, that was true. Yeah, it's like this is now funny. This is like this. It was a fucking hit a turkey giveaway. Like he got so into

“I'm an NFL player that he's like I even have to do a turkey giveaway Thanksgiving time because that's what”

NFL player did. He's you have like an alma mater. Did he have a fake college that he also went to. When he was hurt, he was hurt. He hurt his pinky. I don't know if you saw but he couldn't see. He did a video where he was like you see this and he like half closes hand. He's like I can't close my pinky

more than this and then he showed his other hand. He's like see I can make a fist. The first guy ever who has been

who went undrafted didn't play in college because he hurt his pinky. Also, I don't know if you guys know this, but when you sign with NFL team, they make you do a physical, but also a mental evaluation, psychological evaluation and emotional evaluation. I did see that for people who no ball. I did see that and he also had a fake financial advisor. Yes, that was part of the scam. So we had the way that he he scammed mostly women out of money was he would meet up with them going to

date. They think that maybe they were dating a football player because they didn't know how to do a Google search on the guy. Well, and also he brought his helmet to the dinner as one does. Sure, no Google. He like beat the algorithm by making his Instagram bio. So if you the AI, the quick like quick Google results said he's a player on the 49er. Yeah, the AI summary because he fed it so hard with his Instagram account, fake the AI summary fooled it. So it

did appear that he might have been a player, but you could just look him up. Like it's it's free to look up the roster. They keep these are public information in the roster that they have. So they weren't I guess the women would go on dates with them. They'd just be like, oh, this is awesome. I knew I was I knew I was waiting out for Mr. Wright and it finally happened. Now I got an NFL player. Yeah, and then he would have his financial advisor around who is an 18 year old man.

“Yeah, I believe our, yeah, I guess man, like 18 years old. And then he would act like he was talking”

to his financial advisor, introduce them to one of these women be like, you know, he usually

only deals with with upscale clientele and you know, minimum deposit of $10 million. But

since you're with me, I can get you in. And so they would just kind of bleed his dates dry investing in a fake financial situation with an 18 year old kid that was his best friend. Yeah, we did listen, we failed as a podcast. We did get more women listening to PMT because I feel like we could have helped them avoid this because it's just such a funny watching all these stories come out again. If you watch any football and you just see his body, his body is not a

football player's body. Like it's not like he's fat, but he's just he has no muscle tone that a football player has. Yeah, the route he ran in in the sand was so slow. He was doing like high knees and another clip I saw that was so slow. And then you have like juxtaposed with, did you guys see the clip of Miles Garrett and Will Anderson doing pox jumps? Yeah. And they literally look like their levitation to like fat gravity. Yeah, you you see an NFL player and how different they move. And then you see

Deja on love running a slow route in with his foot. Yeah, this foot the wrong way as a wider see. The funniest part of this route that he ran in the sand was him and I guess his personal trainer or it's coach before he runs this route they sit there and they map this route out on a football like they're taking a lot of time. He's like I want you to do this. Yeah, this and this on this route. And then he just kind of runs like two steps and then barely turns to the right. Yep.

Uh, it always got his helmet on always has his helmet with that thing on it. He actually traded

himself to the ramps. I don't know if you saw that recently break. Right. It's a tough business. Yeah. But he's still close to the bay. Yeah, he's close to the bay and he had yet other options coming out of college even though he couldn't produce one. There was a there was a text message that I saw that a woman who clearly knew football like he was trying to trap her and she was just like, "Oh, that's awesome. You play football. Can I see some of your highlights?" And he's like,

“"I don't have any. I've been injured." She's like, "Oh, but you have highlights from college." Right?”

He's like, "No, I was injured in college." She's like, "Oh, so you you're in the NFL and you didn't play it down in college." He's like, "Why are you pressing me?" Yeah, he's like, "You're crush the private worker." She emotional part of the workout. Yeah, listen, I had a great wonder-look score.

I'm excited to see the documentary that's going to come out about this guy. Oh, it will be

incredible. Non-zero chance he ends up in Congress. Incredible. That's kind of the career path.

It's just going to be- it's going to be so fucking good to watch this all. Like, when we can get talking to some of these people, again, the Turks got a big topic. The things giving him away just changed everything by mind. I was like, "This guy sucks. There's like holy shit.

“This guy, I think he might actually think he's in the league." There's a lot of women that came”

for it, but there's probably also a lot of women that were just too embarrassed. Oh, yeah. But like, oh, yeah. We're like fuck. Did anybody go to this Turkey giveaway? Did anybody show up here? No. And be like, "Hey, where's the Turkey?" 15 hundred turkey giveaway. Free event. That should have been a red-edit-day music and fun. You know how much, 1500 Turkey's costs? That's a shitload of money. That's been injured for the last couple years. He also, I don't know if

you guys saw, but he reposted clips that other people, actual NFL players posted. He had one that was supposed to be from the 49ers locker room that was just so clearly the chiefs locker room. It was just the chiefs logo on the ground. And it was, it was so obvious, wasn't the 49ers. So he wasn't like this mastermind. He was just, he just got, he got some people that we need to get our ball knowledge up as a country so that we can stop people like this. What's the difference

between what he's doing? Because I want to take aside. Well Stephen Jackson, did you see he came out? It was like, you guys are all laugh at him. It's no different than you're wearing a jersey on a Sunday.

“That's what I was going to say. We're anti-Jurzy on this podcast. Quite a zag. Like that's what it's saying.”

But my other real question is, like, what's different about what's his name? Dick Juan. Dijon though. Dijon love. What's the difference between what Dijon love is doing for the 49ers? It would bring an Iyuki's doing for the commanders. There was a lot of those jokes going around JJ McCarthy. They had like, the, you know, guys showing up and pretending to be, but yeah, right now you can definitely. What? That's I mean, also think about it. If you want to go, if you want to go

real conspiracy theory, fingers up, the 49ers have had a hell of a off season if they not or last month, Kyle Shanahan gets in a car accident. It doesn't get reported for a couple of weeks. Guys get injured. Jed York gets arrested in East Palestine. Looking to hook up. This is kind of the perfect story to be like, yeah, hey, let's laugh at this. Hey, the field guys are actually the victim. Yeah, type it in 49ers scandal and that's probably

Yeah, right thing going right now. Yeah, do that right now type it no type it in on Google.

“This honestly, it's a feel good story. Yeah. I mean, obviously it's feel bad for the ladies again.”

I hope they get their money back to that part. That does think, but

all in all kind of lighthearted. Okay. So he is right now. The first and the third hit.

Jed York is still the second hit. Now is this guy in prison right now? I think so. You got to arrested. Yeah. Does he need representation? I was like, I'm looking for my first client. I honestly like, I would love to have a podcast. Yeah. I just ask him like, what it may be actually interview him as Deja love like the football player. I'm be like, so what happened in college? Oh, yeah. Was it was it was a coach situation? I know the pinky. How's a hand doing it? Yeah.

Like, can you still grip? Like, do you think that if maybe you didn't practice at the substation that maybe you'd have a healthier grip strength right now? You also did pick the perfect team in the 49ers. Like, Deja love if he didn't get arrested. Like, they could be in a situation where they might need them this year. The 49ers should issue a statement saying, hey, where we're banning Deja on love from all team facilities. I think we should work them out.

No means no. So if we lost Ricky Pierce all, let's see what this guy's got. We saw that route in the sand. I got an idea. Mount Rushmore season, the loser. Maybe they have to commit to a bit of turning their entire Instagram into a fake professional football player for a franchise for the entire football series. I'll be funny. That would be funny. And you got to get like real professional looking with all the videos and clips you put up a post game press conference.

What do you think he did on Sundays? Yeah. Like, what did the, like, what it is girlfriend say? Like, hey, can I come to your game? He's not playing. How's that question go? Yeah. He said I saw him being like, yeah, I travel with the team. Or I don't travel with the team, but sometimes I do,

you know, basically saying he's on the practice squad. It's just a great, it's sometimes you just

need a story where it's like everyone, everyone in unison can dunk on someone, you know, and that's really what he provided for us. It's no real, there's no real gray, it's just a, it's good laugh all around again. I feel bad for the women that got scared. It's because rental car budget must have been through the roof. So, well, it's probably just the money that the women like that was it was a podcast game. Sure. They give him money for investments that he just

actually, I think said that he was part of the team that went to the Super Bowl. That's pretty cool.

“And I think he said that too. He was like, I went. I was deciding which team to go, go to like,”

I didn't want to, I didn't want to just play ball to play ball. I wanted to be part of a winning culture that readers called. I said it actually is really sad for the Raiders. They couldn't even sign a fake wide receiver. I don't know how no one like, as someone from his childhood, I think his Instagram was maybe private. And I know the comments were off. So I think he was pretty strict with that. But yeah, this guy, one of the fake pictures he put up was a fake picture of

him and a fake Guardian cap, too. Yeah, that rocks. Yeah. Yeah. Like some of these. He could enjoy it. He could get injured again. He should blame it on fake CTE. Yeah. He had, he had fake concussions and fake turkeys. Yeah. This is tough. Dish on the fake injuries. The video resurfacing of Dr. Love, which is the funniest game of all time. Oh, yeah. I forgot about him. I forgot about him. We also had the Cleveland Guardians posted their starting lineup on Saturday

with a picture of Dish on Love. So like I said, it's become, it's become one of those things where everyone's getting in on it. I love it. I just needed a way, way to week. And then everyone

stopped talking about the Jane Daniels five lawsuit. Yeah. Just something else always pops up.

Yeah. It's how the internet moves. Yeah. It's always moving. It's always going. And then in real football news. Yeah. Learn Donald. Finally, as we kind of knew that he was going to do, he started like working out of the team facility and like they had to put him on like practice reports because he was using a team issued helmet. We knew that he was going to come back. He saw Miles Garrett. He's like, okay, you know what? All of a sudden, I feel pretty good. We'd like to play with this guy.

“Of course, we knew he's going back. He's getting a big contract. A lot of incentives, I think”

he could be like up to $30 million if they make the Super Bowl. This on, this is, they're the On paper champions. Well, I was going to say a dream team. Are we, yeah, are we officially calling them a super team? Yeah. Because that means they won't win at all. Super team. But they are a super team. Well, let's see. They, the trade for Garrett wouldn't put them in super team discussions. No, but Aaron Donald and Miles Garrett. Aaron Donald coming back. Yeah. Super team. I'd like to see,

I mean, this was a team that was a play away from the Super Bowl last year and they just added to the best. Who did they add on offense? Ty Simpson. Ty Simpson. Super team. You know,

those, you know, super with their first round pick. Ty Simpson. I think, yeah, I mean, depending

on where that, that's the other, it's Puka, it's Puka on the list. He's not on the list. I know Josh Jacobs is a way, what list. The commissioners, yeah, the exempt list. I think, which is kind of a

“confusing way to, is it? Honestly, as far as I know, and it's probably because I don't pay enough”

attention to the rule, but the commissioners' exempt list tends to be used for guys that get caught beating up their girlfriends. Right. But isn't that a way? It's the, what does you say? The commissioners' exempt list, you'd be like, those guys, they can play, because they're exempt. They're exempt from the rules. Yeah. Yeah. It could be using when I saw it. I was like, wait a second. I think it's like an exemption from team issued roster moves. The commissioner steps in. So I guess it's, oh,

Josh, he's, he's technically playing for Gidel. Yeah. That's Gidel's first overall pick this here. Yes. Nice message. So, yeah, Josh Jacobs, it will see what happens if that's the transition. I feel like it's, it's similar to Ray Riceants. Like, is the, there's alleged footage, is it going to come out? Yeah. Then Gidel, remember the Ray Rice thing? Yeah. Two games. Gidel did not act, and then the footage came out and everyone was like, whoa, which is fucked up about our society that hold that you

need to actually see it. Yeah. To believe it, but that's just how the NFL works and how everyone somehow works. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I guess that is bad. Like, if you, if you're an owner and you get caught with a hooker, but there's no video of it, probably slap on the wrist. Right. But if there was a video, then you'd probably be forced to sell your team and kicked out. Yes. Yeah. That's fair. We had a couple of names that got released. Yeah. Pairs up for these guys. Yeah. I hope they can fund a new job

somewhere else. Our boy will love us. Yep. The, the roads overform in Tennessee. I think someone's got to take a shot. Absolutely. He'll get a shot somewhere. Um, Odo Beckham made the Giants. Odo Beckham made the Giants. It looks just as young as ever. Yep. I don't know how. Father time. He's just like, it's undefeated when it comes to the Odo Beckham. Yeah. He looks so young. Look at, look at that

face, Hank. Yeah. Look at his face. The cheeks. No, he looks incredible. Yeah. Young as ever.

I've got to know what a secret is. Probably wearing leather. Yeah. Like if you get those cheekbones popping like that, it's usually that you've committed to a leather lifestyle. It's leather for sure. What happened with nine? Uh, so nine. So there's, there are four teams that have kept four

into the season. You know, like, are they getting a trade someone? Maybe a practice squad. The Vikings

are one of them. The Vikings kept Colomary, who's a starter. Jay Jim McCarthy, Carson Wentz, Max Brasmer. There was a report on Saturday night, which was just pure speculation that Jay Jim McCarthy would not make the 53 man roster. He did make the 53 man roster. He also had like a sprained ankle, so he couldn't play in the last preseason game. I've, I've stated meant multiple times. I think I'm not saying Jay Jim McCarthy's done as a player in the NFL. I do think

his time in Minnesota feels like it's done. Because they kept Carson Wentz. Like I, I think

“Carson Wentz would probably be the backup, right? Yeah. That's what it seems like. Yeah. So yeah,”

there'll be another team. I'm sure they give him a chance. Other names, Sam Hartman was released today. Hindenhucker was released today. The 49ers have the opportunity to the funniest thing ever with Hindenhucker. Um, and Eli Apple, Eli Apple forgot about him. He got released today as well. I did forget about him. So what was the other team? The Vikings and who else? So the Vikings, the Steelers kept, uh, they just have four starting quarterbacks. If you talk to Jersey Jerry,

the Steelers kept Aaron Rogers, Mason Rudolph, Will Howard, and Drew Aller. The Falcons kept two up, Michael Penex, Cooper Rush, and Jack Strand, and the Eagles kept Jalen Hertz, Tanner McKee, Andy Dalton, and Cole Peyton. Speaking of which, that's a perfect segue. I did, I did not know the Andy Dalton was on the Eagles. Yeah. Zach. So we do this every year. I'm going to do a draft King Dream before, but let me intro. We do this every year. Uh, same faces, new places. Guys,

“they're on new teams that I think we all as fans maybe missed through the crack. There was actually”

the reason why I got, I decided to tell you to do today's Zach was I got a bunch of tweets saying you guys need to do it because Keenan Allen getting arrested for the cults. I think there was a lot of people being like, wait, he's on the cults. So this happens. You just have a couple, you know, we're not talking about the, the premier guys where we know kylers on the Vikings, but a Keenan Allen or an Andy Dalton, these type of guys. All right. Let me do the draft King's read and then Zach,

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where do you guys think Emmanuel Wilson ended up? Panthers I don't know

I don't know he's with c-hawks okay Panthers is always a good guess for this yeah Panthers really

has been the most frequent one yeah do you have one I learned last week I think I knew it but then it like popped up in something uh toric woolen is on the Eagles we just mentioned c-hawks that one was I was like oh okay yeah yeah that makes sense okay what do you guys thoughts on uh Jalen Thompson C-hawks have some strong thoughts I think he's probably a Falcon uh Jalen Thompson is on the Cowboys okay close yeah yeah yeah we're really cool great for him you know what about uh

what about some names we know yeah what if we just get into uh we're guessing Kirk Cuts is that right now Kirk Cuts is a racer yeah we know he's a racer yeah yeah man let's see a couple go through the who yeah we're

but as far as like making up the distance of the United States roughly coast of coasts has been

“landlocked his entire career but that's so much distance you know what I mean in between yeah yeah I guess”

east of west he's like south of west he's as a desert south east of southwest I can say Moses went coast of coast so he's just in Vegas yeah coast of Jason for sure uh you guys what are you guys thoughts

on uh how you guys alone time walls yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I mean I always want to say line

but he's probably not a line I know it's been like a new place no I actually do I could see him oh this one's gonna piss me off I got to him and floor those are buck there's correct yeah ten bay bucks okay that's a good one that's a good one we'll go with a nishon right nishon right where did he sign I know brisker went to the Steelers and Kevin Byrd went to the Patriots nishon right did he go to though am I using the right jags did you look

it up ravens no falcons close yes hey that's good for the interceptions yeah he does get toasted a lot though memes just so you know but he can make the play on the ball we're just worried about getting an interception he'll get you an interception he will get

you an interception okay writing Thomas's second Rodney Thomas the second

“you gotta tell these giants I think he's on he's a fish shape why don't you take”

over this list to tell us some names that are yes some good names on here yeah I would we think about it I'd say like where do you wait where do you go where do you say like these on the giants hardball brought them what do we think about two uh two uh that you know we're going through yeah he lives give him Watson give shit in the film Watson is on the wait I know this uh is he on the eagles no no no no where did

you let Watson go tightens no I don't know chargers what do you got there Shane

ramps yes as Miles Garrett on okay Bradley Chub oh Bradley Chub we're did he go is he I want to say the bills yes Elijah Vera Tucker Packers that'd be the Patriotank oh okay that was a trick question I love that one he loved that one all right Shane you take over tell us some names that actually help the people at home um what does that mean well I mean names that are like recognizable names oh Wanda Robinson oh where did one there they see

this is a good name Wanda where did one come back to me you may have you guys should know this it's he on the cool Jersey see follow uh table yeah that's right because table and harbob both took a lot of their plans and the same thing with X Jets players they're all the Titans right right this is a good one to Vonderece sweat jets jets jets nice that's a nice signing uh Joanne Jennings Packers no you see on the no he's on the box

same division as the Packers Shane hand Jason is he on the Vikings he is oh okay okay now we're cooking with some names let me see let me see I saw uh what's his name fuck what is uh we go down uh we go down oh we go down oh let's go on sh*t chargers did do we is he on the Panthers you see on the Steelers because yes because then they train and then they traded today Caleb what's the name for my oh they traded him to the Packers yeah yeah yeah um

“Caleb Johnson I believe Kenneth Gainwell oh Kenny um Candy that's your god yeah see”

nope is he chargers bucks okay that's good pick up for them yeah here's the only player worth watch on the Steelers last year we got uh these are good these are good not that years were bad Zach but they were kind of dog shit read blanket ship read blankets Texans he is yes I remember seeing that then all the other ones are pretty much either big names or guys I don't know give us a guy you don't know okay uh Demario Davis no I do know him David O'Neamada David O'Neamada

he went to the jets jets i feel like the jets have had half these ants jets have about ten guys on us you guys just did like a roster transplant this is a go on like the

“Mink of Fitzpatrick oh I think oh he's on the giant jets as well okay that's a half of”

point if you get the same stadium that's good sets jets I'm telling you we're gonna get the we're talking about a peep risko but i think that's going to be frisky we're gonna be scrappy i have a kicker yeah i think you're going to be frisky this year really everybody's in jets are going to be frisky teams but your offensive lines good right offensive lines good and that's geno geno can't play with a bad offensive line like that was last year was just a joke because

that offensive line was bad no they're going to figure out a way to be good and lose because that they're kicker every single week which is exactly what you want yes right where you want you want to have a competitive physical football team that just happens to lose yeah and yeah we're going to say we're going in the right direction that's all the matter yep all right any other big ones i'm gonna i'm gonna google it right now just in case we didn't miss any big ones

no that's really basically it i mean there's there's the Mike Evans the world there's yeah we

know the tri-handrics in Mike and more Mike and it's on the forty now Romeo dobs J moors on the pills where's the guy who's on the right questions jets i'm just going to get his on the pitch yeah would get list the big ones just so that we have them so people can because there are some people who live in jokie chargers yeah we saw it happen we did literally saw it happen yo um uh kind of walker chico-comqual is huge yeah massive on the tires

nice they likely want a wrong syndrome one there was a j brown trimmick duffy trimmick duffy is now on the rams yes you got traded yep yeah the big ones we know Malik will us jets or dolphins all genos myth jets okay i feel like we

“get everyone ready that's a lot of names a lot of names but it's important to do”

mm-hmm because you don't want to be the guy weak one you're like we yeah i can't have gained well good to lock that one in that's a really good model good to lock that one in both of those one down good to lock him in yep lock three locks that's huge locks huge locks but it's good that we're done with preseason we are ready for real football i can't wait it's it's gonna be great okay what else we have going on in the sports world Scotty Schaffler wins

what does he win he wants that he's the FedEx Cup champion okay which also probably locked him

up for player of the year he's player of the year yeah okay that's good for him he won $10 million

how do they determine player of the year uh players it's a players vote okay so it was a little bit I think him and wind him had won this same amount of events but wind him had won a major Scotty had way more second place finishes so we had like had a stronger season but with the major that was kind of you know splitting the putting people's votes but then you know you win the FedEx Cup yeah it's kind of crazy because we'd been talking about Scotty as though he were dead

yeah he's like down here like like wow this guy sucks and he knows it turns out he's still the best golfer in the world right it's not insanely insanely dominant like he has been in the past

but he probably had as many second place finishes anybody else right as many top 10s as anyone else

way more yeah like like it's pretty nuts for Scotty to say overall disappointing year

“still player the year that's how good he is any past Tiger Woods all time money leader yeah”

PJ Taurus we have which he's not even close to him in terms of sponsorships but yeah that also is bigger persons plays a different league facts are fact Scotty have the president's number probably actually yeah he probably does yeah yeah so Scotty had five runner-up results this year and he was top five and three out of four majors so like all things considered pretty good year for for a normal human for Scotty it seems like

a disappointment um what's up what where's what tournament is my clock playing and every time I just looked it was just blocky was doing some kind of weird thing to the crowd I think I'm back in on him because it's so ridiculous it's so funny he's gone through like he's gone through the wall where it was annoying and now it's so absurd that I'm like this guy how does he he's doing it's like there's a gallery of five people and he's he's like he's pumping him up I saw

clip where he pumped him up and then he quieted him down and he did he like shot what he shot someone in the crowd like he was he was like a maestro he was pumping people up to his left quieting people and

stiff to about 20 feet and then but then just went around like staring everybody down like freaked

out after pretty much did like a bat flip after getting a green regulation I love that we've got a guy like it's the champions tour right he's he's seen your tour is it's a senior tour I think it's the champion it's like it's like it's like a step down from the champion that's

“that's what I want somebody to take it to be this much of a fucking psycho yeah in the senior division”

I think that's awesome and yeah blocking hurt nobody he's gonna have his fun he should have a Gavin without any of the wins yes and he had that he had he was leading going into Sunday and he choked oh that's great I know they they fucked him though I don't know his champion story is yeah he got screwed up he's walking off pots left and right like staring at the crowd he's looking directly in the camera just you know that one where he just he found the camera and just kind of like

looked and pointed yeah this he pumps up the crowd I mean we've talked more about the champion tour in the last month than we ever have in the history of this podcast yeah he's a drop no he's there he's a drop he's a drop he's a drop he's probably getting sick of all the champions league it's funny yeah it is it's very funny like block is I know that people are going to

“hate on them and like the golf purists are gonna say like y'all the reasons why they don't like”

him he's got one great result and then he just kind of he coast on that for a while and the attitude of if I had Roy's distance I'd be as good as him the ego without any of the talent behind it is very funny to me yeah and I love the fact that it is it's front and center on a senior tour I want to see more of this from block yeah this is him pumping he pumps up he points to every part of the crowd again there's like 25 people there get some pumped up get some get some get some loud

and then he's like hey quite down and after he rattles him up he looked like he looked like he almost got like the two galleries on either side of the green in a contest against each other yes it was like who's going to be louder at this in your screen I want to hear I want to hear somebody scream yeah all right and he ladies and a half let's try to break the record there's no what ladies and a half it's actually it's a senior p_j_ two or even there's zero women two

where was this taking place my guess is florida I we got it we got to check the record scale block yeah block he hits a pot uh-huh two point one on the Michigan all right yeah they're definitely with some sagging all earth quakes reported this weekend around the sagging all area block he was there I mean if he was five years earlier he would be on live he would have been like yeah and he would have been elected he probably could have saved live yeah you think you would have

would have paid for yes yeah well I mean again look at he's a drop he's exactly what lives me he's a disruption to the game of golf he is all right so we had we did have real football this weekend UNC TCU perfect start to the to the to the to the football calendar year where it's like two teams that have no history obviously they played last year playing in Ireland we had you know weird

snaps three point scored in the second half and Bellcheck might have his group back yeah because

that's a game they were they were seven and a half point dogs he goes to to Ireland wins the first

“game of the year year two after like you know I don't know where I think Steve Bellcheck's”

still on leave Michael Barty obviously gone everything seemed to be falling apart UNC he was baby he might have I felt something say him hold up that trophy whatever whatever trophy it was yeah Ireland trophy is very important yeah huge that's going next to the soup rolls yeah it's got to well probably going next to some of his rings that he just kind of keeps in a closet yeah somewhere but hey yeah it was good to see Bill Bill get a win as ugly as the game was the first quarter

is very fun to watch yeah and then the weather got shitty and it looked like TCU's quarterback was not he was ever really comfortable holding the football no he's a Harvard transfer and then he was going up against Billy Edwards who is a ginger it's like he's winning in Ireland yeah you're going to want a quarterback to can hold on to a football whether standing still especially if you're playing in Ireland speaking of which so the other games there was not as a fun of games the the other big story was

USC with a pathetic crowd and then it's hot a bunch of USC fans being like you understand

how humid it was it was really hot most humid day and then someone had someone basically had

did a well actually dunking on him it's like here is a clip from 2009 where it was 95 degrees USC was playing San Jose state and it was a packed Coliseum this is this is the downside of like what has happened to not just USC football is a brand but when you lose the packed 12 it's like Pete it's going to change that it was hot I you're I noticed that you're downplaying

is a crazy heat wave it was getting San Jose state and not exactly a strong regional rivalry there I wonder how much San Jose got paid to show up to get beat by USC for this I don't know but they really good the clip of Lincoln Riley walking out like with this whole team to 15,000 people in the Coliseum it was sad USC's good it's fun also you're also kind of dismissing the fact that black was on TV yeah and it was hot and so the black effect people were at home watching the

champions you got it you got to watch that but what I was going to say was the you know with college football with the transfer portal everything you just get reminded sometimes of like oh yeah that's

why I was never in a watching Jackson Arnold tried to run for his life late night UNOV Memphis and

“not be able to do it was like oh yeah that's why I'm not in on Jackson Arnold it was good it was good”

to see football TV also we had a crazy front door cover I was like in Stanford was up all game then why came roaring back with I think Stanford was four point favorite and with a minute and a half left they were up three in Hawaii fumbled and Stanford ran it back the guy actually stopped and was about to go down he's like fuck it I'm a defensive player I have to I have to go in the end zone here so Stanford ends up covering see that yeah it's my chance it's like so we had the first I guess

bad it wasn't really a badbie because Stanford kind of dominated the game but you could you could be upset if you had Hawaii in that game a shout out to UVA to Bo Pupiola yeah might be the the

deleted if they did they're very excited about the team in Charlottesville which they haven't been

that pumped for for a new season a very very long time but they look pretty good and this was an

“ACC game I double checked it because I got full it wasn't the last year where it was these I believe it's”

officially yeah two teams playing and it was not technically a conference game correct this is a conference game and and UVA looked really really good and I think they said that did I see that there was a report that week zero's just gonna be week one next year like everything up this was the last week zero ever ever yeah damn well it's your favorite week zero moment I think mine might have been the island game last year was that northwestern Nebraska I can't it was I can't stay yeah Kansas State was dad got beat up

I know week zero is my is my prime like oh I just lost money because I didn't even know that that guy was playing right situation this is obviously like this is probably the best week zero ever for Hank international game bellachack went yeah doesn't game better than that no also shout North Dakota State they're now in division one and back that crowd was fucking awesome PFT that

“that crowd good good football state they're in the Mount West we can say no just PFT there's no respect”

for North Dakota I I didn't realize we had so many North Dakota and listeners I did a Friday morning it was pretty happy that I didn't have to participate in that Mount Rushmore and it was a little slender to last and kept it moving a lot of people voice their displeasure did not you know and if you're in North Dakota you don't wake up in the morning pop on part of my take and expect to hear me say bad things by your state so we just said good things they're crowd was awesome great

was a great way better football environment than USC yes great football state you have a long

storied history of amazing fullbacks at North Dakota states and quarterback's getting drafted yeah

exactly how was your how was your Friday you just get slender left and right about the California yeah a lot of all a lot of unbeknownst politics I didn't see common yeah oh god I didn't do that yeah I try to stay away from it but guys are passionate about states I guess yeah I love the entire United States you know but if we got to get divisive there's no fun in that right let's not get divisive what was your other pick that was you told you told us that they got some stuff going on you

did you have any Utah people chime in yeah those those not as aggressive the guys from California were standing up tentos yeah you don't want to fuck with North Cal Bros they'll fuck you up yeah or the bloods or the grips yeah I don't want any of those issues around the board I was just surprised I don't know that anyone in North Dakota had internet so I was surprised that they were able to tweet at me hmm Hank how were you with Ohio oh high up people I got I got a lot

yeah they're the most passionate I've I've been here before I'll be here again I'm sure be up between that and the uh theocana lax whatever I don't know what the innate nickname for Jerry's fans would be uh no those are just AWOs on Reddit but they were they were they were it was it was it was not a picture people were mean to me this weekend and that's all right Jerry's kids yeah I regret nothing everything I said I meant yeah there we go and then some have it uh did you

guys see by the way speaking of Ohio did you see you see Ted Cruz did did a classic politician trying to get into sports move yeah I don't know who he was dunking on some guy running for

and Ted Cruz says what does it say that this clown who wants to represent Michigan has never heard

of Ohio State yeah brutal yeah so everyone at Michigan calls Ohio State Ohio and everywhere Ohio State calls him the team up north yeah that was a tough one you can't get you can't get mixed into rivalry I don't think it's as good as when he said when he called the basketball ring basketball ring for the hoop yeah just love the politician trying to try to talk our language

“I remember when he got caught jerking off on 9/11 yeah who was pretty good oh yeah yeah”

Cruz yeah not the 9/11 well it was a 9/11 yeah so I was confused for a second I was like oh she that was it it was his own personal no yeah yeah yeah that was what did what did you just look

up there Zach Ted Cruz not 11 he spelled Ted Cruz wrong yeah which is tough to do

like Tom Cruz no he actually did a hybrid Ted Cruz and Tom Cruz he he kept the eye in there back to Z yeah can I talk real quick just about how awesome PCA is just I know I've said it many times when he had the Saturday that was I don't want to say that the MVP race is over but it was pretty fucking awesome because it was the Cubs 150th anniversary like they had all these guys back they brought all like they'd named 150 like the the Cubs team like guys from all

eras it's like Greg Manix was there all these guys risen like all these guys from all these different eras Sammy Sodson was back and PCR Armstrong hit three home runs and was they absolutely best

“and I just he's awesome he should win MVP I think Show Hay is kind of falling off a little”

I think he will win in the last I mean he's the odds of have gone severely in his favor he's just

he's gonna he's gonna flirt with a 10 war season which is like so hard to do and there was a I saw some stat that was it was funny because it was a very it was a stupid stat in the fact that it was very select parameters but the names that spit out were like holy shit that's cool so players in MLB history to have 12 plus home runs six plus stolen bases in 16 plus walks in a single calendar month pico Armstrong Willie May's Babe Ruth Babe Ruth had it like down in the base pass

apparently I was reading about it babe Ruth would just he would just go for it it was a lot of hit runs but he would just go for it I can't imagine yeah probably the catchers arms not great that then and young babe Ruth I think was pretty athletic yeah he was a pitcher but uh any time you're Willie May's in Babe Ruth he just hit another who PCR just now why are you ahead I just got notification on my phone well we're down we're losing this game still can't really tweet about bomb

that was a bomb is that too tight why do you spoil that dude we were having a natural conversation on PCR how cool would have been if it was like oh and he just hit one why don't you game on how would I know the games on right here I don't have a TV in my vision I just I get the home run notifications he does have everything for this team the the pigeon show that needs to get out of my life that was all my PCI talk is he just saw some to watch he's a

fucking man and he drops out I mean just do it in front he said he said that after the game he said Sammy so said I would hit three today and then I hit three which is pretty damn cool so and then John Lester went into the Hall of Fame tonight the Cubs Hall of Fame big John all right that was home do you guys have any other baseball stuff oh you guys did you see that played today yeah I did I mean it was a bullshit call we lost 12 to one so I don't know how much

I'm much a matter it was a catch that was a catch that they ruled not a catch jotori is like the head rules official yeah it was Rutsarch Yankees that that seems like there's a conflict fit trust do you think that the jotori saw and was like that clearly hit the ground I watched the reevaly because it was yes Dave was like ranting about it and so I saw the replay it is one of those replays that if you look at it long enough you're like I think it might touch the ground but you

don't even know I think if you're yeah if you're Yankees fan you say hit the ground it was a big it was a big time it was a big time uh watch the replay twice that's a catch watch replay 10 times that definitely hit the ground watch the replay 15 times it's back to a catch I think if

“which means the initial it should be a catch if you have to watch something 10 times yeah to figure”

out it's a it should be a catch that looks like a catch to be right there but if you give me like four more watches I'd be like yeah know that definitely but how is it not a catch that's like I guess they're saying when the with the glove turns over yeah right there does the ball hit

I can't see the ball so what do you think the score would have been if they got that call right

well you never know that's a butterfly effect that's true it's true butterfly effect I can never tell

it never ever tell okay would we have any other any other sports stories that are going on we're gonna do our big college football preview on Wednesday with Brandon Tom excited for that week one coming up we finally made it real football but anything else before we do who's back

“I think that's that's about it we're gonna talk to Pete Prisco in a second all right let's do”

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“plan with it they were B12's that's not true they were B something just name invite them in there”

a shot yeah they were F14's they were not that's a Tomcat they were vitamin C they were T nine you have T nine to nine thousand you've yet to name a passenger plant my who's back the week is flyovers hey what how was this flyover it was that I was at my favorite sport I was at a rugby match uh yes real piece of shit in South Africa yeah in South Africa you don't have the details in South Africa listen he's uh now one for seven on details the two two F's two p's I mean they did a flyover

before the game and and basically skimmed the roof like I thought it was AI that's where that's

around the side where I was like this is just one of these AI videos not gonna get fooled turn out it was true is this gonna be a trend though should should should this become a trend well flyover challenge first of all it kind of is a trend in South Africa so I looked into what I saw the flyover it is it's very yeah it's a lot of research on it the flyover super low it's it's scary low so they um through the like publicly available flight data you can see

that the plane that looks fake at its lowest was about 40 feet from the top of the stadium which is crazy low to the point where like a bad gust of wind or sometimes you get a ground effect for guns yeah it's it's you know that being that close the ground can fuck with the controls a little bit of a plane if you get like the backtrack of air getting blown off the ground um so to think that you'd have like a 40 foot dip at some point it's not

impossible and if that had happened then you're probably looking at like thousands of dead people so it's it's so low but I looked into it and apparently it's a thing in South Africa it's a very big cultural deal and they've got a long history of flying jumbo jets over rugby games where they they've done this once every like 10 years where they fly abnormally low passes now that this was way closer than any of the other ones that I saw all the other ones were about like

100 feet above 150 which if you're in that stadium it feels like you can reach out and touch it like that's very very close this was actually just so close that it could have been really really bad but uh South Africans they they take their flyovers very seriously so from what I've seen online their mentality is like nobody got hurt today okay good well it kicked ass in it okay okay do we beat New Zealand yeah we did okay then fuck you we're going to keep doing our flyovers

are good who's back hey really good who's really had no details I had a more any I think the craziest

part of that was a second jet that gets just hit in the face with like the pyro technically

“yes it flies through wait what type of plane was it I believe it was it inbrear 190”

PFT do you want to like do you want to who's back to fight back at him who's back a live no no I got one for you I'm texting right now you just Google it and then uh it was it was it was very funny and I I can't believe Hank missed it sad Hank sad really sad really really sad I texted PFT oh yeah who's back in the week saying bye to your friends hmm jalen brown how to go in the way party did you got a key to the city you had a public going away party yeah

well the game of key to the city didn't look like a lot of people went I mean summer it's the tough time of year people got people got plans uh flocking was planned but I don't know you got a key to the city that actually is pretty cool yeah you got a key to the city he deserves it so did you think about maybe going now we had a weird a work trip he was there a lot of people from boss jalen brown was jacentated man i don't think jacentated summer is in uh so he ain't

go to his best friend's going away party well he got a key to the state key to the state that's different than a key to the city even better we probably doesn't have a key to the city

“I I think if you got a key to the city you have a key to the city you have the key to the whole state”

there's no doubt the key to all the city's jalen brown has done like awesome community work itself but is this not a little weird awkward no two months after you got to think about he he

he's been part of the community first entire career yeah you know but it's a it's bigger than basketball

then okay hang Henry so wait all the all the well the people he's helped so all right i i don't see his teammates there though that's what's kind of weird yeah i know Lebron should have been there i agree i think i it's more like you yeah i i think i just be like yeah you know what it's already happened like play the play the video when i come back there were performances from little john little baby oh okay that's a real thing yeah damn they had the Laryo Bryant

trophy there hey party's a party actually looks like it was a decent amount of people there yeah he was signing autographs on Celtics jerseys and six jerseys while he was there that's respect that is respect yeah good for him no love lost get for him no yeah yeah no love so you weren't going to bring that up no it is i think the saying no love lost actually makes more sense in a situation like this but i think people use it's ironic yeah it's actually looks

like a pretty like decently attended goodbye which i i don't remember the great sports on yeah what was the uh welcome party like for playoff p oh that's a good question what if that was happening at the same time i don't think it was i don't think he's like had an official but what if it didn't but what if i think more people would go to jail and brown it's it's not what it's it's i like to look forward now you got to appreciate it if you if you want a championship

“in the city what have you done for me lately your legend forever that's what i say okay i got a”

couple who's backs uh the first one is breaking moves uh you guys want to break some news i know a

couple weeks ago i was like i'm never going to break news i don't want to break new after that

bend-a-vine thing happened where he got catfished i was like i'm not in the breaking news business two weeks later i i'd like to be you guys you're going to break news on this podcast yeah go for it okay here we go the San Diego Zoo safari park recently welcomed matu manini a 33 year old western lowland gorilla from cedric county zoo in Kansas this is a free acquisition there's a free agency acquisition and the San Diego Zoo actually reach out to us

it was like hey do you guys want to break this podcast let's go okay so they picked up a new gorilla oh uh uh it wasn't a trade it was just a maybe a waver wire um matu matu matu ma aini his arrival is part of the american association of zoos and aquariums species and survival plan for his species he's going to be he's an experienced experienced silverback who's going to join the safari park's gorilla forest family troop following the unexpected illness and loss of silverback

paw in May 2020 or people our people are so paw past so it sounds like um you know you hear this a lot this time of year a lot of a lot of coaches will uh cut of that early um give them a chance to get picked up by somebody else yep it sounds like that's probably probably what's happening here yeah so he's going to go uh he's got he's got uh when now mode five chicks he's hanging out with though the

you go with like uh hey that's clearly gorilla and then sometimes you say hey this gorilla's name

joan all right so good luck to uh matu manny yeah and i learned to also uh they they sent me some

“facts but uh apparently at the sandiego zoo which i think is one of the best zoos i think it is the”

best zoo in the country uh they just have a they just have a standing bachelor party gorilla troop it's just dudes hanging out like they have a totally separate from everyone else that's uh it has two dudes yeah link hang out who has that yeah just the just the thunder broom it's fucking awesome yeah imagine just getting linked up with that just hanging out with boys i was hanging out with the boys waiting for like someday they're gonna call your number you're gonna have to go and

hang with some chicks yeah yeah but matu matu maini 33 year old western lowland gorilla please credit pardon my take should we put it out before the podcast yeah yeah we could use oh he was born in link apart zoo massive transact wow okay so he went link apart zoo to Oklahoma city zoo is a baby and then central county zoo and yeah it hasn't even updated

“that he's in San Diego we should just make a graphic we should tweet it right in the morning i think”

i don't i think we can probably sit on this overnight you don't think that the whoever the Adam Sheftar of zoos is gonna i would could get scooped but guess what we're in it for the love of the

game we're not in it so you know i think we're we're playing a game that you're never going to see

as dropping any agents names we're in the post that we have about the gorilla and we're not in this game to to to be uh first we're in this game to be correct this is straight from the source straight from the source okay so that was my first use back also who's back of the week racist being fucked because uh we're getting end racism back in the yeah back in the end so yeah yeah that's sia racist we thought we thought we did it we took it out of the back of the

end zone and then racism came storming back hate as well racism and hate hate had a how to good run from like 1492 to 2023 and then we we kind of ended it and then what do you know racism kind of popped up again 2004 2005 so now you just you gotta stamp it out again and what better way uh than panning the back of football stadium in Australia yeah so we got it

“do they have to do that there do they have to do the the messages i think you have to take”

all of us i i in in races i i noticed you're being a team beat racist it's not very nice team in your right is constant um i'm from notation also who's back the week uh it's a pretty racist place yeah who's back the week golf Hank because did you see that there's a uh there's a golf course in I think LA it's gonna have a clubhouse chilies i did see that that's how that's how that's how you help us in that yeah that's how you get me in the golf there's like Caleb there's a Caleb

rowback combination i'm in chilies chilies i oh i can go i can play now and Jenna seems and my my uh the halfway house is just it's just a chili onion i'm in a blooming at the jaw oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh wow oh oh oh oh no we're it that was bad right i was chilling that's so good thank god he was hand up and up and uh it's gonna be embarrassed awesome blossom Hank we got to get out ahead of that one i would love to know exact i was trying

to set up exact for what his order at the tournament be with the chilies oh that's easy to just go triple dipper keeps chips in case oh and then little desserts so maybe lava cake there i had a fan i had a damn um fat moment which i have all the time but some um stually tweeted me it was like five different screenshots of people asking me my chilies order

over like the last decade and it never wavering and it's like never changing and i was like shit

okay you gotta walk in for a little bit i'm locked yeah we want to lock my dialed i need to get locked i know it's not i know i'm officially i've been i've been fat for like three or four weeks as soon as as soon as uh i conquer the hundred cheeseburgers we're getting locked like locked what me no shot why do you gotta be negative because football started i understand 15 burgers in the football games i'm going to i'm going to i'm going to get so locked during

football season this year the schedule is about to flip on it said i'm gonna i'm trying to last 15 years of my life upside down this is going to be the season i'm going to get ripped i'm going to have a six pack by spring break it starts now that i believe you that what about me i believe thank

i'm going to start walking before and it felt something what it what are your odds on 15 this week

“oh i got it i set myself up nice now did i have to do what i mean you only have to eat 15 burgers”

listen was it a disgusting move that i landed from ceratoga on saturday night and had to go to red hot ranch and pound two burgers at nine p.m. that was a disgusting move but i had to do it because i hadn't had a burger that day i'm going to get i'm going to you're going to see some four burger days coming up so that i can i can i can sprint through this finish line like i want i want a sunday in labor day i want to i want to be like hey maybe i'll have a burger

start of this week it's we're going to we're going to hit we're going to hit some numbers big time i actually can i tell you another fat move tonight i grilled and i made i made two burgers for myself i made burgers for my family and i made an extra burger that i'm contemplating eating for breakfast i made an extra one just to put an egg on it still

“i think i had a breakfast burger so i might be doing that tomorrow morning it was absolutely nothing”

wrong i haven't taken a picture of it because i didn't want to you know cheat the system but if i if you see a burger hit the timeline at seven in the morning tomorrow it's because i i left myself a little something that's foul that's not foul your foul actually burgers for

breakfast are probably pretty healthy alright it's a good protein it's most important meal the day

you got you got fat from being fat i got fat because i have goals true right i went out to accomplish something this summer you know whoa i'm i'm like seriously ill in the next like 48 hours i'm accomplishing you don't we don't pop the champagne early on this pot let's sure okay exact finish off you thinking like 15 burgers is like no it's cake is i think you're under us actually is cake i did it for eight days i did it i did i did i did a 14 burger week two weeks ago

not hard in seven days okay you just got i just got to do like a four burger day hey you thing is thanks not much of an eater no no you're not i don't think you could eat 15 burgers in a month eating two burgers is no problem i could never eat two burgers in one i had a foot

dinner it was no problem you've never done double burger i've done in and out there's been times

of i'll get so excited because i don't have it in and i get two burgers and i can never finish yeah that's pretty good i wouldn't even pretend to try any two burgers i should be able to eat two burgers i probably could if i needed to but like not for fun i know we're going to get in such good shape this NFL season i'm telling you i'm ready i'm i'm gonna get strong so ready let me get fast lean yeah you'll see you'll see memes i'll show you all right Zach

my first shoes back a week this week is going to be the u_f_c_ cuz we did have another almost uncomfortable knockout over the weekend at u_c_ Shanghai okay i see this no give it to us here u_f_c_ guy we're talking about guys getting absolutely you're u_f_c_ guy Hank is our playing guy just two guys facing it off and then he finds the button here it's really kind of fucked up that he stole that from pft yeah the plane i saw a story about my good friend pft i didn't tweet

about because i wanted to i wanted to learn about it and then and then talk it over my friend same i thought i was like laying you up let's see the see the produce out again that's a golf reference people are also saying that one of the guys in the guy that got knocked out corn knocked out corner tried to spinning elbow the guy that knocked him out oh yeah shins that's like you know

a lot about u_f_c_ you have a u_f_c_ guy i can be okay okay oh there now that's that's a concuss guy that they were trying to move his body too quickly you know sometimes where it's like hey can we just let him start breathing they were just they were trying to like stand him up yeah trying to like walk him around oh yeah this guy right here that's you get out of there dude

“i saw i saw the flying elbow yeah questionable have to watch again i think that was more just”

uh oh no that was flying up oh yeah you can't pretend that was it's that it's what he comes back around yeah maybe maybe blackout maybe you'd get hit with two eggs and then just didn't know what happened to yeah um okay uh what other ones also uh did you guys see the you know the walkout yes with Elvis yeah we got to have more alive and dead guys can walk that's so good it's so much fun agreed agreed that was very cool

yeah do you think in uh 20 years we're going to have Elvis and characters yeah that might be one of those things that that does away is that's Thomas people that i mean do we know anybody our age or younger even that that would consider themselves to be an Elvis fan

suspicious miles is a banger yeah but yeah i'm feel like that's missing yeah the ring of fire yeah

that's uh what ring of fire is not uh no social distortion that's uh Johnny Cash no yeah okay did you yeah yeah i thought they're the same in the ghetto that's where it's only in the ghetto there's a uh i just feel like it might be a shot uh Dustin bag i want to thank you like it

“animal yeah i think i just think that i don't see the queer opportunities for too many”

future Elvis impersonators i don't know it's a dying industry but i also think that like as people get old like i could see myself getting really into Elvis when i'm like 70

and then i'll go see an Elvis impersonator maybe that should kind of say it's not timeless like

is there anybody from our generation that's gonna we're gonna have in person there's that there's money there oh you got per se is with us no um hmm kid rock and per se it or go hard yeah for adults yeah yeah it's a good yeah it's a good question money to see i'm frank how you know well it is it is we've got it as a lecture it's crazy to think about it's it's crazy to think about just like how famous Elvis was because there's just there were like

20 famous people in the entire world yeah and he was he was number one who was number one by far pedophile what did they marry like a 15 year old it's a possibility uh i think she was young on the young side yeah i think she said is that bad it's like well i don't know let's let's let's let's let's do a little advantage as how old was she priscilla was was she don't trust the eye overview say they played for them oh when 14 year old priscilla told 24 year old

those president okay all right so yeah yeah that ain't great i'm i'm gonna say right now not great

“not yeah if you want to wait the met Germany when did they because he was in the army right”

so when did she come stateside 17 with her parents permission Hank he met her when she got married when she was 21 he was 25 wait he was 24 and she was in ninth grade when they met yeah i don't know what happened in Germany that's that's a German problem 17 okay yeah that's not great i'm gonna say right now it's not great and don't I don't love it don't look up uh Jerry Lee Lewis maybe i have some skeleton there Elvis died on the toilet that's pretty cool

that is cool that's that's a that's a that's a man's way to die i was like so i mean he yes he was so conspitted because of the opioids but still i put a cool place to die on the toilet the yeah the most manly way to die is you eat two burgers and then you you just you try to take a shit yeah and it's you he was uh it's so much you got clogged what was he was he was he was peanut butter and bacon peanut butter banana i knew it was peanut butter maybe peanut butter banana and bacon

i know there's bacon that was that was like no two sand was there pickles and walls what was it peanut butter banana and bacon okay there we go that's a that's a great set that's an awesome sandwich that's really good sandwich you got the sweetest peanut butter even a sweetest banana getting a little health and then the salty the bacon one tablespoon of butter maybe is maybe is how we get healthy the Elvis yeah um that's probably got some good protein in it right um whole grain bread

now we're gonna get so healthy i actually am yeah and i don't give a fuck what memes said i can't decide if i'm gonna lose weight or gain weight but either way it's gonna be health i'm just gonna get shredded i'm gonna bulk and then cut yeah that's tricky because just about every time i've said i'm bulking that bulk is just kind of stayed there yeah i i i really likes to bulk but you got to be a man to cut true uh Zach you're still in last place in dinners only we just got the updated

you are 12 behind uh Max got to get some bads hot yeah chase now in second so it will be just

you guys flip flopper you gotta get some bad what was the bet we made it was that uh if you window we have to literally flip it we would do the my only homeless is a rule change yeah

“you and i made a bet though i can't remember i think we may have as soon as like it comes”

you all later the bet either way your your team is dog shit hey could job your pulling away

i think it was if i don't come in last year in the punishment too that's right okay i feel very

“confident that but um all right let's do Pete Prisco then we will finish with our one-on-one”

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“Pete's got to be on the book I think it's got to be on the book well there's a couple”

bald guys so we could just say one of them is you um yeah right oh no that's Charles Park you're on the book yeah yeah on the back of the book the back with Alex Cruz so in other bald guys Stanford Steve Randy Moss you might not be on the book there's a lot of bald guys on the book Pete hello it's a most football season uh excited to have you on I want to start with my favorite thing that Pete Prisco does for this show every single year let's start and we'll go

through you know teams you like quarterbacks all this stuff but let's start with who is going to deepen to the playoffs simply because of their schedule you gave us the Jaguar's a couple of years ago you were year early I think on them uh but who is the schedule merchant of the 2026 NFL season well that's a good question schedule merchant I mean because the patrons were kind of the schedule merchant last year yeah if you look at their schedule so what I'm trying to think of so you

so you're talking about somebody that's going to go from an on-play off team to become a playoff team well if there's one thing that's usually pretty consistent about you you tell us like look at the schedule dummy yeah if you like I've heard you say that a lot yeah where there's one team let's get a look at the vision for example I mean the Buffalo bills are going to win the division and they're going to win it easily because of look who's in that division so you're not buying

the Patriots this year no I'm not I think when you went a lot of close games and you don't play a real tough schedule and you kind of falter down the stretch particularly on offense that's concerning today okay okay so I think Buffalo is going to run away with that division I got really good I got one for you

“I think the Detroit Lions are the team that has a softer schedule because remember last year and”

I'm not a big believer you know everyone's like all first-play schedule it's three games that are

different but it can be a big three games and the Vikings stupidly won five games the end of the season it's for nothing to show for to finish third in the NFC North and the Lions were one of those teams that felt like a snake bitten team last year where they lost a lot of close games their offense is still going to be very good they get the the way the schedule goes they get to play I think it's the cardinals I can't remember who else is in all the cardinals and the

giants are two of the teams that they get to play where it's like the bears have to play the

and all this year no I don't and I think the division's brutal it is I have to stack that division I still think the packers are good I do it every year I know people give me crap about it

“but I still think the packers are good I think your bears are going to be good on offense I don't”

know how good they'll be on defense they could be really fun defense yeah yeah and then I think Minnesota if they get anything from Kyla Murray you know they're going to be really good on defense so where is that put the line you know maybe they have an easy added division schedule but the

division's still brutal yeah that's certainly to me okay and one other team yeah always I

nobody wants to hear this but I'm I'm bullish on the cat I am yeah that's talking about here a lot about that the cowboy is there I mean they're they're fun team to observe fun team to watch do people really want to see the cowboys be good though why not you know because you're your commander correct yes I think the cowboys are going to be good as well Pete but you tell me you give me your pitch because I think it's like they've added guys on defense they're often

should be explosive they have all three you know three skill positions spoken for back when healthy has proven that it can be a very good quarterback what's your pitch on the cowboys well we know the good score total points and I know there's some concern about the offensive line they made a trade to get for our judge I mean he's not a great player so they're

“concerned about their tackles but I think they'll be okay there they're going to score points”

on offense I think the biggest difference is going to be on defense yeah I mean you get a new defense of courtiers going to do a lot of different things they got a lot they got a ton of athletes up front now can rush the passers and I think they're going to be creative I love what they've done on defense in the all seasons so they're going to be that much better they don't have to be a number one two three four defense they just have to be significantly better I think they will

be yeah so I think Dallas Dallas to be is going to win the division I think there'll be better than the Eagles I think they're going to be better than the Giants and the commanders I think they win that division what about the Rams or I want to hear your take on on Aaron Donald this is

probably the first time that we've had a team add two top ten all-time defensive linemen in one

off season I mean on paper it seems like it should work but I know you've got to take Pete I know that you see like Aaron Donald taking two years off football and thinking he can come back with how do you think that's going to shake out well I mean it doesn't happen every day so it's everybody's sitting there saying well he's at a greatest shape of his life look at how much he works out and he put football shape and playing with the game is different than working out

in your gym he's a freak in the gym we know that he was a freak as a football player he was but he's 35 can play two years that's a long time not to play football so we'll see but if they get 80% of Aaron Donald that's better than most defensive linemen in lead if they get 50% of Aaron Donald that could be a problem yeah so we'll see and here's the other thing what is it four times in less 30 years the team that was the odds on vapor to win it all is won it I think it's four

times and so on paper the Rams are too easy to pencil in and I'm like yeah I think it's a great team on paper but they have concerns yeah they're not fast the receivers aren't fast they're running backs on fast the offensive line is okay it's not great and and so there are concerns with that team and they've played in you know in that division with Seattle who's you know people just sleep but on Seattle they're really good who I like we did there I like that that was a good good one

“Tom Hanks make sure I remember that love that all right so talk about see because it's”

sleepless in Seattle yeah I do agree with you it's weird that the Seahawks won the Super Bowl the all the questions about Sam Donald were you know seemingly answered the fact that he didn't you know yes in the Super Bowl specifically did he have to carry that team absolutely not the the

defense was incredible and lights out but he did play really really well in the NFC Championship

game he played well against the Rams down the stretch but it's weird going into the season no one everyone's kind of like yeah they're not going to do it again like no way they can't do it again that's just bizarre to me because they did come on so strong and they played in the toughest division and they just throttle teams down the stretch and and you know what he proved me wrong I didn't I didn't know he had that in him I'll be honest with you I didn't think he had it in and every

every game throughout the whole season big games you sat there he said oh he's gonna Sam Donald he's gonna Donald you know and he did and he played really good football and they did a really good job of dominating a defense and not let you know and they got big plays by the way you look at his yards were 10 he actually got the ball down the field yeah so kudos to him kudos to that offense and out by the way Kenneth Walker's gone I think jaderian price is going to be a star in that

offense I don't think they're going to miss miss Kenneth Walker by the way he was split the time with sharpener maybe for sharpener they got hurt people forget that yeah so I think Seattle's right

defense of the economy dominant again and look you win by knocking the other guys quarterback down

“over and over again and that's what they do I agree with the Kenneth Walker thing I think the”

Seahawks will be just fine I do I think it's you know one of those situations where free agent signing is kind of a win for both teams because Seattle was able to not have to pay a running back that much they get a running back in the draft and the chiefs I love the Kenneth Walker on the chiefs the chiefs have had just a trotious atrocious running games and if Kenneth Walker can can be that guy who you know has the threat to to get these chunk yards they're offense could look

a lot better because I don't know what else on their offense is like like blowing you away right now except for the fact that it's passionate for homes by the way I think people are sleeping on that team too yeah I mean you have Andy Reed who might end up being the greatest coach of all time when

Seoul said don't you check just one in Ireland as Andy Reed ever done that with a college team

no but he was by TCU was terrible just saying if Andy Reed has any redevere on a college football team and I read my end up with the most wins of anybody let's just say you win to another superball which is entirely possible we say it's three or four more years then he's going to be in the conversation as grace coach of all time and you have Patrick Mahomes now he's coming off the knee injury so we don't know what he's going to be like when people are actually trying to hit them but

“I think he's going to be close to being one hundred percent if they're going to score points because”

you know they've had problems but I think their receivers are good enough I think Kelsey's capable in the middle field is not the same guy and they'll run the ball but I look what they've done on defense you add Peter Woods or Mason Thomas who's going to be a star rush in the pastor delaying the corner

and then you got other guys that are going to get better like Jaladi, Astin Jaladi guys

like that they're going to take the next step and we know Spags is going to be able to scheme stuff boat but I mean scheme stuff that get people and hit the quarterback so I think the chiefs are being swept up I don't do I think they're one of those teams that nobody out of the windows closed they're done no it's not they're going to be right there on the mix again yeah it's the teams you look for that had the year from hell where it's like is it the year from hell and everything went

wrong and are the bones of the structure still good and I would say that's the chief hmm by the way I looked it up and he read actually he scored a 23 meter shot against Cyprus in a World Cup qualifier in Ireland and he had a free kick goal 35 yards against Bulgaria November 18th 2003 and he read was apparently the name of a captain of the Irish soccer team okay so yeah that is so when you're looking at the schedule there's one team expectations probably couldn't be any

lower we're not sure if they're even going to play offense this year the Cleveland Browns their schedule though is it's very favorable it's not the hardest that you'll see in fact I think it's probably the easiest in the league what do you make of what's going on in Cleveland is there is there somebody that can play quarterback for them on their roster right now no there's not okay they're going to be fed quarterback position but you know what they're going

to be good at on defense now I think they're going to be feisty on defense they have good players on defense they drafted well the last two years and they just got to get it ready and keep it

“nice and more keep that seat more for our humanity for next year that's what they got to do”

I mean because look they're quarterback situations a mess to Sean Watson not very good should or Sanders not very good now Dylan Gabriel's on you know on IR he's not there now even though they kept them and then they have the kid greed they're not good at quarterback so they're going to have to be able to try and run the ball manufacture some offense but I think they're going to be tough on defense and they're going to be a problem for teams on defense so get it

already for next year yeah and then you're after a quarterback next year and you bring him in there and then you start building around that guy so we're talking about that a couple days ago with the Manning factor and how it seems like you right now I mean there's a lot of college football left to be played but you would assume that he might be the number one pick in next year's draft Eli famously declined to go to the Chargers would that be a situation not the Manning family

would flex against the Browns we think maybe not because hasloom Tennessee they could actually think out with Peyton they're probably on good terms but I don't know what you've heard about that if anything yeah they're on good terms I don't I don't think they would flex on that one I think he would go there and I think would be great opportunity for him but he looked like you said there's a lot of football left to play this college football season there's a lot of guys in the college

football draft in the draft next year there could be capable of being the number one overall pick I think got to take more might end up being a dareous mention might end up being that guy messed the maker I don't know if you guys have seen him at Oklahoma State there's a lot of guys the CJ card Notre Dame uh there's a lot of guys in that draft so Cleveland play this year with whoever you play at quarterback get through it it's not gonna be fun and get your guy next year that all of a sudden

quarterbacks in the UFC that haven't gotten a done uh Lamar and Josh Allen which of these two guys do you think is going to be most affected when they don't want to super bowl next year in terms of taking the heat yeah who's yeah who's seen is gonna be hotter when they inevitably

“flame out at the end of the year and we hope Josh wins yeah I think I probably buffalo”

but because look I think Josh you know is a lot of people consider Josh that that's playing an elite now and if that's the case you got to you got your guy in as the coach you got to go up and put up big numbers and be able to carry that team to a super bowl and you know enough enough and that look I'm a big believer in what they do I'm a big believer in what they've done the change things I thought Sean McDermott was a hell of a coach but it got stale and it got you know

things got old they have the change the way they do things when you're at third and 12 or third and

10 in the playoff game and you play a soft zone and they hit 12 yard pass and keep the drive alive you got to do things differently and I think Jim Leonard will be aggressive you know I think I think the offense will be much more aggressive like I said the people up there when I was up there a couple weeks ago James Cook let the league and rushing last year would you rather have James Cook feature or Josh Allen feature if James Cook's gonna be be go ahead I'd rather have

him running the ball than Josh Allen doing his thing any day of the week yeah yeah so I think we're gonna see more Josh Allen and loose and free Josh Allen which I think they need to do yeah I think I grew to you there I think Joe Brady like it might be a situation where he was being not held back but you know Sean McDermott ran the show and now you get to see Joe Brady be a little bit more creative and and lean to the strengths and I think he's gonna be and I do love Jim Leonard

I think that's gonna be an aggressive defense it's gonna not do exactly what you described in the playoffs what about a team that everyone's high on that you are not high on because that's where you shine Pete that's where I love I love to hear your takes it teams that I'm um everybody's high on that I'm not I would say the one that concerns me as much as anybody as the Texans oh okay 'cause I'm high on Texans I'm high on their defense but boy we got to see that offense and

that offense to me there's a lot of things to worry about there new offensive line they that it's different than it's been but is it better are they gonna run the ball better and what are we gonna get from CJ Strauss yeah and who's he throwing to yeah and Nico Collins is a big time player but where else is he going yeah okay so I'm booty I mean but all right let me pitch you on on the Texans I think it's year two in the offensive quarter offensive system I do think they're offensive lines

to be better and I think David Montgomery like they needed uh the the Texans it feels like they've had just a quarterback revolving door where guys have been good but then get hurt and and David Montgomery can be that bell cow back for them and I think that will take a lot of pressure off CJ Strauss where he doesn't especially because here's here's why I'm high on the Texans when it all blows down to it their defense was so good last year CJ Strauss just had to play like

“a C plus and they could have won the Super Bowl he ended up playing a D minus and that's why”

they got bouncing the playoffs but it's not like you're asking CJ Strauss to be a top five quarterback you need CJ Strauss to to to to basically have the 12th best offense in the league and I think they could do that they're not better than Jackson though oh okay okay high on the jacks weird you've

never been high on the jacks jack and all I mean I mean that team won 13 games last year and everybody

sitting there saying oh they lost this guy in that guy they lost seven Lloyd they didn't really care if they lost seven Lloyd they lost a H and E T and whatever's name is now they don't know you know it's name you know it's name you know it's name H and yeah yeah you got it okay okay so they look at their team they add a top level corner to that team that wasn't there a year ago Travis Hunter's a shutdown corner now he kicks over the guy was playing the one corner now

becomes a two to two becomes a three and now the subject pretty good across the board on

“corner position which is important for them and I think you know offensively they're going to score”

ton of points I mean a ton of points because I think Trevor Lawrence wasn't the MVP conversation last year and he's going to be in that conversation again this year and by the way I don't know if you're a producer wants to make that argument about Jalen Hertz first Trevor Lawrence again let's kick it over to our producer well Max is on a sex vacation right now he's in Italy but uh because he didn't even want to he didn't want any part of the smoke on this

yes you fill in for Max here and and are you Jalen Hertz over Trevor Lawrence

Jalen Hertz could never do it or Trevor Lawrence could never do it Jalen Hertz is not on a football

field what's that what's that I mean his ability to move around the pocket get the ball down

I don't hurt just the whole bucket you know what I mean he's on a great pass or so I don't know

“what you mean I think look try and look Jalen Hertz you can never take away what he's done”

in the Super Bowl nobody wanted to take that away from him he's had that moment so didn't Nick falls once upon a time too and he's been good he has him in great but the city remember last year when Max was like oh he thought he'd have closed his Jalen Hertz against Trevor Lawrence not even close who would you guys take now yeah yeah yeah they go right now who would you take to your court man Max isn't here so I'll say I'll say Jalen Hertz but I when Max comes back

it will fully deny that I said well I think context matters I would take Jalen Hertz if he had Liam Cohen I would take Lee I would take Jalen Hertz with Liam Cohen and okay Liam coke with that Jalen Hertz okay because I do think that the Eagles often I mean we seen it every other year it just becomes the the the the most like pathetic and unoriginal offense you could possibly have and I I don't know if that's all on Jalen Hertz

some of it is but some of it's not on him I mean it is it's a tough argument to make because the Eagles their offense is it does a lot of stuff right and so Jalen Hertz doesn't have to be like a gunslinger as much as some of the other guys in league but a question could he be a gunslinger if you have I don't think I don't think I don't think you won't be going in a gun no okay well then then he's limited throwing the football and look he's had his great moment you can't take

him away from him but if you had to ask me that argument right now like here we go Max was so hot to try to on the thing and he's wrong because he did wrong did I don't I hate that you're making me argue in defensive Max but at the time I think he had just won a Super Bowl so of course Max is going to say that and he looked right in the Super Bowl today and Max is equal to him yeah you

get to say if you win the Super Bowl you get to say your guys the best yeah but that's not always

the case was it falls over the best well the year after yeah going into that season the greatest accident in history of national football that's with that oh man I think Sam Dorey this accident

“in the national football is the best quarterback in the NFL right now yes that's what I will say”

what time is it in Italy right now no chance Max is awake right you know bullied you do not but you do not believe that Sam Dorey is the best quarterback in the world no I don't know but you have to say you see Sam should 100% be saying that right now yeah and they should be entitled to believe that right but if it's told you that you guys would laugh in their face because that's not true well no but Sam Dorey go ahead have that well then they'd say like well Sam just won a Super Bowl

and then I'll be like damn but check mate Super Bowl I mean Trent Delphore won a Super Bowl yeah yeah elite that's really saying he's elite yeah yeah yeah yeah flat code for someone Super Bowl that was a great quarterback awesome quarterback what uh all right so speaking of Brad Johnson's team are the bucks I have them pegged and I love Baker I just think that the vibes are so like that was such a clear spot where they could have

fired Todd Bowls last year and I don't know if it's gonna look any different than it did down the stretch where they they kind of quit on him like you can't if you watch that they

had the most talented team the energy south and Baker was banged up and he's always like the

toughest guy out there but is that going to look any different this year is it going to to come back they still have a talented roster but are they gonna be able to you know get back to the playoffs and win that division which they they should be able to on paper they will they're going to win the division look at that division. Carolina is not any good. Atlanta's got past rush quarterback issues and and the Saints are rising but we don't know yeah Tyler Schuck and Chuck

Tyler Schuck. We don't know if he can do it again consistent we can do it again. He did I look I like what I saw from him we got to show me again Pete who do you take throws a more catchable ball Trevor Lawrence or Tyler Schuck. Tyler Schuck those are pretty past. Yeah he does. Yeah he does. Oh I did a bad job. He took 32 something isn't he? Then he just turned 32. Tyler Schuck. No. He's like 28 or no. You're doing the thing in that picket with love.

Yeah. Joe love his 36 that is a fact. No. No. I'm telling you Tyler Schuck is like 26 years old. Okay. Relax. Yes he would be 27 week three. What are you going to say about that? Yeah,

“what happened? Well I go with the box here's the thing about the box.”

There are offense had two players start the entire season and it was Baker who's banged up and probably shouldn't have and Graham Barton who played at left tackle for three games. So and he's their starting center so they they were so banged up on offense you couldn't tell what they were. That's true. And I think and I think now the offensive lines good when they're on the field. I think a book is going to have a big year. They like their receivers. Baker you know

Baker's playing with a chip on the shoulder once a day I'm money. Yep. And then on defense I think adding bane getting David Walker back or by the way has been phenomenal this summer and getting can't can't see on the field they're going to be able to attack the quarterback which you

have a chance to get a little hot in the playoffs and maybe scare some people. Oh shit. All right. You've changed my opinion on Tampa. I do I probably would like pick up to win that division just

because I just I'm always I'm always very aware maybe it's like the bears in me where it's like

if you leave if you let a head coach stay an extra year it's like what do you expect them to change. You already mean like you're pretty important on offense. Yeah. Zach Robinson's in on offense now.

“So I think you know that might help them but we'll say a lot of people know that it did like”

Zach Robinson. You got to you know it's hard a hard to evaluate them with the fans of you know screaming at them all the time. Yeah Pete I was a big fan always a big fan of reading your top 100 players list that you come up with. I got a question for you. How do you how do you compare because the thing it makes me laugh the most is when you see all right you've got Tristan Worf's a 22 and then you've got Devin with her spoon right after him and like how do you compare

is this offensive lineman better at football than this quarterback like how how do you get down to it? That one it means usually comes up for you better at your position than you are at his and that's how it comes. So you could you could make that top 100 all quarterbacks if you wanted to go by the basis of value of the position right it would be all top at top 10 would be all quarterbacks. So is Tristan Worf's better at his position than where their spoon is at his and that's kind

of how I judge that. Got it so we appreciate you put this list out in late June when there was like nothing to talk about in the NFL because it gave us like 45 seconds to go back and forth and there was one part that was interesting to to this show. The quarterbacks at number 69 and 70 were Jayden Daniels and Caleb Williams. Why why there and why in that order? Well, I still think Jane Daniels was hurt last year all year and it impacted who he was and

Caleb Williams got better and earned his spot on that list. But let's not go crazy because he's still in complete over 60% of his passes last year. Oh you're one of them you're one of them. I love you. I love guys. I thought he I a big cat I thought he made big strides last year. I'm not going to take that away from him, but he's got to be better at 123 and getting the ball out rather than 123 running around for 20 minutes and making a great play.

This doesn't happen all the time. I'm not I'm giving you shit. I actually have no problem with that critique but what I would say back to you is would you rather have a guy and this is just in general

“like where all you have to just raise his his floor because you already know the ceiling is like sky high.”

That's really what it's you got to make the little plays it like easier. He's got to make the easy simple plays simple and and and get those check downs. I would rather I would take the guy who you just got to raise that floor a little bit. Correct. Again like what the coach grades a play and he goes one two he's got to get he's got to read it through and he's supposed to throw the number

three and he doesn't throw it to three and instead he runs around and he makes this amazing throw

to the back of the end zone on the grade sheet that's a negative. Yeah. Might as well. But he made the play. He's got to get to where he's making the plays in the office and you know Ben Johnson wants him to do that he's going to get there. He will get there but he's not there yet. No. Ben Johnson is a psycho that will get him there and I think he Williams has bought all the way in like that's yes. It's very clear that that is a really good healthy relationship that is just what they

get a quick gold for the fourth down all the time. Well guess what our defense is so bad I think it

“might happen some more. Because you have to play to the strengths of your team like I don't I don't think”

I'm very nervous about the bear's defense they they made one big signing in the offseason with Kobe Bryant and they were like hey we're going to get a cover yeah we covered Sachs and then he's hurt and Kyle Gordon can't stay on the field the past rushes didn't get markedly better unless one of the rookie's pops so yeah that that is a big concern for the bear's. Yeah and you know I said we had Ben Johnson on at the combine and I said hey look you got to stop going for it all the time

and he said well you know I'll make you a con for you know and you're never going to convert me

I think if you go back to if you go to the playoffs four teams I think was four teams cost themselves a chance to move on by making dumb decisions like going for them for them for it down. Jacksonville did it remember you got they went for it didn't get it the bear's did it a couple different times didn't do it well they also won the Packers game because they were aggressive yeah but they did the Rams game they lost because they did they they they made them bad decisions and

and again the reason being exactly what you said the defense wasn't good now so you were in that situation you had to then Sean Dayton what in the hell was that in the playoffs yeah I mean you got to you know those snows come and you got to kick a field goal in that scenario that was bad and then and then there was one more like oh the Rams what were the Rams doing in the Seattle game

but he got the ball at the end of the half and he tried to throw the ball and remember they got they got the ball back instead of the running it running out the clock and they scored at the end of the half and then late in the game he went for a touchdown when he could have kicked a field to pull made it a one-point game and put all the pressure on the on Sam Dardo sounds like you're playing the results play the situation football they don't they don't need to learn it they don't they don't

need to I listen I there's definitely I mean I I feel like Ben Johnson even said it in press conferences after the the the Rams game in the post and the offseason like you got to learn like the outdoor football in January in Chicago like you got to play a different style and there's got to be a different game script Sean McVadin know that during that game too I was at that game Sean McVadin took them three quarters to realize hey we could just run it down there throw and and they finally

did it and that's when the game was a fourth and yeah it was a fourth and go over the six or something yeah about four and a half minutes ago in the game and he went for it instead of kicking they were down for instead of kicking the people will make it put it all in Sam Dardo go make a play make him make plays yeah uh by the way I did a bad job at the start of this because they should have said I'm I'm very sorry uh today is cut day and uh you lost will lead lebus I know he is yeah I was the one where she was he like

20 on your top 100 list yeah no he wasn't on the top 100 list but I'm telling what when he came out I thought he was going to be really good I was wrong yeah I could have been where I could see unlike some people in this business I could admit when I'm wrong uh who's that yeah name name name name names

“you also remember I thought you were Wilson Russell Wilson was at the winter circle in”

Cero Toby yesterday I was there so you're wrong but you did win that's right he is horse one yeah you

are a winner yeah you were wrong that was what I wrong I don't know you always just bash him

it was you said you hate any mobile cool you said he'd never win a horse race I did did I say that yeah yeah it sounds like he's got a good horse yeah yeah wait better than the Broncos team he was on what about what about Justin Herbert where are you out with him I know that you've been like a dubious you've been skeptical about Justin Herbert at times but I've not been skeptical about him I think he's got all of everything it takes the wind

in this lead but it's time right yeah but when when a playoff game you know it's time for him yeah and and it hasn't always been him I mean that often is a line last year when they lost their two tackles was awful but it's now he's got Mike but Daniel calm plays he's gonna have a run a game the line should be better even though he lost his center and and they should be okay on defense it's time Pete Prisco is being brought to you by our great friends over at blue two

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“it this is fascinating to me is that Mike Martino like I think that as much as we make the jokes about”

Mike we did on hardball being you know different guys and different philosophies Mike Martino did have a true like shove it down your throat running game in San Francisco the thing that Mike Martino's

never had is a guy with a cannon you know he coached to a before that what Jimmy G and like

he's never had the guy who can just make every single throw so what does that look like for the him and how he's gonna shape his offense I can't wait to see it I'll be honest with you look at Mike Martino hand coach not good Mike Martino offensive coordinator is gonna be fun and he's gonna be really good they're gonna score a lot of points and Herbert's gonna love him but you're right the foundation of what Mike Martino wants to do is run the football right foundation of what

Jim Harball wants to do is run the football and so Hampton's gonna put up big numbers running the football and that's gonna take a lot of pressure off a Herbert he's gonna make some big throws down

not gonna matter they gotta get to the postseason and win playoff games yeah yeah yeah yeah so what's

the team from last year that did not make the playoffs that you think is gonna be in this year well that's a good question well Tampa did make it so I think they're gonna win the division so they'll be in okay okay I think I think the Bengals are gonna win the division oh okay so yeah it's all gonna come to get this is like a that's a big year especially for the coach there feels like they kind of have throwing they better win you're right they better win if they don't win I think they

there's gonna be some hedge roll in there and and look burrows got to stay on the field we know that if he's on the field they're gonna score points period and they're story but with what they've done on defense they're gonna be much better on defenses here and they don't have to be again like

the Cowboys they don't have to be top five top seven you know they need be being 10 to 11 12

and you're gonna win the division and I think they well I think this is the year for the Bengals to get back when the division and be a factor in the playoffs can I throw out another team for you that uh we're worst place teams last year that I actually think are gonna be better it's actually two teams and they share a stadium I think the jets and the giants are gonna be better I think the giants maybe better than the jets but I actually think both those teams are going to have

significantly better season that they did last year and they're gonna have more stability and like I think like you could say we want about genome maybe he's too old but he's better than what they've had recently you know maybe year two of Rogers when he was kind of not mobile but like I think those teams are gonna be a lot more in the conversation than they've been in the last however long it's been a long time and and actually you know maybe win some games they

shouldn't win maybe getting to that six seven eight win win situation where hey they're they're fighting for a playoffs spot down in December I would think the giants would be better I think the giants would be better team but you're right they're both be better than what they were I just worry about the jets are they gonna be good you know better to the point where they're not going to get the quarterback they need to get next year right you know I mean like and you know like

“the guy Rick Spielman who used to work with us I tell him all the time you should have just”

tanked you should have tanked you know why to go sign genome because genos genos capable of having good games what why do that when you can just tank you signed a lot of veterans on defense by the way they added that in guys on that defense that'll make it better so I'm with you I think though they'll be better they're not going to be good and that's the problem all right if you're better or not good yeah take yourself out of the quarterback and I think the giants have a chance

of being good because the giants were weird last year well okay so here's my pitch to the giants do you remember the games of the giants played last year where they had like some of the most insane like collapses remember the Broncos game the bears game it's sort of field they get Jackson dark gets knocked out like there's there was a shitload of games where they just fell apart Harbaugh's gonna bring stability Harbaugh's gonna actually give them you know if you're talking

“about the margins Harbaugh's gonna have them play good special teams that's what he always does and”

if Jackson dark is say healthy I like I think that's a team that like they're going to you're going to see a big jump that that big jump that you get when you actually get a real-head coach who has like a foundation in an organization and knows how to get guys ready for games well we know they're going to be able to rush the past I mean that we know and I saw them work out

with Miami last week and they just they just dominated the dolphins it was it was amazing I mean

yeah they come at all and they come in waves they have so many athletes that can come after a quarter I so yeah they're going to be able to rush the past or it's all in dark if dark takes the next step then they're going to win seven or eight games and they're going to maybe push for a playoff spot if he does and then they have major problems so I would agree I think Harbaugh will give them a bit a little bit of both in terms of coaching I think they're offensive line

could be a lot better than it's been and I think defensively they're going to get after quarter back here's the problem though to get after the quarterback you got to stop the run are they good enough stopping the run with no dexter large and no that line and the guys they have in there that's the concern okay Pete how many how many different training camps do you go to visit each summer not many I only went to about I saw like six seven teams this year okay that's not bad

now I go see I like I went to Green Bay and spent two days I went to Buffalo and spread two days I'm working on a big story that it'll come out next week or maybe this week on what the hell is happened in the NFL passing game okay well yeah the floor is yours what the hell has happened yeah give us a teaser well there's five reasons and I broke them all down one is the big fangeo

“effect and everybody plays off coverage they dare you to you have to be patient they don't like”

you be the big play down the field two is offensive line plate is horrendous in this league and

intelligence coming out of college ain't what it used to be because they they're it's all standing the shotgun look over to the coach and get the play four is that looks that defenses throw

at you are so creative now like you've never seen it's incredible and going talking all the

quarterbacks and all the coaches about it I'm telling you it's amazing and five is and nobody wanted none of the coaches wanted to hear this when I said it to them they've all become when it comes that's wrong with the football okay yeah I like that yeah wait can I can I go to four real quick who in your coordinator because we know fangeo we know spags is there a couple guys though that are doing stuff like McDonald will be another one but there are a couple guys that maybe aren't

uh the flashing aid the names come right to your head that they're doing stuff on defense that is

“really giving people problems well I think florist yeah I mean he's an obvious one and a”

stuff he does and the looks he throws at you they're incredible I mean they really are and and it comes from all different directions and he's exotic with his coverages in the back and it means just what what they do and his is different because he's much more aggressive and he

leaves his guys out in an island a little bit more but the creativity is amazing and it's not just

you know used to be one of the things remember when a guy went motion teams would say oh that well he follows them so they're a man the man well now they follow them and they place on behind it right and so there's no indicators anymore and safety's rotating at the last second and quarter backs gotta be on all the time and and I think also and a lot of guys I told them this I said you guys would have to be quarterback throw for two ten one and none then three forty three and two oh not

they not me not me not me oh everyone will not be not me yet you you you and you I love this yeah because we agree yeah we want our quarterbacks thrown some interceptions from time to time sluggish yeah push the limits and I've had many a quarterback tell me I can go through the whole season without throwing and pick if I wanted to that means I'm not throwing it in any windows that's

“their orders later and Rogers that's what he does yeah and so again I talked to Josh Allen”

Jordan love Trevor Lawrence I spent an hour at Liam Coads office talked to Joe Brady, Matt LeFlor and you know Baker may feel all of them and and two of the coaches were all defensive when I said oh yeah well not me not me that's not me well yeah it's all of yeah it's all of you you know you know the passing numbers were the lowest average yards were the lowest they've been since 2009 last year yeah I mean Drake made in have a 300 yard game until like pretty much the

end of the season it was crazy remember we had five you spent five thousand yard passers now you throw for four thousand yards having a great year yeah so actually there's a fair so throw

a ticker tape rate of somebody throws never opened if you look at the the single game

all-time record in the NFL it's Norman van Prockland and he had what 554 yards and it was in 1951 that's crazy that that record hasn't been broken well here's the other thing the completion of all the I think of the top 18 completion percentage single season completion percentages I think nine of them have happened in the last like five years of the way I thought that was your knock against Caleb was he didn't have a high enough completion percentage oh yeah but completion

percentages have gone up and yards for attempt have gone down thinking and dunking yeah it's

“thick and don't please that's what it sounds like you're actually secretly in love with Caleb Williams”

yeah because he is the guy that I think that was made I love watching the guy go from here to there he did that last year that's impressive yeah but he is who would pifties saying you're like what you want out of an NFL quarterback like the the twenty years ago you want kid kill whims doing that it's like I want him doing it I want him doing it dropping into the back into the pocket and ripping one forty yards not dropping back into pocket and taking off and running around in circles for

half a year and you know that you're giving me I think it's getting loves him and he's afraid it deep down and makes him scared yeah and that's okay you'll figure it out one day you know what I'm talking about because you both know you want your quarterback going back into pocket and ripping it forty yards you're taking a step say yeah well all right so give me another quarterback that I think is not controversial but people can look at it and see something different bonus this is a big

year the Broncos are I think the Broncos are another team is getting a little bit slept on where everyone's like oh well they won last year and you know they won't be you know the cheese would be better and the charger would be better that's a really good defense and Sean Payton's a hell of a coach and you add jail and water like I think that's going to be a really good team again you know what people are a little skeptical because they want a lot of close games last year yeah

when teams went a lot of close games that that scares you a little bit but look they're going to be really going on defense I think offensively you know the interesting thing will be how long does web call the plays before Sean starts panic and take it back over again you know so I'm with

football team but they're going to be good one they're going to be right there and it makes look

charges chiefs and Broncos and that division are all going to be really good and who I'm going back to what you said earlier about coaches being put who are your top five biggest plays in the NFL wow in terms of coaching well you said you said coaches are so well I mean when they call

“plays they are they think they're I think again the mentality don't turn it over do you know”

that how many times guys hear that in the quarterback room yeah and when you talk to quarterbacks about that oh you know they preach at all a time don't turn it over don't turn it over don't turn it over how many times do you think they put Josh Allen's plays up when Verduro was there him turning it over do you want to see that I want to see him throwing a rifle shot down the field for 50 yards for touchdown so the whole mentality of don't turn it over don't turn it over don't

turn it over has kind of blend in to the way they call their games yeah I mean listen you you're you're definitely on to something because I do think that like when you look around the league the offensive coordinators that are that are making sure that they're like hey we need a certain amount of chunk plays every game those are the guys that are successful where it's like we need to take these shot plays we need to take we need to we need to get 20 25 yard plays on the board

which you can't rely on thinking and dunking and getting into the long situations all the time because you're going to get frustrated you're going to make mistake and next thing you know you drive it you know eight plays and you turn it over anyways or you end up with a field goal because

they're sitting back on and on third and eight and you get sex six yards you kick a field goal again

the mentality you know when everybody's doing to the right they're copying the rams now the rams use a lot of you know 13 personnel three tight ends and they have success with it so what is everybody going to do this year they're going to start using that yeah like I told some of those coaches I said if I'm a defensive coordinator if you're going to 13 you know what that makes you slower I mean your fast guys are on the field yeah that's true the rams do have good tight ends

of that are all interchange they all look exactly the same yeah yeah all right so Pete give us your conference championship and Super Bowl pick have you released the yet okay all right so yeah this will be we won't hold you to this this is actually you get a free shot here

you get a Mulligan because you can basically throw out a couple and we can we could say oh he was pretty

right he was you spot up okay okay okay okay what about what about hot seats preseason hot seats hmm well anytime you and I love the guy but anytime you fire both your coordinators and the coordinators in Washington you that means that's going to blame to somebody else with this time it'll come back to them so they and Quinn's

“on the hot seat I think I agree the the new defense coordinator though I think he might be”

the next generation of that the exotic like he's the coverages he's good and they needed the change the way they did things so I'm okay but again if they don't win and you play you fire to the coordinators the the figure point goes right at you that's just natural that's the way it is I would agree with that yeah so Dan Quinn the odd bowls okay bowls for sure is on the hot seat they got they got a win the division and do something to play outside I don't think it's really

down about that um trying to think of other guys but as oh Zach Taylor we talked about that and they don't if they don't get deep into the play also you can make the play outside and I think he's in trouble yeah um Shane Steiken yes and I think the whole organization you realize that every team in that division is one of the cases the whole last one yeah and Chris power does that a job for life

“right I mean it's time if they don't make the play Austin I think they're gonna have I think”

it's like it's actually pretty good coach but I think it'll be reflective of him and I think Chris Ball knows he's in trouble the other one yeah um over under two and a half future career starts for JJ McCarthy he'll get over that somewhere he'll get another chance to play somewhere he ain't gonna be in Minnesota but he'll get a chance somewhere yeah I I was I feel like they're gonna trade him I mean it's it's it's got to be an awesome situation for quarterbacks or something's

happening yeah all these teams I kept for quarterbacks something's happening when I'm so it look I didn't I wasn't a big JJ McCarthy when I when he came out I just wasn't I didn't think he was

I know oh yeah it's yeah it's fair point I feel he he like needs damage goods he needs somebody that comes into the league that someone else or somebody that comes to the Vikings that someone else has screwed up and then he could fix that I don't think so so draft thing I got draft and that

comes out with in the first round he can't do anything with him he needs somebody so in other words

“you think I'm worth it I think he might yeah I do I do think that that they KOC can do that type of”

stuff with like he's a creative guy he'll figure out if Tyler does have some very unique physical gifts and skills that are still there it's about kind of like getting him to play free and getting him to I guess for lack of better term just like look like he's having fun again playing football and then I think he works in what they had a quarterback last year that's for sure no yeah so I think I don't know you might he might just need to have a quarterback that's you know like a

like a foster dog you're really good foster dog family you'll pick him up nurse him back to health

get him ready to go and then you know they they leave and then they go with the Super Bowl somewhere else

that might be like a pure a pure brain you can't do anything with it yeah he needs a month he's I did say the quarterback yeah yes okay a last question rowback question RHO BACK dot com promo code take 20% off your first purchase Qsips polos hoodies jogger shorts promo code take rowback dot com ever go read pizza article what is it coming out about the past so I got to do a bunch of videos for too so probably this week or next week okay so do do read on CBS sports dot com Pete watches the

tape we know that for a fact uh zack you got a question for Pete how are they Pete I did have a quick question it possible could you give us your top three teams you think are going to just score all the points this season all of the points leave none of them out there well whatever that means what do you mean no points just like I got over teams I teams are just going to ball in in zone

rapidly efficiently in often this is for a guy to forward a guy for you never met zack zacks of

forward again but I haven't met zack your last producer used to I used to know him way back in a day what the assignment kid let's see Dallas is going to score Thomas Thomas wait wait wait what's up Jake Jake yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah zack from from from Florida lately from a Polkani like in Florida said your Florida it's exterior okay all right so who's gonna score

“a lot of points cowboys you're gonna score ton of points I think the bills are gonna score a ton of”

points I think the bagels are gonna score top points where would the bears be on that list five say well how bad is there defense because the defense is out there they're gonna have to score time I think it's because I'm not I'm not excited about this defense no and by the way the Packers gonna score a lot of points to they're gonna have to you love the Packers you fucking love the Packers man would you take Jordan love over Caleb Williams no hell no oh I would Jordan loves 38 years old

dude no he's he is you know he's not Pete I know that you also like to take a peek at the the season when total overunderers it's anything that you've zeroed in on what's your favorite one if I had a I who the Texans what's the number let's see I I gave out on was Wednesday show maybe Monday show Falcons under seven and a half and I like Safansky a lot he's front of ours I think he's very good guy like Kevin Elijah he's got he's this is a year we're like what's he's supposed to do

with these quarterbacks nine and a half that's a little bit what's the Texans nine and a half yep their schedules brutal too I'll take that under okay wow you've talked me off the Texans cowboys over cowboys over what about arms under dolphins under 3.5 wins three and a half wins that seems very low that's not a good football team though no I'm telling you and by the way

“I like where they're heading I thought they had a good draft I think they have a good lot of good”

young players they need to get a quarterback for the long term but they're not a good team right now and so I that's but three and a half three and a half you can all look don't they play the Raiders opening week I mean you can almost fall into one there yeah I mean that's it we were looking at the cardinals too for the same reason just like that just just take three and a half hold your nose and then hold on for dear life yeah maybe get a lucky one in week 18 when

it went like you know it's been sitting everyone I mean it's hard not to win four games you got to be really bad you got to be really really bad the dolphin schedule is not easy though they have the

one more and you're getting all right Jets Jets Patriots Lions Colts Bills Jets Broncos Bears

“Packers Rams Bills that's the problem with Patriots so if you don't get the you don't get the”

Jets twice you're not yeah they end their last six games are the Broncos the Bears the Packers the Chargers the Bills in the Patriots yeah they're not getting to three and a half okay don't be tacking by the end anyways trying to get the better quarterback yeah all right Peter the best we love having you on can't play football back we love it what do you mean your stomach's gonna rot away Pete Presko is brought to you by a great friend over at Netflix

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okay Mount Rushmore time here's what we've got PFT congratulations congrats PFT thank you

my faith is safe it is now down to choose dominant I don't want to buy on horn but I mean just dominant performance top in the final three dominant right just crushed you guys it's good performance it was a good good he done good kid land of the blind the man with one eye is king dominance what they say he was on us is dumb it's correct that doesn't I'm calling you blind good luck though thanks for your hand so here's what we have we have Hank for sack

Zach is two points behind right now if Zach doesn't win both today's Mount Rushmore and Wednesday's Mount Rushmore Mount Rushmore season will be over if Zach wins both we will have a duel on Friday which will be as is tradition spur the moment topics that we'll have we'll spring on them now I'm rooting for duel but of course remember last year we got into problems for saying that so I don't now I'm only thinking of the show yeah and of the listeners and I think

the listeners you always do hey the listeners love the tools and I think that they would love to see a tool that's pretty

“much all I ever think about that exactly that's what I'm saying I'm not I'm I do would be”

good for the show but I'm I'm I'm a competitor I'm gonna try one you need to try to win all right heavy things who is up first I think Zach is is Zach up first I have no idea who went first I believe I took third in states so okay so then you would be first yeah so you'll go first today and then Hank will go first on Wednesday is it snake yeah good right yeah of course one two two

open at it heavy things one one this was deciding between a few things but I'm just gonna

“I'm only my first pick here and I'm gonna go with Max”

where do you think Hank I didn't have it on my board so you could go he could have gone if in the fourth round you could have gone to the fourth round yeah you could have got that any round I'm gonna go are you saying that's a good friend move you're saying Max is in heavy no he's on the he's on the he's on I I also forget like who who is Max Max Max I'm gonna say this hold on let's he's not fat he's Lisa's could be I'm happy that Max is enjoying his sex vacation

two weeks is great I came back today in the office I was like expecting to see him it's like oh yeah two weeks he he's probably like this is I'm gone for too long he's gonna come I hope he comes back within a telling ask he probably will I he's gifts better be awesome yeah awesome yeah we miss him also heavy I'm gonna go with titties oh okay one this is a wait two picks in were hot now heavy titties could I I don't I don't think they're that heavy Hank big heavies yeah

who doesn't like big heavies you get all tits ever I like heavies well no not the small ones he gets the big one okay which those are the bad those are good ones kind of cornered the best ones like he went into he just went into the trail mix of titties and took out all the eminence the ones that could crush an empty can correct yeah watermelon yeah yeah bear your face you could suffocate you could drown in them yeah I'll go gold oh oh okay

not even close to the heaviest thing but like in terms of the what's the no it's up there the

“mineral chart no it's a periodic periodic table it's up there did you meet big tungsten yeah I think”

you meant a big tungsten tungsten gold are similar tungsten is heavy look it up how are they similar

similar similar densities I don't think so it is I I I got I've never seen like a big ass thick

cube of gold before so I won't know how much it works yeah it's your broke it was that it wasn't I mean Hank you're just lashed out you don't got gold like that well I'll be damn they've almost identical densities suck it gold a little more valuable too so you can have your little cube of tungsten I'll take a cube of gold what do you mean you never seen a bar of gold is like the I've never held yeah I've held I've held yeah again like the get your money yeah you've held a

bar yeah several when I'm not gonna I'm not gonna I'm not gonna you've never held a bar

“gold docks myself you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're no different than this guy”

and the four dozen and we're not talking about spiders Pokemon collection no not not not the Hershey Bar okay gold you know this about spider I know that he's got he's collecting gold but it's all it's not like little like the the yeah it's not it's not familiar Hershey bar size it's brand it gold what he's saying is that the future like what if what if you could buy gold but also it was collectable mm-hmm like what if what if they took gold and how do we make this gold valuable I was yeah how

do we turn into a trading card I wouldn't doubt spider in this one I got a rookie Peter to gold bar

spider's one of those guys it's like he's on the edge of it he's always on the edge maybe

a little too far on the edge so no I don't know I just sometimes I said sometimes and you need guys that'll go a little bit too far sometimes BFT what does that mean broke oh this is this is a wild line of accusation here okay I would like to take Cindy Swinney's rack oh that's okay specific that's very specific but very heavy okay Zack scared that's I'm not even that's fine so Hank took all boobs and you took some boobs you took two I have hundreds of thousands

do you have Cindy Swinney's rack I have titties do you have titties yeah okay you know TJ slaying could be a couple different things but what else yeah exactly you take Max's city next next pick I would like to take death that's a good one I had it on my I did a list that was death so that you like that no it's heavy as heavy as heavy can get it's good pick thinking about death talking about death that's yeah it's a heavy thing but Mel Rushmore like the best yeah I

that was the other one the fish long heavy things okay not I'm not I don't really like that song

but it is the name of the song all right I got two I'm gonna go with elephants yep I have that nice good one the elephant is good pick I was gonna say something there but I'm not see Zachary took Max that's a good and then I'll go with the head that wears the crown yeah oh that means you're a king good one hey let's go pick Hank how would you know I

“what do you mean if you ever worn a crown no but that's what the expression is well we do every day”

when we go on the draft king yeah crown is yours true what's mine yeah put no one's going to tell

you that too yeah that's fucked up all right Zach you got to get this one

uh with four I'm gonna take the Empire State Building okay you pick a pick Max I mean Zach the Empire State Building okay okay why did you decide on that building as posted other larger bed you've been to the Empire State Building it just looks heavy have you been there a lot of these big buildings you know they got slim waist tall up top the Empire State Building feels thick all the way through okay I might want to look that up and just see if it is heavier than others

you know what they say weights up to interpretation they do say that the heavy stuff the eyes genders on all buildings mm-hmm all right whatever we have left off I'll just write off something I only the only one I had left was an andville andville it was a good pair of aircraft carrier that's got to be so fucking heavy um Yoko Zuma Hank our aircraft carriers are they heavy no they float so they can't be that heavy yeah you don't know she's about water displacement

do you're more they're very heavy on the why don't they sink because of water displacement anvil sinks but the soft on my list sinks so that means it's better than your little aircrafts carry I didn't take aircraft carrier yeah puna Ford yeah heavy very heavy heavy is fog that's good Prince Fielder yeah go ahead anything that you have carry upstairs couch when moving yeah or a dresser oh dressers actually yes sneaky worst because then the

things are moving out and everything Thor's hammer yeah well the max to do a maximum pressure one max I meatballs that's good you probably would see meatballs yeah what about what about a black hole feel like that's heavy is heavy could get right it's got everything there's no weight in

“space no it's got everything in a black hole zero g either right no I think a black hole is all”

the g yeah it's everything oh black hole just sucks every socks everything in it's like Nancy Reagan yeah Nancy Pelosi I got heavy's you got a good pick yeah the sun what snow yeah what snow when you're shoveling it oh that's a good one very very heavy that's a really good one I think so thanksgiving dinner 18 we would 18 willers heavy burgers burgers aren't that heavy meat loaf meat loaf is heavy a tank tank's very heavy thanks are super heavy tank very very heavy

yeah that is the ocean I would say yeah probably yeah yeah the ocean's definitely heavy right and no it floats so I can't be heavy yeah I could cup the ocean hold in my hand me when I'm walking around my house late at night I get accused of that a lot yeah heavy footsteps wake up the whole house just walking gravy this gets in gravy this is a great that's a super heavy that's really good yeah what else anything else I have a short loss

you have anything else concrete's pretty heavy yeah what's pulling balls pretty heavy oh pulling balls a good one yeah a lot heavy stuff out there bench press for some can be heavy definitely the amount of weight that we're going to be bench pressing in a month during football season we're very heavy very very heavy yeah super

the entire city holding uh it's approximately 730 million pounds max might help

“I think titties got them rattled signature that had been a panic pick was that a panic pick”

oh I just think it's a heavy rack that was a good pick that is a very heavy yeah

got that pretty quick instantly yeah talking about death is heavy yeah true yeah

“okay we'll see hopefully you guys are going head to head on Wednesday if not we'll do we'll finish”

out my rush more season we'll take a something fun we'll do a mouth rush for either way maybe like a post season mouth rush water I'm hoping water's heavy now let's say we should do much more water but water is heavy we've already done that yeah we did do that I mean it got contentious yes I

next year mouth rush for season we should just be like you know what repeats whatever because it

actually would be interesting if we if we did no google and repeats see if any of our picks change and no notes out yeah oh I'll just remember well like I could just go on my notes out and find yeah you have all your yeah I don't I definitely don't where do you put your mouth rush force I delete them yeah you delete things where your notes out I try to write them down I delete them all right no notes what what kind of storage you working with that's great that's

“impressive in years of mouth rush for us not ten but good amount you should write a book”

do you have pizza in there probably oh no you had Liam do that one but he sent it to you I have it you know what to ask pepperoni sausage barbecue chicken bacon puff chick got them all prepared not peppers ricotta sundry tomatoes hamburger meatball wow you got your top four in that draft damn blue thing look up your mouth rush more water blue things is these are mouth rush more historian um I think that one I did I was joking we did that like we've done that three times yeah blue things

“things no you don't have it royal blue no okay let's remember our colors all right good show boys”

college football mega preview coming Wednesday football's back numbers five three eight 85 80 86 names I saw a guy Sarah Togo who was pulled out his phone it was like hey can you I'm

facing my buddies never gotten a lottery ball can you tell me's an idiot yeah just like

don't feel so bad dude you're just basically memes I have gotten it though not on this machine well I have no you haven't had no you haven't has number ten 28 69 69 for Colton 28 for kick-up oh what a fool anyone go away what do you want more one more oh oh oh you're a happy birthday to Ted Williams splendid splinter happy birthday to sauce garden happy birthday to Drake may happy birthday to Frank Robinson happy birthday to Jill and

Brudson happy birthday to Larry Fitzgerald saw him saw him over the weekend on Pebble Beach looking good hell yeah big back coming on saw on my own Sunday I thought he said the big butt yeah oh that was a big bat uh Clay's Campbell happy birthday Clint Porter's happy birthday and this got to crazy Zach Thomas and Jason Taylor both had the same birthday that's wild happy birthday to Zendaya Takafill now's probably love you guys.

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