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On today's part of my take presented by draft kings, it is week one. In the NFL, we just

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with fastest two minutes. It is back. Then we're going to recap every single game. We're going to talk about every single game. We had bills texting, texting's game that was phenomenal over time in Detroit after Tyler's shock woke up. The bear scored 59 points. The commanders and Eagles played to kind of exciting game towards the end and we had the giants announced that they might be back on Saturday football. We're going to talk about all of it. We're going to also do

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Awesome spread. We start in the Queen City where Ben Johnson was king as Caleb Robin Williams said it's not your fault. If you doubt this fire put you'll end up looking like patch atoms with a

clown nose. It came from all angles as DeAndre Taylor Swift said I felt the whole like this never

before and ever since. She was talking about some stupid break-up chick chick TJ. DeAndre was talking about a hundred twenty-four yards and three touchdowns. Even Kyle, now here's a banana guy, got in on the action Russian for a hundred yards as a Carolina defense look like a bunch of pussy cats all after noon. It wasn't all bad for the Panthers though as a price for every young. I want to be forever young. Played fast and had a good business plan utilizing Coker multiple times

the afternoon like they were playing a little pitching catch at the Penn State Delta Upslawn backyard. It means they've been boomed. State Penn and the summer burgers it was the Bears posting one of their own Bears 59. Panthers 37. What? We go up to Detroit, Michigan. Where Jared and Kushner cough was trying to negotiate the reopening of the straight of more dudes. As all the fellas were calling out mine, mine, mine. Every time the ball was on the air and

gives was saying I ran for 150, six yards and two touchdowns. The Lions pass catchers of

spent on offense seems a little crude just switch to the always electric Tesla. Chase, we are young

“had a lot of fun period but didn't count on golf trying his very best to throw the fumble forward”

ending up with a most productive sack ever besides maybe my good friend Philip Rivers. The second half turned into a street fight as Tyler duck if you struck was out for blood with the rest of the crime mob. It was a ludicrous second half. The Saints tied in. I wanted Noah Noah Noah Noah, what's your fan? I'll see, score to touchdown and the Saints come marching back for the overtime. The Lions scored first giving the Saints a chance to win with them all

as a score to touchdown and go for two. Incomplete as Kellidan in the name of more said, fuck you, I won't do it to tell me. Fuck you, I won't do it to tell me. Some of those with that asses are the same who dropped passes as the Saints fall just short on the road. Lions win 31 30 Saints don't go marching. And we had to metal hands where memes or no, we had to

“Nashville where memes was there to see his jets start 1-0. In Nashville Aaron Glennie and the”

jets took on Robert Salon the boys. Omar coming Cooper set up Kenyan Cheek. She can sedique with

no hands for the rookie's first NFL touchdown. Gino know who you're messing with home Smith

and the New York Jeds were finding a way to exploit a hooker in the secondary. Jets kicking game got off to a rough start until no Jason Colonel Sanders, you're wrong for not believing in yourself and hitting 250 plus yard field goals in the second half to extend the lead to a three-score game. Cam Ward in Norton thought this year would be his Shawshank redemption only to be revealed at the end that there was a gaping hole in his asshole chiseled out by the jet defense behind a poster of

Rita Hayward. The Titans offense was so bad. New first round pick Carnell O'Hios Tate was screaming just take me off the field if you're not going to throw it to me. Jet spoiled Robert Salon's Titans debut. Jet 23, Titans 10. Great job memes. We had to Cincinnati where Zack was there to see his box in Cincinnati. The Tampa Bay box go full Tampa Bay cuck mode early on taking a seat in the corner as they watch the metrius night night sleep tight don't let the turnovers bite

recover a fumble and take it to the crib. Shortly after Chase Millie Bobby Brown goes all upside down from five yards out as he uses telekinetic theory to split the box defense and remind them that scoreboard's don't lie. In the second half putting it into the age old question, would you rather Josiah Trotter or a thought daughter? It's Trotter up on the score. After Mojo Jojo Barrow throws it like a total power puff girl turning over the ball Trotter scuba us

his way into the end zone no goggles for six points but unfortunately for some Barrow in the pangles bring it around town insecure the secret formula for the win as they sing at this performable for times again you is for under pressure in his for nobody in the back field could the bugs get a stop

known never. Pagles 33 bucks 27. Great job Zach. We now had to Indianapolis where Hank was there for

Ravens cults in Indianapolis where the roof was closed Jonathan Taylor Swift started things off in the first quarter when he ran the B in the easy and said hi Ravens D it's me on the problem it's me

“Mama Michael Jackson responded if you want to make the world a better place take a look”

yourself and then make a five yard character into a touchdown to take a one point lead Derek Henry lock was started right and then cut back left for a four yard score and then say was smoking purple flowers huh there was burning his chest but not enough to stop breaking up 54 yard touchdown reception took and the Ravens are huge lead Derek Henry Camille said Superman that hope that watch for you on the way to the end zone for a second score

and the Ravens go flocking 41 23 tights Hank and Pittsburgh there was a Sunday warrior mean mean stride today started quarterback mean pride as Cooper Rush took the field for the Falcons looking looking to victory meal per at the end of the game nowadays everybody want to talk like they got something to say but another comes out when they move the lift just a bunch of gibberish but the fuck is that like they forgot about TJ as what absolutely wrecked the game

when it Marshall mathered the most in the fourth quarter taking a pickback for six and sealing a stealers victory Darnell Washington laid the shaleen woodley and fucked a guy with a stiff arm right in front of Aaron Rogers but all is good in Pittsburgh as Rogers and Mike McCarthy are back to being happily married couple and the Steelers start 1-0 Steelers 20 Falcons 13

when Big Cat and PFT were still in college and the iPhone hadn't been invented yet

“Man those guys are old the bills have a completely different look with Joe Tom Brady”

given this franchise a complete facelift and Josh Allen much like Shaquille O'Neill

is always looking to DJ Moore the Texans offense look back in sharp form as star of David Montgomery

showed his ability to have six points and no matter what common sense tells you Nico Collinse Clancy is not at fault for this loss according to his usually insane team defense that gave up 400 yards the Texans had the ball a closing time and on the final drive CJ struck put your hands up and struck how long to the ball a little too soft now a little too soft now throw your hands up and struck CJ CJ loses and no one circles the wagons like a ball ball a little bit

“bill 35 got to throw everyone to fulfill with max and Eagles we had over the fall what are”

the dontavian meh I'll mix got thing going early on a deep ball that had Mikey Sandre still looking like a little pussy cat the commander's punk team was busy and their gunner Tyler Owens Wilson had one of the coolest plays in the NFL today that had everyone saying wow the commander's defense kept them in the game in large part by Sony and share styles telling the rest of the team I got you babe as he dominated the entire game but in the end it was Dallas buyers club got her

fucking the commander's defense so hard that he may have given the maids as he scored his second hey those 24 commander's 22 and the throw and touch down selectively we all knew it the cowboy's two and just like we're going to your play off game and blue with your blue and he shines 28 cowboys 20 and that was a fastest two minutes of week one in the NFL at his brought to you by our friends at Chevy football season is here and whether you're grinding through the week or

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after a deck press cut what the fuck are you doing interception to end the first half that ended up in giant's points giants times look live they're they it feels like they got some juice to them yeah that's good you know the electricity in the building but week one in the books boys it was an incredible week one there were so many points it was great to have football back it was bad i actually did you see any tweets uh pft about red zone being broken right as week one was about to start

because i i saw a couple of those and we're lucky enough to have a setup where we have all the games in front of us we don't have to watch on red zone but i'd like to just say that if red zone was broken for even like one minute of the start of week one that might be one of the worst things ever

“happen anyway so it could be broken if it's gonna be broken i think the first couple minutes is fine”

no because there are no no touchdown no but you need it like that's the moment we've all been waiting i like that's the moment that we're like when they got zero yeah that's a good moment if it just honestly if you got stuck at zero and then Scott Hanson didn't show up i might think like oh what happened with all the a i should over the weekend is this actually simulation in world dead and then

if i was never coming back yeah no that the the the first moment where we sit down and all the

games kick off and you're just completely flooded with too much football and that's not a complaint that's just a fact we're just not ready we i think everyone to a man said that at some point

ready for your brain isn't ready for and we had so much action it was a great week one it's week one

“for podcasters too so yeah it's always overwhelming week one we have to like kind of ease our way back”

into it but man it was it was a lot of points today i would have to stat that the average uh this week there's obviously a couple games left the rest of the Sunday night and then Monday football still to go but it would be the highest average scoring week one since 1962 yeah which hey we we deserve this there's a lot of points there's games where there was no points and then there's a ton of points lying saints which we'll get to which was overtime we had an overtime game we had to shoot

out we had the bills Texans let's start with that let's get into it so we're gonna go through every single game bills 36 Texans 31 this was the best game of the early slate probably of the day in terms of uh it felt like a playoff game there was big play after big play the bills end up winning with uh the combo of a seven play 96 yard game winning drive by Josh Allen in the offense and then a strip sack of CJ stroud after CJ stroud who did a pretty good job today got the Texans

all the way down the field into the red zone to potentially win the game with like 15 seconds left it was awesome to watch though do you think that this is a uh a good thing to walk away from as Texans fans are a really bad thing to walk away from because the offense looks serviceable it looks pretty good um I don't want to say like really good but there were moments it was a solid performance by the offense well the what the offense had was they had a run game

did Montgomery what it wasn't like he was just ripping them up but he did score uh three total touchdowns and it did give them the ability to CJ stroud looks more comfortable

“CJ stroud had a nice day uh yeah I think the offense look good I think you're I think you're”

walking away away even though you lost somewhat positively because the bills with Joe Brady this is something that that no team had seen before I know the Texans have played the bills a couple of times have kind of dominated them but it was very clear to me that Joe Brady's offense is going to look different as a head coach than it did as an offensive coordinator because the chunk plays and Josh Allen said it after the game he was like chunk plays the chunk plays were

insane they were basically like just chucking the ball down the field Josh Allen had a

11 completions of over 10 air yards which is tied for the most of his career in the game he was six for seven on those type of throws a hundred forty nine yards and a touchdown in just the first half this is clearly what Joe Brady's going to do they're going to they're going to take shot after shot after shot and felt like every time we looked up there was another shot going down the fields and instead of like remember when the member when the bills like a couple

years ago there was like that big like hey we got to establish the run and we got to be methodical Joe Brady's like no no wait we have Josh Allen with the best quarterback in the league let's just let's just dice him up and it was clear that it kind of caught the Texans off guard yeah so I was going to say like would you rather be the Texans and then you end up like having the offensive look decent in a loss but then on the other hand the defense which was supposed to be your strong

suit yeah and your weapon which has been like you rock got gas today now it is you right like nobody knew what to expect from from Joe Brady I guess you could kind of predict some of the stuff that you like to do some of the tendencies but he was he was different off a lot he had the the design downfield lateral which rocked early in the game and it does seem like Josh Allen he has I think he's been given the green light yeah so I think Josh Allen I think he's got the green light and I think

he's looking at DJ more and saying to himself like I haven't had somebody that I can just green light it to like this since digs when he was here and he was kind of just spamming it down I feel like if if DJ had a step if he was in even double coverage but maybe he beat one of the two guys he was saying fuck it I'm gonna throw a deep and not even DJ not even just DJ more Dalton kid had his best career game like you know 130 yards he had the best game by a bill's

“tight end since 1967 that's how long it had been since a bill's tight end had that many yards”

yeah no I think the Joe Brady is he I'm not trying to put blame on Sean McDermott but it is different when you're the offensive coordinator you don't get to make all the like you make the calls but there's probably game plan and hey here's how we want to play football and I think the bills are just going to be a lot more aggressive and the Texans yeah I think the tech like those type of games can happen to a defense where it hadn't happened to the Texans defense

it's 2023 that was the most points they've given up in two years but you can get into those type of games every now and then where it's like your defense isn't bad you just got into a game where shit kind of spiraled so I wouldn't be worried if our Texans fan I'd be pumped if our bills fan because they're like that's what you've been looking for for a while where it's like let's take shots let's be aggressive and just try to like Josh Jones like I said he said

it himself like let's score let's score touchdowns in five or six plays instead of 15 mm first win

for the Buffalo bills in Houston since 2006 I believe wow 20 years and won there for a long time

head we love playing here I'm just going to address that head on yeah yeah it is I don't disagree

“with Will Anderson when he says this might be an AFC championship preview I think it very well”

could be yeah it was great and I thought I thought CJ Strad looked okay like he had some bad fumbles but overall I think yeah I think if you're the Houston Texans bummed that you didn't win this game you really want to beat the Buffalo bills you've had their number but to see signs of life like that from the offense it's not the worst loss that you could have no I would say it's one of the better losses of the week though a worst loss would have been if your defense

was dominant but CJ Strad couldn't put up anything and you did basically a repeat of the end

of last year mm that would bum you out a lot more than what you saw where CJ Strad looked like the old CJ Strad it's just the defense I it was weird because they it didn't feel like they were moments where the the Texans were we're getting harassing Josh Allen but they didn't blitz a total like a ton and Josh Allen like if you don't I mean he if he has time he's just

“going to make plays he was make a couple superman plays and he's just he's just he's just playing”

on the quarterback on a different level he had another two touchdown passing two touchdown running game that's his ninth career game with two and at least two and two and two and second place overall in the entire NFL history is devion with four so he's got five more than the second most like that's he's just playing in a different he also was the first quarterback to have a combined 300 touchdowns in his first nine seasons 300 touchdowns a lot of touchdowns that's pretty good and that's really

really good pick it I know you feel the same way as I do but I getting getting the season opening Tex from boom oh yeah to start the years it's just so awesome to get that for he learned how to use emojis yeah which is kind of crazy the thumbs up in the football yep thumbs up in the football and I send him his own picture of no one circles the wagons like the Buffalo Bills yeah and it just I don't know it just feels to me like yes p and Super Bowl maybe this is the year for Josh oh you think

that's maybe this might be the bill is scripting it if I were to write the script I would have boomer interviewing Josh Allen on the field after they win a Super Bowl yeah thinking like like you can you can picture that you close your eyes boomer's probably like sweating through a few shirts can fetty stick into like his armpits yep but the bills win yeah get that big giant as wallet protruding I love it ask rule like nine times I have a question hey why did you make that TV

faster than this TV I did not but you were playing with them I was turning it on okay that's way faster that TV usually way slower yeah so you you made it so it's way faster I did not I can try and fix it

but that TV was always way slower than you were messing with it now it's way faster I was just

turning it on you were messing with it you were I looked I thought you were trying to get them on sink no I just turning it no you're trying to get his faster pft I like where you're going though I mean you can first permit that you look at that TV no I don't I was looking right at that TV because Allen's usually faster well no you could make them the same speed 9% of our conversations week one are about which TV is ahead and what TV is behind and and which game

should be on that TV that's not on that TV pft you're out of the room he was messing with the TVs that TV is usually slower and he made his TV fast so the TV that he's looking at his fast this one can be faster because memes sometimes just he tips his hand no but he reacts on his streams up he he usually says I don't think it means you think memes streams the right one the booth yeah no no we watch that we watch that one this one is we for sure watch that yeah memes has this one ahead sometimes

Hank said that one's usually slower and he was messing with I just look at your guys faces all no you guys normally are faster right this is really dumb no one cares about this but I it was the people need to know well it was bothering me because Hank was messing with it and then I was like wait I'm like three plays behind those three plays yeah it was very very far behind three plays too many plays uh anything else on this game oh hey what do you think about the bills performance

“you scared Josh out I think Josh Allen is gonna for more I saw today it feels like he's playing”

do you agree me like he's playing it at a different level I think it's a very fun offense form to play in yeah I think he's he's like he's reached that moment where he's not thinking ever about anything he just he just he just he knows what to do it's like in the back it's it's so far ingrained in him in this offense and Joe Birdie I think is taking all the stuff it looks to me at least after week one he's taking all the stuff that he liked to do that he was good at earlier

and then just turned that up to eleven so I think he's Josh is probably playing the the most fun brand of football that he's played yeah and he uh he didn't get like remember the Thursday night

game uh last year we got sacked it felt like a million times you only got sacked twice today

so the offensive line which is had a little bit of a turnover uh looks like it held up well

Brady era yeah we yeah yeah yeah yeah I'm scared I mean Josh Allen in his prime they looked

“unbelievable uh they're gonna be the probably the team to beat in the fc I don't I don't know how”

you could come away from that game that game was I mean you guys are absolutely perfect game to start your NFL week one yeah Sunday yes it was just a heavyweight blow for blow battle it was nice that they put that on the noon slate like that could have easily been the Friday night game they could have done Wednesday Thursday Friday you know Sunday night game with the money but they gave us one big one to start the season it felt like that so we went from uh possible

a fc championship preview to week two for the bills possible Super Bowl preview yeah bills lines Thursday lines is gonna be fun opening the new stadium yeah oh that's right yeah yeah that's gonna be a fun one one I have the wins gonna act there that's gonna be a very fun one uh yeah the bills look good Texas I wouldn't worry who do the Texas have next week I wouldn't worry about the Texas all of the Jaguars we'll get to the Jaguars but uh the Texas bangles

Texas bangles will be a great game to uh maybe great defenses yeah yeah you're right uh okay speaking of lines we're playing out Thursday football against the bills the other great game that we had to start the the NFL season lion 31 Saints 30 overtime was not a great game to start it was terrible to watch at the beginning Tyler Schuck our guy was horrendous in the first half

“we also had one of the most confusing calls I think any of us have ever seen yeah in the Jarragoth”

what look like everything you know about football look like a fumble backwards for a Saints touchdown and the Mike Pereira got on on the the call was basically like well he started his throwing motion his intention was to throw it forward so it doesn't count as a backwards pass that this to me this this was the the bear and steam bears effect I like the public I was going crazy I we've watched a lot of football yes and this might be outing myself as a non-true ball watcher but

we've watched so much football over the years I never knew that if you meant to throw the ball

forward right if you got sacked as you were trying your you're very hardest to throw a forward pass that it would count as if you had in fact throwing a forward pass even if the ball goes backwards if if you watch that play in slowmo to me it looked exactly like like an NFL films

“textbook like this is Deacon Jones coming off the edge and this is a textbook sack yes that's”

where it looked like from chase young I I guess that's bitter rule for a while but it's crazy to me like it is you know how to like the bear and steam bears and we think we know something has been a certain way our entire life and then glitching the matrix I guess that's just not a fumble it was it was doubly confusing because not only was it if it was a pass it was a backwards pass and then it was also open hand through the throwing motion which should be a fumble I don't

understand it I don't understand it I don't know what we're forgetting is he was trying his very best flying backwards flying back to the tuck rule like you didn't know existed but it's either a fumble or a pass in both both ways a backwards pass is a fumble that's the thing that makes so sense I guess since he fumble that's he was moving forward it's the dumbest thing ever and there has to be a time that we've got a little America there has to be a time we've seen this play

I feel like we have seen this play before yeah but apparently it's just not a fumble they gaslit all of America and they're like you thought you know new you dumb bitch you don't know the rules to football here's something to get a little more confusing like I I've been trying to teach my my kids the rules to football which by the way I don't know if you guys have tried to explain football to someone either a child or a foreigner yeah god damn it did they make this game

confused it's very it's really hard to explain to someone and and like simple terms you kind of take it for granted that because we've been watching it so long yeah but holy fuck then he's throwing something like this I wouldn't know what to say it's probably just turn off the TV we don't know we don't watch football anymore we don't know the rules Jared golf against the Saints like they're their Saints fans are really this is fucking this fucking guy yeah but it's

not just even Jared golf it's like this is only a rule that would be enforced against the Saints

if it were to hurt the New Orleans Saints it was crazy so either way the the game the the first

half was was a tough watch both offenses look like their quarterback's hadn't played in the preseason which was was the case Tyler Chuck looked terrible uh Jared got like the the lion's offense look kind of clunky the the the lion's defense was was playing well in the first half and uh then

it was basically he had one pass I can't remember I think it was to a lava that like it clicked and

he was like oh yeah I am Tyler Chuck and from that point on he was incredible down the stretch

he scored on five out of the last six drives he ended up with four hundred and ten passing yards I think he's the the leader in in in the NFL right now for passing yards he was he was awesome but they came up short because they went for two in overtime which I actually agree with that you're on the road the lions are probably the better team uh why not go for two and try to end the game right there yeah it was the right call yeah it was a hundred percent the right call to go for it and yeah

just kind of got unlucky but um was it four hundred ten yards four hundred ten yards so he was

“ladder he was the deleting pass to this weekend I believe then yes he is he's leading the NFL”

and um there was uh there was one interception that even his interceptions are kind of kind of crispy

oh he looks so bad in the first half that laser that he threw to the linebacker that was a tough

catch and I think any other quarterback throws up all uh it bounces off the linebacker's hands but because the spirals so so good it's stuck in the linebacker's hands it wasn't just like he looked bad but the whole offense looked bad there was multiple times I I feel like just remembering the game that there would be like a receiver just not turning around and another shock throwing it is back or something like that we're all the timing was off and then it just flipped and they

just came alive and the lions defense got a little gased and and it became a shootout out of nowhere and it was awesome to watch and for the lions we I know that we talk about him being the best running back in the NFL because he is but I feel like somehow Jamir Gibbs is still underrated because he's so every single time he touches the ball it's like you know anything could happen he's just break he broke 12 he he forced 12 missed tackles today he had 186 yards from

skirmish two touchdowns he had 36 total touches and he now has 51 touchdowns in 50 career games it's he's just electric to watch dang every time he touches the ball you're like oh my god what's going to happen he's going to break this you know how like you say ride the hot hand dang he ever was just like yeah Gibbs is he is our hot hand yeah he's our hand so we're just going to keep thin ball and why not why not do that and just spam Gibbs until until somebody can stop it

“yep I think this you know what I'm I hate to do this in just the second game”

I think this was the best loss the week oh I think for the Saints I'm going to they jump the Texans on this okay I think this is the best loss of the week number two right now would be the Houston Texas because they yeah they look bad in the first half shook looked awesome in the second half the offense looked good in the second half and Chris Alave's Guardian cap just keeps getting bigger yeah and bigger and but it also we said it in the cave it's the best looking Guardian cap in the

league it's got yeah it's gold it's like a real nice gold it's got all the undulations in it you can see it kind of looks like a I transformer I think all of the Guardian caps are better this year I also saw there was a really good looking Guardian cap in the Chargers game as well oh really I think they freshened up they made the the Guardian caps look better because they do it did it was noticeably better Chris Alave was awesome in this game yeah ten ten catches 1802 yards and he is one of those

guys that I mean I have no problem with anyone wearing a Guardian cap but he's one of those guys I'm happy he's wearing a Guardian cap because he like any time he goes down you're like oh no did he hit his head again and he doesn't want to watch him play football he is also the slowest

“guy to get up after every play yes like if he does fall down you have to think oh my god I hope he's all right”

I had just had a dumb thought why doesn't every defensive player wear a Guardian cap you could get like an additional half inch on the size of your helmet that might get in the way

true hit a ball true yeah every inch matters right it's a game of inches I always say that yeah

it's oh yeah there's our better Guardian caps are better this year alright that's is that this year is that last year yeah that has to be left or is this preseason must have been preseason I think they that was preseason okay yeah okay they look nicer yeah do you buy Dan Campbell saying I'm not concerned about the defense we have tightened some stuff up because they did the Saints were able to kind of have their way within the last quarter and a half I do not buy that I think he is concerned

and I think they just restructured some contracts I think they're going to try to sign or trade for for someone yeah I don't think you get prohibant branch back eventually so that would help but yeah yeah I mean Brian branch Wendy's playing and Wendy's healthy is one of the best defensive backs in the entire NFL so that's going to be huge but I do think that there I don't think that this starting lineup is going to be the starting lineup for the lions and say a month or a month

and yeah I think they'll make it a edition this is a fun game to watch Tyler Shock he's just got to start faster because it really was they they did kind of just get into a hot I mean they were

caught fire and that's kind of what he's done the end of last year just can you do it for four

“quarters who was who was in the booth making that that call on the phone was that big sand squad”

that was oh I don't know who was in the booth will per error was the one on the on the mice selling it to America he was he was gaslight and he's I you know what it's reach the point where I've read the rulebook down I think they just changed the rulebook today I think after that call somebody logged online yeah they didn't even give us the the like courtesy of of the hey this is a point of emphasis any ball thrown backwards is not going to be a fun boy anymore yeah

who would have watched for it in the hallfame game this is ridiculous I said I did deal with the gaslight no didn't anybody in the booth know that no it was the most clear fumble ever we watched before like we watched the replay that we didn't have the sound on that and then you know watching other game turned back on it was like how do the lions have the ball that like where where the

“touch out go I don't care what they say I don't care what they say that's that's what I agree so you think”

Saints win you're are you awarding the Saints win yeah Chuck Chuck one that game okay so who gets the game balls Chuck they're eight of them remember it's a lot of it yeah yeah yeah the referees for getting the call right that in your mind they're packing up running back to score to touch down we really need uh we need to score no fan no fan on his seat out of no people forget yeah we miss that name like HN yeah he will know no no tender Henry Miller yeah

is it the should should deserve it that was another thing I forgot today what I forgot that his name pronunciation is now HN well so we can't have you remember when Hank Flores I know I remember because there was a boy in the cake today where I was like we're not watching the dolphins game why are we rooting for HN score yeah well I do kind of blame Hank because Hank he picked

“HN to score in our group part of the time about that Hank we had seven I'm not sure and I blame him”

because I don't blame you for picking him so I blame you for picking him and then miss pronouncing his name the entire time I feel like that was bad I was calling him HN the whole time not at the start Stephen Chay was not but he you know his brain's gone yeah I mean listen he had his chances that they're back up score touch down from like the one there line that's just how football grows sometimes and the last like it was the packer so it didn't matter yeah yeah you can't have thrown

Rico into the bus without one I didn't tell you then okay oh also I'm on rise awesome he's just

that he's a he's the most dependable like we need a first down we need a big catch guy maybe in the

week where you're just like okay we'll just go to a monron he's that type of guy the way that that he run it when they hit him close to the line of scrimmage from that point on he kind of runs like he's a tight end yeah and he will just run people over and he's usually smaller than some of the guy like the linebackers they're taking down but if you get him the ball and like a tunnel screen he will break three tackles if if you need six yards he will get you seven yards and not only that

but if you're if you're sitting if the lines are sitting it like a third and six you just know that he's going to get open on like a slant or some type of route of like that will get him exactly

seven yards to get that first down yeah it's crazy and he ended up scoring the touchdown in over time

well yeah it was a game winning touchdown even though we went to a two-point conversion do you think they should have done two-point conversion in regulation nah there's too much time there's like a minute left go over time got to go to got to go over time there the new over shout new over time rules and then they're not new new but like it is nice I do need to see I do like it the whole thing yeah all right next up

bangles 33 bucks twenty seven if I told you Zack on Friday that the template buckiniers would not punt in this game and Jamar Chase would catch two balls for twelve yards what would you have said the final score would be and a pick six and a pick six I would say that we would win in great fashion yeah unbelievable fashion unfortunately not the case four fumbles negated all that because the bangles have a defense now yeah it was a whole game came just down to turnovers

four fumbles twenty four points off of those fumbles like that's an uphill battle for any for any team yeah it almost seemed like the bangles defense was outpacing their offense like for for anybody that's in that locker one defense upside today must have felt like such a great oh yeah great moment where you you hit the locker room after the game you're like hey try to keep up Joe they give up toy guys we got your little bro if the bangles defense can

but twenty points against a very good offense in the template buckiniers the bangles are going

“to be a scary scary team and it's hard to like you want to be more frustrated about the like”

ball security today but the flip side of that is like bigger extending a lot of plays is how we get point sometimes so like we're taking those races also like a highlight of the team so I kind of agree with that you can't yes obviously the fumbles are bad and you don't want them and there was the one where he's going in but a big part of your offense is baker being able to

keep plays alive and and kind of like never giving up and and being a tough mother fucker so

yes sometimes these games will happen but I came away from this game being like watch out for the bangles because like I said Jamar Chase was two catches for twelve yards and the bangles defense had four sacks six cubi hits four so four fumbles they they would they just played better than they have I guess they played a little bit better at the end of last year but they look like they are real unit and on top of that the bangles offensive line played well like the the top bulls

blitz a decent amount and and they they held up jobaro set it in the post game like they did a good job and they won that battle and they were able to run the ball jobaro's under center more jobaro ran the ball like he said it before the season he's going to use his legs more it felt like the bangles that was like a complete bangles victory especially early in the season

“that we haven't seen no long time yeah I think they finally got the message that we like these”

games in September have to be treated like desperation yeah because if you don't stack these and they're very fucked down the road but um baker the the plays were baker was getting drilled on he was doing a good job extending and then just kind of let the guard down and I think he got he got ragdolled worse than any quarterback that I saw this week yeah there were a couple of times where he just no awareness of well the there the clock should be going on at some point and baker said

Kyler Kyler yeah but Kyler I not just that wasn't a rag not so ragdolling that was just a ragdoll not to victim blame but no we can we can get the Kyler yeah a little bit later but yeah baker you got to have a clock yeah grab no clock yeah he said after two he said this one falls on me I think they had 17 points off my turnovers and it turns out to be a one score game and it it did feel like they were they were going to get back in the game but the the

Bengals did a good enough job I mean I was just in print like it feels like most Bengals games that we've watched in the last few years have been kind of the same script of like shoot out

big play after big play bad defense but the Bengals can always answer because they have those big

play that big play ability the the Bengals say what what did Mike Gaseki end up happening because it felt like Joe Burrow was under center taking the taking the things that the defense gave him like methodical drives Kaseki had five catches 78 yards right touch down and that was I mean and I think Drew sample had a few catches too so like I count those as the same guy three resistance for Drew yeah but that's definitely one of those tight end pairings where it's like

that should just be it should just be Mike sample yeah I think that you know same thing about knocks and cancade yeah adult and shots the entire ram's uh tight end all the all one guy that

“actually should be why don't we do that fantasy how can we combine their three names you should just”

draft tight ends who tight end like the entire team's tight ends in fantasy that'd be sick why don't see why don't we do that hate be in park and so they're there are identical twins right convinced of it yeah so I count those guys same so he so he was hitting his tight end he he he had uh eight completions to its tight end for almost 100 yards yeah and uh Mike Fiererson was drilling them today I think he had two field

goals over 50 yards uh great great week one win for the Bengals Hank are you scared of the Bengals Bengals are good yeah okay scared is not like they're formidable opponents they they they yeah that's what I feel like today was like a weird like they have see kind of got its groove the bills the bills are the team like it's it's they looked really good and Josh Allen's in his prime and they're you know they've been there they're knocking the door they are the team that

you know should be the team to be can I give you another team sure Raven's 41 Colts 23

yeah cause the Raven's offense safe flowers had 150 yards he didn't play the the entire second half

yeah hit 150 yards and when all the hamster which actually is a big deal because they think they they lost their first and third wide receiver which is just very Ravens to be like look how sick our offenses we have Declan Doyle and new Jesse mentors here things have changed oh yeah now we are just gonna go back to not have any wide receivers yeah it was a a great

to see and for a new offensive play caller not forgetting about Derek Henry like let's get started still has Derek Henry still got it it's insane he's 32 years old the running back should not be this good at 32 years old he's played 10 years in the NFL is a running back and like seven of those

“years have been massive amounts of carries he is I think it was a 56 hundred yard game it was his”

I know that he broke an NFL record it was his 26 hundred yard game with multiple touchdowns yeah NFL record yeah 26 times he said at least a hundred yards and multiple touchdowns that's stupid I mean he's just I don't understand how he is he's just a complete anomaly into what we know about running backs and and how it's like oh you know you got to get them early because they only

once they get the miles on them once they get to their second contract Derek Henry he's 32 years old

yes so he's got 125 career rushing touchdowns so he passed mark a sound today third all time and he's behind image Smith and L.T. he's I mean he's well do we have this debate the other day that like he could be I guess though I guess there's other running back but like he's gonna be one of the last running backs that's gonna go into like Hallfame for running backs it's gonna get very difficult so yeah yeah I mean you would have to have a like a running back that maybe was

sticking around on a dynasty for a while or yeah like a trail Davis where it's like his peak for four years yeah maybe Seek Juan will we'll qualify for that but running backs don't have long enough careers anymore besides Henry the running backs I would think would have a chance might be Christian McAfrey yeah but again that's like a lot of cancels in the mountains yeah if the lions yeah if they continue on this path then maybe Jamir Gibbs but Derek Henry

“see he's he's one last incredible yeah also this is another team so I think this is just a trend”

now and we've talked to a lot of our football guests that know football better than us I think we're lost he's a big a big guy with I think Nate Tyson said this stresses a lot but quarterback's going under center Lamar was under center more than he's ever been in his career in this game 67% so that's probably Declan Doyle imprint you know being like Disney team we're gonna run things differently and it changes how teams can defend you because you could

do a lot of stuff under center so Joe Burrow and Lamar under center more than usual yeah is Declan Doyle the the coordinator whose name sounds most like a bar owners yeah definitely yeah yeah he's about someone down in Declan Doyle yeah yeah he's got a red nose yeah he wears he wears a scallicat he's got like the pock marks on his face and Steclyn Doyle he's a fucking great guy yeah like a flame tattoo coming out of sleeve he's a great guy yeah drives a motorcycle didn't go to Notre Dame

but leads for the Irish if you know that yep all right there is a there is a bar owner named Declan Doyle owns doyles of college street in Dublin Ireland parfait series I mean there's got to be a shitload of Declan Doyle's Ireland yeah Declan Doyle which yeah you all call oils of college Mike's been famous yeah owned and run by what time is it Ireland right now max don't don't Declan Doyle got like two DUIs but not technically convicted of either

I don't think they do DUIs in Ireland ages had to volunteer I'm I'm saying like yeah the generic Declan yeah yeah like gave up his keys to the judge and say just let's boys will be boys I'll stop

but you can have my keys yeah Declan Doyle 345M get my ring yeah hey congrats on your first game

Declan there got tomorrow under center love that it's pro style stuff from the kid shout out teclans and old town are one of our favorite parts yeah but yeah the ravens I don't know who they're gonna have be wide receiver if they fly or ask them his time as for the cults that's got to be one of the worst losses uh today not because you know you expected the ravens are really good you might

“lose but their defense looked got absolutely gashed and Danny times looks rusty I guess you should”

give them so we should give them some time but he did not look great yeah they just look the final score is a lot closer than this game was yeah 41 23 is not indicative of to what this game

felt like and how how quickly like I think the cult scored first even and then how quickly the

ravens were in control of this game and dominated this game if you look at all the nerd stats out there Daniel Jones ranked towards the bottom of the league this week he wasn't good no no he yeah he looked rusty which I guess you know he he is coming back from did he I have officially

they called it something else he had like a sprained ankle and maybe a fibula all the broken

Achilles yeah so he broke that then is his season kind of fell off a little bit and then he pop the Achilles that's right he tried to play with the broken leg yeah yeah that I remember now because we all were like how do you play with the broken fibula that sounds very serious I that was one thing today and I know that this is not stating anything uh like that isn't very obvious but the the amount of hit like the the violence of the hits the NFL versus college football

“is so different and I think I said out loud during the gambling cave today I was just like playing”

the NFL must hurt so much like so much it just hurts hard crash it's got to just hurt so bad I mean playing high school football hurt like you wake up the next day feeling like you got

run over by a truck in high school yeah watching NFL and like it's it's routine hits it's

routine like oh that guy just got slammed to the earth and now he's up and he's walking around and he's got to you know play another down you notice thinking about forget about the implications of whether or not the the fake turf is worse for ligament injuries and and all that shit do you think it just sucks more to play on the fake turf because in the morning you wake up and you've got burns yeah like your elbows and your knees yeah we like take a shower and you're like this

sucks that hurts definitely that might be picking the little rubber like black rubber balls out of your skin and yeah suck beyond belief it is kind of crazy that Daniel Joe's playing quarterback right now yeah like we do lose sight of that sometimes is you have an Achilles injury and that

“used to be like minimum full year yeah that's what I've never year and a half about about kiddo and”

kiddo if that the kiddo was was out there in Australia playing and just let's see decoding human fractured risk so Jacobi Lane will be out that's the water see for three a few weeks yeah so I don't know what it feels like the ravens are right exactly back to where they started where

it's like hey zafel ours incredible game oh yeah now we don't have water seevers again yeah

it just it just sucks for them uh train Hendrickson was was pretty good today the pressure rate with him on the field was 59% without him on the field it was 20% okay so the ravens are probably pretty happy still that they they got cold feet on the max graspy situation yeah I would say so and yeah I think the cults probably have what if we had to maybe we'll do it at the end like who had the worst loss but I think the cults are up there yeah because it was an ass kicking

and because at home at home and it's like yeah if you lose this game to the ravens and you look

“okay you can live with it but it was they it was the third most uh points they let up”

and an opener in the Indianapolis era they allowed 506 yards which is the most in the era in Indianapolis and they lost by 18 which was six worst worst defeat in their home opener so not good bombs over Baghdad bombs over Baghdad not the outcast saw the the war the the innocent lives lost yep is what we're talking um totally different uh okay should take a break and we'll go to uh the rest of the early slate uh it is brought to you by our friends at draft kings

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“Panthers thirty seven because i think you should overreact to it that was fucking insane that was”

insane i don't know that it's possible to overreact to how good the offense looked the bears scored uh two touchdowns in the first quarter for the first time since nineteen eighty eight

nineteen eighty eight was the last time it scored two touchdowns in the first quarter

Caleb Williams that's honestly crazy that's crazy that's great like you would think there be a game that just lucky into two touchdowns two offensive touchdowns in the first quarter yeah Caleb Williams in his rookie season in 2024 uh the bears in it it took till their fourth game of the season for the bears to reach fifty nine points they did it in four quarters today uh it was I mean everything worked everything worked and it was insane to watch like

Caleb Williams the the throw he made to Cole Comet was erotic the throw he made when he was going across his body and absolutely laser down the field cleave Raymond looked awesome as like his security blanket the run game there was two hundred ninety one yards rushing Caleb had had sixty

yards two touchdowns manan guy had hundred yards a touchdown and the Andre Swift who looked incredible

just got paid hundred twenty four yards three touchdowns it was awesome watch defense different story offense though Ben Johnson said we're trying to break the record and so far obviously small sample size one game good start on pace to break the record on good start to get four thousand yards passing from Caleb the mustaches is a nice addition my only red flag with that is like what took

“him so long well I think that is is a great look on Caleb I think he lost in the offseason he”

he like lost ten to fifteen pounds and in like gains a muscle that's like if I ever whenever I go to just mustaches it means that I got on the scale and I've lost like ten pounds because that is a good move when you when you when you've cleaned up a little the first thing you want to show off is like check out this chin I got yeah the lower you get the face if it's swollen you can't go mustaches correct you got it you got to go beard but when I saw the mustache I thought to myself this now

this is a guy that is going to absolutely lighten up for the bear said if you have a mustache and you play quarterback for the bear's I can't emphasize enough how strong of a fit that's got the aura yes yeah it was just it was insane to watch he was he just looks so calm yes I know it's the Panthers so the Panthers they're not they're not the best team I'd say that that's fair they did they were in the playoffs last year I remember they kind of they they gave the Rams a game

in that playoff game but I'm not going to pretend that the Panthers are the Texans are the Seahawks defensively there is there is some people I did go on a little bit of a retweet spree after the game there was a guy who's a Panthers fan the foreman rush he said before the game today's belt day for the Chicago Bears the entire state of Illinois the city of Hammond and Bears FC worldwide is an absolute fear right now no more hiding behind a fluke 2020 25 season

that was inflated by a cupcake schedule you got to see us now in this beat down will be brutal there's your last chance to delete your weak trash talk post before the beat down at the bank how many places are called the bank there's a lot there's a lot of banks but it was a it was a belt game it was a belt game it was a belt game he should he should have to throw away all of his belts yeah and it was like other than I mean yes the Luther Burden fumble to start I was like oh shit that

wasn't great but just just total command the offense looked great the fourth and one I know

“people were put the people probably pissed about that weird at the moment but I think that Ben Johnson”

is going to do what he wants to do like you you can't you obviously can criticize anything but I I'm of the belief like if you're going to buy into the Ben Johnson way of thinking you just got to be like do whatever and I'm gonna back you and I think I'm there with them the thing is with Ben Johnson unlike a lot of other coaches he has a reason for everything that he does correct he would love to look if you were to ask him why he did something he will have an explanation for

reason that makes sense in his own brain why doesn't whereas a lot a lot of other coaches kind of

“do things based on vibes or right this is what I think I'm supposed to do so you yeah you you will”

live and die with a coach that says you know I'll back up what I say there's a there's a reason why I'm doing everything out here and the the offense was pretty much you can't ask for a better debut yeah and I am there with Ben Johnson where like I will I will hand over all free will and thought and just give it to them and be like whatever you say I will just say I will just do whatever you do whatever you decide I will say yes that was the correct decision did you toss him the keys

yeah all the keys are the keys are long gone keys are in his hands I'm hiding in the back seat of his car so I can be like hey please take me home with you that's where I'm at with Ben Johnson he was it was and guess what the other crazy thing and I I'm not going to say that Ben Johnson did this on purpose because that would be very silly and like ridiculous but Colson Love and had zero catches he's the best skill player the bears have he had zero catches he let the

“bears in receiving yards last year he had zero catch he had two targets Caleb actually one of his”

misses today was to Colson Love and he threw it behind him I there Ben Johnson is so crazy he's like I'm going to score 59 points and we're not going to use Colson Love and just to let everyone know like when we do use them then it's on I still got one yeah I'm holding a card back just just in case the defense does look like it's a problem oh yeah that's gonna be an issue and we don't know how good the Panthers are Coca-Cola look awesome yeah no we may break young look pretty comfortable

I do like watching Tet I like watching Coca-Cola play so they've got a couple pieces but I don't think that their offense you would call it you don't expect them to be in the top 10 league no I went into this game being like if the Panthers have their way with the bears defensive it could be a really long season for the bears defense I just didn't think the offense was going to be this explosive and Caleb like just the way he he processes now he looks so comfortable in the offense

and the way he moves in the pocket and keeps plays alive and I mean his running I mean that I saw

“that he has like the fastest quarterback runs I think he's got I can't remember what's that I still”

don't know how they do the miles per hour I like in terms of on on field stuff or a giant shot score giant's look good that's such a bomb these things are you're talking about the the chip in the shoulder pads is that what it is is that how they think out there's a chip there's a chip somewhere fastest runs by a QB in 2025 2026 seasons the the top four are all kill blibs he reached 21 over 20 miles an hour basically every time he like really lets loose and goes and he did that

with that 30 yard rushing touchdown where he was reading the whole field no one was open he's like fucking I'll just go hmm yeah I mean the pit the defense can be a problem I at the end of

and I can I'm never going to be able to say his name looks good he was kind of all over the field but it

was one of those situations where you're always a little nervous when your safety is has to make a bunch of tackles and is in a bunch of plays and you're like what where's where's where the other dudes yeah where's defensive line where's the linebackers but I can't there's I can't complain about anything today because that was so much fun the 59 points is so many points it's so many points it's so many points and they and that was I they weren't really running any plays with like six minutes

left like they could have gone 60 if they wanted to but a 50 burger it's it's a credible it's absolutely incredible and oh I have one other three that I just wanted to read this from title town talk so it's a packer fan he said Bryce Young is significantly better than Caleb Williams he's taking complete control of the game the difference in their game is night and day I bet the bears wish they could swap cubies I wonder when this was tweet a one thirteen so it's probably like

version of the second no it's probably like early second quarter oh one thirteen yeah one thirteen

yeah yeah okay yeah so it's early second quarter Bryce Young is taking complete control of the game yeah I don't know about that I actually don't think there's ever a point in that game where that tweet was appropriate no they I mean Bryce Young had a couple of nice tries but it wasn't like the bears weren't answering yeah yeah okay anything else on this game it's fun fun watch I've no idea what the the NFC South sucks that's my my final comment on this went on for this week

oh and for again you you lose this game if you're the Panthers and you're still in the driver seat yeah oh I had one last stat this is just a Ben Johnson stat this is why I give away my entire body I wonder if I could sign that away would that be weird if I was like if I went I know I have a will because I know I went and like did that hold the process but what if I changed the will to be like Ben Johnson gets to decide if I live or die from like yeah you can do that

you can assume specific yes specific play call stone they call them up well no she's like yeah if he ever gets in a coma like don't ask my wife don't ask my kids ask Ben Johnson just but in

decision we had to make as a football team the games with 250 yards rushing since the start of 2025 the 31 teams not named Chicago Bears have four the Bears have three so they have three games with 250 plus yards rushing that that's like the you think like offensive guru is gonna pat he's still wants to be a physical team that establishes the run and and demolishes you and the the combo of deandry swift and common on guy where swift was so effective and then you see him and on guy

come when when the defense is like completely gased monunga comes in he's just an absolute hammer and like impossible bring down it's hell of a combo so run the ball be physical score a lot of points yeah I would say that this is this is one of if not the best win the week yeah just gotta

“get that defense maybe to like the 20th best defense would be I'd be cool with that I think it's”

gonna be a problem we're gonna be in shootouts pretty much every we hit the over twice in this game there's a perfectly average loss for the K-line of Panthers yeah although their defense got yeah I mean that was a lot of yards it was a tie it wasn't really a lot of yards okay next up

this is basically the exact opposite game Steelers 20 Falcons 13 where offense was pretty tough to

come by for both teams different for different reasons Cooper Rush was a quarterback for the Falcons that would be the explanation didn't play that bad though didn't play that bad but you know he wasn't like the be John Bajon excuse me had 65% of their total yards he had 173 yards himself Cooper Rush certainly didn't play well no he did not play what I mean on the on the sliding scale of how well you think Cooper Rush is gonna play on the sliding scale of pretty bad I'm

“the guy got like it was max if you're talking in you had a 52 quarterback rating if you're”

just like Rush compared to every starting quarterback in league but that's not what's on the third shortback third string quarterback barely got any really miss this game is two field goals and had a pick six obviously I had them in the hunger dog so I was like walked in on this game but like he I'm sorry that you're locked in on this game he was like they were in this game and

the pick six was bad TJ while made an incredible play their field goal kicker miss two like

makeable field goals it was a winnable game Nick folk who actually looks like he's a hundred years old he's older than he has to get one years ahead of them out of the league turns four get to know I know that he actually statistically was how it is to a trotist he was not a bad kicker the last few years there has to be someone younger than 42 years old who can kick a football is not when he misses a field goal and they show hit like cut to him with his stupid

helmet like that looks like he's playing in 1960 like I want to pewds and this has come to know the guy in Henry Lockwood who he can kick a field goal when his foot isn't dead yeah

“but you know what like I think that there's room in the league for kickers that look like absolute”

fat dorks hmm I'm sick of seeing jacked up kickers and they got the big biceps and they they choose cool helmets and tattoos and shit like I I kind of like seeing a kicker that just looks like a fat pudgy white dork they make kicks yeah yeah that's that's um now Nick folk did stink today

oh you're wrong but I just want to rewind for a second one thing I'm not going to allow this podcast to

become is a Cooper Rush bashing podcast I'm not okay no he was good Nick folk was like it like it he is good enough to still be in the league but it you just cannot tell me that a guy who's gonna be he was older than us is the best option I just don't understand it again yeah he was he was good enough last year he was he was he was pretty damn good he was 28 for 29 last year 21 for 22 the year I guess that's the answer 29 for 30 the year before that like yeah

it's three field goals last three years he missed two today mm-hmm that hurt what's young way Koo doing I'm not reading this right probably not no what are you trying to read numbers he is numbers are hard no yeah that wasn't a I'm right I'm right fuck off usually when you see eight you think it's something different but this means a number yeah he was seven for eight from fifty or uh I don't fucking know all right you want to stay

that was right I was right I was right do you guys want to stat uh that I don't understand whatsoever but it's one of those ones you ever see someone tweet something and you don't know what they're quantifying or how they're explaining this but it just looks really bad and you're like holding up bad so um there's a database summer sports data set that has one thousand

expected uh what is it expected point average what is EPA let's figure that out first max

help us out what does it mean environmental protection agency yep that's exactly right okay EPA just means good stuff expected points added yes it's basically how to quantify how your offense is moving even like instead of just points it's like hey how how are you moving down to down so out of the one thousand uh one thousand nine and ninety seven games this was the one thousand and sixty ninth uh worst game in terms of EPA for both teams yes yeah combined so

it was an ask that so maybe Cooper Rush didn't play that well this game was giant ass in other words yes uh the this dealer's offense does not look much different from what we've seen the last I don't know 10 years I will say if DK Meckham could catch a ball it might have

looked a little different or also not push off they did throw a few passes and a few routes

that I've not seen out of the Steelers wide receivers and he should have caught a couple there were couple that he probably should have grabbed uh two busy thinking about ice shelves but it was it was a slightly different tweak to the same formula that we've seen from the Steelers and yeah

“if they don't have Nick folk missing those kicks it might end up differently you have to beat Cooper”

Rush worse than this now that being said do we think that Cooper Rush actually played worse than two award of uh no actually I think he probably played better yeah because the Steelers I mean in very Steelers fashion they're they're very consistently the same team every year and it was like oh yeah TJ Watson absolute demon two sacks the pick six that ended the game Cam Hayward felt like he swatted like eight balls down Alex Highsmith had two sacks

their defense is still really really good it's just their offense is what we expect and it's not like great stuff one thing that that you missed about TJ that I picked up on because I said next to Jersey Jerry for these games TJ has got a new muscle this year yeah did you see that yeah he said yeah in his arms yeah he worked out extra hard and I guess unlocked a new muscle in his form yeah his form so it's like completely different player new weapon that's so sick

which is pretty incredible for a guy that's been that's had such a great career but yeah new muscle

and new muscle the the Steelers by the way are so uh which I I know that we just talked about the bears and it had been since 1988 they scored two two touchdowns in the first quarter the Steelers have now gone 68 straight regular season games without scoring more than seven first quarter points that's that's even a touchdown in a field goal yeah 68 regular season games it's a lot of the same team good from a car thing though good from a car thing when it's

first game as Steelers coach does he look skinnier is he just wearing black he's wearing black in his tailor he's uh he's been out of the sun okay I thought he looked skinny yeah I thought you're joking oh no he looks he looks slim dude he looks really good you didn't think he looks slim no I thought he had just a great I thought I thought he looks I thought it was like a ha ha no he looks

“he looks more like a calm fatty is yeah no I think he maybe again it maybe it's just the”

fact that he's wearing black now but he looks yeah look I think it's so in his face and uh he looks skinny dude yeah what's that that's he looks good he should do the kill moves he should probably shave his beard and let us all see his job that's a skinny guy I also know what to say hey during the games the cameras didn't zoom in because in Dallas they would zoom in they would fit his face to like touch every side of the screen yeah just like the screen would be

nothing but Mike McCarthy's face and jowls yeah the the cameraman maintained a respectful distance today I think I think he looks pretty damn good also after the game Aaron Rogers gave Mike McCarthy a game ball which oh I didn't know that did he eat it I guess Aaron Rogers is just like in charge of he's the coach of the team I guess he's been there longer than Mike McCarthy's a good job Mike welcome aboard to my team was that the whole problem with with

with Rogers and Tomlo and he's like I can't be I can't give Game Balls because Tomlo's been here longer than me that might have been it yeah I might have but it had we should say Darnell uh washed in put a man through the earth that was one of the most violent stiff arms ever he is so scary of a human being when he gets like when he catches the ball it has even a little like five yards of space where he can get a little bit of speed going

“it's crazy and the thing is I think he looks smaller yeah I think there are no Washington”

looks a little bit smaller than it did last year maybe by the end of the season he'll get back up there but he looks faster yeah he's just the biggest guy in the NFL that was such a violent

field after that and be like hey guys I'm ready to play that guy needs to call in sick for a wonder when they do when they watch the film he's supposed to shame and call in sick

“after the charges lost to the Cardinals oh yeah that's right Shane did that you should be”

allowed to use a lasso to tackle him I think that's fair because like you can't bring him down man to man yeah I don't even actually I think he's so big I don't even think you could hit dropper no you just be you just you can't just hop on the backpack pack he's like CT when he backpacked Johnny bananas yeah he kind of looks like that when he's running down the field it's crazy to watch all right so do we think the Steelers are any different than they've ever been

I think a little bit different what Aaron Rodgers doing my property skinny oh yeah he's skinny Aaron Rodgers doing podcast before games which I like yep he's got his own platform yep

uh I guess not his own but his teammates platform he finally could say what he's thinking that's actually

like underrated good teammate move on Aaron Rodgers going on your teammates podcast yeah instead of a national platform so I get your buddies and views we need to get him on big bends oh Brandon Aubrey just missed an extra point ready to Aubrey just go for two yeah should go for two there is the math that is the math now they have to go for two um I also lied but the cowboys over 20 and a half that stinks I just realized that yeah that stinks that absolutely stinks that's

still at the over there Hank who's lies anywhere you're playing the Steelers next weekend I know how Jerry yeah yeah I know too is it where's the game in doing good that's going to be the Patriots minus three and a half five and a half oh Jerry said it was wildly disrespectful

I kind of agree I don't the Steelers are the same team they've always been which doesn't mean

they can't be like a decent team because their defense again is very good and the Patriots are desperate now that's true they always lost Cooper on show like right the five and a half I'm still I'm still I'm still I'm still down and just you know not feeling great after last week so it seems crazy to be such heavy favorites but it was a banner night

“yeah it was hostile environment 12 I think the desperation factor definitely plays in here where”

the Patriots need to win this game so I would think I don't know I just I just so I didn't see anything from the Steelers I was like wow that team is they're they're really different than what we've

always seen from the Steelers is the more I think about it I think the team is as tedious it's hard

to say because it's the Falcons but shouldn't they have beaten the Falcons way but they never be teams like they they're they never win games that they're supposed to win handle yeah well it's last time the Steelers won a game like 37 to 3 or 37 to 7 let's see I can't remember one off the top my head I I think they beat them in the Bengals after they lost to the Bengals like they beat the Patriots last year yeah oh yeah they beat the Bengals 34 12 last year okay with Mason Rudolph huh

it's Rudolph you be one hmm yeah yeah you're right they they don't they don't normally even with Cooper Rush playing and in Bishop and I feel bad for Bishop I guess that would be the one takeaway if you're the Falcons like you did stay in this game and if Michael Panics can come back maybe it looks a little different and everyone in the NFC South did lose today yeah it's the thing it's a good thing yeah this is no um everybody had the same

loss above replacement this week yes yes okay next game memes you ready just 23 Titans 10 absolute beat down by the jets memes those let's stress for a day of watching football this guy the jets go go in a Nashville and play a

“lifeless that's what the reporters are saying after the game and you love a lifeless Titans team”

it was fun you beat the shit out of them scored one touchdown the games over the Titans had the longest play from skimmers was 14 yards they can't do anything they're the exact same team is last year not to overreact but they looked just off they're not just the same team they did the hypothetical if you combine the jets and giants which they did yeah you would just end up losing to the jets there would just still be the same yeah yeah uh they did change one

the uniforms look better you could buy the jets the jets you just lose to the jets

they did look better and like it was an easier screen to look at yeah is what I'm saying you made

it it was pleasing to the eye to see that baby blue but memes this was just an absolute shit pumping that you gave them jino look great jino

“3,612 days I believe since his previous start with the New York jets yeah he's back”

the the rushing attack looked really good oh brisola toss brisol bralin and then it was just I I want camward to be better than he is because he seems like he's I like his quotes he seems like he's locked in he's a good story I don't know if he's going to be the guy or not I want him to be but every week I feel like I get further and further from thinking that he is yeah the uh it it it does not look any different

it looks actually almost weirdly worse because the jets dominated him that bad memes that was the most you have the jets of outgain and opponent in a week one game since 2016 2014 that goes with jino

so now you guys are back yeah that could be one of those things that if he never got

“punch in the face he probably still could be the quarterback I think you also won like week one”

that year and then lost like seven and a row yeah that sounds right to yeah but yeah that you and you had also all your rookie like sedic score to touchdown Cooper had a nice nice play David Bailey had a sack it's like everybody's coming up jets memes your winner yeah oh my oh my Cooper's first catch and run I thought he was going to turn to the greatest receiver ever fortunately they get her the offense line looked pretty good too offense offensive line they just

game all the all day to throw jino said I don't think I got touch once all day that's pretty good yeah no jino was slinging it guys were just wide open and they and credit to Aaron Glenn they just stuck to the game plan so right now the giants are winning they're up 28 to 23 minutes 42 seconds left in the fourth yep with the jets winning if this score holds I believe the last time both teams won in week one was 2009 that's a long time yeah that's a long as time I remember

22 that they won on the same week a lot but now we yeah I don't know about week one yeah yeah but memes this is between this and the next I mean congratulations he's got just a different just completely he hangs in on that couch right now because he's a cuck and and New York is just all right do you feel it coming off memes he's a different guy yeah I'm happy for him me too he's just a he's a cheery guy he's a different guy you're not happy for he he he congratulated

everybody he we walk back to the desk he's like congrats max congrats Cole now I didn't say congrats max wasn't sitting back there I said congrats with Colton Colton's out and he was just yeah it was the Cardinals I have a question I was like that was an upset win the Jets were supposed to win that game I had the I bet I the Jets and Giants were in the hunger dog I was I was thrown New York this weekend it's Cooper Rush fuck you yeah but I don't know the fucking Nick folk yeah 42 year old kicker

are the Titans Cooper Rush but good are the Titans are most depressed Cooper Rush did not play play fine for Cooper Rush are the Titans are most depressed fanbase right

now currently yeah because I like yeah without a doubt and I know the Browns obviously are always

in the conversation but hear me out hear me out and we'll get to Browns game I don't I'm not

“saying that Browns fans don't want to win I do take the one win but I think because of the history”

of the Browns they're depression is almost like a personality trait that it's not like how do we get here they're almost like this is where we always lose or sit yeah right well no they will not lose or sit yeah they're depressed because they're football team but it's like you know a lot of artists have huge amounts of depression struggle and they still go out there and make like great music for example but that's kind of the Browns fanbase also the Browns fanbase

they're more angry and pissed off they're like they're feeling something right I think the Titans they're fanbase might be so depressed that they're just kind of like they're stuck in that they're just numb and they're like well this sucks I don't feel anything and they're almost they're they're owners almost like like an absentee parent who's like trying to buy them away with new gifts and shit like hey here are some new uniforms oh new stadium oh new you coach

we got jets and giants coaches for you yeah this is gonna be fun it's like no we still suck we just want you to be here and and be present uh the the the crowd like cleared out of this game

that there was a guy who yelled back bring Wizzin Hunt and you could hear it on the broadcast that is some like that is the the most rock bottom thing you could ever say bring back Wizzin we miss we miss Mike Malarkey come on I'm laughing but I'm not like I I feel for Titans

“that's what do you think about camward because he was a great college quarterback his last year”

he's a lot of fun to watch I haven't really seen no like the best plays that he's made in the NFL have been plays that are like oh shit please don't do that oh my god I can't believe that worked yeah I I think it's a camward could be a good quarterback he's in a terrible situation yeah

so it's it's it's not like I just I just always wonder about that you know like situation

obviously matters coaching matters yeah I mean look at Caleb year one to year two like the coaching matters so and maybe maybe he'll get better this year but I have not seen it they had they didn't have one wild ass play called today where they faked in and around that like ran behind camward and he tossed the ball up in the air yeah like he was pitching it to them but he was just tossing it up to himself and then I forget what happened after I think he just kind of ran forward maybe

“took a sack on it but for the first half that play I was like oh shit the the Titans are up to”

something this offense could be fun and then it just wasn't fun now there's no fun yeah Omar Cooper

look good Kenny and City looked awesome memes you gotta be happy about everything yeah fired up

what about you know Selena where do we stand about uh Titans fan ballin fb who said if the Titans lose I will walk from MetLife to Nissan Stadium and then after the game he said all you people my mentions I'm not walking yeah I would say that ballin fffb uh you're crushing the Titans but I don't really know like what could get worse um you know I'm saying I'm trying to think like oh no you're not following through you're gonna you're gonna make the Titans bad

Stadium funding gets pulled I think they already built it yeah the inspector the inspector does the walk through and he is like you can't play football here oh shit there's an active volcano

“underneath this football starting crack and there's some there's mold yeah yeah like that's how”

sad that is that's actually ballin ffb is he he is a perfect embodiment of the Titans current state in the fact that he he's making a claim not following through and I can't even be like how could you do that dude hmm it's like whatever his punishment is bad enough he has to watch the Titans you don't you mean yeah normally when these things happen like the BYU guy who had to stick a burrito up his ass like dude we're gonna see you stick this burrito up your ass we're not going to

stop bothering you till you put this burrito up your ass did you do it yeah he did hell yeah this guy he this guy I don't really care don't walk who cares dude the Titans who cares memes this

stat is this true that this was the jets first opening drive touchdown that they scored since 2016

that's sick that is true you guys are so back I can't even begin like words are not covering how back you are we are so back what is going through your head right now that the jets are a year ahead of schedule oh I love that makes it there's nothing better than being a little bit ahead of schedule because they're not supposed to be good they're plus what 30 thousand ones are bull so like bottom four team is expectation but like today was one of those it separates you from the dog

shit mm-hmm if that makes sense young that does make sense let me finish my thought and then I'll certainly call you back but like nah now I lost my thought I'm sorry pft question oh yeah pft come to part of my take podcast parcel sports are the jets too good two good no no because there were still a ton of mistakes the did she the kick today from the kicker I saw the kick from the kicker yeah it was like the worst kick in it was a really bad

bad actually let's go to our kicking expert Hank how bad I didn't see it but I'm all take pft's word for it he's a kick guy it was garbage it was uh just dead hook to the left but then he figured out but then he figured out how to yeah that happens that happens that that that happens but then he figured it out yeah that which also happened but yours you didn't figure yours I did then I got that foot do you think that the jets kicker is going to actually drive into his garage shorts tonight I don't think so I don't think so

but do you know I'm saying like why are do you think the jets might be too good for right now no because they still had that bad clock management at the end of the half they just have some stuff

what I'm asking no we have so many picks that's the head of schedule okay we have the call to pick

we have the cowboys pick so yeah yeah you've got teams to actively rooted against yeah this is a great year because you could ruin your draft stock and while also a watching other teams hoping they get you eye pick who who do you have next packers do you want to be the packer so be so sick no mecha that'd be so sick do it do it I dare you to do it so this was the separation game and then next week's a see where you're actually at this is separation from the bottom from the bottom

okay yeah and now let's let's see what kind of a team you are okay so now you win next week you're now officially a good team that's a good team good team yeah where do you think you be wish we list the jets in the power rankings not bad but like if we're doing numbers 17 wow that's good mm-hmm yeah it sounds like what about I do I am looking forward to just seeing the jets name above the other teams that are oh one yeah yeah patriots rams you know well

you think they'll be above them in the power ranking no you're talking about stand eggs I don't think you're talking about power no no about you have to power yeah how far that that's actually good question how many oh and one teams will the jets at one and oh be behind in the power

“rankings no you have to be ahead of all I don't know if that's how it works when you play the”

Titan yeah you play who you play I agree yeah I agree with that you're head of the browns definitely head of the Titans head of the cults I put you head of the chargers that that's the one I'm interested to see what I think it should go by record okay whatever okay well they do have a certain sense that sorts of Iraq yeah then that's just standing yeah you don't want power rankings you want standing yeah you want standing which

stand eggs I can show you standing but I'll all screen shot it and send you standing but the standing should have some influence no no no no the power I think they do they have something yeah yeah but like the cults last year like where they ever number one in the power rankings when I think they had the best record in the NFL I think so I don't think at a certain time they they don't I don't think they were I don't think they were number one like tomorrow power ranking should be

one through sixteen of one and oh no I like see you want me to change how I do power rankings for week one okay power rankings have gone one way forever yeah it means it's entitled to make his own power

rank yeah no I always say when people get upset about my power rank is they make your own so

“watch it make your own and just have it be distinctly by by windlock yeah no you have to be the”

standing so week one you guys aren't so like week one right one and oh yeah and then there's other teams that don't have any wins so they're sixteen through through two right no we we understand that concept you're making this this is memes just to your power rankings based on like the facts of what the records are and then point differential to separate the teams that have identical records yeah look and that's that's your power rank it means do you are right now I'm looking at

it one two three four five six seventh in the power rankings if you just go sort by record and then point differential there you go there you go there you go great content hey are you concerned about the jets no the jets are all right why don't you in all the power rankings right now why not

because they're the jets okay well that has never run um never run hey but if I were you

I'd be a little bit concerned that they're building something the future might not be totally dead yeah they're head of schedule not being a bottom 14 congrats I found I found a power a website that did power rankings already okay in the jet set 28 that bullshit it's up to spots wow

“huge that's whymer you need to be up at least 12 what do you guys want to play who's”

on his anyway for jets uh Packers yeah yeah where's it jets it's in New York I looked it up jets minus six I think it's not to everything I just I think it's Packers plus three I'm sorry Packers minus three I'm gonna say Packers minus four and a half bang four and a half nice I thought it would be a little I think that's respectable line for the I thought that's they think I thought it would be an iron so there yeah I think that yeah

they think the jets are gonna be in that game well but four and a half yeah

wanted to know the Packers are our favorite by four and a half in you're just going to confuse

“I see where you're saying see where you're coming from Vegas doesn't respect the power”

rankings yeah that's true that's fast yep sure okay last game of the early slate Jaguar 34 Brown's 10 Jaguar's good Brown's bad that's about it uh just Sean Watson really bad well the score is old on better than it was yeah well that's just crazy to say because it was 34 time is to Sean Watson Mr. fourth quarter he was seven for seven a hundred and twenty six yards the score was 34 to three yep it was the the absolute definition of junk of garbage time

in quarters one through three he was nine for 15 for 79 yards yeah the Brown's had the Brown's had it's gonna be tough to beat this one all season maybe the saddest fuel gold that we'll see all

year uh they were down 31 believe in third quarter kicked a fuel gold to cut a four score game

to a different four scores and then right after that immediately lost it back and went down to believe 34 to three yeah Todd monkey I understand why did it he's a first year head coach you don't want to get shut out in your first game as a first year head coach yes I agree but also boy forgot about Mr. fourth quarter forgot about Mr. fourth quarter but also uh extremely sad kick-to-have Todd monkey send his team out there to try and uh and after the game all the quick

he's very quickly learning uh what it's like to be a head coach for the Cleveland Brown's because every question was just what are you gonna do about the quarterback yeah he's like I don't know man everyone sucks he said uh I'm sure's held not firing me when he's asked about Joe Watson so he's already getting defensive and being like hey I'm not gonna find I'm not firing me guys and sure's held not firing me I'm not firing our staff I'm not getting rid of all of our players

he happens to be one of 53 so we'll evaluate everything we just didn't play good enough didn't coach well enough also Todd monkey and I'm not saying that I don't believe him because it seems like a nice guy did you see that he he did a Dan Hurley in the post game drank his own piss no a different Dan Hurley head but did uh he said we're not where we want to be and they better get us now I don't know dude this is famously Dan Hurley calling his shot when he was like get us now

because we're coming we're gonna we're gonna be a lot better and then he called his shot in one national titles Todd monkey is kind of trying to do the same thing like hey you can beat us now but watch out for the Browns later I hope you get your kicks in yeah fun beating us this year

“and everyone's gonna be like yeah okay yeah sure well that sounds actually awesome I think we”

will do that yeah the the jags have won I believe it's seven in a row in regular season in the regular season so nine um one of the so they lost to the to the bills right the playoffs but it's yeah so yeah I guess it would be seven in a row in regular season uh they are offensive look to awesome

yeah Trevor Lawrence was never like pressured uh he threw the ball to the nine dirt 10 different

targets nine different uh guys caught a pass he looked super comfortable they picked up basically right where they left off and it was they dominated they absolutely shit they they killed they dominated the the Browns the right this was never a game the Browns the Shawn Watson and we were wrong like obviously it's a long season but the defense didn't look much better than like we thought the defense is gonna be keeping them in games didn't happen today not at all

“did not happen that's why I give a lot of credit to the jags offense because I do think that”

the Browns defense they're not this bad right I think they'll show that they're going to be one of the stronger units in the league but today uh it was just a masterclass for Liam Cohen and Trevor Lawrence yeah yeah it was dominant yeah it was it was dominant and uh they even had Josh Josh Allen uh Josh Heinz Allen was said after the game that he was shocked the Browns took the ball he said when the Browns wanted to receive I was like oh okay then we got an interception

five plays it later it's like yeah that's exactly how the game went I mean to Shawn Watson threw a perfect pass to the linebackers game over right then and there and there's something

about like getting your ass kicked in jacks available in September when it's a million degrees

it just looks extra bad it's the sun is so bright you know you like really look like a bad team on that app people are in in the pool laughing at you yeah yeah there were some people that were wearing a Browns jerseys and Jaguar's hats I figured they just must be either very confused

assumed they're a huge Colorado football fan yeah it makes sense maybe a member of the Sanders family

yeah yeah yeah yeah where that that that would be the only I don't even know like but is that a faux pas like everyone just like we feel we'll I don't know what's going on dude there yeah they're doing split uniforms to make their to make the Browns feel better because they're so bad yeah like not even taking you seriously as a opponent oh I feel bad for Browns fans I do yeah it's it's got to be such dog shit to deal with this

you're in you're out no into the and just when you seem like you have maybe an answer you throw that away and the way that you throw it away is by making your team not only unwatchable but also unrupt

forable in terms of who you decide to bring in correct to turn around your team from a spot where

you're at the best place that you've been and maybe the last 30 years yeah that's I feel bad for Browns fans oh it goes out saying you don't even you really don't even have to say it's like kind of an implied it's it's a test of whether you're a human being or not do you do feel bad for like it's just it's a shitty they're they're French I just kicks him in the nuts repeatedly I also respect the fuck out of Browns fans oh definitely hang yeah do you respect Browns fans

oh I was state lost in a heartbreaker on Saturday tough tough tough weekend for the people of Cleveland I I just hated to see it there's probably a lot of Ohio State Browns fans and they just woke up mad and they're going to wake up Monday even more mad that's the one thing that's just too bad so I do say I have a beautiful you know people what just they live in Cleveland or Ohio so they're they're Cleveland's actually pretty nuts yeah the flats have come a long way hack don't do that

machine gun Kelly you're an enemy of the state of Ohio don't though I know yeah they say terrible things to me they deserve this well you said terrible things to them not really yeah you said the truth like truth hurts I I do sometimes forget that Browns fans are usually Ohio State fans and that that

“makes me feel better about the whole situation I don't take always reminds us I think that”

it's nice that the universe kind of slap like it shakes your hand on Saturday and then slaps you in the dick on Sunday now right now Ohio State's lost three out of last four not a crazy thing to say out loud um lost three out of last four maybe Todd Duncan get a little nipple pierced well I kind of like what you're about to do there Todd didn't to munkin Todd to munkin I think I've even come in as Todd to munk everything runs on munkin Todd to munkin I think would

would would bench to Sean for sure it's just so crazy that they're in a situation where like the Sean actually might be the best option they have I don't doubt that at all right they don't even have a Cooper rush straight for a Cooper rush yeah I mean this is the curse of Flacco they had they they go to the playoffs Joe Flacco Joe Flacco is like the best dude ever who do you think wait so how many how many yards passing did to Sean have in the fourth hundred twenty six yards seven

for seven you you had a build off that yes I'm saying yes of course build off it yeah that's like

Drake in the uh in the Super Bowl yeah nine for fifteen seventy nine yards in the first three quarters

“which some would say is just as important because if you play that bad in the first three”

quarters you're probably be down thirty four to three you think uh you know the the terrible towels they have in Jacksonville called the jag the jag rag mm-hmm you think just Sean took a couple home yes definitely yeah yeah yeah well who who who was the genome said I wasn't even touched today yeah that's the Sean's worst nightmare not be yeah wasn't even touched he should go to that place by that yeah the Browns in town do they go they came last year about he did yeah multiple times

Browns at the bucks next weekend I talked to a Browns fan close to us and he said this is their Super Bowl next week so that's pathetic yeah it was tough what do you mean he said this is the Super Bowl no it's not for some reason our Browns fans or somehow mad at Baker may feel for them getting rid of him that doesn't make anything that makes no sense I mean I get out of your organization I understand the Baker played while he was injured and so he he wasn't as

“good as he could have been but you have to understand Baker and you have to have somebody that's”

that's willing to bench him be like hey dude get surgery I will say all right one positive thing for the Browns ready one the miles Garrett trade thus far miles Garrett knee surgery out for at

you still you won the miles Garrett trade thus far yeah mile Garrett wins a ring maybe we change

“the the update on on who won the trade but as of right now you're the winner of that trade if I'm”

taught to munken what I would do after this game is I would I would keep the boys in Florida yeah you know how like Sean McVey likes to keep guys on the east coast if he's playing back to back games yep you lose the jacks you got the box let's just stay in Florida this week let's say we don't want to screw up the time zones even though I'm pretty sure Ohio and Cleveland is the exact same time zone you can't bounce if you make that many trips back and forth between

Florida and Ohio there's going to be flock cameras that put you on suspicion of meth dealing yes so you want to just stay in Florida for a long time get a nice hotel maybe by the beach

a lot of great places to go out to eat in Florida get some good seafood and Tampa and maybe

hit some of the gentleman's clubs there and acclimate yourself yep that was a good time again pay to be an info head coach right now why not enjoy yourself Todd to munken let loose let those fingers fly

“okay let's let's let's let's break and we'll we'll come back with the afternoon slate and”

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and a okay afternoon games uh let's start should we start with the eagles commander should we end with the eagles commander. What do you want Max that's I mean you're the one who's going to be going through it. I'm not going through it. If you mean providing an honest and and right down the middle straight up recap of the game. Yeah that's what yeah. Yeah that was a good promo will end with you all right yeah cliffhanger uh dolphins Raiders Raiders 27 dolphin 13

I don't know the dolphins are just they might be the worst team in in the NFL. Yeah the dolphins play the titans is here that'll be the ship pull we got it we got a that should be a thursday game. The the the reason why uh if we go back and talk about you know how the titans are the most oppressed families I at least the dolphins know everyone knows dolphins fans dolphins organization we're rebuilding all of it. Yeah this is actually it's it's it's gonna suck this year. Right and maybe

next year for the dolphins. Right but they're trying to do it the right way I would say. I mean the best part of this game for dolphins fans um Malik Willis had cool shoes. I had the opposite take

“you don't like uh you don't like the immoral sparkly slippers that I put on. I think you need to be”

a good football team to be wearing those. I think you should start with maybe maybe shoeless. Max Krause we made him shoeless for a play. He ripped his shoe off. Max Krause was everywhere. These are the type of games. Max Krause is good all the time but especially when it's like you're not even putting a real football team out there. Max Krause is just gonna fuck you up. He was pressured. Blake Willis pressured 17 times sack five times. I think the shoes are a little too

I think because I think those are cool. I think they worked in that uh they were like a distraction. Yeah. Like you see some animals have like little things on their body that they used to lure

“would be predators away. Yep. Like that's what it did for Max Krause. He was like oh sparkly shoe.”

He tackled that and Malik Willis got away on that play. Yeah. Yeah. So I guess it cost him it earned him one sack. Um but yeah the dolphins are gonna be bad all year long. It's gonna be very very ugly. The raiders actually again I don't know if it's because they were playing the dolphins but the raiders didn't look bad today. They didn't look bad. I don't know. I think Fernando

Mendoza's gonna play sooner than we think because Kirk causes a good you know incredible career.

Uh I actually think he's gonna be good you know if he wants to stay a backup and be on an F. O. Ross for a while but it feels like he doesn't have the same zip downfield zip. Maybe it's because of the age injury. I don't know more touchdown passes than John L. Wait today. That's true. He just uh it just wasn't like it didn't it and also this is not on Kirk all like all of it on Kirk

“because they don't have a ton of weapons Brockbauer's out. It didn't feel like the raiders were”

ever threatening downfield and if you when you play a team that's not named the Miami dolphins it might look a little different. Yeah it's a very good possibility. But he was he was he was a he was a competent he's been better than what the raiders have had he had 70% completion percentage like

he has raised the floor of what the raiders have been doing at the quarterback position. I would say like

especially without having Brockbauer's. Yeah they they often didn't look terrible. Kirk cousin's three touchdowns two interceptions that's a very uncork cousin's statline. So I like that he was at least I like that he puts a ball in danger every now and again good for Kirk. He but like 30 30 attempts for 160 yards is you know oh yeah that's we're we're we're keeping a close through the line. I would say they're they're biggest threat in the passing game today was probably

the Ashton Gentie. Ashton gentie that would be the biggest thing. Yeah of this game this was Ashton gentie's probably best game is the programming he was he was everywhere. That was good to see Michael Mayer's was pretty good. I don't know why I asked there Michael Mayer was good. Their defense looked good. The raiders I mean hey they did we win week one last year but the raiders they did we win like one last year they played the Patriots similar to memes and the jets this felt like a

measuring stick game of the levels to maybe being bad they they raised the level where it's like we're not the worst last year they were the worst they are no longer the worst definitely not the worst although nobody that's big nobody bailes on the throw like Kirk cousins though there were a couple of those where he was he's about to get hit and he's like he's got his head turned and his shoulder turned as he's still somehow driving the ball down field I'm going to miss that when

it's gone so I hope that he gets at least a couple more games. Do you want to try to figure out

play game when will the dolphins win their first game? I would love to play that okay let's look

this is going to be fun because they play oh let's let's add a wrinkle to it okay who will win a game first Titans are dolphins you get I'll do Titans we'll go we'll go by for bar schedule yeah this will be fun okay and we're not overreacting these teams do suck but they might lose every game yeah at the Niners this is week two week two for the dolphins I think that's going to be a loss the Titans are playing the Philadelphia fall field Eagles that will be a loss that will be a loss okay although

the Niners they spend a long time in Australia sure doesn't matter it's okay who's got who the who do the that's have week three that's a little bit insulting isn't it that you know the NFL tried to give the Niners a little bit of a break for a green to go overseas and play in Australia and

“their break is you have to play a Sunday game but it's against the dolphins yeah the chiefs week three”

week three the dolphins play the cheeseware in Miami it's gonna be hot it is I'm going to say that's not a win for the dolphins that a win the Titans are playing at the New York Giants who we just watched when I'm gonna say that's not a win either I think the Giants might be good yes yes okay we're we're at week so no wins so far at the Vikings no win you think that's it you think the Carson wins Brian or Kyler Brian Flores once a soda Brian Flores blitzing the fuck out of Malique Willis is going

to be a well they're going to win eventually how how did he do against the the Vikings in the last couple years I don't know if he does know games but he and play in those games I don't think I don't think he played in those games last year because he played early played the late last year I don't have a memory of it but yeah I don't have a memory of it I have a memory of JJ McCarthy playing in the Packers last year he did not play against the Vikings and he did not play against the Vikings

a loss yeah week five week five for the Miami dolphins is gonna be against the Bengals at home that is a loss I agree week five for the Titans is gonna be at home against the Houston Texans

ooh that is a loss yeah yeah that's a lot memes is saying I don't know speak memes never

know okay games great type okay the next week for the dolphins is gonna be at the Jets oh I'm not gonna say it's a Dolphins no at the Jets oh that's a win that's a win for the Jets

“in Miami different in Miami could be different yeah I'm looking right now the Titans I think so”

week six they play at the Colts week seven they play at home against the Browns I think the I think the Titans are gonna get their first win before November can you find one for the dolphins I got the dolphins winning the next week the first day of November okay and this is not like a lot of people are gonna be like oh PFT likes to make fun of Patriots blah blah blah hey we'll tell you

the dolphins always beat the Patriots home true in Miami it's true so there it is so

November first is what I'm saying for the dolphins first one I think we should maybe see if we can get this as a bet who wins a game first Titans again we're not overacting I think both these teams are bad yeah I think dolphins fans would tell you that hmm they'll they'll say yeah we're were intentionally trying to be bad this year this is what should replace the promo it should be the dolphins against the the Titans best the seven and yeah best I don't know if America can handle that

but when it gets first you would take that game in eight weeks ago you'd take a four year don't take me out to the balcony yes by the way shout out our guy Jake to score

“hobbies today I think the Packers and Vikings and the Bears and Panthers that's wild”

huge double Trump I would say wild okay anything else from this game good for the Raiders good for the Raiders good for the Raiders I think the Raiders are in that frisky territory especially when like if Max Kraus we can win a game early and be like hey this doesn't absolutely suck dick playing for this team and that is again I didn't mean to disparage Kirk Cousins because it's father times undefeated it's like he's he's just not exactly the same as he used to be you can say

same thing for Aaron Rogers Kirk Cousins does make them way more of a real football team than they have been in the past eight few years like he he raises the floor of both professionalism and he started the game nine for nine like he can move the ball I just don't know if he has to play against a really good defense if it's going to look great I don't it's it's Kirk Cousins but it's also they address the offensive line a little bit the the system that they're in now is

much much friendlier to to protecting the quarterback and not getting him absolutely destroyed yeah so yeah it is the Raiders today it might be because they play against the dolphins

“but today the Raiders were absolutely a watchable football team yes and I I think it's more like”

you're going to want to see if if the Raiders the of the parts around the Raiders are decent you're going to want to see Fernando Mendoza soon like you don't draft the guy first overall and have him sit all year see what it looks like but Kirk Cousins good game good with Ash and Jinty good game either he got he got destroyed yes on one play okay next up Vikings 39 Packers 22 this was quite the game because we had the Packers out game the Vikings 419 to 239 they were up 22 to 10

with three minutes left in the third quarter and then they allowed 29 consecutive points and man was at a shame to see the Packers come completely unhinged and lose their sixth straight game uh sixth straight game I think they haven't lost sixth straight in a very very long time as a franchise and they're losing big they're they're getting big leads and then blowing them in the second half consistently now they are doing it basically the same exact way that they lost the Broncos game

the Bears game and the playoffs the Packers have lost sixth straight dating back to last season including the playoffs their longest losing streak since 1991 they live by more than one score so nine plus points in the second half of four of those losses week 15 at Denver week 16 at Chicago the wildcard game of Chicago and today yeah that's crazy it's weird they they I don't know what LaFluer is doing um someone say that the turning point might have been when he took points off the board

and do you agree that you never take points off the board? I think in this situation so the

situation was this it was uh the Packers are up five it was fourth and five at uh the set minutes

it becomes fourth and one they then go forward get stuffed so instead of an eight point game

“it's back to a five point game now I don't like the Packers I was happy to watch them completely”

come unglued at the seams and it was fun to watch and they have they have they clearly have a mentality problem that has that has kind of sipped into there where they just can't close games I will say that that rough in the pastor was bullshit that was a very significant part of the game

so after they took points off the board Carson once uh it was a third and three pretty routine hit

on the quarterback in an incompletion they called that rough in the pastor the Vikings and go on to score a touchdown and then the Packers don't have the meant didn't have the mental fortitude to overcome this moment but that was a shitty moment like that was a bad call in my mind even little Wayne said rafs and Minnesota game pure pussy that's true yeah it is having look at it that was not the thing is like when Carson wins gets hit he is going to act like he

“got roughed every single time correct like you see him get hit you're like oh my god it's he okay”

yeah that is bullshit but again by the letter to the law that's the right call the law just sucks yeah no and I just that did that was a significant play in the game where the Vikings again I think that is partially like the Packers when one thing goes bad for them they it kind of spirals because then it really did spiral where Jordan loved fumble and there's interception and Bryan Flores was just in his bag he blitz 78% of the dropbacks he had Jordan love in hell

and it looked like the Packers they should have won this game they were in control of this game they just they didn't make adjustments the Packers offensive line looked like they were completely lost and Jordan Love was trying to play hero ball Dallas Turner was an absolute menace just a force in this game and it ends up that the Packers lot like if you told Packers fans hey Carson what's going to come into this game and you're going to lose by you're going to outgame almost double

and then you're going to end up losing by 17 they be like we can't believe you yeah if you look at the team stats for this game it's it's actually shocking this Packers lost so the Vikings had 239 total yards the Packers had 419 total yards and not only did the Vikings win but they

won by 17 points it's kind of crazy now people are like oh you you never take points off the board

“I think people say that because it sounds cool and it's an easy rule to remember I don't hate the”

idea I don't I don't hate the decision that they made to go for yeah to go for I can't we give Matt before enough golf yeah about not stepping on through right and and and that has been a problem that you can't then it would be hypocritical of us to be like dude how do you do that I agree yeah sometimes you take points off the board if they score touchdown on that drive the game probably over yeah how many times have you played Blackjack and you you hit on a hand and then

the next hand you're like well I'm feeling pretty good right now I'll double yeah double my bed like the process I don't think was bad by the floor but when it when it doesn't work it bites you in the ass and then when you have a history in the last six games of getting bitten repeatedly in your ass hmm then people are going to be like hey why did you tip fate to get bitten the ass again it's a very it's a very meatball thing to say but it does feel like the packers like lack that

mental toughness and maybe the answer is that when Mike a Parsons comes back you get a closer

who can can can end these games and Jordan talks about it all the time but it does feel like these games get away from them with just one bad thing happens and then next thing you know it's an avalanche yeah Kyler Murray knocked out with a little concussion I mean little like I didn't mean that because he's short he looks really little he did look small we knew that was going to happen in the Vikings purple but when he was like scrambling I just kept on saying we yeah

he life it looked adorable yeah now again don't want to victim blame here Kyler kind of put his head there that sounds like a lot of victim blame well when you slide you put your if somebody's trying like starting a tackle they're if they're beginning the form tackle and then you slide and your head ends up at their pad level it sucks I don't think it was a malicious hit I don't think it was like football's a violent sport and there were there were two guys

that were trying to tackle them when you put your head down at that level you kind of sometimes invite contact it was bad contact because it was like one guy took the helmet off and then the other guy hit him yeah but it was it was super unfortunate I hope that he's okay can you go back up to the hit max instead of showing some guy jump off his balcony I got strapped and you got so distracted go on for the interview I'm gonna look to Kyler Murray yeah I want to watch it again

wasn't as much as the what do you think in the booth he did kind I mean the angle where you're seeing that we just showed that one is that that was a bad angle I'll say this in terms of like hits the head I did not think that that was the most egregious guy head hunting hit no possible Rico Bosho victim blamed for another reason why in the in the cave today why he said that players in the NFL don't tight they're how much aren't tight enough I'm sure what he was saying

absolutely he was like four four years college football never once had my helmet pop ball you

did say that yeah that's right and he's right there's no way to check him on that but I know where he would you would not lie about it see a Kyler Murray I I was assuming he's gonna be back in a couple weeks curse once it wasn't it wasn't like he had to he had a couple short fields but he made Justin Jefferson do you know that that was the first touchdown of 20 plus areas since 2024 for Justin Jefferson last year he just I mean he was in hell I did know that that today Justin Jefferson

“had two touchdowns he had two touchdowns all of last year yeah yeah so I I think that was probably”

fun for Justin Jefferson he looked he looked like he was having a blast it was it was a shocking game

because it really was it was the first time in NFL history a team was down by 12 plus points

with under 20 minutes left in regulation end up winning by 17 plus points yeah the swing was nuts and it just it was just an avalanche that just kept on going against the packers again love to see it but yeah you're if you're practicing you're like what what was this this is exactly how we ended the season why hasn't anything changed yeah it's like a ghost that keeps falling you around and and why does this keep happening to us like you weren't this was not a routine thing for the

packers until very very recently so what's going on yeah there is a new superfan that I was not aware of that I spudged at this game okay a Viking superfan he's got one of those you know

“the giant horns that you blow okay I think he also drinks beer out of it okay like guy stuff you know”

like it's a horn but also chug his name is sir death of you heard of sir death before no I mean this guy looks fucking awesome I feel like sir guy yeah he's somehow slipped between the cracks for us Viking sir death oh this guy rocks be looking this guy wow that's a lot of

tattoos always like a spotty a little uh oh man a little Vikings uh game of thrones kind of

pirates the Caribbean slash also slipknot yeah I'm into sir death like this is a guy that if we're talking just like battle royale with all superfans this guy would probably kill most other superfans yeah sir death yeah I hope he doesn't talk I don't want to see sir death talk do you know what I mean look at the giant dragon tattoo he's got on his belly sir death what about us I have he said I have to laugh when these people say all that for all that for team with

no superalt to me like it's an insult the only reason you cheer for a team is because they've won a superalt in the past it means you wouldn't have been a fan if they'd lost that is definitely no bandwagon fan yeah all this for a team with no superalt because the Viking fan base is better than yours okay okay sir death I like yeah a man sir death damn sir death this dude is he will fuck you up like they should have they should let sir death get a couple reps in if you have like

a 15 point lead in fourth quarter let's sir death rush the best yeah not to overreact

“memes I think you could end the packer season oh wait wait here's the uh the bio for sir death”

maxis highlighted I like sunsets long walks on the beach and drinking from the skulls of my yes just kidding fuck sunsets and beach oh he had us the first half yeah I thought he was going to enjoy like holding hands cuddling puppies oh I thought he was just kidding I don't drink you know from the skulls of my enemies nope he took out the sunsets and beaches mm-hmm yeah memes I agree with him do it just got to let him get a lead do it and if you blow a lead he gets a

jet spew should quit this might be worse worse loss of of sun day bias but yep because it's I'm maybe the browns but it's kind of but you knew the browns are going to suck like it's kind of like I was talking about when we when we started the show talking about the Texans that if the Texans had had a game where they held the bills to 14 points where CJ Stroud looked like shit you would have said to yourself man this is this hasn't changed mm-hmm the packers lost the same

way they lost their last five games of last season when they had like a historic collapse this is

game cardinals 26 chargers 14 inexcusable for the chargers and not that's no offense to the

“cardinals but they looked bad real bad and it wasn't all Justin Herbert he didn't look great”

their defense got diced up by Jacobi percent it felt like guys were open all day for the cardinals that only Jacobi percent's arm but his legs too like he was scrambling if yeah great hold out by him yeah worth every penny it's the first full-time cardinals had coach to win their first game

coaching since 1973 I saw that shout out Michael for it was incredible win don Coriel

he was the last cardinals had coach to win their their debut the chargers though they were so they there was penalties okay they kept on getting backed up they they they averaged what on on third downs today they averaged 12.4 yards to go that's so hard to do to average that yeah that's so so hard to do they looked like shit man I almost think that Jacobi percent should hold out again now yeah like he's Jacobi percent the most underpaid quarterback

in football it's a good question all right so I reached out to Shane because Shane got oh where's Shane he got blue dot fever is what the kids are calling it oh by the way he's home sick but he actually he he called and sick before the game maybe his body just knew okay yeah but I asked him for comment on the chargers and he said he has too many comments on the chargers it's the dumbest he's ever seen the team platooning our left guard to swap every other drive

for the backup to get blown up every time fall star holding fall star calling a time out with two left with four minutes left to not get delay of game on third and 30 dumbass Herbert pick to guy and double coverage the size of you go you're talking about her about me ball dumbass well I'm gonna read this into game we just eat think it's fall star and he might think it's fall star dumbass Herbert picked fall star it's great

dumbass Herbert picked to guy and double coverage the size of PFT no offense oh I just felt like you didn't have to include that part big stupid pick guy he is a stupid

pick guy right max never wrong just early needed to win with the schedule they have the third

hardest in the last decade defense was staley level bad sorry for so many messages that's all yeah I mean he's right this was a as much of a must win as you could have given the chargers schedule like we did that bet where we took all of our teams over over wins the chargers just lost that bet for us yep they have such a hard schedule coming up they go they have the raiders next week then they play the bills seahawks broncos chiefs rams Texans ravens shoes yikes

I just listed like the queen pulled the hardball club talking about herbert oh this is me this was this was saying it's the best quarterback for the dumbness the dumbness like hardball is a smart guy this was the dumbness thing you could ever say right before season well yeah no I don't think so he loves this guy trying to gas him up he loves this guy he's trying

“to tell him like I believe in you yeah if you believe you could say that to him privately he's saying”

I believe in this guy and it's my fault if he doesn't succeed yeah he said I thought all right God like they grew point over the the bat over the center field just an Herbert when it's all said and done uh when his when his career comes to end I predict he will be known as the greatest best effort to play the position of quarterback okay so it's a little bit crazy say that yes but hardball is a little bit of a crazy guy and in his defense who's being interviewed by Michael

Irvin and if you're talking on Michael Irvin you kind of have to match his crazy songs you get carried away how old is Justin Herbert? 27 the thing is like he's at the age where

if he doesn't start winning he's never won a playoff game winning big 26 it's almost impossible

for 20 oh 28 oh 28 no do you know I'm saying yeah like no I just ship might have sailed already

“on being the best I yeah yes I think it's impossible breeding mohomes both had yeah”

rings when they were what 24 25 yeah multiple I'm not saying that Herbert's not going to be a very good I haven't as my MVP this year um I feel really dumb with that pick right now yeah he was bad

and we'll just see where we end up in my homes is 30 right now so he must have so he had one ring uh what year was that 2018 so he had a ring when he was like 23 years old yeah and another

“bread he was 24 yeah so yeah I think it's I think he's in trouble”

Madison beer is very attractive can we just all admit that yeah I wish the chargers had done better so they would have showed her more yes her outfit great week one outfit and we're fashion podcast so it's not this is not us the glasses great glasses I like the really good I wear I like the string on a string like what kind of lace is that on our shirt I think right a really high quality well designed uh string can we zoom in on the string you're right Hank

Justin Herbert he Justin Herbert should apologize to us yeah she should he should sorry yeah it's great strength uh she's very attractive I think that they should show her more even if they're losing I want to see I would like to see her reaction after he throws a pick mm-hmm maybe she's where splitchers you with whatever team they're playing so it's like hey she's just rooting for football it's where's the NFL hat

now Max is on her Instagram it's pretty funny stuff going through her Instagram I mean we're talking about her I thought maybe you we know I we see we know what she looks like we saw her talking about the game and we're talking about the game dude you're talking about her fucking the string the string was nice the string I'm a fashion guy you were fashion we opened up the

we opened up this door here it is a door what about what about punishment punishment first

“picks you have to wear that string shirt for the entire week of super look ridiculous so you fit”

right in LA oh okay I'm in Jerry Arnold like Jerry Arnold where that proper probably how's that shirt go off Hank go off yeah this is a really bad loss good wind for the Cardinals Cardinals were supposed to be the they have a lowest wind total they were supposed yeah really my bad they look good you're tied for lowest wind total and they yeah they didn't look bad at all to that they moved the ball they they they played they turned the ball over like they

get they had a couple turn over they I know they turned them over in the first half I think there's a fumble and then the pick and then they pull I think they blocked a punt so all three phases led to cocky got a rib shot I think he might have been I don't know if he was taking the hospital he was taking for x-rays that sucked but he got he got jacked up on that play yep there was Tremic ride still a beast Tremic ride is just incredible just catches everything

there's also a new guy that I've never seen on the Cardinal sideline before probably because he

it's a new new administration down there new the gym in Arizona do you see the dude rocking the pinstripe suit on the sidelines today no I gotta know what this guy was doing okay because

“the Cardinals might have their big dump that's what it looked like to me I need to see a picture so”

Max can you look that up I need to see a picture oh here are the tweets from Shane during the game he said what is this defense holy shit I've never seen anything like this in my life that's not true um pathetic couldn't afford to lose this one so many false stars so many false they said that no but I I am gonna just Shane is a weird enough guy that he would definitely think it's false star not false me he said it several times false star false star i don't know how to find

this worst of the week I think it is given their schedule upcoming everything that's going on Mike Daniel being you know the offensive coordinator relatively healthy going into the season

because the charges always are great on a curve in terms of health and then you're going up against

a team that is not tanking but we all know they're not gonna they're not like trying to be a really good they're basically doing a bridge quarterback Jacobi were said first Michael for his first game is a head coach you got to win that game at home you got to win that game every single time and they they it wasn't it it wasn't it was like a no doubt like they they won by double digits on that I think it was last drive the one that started about 233 left in the fourth quarter

it looked like the charges we're trying to get just an Herbert killed they just and the kept going back what the blocking was just it was unreal for oh Shane said he slide text what is that what is sliding till like t9 he oh he doesn't go right he doesn't lift his finger he

he doesn't lift his like he does t nine words for my phone he just goes like this he's

“he's got to have the mess he's got the green yeah my would just be buffalo sauce all over my phone”

so he just doesn't use the T yeah but he used the first T you know he doesn't go back to

that's yes top him from finish I don't I don't know it's slide texting he never I've literally never

heard of anyone doing that which is very unbrandt for sure yeah that's also just an insane thing to say oh I slide text so I just don't spell the full words to now it's your problem yeah especially with his greasy that that thumb is just covered in onion juice so if he text this what time you want to start and he just says what time you want to star and he's like yeah it's sorry dude I slide text deal with it what if he yeah that's so weird yeah the chargers average 12.4

yards to go on third down I saw someone on Twitter say yeah talking about on on Wednesday night when the when the Patriots are playing in Drake night it was not playing great so if Justin Herbert played like Drake made a night he'd be be ahead it on live TV that's true they would do that mm-hmm they would have absolutely and then he played worse against a much worse team well

fourth quarter Drake made played worse than Justin Herbert today fair true first three quarters

I would take Drake may over just should Justin Herbert be be ahead it on live TV no because then that's less beer I would say no it would be a lot of beer it'd be no more head but it'd be a lot of beer in the moment no but like that post post post death beer or the best beers or the worst beers worst beer we need more beer more beer all the time yeah oh he said she said it guesses what's you tight this guy is crazy it guesses what you typing by where finger slides and confused

start with star so this doesn't even this isn't a good text why doesn't he just text it guesses what you typing by where finger slides and confused start with start it guesses what you typing you know what you know what you know what Kevin from office I blame Shane for a lot of this like this guy this is the mentality of on the weirdest guy in the world average charges fan great a great it this franchise has no hope yeah again the fact that he said this is the worst I've

ever seen I think it's just everyone so scared listen charges fans Shane you're listening you are

“right now you'll win a couple of the games you thought you were gonna lose that's what the NFL is”

it seems dire but that that will always happen it'll be a game I mean look you might be playing

Drew Lock you thought you're gonna play Sam Donald did it happen and it's true so the charges they got well they get the Raiders right and then at the bills yeah at the Seahawks you got you have to win next week Shane no yeah yeah I don't know next week you got to win not to go should you got it not to go should okay last game Eagles 24 Commanders 22 boys yep unless you guys go wherever you want to go with it oh I'm pointing back and forth each other

what would you like me to go one of the club I defer okay would you like the good or the bad give us both two bad first two bad first I'll start with the bad offensive line Eagles all the sudden Eagles automatically having the best offensive line the league no longer the case it was terrible today hand in digression was like one of the worst linemen in the NFL today which is a real big

“problem if that's what we're gonna be having going forward um and then my other just off of the”

eyeball test I didn't think Cooper to Jean played a very good game defensively but in the whole I think the defense played pretty well the defensive line was getting good pressure Jane is a tough guy to sack but I think they made it out they got enough pressure to make him uncomfortable and I thought jailin hurts was fantastic I thought jailin hurts played a very good game especially with all of the criticism that he's had in the off season all of the drama with AJ Brown my Kai lemon

one of the craziest debut stat lines of all time three catches for negative five yards starting career yes on taving to x was very good Dallas got her is fantastic slot not the cleanest game but

of said you just shrugged your shoulders and you're like what the hell I'm trying to slatter now in the group chat I felt like trying to slide down I feel like jailin hurts was uh more decisive with his running to today yeah like you know I mean that's the 2018 run-and-mask was massive he was a problem run-and-and-the-the offensive line with yeah concerning oh yeah but I I do think that some of that was because there were guys coming and I was right about the guys oh they oh they dropped it

dropped it Jones is officially confirmed as uh I'm gonna have guys coming guy like he is from the Bryan Flora Street um the the commander's defense went from unwatchable last year like one of the worst in NFL history to I think we might be average or maybe maybe even like a little bit better than average overall because of how creative he gets with the blitzes so well I'm only like the film like the Eagles film guys said that they'd already watched the film in like Land of Dekershin

“is like unplayable if that's how he's he's going to play but I agree there were other moments of”

the game where the blitzes were problem yeah I I have my blame my blame chart for the commanders okay because I don't think big picture I don't think this guy's falling I really wanted to win this game be awesome to go on the road and Philadelphia and uh and walk away with the win week one that would have been great uh but overall I think there's there's some bad there's some good to take away my number one blame goes to honestly it pains me Mike Sander still this is they were

hot in Mikey today yeah that's been a theme that first touchdown it's it was that there were

a couple plays and I think he still can be a really good player but they they were absolutely hunting Mikey today and that that was tough to see he got turned around a couple times look really bad there um two two of the biggest plays of the game I think were largely his

“responsibility that that throw to wicks for a touchdown and then that deep bomb was that also the”

wicks the bomb to wicks where he just got his controller got unplugged twice today and they both ended up in in chunk plays that pretty much won the game for the Eagles uh Dan Quinn second most blame I don't know what we're doing timeouts I don't think Dan Quinn understands how to use timeouts correctly complicated it is it is you only get three and they're you get three in each half and they don't carry over what if you get a challenge right but then if you get a challenge right then you get an

extra timeout no you get four well you don't burn a timeout gonna lose a challenge you burn one and I don't know if this is the backwards snapback hat today on Dan Quinn it it looked like his brain was trying to burst through his forehead because he couldn't figure out how timeouts work really dumb stuff by Dan Quinn I do think the hat would piss me off when you lose again yeah

hat pisses me off when it'll loss yeah it does third most blame kicker jail and quarter blocked

an extra point and then missed a 56 yard fuel goal uh between the two of those plays in a being very very consequential to the final score of the game and then the play call on the two point conversion from blouse I don't think blouse had a terrible game I don't think had a great game but that was that was a dolly call running the shovel past to our backup tight end which actually it might have worked if I would ready or center it held his block but he got manhandled so

it didn't work it was a it was a dumb play and no blame to digs by the way no blame to digs caught a touchdown I know ideally in that place you're thinking we're gonna go for two in fact I think it was the first team since 2000 that had kicked an extra point down two in the final ten minutes of regulation and it's because digs caught the touchdown and then when sailing balls first into the upright when you sign stuff on digs this is the bargain that you make

if the deal is gonna be he catches the touchdown and in the process of catching a touchdown he commits a 15 yard unsporting like penalty that's yes that's exactly what you think you're gonna get also I don't know if you saw this Hank but it was on 36 so he's he's just super excited that

“he actually got the ball in his hands on that play so no blame that's that's digs that's what digs”

is gonna do it sucks get costly penalties it sucks and crucial moments of the game I can't

invite digs into my home and then be like hey why did you rub your dick on the upright like that's what he's gonna do it's it's the first line on his resume that he's gonna do something like this am I wrong no I don't think so I wouldn't say no blame I would say he deserves blame for sure well yeah like it's true that you know where you're getting with him but you also like he deserves blame for you guys losing the game but if I don't know how I can blame digs and then

like we're the ones that brought him in if anything add and Peters signed him but he was it he was a

bill it's good the most part well I mean he did he did enough we did enough you guys tried we could

“want you tried hard could I ask or robot that's all you can ask for a robot question r HO bsk dot”

come from a could take 20% off your first purchase Qsips polo's hoody jogger shorts row back dot come from a could take is there any blame to jaden and also I came down late in the fourth because I was getting ready for the show there seemed to be some tension in the cave you were people were

throwing accusations at you that you were celebrating the simplest jaden passes as incredible.

yeah that's that's I I'm not I didn't see it well that's back we got hate we're saying we got buyest audience because Hank put together a hater per lay thoughts in prayer sank your hater per lay did not win did I even come close to winning it did win pretty much no it didn't because I took the opposite I took the opposite of Hank's hater per lay and I won oh I took a pro jaden per lay that directly no you didn't that's impossible I had eighteen plus reset completion for jaden I had I believe two

touch downs that wasn't part of mine which he got and then I had commanders to cover the spread that's not the opposite of mine that's fine that's yours congrats for years I was under eighteen and a half under two hundred yards and the Eagles and an interception okay so you're very close yeah I mean I I thought like that's that's kind of what you get you know like yeah yeah yeah I fought hard for three quarters of this game jaden Daniels was terrible

“I don't so here's the thing is terrible I don't think he was terrible I don't think he was terrible”

I don't think he was terrible 18 and 35 you know 18 and a half I had eighteen plus receptions got it Max I don't think he was terrible I've been thinking about this he didn't play good he definitely didn't play good but it was clear what the Eagles were doing with their secondary and jaden needed to take off early instead of like dodging around to the pocket and then thrown the ball away yeah I don't know how many throwaways he had out of bounds but it was a shit load of them at that point he has to be more

decisive and run at that spot so he wasn't throwing the ball well he was missing lots of throws he missed a few throws but I think a lot of the incompletions were clearly on out of bounds intentional throwaways I don't know if we were watching this he was bad in the fourth quarter he was good I wouldn't say bad bad but when he threw when it was like

third and 15 or second and 15 and he makes a throw for first down I'm going to say good throw

and then Max had a well it just became like it'd be like wow great throw and it's like a wide open receipt like great play and great throw are two different things an expected throw for every quarterback in the NFL for a wide open receiver is not a wow great throw on every single completion that I don't and it was because he was playing poorly so you were trying to convince yourself being like oh he's back that's a great throw that's a great throw which is

just fine it's a good coping mechanism for a fan in the NFL for quarterback who's playing poorly I've done that when jalen hurts his playing poorly today he did not play poorly I was just excited for first down but your rate throw and great play are two different you're reading way too much into the language policing here Max hey I was just excited yeah it was like a check down and people who's like oh great throw I will say it like it was just by a side after this

conversation happened jalen knows I should like he almost brought him back yeah like I said that he was doing some fourth quarter he was good great stuff at the end of the game the beginning it did feel like he was indecisive with the ball yeah where it's like and he was

“yeah I think he's been told don't put yourself in danger don't run with the football”

so he would get away from the initial pass rush and then he would stay behind a lot of scrimmage and then nothing would pop up and he'd throw the ball away because it's too late to run and those cases like j and he did that a little bit in the second half and he had an awesome run against this equals defense and he was more decisive about running with football and then everything kind of became easier but he was staying way too long in the back field with the ball in his hands

and then just running out of time and then okay I'm just gonna air mail one 20 yards out of bounds I thought that again the defense I thought was better than expected sunny styles is awesome sunny styles and he was all over the field what what other fights did you guys have any other I think I think that because I said great throw yeah on a completion for 15 yards in the first down and it wasn't as good a throw back so pretty much no like little

one jillin hurts had a great game I grew up yes and I would never say anything positive about

on third the game pretty much swung on a couple plays one was the long touch down to Goddard I

believe that was third down as well but then the run that that jillin hurts had yeah it was third 19 was just at that point like that that's one of the entire game's momentum and we should also say jillin Carter's just the best at blocking kicks yes it's in so good I mean that was that that could have been you know you don't have to go for two if he doesn't block that extra point yep also say that Tyler Owens had one of the best plays I've ever seen on special team oh yeah

that was sick he was double teamed off the bat as a gunner and then he he stiff arms one guy into the ground and then stiff arms another guy into the ground and then delivers a spinebuster

“tackle at the end it was awesome yeah also this guy Tyler Owens athletic freak I think he was”

undrafted but he was one of the most athletic safeties at the combine he doesn't believe that space is real he thinks space is fake space is hard to put your head head around it doesn't make a lot of sense and doesn't I think as a defense of back not believing that space exists is actually a good mindset to have yeah like yeah no daylight in between you close the space yeah I don't hate that strategy of him being like I don't want to think too hard about something because it kind of hurts

my brain so I'm just gonna think that it doesn't exist right yeah I'm kind of what I space does because if you if you think too hard about space it fucking sucks it it fucked me up the other day I watched one of those videos with my kids where it was like this is the earth then this is the sun then this is the next biggest star and then it just keeps going keeps going keeps going until there's galaxies and it's all this stuff and they were just cheering every time I got bigger and I was

like stopped cheering like this is fucked up and when they're like this is the size of the earth but here's the earth compared to the size of the sun yeah no that's it no I don't want to think about that no yeah kept on going and then it's just like then this is the galaxy and then this is the small galaxy is the big galaxy this is the black star this is the giant black star they're like yeah stop this is fucked up so I'm with this guy I did say that I was I was going to

base my entire theory on how the season would go on the first drive that the commander said and I

have my answer we got a fuel goal it was not like a super impressive drive that's 9 and 8 commanders will be 9 and 8 this year based on that drive 9 and 8 9 and 8 I think the Eagles are a very very good team I think that this was not the worst showing that you possibly could have

“against a good team but in order to be a good team you have to win these kind of games and we had”

every opportunity to win despite the fact that we didn't play well and yet Jane didn't play great the first half I would say played I would give him a D in the first half and then I would give him a B plus in the fourth quarter but I'm good I'm good with both of those are you okay with those great with both of those great what about if he says good throw good good throw is fine and that's and that's where it makes sense there are great throw what if he says great throw

it's got to be a good throw it's got to be like a tight window or so then I just started like not acknowledging anything good I'd just be like average touchdown that's what you're supposed to do great job it was there were routine throws routine touchdowns routine possible game winning drive every play is hard in the hospital like bad penalties but that's what you know that's what you want yeah my next week I want to say that's what we want Hank you know that's when you yeah like

“Stefan digs like you you said I'll take that all day I can't be mad at him yeah right why would you be”

he caught you the game but like fucking we we brought him in exactly no so I agree like I totally agree you ever hear that so we're being in the frog yeah yeah the scorpions things are when you expect I'm a scorpion of course Stefan digs going to score touchdowns and then he's going to put his dick on shit there's also didn't end up being that consequential because they still got the two point

try like if they'd never got that two point try then it would have been but you'd rather do that earlier yeah

but it I don't know like you could have you could have because they'll gone for it not gotten it and then you just wouldn't have had a chance in that last no then that affects the way they call play is moving forward you're right it definitely listen obviously I'm joking a little bit about takes I wish that he didn't do that that was stupid and Jane said it was stupid but at the end of the day like okay he caught a touchdown Stefan digs is a little bit crazy he's got that that's not prediction that's not

the last time he's going to do something like that what uh so it is next week a double must win because Cowboys will get to the last game but Cowboys commanders playing at Cowboys I wish I wish the Cowboys won today yeah Max went understand he does not understand he doesn't get that part of it I wish no sense because they're going to be desperate and we're not going to be able to catch him

those first three games yeah okay so that that game happened to the Cowboys Giants Giants 28 Cowboys

“20 what a win for the Giants feels like a I don't want to say statement when because you can't”

really have a statement when in week one but maybe it's a announcement of a new regime and the Giants to me looked tougher more physical uh more buttoned up as a football team than they have looked in a very long time and they kind of like like the Cowboys have all this talent the Giants were just the tougher team they were just kind of bullying them and there was a little bit of fumble luck where the ball kept on bouncing and the Giants recovered a couple of them and acted

his classic DAC like what the fuck are you doing pick at the end of the first half which made no sense but that's on DAC that's not like the Giants shouldn't be apologizing for that I you got to be pumped if you're a Giants fan yeah you got to be very excited about it and then also at the end of the game did you see the the four playcalls in a row yeah to single Terry yeah ran the same play yes and and the Cowboys made zero adjustments on it I thought the Giants did they they looked more

I don't know if the word is professional they did they crisp they look crisp like physical all the small stuff it looks like they did everything a half second faster than this and they did over the last few years they scored their first touchdown on uh week one in the last four years so it was a great start for them too that's second that second half by the way it was crazy in terms of uh there was only there's only five drives total it went 12 play 74 yards touchdowns

for the Giants 12 play 75 yards touchdown for the Cowboys that was the entirety of the third quarter each team at the ball once in the third quarter fourth quarter 13 play 65 yard touchdown for the Giants nine play 74 yard touchdown for the Cowboys and the Giants got the ball and ended the game

yes crazy Giants were awesome on third down tonight yeah 90 percent of Jackson in it fell

like a conversion rate a really good plan for Jackson Dart some designed runs that looked good scatterbow is when he's healthy is awesome to watch Isaiah likely beast like that that seems like that was a really good uh free agent acquisition for for them to get him from the Ravens because remember he was he was good on the Ravens he got hurt a little bit and Mark Andrews is always number one guy he might be that might be a big big uh grab for them where it's like you look at their team it's

like okay they got neighbors they got scatterbow they got likely like that's starting to kind of

“shape up to be a pretty nice position groups I think it was two guys I think it was likely”

and then Patrick record yeah oh they got multiple guys I think but two guys like that I think yeah they're the puncher too are like setting a tone in terms of like what what are we going to be about as a team yeah also shout out James Winston one of the better uh help the sky up instead of seeing all year mm-hmm and I was it it's a early in the season but um all time help up guy like dark got laid out on the sidelines and James was a first responder on the scene

yep I just like pushed everybody out of the way I got you yeah George Pickins I feel like he had a couple couple that he should have caught they didn't the cowboys you could see the flashes in the offense but it's gonna be interesting they have to win like this will be a massive game week two mm uh speaking of which let's look let's look real quick at next Sunday because

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shock ladder to the moon okay boys that was week one we're gonna do who's back in a minute but that was

“any any closing thoughts on week one I've now decided to double down on Hank's face and just said I'm”

glad Diggs did that it was funny me too yeah it's good that's good it's good it's good it's good happy I hope he doesn't harder next time yeah yeah it was a loud sound what's going to suck if he does it again and he will you're gonna have to he will you're gonna have to defend it again you're gonna have to defend it you're gonna have to cheer it you say that was awesome I'm a fan of NFL thought like it also I'm a fan of slapstick comedy so I hope he does it again

you got it yeah I hope they put a sound effect in the upright such as he will you'll you'll you'll you'll you'll be very funny yeah he he he he he needs to do a better job of hitting the top of them sliding down that'd be hilarious pretending like he's knocked down yeah that'd be really good I should do who's back the week it's good to talk ball with the boys who's back the week is brought to you by your friends it's

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but tonight he put out a statement said this has been a very difficult time for everyone associate with the clippers and after that I have sincere regrets I want to apologize to our fans and employees my fellow MBA owners for the distraction stress as matter has caused

for which I accept responsibility as principal owner and then he basically you know long

long statement but he said we're putting this chapter behind us and we are complying with the penalties assessed by the league we've paid the fine and are moving forward so there is not going to be no pushback they came out you know the came out when it first came out like a year ago that they denied denied denied denied he said he got he got screwed over to yep then when the suspension came out they said this is bullshit we you know categorically deny all these claims

and then he's just whatever's come to light he's just he's like well we're going to eat all the shit I think someone finally got into his head where it's like dude you're your caught red handed when horse said this remember we talked about it like the timber rolls when they did this they complied they apologized they came forth they were forthright and they're like hey this is what we did and then they gave them to their picks back they took five away they gave two back

balmer someone smart around balmer was like dude they literally have everything

“you you are dead to rights like what are you doing and and it's like if you want to save any type of”

face any type of picks you have to just say you fucked up and so smart by him I'm sure when

he like became a billionaire who's like I'll never have to eat shit again I'm never have to apologize

I'll never have to say I'm wrong I'm always right this got a sock for him yeah it's realizing you actually don't have fuck you money yeah yeah because everyone around which is it's crazy because he is the wealthiest NBA owner but still yeah I thought he was going to drag this out in court Pablo Brock the richest NBA owner to his knees um damn Adam saying uncle how much do you think he hates Pablo Tory oh how much do you think he's just pitching about him like to his wife oh

I'm sure he's got like he's trying to reverse reverse or no cardum do you think he's got like private investigators yeah yeah I doubt Pablo has anything you know any skeletons in his closet but if he does bombers finding those motherfuckers Pablo should reverse reverse the reverse or no card and do like a fake skeleton yeah like if I were Pablo I'd like next time I take out my trash I'd like make it look like a whole like a large body like in a rug and then they'd be like we got you

like dude it's literally I'm literally throwing out a rug give a fake ex girlfriend reach out to him uh-huh to should that be funny that'd be awesome that'd be good and then bomber like it ends up

that is dumb we can to do it oh my god the US open but I gotta do it sunday of a Saturday

“and Saturday women's robocna sunday's barrel so it's how was the first uh US”

men's grand slamwinner since what like 2003 sure yeah like Ben Shelton we haven't we haven't done it in a very long time or Samper's might have been the last one uh sounds good yeah he was he wasn't close do you see his barrel was so locked in he even though he won yeah so he was he he broke him like three times the one I don't understand that I was watching the women's final that the it was it was sublink of her's robocna one verse two oh they were kept saying that no matter what happens

in this match robocna's gonna be the number one when the when the ranking comes out on Monday

but it's like they're they're playing against each other how could you how could you beat

oh how could you lose to the number one but then still be number one oh makes no sense oh and erotic 2003 yeah also taught you talk about explaining like trying to explain football like it it makes no sense if when you really take a setback trying to explain fucking tennis the scoring system makes no sense genuinely you sound like the stupidest person is you can't explain it in a way that sounds normal like oh well though this set is this game

“is to 60 it's 15 30 whatever it wasn't it by the clock or something and then you have to”

yeah it makes no sense oh yeah it's very of also hit on Ben Shelton's girlfriend yeah power move

turning around the Trinity Rodman yeah this is a professional athlete herself she is

uh oh all right that was talking tennis she seems like a great girlfriend by the way yeah like the most supportive girlfriend yeah definitely Ben Shelton though yeah he just didn't have it no didn't have it ran out of steam you could see it this vera was just a beast and this is all an ostrich anyway because joke of it's uh cried two old yeah so but if he wasn't old he wouldn't want I think we can all agree yes okay pifty um Hank took mine actually with

balmer but that's fine oh my who's back in the week is going to be the civil war oh because we had maybe the best hype video that I've ever seen in college football that came out on Friday it was uh getting ready for the Kansas Missouri game two teams that used to play that you used to be the same conference and it was a game that meant everything every year and uh Kansas just dropped a video on Friday that said it's really that deep and went back to the entire history

of why Kansas and Missouri are different states yep and how Missouri used to send people to kill people in Kansas because Kansas wanted no slavery in Missouri wanted slavery yep so they dropped a hype video with Edwin Coppik and John Brown hyping up this game being like we hate you

“because you like slavery was the message going into it which is a great that's why we love college football”

exactly it it really is that deep and then uh Missouri went out there and proceeded to kick their ass and even the coach Missouri said like yeah I I was feeling a little extra motivation because of the hype video yeah that they dropped the drinks it's like yeah we wanted to rub it at the end yeah yeah because they you essentially said that we like slavery so um as they that might have been the case when the states were initially uh started up back in the 1800s drink what's took that personally

as you should you should but again I love this dumb sport yeah it's the dumbest sport in the entire world that's when I think college football the best is that like this stuff is like this is what of course they're gonna bring up slavery yeah what that wouldn't they because that's probably something that every single fan of Kansas has done in the past on that week when they're planning it's Missouri like they probably talk about oh yeah you guys wanted slavery yeah

I did like uh pat forty who's a very good writer and I I do like reading and stuff uh who covers college football for many many years you think you would understand how stupid college football fan bases are he said when the opportunity arises to manipulate a hundred sixty-year-old tragic history and apply to a college football game in twenty twenty six associating one team of slavery and the confederacy in the process you probably shouldn't this is crap pat forty went to Missouri

okay there we go the media reply was like I wonder why dude it was like honored alumni nineteen eighty eight pat forty because it's actually true like that is why there's two states

make it yeah and also like it's college football right right it's college football people are going to be fucking psychos we had the the stripper assassin right poll assassin came back that was my other sex yeah yeah poll assassin and in her monkey like that that right there's we got one like one game where we have you know you guys like slavery we don't and then the next one poll assassin comes back after Texas wins and beats Ohio State our monkey by the way did not bite a child on

Halloween yeah it very clearly also if it did bite the child there was a note that was on the door

“saying caution monkey yeah and also shout out Oklahoma State we're we'll get into it I think we're”

gonna have the head coach of Oklahoma State on Wednesday show but it that was awesome college football I mean Brandon Walker two years in a row that was our former college football expert picked

working yeah it was tough first pick I was tough they got they would be that it's not like Oklahoma State

well the Oklahoma State was the better team yes absolutely absolutely all right my who's back the week I got two the first is we got a big still blue sweepstakes that's going on right now starting Monday morning at 9 a.m. and we're celebrating football kickoff we're now live in target circle K in 7/11 across the country you can go find out which ones closest to you at celbu coffee dot com so there's going to be three grand prize winners VIP visit to bar stool sports on a Sunday watch ball with us

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appreciate everyone who's buys obviously how it works you know when we when we get into these big stores it's really big for still blue coffee and trying to save a bunch of dogs and drink good coffee in order to stay in the stores you need people to buy them in the stores so everyone who buys in the stores I really really appreciate it and hopefully we find some people who want to come watch ball with us I will say this I'm adding this off script you better bring winners you better bring

winners because you will be asked to bring winners I don't even know if that's legal but you got to bring a winner so if you come watch football with us on Sunday be loaded with the winner

because I'll be the first question that all of us ask you is what's your winner and if you win

you're that much closer getting a job let's just be honest you went from 0% to 10% that's true Max you know that's true I didn't say you'd get a job you'd be closer to getting a job 10% high if you gave us a winner I can't but I do a really good winner yeah that'd be a really good winner my other who's back is Akron football because the offensive coordinator Marty Wims won the award or got to be offensive coordinator Akron fumble on the fourth play

yep shame well it was a shark wheel thing oh they did score touchdown with shark wheel that was a head coach shout out Akron football said hey big cats that he wanted to see shark wheel we scored on shark wheel so Joe more head shout out Akron football what was the guy's name the

coordinator Marty Wims the second so besides the fumble how was the play calling on that drive

“I think it was good I think it was going up tempo yeah you want to play that clip that was I think”

that was Joe more head who is talking big cat and some big names who you know did not were not selected by our department of accounting namely bar stole big cat did hear through the great vine that in lieu of him winning the contest that there was one play you wanted to run shark wheel and incidentally enough that play is in our playbook and the first touchdown to uh yeah to our Sean Patrick was indeed a shark wheel love it so shout out Joe more head shout

our Akron football that's really cool awesome promotion they ran like that was again college football is an a weird place overall but Akron's doing it right that was that was very fun so okay finish soft Zack on his back the week this week is going to be the good Chuck brothers they went to the uh Uris your Miami uh Florida and M game and they kind of this is solid boys because typically we think that uh you know press your asses are just great at every sport and they could do no wrong

“and they put some good tape out there for us throwing the football around um I think Chuck”

may have threw a football for the first time in his life the other day it was such a funny throwing

we learned that five times last week but from who just all over the map like

you're really good kicker but not not good at golf yeah something like that yeah we got to talk

“to Matthew that was tough and here's the thing though hockey players are terrible at every other”

sports side golf but here's a thing hockey players playing basketball is comedy the other side of it though did you see Kevin Durant yeah that's so smooth on our rope Kevin Durant has motion he looked awesome throwing a football just coat our head eligibility I mean listen one year yeah like he was maybe one hand catches like just a perfect spiral just effortless that is actually really impressive when a guy who doesn't play this like cross sport you can look really dumb

Kevin Durant looked really good throwing that football bang just perfect is that two tall to be

“quarterback yeah probably he's a perfect quarterback yeah i think perfect memes i agree someone”

did comment right away they're like that that throw would he's too tall it would sail over everyone hospital passes okay it's not that serious but it is i think give him a shot yeah give him a shot all right do you got another one is that was at it uh uh we caught a bunch of them but i can pivot uh right Garcia at a tough last year but he defended his a well-to-weight title with a super rush

to take care and second round the other day okay okay good for him uh good job guys

first football in the football Sunday in the books feels good to be back feels really good to be back feels good to be the hey shout out the one in oak club feels no anyone listen one now week one is it's fun when you win a lot of sucks when you lose a lot of one team's are gonna be ranked to had a some one and oh team's the power now it not mine it's just week one stay strong also farting is back because actually we did a good job eating today but farting is definitely back

we have a great healthy week one all right numbers zero three five five five yeah 88 go with two isn't nice when your quarterback

throws me on the sticks didn't have that last year you were afraid to throw for first down

40 make a 40 no one's six in any of them change it can't see 33 33 there's one one back yeah shout out Colton shout out Colton one in oak club one in oak club take over all of that Colton shout out Colton say something about the Cardinals things are really looking up you know if anything's possible no matter where you are in life if you show up every day and you suck life stick one day life might eat your ass so all right that's the Cardinals hanger card up rise up Red Sea we've got to put that on

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