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Rory Wins Back To Back Masters, Scott Van Pelt Joins Us Live From Augusta, NBA Playoffs Set + Who's Back Of The Week

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Rory wins back to back Masters and as a non Rory podcast we have to begrudgingly tip our cap. We talk about the Masters and the playoff that we all wanted so badly but never materialized. Max and Broo...

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Okay, let's go! Welcome to part of my take, presented by draft Kings. The crown is yours. Today is Monday, April 13th and Rory McAroy has gone back to back at Augusta. He puts the green jacket on himself.

Boys, first of all congrats to Rory. Yeah, congrats to Rory. I think we should, I think we should

invite, I think we should make Rory say no to coming on this podcast. Yeah, I mean, Rory has so many

things. He's always had the open invitation. He hasn't taken it up yet. He will

say no, but yeah, a lot of people are saying that Rory can't go on the big one. Yeah, that he's been ducking this and that's going to be the one glaring, empty spot on his resume. Yeah, when everyone looks at it, what's all said and done, you've got, you've got Brooks, he's got five, you've got Rory who is now at seven now, six, he's at six. So at six, I believe it's Faldo, it's Lietrovino and one other guy. It's a lot of guys in the olden times and then he's still, obviously chasing

Tiger.

Faldo, Mikkelson, Lietrovino and Rory. And they, they're all tied now. And then once you get to that

next level, then it's like the gods of golf. Yeah, it's the Tom Watson Gary player, Ben Hogan, Jack Nicklaus, Walter Hogan, who I think played in like the 20s, Tiger Woods. I got the, I think at seven, that's when he catches with Arnold Palmer. Yeah, he also, that is only the fourth time ever that someone has gone back to back in Masters. So that was, who was it? It was Jack Nicklaus. I think it was Nick Faldo. Sir Nick Faldo, sorry, excuse me, and then Tiger Woods. So it hasn't

happened in 25 years. Rory does it. It's also kind of cool that like this, this age of golf, it's been like, hey, the two, the two big guys are Rory and Scotty. They were going head to head today. They've also won four out of the last five Masters, John Rom being the one in the middle there.

So yeah, incredible. I mean, we don't, we're not a Rory podcast, but you have to say like,

he, I actually think that if he didn't win last year, this one, he would have probably choked away because he kind of had that he had that huge lead, he had a six stroke lead going into the weekend. He did not play great on Saturday. Everyone kind of caught up to him. And then he played good enough today where he didn't make any, you know, huge, huge mistakes in the back nine. He felt like it felt like he was playing very fast too. He was just getting up there like confident, like,

hey, I just know what I need to hit. And there was a few moments Scotty's put on 17 that didn't drop. There was Justin Rose had the lead for a little bit there. Cam Young started the day looking like he was going to maybe win it. Didn't. So Rory, he held everyone off. And then it's a Rory. On 18, it looked like we're in for vintage Rory. And I think that's, that's the difference between this year and last year for a lot of people is that we, it was so painful last year.

Yeah. And I think everybody, even though the biggest Rory haters came around to kind of rooting for him on Sunday. But since he's got that rooting for me. Since he's got that green jacket. Yeah, I was not. I think that most people watching him on 18 this year were kind of hoping for a good old fashioned Rory choke job. Yeah. Like he's got it. And plus if it was going to be Scotty, like that would be a great great story for Scotty too. And he, um, the put on 17 just didn't turn

up the last second. It was like half a ball that he missed. You would have that put easily. Yeah.

Is a bit, sometimes these guys know the course too much. And they overthink the course. You know, if you're married to somebody for like 60 years, all you do is fight. You know, you lose sight of what makes that person so great. Um, not a guy like me. But yeah, Scotty, he was, he played really

well on Sunday. Rory did not play that well over the weekend, but he played really well. That's why

you get a huge lead. That's why he was, he was in the lead for every single day of the tournament, which is pretty crazy. So, you know, pretty much wire to wire. It helps when you have a private jet that can fly you back and forth to Augusta for day trips. Hi. So I initially saw that story for people with Mr. Rory said after I believe it was Thursday that, um, he has been coming up, going up to Augusta, dropping his daughter off at school, um, hopping on his plane,

going to Augusta, practicing, then getting back and home, home and time for dinner.

First of all, what a flex. I think everyone, if they had the means and to do that, not only

to have the private jet but also to play Augusta, we're doing it a heartbeat, I initially wanted to shoot on it being like that's not fair. That's, that's basically like, mumble mentality or, you know, when like the stories of MJ or any of these guys who were just crazy competitive and they put in all the work, that's just what Rory was doing. It just happened to be that it needed a private jet for it.

Yeah, I mean, I don't think that it's unfair. I think anybody can do it. Yeah, I wanted to say

it was unfair just because I'm not the biggest Rory fan. And, and I know golf is so weird because it feels like whenever there's a winner, you'd be all have to congratulate the winner. Like, why can't we root for guys? Yeah, I wasn't rooting for Rory. I was rooting for Scotty. I would have been happy with Justin Rose would have been fine with KM Young. Anyone. Anyone. But Rory. Yeah, who else was close? Rossi. Rossi was up here. He was nothing for me. I probably would have gone

Rory over Russell, Henley, just because Rory, winning back to back to Rory. That was up there. That would have been fun. Real hat and yeah, Archie Max, fucking played. No, way of all's off. But back to the back to Rory thing. Yeah, because it did become a story that he would go in and he practices like every week. I think he, he said on the record, at least like six practice rounds, we're fluelling it out, who knows how much is. You're right. It's not unfair. And you can't,

you can't really like hate on the guy for doing that when he has the opportunity. But what we can do

Is we can then choose to be selective in displaying outrage about the environ...

hey, Rory, I hope it was worth the fact that you like, you, you probably killed 500,000 people.

Yeah, doing that. And I hope it's worth their time. I think it's the carbon footprint of like

one average adult in the United States of the course of three years. He used up an entire broad to source. Yeah. So I hope to get you to get to it. I hope you're happy. It's not, hey, Rory, it's not like we're fighting wars over oil or anything right now. It's not like people are laying their lives down because of our, our consumption of oil. So I, I'm glad that at least you got

you found it useful. It is, it is pretty crazy. The back to back. What if he just never loses

a masters again? It's now, it's, it's like, you know, when we're, we're all getting older, but every now and then I'll be in a situation where I play some beer pong and it's like, hey, maybe I still have it. Maybe I, maybe I'll just, maybe I'll just hit every shot. Maybe I'll be a 20 year old myself again. What if Rory's just like, hey, I'm just done losing it Augusta. Like, I did that for a really long time. Wasn't much fun. Now I'm just going to win every year. That's

what Freddy couple, couple said this weekend. He is watching Rory and he's like, he just might not ever lose. He might not. It might just, we might have to Rory proof it. Like, when we tiger proof it back in the day. Yeah. Like, we got a Rory proof. I don't know what that mean, taller trees. He got, he found himself in the shit on 18. I don't know how they found that ball to the tree. The camera work. Can we say, well, you, the camera, I put a note on it. I am usually the number one,

like golf camera man's simp in the world. I would remind people that the, the camera work that they do during this tournament is absolutely insane. Finding the ball to the mask, all that stuff.

I, I will, I will always stand up for them. This was a major black eye on the profession.

The, the camera work, I'd say for the last 40 minutes of the tournament was terrible. We didn't see Rory's T shot where it landed. We didn't see Cam Young's T shot where it landed. We didn't see Rory's second shot where it landed. We didn't see Cam Young's second shot where it landed. They then went to a bunker view for Rory's third shot that made no sense. Yep. We also didn't see Rory's ball go in the hole to win the tournament. Might not have gone in. It's crazy. It was just,

it was baffling how bad the camera work got down the stretch. And yeah, it just, uh, look, Rory's, Rory's awesome. He's really good at golf. And oh, by the way, we did see. So we didn't see all those shots. We did get to see a bunch of teenagers drinking beer in Northern Ireland about a thousand times. So that, at least they nailed that one. That one was good. Actually, yeah, more than enough of that. I liked that. That was okay. Like at the, the home track and how, howly would course.

Also shout out to Sergio Garcia. Well, what did they, what did they, Sergio had on the second hole? He hit his drive. I don't know why he freaked out. He hit his drive into a bunker, but just because he hit his drive too far. Yeah. So the bunker is what like 310 yards away Hank.

Any, he spanked and just like rolled into it. Yeah, Hank. Who's about 310? I think like 2015.

Yeah, you have your book out. So why do you get pissed off about that? I don't know. He's ten like we're running it up. Yeah, but you know what? It's also someone pointed out. It's like the fact that you were that mad on the second hole. Yeah. So it's something else is going on. He took his bunker. He smashed into the ground, smashed it into the water cooler. And then later on that hole, he picked up John Rom's bag. And he was like, I'll just carry your bag down the courts for you.

He also, you know, afterwards didn't show much room where he got dinged by Augusta. They were like, hey, we're, we're, we're, we're giving you a, not a penalty, but a warning. But afterwards he kind of

laughed it off because he's got a green jacket and they can never stop inviting him. That's,

I saw there was a debate this weekend, like, which would, which would you rather have the, the, the gold jacket from the profile ball hall of fame or the green jacket? It has to be green jacket. What comes with the green jacket is insane. Just be able to go there. You get to play this courts and you get to play in the tournament for the rest of your light. It's insane. It's pretty good. Sergio can just smash his driver and they can be like, hey, sir, please don't do that. He's like,

you know what? You guess what? You're with me for life because I won one of these things and I'm

coming back for as long as I want. I think that there might be a secret rule where if Augusta's

membership votes on them, they can get a guy kicked out. Yeah. Even if you win a master, probably. I think that if you're, hate, I don't know, amongst the champions. If you disrespect the course and the course's rules, yeah, do you think they have like a morality clause because then they would have, I mean, Tiger probably would have had a couple of meetings about that. I don't think a morality clause. I think maybe if you if you bring a cell phone onto the case. What about Bobby

Mack? He's, you know, he got in trouble, right? I kind of liked that, though, for flipping off the course and off the course. Yeah, off the patrons. Can't do that. No, there's one shot to the Gary Woodland hat hat. I think it was on Friday. He hit his ball like way to the right and then was trying

To pitch out to get back on the green.

lined up on that side of the green and they wouldn't move because you put your seat down and that's where you're entitled to stay. Yeah, for the entire day. So Gary Woodland had to hit like just a little running ball and lay up short of the patrons so then he could get on the green for his next shot.

Yeah, I like that. They built a wall. Yeah, we also had our guy Max have an incredible round on

Sunday. He went from, I think he was in the the 20s all the way up to tied for 9th. Yeah, so gets to side. He got like 600 grand. Max is going to win one. I really believe that. He was in it. He's, I mean, he's finished tied for 12 or 12 or 12 or better three straight years in Augusta. He's playing the course well. It's just putting together all four days. Yeah, if you look back on how he is playing like last year compared to this year, he's he's playing way better. Right. I think

Matt, you know, he didn't have any bad rounds. Like it wasn't that he had a bad rounds. He's just it's to it's it's actually funny if you look at the last. I think it's like five or six. It's up until Dustin Johnson won the COVID year. The winning score at Augusta has been like minus 10 to

minus 12 ever. Like that's what it is. It's just they've dialed it the course to be exactly that.

I know people were mad that they nerfed it a little bit by spraying it with water on the weekend. But that's what it is. And Max is, I mean, he's, you know, he finished minus eight today. He's right there. Yeah. Max played really well. I'm, I'm proud of Max. I think this is Max's here. Yeah, and Brooks got to invite back to. I think he would have gotten one anyway, but he finished top 12. Yeah, Brooks. And Mike Brooks is right in there. Guys are back in our guy Jake Nap. Also what's

finished number 11? What's more impressive? Psychometric winning back to back masters are getting both of your friends back in the masters next year. Like how many dudes just have two friends that are playing at a go. Right. And we just got, we just got both of them back at the tournament next year. They're calling. We're already just got himself. They're calling us so we're clear. We're we did not get anyone else. We got two guys. They're calling it the PMT sweep. I would love to, again,

we'll make where we say no, but I would love to ask him like, what's more impressive in your mind?

Have you ever gotten two of your friends automatic qualifications to Augusta? Definitely on the same

Sunday. Definitely not. Um, I might be the top of the list of guys who are never coming on this podcast.

Oh, yeah. Really the top? Oh, let's do it real quick. I brought out Rushmore of guys never coming on this podcast. Okay, LeBron. Bryson. Bryson. Bryson. Bryson. I don't know about that. I think Bryson way better chance than Roy. I think at some point he'll he'll need it. Okay. So, so, Roy, uh, probably variable at this point. Freable and recini. Um, Chris Paul for sure. Hmm. Who else? LeBron. LeBron.

Hello LeBron. Like, what if he's in the internet invitation or he's like, these guys are so funny. We won't do a podcast. I think we could get trick them. Yeah. To be like, hey, can you just come to our sweet real quick? I want to switch. I want to show you our producers tattoo. Yeah. Tell us what you might do it. Taylor Swift would not be doing it. Yeah, that's definitely on there. All right. So,

wait, let's do a top 10. Top 10 most likely people to never come back on the podcast or come on the podcast.

Roy McAurey LeBron James Taylor Swift. Reable Racini Chris Paul. Who else? Who else? Uh, a foul tool. I'm going to say, Dr. Anthony Fauci. Will you think he will? And he's invited back on Rob Schneider. Rob Schneider, good one. Definitely not. Cena will come back on. Right. Karim. Karim. Still live. I think that's about that's eight. That's eight good ones. Just as be a problem. Never come on. Coach K. Coach K. No, I could see Coach K. I wouldn't want

to know. I could see him. I could see him. He's in the music. I mean things. Um, okay. Yeah. That's that seems like that. You got to think that there's like A, A, A, A listers. That'll just never come on. Yeah. Oh, yeah,

that's what I'm saying. You're swinging. Sure. That's what I'm saying. Like there's a thing you see

my come on. Do we get more videos? Zach talking about sleeping in? Yeah. Those eyes popping. I think that's definitely happening. That absolutely could happen. Oh, uh, what's name? Uh, Jared Dudley. Throw back. Yeah. Yeah. Remember when he announced that he was coming on? And then like a few people on Twitter like don't do bar stool and they's like, I'm going to do bar stool. One of the most random guys ever. To be like, I'm going to, I hear his my life in the same

bar. I would say. Hey, Jared Dudley are bad. Yeah. Um, there's, I think amongst golfers, he's probably the only one that we can say. Yeah. Would probably not like to come on bar stool sports properties. Yeah. Yeah. But I mean, all would take would be one nice, like video from Dave when Dave bet on him and then where we change his tune. Yeah. Yeah. We'll just say nice things about him. Yeah. But if you got to Rory, good job. Very much congrats for her. I guess we'll actually like,

You will beat him up and he'll tell us how awesome he is.

wins that we don't like, he can, Scott can actually tell us why we should like him. And we'll be like,

yeah, because Scott's the best. I think that it would, it's going to be good for golf to have a guy

that's dominant that we don't like. Yeah. I think that's good for us too. It's a podcast because it's very easy. Like Scottie Sheffler, he wasn't the most dynamic guy in front of the media when he started to win. We got to know him the most likable person. Well, the fact that he likes to find or maybe he's the man. Yeah. No, I agree. I don't understand golf fans who like everyone or like every single person who wins like that's just not it doesn't make sense. This is we've got to have

some people we don't like. This is residual liking for all the losing that he's done in the past. Yeah. Like he, he lost so much when it counted in like major major moments. That a lot of people

developed that sympathy liking a brewery. And then it's just like, I want this poor little guy to just

succeed one time. Yeah. And then he did it again. And then he did it again. And now it's good because everyone's like, oh, thank, come on, Rory, great job. We still remember your loser. Eventually we're going to get sick. Like the average golfer is going to be starting to get sick of Rory winning major championship. Well, and here's the the honest truth about it. It has less to do with last year's piss this year. It was more to do with the fact that there was a moment on Sunday

where it was like, are we going to have a five-teen or five-person playoff? Like that was that was a realistic thing with everyone bunched up. So they don't have any type of playoff. Kind of soft. Like I wanted to see Scott Ian Rory going to a playoff. Yeah. It would have been awesome. It would have

been great. Yeah. So that was part of it. Other masters notes, the egg salad guy. I know we talked

about the hats. The shrink movement that everyone says that, you know, we got to get rid of all these people who are new and to golf. I think the egg salad guy rules because I think he made that as a custom hat. That's a custom hat. Yeah. They didn't sell that one. That one is a custom hat. If you love like salad that much. And I also was just thinking about it like that guy wearing that hat

on Monday morning, back at work. That's very funny. The only way that hat could be better is if

the letters were a little bit larger and if it was upside down. Yeah. That's also that hat would absolutely rock. I think it's also the fact that it's egg salad because it's not like if you had a hat to say bacon or you had a hat that said hamburger or ice cream. Everyone loves it. This guy's hat just says fart sandwich. Like you're going to eat it. You're going to eat a sandwich that smells like a fart and everyone's going to be like, what's going on? It's going to be delicious. But let's

just be honest. That's what an egg salad sandwich is. You know when you make an egg salad sandwich and if anyone walks by, they're going to be like, ew. That was this is gross. I would like one that said savory tomato pie. That would be a good one. Yep. Just fresh mixed fruit would be a really good hat. Maybe for like a big bachelor party. It all shared different ones of those hats. One that just says soft drinks. I'm just looking at the menu right now of a gust of shampoo,

a gust of national. And then one, how about one that just says domestic beer? That would be cool.

The domestic beer hat I think might be the best one in the non egg salad division to wear on a hat.

I don't, I think it's funny that golf people are like, we need to shrink the game because these people wear stupid hats to our tournaments. Yeah. I mean, it's it's keeping it in a different in a different form. I don't know. I think people should get to do whatever they want, love whatever they want. Yeah. If the style looks stupid, they'll just look stupid. Now I do their own choices of human being. If they want to wear a hat that looks stupid, let them wear a hat that looks stupid.

I do think that there should be more places, not less that we go to where they do the masters rules of like compensating yourself on. Yeah. I think that people actually craved that right. Yes. I think if you had like a concert or concert venue and they made you do that before the bands went on, I think people would actually look forward to going to that venue. I think if they're, even if there was a bar, if there was like just like a good sports bar or a good like

nice upscale bar and they're like, hey, put your phones in, you know, the like little comedy bags at the end. Yeah. Put them in there. You're not allowed to have your phone out in this bar. I actually think a lot of people will go forward. Is it? Is it? Is it right here like Chick-fil-A's doing something like that? That if you don't look at your phone, you get a free ice cream or something? Look that up. I think there's something, my question though to you would be, would any one

attend Cachella if you they confiscated their phone? No. No. It's like Cachella actually is the reverse of the masters and mandatory phone. Yeah. I think maybe this is just someone told me this and I uh, no phone challenge. Is it really? Is it real? Someone told me this and then I just, I'm in a big mood of just whatever people tell me I just believe. Select Chick-fil-A locations are offering free small cone to customers who participate in the cell phone coupon challenge.

I like this.

summer you start to get some of the, uh, some of the theme days at MLB ball parks. Yeah. Like

bark at the park. Yeah. If there was no cell phone day, this is like my idea of the ball park week. Yeah. You're idea of what? No replay week in in sports where we could just start just start doing stuff like that. Yeah. Yeah. The NBA says, hey, for an entire week, we're just y'all can have any instant replay. Yeah. I think if you told people ahead of time, hey, this is the non cell phone day at our ballpark. I think you would actually get a lot of people that want to go to. Definitely.

Uh, the other ones were uh, how, how tongue Lee who had a 10 who froze out Scotty? What was at at 16? Uh, 13. Oh yeah. He was, he put it into the water. He was in the bushes looking for his ball. He also apparently had, uh, food poisoning or some type of diarrhea incident because he said he

went to the toilet last night. A lot of times. And this morning when I got to the golf course and

was still feeling really bad. And I was living in the toilet. Do you think that's way to one percent of whoop recovery? Oh, Dan. And then whoop was using that as like promotion, which I kind of a little bit interesting. Yeah. Yeah. He is the, he is the man though. Remember he's the one with the on his wedges. It says how tongue is the most handsome man in China. Yeah. It's pretty cool.

I, I think that's why he kept hitting ball over and over again in the woods because he's

probably taking a shit at the time. Oh my god. Now, when I saw this Hank, maybe you can, you can answer my question, uh, because I had a golf rules question for you. Um, why didn't he just say I can't find my ball? You know, what is that? What happens? Just like unplayed. I do a breakfast ball on the, on the, on the 12th hole. Yeah. Or the 13th hole. Yeah. Because if you say, if you think they have spotters though, right, but he was like inside of trees. I don't think they had spotters like underneath the trees with

if he hit, is that you, what you said? I don't know why I did that. I, I don't know why I swear to try to find the rule and he typed in breakfast ball. Yeah. Yeah. Because it sounds delicious. It sounds delicious. Yeah. What is that? Like dark chocolate chips, melted milk. Oh, god. Little ice cream balls. Some chia seeds in there. It sounds like like a one that you can put in a ziplock and carry around with you all day. Some granola in there. Maybe put like some caramel and then a little bit of sea salt. Oh,

the answer. I don't see. It's like a OB. If you can't find your ball, if you can't find your ball, if you can't find your ball, back to the tea. You got unplayable. Yeah. You can go back to where you hit your first shot and it's a one stroke penalty, right? Yes. Why do you do that? He should have done that. I think he probably thought he could, he could make it out. Because like if I'm in that couldn't deep deep stuff, I'm going to look for it, but then I'm not going to look very hard for it. You're a broker. You're a broker. I am. I'm a lawyer. I'm a lawyer. Maybe put down a

quote card please. You're a lawyer. You are from Hank Lockwick on the golf course in small texts. Any other, oh, Justin Rose feel bad for him. He now has four top three finishes at the master's.

That's the only thing that Norman has more with out of win with six. It's hard to feel bad

for guys like that. That's why it's hard for me to feel bad for Rory too. Because if you finished

second place at Augusta, you're going home with like what two million bucks, one point five

million dollars. You can't play forever. You can't play forever. You don't get the green jacket. You don't get to go to the dinner. You got to win one. Yeah, I guess. And he's also like 45. So it's it's a little sad when he's at the tail end of his career. I mean, four top three finishes is brutal. Yeah, that's to you. It's so close. It's pain and like Kevin Rory, they're, you know, Ryder Cup teammates friends, but it's like he must kind of resent them. Yeah. Yeah.

Rory, bad friend. Yeah. Definitely bad friend for sure. I would say so. Bad friend for sure. Rory, I did, I did like Rory's speech afterwards. He was very gracious and talking about his parents. And I think he seems like a nice guy. I'm not a fan, but he seems like a very nice guy. Can't say a lot of bad things. Not Rory. Did he simply the carbon footprint? Did he speed out of the parking line afterwards and almost run over a reporter like he did so slow? Yeah.

He also, did you see the, the, the dust up with Scotty in the reporter? People were making a big deal out of that. I don't care. I don't care. So the dust up was because Scotty said, like, the reporter asked him what they think his rounds should have been. Yeah, applying that, like he left some shots out there. He shot 65 that day. And, and he goes, that's a terrible question. Yeah, awful. I, it might be a bad question. He also might not like the reporter, change your face reporter. Mm-hmm. Right?

I don't know who asked the question. That, what, you know what, why don't you come up, why don't you, if Scotty doesn't like you, don't ask the question, dude. I, I might,

I might agree with Scotty Schaffler on this one. If you should have 65 and someone's like,

how mad are you that your score wasn't better? Yeah. I'd just, I'd be like, probably Scotty, because I thought you did, you couldn't, you couldn't break 120 here. He kind of answered the question after, like, he's nice guy. Someone else asked the question. Oh, it was Jason Sobel.

Yeah, listen, I don't know what the beef is.

fuck you, Jason Sobel, we're right, did I with Scotty? Mm-hmm. I mean, I would love Scotty Schaffler

for life, just by the fact that he watches Stufeiner say some of the most outrageous shit

of all time. I, I, I to church. I think for church sometimes. I think what we got to do is, like,

for major golf tournaments, there should be a special episode of advisors knowing that Scotty needs to help. Yeah, we could just make a one of one episode for him on Scotty's sentiment episode. Yeah. Imagine what Stu would say on that. I just remember, we recorded, I helped Stu record. I don't know why he was here when he was doing the voiceover for the writer cup. Yeah. And I believe he made a video for the US team privately, or he was just going off on Rory. Oh, I love it. Oh, man.

I would like to hear that video. Let me see if I can do have that video. I think I do. That would be a great idea to play there. Look, come on for the people. I mean, do it. Yeah, doing a single man episode of advisors just to get a pumped up on a major Sunday would be like, you know that Scotty Schaffler is not going to lose a major championship. If he's got Stu toned a lick clip at, at

515 the morning. Yeah. Yeah. Just screaming at a meat ass. Eat ass. Go fuck Roy. It's in all. It's

they at all. All right. So another masters in the books, fun time, wish he was a wish we had a playoff. That's all we wanted because it was so he was flirting with it. That ball not spit that ball not spinning at all on Hank. You're the you're the course expert 15 15 15 was insane. And then the announcer's afterwards being like, it should have spun. He did it wrong. And God, he fuck around. So close. Like, maybe I am upset at Augusta getting nerfed. And not in the way that like dude perfect went out

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com slash promos limited time offer okay let's talk some national sports podcast NBA playoffs are set are some NBA coaching news yeah breaking news where do we start we're start with that reverse google them google and big cat this is uh the least least surprising news of all time dot whoever's is departing his head coach of the Milwaukee box sources tell ESPN after

30 to 50 season the box will embark on the third coaching search in the last three years

now it didn't say that he was fired no said a dock is departing to party he actually said on damn Patrick show like a few weeks ago that uh he's gonna beat damn Patrick to retirement so

They talk news happening you got in the Hall of Fame manages again yeah yeah ...

he is the uh we're talking about dusty may last week he is the original constantly horse

basketball head coach yeah like you'll he has never had a full voice um the the google me

thing that he tried to do to his own team a couple weeks ago yeah that was that's an interesting

of because I think if you google dock rivers the first things that you find probably I'm going to

guess that game seven is somewhere in the first sense yeah it was google he'll probably get a job is it an exact somewhere yeah I think some shitty team would be like we want you to be our Brad Stevens yeah you got to make that dock rivers say no and he will definitely say yes yeah well if you give him that job title dock will make you say no to hiring yes yes and then we had the uh yeah the regular season is is finally complete finally we had do you guys

so I I looked this up and this is this was crazy did you guys see the uh the all time like once in a generation Haley's comet tank off on Friday night all time game the Jazz played the Grizzlies and both teams have been taking for a long time and the Grizzlies needed to lose it was a must lose game for both of them the Grizzlies started four guys on a 10 day contract and uh a two

way player as well they had the Grizzlies lineup had one first rounder in it and the rest were

undrafted or second rounders Derek Whitehead was the one first rounder and I mentioned Derek Whitehead

because in the first 14 minutes of the game he scored 16 points and then the Grizzlies benched him until they were in in it was like a three point game in the in the start of the second quarter the Grizzlies and benched him till till the fourth quarter when they were down by 50 he was too hot we also had uh three triple doubles in this game one of which was actually a quadruple double and it was uh jumey uh my check uh he had 13 15 14 and 10 turnovers he played all 48 minutes he

was a minus 46 with a triple double both the triple doubles for the Jazz came from their bench players they played one the Grizzlies played six guys the Jazz played seven guys it would be really it was unbelievable it'd be really interesting to do like a where are they now of guys that got minutes in like uh march and early April and NBA seasons like three years ago yeah and just see like how many of the guys ever get brought back because it's it's gotten the point where it's just

it's blatant but there's nothing that the NBA can do about it it was the first time in NBA history

there was three triple doubles in a game and it was the most meaningless game ever we haven't love trying to come into the game and then being told to sit down it was because the Jazz were so piss they won um guys foul and wrong well yeah yeah I say that there's no solution to it they're actually there might be a solution did you see the NBA reddit post from last week no that had a self-tanking okay this is as close as I've seen to a viable long-term solution dynamic beer pricing

this is from uh twitter our sorry reddit user cologne a four new 69 69 the NBA mandates that all beers cost ten dollars for all teams at the start of the season um teams can increase prices by thirty five cents per win and must decrease them by twenty cents per loss so looking at the current standings right now one beer at a Oklahoma City Thunder game would cost twenty two dollars seventy cents okay one beer at a Washington Wizards game would cost ten cents I love that so it's

like you yeah you can you can take if you want but you're not gonna make any money off beers it should

be all concessions and let me tell you um I think that Wizards fans deserve to have ten

cent beers for every game yeah I think they need beer goggles on to be like damn that guy looks like an NBA player yeah no this this would absolutely work I'm into it yeah it should be all concessions too all concessions sure right it's like if you're gonna put out such a shit product you know the like a family of four should be able to go to a Wizards game and get hammered and get hammered and and and eat dinner for two dollars I agree yeah this is the best

best solution that I've ever seen I like that a lot so we yeah the the NBA I agree Hank the finally it's over this was this was the worst regular season it was just dragging to the finish and I'm excited for the NBA playoffs but they just they ruined their product this season in terms of how how half the league was just completely tanking for basically the whole season mm-hmm and just non-competitive like some of these I was looking at the points for the other

night it's like every single game was minus twenty four it was crazy and and and they were covering

Because teams are so actively trying to lose I mean like I said the jazz griz...

they started six guys the one guy who shot well they sat immediately because they're like yeah you

can't play this well that's how bad the product is coming so what the the promo win horse cut for it

no oh I cut uh you cut out all time like promo like it was like they're going into game seven I love that Wendy's the best very cool yeah I do wonder where they find some of these guys like how do they if you're a GM and you're actively trying to tank like what is the the process like for elevating guys it's just glee and signing guys but like you want guys that will not help you win I want to know like actually the nuts and bolts of of how they make the decisions

of who's going to be on the NBA roster for like the last three weeks of a season yeah and they just and they and they they play six guys and they make sure that everyone's tired and it's a bunch of

guys that that are not NBA worthy and they can't win again it's it's it's just terrible so

Max how are we feeling about the sixers yeah so the the players said obviously the play in is happening this week we have um the sixers playing the magic on Wednesday Max what did you find that

I couldn't oh he just told me that right before he said what it's not Wednesday I think it is Wednesday

either way the sixers are playing the magic for the seven seed which would then face off against the Celtics the the app I'm looking at says magic sixers 632's Tuesday oh what what are you they're fighting in the booth this fake name rod bone bone oh no drop it don't rock bone do you get caught I'm like a bone right although the Canadians are playing the flyers on Tuesday guys it's like a real guy yeah rock soon so they moved due to Philadelphia winning in

leapfrogging Orlando in the standings this is a conflict in Philadelphia and Tuesday because there's flyers game Hornets host Miami heat on Tuesday instead of Wednesday I see it on the ESPN as well Max for Wednesday yeah all right just as for memes just as for memes yeah Wednesday so everyone who's listening right now has to root their asses off for the Philadelphia 766 no we're not like those sixers dude Josh Harris the Celtics are gonna be like minus a thousand to win this

yeah but Max good fodder this is Max not you said I'm gonna win in five no disrespect Max you sound like a fucking loser right now yeah the sixers aren't good get excited dude they're playing big big head did this exact same thing when the bulls were in the last year no it's different because the bulls are in it's different well no they actually it is because the bulls have never

got the seven seed they never got means nothing they never hosted the first play that we always

would have to fucking host the game we'd have to go to Atlanta or Miami maybe there was one year we

got there was one year but I think we lost both of those games we just always lose them playing

Max everybody said last year that the next had no chance against the Celtics is way different and beats probably I'm gonna play why you say that I mean you're right Max I do agree with you I want it for the fun the plan I do not like the plan because I think it's bullshit that in now the sixers would make the playoffs right now if it weren't for playing I think it's bullshit that the ninth and tenth teams like we don't need to especially in a league where you're trying

to get even half the teams to be competitive the ninth and tenth seed like they're not going to win shit absolutely not but the sixers might know they're not are you scared this is hey here I don't know pretend to be scared of the sixers yeah like reverse it I mean if I beat had an appendix who knows but yeah true it could be interesting right this could be an interesting series that's just a thing about this way Hank that's one less thing that can get into a

company the next last year it's like you can't take teams for granted yeah you can't overlook any opponent they're in the playoffs for a reason they're a good team good on organization um got to take care of this you couldn't even you couldn't even say that without stuttering we started the biz oh yeah got it it's okay but I mean you're in real and rage mode right now you don't not I'm not real you're like teetering on rage mode what about playoff

p your telling me all about playoff p and how great he's been recently yeah he's primed playoff p is back what if you win game one we've won game one before to the cell phone we were actually good I guess imagine I mean oh then you'd be then you'd play the Celtics and then what if you won the other game one I'd already I already answered you could win multiple game ones in one week you guys are yeah then play it's bullshit I'm actually have your back

wax now you got this and be it'll come back for I might I'm gonna officially say and be we'll be back by game three of the series against the Celtics okay then you got Maxi you got playoff p you just gotta win what you got to have one playoff p game and Josh there's still one there then you get a couple and be games and one maxi game and you're good that's for right there two

Be games one maxi game one playoff p game yeah dude you got that's pretty sim...

simple I'm fired up I'm fired up I'm fired up I'm fired up I'm fired up I'm fired up that's

no no Maxi mean you were fight for for a hockey player that's true and I love hockey you love hockey so much I'm I'm the biggest hockey guy so yeah the the plans we'll get Racer or Windor's on in a couple shows talk some NBA playoffs you want to make a prediction like what what what cities has went horse secured his hotel rooms in and then we can check with him okay I'll say

Celtics Boston Boston I think I think maybe New York I don't think so I think he might have just

only done Boston no I feel like he might I think New York and Boston Oklahoma San Antonio Denver so it's just what what's the what's the fifth one that he's made in in the east like that's

that's that's really all the only question the question is because it's definitely those three in the

West and it's Boston and it's just who who's the other family I mean this is the year a lot of people were saying pundits were saying going into the season I heard this is the year for the sadgers to win you got you got Tatum knocked out with the Achilles you got you got haliber and out for the season and Andy out of the east like this is the year that the sixers should make a run now cutting him he's out too so it's like things are wide open for the Philadelphia 76ers yeah

you did say or pundits did say that you know what it is Hank just don't I mean he's gonna use technicality he's gonna say the Boston's the only one he made in the east because he'll stay at his mom's house when he goes to Cleveland mm-hmm that's exactly what's gonna happen so he technically has Cleveland as well mm-hmm but I bet you it's a kit is it the ball is it the Celtics east east is there's to win they have to win it right yeah I mean they're not the number once you

be yes but set the set the bar anything other than getting to the NBA finals is a disappointment

yeah for sure I think anything but but winning the NBA finals I agree that's you you know

come to the playoffs to want to lose mm-hmm who would do that he's not even paying it I'm just not participating it's uh means Zach you're in chime in you you nicked up I'm fired up I can't believe Hank even just said that what they can't beat the next and we're just starting it all over again ooh we're gonna get ping pong again good the same thing let's just do the same thing bring it same thing ping pong is it is hey does he have the same mentality I'd last year

the way he's talking right now yeah and the team was significantly better last year are you worried about the hawks at all yes okay that doesn't hawks hawks are very good basketball team you weren't worried about the raptors not a chance Mac or uh memes can I ask you a question yes sir um I have watched a grand total of zero eight land of hawks games this year can you tell me why the hawks are a good basketball team why they're dangerous the hawks traded way the hawks had a

really good off season got a bunch of guys they traded away all those guys pretty much revamped their entire team and now they're just playing like elite basketball got it that's it got it they're just super athletic they're super fast and they can shoot the three I'm kind of excited to see the hornets in the plan yeah is that make I know the plan doesn't really count but the hornets in terms are like deroster right now and they're young they're fun absolutely they could be a fun also

it's just like I can't remember the last time the hornets were good so it's kind of cool seeing it

and I'm just very excited for the western conference playoffs because the the the thunder spurs and nuggets it that's gonna be awesome mm-hmm and maybe even throw in the rock I mean timberals are fun too I don't think the makers unless Lucas leg is just better because of the trip yeah it's getting back to me so maybe yeah I'm excited I'm excited for M.B. Plus there's something better than playoffs I took a few Toronto six years you did just now I like them guys you

got I got at least get a little a show some love what was the odds it was good it was good number what was good number 50 to one just to win the east I might ride max 50 to one there you go did you not did you ever put another future on I did on on the Celtics but then I cash out because yeah but then member Hank culture's power he was from all he was crying but you said you had something else planned for me but no I I'm gonna bet with Max I'm gonna I'm gonna stand with my guy

I want to root with Max just gotta get in beat back Max now we always but heads you know

all your teams are always rivals with each other this is a good opportunity I want to support Max and it's time to need that's nice let's go sixers that's really nice yeah six up six up six up six yeah what's that some six yeah congrats on the six yeah okay any other hot steamy steamy six

Any other national sports podcast topics for we do who's back anything hockey...

start hockey plans starting after I got an interview watching hockey plans starting this week

next weekend is the is the weekend will have biz and wit and yans on all spring I've got an international sports podcast thing oh okay should we should we start carrying a little bit about British soccer just for the next couple weeks because something very funny might have Tottenham Tottenham so Tottenham is in danger of being relegated they are having ended right now yeah so I I looked it up they're about even odds to get relegated

now they are one of the six big teams in the in the appeal they've got a massive payroll they just built a new stadium like a decade ago for billions of dollars it would be I'm trying to think of like the NBA or NFL equivalent to this there isn't because we don't have relegation

it would be like it would be like if the the bills no I think the only way to do it would be like

if if you said if Ohio State started playing the Mac yeah that would be what it had no disrespect to the Mac but like that's that's what it's crazy well it's still set they have 134 million quid payroll I think it's quid that's probably the unit they use on this pounds it's loonies I believe loonies yeah 134 loonies on that roster a bunch of their players are playing in the world cup for their respective countries but they just suck and they can't win

anything and I reckon yeah well I don't know I don't know who's on the roster right I think Harry Kane's on the roster no no no hasn't been for a couple years okay not Harry Kane yeah I don't watch EPL that's what I'm I'm I'm excited about the idea of a team that has this much invested in it potentially getting relegated yes that'd be funny for that is awesome it'd be funny

to see what happens with the ownership group and it's the reason why American sports will never

adopt the the relegation model absolutely because the the people that would own the teams would stand to lose so much might but Tottenham hotspirt there are team that was going to be in the super league just a few years ago they became with one name

Sousa Sousa just no last name he's 19 so he's got to be awesome yeah yeah but so that's what

I'm rooting for in soccer before we get to the world cup I think be very funny if Tottenham got relegated yeah no there's been a it's been a pretty crazy fall from grace here with how bad they've been playing would they then have to they'd have to play obviously a championship schedule or a second division whatever that is is that the championship oh yes yeah the championship schedule where they'd down be going to to places and stadiums have like 5,000 seats yeah that would rock

I think it'd be very funny yeah no the those are still big clubs like those are still bigish clubs like the rucksham yeah is that the same all the way is rucksham all the way up to the the

champions championship league that's the second that's the league below the EPL I don't know if they're

all the way up there but yeah it's crazy it's absolutely crazy and Tottenham was in like they were in the Champions League not too long did they play in the Champions League I don't know

they might have played in the Champions League this year which is crazy I think that might have

I think they might have been in the Champions League this year but either way it's not it's absolutely nuts I think maybe last year actually that they were in the Champions League it's a crazy fall fall from race for them yeah I want to know more about what happened to them this year because I asked some of the guys around the office that are EPL fans like can you describe what happened and it was just all some form of like you know how like American soccer fans start to speak

with a British accent when they talk about soccer yeah they're like it's just a bottling they're just bottled it they're just bottled so many times over and over it's been bottled what do you find in what you find in there I'm trying to figure out if they're in the Champions League they might have been early they were in so they they're out though because I think we're passed around 16 but they were yeah that counts yeah this is gonna be very embarrassing you only reason I don't want

to get involved as I feel like they're gonna find a way to pull through yeah and that will suck yeah I want to get involved and be like fuck I mean there's just so much money at stake that it's hard to believe that I want to I want to see it happen but I don't want to see I want to see us get embarrassed and have them be able to turn it on us they probably will pull up the table again pull up the the current table right now they got to play the wolves yeah leads everton

everton's bad too uh all right so so they're playing the wolves who are the last so that should be yeah I don't know I don't know trying to do quick math here I'm gonna say I'm gonna say they're not going to get relegated I'm gonna say the relegation discussion

They're not going to get relegated it's probably gonna be West Ham is probabl...

the relegated on them for us okay I like that though this is a good topic what we'll keep

we will be updating it and by updating it Zach can you please let us know I can do that

send it group text every single time taught in place no it's talking soccer okay what do we think of taught them uh the shot in it what do we think of shit site wait taught them are you what's up are you a EPL fan I dabble in what's your team uh Chelsea we're six on table right now okay nice Zach why did you try man I did what do we think of taught them it's shit shit taught them there we go is that an actual chant yeah yeah I like it it's good chant

how's Chelsea doing the six so they gotta climb up uh I don't I don't believe so

are you watched for the last five what's up are you watching games I'm more show in chat my

I do close my little brother he watches full games gives me spark notes that's the fifth of games are early some of the games are like oh yeah that's not you yeah you can't say it I'll say it Zach we can't be doing that when it's taught them's next game that would be 2pm you want to say day oh 2pm Saturday oh okay that's not taught no that's Chelsea we were talking Chelsea to be fair but also just saying 2pm also it's pronounced taught in him well I thought we were talking

about timing wise to see if Zach oh yeah that makes sense and what city is taught in a man telling me manchester that's right the 18th the 18th sure give me a day oh gosh we are Saturday 11 30 am against Brighton 11 30 central time all right so you will update yes okay I can do yeah all right we're talking about and they get relegation what and they're playing against Bright Brightonton yeah Brighton that's correct is right this is the Seagulls can you tell me what I say

about Brighton like what up the brights what do you see bright up come on your brights

Brighton if you got them yeah Brighton if you got them I like it I think I think they're the

are they yeah they're the goals the the Seagulls you don't see a lot of Seagulls in terms of in terms of mascots but that's that's bright yeah and you know there's a short load of Seagulls there that's the the Albion yeah yeah yeah good bird yeah okay let's do who's back the week it is brought to you by our friends at Twisted T Twisted T's are refreshing heart I see made with real brood tea and five percent alcohol Twisted T is the perfect drink to

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a refreshing Twisted T today Hank my his back the week is the bebes just a beaver cachella beaver cello I forgot that Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry were dating like the most hateable couple of all time and put their silver label other added concert together yeah yeah but she had that shirt about vape still yeah what he said it said if I asked you if I asked hit your vape please say no or something like that class I was lying it's very classic it's very cool because she's like what

20's for 23 how old is Katy Perry yeah she's old I'm trying to it said please do not give me a rip of your vape no matter what I say mm-hmm and Katy Perry age on the other hand oh she's 41 okay okay cool okay definitely it goes in the running theme of you know growing with the show and being washed but I realize this weekend like there's nowhere that looks more appealing to be at than the masters and there's nowhere that looks less appealing to be at

that I didn't shell off then co-chella hmm cello is tough it just looks like it looks like hell

yeah I agree I I think it's probably my age but the last five years last six years I've just

I don't like crowds anywhere I just like don't like being in crowds yeah I'd rather just sit at home like sitting at home is so much better than being a place that everybody wants to be in a crowd sitting at home and listening to music rocks yeah yeah but I guess because he sold all of his catalog so there I guess might have been some technicalities with him not being able to perform old music so he treated the concert like it was like you know twitch streamer he's just sitting

on a laptop pulling up old clips and then like singing along to basically old clips of him singing

songs very very different concert sounds like he might not have wanted to like pay a DJ or band to play with him well I don't think he's like a lot I don't think he somehow

Doesn't have the rights to his own music so he but he can be like if we did t...

in LA yeah if we just pulled up Instagram clips of ourselves and just played those not about

idea yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah not for not for any of us we should send Zach as a correspondent next year that actually would be good if he came back I say he's also in and memes oh okay whole booth yeah I'll film Maxim Zach I'll put on it I don't hate that idea would you rather go to Chella or Burning Man there's totally their for sure yeah Coachella they couldn't be more different yeah although I sure yeah Coachella is like an influencer but Coachella you get

you get lost you can find your way back you get lost at Burning Man you might be out there for if you choose you see what I send you Zach I can tell you soon we'll go in Palm Springs

California yeah it's like a beautiful place Burning Man's middle of a desert and you got

a isn't Palm Springs in middle of a desert I mean desert in springs it's like it's a beautiful

place where people go in vacation so I think Coachella's like very fancy clamping in all that

shit no one's no one's roughing it at Coachella no yeah I saw I saw a quarterback was there with the Kardashians but I did also then it's cool yeah someone I laughed at this because it's like too much information shout out Ross Reed he was on top of the he said Kill Williams been going to Coachella on behalf of Nutrigenia Nutrigenia for years now since his NL deal when he goes he sits in their section those Kardashian general ladies also have partnership with that company

let's wrap this up and keep it moving folks shout that guy he got hit I saw the picture I was like oh no and then Ross Reed came the rescues like dude don't worry about it got it done so Coachella beaver beaver challah beaver challah is he back I think beaver's back I mean the hype people are

hyped people are so hyped beaver never left though can't be back if you never left

that's fair didn't he like trying to do a tour like a year ago and console tickets had to cancel it yeah he

did he run into a little bit that was good aroma that's why you sell the masters for 200 million

oh he's just sold himself to get out of debt 200 to our million what are our masters we're not allowed ever yeah that's a baller move mm-hmm okay pith to you who's who's back my who's back is maybe Alexander Vetskin oh he might be back so I've been assuming he's gonna retire at all season I think a lot of people have been assuming that he's gonna retire at the end of the season and then today the caps play it against the penguins beat the penguins three nothing and

the penguins lined up in a cool gesture they want to shake over his hand because it might be the last time that they play him and over you wave them off the ice and said no go go leave not accepting the final hand shake win horse hands go up does that mean that oh he's coming back for another year next year I think he might whoa I think if we make the playoffs he might be back next year oh are you I'm excited about you close to making the playoffs yeah well

if we win one game if we beat the blue jackets and then max loses the next two games some max it no longer be fired up max we have to play the hurricanes and who else do you play the Canadians yeah so two good teams and they're not playing for the Canadians might not be taking anything they're tanking it's resting maybe positioning positioning is what they call it it's not tanking in hockey it's positioned no the playoff position playoff position for them

but who the hurricanes would that be that would be tanking or no I believe hurricanes are good hurricanes are awesome all right so yeah hurricanes are really yeah hurricanes are maybe probably going to win the same like up obviously good is cheating though yeah they're positioned the hurricanes are as positioned as you could get they've been positioned yeah they're they're just chilling on right inside the Cape Verde Islands just ready to strike I think there's I think that

there's I think there's a good there is a 45% chance to catch make the playoffs this year and incorrect I said I said I think but I mean there's odds yet are percentages I said I said I think your point back in the flyers have two games left two games left you have one game we have one game yeah there's a chance that we make the playoffs and there's also a chance that over comes back and I realized this this last week because he's played pretty good and

it would just be awesome to see the caps play gets the penguins into playoffs one more time he's not being great he's all flared up though he's flared up but you just plenty of time

to be flared up three things have to have percentages alone that's not 40 you need to be focused

on how you need to win the flyers need to lose and the flyers need to lose yeah how was that 50 50

That's three things have to happen I know some people like the set up for the...

it's so stupid I don't get it at all I get it I just think it's stupid it's stupid because you just

have teams that shouldn't be playing in the first round playing in the first round yeah like the

the the western conference the central all three teams are awesome and they're going to end and the stars are going to play the wild in the first round yeah I don't like it crazy it makes no sense I don't like it either like I get it it makes it so there's rival reason you know you're playing familiar teams but I just don't understand how you can have an entire 82 game season and then have the second and third best teams in the western conference have to play in the first round

it's a fucked up system I do but in this case I would love to see a caps penguins first round season yeah just because it would it just be a complete nostalgia for me but I think Max I personally think there's a 50% 45% chance the caps make the playoffs and you can think what you want

you should be focused on you should be focused on thinking you should be focused on statistical

yeah on having said it's on a percent statistical but let them think yeah you know 110 it at the gusta and the caps make the playoffs I said no I said 45% chance the caps make the playoffs yeah there is a chance that was that was that was too high of a percent percentage you went too high for what would you give it it's probably like a 33 I was like 25 33 is and 33 is generous because I don't know there's 3 things so I'm just one out of 33 33

we're not math guys yeah never were um but yeah and he's helpful I'll start in the

weekend as well we're gonna both okay my who's back the week I had two what versus the the badgers doubly both ways one because they broke my heart on Saturday I watched almost four full games of the hockey team this year they lost in the championship game in the frozen four up one nothing

for 50 minutes of the game Denver and then downstairs pooch gros credit to him he kept

on saying like this is what the Denver does is what they do and then that's exactly what they did they scored two goals in the last 10 minutes and won the national championship and then the badgers have not fired but kind of maybe fired our AD Chris McIntosh he's getting a newly appointed job a brand new job at the big 10 they just made it out of thin air

and so now I get a new AD which don't know but it's it's never good when you're like

I'm leaving this job for a job that was just created yeah special envoy great special envoy to the big town has not been good the last few years and so maybe we get an AD who who can fix some things maybe get an AD who respects podcast money because that's that's so kind of weirdest thing about well there's a lot of things I'm I'm a small piece of Wisconsin and all this stuff going on but I've offered to pay an I L money and no one's followed up with me for like anything

like multiple times asked they just don't have their shit together it's crazy like and again maybe they don't respect podcast money and they're like oh this guy doesn't you know you can't pass in board heaps but you think that someone would follow up with me this is someone would be like hey you remember he said you wanted to money I have said it to the football team and the basketball this is what we call in the biz hot lead if you're a salesperson that is a hot inbound lead talk to

looking at talk to a friend of mine who maybe played in the NBA who also played for the badgers and he's like same thing kind of happened to me damn was it commenskie I'm not going to say names after his birthday I'm not going to say names but it's crazy how do you not we should have we we haven't had our shit together it sounds like yours Wisconsin needs a salesforce subscription I don't think they have one I hope they I hope they make me say no for the they can

aid you job I will say no but I hope they make me say no that'd be kind of cool just as they just call just knowing I'd say no but just just so I could say no you know the thing is you wouldn't

say no I would say no that's the product last job you imagine amount of paperwork you have to

fucking fill out for that job if they told you to live in Chicago still do the show no but also be AD no because I would I people would be so mad at me because I would be pleased for everything and again the paperwork thinking about the paperwork there's so much paperwork you have to do yeah a constant also who's back the week the NFL draft because it's coming up and we now have the thing that every insider knew for the last six months but somehow we didn't know as the general

NFL public and then every insider says we'll everyone knew it why is it a big deal I'm talking about Ruben Bane which seems like a pretty big deal because apparently he was in a car accident two years ago and someone died yeah with pretty serious thing and then to get lectured about how

Everybody already knew about this when everybody was like wait what isn't you...

to tell us yes so like what how how how is it that everyone is everyone in the NFL media circles we're like yeah we knew that every team knew that okay well then tell us I don't even understand

how this story never made any news it's pretty crazy it's crazy I was kept in house and then

I I did a little bit of reading about it and sounds like the family of the the person who passed away has no ill will towards Ruben Bane like they're wishing the best form but still like all this is a lot to process yeah and it seemed like yeah maybe NFL teams knew about it for the last couple months but I don't think anybody else did what isn't the job of the insider to tell us yeah I don't know it's just a very weird story and very serious story but this is the news this is what

happens right before the NFL drafters we start hearing about stuff that then every person in league circles like yeah everyone knew this okay great tell us now I don't think that like the NFL

is just about getting guys they can play football yeah I think at the end of the day they don't

really care unless like if he went to court and he was like my arm for two short to reach the steering wheel yeah then they'd be like hmm don't know if we got room for you yeah but if you're a productive football player they don't give a fuck about any of the like alleged red flags yeah yeah okay uh is it for a m there's a car accident didn't for it yeah the whole story is we're in I mean this poor poor girl died like she was in a coma and then died I don't it's crazy it's

crazy that we are just finding out about this now but again apparently everyone else knew so uh Zach my who's back this week is an honorary statues because we had another all-time blunder yes and it

feels like we're just on a hot streak of the honorary statues never going good yeah King Riffy rips a

rips a tarp off Eagero bat shattered shattered and the bat was pretty bad it looks sad like it looked like a sad baseball bat yeah very slow like ED looks like yeah I should yeah the balance looked like we need to see Alice yes that's a great calm big time is it was that weren't you sad oh that was that was that was good calm that's I didn't mean to say that out loud but as you may good communication you put out some good communication to me and I'll never say that again

I'm sorry no I want you to speak like a gamer but that's what you guys say to each other

yes you got like the calm road dot co this is Zach I get one of Zach's like most used words yeah I know I just said that in that in that yeah we're just having a conversation yeah yeah I didn't mean to have to make it to the airways you know you and I had a little bad comms over over the weekend on Friday um wonder if we like to unpack this a little bit week we can Zach and I had a bad back and forth that was a bad bad bad calm we had really bad

comms on Friday and uh Zach and Zach got a little casual with me over over text message actually didn't make extremely casual yeah way actually didn't know yeah what up this is it's not fair your frame in this PFT I okay it is fair and now I grew them Zach it's not fair hmm is he trying to do gotcha gotcha called his little castle I had a miss it was just a miss type and we would also the way PFT ended things off I thought about it all weekend did you really

you love me hanging there I'm sorry I didn't mean to make you think about it all weekend read it was it the group text no we were uh we were uh we were just trying to side wear to hang some things up and uh he gave me some direction and incidentally I just said uh K sounds good and then I replied quickly to let him know square I was trying to type okay not K wasn't okay I mean not a K in text wasn't okay and then he just capital came me yeah Zach actually said K

and said okay but then like wrote a paragraph explaining how he meant to type the O before the K but he didn't and he didn't his K can be like pissed off and then and then he didn't mean for it's okay when I'm upset so I had no choice at that point but to respond to that text with K

yeah that was the only thing I could do Zach now thinking thinking back that doesn't make

a lot more sense but in the moment I I was worried I was like I can't let him think I'm just

K in him I would never you know sometimes people think of you right okay that that's being

well no so I think if you ranked it it would you think it's bullshit I think I think K we had that you get that from like people in the office right you max max we're saying it well I think that's a no K is okay I think okay is okay okay okay period is bad yeah K capital is is bad I think lowercase K is bad no you know okay okay you're just on the go yeah that's like a quick that's fast yeah okay no you hit one other fucking button you know what the worst

when you're mad at someone like you do the worst is okay a Y period that's never seen anyone do that if you get that you're fucked I don't watch worse okay or god yeah

Was it got it got it got it is the most you don't got it it's just always it ...

always be okay sounds good but okay okay it sounds good just always be the answer yes or just

sounds good yeah sounds good you can just get rid of the okay okay period is I'm pissed at you yeah Hank does it all the time yeah I do not do period I do not usually period is like really pest it's like hey this is the plan I say okay it's really fucked up oh yeah I see yeah you max is right you're pissed about that when you say okay like hey here's the plan you say okay

like I said okay exclamation point yeah it's cool that would be fine yeah I think say it went

else or just say sounds good I guess I could say sounds good that's a lot of typing sounds good might get you for people yeah I think that's that would probably like clear up half your relationships we just do sounds good okay just anybody have any idea where okay came from I think it's the band that ran on the truck I go yeah yeah yeah yeah it's just weird that we got a word that's like all right but it's just two letters and those two letters make a word

yeah fucking you up now I don't like I don't think that that was a language come from yeah

humorous intentional misspelling of all correct what but that's not always not all and K is not

correct all right hold on I'm first appeared in print on March 23rd in the Boston Morning Post English word as part of a fad for using abbreviations most modern references works well the original or on Boston part of a fad in the late 1830s yeah and and all all correct O L L correct as a misspelling of all correct this that's weird huh yeah thanks stop doing okay to people got it there you go nice sounds good sounds good is all you need

yeah okay here's the point yeah CK is actually better I think K is better than okay and

from coming from you okay sounds good yeah you okay sounds terrible I can I can tell how angry you are which is that okay yeah yeah I'm not exactly have any others that you were saving the others I just had work hallowed not focusing on football me and the trailer and jb go on 10 million for two weekends so that's all you did you I mean did you not research about Nucigena Nucigena yeah in the NIL deal he had I thought we were researching the probe this week

okay on the space probe no the NFL probe yeah yeah it's right yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that sounds good was that the wrong project it has the probe going probes not going good there's there's some conflicting information on the probe being like who started the probe and why it's there okay there's a couple working theories you guys want to know yeah sure the probe could be do you want to say what the probe is so that the probe is the department of justice

meddling around in the NFL's inner workings and they're saying they're doing it because of like uh not poor work conditions but like violations of federal labor laws and work discrimination like practices but I really think it's more about the money I think they're trying to get in there on the TV rights yeah and they're saying it's not really the the DOJ that wants to do it it's more so one of the one of the one of the big rich families got it okay that being the Murdoch family

okay now we're getting somewhere so like inside the NFL guy just saying could be the Murdoch

because you know they own Fox and big there's like a that's why the story was in the Wall Street Journal

the other day okay and there's another spin zone where it's like back in the day the current guy who runs the whole country tried to get a team they wouldn't let him get a team so that this just him maybe trying to get his get back for past wrongdoings so there's a couple of different angles okay well hot seat publicatory because I think it's actually just got to the bottom of this so it should take a couple months but I was gonna just follow the money that's really good

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okay we now welcome on a very very very very very special guest it is our favorite master tradition it is Scott VanPelt Scottie to Hottie from the Augusta airport after being at Augusta for the last week five days seven days I don't even know how long you're there did you live there I got I got here week ago Sunday so it's been it this has been a prolonged stay in Augusta okay beautiful and we were troubleshooting we had some issues with the cameras before I'm happy

you can now see us because we came locked and loaded this year we brought our own tech big Texas uh for everyone we have a huge box of them here you go I got a bunch of them these baddies right here this is the sign that we have got a new green jacket winner which actually this year we don't we have the same green jacket winner Scott tell us everything how how was how was today how was this week Rory we're not Rory fans but you can sell us on Rory

yeah I was I was following you today and I saw that you were not rooting for Rory I'll be honest I I was rooting for Justin Roe's just because I won him to win one and Rory already has one like the thing about this place is if you come here you all you can think is I want to keep getting to come back here every spring because it's just this awesome and the people are great and it's the you know the traditions and all that so I was pulling for Justin just because I

feel like he's been so close and it feels like you know karma or something maybe not it's not old one but I wanted him to win but we're I mean Rory's an awesome player and we should love great things and he's great so you know he made history last year he made history again you'll forgive me I'm just sitting in the snack room here you have a break room yes I'm gonna get

comfy um so but why weren't you rooting for a big guy did you have giant futures on somebody else?

No honestly well there's it was two part one is um I've just never been a Rory guy I think it's

the you know partially rider cup partially just you know we're big believers on this show I think there's some people who watch golf and they they kind of root for whoever ends up winning they're just like oh what an accomplishment I like to treat golf like it's actually you know almost a team sport what's like yeah beer guys you don't have and you have guys you don't like Rory's been always in the don't like and then especially today and I I want you to tell us what

it felt like but there was a moment where it was like there could be a five player playoff here and I think we all were kind of rooting for that and we were rooting for Scotty at least bare minimum Scotty and Rory to be in a playoff so it's partially that where it was like this is gonna be great we're gonna get bonus golf all these guys have caught up and then he Rory was able to just kind

of put him away and never really sweat down the last three holes. That's all fair and I mean the

thing that's so different about this year and last year is okay had he not one last year then today everyone would have everyone would have been filled with dread and angst and like oh my god this poor guy can't do it and he's never gonna win how's he gonna blow it but since he had a green jacket all of that was gone and so the fact that a six shot lead from Saturday morning was had evaporated totally different feel and you're right I mean as as the day plays out it

feels like here we go right you know all these different players involved Hatton and Henley and more Kala awesome job by him battle and throw back injury and Scotty's lurking Scotty was 12 shots back before Saturday started and you're thinking he's out no chance he finished his shot out in the

end but it was kind of like it was close but kind of fake close you know I mean we never got that

sense of here we go man we're gonna be playing five wide into darkness and the thing that I think

most people want is you know they used to say can't venture he famously said you know the master says starts all the back nine on Sunday well you know now it's second nine thank you and we're on the second nine and you're waiting for fireworks and they didn't happen they really didn't come today and so I think I guess it's disappointing just because you just want to see

The fireworks you want to see you know somebody a whole one from hoop one fro...

not one close for a birdie and if Rory makes that one on excuse me if Scotty makes the one on 12 then Rory has to play a team with a totally different feeling and it just didn't happen it almost reminded me of how tiger one tournament so many times where he would get a lead and then

other guys just fell off and it lacked that incredible drama late but that's just to credit to

the fact that Rory played better than they did and they just couldn't they couldn't encroach on the guy and Rose made a couple of costly bogies and wasn't able to get back to the top like you did a year ago yeah I've got an impossible question for you to answer but I'm going to ask anyways okay the impossible question if Rory didn't win last year do you think he would have been able to hang on through the last three holes this year no I agree I don't I really don't

and I'll tell you why like there's the there's the now I'm in like a work area I'm just I'm going to new I'm going to new FB I'm going to new FBO I'm well awesome I just if I wander into like I might be in the tarmac in a minute I don't know what the fuck I'm doing um I don't think he

would have um PFT because I think that there's he had this freedom of and he said it's saturday

like I got I got to remind myself that I still tied for the lead and I have a green jacket and then he's like a little bit of a flex you know I have to remind myself that I have a green jacket which I do you know and he gets to go to the champion's locker room last night he knows he's good

and I think if he had to knowing it's Scotty and it's a one-shot lead and he's never one here

and he's trying to finish the career grand slam no I and that's not a knock on him that's just an acknowledgement of how heavy the weight would have been if he didn't win last year yeah yeah yeah it's so last year was really worth too yeah and I don't know if you saw this I mentioned because we already taped the beginning of the show but like I felt like the pace that Rory played with because he got in a couple tough spots but he didn't really stand over a lot of shots he was

kind of just kept on moving along you could see that confidence in him of like I know what I'm doing and maybe it's because he by all accounts he played Augusta 75 times in the last month and a half

yeah he he's been a bunch of time up here and I mean I think he acknowledged just much like

drop his daughter off the school hop on the PJ fly up play around come back for dinner I mean and by the way like I think people hear that and they're like well why should he get to do that like Justin Thomas kind of a parent play practice rounds two I mean it's not like it's he got some special perk that other players wouldn't have gotten but yeah I mean he spent a ton of time here and he knows it well I mean he's been playing it for years since 2009 as a pro so there's I mean

there's a lot that was cooked into today and look ultimately he had a two shot lead he had a green jacket and he could play it up this wrong side of 18 and still win my guy and he north was like I don't know what he's doing in a driver but it didn't cost him and I mean it's it's a different relief like a different joy but now he's got six and you talk about a flex like you go into the Butler cabin and the chairman puts the jacket on you because there's I won like giving my coat back

you know yeah yeah and by the way we we also mentioned the I think people are put off by the

private jet part of it but it's note like if you said that that was Kobe Bryant Kobe Bryant a story like that comes out about Kobe or MJ and it was like oh my god that's mom and mentality they just want it more they went up there every day and practice so it's like yeah he he has the ability to do it why wouldn't he become the most prepared golfer for this tournament so he has six we it's a cheap day after radio trick I'm sure you you've done in your career uh over under

eight and a half majors for Rory three more three more he may never lose Augusta again

yeah Fred couple said he's gonna win them all yeah from now on uh that three's a lot man I mean he didn't win any for more than a decade now he's won this two in a row three seems like a lot eight feels like a eight feels like a healthy number okay not rooting against I'm not rooting against them winning ten I don't I mean go get them but I just think it's a winning ones is a lot man like three that's half of what he's got his whole career that seems like too many to me okay follow up

question who ends up with more Scotty or Rory I think Scotty's about to turn 30 Rory's 36 I think I mean what Scotty got he's got two of these and the open championship he's got four people yeah yeah he's got four yeah so he's got and he'll go to Chinacock with a chance to finish the slam if he wins the year so opening so he's got four I mean Scotty just has more runway

He's you know if he's he's six years younger so that's twenty four more major...

I'll take Scotty I'll take Scotty I'm just trying to be hot take Scotty yeah well I've mentioned

too like it it is sometimes uh golf especially the masters is kind of it's not easy but

now we're in a spot where four out of the last five masters champions are Scotty or Rory and those are the two best golfers in the game and those are the two guys that will probably define the post tiger era the most and they're dominating this tournament I agree but it's like it's still and Rory said this tonight he said I tried to tell myself the reason this was so hard last year is because I was trying to complete this slam but what I

realized now is it's just really hard to win this tournament and I'd say the reason there's a million reasons part of us the golf course and how it kind of sets up in a way that brings many

players into the mix and always happens happen again today but it's how many guys play

it really well Justin Rose has had so many close chances you know Cameron Young's not going to go away call him or cow a battle throw back he's here in the mix and on down the line there's just so many players and I said you know before this week give me an outlier give me you know someone who's a dark horse since like why bother with that it's not going to be someone that's that's some off the grid player like your leaderboard on Sunday is going to look like what you think

it's going to look like I just don't know what the order is and that's what there's like like

when we go to Shinnacock when you go to the open championship and we go to the PJ and Filly next week shout out to Max it'll be it'll if there's an outlier wouldn't surprise me but here it'll

I feel like it's almost always going to be this type of player yeah delivers and you were talking

about you know that the gap that Rory had in between so he won a bunch up until 2014 then nothing till 2025 now he's won the last two masses row his his game they're like completely different right now than it was three years ago he just hits the ball so fucking far I mean he just he's that he's like and the issue he was crooked a lot this week like he didn't hit a lot of greats a lot of straight drives but when he does my god he hits it three forty he's he's he's he's I hit swing and even if

you don't like golf a lot like I get you know the AWL is if you don't like golf all right but just watch the dude swing and picture like a perfect like a kangaroo junior baseball swing like it's perfectly on balance there's so much power it's I just I'm marvel watching the guy hit the ball

his wedge game for a great player is not great but his short game this week was insane so I think

I mean PFT you're asking like what's better at the moment I think he's he just hits the ball so friggin far and he was a little wayward this week but when he straight I mean good luck how how much how much potential add dollars did Major League baseball lose out on with came young not winning I have no idea ask is get revenge on revenge he knows that the MLB patch is so funny on his collar it just it makes me laugh every single time I listen I I can't kick out of that because I know

all the agents so these guys have been friends forever and I always I always love to look at like

all right we got one here we go in here going like I mean this just you're a human signage right like each spot is is a place you could throw something I mean grab that cash I got no problem with it yeah it was very funny I think it was when he won it at the players and he was wearing like a light blue shirt with the MLB logo and he actually looked like an umpire like that should be his Sunday outfit it's like his umpire Sunday time yeah yeah yeah there was so I feel like there was

an NFL team at one point that sponsored a PGA golfer too. Payed Stewart paying Stewart back in the day that he used to wear the the colors on Sunday of of the closest home team to where he played me actually did that during a stretch when he was playing great in major championships that's actually a great sponsorship yeah yeah I love that I love that lot also Scott I was reading a story I didn't realize this but added gusty we were talking earlier about how Mark Calcaveki had got escorted off the

grounds for smuggling in a cell phone I guess first first question is just what was your reaction to that what was uh we're around Augusta I mean you're not supposed to have one I say that as someone who's allowed to have one so I it's kind of I you know you're not supposed to do it and so like the minute you pull out your phone buddy you're taking your your badge into your own hands and so I mean yeah it was the kind of thing that people like damn can you believe like the caup guy kicked out and

it's like well I mean yeah I said all week when people come here they just kind of know how to act and I mean I get it is is it a big deal and the grand scheme of things no not really but at Augusta unless you have one of these little orange things in the back of your phone it's like a

Little sticker then you're not meant to have one and you know because I'm in ...

oretic I mean I need one and to you know watch TikTok videos and stuff like that and it

wasn't like follow along for me not rooting yes for me I need to log on Twitter yeah I need

to know who bit cast got who bit cast futures are who he's rooting for things of that nature

yeah that was going to be the second part of my question which I read that you are allowed to have

a phone so I'm wondering does that come with any like do you have any guilt the fact that you're allowed to be having phone or does it do you feel awesome like I'm I'm above everybody else here because yeah they let me have my own cell phone not above anyone but I mean it's even though I know I'm allowed to have it if I pull it out I still like hide it like see who Kim did when he was smoking at the players like I go somewhere you know what I mean like I'm not waving it around

for all to see just because I I just I don't know I'm still afraid I'm gonna get kicked out but I don't think I am yeah Scott how did you how did you cover the master's all week

and you're in a Gus all week and then you found time to go fix each row's statue

because I'm I'm a man of the people big cat and I I think I like who could get up that high to fix

the bat only me I saw that I meant to say I meant to send something out about it but I think I was hosting the masters and I didn't get right on it but eventually I responded but I mean we've forever we've done that bit right like we're in the world and I mean after a while I'm like maybe we should let that go but I saw a guy and I was like Jesus Christ that poor guy looks a lot like me yeah yeah he does by the way yeah it's also great because you have Steve next to you

Steve I'm assuming is listening to this right now on Monday morning I hope so if Rory had choked would it have been the biggest chokes since Duke lost that 19-point lead to UConn and Brille Mullins at that shot I mean I don't want to you know take shots of my guy Duke my guy Steve and the brotherhood I would it I mean the problem for Steve and for Duke is that like last year Rory won the master so they could just go and in Duke's case last year they

had a big lead against Houston in the final four and they lost that so they kind of have a they got a bad trend they got a bad trend going there yeah they're actually yeah Rory and Duke are forever intertwined it's tough to see yeah I imagine like you know sometimes if big cat has a tough loss I'm here with them and you know there's usually like a I'd say like three or four hour buffer zone before I can really twist the knife too much yeah with I know

Scott you might be the same way about Maryland losses I've heard is Steve the same way about Duke losses he he's he's fascinating to me because he didn't go there and it's a thing like with him and his dad and like he kind of did it despite his dad but he I mean you'll see it if you again the social media I knew you were rooting against Rory he'll say UConn money loss and he'll he'll tweet North Carolina money line every single time that they play them and I'm not just

say to him this is what you do you do this thing and I call him out on and he'll just get to find that I mean I just they're gonna lose yeah yeah and I will say Carolina in Chapel Hill it was right and you caught him in the and the and simply Jeremy he was right so I mean he's got he's got a little bit of he's got some results I suppose he can turn to but it's just what he does he becomes the you know the happiness hedge guy bed against your team blah blah blah but that

that's what he does but I don't I mean I don't heck like he didn't go there and I don't want to

be a dick my team was 21 games this year go am I gonna make fun of yeah there's always there's always

a grace period too like I didn't text him for a while and then once it happens I mean he didn't he actually was on a group text after Wisconsin lost a high point he did not chime in but someone else did and that person has been deaded by me so he Steve Steve knows Steve understands he's he's a good fan like that right I think that I mean if it really hurts you then think just don't I you get that I really your fandom there should be respect so I don't make fun I don't make fun

um Scott speaking of Steve he might he's still a maybe for Max's Bachelor party we would like to invite you there's a chance that Kevin Willard will be attending he also has been invite would you like to attend I'm all set I'm good you sure what if we throw in a box of big Texas I'm all set I hope I wish I wish Max all the happiness in the world I'm good you don't want to go to the sphere I didn't take any shots yeah you took some shot and take any shots listen if I was if I was

A Marilyn fan I would be piss at Kevin Willard too I get one Marilyn fans are...

I don't care about Marilyn basketball I don't know I'll care about you orville no that's great I

I hope we have a don't care off that's a don't care Max is in seven great the way you said it

no I don't know fashion don't care who cares less is that the truth I don't care but twice I don't care twice yeah I'm louder I don't care

no you guys are basically doing like the Twitter like you're in my mentions bro no this is

alright well this was Steve's doing this is the intro I mean Dr. Strangelov who's more sorry as they blow up the world I shall put you down as a baby yeah exactly yeah maybe yeah yeah yeah maybe it's like this is solid baby we'll put you on we're in a big like a cook is it a cookout or is it like we're going to Vegas you know we're going to Vegas we're doing the whole thing oh hold on now where are we staying we're saying it the win oh see now we're talking yeah I'm

win uh may may the weekend to the Kentucky Derby I love the win yeah how you do that's yeah you

that's fake house yeah we've done there Scott can I add in two more words that might be of interest to you

already said I love a gaming oh spearment rhino oh no I can't like okay all right fair

nice story about that guys so this is your story a friend of mine back in the day when I was like going a lot to Vegas making poor decisions this is your story a friend of mine was the stuntman guy he was Ben Affleck stunt double and he was this ridiculous like motorcycle rider handsome guy it's a long story anyway he was friends legitimate friends with a dancer at the rhino and we went there and we're walking through as you do and a guy's getting a dance okay

and this is around the time that I had done a commercial this is a hundred years it's 25 years ago I was doing the six o'clock sports center and the the just to the ad was Scott we want you to host the six o'clock show and I'm like but six o'clock is dinner time so that that was the tagline six o'clock center time some guy is sitting there and chair and this woman has her boobs in his face and I'm walking by and he's literally shoves this naked woman out of his

lap and says hey Scott what time is dinner time I don't think I don't break stride and I'm like evidently right now and I just keep going and I just told my guy I told my guy I'm like I don't think I really can come back here and be just like walking around Jen pop so I'll pass on that okay with the gaming I mean that sounds like a good time yeah we did we just hit the room that that that I met you in Super Bowl week a couple years ago yeah sat down the blackjack table

yes split a couple hands and went down like six grand immediately will you have more drugs that you'll watch me yeah mushrooms yeah that was the it was the left-and-stuttle attempt to hand off pollution agenda which I know I would try and hit it off to him because I went to dinner with you Scott but I was I had I got that like Friday guilt of Super Bowl week where's like I got to go go home so I went and took a red eye and I just handed PFT all my

mushrooms and then like like four hours later he sends me a selfie of him smiling ear to ear with Mark Davis walking by and I was like all right it's going well yeah I need to ask you a question PFT for you for just so we had a group myself like it was a solo long Steve big cat and he got the gilts and he had the Friday night scary and so we had a meal going and he left before like he couldn't even offer to pay I did I didn't I'm pretty sure

I did prepare you like it was credit card we're let I think and your card wasn't even part of it

because you left I didn't think I think you got at least half even you got a fight off or not I'm not saying you're all just coming I think you're just remembering to leave after on trace I'm pretty sure I stay the whole time eight we had we had we had deserves we're like people are feeding each other deserves okay you left you left you left after deserve a whole meal with sir if he ate and I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure at least facing all

it's a guy like you you know the the credit card always goes to the big the big guy in

the room at the dinner if I'm out with my you know with with the guys in the booth it's not even a question listen my feeling is if you eat with me the meals on me that's just I'm your I'm

Pan but that group insisted on we're going to do credit card and so as far as...

credits go with me you didn't need I I wasn't gonna ask you okay you say and I felt like when

you left before anyone even had a chance to pay I felt like maybe I don't know I think you're

getting old I think I did I think I did I'm gonna have to reconfirmed guy guy like me I know big cat pretty good at some point in the future he will do the thing where he talks to the waiter like before that and he gets the credit card to them so you can offer and then he'll be like it's already taken care of and then you get to get mad at him for paying yeah that's gonna happen to you next time yeah yeah I gotta go I gotta go the bathroom and he walked by the

bathroom and you just say here give me the bill and you just pay for it yeah and you come back you're like hey when we get the bill not we're all good we're leaving it when we get a dinner of like ten people I was like I'm just not because it's like you also get to a point where it's like we're not gonna split this ten ways we can't do that we can't you get to a level of you know being an adult we're adults yeah we can't do that we're adults all right Scott I know you got

a flight in a second so I got well I got one last question I'm sure PFT has a last question too this is a weird one though it's the rowback question are HOPACK dot com promo code take 20% off your first purchase Qsips polo's hoodies joggers shorts rowback dot com promo code take I don't even know where where this came from but I'm gonna just read it it's the AWL Devon Tyler he he I guess he's tweeted this at me two days in a row now and it seems like a

Bernstein bear situation he said need help finding an ESPN commercial with SVP my friends

and I have quoted this commercial for years 10 to 15 and have never been able to find it it's with

SVP and we think a New York Giants wide receiver and it ends with the wide receiver screaming mama in a puddle on the field I've reached everywhere and can't find it can you please ask SVP to release the files on Sunday thank you to Vits is this a real thing now this person is just in the middle of like a beaver dream

that's what I can't figure but at least we all know

is that a commercial just not a Scott fan pelc commercial I just saw it I was like I have to ask Scott now I'm gonna help the sky out he might like he he might be going insane and we're on day two thankfully we caught it early but if we went like an entire full year till next year and it's like hey I'm looking for this commercial that doesn't exist so you're saying

you never did a a commercial with the Giants wide receiver no I mean I just I mean I know and

I did a lot of them and I mean I remember I the six o'clock is dinner time when like that was way back in the day but a Giants wide receiver that y'all mama mama like in a puddle on the field I'm really sorry this doesn't ring a bell of any kind yeah I wish I could help I wish I had yeah and here's the thing I got nothing I'm sorry all right looking for another

this is sports in a commercial I think we've got to start of a good one yeah yeah yeah it sounds

like a hell of a script we're working with yeah can I just mention one thing if I just want to say to all of the folks all the AWLs that's that that screamed big Texas at me this week it's it's my own version of being max home with spicy meatball it has reached a level that you cannot

comprehend it's all I heard for a week it's like big Texas it's incredible and I want you all

to see something all right we have some bad luck we've had some bad luck the week we up the FBO's situation here I don't know what I got to do here do I hit the camera it's like a people now that wasn't it I like how Scott is saying we've had some bad luck with the big Texas oh there it is we're back we're so back we're so back we're at six and I'm I'm gonna have to purchase a big Texas for the flight and we're gonna be dining like an absolute king on the way home

but I just want to say I mean I mean I kid you not I wish you all could come here and wander I mean well they saw you it would be a different thing because they freak out because it's you but it's they're just endless hey Sunday night big you know big cap FT you got big Texas isn't like yeah yeah well I mean I don't know what to say but we got the big Texas I feel like that's a good way for like some karma to end it that they're actually we're back that's nice and anyway that's

that's like an impossible thing for you to like have a comeback to in a witty way like what are you gonna say if you hey Scott big Texas you like the number let's get out of ten to eat it's not a question it's a statement right it's a big Texas yeah can't wait you got to keep

What on you I mostly say they're they're it's you guys know it's a bit they'r...

kind of dense or I'll just say delicious and I'll give them like a little chef can depend

that's a good yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah delicious there you go I do

go I do like Scott to you like yeah we've had some bad luck on the big Texas and again like two years ago you came on this show and in your house was burning down which I thankfully year everything's okay now but I it does trigger a memory now that that you know on this but we taught we keep all the big Texas everything's good now yeah it was it was literally like three years ago my phone's raining and the house was burning to the ground and I was searching

for a for a pastry yeah and and the and the condiments or whatever the fuck it's called the thing yeah oh yeah little Friday down the week the house they called you got it yes Christ just and for the record I rest my case in front of the jury that that Scott doesn't have a great memory right now when it comes to pain because I'm sorry I'm sorry sir the client couldn't come up with the name of a vending machine I didn't I didn't get it

I and and maybe for all you know what maybe what we maybe I did do a commercial where mama was said and maybe I'm just it's it's it's full on full blown dementia happening right here for all to see just gaslighting some poor listener vars yeah that they were right about the mama commercial

yeah that was presented happen he didn't remember vending machines I'm pretty sure he didn't

from you can't remember what happened a minute ago I tell max tell max I'm in how about that we'll come on I think we can push the big guy to come to Scott I got one more question for you because I know every week every time it's the masters there's somebody out there that's like yeah I could I could shoot in the old sad Augusta I was thinking about it last week and I know that I'm like a little bit delusional but also I don't think I'm that delusional I think the people are showing

like too much reverence for Augusta and talking about it like it's flanders field and in Belgium

and and thousands of young men go there every year and never come home I think that if you gave me

10 tries from the tips at Augusta I could break 110 on two of those tries and I'm like an

18 handicap so I'm not good so two out of 10 times you're breaking 110 yeah that's what I think

I think that my drop dead score like if I if I shoot higher than 130 you can kill me from the from the championship teams that they played today yeah yep from the tips am I in is that an insane you're playing your playing stroke play golf your you're counting every shot you're counting funk up you have no chance all right what did you shoot Scott I broke 100 that's pretty good but I played but it was but it was it was not championship

teams you play the member teams here they you're not back in it all the way up because no disrespect to you or me like we're not these guys it's it's so difficult and if you're out of position you're going to make big numbers one I mean if you put it this way a no joke being totally serious pft if you said you know what I'm just going to try to hit seven irons I'm trying to hit three seven irons get on the green two put try to make bogies okay maybe

if that's your plan but I'm telling you it's you're going to make big numbers and before you know you're like oh I mean I I'm really in trouble here and I don't think it's possible so I would play it in a way to try to like yeah try to hit those numbers I would have to get a seven on every par three well if I were to add 53 let's see I'm trying to think what I need to average per hole but basically I would try to play it so that I could break a hundred ten and then if I'm

breaking a hundred thirty then I have to basically average an eight I got to have to average a snowman

on every hole the problem is is you're going to end you're going to make double digits on a hole I mean

I mean Fred couple's made a nine and my McIntyre made a nine and a hole and you know they're them yeah but I'm different you forgot what exactly I hate hey hey here's some here's the mushroom yeah because we're telling me with you what's got that by the way that that was the ultimate like morning scary's my welcome I was like I was so not cool about offering sky mushrooms last time yeah it's fine everything's good yeah that was a look that was the same night I played

Blackjack with Chris Long and he had ace five and he said I'm safe okay there were a lot of people

That were there were a lot of people that were not necessarily of of the righ...

safe safe yeah we're going to be safe we're going to be safe we're going to be safe last

fall question so what like when you play Augusta because the thing that I I back my

guy pft because I want to believe in him but I I would say that there's probably a chance that those greens or nothing like anything we've ever seen where it's like you think you hit one two feet away and it just keeps rolling is that fair to say right yes I will say this I didn't three put when I played here which was a bit shocking but the problem for me was and I'm not going to do this single worst thing that people doing golf where they take you shot by shots through

the round that guy sucks oh hey I had a little butter cut and I was stuck in the rough and I saw he had a seven hour I thought I got there but I'm in the bunker hey so the edge of the sea

please kill me but I was constantly on and three so I'm too putting for bogey but I'd never

three put it there there I mean they're really fast but the main things you just end up in places

where there's nothing you can do you have to be so you can't put really aggressively towards the

whole because you'll be gone so I mean listen if you if you if you're only goal was to break one ten yep but twice twice in ten times it's just it's so much harder than you think that's that's all I could say it's so much harder than you think I speak of a gust of with reverence I do I respect a gust of national golf course but I think it's gotten too far now where where people are doing tricks on it people are like you wouldn't break a 150

I know some people down here I'm going to see see if we can you know broker it they're probably not going to let you go like it's probably can't be content but maybe we can get you down here on the wall and see if we make that happen I mean I mean I don't have to get it I have to get it on a plan yeah you got to do it Scott you're the best love you Scott thank you for doing this the big taxes sign off and we'll see you in Vegas we'll see you in Vegas we can bring your

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three seed I believe is that right let's see that the actual set up they are yeah they're the three

seed and they're playing the timber rolls but now then they would potentially have to play the spurs I don't know it's gonna be hard anyway it's I think the the winner was okay see tonight

Because Denver if they had lost tonight they could have gone down to four yea...

the thunder would have maybe had to play Denver in the second round now the thunder don't have to

meet and have to worry about the nuggets or spurs until the Western Conference final and have to worry about anything yeah second round spurs nuggets would be awesome but I'm not gonna doubt I'm not gonna I'm not gonna count out the timber rolls because I feel like that happens every year

could second round okay see Houston be interesting I think okay see would have

would make light work of that I think they're better than the rockets but yeah well they're definitely better yeah I said it would be interesting yeah it would be or possibly I can't wait for the makers to lose the rockets in five games everyone be like man that was the that was the best five games series you've ever seen it's gonna be tough for them to do that if they don't have like two of their best players LeBron LeBron vs KD though will be fun nuggets timber rolls that

there's like real you know history there the last couple of years and then the thunder's in spurs will be whoever comes out of the playing western conference play I mean spurs spurs nuggets

second round would be awesome yeah awesome and I feel like they're because Wemby they didn't play

like they he played a lot of games but they didn't they had him on a minute restriction and they're gonna let him go you know and he might this might be the point of no return for basketball with Wemby it's like what do we do to stop yeah what where are we going from here this might just be like a look into the future like the next 10 years of our lives will be this Wemby that we get to these

playoffs yeah I think there was I saw a stat that Wemby is eligible for all of the awards he has 65

game but like Luca is not and Wemby played I think like 300 minutes less because they just moved a smart by the spurs yep why why why like get them ready for the playoffs Wemby regular season makes it's just a problem okay we ready for anything else ready for numbers 3 next 3c 2 saldix 2c 7 6 or 17 there you go okay 6 24 78 23 45 45 the percentage that the capitals have to make sure they look at my well in my personal estimation well in my personal

decision took Michael Jordan numbers that was cool yeah shout out 23 45

51 anyone one more there is a 10% chance we get it every time I know but we never do

only one person is out in this year you have not I don't know you know I have gotten a lot of all this year no you have not it's a count no 3 popped up that was this year it didn't count it did the drung didn't count you said that no that was the that was for this one wrong 86 no 86 I went on that other machine this year oh yeah and nobody else is one this year

a happy birthday to Brandon Walker the second best player on the experts on the dozen

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