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believing in the Houston Cougars for the next four years, you are sadly mistaken. I will never

learn my lesson when it comes to this team. They're bad. Their offense was clearly a limitation for them tonight. Hank, you said you guys both said blow out. Yeah, well I said eight. I said eight points. But you've thought in your hearts blow out. I said eight points in my heart. Yeah, I mean PFT that this is his team, he convinced me he was talking about him all the areas, riding and dying with him, and his team lost in it. Thank you, thank you.

Soggies are us? Yeah, that does a great job of Hank taking responsibility for us. Soggies are us? I don't think I should have to do soggies are us. Soggies are us? I don't like to get wet for

“the Cougars, they get wet. Cougars, you should probably soggies are us.”

No, soggies are us. Thank you, Max. If we do soggies, I said we talked about this off-camera. If we do soggies are us for the Houston Cougars for PFT, then big canists do soggies are us tomorrow for the bulls when they get eliminated from the playoffs. Okay, deal. I'm not, I'm not even a Cougars fan. I just, I just can't be doing soggies. I develop it. Yeah, I have like a strange compulsion, like I have an unhealthy fixation with the University

Houston basketball team that I fall into every February. Yeah, it's like in my calendar. It's how, you know, how like, you know, chicks when they live together, they sync up on their periods. When me and Hank watch Houston basketball together in February, we both start to believe. Yeah. Well, Illinois was just the tougher team tonight. Illinois outrebounded Houston by nine rebounds tonight. They were better offensively duh because Houston couldn't hit a shot.

But Illinois's, I mean, they're, they're just a really fucking good team. And it's one of those teams that like, maybe at points because the big 10, I mean, we're, I think we're finding out the big 10 was really, really good because three out of four teams in the elite eight so far are big 10 teams. But Illinois, they're the most efficient offense. And when they play tough like this and they're able to outrebound a Houston cougars team that's known for rebounding,

watch out in a road game in Houston. Yeah. I mean, it was, it was, it was their bigs. It was, uh, snack and, and, and use in that had tough games tonight. Very tough games shooting the ball. So

I, and, but that's always kind of the story of Houston is like their offense is liable to show

“up at a snake bit fashion. That's what they did tonight. So I, you listen, I'm, I'm not, I'm still going”

to believe in the cougars next year. I regret nothing. Great job Illinois. Illinois is a better team tonight.

where Hank and PFT are right now with the Ryan Day, uh, meme. You know what, I mean, Tom Furnelley's

“at himself is being a nipple piercing guy. He is big time. Uh, big time. That's fine. That's fine.”

Tom. You want to know where you guys are? I'm right here. Tom, I'm awake doing my podcast. Where are you? He's, he's texting. He's texting. Yeah. Yeah. He keyboard warrior. Yeah. Hey, what did you just text back? Oh, just a picture of us podcasting. Illinois was awesome though tonight. I mean, like I said, the toughness, because they've had games where they've looked a little bit, I mean, Brad underword is said it like they were soft and they answered the bell tonight and they were the

tougher team, the better team. We also had, we'll get to the two great games early. We also had Arizona just showing that they are probably the best team in the country because they absolutely warped Arkansas to the tune of right now. There's two minutes left in the game. They have 106 points. How many threes do you think they've attempted, Hank? 106 points. They attended seven threes. They went five for seven from three. They are absolute monsters down low. All five of their

guys started scored 14 plus and a walker off the bench had 14 as well. So it's six guys, 14 or more. They shot 65% from the field. They just absolutely killed them. They absolutely killed them. And I mean, this is, we kind of figured this was going to happen with Arkansas because

“they have a cuff, but they're not, I mean, bigs have hurt them this year and Arizona just that's what”

they do. They're just efficient, efficient to the absolute max. They don't even, they can make threes. They just don't have to make threes. Yeah, and they're five for seven from three. The only way of the Arkansas is going to be competitive is if they made like 45% of threes. If they had a great night shooting the ball, they did not have a great night shooting the ball. They didn't have a single player

that had more than one three pointer on the night. A cuff got his, he was always going to get his,

but they needed a threes to fall. Yeah, I think Arizona it's going to be very tough. This is what we're talking about, you know, the idea that Cinderella is dead because of an island transfer portal. And yes, that's part of it. But the other part when we were talking about it on Monday of the best teams in the country are building with just monsters, human beings who just scored an efficient level at the rim. And guess what, those shots, there's no variance in those shots.

If you have guys that are all six, ten and above, and they can just dunk the ball and and lubs and just score at the rim like that, it's not like, oh, we might be cold shooting one night. Yeah, it's like the Jonah Hill moneyball meme. The moneyball find really tall guys to play in your basketball team. Right. It's not like they're not using analytics. They are. They're just using analytics to be like the best shots of the ones as close to the rim as possible. Yeah, it's true.

So, those were the two blowouts. Then we had two incredible games to start. Should we start with Iowa? Yeah, let's start with. Yeah. Yeah. My obsession with Ben McCollum is growing even more. He's, he's the absolute man. Iowa takes down Nebraska. We had, it was a wild game because if first of all, it came out, they shot the absolute lights out in the first half at both teams.

Nebraska jumped on Iowa. I was so, they're just a team that's like, it's so well coached. They're never

kind of, they never wavered. And then at the end of the game, they two things happen. One, Matt rule was shown on the screen. So Matt rule was shown on the broadcast with six minutes left in the game. Yeah. Iowa went on a 15, six run to end the game. And then including in that run was Fred Hoyberg installing a defense where he only had four guys on the clock. That was the very last

“take all the way down the court that that Iowa had. But that was the very important. Yes.”

Yeah, 72, 69. Yes. No, that was the game. Yeah. That play was the game. There was a guy that was running off the bench to the scores table at half court as the ball is in the air going down the court. And that guy is like, oh fuck, I should have been, that's like the ultimate bad dream that you have when you're like 30 years old and you're like, oh shit, I haven't been to class all semester. Yeah. I was supposed to be standing right out there for this play. They got all toasted by it.

And yeah, that game was over at that point. And there Iowa, Iowa is a Cinderella. I was a bunch of guys who started in lower level college basketball. And they are the Cinderella that everyone's looking for, the nine seed in the elite eight. Like this game, too. This is what we, this was the payoff

for whatever was like, oh, where are the all the upsets? These first two games that we watched on

Thursday night for the sweet 16 were so, so good. And Iowa, Bennett's search is awesome. He just controls the game so perfectly. And Ben McCollum, do you, so they asked Bennett's search after the game

And usually you would expect an athlete to be like, oh, you know, he said, hey, guys, we, you know,

we don't, we practice this all year. Like, let's not waver. Ben McCollum told the Iowa Hawkeye's, he slammed his whiteboard and broke his marker on the floor, ink everywhere. And he was just telling us that we sucked and we were soft. I absolutely love it. The best. He is Kurt Signetti. Yeah,

“that's what he's doing right here football guy. It's a bunch of guys, but it's a bunch of cast off”

on a team. Iowa hasn't been in the sweet 16 since 1999. Like, it's, this is not a program known for basketball and one coach is changing all of that. Yeah. It's fucking awesome. And you're going to hear all the talk about UNC and that UNC needs to talk to them. They got to make him say no. I got to make Ben McCollum say no. There's so many dudes that I have to say that you have to make say no. Yeah. It's, yeah, we add another one to the list every day. I don't want to talk too much

about it though. If you're at Iowa fan, enjoy this. Don't be thinking like, oh, no, I don't think he's going to leave. I don't think he's leaving. He might not leave. No, I actually, I don't want to do reputation, but think about it. He's from Iowa City. He coached for 15 years in division two had pretty much every opportunity, but maybe not every opportunity, but you did soon. After 15 years winning multiple national titles, he won four in a row. In division two,

he would have gotten some calls. He gets a call to Drake. He's a Drake for one year. Then gets his dream job at Iowa. I don't think he's going anywhere. And Iowa, you know, their history coaches is like, if you want, you can based on this run, whatever you get's a bag. You can probably retire there. He might get a bag from Iowa might give him a bag, too. I don't know, he's from Iowa City. The North Carolina bag would probably be a little bit bigger. I would think. Yeah, no, definitely

they can't just bag, but I don't know. I was got some bags, Duke bag. Don't count Iowa. They got some bags in Iowa. People are saying, well, actually, I shouldn't say people are a former colleague. One of the brightest guys we know, Marshall Dukes said that Kansas, Kentucky, Duke, and UNC could be open this year. And it's Bill Selfertiring, Mark Pope getting fired. UNC already open,

and then John Shire taking the bull's job. There you go. You never know. That's a lot of

“no's. Well, I think you also have to make Will Wade say no. Yeah. That would actually be the”

funniest possible outcome. If Will Wade, if UNC calls, just make him say no. And he's like, yeah, I kind of do like the state of North Carolina. Maybe I'll go back. Yeah. Can we talk about Will Wade real quick? Yeah. I mean, this is he is the originator of the phrase on part of my take, who cares us Louisiana. Right. Where things don't matter. Yeah. Not like crimes don't matter anymore. If you no matter what you do in Louisiana, it doesn't matter. They will hire you if you can win sports games.

Yes. And Will Wade for a while, he was under that investigation. They had like wire taps and shit on them. They had a federal case against them. And LSU was just like, yeah, we don't really care. Will you can keep coaching for us? Yeah. And then eventually, they were going to get hit with some big show cause stuff. And they were going to lose scholarships. So they're like, okay, well, we'll let you go. So we go to the McNeece state. He wins there, gets hired by the NC State last year,

goes to NC State. He takes the same picture that Jim Velvano on to cover sports illustrated being like, I'm going to restore NC State to glory. Yeah, go pack. Yeah. So he has one pretty good year at NC State, I guess, like an okay year. Yeah. They made the plan. They lost in the plan. Yeah, that's that's fine. And then they were all like, he's our coach for life. We got them, LSU calls, like, hey, sorry about firing you, but you know that we had to because the feds were, yeah,

going to arrest you. And so he goes back to LSU. Like, everybody kind of thought he would eventually. But people are big mad about it. If you hired Will Wade, you did that knowing that he's he's probably going to leave yet. So yeah, I mean, Will Wade's a scumbag. You can say that. Like, he is the way he left NC State after years, a scumbag movie. You know, it didn't be emailed, too. You know what I said? What? Can't turn a hole into a house once. That's true. That's true.

I also would like my seat to the LSU game once. That's right. That was when you fell

“over there that you wish. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um, I, you know, who's being disingenuous online?”

Jay Billis. Yeah. Jay Billis, what's up with him? He's, is he trapped in like a, is he, is he just tweeting from 2005? No, Jay Billis plays the hits. Jay Billis. He said, hey, NCAA, uh, tell us more about players that don't show loyalty. Don't want to go through adversity and how player movement impacts stability. Tell us more about tampering and poaching. The coaches portal

is always open. Funny how silent coaches and administrators are about that. Everyone's saying

Will Wade's a dickhead. Yeah. And also players can move around now. Like, this is a tweet from 20

of how Jay Billis is, he's being disingenuous, he's saying that right now, the coaches are upset

“that the players move around too much. Right. But he can. So then Will Wade moves around and”

nobody says anything. But yes, people do say people do say things. People do say things when people like, wait, it's a dick. Yeah. And he's on the coach says something like that. They're like, this guy's a dick. Yeah. But this guy, we got to, we got to figure out, but like, LSU fans are happy. Will Wade's back. No one else is like, Will Wade, what a good guy. Yes. And tell you what. I mean, LSU has a very, very strong us against the world mentality going into next year's sports seasons.

Right. Like, between their football and basketball coaches, they have no choice but to be like, fuck you, we don't care. But this is also, what I don't understand about Jay Billis is like, so what if people complain about the transfer portal and the NIL and all this stuff? That's just people complaining about something they wish like still existed where it was guy staying for four years and you got to know the players. We're in a new reality where the transfer portal and NIL

exists and it's not going away. So people are complaining who cares, players can do whatever the fuck they want. And people getting tampered with left and right who care? And guess what, there's still some teams that figure out how to do it better than others. Right. So you would, you would love the system if your team was just better. I just think Jay Billis being disingenuous. Oh yeah. Well, so he is stuck in like 2015. Yeah. I'm going to hit this tweet because it's going

to get me a lot of engagement because at the time, like before part of my take started in that era, it was like everybody hated players that were one and done that like that did anything for selfish reasons. And then things slowly started to change and the pendulum, I think we can all agree with Swung back to the players a lot. But yeah. So Billis is still running that same playbook. He's running, yeah. He's running a like single wing offense. Yeah. And it's we're in the age of the

spread Jay. You got to update the playbook a little bit. I just love that LSU now has Lane Kiffin, Kim Malky, and Will Wade, and they're like so perfect. LSU is just, we're just going to try to win game. It's just fuck you. We don't give a fuck how they got here. We don't care if they piss everyone off.

“That's how everyone should be. Yeah. Like fire in the nice guy. I would love that for James”

Madison. If that's all they cared about. Yeah. Okay. Purdue and Texas. Another incredible game.

Purdue survives T. K. R. with the tip in at the end of the game in Brace to Bay. Was that a push in the back? Well, T. K. R. is yes. He just, he just throws his body at everyone and gets calls. Yeah. That just happens every, every spring, everyone outside of the big ten, like his, finds out that, oh yeah, Purdue is still playing hoops. It pisses everyone off. Listen, I saw the replays of it. That's just basketball. That's just basketball. Sometimes, sometimes, we're in the

age of like slow mode replays over analyzing every single frame of every single shot on a camera that's done like 60 frames per second. Sometimes you just got to let dudes bang. Yeah. And that that was a class of cases just dudes bang and down low. Let it happen. That's basketball. Yeah. And the, I mean, Purdue is just, they're playing great ball right now. As obviously, it's hard to go through a tournament. Like, yes, they got a major scare. Texas gave him everything. Like, like, that was

right. That was basically a coin flip game at the end. Not everyone can win like UConn

one, what was like three years ago when they beat everyone by double digits. Yeah. There's going to be these moments. Think about Florida last year where they get bailed out time and time

“and getting by Walter Clayton. So you're going to have these games. And that's why you have”

flesher lawyer and bring Smith. And, you know, the guys who have been there done that TKR who can make the big plays when it matters. Yeah. And, I mean, is it really that impressive if they beat a Texas team who's best player had a broken foot? I mean, yeah. The Jordan Pope revealed afterwards and he had a broken foot. And, uh, Trayman Mark, who was unconscious today, heard his ankle in like, was it was it early second, second half? He was awesome. On one foot, another thing happened to

Texas that happened in Nebraska, they showed Sark right before the last possession. Yeah. So you can't do that if you're, if you're a college basketball team trying to go to the final four, you can't show the coach that everyone likes to meme and make fun of and hasn't won big games. Yeah. I, you just can't. I feel like Sark has been a good coach for them. Oh, no, yes, everybody has, you know, like, like the, like, like, if you want a national type,

if you show Nick Saving that, that's a different feeling of excitement. Right. When you show Matt rule, and Sark has been better than Matt rule, significantly better. But still, I feel like winning, but gets winning in this situation. Right. Right. If, yeah, if you were watching, and like Connor McDavid showed up on the screen right before some, like the Canadian sled hockey team lost. Right. Then I would have been, like, clearly, that Tray's directly back to him. Yeah,

this tough, tough look for Sark. The big dude on Texas cough. He's infuriating to watch. And he's so good. Oscar Cluff. He's, yeah, he was getting, he was catching rebounds at his

if they throw him the ball, 18 feet from the basket, no one's even within 10 feet of him. Yeah,

“I love it. Like, there's just no way he's going to shoot this shot. And yeah, Texas, I mean,”

that was a hell of a run by Texas. Yeah, great season for Texas. Yeah, you got to make Sean Miller say no. And those two games were awesome. They got to make Sean Miller say no. The, uh, it was, it was, uh, it was poor timing by, I actually don't know if it was timing by the NCAA, other than the, because they do stagger the tips, but the fact that both games were ending, like, the exact same time. It laps. Yeah. Yeah, they got lapped on that one. And it was, well, they

should have done the fucking instant replay. It's a replay and college basketball is broken. It's the most, it's, it's, it's the most painstaking thing to watch as a fan, especially if it's, like,

two teams that aren't exactly known for fireworks going at each other. And then you've got these

replays on, like, debatably in consequential plays. Yep. Like, out of bounds at half court, did it grays off the students' finger tip. And then you end up losing 30 minutes of game time and your game gets lapped. Yeah. By the other one. If your game gets lapped, I'm going to stop watching that game. Well, you know what the problem was? It was, it was the instant replays in the Purdue game,

“but it also, if, if you have a Ben McCollum game, you have to do that first because he runs a”

football. Yeah. Every possession is all 30 seconds. That game is going to go faster. Yeah. So, no duh that the Iowa Nebraska game caught up because they just, that's how they, that's how I will plays basketball. They punt. Yeah. Yeah. Um, oh, by the way, Fred Hoyberg did say about the four players on the floor. He said, put that one on me. It was a miscommunication. I'm the head coach put that one on me. That's a good coach. That's a good coach. Because I was not going to put it on him. That's a good

coach. But now I'm going to put it on him. That's a good. Yeah. So, when we had four guys on the floor for with three, with one minute left down three foot prints in the sand to get to the lead eight. That's when Jesus was playing shooting guard for me. Yeah. That's on me. Okay. Any other sweet 16 Thursday night thoughts? Great games. Really good games. I'm excited for Friday. I am sad that Arthur saw his gone. Yeah. I loved watching aca play. Um, by the way, my take still live

“for another year. Kentucky will win a national title before Arkansas. So, that wasn't even close to a”

sweat. I mean, Arkansas was a sweet 16, but they got absolutely. I forgot about that take. Yeah. Those Arkansas fans reminded me of that take. Probably need new coach in Kentucky if that takes going to be come true, but still it's a lie for another year. Is this, um, is this tweet from Aaron Torres correct about college basketball or just college coaches? Lane Kiffin's contract

91 million dollars. Brian Kelly 54 million dollar buy out. 2026 football roster, 40 million

Matt McMahon buy out $8 million will wait by out $3 million dollars. Yeah. The last six months LSU has spent. Yeah. That's awesome. Good throw money out of it. They're just LSU's just a sports team. They're just sports team at this point. Yeah. You don't have to go to school anymore. I don't know if like, do they have classes? Well, I was going to say, I'm sure if we talked to someone in Louisiana, there's probably some things that they're like, hey, I wish I wish the state would spend money on

this. Education is one of the roads. I can hear like, yeah, education is one. You know what, you know what, what can fix up a pod hole is an 11 win SEC team. I'll tell you what. That's a fact. Like your football team wins 11 games. Your roads can suck. If you, if you talk true, yeah, if you talk to the parents of Louisiana and you're like, would you rather have like 50% coverage paid for for child care or beat Florida? Right. They'd be like, yeah, we can't lose them as well. That's called priorities. Yeah,

exactly. And they're in order. He's Louisiana. Okay. Let's do a quick ad, then we'll talk a little opening day. We also have Max home out here. He's sitting right off camera. We're going to maybe talk to him for like five minutes. We can't burn our our master's period. You're good right now, Zach. You were, that was a quick exit. Zach, I want to give you the signage. I want to give you some real quicksack. What kind of you? Because because Max told us a few minutes ago, he was really into

the I show of speed for a Donald Trump debate that you created before Max sits down. I want you to think of another embrace debate that you can sprinkle on that. Yeah. Okay. So, a new one, not regarding speed or Trump once. Yes. I mean, preferably not. Yeah, definitely. Okay. I get free. Okay. Perfect. All right. We're brought to you by Jose Cuervo. When Cuervo enters every moment, just gets better. You find yourself in the center of the dance floor. You can't help but stand up in high five.

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What's our parlay for Thursday Friday night? I was state police. The automatic fade did not work. No. We went one-and-two and that was stupid because like we were dumb to do that. But we tried. But I think sometimes you got to fade or so. Yeah, absolutely. All right, what was it? Iowa State? I was state. I'm going to go U-card minus one and a half. I'm going to go Bama plus eight and a half. Bama. Okay, Bama.

Okay, so lots a lot of smart basketball people have been doing this. Go bet in the draft King sportsbook. Hey, can I read you a headline real quick? This headline is from the athletic and it was 12 hours ago. From the athletic, for 40 years Duke has been college basketball's most polarizing team, people love to hate Duke, but has Duke basketball become less hateable, perhaps maybe even likeable. No. Who wrote, did Coach K. write this article? It's a good question. It's not a good question.

You were complimenting Duke the other day. When? Tuesday. For what?

“Shire. What do you mean? What did I say? I don't remember this. Did I say that? What did I say?”

I think you may not have said it. What did I say? You're like, I hate to compliment Shire, but we're talking about how the, oh, they did the handoff crowd. Yeah. Yeah, that's fine. I can, that shows that I'm, I'm a good journalist that I can still put my bias. This person's a good journalist. It's the athletic. It's the athletic. Duke, Duke needs to be hateable forever. Don't, who wrote this? You want them. You wrote forever. You wrote this. That's such a ridiculous, I don't think I think that

this is way out of time. It's hating Duke falling out of stock. No, no, it will never, it's, yeah,

it's, we got to make it cool again. It's always been cool. It will never not be. Do you know what? Actually, this is an, oh, no, because they haven't won one and so long. That's when this article pops out. Whenever Duke goes, yeah, a while without winning a title, they'll be like, "Hey, dude, people might like, like, not hate Duke anymore?" Yeah, it's true. The article's probably saying, like, "When you hate Duke, you're actually punching down." Yeah, right. There's poor little guys.

I, that's all. I wanted to read a headline for you. Opening day, any thoughts?

“Congrats. You have to go and add it all. Go, Nats, one or no. Yeah. Can't go undefeated if you don't”

start one or no. Very excited that we got that. James Wood, no hits for strikeouts. The only thing I care about this night's season is James Wood's getting 35 plus home runs. So, that was, that was tough, but hey, great start of the season. Yeah. Thank you. Any thoughts? We got two big firsts today. Oh, yeah. And baseball. To big firsts,

one, the Philadelphia Phillies got a save on opening day at home for the first time in franchise history.

Congrats, Max. That's, that's an insane stat. I think it is, it is a real stat, which I couldn't believe is true. They've had a bunch of, they've had a couple walk-offs at home in the past X amount of years, but no saves. Crazy staff. And then the Chicago White Sox had a lead-off home run on opening day for the first time in franchise history. That's pretty cool. Yeah. Good stuff. Baseball's back. Baseball's so back. And then we can pay attention again in like a month and a half.

Mmm. Palskeens broken. Palskeens. Not great. World Baseball classic, Palskeens. Broko.

you made it out of the first, right? No, he didn't. He didn't make it out of the first. Wow.

Didn't make it out of the first. That was also a kneel cruiser's fault. Oh, yeah. Drop two, like, popflies, right to him. It's wonderfully feels. So that is, Palskeens, not broken, no kneels, crews, maybe broken. I'll also say that Baseball has the absolute best commercials for opening day. Mmm. Like nothing gets you feeling nostalgic. It's romantic. Like Baseball opening day. Yeah. I even watched like a four-minute long Japanese Major League Baseball.

So many day commercials. Awesome. Awesome commercial. Right, Marshall. Maybe you want to be Japanese. Yeah. You can't. Dude, I was just like, this is cool. Yeah, you know what's stopping you? Just going live there. Yeah, just become, would have we just did part of my

“day from Japan? Daniel Son. Daniel Son. That would be, should we do a Japan week?”

Down. What golf courses do they have out there? Probably a lot. Like give me, you have one leave. I don't know. No, I was in the, I don't know. I was in the, I don't know. I was in the, I was in the, we can shout out to you in the top of the bottom, Fuji. Have you did been long? No. No. I did not shout out to somebody. I just shout it out. You shout out to Hero Hito. All right, one last thing I had before we get Max on and we also got to talk about a big show coming up.

Did you have you guys seen two things that are happening in the NBA right now? One is Luka and what he's been doing? Have you seen Lucas been doing? Hank, have you ever, Lucas been doing? His last eight games. He's averaging 40.9 points on 50% shooting eight or nine rebounds in

seven assists. I think he had, what does he had? He's had, yeah, he's, he's basically just been ripping

off. He had 43 on Wednesday night, 32, 33, 60, 40, 36. These are all on the road, too. He's just been

“absolutely on fire. And the other one was Yokech who, this past week, his stat lines have been 23,”

21 and 19, 22 or 23, 17 and 17, 22, 14 and 14. Go back to the Lucas stat. How about the last time in the games? Last eight games. He's averaging 40 points again. Is Luka, is he bamhunting? He's on in all time flushing territory. Is he going big bamhunting? Listen, he would take a more ethical way. He would, he would do it like trying to get the record back for Kobe. Maybe. I feel like that might be what's going on here. He had score 60 against the heat. Yeah, he's trying to, he's going bamhunting.

He's going bamhunting. Yeah. Be out both of those guys. The, I mean, Jamal Murray had 53 on Wednesday night and it was still like, oh yeah, but Yokech did 23, 21 and 19. I mean, the thing about 19 by the way, we're in the same. Yeah. NBA, did you see this? Oh, yeah, there's a couple. Well, that's home.

NBA always does that with home accounting for a success. Yeah. There was a couple of rumors. They were just

Jamal Murray. I suppose that they were giving. You know, there's one that was a hand off of Jamal Murray dribbled for like like 15 seconds then scored and they're like, oh, a success. That's the, hey, look, that's home scoring. Yeah. Yeah. Max, are you afraid to play in Denver? Are you we'd, what was the stat? You, you, you did triple doubles. Yeah. So as of last, when was that? Monday's part of my day? Yokech had four fewer triple doubles than Joell and B had games played since Joell and

B had won the MVP. As in B had been playing recently or has he been injured? That's funny. You asked that he actually came back against the bulls yesterday. Yeah, they didn't go by 30. Oh, great. It's the bulls who were trying to tank. They just tanked too late. So wait, he did come back. Correct. And B had, Yokech had another triple double. So it's still, it's still four. Okay. So we kept pace. Yeah. And then wait, is it, are the six just playing in Denver soon? Oh, that won't be,

it won't be, it won't be, it's not going to play. They're not playing in Denver soon. All right. It's some, soon as well. Well, dude, think about how we, this earth has been around for billions and billions of years. If they play in Denver next year, that's pretty soon comparatively. And I don't think Joel and B is going to make that trip again. No, you make it a trip buddy. Hey, hey, hey, make it a trip. You guys are so funny. You guys are so funny. You guys are being so funny right now.

You make, hey, he's got things for me. It's so far. Far, far, far, far, far. The DNA award. It can be so funny right now.

“What, what, what? It is an interesting stat. Have they played in Denver?”

No, yeah, they're done. Oh, they're done playing in Denver. But next year, yeah, there's like eight games off of the very good season. Oh, they did March 17th. Maybe you didn't play. And be done play. Oh, that's interesting. That's interesting. All right. Anything else before any other, any other news? Yeah, congratulations to the Italian soccer team, Max. They won two nothing against. Yes. Northern Ireland, so that means that they

play against Bosnia and Herzegovina. That's like playing two forms of Hank. Righty and lefty.

How is this still going on? Isn't the world cup in like a month? Yeah, but they added more teams.

They had expansion to the field. And there are some teams that still have to qualify. If they didn't go through, like Italy did not qualify through the European qualification, but they were one of the best. They're getting like a sponsor's exemption. They're one of the best losers. So it's like you can

“still qualify if you beat other losers. God, didn't they already give out the the groups of death?”

Yeah, they did the. Yeah, there's there's like a spot for whoever gets that qualification. Yeah. God, so like in the US group, it's us Australia, Paraguay, and then one last team that's to be sure could Italy and US being the. No, I don't think so. I think it would be like Turkey is the scene that we want to avoid. I think in that. But in the group of life. In the group of life. Yeah, I mean, we didn't like we did win the fucking we did win the fucking FIFA piece prize. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. We got this. How many you got over there in Italy? None. I'm zero.

Thanks. Look at that big boy max. I'm American. Okay. Should we talk about the big show we're doing? Yeah. Let's talk about the big show. What's the date of it? May 5th. May 5th. May the 5th be with you. Is that, thank you, tomorrow. Yes, thank you, tomorrow. Also, we're doing a live show in LA for the Netflix is a joke comedy series. And it's our first big

“live show. We did won. I think you after very after BVT. We did the the Vanniversary in Manhattan. That was a fun show.”

So, yeah. So, this is it's a big theater. So, please buy tickets. We're going to make it special.

We've been approached to do live shows, tours, a bunch. We've always thought that we didn't want to we

do want to do it mostly because to do a live show, we want to do something different. We don't want to just go sit up there on a couch and do a podcast and take everyone's money. We wanted to do something different and to do that. It would take a lot of our time away from the podcast coming up with a live show. So, we're like, hey, we're going to do one live show. We'll be the 10 year anniversary live show. It's going to be awesome. Rumors of Jerry O'Connor will not rumors. Jerry O'Connor will be there.

We're going to make him be there. Potentially recillow. Potentially Todd and Gordo. Possibly. I don't want to put him on the spot. Jerry O'Connor is married to a supermodel. Supermodel. Yeah. Yeah. So, we're going to have some guests. And I'll say this. This will be happening two days after Max's Bachelor Party. I would imagine some of the stories we don't tell on the podcast will be told to the live show. I imagine there will be a lot of

stories that are told at this live show. Spur the moment with no ability to hit dump or delete that will start a fight after the live show is over. It's going to be, and it'll be from, it's going to be a good time. I'm excited about it. Yeah. I really am. Can we do that thing in comedy shows where they take phones at the door? Yeah. I bet you can't put this so far back. Yeah, we can do that. Let it rip. Yeah. Actually, it would be awesome if we did that because

it we could let it rip. What means? Sorry, this bracket on the weather channel. They have a

“bracket on the weather channel. I just did a Marksman. What was it a bracket for?”

It's about the heat. Oh, okay. Cool. It was for a while. It's so sorry. That's hard. Oh, sunny is the one. See. Humid was up against mild. Oh, humid. This is in the final floor. Humid beats sunny. No, no, no, no, let me just explain this real quick. Sunny was a one seed. Wait, go back. Yeah. Oh, wait, sunny versus p cloud and tornadoes. It was cloudy versus

few clouds tornadoes got beaten by mild in the second round. That's a major upset. Wow.

Well, no tornadoes got beat by windy. No tornadoes got beaten by mild. Oh, I'll keep the bottom. You're not looking correctly. No, no, no, there's tornadoes are in a twice. They used tornadoes twice. Look at the bottom. This tornadoes got beat by windy. This is terrible bracket. Because tornadoes are not up. Right side is just numbers. So it's before being 88. 88 is more than 64. Stu finer shout out. Stu finer is pool. 88 degrees. You can't have tornadoes on the top and bottom of

the bracket. What is this? We should do it. We should do it. No rush more degrees. Yeah. Wait, wait, will be freezing rain. Hazy and a stunning upset. Hazy topped hot in the opening round. How the this is terrible bracket. This is the worst bracket. And so it's humid versus mild. Look at mildes in their choice. Two milders versus breezy. What? All right, so back to back to Netflix. Anyways, we're going to be doing a lot of stuff. You know what, even if you think this is good content.

us bracket. 64. 64. We're going to do it. Let's, I like where your heads at. Let's pull back a

“little bit. Let's do 32 others. No, we can do it very clearly at a tough time filling out 64”

weather's. Yeah, we can come up with more than this though. What about? Yeah, Sharknado. Yeah. What a hot as balls. Yeah, just wet. Yeah. Hot as balls. Brick. That perfect football weather. Football weather is a good one. Tailgate weather. Chocolate rain. Chocolate rain. Good golf. Chocolate rain for sure. As a rain. We got more weather than this. Just war. You step out. Oh shit. Thunder snow. How many more? Thunder snow in here. Yeah.

Damn. That's a bar. We're in Arizona. That's probably why they don't have thunder snow. Good point Hank. They have a couple of them twice, by the way. They have mostly cloudy and partly cloudy up top and then most of it. We already did that. Oh shit. We're talking about tornadoes. Yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah, tornadoes getting beaten up by mild is just a Travis. I can tornadoes getting beaten up by windy as a Travis. Yeah, tornadoes are way more badass than windy. Yeah,

Cinderella story. Yeah, for mild. Yeah, mild did make an unreal run. I would not have had mild. Human actually, human sucks. All right. So that's our live show. We're going to do it in a minute. No way. By tickets, it's going to be awesome. We will maybe slowly roll out some of the other special guests that we're going to have on in the next couple of weeks. Maybe one of those does a little stand up. Hank memes. No, we want people to buy tickets so we can't say memes. Meads redemption.

Means redemption would be awesome. All right. Well, figure out Zach, go sit where Max is. Max home, well, you come sit here. Zach, you give Max. Because Max, we don't want to burn. Having you on Masters week. By the way, you're on Masters week, right? Are you playing the Masters this year? Against all odds. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I did. It's the year. I did to shocked the world. The year zero expectation. Max, at your best this year, you've been the best golfer in the world.

Yeah, you go the first hole. I was on pace for I can't even do the math, but so many under so many

“under. Yeah, that was on pace for miscut. Yeah. That was just on pace for 30 seconds. How is your game feeling?”

Actually, really good. That's all right. But yeah, feels good. I got to have to say something just because I was bummed that hello my intimidation factor is, but when I walked in here and locked eyes with Hank, Max didn't move and I know a big dom, he's ran. And I felt like, man, I carry zero weight. Yeah. You know, he did enough to be like, I didn't even knock. I just walked in. Thought I could make an entrance to be fair. I, you guys are friends. I thought like big dominant

and threatened for that interaction. Yeah. So about you'd be on an edge, but I got nothing. I was trying to see you. Wait, so where's the next tournament? San Antonio. Okay. That's going to be hot. That's going to be hot. That's going to be hot. That was a deal there. You realize how this person who made that, someone at some point said, hey, you have multiple things. And they said, there's no fucking chance anyone pauses this ever.

Yeah. So we imagine you live in Scottsdale. Like, what is this with the, you got nothing to talk about. Whether why is she do brackets? Did they have a boob up there? I can't really see. No, that's because that would be my winner for the coolest thing we've got going on. Look up the boob. It's like a dust storm. Fuck. Oh, yeah. I heard about those. It's just the giant wall. Yes. Yeah. It's like, sure, the mission and possible movie, where it's just like,

where it comes going. Oh, yeah. Yeah. We have that. We do not have snow. Yeah. I mean, once every. Yeah. The hood looks like rocks. All right. So are you in for Max's Bachelor Party and also the life show? Yeah. I'm in for both. I have to see Jerry, man. Perfect. Yeah. Jerry's going to. Jerry's ever ever. Jerry's actually the only one who's, who's RSVP, yes, to the Bachelor Party. He's outside of this, what these walls. And he's, he's ready to go.

He actually sent us a picture tonight from the gym and was like, getting ready for the cabana. So love that. I mean, we're going to, we're going to need a graphic of everyone invited.

“Yes, everyone attended. So Jerry, if I know Jerry O'Connell, I think that I do,”

he'll get invited to this live show and he'll think that this is his opportunity to do a full 2026 fantasy preview. Yes. So we'll have to stop that. No, no, no, I have to be happy. That's less work for us. What if he, what if he goes just draft? What if he just does like a draft? What if we just MC his live preview? Just speak it from a fan size. I'm sure they're all thinking the same thing

from my side. I consider skipping halfway through him going through the draft every time. And I never do

I do that, I need to know this. No, it's essentially, it like, he lulls you to sleep and then

“you break through the wall and it gets funny. Yeah, it's always funny because you guys will be like,”

we do we have 30 seconds left. And then he'll go on for 15 more minutes. By the way, we never have 30

seconds left. It's a podcast. We can go for his wall. He just can't. He's the only one who makes us radio host. We're like, hey, we're coming right up against a break. Yeah. We got it. We got to go. MC, yeah. So he's going to be on it. So yeah, you are invited to master bachelor party and you're invited to the live show. I'd love to be there. Max, this way weren't criminating to make people turn their phones in. So you could talk about your bachelor bar then just tell the story

through your bachelor party. Kind of doesn't even matter what happened. Yeah, that's true. Now, I'm picturing what you're thinking. Well, now we have to do so. It's really fucked up, man. See now. Yeah, I do really fucked up shit so that we can have stories. No, no, I'm just not going to do anything. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is you're definitely not going to get worked up about the Eagles. All right, Zach, you got something for Max? I've got a quick quick discourse for

“Azure Curious. There's been some like back and forth. Okay, honestly, not back and forth. I really”

had some I've been thinking about last school of the other years where your thoughts are on this, which side you may take. What are your thoughts on? So traditionally currently we have a lot of things from have cars, right? Yeah, cars, full size cars, SUV trucks. What is your thoughts on maybe moving away from cars and really locking in on the golf cart as transportation A to B and only using cars highway use only. So like neighborhoods outside of that, we're just using golf carts

on an everyday basis for travel, like kind of like going to see your friends going to the grocery store, cruising, and like going to work. I like that. You could drop the driving age down like would they go faster? So I was kind of thinking in the same golf cart speed. Like same golf cart maybe like the slow down life. Yeah. Okay. We're going to be like going to the grocery store. Would you need like a bigger like trunk. So you make a golf cart that's like maybe a

little bit bigger. You could have the foreseater. And you've laid the back seats down. Yeah. So when we're down in Florida the other week playing the same tournament as Max Homa, we drove to the golf. We drove to the golf. And Scotty Shepherd. We had the same tea time actually. We drove to the golf course in a giant like six hour golf cart. And it was going, it got up to 25 miles an hour. It felt like you're flying when you go to 25 miles an hour in this electric golf cart.

And then we took it right up to the front and they valet parked it. And we got out of the car out of the golf cart and started walking to the club house and then Max just steps out of his car. He's like, what the fuck are you guys doing? I forgot to tell you this big cat, the funniest

part of this. So PFT goes, hey, you'll never believe what we're doing tomorrow. And he was right.

He was like, yeah, we're playing the other course. I said that's not that's can't be possible. It's like the biggest tournament we've got. So we're like going back and forth about how it's not possible. And he's like, tell him how it is possible. And then Hank comes through with, no, do we already have the golf cart. Now's a yo. So we don't play in fucking golf cart. It's like, he died through it on the hand. You are less believable now. Don't worry, guys. He's

the guy who pulls up to Augusta on the with the practice round pass saying, no, I have the ticket. Yeah, that was what he did because no, dude, I already picked that up the cart. Yeah, cart gets me through. All right, I like this idea. It's good. Really like that idea. The only problem is that, like, you need 100% buying because people would abuse it. It takes one person. Yeah, that says, I'm driving a car. I'm driving my pickup truck. Yeah. What about weather? That was

Michael. That was what's the question about. We talked about like, and it's like, you made a mile race. Yeah, which weather. There's so many different weather. So that's the right. Let's

“bracket the worst weather. That's the golf cart. I think a lot more, a lot of people would actually”

enjoy their trip in and golf cart through a little bit of light rain, maybe. Sometimes I'm emotional. Listen, I would say embrace the way the breeze, embrace the wet and brush embrace the snow. But if you'd like to stay out of the element, just get a little bit of quick, you know, like,

you could third party upgrade, all sorts of things. You'd be amazed. The attachment you get for

a golf cart. Get a windshield on the top. Well, the third party upgrades would just be making it a car. No, we're talking, but like, car door, you're not taking that off, or most doors, maybe on the GP can take them off, anyways, not important. You can, you can get quick removal things for golf carts like that front glass panel. You could throw that on the sides. You're not on the top, so at all. Snow? Well, that's true. I didn't think too much of it on a snow, just because,

like, when it's snow, people just stay inside. This is, oh, baby, go go outside, you stay inside. If I do have a follow-up though, how, because people would still have cars to go on like the freeway. How many for a percentage of people do you think would just stop having a car?

a freeway necessary that would just go straight golf cars. This is X, most floor to take.

Yeah, and it does work. That is. If you're in, like, a floor to community, that absolutely

“could replace your car. If everybody, but you're right, like, you have to have total buying.”

I got a question. They just popped my head. Max, how many times have you seen snow? Not a ton from Los Angeles to here. Yeah, like, it's not a lot. How many can you count on one hand? Yeah, we had a, there's a mountain, it's called Mountain High and Southern California, that's where we would go like skiing and sports. Oh, that was a count. Oh, it's like, it's coming down. No, yeah. Like, you're, you're like, oh, no, we've been a deer valley for Christmas

twice. And so that's it. One time of the two there, we actually saw it come down. That's, yeah,

that's actually a really good idea. What a great, maybe three times. What a great life. Yeah,

that's so sweet. I didn't realize that people said that snow is fine. It's, it's like the, the icy rain that sucks. Yeah, they're all like, oh, no, we don't mind when it's snow, but like, that's not super common. Yeah. Because I was, oh, I'd be cool to live in like a little winter

“Wonderland, and they said, no, it sucks. It's not, it's the, when it's snowing, it's cool,”

it's when the snow stays on the ground for like weeks. And it looks like shit. And it's just, and then we learned about, I learned about black ice within the last five years. Oh, yeah, videos are hilarious. Oh, really, people, people just, I mean, make me this sitting in their car watching for it. You would assume an hour. Yeah, knowing it's good. We know you talking about people slipping or you talking about cars. No people. I don't, I mean,

yeah, the car, no, the cars. You can imagine a golf cart. They're not hilarious, but they're also like,

I'll always stop and watch it when like a fire truck will be here. If you ever looked at videos on people

horn hot hot water on the, to car windshields. Yeah, that's a bad idea. Really bad. I don't do that. Those are some of the freedoms you get with those. Oh, yeah, so many freedoms. That is a good point. You do feel more like connected with the world when you're driving in the golf cart, too. I actually think though the accidents would probably go up because people feel like when they're at a golf cart, they're just like, like, I can't get hurt. But you're still going 20, 25 miles an

hour. Do you guys start a, not you, I guess, but your company started a whole trend of just hitting people. Yeah, that's true. That was a problem. That was part of that. Because I laughed every time. Yeah, I actually thought about hitting Hank yesterday on the court. So there was a moment yesterday, a big, I loved your right. I was driving big cat in this golf cart and Max was out in the middle of the fairway. And I aimed the card at him and I just floored it, had like an intrusive thought

that one. And I was just flooring at him. I was like, big cat. This would be so funny. As we said, but then I stopped. I stopped like 10 yards. So thank you, dude. But it would be, yes, it meant that it would have been kind of funny. It would have been so funny. I would have been so mad. Why? It was a very bad trend. Yeah. Think about the, what if we let you tweet it out? So you got the numbers? I don't know. I might have killed you. Yeah. Say thank you.

I'm going to just say thank you because I know that yours can say to PFT 30 times. Yeah, to PFT. Sure. Thank you. You're welcome. You're welcome. Don't ever forget what I do for you. You'd be dead if it wasn't for me. Say your life. You're about that. You could have killed you. Yeah. Say your life, man. All right, Max. So you're on for Master's Week? Yeah, I will absolutely love it. One of my favorite divisions. Brooks either bales or takes my slot. And then I get the

midnight slot. I do. Yeah, that's the last three years. Yeah. I do. Brooks can't come on. Can you come on? Sure. That's like actually Brooks did come on, but we're free at midnight. Of course, my dumb ass like sure, man. Fuck it. I do have a question for you. Condolences on Jupiter golf

“stocks. Yeah, that was in the TGL files. Many are saying like are you the buffalo bills of TGL?”

How long did it take you to get over that loss? I got six beers down real quick. Okay. I think that six beer really. I actually need three good. Like a TGL like beat superfan to be like fuck Max home. We're for doing a podcast two days after losing the channel. That's actually pretty fair. God damn it. How could he do this? I got a bit of grief. It was super short with Marty Smith and then super short with somebody else. Yeah. It was a crazy. I was watching you just like, what do you think

right now? It's like it sucks. Yeah. I'm not a big fan of like the experience that you feel. Yeah. Not a question, but I do really like Marty. Sorry, so I said I'm sorry. He goes, no, it's not your fault. We made you guys stay there forever and you guys just lost something. Yeah, cool. And would you what was the winning prize? Oh, it's a lot of money. Yeah. Did you do the stuff on digs thing? I should probably specify which stuff on the worst. Yeah. No, there's a lot of stuff on the

Yeah. Yeah, it's kind of crazy. That's probably the weirdest thing he does. Yeah, by the way, walking in, this dude told us he goes, "Hey, just so you know, LA was here early, like literally practicing going on the podium because they kind of keep whatever." And like, you know, I thought I was, I walked in there and said, "Oh, man, we're just going to crush him then, like, glad they got that hope." And then right when I finished, I was like, "Well, at least they

know exactly where they're fucking going." They would have had it direct us. But yeah, that was a tiger came back. It was cool as fuck. And we played 10 or 15 holes. So that was a tough, tough,

“tough look for the boys. Which is what you, what's it like? Are you boys a tiger now?”

Yeah, tiger, I got lucky, a handful of years ago, played with them at the open championship. And then, starting at a bit closer with them, I won his tournament, which helped. But he's been super cool to me. We played practice rounds at majors and then playing on his team the last two years. It's pretty awesome. But I try to tell everybody, man, like, tigers, just like a guy. I honestly do feel bad for him a lot of the times when we do these interviews because he

hasn't played golf in a while. And I mean, he has some days where he looks great, and some days you can tell he's really limping. And every question is just like, "So are you going to like golf for us next year or next week at the masters?" And it's like, "Can you just, yeah, let him do this?" First it means when a shit ton of golf tournaments, he's everybody in golf's like, you know, at some point, favor golf or near to it. So that's been hard because I just think he wants to play,

obviously. Right. And he looked really good. He's pretty incredible. When he sets his mind to something,

but at then of the day, I just like, for him to like enjoy playing golf and, you know, some super good golf. Do you know Charles enjoyed it? It was a race. I think he loves all of you guys. Yeah, I really. I mean, that's for us. He tells us how bad we are all the time. And then at the last match, they were doing like, "Oh, he's a Charlie." If I learned a chance, it's just in the stadium, they're doing like the deliveries in the crowd. They paned at Charlie and we just went nuts. He was super

embarrassed. I think he was going nuts. Oh man, yeah, I don't know. Don't put Chuck in. I was so tired. I was just a regular dude. Like, oh yeah. Like, you just like calm right now. It'll pick off. We can just talk to him. He's close. It's pretty late there. We've done that before. That's been on the show as you can call them. Yeah. And didn't let us talk. I remember.

“Yeah, yeah. Do you have to like take out a full page ad in the Jupiter Gazette or whatever?”

Be like, sorry, we let you down. Yeah, we probably did do it. It was actually great. The first night of the series of the finals, I mean, the walkout by the way, that is the courney. So we do.

I've never felt worse about myself every single week. So I don't remember what our walkout song is,

but then LA came behind us our second. They were, they came out to Dr. Dre and kids was like, "Dan is a great walkout song." I said, "Yeah, it's pretty tough to compete. LA rap in Jupiter, it leaks into the rap." So the rap scene out here is not super sick. So we were way behind the Abolso early. Oh, man. All right, next year. Next year. Next year we'll get him. Next year. All right, Max. We can't wait to talk to you in a couple weeks. And also, you're coming to Max's

Bachelor Party. Yeah, no, I can't wait for that way more. You're definitely, yeah. We'll put me on the graphic. Because the Grover's gonna be dream team level. We got to actually maybe invite Michael Jordan. Just so we can put up. You got to make him say no. Just put up. You got him out. Can you please invite Tiger Force? I will. I'm gonna thank you for that. Scott, are you guys gonna leave Charlie and off? This morning we're gonna get him home. Yeah,

we got to invite him. Hank, invite Edelman. Who else? But can you just text Tiger and be like,

“"Hey, the guys from PMT want to invite you to Max's Bachelor Party, ha ha." Do you say that?”

Perfect. I'll screenshot it and instant delete it. What about Charlie? Charlie's underage.

No, Charlie's, I think he's 18, right? Wait, first off. First off, first off.

Vegas is absolutely not like an 18-year-old. All right, 18-year-old for a place. Charlie's a, he's a grown kid now. He's also, he's also got to be 17. I don't think he's in college. He's definitely 17. It's just, yeah, he just committed to FSU. He's a grown man. He's a grown man. I miss his birthday. Oh, my god. It's definitely not coming now. Yeah, it was in February. Okay, yeah. How old is he 17?

Okay, so when is your birthday? No back. No, not dying. When is your birthday, the reason? All right, okay. Imagine if it was like, yes, if it's today. Or even worse, it was two weeks ago when you were with him. Yeah. I'll tell you it's 12 o'clock. All right, so it's time. It's been okay. I got plenty of time. I got plenty of time. Where did you sit, Timber? No, I've been a member. Yeah. I'm a member. Okay. All right. Thank you, Max. Thank you. You're the best. Let's kick it to ourselves with John Harbaugh and then Firefest.

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used to the fact that people are now introducing you as the head coach of the New York football Giants and not the Baltimore Raven? Yeah, I'm pretty good with it right now. I feel great about it. I'm happy about it. It's been fun. It's been crazy. I've been the dinner twice. That's it. You know, and it's been, it's been, it's been kind of a madhouse both times. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, living in New York is definitely a different beast. It's crowded here. Did you notice? Have you

noticed when you're out here? There's a lot of people live in this area. I'd heard that. Yeah, much, much different. Yeah, so congratulations. Big off season for you. We're, we're speculating because when, when the Ravens let you go, we were like, John Harbaugh can probably take whatever job that he wants right now. You're probably going to be the number one name in contention out there. Did it ever occur to you? Like, maybe, maybe I just don't want to coach football for you. Maybe

we'll see what that's like, and maybe do media, whatever that might be, or it was always like,

“you need to get back into football. Yeah. I mean, I thought about it for like a bit, like,”

maybe about 20 seconds. And then it was like, nah, nah, it's, uh, how would I explain to my brother? You know, I mean, you know, I'd be, yeah, he wouldn't, he'd have nobody to hang out with at the owners meetings. No one wants to talk to him usually. Anyway, so he's got me. So if I can't leave him alone like that, uh, now I never really thought about it too much. Uh, I was really surprised by I mean, there's a lot of, you have a lot of thoughts, a lot of emotions that you kind of deal with

in moments like that. And, uh, I don't know, it's really hard to explain it all, but one of the thoughts I did not have was not coaching. That was really not a thought. And, uh, and if I had my wife pretty much was telling me, like, oh, you're still coaching, you know, you're not being hanging around the house here at any point in time for the next year or so, just plan on finding another job. Yeah, that helped make my decision. Yeah. Yeah. I would imagine having the fear of having to

call your brother and dad and saying, hey, I'm thinking about taking a year off that you can't,

“you can't have that. And I think they probably feel the same way. If he, if he ever got fires,”

like, hey, I'm not, I'm not taking a year off. I can't, you guys, you guys were built to coach football. Yeah, you're off from what? Yeah. You know, my dad, uh, my dad's theory on that. He, uh, he, he, we, Jim asked him at the advice one time about like, you know, how long you coach to add, you know, when you know it's done, and my dad always felt like he probably, he probably got out of it a little bit too early. And he stayed with Tom and Mark Kett there for a few years

and helped him out, but I think he always, but he had us. So he still coaches, you know, I basically

coaches us every day, since his taxi watches our practices, sometimes not so nice, but, but the D, D, he said that he said dead, you know, when you know that it's over, because you know, when you know, when it's over, Jim is when you, you get up in the morning and you really don't want to even get up and get in your car, you get in your car, you drive in, you hate every minute of the drive in, you drive in the parking lot, you see the building, you don't like the building anymore.

when you get in the parking lot. Everything about it is just something that is distasteful to you,

“you hate it. When you get to that point, you coach for two more years, then you'll be done.”

Yeah, it's great. It's been over two more years. That's, that's really good advice. Yeah. So,

so congratsly, we knew that you were going to be back. We never thought that you would take a

year off either. It's not in your DNA. It's not, that's not the hardball way to step away from football for a year. Was there, was there a moment, like, did you know that it was going to happen? Before the end of the year, did you have an idea that, hey, if things don't go our way, if we don't make the playoffs, whatever the case might be, that it might be time for that parting of ways? Well, I think you always coach player probably, but I don't,

never take the next day for granted. Even when things are going well, I always feel like one day away from disaster, one day away from the apocalypse, pretty much you live your life that way in coaching. So, I always felt like, hey, if the job's not getting done, it's not good enough, you know, that they'll make a change. You don't have a job, it's not your job. You don't own it. I guess you ran it, maybe, is what people say. You just try to do the job, not keep the job.

So, I really wasn't worried about it ever. Keep in the job, and I felt like, you know, at some point of time, if they, if they felt like, I wasn't the best guy for the job to do the job,

“then they're going to put me out of the job, you know, and that's what they should do when they”

feel that way. So, it didn't bother me in that sense. I took a lot of pride in what we did. I took a lot of pride in the season. I thought, honestly, as a coaching staff, it might have been our best job this year, coaching this team. I thought we did a great job, but it wasn't good enough in terms of getting us where we needed to get for whatever reason. So, sometimes, sometimes, God's in control too. You know, sometimes, sometimes there's another plan. You know, I read, I read my

Bible. I think there's some, some Amos, maybe, or Isaiah, or one of those prophets, you know, God said, go, and he said, where? He said, just go. And, and he went. So, that's what the Raven said to me. They said, go. You know, I said, where? They said, we don't care. Right. Go wherever you want. And, but then, you know, my agent called in about 20 minutes, there was a, there was a bunch of calls. And, and that, that was, I did not expect that either. I don't, I don't think you really know

what to expect. But, giants called right away as well, and that was something that worked out,

“and I'm really, really thrilled to be here. I think it's a great organization, great people,”

a great city, obviously, players have been phenomenal. All of it has been just beyond my wildest dreams. So, really excited about, can't wait to the players, you didn't hear an April, man. They're going to hear a couple of weeks. Can't wait. Yeah. As a commander's fan, I wish that you'd go into different teams. So, I'll be rooting for you every week and except for two this year. So, just take it a little bit easy on the commanders when you, when you have that chance. But, what was it about the giants that

made you think, okay, this is the team that I want to go to? Well, you know, first of all, it's just

the giants. I mean, that's a big part, but not always admired the ownership here. You know,

admired the family ownership, and really got to know the merits to a degree starting with John, who was always representing the organization at the owner's meetings in all the committee meetings. I mean, I just thought he was a giant, literally, in the league, an icon in the National Football League. So, had great respect for him and for what they stand for here as an organization. And then, you know, you grow up the New York giants. I mean, when I was in Philly, we played against him.

You'd come into the parking lot. We lost to him one year when I was in Philly, and we had seven buses, and the wives bus going back to Philly got left behind. I mean, like literally, you know, like that series of books left behind. Yeah. I was got left behind in the parking lot in New York, and they started egging the bus and rocking the bus back and forth. And my wife is calling me, you know, on the phone, you know, it's like, you know, help. Help. We're stuck here. You know,

if you forgot us, then they had to send security back to get them. I don't know if the bus broke down or just got surrounded or what, but it's crazy. Well, Philly had their share of issues,

too. My wife's first game when we got there as assistant coaches was against the giants.

And she was walking in all excited for the game from a parking spot to go to her seats and see her husband coach in the National Football League. And she saw these two giants fans with their giant jerseys and their two guys, two buddies, you know, they're walking in the game. They're talking their laughing. And they had to go through this row of cars where they were grilling the Eagles fans are grilling. And they, uh, she sees them. And all of a sudden, they get surrounded by

Eagles fans and they get kind of jumped. And they don't be hit them or anything, but they grab them and they grab their jerseys and they pull their jerseys over their heads like hockey style. And just pull them both off, walk over and throw them on the bachies. And they, like, I'm on fire. Yeah, they didn't even their t-shirts. It's like, wow, that's the National Football League. Yeah, yeah. That's the NFC East. That's the NFC East. That's the NFC East. I won last

quick, because I have more questions about the giants. But I had one last question about, uh, uh, you know, leaving Baltimore and everything happened this year. Did you have a conversation

but it was like, you know, uh, 95-year-old couple, you know, the husband dies and the wife dies,

“like two days later. That's kind of what happened with you guys, because you had somebody”

years together. It's like, yeah, we're just going to go out at the same time. I guess that's the way we're, yeah, we have a, we have a spoken sense. You know, we have a spoken sense. I guess we're dead each other. I did text them, but I haven't, I haven't gotten a text back. I don't know. Maybe he lost my number at that point, but it was, uh, it was, it was unbelievable, amazing. And like I said, afterwards, so much respect. I mean, for Mike and, and, and,

yeah, I mean, you play the Steelers. You were playing a Mike Tomlin coach team. It was always the same.

It was always the same thing, same problem, you know, well coach team that knew how to win. So, yeah, I'm sure we'll get a chance to have a beer, talk it out one of these days. It's history now. Yeah, well, the next thing is a great area both your lives. It really was. All right, so, so now for the giants and like, you're in one place for 18 years now, you're in a new place. Is there any part of you that's, I assume you're not going to change while you do this, but are there

updates you're making to your coaching style? I know it's new staff, but is there like a little self-assessment like, hey, I got another shot here. I get a kind of a blank page, a new locker room

“guys that have never been around me. Is there any kind of new approach you're taking?”

Yeah, I mean, I don't know if it's new, but I hope it's better. You know, it's, it's a, it's a long, the same lines, probably, but better. You do have a chance to get a sit back and say, okay, I can start fresh. I'm not dealing with things that maybe I was dealing with before. Everything's going to be a clean slate for everybody. You know, so it's a clean slate for players. We've talked about a couple of guys that are coming back to the team that are excited about

having a new opportunity with new staff. It's a clean slate for me. You know, it's a clean slate to, to just kind of work the way that you approach the team with the belief system that we have, or the motivation stuff, or the way we build the offense, we're building out a whole new offense.

We're building an offense out that has never been seen in the history of the National Football League.

I mean, like, literally, because we're building the New York Giants offense, you know, with our terms and our schemes and for our players, and that's really fun to do, same thing on defense and special teams. So how can we do all that stuff better? But there are things that you look back and you say, you know, that got a little away from me. That got a little lot of hand. I don't really like the way that evolved and went. How could I do a better job of

making sure it doesn't go in that direction, the future with the new up, new team and just start with the fresh slate. So you're right, big cat. I mean, that's a big part of it. Yeah, and then, like, bringing in a couple of guys that know you guys got, I say, likely you got record. Is that also where where you have a couple of eyes and ears in the locker room where those guys can help along the new guys being like, hey, this is what coaches is asking for from us, the standard is the standard,

like, you know, just helping them understand you where it's almost a go between, not saying you have like moles in the, you know, snitches in the locker room, but it's smart to get those guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and I'll be hanging out in the locker room too. So, you know, we don't really need moles or such as, but the, hey, guys, how you doing? Now, we, it's part of that, yeah, it's part of that because I do think there's an element of the guys that just kind of understand, like, who, who,

what, what, what it's about, the guy's crazy, like, play, talk to the players, a lot of players

come up, I'm talking to guys all the time, and they're always saying basically the same thing,

they're like, like, yeah, talk to someone. So I talked, I've talked to you about 10 of your former players, or these three guys, and they all say the same, I say, I'll say, well, what do they say? What they say? You're right. You say, oh, you're good. You're ready to work. Don't make your own shape. I'm like, well, that's good. I'm glad they said that. Yeah, that's because that isn't actually true. And then they're smart enough to follow that up with this, is, yeah,

that's, I was really glad to hear that. I was excited to hear that. It's like, was I like the work? Good, because you're going to work, but I think it's partly that, you know, they can kind of say, hey, you know, is he crazy? No, it's not crazy. This is what he's saying. This is kind of how

“it's going to go. Is he mean that? Yeah, he means that. That's what he means. That's what”

he's talking about, or he means this, or whatever. Is this for real? Is this genuine? Yeah, he's pretty much going to be like this every day. I hope that's what they'll say to the guys, you know, but also really mainly, though, big cat. It's the fact that these guys are good players, and they fit the, you know, they fit what we're trying to do offensively, defensively, they fit in real well. And they're going to, like, play a big role for us. So, not just those guys, and we brought 16,

we signed 16 guys. Yeah, the agency. We did it with just mid-level spending and the national football league for free agency. We were right in the middle, and we signed 16 guys with that, you know. So, I think the Ravens had about the same and they signed eight guys. So, I'm really excited about the fact that we got a bit, I think we had a lot for a buck, so to speak. And these are all guys that are motivated guys that wanted to be here for the right reasons that are going to fit like our style of play. We'll see

but I really kind of pleased with these guys, and we're not done yet. Yeah, with Ravens had nine

to be like, now you guys are trading draft picks. Okay, interesting. Cool. No, that never went through

my mind. No, of course not. Of course not. So, so you get to the Giants, like Big Cat said, you bring in record, you get the most physical guy, maybe to ever play, play the modern game on your team. Just, okay, go out there. Let's hit some people Patrick. Have you had a chance to talk to Kim Scadabo another very physical running back, because he said something the other day that might be concerning as a coach. He said that he's talking about his ankle and he's like, yeah,

I'm kind of in good enough shape right now where I can get away from a baby hippo. And if any other player had said that, I would think it's a metaphor with Scadabo, there's a, there's a decent chance that he actually has rented a baby hippo that he's training with in his backyard. That's dangerous. Yeah, have you followed up with them on that quote? Well, I don't know if you guys know this or not, but baby hippos are surprisingly fast with amazing changes direction skills. So, yeah,

you're kind of happy to hear that he's that far along. I mean, that's probably a pretty good training method. His guys do this dude, man, he's like one of a kind. I was just weird when I was getting interview, they're showing me the facility, which they're tearing down here like in four months, this part of the facility, but he was back in there working out on the treadmill that lifts you up and doesn't make it quite as heavy. And he didn't see me coming around the corner and he's like,

"It was the owner ship, it was everybody." He's like, "Ooh, dude, how you guys doing?" He starts screaming, he takes, he's got a, he's doing a Scadabo thing. All the sudden it came around the car, he's like, "Oh, oh, oh." So he's on the phone, he's on a phone FaceTime like three days ago because he got a new puppy, a new puppy, weiner dog, weiner dog, he's a weiner dog guy. Yeah, he's got a little, he's got a three or four, two or three weiner dogs. So that was kind of cute.

You know that, you know that. He's, he's a perfect, like, the Harball family, he's a guy like that.

That guy just wants you know, your brother always sold human body craves contact.

That is a scam, Scadabo. Right. Yeah. That's my kind of guy, man. I mean, he fits the, he fits the personality of the team, the offense, the family. Yeah. The whole, all the guys do the quarterback does. The left tackle does. The tight ends do, I mean, I'm, I'm really kind of excited, I kind of excited, is an understatement. Like fired up to, to be around these guys. This is the bunch of hungry guys that want to work.

“Yeah. That's how they tell me and they're ready to go. Are, are you still getting hands on”

with the, uh, special teams department? Hands on. Yeah, hands on. Very, very, uh, yeah. It's kind of important. You think it's important, special teams? Yeah. I mean, I think these playoffs actually showed us exactly how important it can be. Yep. Yeah. You just have big play after big play happened. I mean, the, the Seahawks, you're one of, one of your former guys, Mike, we found out who we had on the show, who actually told us a very funny story that once he went from you to your brother,

he said that he kept on getting asked what's by, like, media and people, what's the difference between the two harbob brothers? So he went to Jimmy, he said, hey, I keep getting this question. What am I supposed to say? And Jim just said, just tell him I'm taller. So that was a good answer. But he, you know, the Seahawks spend a lot of money on special teams and it's very important. And you could see it in, in their playoff, right? And they're super well run. How important

special teams, it always feels like one of those swing plays and the playoffs comes down to

special teams. Well, they have a great special teams coordinator. Yep. It's, uh, runs in the family as well. But a name of J. Harbaugh. And, you know, he's kind of grown up with it. He was in college. He was a special team just, you know, student assistant and it was in Baltimore. Then he was with Jim. So he's been trained the right way. You know, right out of the cradle. Yeah. I mean, to me, they had by far the best special teams in the league last year. And Jay did a great job. Great job. Great job.

“Coach knows guys. Great players. You played hard. But they, I think they were reflection of Jay.”

I mean, you can argue. They were the difference. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. A lot of ways in that team last year. So, yeah, we got to do that. I mean, if you look at the Seahawks, all credit to Mike McDonald, I just, you know, they did a great job. They're the whole organization. Obviously, they did a great job. But, but Mike brought a, you know, a mentality of mindset, way of doing things is really smart, really bright, really thoughtful guy, honest guy. They built the kind of team that we would like to

build here. I mean, if you watch the way they played, that's the kind of team that we would like to build in New York. And, you know, we're going to have to be competing against them in this conference. So, yeah, just much respect for what they did. I hope we could do the same. Yeah. I've got a really, really dumb question for your coach. But I have to ask as coach the giants. We heard a rumor like, what was this five years ago that Ben Mackadoo, when he was the coach there, had a tiny door

that led to his office. Like, there were all these doors in the hallway that were normal sized. But Mackadoo for sorry, his door was like really small, and it led to normal size office.

“Is that true or have we just been believing just a fake rumor that we got got with?”

Yeah, I'm looking around at the guys here that were here. They're shaking their head. Absolutely.

on to it. You didn't know about the tiny doors. Yeah, I'm going to choose to believe it, even if you tell me it's not true. But the little door that's been removed from the office in there that you

“should be there. But just be on the lookout. Like, I know, I think now you'll at least take a”

second glance in a couple of doorways. Well, what I'm going to do is I'm going to go to my office

walls. I'm going to kind of go like, like, feel for scenes. You know, there's hidden doors in there's somewhere. Yeah, like, like JFK in the White House, right here, and then where you could get out if you needed to during the day. Yeah. Yeah, there's hidden doors. By the way, when did you realize that you sounded just like Joe Biden? Oh, yeah. You know, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm not happy with that. I mean, I might have had a little sore throat that day. I got a little sore throat today.

You know, Joe Biden really. I mean, I mean, I mean, did you guys think I sound like Joe Biden? I mean, someone said like, close your eyes. Yeah. Listen to it. I, I was like, oh my gosh, you might be right. Maybe a young, like, whole interview are like one sentence, maybe that they clip down. It was probably just the one part that sounded like, how about this? Can you just say, like, this is President Joe Biden and you're listening to part of my take? I could, I could do that, actually.

Oh, dear. Dear, I'd like do not do that. How are you just listening? Do not do that. How about, how do you just say, uh, I love ice cream and you're, and you're, you're a, a dollar-face pony boy. I do love ice cream. I love ice cream. I love ice cream. You were so smart, right? I don't know. No. So funny when it, when it hit the air, I can't eat ice cream anymore. Can Joe Biden still eat ice cream? Oh, yeah.

Okay. Oh, yeah. You can eat ice cream. Why can't you eat ice cream? I get to, you know,

“a little bit, a lot, you got to, you know, there's a lot of issues. No, that sounded like Joe, right?”

Yeah, it's crazy because you've been in our collective lives, you know, the NFL fans lives for so many years. The fact that it took that long, and then one tweet in someone was like, hey, if you close your eyes, it kind of sounds like President Biden, right? What? Oh, yeah. I'm going to have to dispute that. I'm putting that in dispute right now. I, I want that to be, I want to, I want to judicious you're hearing that. It's a red flag.

Yeah, I'm not accepting that. I will not accept that comparison. Okay. That's fair. All right. So by the way, congratulations on your college basketball team, my level of Ohio, unbelievable,

love and honor, incredible season, March, all that, and I also saw that you are doing commencement.

And at the end of the spring semester, so have you, have you done a commencement speech before? I did. I did want for Stevenson University, which is in Owing's Mills, about 12 years ago. Okay. So I can't dust that speech off. Okay. That'll be unique. I was talking to some of my college buddies. They've sent me some suggestions for stories to tell. Maybe some that will not be told on the commencement stage, but man, I'm fired up about it. Like a lot of great memories,

love that university, kind of makes you, you know how it is. The people you meet and the things you go through in college and all those types of things that kind of make you who you are in a lot of ways. So that was just like David Sayler and appreciate the president and the organization asking me to do it. But I can't wait to get back on campus and celebrate that, that the NCAA tournament victory, the one they're going to get, going to get maybe a couple more here. We'll see what happens. Yeah.

“Yeah. So like do you get, I would assume you don't get nervous whatsoever doing public speaking, right?”

Nah. You get a little nervous still. Really? I mean, you know, do you ever get nervous? No, I would assume for you, especially like you're in front of a bunch of, you know, big strong guys having to command a room of alpha males, like getting up in public speaking is

second nature of you because we do it a lot and I don't really get nervous anymore. I kind of wish I did.

I just kind of, I feel like, hey, I can do this. I've done it before I could do it again. I know I can kind of fall back on what I've been able to do. For me, it's about a room that's like 10 to 20 people. That's when you get the most nervous. Yeah. When it's like a small group and when it's massive, you can just like kind of tune it out and say, okay, I'm going to go up here. I'm going to do my thing that I've rehearsed. But yeah, that's small group when everybody's looking at you and you're

making eye contact with every person that that's when you start to overthink things for me. I'm just going to try to like try to have a decent message, you know, try to have a couple funny stories maybe and but the 10 or late maybe to the message. But you want to try to like in a commencement speech, you want to first of all, you want to you want to fall the five bees of a public speaking. I mean, you want to start with that. Jim Call will tell me that the

five bees of public speaking, be brief brother, be brief. It's good. But yeah, maybe I have word to and then maybe take everybody out to CJ's, which is our football bar out there and,

speech like you can't, you want to, you want to nail it. But if you, if you go too long,

you're going to, because it's a bunch of kids or 22 years old probably hung over or drunk. Having, you know, they're last weekend on campus. You got to hit them with some good stuff and they get out. Get out. Get out. Make a blast. Say something poignant. Yeah, and get move on. Yeah, it's going to brick street. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Exactly. Moving. Um, so yeah, what, so what's the calendar like for you guys right now? Is it all hands on deck for the draft?

Are you, are you like getting your hands dirty with the draft prep now? If, yeah, it's everything. It's like, it's like, it's wall to wall draft prep, watch and tape. Uh, then with that, it's, it's finishing up on free agency. Uh, we've got the 30 visits coming in and we still have some free agent guys coming in. Uh, that's, that's kind of a big part of it too. And then it's, for us, it's players coming in and we're still building our systems out. So like, we're still meeting like

heavily on football, offline's defense and special teams. Like, you know, what are we going to call a motion when the Titan goes across the ball then comes back the other way and kicks out the defensive end. What do we call that? You know, you got to pick a word that kind of makes sense to everybody. So, you know, how are we going to build all this stuff out and do it? So like, everybody's, everybody's been avalanched in, in work, but they're doing a great job and we just

want to make sure that when the guys come back, they see, they see that we're ready, you know, that we're ready, we're fired up, we're, we're organized and we've got to plan, even like, signs and the buildings and paint, you know, paint things up and throwing TV screens up that are going to have messaging. All the things that you want to do to, to try to create the

“environment that the guys feel like, we're going to do this the right way. So, that's what we're doing.”

It is a little bit like, if you're taking over a brand new job for you, it's a little bit like interior decorator as well as it is like football coach. You know, like, I think Bill Parsell said, if you, if you want to change the culture, like, start with changing the carpet out, everything about the place. So, have there been any, like, major, like, change that are major to you that might seem like a small deal to everyone else?

Well, yeah, I mean, like, we do, we do a lot of stuff with TV screens, so we're putting that up for, like, different reasons and all those, so these big huge, I don't know, they made, like, 98 inch screens. Those are, like, really massive. So, I want to get one from my house. And if we ever move into one here, just signs on the walls, you know, one of the signs we had, I was thinking about, like, okay, do I want, you know, relentless, relentless is a big word,

right? So, I want relentless on there because being relentless is like, it's a relentless thing to do. We got to do that. I want a persistence that persistent, that's big too, relentless and persistent. They seem like they're the same thing, but they're a little bit different. I couldn't decide. So, I just put them both up. I put up relentless persistence. Could have been persistent, relentlessness. Yeah. Yeah. That was a little too long for the wall. So,

I went relentless persistence. And I felt like that kind of captured with a mindset. And then the other one was finish everything all the time. So, like, everything is going to be a big deal, too. Like, everything can front everything, you know, work hard, everything, everything, all the time, all the time.

“All the time, all the time. That's what we're doing. Everything necessary all the time.”

Finish everything all the time. That's that you just basically described how I eat every meal.

That's just everything in front of me is gone. It's really important. Yeah, clean play club. That's important. We're growing boys. Yeah, I'm still growing boy. Well, coach, this has been awesome. I got one last question for you. It's a rowback question. RHOBACK.com, promo code take 20% off your first purchase, Q-sips, Polos, hoodies, jogger shorts, rowback.com, promo code take. My last question is not even a question. It's more suggestion.

And you don't have to take it. I don't want you to have to, you know, give away anything. But we're good friends with James Winston. You could use James all over the field. He could catch. He could break it. He could be in the back field. He could throw. He could do everything. Just throwing it out there. He's a Swiss Army knife. You saw that touchdown against Detroit last year. It was,

we dubbed it the touchdown of the year. So, just never forget that James is there and ready to go.

James, the last time I saw James was a couple days ago in the weight room. Five in the morning with a gospel music, blaring, full blast. It was, it was, it was energy, man. It was pure energy.

“So that's it. He'll do whatever. If you need him, if you need to play linebacker, he'll do that.”

Yep. Doesn't matter. He's, he's ready to go. Swiss Army knife. Yeah. He'll do whatever you need. Yeah. I'm going to mention that to him. Yeah. Tell him we said that. He'll do it. He'll do it. Well, I got a great idea. I'm going to cat. I'm going to work. Yeah. All right. Well coach, thank you so much and best luck to your Red Hawks. Thanks. Thanks, it was you guys, man. It's been the high point of my day. I'll see you. That was not me. You don't have to do that.

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then I can talk about there's one we can talk about in the future. Oh, we can golf video that we've something that we did that, you know, it's can't talk about it today, but we won't. We will in the future future firefess alert. Big time future fire. I wonder what this firefest could be. It sounds like maybe Hank played really well at golf. Uh, something like that. Maybe somewhere in the middle of that. No, I'm not gonna say. I had a question, but I'm gonna save it. But I could ask it now.

“Do you think you should be better, golf? Yes. Okay. I agree.”

That's the whole lesson. That's the beauty of golf. That's the lucky thing. You just have to practice like it. Right. Like I play a lot. Like I. That's why I switched because I was not getting better. Right. Right. Okay. I'm also not. Yeah. It is what it is. Right. Golf is, it's, it's fun. It's like a lot of time goes into it. Like I would, I feel like you should be like porn line pro. Yeah. Like I feel like you should be like the greatest camber of all time. But like yeah.

No, I suck. You're right. This is it's, yeah. It's, but that's, you know, our hobbies are hobbies. And we love to do what we do. Even if time and time again, we fail. Right. But what are we gonna do tomorrow? Gamble. Get back on the horse. Get back on the horse. I don't put in as much time gambling as you do golf. I know. Making picks is not like if I spent two hours every day researching games, then I would maybe say yes. I do not research games for two hours a day. I don't golf

to other. But what if you, what? No, the actual game that you would not watch watching games is totally different though. I'm saying like if I was actually prepping, I'd be, I'd have to be professional gambling. Got it. I know what you're saying. Yeah. Like if I was, if it 10 o'clock, you came the office. I just spread sheets everywhere. And I was breaking down matchups and shit. I don't do that. I shoot from the hip and I lose. That's me. I don't practice. I just go out and play golf.

I expect to get better. Don't get better. But that's, you know, I got to practice more.

What? You practiced. Can't do my fight first? Yeah.

All right. So my fight first. I was playing, I, I've been playing a lot of golf with Hank this week and it's been a lot of fun doing some desert golf. I like to golf out here. We did walk past a bus the other day and the bush started to rattle at new memes. So that was kind of cool. I was into that. But the real far fest is I went to play golf with Hank. I think this was Tuesday morning. We had a great time. Awesome course. Shout out McCormick. Yeah. McCormick.

So Hank hits me up. We talked about getting there maybe like an hour before, maybe 40 minutes before. And so I got there about 40 minutes before the tea time. And I was like, Hank, where you at? And Hank was nowhere to be found. And one of the guys that was running the course came out to be is like, yeah, Hank's over there getting a lesson. And I was like, oh, okay. And I kept waiting for the lesson to be done for Hank to come back. We get started. Turns out Hank was getting a lesson

not from one guy. But Hank had two different teachers that were teaching him how to how to golf. And then I was late. I was I was lessenless. You got gang bang lessons. He got there two men teaching

“Hank out of golf at the same time. Shout out to Brian Shout out to Keith. Do you need to do it one time”

lesson? I mean, PFT, we talked about it that like I said like I was going to go early. These guys were going to have, you know, hit us, give me a few tips before we play because we played with them.

influencers. Great, great golf friends. Yeah, PFT. We're in a league of completely different. They're playing a different sport. Playing with good golfers. It's like we were playing a different sport. You said you had the range of 10, 25 or T times at 10, 40. Yeah, but I told you I was going up there like 10 o'clock, I think. I texted you what you're eating at 10. You said 15. Did you take two dudes at one time lesson? I told I invited PFT to do the same. I said I'm going to

get there early. You get double lessons. I know there would be lessons. I got double tips. You just didn't listen. I told you exactly what they were just both. You know, looking at my swing and give me tips. Was there any point really to end, which is like holding your hands? No. Yeah, one guy was holding my lower body, one guy was holding the upper body. I just didn't know that

you were getting lessons from two minutes at the same time. I've never even heard of that happening.

“That's fucking kink. Yeah, I guess. Yeah, I love it. That's how much Hank loves golf.”

I was just trying to try to get better every day. I love that. Yeah, and he is getting better. Hank's getting better. The real firefest is that Hank has been developing so quickly left handed. I fear that we will lose him at some point because he's just going to get too good at golf. The word on the street is your lefty game has gotten awesome. It's, I mean, it's where we're making progress. We're making progress trying to get better every day. Are you better lefty than

righty yet? I don't think I'm fully better lefty than righty yet, but I'm only saying the arrows pointing up in a steeper fashion left. The thinking was like, I have a much higher ceiling and I can progress faster and we're on that trajectory. We're going to the ceiling. Yeah, we're just going to

keep going. I have a question. Are we right now you're doing like a hybrid? Yeah, shipping because

like we with the simulator, which no one wants to hear any of this, but like simulator. I want to hear it. It's good for like hitting balls like full swings, but shipping is like, you know,

“more handsy and it's like you got to practice kind of like in a real facility, like out of real”

course. So like should we get it? Can we get that for the office? No, once it gets nice out, I can do that elsewhere in my free time. But so I've just been, I've been shipping and putting righty until I can get to a course and practice those things lefty. Got it. So you're not, my plan is to be fully lefty. Okay. Okay. Yeah. You're going to go full left. Yeah. But so two dudes at one time. Two guys one time. Two guys one time. Two guys. I was over there just, I was on the range

by myself developing bad habits. Thing I wish I could get one person to teach me and then Hank's just got more guys than he can count working on it the same time. A hundred percent told you my plan and was like, did I know that did not know that there would be a double lesson. Did not know that was supposed to be one for me, one for you, we're supposed to do a two minute. That's not true. That's true. That is true. That is not true. It was not, it didn't ever come. It was not set up. Yeah. Well,

not PFT. Oh, yeah. Yeah. But all three people participated in that double. Yeah. Oh, and then during

“the round, there were just every time Hank would hit something like, oh, yeah, Hank, and that”

feel good. It was really good. And he was like, wow, these guys really like Hank for some reason. It would have been sick if you would pull up a chair and watch Hank get two, two guys at one time.

Yeah. I did feel like a cook out there. We will always your fire for us, Hank. You don't have one.

PNG swing break was great. Best trip, however. Best work trip, however. Well, we're saying in the car, this is kind of like, super weak. We just serve, it's madness. And a lot of people have like one thing, and then they can like go on part, we don't get that in super weak. So we finally have a week where you have fun. Yeah, great. Great. We did dinner with the boys last night. Love that. Yeah. It did a lot of fun. It did a great time hanging out by the pool. Change up with an onion bump into

the Shane's left on the onion. You know, good old fashioned fun. We did. We should, I booked the dinner, and I regretted once I got there. I was like, I should have backtracked, found a place with a tear-missu first, and then I should have, I was looking for a good dinner spot, but I should have been looking for a good tear-missu spot that has dinner. The only, I guess, the only really fire fest besides Hank and gang banged by two golf instructors is I usually my rule is I have vacation

gelato. I have ice cream every night when I go on vacation or when I'm out of town. And I haven't had any ice cream at all in this firm. No. And it's tough. I pulled, I mean, it goes into my fire fuss. I opened up the freezer. There's just no ice cream in my ice cream guy is here with us. Yeah. That's your ice cream guy. The ice cream is going so soon. Like, he could be hitting this corner any moment. Would you have that cream? Which is bad timing for us actively recording audio for him

to come. Yeah. I understand that, and it's own self. The misstep completely, completely not cool as the ice cream guy in this team, then I have ice cream stock to have you guys enjoy in a hot, like a hot day in Arizona. Yeah. It's just unacceptable. If you, if you could run it back, what would, what would be an acceptable time for the ice cream to get here? Well, like it should just be, it should have just been here. It should have just been here. It should have just been here,

as some of the air would be in B. There should be ice cream. There's icees and it should have just existed in the freezer. And so anytime it's like, ooh, I would like a sweet treat. You tap in.

Before we were like in the kind of like bag drop area, like all the cards where, you know,

there's workers and people like getting ready for their rounds. AWL was like, hey, like, left here right at the house. Like, lefty. Like, who's like, we were distance from kind of yelling. And then he's like, gets his car and drives away. He's like, I love so some have been locked. No, like, shit. And then everybody was like, what was that? And like, there was, you know, that conversation happened where like a lot of people heard it. And I was like, or once it's show

might have been like, peak idiot jazz show. But it was all time idiot. Try to explain that. I was like, yeah, I'm on a shot at him out. Yeah. The other day, and there's a watch out out. Yeah, but I mean,

“like, I didn't remember how he even got brought up in the first place. VL gets a quick shout out.”

Yeah, I mean, you got to separate the art from the artist sometime. Yeah. The kid was just like,

I don't have to be ready. He's like, God, those've been locked. I was like, yeah, shout out. And then like, I was just one of those things with the workers and people around, right, like, what the fuck was that? Oh, all right. So my favorite is, uh, yeah, no ice cream. That's a big fire fast. It is here. Yeah, it's here. Oh, get it. Well, so we'll keep the show going. Come on. Go get it. Come on, Zach. I'm so hungry for this.

It's about to also, we have a little bit ice cream before dinner. Just a little bit. Oh, my God. There's four bags. That looks like all right. I'm going to wish a hundred dollars with ice here he goes with the ice cream and he's nervous about this. Also, the grill's on right now. No,

one's attending it. That's another Zach. Where have you smell that? Yeah. All right, Zach.

“Show it. No, no, no, no. Show us. Yeah, come on, come on. Show us everything you bought. The only candy you”

got was Reese's. Get here. Yeah. The only candy you got was Reese's. Correct. Tell you how you like Zach. Tell you how you like Zach. But we do have vanilla variants here. We got some vanilla. Okay. I know guys also like chocolate ice creams. Did you get this? I those are. There's ten to twelve people here. I was thinking, I if you wanted to scoop out of different options. We do have so I was like safe play as you get chocolate and vanilla. And then

we have some toppings that I'll go with those in a bowl. Okay. So I've made a Sunday. Oh, okay. So we just run the football chocolate vanilla ice cream. We got chocolate vanilla. There's also there's like some two audible flavors in the back. You guys might be into if you're not into chocolate or vanilla. And then we have like a chocolate sauce caramel sauce and then I got so many Reese's to put in this in this cup. I we got the cups and I'm pretty sure we have the pieces and

there's they also make a mini Oreo Reese's combo tiny cup which will be good to put in these ice creams. All of that. That's good. Zach. I'm lactose intolerant. But I love ice cream. Is there any ice cream that you got that I can have tonight? That's not true. I'm just a bad guy then. There's a good question all that ice cream. We don't respect people who are lactose intolerant on this show. There's someone's lactose in all of this ice cream. Okay. Okay. We'll be in the bathroom.

Are you the freezer soap? I can get good. Okay. The freezer is probably harder than the grill right now. Okay. Good job Zach. Good job. Ice cream sundays with the boys after Zach. He cooks us dinner. In sports winning takes more than talent. It takes strength, reliability, and the drive to go to the distance. Sound familiar? That's the same DNA you'll find in the Chevy Silverado. As capable and dependable as a winning team, Chevy Silverado shows up it gets the job done.

It won't flinch when the pressure's on. It doesn't take plays off. When it comes to trucks, Chevy Silverado is football guy approved. To learn more about Silverado, visit Chevy.com. All right. My other firefest. Well, I have two. One is I saw Ken Rose and Thong was not able to to speak with him, which I'm regretting. I went to Cubs Spring Training with my kids on Tuesday, walking was with my kids was like it's 100 degrees in Arizona. C Ken Rose and Thong out of the corner

of my eye. I'm going to drop my kids under the shade and then I'm going to go back and be like, I have no problem. I was like, hey, you probably hate my guts, dude. It is what it is. Go drop my kids off. Walk back. He's just gone. Poof. I don't know if I ran them off, but I can't wait for the day to be able to talk for Ken Rose all because again, I don't really hate them, but I also would like to I like awkward interactions. So I would like to have that awkward interaction.

If I were you, I'd been out and scoping out the rooftops nearby, looking at the bushes, let's try to make sure you were safe. What do you do? Max doesn't like the awkwardity.

“Max, I'm just saying that's what I would be doing in his way. He's awkward interactions,”

and I love it. Oh, yeah. You got to enjoy him. I would have walked up and been like, but you hate me, dude, because he probably does, which he has every right to. And then my other one is I'm just, I'm thinking about doing a 72 hour fast. No, you guys think about that. Like water fast? Yeah. No. Some people, it's like all the rage right now, and I was like,

but that's like he's like, do you want to try it with me? No. Maybe. Oh, I don't know.

What if we just 72 hour seems like a lot? It's a lot, but like if we're on a show after 54 hours, not eating. Maybe we can't be together. People help me out. Let me know if I can do a 72 hour. No, no, you're going to get all these freaks that are going to be like, oh, you can do it. I did it. I did it cleanse. Yeah, the cayenne pepper drink. No, it's, uh, you're not, you're going to be so afraid by day two. My body just feels like it's breaking down. I've had

diarrhea for five days in a row. If we're just being honest, I'm going to diarrhea fast. He's not allowed to do the fast. Why not? Because breakfast. No, you get so angry when you're,

“when you're on a trip. I'm going to try. I'm going to try. I think eight o'clock on Sunday night. I'm”

going to start. I'm going to go 48 hours. 48 hours. I think you can do like water and boom broth. They say, yeah, I'm not going to do the boom broth. I'm sure you do water and black coffee. 48 hours reset the whole system. What do you mean reset the whole, what does that mean? You know what I mean? I don't know if we people are like reset your system. I'm like, whatever, that you're just going to put water in the bathroom. You're going to do it in the bathroom. Yeah. And the fast and put ice cream and

shitty food back in your, your system. All right. I don't like your judgment there. I just don't know what the, what the reset means. It's like it's like taking the cartridge on blown is that what you do when you fall asleep at night though? I don't sleep well. So maybe this will help me sleep like you wake up in the morning and that that's three set. I don't know. Maybe it's just because I've been talking to mentally too much recently about all his his colonoscopies and colon cleanses that he's been doing.

But apparently they pulled a bunch of a bunch of poop out of his stuff. Oh, I don't care that.

“So three set. Okay. So, but that's what he was saying was like, they reset by like getting all the poop out of”

this butt. I don't want to, I'm not doing that. I just want to, I want to, I want to test myself. Can I stop my addiction to food for 48 hours? Probably not. I think I did try this like 10 years ago. I got like, I did the juice cleanse and I was eating, I was eating sausages like like 16 hours. I think so hungry for me. I think everybody's addicted to food. Yeah. Like, look quite literally. All right. Well, we'll see. So fast people. Let me know what I should do and tell me how to safely do it.

There's also a chance I could die in 48 hours. I know everyone's like, oh, you could go, the human body can go like 40 days without food, not this spot. I actually don't think that's true. Like, everyone every time I hear somebody say that, I'm like, no, because after one day, I want to, I want to just end it all. Yeah. If I don't have anything to eat. I'm a reset system. All right. Yeah. Hit the reset button. Yeah. All right. Zack, finish this off.

My favorite. What sound guy said he has to add him to sound guy said he's done a 72 hour fast. And Adam, tell me, let's go. Love this. Love this. Is Adam who helped us with time zones on Wednesday?

Right. If you basically train your body already before, if you go to keto, it makes it easier.

“Nope. But another thing is, if you do it, you have to use after that half the time”

deets simple foods. So now it's like a whole week that I can't eat good food. So if you do 48 hours, you have to have a 24 hours of like just an egg, just broth. So your body bounces back or else, you're going to regret it. I'm actually going to disagree there. I think I'm going to do 40 hours and then shock my system. If you want to get some McDonalds and just be like shock my system back. I've also heard that like to break a fast, you have to like have a meal of bone broth.

Like it's the only thing. Again, I'm going to take that. I'm going to take this in a container to throw it out. But like that's the whole point of this fast. What if I do a 48 hour fast and then I have McDonalds? It's like, you know, like, but like my body shouldn't do the fast. Okay. Oh, there's some things I've got to do. Also, what is bone broth? Isn't that the say like, like, broth is bone broth, right? I don't know. What's the difference? I don't know.

Like if I have chicken broth, it's broth made from chicken bones. If I bone broth, is that just a fancy name so they can charge double? Yeah, probably. I'm probably. Okay. Well, two be continue on the fast. Zack. There's a good chance I might just be just the same broth just double labeled. Yeah. Mike, can you please do some research for me? Yeah, on the fast. Definitely for some day. Okay. Yeah. But we fast. I'm done again into a fast education. Okay.

My favorite is this week's quick one. It's kind of pivoted. I don't know if we could should even, or it's just, look, we're in there. There's a beautiful weekend and I'm really like, you know, very grateful to be a part of it. What a week boys we've had. What a time. It was my favorite was just going to be that like the sun's out, you know, it's hot. And then I just can't do it the smell of sunscreen anymore. And I don't know how we have a change the smell of sunscreen.

I love the smell. So these, it's amazing on the smells. Yeah, they don't have sunscreen. I would

wear it. I mean, I was in on, I'm in on it at the pool. I'm not in on it post, put like once you exit

we haven't made any advances on this. Oh, we're such a developed like globe. I couldn't disagree.

So what do you, what do you want in your sunscreen to smell like? I don't know. Maybe I'll evara. Maybe like what's the thing for headaches? The purple, uh, lavender? Oh, lavender? I think

“miles cramps. Yeah. Lavender would be nice. Maybe some essential oils. I just do, I think”

a long day in the sun and then getting out of the sun and smelling a little bit of like sunscreen is awesome. Yeah. But if we're being completely honest, your my fireface is that is that this grows on low. You a lot of guys are saying it should be on medium and that there was no ice cream in this Airbnb. That's, that's the true fireface going on there in my head right now. They don't

have to make sense to dice hers. Ice cream. Ice cream, sunscreen. Ice cream, sunscreen.

Ice cream, scented sunscreen. You're way ahead of the game, the max they're mine. That's actually a great idea. So I'll, I'll, I'll track my previous one. Oh, I bet you they have chocolate ice or sunscreen. Do you think they, yeah? Yeah. That could be fun. They definitely have chocolate scented, it's sunscreen. Do you think anybody makes sunscreen flavor, ice cream?

“Yeah, I must say no. I bet somebody's tried that before. Is that you're going to nail this?”

Yeah, it'll work out. I, I shouldn't give any thought to the, the, the, the safety of the girl thing. Everyone preheats the girl. I should have put it a little bit higher. That girl's probably not the template wanted to be at right now. If this is a safe space. But hopefully it'll be a little bit warmer. I can go bump it up. Yeah. I, I, I, I, I knew it. Van Lewin made end of summer sunscreen scented ice cream. Oh. Yeah. That's crazy. That is nuts. I tried it. It was

last year. Yeah. I have to try it. I mean, it's ice cream. Yeah. You don't have to try it. Not on my fast though. I'm going to, I, I, you guys are doubting me. Which, I don't know why, I don't know why people have been set the system. It's, to me, when you do the fast stuff that's like, uh, that do jack from Twitter, when you would like lock himself in a cave for, for a week and a half every year with just water just like because he was bored and he was like, I want to feel something. I just

want to reset the system. What if I reset everything? What if my brain just, your new man makes, yeah, wakes up is like, oh, dude, you just totally new guy. What if you're so sick? Yeah. It would

“be cool to like, people talking about like a sense of clarity. I think they're just, their bodies”

are just excited that they're allowed to eat food again. Hey, what if I, what if I don't eat 40 hours than I'm all, all of a sudden, awesome and golf and like, can flush a seven iron from 180 out. That would

be sick. Yeah. So like, what, what's the loops? I mean, you'll never be able to do that. What's the

loops? Let's go. All right, Zach, you did it? Okay. Do you turn up? Yes, sir. All right. Good show boys, uh, will we back in studio? Should we do numbers? Again, numbers? Yeah, but you don't even want to get this. No, you don't. It sucks to get this one. 88. 23. 17. Three. Adam. 19. Two. 22. 22. Oh, and I guess 62. Oh, if they just guess? No. Oh, I was going to say 62. Go ahead and guess again. Uh, 91. 58. Okay. So there you go. Who would ever birth this? Uh, was it March 27th? Oh, no. You're for sure. Well, I was going to love

this. This is my favorite. This seems like so bad. And then they're not all bad, but it makes you look paid minus 50. Yeah, I'm glad I miss Peyton Manning's birthday, by the way, fuck, fuck that guy. Okay. And he's got enough people to suck his dick and wish him a happy birthday. Offload an ounce and quote that. What? Yeah. Yeah. I'm glad I miss Peyton Manning's birthday. I'll say with my chest, I hope I do it again next year. Happy birthday to Chuck Mark, uh, Elijah Moore. Max. Okay.

Happy birthday to Elijah Moore. Who was that? He's a whiter seaver on the chest. He was on the chest. He's on the Eagles. He's on the Eagles. He's on the Eagles. He's on the Eagles. You didn't know that? Wow. Wow. Wow. You're so bad at birthdays, Max. That's fair. Wow. He's, they got him to be like an emotional support. Why receiver for AJ Brown. They're like best friends. They didn't even know that, Max. They got, they hired a best friend for AJ Brown. And you didn't know about it. You're a bad friend.

That friend. Bad Pada. All right. Go. Well, they sound him yesterday. I will see everyone back in studio Sunday. Zach, get on that girl. Love you guys. Have birthday, Mariah Carey and Fergi. Oh, love you guys. Love you, Mames. Mames. Mames. Mames. Mames. Mames. Mames. Mames. Mames. Guys. You know what? That was, that was such a honey. That was such a honey. Happy birthday. Oh. Love you guys.

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