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UConn Head Coach Dan Hurley, April Fools Has Everyone On Alert, NFL League Meetings, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Guys On Chicks

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β€œApril 1st, Max. My guards up. Max? What? My card is up. I was your guard. What about what?”

I was asking you, Max, it's coming on the fillies. These are bad, but it is April 1st. The guard is out. Wait. Are you proposing us? About the fillies being bad. Yeah. That was good one, dude. No, look behind you. There's literally no. Gotcha, Major. Gotcha, what a bitch. Everyone's tuning in like I wonder what they're going to get back to this year. All the straight Max, he spilled some on your shirt. Oh, gotcha. God, I didn't look. I thought about that. Oh,

I didn't look. I think your head looked your eyes state up. Yes. We don't have anything planned for this year. Last year was organic. Yeah, Jerry planned it. Jerry also tried to plan this year as April Fool's, but it was not going to work out. He said, Jerry texted PFT and I said, guys, think about April Fool's. Gino calling in for memes. I would have actually liked to hear that. Who's are calling in for Hank? Fred Ridley for Hank. And then he's signed a

gerio. Okay. All right. Now I actually have an idea for an April Fool's. We play the April Fool's on Jerry. What if we get Jerry to call in back? Ridley as Gino for memes and memes you act like you're going along with it. Like you can't believe this. Yeah. All right. Okay. All right. Can you do that, memes? I'm in. All right. Me, uh, Gino is the new Joshua. What do you mean? to bear an air in London quote? I did. He said he's going to take us to the Brownsland.

All right. That's huge. So wait. I just texted Jerry and we're going to hopefully have him

β€œcalling at some point in the show as Gino to try to trick memes. That's what he thinks.”

memes. You're going to go along with it. Maybe ask for like a sign jersey like really lean into it. But then the trick will be on Jerry. This is great. Yeah. This is he's going to. He's going to fall. He's going to fall for it. Big time. I can't. It means you got to fucking sell this. I can't

Wait to hear his Gino voice.

offensive. We don't know. I think it might sound kind of like big down. It probably is probably not due

April Fool's anymore April Fool's Lane. You're you're lame. What April Fool's is the funniest day in the world. Max is actually the best we're getting the April Fool's guy with an April Fool's Yeah, we're reversing. I know, but it's PTSD. It's just reminding me of how much of an idiot It's the white house No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

No, I'm lost. No, I'm lost. Oh, I don't think that was fun for you actually went to the white house. Yeah, we did it Jerry the April fools that got maxed to go to the White House. Mm-hmm. It's great. Okay How we doing boys?

β€œWhat it was pity White House is pity White House. It was pity White House. Yeah, good. It was big time pity White. I know that's why”

Whatever, you're like you're like the USA women's team pity White House. No, no, no, I

Did you said that I didn't say that actually I didn't say it. It was a callback to the Trump's joke. So it was a call. It's called the callback You may be brought you may partner at the White House But that's on the fillings. Yeah, you got to the fillings out with the fillings maxed. Oh my god memes. I'm gonna call from a random number Who is it? I don't know. Let me pick it up Hello, hello, hello, who's this?

Oh, yeah, yeah, that's right memes Jeanneau Smith memes. Yeah, you want to do one question with the quarterback. Let's do one quick. We do one question with the quarterback. Do you know Yeah, Jeanne Jeanneau can we do one one question with the quarterback. Sorry. We should probably do this on Zoom at the time Because we do one question of the quarterback now that you're calling

Okay, okay, all right guys. We don't have these ready. I should okay, I got one I got go at PFT

β€œHey, Jeanneau, PFT cometer from part of my take sports podcast. How did you find out that you were going back to the jets?”

Well It might be watching a play He was actually on the stamp When I first played Jackson

He's a good dude. He's a good dude. Do you have a car on your hand? Yeah, what I'm going hey hey hey, hey. Did you introduce or hang? Jeanneau. Jeanneau Smith hang part of my take here How are you a different jet this time around? Well, I was 25 When I played for the Jackson

You didn't like myself to get perspective

And every experience teaches me something. I'm always about

Learn and I look forward But my new team makes a long talk. We got a lot of veterans. We got tomorrow. We got Micah and it's time to change The culture I love it. I love it. Uh, Jeanneau. It's a big cat here. Uh, you just called

β€œWhat would a yeah successful jet season look like for you?”

Well, why came you know, do you mean? You need to be boys upon You got to be surrounded with talent When that happens the scousal limit. You know what? I'm I'm about winning games. I don't care about this thing Statistics don't mean anything to me. I'm just about winning games. I love that. I love it. Oh, memes are

Diheart Jets fan. He's got a question for you How you doing Mr. Schmidt? Uh, sorry. I'm nervous right now. He's pretty nervous. So you played with Jets legend nickman gold Can you just talk about what he was like as a teammate? And what he meant to the locker room and how you plan to bring that pride back to locker? Well

You know as as a veteran and I'm a veteran. I take care of my body and look forward Who bringing a sense of pride now last season Last season for me was a little bit of a let down, but it is all about growth. You know a lot of people don't know this But I had close to 70% completion, you know the turnover is killed this last season, but

I'm just about bringing pride back to that organization. You know what? I have a little bit of unfinished business You know the past is a past I live in the here now I'm excited to be part of the community the Jets community my foundation seven something heroes

It's gonna be part of the part of the community and just want to get that old Jets feel in the building. You know the deep fences

Swarm and and just to get that old

Jets feel an again excited to be part of the community. I'm familiar with the kets community and to get my foundation seven Sunday heroes

Back involved in the

β€œIn the tric state area. I love it. I love it. Well”

Thank you, you know today when I'll have any other questions. I mean it memes would would love to come out to Training camp or something if I don't know if you're probably not settled in yet, so We'll have actually I was calling to invite you all formerly to floor and park this summer I want you to see what coach must wave and coach Coach rack has drawn up for us maybe

You want to run a router too. Oh wow you get memes. You just run a route for you I love it challenge issued me. We let go. Well, thank you. I assume Josh our booker probably set this up So thank you, Jeno. We really appreciate it and we look forward to coming out. We'll make sure he gets in touch with the jets and we'll be out there for training camp Thank you, just want to remind everybody they can go to seven Sunday heroes.com For for my organization. We do a lot of work with the community

That's amazing and I wish that you could see memes he he looks memes right now looks like a a little kid on He's he's shaking. He's so happy. So this is it's made his day. Thank you, Jeno. Thank you, Jeno

Let's go check. All right. Thanks, Jeno. Oh, you hung up. Oh, Jeno. Oh, that was so bad. I've I've never laughed harder in the history of this story. It was big Dom and then he became Southern

The Southern when he was I've taken care of my body I didn't know my body. I didn't know what direction he was going with the accent. Oh my god, Jerry. That was amazing That was so good. That was so good. That was so good. Good question You really put him on his heels on that one. Yeah, he didn't answer no. I think we all We had scripted questions and he had scripted answers. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, what's all are we telling them?

We I think we are right? Yeah, I think he's gonna call and he's probably gonna say something like Bingbong memes and then He's gonna zoom in. That's perfect. All right. I'll say send me the zoom We'll have him we'll have him zoom in and we're gonna surprise we're gonna surprise memes Gotcha memes. How did Jerry fall for this? I think he spent it. This was an is entire probably

β€œTwo or three days. Yeah, I mean to be an actor you have to have the utmost confidence in yourself and Jerry”

Kindle definitely has he's got a lot of confidence to pull off any role. Yeah, this is like his Robert Downey Junior and Tropic Thunder. Oh, man This is a great this is a great April Fool's yeah And and and and the best part about all this is that Max is still thinking like how are they getting me Max is so in our He's no wonder like I'll get turned around on me. How's this gonna turn around and and get me?

Okay, so now we're having Jerry join us. Oh, memes We got a special guest for you on zoom What's your special guest me Oh

Hey got your memes It's been that I have a question for you More so stupid memes Oh, are you a dumb as Max Max? Oh, come on. Oh, yeah, I think that's a that's a Rica shade max. That's memes. You got to be better than that. Come on. Come on. What you sounded just like them

It happens it happens at the best of us Jerry that was you did a great job with the voice. What was your inspiration there? Oh, that woman's looking I watched a you guys texted me this morning saying okay calling is genosmith I texted you guys Is that inappropriate just because we are different races and I thought with all this drew ski Erica Kirk stuff I thought yeah, I could do this I can get away with it

Yeah, Jerry. I just say you a picture That was a funny sketch. Yeah, that was a fun sketch. Yeah. Yeah. That was a fun sketch check your tech. Can you look at a text right now?

β€œYou want me to look at my text. Yeah, I just show you a picture of memes you should you see it”

And read it all on your second

All right, you got it. Yeah, I got it. What does it say? Oh, it was a said Jerry. Jerry. What does it say? It says it says it's 1335 and we're actually pranking you they fucking ask Big Bang Full Jerry We got you

That was so bad Jerry you are not genosmith at all That was a double a double doing

Listen, we wanted we wanted to hear you try the genosmith

And that was really our entertainment for the day so and you know what?

β€œIt's your I've never laughed as hard as I did when you first started talking as genosmith”

I'd to push the microphone I almost threw up those laughing so hard. You're you're big Start it has been dumb and then you became southern and yeah Jerry so what happened was we start we started the show And Max was Max is very nervous about April fools and we were joking We're like actually Jerry texted us and threw out some ideas and I read all your ideas and PFT was like actually I kind of want to see Jerry try genosmiths so then we're like fuck it. Let's just reverse prank them

Wow really good stuff guys really good you guys are like

Your Jedi's your Jedi's with this breaking stuff. Yeah, it was interesting. I couldn't um first of all good one

You're such an idiot for thinking that that that we all believe that you're such a fucking idiot You're such an idiot Such an idiot Jerry it's crazy that they fell for that. It's insane that you fell for that I'm scaring this poor young lady

Fuck up, Max shut the fuck up you fell for that last year of bookline extinker and I was stuttering and everything I did have to write out everything. I was gonna say because I have a slight stammer you know and

If I start to think about words, I stand or wait, let me let me find you my notes

You don't say means ask you a question about nick mangled and you didn't even think about answering the question Well, I didn't want to get into like serious topics on this thing and say something that was really offensive to somebody, you know Yeah, we're not bill more. Yeah, right Like now that you guys are on Netflix still no comments. They are but These dooms are fancy now, you know like fancy HD zooms. It's no more just me like face-timing with you guys

β€œIt's pretty nice Jerry. I did enjoy your answers. Can you tell us about like getting into characters you know Smith?”

Well, I actually you know Smith is interesting because he Is how do I say this without getting cancelled? Oh gosh Tell me I tell you what yeah, you're not you. It's not it can't be worth it. Yeah. He's got a very distinct way of Speaking he's from Florida, but he spent time of Seattle. So I think he's just got he's got He's got an interesting cadence Mike my big

Thing was to not stammer or stutter because in the comments and that old thing Where you guys used to show your show um in the comments you saw a lot like I saw I heard immediately He was stuttering and I knew it was Jerry. I heard a stammer. I heard an um and I knew it was Jerry So I didn't want there to be any um sort of thing yeah, and then the charity that that Geno has is that a real charity Yeah, that's that's a real charity

Was that the charity where he missed the date on the charity thing and then he got punched? I believe that was about airfare someone wasn't read bird or something. I don't know maybe Look, these are all my notes like by the way you guys really got me like woke up this morning And this has been like my job all day I called it I think said he was like I bet you Jerry's been spending the entire day on this

β€œIt's no work Hank maybe maybe you should try it sometime”

Yeah, it's called research look at this. Oh my way Hanky. I wanted to say thank you for Sunday show for Don't ask the tutsis from pervert Yeah, contesties and then Jerry. We just discovered today. There's a very good chance that there's going to be Maybe a Celtics nicks or a Celtic sixers or a sixers nicks playoff game on Max's bachelor party My gosh, yeah

Yeah, it's gonna be so fun and by the way Sorry, I was yelling at you Max and you called him dumb and everything to follow for that. I'm sorry Yeah, I'm Max. I can't wait for your birth cell bachelor party. I'm literally like I'm saving a little bit of money every day I'm gonna have a little like Nest egg for the party. I'm putting aside a couple bucks every day and I'm just

I'm bringing in the Narcan Crazy we started lose control you guys have seen me with the briefcase doing work coming into the studio all that stuff But by the way you've got to tell me if there's a camera like in a place it camera in a room camera in a cabana You've got to say because yeah, okay, there's no camera. Yeah, I think we played golf and remember I was like speaking in a probe really

Inappropriately to you PFT

Not even more inappropriate than me doing a genosmith Sorry everyone well you guys really fucking got me wow you got me so good Man, I really worked on that all morning It was awesome Jerry you crush it maybe may be left so much. Yeah, yeah All right Jerry we'll see you in a month. We'll see you in a month. Yeah, can't wait

Oh, I've got I've got a wardrobe. I've got all kinds of things. I can't wait Looks like cannot wait to celebrate you. I cannot wait I'm excited. I'm excited

He got me blue because he got me memes memes the smartest as always

I see Jerry by guys. See you. Oh, that was part memes also might not be the smartest because When we're waiting to do this I told memes that we had book genosmith After he had heard us playing out the whole segment and memes got excited about having genosmith on the show this afternoon. Yeah sports podcast. Yeah, we are we are all right. Well, let's get I we don't even know where is going to go in the show because we've we've We've disjointed the whole thing, but let's get back to the show. National sports podcast. Let's rip some things

The owners are meeting in Arizona. They sure are a lot of sunglasses in the owners picture by the way

β€œWell, they finally realize that that they have to stare into the sun every year so I think they”

It shows the GM picture sorry the GM picture was all was all sunglasses. I think most of the owners went without shades Yeah, weren't there there were a couple that were wearing sunglasses. I don't think the owners took a picture today I don't think the owners take a picture though. Yeah, because I actually saw the GM picture and I was like Oh, yeah, there's Matt Ryan the GM for the Falcons president of the Falcons. Oh, what's actually in cutting him? Yeah promotion, but yeah, the picture has been out it was probably the most

We have a problem in the NFL the guys are too good looking. I call this the McVey effect. He's the McVey tree has made offensive football fantastic in the NFL, but it's also made a bunch of pretty boys who all were the same shade of blue and thank god Mike McCarthy big Mike is back because we needed someone like that Old school football guy who forgot to button one of his buttons, but this is what the new NFL is pretty boys You know what that picture reminds me of opening up again, Max

You know the like bachelor party of all the dudes at the baseball game. Yeah, they're all leaning over each other

β€œThat's what this is right here. Yeah, they're all wearing the same shirt. They all kind of look the same”

The one new face that I think is a great addition to the picture is Joe Brady. Yeah, Joe Brady with the fresh fade

I've never been more confident anything in my life that Joe Brady owned at least seven different Echo Unlimited shirts

when he was in high school. He and they're all two sizes too big for him and he looked awesome I said in my blog Joe Brady looks like a guy who the first guy in high school who buys a white Jetta and is gonna sell you a shitty bag of weed. They tricks it out. Yeah, he also might have an earring I looked at it for so long. I think that I was like I think he has an earring Vrable just absolutely dominating

Domini story in this picture like half Lee if you're dolphin's fan. It's not been good for a long time It's gonna stay not good. I don't want to look too much into these pictures But yes, sometimes this picture does tell us something like for instance Todd Bulls looks like he's just eating his way through the offseason and wearing a gigantic denim moomu But Vrable is just killed half Lee. Killed them dominated. Yeah, if you look uh you look around the other

β€œstory in this picture to me is is a Jim Harboss band aid. Yeah, what happened? What where do you get the gash?”

I have a farm. To me, it looks like it's a cat handling bandage. No, like when you get when you pick up a Stray cat and you try to relocate it. Jeevo spread his twice as long. Like if you look at all the other people's legs his his legs spread It's really twice as wide. It's crazy. No, my theory with Jim Harboss. He just happened by a blood bank on the way to the picture Yeah, and someone was like, hey, sir. Could you give some blood and he's like Harbob blood. Yes. It could it could be that it could also just be

He was walking to the picture and he saw a shortcut. Yeah, and the shortcut was like through a through a hedge. Yeah, but it's uh it's always fun watching

All the guys get together awkwardly staring to the sun. Sean McVay not there I actually think Sean McVay might be embarrassed to what he's done to the league in terms of the pretty boy. What have I done? Yeah, that's so he's like I can't even bear it. Oh, tits. What a tits. It's make a Ryan's nips out hard. Do we it's going to take me a long time to be able to figure out who Mike LaFloris Well, you know, he looks like a AI LaFloris hair is ridiculous. Jimmy Neutron hair. That's the match. Yeah, it's it's pretty boy to the match

I think there's three guys right now that if they sat down next to me, I would not immediately recognize as being a head coach one way or like still don't it would be Michael for Zack Taylor. I will never recognize as being a head coach I would probably be like, oh, hey, I see you Secretary Buttigieg. Yeah, um, and then

Who's the other one?

Brogazzi. Oh, yeah, that that I would recognize that. Actually, I appreciate Clint Kobiak Just being a clone of his dad. Yeah, because I he's right away that was him But he had a hand looks like he's been hanging out next to that Electric voltage machine. Yeah, like he's waste in a way a little bit. He's got his security guard back with rabbits a lot Yeah, the shiniest head ever max are we

Nixiriani's has he Ever theory is he gaining a little weight Strong we've we've all had shirts that are just a little bit too small. Yeah. Yeah, is that shirts it? Is that shirt too small or is it like his He looks strong. Yeah, that's actually like his stomach actually do thing he looks weight like I didn't realize how big he was

To tell this picture. Yeah, strong his stomach got higher

β€œI don't I think that's I think that's why the why the body pregnant yeah, of course strength”

But it's a great picture he looks he's standing a little bit away from everyone I don't know what that's about I think intimidated by why don't they do this for hard knocks Yeah, just sliding everyone up. Yes, so heart that was a big new the other news coming out of the owner's meeting is the hard knocks is going to be the Seattle Seahawks And then they're are they not some two years in a row. Oh, that's yeah Patriots for the next year. I thought that was this year No, they did great

Yeah advance. Yeah advance. It's weird. I don't like that. I like it all also the real used to be if you made the playoffs He didn't have to do hard knocks the next year and if you have a new coach so congrats on my grave He's not getting fired next year. I guess not that's weird The yeah, it is a little weird that's not like the two two years in advance

So it's Seahawks and Patriots Sean Peyton doesn't notice it. I that's first day of sitting. I think Sean Peyton doesn't care

You know about the about the coaches picture He was probably sitting there like early in the morning. They they built the coaches picture around him Yeah, also John Harbaw wearing black loafers and white socks is not great for the Joe Biden like did you forget Did you get dressed in the dark? Hey grandpa, let's get you out to

Let's get you out to the in that crazy picture and I like coach our Bob, but man It's a tough one to defend also the defeat next to his brother I I'm convinced that Jim Harbaw knows what size shoe his brother wears yeah, and then goes out and buys three sizes too big for himself

β€œKnowing that he's gonna be sitting next to his brother for the picture. Yeah, and so I I think that the hard knocks two years”

Invance is a really weird thing considering nobody really cares about hard knocks anymore. Yeah We tried about the first episode. Yeah first episode. I would prefer that it's done like I would like to see the refs this off season Actually, this is what they do for hard knocks. Why not just do a first episode for every team?

Yeah, you could do 32 hard knocks never do another episode. I'd like to see hard knocks the league office like following around cadelle

I would like to see hard knocks with the referees. That's gonna be an interesting story is like the referees have been kind of locked out Yeah, but so as far as I understand it the refs Kind of want to double dip So they don't want to be full time What do you mean they're getting paid $350,000 and they also can work outside of referees?

I don't know what's going on with the actual negotiations, but I do know that They're actively hiring replacement refs right now We're trying to incorporate something in the rules for next year. That would just be like during Replace replacement refs season if there's a fuck up we can overrule anything from sky judge in New York I'm just saying like if it is true

I've always assumed it's like NFL's being cheap and now this is all a report

I got from T-Bob, hopefully he did his actual research. I trust that he did but The NFL's being cheap and not paying the rest but then he's like no, they're paying 350,000 dollars a year They want to make him full time But the rest don't want it because a lot of these refs are getting paid 350,000 dollars a year to ref and then they also Worked a law firm or you know and doubled it

So we got to we got to figure out the ref thing. I don't care really because I'm gonna watch even if the refs suck

β€œI think a lot of $150,000 a year is way more than I thought me too a lot of the refs”

I think love double dipping because being in NFL refs is a great great advertising for the law firm. Yeah, it's like yeah I'm I got trialed next week, but it's okay my lawyers ed hockey. I don't know if that's All right, so I just looked a I To yeah 200,000 to 350,000 per year. That's a lot Okay, why do they how would be such a sick job to just now have another job? Just do that just do that as you're only one

By the way one last thing about the coach's picture. We had Kevin Stephanski on in the combine and we talked about how I've been trying to get him dressed for this. I missed it this year. So I sent him all of the shirts I texted him on Wednesday. I was like shirts arrived. He's like, oh, I'm actually already an Arizona on vacation So the pursuit continues. I did send him I shaved my balls for this shirt

A couple other shirts.

It's nice shirt. It's sure he'll find an occasion for it. Got to wear it So who is missing from the picture beside McVey. Sean McVey and Todd Monkey would not have guessed Todd Monkey. Todd Monkey also

β€œI think you could take all these guys faces and combine them into one and that's probably exactly what Todd monkey looks like. Yeah, Todd monkey”

did you see he's got a He's got like a gold what it what it should do or give Todd monkey that he's got in his in his office I think Todd Monkey I think she doors trying to maybe pay off Todd monkey to get the starting job. I love Vubu No, wasn't a little boo boo hole and I'm gonna try to find it Todd Monkey and I think he someone asked him about this

It's always funny to these interviews with the coaches. They're like having breakfast and that's the big thing

Why you just search look mucking little boo boo I just made a mucking chidder just a mucking chidder Jimmy has them by the way said that uh, there's a chance that The Deshawn Watson Trake can go from a swing in a mist to a home run portal and horse head

Porsal and horse head you leave it in his bed. Yeah, and mucking said if Deshawn had come into my office and gave me an elephant I would put that in there too So it looks like there's some Is it is it illegal payments Todd monkey? I did there. I'll try to bribe him for the world's saddest quarterback

Jump yeah, he's like hey that also is a gift that

He'd no one wants. I asked him what was a meeting. He said while I really liked it. I got myself one. I said well great That was it for wait, so Shidorah got matching horse heads for him in his coach Yeah

β€œAre you as he's talking about a night did he get him a chest set?”

No, a porcelain horse said yes like the horse from the godfather for him. Oh, so he's Shidorah saying if you don't start me. Yeah The horse is the lunar new year animal for twenty twenty six. Oh, so Chinese Chinese good luck Go sheep fatsa I so when Deshawn goes she fatsa. Oh, okay. It's a happy new year Chinese Go sheep face tries to you. Yeah, there you go with Deshawn He's

actually going to start next year. I think yeah and It's kind of weird that Haslam has come out there and been like yeah, we've really right now if you look at the trade We really fucked it up. But there's still time it would be so awkward if Deshawn goes out and is actually like Really good at playing quarterback again. Yeah, I think that would make things very It would be very strange. Yeah, very strange other any other stories from the owners meeting now just that they're they're thinking about

rewriting the rules for the the fake refs that might come in that'll be interesting because basically it'll be

Like what's his name butterworth? Yeah, butterworth will be officiating every game all at the same time this year behind the screen We also did I should say one more brown thing they rescinded their proposal to allow teams to trade Drop picks five years down the road. Yeah, which thank God the browns are like oh shit This would only hurt us. Yeah, so good job and and and Hank congratulations You're gonna get your wish your owner has said that he wants a 18 game schedule and every team to have an international game

I disagree with the 18 games schedule. Why two many games I also think more game grow the game. What about growing the game? But it's just to grow the game to actually sounds like the 18 game will be automatic international. Okay, I mean then then I like that I just I I I don't know if we were talking about the show of I was reading an article, but the the

They're trying to spread out the games too much Sunday games when you get work. Yeah, we talked about the show. Yeah, yeah, I that that's your city of it I very much agree with where it's like the more games they add the worst the products gonna be somehow And what seems like an unstoppable force of the NFL can they could they could fuck this and it's also 18 games Just go lead to 20 games this is every everything the NFL does when they say hey

We're gonna do a game on Thanksgiving on on the Wednesday and fourth Thanksgiving They're not just doing that because it's the Wednesday before Thanksgiving They're testing out to see if they can do games future Wednesday I mean 17 games was the biggest no duh of all time that they were gonna eventually get to 18 games 17 just it's an awkward number to end that 20 that

That would probably be another like 10 years in the future But it will happen, but they're gonna try to get it. Yeah, maybe but there's gonna be like no tackling at that point Well, it'd probably be like the other two games will be flag football games that are integrated with the NFL's new flag football league that they have Sorry, but they they have um 18 games is like the start of the conversation for the next CBA from the owners perspective It's like we're not even going to entertain a seven game season or 17 game season

β€œWe're gonna start at 18 and you have to accept that Earl's we're gonna lock you out”

So it's gonna happen there will be 18 games. I don't this really mind 18 as opposed to 17

I think they'll probably do something with a preseason game

Versal Bye when you have to do all your shopping and everyone's busy and you're like, hey, maybe there's a Christmas party and you've got to You're gonna be like hey guess what you know what and we just don't tell anyone that there's universal buy and we're like hey You know what this week and I'm not gonna watch football It would be great for everyone and you could also throw some college football playoff games on there are dear friend Mike Florio Kind of dove into it and I don't think this is fanfiction. He might be on to something the February

2020 Super Bowl does not have a date. Yeah, to be played on yet. Yeah, which means they're holding it for the 18th game Yeah, and then watch they get that solidified then they'll announce when the Super Bowl is gonna be and that part I'm I'm in for it because I I have said this before but as long as football is being played winter doesn't exist I know winter sucks, but when football when you have football games, especially playoff games

So the closer we get the football season to March madness if they're basically kissing a bridge

β€œYeah, it's great like that's what's so great about going from March madness to the masters”

Yeah, you don't have to think about anything right. I go masters to to NBA and NHL playoffs. It's perfect and the the only other thing that I saw this morning that came out from the NFL meeting was We can scratch one more team off the list of Potential opponents for the Seahawks in the opening game. It's not gonna be the chiefs So Clark on it said he doesn't take it's on the table from a league standpoint

There would be some concern about whether Patrick Bohomes would be ready to go for that game Oh, we got to make sure they have to make sure that the chiefs have their best starting line-up Delta in the season because every other team obviously gets the same consideration with having their best best players healthy Well, just some fields, maybe maybe we'll start season with just some fields and be unfair against the Seahawks Seahawks. To have to prepare for that. Yeah. Okay before we get to more national sports podcasts topics

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Yeah call I I back coach I'm with coach Kay. I didn't sleep well either because I was I was basically up till two thirty in the morning watching the highlight

Over and over and over and they were also good every different angle was was perfect the angle with with coach Hurley's mom costing it was awesome It was great. I go solid seven hours. Oh, wow Have you thought anything else about that game? No way it could happen. I mean Not only should they have gotten a technical at the end, but but the referee incident. Well, we're going to talk about that We're going to talk about that

Disgusting Disgusting Disgusting you're rushing not be a case by case basis if you do this. This is illegal. I can go to HR I can go to HR guys can't see my violation What I can't put my right on your guys can't snuggle just matter just because just because we know each other and we're

Friends that still does not make that any less of an HR violation. I was just leaning into listen It's illegal and he should have received a technical week should have got free throws and won the game wait

β€œSo Dan Hurley he was what was the part of the court that he was standing in at the time?”

What's it called that be the coach's box the coaches box. So he's in his environment. I think I'll give you an analogy Sometimes Blake I mean I see you so I thought me my dog Blake was so illegal overwhelmed I put him in his crate because that's where he wants to go to get away from all the commotion if I go into his training

He gets mad at me.

Hey, who's houses it let me try another one for you Hank. It's my house. Yeah, but luckily

You're personal. Oh, does the ref own the entire gym. Yeah. Do we not use court? He's not court my rules. That's not the court my rules out of bounds. Hey every single summer. Do we not mourn our sweet friends? Haram that yeah that ref jumped into his cage and they killed Haram

β€œThat's what you want to do you want to kill Haram now chillin. It is coaches box. It was a crazy crazy crazy”

clip. I thought it was AI honestly. I couldn't believe it. He's actually makes sense but still I believe and and the letter of the law and like if you know you make exceptions for this guy and you make exceptions for that guy Then we just won't live in a society anymore. Can you imagine what would happen if they called a technical and they had Duke shoot fellowships? They should have they would have been like, yeah, why is dating early doing that? Hank. So yeah, we get into it all of it with dating early Hank

Did you know that this was the first time in Duke history that they won 35 games back to back years?

To not okay. It's pretty good. I learned it because I will listen to In Duke basketball history. This is AI How greedy are you are you really going through little men's a lost season or something like that in a year Where we won 35 games and hung multiple banners That's where my guys are the Duke basketball round-up. Yes on Monday morning

I looked up every single Duke podcast and listen to all the recap multiple banners

β€œI like Jerry doing a Duke basketball podcast multiple ban. What ban are they talking about?”

A C C champion champion champions Jimmy V classic

Multiple ban multiple banners. Do you not think that's real in seed hang up a banner for the one seed look up the Duke

Basketball round. Yeah, I believe it just sounded. I I believe it, but listen listen thinking you that it's shared I might be on Jerry watch right now, but You are your paranoid right now, Matt. I have but it does kind of sound like max or seeing ghosts Shout out my guys at Duke basketball round up great podcast did subscribe. So appreciate that They did they do a great show. It was great show

I just had so much fun on Monday Happy for you. Yeah, I thought at all, but it's it's actually been great and I was talking to Big T about this and he was confused Why we were so excited about Duke losing because he said it might be a Definition of bitter. Well, no, no way we're in the day when the dictionary and that's being on the answer Big T He brought up a great point. Don't care. By the way. Yes. He don't care. He brought up a great point

And he said he thinks that millennials and and above love to celebrate Duke losing But jinsy and below they don't really care when Duke loses and I said that's probably

β€œMeaner that us celebrating when Duke loses is not giving a fuck about. Yeah. Oh, I think that might be kind of true”

Big T sample sizes. It's tough because I don't think he celebrates anything No, he's like a joke as wait. It's not gonna birthday. Yeah, I love Big T, but he's not the one to go to be like Are you happy about this? He's just say I'm average. Right. He's not popping champagne But you have man. What a game. He does like Illinois though. Yeah, I mean listen. This is gonna be an awesome final four I'm I'm very excited for this final four. It does I I love

Anyone who's saying that it feels like the championship game is Saturday night It's just completely discounting Illinois and Yukon is crazy to me because I do think that any of these four teams can win it Sure does not feel like a consolation game to me whatsoever. Yes Michigan and Arizona Look like the best teams and have the best two best records, but that doesn't mean that you kind of Illinois Can't be cutting down the nets on Monday. Yeah, I definitely think it's anybody's game memes is on his bullshit again to

Replying to people on Twitter. Oh, this is this one just dropped Matt Miller was talking about the genosmith. Is this the guy that's gonna lead us to promised land Matt Miller says is the promise land The number one overall pick in 2027 and memes replies get fucked. Oh There you go. Me now memes usually it would be like a get fucked buddy There's no buddy on there. No. Yeah. I said back here

I was like I'm only responding one guy and it's him and it's him. Yeah, and it fell drafts got But yeah, I think the final fours anybody's game for sure. Yeah, it's gonna be a great final four and I'm very excited Hey, do you see Drake mates shave his head? Yeah, he's back. Is that a Christ? Oh, okay That's oh well, though. It's a hot hot sequel to all charity. Oh, it's charity. What charity? You can sometimes people shave their heads and they're like going through a crisis. Pretty spears

When he asked Dave for a raise. Yeah, it's for a great cause. All right. Might be for racism like yeah skinheads Pirates Simon. Yep when he when he got a use of downloading power porn Offices back in 20 boss and children's hospital. Okay. All right, so she has the kids. Yeah, the kids

Out the kids for the kids.

How much? Yeah, they've done Brady breaded it back in the day, too. Nice. Oh, good. Good. Beautiful. Beautiful for the kids

Maybe we want to shave that Do you guys I don't really want to shaveers? Maybe we want to Do you hate to hit the kids I didn't I don't think me shave my head can raise I don't know how we raised money for the kids Oh, I got an idea What if you shave your head and then we do a limited edition Hank dog toy that's like $1,000 all to a charity and we put a piece of your hair in the dog toy

This is real I think you figure out that's logistically possible It's fine. Give me a piece of tape and a piece of hair did done We can then get Hank accused for a cry. We're just sending his DNA. Would you do America? Oh, they're so yeah, I don't think you don't like the kids We could also do bald Hank toys just no hair. Oh, good calls. Yeah, it already is bald look at it Like this is what Hank would look like if he cared about children. Yeah, I care about my children

Not other people's golf. You get a golf exactly. So you get a green scheme

β€œThat's what that's what you're Evan scholarship. Yeah”

I don't what else we got Anthony Davis Or sorry Anthony Edwards took a shit in the news because he took every day was playing Anthony Davis playing next year Yeah next year should be super healthy next year But Anthony Edwards missed the start of the game because he was taking a shit last night and then his coach tried to like Use more flowery language to kind of like dismiss it. Yeah. Oh, he was in dispose at the moment

And he's like yeah, I had to take a shit and then there's a story. I read that Anthony Davis was basically famous in high school for practice being delayed for

Detention and him having to take a shit stuff on digs. Yeah, I think shit I don't really want to talk about the Jade Nivey that thing is weird. Yeah. It's very strange. It doesn't seem I hope he's okay I hope he's okay, too because it's like it seems like it's not great But then people are making very religious obviously I think the real story should just be that aka the bull's GM is the worst GM in all sports. It should be fire

So to me it feels like he's going through a tough and has been going through a tough time mentally Yeah, and this feels like I don't know what happened behind the scenes But it feels like the last time that you would want to like get rid of a guy You'd want to help like a good organization. Yeah, would want to help them That's whatever you just you just showed your cards right there. Yeah, whatever. He's going good organization

They would try to be like, hey, are you okay? Yeah, the bulls are not the good organization. No. Oh SGA got called for a pushoff lesson. I did you see this? It's breaking news breaking moves. Yes SGA got called for an offense of foul last night against against the Detroit pistons I was watching this game and SGA still awesome obviously great offensive player

But he does push off and they blew the whistle for like the first time on him and the crowd in Oklahoma city freaked out

They could not believe that they called him for an offensive foul and it was it was a pushoff I don't know if this is a point of emphasis if that's going to be called on him in the playoffs My guess is probably not the faces Yeah, the bench in the crowd shots looks like when Kevin Durant snapped his Achilles shot it looks like the crowd in Dallas During John of Kennedy's pride or actually I should take it back. It's the Gordon Hayward clip when he breaks his ankle

And you see all the calves like looking on and and and putting their heads down

β€œThat's what that look like. Yeah people just freaking out. They could not believe it”

But it was very cool and I don't know if that's that's something that the reps are going to be calling in the playoffs if they are that will be very interesting to watch But SGA is very good at that at doing the like delicate little pushoff and getting away with it Yeah, but they might be calling it on also I think we should become a pro Wimbee for MVP podcast. I mean we are. Well, yeah, officially, but yeah

Wimbee should think he's played enough games personally. Damn. Oh, he actually has max because there's a limit. Oh, yeah Okay, the NBA sets a limit and if you reach a limit then you are eligible and right now He is eligible for the MVP No, yeah, so wrong dead. Okay, all right Any backup for that? I mean it's just everyone that is all

β€œIn tears about the fucking you have to play enough games rule right and no and give a fuck about that when when and be was going for MVP”

But wait, but like that no, no, no, no, you're not understanding what I'm saying No, no, this is like a huge thing of discourse in the NBA right now, okay? Yes, go ahead, you guys aren't looking at NBA discourse if that's if that's if you guys aren't

Go ahead, I really like Wimbee for MVP because he has played enough games

So what's your what's your to scores with us, please?

Yeah discourse. Well, it because guys are playing are overplaying now because they're trying to get to this threshold And now everyone in the NBA is up in arms being like this is the worst rule ever Why do we ever have this MVP rule that everyone has to play this amount of games to be considered blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah When no one give a fuck about that because everyone just hates show L and B I don't think it's about show L and B

No, it's rule was made because I'm playing in the MVP season I don't Memorizes fucking stats. Okay, that's a pretty relevant discourse this course. That's a relevant stat for the discourse Hot were discourse the stat was about me taking my four-year-old son Chris to NBA games and I've saved up all year And he wants to see LeBron James play and LeBron James comes out in street clothes flipping him two-middle fingers saying fuck off kid

You ain't getting shit tonight. Yeah, and then finally Adam Silver was like LeBron

We'd like you to show more respect to the children play more our girls were taken away your prizes. What year did jump? I'm finding it. I got it 66 games so he would have been fine. Yeah, 65 is a limit When he's played 60, but there's a more game's left. Maybe nine for him. So I don't know the exact

β€œI don't think I think you're a little confusing now Joe and B”

Hit the amount of games that would have if the rule existed would Joe and B won the MVP he would have been eligible If Joe on beat it won the wrecked. Yeah, if Joe on beat it won the MVP in a year that he played 40 games your argument would make a lot of sense Right now it makes no sense Someone smarter than me is gonna make this argument for me because I'm seeing it a lot on it's pissing me All right, wait for daddy to come in and make you argue for you. What what is the argument? I don't really know I

I'm very confused All right shut up go to the next thing. Wait now. I'm now is forcing now. I want to know are you Would you be upset if Wimbee won the MVP and he played in 68 games this year with that upset you? This this is a good one that I saw What was this was a podcast Max. It's a good. Yeah

He's trying I was trying to call Rome to try to help you out Because Rome can definitely probably decipher. He's this is wrong could definitely decipher what I'm what I don't think you're making sense

β€œWhat is the what's the argument Max? Answer my goal of being should it won the MVP?”

Oh, he did that. I think max is argument boils down to you guys should be angry at Victor Wimbain Yamma for not playing that many games because you were mad at Joel and be in several years ago All right, I'm calling I'm calling Ricello. Let's see for silken can help no he's anti-NB no he's no no Ricello is a trusted source He loves in bead. That's just not true at all Okay, we got to get to the bottom of this

You're calling Oh, Jesus everyone. Why does anyone want to talk to us today? You don't want to just question about the NBA No one wants to talk to us about Joel and bead winning the MVP four years ago Jeez Dude what what is your argument Max? He doesn't know they start they made a rule because of Joel and bead because people were upset that he won the MVP

And they didn't think that he scored that he put it played the 66 game Yeah, the the amount of games he played would be fine under today's rules

β€œSo you're just mad that there's a rule that was linked to Joel and bead?”

I think he wants us to be more upset at when be for not playing as many games Despite the fact that he's on pace to play more games and Joel and bead did yeah, all right, so this is it the the

Joel and bead rule and also remember the 65 game rule first got announced everyone was celebrating

Also using it to shoot on and bead now all of a sudden people realize the rules sucks in its hilarious Okay, people were seating when and bead one MVP and when the 65 game rule got put in place I think people were seating the Joel and bead won the MVP because yoke it was better, but when the 65 game rule got put in place a lot of people acted like it was the best idea in the world and then that would really show those load management players The glaring issue with this rule are finally showing and everyone surprised the players actually get injured while playing a vigorous

81 game where they sprint up and down. Okay, so again what but he played 66 games I think they're mad at the rule Not at Joel be this seems like that's where you're confused. I get what you're I think I figured it out

Okay

Max is mad because the rule is kind of silly in that guys actually get hurt SGA actually got hurt this year, right?

So it's weird to put an arbitrary number on like hey if SGA actually gets hurt and he plays 62 games

β€œBut he's the best player. Yeah, you should still win MVP. I agree with that”

Max is just mad that the rules put in place Because of Joel and bead, but it's not taking away Joel and beads MVP because he played 66 games It's called he's upset that it's called the Joel and bead rule. That's what it comes about Precisely the name of the rule feels insulting to him. Yes, so let's change the name Max. Okay. What do we want to call it? Let's talk about something. No, let's change the name. We can we can do this. This is the discourse, right? Yeah, we're doing the

discourse. We're the number one sports podcast maybe in the world. I don't know if there's a I'm doing research. I'm reading we have the ability to influence a new name Jalen Brown the Jalen Brown rule Okay

You want to do that? I don't think he has one. Yeah, you don't want to do that. We should get him MVP first. Yeah, and then we know

I think Wendy should win MVP this year. Did no pussy's allowed unless you're actually hurt rule Yeah, prove your proof your injured. Yeah, we're hurt or injured. Yeah, yeah, if you're hurt you should play if you're injured That's okay. Yeah, we won't hold against you everyone has to be designated with a hurt or injured hurt or injured But it's spelled like h u e r t e r Yeah, hurt or injured. Yes. Is that where you wait on this with Jalen Brown hurt and injured?

He he's hurt and injured. I would say hurt and injured right now put it last night A lot of kids 10 to 90's rumors. Does he have a some call that crippling down the stretch? I'm not sure, but whoa Next Zach is coming out right now. I already got a hairline fraction. I love this. It can't be good because this is Just a head joke Hank is ready for Max and memes. I don't give up no you're not ready for Zach I'll take on that whole booth Zach is a hoop. Zach. I got a question for you. Yes, uh the Achilles 10 to nine is is that what

Christian McAfrey had when he missed like basically a full NFL season. Oh when the wall's talked. I'll be correct Yeah, huh same thing and he had to like fly to Germany

Don't global for a fix can't be good. Never good. Never good. It right now would be next Celtic second round right you know who's gonna be first round

Celtics possibly sixer If they wouldn't the there's a lot there's a lot going on. It's it will be Celtic sixer's on Southern Snacks. I That doesn't there's so much that needs to happen before that there's seven games last what and the sixers are game back Of the team in front of them. It will be so the sixers and then it will be another game in half back of the five

β€œI think I'm gonna do a game in half back of the six. I think I'm on Hank side. Yeah, you have that future, right?”

No, I cashed out but have you decided what to do with it because remember you said you were gonna take a something else I'm putting all my mental energy into win-be getting the MVP. Okay. No. That's what I'm that's what I'm dealing with Oh, they're game out of back of boat. Oh, so you want to apologize to me? Sure. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Will you please accept my apology?

I can't believe you got so mad about us saying win-be should be the end of it. You're not sure April Fool's Joe. You guys are fucking talking about Joelle and beat again It literally is the MVP it is the MVP. It doesn't matter we can beat everywhere. It's going to play enough games where he'll play more than and be dead Yeah, so don't think that's true. I think it is seven games left to the season. I like 59. Ah, fact check I think he's 66. fact check. I think he has more because he played in the NBA Cup final pitch

That doesn't count, but it's a game. It's not a game. It's not a game. That game does not exist. It's big I think it might count for the big

β€œHe's actually right about it. That game does not count. You have to eat you know that. I think it counts with Joelle and beat rule. No”

I think I count. I think it might. I think it might from Joelle. Now who's getting angry? I think it might for I'm not getting angry You are you're still getting angry. You're the one who said bitch you're the one who said bitch You're trying to talk shit about when be when some of us put money on Winby to win the MVP of what the season started and are trying to make a lucrative investment happen here, Max. We didn't we don't do that on this show group stage quarter final semifinal count The NBA Cup final does not count for the Joelle and beat rule correct

Bitch, I don't know about that We're just gonna there's been a lot of wrong information. This is my worst podcast is the at its best Where no one knows any rules, but we are aggressively going at I think I think I read that Because they were in the NBA Cup finals They're did the schedule get pushed back at all where they have an additional game

No, the game doesn't exist No, I know that I know that game doesn't exist, but I think they have they might have more games left in the regular season

I'm looking at some other teams do.

But no a lot of teams are at 75 games right now including the spurs Like the the spurs are at 75 the Thunder at 76 the pistons are at 75 the Celtics are at 75 the NYX are at 75 So yeah, I don't think so. I think they might We've learned nothing It's good. It's been I mean listen, but there's not a lot going on. We just

We'll just know what we'll do research exactly where you're coming with some very strong opinion exactly where to about the next not beat anybody There's a word with that's true, but I'm not worried about that now

β€œIt seems like you should be they haven't really beat anybody recently, but you”

You got to believe sometimes. I'm okay with being a little bit delusional I like that and that's why where I'm gonna start here. Oh, no, no delusional. We're gonna finish strong would would would Saying out loud that you're okay being a little delusional mean you're not delusional. That didn't help my case whatsoever now that I'd hear you repeat it back Right, yeah, the minute you admit your delusional. It's like we'll actually you're pretty grounded Maybe I'm maybe I'm misreading my own delusional. Okay. Could be the case. Yeah

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We're having we're saying when we should win the MVP because he's mad because he thinks it's a slide against Embed who played 66 games when he won the MVP. We couldn't figure out why It's good for us. Yeah, but no, Roan. I think that Max was upset because everybody made fun of Wimbee when he won the MVP Playing 66 and beat and being said. I think Max upset because when in bead won the MVP playing 66 games People made fun of him, but now Wimbee is going to win the MVP playing like 67 games and nobody's making fun of him

β€œThat's what I'll talk about that's my guy all right”

But but only in the sense of like yes, he won the MVP he deserves when they be MVP But also let's make fun of him on top of that. We don't want to submerge him too much. Some of us have a A lot of money tied up in Wimbee MVP futures Thank you. Thank you. Wow. Hey. Thank you Thanks, thank you. Okay. Well, I did we figure it out. It was just like max got so

It was essentially like when one of like when when your child is having a tantrum and you have to call Like my wife will do it sometimes we're one of my kids We're having a tantrum show at the face time. Maybe like can you please talk to them and talk them down off the ledge that you are the parent We're getting to have max calm down Max, I mean I get it buddy

They're always going to be hating on somebody from Philly. They're always gonna have a worse read on somebody from Philly's right

Oh, it was gonna give us less of the benefit of the doubt So your instincts aren't right there, but you know, we can't even be worried about it Just give it to Jalen Brown and let us get them in the first round and we'll take care of business. Oh, I love it I love it. All right, Max said you're right. Thank you, Ron. All right. All right. See ya

All right, it's great.

Maybe that's how much give it to you. How about pussy? Well, who do you think should get pussy? Who do you think should get a huge post coach of the year award? Wait, oh

β€œThat that was great. Joe Bezel. Mm-hmm. That cool. See that. Yeah, Joe Bezel is saying I think it's a stupid award”

You shouldn't have it. It's about the players and the work the staff puts in it's that simple I really don't want to be asked or talk about it again

I have a question. Max have you been looking at the NBA standings basically every day being like

Please don't have it be the sixers versus the self-delect. Correct Max follow-up questions. Oh, I said he's like there's a lot of good ones. Max. Yeah, that's yeah He's it is head. He's like there's just no way this could happen it's happening. Max is our possibility that this game could happen We're gonna have the two seed on your bachelor party There's a yes, it could games. I think it was like game seven could happen. Wow. That'd be a shame

Yeah, there's no way gets a game. That's true if it gets a game seven. Why is six sugar win that quickly that'd be bad That would be such a shame if that happened on your bachelor party. Oh my god. All right, hot sea quilts are on Hank. Um, the hot sea's Jordan's furniture Okay I guess New England's a New England furniture place. They did a deal like January through March if you bought furniture or anything in the store. It's like a huge, you know warehouse size store

If both you con teams make the championship not even win make the championship everything you bought is free So as soon as they be on the cool zone

Hot seat they might have to lose they might be losing money. Yeah, but they're not gonna lose any money. Why they always take out insurance on this

β€œI guess it's a gimmick run that runs a good gimmick. Yeah, run the rules like that. Yeah, yeah, they you have to buy”

something anything purchase between I think it's January 20th and like one-in-march madness art March 4th. Yep. That's usually a march If you bought it in between that time period and both you con teams make the championship everything is free So how does that work is like is this a Massachusetts area store? It's like New England like there's a few in New England. Okay, what's they're like it's a one of stores that has like malls and which is the

Processor percentage of Patriots fan and I max theater and got George furniture. What's it crossover of Patriots fans who are also Yukon fans? Huge is it like the majority and Connecticut. I think yes Like can I get as a state is like half and half? They've had it so good those the Yukon fans that are also Boston sports fans have had the best life I feel like half of the yeah, yeah, so the part of Connecticut is is like New York's yes But yeah, this is this is a great. It is match respect. Remember you to do that with the Astros. It's a great deal

Because you just take out an insurance policy and if yep, you sell a shitload of furniture I'd like to do that if all force Washington sports teams make it to their finals in the same year I will give away all my money to one person. Okay, in perpetuity and

Purpose I would never earn another cent in my life if they don't say like this. Yes, there's not this year

It's just one person would just get every salary. I would ever make. Oh, let's just go to the finals If all four in the same calendar year ever make it to the finals and and two of them have to win what do they have? Two of them have to win what do they have to do? I think that's fair in return Not absolutely nothing they have to enter um they have to Listen to part of my take. Yeah, prove show me one proof of purchase that you have downloaded an episode of part of my take

Subscribe I will decide on one person I'm a great and guess what not only will I give you all my salary, but then I'm gonna match that and give away That amount to charity in one lump sum when it happens How would you do that because you don't have to save money until until then so I'm gonna give away all my money that I already have To charity and then one person will just take over my my income at that point. I like that

β€œYou're welcome America what a great guy thanks if you have to eat for the kids”

My cool throne is wild Wild what the lottery ball numbers on Sunday show. Oh, yeah 73 72 73 72 you can't do that's wild. That is wild. We're also very dumb for not picking up on that in the So stupid what do I mean great moment? Yeah totally ruined by our idiocy yep happens a lot But wild wild very well. Okay, you have to my hot seat is

Protein bars. Oh, because there's a new product that's as debuting in Saudi Arabia right now It's Huka but it's protein and BCA's like brands chain amino acids This is just protein, but for who it's brought it's my protein idea But it's you smoke it so they have like these big loudteen. Yeah, you have these big lounges that You you go to after you're done working out

You can even have them in the gym and you sit down and you just you chill and you just smoke your protein after you work out

Which sounds fucking hilarious.

How much protein and we talk I want to prove listen this is still protein per per rip. I think this is still in the

β€œThe nascent phase. They're still studying. It's it's not even beta yet. I don't think”

But yeah, they're they're rolling them out right now in rad and then Dubai Abu Dhabi and Bahrain so a doctor claims that in hailed protein enters the bloodstream faster and absorbed more efficiently. It's kind of like weed like if you eat a brownie It takes a long time for you to get high, but if you smoke it you get high like immediately right this guy's thinking about that except for gains

Huh, like the gains happen more immediately if you smoke it. Okay while I'm saying is like keep your eye on this on this technology because it has

Protein cheap it has the opportunity to revolutionize bro culture. Yeah, I like this

Then my cool throne is going to be Jordan did you see what happened? Did you see what happened with Jordan over the weekend? No She had another chip she got another ring. What yeah Jordan want to ring She talked a lot of shit to all the haters That called her gold digger She said hashtag gold digger got paid and this was a national championship that they won

The cheer for charity see for sea national championship Jordan Hudson's she leading team they won the title well, so good for her the pictures that she posted were pretty fantastic They look very accomplished very proud no pictures a bill. I don't know if bill is at this or not Probably hard at work on the recruiting trail But yeah if you listen you can call Jordan Hudson a lot of things

But you better call our national chain. I call her winner. Yeah, she's a winner national champion. Yeah, maybe my hot seed is Tiger Woods She's got some more details. Yeah, and he had some Pills loose pills in his pocket Also had a vicious case of the hiccups

Which was reported hiccups student that's not evidence of a crime as as a lawyer or somebody who who would like to study for the bar exam at one point They can't arrest you for that could pass the bar exam. Yes, yeah correct What you're gonna do which I will do eventually but he had the hiccups hit the hiccups. They said he had a vicious case of the hiccups Yeah, not good not good to have He admitted to doing his medication earlier in the day

Yeah, doesn't seem like he was of sound mind and body when driving this car So they also having profusely in his movement was lethargic and slow While he was being interviewed by the police they found two hydrocodons in his pocket

β€œYeah, and a lot of people are like why didn't he get rid of those in the time after the crash before the cops showed up?”

I would say like Maybe imagine what he did get rid of in the time in between when he crashed and the cops showed up Yeah, and he still had those leftover

Yeah, not good. Not good. He should just never drive again

Still if he feels normal. Yeah, it's true. He goes to get away from it all. Yeah, no, it's it's bad. It's bad. He's he's got to get it figured out because this is like again Someone could easily die and it's really really it's selfish behavior How crazy would it be if he still plays the master's no chance? He's still on the yeah well, yeah, because He's still listed and he has he's opening a golf course next to Augusta that next week So he'll probably be there

Maybe how crazy would it be any plays? I mean scoff-in-pelt told us he's it's the master's in one place He's gonna play forever because the fans are not aggressive. They don't have phones Everyone reveres him. It's not like going to play at a US open where people will echo you So maybe Damn they should just call the parking lot as new course the driving range

Get some practice in try shots that you haven't tried before our our good friend Kate our colleague Kate and She said what why doesn't he he's so rich why doesn't he just build Corsion is back yard. He's just flip his car every day Like Travis Pastrana. Yeah, just go good. Oh tiger. You want to go dry. Okay. Go flip your car in the backyard Don't hurt anyone nitro circus. Yeah. Yeah, so

β€œI think it'd be kind of crazy if you played and what if what if you played well?”

Yeah, how would the announcer's talk about being same? I think they I think they to immediately jump to like what a what a redemption story This is yeah, oh yeah, oh tiger fanboys tiger come back saying yeah. Let's go tell you He doesn't even have to win he has to just he'd have to just make the cut yeah if he makes the cut like this is this the most impressive Sports story that we've had in the last 10 years. Yeah, what are you? I tiger making the cut out of gusta after Getting arrested for DUI seven days before murder what murder

Remember that clip it was great clip the guys in New York John Goddy

Murder what murder you have a clip for me, Max look at you

Murder John God he's a good guy Other hot seat is Mark Cuban because he's got some sellers remorse he he's kind of this has been rumored for Flying it again. Well, he's trying to buy back. Yeah, yeah, he basically was like I don't regret selling the team I regret sell to who I sold it to and

He said he made a lot of mistakes in the process

β€œI still don't understand what Mark Cuban thought was gonna happen when remember when he was announced that he sold the majority stake”

He's like putting nothing's changing and he said he was gonna be kept around for for basketball decisions

No, you aren't no one buys a billion dollar organization. They're like, yeah, you know what let's keep the old guy around who

Did who is it my naughty stake owner now one thing that Mark Cuban is very very good at is keeping his name in the nose Yeah, so when he said that it was like yeah, I did sell the team, but please continue to treat me as if I still own the correct And then now he's talking about rebying the team Said people will continue to talk about more Cuban. Yeah, like I know you guys just figured out that I don't actually still on the team But don't worry because I'm about to buy it again

So if you could just keep talking about me as if I on the team until that point everything will be copicetic So Mark Cuban back in the news my cool thrown is it's me because I'm on our let's check Our 43 of my fast and I don't feel hungry. Are you going? I just might be a fast guy. Are you going 72? I don't know

I do I miss food. I'm not hungry. How's your phone battery been fine Me 43 hours. What do you think about that means?

Well, you're charging it right now. Well, yeah, duh. I will say it's kind of it's kind of sick you get through the first

Like 14 to 18 hours you Gunger kind of goes away. I need you to just keep track of things over the course of days and weeks Using this this

β€œYeah, that's what you had like any lapses in memory any”

Tiredness no I won't be drinking water black coffee. That's it. There's a little I bought some electrolytes on online that you just put in your water. I did that like twice yesterday That's it. I feel great. I do miss eating because I like eating But I might just be a fast guy. So when you go back to eating back to food life Then you're just gonna eat like normal. Yeah, I'm gonna slowly try to I

Retract what I said last week where I was like I'm just going straight back into regular food people like that will Essentially reverse everything you did and make you feel like a garbage human being so I am gonna to I'm gonna do it the right way and I'm gonna ease myself back in and then like will there be any like permanent effects in the fast on your body All my cells read you regenerated. Oh, so it's a new you correct literally unrecognizable correct It's good for gut health. It's good for what does gut health mean don't worry about it

What is the fucking 65 game rule mean? It means how does it apply to the impede and there's many season that impede didn't get to 65 Yeah, you know why cuz you didn't have guts. Yeah exact how nor health Is right I'm doing point Everyone should try it. It's easy. It's actually not that hard

We should actually do a segment where it's just like six degrees of separation from dual and bead How can we make any story about drill and bead? Zach

β€œYes, sir. How's it cool? How'd you cool though? I would like to say we have we we do have to respect gut biomes around here. Yep. How's you this week?”

It's gonna be people who think it's a good idea to invest in their future materially didn't even see Warren Buffet talking about stocks plummeting. No. What do you say? I just I just saw a video Warren Buffet being like hey all Americans be prepared 40% drop What so I'm wondering like do we rethink We shouldn't do stocks. We got there's got to be a new ways to invest. Yeah stocks done a protein hookabars

Bitcoin do you think doesn't make you full the protein sheet? When you smoke you think you're you get like satiated? I think you just get jacked up. I think I think you just like rip a bang and then you walk away and you're fucking A beat still looked like that Florida Gators fan no friends, but I can't be having this conversation. I don't eat food anymore Well that actually would then the protein hookah would be perfect for you. Yeah, maybe I could do that very much People in your fast. I don't know no, but wait so Zach so Warren Buffet said

The stock market's gonna crash he said 40% which feels like I know that's not a majority when it comes Percentages when it feels like a majority. That's a lot of percent feels like it's all the money Right, we don't want that percent a big person. It also sounds like somebody might be trying to crash the market So that maybe then he could buy more the market. I just put money and it's a stock market for the first time in my life last week Oh, yes, yeah, I'm calling my my financial guy. Yep. There's a bubble max is jumping

Okay good hot seat and should we still be lit is Warren Buffet still in the game that yeah always stay

He's still the guy even at that age.

Still alive guy of the year

Yeah, right like put Warren Buffet is somebody doing a list for the take-as I don't think so yeah, I've got a short list. All right put Warren Buffet as an nominee for for still alive guy the year I can do it sir. Okay No, what's your cool throw in my cool throw? Oh, I was gonna get into a little bit a little bit when we talk because he did drop another 40 piece last night

β€œWe won't do that cuz we covered a lot of Wimbee. Is that good thing he should be MVP?”

Right now. Yes, yeah, I agree. He's creeping on like breaking basketball territory. Yeah, I agree And so we'll pivot there and we'll just go in did you guys see Colorado Rockies dropped Pizza donuts. Yeah

Yeah, I never seen that kind of makes it makes him four not a fan. You're out on the pizza donut

I think it's too much is it too savory or is it just like two out? I guess I got to know exactly how it's due cuz like a Donut burger makes sense to me because you could like a sweet glaze donut with a hamburger meat makes sense Tomato sauce on a donut doesn't make sense. No, I disagree with everything that you just okay great because I don't think you're any sweetness I don't think there's any sweetness. I think it's just like the a plain donut with like no glaze or anything But it's just savory and they the crust is donut instead of like sweet

All right, I'm willing to try so yeah pizza is dough talk me through what's on this donut here So we got you we'll go unsweetened so we got donut right base then we got garlic butter Which gives you that good garlic that's already we got pepperoni cheese Pesto with the Drizzle I would eat okay, so that's not asparagus on top. That's a drizzle That's toast it goes drizzle okay, which okay, that makes me change my mind a little bit. Is it glaze donut like is it sweet or the glaze?

Just said this the glaze is the garlic Glazes the garlic think in that terms. Yes, the glaze is the garlic. Wait, so there's no glaze. This is just a regular plain donut garlic glaze All right, I think that's good then Fine, but that also but but if it's sweet donut, yeah, and you put that on there. I think it's bad Do you agree with me Max? I agree if it's sweet donut. Yeah, but you can only be in one lane of donut

Yeah, with this pizza like whereas the donut burger you can you can make it sweet. See I'm out on that I think that's that's true. I don't really like it, but I I'm saying like I understand it I like I listen I don't even like chocolate covered Pretzles because I like to separate my sweet and savory So you guys are out on the baking on the sweet donut. What are you looking at me? I don't talk to cover pretzels

I like to eat the chocolate then the pretzels then back to the chocolate then back to the pretzels And then I've said this before, but the hardest thing that I have to go through that notice is going to be a struggle It's it's at night trying to figure out what I end with savory or sweet. It's a fucking it's torture I think that the savory sweet combination for most donuts is something that's mostly meant for people to take pictures of and post online

And not actually something that most people enjoy eating all these all of these ballpark things Yeah, exactly that. Yeah, boozy ice cream Oh, that's okay with actually did you guys see Costco the we need to get one of these did you guys see I'll get one this weekend Maybe I'll get one before Friday show. They have a 10-pound giant chocolate bunny that is so big

β€œYeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you have to break it open with a hammer to eat it”

They also have a Costco. There's not no free ads. They have a bottle of whiskey that's Called I got that dog in me. It's hot dog whiskey. Hot dog flavored whiskey. Yeah, I was immediately when I saw the bunny I thought that is a barsel after dark stream winning tap. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Eat the bunny. Cooked the bunny Chockel football was for everyone. That's true. Yeah, that's fair to have a music so I put Max on these last week

The chocolate covered gummy bears at Trader Joe's amazing. Yeah, they're they're actually fantastic. Those are okay. That's sweet sweet. Yes, we sweet. Yeah, I'm gonna do sweet sweet

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It feels like a tradition every year around this time Three out of last four year in the final four and I want to talk about everything that transpired in the lead eight But we have to start with the most pressing question the head butt The head butt with Roger Eres, what's going on there? It was not it Head hug yeah, there you go. I don't know you ever see

Rain gear Where they kind of like with each other's nose. They kind of my dog does that. Sometimes we've liked the top of his head. Yeah, more of a nozzle An affectionate nozzle no with with Roger see all these reps are different right. They all got different Thresholds or personalities Rogers like very playful. I mean nothing the guy is

He's one of the greatest reps ever. You know like the guy don't he don't mess up a lot of calls You know when you're going too far. He'll give you a look and you know You know, he'll tear ass, but but he's playful. He's funny. He messes with you during the game You you bust his chops back and it was just so like I Would say that there's a lot of coaches that that he raps that you have a much different type of relationship with Roger

Then you do with pretty much every other official. He's funny He's playful. It wasn't like I Almost wanted to either chess bump him or kiss him on the forehead when we did that shot It was like more like like You know, I was almost expecting Roger to be happy for me, but then I realized I'll know this is a rough. Yeah

I was saying that

β€œYou should consider kissing the rough next time because I don't think they'll tear you up for that”

I think they'd just be like wait wait Which is that nobody can be mad at you after the fact either. What's like oh love is love? What let each cheek like they do in Italy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was it was very clear in the moment It wasn't a pre-meditated it was because I I was defending you I was I said that it looked like he was trying to tell you something and it was so loud that you most people listen best when they're forehead to forehead

And that's what you were trying to do. You're just leaning into listen Yeah, he was coming I listen. He was coming in to say hey listen. There's gonna be you know Saw you know point three on the clock. Whatever, but again, it's like it's different with Roger Roger that this wasn't like the more cat Situation you know where you know that this was this was different because Roger

You know Roger's just he's he approaches officiating in a way different manner He diffuses like you know with with humor Like he just thought man. He's he's one of the best. Yeah, and I think it also was just looking your eye Did you black out because it looked like you blacked out? Well, my jacket. I mean if you just look at everything that was going on there

It was I was like the Jim Valvano the late Jim Valvano You know verse used and only there was still time left as but I did start running a little bit

Yeah, and I never win a game like that. I think the only time that I've ever won a game at the buzzer was on like a tip in putback

Otherwise I either lose at the buzzer Or I never win at the buzzer Yeah, but yeah, it's definitely a blackout because I didn't even Reporter asked me like right after the game

β€œHow we got the ball back and I could even remember that they turned the ball over”

Yeah, you know like you just so much You know hysteria and excitement and you're you're playing you you're shooting horrible, but you're

Like you're one for 17 from three and you're down seven and you're saying you...

Man, if we could just make a couple shots We're gonna walk these guys down and beat them because you look at the condition that they were in They looked tired. They were kind of just hanging on boosers. I was all swelts, well, swelts shut. I mean, it you know like it was Man, it was just it was a crazy game. I heard that your your assistants didn't even tell you how bad the shooting performance was for you guys That's true you asked them and they they wouldn't give you a straight line

They were lying to me. I were out right lying to me Very was lying to me

β€œThat's why I said I sent Luke the Boston College today”

Yeah, yes, it was crazy. It was an unbelievable game unbelievable. This is why we love the tournament I have I have a theory and you could tell me if this is his way off, but I actually feel like

The most important part of that game was not the end was not like the last four minutes

It was actually like the last three minutes of the first half because you guys were getting dog walked and Then you had a little stretch where Duke missed. I don't think I scored a bucket for like three minutes How important is that though when you're going into the locker room where it's like hey We're down 19 or down 12 whatever it may be. Can we just cut it to like 11 12 so that we have something going into half time Where we can be like hey guys were right there. Yeah, I mean it was a I mean it was a it was a crack show at that point

You know or you could use the other word we were I mean and Tarris Reed was like really the only guy that was playing well For us and he was in foul trouble and he was on the bench with two fouls so And it was 19 and the fat game gets That came gets to mid 20s or even low 20s. It's gonna be it's gonna be tough, but you know Malikai Smith You know, they'll do it for the Bronx made some plays there and you know, we're able to get it to 15 and and I've been

And I've been in locker rooms in the answer by tournament where you got the doom and gloom and it's quiet and it's eerie You know 22 when we lost in the Mexico state You know, and that locker room was like a dead locker room our locker room was There's a pretty healthy locker room, you know the guys felt like You know, we were walking down. We were just gonna kind of, you know, wear them down, you know

Body blows possession by possession makes some defensive adjustments trying to get after them a little bit more turn them over and And just you know, just pray that you just make finally makes some shots and Yeah, we finally made some shots. Yeah, did you see the video after the game the live reaction that your mother had in the crowd?

Yes, that was an incredible moment. I think yeah, I lived it. Yeah, yeah, tell you know

That's where people They should stop blaming me and they should blame my mother and my family and my parents and where I grew up and how I grew up And I was parents and people are they get very a trigger people With the with the way I go about my pursuit of victory and and and and coaching and then

β€œNow you see where it comes from, you know, that's my mother. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's what my father”

Yeah, your your mom was locked in and it was a great Curse a lot too. Yeah. Yeah, a lot of cursing. It was a great shot because I think it showed Carlos Booser and he goes Holy shit when the ball got stolen and then immediately paned over to your mom and your mom goes holy fucking shit When you make the shot it was like this is awesome This is the best 10 second video clip I've seen of of the stands and I coach

I don't know if you had a chance to send it or to see it. I sent it to you last night We re we recreated that final shot here my self big cat in the rest of the guys on part of my take we recreated the final sequence have you had a chance to look at that yet. Yeah. I haven't viewed it yet We're right at you. I deemed it to you on on x dot com The everything happened so happening on x. It's on our part of my take socials Yeah, you can watch it there as well. Yeah, first take I took the shot first take. I took the shot first take

β€œI took the shot. I was I think I was care man. Yeah. I was care man”

The flight that is who stole it. Ah, that was our guy Jacob in myself It was recal was recal is wrong recal is not involved. We did have It was pretty mean of us. We had Hank who is a Duke fan. He played the role of Caden Booser So that wasn't very nice of us Zach played Carlos Booser. You're not a Cameron Booser. Yeah, yeah, and memes played John Shire

But by the way, another underrated part because like I've watched every video I hate Duke so much and I thank you so much for doing this

Your wife was incredible in the moment too. She had everyone saying get back on the bench. She always is

Yeah, but she knows nothing

She was on top of the get on the bench get on the bench.

And her in line, which was called colorful too. I mean, she was grabbing people around the back of there Back in their warm-ups She doesn't choose no anything about basketball. You know like I said to her on the plane Plane this is wild. How three three out of four years ago into the final four did you Did you ever imagine this with your life? She's like I didn't even know final four existed until four years ago

That's great. I saw that that one interview with you guys and and she doesn't really understand how good you are at your job And she has she started to figure that out by now? No, no, no, she she doesn't really she she Her motivational tactics are are probably like the opposite you know like what like she like when things are going well She she makes me feel worse, you know, she like it coming off of the same John's loss at in the biggest tournament

She didn't try to build me up before the NCAA tournament. She was like very negative and telling me You know, hey, you're not a fair you're not as good a coach as you take you are I'm not very confident in you going into the tournament. You know

So that's good. Keep your helmet. So you you never talk basketball with her at home

No, she she um, well, I just she always thought that a three point it was a three shooter

β€œSo like some of you would hit a not a three point shooter, but it made three would was that a three pointer?”

It was a three shooter. Okay, you know and then just in terms of like She understands like when you're on offense and you're on defense, but like does that knowing the Sisters that's not what it turned over is is not knowing what his own defense is you know doesn't I think she knows that you got to have five players Not if you're in a brass. Yeah Does she know uh does she know that if you're struggling to advance the ball of the court you can take a time out

She um She might know that yeah, by the way You you try to take a time out I was quite I don't I don't know if the If if if the fingers touched the the palm, but they were

That was savvy of you. I actually was in the gambling cave yelling for a time out So I was the idiot it was like you get the ball back time out But I think that that was a savvy move by you because you did enough of the motion that if the shot doesn't go in

All you confidence can basically say well we try to take a time out and not enough of the motion for to actually be a time out

β€œYou know the thing that bad health is I think really is the the best thing for for you at that point of a game is is”

Is obviously at the flexion right just some type of deflected pass and the worst thing that could have happened for us was If Cambou sir just held on to that ball when it was getting trapped Initially on the first pass because most referees at that point like they they call a quick foul on that because there's not a lot of time left So what what kind of help this was that Sart took the ball out who who was not a good free throw shooter and

We were kind of late getting to him which caused that next pass like we couldn't like we wanted to foul him or or big pat because they were They're not good free throw shooters, but the fact that he was taking a ball out got that ball thrown to him so quickly We tried to follow But he's not a good free throw shooter, so he got rid of the ball But just with every pass that you throw in that situation you're just you're playing with fire that something's going to get deflected

and Yeah, like the the building froze when that when that ball got deflected you could just feel the oh You know what in the building and it was almost like the murmuring and just the like Like help guide that ball in the basket. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it felt like it was it We're going to shot that was like meant to be the second after winning

You're like yeah, this was always going to happen. That's perfect March madness and then you lost

Did you lose your lucky pin off your jacket? Oh, no

β€œYeah, I think Roger took it all right during the headbutt he pick pocket or yeah, then that's going”

Yeah, I don't think that on headhook. Yeah, it was like like it took my class ring Or whatever Yeah, the pin means a lot to me because I set up a I set up a shrine Who's the guy for major league right your dorn? No the one that would sack

Joe Pat Pedro

Okay Joe booze the the little thing. Yeah. Yeah, so I have like a little setup like

For myself in the locker room in the pre game. I have all of my essential oils that I like to spray

Your piss you piss you like to drink That's out that that's ready at the court I mean this is more like my spritzers. Nice you know the lavender Holy water okay birds bees a peppermint halo

β€œGargle quickly um because you gotta go say hi to the other coach. I think that's”

unpleasant if you don't scope before you go out there And it's and then I have any little momentos from the season after games we've won Like if we had like an autism pin or breast cancer pin and we won that game I'll keep it you know like so I have this shrine that I create So all I could think of is I need that for my shrine and in theapolis

And then what my brain gets consumed with something it

Let's stay there. Yeah, no way and so I would never imagine you to that type of guy to pin his mma

I'm totally found it though a trusted soldier. Okay, the GA trusted soldier found it under the bench You found a pin and delivered it to me and now it's in my My little Michael Jordan coward case that that that I bring to create my shrine That's good and then after the game I saw you were taking good care of your lucky suit You took that off before any of the the festivities

Did you you took the underwear off to because I saw you wearing a towel Yeah, I did I Because I had to drag it underwear and I I felt inappropriate to go into the press conference

Would you say command though or what I wanted people say yeah? Yeah, yeah, so I just figured

Let me just risk it with the towel and tie a tight and preserve the socks underwear and and the suit Champage of experience You know just experience and in championship locker rooms prepares you to be smart that moment. Yeah, yeah, I mean you got it You you can't change up anything that you're doing right now

No, what it's only on your fool. Yeah, I got a slightly nerdy basketball question for you and like coaching and how you Mentally get these guys ready. So I actually talked one of the biggest moments was the play before The bralomones three when you run it was like a double curl for caribbean and caribbean was one for nine in the game Going into that he it was over five on three when you draw that up because it's great play because it was like perfect yet Terrestrial being the screeners. They can't leave them like it just it worked perfectly

β€œBut is there any thought in your head like this guy's ice cold?”

I don't know if we want to drop this play because you need the three there or is it like no this guy? It doesn't matter he could shoot over a hundred. He's going to make this shot Yeah, you know listen at that point, you know if maybe if Like if solo ball or or or bralomones were like You know or having a great night shooting it from three you know you definitely would you know

You would go in that direction but because it was you know kind of like a team wide struggle kind of shooting it You know Demory your size Demory who's playing it was playing hurt who you know I think a big thing for us going in the Anapolis is silence Demory is going to be like the healthiest he's been in a long time for us. So I think that's going to bone well for us in indie, but you know like you you know aka you know caribbean You know the guy just said such a magical career

And you're looking at the situation and saying yourself you know like I don't have a hot hand. I could go to you know we you know feels like we need to run something to get a three We've been kind of exhausting read with post touches and and you know he was pretty gased at that point of the game So it's like you know we ran you know we ran something something called gloal You know glow mid you know glow mid mid pin and

You know we we try to like it missed direction it and get a little curl action off the top of the key to kind of get the screeners man helping on that and You know and towers was able to set a great great screen to get a care good luck But you know guys a two-time national champion big East hardware two guys got playing the MBA for 15 years You know

β€œHe was the guy to go to at the moment. Yeah in the moment. I think we're all yelling at the TV saying like what why is so much time”

Taking off the clock right now. Did you was that in your thoughts at all like try to get a shout off a little bit quicker So that next possession You know they just that they hadn't switched anything a whole game and You know John did a great job coming out of time out Just switching everything so

And we didn't we didn't handle now by this time of year you've seen everything

Hopefully you know your team is ready to react to anything that we've seen

But they have played at the whole game

β€œSo it kind of screwed up the initial action that we were trying to get we were”

Trying to get debris downhill or or throw back for a three go back to caravan But just switching screwed us up, but you know thankfully debris was able to like drive it get to the free throw line

obviously you know miss in the first one

You know the courage to then like make the second one, you know like because that building got loud and it got tense Him making that second free throw um yellow is huge and and and the other thing I noticed in and you could tell It was wrong if this was not a point of emphasis, but like when you're down that much and you come on the second half Did you tell the guys like hey we got to attack because we got to get them we got to get to the line as early as possible Because it does feel like when you have a deficit like that one of the ways to do it

You got to score points when the clock is stopped and it did feel totally different in the second half where you guys just kept on Trying to attack them attack them to get those files to get to the point where you're in a bonus Early enough that it helps you Yeah, I mean we really Yeah, obviously just tried to throw it you know inside as much as we could and you know they had no match up for tariffs

I mean no one in this tournament had a match up for tariffs read. I mean They just read me to list the players the company that season through four games Production wise it's like historic level level stuff, but just we we it was a coaching mistake

β€œI mean to start the game. I think I just I think we built up their personnel”

Too much to the point where we gave them too much respect and we were playing defense two defense defensively They were a team at times has turned a ball over And what some of the injury stuff like we needed to apply more pressure On their offensive and and just be more the aggressor in the game a lot of times You know the officials end up giving calls to the team that is just more assertive more aggressive and

You know, we just started the game. I just be in way to

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β€œWhat's this next week look like for you are you are you putting any like last minute blobs in?”

Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're always looking for

You're always looking for wrinkles on top of wrinkles of things That you're running on offense. I mean, you're you know you do a quick study of everything that you've run You know for the last maybe five to eight games You know you throw some of that stuff out you go back to earlier in the year you run things that people haven't seen since maybe The non-conference with these guys we had the match up with Illinois

Already so we got to go back to that and try to figure out like anticipate the adjustment's they're gonna make And then you know Yeah, but definitely try to go into into into indie with with some things that you can run to You know to get more trees that you can miss yeah, exactly. Yeah, it also is interesting because you guys played Illinois earlier this year But it's like a totally different game because of their personnel

Your personnel do you take anything from that or you just like hey that was that feels like that game was played in a different season at this point

Yeah, no, I think you you know what when you share the court with the you kno...

You know you you got a sense of of their personnel and and

Just what their best attributes are I mean, but just having scrimmage Michigan State in October You know, I thought it just it was helpful for us to start the game just Understand what the level of physicality is when you play against a Spartan I mean you go up against a Spartan in your life. It's gonna be a hard game, you know, so

I don't get that Spartan helmet We did by the way, we Yeah, we had we had we had is along the show and we did tip him off to you drinking piss before the game to get you pumped up I hope you're okay with us giving away secrets like that. I heard it and because that's why he

He I mean that's probably the only time

β€œYou know usually after a big win I act like an ass, you know like and I think that's what really bothers people is like you get a big win”

I'll turn to my wife our crowd Chess bump you know weight my arms and and you know some people don't like that today But with that game if you notice I just You know, I just kind of solemnly walked down the handshake line and because of how much reverence and respect that got to coach I it's the worst thought felt after a great win because

You know, I just love that guy. Yeah, yeah, I think sounded like he had a lot of respect for you and I think he believed us when we said that you drink piss So he he actually thinks you might be insane. He might start drinking piss. Yeah Yeah, I mean he should I saw boxer that actually does it it actually helps you hydrate better. I guess it's like recycling like the the water cycle taking place in your own body Just a evaporation. Yeah, the whole thing. Have you did you um did you think about bringing your brother in as another set of eyes?

Yeah, just for the Duke game. Yeah, I mean that I mean listen that would have been awesome. Uh, you know me and muzzling or notzzling Well, notzzling with the official my mom cursing up a storm my my wife Grabbing people on the bench yanking them off the court and then you know add Bob into the into the fall there

β€œIs he was he proud of you or was he secretly pissed off at you?”

No Bob's Bob's right of me. I mean, you know, listen Duke You know the Duke and and the hurl he's obviously it's complicated for me now and and obviously You know, I'm not beloved there I'm not sure that I ever you know ever was but Duke changed my brother's life and and you know, but Bob is I mean Bob was a thousand with me and I'm sure running around

Don't crazy when we want it. Yeah, because I was saying Between between how um how we saw that game end with the head nut's language we now know was a sign of ultimate affection And the market game like you might need somebody that's a get back coach like we see in football Who's job is to just like stand behind you hand on your belt like I've got a hold of it You're not going anywhere without me and it feels like Bob you would probably be a pretty effective holdback coach

Yeah, and I I've actually You know, I'll I'll pick a coach on staff. I actually Mike Nardi, you know former villain over You know stand out player and assist the coach. I actually said to him

You know at halftime because it was there was a foul discrepancy in the first half

Of our game yesterday and I I said to him at halftime. You like watch me You know like like you know watch me. I can ill afford to get to have an incident or get thrown out or have another viral situation so just like stay in my ear keep me calm And for the most part I actually was again until

Until that Nuzzling Have you ever seen the movie cone heads? That's that's like the most intimate thing that they do. Yeah It's just press four heads against each other It's actually how they how they procreate and I

Also got to give you credit coach like you're such a psycho on the sideline and we you know We actually some people don't like how much we defend you, but I love it

β€œI think it's it's great the great part of the tournament and college sports”

That was such a crazy clip to watch and I actually thought it was AI for about 10 for about 30 minutes this morning I was like there's just no way he knuzzled Yeah, but it turns out he did Yeah, we will defend Yeah, I no matter what happened just know that part of my take is a a pro hurley pod

pro dozzling pro dozzling pro coddling got listen guys aren't allowed to express their emotions anymore

Apparently it's a bad thing in society

So why don't we bet when we back off and actually use this as a teachable moment to say more more men should be in touch with their emotions like coach early Yes, and then have the level of control I have You know, but your sports guys I mean, what do you want you what do you want? You want you want a tent city you you want a motion you You know Yeah, competitive fire yeah, you want your coaches and your players looking at the game

Well not looking at it like it's a battle like it's war like it's The zero sum game that it is. I mean, it's killer be killed this time of year or an every game in college basketball

You know, and you know people that have never played sports, you know, I get all these these folks that comment on sports and you look at them and I size them up when I meet them

In person and it's like you're not a sports guy you didn't grow up playing, but you know This is what we've done in society, you know like that did the fact that we're not playing dodgeball In gym class and the you know even There should be some type of standardized test

I What happened to the SAT like we've gone so soft on young people that like you don't even have to go through like the pressure and stress of like having to prepare for that test

Take that test have to get a some type of a number

β€œWhat dodgeball and gym class or like yeah, you should be like the SAT there's there's the the math section”

There's the English section and then you got to stand there and we got to whip some whiffle balls at your head And see if you can hit a home run in a backyard or if you get a bat score on on the math section or the English section Have an opportunity to just like get mad and defend it and explain why you're great should be higher and why it's unfair that you got a bad grade Yeah, you don't think that this is gonna make people tougher and more resilient Yeah, this is life right afforded to be prepared to handle the things that come up in life

You can the ability to compete you know have to respond from Failure deal with pressure. Yeah, yeah, I saw your clip there was that went kind of viral the other day And I love the message of like the toughness and just you know it's a tough world out there and that's part of your job is is making sure that Your players are equipped for it and I think that people when we watch We see a guy go crazy on the sideline and you could tell me this but like the amount of time you spend with your guys

In the course of a season and we talk this is a theme we had with with Coach Iso where it's like hey They might yell at you they might go crazy, but the end of the day all the hours that we spend together and the love that they have for you

β€œThat's that's why you can do these moments. That's why you could have these moments where tough love can can be the the message being sent”

Yeah, if you do this job right, you know You have the impact of some what like a dad has on their son, you know like you you have the impact of a great an uncle or or you know the the impact of a coach on your life and the What they can model for you what they can instill in you, you know the discipline levels of the accountability You know the ability to you know be a be a great teammate be a you know

How to communicate with people You know just be a learn how to be a part of a team be able to handle failure success Just everything that you go through together and you know everything that you're trying to teach these guys because like You know like college is really the last place that these guys gonna learn anything you know like Once they get done with us and they go to the MBA or they go into the professional world

You know like the New York next are teaching you anything to be an MBA player you either are or you are And when you go into the real world it's it's the same thing you better be equipped To succeed and handle everything and yeah, I mean you got two responsibilities here you know you got a coach like a maniac

β€œBecause you have to win here to place like you come or else”

It's gonna go back so you know that explains you know my approach on game night Why I'm so maniacal why I'm so relentless why I coach every possession Why it's life or death to me because that's what it is on game night But then you also have that other aspect where you are you literally become one of the most important person in the young person's life and You know, I don't take that responsibility lightly

Yeah, you've got not only the you got on men's team. You got on women to team also back in the final four We we said the staff yesterday. I think it's the six time in the past 22 years that you can has had both teams in the final four Which is crazy have you had a chance to talk to Gino after the win?

Always, you know Gino is one of the first first people

He's got a chat with our staff, you know, we're all close with Gino, you know...

I remember when it first got here watch their practice watch our practice Pretty embarrassing Where we were at compared to them and they were taller if they'd even been us to which Was surprising, but yeah, surprising, but the yeah, he's a

Yeah, he's always the first one in your Gino as the man Gino is

Super supportive are our teams are like our besties We've they they share the training room. They spend a lot of time together I don't know if the relationship here has always been as good as it is between the women's team, but

But it is yeah, yeah, it sounds like I mean, I know that it used to be hyper competitive Which is probably good for both teams, but now it's like more collaborative It sounds like which continues to be a good thing and pretty incredible run and then the other thing was Caraband so Caraband I don't know if you know this, but he has the opportunity to do something that has not been done since the 1970s

β€œWin three championships while in college. I think well, it was at the two”

Larry the two Larry's as you say Larry's when Larry's did it in 1973. Have you talked to him about that because it's a pretty special thing that he's you know He came back after the the two titles and he's had his share of ups and downs over the course of last couple years But he finds himself yet again in the position to do that Yeah, I mean, we talked about it when he was going through the you know the pre-drift thing

Yeah, and he was really on the fence and You know because he was he was slated to go somewhere from 25 to 35 in the draft. So he was kind of in a in a tough tough spot Obviously and I all helps Especially if you could make kind of what you would make if you went in if you entered the draft now

β€œSo it doesn't become this financial thing and it was like I think he looked around at the roster that we put together”

And what we envisioned and so I think I got a chance to do it, but

So yes, so I want to come back and and go and try to do something that's never been done

Through historical things and he's come such a long way guys if you just saw them Just as a freshman just kind of how he presented Physically personality wise you would never think he'd get to where he is right now the way he presented was It maybe think that the game night, you know a socks or be yellow, you know like he's a socks or turn yellow Yeah, you got his leg. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he didn't have any swag now. He's got the beard. He's got the fade

You know Good-looking guy like the gut, but like freshman year was like eyebrows bushy, you know little bit of nose hair, you know like pale, you know like not have got a good haircut. He's come a little bit. Yeah, all right we got a couple last

β€œquestions one was did you know was in when braille the mones released it?”

I had a wit so he really said you're lying. I I I've been saying for about a week as as the

tournament was starting I've never won on a buzzer beater. I'm just saying it just randomly the different people

probably about eight or 10 different people but when the ball when they turned it over I saw Alex throw two and I saw I was tracking and I had a feel. Yeah, yeah, I mean it was the perfect shot. Yeah And then my last question, robot question. Are you show back dot com promo code take 20% off your first purchase Qsives polo's hoodies joggers shorts pants everything robot dot com you owe me a pair of pants because I came in my pants after the shot, but the real question is what

happened to your pants? You had you had a towel around your waist when you went into the lock room. Did you? Did you? Yeah, did you also? No, okay. No, I just kept them in the coaches locker room so then when they were done with the with the water celebration I was able to then put My sweaty underwear my swampy dragons it's cuz it's not like they were completely dry They just had avoided the water shower. Yeah, yeah, because that's your lucky underwear. Yeah, so the lucky dragon

So when I actually I went back in I put the socks on that was sweaty the underwear that was sweaty and then the protected blue suit that again is It's 17 and one right now or 18 and one that suit. Yeah, yeah, socks suit socks underwear and shoes

Or they're literally 18 and one I think in the tournament.

it'll choose to the shoes have like no sole left

like the shoes or there's nothing basically left on the bottom of them like a ballet slipper. Do you do a the same pregame meal too

Yeah, and what screwed me up a little bit was good was a lent you know Friday lent no meat. Yeah, you know, so that kind of feeling with God the with the spiritual side what you know if so if I had a pork chop, you know on a Saturday and we won then you know the night before a game I can't have what I was normally having let was kind of you're God over my superstitions. Yeah, and then this this weekend. Do you have a

place picked out for mass on Sunday? Well, yeah, I mean I've got to go on on Easter so we'll find the place there my my wife went to a Palm Sunday service we couldn't get there because it was our shooter on time but she came home and gave gave me a

β€œlucky palm which I think another another person to church gave her after mass and said”

this is going to be like your lucky palm she made her into a cross and gave it to you. That's that's pretty special. Yeah, that is you got to pick out. Yeah, pick out a good church for Easter Sunday. Yeah, that's going to be important. Yeah, I got to find one. Yeah, they got some good ones and then yeah. Yeah, well coach, you're the best we love having you on and best luck in any

apolis if things go well we'll we'll have you back on in a week and a half and uh it's just always

fun to watch you make sports fun so we appreciate it so much and thank you thank you for beating Duke. I appreciate it it was I barely slept last night I watched every highlight a thousand times so I appreciate it. It was a good moment for America. Yeah, you know like we've been we've been at each other's thoughts everybody hates each other there's a lot of you know constant bickering but it was great to

β€œsee the nation unite around one thing we can all believe in. Yeah, that's that's Duke losing in the”

NCAA tournament and it was the best possible way it was so good and to have you be the guy that did it. Yeah, it was it was perfect. So thank you. If you did any podcast recommendations I listen to all the Duke fan podcasts this morning so I have them all. I'm most of put people at a tough spot because obviously a lot of people on a route against Duke because they're you know because of what they've been able to do but then you also have the people that hate you. Yeah, me so I just did two worlds collided yesterday

and uh look what happened. For me it was great and there was a man. Cinema theater. Yeah, it was it was perfect. Did you see the Duke student broadcast where they tried to get a technical foul called on your bench for running onto the court? Yeah. One of the people that were calling

for a technical foul on me like somebody I came out of you. Yeah, those are people who've never seen

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finger blasted by Billy Strings before he was famous. Rattled. Yeah. That's awesome.

Maybe laugh. I mean, good for her. Lucky girl. Yeah, he does have amazing. Yeah, he's a finger picker.

That's what he does. Good for, just don't do it. The man knows how to say it. Don't, yeah. Don't try to do anything else. Also, how does that cover? How does it get brought up? Well, maybe he was like, I like Billy Strings and she's like tough. Imagine if he was, imagine if he was watching Billy Strings in his living room and it was like zoomed in on him just ripping a song. And he's like, oh, I know those fingers. Yeah. I'd recognize those anywhere. He's probably

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why, why must y'all always make sexual into a new endos when the topic is not sexual,

nor would there ever be anything sexual between us? Just think in your head so you don't have to end up screenshot the girls group with a gross emoji. You're not, they're not platonic. And you're also like, welcome to having guy friends like that. You're not a real girl with guy friends. Yeah. But also, if they're making a bunch of sexual and you endos, they probably want to bang. And that's also, that's what guys do. Yeah. They're testing the waters. Yeah. And they're around

you and they're like, hey, maybe if she laughs at my joke about penises, that means that she

β€œwants to see mine. Guys talk like this. That's how we talk. Right, Zach?”

Some guys talking. Yeah. Yeah. Go guys chatting. Speaking of guys, there were speaking of Zach apologies. Hey, guys. Okay. I find myself being deeply attracted to Zach.

Yeah. How can I fix it? Well, first of all, take a number. Yeah. And get in line.

How can you fix this? You can't until you've had them. You need to have them. You're just going to be thinking about them until you do. Zach, what are we doing? We can come on. Let's get out there. Like, you're, you're a good looking dude. That's that's very nice. You saved me. I appreciate it. Yeah. Same to you. What is a Hansen Paul? No, but we're like, let's get out there. We got a prospects. Get out there. Uh, I'm not really, I'm not,

prospectless. I'd say I'm, I'm out there. Okay. Good. Yeah. You know, if you're happy, I'm happy. I don't care.

Is that, you know, how we discussed maybe getting you out of the apartment fo...

You only doubled down. I go an hour. I'd like to see you slow down, but it's not, it was like a crazy.

Maybe, we're about one day to month. One, one day calendar month for the summer time. I did for you guys. Starting, maybe starting April. I'd love to make new friends. I can do that. Okay. One day to month.

β€œBy the way, the friends. We got all fun friends. Remember that. Yeah. No, I'm very excited. I've had a lot of people”

reach out. No, I know, I know, I can't, I can't take someone that's like cold calling me as a friend. It has to be a natural organic friendship. Yeah. The whole point is it has to be a friend that does not listen to the podcast. Yeah. I have an eye. I have my eyes on what a friend. I'm just nervous about broaching the subject. Does he know that you're into him? No. It's like a secret crush. It's easy for me to guide the gas station around the corner. And I just, I, I want to just, like,

I do, can we be friends? Wait, that works, that the gas station? Yeah. Yeah. I don't think he speaks English. But we'll get through that. I'll tell you what, driving the El Camino in the summer is, it's very easy to meet old dads. Yeah. I did, they're going to be coming up to me. Yeah. You'll get a friend. Yeah. Hey, boys, love to show. I've been listening for seven years. You guys are the best. My husband travels for work in the only state of hotels with hottups. He's a big hot tub guy.

He authored out of going into a hot tub that already had three dudes in it. My question for you, guys, how many guys it's too many guys in the hot tub? Does it make a difference if you're friends, family, or what, what if it's a strange situation? We'll love to hear your thoughts. Thanks, go paths.

β€œFriends unlimited. Everyone getting the tub. That's how big the hot tub is. Yeah, but you can just see if you're,”

you're like, I'm going to pass, but everyone getting the tub. Fuck it. If you're in one of those tubs, if you're in, like, a vacation where you walk by the tub, I think you just need a specific space that you can sit, that you feel it out. And I also think three might be too many to join. If it's two guys and they know each other, then you can join. If it's three guys, even, and they're all friends having conversation, you can slink in as like the random forth across the way

from there. But if there's like three already random guys that are in there sitting in silence, that to me feels like just keep walking. I don't want to be the fourth random guy. Or if you're like, um, at the four seasons in LA, and there's a couple, uh, trying to enjoy like a really nice romantic night. And it's, it's you, it's me, PFT and Hank, you get in and then you have a big loud argument and try to dunk each other. You started to happen. Yeah, you start talking about what type of

sporting equipment you would want in your house if you had all the money in the world. Oh, we give a free podcast. Yeah. Now you can also talk about your own beat and drive them out of the hot tub. Can't make the club in the tub. What's your own beats? Probably the other guy that's in the tub. Yeah, get healthy. Okay. All right. Uh, last one, what's up, big cat, PFT and South Paul Hank with the masters right around the corner of had this thought for a while now and just had to

get it to you guys. Let's go. Every golf course should have the 18th hole be a short part five for the casual shitty golfer. It gives them the life and hope that they enjoy the round if they can make it on in two and have an eagle birdie chance. So they keep going out to play for the pro tour just adds to the drama of a final group on Sunday that you can be two shots back

the leader and have a chance to eagle. I love this. It's a very, very good idea. Incredible like

when I design a golf course, it's going to have this. Like a 225 yard par five. It would be incredible that's too short. You'll lie. That's a little point. But you know what, short, it's like 400 yards. No. Here's a thing. Two 25 in my entire career playing golf, which has been about. Well, it's like that. It's super short. It's been about two years playing golf. Every single time I've asked is this a par four. What was the

β€œother person has been in years? Like two and a half years? Yeah. Pretty much. What's the issue there?”

Sorry. Continue. He's been playing for a longer or less. He thinks I've been playing for longer. Seriously two and a half years. That's a pro tune as a pro only less than a year. Yeah, true. Yeah, that's a rotational. True. But you know what I'm saying? How many times have I asked you

is this a par four? Yeah. And the answer is always, yes it is. I'm always hoping that it's a

par five. I've never once been right asking is this a par four a par five. I would like very much for that last hole to be the one that I'm right at. I love this. Four hundred, four hundred, thirty yard par four. Everybody's on and two for the most part. Well, what about like a 170 yard par four? Yeah. That would work too. Yeah. Everyone drives the green. Yeah. Okay. Good show boys. 70. 56 21. 23. Let me go four. I got injured on the corner of that. I'm 23. Oh, you got injured.

Kind of like John B.

Oh, sorry. The major rule. Oh, Jacob. We're taking him, sir. Six seven.

β€œOkay. Of course. Oh. Jacob. 23. That's it.”

Oh my god. 81 81 81 anyone anyone anyone anyone anyone anyone anyone anyone anyone anyone anyone anyone. Let's do one more.

Somebody picked 81 last time. This won't pick anyone last time. No. All right. 23.

β€œThree. Same numbers. Last one. Three. Yeah. 85 85 85. Love you guys. Happy birthday to Hank's brother.”

Also happy birthday to Sean Taylor. The best football, my favorite football player of all time in

Hank's brother. Kind of sad that I wish Hank's brother happy birthday before he did, but that's kind of how it goes.

β€œI asked you to wish him a birthday. No, I actually had him on my list already. Oh, nice. Yeah.”

I've heard that I had him on toya and Susan Boyle. [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music]

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