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Johnny Kapahala: Back on Board

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Johnny Kapahala is back, but where are the waves?! Will and Sabrina are watching “Johnny Kapahala: Back on Board” starring Brandon Baker and Jake T. Austin. This film premiered in 2007 as...

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Hi Sabrina. Hey Will. Were you excited for this one? I got my new dad Hawaiian shirt, but I did not do it.

I mean, of course, you need to have one departi during the day and one departi at night.

Everybody knows that about it. That's true, that's true. But I know you were such a fan of the first one. I know. And I was nervous.

I was nervous. Okay. Nervous going into it. I was nervous going in and leaving it at that. I was. I was so nervous because I was like,

you know, this is, this is my top three. This is my Mount Rushmore, you know, of the, the deacombs for me. You love this.

You know, and we all know a second one doesn't, it doesn't always mean it's as good,

or better, or the same, you know. I just, I was nervous, especially because you know what? I love myself some brand of things. I know. I know. We don't, we all do and he's friend of the show.

So what we'll get into it. Well, for sure, all right. Welcome back to magical rewind. The show that makes you want to grab your friends, your PJs, and your popcorn. And go back to a time when all the houses were smart.

The waves, tsunamis, too. See what I just did there. Yeah. And the house, I said, houses, welcome back to the show. I'm well for now.

And I was the brain of Brian, Aloha. Aloha, Aloha, yes. It is time to surf the turf and take on a long-boarded, long-requested sequel. We're trading in the waves for dirt to watch the 2007

sequel to Johnny Sonami. Now with a more fitting title, Johnny Capahala, back on board. Okay. So we talked about, I'm not even going to get into it yet.

We're back.

We're back. We're, we're, we're, we're doing some sequels. We've been here a while, but this was when I was nervous for you because for our producers, this would be like we did double-teamed two. So I, uh, I don't think that's quite as fair. You loved it. You loved Johnny Sonami.

You loved it, but it's because it was a great movie. It was a great movie. It was a great movie. Double-teamed, double-teamed, so much. Uh, this movie debuted on the Disney Channel. June 8th, 2007, a whopping eight years after the original.

Talk about striking while the Iron is cold. That is quite a down period for the series.

You have to wonder if kids watching the channel in 2007

even knew the first movie existed. I mean, again, that's the thing about Disney Channel. Eight years later, if you watched it even at eight. Yeah, you're probably still not watching Disney Channel at 16. Maybe, but probably not.

It's very niche, so it's a new generation that have their eyes on this. Now franchise, it's true. That's probably why they didn't call it Johnny Sonami 2, because there was no recognition.

Further in that point, Johnny Capahala back on board brought in only 1.8 million viewers,

which is a very disappointing number for the era. Keep in mind in 2007, that same year, twitches to this time with personal, brought in about 7 million viewers, and high school musical to broke every record of the world possible with 17.2 million. So 1.8 million, it was like I watched it by myself.

Now, though the movie's essence is based in Hawaii. It was actually shot in New Zealand, more specifically West Auckland. This is a trade we've seen before. And a common move by de-combs looking, you know, for Hawaii. So for some reason, they go to a much farther away place.

It has to be a money thing, it has to be a money thing. Absolutely. And it's going to become our new Toronto to be. Yes, it is, it is. Exactly, we've got, now we've got to add New Zealand to the mix, but we need a three-sided coin, which I don't know if we're going to be able to find.

And we should address the elephant in the room right now, the movie is not about surfing. That's right, this movie is sequel to a film about surfing is about mountain boarding.

Right, had you ever heard of mountain boarding before this movie?

I hadn't, I hadn't. Well, it was really popular for this one month in 2007. I don't know why though. It was cool. This was the coolest, like, I was like, wow, so dangerous. Kind of disagree. Really?

Yes, part of it looks cool, but then when the board detached your feet, they could do one trick move. They could spin. Okay. Like, you're on a skateboard, you can do a whole bunch of stuff.

I guess if you're in a pipe, you can do this, I guess. If you can really, good, you could do the same stuff you do on a snowboard, because you're attached to a snowboard. Yes, but to me, it wasn't an idiot, because it looked so much more dangerous than snowboarding.

In the sense that rocks and just, like, the snow at least, especially if you're not going off terrain, like, in the, in the snow, you're not going off the path. That's kind of, you, what is it groomed, right? And you're going to, like, the Woody Wood area of a snowboard.

So, I guess, like, scary, but this was like, there's no way to groom it. That was literally just, like, go find a mountain. Yeah. Find the ditches in the mountain, don't find them, hit them correctly. Don't hit them. This was dangerous, yeah. Super dangerous.

I guess you're right. I guess you're right. If you, if, if you, like, snowboarding, this would be a natural progression. You could kind of do it. But they tried this with skiing too.

They tried land skiing in, like, the 80s, and it just never worked.

So, anyway, that's a fine video of that. You do, it's really funny because they're, they're, like, in their shorts, and everything, like, we're land skiing, and it just didn't look good. The entire cast, by the way, had to learn how to mountain board, which is no easy task. But the movie employed some mountain board experts

to not only help, but double for jumps and stunts. We've got a Coney comma, who's the main consultant, Leon Robbins, Cody Stewart, Jared Cronin, Ryan Slater, Ben Toulman, and Joe Lowery, who, of course, are all household mountain boarding names, a few ask names. The D-com also got a home video and DVD release, something that was more successful than the Lousy Premier, just a few months after the

airing, on October 9th. Now, without spoiling your thoughts on the movie,

do you still wish it was about surfing because it was such an important part of the first movie?

Yes. Me too. Why the fuck would you not do this about surfing? Even if we could have just gotten a couple more surfing moments, just, just a little, I really felt that was lacking. Uh, yeah, I felt a jack the same way as you did. Surf, making it about surfing. Especially knowing the one thing that I did know about this movie was it was filmed in New Zealand,

because it pulled us back on board, so it was a little bit like I was waiting for it to happen

and it just never did. Johnny Sinami, too. It's about crocheting, like what?

So now, musically, the sequel did feel more Disney channel than maybe the actual movie did. The soundtrack featured the one and only Joe Bros, who were signed to Hollywood records at the time,

The song "Hold On" from their 2007 self-titled album, and it was used in a mo...

and I'm sure most of our producers sang along with it the second it came on.

We also hear plain white teas of hey their Delilah fame and music from two bands. We know nothing about white awake and dark black t-shirt, which I'm kidding. That's not, that was a joke. T-squad is the other one. Worth noting here, one of the members of T-squad was Boobu Stewart, who we'd later see as Jay in the descendants franchise. Wow. Comes back around. And despite the rough reception, Johnny Kappa Hala back on board did win

two awards, the humanities prize for children's live action, and award the original movie was nominated for, but didn't win, and it's weird that that didn't, the first one didn't win, but this one did. And it won the WGA Award for children's long-form script. It also won the award for

only mountain boarding movie ever made. I think it would be safe to say that we're not talking

out of school. Johnny Kappa Hala was negatively received, especially when you take into consideration, that the original film is considered a absolute decomplastic. We all loved it. Great movie. Okay. So obviously, both of us knew this movie existed. We've been giddy about it for quite some time. So let's just take some time to remind you that we interviewed the star of the original Johnny Sonami and this movie, Brandon Baker, right here on magical rewind,

just search for us in any streaming service, and here all the memories just shoot in the first film.

What it was like, he's so cool. We loved him. Friend of the show. He's undoubtedly going to be knighted at some point by us. He is great. And he can marry you. Yes. Like me. He is an ordained minister. If you are looking for a minister or an ordained minister in Colorado. Yeah. Or he'll travel. Because he's got bored. Yeah. He's got bored. So he can come. Now it's time to don your dirt devil's uniform and get to thrashing because here's the synopsis.

Back in Hawaii, for his grandfather's wedding, Johnny Kappa Hala meets his new 12-year-old uncle, Chris, a rebellious mountain border who starts an all-out turf war and leads everyone in the competition to save the family business. Woo. Lot going on there. Sabrina, it's time to face

the music. Early thoughts. Johnny Kappa Hala back on board. What did you think of the movie?

You know, again, this 100% for me was one of those movies I laid into the nostalgia of the first movie. I had not seen it. And I was just positively watching this and the game-grade thoughts. I was like, it was one of those movies where if it wasn't horrific, I was going to love it. If it wasn't just that awful, awful, terrible, so many holes like if it wasn't super terrible, I was going to love it. And that's where I stand. Okay. This was how you will. This was not a good movie.

Oh, this was not a good movie. This was not a good movie. This was not a good one. First of all, brand-of-baker, awesome. Can do no wrong. He was phenomenal in the first movie. He was phenomenal in the second movie. Most of the cast was good. Yes. The little kid was not. Really? Oh, God. First of all, the character was annoying and you just wanted to slap him. Oh my gosh. That was the thing about the first movie. They took, so they were supposed to, in my head, the way they

pitched this movie was, we want to give brand-of-baker's character his own version of himself when

he was a kid. Right. Somebody who's moved out of everything he knows. He's really struggling with it. He is kind of kind and mentor the guy and then he finds this new niche thing in this case. It's mountainboarding. They didn't do that at all. Because the thing we loved about the first one was, no matter what situation you put him in, he was super nice. He was sharing his magazine with the bellies at school. He was positive. He was having great time. This kid was such a little,

I wanted him to fall down the gorge. I hated him. Not only that, but the actor was smiling and laughing through every scene he was in, which took me right out of the movie. He's trying to say his lines, but he's got a smile on his face. He's trying to make it look like it was just, and I know we've seen him in other things that he was better. He was not good in this movie. And it took me right out of the film. So the acting wasn't good for the little kid and the character was,

I hate it. Yeah, the character was not a likable character and any sense. Even towards the end, I wasn't really necessarily happy that it worked out. You know what I mean? For an atmosphere. No sense. The race at the end is unmotivated. It makes no sense. We're racing to see which one of us can sell these boards in a store. I mean, none of this made sense to me. And it hurt my heart

because I loved the first one. I love Brandon Baker. He's amazing. The grandfather,

everybody, I was so happy to see them all back. And then they kind of, I don't blame them for it. They did this with the story. And I was not a fan. But anyway, we'll get into that. The director was Eric Bross, a new name to the podcast. At the time, Bross had recently come off

A big TV movie, Martha Behind bars, starring Simple Shepherd as Martha Stewart,

in her big tax fraud court case. Fun fact, my uncle Bobby was her lawyer. Wow. Yeah. My dad's best friend. He also, he's gone now. But Bob Moreville, a great guy. He also directed the movie on the line, starring Lance Bass and featuring a cameo from 90s wrestler China. Bross is still working. Most recently, directing a hallmark movie called Rome in Love. A 2013 lifetime film featuring Dali Parton called a country Christmas story and a 2012 blue lagoon reboot called The Awakening.

And like we mentioned, Brandon Baker, the man himself returns now eight years older and basically

a grown adult. He stepped right back into the shoes of Johnny Kappa Hall of the main character, even though the original movie was called Johnny tsunami, his grandfather's nickname. And that's

not the only controversy with the name. You may remember the spelling of Kappa Halla is very

confusing. In the title, it was one P, but in the credits, two P's. Get it together, Disney. This is one of Disney's biggest mysteries. Brandon, of course, got his big break at 12 years old. When he played mogulie in the straight to video Disney sequel to the jungle book, mogulie story, Baker was also seen in even Stevens, the proud family and Boston public. Like we said, don't be a chicken, let Brandon marry you. He's an awesome dude and he's welcome here anytime.

He was great in this movie. And the new Disney channel generation is represented by Jake T.

Austin. He plays step uncle Chris and this was a rough one for me. It is best known as Max Russo on Wizards Wavilly Place where he was great. He was a channel favorite bringing his character to the show's eventual decom and the sweet life on deck. He's also the voice of Diego in the door of the Explorer universe and Fernando in Rio and Rio too. He's a very good actor. There's a lot of very good actors that sometimes don't work with the right people, the right director, the right

whatever. And sometimes the performance is in grade in this one needed some work. Carrie here, Yuki Tagawa also returns as the big guy himself, Johnny Sonami Tagawa was a cult favorite character actor, mostly because he played Shang Tsung in the 1995 Mortal Kombat movie. Mortal Kombat. Great movie. And most of the video game since, any appear to movies like W7 licensed to kill, 2001's Planet of the Apes and most famously the 1987 critically beloved

film The Last Emperor. In 2015 he had a nice return to TV as, I hope I do apologize if I butcher this

name, Nobu Suke Tagomi. I believe it's how you say it in the TV show The Man in the High Castle,

but very sadly and such a big loss for Hollywood. He passed away last year at the age of 75 and that one seriously hurt my heart. Another former magical rewind guest and friend of the podcast, Robin Lively plays Carla, the much younger future bride of Johnny Sonami. She was not in the original movie and was a real get for Disney, honestly. We spoke to her on this podcast for another Disney

channel original movie The Legend. Oh, it's I'm saying it. I'm saying it with a smile. I always do

buzz bucket. That's right. Lively was an always busy young actor appearing in Wildcats, Creticid, Part 3, Chicago Hope and the Colt classic Teen Witch. So take that. Yes. She continues to act on shows like 911, Lone Star, Cobra Kai where she revisited her Creticid lore. The good doctor, the bad doctor, the okay doctor and she's now shown up on one of TV's biggest hits, Landman. She's also married to the great Bart Johnson of high school musical fame. He's a large

man in person, too. And we released his podcast right here on this very feed. And Lively wasn't the only Creticid alum in this movie. We have Yuji Okamoto returning as the dad Pete Kapahala Okamoto was in a bunch of classic 80 movies. Okay. I'm just going to list these movies and this might as well be called Will's greatest hits of all time because they're awesome movies like real genius Creticid 2 and my favorite of all time better off dead. Ah, where he played, please tell me you

seem better off dead. Oh my god. So pretty. No. Okay. Well, it's phenomenal. He plays one of two drivers and he just talks like Howard Cousel, drag racing with a young John Couset every time they appear at the same stoplight. He would also return to his Creticid roots on Cobra Kai from his 25 episodes and appeared in the movie's inception in Pearl Harbor and man do I want to talk to him. Okay. All this Creticid talk is maybe one around house kick anyone who likes movies longer than 90 minutes.

We all know that's the target we're looking for. What it comes to like theorem, magical rewind people. So let's see what Johnny Kapahala back near the board, near your board,

all about the board came in at. It's 90 minutes. Oh, I remember. Call the authorities. We have hit

the target people. I'd like to thank the cast and crew, but really it's all cousin me. 90 minutes people. You're welcome. We actually speak of the team. We have four writers on this movie, which is a real team effort. There's Annie D. Young, her career started on honey. I shrunk the kids the TV show and she was behind a few decons returned to Halloween town. They recently reviewed Princess Protection Program, Star Struck, and 2014's Girl vs Monster, which I think was her last

Credit on IMDV.

including return to Halloween town, and another one called the Ron Clark story, starring Matthew

Perry. His last credit was also in 2014. And then there's Anne Austin, who wrote the original

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Okay, so now the shop is opening soon. It's time to destroy the dirt devils and get into

Johnny Kappa Halla back on board. We open on a snowy hilltop as our hero, Johnny Kappa Halla is prepping to snowboard and reminds the audience all about who he is. He realizes 90% of the viewers have forgotten the details of the movie they watch eight years ago

or never saw in the first place. So let's just consider this a very

needed reestablishing shot. Apple Halla moved from sunny Hawaii to snowy Vermont and traded the surfboard for a snowboard. Then it's revealed that he's on the edge of a cliff, hundreds of feet above the ground. He's teetering off the edge floating with death. He eventually loses his balance and rockets to his death screaming the whole way down. But instead of crashing headfirst, we transition to a sunny beach. Kappa Halla is now surfing on a surfboard. Still in a heavy jacket

and winter gear, he wipes out and we hear someone calling his name. He wakes up at the back of the car sweating. He was, of course, having a nightmare. His parents are driving and they're back in Hawaii for his grandpa Johnny Sunami's wedding. They're excited to be back but it's a little weird because he hasn't met the fiancee Carla and the even bigger issue it is. She has a mysterious son named Chris. So now Johnny's dad has a brother. I guess and Johnny has a new

uncle. That's all we know at this point. He is an uncle. Johnny's parents plan on staying in the city for a few days so they've set up a ride for Johnny to get to his grandpa's early and it's his

buddy Sam from the first movie. Somebody you definitely don't remember at all because we don't

remember him and we got paid to watch this movie recently. So, did you remember Sam? Sam was, this was a recast. Was originally the military guy. Yes, the military. It's still a plane, right, right, yes. But this wasn't the same actor? No. Well then I do remember the character. I thought this was a different guy. The character, it just, the recast looks nothing like the original actor. It was very convenient. It was awesome in that movie. Maybe he just didn't want to do it.

I'm assuming, I'm assuming that's what it was. The other thing, he literally other than the bat

mobile. That might be the coolest car I've ever seen in my life. I did. Okay. Such a great car. It's a Jeep, I think. I didn't even like cut to ask Jordan because Jordan loves cars too to ask us like I'm going to wait because I know Will's going to love this car because it's looking like a Bronco that they have nowadays like when people take off the whole top. So the Broncos? Yeah. I think it's a stretch out Jeep, but I don't really like red cars, but that red and orange

combo with the doors and everything up. Oh, that was it. It was it was it was it was it was it. And that's one of my favorite things when I'm at like in Hawaii and you're driving into it from the airport and you're seeing so many people on this jeep for the top saw. Yeah, my brother had working it out. Oh, it's so gloomy. It was it was great. So anyway, Johnny is very excited to see the new guy playing his old friend who was living in Iceland for the last four years, but just

move back. They drive off to a tsunamis for the big weekend, but running to some bat on the way that kind of look like skateboarders, but that they were also stuck in the matrix. The boards are longer, and they look like they're all wearing Y2K Oakley sunglasses. Johnny isn't intrigued by this new alien sport. Eventually, Sam gets to a tsunamis, which is now a beautiful modern paradise.

It's gorgeous. In the first movie, you sort of lived a bit like a pig, but apparently in the last

eight years, you got really into HGTV programming and did some new construction, I guess, because it's the home is nice. No one's home, and Johnny is shocked to see his old room is still a messy boys bedroom, but with none of his things. So we still don't know what's going on, little weird. I mean, while we see a young little white kid surfing, wiping out over and over and over again, he quickly gets up and walks back to the beach. He thinks surfing is stupid and complains to what

appears to be his teacher, an older man in a hat, who is Johnny tsunami. Welcome back, buddy. It's good to see you again. The little brat hops his way off of the sand. He's such a little copahala and his grandpa now with a new short hair vibe, lovingly reunite. It was nice to see them back together again. Back at the house, tsunami meets Carla. He's about to be grandma, who was younger

Than his mom, and the issue of age in this movie is a little confusing am I r...

lot of are they called May December romances. There's quite a lot of weird age stuff in this movie.

Well, either way, Carla is very pretty and much younger. She's Robin Lively, who seems very much in love with Johnny tsunami and made Huli Huli chicken for dinner. Have you ever had Huli Huli chicken do you do we know what Huli Huli chicken is? I want it. I want it. I want it. I'm down to try it. I'm down to try it. I am too. I saw the funniest reel this morning where a guy just

looks in the camera and said nobody told me that adult life is basically just trying to figure

out what to do with ground beef and chicken every night for the rest of your life. Which is absolutely what it is. So Huli Huli chicken, love it. Let's figure it out. Carla says that she rented a house down the street, but it's small. So her son, this Chris, everyone is so concerned about lives at Johnny tsunami's. She hopes that's okay. Kapahala says he's actually excited to meet

Chris. He's never had an uncle before and usually relates well to adults, but that pouting little

comes back from the surf lesson and stomping down the stairs. This is Chris. He is a 12-year-old uncle because this movie is a mess when it comes to age-appropriate relationships. So Nami takes Kapahala to meet Uncle Chris, who's playing video games in his room and Chris barely pays attention. Keep this in mind because eventually he grows as a character. No, doesn't grow at all. He's always in. Later on, the two Johnny's regroup outside to talk about dealing with Chris Kapahala.

Everybody's optimistic though that the two boys will get along eventually. Either way, tsunami is so happy his grandson has come back for his big day. But later when Kapahala wants to catch some waves, tsunami doesn't have time and that's weird in itself because he never says

notice surfing, but he is a big day of important business to take care of and takes Kapahala

along for the ride, which we've got to say Kapahala and tsunami because otherwise they're just Johnny's. Yes. It's hard. They pull, I guess I could say John, but it's not the same. They pull to an oil, he can't. It's not John. John tsunami. It's not all enough to be a Johnny. They pull up to an old surf shop that Carlos Father left her when he passed away. It's the reason she actually moved to Hawaii. So Nami is going to help her get it up and running and she needs to help

because the inside is okay. This is where I start to go like, wait, what? So the inside was a disaster area. Keep that in mind. It was just it was look like it had good bones to be a store, but it obviously wasn't set up in any way shape or form. That a lot of work to do. I was like, okay, cool. We're going to see the transition. Carlos inside hard at work, but Uncle Chris is across the street hanging out with some friends at a dirt boarding shop. So Nami suggests that maybe Kapahala

should go babysit his uncle across the street who is currently watching a bunch of bad skate, little ramps and act tough. Johnny introduces himself and Johnny introduces himself and meets the dirt dimples. It's whole team. There's an owner and older bro Troy, and then there's the leader, Jared, and you got Bo, Spidey, and Rooster. Now Sabrina, you get to pick for the rest of your life. I'm calling you either Spidey or Rooster, which one do you want? I think I'd have to go a

Spidey. Rooster is just like me. I kind of dig Rooster. I'll be Rooster and you'll be Spidey. All right. That's what we open our breakfast shop. It'll be Spidey and Roosters. If someone just randomly nicknamed me Spidey, I would spider the man them all the time. Just like shoot my Wes. I don't want to know what I do. If somebody called me Rooster, all of a sudden, you know where they came from. They're exactly. And then there's also a very pretty girl named

Val that quickly captures Johnny's attention. And we have now done so many episodes of magical rewind that halfway through the movie last night, I texted Sabrina and went, was Rose on our show. I can't remember. And then I was conflating it because she and I hung out in Hawaii at a con with my wife. And that's how I knew her so well. So I don't think we've had

her on the show. I think that's how I knew it. But the funny part is you have asked me

who I have never met her. And I said, I don't think so. But then after you said that I'm going,

we maybe. Exactly. I can't remember. I don't think we have. But she looks familiar. I think. I mean, I scrolled and scrolled and scrolled and scrolled on our magical rewind. No, we have it. And I do not think we have. It has been official. We have it. It's just actually no or in real life. That's the weird thing about being an actor. It's like, have we talked or do I know you in real life? Have we worked together? I don't know. So I knew Rose. She's very sweet.

The Dutch. She's also a fellow dirt border. The dirt borders act like mainland thugs hardly welcoming the surfer back, which is weird. And the godfather of the mountain boarding team, Troy, exclaiming, they bring the dirt. I supply the devil. That was such a weird line. I had to write that one down. All right, Troy. Yeah. You see their tough guy. Eventually, Johnny is invited into their shop and shown around. It is much cooler and darker than the Warzone Carla inherited.

Troy is planning on taking the squad out for a tour one day and letting them see the world. Johnny says he's skateboarded. By the way, this is a whole group of kids that don't,

If I'm getting this right, it's a whole group of kids that don't want to live...

Right. Or at least we could say despise surfing. They think surfing is super dumb in Hawaii. Let me just say it. This isn't to be, I have, that was, I was lucky enough to have like, that was our kind of our summer vacation that we went to quite often and we'd get to chance

to, you know, on the beach where I had never met a local that had didn't love. Like, maybe they

weren't a great surfer, but they all loved the culture of, it's part of the Hawaiian culture. It like, well, they're connected to the ocean in a way that we'll never be. They might not be surferers, but they loved the water. But they also loved hiking, but just because they like hiking and doing things on land had no reflection of like, hating. No. Honestly, they have a good connection to their land that we will never understand.

Right. And it's one of those things where it was weird to have a group of white kids in this movie that are like, we essentially don't want to be here, run by a guy who's trying to get out too. It was just, I don't know, it was strange. It was a little off-putting. A little off-putting,

but anyway, and that's why I was like, oh, really, there's going to be basically no surfing in

the Johnny Kappa Hall of Surfing movie. And I was like, okay, I guess I'm just going to have to deal with that.

It'd be like point break without they're being a point break. Come on! Didn't get it. Anyway, Johnny says he skateboards, but while on Hawaii, he's all about surfing. Troy thinks riding waves is boring, and the dirt devils explain when you stack, you don't float, you bleed, which I think in young translates to, when you fall down, you can get hurt. Cutie Val invites him to ride with the team for the day, and to Uncle Chris's dismay,

Johnny accepts. We cut to a montage of the dirt devils doing their thing, and it looked pretty awesome. It did. I get where you're saying, it doesn't seem like there's much to do with it, but it was cool looking. Right. Right. However, like you got to keep in mind, when it comes to snowboarding, like what I snowboard, I just cruise down the mountain. I am not hitting those. Right. Yeah, that's true. The this and the that. Yeah. I just love cruising down the mountain. This is not something you

could do if you were to enjoy a cruise. There's no cruise. It also looks like it's just bashing your knees.

That's what I mean. It looks so dangerous and so hard. It looked like a very,

very hard sport to actually be good at. And it also look, I mean, as far as we know, unless, and again, we talk about micro worlds on this podcast all the time. Unless there's something we don't know about,

it never took off. Like, I don't know a whole bunch of mountain borders that hang out. Like,

I'm guessing it's a thing, but I'm guessing it's a very small niche group of people that like mountain like mountain like mountain losing. Like, well, I do that. How do you get into that? I'll talk about later, because I am a world. I'm number seven in the world that mountain losing right now. So. Okay. I'm a pretty well, I must be because everyone in no calls me a loser. See what I just did. Yes. See what I just did. That's all here. You're such a loser. You're such a loser.

You're like, I know. I'm such an extreme loser. Thank you very much. That is, yeah, that's me. So yes, there looks like they're going like a hundred miles an hour on this huge grassy mountain. They're pulling off some jumps. Again, they can just kind of flip around. But this is where I had a bit of a problem with the directing. I did not like the directing of the action stuff, the the quick cuts. And that's just a personal thing. I do not like quick cuts if you can see a wheel here,

but you can't really see anybody doing things and he's putting CP atones over the thing. Like,

he's got a 1980s camcorder and it was like, yeah, I wasn't digging. I think to make that camcorder

makes sense, it needed to be like, you know, every, not every, but a lot of times it was like kind of extreme groups has like a videographer that's there. Yeah, sure. I'm doing it. So I needed a character to do something like that to make that a little bit more. But also, I felt like I gave it grace with the cuts because to me, again, this seems like one of the most extreme and dangerous micro world sports that we've seen. But it sounds like they have the eight guys who can do it on the cast.

Like they brought in something that they brought in all the eight dudes that can actually do. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but they were doing like they were, I have one thing in my spring of season. Like, is so obvious to me, but it wasn't like they could get Brandon to be able to do much of this. They were more so than the most more so than the snowboarding and we know that he told us that they were being dragged up the mountain that you can't do it with this one. So I feel like they

had cut around it. Had to cut around it more so than our rollerblading stuff we've seen of their skateboarding. Like there was no way to show and make it make sense or real probably where it's all that these actors were doing any of this. Because there gets you be killed.

They're like, how do you not knock out a tooth every time you try to do this ...

it was crazy. Yeah, it's impressive. But again, I don't think it took off and we could be wrong.

We could get in data with people like dude mountainboarding is a great thing in the world, which I mean. I don't know. I don't mean X games. Me neither. Before am I not digs us any more. Right. I'm wondering it's like if they, if anybody has a mountain board anymore, a couple of haul of then warrants uncle Chris, they aren't allowed to skate on this hill and questions if these guys are even his friends, especially because they haven't made them an official

dirt devil yet, which again, I just kept thinking of the vacuum cleaner. They bigger than they both ride the hill of full speed, leading to a total wipeout from Capitol Holler right in front of all the batters. That'll help some up at the guys rub the crash in his face and these were pretty weak bad guys of him honest. Yeah, Jared informs Chris to join the devils he'll need to impress him and then Troy and to do that, they've got to face the toilet bowl. That'll think that's way too

much, but the guys love the idea. And so now little uncle Chris dares down the massive downhill of the dirt that we can assume is the toilet bowl. I'm happy that he didn't mean an actual toilet bowl. Chris looks terrified. He's not sure it can make it and while the devils call him chicken, Capitol Holler promises Chris there's no shame in backing out. And just as he's about to take off, we hear a siren. Everyone scatters off, but when we cut to the tsunami's house, the policemen

did catch Capitol Holler and Chris for trespassing. It's Chris's second warning. Next time he'll face the Juvie judge. And this is what I was like, okay, they've they've set up dead man's curve or whatever they call it and every other movie, the toilet bowl. It's going to be great when they race

here again never comes back again. I know never see it again. There's no race on it. No one ever goes

down it. You literally never see this again. How do you set up the most dangerous place to do this thing?

And everyone's peer at the edge and the right about their go and then they scatter, they can't actually do it. How do you not come back to this place at some time in the movie to race this thing? Agreed. It's like what what's the point of putting this there and never seeing anybody actually down the thing. And to be honest to it was set up as though that was going to happen in the end. It's set up and then we end up where I don't know. I don't know where we are. No, no,

oh, we'll get there because that's a fun. So crazy. Now waiting to hear their fate and angry Chris swears to cop a holla that he would have made it down the toilet bowl. I can't even say that out loud and takes the time to remind his supposed nephew that they aren't actually family. Then tsunami and Carla return with some bad news. They decided to take away Chris's mountain board for the rest of the week. He's furious, especially because Johnny got away with Justin Apology

and Johnny tried to take the rap for him. Yes. And he was still, and not, I mean, like how did you sit there? You know, your mom is coming back with something. How do you not, how are you not expecting? You're not going to be able to ride your board for a while. And also, how do you be, he literally says he said he was his fault. Like, yeah, dude. Yeah, I just, I didn't, and I got where they were, and I was like, okay, they're setting the character up to be bad like this, obviously. He's supposed to be

trouble and angry and I'm totally at this point. I was like, okay, I'm fine with it. He's annoying, but that's the point. And he's going to have this great epiphany and he's going to grow and none of that ever really happened. They have him change, but kind of like off camera. He has one

good day and then all of a sudden he's a good guy. It was like, wait, what? And so, and that's what I love.

We, we specifically talked about in the first one. Yeah. How great Johnny Kappa Halla was when he went to her mother. He was just nice and he had a smile in his face and he was supportive of his dad. Like, yes, I'll move with you across the country and I'm not going to make it difficult on you and I'm going to try my best in school. He was so likable. Yeah. And this kid is so the opposite of that that it was like, okay, right. You're doing, but it was a bit much. You know Rolldall, the writer who

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Honestly, though, there are bigger problems than that little. If tsunami and Carla don't

get the shop up and running soon, she might lose everything and they need Johnny's help with keeping Chris out of trouble through the grand opening, which is on Saturday. So, Copa, Hala and Sam, babysit Chris and take him into Carla's shop, which is coming along nicely. Now, this is when time passing in this movie is weird because the next time we went into the shop, it was like 90% done. Yeah, it was that time. I was like, we had it. All they had to do is get the product out onto

the floor. That was it. That was it. Yeah. We, we've been one day with that kid in the one day,

the shop is literally almost ready to open for how it looked the first time we saw it to now

took a day and that was like, what wait, what is going on? So time was really strange in this movie as well and we'll get into more of that too. So, tsunami went to go get a haircut, proving maybe his business acumen might not be ideal. You have days left and you're getting a haircut during the day. What do you maybe stay there and finish your store, but it looked like the store was done in

An hour.

tsunami on his way out, wearing a very fancy suit. He looks like a million bucks and he's on his way to meet Carla at the bank. Maybe he has got together after all and is finally growing up at 70 years old. Copa all returns to the shop and starts unloading products with Sam while Chris left to go hang out with the dirt Devils across the street. Sam and Copa all are immediately interrupted by his parents. They're back from their little work trip and decide to help with the

store duties. Johnny's dad sends the boys off to surf, but on their way out they see Chris getting

pushed into a van which never a good sign seeing a kid pushing to a van. Where's nightmare?

Never get into a van. Oh my god, how cute they say the puppy is. Copa Hala is concerned

and tries to stop the van, but ends up just watching it drive away. He and Sam follow the dirt Devils straight to a barge. Copa Hala plays Nark and rats on Chris. He isn't supposed to be mountainboarding. He's grounded, but Troy finds a loophole. They're skateboarding, not dirt boarding. He defends the dirt Devils as a group of kids who have used the sport to stay out of trouble and reveals that Chris is very close to joining the team. But it's obvious that we shouldn't

be a fan of Troy. He seems like a big old demon and they're obviously setting him up to be said D-bag. Meanwhile, Copa Hala and Sam can't believe Chris is acting like this the week of the wedding and the store opening. I mean, who do we blame for this scheduling? Just push the wedding back with the store is that important to you or it seems like it's destined to fail, but they're doing it on the same day. It's like we're getting married tonight and then tomorrow the store open.

Now it was they say it later on. They say what were we thinking? It's the store's opening in the morning and the wedding is that night. Yeah, oh, yikes. Just yikes. Change the schedule.

You didn't have a venue. You were like getting married at the house, weren't you?

Yeah, I was. It's like you could go any time for a week. Give yourself an extra six days. It's not that big deal. Sam, though, defends Chris' actions. It's hard to move to Hawaii. If anyone can understand that, it's Johnny Copa Hala and I was like, okay, I like what they're doing. I like giving him himself a younger version of himself, but they didn't. They gave them this kind of jerky little kid who doesn't ever seem to grow or learn. Yeah. So anyway, they ask if

they can join the Devil's Gate Session, something Uncle Chris isn't thrilled about, especially

because his nephew has never skated on ramps as sixth stream before. But to everyone's surprise,

Sam and Johnny are really good and earned the respect of the gang. Chris isn't impressed, though. Seeing Johnny blend in with the Devil so easily has made him jealous. He ditches his equipment and leaves with his tail between his legs. But Sam and Johnny don't even see him leave. So once they've finished skating, they have to frantically drive around trying to find him. They eventually bump into him on the side of the road and bring him back home, where it becomes a family affair.

Johnny's tsunami, Carla, and the Copa Hala are setting up for dinner when young Chris storms in.

Copa Hala rushes to his uncle's room to apologize, but Chris isn't hearing it. Skating was his chance to prove himself and now it's ruined. This relationship is becoming more and more strained. A bit later out on the beach, the Johnny's that tsunami in Copa Hala are walking and chatting about Chris and every step they took on the speech, I was like, "God, I really want to go to New Zealand." It just everything looks so stunningly beautiful.

Just need to be cast in the next zombies movie. All the needs that have been. Please make us zombies, make us zombies. Yeah, so it just looks amazing. But Copa Hala is out of ideas on how to turn the kid around. So tsunami tells his grandson to take the day off and let him take care of Chris tomorrow. So with time in his hands, Copa Hala gets ready to surf, adjusting a board on the car's roof

when the ball appears. She's tried surfing once in California and chipped her tooth. We get some very awkward flirting where she does everything but say, "Dude, ask me out." It's like, "Even I could tell she was flirting, bro, and I'm terrible with that stuff." Then Copa Hala says he can help her relearn to surf and just like that, they have their first official date.

Unfortunately, Uncle Chris sees this exchange and always even more bummed

because Johnny is not only stealing his team, but he's stealing the girl he likes. Obviously, he has a big old crush on Val and so we get Copa Hala teaching his love interest how to surf in a cute date montage and she's actually pretty good. They watched the sunset and then she writes her phone number on his hand with the black Sharpie that she carries around with her for that same reason. And the weirdest way to do it.

Yeah. Was it like it was on the top of his hand? Like he'd have to like flip his hand around to read her number. And it's also, could we maybe write it in ballpoint? That's a Sharpie that's not coming off. I'm going to have your name. She didn't basically come off. I mean, it's a stain there forever.

It's still there. It's literally, he's lying in bed. Johnny Copa Hala is a Mary with kids. Brandon, I saw it still on his head. He's lying in bed with his wife and kids right now looking down at an ex girlfriend's number. Still written on his hand in permanent pen.

Yes. But it's okay. So back at the house, Chris is now skateboarding. So Copa Hala tries his hardest to connect with him again. But it's clear. Chris does not feel comfortable in Hawaii. He wants to move back to Philadelphia. Copa Hala explains that even if Chris doesn't like him, he needs him.

Yeah.

Or his quote unquote girlfriend, Val.

Ooh, he's upset because he liked Val. But Copa Hala isn't ready to give up. And while getting shaved ice with Sam, he gets a brain freeze and then has an idea. He sneaks into, follow me with the idea. He sneaks into Chris's room with Sam video taping and places headphones on Chris's ears while he's sleeping.

He blares heavy metal music. Startling is a little uncle awake. They kidnap Chris in a carium club every time. No, it's so strange. Is it? It's a little uncle. Yeah. And they carry him outside to threaten him with blackmail.

So the video, they'll send the video of him being woken up by music to the dirt devils.

And apparently that's going to embarrass him.

Yeah, because I think it was like he was like kind of screaming like, you know, like,

right, but put him in a, footy pajamas or something like get a picture of him in a batman cape. I mean, something like that. The idea that somebody woke him up and he woke up startled like everybody would. That's embarrassing to me. It's like they could have done way better things with that. That's not, that's not blackmail material. I'd be like, did show him you being in waking me up. It's Disney. I know what you can need blackmail.

You can easily have a picture of him sleeping with a teddy bear or something like that. My guard. Yes, exactly. Something like that to where it's actually embarrassing. Instead of a reaction that anybody would have, which is, I just woke up to music blaring in my ears. I mean, crazy. It's going to be one of those crazy, like, screaming things. It would have been funny to like scare him and then have like this, like, high pitch, like,

yes, type of thing. Yes, as producer Lisa just said, they need to take some tips from Lizzy McGuire's little brother. That's absolutely true. But still, for some reason, and I get there. He's trying to be embarrassed. I know him nitpicking. Chris doesn't want this footage getting into the dirt borders hands, so they make a deal. If he hangs out with Kappa Hala and Sam today, doing whatever they want, they'll destroy the tape. So Chris agrees and just like that, a crime has been commit.

First stop is Val's house. Her dad is rich and lives in the most bang in house in the history of homes. It is freaking amazing. I hope this is a real place in New Zealand because I want to live there. It's like some sort of rapper and MTV cribs. She also has a handful of four real ATVs,

her dad buys her whatever she wants because he's always working and her mom lives in a different state.

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one, like lovebirds at the ex-games. Eventually they all end up in a beautiful field and it's time to dirt board. Chris goes first and pulls off a sick grind trick. His anger about everything quickly turns into happiness and he ends up having a fun day teaching the guys how to ride and he's good. They show that at 12. He's he's really good. Over at Carlos Surfshop, she's complaining to Johnny Kappa Hala's mom about how difficult Chris has been. They think he'll fall into place after

the wedding. It also looks like Johnny Sonami out of nowhere is playing with the idea of selling

mountain boards in the shop. This is the first kind of we're hearing about this. We're now over

dirt devils headquarters and things aren't going as planned. Troy's on the phone with a potential buyer of the store, but they're thinking of pulling out because of the new competition across the street. Wait, what? This makes Troy worry that Carlos Surfshop is diversifying the inventory into dirt boards, so Troy sends Jared out to double check. Back at Val's house, the four wheeler gangs have an blast. Even Chris looks like he's finally having fun. Val's data rise at home from a business trip

and meets the guys. He is clearly hiding an accent. A couple people, they're accents pop out. It's like, oh, that's right. We're in New Zealand. But they did great. Once they leave Kappa Hala realizes Val's dad was the banker. His grandpa was talking to you. He just doesn't get what they were talking about. Meanwhile, Jared arrives at Carlos Shop and pockets one of their wholesale receipts. He has proof. They are going to be selling dirt boards. Carlos spots him and sees him out. Once he delivers

the news to Troy, he decides it's time to pay them a visit. Okay. Destroy have a point here. I mean, is it kind of a move to literally open a shop across the street and it's a Surfshop, but then decide to sell the exact same specific product that your guy across the street, literally is selling. I mean, is that kind of not cool? It's absolutely not cool. Okay. So Troy, bad guy has a point. An ice cream shop across from a snow cone shop and then the snow cone shop

starts to also sell ice cream. Right. You know what I mean? It's like, that's not, I was like, well, dude, that's really not cool to do. And what's supposed to like you? You're the good guys. Yes. And where are I? Because again, please. You're not going to do wrong. Okay. All right. So you need to simmer

Down over there.

video. New I make me. Where I justified it as it felt like we didn't get a ton of backstory of what the shop was. Remember, it was a hand me down type idea. Right. Where I justified it

in my head was this was always an old school kind of Surfshop type thing. And he is in the dirt board

place was more of a new or thing. And he was trying to rebuild it. And of course, he's trying to, you know, make it make sense and appeal to everyone. And you know, the new guy, sorry, but this is an old one. And this is this is the name. But you know, but the store was never, oh, like the store that they're rebuilding her dad shop was obviously never sold mountain boards. I mean, if he, if they

thrown in a line like, but that's what I'm saying. If they throw in a line like, you know, my, my dad,

who left me the shop was the first person to sell mountain boards. Who opened the shop across the street? We're just going, but if they sell, just, but they'd have done it because of the, the big wigs that we find out later could have been like, oh, yeah, he was my first sponsor. Exactly. Something like that, but it didn't end. And, and so I could have been one quick tidy seat because we did him and well, see, therefore, how did they know him? Like, that could have tied it. Oh, wow. I'm glad you're with me,

Spidey. Wow. I'm Rooster has a point. However, the movie's, you know, still. It's still a 10, 10 out of 10 for Sabrina. I'm giving it 10 roosters. I don't even know what we're calling it. 10 Spidey's. Nice. Exactly. So yeah, I just thought they had a point. It was kind of a kind of move, but anyway. Yeah, it's true. So yeah, so Troy and Jared make the way to Carlos and get a little feisty about going toe to toe. Sonami claims competition is good for the community, but the

tension is very high. He shanks on. Yeah. He cannot heal you and take your soul. Floorless victory. Anyway, oh, gosh, you can move anyway. Anyway, uh, yeah, Troy even announces that Chris is no longer allowed at dirt devils, which of course infuriates the hopeful member. The next day, Chris won't even talk to his future stepdad. Sonami tells Kappa Hollow all about his own origins of surfing at 16. And the biggest waves he ever caught. He ate it big time. He took on too much. He promised

himself. He would never do that again. And so the next morning, when everyone wakes up, Sonami

is nowhere to be found, which is nightmare because the store opens later today. And Uncle Chris, little little tiny Uncle Chris is gone. Kappa Hollow and Sam Drive off to find little tiny Uncle Chris again, but instead running to Jared and Val arguing, she's been hanging out with Kappa Hollow. She can't drive with the team to the pro dirt-morting demo and event where they were planning to meet sponsors. Kappa Hollow tries to step in, but that isn't helpful. Of course, the dirt

devils drive off and now Sam is forced to drive her in his awesome car. Yeah. It's just so awesome. It was like, oh, this giant plot twists and oh, what a, oh, you can drive me? Cool. Yeah, you can take me. Great. Yeah, exactly. Thank you. I love that you're finding. I know, but it's like, I can't get out of there. I don't get out of there. I don't get out of there. I don't get out of there. Let's go see what we're doing with this

X game. Thank you. Thank you. At the big demo, it looks like X games was a cheap local carnival. Nonetheless, the trio are impressed with all the writers and start looking for Chris, which for Sam turns into flirting with multiple girls. Kappa Hollow finally does spot his little Uncle Cousin, who is now arguing with Jared about being banned from the dirt devils. The young boy challenges Jared to erase, but is interrupted by Troy, who is found a possible sponsor, Pro boards.

The company wants to meet the dirt devils and Chris could join them. He just needs to convince tsunami not to sell, skate or dirt boards. Jared also tells him to be at the gap

in the South Trail, and I'm going to butcher this name. I apologize. Pupu Kaya. Pupu Kaya?

Pupu Kaya. To Maro to get big air and prove himself there. And at the same time back at the house, Carla and tsunami are happy they found Chris, but his attitude is really bothering her. It was bothering me by this point. tsunami promises he just needs to feel part of something. Okay, once Chris is home, he sprints right to his playing video games, which is real. Let's be honest. Kappa Hollow tries to give him words of encouragement. Their family members are getting married.

They should make the best of it. Running away will only make people miserable, and Kappa Hollow just wants his grandpa happy. And I like that people started to kind of give this kid like not off your attitude. It's not about you all the time. And that's sometimes not very Disney, where they'll like sit a little kid down and essentially be like check yourself. Yeah, and they did that twice in this movie, which I guess she then comes and does it too. And I like that.

However, it never quite helps. No, doesn't work. He's still a little, he's still an uncle little.

But at least they tried. Yeah, they tried. I'll tell you like Robin put the smack down.

Girl. Nope. No. Never you think that's going to happen in Bart Johnson's house. I think not.

Yeah, so running away was only going to make people miserable and Kappa Hollow just wants his grandpa happy.

I said, but Chris doesn't care and gives him one last later bra.

And now the big weekend has arrived. Everyone is prepping for the rehearsal dinner.

Except Chris who's pouting by himself. This is where we learn that tomorrow is not only the wedding night.

They're opening the surf shop in the morning. Like you said, worst scheduling have ever heard of how did they think they could take off? It makes no sense. But still 10 on a 10 for Sabrina. tsunami in Kappa Hollow is dad. Go to pick something up and leave Kappa Hollow and Chris to chat it out. Chris is still adamant. He's joining the dirt devils today. But Kappa Hollow is ready to stop him. He's not going to ruin the wedding weekend with some dangerous jump. And so we get a standoff.

Kappa Hollow is set off to town to get ice and Chris volunteers to go with him. And I'm like, Oh, I know he's going to pull something. I signed a possible progress. But no. Once they do arrive at the general store, Chris prelines to the bathroom and sneaks out a back window, he hit his dirt board in the truck and makes a clean getaway. And by the time Kappa Hollow figures it out, Lil Uncle Chris is long gone and he left behind a flat tire. Wow. I know. Now you're touching my whip.

Are you kidding me? Yes, right. You can be. I have given you enough leeway. But also Johnny,

come on. Like you will clearly have never been put in charge of another child before because

but he also wasn't a bad kid. That's the thing. Johnny tsunami was not a bad kid. That's true.

That's true. That's what we loved about the character. It was no matter what he was thrown at him.

Like the bully came up to him in school. He was like, hey, man, yeah, here's a surfer magazine. Check it out. You're going to love it. It was like he was a nice kid. So I would have been so cool if they did the same thing here. And then the twist to having him leave and still wanting to jump, all that could have still worked. And you didn't need to make the kid this bad. Because he was just horribly unlikely. I mean, he really was. Even by this point in the movie, they should have had a couple heart felt moments

of the kid of not just I want to go back to Philadelphia. But why? What he missed there? What happened? You're so sad. Like not anger. Because when you play anger all the time, it's grading. When you get into more sorrow, you start to feel for the character as opposed to hating the character. Which by this point, I was like, I don't like this kid. I do not like this kid. So yeah, it was tough anyway. And it's such a juxtaposition to Johnny who you still love.

Yes. So yeah, it's very strange. Anyway, I'm going to keep harping on this until I get emails

after emails after emails. Because I don't read them anyway. I send them all to Spidey and she reads before me.

It sets. They're up. They're up. They're up. They're up. Keep in mind. This is him, not me. This is Spidey, not Rooster. It's time for Christ to meet the dirt devils to try out at the South Trail gap. The jump is crazy. It's at least 15 feet deep of a message. It's like a cavern if he misses seriously injured. Kapahala has recruited Val and they make it to the gap just as Chris is taking off. He's skating at full speed when he hits the jump. And in slow

mo, he just clears the gap. Then crashes on the other side. Chris has survived, but he really hurts himself. Obviously, and Val runs off to get help. That night, Kapahala's dad is disappointed in his son. How could he let this happen? As if it was Johnny's fault at all. He says Chris is a little evil genius, but the jump was actually really impressive. Soon, I'm a returns with Chris who only has a simple fracture. Karla apologizes for his son, but Kapahala says he's even

sorry. He should have been watching over Chris, and this whole thing ruined their rehearsal dinner. But on the bright side, Chris apparently told his mom all about how great of an influence Kapahala has tried to be, and the two boys are left alone to blow it out. Okay, so it's starting to get a little better. Then a copper rives with some bad news. The shop has been broken into everything has been thrashed. The police will do an investigation and look for fingerprints,

but right away, second-flator Jared's arrested. It is the quickest investigation in the history of the world. Congratulations. He was apparently stashing skate equipment nearby, and that was suspicious. So they caught him. To answer for the crime, no Troy has also arrived on the scene. He says he knows nothing about it, and a shocked Jared is taken into custody. Troy apologizes about his recent behavior, but the group can read right through his BS. It's obvious he was somehow involved.

Troy also congratulates Chris and his big jump and invites him back to the store. Maybe it's finally time to talk about joining the dirt devil's, especially since most of the kids that were on the team are probably going to be in prison. But Kapahala jumps in. That's not going to happen. The

gang war is just getting started. Chris is furious. He always wanted to join the dirt devils. He

says he hates his family and runs into the house. Kapahala's dad promises tsunami that things will work out in the morning, right in time for the wedding, and the opening of the store, which is now been pushed because it's trash. Now they got the wedding, and we are that night in all the chaos, Chris sees his mom break down. She's talking to tsunami convinced she should have never entered his life and started all this business. It was a mistake. Everything is collapsing,

and she calls off the wedding. Damn. As if the wedding was the problem. She's going back to Philly and taking Chris with her. She's sorry. And again, character wise, it would have been more interesting, had she said, he's not doing well here. You're going to be a stepdad. You need to leave

This place and come back to Philly with us.

Yeah. Now he's going to leave. And Johnny's tsunami three back in Philly was going to be written as we were going. It's just him now. He's like joining. It's not going to be like what. He's taking

him with competitions. Oh yeah. The basketball. What are we, what would we be doing in Philadelphia?

Again, I think it would be a cheese steak eating competitions. Or maybe hockey. It could be hockey, Philly's a good hockey town. You got the flyers. It could be, it's still kind of a winter sport, so maybe he's a hockey guy, but we'll get there. We'll figure, yes. And then it would be, oh, it'd be Johnny Kappa-Halla against the boards. Oh, you like it. You see, you can keep board there. God, I'm good. Mr. For the win. Yeah. So great. So anyway. And you would obviously have to

be because you're just so good at ice skating. You'd have to be in the right. You've seen HW hockey sticks and the boy meets real ice skate with Nancy Carrigan other than being such a big major.

I'm also a skater. Oh, she would have, she would be great. She does. She, Nancy, has always been

my biggest skating advocate. She literally looked at me and just went, wow, those skates are way too good for you. Was that? She's free. Anyway, she is. She is. She is. She is a sweetheart. I want to make that clear. She is always, she's always very nice to me. She really won't. But she's like, yeah, those skates are way too good for you. It's true. When you get Nancy Carrigan making fun of your skating, you've kind of reached the pinnacle of the career. It's true. That's one of my favorite

days. But she's going back. She's ending the marriage and going back to Philly and taking Chris with her. She's sorry. And seeing his mom cry and makes such a drastic decision is finally affected that little D-bag Chris. He drags himself back to his room as sad music plays. The next morning, Copahala makes his way to the beach to surf and finds his grandpa just looking out over the ways. Sonami is devastated. He can't imagine his life without Carla and Chris. Copahala convinces

him to talk to Chris. Tell him what he means to him, which I didn't think really was the problem. It has nothing to do with the relationship with Chris and Sonami. That nothing to do with this film at all. But either way, Copahala has had an idea on who to recruit to help. And Sonami is thankful for any advice he can get. The plan has revealed when Val arrives at Chris's door. We know he has a little crush on her and doesn't want to see him turn into Jared. She defends Copahala. All he's

ever wanted to do is make his new family work and to keep him safe. He was just following Sonami's instructions. And with that mic drop, she walks out of the room. Soon after Chris and Copahala are

outside, finally talking it out. Chris regrets the gorgeous jump. He thinks his rival between

his mom's shop and the dirt devil's as his fault. He finally wants to fix everything and Copahala says that he will help. So it was just too quick a transition. I would like to have seen a little bit more than that. I get what they were doing, but a little more would have been good. Meanwhile, Copahala's mom is trying to convince Carla to stay and delay the shop opening,

which hey, you should have done in the first place. Yeah, whatever, it's a start. Then Copahala

calls. He tells them to come to the shop. And when they arrive, their shop to see it's been totally decorated, steaming volcano and all. It is ready to open Chris, Copahala, Val and Sam. Accomplished what was taking weeks to finish in a few hours. And again, what is going on with timing in this movie? I just don't understand. Yeah, I don't get it. We just got to keep moving. Okay, we're nearing that 90 minute mark. We just got to jump on board. We need this group. Perfect for

first bite. So it's got to be 90 minutes. And let's go. Wrap it up. Let's wrap it up people. Let's wrap it up

people. We got 90 minutes. Hey, we haven't finished the race. We don't know who wins. That's it. 90 minutes went down. It's fine. Did you start? Okay. Good. We're already riding back and back against the boards or against the boards. Whatever I call number three. And now it is time for the grand opening. It is packed with customers and Val is helping coordinate the festivities with an iron fist. And across the street, Troy is having words with a man in the suit. He was supposed to step in if the buyer

backed out, but he's changed his mind. Troy's life depends on this and they had a verbal contract. When the disagreement starts to get physical, tsunami and capahol is dead run over and step in. And we realize that the man in the suit is Val's dad. Troy was hoping the businessman would buy the shop for a new condo development, but negotiations fell through. So everyone learned. You just convincingly said, like you didn't know it was Val's dad who he was talking to. I know. Did you like how

I made it seem like we were. What? It was Val's dad. That is like, not all that Cooper. Now get your dad. He's going. I would have gotten away with it if wasn't the meddling kids. Oh my god. It's Val's dad. Yeah. I tried to make it seem like it was a surprise.

I'm doing my best. This is your favorite movie of all time. What do you want me to do?

It's true. Yes. Everyone learns that the dirt devil's leaders plan was to ditch everyone and move to California. Val's dad was an interested in helping him let kids down, including his daughter. Troy calls himself the real deal and tells tsunami that the dirt devil's will win in the end.

He'll make sure Carlos goes out of business.

So he steps up and challenges the bully to a mountain board race. If Troy wins,

tsunami will quit selling mountain boards. If Capahala wins, both stores can sell whatever they want.

I'm just going to let that sit. So maybe the movie is actually about free trade. More than anything else. Is that what it's about? It's such a weird thing. And of course, then Troy accepts and tsunami accepts because he has faith in his grandson who's mountain boarded twice.

Val's dad reveals he owns the perfect spot for the race, the toilet bowl. No, never went back there.

So we go instead to voila. We are at a fully developed mountain board park with the race being prepped with flags and banners and barrels of hay. So tsunami secretly convinced the bank to fund a full development. And again, how much time do we have here? Because now all of a sudden, there's a full race track that's been built. Yeah. Okay, you're still doing you're still all in, our time 87 minutes. So we gotta take it as it is. But you're still doing it. You're like, yes.

This is exactly what I thought was going to happen. I'm going to put the feet of my star in the hands of a kid who's mountain boarded twice against the guy who runs the whole team. And is the only one in the known world at this point who actually mountain boards as an adult.

See, but here's the thing too, though. I was also thinking that Troy actually wasn't good.

Right. That's what Johnny says. We were like, you've never seen you do it. Yeah, we got like,

you're just a poser. I thought he was going to be like, no, no, no, I'm like, come on, come on, do it. And then he actually could. So yeah, I was I was starting to. Yep. So where are you? Okay, good. I hope so. I hope so. I hope so. I hope you're like, just like, I love this movie. So, ah, it says capital. But still, Chris now has his own field to practice on. Just like, Kapahala had his own surface, had his own ocean to surf in. And with the race getting closer,

Kapahala knows the pressure is on. Because again, he, he doesn't know how to do this thing. Chris has scoped out the whole course and gives us nephew some advice. Troy trash talks as opponent, but our challenger remains confident. Sam, who's now on a planeably a race official, breaks down the rules. And with that, here we go. Ready set, go. We get another Instagram filter as the race starts and the two borders feverishly carved through the dirt neck and neck.

They're completing jumps and trading off first place until Troy takes the lead. But it is close.

Anyone could win this thing as they rail grind around a mud, as they rail grind around mud and sore over ditches, the future of the shop will come down to the wire. On a final turn, they crash into each other, both falling to the ground, but Troy's the first one to get back up. And now has a decent lead. But in the move that can only be described as dummy. Troy attempts a massive trick mid race, even though the trick means absolutely nothing for a winning. And as a result, he wipes out.

And as kind of falling down the hill, then capital, it does a McTwist of his own again for no reason at all. And crosses the finish line, speeding right into a massive wall of hay. He's the victor and his dad and tsunami race to the crash to see if he's okay. But he's all good. His first words are that was sweet. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay, so the trick, this was a very confusing race because it wasn't just a race though. They said you have to do

three tricks at the end. But at the end. And none of it. And why do you have to do tricks?

I don't know. That was like who decides what the tricks are. The weirdest rules for a race I have ever seen. That was like on a race track that didn't exist the day before yesterday. But with somehow had the idea of doing three tricks. So it was like, that's where they had to up the ante on these last little like to do to do upset the very end of the race, which makes them go for whatever. I don't know. It was kind of like, so it's not just about speed. Like if one of them only did two

and then the third one, the second person did three, but finished after. Oh, Sabrina, the idea that you do not know all the perfect rules to the Johnny Cappahala. Now in the board race, that's insane. That you don't know. I was lost. I'm sorry. Are you lost? I apologize. I did. I didn't. I did. I were wounded. I figured out enough. It was across the finish line first, but didn't hit your technical three tricks. Your docked 0.7% of a point, which at the end of the day is added to double

time of what you finish crossing the race, according to Sam, who's a race official. Come on, Sabrina. I guess I wasn't paying attention. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. No, no, none of this made sense. Having Johnny Cappahala right, just make it about surfing. Just make the movie about surfing. No, just make the movie about surfing. We are locked in. I'm mountain sport. How do you? How do you

Not make it about surfing?

the joy of the ocean. I was not, yes, his little baby uncle, which is, by the way, my new

rap name is the baby uncle. How do you not make that this thing? Where he teaches him the magic

of the ocean, the spirituality of the ocean. I mean, let's go. We're going to go all the way back to Hawaii. Johnny Cappahala and then we're going to mountain board. None of this makes sense, Sabrina. I know you love it, but it's okay, but we have 98 minutes. We have got to finish this movie. Let's go. I'll tell you. All right. So, if everyone's even they celebrate his one big family,

but Troy isn't done, even though he promised to let things be, he's never given up.

But the policeman from earlier butts in, he says it is finished. They've released Jared from custody, and now they want to talk to the ring leader. Jared fully confessed, because again, he's a little and proved it was Troy's idea. They cuffed the owner and take him away. I mean, yes, I am going just so you know, if you ever ask me to do something illegal and you know, and I go to jail and they're telling me, I'm going to jail and will is not,

and it was your idea to begin with. I am telling them everything they need to know to make sure that I am not going to jail. Well, do not ever ask me. I'm telling you right now, do not ask me to do something like that, because I am not reliable. I am not going to jail for anyone else. I'm going to throw something on a huntos. Maybe I'll stick with you. But if you bail,

I am ratten your mouth so fast. I don't blame Jared for a second. Yes, it was him. It was Troy,

the whole time. I have a new hashtag. It's #cheetahsnitch. I am not going to jail for no one. Nope. No. You and I, we've talked about this neither of us are built for prison. I'll rat out whoever I have to. I'll even make up. I will survive not even 45 minutes in that place. There is no way. I don't break the gate. My red open shop. He personality is not going to be tolerated for even 45 minutes. They'll hate me.

Yep. That's why I don't break the law, because I will not last so don't do it. I'm not that

person. Yep. Fair enough. I cheated on your attitude. It's a whole day. All day. We're changing strut to snitch. I love it. You got to snitch. You got to snitch. I love it. The rest of the dirt devils now without a true leader arrived to congratulate Kappa Hala. They love the new park that they didn't know about as the six people who actually do this sport. There's an entire thing there. And invite Krista Ry rhythm.

Val joins in too, and it looks like we have a new dirt devils. And there's just one little thing left to do that beautiful wedding dress is going away. So Sabrina, all this apparently happened in the same day. I don't get it. I can't help them out. Time-wise. I don't know what's happening. But tsunami and Carla decide they are going to get married and we're magically transported to it. Now in the beach everyone's thrilled even Chris who drinks a fruity virgin drink at the ceremony.

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Can we do some real reviews? Sabrina, you have the five star this week. What do you got?

Oh man. Well, this is the five star and it's a pretty good one by Carly P. I wish I can go to Hawaii and surf, but I don't know how to swim. Five stars. Five stars. Thank you, Maria. Yeah, thank you very much for watching our film. I have our one star by our old friend, you nomad. That's right. Unnamed is back. This was my favorite movie when I was 11. I like I think I liked it so much because I had a crush on the guy who played Johnny.

But now since I hate Disney movies and my heart belongs to somebody else, I don't enjoy it anymore. One star. Interesting. And I'm just like a friend and a baker last one follow. I'm telling you, I'm still a love friend and a baker and this was not a good movie. It was great. We're now going to get to our feature presentation Sabrina's favorite, which is called double up. So sure this movie has some age gap issues with relationships, but the real

problem with Johnny Koppahala back on board resides in spelling. In the title, Johnny's last name is spelled. It's spelling one. I'm going to lose all right. Oh, you want to see bad. The only thing

That works for me that spelling is geography.

elves. So make up your mind, guys. For the game, we'll get other words that may or may not have a repeated letter in it. And we have to guess yes or no, three out of five wins. Oh, God, what, what unfortunate producers going to make us look awful today. You have Michaela. Yeah, how do you know Michaela is a pretty good luck chimfer. It is Michaela spelled M, Y, R, T, hashtag, apostrophe. Okay, here we go. Silent queue upside down for Michaela. Okay, here we go.

What do we have for our word today, Michaela? Okay, the first one, but Talian. Oh, that's easy.

But Talian has two elves. Oh, God, now I'm going to question everything. Doesn't it?

I mean, you're saying elf is not what. Oh, no, it's a few teeth. Wait, what is this? Well, it's just any repeating letter? It doesn't, yeah, it doesn't have a repeating letter. You're saying, yes. Yeah, I think I think there's two elves. I don't think there's two teeth. So you technically get a rake, because there are repeating letters, but it's T. It's T. I guess I said T. Yes. You did, but technically we get, I'll take, I'll take the win. Oh, yeah, there's one out. Of course,

B, A, T, T, A, L, I, and okay. Okay. Okay, there's our secret. I'm going to be writing all these out. What's our secret word? Super seed, super seed, super seed, super. Yeah, to ease. Yeah, I agree.

No. Damn it. God, I suck it, spelling. No, what's the third word? This game should just

be called make will and Sabrina looks stupid. What's the third word? They're all should be called that.

Belligerin. Belligerin. Yes. No. Yes. There's two elves, right? Correct. Okay. What is, is there another one?

Yes. Number four, military. Military? Can you, can you give us a country of origin and use it in a sentence, please? So the design, menu, faction, and sale of paths and other headwears. Wait, why didn't write it? I just said you knew it right away. We're going to need it. No, I was going to ask. No, he didn't do this. I did it for myself. Oh, did you? You knew I was going to ask. Military. millionaire. No. No. No. No. Yes. Damn it. What's what? Is there two else again? Two

else, correct? God. Is that the end? Are there okay last one? Last one. Can't fooling. Yes. Can't sling. Can't sling. Yes. No. No. No. No. No. It's a no. No. It's the worst game ever. Why do we put in a quest that we cut this whole segment of this episode? No. I'd like to double it. Can we keep looking at words? I think we've technically won, but God is that a win? It's a lost. I didn't win. I didn't get succeed. Okay. That is a lost or society. You won. You won. You won. Well, great job.

Well, thank you. Look. He loves for that. Again, Michaela spelled with a silent R. Can we do some

screen a series? Yes. Okay. My first three is literally Sam. You. Is that you? Sam, blink once

that's you. That it was the car is so cool. And then the next one. Those are my three first. Okay. Okay. I loved it. And I also went damn. I can't believe we wasted our interview on this market. Not not doing this movie. We even talked about it. Rather, we heard about this than fuck it. Okay. I agree. Anyways. All right. So question for you, Will. Yes. As this would bring to see, did you believe or buy into Baby Uncle Chris being 12? He seemed

younger to me. He seemed much younger to him. He seemed like he was 9 or 10. Yes. That's what

I just super weird in this movie. Well, because the only thing that worked a little bit more is Brandon was clearly. I mean, we said what? Seven years, eight years. Brandon was clearly older. He was supposed to be 17. Yeah. He's still supposed to be 17. Yeah. I supposed to be 17. He obviously wasn't, but he still looked young. Like he didn't look super crazy. Old, but like agreed. Also, like to me, Jake did not look. He didn't

Come across as the as a 12 year old.

of everyone in this movie, Johnny and Sam look like they were probably in their mid 20s. The

gang that they were dirt riding with look like they were 15 or 16. So Johnny looked

older than everybody else. Yeah. The ages were really weird in this movie. They were. Yeah.

It was, it was pretty strange. But that was my first, like, how old is this kids supposed

to be? And it's like, oh, when I found out on 12, I'm like, what? Okay. One thing that we didn't really talk about, and I don't know why it was it jumped out at me so much. There was a lot of kissing between Denami and Carla. Like, every time they were in a scene together, there was a smooch, like a, like a high or a goodbye or a little bit. Yeah, but we don't normally see that in D-comps. And I don't know if it was to just continuously

remind everyone that they were connected because there was obviously supposed to be an age gap between them, but I don't know why it just kept jumping out on me. I mean, they, they were, so we don't see moms and dads that are married and D-comps kiss, good, hello. That's true. Yeah, that's true. So it kind of wasn't that it bothered me. It just was very like, "Hi, look, okay, bye. Oh, hey, you're here. I would pay you. I like a lot of kissing."

You know, when you're, when you're just about to get married, you do. Yeah, for sure. No. It makes sense. It's just, it was different, I guess, for what we normally see, like, interaction

that happens. First of all, the two Johnny's, their relationship is just a dream. It's so

cool. I love it so much. Johnny's relationship is probably one of my favorite relationships. We've watched, and did you see them? I agree with that. So much there. Like, so much if there

is an award ceremony, we gotta keep that in mind. Okay? Okay, because I can do that. I think it's

one of the best relationships we've seen. There should be an award ceremony. Okay. One thing that was weird. So we get in, in this could have just been editing and thus getting to that 90 minute mark. But the dad, Johnny's dad, the way he mentions it, it seems like his story line is going to have a big problem with maybe the age gap and the brother that is now. And it's mentioned in the beginning that he doesn't know who it is. Once we find out who Chris, the, the brother is,

nothing, like, it is not talked about at all. The way Johnny's dad takes it in that his now brother is, you know, three decades younger than him. So yeah, that's an interesting thing. Another thing that happens more than we've seen in a long time is kind of the, I don't want to get weird about it, but the boys, they're being at an older age. It makes sense, right? They are noticing girls a lot more, but this is the first time we really see like when they're driving at the very beginning Sam and

Johnny and they're like, "Oh, hey, like some hot girls, then the bathing suits and then Sam being really flirtatious." Not like if we normally see a funny kind of flirtatious. He's actually like, he's been eating. He's not acting. He's like, "What are you doing after said today?" Yeah. This was the first time I feel like, as I can remember, that idea of like the like kind of sexuality, like, you know, the energy between, you know, teenagers is really shown quite a bit.

Especially with the bathing suits, it's a little more skimpy bathing suits, not it? Okay.

And they never, one thing I did like those, they never put val in any of that stuff.

No, she was never dressed in like, "Oh, we're gonna throw her on the beach and put her in little skimpy bikinis, like they never did any of that." Right. Right. So that was it. And then there's one more, this moment was what speaking of val, there's one more. And the idea that we talked about it earlier, she clearly was not comfortable nor for whatever reason, contractual, or whatever, ever on an actual board doing anything. Not when they were skateboarding, not when they were

riding, nothing, nothing. And they, those fast edits actually make it to where that's what

made me go, well, they definitely can't show her, because they didn't have a girl, dirtboard writer. Right. And they show her feet, and that's it. And then even when they're in the skate park, later on, they don't show her at all. The only time we see her on a board isn't in the surf part, which she did great. Right. You want to show her in your life, maybe? Maybe. But yeah. So that was something that I did notice, like she clearly as an actress. She probably didn't

even bother lying like every, like every other actor in the world. But again, it's also a risk. If there's no, there's nobody in the world that would answer the question, do you mount and board? Yeah. Sure. Yeah. No. No, but you could tell, because we know Brandon is a skateboarder. He talked about when we talked to him. So him and even Sam seemed like he had skateboarding, you know, whatever. So they were able to show more of that. But um, that was something

I definitely know. She's not on a board except for that. Sorry for it. I gotta watch it. Yeah.

That's it.

rate the film that we just saw. My guess is our ratings are going to be probably a little bit different this week. Yeah, spider. Yes. Spidey. Spidey. Spidey. Spidey is not happy over there with rooster. All right. I can tell. We're going to do one out of 10. This way. And we're going to make one the littlest number. So that's probably our shortest recommendations of ratings we've ever had.

It is. We don't have many, but I think they're good. So we're going to do one of the 10 cold

irons striking why the iron is cold as they did eight years later. Why 2K Oakley Sunglass adds one of 10 hoole hoole chickens one of the 10 Spidey and roosters. One of the 10 dirt devils

three second criminal investigations one of the 10 age inappropriate relationships. One of the

10 Barney pajamas or one of the 10 friendly business practices. I think we know what it's going to be. Don't we? Of course. It's got to be Spidey and roosters. It's good old Spidey and roosters. Why don't we start with you and you tell us why you like this movie and I'll tell you why you're wrong. Why don't we start with that? Oh man. Okay. I'm good at it. And I'm I'm I'm I'm not upset about it. I'm not ashamed. This movie even though it was brand new to me had such a depth of nostalgia

for me. Right. I was this movie's biggest cheerleader through and through. I loved it. Yes. There were

a couple of missed steps. I do think there should be now a third one to then actually get back in the water and give me some more of what I was hoping for. And this first this second movie but you know I thought the movie was was a great. It was cute. It was something. It wasn't horrible. And like I said, it was going to have to take a horrible movie to make me have a negative tone with it.

I thought Brandon it was so great to see him have a chance to reprise this amazing role for him.

That was awesome. And also to get a lot more of we got a bit of it in the first movie but to really dive into more of this amazing relationship between the two Johnny's. Yeah. It was something that I thought was very cool. And really what I took from it the most. I loved this relationship. Can't wait to give it an award one day. And I'm going to stick with a solid eight fighties and roosters. Wow. Okay. Go Brandon. It was not horrible. It can't be horrible when

you're right. You have this amount of nostalgia and it love Brandon. Love the cast for the most part. I thought the kid was a bit of a misstep. I don't blame him. He was young. But the movie did have some some pretty bad plot holes though. And some stuff that just really didn't make any sense.

But just nostalgia based and Brandon based, I think I'm generously going to give this a six

point of spiteies and roosters not even a seven. Not even a seven. No, I can't do it. I can't do it. Sorry, it's fighting, but I can't do it. I mean, especially when you go back to how good the

first one was. Right. I mean, that's hard. So good. The first one is one of my favorites that we've

done. I mean, this was the, the, the Johnny tsunami was just a really great. Oh, god. Double seemed was better. We just got a little bit of thinking double team was better. You know, the clip literally popped up on my feet again of her doing the special secret move at the end with the basketball. And I wanted to rewrite it even lower. It was, yeah. So, no, I think six point five is generous and this is based solely on Brandon and the cast. And because the, it needed to rewrite, the story

needed to rewrite. Some of the casting was, was strange. Just age wise. The timing of the movie didn't make a whole lot of sense. And again, I know I'm nitpicking, but I loved the first one so much and Brandon so good that I'm giving it six point five. It makes it hard. It makes it hard when the first one is so good to live up to the hype and the expectation. Yeah. And the first one was so so good. Yeah. And Lee, not, not having Lee Thompson there was weird. Yeah. So there was,

there was some strangeness in this movie that I could not look past. And the kid was so annoying. I know, and I love Jake and all of his other roles. He's so wild. He's very, very sometimes. Actually, made me feel like he sounded a little bit like Simba for a bunch of takes. He's like, he's got a great little voice. I mean, he was, he's normally the other stuff we've seen him in.

We've watched other things with him.

And it must be, you know, sometimes it's their director you work with. Sometimes it's the other

actors you work with. But if you go back, he's fighting a smile in even very serious scenes. He's laughing and appropriate. Let's, it's little kid stuff that you do when you're a really little kid actor. I did it when I was a really little kid actor. It happens. So I, it's not like, oh, this, this 12 year old or 10 year old needs to be beaten down. No, it's not that at all. It's just, it wasn't a great performance. So, you know, it kind of took me out of it a little bit. And again,

having nothing to do with him, that his character was really annoying. And there's no redeeming moments from his character. And that's not his fault. And that's not his fault at all. And then Disney. Very

on Disney. Yes, because he wasn't meant to be the villain, like character, right? Right. So that, yeah,

very on Disney. You know, you can, you can have a knowing little brother that still has moments of kind of awesomeness. We've seen it all the time in this joke. Remember the brain cool sister. There you go. God. We've got to get a little sister and this little brother together to make the worst de-com in the history of film. That will be fine. Well, thank you, everybody, for joining us. By the way,

I think you're probably going to think that we're both wrong. That Spidey thought it was too good.

And I thought it was too bad. So somewhere in the middle is probably right. But thank you for joining us. Our next movie keeps us near the ocean. And it is a biographical drama based on real events from the September 11th attacks. So I think it's safe to say this is not going to be a comedy. And it starts some very big names for a de-com. It's 2004's Tiger Cruise, starring Hayden Penetir and Bill Pullman. This one is available to stream on Disney Plus.

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