1025. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump Plans To Suspend Federal Gas Tax, Hantavirus Cruise Ship & Shane Gillis Infuriates Chelsea Handler

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- What is up guys? It's Amy Priscilla. You're listening to the show for the relis. Say goodbye, I almost forgot. Say goodbye to the lies and pick this illusions

with reality. - Okay. - Yeah, I'm all over. - Yep. - Just fucking start the show, DJ. Jesus, don't be a ho. - Show the show.

- All right. - Well, children in there, you gotta have been working all day. - Ever. - It's been like three weeks straight of events every day. - Yeah, I'd say it's been a stretch.

- Yeah, it's been a stretch. - It's been a stretch. - It's tired. - Forget me. - It's tired, Grandpa. - Yeah, my 180 IQ is now 160. - Oh man, that's still good though.

- That's the point though, I see what you did there. I'm over in Jaclyn's fucking home. - Yeah, man, what's going on, dog? - Nothing, man. Yoke fest back in action.

- I'm getting there. - Yeah, bro. - Oh, ribs and dick, there's something. - That's it, that's the theme of the summer, actually. - That's right.

- Ribs and dick. - That's right. - Summer 26. - That's it. - Plates full.

- That sounds a little gay. (laughing) - Summer 26, ribs and dick. - Ribs and dick. - Which comes first.

- Yeah, well, nobody said in that order. - You know what I'm saying? - I mean, yes, Bill Cosby. (laughing) - One has the girlfriend's shit, man.

Dude, no, it was a good day.

“I woke up, you know, I think it's been like a week or so,”

since I sent you that picture of me on the scale. - Yeah. - Right, same week. - Oh really? - Yeah, and I didn't look at it since.

So we're still maintaining it, we're good there. I gotta keep going though, you know. - Well, you're getting to a point now, or if you're lifting, which I haven't seen you lifting,

you keep telling me you're lifting. I know you're lying. - No, no, no, no, no, no. - That's not on the spot. - Bullshit.

- The other day I asked you, if you worked out today, and you said yes, and then I went back after I walked away,

'cause at the end of the day, here's what happened.

- No, no, no, no, no, no, no. - I have witnesses. - Uh, I have witnesses. - Nope. It was last week, the end of the day, I said you trained today.

- What day was it? - I don't know. I don't remember, but I said, did you train today, and you said, yeah. And then I went back, and I replayed the day, okay?

- And I'm like, no, I was here early today. I was here early, and I didn't see DJ in the gym. I didn't leave, were you in the gym the whole time? I was here the whole time, huh? - And, but you weren't here the whole time.

- 'Cause you were doing like training and other things, like pistol training. So then I did all the math, and I said, there's no way to train. - But you, you're clarifying what you're trying to do.

- You've certainly lied, right to my face. - No, you didn't clarify the type of training. - Yeah, you've not trained it, yeah, I trained every day though. - All right, so now I know I got to watch out. I gotta, I gotta, I gotta, how do you trust someone

with your life? He's gonna lie to your face. - Oh, no, no, no, bullshit. - No, no, I got witnesses. I have an accountability partner.

We work out. We got the Murph prep tomorrow. - Yeah. - Feel free to join us, you know. - I'm getting in, okay.

- You didn't think? - I'm just saying, last time you fucking got kind of in shape, you got fat again. - No, no, I think this is the furthest up. - Cool.

- Shack. - Yeah. (laughing) - I'm like one for 2000. - Yeah.

- I understand why I never play basketball.

- I, listen, I did it dude. - Not my jeans. - He's right. (laughing) - Oh shit man, no man, everything's good though, dude.

- He's gonna keep going, not getting fat again bro. - No, we're keeping a cruising dog. - Yeah, we're keeping a good bro. - I got, I have no choice. I have no choice, you told me you would fire me.

- Yeah, I will. - Yeah, gotta stay with it though. - Yeah, dude, it's been a minute guys. I know it's been a minute. We've been working.

But, you know, one of the last shows we did,

“was talking about the he-man show, you remember that?”

- I do. - Yeah, I do. - And you remember what you told the people? - I did. I told them that he-man was the greatest.

- That's right. - And that man of arms was my favorite. - That's right. - That's right. They came out with the new Hillcat man.

- Hellcat man. Hellcat man showed up the next day. - That's right. - The brand new Hillcat man. - The brand new Hillcat man.

- We got really good people with a listen to the show, dude. And you told them not to send you anything. - Yeah. - I'm sure somebody did. - They sent you some stuff.

- Fuck, yeah, I got, you want to see it? - Oh, you got it, yeah, I got it, I brought the box to it though. - I told you guys not to do this shit, man. - Yeah. - Let's see what we got here.

- No way. - Yeah, bro. I'm gonna toss it so I can stay on camera. There you go. - Skeletor, bro.

- Yeah, yeah, bro.

- Oh, that's the OG He-man dog.

- Toss that bitch.

“- Oh shit, my aim is getting a little worse, sorry.”

I'll go in and you got the battlecat. That's right. There you go. Look at those hands. - Fucking battlecat, bro.

Who the fuck sent this? - Oh, love, mom. - From shit. - Oh shit, yeah. (laughing) Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up,

let me see you. - No, I'll probably look. (laughing) - Oh, dude, come on man, there you go. - It really does save my mouth. (laughing) - Thanks mom.

- There you go, dad. - Oh dude, that's funny. So mom sent me some he-man. - There you go, man. - There we go, baby.

- And he loves the he-man. - Is that really for my mom? - Yeah, no, that's really- - Is that someone playing a joke? - No, you know how I know, 'cause no one, yeah, I know.

- Yep, yep. - It's Andrew. - Oh, yeah, it's Andrew. - That's right. (laughing)

- Oh, dude, that's hilarious. - Yeah, that's a sick man.

“- Well, thanks mom, you watch this every show.”

I'm actually still a good, good little boy. (laughing) My leg, which might not reflect it all the time, but that's awesome. - Well, yeah, dog. - Fucking battle cap, bro.

- Yeah. - Why's Skeletor so much more jack than he-man?

- Is that, hey, must use first form.

- I was gonna say must be in the jeans. - That's what it is. - Fuck yeah, man. - Hell yeah, don't. - Oh man, no. - I'll take it.

(laughing) - Well, yeah, man, well guys, you know what day it is, dog. We gotta get into it. We got plenty of topics to cruise. Things to talk and prove about.

(laughing) - All right, let's go ahead and do it. - I did confirm with her, she actually did send it here. - Really? (laughing) - She's asking does he like them?

- That's so funny. - That would be why on a somebody like, play to be your mom, you know what I'm saying? Like, hey, people don't wear their shit. - This is true, this is true.

But yeah, man, let's get into it. - I'm gonna say, I think my clothes and putting them on and wearing them

and then posting pictures of themselves

on the internet. (laughing) - Yeah, as he shone. (laughing) (laughing)

- We got a fucking stalker one time. We got a stalker breaking to one of my properties. Still my clothes. Put them on, take pictures in the mirror. - Mm-hm.

“- And that's how we had a fucking catch it up.”

- Yeah, when we put it on Facebook. - Yeah, and when I put them out of the house, I still had the shit on. (laughing) - Yeah, bro. - Stop fuggling me, man.

Just speed. - But with somebody else. - Yeah, please. Please. But yeah, man, let's get into it, guys.

Remember, if you would like to see any of these pictures, headlines, videos, links, go to Andy for sublet.com. Guys, can check them all out there for you. That'd be sad, dude.

Let's get into it. - All right, head on one. Let's kick it off. - Well, gas is high right now. - Yeah, it's high.

- It is high. - It's high. - You know that meme was like, don't be high in the show that like, crack it, lady. (laughing)

Look, yeah, that's how, that's how I feel about right now. That's crazy. But there is a potential plan. I have my reads, "Trump Planned Susus Spend Federal Gas Tax," as Iran wore hammers, Americans.

Here's how much you will save. And it's about 18 cents per gallon. - Yep, yep. So Donald Trump is planning to suspend. Dude, that just shows you how out of touch these people really are, given 18 cents.

- Yeah. - Better, better, better help. - Fuck, yep. - When he's planning to spend it, quote, "We're going to take off the gas tax

"for a period of time and when gas goes down, "we'll let it phase back in." President told CBS News on Monday. The break, so it's 18.4 cents per gallon of gas, 24.4 cents per gallon of diesel.

What I would offer modest relief for drivers who have watched prices explode 50% since the war began to a national average of $4.52 cents. But if introduced today, the average would drop to $4.34, still far above the $2.98

since drivers were paying before the conflict that wrapped it in February, 28. So just in a couple of months, it's literally done. Almost done. Like that's fashion crazy.

Number one, for what? - Yeah. - What are we getting out of it? Oh, nothing, nothing. How about no tax?

How about no tax on fucking anything until you motherfuckers can balance the budget? How about not even being eligible for reelection until that happens?

- Okay, this is bullshit, man.

And it's almost, I mean, dude, it's not almost. It's insulting that that's like what they do. - That's the fix. - Right? - Yeah.

- 18 cents, dog. - What happened to a drill baby drill and do all our own shit and be energy independent and bring gas down to a dollar a gallon? And that, that, that, that, that, that, that.

Oh, what happened to that? - Oh, yeah. - Well, just like everything else, nothing. - Mm-hmm. - What do they do?

There's still the other piece of this, too, man, is the amount of, like, tax dollars. We still haven't really got that on the control.

“They're all the fucking fraud ways and abuse, right?”

The countless billions of dollars that were sending overseas. I mean, it's funny because that actually got, that actually came up in an interview. Specifically, this was Benjamin Netanyahu

did an interview on 60 minutes and they asked him specifically about USA, going to Israel. Did you hear this? No, no, let's check his response to his report.

Do you believe it's time for the State of Israel to re-examine and possibly reset its financial relationship to the United States, meaning what the United States provides to Israel on an annual basis? - Absolutely.

And I've said this to President Trump. I've said it into to our own people. They're jaws dropped, but I said, look. - What do you mean? What do you say?

- I want to draw down to zero. The American financial support, the financial component of the military cooperation that we have. Because we received three point eight billion dollars a year.

“And I think that it's time that we wind ourselves”

from the remaining military support. - Can you give me a time table? - I said, let's start now and do it over the next decade, over the next 10 years, but I want to start now. I don't want to wait for the next Congress.

I want to start now and it could go down very fast. - Okay, let's think about what he's actually saying.

Here's what he's actually saying.

We, you expand Israel across the Middle East because we can't produce anything inside of our own borders to actually pay for our own shit. And while the United States gives us $3.8 billion, I'm going to make it seem like they only give us $3.8 billion

when in reality we get given much more money by our allies in the banking system who robbed the American people with exorbitant interest rates and then turn around and donate it to our country. So I'm going to make a sound like we only give them 3.8.

But under the guise of predatory capitalism, which is exactly what we live under, we're actually getting far more. And if you actually want us to be able to be financially independent,

“then you must support our conquering of the Middle East”

so that we can produce enough things to not have to rely on you, the American taxpayer. So if you don't support the war in Iran and our conquering of the Middle East, then you must want to pay us money.

When in reality we don't support any of it. We don't give a fuck because you're not us. And by the way, you hate us. You don't like us. And then you yell at us and make laws against us

for saying, hey, they hate us and they don't like us. - That's right, that's right. - So that we can't even say it. Okay, so let's get real about what he's saying. He's trying to position himself in a way

that sounds like he's doing the good thing but in order for him to do the quote unquote good thing, then we have to support all these other things for the next 10 years. - That's right.

- So like most of the times, again, actually all the time, he's full of shit. So let's be real about what we're talking about here. - So this sort of happens, that's cool. Something else interesting going on right now

is a talk of the town surrounding Trump specifically that came out. And this has to go back all the way to Butler to the Butler assassination at the time. Okay, and this is very interesting.

There was a mystery online figure who contacted Trump Shooter right before the shooting.

He's finally been on mass.

And his messages raised chilling questions. And they even brought, like, dude, this is weird because this is a situation we really still don't know about. - It's not weird. - I guarantee you it has ties to our own government

and all these things, well, am I right along? - Not yet. - Okay. - Listen, it's fucking weird though. - All right, it's weird.

So there's been this shadow we figure online known as Willy Teppus or Teps. He may contact with one of the Trump assassin, Thomas Trox. Crox, he's a 55-year-old Norwegian neo-Nazi.

Okay, and he actually confirmed exclusively

to the Daily Mail.

“And in a message exchange with the Daily Mail,”

he revealed what he believes was behind Crox evil attempt. Umarud, who is the Daily Mail's learned, is married with children, lives in Spidermanburg and Oslo suburb. We reached out to Crox four years

before the attempt on President Donald Trump's life. And an event in Butler, Pennsylvania, after Crox tagged Teps in a YouTube comment section of a California gun control related video. Quote, "If a gun in a badge is all that is needed,

Hemarud told Crox, quote, then authority obviously comes from the barrel of a gun. We have more guns than they do. There is no way we can avoid a war at this point, so you better just get used to the idea."

Crox YouTube wouldn't dark shortly thereafter, and he was deemed to have no other social media presence. However, Hemermode continued to freely post inflammatory violent, often anti-Semitic messages on the telegram app, as recently as last week,

“where he's contributed between 4,000 and 5,000 posts”

since 2021, he called for drone swarms and assassins and intentions to kill every single leader, politician, media personality, and Jews, and quote. Dubbed the Osama bin Laden of the Nazi underworld. This guy even singled out Trump in one post saying,

"Thank you, Mr. Trump. Those words will be used to hang you." Hemarud is a proud member of the Neo-Nazi group, Nordic Resistance Movement, and is reportedly missing two fingers on his right hand,

possibly due to his interest in weaponry. Now all of this is going on. This group called Citizens Commission, they use an online tracking tool to kind of sift through all of the post and stuff

that he was saying in 83 different channels on the app,

with the first one dating back to May 16th, 2021.

And this is what they have to say. Quote, "What I don't understand is how this guy is still able to keep posting violent stuff "if the investigation into Crooks was thorough," said a spokesman for the group.

How was this text character missed? Or if they knew about him,

“why did they admit it and speaking about the investigation?”

From everything we can tell that appears Crooks talked about assassination attempts with a foreign terrorist in a YouTube comment section. Now, remember the gentleman that was killed. There is a difference between talking about assassination attempts

and planning and assassination. Those are two different things, okay? I mean, and the other piece of this too that I look at, it's like, there's been some very consistent things, right? Like, with all of these shooters with the weird manifestos,

they all typically are left leaning, right? This guy Crooks was the same.

There's always some type of rub.

There's some type of contact that's made between that individual and something mysterious online person, right? But it's kind of like pushing them almost, if you will, right? It kind of feels like she'll show them down this path to where ultimately is their decision,

their actions, that they act on this information, but there's somebody kind of like, just giving a little nudge, right? That's kind of what I picked up from this. Now, Compatore, the firefighter that was killed

in that assassination attempt, right? His wife, Helen, she made it clear that she does not believe the official account either. She says, quote, if you think that kid just got out of bed and went and shot the president and shot my husband,

your batshit crazy, she told the Daily Mail Monday. Compatore said she believes that two people high up at the federal level, who were there during the Biden administration and are still in their positions are responsible

in some way for the assassination attempt. She continues saying, I will find out what happened to him and I will continue focusing on this until the day I die. - Good for her, I agree with her.

I don't know the specifics, I don't agree with the specifics 'cause I don't know them. - Sure. - But I agree that it wasn't just some dork with a rifle and he was somehow MK Ultra or convinced or manipulated

or brainwashed or whatever you wanna call it into doing this thing, right? - Right, well, and then even just the back-in logistics, you know what I'm saying, like the serious failures, like how did he get up on the roof?

How was he on the roof? - Yeah, listen man, there's more than one person involved in this no matter which way you slice it. - Yeah. - And there was more than one person involved

on the scene no matter which way you slice it, no? Okay? They get these people to do these things by straight up lying to them by the way.

and we'll protect you and there's other things in it.

You're doing it to save humanity. - I don't know, you won't be attacked, right? And then they get their brains blown out. - Oh yeah, oh yeah. - And then it serves two purposes one.

It shows that they got 'em, so there's no quote-unquote investigation, and two, it makes that, you know, it ties up any loose ends. - Yeah, you know, yeah. But I mean, to the group that pointed this out too,

it's like, it does raise some questions. - That's right, like if there was a legitimate contact, why wasn't that mentioned anywhere? - Well, I mean, to get it, this is not wrong. - I mean, what he says is the gun

and the badges all you needed, then authority comes from the barrel of a gun.

“I mean, if you have to use the threat of violence”

to get people to do things, then that's not freedom.

You know what I'm saying?

- Yeah, all authority has derived from some sort of threat of violence. We're just used to living under it. So yeah. Now let's put another thing, Sue,

happened in the news that has not been covered, bro, did you see that Vice President JD Vance, his motorcade was shot at? You know, someone told me that, but I never saw that.

- Yeah, I didn't see anything on the internet about it either. - And that's weird. - Well, dude, but do we know that's actually real? - No, no, for sure, the dude that shot him,

he also shot a civilian. He's in the coma now 'cause secret service returned fire. It has not been covered by any major news,

like article source like that at all,

but it's a little bit of a jit situation that happened. - How do you know? - I mean, we got people. - Yeah, it's a real thing, right?

“Yeah, and then like, I mean, even trying to pull today, right?”

But JD Vance, motorcade shot, is there any articles about this at all? - Very few. Washington Post did cover it, there you go. - That's a down there.

(laughs) - Yeah, here we go. Yeah, he's from Texas. Texas man charge and DC shooting, this is the road to the NBA Fin.

Texas man charge and DC shooting was walking along the path of Vance's motorcade agent says. Yeah, the man accused, the fire and the gun at law enforcement officers near the Washington Monument this week

was walking along the path of vice president JD Vance's motorcade before the shooting and made a vulgar remark about the White House after the confrontation. According to the court filing Wednesday,

Michael Marks, 45 of the Midland Texas was shot multiple times during Monday's confrontation and was shot in the back and was in the back of an ambulance on his way to a hospital when he said,

"Fuck the White House and kill me, kill me, kill me." In quote. Yeah, but nobody's been fucking covered. I mean, I need a video of it and everything dude. There's video and everything, and he has,

you know, they might not be covering it 'cause they don't want to encourage more of that. Or it was actually the real.

“That's what leads to what the conspiracy theorists are saying.”

I mean, the real situation that happens on the no coverage, but when fake scenarios controlled scenarios happen, they covered them. Oh, you're saying like this is a real vigilante. This was a real, like we talked about last week

which I predicted is going to start happening. That's right. All you have to do is look back in history. We are at a point in time, no different than what happened in 1930s Germany where people are suffering so much

and there's been so little accountability and moral degradation has been so overdone to where people feel like they have nothing to lose. And when that starts happening, vigilante starts to happen. And then you get one, then you get two,

then you get four, then you get eight, then you have a fucking problem. - Yeah. - Right. So it makes sense to me why they wouldn't put this out there if it was a real situation.

Is that him? - No, no, that's the firefighter. - Okay. - That's his wife Ellen. - Yeah, that's such bullshit.

- And like the part two that I don't like is just simply like the lack of information around these scenarios and they get mad when people question the official narratives but it's like you're not releasing anything on it.

You know what I'm saying? I'm gonna shit the fucking moral ego shooting. Like the lack of information about the Butler shooting is it should raise red flags for every single person. I mean, real talk, like even, you know,

like I know that in the conspiracy world or whatever you wanna call it, the truth world. Most people understand that there was something bigger going on there but in the normie world, they still take it for face value, right?

And clearly it wasn't exactly what they've presented to be no different than the Charlie Kirk situation, no different than JFK, no different than any of these things.

I'm just tired of being lied to you.

I mean, if you think about the situation that we're in and you think about that we literally pay more in taxes than we get to keep when you do all the math. And then you think about how much they lied to us and how much they manipulate us

and how much they gaslight us in a believing that we're free. While they go ahead and make anti-speech law so you can't criticize people that are doing the various things. Right? It just gets me matter and matter and matter

when you really like think about what is actually happening here. I mean, when you walk down to the gas station you see dudes in their construction best coming off work, you know, they're covered in dirt 'cause they work their asses off all day. And they're counting change out to buy a fucking sandwich.

That's not a right, man.

And it discussed me as an American

that these people who are, you know, worth hundreds of millions and billions of dollars are willing to squeeze people of that fucking heart, forget at all, okay? Like, it shouldn't be at all. This is supposed to be land of the free.

“That's what this country was founded upon.”

It's supposed to be very little gathering very little in everyday life and it has become the opposite of that. And we are the worker bees of the world. We are the only people in the world who are told their free who get told that we live in the best country in the world

get told all of these things and then get told to go work hard and this and that and they're all virtues, which I believe those are strong virtues. They're biblical virtues. But then to have the fruits of our labor ripped from us

and confiscated by what is really just a modern day royal system just like it has been happening, you know, for thousands of years. And this is why Empire's fall. And this is why there's revolutions.

Because eventually the people get tired of it, they do the math and they realize there are far more of us than there are of them. And the fear is what keeps us from realizing that, right? Like, like, everybody, like the tax thing, for example.

If everybody just stopped paying taxes, the lot of this would solve itself. But the truth of the matter is everybody's afraid to stop paying taxes.

“But the truth is they don't have the manpower”

to do fucking anything about it. They can't do anything about it. It takes some three or four years to figure out if you, the citizen doesn't pay your tax.

So what if, you know, 200 million people decided,

I'm not doing it. Oh, what are they going to do? They can't nothing, they can't do anything. So they don't have the power to do it. Their power is largely based on intimidation in fear.

All right, and in order for us to get our country back, we're going to have to come to the realization that that is what their power is based upon. It's based upon fear, it's based upon intimidation. And we no longer live in the country

that we have been brought up to believe that we live in. That is just a matter of fact. Now, when we say this is the greatest country in the world, I think we have the greatest people in the world.

“I think we have the greatest intentions of the world.”

I think the American spirit is the best in the world. But take all of that away and say, we live in the greatest country in the world by what metric are we defining that? Because by all measurable metrics, that is not currently true.

You have them in for a minute. That's right, for a long time. And the reason that people don't realize it is because they're kept in such a place of poverty, they can't even afford to go anywhere else.

You go to Japan, dude, like you go to Japan, they've protected their culture, okay? Japanese culture has been Japanese culture for thousands of years. They don't allow it to be diluted. It's a high-trust society.

You can leave your bike out. You can leave your keys to your car and your car. You can walk around and do whatever you want. And nobody does anything. People understand standards.

People understand that we are the collective of Japanese people. And this is how we operate. And America culture has been intentionally diluted to such a point where we have, yes, we have people that operate as if we're supposed to as Americans.

But then we have a whole bunch of other people that don't do shit, that these people who are doing the right thing have to fun, okay? And it's a mess, man. And unfortunately, you know,

or fortunately, however you want to look at it,

And what the turn is is what we decide it to be.

And that's the thing that the people have to understand. This is going to go one or two ways. This is going to go the way of, we get our country back. We remove all of these ridiculous taxes and this ridiculous oppression,

and financially that we have in the country and we restore American standards and American culture. Or we're going to become the shithole of the world. Those are the two things that are going to happen here. And it's up to the American people to decide.

They are going to have to wake up. They're going to have to become aware. They're going to have to stop fighting over stupid things that we are intentionally propagated to fight over like identity politics, black, white, gay, straight.

All these things that really, and out here in the real world, aren't even things that we have in our face on a regular basis. But what we do have in our face on a regular basis is the unaffortability of basic needs for a lot of people.

The lack of opportunity to get out of these holes because the system has rigged against them. And it's interesting how people will fight over things

that they never have to deal with in real life

or very rarely have to deal with in real life. But they won't address the things that affect them on a daily basis. They'll just let those things slide. That's saying the sea turtles.

Yeah, it doesn't make sense.

“And I think that comes from a position of people feel powerless.”

But that's not the case. That's a big lie. They intentionally make us feel powerless so that we won't question, won't ask, won't challenge the status quo of them.

The elite, the very rich, milking the regular American people into a place of financial hardship so much out of the point where they don't have the ability to worry about the system being fixed because they're too worried about figuring out how to survive.

And what you say, too, dude, it's much easier

to fight a faceless enemy.

A faceless, nameless enemy that is to confront real threat. Real enemy. It's much more easier to do that, bro. So yeah, it's just low IQ shit. And people, like this, look at the internet.

And look at all these people, like look at the current argument, okay? That guy's a fad. No, that guy's a fad. No, that guy's a fad. Let me tell you something, we're all fucking fads

because we're all employees of the government because they steal way more of our fucking dollars than we get to keep. That makes us employees of them.

“So if you want to be real about it, you're all”

fucking fads. Every single fucking one here, you just don't fucking get it. So like, why don't we stop arguing about all of these things and figure out that we're all on the same team and those motherfuckers ain't.

The day that happens is when things start to get better. But people would rather get clicks than likes and shares because a lot of these quote unquote talking heads have had the funds that used to go to the media and now funnel to them.

And this is the only way they've ever made any sort of financial gain in their life. They weren't successful before this. They didn't have money before this. They weren't famous before this.

But now they are, so they find every single thing to fight about they possibly can. And that division and that constant antagonization amongst the people of each other is what's costing us our country.

It's costing us everything. Okay, so like before you go out there and say, "That guy's a fend, that guy's a fend. "Well, you're a fend too, motherfucker. "You just don't know it."

Yeah, and put it together again. You pay more in tax to them than you get to keep. "Oh, I only pay 30% on the fuck you don't." You're not adding in all the other tax. You're not adding in the tax you pay on food.

You're not adding in the tax you pay on gas. You're not adding in the tax you pay to own property.

“How can you be free if you don't even own your property?”

How can you be free if you can buy a house? And then if you don't pay your property tax, they can take it back. That's not fucking freedom. You don't own shit.

That's all lie. So, but here's 18 cents off for that. Yeah, it's like dude. It's just, bro, it's low IQ, it's low IQ, selfish, self-serving nonsense. Yeah, that's what it is.

Yeah. Yeah, man. Yeah. That sounds what you guys think, man, down to the comments. Well, that's no, man.

Oh, he's a fend. Yeah, so are you? That's right. So are you? You may not have an official title, but you're an employee of the government.

When you, when you, you're going to say it, like they own you, they own you. Yeah, man. Do that, that, that, that, that division shit that I brought is so annoying. It's so annoying. There's bigger fish to fry, guys.

Yeah, let's keep cruising though, man.

We've got more. Yeah. Yeah, headline two. Let's dive into it. Now, I know.

Oh, that guy's bought the paid for.

Yes, or you. That's right. So are you?

“You don't fucking, you're not, you're not getting it, dude.”

They own you, they own you, they fucking own you. You just haven't realized it. Yeah. Um, you got to do an update, uh, since last time I talked to you, I'm not liking what I'm seeing with COVID 2.0, I'm not.

And there's some, like, bro, this might be some 10-fuel hat time, okay, because there's a lot of interesting shit happening in this. Let's dive into it though. Uh, so they started to be barking, uh, disembarking the, uh, the cruise ship, right? Um, they landed in Spain, they started, uh, you know, passing them out.

Which is interesting, like, full stop right there, bro, if they're some shit, that's already contained.

How about we just keep that shit there for a minute?

You don't understand? Like, I mean, that's logical, isn't it? No, let's spread them out throughout the world, right? What, what has anything that they've done over the last six years been based on any sort of logic?

Yeah, bro. Now, listen, I get it, dude. Um, but yeah, so they started letting me smell fuckers off the, off the ship, um, they started disembarking on Sunday, and, um, shit, dude, how a fuck it, ooh, shit. See, I didn't have a case tracker on the other day.

“No, bro, that's what I'm, dude, that's what I'm saying, dude.”

I know. Like, bro, yeah, dude, fuck, um, yeah, so they started letting me smell fucking off the ship, right? And, um, to your surprise, see, by the surprise, there's U.S., there's Sprint and she vacuumes.

They've already tested positive, okay?

Um, and, uh, they're already here. They're already here. Those are video here, um, two of those patients, they're now in Atlanta, um, at Emory Hospital. Now, once you guys have watched this clip, you guys listen to the audio, pause it, come

over to fucking YouTube, come check this clip out. That looks exactly like the shit they were playing at the beginning of COVID. Oh, man. Exactly. Dude.

Yeah, let's watch this guys. No, no, there's no audio here, but you're watching this, okay? This was taken today when this shows being recorded, okay, these patients coming in. Everybody's in Hasmat suits, stuff for that one guy, that's kind of weird. Well, I mean, getting the full Hasmat suit.

So you guys mask on, got the mask, got the N95 on. He's good. Social distancing, right? Okay. Now, I tried to scrub the internet today, because we had just talked about it.

You were all those videos and shit from 2020 to like, you can't, it's hard to find any of. I had to use the way way back machine to fucking pull this clip that I'm out to show you here. This was just just to remind people, this is what it looked like in 2020, not very long

ago. Shit, like this, okay, this was out of China, it passed them out, they got the rubber shoes on, we talked about the roadblocks they were doing, people laying in the street. It was everywhere. It was everywhere.

It was everywhere. They're showing people like laying dead in the street. How many times during COVID could you come across someone just laying dead in the street from COVID? Not from COVID from like, fit and all of a sudden, no, no, so there's a difference, not

the same thing. Erely Sim, yeah. Erely Sim? What did I tell you guys was likely going to happen to? Well, let me remind you, what I said was, is that eventually, because of the way that

COVID went down, the nefarious play would be to release something that actually does kill people so that everybody would ignore it and then actually get sick. And then they could blame the people who were criticizing it and who deniers the COVID deniers, they could, they could blame them and hold them accountable for the quote unquote misinformation. What they tried to do during COVID too.

So now, an interesting update, right?

“You remember this dude covered him, remember that with this video, you crying, right?”

This guy? Yeah. So I want to show you, so this, he was allegedly one of the guys I'm going to do. He's probably some fucking actor from a shampoo commercial or some shit. You know what I'm saying?

I guess what's going to happen. We're going to find out this dude is like, there's something. It's 10 times worse. Oh, bro. It's 10 times longer.

Okay. So this video, right?

We played on the show last week, okay?

But being the internet, nothing gets deleted. This video is next clip is from 2021.

“Same guy, let's check this out, remember the same shirt.”

You must like green. Check this clip out. Let's get vaccinated, gorgeous, vaccinated girls get boosted and gorgeous boosted girls and get boosted again if you're eligible. Cool.

Okay. Yeah. All right. Ross Marion, okay, Jake, Ross Marion, all right, from Boston, right. I'm doing a little diggin.

This is on his LinkedIn page. He spent a little stint at the Jerusalem Center for Public Affairs, okay, where he

performed standard research collection analysis using a variety of online databases, assisted

in videography, recording and editing of interviews with the political analyst and responsible for posting a monitoring web article written by field experts. He's a student photographer and he likes the theaters. Now, the rabbit hole gets a little crazier, right, because I'm pulling this stuff off of all online.

I'm trying to verify it myself, right? Did you know that the Hebrew slang for Hanta means nonsense, a lie, a scam, a hoax or something totally fake? I did not. It ain't that fucking weird.

Now, they've already put, they've already started putting fucking, you know, the snopes, fucking fact checks and shit on there, and yes, it does mean that, however, this should not be confused with the hands of virus, which comes from the hands-on valley in Korea, is so they're saying.

“Now, I know you're big on accountability, seeking it, wanting it, right?”

And it's so interesting, because again, we talk last show about this, right?

Somebody's listening, Andy. Somebody's listening. That line reads, send it to Rand Paul, a whistleblower's revelation about the COVID coverup is coming as the American people want Fauci behind bars. No, we don't want him behind bars.

We want him in a woodchipper. That's right. That's right. Yeah, Rand Paul, doggy. I don't think woodchipper's good enough for Fauci.

That's the advice. I think we're talking full-brave heart. I say do what he did to the beagles. Yeah, put his head in a little thing and let the fucking flesh eating ants. Give him real COVID and put it, put it like one of those cameras on him just to watch.

You know, I can just take a few weeks or whatever. Keep him alive, you know, put an IV on him, you know, and say feed him through a tube. Give him some adrenaline every now and then. Yeah, like that movie with your art butler where he catches that, that pilot, that killed his family.

He's art and shit. A law-biting citizen. Yep. Right? He puts IV and gives him adrenaline and makes sure that he stays alive as long as possible.

That's, that's what that man deserves. Yeah. Well, it may be coming sooner than you, sooner than we think. All right. Now, Rand Paul, I like Rand Paul.

He's cool, right? He's, you know, typically true to is where I haven't seen the whole lot. I'm sure there's stuff out there. I haven't not seen yet. But what I've seen shows me he's a pretty good dude.

And he's in testify and efforts to hold Dr. Anthony Fauci accountable for alleged lies to Congress regarding gain of function research. Now, of course, this is just the surface. Now, the deadline for the statute of limitations on Fauci's criminal referral this today.

Although the Trump Justice Department led by former Attorney General Pam Bondi or acting Attorney General Top Blanche is not issued any public comments regarding potential charges. Rand Paul is committed to maintain the pressure on the COVID cover-up. He's scheduled a Senate hearing for Wednesday. This Wednesday may 13th at 10 a.m.

I posted this out. And this comes shortly after, or shortly before I should say, David Morans, Dr. Fauci's top advisor, he was invited, but Fauci still walks free. And yeah, an important document was announced against David Morans, a former top Fauci official for allegedly hiding COVID-related records using a private email account.

So he's been invited, he's yet, but Fauci's still out there. Now, Rand Paul is admitted a few tweets or no, there's no statute of limitations on crimes against humanity. There's not. There's not.

But Rand Paul tweeted this out, says, next week, I'm holding a hearing with a whistleblower who would testify publicly about the COVID cover-up.

“Market calendars, Wednesday, May 13th at 10 a.m. the truth is coming.”

And the subsequent tweet posted this out. This was in response to James Wood saying, this is a do nothing Congress. They won't do anything except they're, except line their own pockets. It's exhausting and beyond the supporting, but you know that, Fauci will walk free,

with Congress. This isn't in our hands any longer. I did the work, investigated, and sent multiple criminal referrals to the DOJ, whether he's indicted or not now is not up to Congress. It is up to the DOJ, and no, no, it's not.

It's up to you, motherfucker. You were elected, you took an oath, you are there to represent the people. All of these people should be putting abnormal amounts of pressure on the DOJ to get this done. This idea of kicking the can over, oh, it's them, it's them, it's them, it's them, that's just another way of letting nothing happen.

Okay, here's the bottom line.

All of you folks were elected to fucking represent the better one of the people, and you don't do it because you make more money in Congress than you could in real life. That's it. You don't want to sacrifice your position, you don't actually represent the American people, and if you did, these people would have been held accountable a long time ago, but they're

not because you're all fucking pussy and you won't fucking sacrifice your own or potentially sacrifice your own well-being for what is right, which is what you swore to do. Don't give me this shit, Rand Paul, oh, it's not in my hands.

“You're a part of the fucking problem, just like everybody fucking else, okay?”

Now I can appreciate what you say. I can appreciate that you get up and say things that we all know to be true, but unless there's actually accountability, you're no different than anybody else, and that's the bottom line, and that goes for every single one of you elected pussy's up there in fucking

Washington, D.C., did you know what else this gave me vibes up to, bro?

It's the standard playbook that they've been running, where like when something's going on. Oh, it's their fault. Not only that, but it's like something that something's going on, major event, whatever the case is, right, and people start calling bullshit too much, boom, let's move to the next

thing. Well, no shit. Same playbook. Yeah. Over and over and over.

Oh, we hate what's going on with Israel, oh, by the way. Hentavara. It's right. Well, I mean, like in the timeline, right? Well, be for that.

And then we figure out the hentavara's bullshit, they'll be in other war. And this is all to avoid accountability for the oppression and the criminal injustices that our own government who was elected to represent the people continuously participate in. That is what the point is.

They do not want to do anything that will sacrifice their own position and their own well being and their own income, which, by the way, comes at the fleecing of the American people.

“Why do we not, why do we not, deport all of these Somali migrants?”

Why are they not out of here? Why are all of these illegal migrants that have come over here? Why are they not going? There's only one reason. There's only one, we could say, oh, it's because of this or because of that or because

of this or because of that. No, there's one fucking reason. The reason is they don't want to. That's it. Do you think that that was like ever a serious plan?

I don't know if it's a serious plan, like, like, they all get started off as a serious thing. No. You really want these people out? No, I'm not.

Look, what do you think? I don't know. I'm not in the room.

But at the end of the day, the bottom line is if they, one of them gone, they would

be gone. And that is it. That's the end of, that's the bottom line. Yeah. If they wanted them gone, they'd be gone.

And they're not gone, which means they don't want them gone. Okay.

“Now, do I believe it was a coordinated plan?”

I absolutely 100% believe that it was a coordinated plan by Democrats, by Democrats, to flood the country with potential voters because they have alienated a lot of the black and minority voters by over-promising and never delivering, not under-delivering, never delivering, which has disenfranchised a lot of their traditional voter base. So when you've disenfranchised your traditional voter base, common sense would say, we need

to fix that. So let's go out and let's do what's right and let's fix this with these people. But that's not how these people think because they have no intention of fixing anything because the way they make money is by enbezzling and stealing and misappropriating the funds that they promise our minorities for their own benefit.

So instead of actually fixing what's going on, they say, okay, we'll fuck them.

We'll bring in a whole bunch of new people.

Who would just replace them? What's it? And I think there's a lot more to that than just the Democrats wanting their votes. I think there's that. I also think there is the destabilization of American culture, which is, I don't think all

of the Democrats, like I don't think they're smarter than I think that comes from higher up the chain, people that are in the world economic forum, people that are very anti-white and they want to remove the quote unquote threat of white Americans or white people in general, you know, I think there's a lot of different reasons, but, and they all come from different levels.

Okay, I don't think all these Democrats understand.

“Like I think they probably all understand the voting part, right?”

We need more voters so we can stay in power when we get the money. I think these people are pretty fucking stupid. I don't think a lot of them understand what the real reason is. That's right. Yeah, that's right.

Yeah.

But like, well, I mean, the right A.S. and that either, though, right?

No, no, no, that's what I'm saying. When the people came in, they were busing them further into the country. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, guys, like in down in Texas, like, brother, like, Abbott, why the fuck would we do

that? Yeah. You know what I'm saying? There's been tax payer money on a bus or a fucking, or a flight, send them back home. Listen, I think they all suck, but I do think that the Democrats are responsible for

that part of it. For sure. For sure.

“I think the Republicans, I think they have the infiltrated at a degree by a lot of people”

who aren't actually Republicans are conservative, who ran under that banner, who actually represent the interests of the Democrats. With all that being said, your original question was, do you think it's a official plan? I don't think they get a room together and say, oh, man, you know, here's the plan as a collective. But I think there's things that are understood that don't need to be explained.

I think that's more of what is going on at this point in time. But again, yeah, they could all meet down at the, you know, the little secret handshake dungeon, where they eat children or whatever the fuck they do, and, you know, and yeah, they could all be on the same page. But I think there's, I think these people are very stupid.

I think these people, the reason that they have sought government positions is always, and

I, I believe this with 99% of these people is always to serve their own interests. That's it. I think there's a few guys up there that are true Americans that represent people, and those are ones that get to attack the most, like Thomas Massey. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Timbership. Yeah. These are the guys that get blasted. Yeah.

So, they answer your question. I don't know. Yeah. Do you think, do you think the sentiment of trying to get these people out of the country was a real plane?

“Like, do you think that was like, I think they knew, I think they look at, I mean,”

do you think that was just a ploy used to this? I think these people look at the polls. They understand the pain points that people want. They play to those pay points, and they have no shame in not doing anything that they tell us they're going to do.

Yeah. That's what I think. Yeah. They've been doing it in the black community for fucking 60 years, okay? They go in every two years, and they say, hey, black people, we're going to fix all

the shit that the white guys did to you. Right. All excited. They get them all excited, and then what they do, what they do, is then they blame whitey, all right.

And they drive that narrative racism, and they promise all this shit, and then when they can't deliver it, because they've stolen the money, or they've misappropriated the funds, or they were allowed fraud to funnel them, it back to them, then they come in again and say, man, we tried, but why do you fuck it up? And that serves a lot of different purposes.

It removes accountability from them. It gets the focus back on people who aren't really the enemy, and it creates enough division to where nobody can really see what is actually going on. Yeah. Guys, something on this conversation, man.

Let us know what you guys think down in the comments. Oh, Biden. Oh, yeah. Let's keep cruising. Man, we got headline three.

This is probably one of my favorite dudes out there right now in the game. Shane Gillis is in the news. Yeah. Yeah. What do you do?

I mean, I thought he did great. I thought he did great. So headline three weeks.

entice Jeffrey Epstein at Brutal Kevin Hart Rose.

The roast things are fun to me. I don't think I would ever want to like submit to that type of torture. You know what I'm saying? Like they don't roast me. I don't do well in those environments.

I would want to fight.

“I think it just depends on the nature of, you know, of it.”

Would you do a roast? I mean, I'd be pretty easy to roast. I'm worried about it. Fitchie. Yeah.

I mean, Shane does a pretty good impression. I mean, you know, we should do a couple of times video. You guys made a couple of years ago. That shit was funny. It's fucked.

Dude. That shit was so funny. Dude. Who would be your panel? Like who would you want to roast you?

I mean, it has to be people that know you. Yeah. Right. That's true. So I don't know.

I'm not big enough to have a roast yet.

No. You guys can roast me. Yeah. We have an internal roast. Yeah.

Right. Very great. Yeah. Okay. We do that every day.

Yeah. That's right.

“I mean, are you really friends with someone if you don't roast the fuck out of them?”

I mean, I don't feel like we can't be friends if I can't roast you. Not only that. Like if I don't like you, I don't care enough to roast you. I just say you're a fucking piece of shit. If I don't make you feel terrible, then we're probably not friends.

Yeah. But I don't even want to waste my wit on you. That's right. That's right. Dude.

Yeah. Yeah. I do like that culture is getting back to that. It is. Well, I mean, that's kind of where I want to talk about today on this road.

It's like, you know, comedy is one of those things, dude. It's like people get real but hurt so easy on it, dude. But it's just like, are there any lines of comedy? I don't think they're can be if we're going to call it comedy. You don't know what I'm saying?

I don't think there should be. No. But yeah. And so Shane Gilles is making some news. Shane Gilles and Chelsea Handler traded barbs during Netflix is the roast of Kevin

Clark. That's the first mistake. What's that? Shane Gilles is funny. Yeah.

You know, the handler has never been fun.

She's never been funny. There's never been anything funny about her. She openly talks about how she's a fucking whore and how she's totaled to generate. And the shit's not fun. Like, I've never thought for, you know, else is not funny is that that fat girl.

The woman with the little fucking mouth and shit. I can't make her name. Well, that sounds like I oxymoron. She looked like this. Ooh.

Fat girl with little mouths. I'm not searching on her mouth, my view, my computer's reached out, search that shit. She's super annoying. Melissa McCarthy? No, she's white.

White? Okay. She's annoying. I don't understand why she's famous. Amishu.

Amishu. That person is not funny. No, I don't. What show me a clip in a history of Amishu? Of Amishu.

That is that you laugh that. Like, there's not a single one. This one right here. That's gonna go out. There's not a single one.

So we're like, where did this woman come from? Like, she, like, who invited her? Yeah. Like, like, for real. I mean, yeah, well Shane Gillis is definitely out of the, I would want to fuck and go back

before it's weird. I love Shane Gillis. I think he's the best in the game right now. I actually think he's one of the best of all time. He's getting already.

He's getting there. Oh, dude. He's getting there. He's funny, dude.

“Listen, in comedy there, to be the, some of the best of all time, you have to dominate”

in era. Yeah. Eddie Murphy dominated an era in the '80s. George Clarkland dominated an era. Uh, down recalls, that was what the '50s.

Martin, uh, what Martin? Uh, Martin Lawrence, Martin Lawrence, dominated an era, believe it or not. His stand-up used to be fucking hilarious. Yeah. Dave Chappelle.

Dave Chappelle dominated a era. Shane, this is Shane Gillis era. Yeah. Okay. So he, my opinion is one of the greatest other.

Yeah. No, I mean, listen, there's a lot of, there's a lot to be set for. Yeah. There's a lot to be set for that. Um, but yeah, so Kevin Hart had a roast on his, uh, yesterday and, um,

Shane Gillis was invited and he just said, you know, they all take turns roasting whoever the panel is, right? Shane Gillis went in, bro. Let's check this clip. Chelsea is a Zionist.

[LAUGHTER] I'm not saying that's good or bad. Speaking of dead kids, she's a big fan of abortions. [LAUGHTER] Chelsea's been straight more times than the Grille at Benihanna.

[LAUGHTER] Speaking of tossing tiny shrimp into a child's mouth, Chelsea handler went to dinner at Jeffrey Epstein's house in 2010. [LAUGHTER] It's just a fun one.

You can look it up, there's articles. It wasn't like a big party. There was like seven people there. And, uh, it was like Prince Andrew and Woody Allen were there. Anyway, ladies and gentlemen, Chelsea him and--

and Shane, just so you know, Judaism and Zionism are two different things.

but your favorite slur works in both places. She and has been accused of being anti-Asian, which is ironic, considering he has the complexion and physique of a steam dumpling. [LAUGHTER] Yeah, see, you're all gunned, lady.

Yeah. They're not hit in the morning funny. No, by the way, I don't think that was the joke. I don't think he was joking at all. I don't know.

“I think he was trying to expose exactly who the fuck that is.”

You know, there's Shane's witted. Well, yes, he's fucking witted 100% he is. And not only that, dude, you know how the most effective way to get the truth out is pretend like it's a joke.

Yeah, that's right, it makes it way more powerful.

Because then you can, it's just plausible the liability. That's right, all right, it's just playing. It's just joke. Yeah, no, bitch. You were there.

You probably ate some fucking things that you ain't supposed to eat. That's right. And when I talk about pussy, bro, Jesus Zionist, speaking of big kids, bro, that's crazy work. Yeah, that's crazy work.

I didn't like that, but like it's, but I also think that that's him pointing out what's happening to truth. It's like, what's that, what's that? Grievous, grab his, grievous, did a few years ago where he went out and hosted the Ricky Gravis.

Oh, yeah, bro, yeah, he raised, I thought his name was ready to do some. I don't fucking do it. Yeah, one of those. Get a new name.

Yeah. Did you drive this? Yeah, Ricky drove this.

He fucking destroyed that.

Yeah. And that was all true. And then he got black balls.

“And you know what, he wouldn't have got black balls”

if it was actually not true, it was just a joke. He's a comedian, guys, relax. You know, oh, all the sudden he's black balls. All the sudden Russell Brands is black ball. You know, it's not because they're fucking lying.

Can they black balls, Shane Gillis though? No, I don't think it's black balls. No, because Shane Gillis owns the culture bro. The culture's with them. I mean, look, bro, if they tried to,

you're still gonna go to his shit. The fucking, not only that, I'm gonna go to his shit more. I'm gonna buy fucking tickets to shows I ain't gonna go to. (laughing) This Andy's fellow, he's about every ticket.

Who the fuck is this? I'm definitely, that's the truth. I mean, cancel him, bro, his career's gonna get bigger. Yeah, he looks good too, dude. He doesn't, he lost a little bit weight.

Lost a little bit weight? Maybe drink a little less, too. No, no, no, he's a fine boy. I like Shane Gillis a lot, dude. Well, dude, I like him a lot.

Yeah. And you know, Chelsea tries to clap back. Here's another little stupid word, bro, 'cause she's not funny. No, where is another attempt to hear? Now that you're favorite.

Real quick, before you could tell, this is like, she was pissed, you know what I'm saying? Because like, she tries to say a joke, but like, exposed, bro, she's pissed in this. And you can't tell funny jokes when you're actually mad.

No, bro, it's impossible. It's fucking impossible, totally throws you off the game. Y'all got small dicks, too. Yeah, your mom is right, yeah. (laughing)

All right, let's check this dark black back, no. Now that your favorite leader's making the draft mandatory, I assume that all of you will be signing up to go fight in Iran. Or do you tough talking pussies only go to the Middle East

or comedy festivals? (laughing) All right, winner, you going to Iran, bitch. Pipe in the claws and flaps and cheers, please. Hey, winner, you go into Iran, lady.

And by the way, it's your people trying to get everybody to fucking go over there. That's right, okay. You go in. Yeah, I win if you go, that's right, okay.

All these people to support this shit, sign the fuck up. You know, we'll see none of that, you know. If there's a song by system of the down, and it says, "Why don't president fight the wars?" If the president's fought the wars,

like they used to, 500 years ago, when they wrote out there on fucking horseback, who would have less wars, okay. My personal opinion is, every single person who advocates for war, their kids should be automatically

entered into the draft. And if you're a politician and you advocate for war,

your kids should go first along with you.

Along with you. Yeah, fucking you go. But if you're 70, yeah, you're syndicates. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you're voting for war and you're in Congress

or you're supporting the war, you're wearing a little fucking flag that ain't ours, then your kids should be the first motherfuckers over there. That's the truth.

“And I think most Americans were fucking agree with that.”

Yeah, make them think twice. Yeah, I would. But no, they don't want that. They want to send their poor, rural, inner city and Americans to fight their fucking bullshit wars.

That's been going on for fucking ever. Yep, here's a cool uniform. You can get you a fucking nice little one. Oh, yeah, we're gonna get you a ribbon. That's right.

After you're dead, that's right. And there's honor in that. Look, dude, they're used to be honor and fighting for America, bro. But the last several wars going back to World War One

They've been fought for causes that weren't true.

“And there's no way for those men to have known that.”

So while they believe that they're going to fight wars for the betterment of our people, which is very noble and very brave. And I respect pretty much more than I respect anything else in the world.

We have to understand that those causes were lies. They were lies, okay.

My grandfather, who was killed, who never met his family,

who never met my dad, who never got to see my dad grow up, never got to see my brother go play pro baseball or we built these, do any of these things that we've done. He died based upon things that weren't entirely true. And that's a fucking reality.

- That's fucked up. - Okay, yeah, that's fucked up. So while I went 100% support our troops and it's been one of the biggest things I've advocated for in the history of my entire life

and I still do. I suppose you could support troops and not support the people who are making the troops go fight. - Yeah, that's 100% there, 100%. - So why don't we change that?

If I was present, I would make that the reality. Y'all vote for war, your kids gotta go. I don't care if they're 40. I don't care if they're 45. They gotta go.

Because you're voting for other people to sacrifice their children. - You have no skin.

“- So you have to have the skin in the game too.”

And by the way, they should go first.

- And by the way, no more stock trading, you know, to fucking benefit off the water. - Yeah, bro, everybody's seen it now. - Yeah. - But the emperor has no clothes, okay?

Everybody sees behind the curtain. It's just a matter of time now. - Yeah. So she also added to, during that exchange, she said, quote, "We're all just lucky,

none of you could afford an island." So not even to forget like every bar, she was caught dead to right bro, she's fucked. But one thing that I want to bring up 'cause I thought this was interesting dude.

It's like again, like comedies was just one of those things. It's like, can there be lines of comedy? I don't think so. I don't think there can be lines, right? - No, it's either all or nothing.

- It's no different than free speech. - Right. - Right. The only reason that you would try to control free speeches if you were afraid of the truth, right?

That's the only reason. The only reason that free speech would be censored or certain things would be illegal is because they are true. That's why. - Not because of lies.

- No, it's because they're true. Otherwise, you would just hear those people and you would be like, yeah, guys fucking crazy. - Mm-hmm, yeah. - Well, Kiltownie, he was there in the Tinnitusu

and he had this to say, in reference to Kevin Hart. Let's check this clip. - You know, Kevin, they told me not to mention your kids on this roast, but I must say, you did good. They've gotten so big, they now buckle Kevin up in the car seat.

(laughing) Should we lost his gig hosting the Academy Awards because it's some homophobic tweets, but you'd be homophobic too if you were eye level with everyone's cock.

(laughing) You got this fight on a private plane proof that no matter how much money black people have, they're still just gonna act like ninjas. (laughing)

Like Bill Cosby Hart is a black comedian from Philadelphia and like Bill Cosby women don't know when Kevin is inside of them. (laughing) You've done good though, Kevin.

The black community is so proud of you. Right now, George Floyd is looking up us at us all laughing so hard that he can't breathe. (laughing) God bless you, Kevin.

God bless this room and God bless the United States of America. - There you go. - Thank you so much.

“- Bro, I think his clip is one of the greatest two, man.”

Like he's underrated. - Yeah, very underrated. - Very underrated. - See, I don't think comedy is judged on like crowdwork. Okay, like a lot of dudes are good at the crowdwork.

- Yeah. - You know what I'm saying? Real comedy, like real legendary comedy is just them telling stories like that. That is fucking funny.

- That is, that is, bro. - I love his clip dude. - No, he's fucking hilarious dude. - He's fucking hilarious. - And I think my personal dreams, like for real,

is to like sit at that table and be on a show. - Just talk shit, just talk shit. - Yeah, yeah. - Well, I mean, dude, with that dude, I mean, it's guys like what I really like about him

is what he's kind of done for the comedy game, bro. He's giving it up. - Yeah, but like there's no more barriers to entry. You don't need a big Netflix special. - Well, dude, that comes from culture waking up too.

- Yeah. - Okay, like everybody's waking up to this idea. They know it's bullshit. They know the fucking black white drama is 99% bullshit.

Here's the facts of the matter. The facts of the matter is this. If black people and white people can laugh at each other,

finally get along and get together and realize,

hey, man, we're all getting fucked. Those people in Washington couldn't do a motherfucking thing.

Our biggest handicap in this country right now

“is the division between black and white.”

- And it's closing. It's closing, yeah. - Which is great. - That's awesome to see, dude. - Like, bro, when we make little racist jokes

or like, when we fucking joke or a back and forth dude, that's the shit that people laugh at the most on my stories. - And by the way, it's funny because most of the people that laugh the hardest

happen to be black. And then you got the white people like, oh, dude, oh, dude. Is it okay, laugh? (laughing) Was even worse dude, it's like when people think that I'm joking.

- You know what I mean? - That's the worst word about it. (laughing) Like, no, that's, you know, bro. But no, I agree with you, dude. I think it is fluid to see.

- I think it's weird because like, you're like the white guy on the inside. And I'm like the black guy on the inside. And I think it could fuse his people. - I thought that the other day, dude,

I was laughing, I was laughing the Lincoln. I'm like, I'm in the white car. You were in the black one, I'm like, dude. - Switch real quick. I can't drive stick, you know.

But no, dude, I agree with you. It is freedom of speech. I don't think there should be lines. You know what I know you're gay? - Wow, 'cause you're 30 years old

still 100 out of stick.

- Well, my dad never taught me.

- Well, when you're fine, I'm asking to teach you. - Oh man, no, oh, fuck. - I'll just say you guys look good in that Lincoln, get some milk together, you know what I'm saying? - Teach me how to drive stick, dude.

- Yeah, I can. - I know you can. - It's real easy fucking, I know you could. - It's real easy. - It'd be the best teacher.

- It's the easiest thing in the world, you know. We can go listen, we'll go to the tow yard, we'll get a beater. - No, you could learn and anything. - It's easy.

- We're not gonna do that, though. - No, I do. I put you in the chivelle, it's real easy. But yeah, dude, I agree with you, right? I feel like we're in comedy, it's freedom of speech.

There should be no lines.

“And I think the only thing that really determines”

is are the people laughing, we should just be comedians. - Well, I think we should just, thought we were, yeah, you know what, we're fucking comedians now. - That's right, executive order, that's right.

That's right. But no, I think what determines it is like, are the people laughing? Was it funny? You know what I'm saying, like, that's all that matters.

Now Pete Davidson's getting some of this heat, really? Because I don't, another one of those guys, he's like, Amy Schumerin, he's like, I don't know. You know, I don't, I don't know much about him. - Yeah, like I know we did the SNL shit.

- I've never, I've never seen,

I mean, a lot of people like his stuff. - He looks funny. - Yeah, I've never really paid attention to say he is or he isn't. - Yeah.

- I don't think he's funny. - I know he's got a big ol' hog, like that's what he's known for, he's known for having like a 12 inch dick. - For real.

- Because that's what all the, he dates all the girls, that's what they all talk about. So apparently he's slinging some meat. - Okay. - Yeah.

- I'm just saying, that's what I know of Pete Davidson. - Yeah. - What? - That's not gay. (laughing)

- I'm just telling you the room where it is, he's packing some heat. - Okay. - Yeah. - All right, well, okay, all right, that's fun.

- That's fun. - It's like Hunter Biden, he's bragging down walls. - That's what I'm saying. - Hunter Biden's saying, yeah. - Okay.

- Yeah, he's drilling for oil. (laughing) - Okay, doesn't that mean I know? - I don't know. - Okay.

- I don't know what it means. - Apparently he's doing some fucking damage. - Because I know Kim Kardashian, and those girls been talking about it. - Okay.

- And they, you know, got it. - Okay. - They would know. - Just the room and move. - Politely, got it.

- Understood. - Yeah. - I don't personally think he's funny, but he's getting some heat, what do you say? - 'Cause he tried to make a little trolly

- Kurt joke. Oh, really? Let's check it out. - Tony Hinch Cliff is here, looking like both a child molester and the doll they give the child to show where he touched them. (laughing)

Tony reminds me of Charlie Kirk and that he's definitely been on camera letting a guy unload in his throat. (laughing) Oh, you all know me?

- You all know me? - Yeah. - Yeah. - No. - Kill Tony.

- Well, I'm not, I'm not confident we can't. - Nah. - That just wasn't fucking funny. - Yeah. - Yeah, it wasn't.

- Not everyone's gonna hit, you know what I'm saying? - Like I did? - Yeah, I mean, look, I don't think that's funny at all. No, but to each their own on the jokes, man. I mean, here's the reality.

“You have to let the public do this sighty.”

You know, people decide if you feel it. I mean, that's, I don't think that's cool because like I think there's a lot of, I think that was a terrible thing, terrible thing. But I also think the Epstein thing was terrible

and I thought that was funny. So, the people make the party. - Yeah. - Dude Shane is looking good. He does look good.

I mean, it still looks a little weird, but like you look a more handsome. I don't know what it is.

- Dude, bro.

- You get the veneers, bro.

I might need some. I'm telling you, man. I'm telling you, it's like big ass titties on a chick. This is veneers for a guy. - Oh fuck yeah, got it.

Not just like a surgery for big ass dick. Can you get one of those? Think so. - I'm gonna die, dude. - Yeah.

(laughing) - I just, you know, it's a more special thing. You get some good teeth, it does a lot. - Really? - Yeah.

- Veneers are not my problem as ever he said. - I don't think you could do the veneers. I think that's part of your look, dude. - I mean, I don't have bad teeth.

- No, I think that little,

“little space there, I think it's part of your thing.”

- You got a gap between your front teeth, if you didn't fucking notice. - I mean, yeah, but why are you talking about it? - I mean, you got a fucking waterfall through that bitch. - You didn't even, bro.

- You, you, you, you, you ain't, you ain't, you ain't, you ain't, you ain't, you ain't, you ain't, you ain't fucking, you telling me you aren't aware of this. - What did I do? - Bro, all the little kids, DJs, they were super sokers.

DJs, like I got fucking natural superpowers, bro. You can start a fucking wet t-shirt contest with that shit, bro. Come on, man. I didn't even do nothing, no, I didn't even just say it. - You can't act like you didn't know that was there.

- No, what are you talking about? - Bro, you could feel a swimming pool with that fucking gap. - You probably tried to with that fucking shitty pool you bought. - You saying? - I'm not sending the number to your dentist after this show.

- No, I don't think it's a bad thing. It's a part of your look. I think if you had some like straight up, you know, like how you would, yeah,

“I don't think I would look good on you, you know?”

- I think so. - It's part of your look. - Wait, it don't look good on everybody. - Yeah, I think it looks good. - All right, yeah.

- Well, you gotta start with that. You gotta start with that. - You can't just go to the... - That would be funny. - It wouldn't be funny if I did.

- It wouldn't be funny if I did. - You know what I'm saying? - Well, did you? (laughing) - How many watergram contests you win?

(laughing) - It prox plays why you can't shoot. (laughing) - Oh yeah, okay. - Yeah, you cross the fucking mind, all right?

(laughing) - Yeah, man. - You didn't get all the same practice we got. - Yeah, it's all right. - That's all right.

- Wait, swim in, or. - Yeah, probably the two. (laughing) - Yeah, man, listen, I thought, I thought, I thought Shane's awesome.

I thought he was doing it. - He does look good. - Dude, look good. - He looks healthier. - He does.

- He just looks happy. - I think he just lost a little weight. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Hell yeah, man.

Well, guys, jump it on this conversation, man. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments. It's now time.

- It is time for a final segment, as always, guys.

We have thumbs up or dumb as fuck. And I decide it to merge two of our favorite things, comedy and black people, to gather for this. Those are two different things. (laughing)

- Oh, yep. Oh, okay. Yeah, see, I don't really look at my gap that much, like that. I mean, dude, is it, it's there. I'll just say it, man. It's there. Huh, sure is. - Well, I don't see the scars on my face either. - Yeah. - He's just, it's just there. Yeah. - It's funny, because people still ask me, and I forget that I forget that I forget that I forgot that I forgot. I forgot. All right, man, guys, our thumbs up or dumb as fuck. We got bring, uh, she's an OG.

Rachel Dola's all. Oh, shit. She's back. Oh, shit. She's back and black and then never. (laughing) - So zero. - Yeah, that's right. Yeah, Raise Faker. Rachel Dola's all shocking new life. White mom who enraged world by identifying as black reveals major reinvention with the new African name and sorted way. She saved herself from really.

Yeah, so, um, I guess this is like a story of like, you know, you reinvent yourself, you come back better, you know, maybe. But yeah, let's dive into this, dude. Rachel Dola's all 10 years ago, uh, she was the most mocked woman in America, a pale blonde haired white girl from Montana who had reinvented herself as a black civil rights warrior and got caught. Now, when the truth was exposed, she lost her career and reputation overnight, the 48 year old who has legally changed her name to the Nigerian inspired in catchy Diallo.

That's not her new. (laughing) That's our new name. Um, she spoke to the Daily Mail from her spacious $300,000 home in Tucson, Arizona, where she raises her youngest of three sons. I love how they try to make like a $300,000 home, so I like it's fucking mansion. It's a trailer.

“That's what I'm saying, like, in fucking Tucson?”

300 grand, ain't what it was, 20 fucking years ago. No, that's not happening. Okay, that's like 18 cents a golfier fucking gun on gas. Uh, but yes, I'm like the handful of other white to black race fakers who have been exposed and shamed over the years.

She still identifies as black. She still darkens her skin and wears her hair and thick locks. She still insists that race is a social construct, and that she is living authentically.

Quote, I was never faking anything about who I am at a core level, she said.

At the end of my life, people will notice if they haven't already, I've never really switched up. Her ex-al from the civil rights movement, that's because you can't switch. That's right. Um, but yeah, her ex-al from the civil rights movement has forced Dola's all to pursue eyebrow raising careers. She now makes and sells art, but her primary source of income.

Oh, my god. From the adult website, only fans. Okay, so she's definitely poor. I was going to click the link because I was just curious, like, you know, but uh, no. Yeah, well, so this is her now. This is a new up today because she got that ozzemic face.

Uh-huh. Yeah, because this was her when she got exposed. Uh-huh. Right. Um, but this is who Rachel really is.

Right. So you went from this to this. So, you know, I'm still rocking it, dude.

“I think she took a little bit of a comoharris words of wisdoms.”

What can be unburdened by what has been. She did it. Oh, god. Definitely unburdened. Well, yeah.

The cheek, the Chile Diola.

If you're going to get, I, Diola. Yep. Wakanda. Wakanda. [laughter]

Oh, come on, bro. She's what? She's what kind of black. [laughter] Oh, fuck me.

Oh, my god, dude. We're kind of friends. [laughter] That's good, dude. Wakanda forever.

[laughter] Oh, man, I like that. Oh, shit, man. Oh, man. Yeah.

She still broke from only fans.

“How do you like to be only fans be your primary source of income?”

And nobody wants to watch it.

And you can't get it. Oh, god. Can't get it, dog. You know, there's a bunch of weird motherfuckers there in the apartment, bro. They're super weird to that.

They like, like, women, but not that much. But like, this is a good middle zone for me, dude. Yeah, it's all the same. It's like Thomas Jefferson. [laughter]

Oh, fuck, man. Fuck, black people, but then she got, like, seven black kids. [laughter] You know, I cannot stand. [laughter]

Little dromey, come here, man. [laughter] Oh, dude. Oh, shit, please don't cancel us. [laughter]

You can't. 'Cause we're going to show up again tomorrow. [laughter] Fuck, man. Well, we got on this one.

Oh, come on, dude. This ain't even real. This is real. This is real. You didn't make this a promise.

Bro, let me ask you this. [laughter] How did she fool you all? Oh, bro. She fooled me.

No, I mean, I mean, come on, man. There's nothing about her that looks black at all. No. No. She looked--

I ain't gonna say what she looks at. I can't. [laughter] I got limits. The comedy does have lunch?

You know what? The comedians, man. I don't want to insult the people I was about to say. Okay. Yeah.

That's fair. That's fair. [laughter] Yeah, man. Rachel, no, dude.

How did she fool literally the most militant, passionate, black activists into becoming like the head of the double-- [laughter] That's an inside joke, by the way. It is.

Okay. We had a-- we know a very black activist that fixed it. That-- that-- that-- that the NCAA and the-- The NCAA C.P is the same thing. Well, I mean, there might be an argument for that.

She probably told him she was, you know, she was ready to, like, Thomas Jefferson kids or something. [laughter] Oh, man. Come on, dude.

I'm blacker than her for real. Oh, no, no. There's no. I'm Sicilian. For sure.

I'm a blacker than her. You really got it.

“Well, I think she did say that, like, she was apparently her parents.”

Yeah, because her parents were actually the ones that blew her cover back in 2015. But her-- her-- her excuse was that she was, like, I guess her parents are white Christians.

And so that's where she's saying she's going to--

“She's going to take a whole bunch of black dick.”

Doesn't make you black lady. For real. As deep as it might be. Yeah. He knows that.

[laughter] Okay. That's enough. Yeah. I'm done with that.

I'm sorry for you that I-- I'm just going to let you know.

This is probably going to allow more of this. Your kids probably shouldn't watch. Oh, bro. Okay. I'm done talking just about politics.

We're going to let it rip. All right.

“So if you have your kids, I'd probably should've put this in the beginning of the show.”

But it is what it is. Sooner you ask us to bat before you watch this. Oh, yeah, man. Well, guys. Well, we'll be doing it.

Come on, man. This is Thumbs Down. What is it? I mean. [laughter]

You know what?

I'm grateful that we live in a world with such a comedy rich environment.

Yeah, that's what it is.

“That's how we can turn this into a thumbs up.”

She's giving us something to laugh about. Bro said she looks like Benjamin Franklin. [laughter] I got to check this. That's a big-- that's a big hunk of shit.

[laughter] Man, she does look like Ben Franklin. [laughter] She fucking does. I didn't put it together.

Bro. You could super impose her face and it would look just like them. She won't be careful. She might claim that. [laughter]

Oh, shit, man. All right, man. Well, guys, Andy. That's all I have. Yeah.

Sorry, guys. We're retarded. [laughter] We put the reef in the tar. You guys say we're too peasant to pause, but actually what we are is to reason to tar.

That's right. That's right. That's right. Yeah. All right, guys.

We love you, man. Have a laugh. Have a great week. We'll see ya on Thursday. Don't be a ho.

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