Yeah, my girlfriend does pole dance, like pole fitness, work out stuff like t...
I have a great time going, go to all the like the shows, the rest of the titles.
Only have the titles. All that fun stuff. Dude, it's so funny to have the titles. It's grown women stripping without their tits out. And their family's fucking clapping. Yeah, very interesting. Okay, keep going. Yeah, so the thing is she does want to invite her mom and sisters to this to kind of show them
what she's been working on, strength and the beauty of her art. And I have a hard time sitting next to them while they're performing, especially her mom.
Her mom comes from like a real small village in Southeast Asia, never really had pole dance classes
“and recitals out there. Okay, why did your fucking pole dance hold on?”
It ain't because she's from fucking, you know, Laos, that the, I mean, your fucking mom didn't have pole dance in glasses either. So let's not, let's not be xenophobic here. I'm just saying this was a whole new culture, and she had no, no, the idea. Answer the question was coming into. Did your mom have pole dancing classes? My mom was wild. Okay, so the answer is yes, all right. I stand correction. He was buried.
She, she lived in Portland for a while. So, okay. All right. All right. All right, man. We don't know why you're digging too deep. So I, I recind my case. I, I recit, you know, withdrawn before you object counselor, I withdraw my question. Okay, nice. Your mom sounds fucking cool, dude. For our foster look like, but anyways, she's not like my mom a little more. He says she's wild. Can they sit in mom get into? But yeah, I just don't know how to sit with her mom who's
wide-eyed watching Jake's hairy ass up on stage at these recitals. And like, she won't even look me in the eyes. I tried telling her like, your mom's not about this scene. She goes because you tell her to go. But she is not comfortable out there. And I guess, is there a way for me to let her understand that? She just doesn't think to understand that her mom doesn't want to be there. She wants us both there to support. Why is, okay, but this is interesting. Why is this bother you so
much? This isn't, is it just how uncomfortable sitting in awkwardness? Oh, I feel horrible. I mean, her mom is wide-eyed awkward laughing. And I just don't know what the tower like in between
“dances would be like, you know, that was pretty sweet. You're in that girl's ass clap, wasn't it?”
Yeah, but you said they don't show the taste. What are they? Aren't they, they don't show. They don't get naked, do they? No, but they're, I mean, they're twirking up there. They're spinning around and scantly, cloud clothes. And yeah, you could definitely tell she was, she was not ready to see that kind of stuff. She was ready for like a, why zoom-book class. Why? Okay, but why do you being so prudish about this woman, your girlfriend's mother, your girlfriend's mother's experience.
Like, why do you feel the need to sort of protect her? What, you know what I mean? Like, it's an interesting, okay, because I get what you're saying. It's an awkward situation, right? But it's a, what, 90 minutes tops. You know what I mean? Like, you're in and out. It's not really your business. Your, your girl clearly, what's your girlfriend's relationship with her mom in general? Is it good?
And we family dinners. So I mean, we're going to talk about, like, our family dinners after the, the sexy dances to walk and whatnot. So you, okay, what I'm hearing is there's something really important to your girlfriend, right? Something that she wants you and her mother to witness.
“But because you have to do a little awkward small talk, you, like, it's a problem. I just”
like, look, who gives a fuck? I guess my question is who gives a fuck? Do you and her mom have a long, beautiful conversations about anything else? Like, what, like, what is, I just
don't understand what truly what the problem is other than it's a little annoying. Her mom is a
little, you know, it's just something you chuckle off and you talk about something else. Who fucking cares?
It's been like the past two times.
Oh, you know it. You know it. I'm up. They got me up on stage one time, too. I was just a hard time
letting you set one of these things. I got to do my polite little golf clap after all of these performances. Okay, so I'll let her mom get too excited at all. Oh, and hold on, hold on, hold on,
“hold on, hold on, hold on. Do you not like this either? Is that what's going on here?”
Are you using the love? You love it. You love it. You don't like going with her mom who's clearly uncomfortable. And we both want to support her, but she really doesn't want us to support her on like, you go this time. I go this time. She wants us there together. Okay, so there's a couple things here. The number one thing is your girlfriend being maybe a little inflexible. So okay,
so they clearly have a good relationship. Like you said you go to family dinners. Is your girlfriend
kind of like the spoiled kid of the family who gets whatever she wants? Because I was thinking originally, oh, this is a domineering, you know immigrant parent, but it sounds like her mom is doing whatever she wants. Are you, is your girlfriend the bossy one in this equation? And you feel bad for her mom because this is just one of a couple of type of this type of behavior from your girlfriend. From your girlfriend, is she kind of steam roll her mom in general?
Uh, just put this one thing. She really wants her mom to go and she will get quite upset. If she doesn't work, I don't go to one. Say, oh, your mom's going to this one. My honey's a little upset tonight. I think I'm just going to sit this one out. So I'll definitely hear about that. So it's just this one thing. So other than this, your girlfriend doesn't really ask for much is what you're saying, but she said this is really important to her that you're both there. That we're both there,
watching her and her friend sexy dance. Yes. Well, listen, bro. I don't know what if that's the case. And your girlfriend is otherwise very reasonable. And her and her mom have a good relationship. But she has this hobby that she really likes and is proud of. And you haven't even said
it makes, I mean, you're saying the, it makes the mom uncomfortable, but really the problem is
“you have to deal with the moms perceived on comfort or uncomfortableity or whatever.”
It's really the real problem you have is it's a little annoying to deal with her mom who's flustered at this thing. But if it's very important to your girl and you presumably get the sexual benefits of a pole dance, a girlfriend who is addicted to pole dancing, I think you just need to shut the fuck up and take some awkward small talk and learn how to move on and ask your, you know, your girlfriend's mom about something else. But like, yeah, that was a pretty crazy,
but oh, it's, it's good exercise. You need to learn how to be a fucking PR guy here and pivot to other things. But you're just complaining about an annoying conversation and I don't really see what the big deal is if I'm being completely honest. Am I, am I, am I all fear? How are you? That's how I'm feeling. I mean, what's coming to my mind is if you think her mom is uncomfortable with this, even though it is just like a harmless thing, it's not really fucking sexual. It's like going to
see a belly dancer or something. You know, your dick's not getting hard there or whatever. And I think,
“you know, you should think, if her mom's uncomfortable with it, maybe you can sort of be a team player,”
like, staff says, be a cheerleader, be like, oh, isn't that fun? Oh, look at, look at your daughter. That was so good. Just do shit like that. And maybe, you know, for this one session when you'll be there with the mom, restrained yourself from getting super, super, super into this pole dancing class performance. You don't get horny. You're not, you're not at the strip club here. You're just in the audience that they pulled you up. Yeah. He's the real problem. You want to be up here. Why are you on stage?
Right. That's a big question. What do they have you doing on stage? They gave me a whole little instruction on how to twerk and yeah, you know, I had to hand it up and yeah. Okay. Okay. But so what's my turn here? Hold the fucking phone. Shut the fuck up. What all the other people are here? What is this going? What is going on? You get here. Okay, shut up. You're hamming it up. This woman has taken a fun, gently horny activity and turned it into an annoying
two hours with your with your mother potential future mother-in-law. That's your real problem. This was fun for you. You were even up there fucking spreading your ass cheeks in your khakis. And now
You can't do that because it's too important to your girl to have both you an...
I think you just need to fucking take one for the team here, bro. And just realize
this seems to be a serious relationship. You're clearly close to her mother. You're going to have a lot of weird shit with in-laws, bro. There's a lot of just negotiating annoying afternoons within-laws or evenings where activities. Given that it's very important to your girlfriend for this, you just got to shut the fuck up. I don't really see this as that
“big a deal from being honest. Is that how are we being too harsh? How are you responding to this?”
Oh, and yeah, it's a it's a little cute. It's just her mom won't even talk to me afterwards or during. We usually go to dinner after the performance and her and her sisters are laughing it up. But yeah, her mom is almost in like a geez, like she's seen a ghost. Okay, just widely eating. Why is this your problem? Why isn't this you said her sisters? So for until now, I thought it was just you, the mom and the girlfriend, which I will admit,
put you in an awkward position. But if this is a larger group, we're talking two sisters too. Yeah, so you're there. I guess my question is why, look, if her mom doesn't like it or mom doesn't fucking like it. Her mom likes it enough to be there. She's not not coming. So I don't understand why you feel the need to, I don't know. It's just very of the two people involved,
“girlfriend and mother. I think it's way more important that your girlfriend is having a good time”
and her mother is, you know, it's, I don't know. Is there something I'm missing with you? Like, why do you give this much of a fuck? Why is it like I get it while you're there? Oh, that was awkward. But why now, presumably weeks afterwards, is this on your mind long enough to ask advice for it? I think it's just something you got to be got in, you know what I mean? We got to work on it up. You got more of this wondering. We got more recitals and we have like a dinner fundraiser type deal that she invited us all
again. You're you're already bought us tickets. She loves this shit, huh? Well, listen, if her mom has a fucking problem with it, if her mom has a fucking problem with it, her mom can talk to her about it. This is not your place. That's my ultimate ruling here. So this is not really your place, you know what I mean? Like, if the if the woman clams up completely, yeah, you can talk to your girl
or your or her sisters about it. But it's ultimately not really, there's something going on in
their relationship and to me, you matter the least of everyone in this equation. And you're kind of, you know, if you're a little uncomfortable, I say move forward, your girlfriend's doing tricks on your dick because of these classes. Think about that. When you're fucked, when you see, you know, a nice older, East Asian woman, you know, being fucking, being like mortified, be like, you know what, the she's paying a price and I'm caching the check. You know what I'm saying? Her, her daughter can now
twitch individual ass cheeks. And I get to look at those bare ass cheeks while they hop up and down.
“That's what you need to be thinking, not ah, geez, her mom's a little uncomfortable.”
Just don't want her mom to be thinking the same thing. Thinking, oh, my daughter can do all those tricks on that next to the guy on sitting right next to. She's a fucking grown woman. She's that three fucking daughter, daughters fucking her boyfriend. What do you fucking baby? Shut the fuck up, dude. You're way too horny. Yeah, I don't know. Let's go. I don't understand the fucking problem here.
Yeah, I do think this is ultimately deep hornyness because you're seeing this as like a
too scandalous and activity to share with your mother and law. When really, it's kind of corny. It's way cornyer than it is sexual. And if she can't handle that, then, you know, that's her problem, but let her daughter's figure it out. You just shut the fuck up, suffer through a fucking, an hour and a half recital. And then try and have a good time at dinner and not if she's a wet blanket, you don't have to catch, you don't have to also be like glam during that dinner.
Okay, I get that. I feel that. Should I, should I keep my hooting and hauler and down to minimal, then, or should I really just let it all out, be throwing them, then dollar bills like no other. See, again, this is the real problem. Like I, like I died most earlier, you have a great time at this thing and your mother-in-law is is sort of dimming your light. That's probably, that's true, right?
If she wasn't there, you'd be going buck wild, correct?
Oh, yeah, I have a great time. Okay.
This is not all the performance. This is the actual issue. You're going to have to tone it down maybe a little bit. You know what I would say? Take your cues from her sisters.
“That's what I would say. Be kind of, you know, supportive. If you want to be a little less”
horny, that's fine, but still be supportive. Ultimately, her mom's a grown woman. It's important to
your, your girlfriend. If they have a real issue, they can handle it. Not your place is the boyfriend. I bang the gavel. That's the final ruling. I will sit there in silence and look forward to a good dinner.
There you go, guys. There you go, brother. That's simple. Good luck, man. Good luck shaking, baby.
Hey, hopefully it will see you in Seattle. Hey, how about this? Go to a strip club. Go to a strip club. Your mother-in-law won't be there. You know what I'm saying? God, yeah. Yeah, we got that plan. We're good. We're good. We're good. You're living a fucking charming life. We're good down there. All right. Dude, you're doing good. You're up there in the Pacific Northwest. You got an Asian girlfriend that's, I'm going to guess hotter than you. You got no fucking
“complaints in this world, man. That's what Seattle's full of. Just made white guys with hot,”
Asian girlfriend. Exactly. Exactly. You're not a sympathetic figure because you have 90 minutes of annoying conversation with your girlfriend's mom. Good luck, pal. Keep enjoying. Thank you. Will do take care, boys. Good luck, dude. Wow. Interesting. That is interesting. I really, really to be honest, you do not even fully understand his problem. He's, I know. It's so weird. He's like, I can't contain myself when I'm at this.
It's like, but she's fun recital for a poll dance. But it's like, she's awkward. It's like, okay.
“Fuck. Just don't be weird. Is she fun the rest of the time? Let's see. I think how much”
different is it than normal. I know. Yeah, I think he probably is just too horny.
