Ep 11: The Return of Strike Force Wives!

Oh, yeah, here's the thing is that I've been really looking forward to this episode

But I'm also a little nervous that you have improved your skills as As a game show hosts since then like you might have learned your lesson and this will be smooth because it was the chaos that was the joy No, it won't be well, we'll never get that lightning back in the box Had it in the bottle, but we won't get that back, but this is it, but it will be you know, it will be it will be fun This these are the leftovers from last one, right?

“From the last one. Yeah, so it's not like you got better at asking the questions, these are still remember the problem”

I can't say for the record enough that was absolutely the sole problem Jimmy All right, ready. I do want to jump in real quick and just say that Alexie wanted me to clarify that she knew You were asking for pet names that we would use with one another But she wanted to punish you for how badly you asked it. Oh, which is a pet pet names question mark. Yeah, she texted me that too Hey guys, let's get right into it. This is episode 11 of Strike Force five and

This we are playing late night wives and we're getting to know everyone's wives

We played we played the first round of this. I had a lot of questions. We didn't get to I had I texted all of your great wives

Our great wives are all very happily married men and and hosts and they're brazen. I asked questions The rules of the game are simple I do want to say by the way before we explain the rules of the game the popular demand for part two of this game has been Absent has been like nothing I've ever seen yeah, we get questions email to us and I would say 90% of them are just people demanding that we do more of this because They want to send who it's crazy enough to live with us

“And I think it's really they like us making fun of yours what that's it because the rules of the game”

No, I was disputing that to me the rules of the game should be simple the components of the game that you assembled Well, yeah, non-functional before we start. I thought it'd be kind of fun Jimmy the rules of this race is simple. It's a hundred y'all's that way and someone running the opposite direction Anyway, go ahead. I thought the interesting if this episode we introduced our self I thought that'd be kind of interesting to see. Okay, all right, Stephen Colbert would you like to introduce yourself?

My name is Stephen Colbert. I host the the late show on CBS 1135 money to Thursday I'm deaf and one year and I'm the youngest of 11 children. I'm fantastic. Welcome, and I am Evie's husband Yeah, my name is John Oliver. I work for HBO and I've been looking forward to this part to episode with a mixture of excitement and trepidation emotionally and physically I'm literally in the brace position right now Jimmy Kimmel my name is Jimmy Kimmel. I host a show called Jimmy Kimmel live on ABC

We're back to work. So I don't know why we're here Perfect and set my heart. I follow Jimmy Fallon every night on late night with Seth Meyers and I'm starting to worry that his sign-off is stay tuned later because next up is Seth Meyers his show, too

Frisbee's dad This is the wives episode. This is part two. I can I cannot wait for this game to begin We do a fair amount of it. Why am I waiting? I mean, what did you guys did you hear from your wives at all? The wives friends talked to them and I was I heard from people who haven't talked to me for years My wife said that she was

Sitting in a car listening to it and crying from laughter Dude, that was a lot of the email by the way like dude

“I had to hide under my desk because I was crying and snorting laughing and people were like you have to stop”

So and some people said they pulled over their cars because they were laughing too hard Yeah, I mean really like hit on something. He touched a nerve somehow One of my producers said that she someone was checking on her to see if she was okay And she was watching her kids like lacrosse game presents. Are you all right? You seem to be are you having a

seizure of some kind someone said to me it was so nice hearing you guys genuinely laugh at one another after hearing you fake laugh at each other for the first four episodes

Good, I heard from a few of the wives. I want to say it, but Seth's wife It takes me and said because Frisbee was the one that kind of really stuck out One of the things with pet names and she actually just named your pet's name, which is Frisbee who has an Instagram account Yeah, yeah, yeah, what is that again? Frisbee Frisbee for V Frisbee Myers yes and was that launched after the last

That's something I would not I would ask me to that's very surprising to me

What does Frisbee really surprised it? I was the one who insisted on it This is a different episode and this is getting off the road We got to get back to the big game. Does your dog have merch? Does your dog have any kind of My dog does have merch. If you want Frisbee merch go to strikeforce5.com. I Become very friendly with the wives could we've been texting back and forth. They're very the I will say every

Friendly summer saying yeah, we're starting our own podcast Strike force wives and And Jimmy, do we have numbers? Who are we in the strike force five? I would say co bear is number one

“I would say I think we have colors like the power Rangers. Yeah, yeah. I would say me. Yeah, so three three fourth”

Three fourth five Don't do to numbers How long is taking to start this game is one of the best possible signs I just want to do a smash cut from Jimmy's confident tone where he started to that very quiet three fourth five

I was worried this wasn't gonna work a second time and now I'm not worried at all all right

So let's start the game. I have talked to your wives and I and the idea of it I asked him questions and gave them prompts to memories and stuff like that and well Once you how close the questions work, your memories. How are questions you are in questions with your answers? And then the story action based on what they knew first the question up the first question is category

“Memories and what is the what is the funniest memory of you guys together?”

That is the first question held by whom? So both of you guys will see if you guys have matching stories the funniest Memory of you guys together. Yeah, Jimmy you and Molly what's the funniest memory of you and your wife together? Boy gosh, I haven't she gave me two maybe oh was it the first time she saw me naked. Yeah No, I just made that up, but it's a Jimmy proposed to me fully naked and

Damp well, I'm always damp, but I'm surprised that you choose

Proposal as the funniest moment of our lives together. That seems good. Oh That is for a little weird. You thought it was why were you? Oh, I know I can think of one very funny moment Where we were watching a video Of this is something we talked about all the time. We're watching a video of Malania Trump reading to children And we didn't realize our son who was maybe like three at the time was paying attention. She said we have these books books and and our son goes

What is books

“Now all the time. What is books is that it Molly's answer was a no, they said how it's turn?”

photograph Jimmy and me on the beach as a nice gesture god. Yes You were there for that I think actually you were there for the aftermath of that for our engagement party When he printed up huge photos that he taken of us with the mountains all over the house No big romantic portraits that Howard had taken of me and my wife. He made quite a show of it What's embarrassing yeah Molly said she's like there was even the sheet cake with her face on it

Yeah, he was getting mad at me too because I wasn't taking the photo shoot series She was really into photography Howard. Yes, at that time. Yeah, Seth. Do you remember the funny is memory of you and your wife together the hardest I ever saw a Lexi laugh when we were together Was when the boys were having a fight and Ash got really frustrated with his younger brother Axel and you could tell he was trying to think of what he was going to call him and he said Axel you're such a stubborn

fuck-hands And We didn't want to laugh because we didn't want to reward him for you know the profanity and a Lexi just covered her mouth and I just watched tears stream out the side of her eyes and so we to this day, you know stubborn Fuck-hands gets much like books stubborn fuck-hands has some real legs

Alexey said when you when you fell in a freezing lake off the tippy canoe. Yeah, that I should have known we went We'd gotten to sort of they were more kayaks than canoes, but we went It was

I'm a very clumsy person and her and her sister were each in a kayak and I got in my I put one foot in

“And immediately tipped over and fell into a cold lake and”

She had no shame about laughing you mad were you mad when it happened? I was mad when I That was a funnier. It was and I didn't it I didn't like that they were laughing I loved that the funniest time we had together was just me dumping into a freezing cold Yeah, Stephen Colbert, funniest moment with you and Evie. Oh, I mean the really the funniest moments all or

Around the kids all of them the things the kids did, but you know like A lot of times the kids make fun of us and at one point Evie was being very public about like how no

I'm not interesting nobody cares about me. We're sitting at the dinner table

And my youngest John turns her goes, what did you get here as if we hadn't even noticed She was at the table until the moment. She said that she was an interesting and then that became a thing in our family She would sit down we'd be talking for a while and Evie would be silent and she would say something and one of the kids would go When did you get it? She said she can't remember the funniest, but she said we laugh all the time again

She said the last thing that made me laugh out loud was you cleaned out your garage last weekend It was hot dirty and exhausting work, but we laughed about the random things we found in the garage Yes, ten years of garbage. We had not so much as swept the garage in ten years and The whole bunch of dead spiders Mostly we decided to do it because we thought it was too hot to go to the beach

So instead in 98 degrees with like 95% humidity in South Carolina We swept a garage and I had this I literally thought I wonder if I will make it to the hose to drink enough water So I don't die. I at one point. I was literally clutching a wall from falling down John John Kate

“Do you remember the funniest memory of you guys together? I think there's a picture that one of our kids”

Many of us that's on our fridge that they brought home from school and it's a stuck stick things of me holding hands with a woman with a pony tail and there's another woman off to the side And I remember Kate asked him who's that woman to the side and he said it's you and he said Who's holding since holding hands with dad and he said, I don't know. I don't know what she is

He could not have any stone faced not a smile He could not have communicated better dad's having an affair, and I'm confused about what's happening And I laughed so hard That's how Kate found out she was she was pretty mad for about half an hour until I really like this So we didn't need to put it on the fridge. It's so funny and I need to go make a phone call that I don't want you to listen to

John Kate said the funniest memory of you guys together was one of her best friends had a birthday party themed a pirate turn Oh, at her parents house and she said Jimmy Buffett fan so everything was pirate themed and she insisted that everyone come dressed as pirates And you guys went all in and you show up to this party. Yeah, and

No one else yes, so we were their first helping her so her friend to her credit addressed up like a pirate Kate and I dressed up like pirates her first friend turns up not just like a pirate

“I think that's not that's not in the spirit of it then the next group of people turn up not dressed like pirates”

No one was dressed up like a pirate and I was probably dressed the most like a pirate I was skin tight skin tight leggings black and white shirt Johnny Depp Yeah, she attached a picture that we can we can hopefully put up. Oh, no for the promo. Oh, yeah, that's great For the promo. Yeah, not a single pirate there, but put me should we make merch out of that and add it to our Change to lose any more money throw bad money my friend

I have friend Egg Baron holds this is a really funny guy and we got invited to a pirate Yeah, we got invited We got invited to a pirate party once and he did a very funny bit which is he showed up dressed like a pilot and Just walked in Son of a band. It was such a good

Yeah, let's such a good bed. I was gonna say for me and Nancy the The funniest part the one of the funniest memories in front of me could be maybe this once we went to a wedding in France once and we woke up in bed and I woke up Nancy and they go honey wake up. She was a lot and I go one of us wet the bed You first of all

That one of us wet when we talking One of us wet that either you wet the bed there. What are you talking here? She was honey last night We went you went swimming. We jumped in the pool and you're still wearing your bathing suit

So they're saying but we were just laughing like I would accuse that either I was just giving her the idea of the option that maybe she But it's nice because it could also soak up all the crumbs from the croissants that you were undoubtedly covered with as well

“Eating in France. Okay, we're off to question. What do you see? What would she see?”

Why did not just come in this because I didn't look at Nancy's answer Sorry, I forgot the rules of the game. Yeah, but they're simple. They're so simple

Nancy what you think the answer is and then what they think the answer Nancy said milk milky the cat going on a cruise

Which is this weird thing. I don't even know if I can make it funny. It was just something we made it invented this character that It was like you foe urinating on yourself. No friend. Yeah, I think your name is fun here But they was we didn't get any points. No. We got points for that first question. Oh, yeah, we didn't. Huh? No, no No one can with their wives and what we already has moment the coberic and the closest, but well the best game chose no one answers any of the Try to be tradition. I don't think I came anywhere close

Children making fun of her. Yeah, I'm cleaning a garage. That's close Where can we're competing for hundreds of unopened boxes is right for five words

“I'm glad you cleaned the person who wins this one actually has to”

It's just to question number two. What one item of clothing that your wife wishes you With throw out Oh, I know mine. I know the answer. Yeah, Jimmy. Um, I Oh, Stephen coberer. That was something. I'm sorry. Oh, please don't go there. No Jimmy. Okay Now if you guys needed time to think I do know the answer for me

I have a tank top that looks like the Jamaican flag and I bought like 15 of them and I hide them all Over our house So that when she throws which she did she finds it she'll throw a ride in the garbage. I just appear wearing Act as if it has not even disappeared She doesn't like tank tops. She doesn't like any kind of flag type merchandise

It has everything she hates all there and that one. Is that what she said first of all? She said only one She said all of his Westerny shirts with pearl buttons. Oh type of stuff on the list you know it types of only rooster mechanic hey, can wear yeah, and me sure Disappointment in your voice of how much effort you put into that bit over the isk and will Jimmy with so companies like it's definitely this joke thing that I also know sex and then it was

Yeah, it is yes. She hates those Western cut shirts also Stephen it's probably a One of many t-shirts that are so old that the the colors are going and it might be This one might particularly be a Ha comedy channel shirt from from

1999 D1 back before ha and the comedy channel came together to make comedy central I have a ha shirt which is a shark going ha it's just a shark and then on the bottom There's a stain and the stain on the shirt is a peach juice stain because when we were dating I'm eating a peach one day and said all but it'd be careful can't get the can't get the peach juice on you know You're like you know do I dare to eat a peach and and she goes what I'm what he mean

I said a peach juice never comes out and she said yes. It does I grew up eating pieces

No, you can't get peach juice out will be on besides if I rub this on my shirt It'll be on the shirt 30 years from now and and she goes no wooden so I rubbed the peach on my shirt in that moment I still have that shirt and the stain is not come out 30 years later. Wow, you tried stain stick everything all that stuff I so wish when Jimmy said you tried stain stick you said no, no, I haven't tried that yet So what was her answer because I think that's it. I'll be that shirt and old t-shirt from the hot channel

“And it's very fake stain from a peach on it and he keeps it just remember that he wanted that with me a very long time ago”

Could it get a lightning strike please? Amazing. I mean I'm pulling away those t-shirts are mine I feel it's a two pointer. I feel it's a two point mark. She's not a specific that's a two pointer exactly For mine, I'm trying to think of anything and as it was me throw out. I do get in the in fads and phases So I'll get into something not Western shirts or anything, but I recently bought a really fancy pair of shoes from London

John Lob

John Oliver are you friends with him? No, I've never heard of them

His name is John Your word It's very famous, so they make a last of your foot and then create a shoe around your your feet like oh, yeah

It's a wooden mold of your foot basically do they sell these that strike four five dot com

See, so Jamie I'm googling John Lob and autocomplete John Lob scam Foot Scam so wait his scam as he gets a he gets a mold of a famous person's foot and then he can do with it What he will that's right? He can make it make those feet and I imagine fuck the feet He's a foot that's not that's a different John Lob and so but they have like Frank Sinatra's

The next the next the next Google result is no it is that John Lob It's crazy. They're really on top of this. No, it is. That's a lot of it. I got a pair of Swade loafers they're blue Swade loafers with like a red and blue kind of ribbon on the front And and they didn't come come out as cool as I thought it but they're very expensive That's interesting because what I just pictured in my head was not cool. That was a sex offender chic

That's something it's not something a sex offender would wear It it's something that I thought would just be like if I break them in enough

“I could pull these off and they'll be like oh those shoes are awesome and then how do you get a pair?”

I just want to jump and I'll cook my first year on SNL Jimmy you got so many free shoes

And I you were very kind and you gave me all the shoes the free shoes that you weren't gonna wear And I would think that I could get away with wearing them and I remember wearing just a pair of all orange Nike's that you gave me and I wore them back to Chicago to see my friends and they were all the minute I got out of the taxi. They're like what the fuck is that? Oh, it goes to the furry ones. Yeah furry orange I did it. They were furry. I remember they were furry. I do remember those shoes so weird

All right Nancy says Well that new summer robe I bought I thought I was trying to get into a robe. I bought a very nice robe Like a smoking jacket kind of robe like here. It's relaxed him. No, it's like getting a cup of coffee coming down in the robe like what you would want to look like

Oh, you know what that would go well with that robe a pair of blue swathes shoes

And a white thing Elvis would beg the differ This is a lawyer. Same like my please no contact and for my only Jimmy's right man. Can I cut in on this product? Only Jimmy should wear those blue swathes shoes and you got to lay off of them. That's a really good Carl Perkins Hold on this is Carl Perkins if someone next to me wants to say hello hey

“That's what I was present. I'm hanging out here with Carl Perkins and I'll say I agree with Carl you should lay off with this”

Pulling on Jimmy was a blue swathue Because I think they're looking cool. Oh, and they're probably or those John loves him. Yeah, they actually aren't John loves He makes a great shoot, and he makes a great life. And he makes a great wooden shoe him has a great wooden foot Wooden foot here a wooden foot there and a new war gun will fix in post. I can't believe we got to episode 11 before you did your Perkins and Elvis bit Seth the one thing you're a item of clothing your wife wishes you would throw out every year

Me and a group of 12 college friends get together for a fantasy football draft It's the worst time of the year. It's the weekend after Labor Day my wife hates it Fairly hates it. It's a terrible thing that I do and each year we get a t-shirt made by whoever hosts that year's fan is football drafts I've got like 16 of these fantasy football theme t-shirts and I don't think she likes she said any any free hat No, yeah, oh

That's very fair. I've been doing I hope I'm not kidding myself. I've been doing a joke on Forges. Okay. Yeah. Oh, there's a knife. Huh. Thank you for stopping me, Kim we take that right out choppy don't even put it in the transcript You don't even want it in the transcript. I don't even want to see that I I'm the shame I'm feeling right now But guys, you gotta remember I'm doing like seven podcasts. Yeah, that's right

How many brothers do you have? I did sense podcast Seth and Josh's podcast not not to do real a game Jimmy. I'm sorry. He's going well. I will say I'm a little disappointed in how coherent this question is but It was a lot of fun really works So it was my favorite the best question so far. Yeah, yeah, we talk about our family trips and

“That's what you call the show family trips to the Myers brothers. Yeah. It's a great title for the show”

Well, I haven't been asked on I just have a question for only When the invite eventually comes is this like family trips when you were a child or family trips You have with your present family. I'm so glad you all great. This is all great. You could do this off to podcast Side tech. This is a personal reading your concert Lation for five. It's now sponsored right before time with my David. Do you know what I brought to the podcast? I was special

He did he fucking he fucking brought a soundboard to my other podcast

Did you really? Yes But it was wonderful I was so I was so angry didn't see it coming. Yep. Oh, yeah

“John Oliver I'm I feel like I'm ending with you. I'm sorry. I think um what I mean could well be free hats, but I would go with a a”

Bomb a jacket a grateful dead bomber jacket that when we were Brooks wheeling and I were doing a San Francisco We he bought a a grateful to a horrendous shiny grateful dead bomber jacket and he said whoever wins Our game of mini golf the next day Would take that jacket and I won and I brought it home and Kate said I cannot have it so wide it takes up so much space in the closet

I will never wear it and I will never give it up. I will be buried in that grateful dead bomber jacket

Your wife Kate said I wish you would throw out the sneakers he wears on the beach Because he refuses to wear flip flops or man sandals Yeah, I think I don't think there's anything that can say I don't like being at the beach more than wearing shoes on the beach I think I'm what makes you feel clear message who makes your beach Oh, it was so you know, Jack the Ripper has some descendants

He makes beaches. John Lard makes him pretty good. He goes by Johnny Lard when he's a casual All right, so that one goes to call Barry. Yes, full light Question number three I asked the wise. What song makes you think about your husband? What song makes you think about your husband? Okay, now let's be very specific. Are you asking us what we think they will say?

Makes them think of us or what song makes us think of them? What? What do you know? I have signs You know exactly the fact that you don't know what I'm asking makes me wonder if you know what you're asking

For a split second. You understand how you feel is that is this like our song? No, is that like our song or a song that reminds them

“That's this is this is the question that you have to ask silently to yourself and then answer because what are you doing here?”

If I'm saying out loud the question is what song makes you think about your husband? I asked that to your wife and what do you think it is? Stephen Colbert. Oh, I think can I have a minute. I need to Yeah, you actually should I think this is one of my first jump in. Can I jump in? Yeah Hologna, it's making my dream come true. Wow Because she makes your dreams come true. No, we the first time she came to SNL

Fred and will Played Hologna to weekend update and it was About how certain campaigns were using certain songs And it was that haul was pro Obama and oats was pro McCain and so this it was a pair of song written to Make my dreams come true and then we sang it all the time together after that so you think the song

To your wife Alex use you you make my dreams come true her answer was I still haven't found what I'm looking for Oh, I'm so I'm so tempted to hit the lightning bowl. Wow For you too that marriage is a tough room. This is just It's just boy skulls. I do you know what? Yeah, she's doing bits and by the way Based on our interactions she has no respect for bits

“She thinks that my life is a waste of time and yet the minute the door opens a crack for her to start doing bits”

It's bit city and now still haven't found out I'm looking for it. She tried to drown you Trains it's a problem. You know that I think about it somebody been fiddling with that kayak Somebody did something to make a kayak on stable This is interesting. She might be trying to kill you. Oh my god Stephen Colbert what song? I actually want to see her on this one. She's a lot. Yes. I mean I think it may be

Sometime by sweet honey in the rock might be in the mix there sometime I mean I'm not saying it's a wrong answer Impossible context clues That's boy. Yeah, spoiler alert Let's see some time by who sweet honey in the booth

Go ahead sweet honey for these also probably some some form of a of maybe at last at a James Some form of James Taylor might be in there. I don't know. I don't know none of those songs, but

Twenty-betty I I don't I'm not a fan of that version of Justin time The way he looked tonight. Do you know where you looked tonight by Tony better for sure. I'm more of a bened than a Sinatra fan Chance the rapper's Sunday candy. Yeah. Yeah, I got obsessed with that song for a couple of years John primes. How lucky Yeah, how lucky is is

My favorite John primes song. It's got the greatest got it's like only like seven words amazing. It's a multiple choice type situation

Yes, she's good. She's much better Lots of songs the guy's got range Stephen sings around the house all the time You sing around the house all the time. Yeah, I love that. That's good. I

“Well answer I think what song makes my wife think about me is probably”

Randy Newman short people I love that way No, you know what maybe I want someone who's a boy rainbow connection. I'm gonna say current the front Oh yeah, I love Randy Newman's version of rainbow connection

He did a good one. Wow. There's so many So that's a rainbow Christopher walkin and Randy Newman are All right again. Well, that'll know Delirix to this but what a rainbow's out of prism

I don't understand why we does I don't What is me? What do you mean you don't look for a woman Carole Carl Carl Let me do my call get in here. I didn't at this Wi-Fi it goes up to the heaven rock and roll heaven Our Nancy says

It might be you by Stephen Bishop. Oh, I love that song. That's a good one Something's telling me it might be I think I play that

When we were like officially boyfriend girlfriend dating. I'm thinking about our first dance at our wedding song could be it

“But it which was Ray Lamontane. You are the best thing but it could also be”

You don't bring me flowers which is a duet that we will sing together from time time You do that and it's oh, unbelievably funny and great and charming and heartworm But I'm guessing that's nothing. That's her because my reaction it didn't ring a bell. Yeah Although I'm touched by I'm the rock it's It is James Taylor which was Steven's answer, but it was James Taylor secret of life. Oh, yeah, it's great song

Maybe my favorite song. Yeah, I don't know that. It's actually the secret all-life Which is it's comically title for no no good reason, but it actually was done by Lando Lakes And song so the sound that you're does contain the actual secret Oh life and I recommend you go listen to it. It does. I will I don't know that song That's just wrote it down. I did write it down. I wrote sweet honey in the rock

And I wrote you know how lucky and I wrote secret of life

“John Kate oh, yeah, if it was if it's me thinking of her it would be maybe”

Metallica and to sound man. No, no, it's it's her thinking. I asked her what song makes her think about you home Edward shelf on the magnetic zeros. That is correct. Yes, exactly what you saw It would sharp in the magnetic zero. It's great. So interesting. I know that's huh. Yeah, Alabama. I'll console Wow, I learned a lot about you. It's like a duet, right? There's there's a very strong lady It's great. My daughter and her husband sing that one to each other. It's a great song. Yeah, it's a great song

Coming back to you singing. You don't bring me flowers for a second. Sure. Kimmel is

This is a Barbara Streisand story. I have never met Miss Streisand. I'm forced her to

High five me once at the club Davis party, but that's the one time I've remet her. She asked me to do the Instruction on the outro to her book my name is Barbara, which I recorded yesterday. I can't begin to tell you why with the I've never spoken to words to the woman, but This random house audio presents my name is Barbara read by the author That's the top

48 hours of Barbara Streisand talking and then it goes this is Stephen Colbert We hope you've enjoyed my name is Barbara that's it and then I name like who like who the engineer was It's going to be so confusing to people who are 48 hours. Sounds like it's confusing to you It is I don't know I'm what an honor 48 out of voice at the top and the long is Mark Dick. What how long is Moby Dick on it? Almost exactly that same amount of time. You're only going to talk about books in terms of how many

Moby Dick's it is. The rest of you need a thunder sound effect for that. I know you've done the read already, but they could just tag that in Sure, but doesn't seem that seems like an odd little bobbled beyond your resume. All right, we're off to question number four This says and some of the answers here might be a commercial though in the middle of this you think

I don't like to just throw it a Ryan and let him do a commercial I mean no, I mean I just say something though Yeah, I'm just being honest one of the things I loved about late night is is the ritual of a group of extraordinary people coming together and making something exceptional. You know, I'm saying yeah, yeah, and they've heard you touch on that Previously cattle one vodka and Mister black

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And this is bonus point question, but do you do guys like to know how I garnish my espresso martini? Hold on

I'm gonna say Philip with tennis balls. Is that the answer? No, not even close John one one piece of beef jerky The closer coffee beans and a little orange zest is what I'd like to put on mine. I do want to say I know we're talking about kettle one and Mister black, but please drink responsibly everybody yeah kettle one is 40% alcohol slash buying kettle one USA a Lisa VA Hill California. Mister black cold brew coffee the core 23% alcohol volume roasted and distilled guessware

New Zealand Australia Close I'm gonna point for that. I didn't know that is kind of close. Yeah, but still yeah, is it okay with Spotify that we're not going to do commercials this episode No, we don't have to that we're breaking the rules now because the strike is over. Yeah. Let's try to do I'm not going to do it I'm not going to do any more

Let's let's let's let's keep the game going

This wasn't part of the game. Oh Or was it I don't know Let's see how the wives respond The wives agree, uh, zest it. Uh, but guys I asked you guys what traits of your kids Did they get from you and and and a couple of them

Thought I was asking you about them, but but you won't tell us No Oh, because the word you was yeah Yeah, yeah, you didn't specify you didn't specify Yeah, I think I put in parentheses the the husband, but the subject of the sentence has already moved around so many times

So there's just no way to actually answer this question. No, some of them most of them answered What traits from the kids that they got from you the husband you most of them answered that My my daughter Adelaide got my dimples And let me just say I'm answering from an authentic place of love and so I know it will not match Whatever bullshit Alexa decided no she answered honest. I think okay did did did let me guess let me guess for Seth did did one of his son's

Sight that Seth is a real piece of shit Alexa said they're love of superheroes. Okay. That's an accurate one. I take it back on

“Yeah, some of these are jokies answered some of her series. Yeah, well, and that's what makes you fun life”

Which is your favorite superhero set? Oh, I can guess go I don't think it's one of the I don't think it's one of the more famous ones That's yeah, I say probably in the green lantern world think I will Jimmy that's right show you walking You know what I'm gonna tell you it is a flash and green lantern I'm just gonna stop you right there and give Jimmy his point well done well done

Wow Those two terrible choice. I'm just terrible a literal super hero. How did I guess that? I don't know but I I've been though you the everything about it the thought process I didn't want it belabor at any more Based on how quickly you got there using a very good logic to where this game is going

I think that maybe we should get me She just loved Super heroes that lose studios millions of dollars is that I bet you know what Ryan Reynolds might pull his

“That's what they have in common. That's it”

What traits of your kids that they get from you the husband Steven

I probably

Do you know this came me because you know I'm absolutely sorry

To prep you but you're gonna be actually

“Jimmy asked my wife what what your wife thought that's why when Jimmy says it's your turn”

Steven that means your turn is one away Everyone Order please in line. Thank you john Oliver I was in your wife got this answer a little wrong. Did she? She I think she answered you know well she answered what traits of the kids did they get from her I think

What did you ask her What traits of your kids did they get from you? Yeah, right there you go You couldn't have didn't think that you were a him The word him just did shoot that more I assume she is a game it's about that we will see

John

The game is changed of it for you this one is what traits

Remember John when you hear the sound of a lightning bolt the game is changed What traits did the kids get from your wife was he john is laughing so hard right now no noise is coming out of him Okay, what traits do you think they got from your wife oh? No You don't need to do the

“Don't need to do that. I think you fucking broke me. I think I'm”

Tool My boys get their dance moves and love of Metallica from yeah, that's that's probably true Yeah, she loves Metallica. Yeah, she does yeah, all right, good, and what do you what were you gonna say that they get from you? It really doesn't matter Steven Cole here. I'm here. So it's Kimmel's turn Kimmel's soon. I feel like my wife is scribes all

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- Okay, so that's my turn, then. - Yes, you're going to. - Go there, and you're on that. - Okay, so I would say she probably would say they get my scatterbrained quality, like messy, I don't plan, I won't schedule,

basically abs and mindedness is what they get from me.

And she probably said something nice too, but I won't say what that is, but she probably said something nice but also scatterbrained sloppy, you know, attention deficit. - You'd be the judge under she said something nice. She said, they have dry itchy skin and bad ears.

(laughing) - That's pretty nice. I think that's a nice around of things that she could say. - I'll take that as a pause, okay, okay. - It might be impossible to say which one of those is nicer.

(laughing) - Okay, it's true though, it's true though. I got the Irish skin, no collagen, and just dry itchy skin and terrible ears. And soft teeth and bad joints.

- Something like a dog that's about to pass away. - Yeah, exactly, I have K9 hip dysplasia,

“that's what I've had, it's not really good though.”

- The last four lines of old yellow. (laughing) - The strives are the same. - Barbra strives and it's going to record an intro too. You're listening to soft joints.

That's Stephen Colby, over there. - I mean, my life has made a pattern of whenever the kids do anything that is anti-social, she blames it on me and whenever they do things well, she takes credit for it.

So I'm gonna say, my son Billy is a goofball and she probably ascribes that to me. I can't think of, they're both good dancers which she takes credit for because I'm not a good dancer. I don't know, maybe humor or low probably get,

they probably get it from both of us. She said, "We could sense a humor." Our six-year-old will follow me into the bathroom and chat. Mom is making a big brown.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes, that's my boy. - And then she said, "That is a very cutting joke." Our daughter, our daughter can draw. She's an artist like her dad.

- Okay, all right, all right, so do I get half a point for that?

for that, if you can. - There you go. - There you go. - All right, not bad.

Let's say for me, for Nance for our kids, probably sense a humor

and just laughing at things and just, they're like, "Yeah, I have a sense of humor," I'd say. - And what does Nancy say? - Is he said? - Thanks to you, they're charming, brave, honest, funny,

open, love music and love to take baths. - Wow, none of those, what's your answer? - No, would you say? - Well, funny, it was one of 'em. - Oh, funny was one of 'em, yeah.

- But I do like to take baths. - I was thinking maybe I'd get some of those, but I got, I got it. - You got, he said he had no baths. - I wish I had, I wish I had every zanzers.

- I wish just one of, one of Ebisu had been buried in that list of eight really nice things. (laughing) Charming kind of people, generous, itchy skin, loves people. - Well, it doesn't itchy skin, 'cause they like to bathe.

It's the baths that keep 'em from. - This question went a little bit off the rails. - I said, "Wait, who wins that route?

“"I think really, even though technically my answer matched up,”

"I think in the big picture Jimmy wins, not only that round, "but really the round of marriage in general, "because he's the only one who gets nice answers from his wife." - You know, your wife said, nice things. - My wife said, "My son, barters in the bathroom

"while he, she's shitting." That's what, if you want to translate. - He said, and they don't even know. (laughing) - Are you guys not just white knuckle panicked

about the fact that Jimmy said this next question, just off the rails? - That's all I've been thinking about since he said. - Questions have to be on the rails to become off the rails. (laughing)

- At some point, they have to be rail based, Jimmy. - This question is, "What is your favorite thing "to eat for lunch or dinner?" And then I said, "I don't be funny," so I said, "Rong answers only."

- Oh no. (laughing) - Oh fucking Christ. - Oh no. - Who's the, who's the human? - Who's the human?

- The wife necessarily understand the concept of wrong answer only. - I don't know if they say that. - 'Cause they seem far more law-abiding than we are. - No, I'm confused about this question.

So what I'm basically asking them is to say,

"What don't you like to eat?" - Okay. (laughing) - This show should be called wrong questions only. - You didn't translate that for them, though, Jimmy, just to be clear, you left them with that word, so.

- Are you cleaning that from the answers, Jimmy? - Well, I got a problem even before you get to this, which is you said, "What do you like to eat for lunch or dinner?" Those are totally different things to eat. Like my dinner answer, my lunch answer,

are not in the same zip code together. - Not my answer. - They all go in bed. Pizza. - What do they not want to eat?

- What do you not like to eat? And again, John Oliver, your wife kind of changed it up a little bit. - Tell me what you want to eat. - What do you not like to eat? - She changed it up in the bad way or in a good way.

- The real way. - She actually said, "What is her favorite thing to eat?" - Is what's her answer? - She made a mistake, she answered the question. - As written.

(both laughing) - She's got a good fight with the premise, with the front of a. - Seth, what do you not like to eat? - Beats.

- Correct. That's one of them. - That's one. - Wow. - I met a one of the cucumbers?

- Yes, that's on the list, as well. There's two more if you can get bonus points, but you're already-- - Wait, am I married to you?

“- That's what heavy's two choices for her.”

- Beats and cucumbers. - Beats and cucumbers. - Beats and cucumbers. - Beats and cucumbers. - Hearts of palm.

- Oh, wow. - Yes, exactly. - Hearts of palm. - Oh, wow. - This is one of the last one, but...

- Do any of us even need to attempt to answer this? - I mean, this is a kind of maze of three. - We need one at the time. - This must be a subject you guys talk about a lot. - Well, no, it's the only thing she makes.

(both laughing) - There's a beat heart of palm cucumber sandwich. - It's sort of salad, and I come home, and she's like, "Did you work hard?" (both laughing)

- All of us. - All of us. - All of us, I should've gotten all of us.

- All of us, we should've been first.

- All of us, you don't like any olives. - I don't like any olives. I will, and I get a lot of heat for this. I do enjoy tapin' on. - What are you like a little chocolate, huh?

- I see, I don't like looking at 'em, but you can mix 'em up enough. - Are we done scoring by the way? Are we starting? - That would stop scoring.

- Yes, Seth did right on that one. - Seth definitely wins that row. - What TV show do you guys like that, that your wife has no interest in it all? How about John Oliver, your wife answered a little bit

show she likes? - Watching the full show. - Sorry, I apologize. Your wife played a different game. (both laughing)

- So she played a different game, Jimmy,

“or would you have invited into a totally different game?”

- She said, she said to show that she likes that you don't like. - I think Kate would have said team mom. She watches team mom on TV. - That's exactly right, guys.

I don't like that show. - She, I didn't know that team mom was still on the air.

and they're following them through, and I just get very sad. - Okay. - It's not, I don't know. - I don't know.

- Well, it's a first couple of seasons. - Yeah, that's what I'm saying. - I have an answer, trailer park boys. Is that it? - No, you ever watched trailer park boys?

- Oh, it's great. - You guys know that show? - Yeah, I don't know. - I don't know. Lady and show, you like it?

- I love it. - And she can't think. - She, well, she just, it's not that she hates it. She says, if I go to put on, she's like,

"No, no, no, 'cause it's never one episode.

"It's all of them." - She said anything with superheroes. Well, it's also on TV show. She doesn't even understand why the, it's a problematic answer, right?

- Yeah, it's a problem. - They're all super heroes. - Yeah, they're all super heroes. - Yeah, that's a problem. - If you come on fuck, is there?

- Yeah, they're like him in the butt there and stuff. - Oh, yeah, I don't watch any of that shit. - Yeah, boy, we're gonna have a real serious talk after that. - The issue I have with this question is that there are shows that I like that Evie doesn't want to watch,

but she's so doesn't want to watch them that I can't imagine she knows the name of them. Like, she wouldn't be able to say forged in fire, which is to me a great evening of like a series, like four or five forged in fires in a row.

- What does that mean? - It means forged in fire. - Forged in fire is they give people a bunch of steel and they say this bucket of bolts,

“you have to melt down forge and make a katana out of,”

like you know whatever, like a halberd or something like that. And for the show, three guys, they try to make a really nice knife out of scrap steel. - It's fantastic. - And if you don't, and if there's anything wrong with here,

please surrender your blade and leave the forge. I love it. - Evie was great, she gave me a list of things. That's okay, but I'm gonna say maybe the thick of it, 'cause I love the thick of it and it's too rough for her.

The thick of it chopped on food channel, food network, chopped. And everything else, I think she also likes. - What's what he got?

- So she says I never heard of the thick of it.

Is that Alan Ticks? - Oh, talk show, it's our mando and news show. - It's basically a beep was sort of based on that. - She said lumberjack competitions. - I do, Arden Cogor, Junior, Arden Cogor,

Senior, the big man, Melvin Lens, Duffy dollover. Are you kidding? I love it all. I love the listen. I mean, I used to sit backstage a second city

and when they'd come on, we would love it. 'Cause they would say things like, it was a hot-saw competition, really. Now is that a stack saw that he's using there? No, that's a three-click, one-ninet.

It could achieve her snowmobile engine. - I love, I love lumberjack competitions. - So it's too much for whatever. - She said that old Star Trek episode. - Original, original series, yeah.

- She doesn't. - And the movie "The Thing" for the one millionth time. - It's not a TV show, but it is my comfort food.

“- My answer, I think Nancy would say anything”

with cooking or anything like that. We tried to watch, I know it's a movie, but Jiro loves sushi. - Yeah. - I kept putting it on.

- Is it sushi? - Is Jiro dreams of sushi? - Yeah. - Yeah, I kept putting it on and falling asleep and she, my wife has seen it now three times.

- So you dreamt of Hiro dreaming of sushi? - Yeah, I took it to the next level. - Yeah, just like with Moby Dick, really, you've done it again. - Yeah, I get in there all the way and I just-- - What is the white whale

but just an enormous, delicious, sous-horror role? - What was the, what was the phrasing one more time, Jimmy? The phrasing was, what TV show to the husbands watched? Your husband watched it, you have no interest in. - Fuck, I mean, I'm so low to say this,

but tonight's show with Jimmy Fallon. - I thought I'd be long for that joke. (laughing) - I bet. - Like my cut-out. - Like my man, now you took the long.

- No, just for the actual community, please know. - This is, he was losing to this place. - No, this is no. - This is Aaron Prisler, more two days. - Simpons, he knows his name. - No name. - He knows any spell it too.

- This is me and I've never heard of Barbara Shreson.

- So if this Lexi watched a lot of episodes of Date Line in 2020, the tips on how to murder your spouse. - She does, it's always on, and then she sort of fumbles with the remote, like it's sort of, it's almost like a panic when I come in.

(laughing) She throws up and she yells, "Why are you eating your beats?" - Shit, what's going on?

“- What set do you want me to just tell you the answer?”

- Yes, I do. - Justified. - Oh, I should have guessed it. I almost guessed it. God damn it, I love that show.

That was on the tip of my tongue, and I, you know what? I want to say something. I'm really impressed she knows I love that show. Thanks, huh? - Oh, my God. - I mean, you know what, I'm genuinely touched right now.

Here I am, she'll sit her down, and she knows. - I'm very low bar for you to feel touched, I guess. - You know what? The fact that she knows the name of the show, she hates that I like.

(laughing) - It's a good sign. - That's a good sign. - You guys see her. - We're building bridges.

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I had a speed round. Is it an update us on the score? What's the score, right? Is it a tie game? - Oh, wow.

- Everyone is tied. Whoever wins round goes home. - That's a tie. - Dive. - Is this marriage?

Is this a longest basketball game? - How slow will this speed round be? These are the other speed rounds we've seen. - I didn't get a game shot. - I didn't know when I was writing this,

the other questions would be, you know, take your time when these knees were fast,

but this is like first thing comes in your head,

bang, let's go speed rank. We don't have time for this. This is like speed round time. - So let's establish the order. Let's speed round, let's go alphabetical, okay?

Just I'll go first, then it's who's next after me. - Myers. - No, it's foul and foul. - Well, they're foul and Camel. - Yeah.

- Okay, my collar. - Okay, got it. - Okay, here we go. Speed round, salt to your sweet. - Salty.

- Oh, I would say salt to you. - No, what, what did my wife say? - We were doing what we were doing. - We were doing what we were doing. - You were at the top.

- I don't know what you were on to me. - We're on to you. - We all did. - Okay. - Sorry, I don't know what I was on to you.

- I don't know what you were on to you. - You're on to me.

“- John, that's what you wanted to leave.”

John, we've begun in five minutes. John, I'll just five more minutes, thanks for your. - I swear, don't leave, don't leave, don't leave. - Don't leave, don't leave, don't leave, don't leave. - Don't leave, don't leave.

- Don't leave, don't leave. - Salty. - Salty, salty. - Salty, salty, what did I be say? But I ever say. - I ever said, sweet. - Okay, you're wrong.

- Next, you're wrong. - Right, right, right. - Right, right. - Salty, or sweet. - Salty or sweet. - Salty or sweet. - Don't think me, salty.

- And, and she's the answer. - She's a salty, right? - Yeah. - And what we went too fast, we went too fast. - It's okay.

- It was a lightning rock. - I'm lost. - Do you have a sound effect of just breaks? - It's breaking. - It's breaking.

- You went so fast. - It was too fast. - I understand. - Well, you know what? It's about the what?

This one was really about the wife. What was she like? - What was she like? - You didn't say that. - What did you say that?

- What did you say that? - You went too fast. - And you went too fast. I'm sweating, by the way. - I went too fast.

- I don't know. Someone went too fast.

I've never seen this beat around this fast.

(laughing) - But what? - What? - The answer? - It reminds me of Seth's favorite superhero, The Flash.

- Yeah. - The Flash. - Alright, let's just say that. - That's a green line. - That's a green line.

- What are you doing here? (laughing) - Wow. (laughing) - Alright.

- Okay. - So Alexey said salty. - Yeah, I said salty. - He said sweet. - I can't wait.

I'd say sweet. - Correct. Molly said sweet. - Okay. - Wait.

What did Kimmel say salty? - I said salty when I thought it was the question. - Well, you can't give him a point because he-- - Yeah. - He's playing a different game.

- He's playing a different game. - That's a fair game. - He was playing a different game. - He was playing a game of dice. - No, but he should have a chance.

- And not thinking about his wife.

“- You should have a chance to answer the question.”

- Stephen? - Sure. - That's a sweet. - You'll say sweet. - Yeah, alright.

Then you go. - There you go. - Sweet, you're right. - Everyone's correct. - We're still tied.

- We're still tied. - Let me round round round round round round round round. - It's only five. - It's only five. - So by the way, see, I haven't answered that round.

- And I couldn't be happy to be barrel straight. - So this is not a work. - You'll ask the question. I'll answer. You'll tell me every answer.

And then we'll move on to you. You'll be second. - Wow. - Is this okay? - Yeah.

- Okay. - Don't act like I am the problem. - You're not.

- It's overwhelming. - It's overwhelming. - Yeah, it's going to be-- - We're going to be here for a while. - I just wanted to say that.

- This is a fact. - No, this is a-- - We're rounding each of you.

“If you look at what's left of this podcast,”

this is the end of an all-staff meeting. - We're coming in. - And here we go. - It's so difficult to fuck up. - Salting sweet.

Here we go. - To your wife. - It's a--

- This is genuinely incredible.

What you've managed to hear. - All right. Would your wife rather be too hot or too cold? - Oh. - Too hot.

- Too hot. - Too cold. - It's my turn. - Oh. - It's a speed round.

- Yes. - But one at a time. It's all the same thing. - She has to be too cold. - Every said, every said too hot.

- Damn it. - Oh, moving on. - Me, I would say my wife would rather be too hot. - What did Nancy say? - And she said too hot.

- Great. - Yeah, why would rather be, I guess, too hot? - I don't know. I don't even remember. - Which is--

- Yeah, too hot. Okay. - Too hot. - Too cold, sir. - She'd rather be too cold.

- Yeah. - All right.

“- I think Kate said either too cold or salty.”

(laughter)

- She said rather be cold.

- Yeah. - There you go. - All right. - Oh. - He just dropped the papers.

(laughter) - I have my papers with me. - He's moving so fast. They shot out of his hand. - People can't believe this is written down.

- We're getting to this whole time Jimmy has been on a treadmill sprinting. - I've chosen to speed around. - I've chosen to run as fast as you can. - Here we go.

- I'm asking questions. - This one, I thought was weird one, but I suppose. - Say something that reminds you of France. (laughter) - You're the greatest.

- You're the greatest. - You're the greatest. - Correct. - Every said cheese. - Point please.

- I'm going to say lightning strike. - Yeah, you can get a lightning strike. - I don't know. - I'm going to say the bed. - One of us what the bed.

- Do you have the bathing suit? - Yeah. - My wife said cold bear. - Oh, go away. - Oh, wow.

- Oh my god. - I will say it. - I will tower. - No, your wife said underpants. - I will also say it.

I will tower. - Was that where you proposed? - No. - That's not the correct answer. The answer was where you proposed.

- I was the answer. - I just went point out. I famously didn't propose in France. And my wife was very angry about it. And so now she's using a game.

That's supposed to bring people to joy. She's using a game to litigate past crimes. - In the future. - Because through that, can you explain to me like, when did she think it was coming?

- We'd been together for years. We went to France. We went to Paris for a birthday. And she had a certain expectation. Based on, let me just say,

the poisoning of the American mind by Ramcombs. That I would propose in Paris. And I didn't. - On the Eiffel Tower, in the Eiffel Tower. - I didn't propose anywhere.

I just, I just thought we were on vacation. I don't know. - Did you ask for any questions in France? - I said, look. I found historically asking questions of loved ones as confusing.

- Did you realize while you were on the trip that she was upset? - You hadn't proposed. - Immediately. - Immediately. - And I didn't after that, did you propose?

- A year later. - Yeah. - 'Cause I didn't want her to think. I was only doing it because how mad she'd been. - Right, right.

You want to feel like this. - You lunge. You um. - Jimmy, right before I left Jimmy, remind me to ask her.

Do, will you marry you? (laughing) (laughing) - That's not a beauty in the disc game, right? (laughing)

- This is it. 'Cause that's the end of this game. - Set the wins the game. - That's how we want it to get. - This is late night wives.

This is a strike force five. We want to thank our sponsors. We want to thank Spotify. We want to thank Kevin one. Mr. Black.

We want to thank Mint Mobile. We want to thank Mike Chofee, Max Schabler. And everyone for listening.

“- You should also thank Mike Chofee too, while we're out of Chofee.”

- Chofee. - Mike Chofee. - Mike Chofee. - Mike Chofee. - Chofee.

- You say Chofee. - You say Chofee. - I was so nervous about Schabler. (laughing) - But I don't talk to it off.

I don't shave their at one point, so I wrote it wrong. (laughing) - 'Cause I wrote them down to say their names. And so I'm nervous about Chofee. - It's the thought that counts, really.

- I really want to thank him. - Because, wow. - Thank you, Jimmy. - Thank you, Jimmy, for being amazing.

- I never doubt you, Colin.

- I never doubt you, Colin. - I never doubt you. You could do this the second time. - It's amazing. - That was John twice during that.

- He went down, and he left frame, and I was worried he would not come back up, but he did. - He did.

- We are very lucky to be married to our great.

I was there.

“Every was so funny and charming and great.”

Your wives are just phenomenal. And smart and cool. And they put up with me and my dumb questions.

And I appreciate them doing this.

- Can I ask one more question, everybody?

“How do you think our wives are going to react to this round?”

Are they going to be pleased with the degree to which we matched? - I'd be amazed if anyone's taken away from this,

whether or not it's a match or not.

I just don't think that's a human response to what happened to you. - I think it'll be fun. This is all good for you and fun, but I like knowing you guys,

“everyone's relationships with their wives is fun.”

You guys are all good. Good husbands, good dads, good sports. Thanks for putting up with me. - We have another episode. Our final one. Our final episode is going to be emotional.

- I think it will be. - You might have some surprises for the final episode. The final edition of Strike Force 5. I mean, it's something that you're definitely going to want to listen to. - Yeah.

- If indeed anyone is still listening. - Yeah. - We thank everyone who's still listening. Have a great day. - Let's get to work, everybody.

- It's Dark Force 5. (gunshots) (clapping) - We're in town, all right, love it.